Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Sean "Diddy" Combs' unproven sexual misconduct allegations and paranoia, then debate Josh Giddey's legal gray-area interactions with a high school junior under Oklahoma's Romeo and Juliet Clause. They critique the movie Napoleon's historical inaccuracies while analyzing how Saudi Arabia and the UAE utilize sports to rebrand for tourism, contrasting this with Argentina's new libertarian president planning to shut down the central bank. The episode concludes by examining NBA governance regarding Ja Morant's tattoo policy and Apple's defense of cobalt mining practices, ultimately questioning modern celebrity accountability and corporate ethics. [Automatically generated summary]
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Welcome Back To Plague00:05:13
What's up, everybody, and welcome to Plague and we're back.
Okay, listen, we went to Australia, and you know, Diddy was a pillar of the community.
He is just giving his masters back to all of his artists.
Yeah, I mean, he was in a beautiful, loving relationship.
Alex Story's starting to sweat and adjust his seat.
He doesn't know how to handle his topic.
We come back from Australia, Al.
Yeah.
Something has gone amok.
It is amok.
What is happening?
It's a muck.
No, this is all allegedly.
This is all allegedly.
This is 100% alleged.
This ain't gonna coke.
Okay.
I'm just saying, Al, can you fill us in?
So what happened with Diddy and Cassie?
According to the New York Times, Diddy was out here up a lot of people.
What?
Up the community.
I know we're not using a grape word.
Yeah, we say that.
I know stop.
You know what I mean?
Why are you going to laugh?
With all due respect.
Stop.
With all due respect.
What did I say?
That's a humorous thing.
These are facts reported by the New York Times.
With all due respect.
With all due respect.
Let's just be serious right now and have a serious conversation because this is an innocent man.
It's innocent until proven guilty.
Why are you so nervous, bro?
Alex wore Camo for this reason, but he's like, no one's going to sit here.
No one's going to see him.
But come on.
You think just because you dress like Kid Cuddy, you're going to get your car blown up?
No.
Is that another allegation that's being thrown at the dipster?
Yeah, it is.
It is being thrown.
He's thrown at the ditchster with all due respect.
Al, he's not going to shave the side of your head.
Why are you so nervous over there, bro?
Everything's going to be fine.
Al, everything's going to be fine.
Maybe you should just.
I'm glad Cassie got justice.
There we go.
I'm glad she got justice.
She didn't get justice.
She got money, bro.
That's justice.
Talk to us.
Speak on that.
Yeah.
Hair looks fucking good.
You look fucking good.
You done glowed up, bro.
I ain't going to lie.
You know, I'm trying to get Diddy.
Yo, you think this was...
Diddy, Diddy pretended to be gay so we wouldn't know about this?
Like, son, for all those years, the gay rumor was hovering, so we never had the grape rumor.
Yep.
Oh, all we heard about was the gay rumor, and gay is like root beer.
Like, once you throw gay on it, we can't think of anything else.
We can't taste anything else.
So he was all gay.
Now this gets thrown out.
Obviously, the streets respect it a little more.
They respect the weight of the allegations and they handle it with care and sincerity.
That's what he means.
What do I mean?
That's all they mean.
The streets respect that's like, yo, Diddy back.
We ain't going nowhere.
We ain't.
We ain't gay.
I think it's you ain't going nowhere.
It was a royal weed.
We fucked up on that.
Yeah.
Now we got to look back at all the songs a little bit more.
And you bad boy for life.
That's it, bro.
Fuck.
Okay.
Now, you're a notorious cuddy hater.
So are you?
Yes.
You are the kid.
I love Kid Cuddy.
You're the president of the hater club.
Don't forget this.
Doesn't he do that?
When they asked Kid Cuddy for a comment, like, did he blow up your car?
That's what he did.
They did.
That's how he communicates.
Yeah, exactly.
All hums.
Yeah, he does.
Are you glad he blew up his car?
First of all.
Yeah, what?
I didn't know he was a Kick Cuddy hater.
Y'all know he cut it.
No, I didn't know that.
Oh, my God.
We're going to forget this.
Which song?
Kick Push?
Which song?
Kick Push is fire.
Oh, that was fire.
Kick Push Coast.
Yeah.
And away we go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's the way that's going to be?
More sarcastic.
Away we go.
More sarcastic.
Kick horns, bro.
Kick, push, coast.
And away we go.
That's a good song.
Just two lonely souls.
Come on.
That's a good song.
Keep going.
I've heard another word.
Push.
Kick.
Push.
Coast.
And away we go.
That's a bang.
Two lonely souls.
And we dude's a big a little.
See, that's what I mean, bro.
He's being sarcastic.
I do know that's Lupe Fiasco, right?
You didn't know that.
I was waiting.
I was waiting for the turn.
Wait a minute.
He really don't know.
Asalama legum.
Lupe.
Lupe.
Kid Cuddy.
Assalamu alaikum, Lupe.
Kid Cuddy is if you are.
What to say you are.
You're super rapid.
Come on.
That's also hupe fiascum.
You fucking phony.
You don't know people.
You don't know people as well.
No, he's like, he's the press in his room, right?
That's his shit.
Kid Cuddy?
Day and Cuddy's night.
Kid Cuddy's day and night.
Yeah, I'm on the pursuit of happiness.
That shit goes hard.
That's Steve Aoki, I thought.
No.
He's the guy that when he's performing.
Steve Aoke's Neptune's.
Okay, yeah.
Wait a minute.
What's going on?
Steve Aoki throws the cake at people.
Yeah.
He's a talented DJ, and his father started Benny Hannes.
Kid Cuddy is the rapper that when he performs, there's a gravitational pull to objects towards his head.
See?
Oh, y'all both got that in common.
You had water bottles thrown at you.
When did I have a water bottle throwing at you?
Way back in the day at Edgar Root?
That was a beer bottle.
The Cuddy Hater Moment00:03:32
No, it wasn't.
When Al threw a water bottle.
I threw a water bottle.
Oh, that was not on stage.
Yeah, I know.
That's not your friend being an asshole.
You had a candle thrown at you.
Exactly.
You really wanted us to remember that moment.
You had a candle thrown at you by another comedy.
Like, we were talking about a way different moment.
And then you wanted to distract it with your shitty throwing ability.
No, it wasn't good.
You didn't hit me.
I did.
I did.
No.
I did.
No.
No, I did.
No.
I did.
We got the tape.
I think we should go back.
We got the tape.
Right back.
Right back to the table.
Whatever I said, I still believe it.
Whatever.
At least I wasn't just singing one of my hits.
Okay.
No, this was what I ain't do the white boy humor yet.
And suck my dick still meant something.
Suck my dick does mean something.
Right?
Especially when Sean Puffy Combs says, allegedly.
Listen, what do you think is going to happen?
Nah, nothing.
You seem.
Nah, nothing's going to happen.
You don't think anything's going to happen?
You seem a little frightened.
You seem a little concerned.
Nah, I just think he's going to try to make an example out of someone and sue them for defamation.
We're just saying things that are in the art.
That New York Times article is pretty in-depth.
No, I know.
But it's like, he's been defamed.
Yeah.
Yeah, but if you say, because now... We're saying this is all alleged.
Yeah.
As long as you say it's alleged, then we're good.
All right, can we go through these allegations and understand?
Well, these are just allegations.
Diddy's an innocent man.
Matter of fact, some might say the fact that she was only going for money and not actual justice, justice.
Some might say that the motivation was not justice at all.
Some might say that she was maybe realizing that she had come to the end of her earning potential as an artist or entertainer and was looking for one last buck.
Some might say that, Al.
Wouldn't he?
Why isn't money justice?
Oh, interesting point.
Good counterpoint, to be honest with you.
That's a great fucking thing.
That shit needed a beat drop, right?
That shit needed a beat drop.
Doug, dub.
Wow.
Many fresh need to hit that up.
Show that was crazy right there.
Why isn't it justice?
Low-key.
It is.
Low-key.
You did something bad to me, and I'm suing you.
And now I got it.
I think it's justice maybe for you, but what about the other people out there that could be enduring those crimes that you're accusing the gentleman of?
Again, this is an allegation.
But now she put everybody on, you know, and she made it up.
But once she takes the money, we go, nah, she just wanted the money.
Some people would.
But also, potentially women can be like, oh, this is what this guy's accused of.
Let me at least steer clear.
You see what I'm saying?
And there's other victims who can come forward.
And I think also it's really hard to prove guilt in a criminal case, especially this far after the fact.
Like there's no DNA evidence.
You probably couldn't go.
That's a good ass point.
When this guy's having your MRI results of your MRI sent to him first before you get to see them, how do I trust that if I go try to get a rip kit?
First of all, I'll even get to go with this guy in the middle of the day.
Hold on, hold on.
You're being a little too serious.
I'm just getting a little too serious about this.
We got to keep it silly now.
We got to keep it silly now.
Can't go too far.
You can't go too far.
Bring it back to Britain.
Bring it back now.
There's one thing we've learned is you can't go too far.
You can't go too far into the series.
We got to keep this light.
Take that.
Take that.
That's crazy.
The signs were there.
Man, the signs were there, bro.
Trusting MRI Results First00:09:47
Los Angeles, you beautiful Botox pedophiles.
It's been over two years since I last did a show out here, and the city has changed.
The housing crisis has been completely solved.
Studio apartments are popping up everywhere.
Never has it been safer to be a tube-a-toothpaste.
And the 10 freeway.
There is less traffic on the 10 than the opening weekend of a female Marvel movie.
And because of those accomplishments, I'm coming back.
And we're going to do it at the most iconic HIV memorial in the world, the LA Forum.
I'll see you there.
It's showtime, baby.
Hey, what are you doing here, Modern Beach?
Get the fuck out of my house.
Baby, you need to take your own Zunfeck.
Oh my God, is that a robber?
No, no, don't worry.
Go and watch your Coco Mellon videos or something.
Listen, Mother Fucker, I call the cops, but the CD has none at the moment.
I will kill you, Mother Beach.
Safety, fuck out.
I call all my gangsters.
And the Oscar goes to Dove Mammoth.
Wow.
Dove Mammon.
Fantastic.
So good.
Amazing performance.
I was so impressed.
Amazing.
Once he got to the gangsters, he got momentum.
He started really getting into it.
Actually, he went out and got the wig of the girl.
No, no, no.
He went out and got the wig and the glasses and everything like that.
I asked, we were there.
We're like, okay, who do we get to do this?
And we're like, who do we know that can play like a sleazy 40-year-old man that would have a very young girlfriend?
And he's like, I don't know.
Dove in his true form.
Exactly.
He was an actor.
That's his conversation.
Dove is a Persian billionaire.
He really is, dude.
He really is.
No, but he absolutely killed that.
And yo, if you're watching this on Tuesday, the pre-sales today is just 24 hours.
So just get there, get there early while there are tickets there.
LA, we love y'all, man.
Can't wait to have that show.
That's going to be some crazy stuff.
The forum is the shit.
And one more time, shout out to the fucking legend.
Killed it.
Production, Dove.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're the man.
Dove fucking.
I think he might need to be like a staple.
Yeah, he was great, dude.
He was a promoter.
This is the thing.
Dove just can't let you have anything.
You know what I mean?
You saw out the forum and Dove's like, he's the star.
Let me just take a look.
He's the star.
I might have to ask him if he would dress up as that character for the show.
He has to come on stage.
You got it.
Must.
Jugat.
Must.
Jugada.
Anyway, thank y'all so much, man.
Go grab that right now.
Also, we have tour dates.
Portland, we added a show.
Hurry up and buy those tickets before they sell out.
You fucking cucks.
You have nothing better to do.
Don't come in with milkshakes.
Come in ready to laugh.
Also, UK, I'm coming.
Glasgow, London, Manchester, London, we added a show.
Glasgow, I think those tickets are finally starting to sell.
Maybe I'm because I'm saying the city name correctly.
Glasgow.
Manchester, those tickets will sell out.
Also, I don't know if I've announced this yet.
Oh, I have.
No, January 6th, 8th, and 9th.
I'm going to be in Oslo, Amsterdam, and Eindoven.
So go there.
And then January 18th through the 20th, I'm going to be in DC at the DC improv.
More dates are on my website, alkasing.com.
Hurry up and buy those tickets.
Let's get back to the show.
You know who we got to get?
We got to get on the pod to hear their side of this.
I think we need Mace.
I think we need Mace.
I think we might need Cam and Mace.
Low-key.
That's a great idea.
Mace was, he might have been around it.
He might have known.
He ain't 50 Cent.
That's what drove him to the church.
He had to.
Yo.
He had to.
Yo.
Bruh.
Just clean his soul, bro.
He had to clean his soul.
I'm just saying.
It's possible.
Why is my crazy being funny?
We got to talk to Pastor Mason, bro.
Yeah.
We got to get to the bottom of this, bro.
That's what Diddy was doing.
You're low-key.
Allegedly.
You said keep it silly.
I kept it silly.
No, allegedly.
What do you want from me talking out of both sides of your mouth?
Isn't that how you talk?
How does one talk?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Out of both sides of the day.
Sounding like Cassie on a Sunday evening with a freak off.
Y'all never had a freak off.
What was the freak off again?
Yo, the freak off is crazy.
He was just beat off to like professional porn stars having sex to Cassie, allegedly.
Allegedly, a black cuck, which is like super embarrassing.
Come on, dude.
That's the guckiest cuck.
Were the other guys cracked, allegedly?
The balls.
Race wasn't mentioned in the allegations.
I think that changes up.
Yeah, but what if they were white?
That's tough.
Yeah, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
Fifth is loving this.
His Instagram is so good.
Fifth is loving this.
Diddy is paying, which is, it kind of makes you feel like maybe not all of the allegations are true, but enough are true where this is easier to sweep under the rug.
But the problem with paying is other people start to look back at their history with you and they go, you know what?
Maybe I was a little bit more drunk than I should have been when we had sex or we did a freak off.
My friend did a music video.
He was a PA, a good friend of mine, and he did a Diddy video.
This is 2007 or something.
And he said Diddy had his people listening on the intercom to see if anybody on the crew was saying negative things about him.
And then also he was like so paranoid, he would buy his own bag of ice for his drinks.
And I was like, that's crazy.
Maybe because you're so rich.
And then he at the time was the video was such a nightmare.
He was kind of jaded, but he was like, I think also that speaks to you've done enough bad things to people that you're very paranoid.
And you're like, bro, I don't even trust anybody.
I might need my own ice fresh out the bag.
I don't want my drink touching anybody.
This is mine.
He's a paranoid guy.
And I think there might be a reason.
And there might be a lot of people that are coming.
Yeah.
Oscar Pistorius is free.
That's also true.
Yo, these are true things.
Come on.
Hey, Al.
Can we not talk about our African brothers?
They're free.
Two African men.
BOQs, bro.
Two advocates.
I don't even say the R in that word.
But for real.
Yeah.
This is.
Take this picture off.
Why?
He got nicer legs than you?
He too got nicer legs.
Yeah, that's a great shot.
That's a great shot.
I mean, Diddy's always been a good dancer.
He's been a good, fun dancer.
I just don't know why.
No, he's been a good fun dancer.
Like his ability to dance, especially around Halloween when he was dressed as the clown or whatever.
And he was, you know, he.
Oh, yeah.
He was always a good fun dancer.
They are good dancers.
Who's they?
Not people.
I forgot.
Allegedly?
Homosexuals and homosexual black people, I would assume.
Whoa.
Allegedly.
Now you're putting gay on them.
This is confusing now.
Yeah, that's the worst thing you said about him.
Streets.
Streets.
What streets?
Streets is talking out of the streets.
Streets.
Which street specifically name streets for us?
Oh, flat bush.
I think that's what they call Cassie's haircut.
Oh, God.
It's rough, dude.
It's rough.
What's so what's whose side are we on?
The truths.
Yeah.
Justice aside.
Yes.
Love you, dog.
Love you.
Missed you.
Fucking missed you.
Not Al.
Fucking jerk.
Out here apologizing for all these things.
Loving Kid Cuddy.
You know what I mean?
What car date all night?
What car?
What was the car?
Yeah, that's a good question.
That is what car was.
What do you need to know?
Nah, nah.
That makes a difference.
It was a shit car.
It's like, yeah, he did you a favor.
Also, he's a sad guy.
Like, don't done it.
You know what I mean?
Like, he would off himself in that way and make a big spectacle out of it.
Don't you think?
Like, no, he's huddy.
He's kid cuddy.
He was doing it in silence.
You know what I mean?
By himself.
Is that what that comes from?
Yeah.
He was a cutter.
I think so.
I've heard.
I don't think these name facts are.
Randomly right.
Honey, I'm right about that.
Hold on.
Hold on.
That's a reference to that.
I bet money I'm random.
It'd be real disrespectful to Kid Cuddy right now if he wasn't a cutter.
His last name is Miss Cuddy.
Scott Miss Cuddy.
You are such an idiot.
Kick push close, bitch.
I still believe what I said.
I still stand on what I said.
Scott Miss Cuddy, bro.
Miss Cuddy?
Miss Guddy.
It's an Ethiopian name.
Very proud Ethiopian.
He's right name.
M-E-S-C-U.
He's such an idiot.
Is he?
You really thought he said he wasn't myself, so I'm kidding.
That don't make sense.
No.
How does that not make sense from Kid Cuddy?
Crap ass who's it?
Yo, that is crazy.
I thought he does circumcision.
I thought he was a mole.
And I think he went to Jewish, right?
I think he went to Jewish school in Ohio.
I'm pretty sure.
It's a lot of fact-checkers.
I'm almost positive.
I know a lot more about Kid Cuddy than you do.
Maybe not you.
I don't even know his songs, bro.
Day and night.
The lonely soldiers wanting to sleep before bed.
Give me one other one.
That's it.
I've been working a slave ship.
Nope.
That's kaji.
I wish I could find me a spaceship and fly to Palestine.
Whoa!
What did I say?
We're trying to be apolitical.
Are you?
Are you?
Are you trying to be apologizing?
Or group chats?
Okay.
We're trying to be apolitical chat.
Trying To Be Apolitical00:09:05
400 messages.
Holy shit.
Okay, I need to give y'all something to enjoy on the plane.
No, nobody read that.
Nobody read that.
I know two people that did that.
I know two people that read every single fucking pass out of his life.
We got him.
Got him.
He's back.
Starboys for life.
Oh, God.
All right.
But seriously, Oscar Pistorius, don't cough.
It's always fun to cough.
You have a problem.
Stop him.
You can cough.
Okay.
How?
How?
Alexander.
Yo, the up zits, really.
I didn't even put it in yet.
You're wearing so much.
Paul sweat.
So much Paul.
It's absorbing to your hands.
You really don't stop, bro.
It's interesting.
You feel me?
Hey, I did.
I did.
It's 400.
Hey, that shit was up, bro.
Hey, you got the newbie.
Yeah, come on.
I don't know, dude.
Yeah.
No, you can tell him this is, bro.
400 messages.
Yeah.
Just in the bathroom.
I just know it.
I just know he was on the toilet for an hour and a half.
That's the worst thing.
I was so right.
You are so right.
I leave it.
I can feel it, bro.
My wife had to check in.
No way, you have to check.
Like concerned, right?
But like, it wasn't like Andrew, get out of the bathroom.
It was, Andrew?
She thought I Elvis, bro.
No.
She thought I Elvis expired on a toilet.
Oh, damn.
Anyway.
And what'd you tell her?
Did you say you were just, you know?
I said, leave me be, lady.
Can I not solve this?
Can I not solve this conflict?
What did she think you were talking about?
She doesn't know you're on your phone.
She thought I was on Zillow, Mark.
Little did she know.
I was moving back and forth between that and a conversation with a spirited comrade.
Okay.
Have you been on Zillow?
Have you been Zillow?
Fuck you, dude.
Have you been?
Fuck you.
I'm just asking.
Fuck you for that.
Have you been Zillow?
Fuck you for that.
I'm just checking.
That was fucking rude.
You know that I was suffering at that luxury resort in Mexico.
You didn't ask once.
I checked in.
I sent you a Zillow.
A Zillow.
How were you suffering?
Ain't nothing more boring than sitting on a goddamn fucking seat laid the back with your wife reading a fucking book and you're too lazy to go get the goddamn book and start it.
So you're just scrolling up and down fucking Instagram, staring at beautiful paradise, being miserable.
Oh.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I would like to enjoy it, Al.
Yeah, okay.
Okay?
But my brain doesn't work that way.
I need constant stimulus for this thing.
So the idea that I'm just sitting in this incredibly enjoyable place and everybody else seems to be having a great time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're relaxing.
They're having a time of their lives.
And I'm just sitting there absolutely going fucking crazy and trying to hold it all together.
And I can't bitch about it because then I get the very normal reaction that you just gave me.
Yeah.
But that is my worst nightmare.
Just jump in the water.
I tried that.
That's your worst nightmare.
That is my worst nightmare.
It was peak misery.
I found a place to play paddle 30 minutes away and I would take an Uber every single morning out there and back.
Yeah.
Because I was so absolutely bored out of my fucking mind.
You weren't even mad.
That is crazy.
Los Cabos.
Cabos.
There's things to do in Cabo.
Are there?
No.
Yes.
No.
No.
It is about relaxation.
Nice restaurants.
Restaurants?
Yeah.
I mean, ATVs and horses takes one day.
Yeah.
It's a hotel zone.
It was.
Listen, it's the beautiful.
People should go there and they should enjoy it if you can do that.
I know this about myself now.
Have a yacht day?
I can't.
I can't.
The yacht day, maybe that could have worked.
But a yacht day wouldn't need to be.
You can't do a yacht with two people.
It's just you're having a conversation.
The captain's right there.
So you can't talk about anything real.
God.
Your wife is an angel.
You sound so exhausted.
I know.
Emma, you're an angel?
Yes, I know.
This man sounds exhausting.
What?
As much as y'all hate me, that's how much I hated me when I couldn't just enjoy it as beautiful.
Every morning I'd look at the sunrise.
I'd be like, mid.
What would you rather do, though?
What is like a dream vacation?
Oh, just somebody like tell me a point that I disagree with and then argue it for fucking six hours in between paddle.
Do you know what I mean?
Just tell me something that can't be proven.
Yeah.
Oh, you should have gone like a history tour.
No, he spent a time.
Oh, I love that.
But then disputed it with him.
My favorite.
Every point he brings up.
My favorite.
Yeah, yeah.
Just arguing with the Tory guy in front of everyone.
I remember he spent an entire vacation figuring out.
Do you remember that podcast serial with Ed Non?
Yeah.
He spent an entire week on vacation.
I printed out the map of the city.
Son, I printed the map of the city.
That board that you see in movies with the fucking strings.
Yeah, I remember this.
It was unbelievable.
Greatest vacation I ever had with that ex.
The greatest vacation I've ever had with that ex.
And that's how I kept.
I was in literally a basement.
There was a basement dwelling, no windows, nothing.
Printed out the map, put it up on the wall, started connecting the dots from the cell towers, solved the whole fucking ring.
We have issues.
How do we harness this energy?
I feel like it's wasted.
He's hard as he is.
No, we could put it into like solving like nuclear energy or some shit, right?
How about yeah?
How about arena shows?
Yeah, exactly.
But I'm saying like humanity.
I feel like we could get to Mars or something.
You have to figure out how to relax.
That's what you need to figure out.
I'm going to do that when I retire.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
That's going to be my second life will be learning how to just sit down, enjoy, and do nothing.
Okay.
Yeah.
What are you going to do in the meantime while you have this wife?
Try to not commit suicide on a beautiful beach in a luxury resort.
It would be the funniest.
Just fucking free basing sugar because it's the only thing that makes me feel anything.
I know this is annoying and I know I'm the asshole.
I just want to point that out.
I wish that I could just exist on that.
What is that?
Layback chair?
What are they called?
A lounge.
Lounge chair.
Sam, he doesn't even know the word.
He doesn't even know lounging.
Lounging doesn't even exist anymore.
What is our lounge?
This guy's fucking, let's go.
Lounge is where Doug Doug.
Fuck.
Sorry, man.
I can't even say the joke.
Anyway, so I know I'm the asshole here.
I'm aware of that.
I just want to point that out.
You are the asshole.
And I wish I was capable of doing that.
Relaxing.
You know, walking.
That's why when we, you know, go on like a vacation, there's like a historical component or like a guide or like go around and do things that got to keep the brain fucking active.
Or I who cares?
Who cares?
I want to hear this.
Don't listen to me.
Or I, I, or I have to literally like work out or do some exercise.
So my brain is, I'm a dog.
You're a dog.
I'm a dog.
That's what I was thinking.
You're a Labrador retriever.
A lot of energy.
Like a husky.
Husky.
Mush.
Mush.
That's a mush.
Remember that vacation where I was surfing?
Yeah.
In the morning.
That was the best.
That's great.
And yeah, we didn't do anything for the rest of the day.
But that's the best.
My brain was already in.
This is what you need.
You need morning activities.
Yeah.
So your brain needs long walks.
Food, obviously.
In the past year.
You're so happy in the past year.
You give me dessert.
I'm thrilled because that's all I need.
No, I get that.
I get that.
My nightmares, your dream vacation.
I mean, the service in this place was outstanding.
Oh, good service.
I'm out of here, dude.
I love it.
These guys wouldn't walk.
They would run.
Mexicans, dude.
Oh, my God.
This is Mexico.
Can I tell you something?
Unbelievable.
Mexican service.
In Mexico, even.
It's not just here.
The greatest.
They might be the greatest people in history.
Oh, man.
I genuinely fucking mean.
We went to Mexico.
Food.
Architecture.
Culture.
People.
Women.
Okay.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
Telenovellas, they got it.
What did you interpret as?
That seems like a negative.
That seems like pejorative.
No.
What does it mean?
If you see a girl walking down the street, it's the weather girls.
Come on.
Yeah, weather girls.
No, no, no.
We're on the same side.
So why'd you say nah?
Yeah, that sounded like you were saying they were mid, like not much to do.
A girl walks down the street and you go, guys.
Yeah, it sounded like you were saying there was a bunch of miles.
Yeah.
No, As a culture, architecture.
Fire.
The only other ancient architecture that you can put up against it is really Egypt.
They're washing Rome, washing Greece.
Well, they're much more ancient.
Like a little pantheon or whatever, like a little pantheon.
Yeah, a pantheon.
The Casey is sick.
You haven't been to the Pantheon.
Yo, say what?
You haven't been.
Or the Parthenon.
Which one is the one in Greece?
Yeah, he's spinning on his peanuts.
I thought you were going to warm me up.
No, Sean, no.
Come on, Diddy.
Chill, bro.
My bad.
Okay.
My point is.
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Mexicans are great.
Great culture.
Like, I don't think that we are grateful enough that right by the door, the greatest people that have ever existed.
No better country to have an immigration crisis with the idea that it's called a it is it enrages me.
We could have boat fulls of swarming our kids.
Listen, we should.
We should start again.
Keep it all in, but bleep it okay, but yeah, but we have the greatest.
It's just do you forget?
Other countries don't have them.
You go to Australia, you go to Ireland, you forget until you go there.
You forget until you go there.
Australia doesn't have enough Mexicans.
Yeah, we got to thank the Santas for shipping them up here.
They put them on the bus and just drop them right up to the Mexican food's about to get so much better in your.
I can't wait.
I don't think it's Mexicans that are.
They're shipping, they're giving us the off Mexicans, the off-brand, like El Salvadorians, the off Mexicans.
Uh, all the stuff, though.
Oh, all i'm saying is shout out to that.
I mean, it was just.
I was like.
The guy asked me, he's like, by the way, is this tip in pesos or dollars?
I looked at him and I said you know what it's dollars today?
It wasn't, it wasn't at all.
He 20x his tip yeah, wow.
But the fact that he ran yeah, to get it was just.
What do you what do you ran to get what he got.
Do you really want to know?
Yeah, I do want to.
I want to know.
Uh, fruit plate, oh god, best fruit, best fruit, good fruit mango, amazing fruit mango, mangoes on top.
Get to the fun stuff.
You know what I mean?
Uh, iced coffee, and an actual iced coffee.
See, Mexians are intelligent people.
They understand how to make an iced coffee.
Yes unfortunately, Europeans and listen, this is with all due respect you're too dumb in your heads to to wrap it around the idea that if you have cold ice and you put hot liquid in it, then the ice goes away.
Yeah, do you know?
Do you know these?
Can you explain how you ordered coffee while we're at the house?
I had enough fun like this, like that's all around my caffeine out here, bro.
Bro, i'm telling you, in Australia we went, I asked for one.
You can tell it.
He'd literally just go to the lady, be like, you guys have iced coffee.
They'd be like yep, we do, and he goes.
Okay, let me ask you this.
Well, first time, I don't say that I take their word for it.
Right, I take, because I asked you a question, do you have iced coffee?
So I think what i'm gonna get is iced coffee.
And then, what do they serve?
What you get?
Lukewarm mud.
I had to pull Akash's cock out of it once.
Made the coffee taste better, though it did.
Creamer dude, okay.
And then literally he's going through like how to make coffee?
Okay, when you guys are making it first off, who makes it?
And they're like well, our barista.
He goes, okay, bring him out here.
Barista comes out.
He's like, okay, when you're making iced coffee yeah, are you making coffee and then chilling it and then putting into ice?
Or are you making hot coffee and pouring hot coffee into ice?
Explain that.
And then they would explain what it was.
And then, depending on the answer, we just, we just take the whole coffee, we put it over the ice okay well, what happens to the ice then?
Well, it melts.
Well, what is it now?
Is that an iced coffee?
No, it's not a down coffee.
Am I?
Am I wrong to be upset about that?
Yes, it's first world problems and shut up.
But am I wrong to be upset about that or no?
Are we the only culture that can wrap our heads around it?
Us and who?
Mexicans the greatest facts.
Mexican's the greatest and the best cooks.
They take all the world's food and then they make it as good.
You walk into any restaurant as a Mexican cook.
You don't even question it.
No, you don't even.
You walk into a Japanese restaurant.
They got a Mexican dressed up like a Japanese guy.
You don't question it.
That's Making whatever.
You don't question it.
Anywhere else, you'd be a little concerned.
Now, sushi chefs, let's just call it what it is.
You walk into a sushi restaurant, you see a black dude with dreads.
You eat that sushi?
I'm curious, actually.
That guy's a little curious.
That could go either way.
Talk to me.
You get like jerk sushi or some shit like that.
That shit might be fire.
Yeah, it might hit.
Or you start going.
This is an anime black.
It might be an anime black.
It could be.
Anime black is interesting.
You know what?
That's interesting.
Black is the right example because it's so far from sushi that he might have had this obsession with sushi and then perfected the craft to do it.
So I hear what you're saying.
Because anime black, we're good.
Yeah, he's a Santa Alex.
He's just making sushi black.
Alex Media Black, 90s Al Black.
Black dude wearing Tim's missing one of his back teeth.
I'm out of there.
That's tough.
Not make it sushi.
You can't.
Nah.
Can't do it.
That's tough.
I assume sushi chefs went to like a lot of training.
They'd really learned some of these things.
If you're Mexican training, I'm like, they don't need training.
Come at him.
You figured it out.
They don't need it.
They're born with training.
Yeah.
It's just in them.
There's no hint of yellow.
Like, it's bad sushi.
Can I ask you a question?
Anytime you've hired someone of Mexican background for any job, have you asked for a qualification?
Never.
And did you know it would be done well?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
They're the only people.
They're the best people that you don't need to know if they're qualified for the job to pay them to do it.
They're always qualified.
They'll figure it out.
Figure it out.
Iced coffee.
On a sprint, 40-meter dash.
Run a 6'5 to get you coffee.
Not a centiliter spilled.
Is that from a mouth?
All those milliliters has got to be centiliters.
Wow, I've never heard of a centiliter now.
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Welcome.
All my life.
All my life.
Yeah.
A kililiter?
That's a thing?
No.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
It's just a liter.
Distance, right?
I don't think you could do that.
Are there centiliters, Miles?
Yeah, they're both.
Of course, there's centiliters.
CL, bro.
Is that a thing?
Yeah, it is.
Okay.
Anyway.
None of us spilled.
They're the best.
I don't know where we're going, what we're talking about.
How is Australia?
Oh, yeah.
Mark, how was Australia?
First one.
You loved it.
You had the best time.
He asked you and you told him what he thought of it.
I said, Andrews.
Mark.
How the fuck was it?
Yeah.
Yeah, he asked me.
You fucking love.
Here we go.
Let's say a couple things with Australia.
A couple things with Australia.
One, serious answer, and I don't want us to be serious that much on the pod, but like coolest thing ever going to another country and doing arenas, like just fucking so surreal.
Awesome.
The Australian Open is just crazy.
Bro, it was just insane, these venues.
Like it was just fucking unbelievable.
So that was really awesome.
And the support out there was incredible.
Yeah.
A lot of people.
Yeah.
A lot of people.
It was just like, it was so fucking cool.
You didn't even realize how big it was.
There were certain places we walked into.
He looks at me and he's like, hey, we're doing an arena?
Yeah, I didn't know.
I was like, how did you not know?
I didn't even know.
I didn't even.
Yeah.
We shouldn't have played paddle for three hours before this show.
Yeah.
I mean, we played paddle in every fucking city that had a paddle court, but it was, it was just so awesome.
Thank you guys so much for coming out.
And those shows are just amazing.
And now.
Yeah, stop being serious.
Yeah, no more serious.
They fucking love Coke out there.
I've never been offered Coke more than when we were in Australia.
And I've gone to Burning Man four times.
Yeah.
The amount of Coke offered would, I would say, 10X what has happened to me at Burning Man.
Wow.
Whoa.
Every the cocaine is.
Where are they getting it from?
I don't know, but that shit is expensive.
Mexicans probably make the best.
I bet you they do make the best coke.
Do they not know about fentanyl in Australia?
Like, how are they so brave?
Does no one die at fentanyl?
Maybe it hasn't hit there yet.
Yeah, it hasn't hit there.
If they're buying shitty Coke, then they don't care.
They don't give.
They acknowledge that it's shitty right off the top.
They're just like, yeah, it's like 20% pure, 30% or something like that.
But they love Coke and they love boring questions.
That's their favorite thing.
Get as coked up as possible and ask you the most mundane shit you've ever heard in your life.
Like what?
So you like food?
Like, that's a normal question.
Coke out of their fucking mind.
Yeah.
And then you answer it.
And then you answer it.
And then another one.
You probably do more Coke if it's shitty, though.
I mean, just keep doing it.
Who cares?
The high goes quickly.
He's like, yeah, 20%.
I'm not going to overdose.
It's too shitty.
I mean, just keep doing it.
Maybe shitty Coke is the way to go.
This pure Coke, it's a problem, dude.
You think?
I think you need shitty Coke.
You just keep doing it.
No risk of ODing.
It's probably cheaper.
We're just going.
What about the other shit that's in it?
That's kind of the caffeine kills and shit.
You might OD on some of the other shit.
Jesse Spanos did those and say by the bell she was mostly okay.
Yeah.
Creatine they put in there.
Creatine.
Awesome.
That's also great for me.
That's yeah, Mark did that.
Fentanyl.
That's what people die from.
Yeah, but not even Australia apparently.
We don't know.
But yeah, no, it was fire just to go out there to an arena.
Like, yeah, you just always think about that, at least in the beginning of your career.
Like, yeah, one day I'm going to do arenas.
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And then we're in another country doing arenas.
Yeah, it was crazy.
And you're just like, wow.
Like, there's statues of basketball players outside.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Like, I didn't even know they played basketball in fucking Australia.
Yeah.
Like, it was cool to be in a country of like real athletes.
You know what I mean?
Like, the cricket champions were there.
Dude, that was one of my, the best parts about Australia.
I hated.
I thought of you guys and I hated you guys.
It made me so happy.
I hated it in India just watching your team get fucking mollywapped.
They got fucked, dude.
They got not fucked like they got screwed by the refs.
They played terribly.
They lost a couple unlucky breaks.
It was the worst.
It was one of the worst experiences of my life.
He was at your own sport.
We saw it in English sport.
Really?
Yeah.
I'd say running that shit.
Sorry, dude, Kit Cuddy, name himself because he cuts himself.
You know what I mean?
Like, sometimes you think you know things and you don't know.
Australians are the best.
They are the best.
They're like the dynasty team.
Six time champions.
Nobody's won it six time.
It's pretty unbelievable.
They are the Lakers.
They're the Celtics.
They're that.
That's part of, I think, why we folded.
And India is known as the choke team.
And we did chill.
Also, by the way, shouts to Prize Picks.
I was doing the World Cup of Cricket Prize Picks while I was there.
And for this week's NFL games, I'm going more all the way to Sing Locks.
Okay.
Which may or may not be locks.
Use your best judgment, quite frankly.
Okay.
I got Brandon Cooks getting more than 40 and a half receiving yards for Dallas.
He got that.
Jalen Hurts getting more than 36 and a half rushing yards.
Well, 100%.
It's against San Francisco, but I got faith in the Philly run game.
Sadly, I hate to admit it.
Also, DeAndre Swift, more than 56 and a half rushing yards.
Those are my prize picks.
Go to prizepicks.com.
Use a promo code Schultz.
They'll match your initial entry of $100 up to that $100.
So you put $100, they're going to match up to $100.
Exactly.
That's beautiful.
You said that better than me.
Listen, we in this together.
Get in.
We're team.
Okay.
We are teams.
Go to prizepicks.com, get that 100% deposit.
Match up to $100 with the promo code Schultz, S-C-H-U-L-Z.
You got this.
Okay.
Let's get back to the ships.
I'm so positive I'm going to have the greatest sports experience of my life.
I don't sleep.
I overpay by 10X for these tickets.
You should break down the whole thing because I remember DMing you.
I'm like, you're going to the thing.
And you're like, we're going to try.
I go, try.
Well, Shib was in fucking India.
Shib was thinking he could get free tickets and he did, but it was taking a long time.
So I just bought it.
Calm down, bro.
Real fucking angry.
Yeah.
You can use your voice with me.
You're making me feel a little bit uncomfortable.
Take that.
Take that.
Hey, come on, dude.
Take that.
Come on, dude.
Come on, dude.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Just more fun.
So Shib gets free tickets.
Yeah, yeah.
Shout out to Shub.
Shib's dad, we hung out.
He's the sweetest guy.
Well, I paid for mine anyway.
And then why does he have free tickets?
I think Shib's dad is a mob boss or some shit, dude.
I mean, the guy got us into like this VIP box.
Oh, wow.
For a little bit.
That was actually too tall to be like malnutrition.
Yeah.
Shub is like, what, 6'2 ⁇ , 6'4 or something like that?
He's like tall in.
Yeah, he's and his dad just like, you could tell he just runs shit.
So as far as he doing that Indian shit that you say, where you got to like yell at people like they're servants?
I didn't see him interact with a ton of people, which also made me think he was even richer that I didn't have to see him come up.
Oh, that was why we had a car the whole day.
Like, I'm ordering Ubers when I'm in India or whatever.
We just had a bunch of people.
What does an Uber look like?
A guy in sandals walks up with a basket on your desk.
He jumps on his shoulders.
He pulls up in a moped, actually.
Wait, are there moped Ubers out there?
No.
But that's fire.
Yeah, that would be kind of dope.
Well, we would.
I saw three or four to a moped at one point.
It was crazy how many people were on one scooter.
They should have that.
I think they call that a freak off.
But yeah, so Chub's dad gets, so I give away my tickets.
And then we go into the arena.
It's 130,000 people.
There's no big four sports.
There's one sport we all care about.
Yeah, okay.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Break it down a little bit.
Okay, 130,000.
So the size of the arena is it Dallas?
It's bigger than every stadium in the world.
It's the biggest stadium in the world.
And this is in where again?
In Gujrat, in Ahmedabad.
Omdubad.
Okay.
So size-wise, it's not only the length of a football field, it's a complete circle.
It's a complete circle.
Okay.
130,000 people.
And what's the town around it look like?
Is it shops, businesses, or is it like way out in the street?
No, it's a metropolitan city and it's built up a lot.
The prime minister is from there.
So I think also they made it a point to build that city's infrastructure up a little more even in the past.
It's insane.
And it's all these people rooting for one team.
And it's the World Cup.
Do the Australians go there or no?
I didn't see a single one, I don't think, but they show it to you on the screen.
I saw you like 15.
You just see like a couple of yellow jerseys or whatever.
Gotcha.
How hard is it to follow the game?
I'm a casual, but it's an easy sport to follow, even as a casual.
There's little things I don't know, like what like off-leg means or whatever the fuck.
I don't know what that means, but you can keep up with the basics of who's winning and who's.
But meaning like, for example, soccer at a distance is still very enjoyable.
Yes.
Like even when you play the video game of soccer, you're kind of like far.
Yeah.
Whereas like football.
Football far away sucks.
Kind of sucks.
Yeah.
This is a round stadium and it's, Shib was saying it's built in a certain way where it's seats.
It doesn't necessarily matter how high you are because you still get a different vantage point on what's going on and you're fine.
Okay.
So there's not really bad seats.
Got it.
We had the face value of our tickets were high, but then I looked at the seats that I would have gotten originally and those that I gave away.
Those are good too.
I was looking at that area.
I was like, oh, you're close.
That seems great.
So every seat is good.
And I cannot explain the emotional stakes that if India won, it would have been the greatest, one of the greatest experiences of my life.
Like it'd have been insane.
Imagine going to Argentina.
The World Cup is in Argentina.
Argentina's in the final.
And the stadium is the biggest stadium in the world, packed with Argentinians, just dying for their team to win.
How could you not root for India now?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, dude, India started off on the, when they were balling or bowling, they were like, they were doing well at first.
And I was like, yeah, we might fucking win this.
No.
And I was getting so hyped.
Does everybody there think that they have a chance to win it?
Entering the tournament?
Yeah.
No, not everybody.
Have some teams know.
No, Meaning this game.
Are Indians going, yo?
We think we're winning.
Okay, got it.
We are the favorites.
Australia's the dynasty team.
So you're a little concerned about that.
And India has a reputation for choking.
So I heard uncles in India being like, they're going to choke.
Don't worry about it.
Don't get caught up in this.
They're going to choke.
But for the most part, they beat everybody.
It's like we're Bills fans.
This is the only sport we care about.
But it's not a city of Buffalo with not that many people.
It's a country of a billion people.
1.4 billion people.
The 0.4 is bigger than America, which is crazy.
But we're all rooting for this thing.
And it just doesn't happen.
And it was the saddest fucking walkout ever.
That was wild.
Yeah, 0.4 is bigger than America.
Wild, right?
It's not the biggest country in the world, right?
In terms of population, yeah, it's past China.
It's the biggest country.
And it's good because it's a lot of young people.
So they think that's going to propel India economically.
Whereas before, I don't think we saw that.
They not just fucking mud then.
No, they not.
We coming.
We're coming.
Yeah.
For real.
Can I be honest with you?
Can I be honest with you?
That's a lot of fucking Indians.
Might give Mexicans a run for their money, bro, in terms of people, culture, and ability to be honest, though.
I had to hit my boy out.
I don't miss him.
I assume.
I done missed him.
I done missed him.
I had to hit my boy off.
I feel like you're talking about the men, to be honest.
That's more about the women's abilities than the men's abilities.
Did you guys notice Akash never looked happy in a single picture while he was out there in the beats?
Until he was at the game.
At the game, I was happy because we were losing.
Oh, because it was stressful.
Yeah.
But he looked miserable the entire time out there.
Did y'all get sick at all?
Did you get sick?
No, I didn't get sick.
I had the crazy insomnia, worst insomnia maybe I've ever had the past three weeks.
Really?
Yeah, including when I went to Dallas.
But so maybe that's why.
And I think I'm just a super finicky sleeper.
Like the beds in India are not comfortable.
If you're going to a five-star hotel, it's all amazing.
Why don't you say a shub?
Because Shub didn't, he was in a different city than me.
Oh, and he was, he didn't get there till like the day before the match.
I had that was my last day in India, was the day of the match.
I extended my trip by one day to fly to the match.
See the match Paul thing.
Didn't sleep.
And did you go visit your broke-ass family or how was that?
With all due respect.
No, I visited my wife's family actually, and they're doing fine, but it's not like five-star hotel nice.
I can't believe y'all didn't bring presents, bro.
That's that's that's crazy, bro.
You got to bring something nice from America.
Why not?
Like what?
Cash.
What did you bring London or fucking Scotland?
Like when our parents used to go, they used to take a suitcase full of gifts.
But the family that I would have that would need the gifts is on my mom's side, and I couldn't even see them again because of the air quality in Delhi.
Yeah.
It was so bad.
What gifts did you bring to?
Whenever you go to a developing country, you bring gifts.
That's a thing.
I didn't know.
And India was a thing.
I don't see it as much now.
You might bring like some candy or some shit from the city.
They see soda.
Bring them some fancy snap.
They like that.
But what did they bring?
They got soda.
When your parents went, what would they bring?
Oh, dude, sometimes these kids would ask for like, sometimes people still like an iPhone or some shit.
And it's like, that's crazy.
But they used to ask for just like some electronics or whatever.
You could buy them a vibrator.
I think vibrator.
I think we're fine on the fucking with 1.4 billion people.
I don't think that's why you need the vibrator.
Yo, that's a good point.
I don't think that we give enough credit to Indian dick game.
You talk a lot of shit like your dick game ain't nice, but it might be not nice compared to goats.
If y'all making the most babies, the best.
Best at first.
That's dick game.
Got it.
Let's just call it what it is.
Let's just call it what it is.
Yeah.
Indians might have the best fuck game on the planet.
You just might.
The numbers don't lie.
It's also a testament to arranged marriages.
That's true.
You guys get it lined up and then babies on deck.
Bang, bang, bang.
It's kind of fire.
Shout out India.
How many Africans?
Let me see.
That's not a country.
I don't care.
Like, we've taken all of that.
It don't matter.
I'm rep it all.
That's not a country.
I'm repping it.
I'm repping it.
Shut up.
1.2 billion.
God, your whole continent cucks.
God damn.
Cucks, dude.
Tell Diddy to go to India.
Take your next factor.
The slave trade hurt us.
It hurt us.
So you're talking about Bad Boy Records, or what are you saying?
Yo, come on.
What did I say?
You're being political again.
Rick Shaw is going to get blown up.
He doesn't even have a car.
He can't even hide the bomb.
I'm gonna put it on the seat.
Chill out, bro.
That's why we ride on top of the trains.
We're doing bomb inspections.
You gotta make sure.
You gotta check it out.
Gotta make sure.
Did you see anybody doing that?
Or is that complete?
I didn't see Bangalore where we went is like the most Western country in India.
So it's not America.
You still are in India.
They're just on a scooter.
They're doing that on scooters, doing our trains.
Like there's too many people to be fucking around.
Chase the chest out Mexican Mexicans.
No, don't say that.
Son, Mexicans will put like six in a car.
I bet you they'll probably do like 12.
What here?
I bet you they can get 12 in the motherfuckers.
But they can't fix a car.
No, no, I don't think we can fix a car.
No, they don't either fix it.
Right there.
Nah, y'all do ride the most with it.
Look at that shit.
This looks like it's made to seat four, though.
It's like those double-seat bicycles, but we still put two on each seat.
Look at that one.
That's crazy.
Go over.
Out Mexicans right there.
Go this way.
One more.
Okay, first, one more.
Over one.
There it is, right there.
That's the same picture.
Yeah, the same picture we were.
Just look at that.
Fucking idiot.
Damn, bro.
Stop getting Indian shit bones.
He hasn't slept in six weeks.
Come on, give it break.
Dude, that's five on a scooter, right?
Son, that's impressive.
No, I've never seen a Mexican do that.
They got to step it out.
Come on.
In Sanders 4, 5, 6.
That's six.
That's crazy.
Oh, yeah.
There's a sneak baby with a sombrero.
That's a Mexican child they stole.
That's crazy.
This is insane.
How did they steal it?
That's insane.
Anyway, shout out to India.
Shout out to India.
For real.
How is the rest of them?
I love it.
I don't know shit about India.
I know if I'm gay.
I fucking consensate it.
I have a sixth sense to how gay you're going to be, and I want to go there with you.
I want to fucking be there.
It's like the notebook.
Tell me it's home, dude.
It's home.
It's just home.
That's it.
I don't know how to put it any other way.
My heart is home when I'm there.
That's all I know how to say.
That's as gay as I'm going to be.
But I would love it.
I would love.
I can't wait to go.
Dude, people would ask me about you.
They'd be like, when are you bringing Andrew?
He found a way to bring me into it.
Yo, his fucking emotional.
I need stimulus.
He needs attention.
He needs attention.
I need stimulus.
I need constant stimulus.
My wife is reading a book.
What will I do?
I know this man.
Oh, that was good.
That was good.
Those fucking Indians, bro.
They're coming for that.
I don't know if a Mexicans could do that.
I don't know if a Mexicans got that.
Holy shit.
Are you saying that they're going to top Mexican?
I don't.
I don't want to even say it, dude.
They might, dude.
But they might be the GOATs, bro.
You have to warn the Mexicans.
Hey, step it up.
Get to it.
India's coming for you, dude.
One point.
Was there a moment there that truly made you feel home?
And I'm not trying to set you up for anything, guys.
No, I think a lot of it also, I wonder, because I wonder, I want to, when you guys go, I want to go.
Family is like the main thing for me.
Family that I don't ever see, that I don't ever get to connect with.
My wife's family is so sweet.
So, like, that's the main thing for me.
When I'm there, I'm like, oh, this is home.
This is what I've been missing.
That's a good political answer right there.
You heard that?
Nah, but it is real.
That's a fucking politician.
Nah, but that is.
You are a little politician, though.
Indians comment.
When you go home, it's like the family, dude.
And you don't realize.
So that pivot.
He didn't even acknowledge that.
He's like, I'm going to keep going.
That's true.
Because he was supposed to be a politician.
He's staying in India.
And it's still in him a little bit.
And now it's coming out.
You went back to the source, so it's really coming out.
The way that you just shouted out how amazing your wife's family was was just Indians comment.
He's got them in the chat going crazy.
It's a fan.
What are they saying, Mark?
Bobs and Vegas.
So what was the moment that you're like, fuck, this feels great.
Dude, we were walking through just a couple times.
I was kidding, bro.
I was just joking.
God, God.
Dude, I just remember walking.
This is we're walking through a park.
It shouldn't even be, it's just a park.
It's a nice park, but there's an America everywhere.
What's in it?
Trees, plants, leaves, Indians.
But I'm just walking through it.
I'm looking at the streets of Bangalore on my left.
I'm just in a park.
Indians everywhere.
I can get you back.
I can get you back.
Bring it back.
Okay.
You know how you guys are walking through America, you see white people.
People are like, oh, that's just people.
And then you see a black person, you're like, hey, a black person.
Okay.
In India, you're the people.
I see Indians.
I'm like, yeah, it's just people.
I'm just people.
If I saw a white guy, I was like, hey, a white guy.
That's weird.
The feeling you guys have every day is a majority.
So you felt for the first time.
Yeah, you feel your life.
I'm home.
You feel regular.
Yeah, I'm not an Indian guy.
I'm just a guy.
I'm just a normal person.
I'm just a guy.
All the love handles.
He's like, I'm in shape.
That's not true.
5'7 is what I saw being pretty appetite.
It was like, this is random.
Did you feel tall out there?
No, I'm normal height.
I'm normal.
5'7, average height.
Not tall, but I'm average height.
Wow.
Al, you would be tall out there.
I'm tall here, nigga.
No, not with the, not saying without the lips.
You'd still be tall.
Specify yourself.
Sandal taught.
Sandal tall.
That would be different.
That would be crazy.
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It's the best.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't wait.
When y'all go, I'm going.
Even if I've got my own tour, I'm going.
That's fine.
Well, yeah.
Obviously, we wouldn't arrange it without you arranging.
You see it?
You're getting ready.
Did you try to flex on him a little?
Be honest.
What watch did you wear?
I think I wore this one.
This is a regular Omega.
Nothing crazy.
Oh, excuse me.
Regular Omega.
Oh, the exchange rate is wonderful, though.
We're bitches.
I mean, the tips are crazy.
They're just trying to throw their fucking Bobs or Virginia at me.
No.
Nobody's throwing Bobs or Virginia at me.
Nothing?
That's one thing.
No, no, be honest.
Like, you're a famous, like, people knew you out there.
Let's just call it.
Oh, yeah.
We did a show.
That was fine.
I want to hear about the show, but first, can you just tell us, like, you're, I imagine, have like some fame.
You already have some fame here.
I imagine there's some fame over there.
And it's extra special because they're seeing this person who they're not used to ever seeing and they may never see again in person.
With all due respect.
With all due respect.
With all due respect, pretty much only recognized by dudes.
Damn.
I mean, but still, people were like, they might have been trying to fuck on the low.
I don't think Indians are gay like that.
Not like that.
I don't think they're gay like that.
I'm sure there's some gays.
I saw some gays in the New Delhi airport.
Oh.
Gays, bro.
Wait, what was that like?
How'd you know?
They'll, you know.
They let you know.
Oh, is it like progressive in that regard?
I don't know if it's progressive, but they were out there.
Like, I don't know how you're getting treated on a day-to-day, but you're for sure gay.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, gay.
Like, LA makeup artists gay.
Did you see the which ones?
The training ones.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Donut.
You gave money?
I didn't.
You said no?
We got to stay away from it.
That's why India.
And I had a bad thing.
That's probably why India lost.
Come on, bro.
You could have saved, bro.
Yeah, I just didn't.
I don't know.
They just asked so aggressively.
I was just put off by it.
I was like, you know, that's what you were put off by?
Yeah.
Exactly.
Just an aggressive asking that's an entitlement.
I need my beggars to beg.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I feel that way right now.
I don't know why beggars demanding it.
I feel that way too.
I feel like it's gotten very commonplace to not even have a skill or talent.
When we were growing up, the homeless had to provide some sort of utility.
Yeah.
And now it has just become give me money.
It's a demand.
It's dirty.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Being dirty isn't enough for us to give you money.
Do a dance a little bit.
What is dirty origin?
Do you know what I mean?
Exactly.
That's a good guy.
You got all the money.
It's shit.
Hey, black people might be the best beggars.
Well, that sounds a little bit awesome to get into it.
Politics.
Elaborate, Mom.
Yeah, yeah, go, Get on a subway train.
Mexicans sometimes fully dressed up, marijuana band.
They're not begging.
Mexicans aren't begging.
They're providing entertainment.
And if you give them money, you go.
That is true.
But that's what you wanted from your beggars.
You just said what happened to having talent.
So I'm saying the most talented groups of people asking for money.
It's not even close.
It's black people getting on a train, putting on the music, getting everybody.
Showtime.
Showtime.
Showtime's time.
It's gone, bro.
Showtime.
Showtime's gone.
When's the last time you seen a showtime?
I see it all the time on the L. Still?
You're not in touch with the common people.
You're wealthy now.
You don't ride the subway anymore.
No showtime over there.
You just had a me moment.
You just had a rich and I don't realize I'm rich moment.
I think subway performances are done.
Why do you think that?
I take it.
I haven't been on the subway in five years, so it must not be going on no more.
I take the subway once in a blue and I don't see no showtime.
Hey, Al, you know you're not telling the truth.
You have multiple forms of transportation and none of them are the subway.
You have a gay motorcycle.
You have an automobile.
You have a plane, but I've never seen you take the subway in over three years.
Just be honest about it.
Is that true?
You're not going to Brooklyn either.
You're taking the ones like the Upper West Side or some shit.
You're not going on the long underwater one.
That's where they get you.
That's where they get you.
Between Lorimer and when they got you locked underwater.
I don't know.
Of course.
Times Square too, though.
They be in Times Square.
Yeah, Times Square stop.
They know that's what's going on.
Okay.
You decide to do a show out there.
Yeah.
Last minute pop-up.
Yeah, I think pop-up shows are the way to go there because it's not as like the PC thing is much stronger there than it is here.
Like the freedom of speech is not as free.
Like written in the Constitution, you can't make fun of other religions and blah, blah, blah.
So I'm like, yo, I'm doing shows for my fans.
I don't know if I want to do a full tour where just any snitch could come through, get offended, tell everybody I'm in trouble.
But I did a pop-up show, sold out in like an hour, which was crazy.
It's pussy.
But also, you went to jail in Sweden.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's not even really jail.
Imagine going to jail in India, bro.
Yeah, but you want some street creds, huh?
You want some street credit.
Do a couple of days, bro.
I'm not built for it.
Biggest Indian comedian in the world.
Automatically.
You're average height out there.
You can hold your own in jail.
Yeah, nobody fucking you.
Yeah.
I mean, you're just regular person.
They might get him.
Yeah.
No, no, he's handsome.
He's fucking bull, but I think that you could swing on dudes.
Okay, that's what I mean.
Well, you could do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you call it?
Kabuddy.
Slap kabuddy, though.
Slap.
Kabuddy.
Yeah.
But yeah, no, I did the pop-up show.
Fans came.
It sold out in an hour, and the fans were fucking great.
And again, it's Bangla, so they're the most, I didn't change a single reference.
I didn't have to like, I didn't feel like I had to bring anything to them.
I just did the shit as I do it, and they were amazing.
It was one of the most fun shows I've ever done.
So fun.
Thank you to everybody who came out.
That was great.
That's awesome.
And performing back home is fire, dude.
If you ever, if your Spanish ever gets up and you want to go do something, know what I'm talking about.
I keep trying to relate to you, and I'm like, hell no.
Did you talk about India at all in your show?
Yeah, I did.
I had some Indian material up top that helped.
And then, yeah, did you record it?
I did record it.
How far?
With what?
Wait, what did Shoop help you?
Three cameras.
What type of cameras?
No, no, actually, this was America as an American in India.
Yeah, fish out of water.
Fish out of water type stuff.
But that stuff is, I don't know, I think that's the best.
And it's also like, yeah, you're a comedian.
You're a person.
You're an observer.
And now you have the opportunity to observe this thing that is, it's not exactly novel for you, but you know, it is.
And it was nuanced enough that it wasn't like a general like, traffic here is bad.
Yeah.
Which they would love from somebody who wasn't of Indian descent.
But for me, they'd be like, you should know better.
Yeah, you've been here.
Yeah.
So that helped everything.
And then I actually didn't enlist Shub on that.
I enlisted him the fuck out of him on this cricket match, though.
I was like, I need your dad to take me everywhere.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Take me everywhere.
Yeah.
I want to go with Shoop's dad, though.
Yeah, we got to figure it out.
My boss or something.
It's insane, dude.
It's insane.
Just run.
Yeah, we got to do that.
When are we going?
We got to start.
Yeah, we got to figure that out.
We got to figure it out.
We're in Puerto Rico with Alex.
We could do that also.
It's good food there, too.
Good food.
Have you been to Puerto Rico?
Yeah, plenty of time.
Plenty?
Yeah, I still got family over there.
What?
How many times?
Plenty.
Five.
That's decent.
A handful.
Literally.
I know it's a far trip, right?
What do you mean?
Like two.
Yo.
Like two hours?
You've been five times?
That seems really good.
Puerto Rico?
Wow.
You've seen India once.
Once this year.
And you look miserable while you're there.
Yo, we should have a nation off.
Oh, I love this.
Because we give him a lot of shit for not knowing about India.
But do you know about Puerto Rico?
We did that here in our body job.
I knew magic.
Oh, we did.
Spanish words.
That's enough.
That's enough.
What else is Puerto Rican than Spanish words?
You know what I mean?
Same thing.
Food, women.
Name two boxing champions from Puerto Rico.
We got Oscar de la Joyo.
And I can't believe you got the first one wrong.
That's crazy.
Mexican.
He said it with so much confidence.
I got you must be right.
Yeah, I rocked it.
I did.
It's just he was dressing up like a girl and shit like that.
You know what I'm saying?
So you thought he was Puerto Rican.
It's very Puerto Rican, bro.
It's safe.
Baby, you're doing that.
All right, guys.
Bro, Alex said some shit to me at your birthday that blew my mind about New York.
Do you remember this?
Uh-oh.
No, he leans over and like sipping wine and he's just looking at me.
I just remember this the other day driving down the street.
He was like, You know what?
I've noticed, dude, I feel like the birds in the city are getting smarter.
Oh, nah, yeah, that's risky.
I was like, what?
He's like, nah, dude.
Just think about it, dude.
Birds are getting smarter, bro.
They're not getting hit by cars.
It's kind of weird, right?
Nah.
And it's like, keeps drinking his wine.
The pigeons have evolved here in New York.
Think about when you were younger, how often you would see smushed dead pigeons on the street.
Think about it.
You would see it all the time.
We don't see it at all anymore.
No, there's a Seinfeld episode.
We have an agreement.
Bro, when George hits the bird, he's like, no, they moved to me.
Nah, they saw me.
That was crazy how you tried to do it.
Yeah, like this is all me.
That was crazy.
Like, other people can't have bird observations on top.
Seinfeld got to own all the bird shit.
You think he's got bird observations?
You think he's seen Seinfeld?
Yo, let Al have his bird shit.
Like, let's go all in.
Yours is a totally different.
Have you seen?
Like, don't you remember you would see dead birds on the street a lot more than you see now?
I'm going to go with you on this.
Yes.
And then what is your suspicion as to that?
No, I just think that the pigeons here is evolved.
I knew that was done.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
I knew that was done.
No, that was it.
I didn't think he was finished.
That's it.
So I just commented.
My suspicion is bike lanes.
No.
Wait, what?
Why would that make a difference?
The birds don't like to fraternize in the middle of the street.
Yes, they do.
All the time.
And even that, that's evolution.
They got learned difference between a street and a bike lane right now.
Let me cook.
my boy.
Let me cook, my boy.
Let me cook.
So the birds don't like to fraternize in the middle of the street.
They like to fraternize near the food.
The food is on the sidewalk.
Now we got bike lanes.
So even if you're a little bit off the sidewalk, trying to get whatever kernels of muffins or whatever fell off of someone's plate, now you got the bikes.
You see the bikes coming from a mile away.
You get out of the way.
Back in the day, it used to be C, car, splat.
The bike lane saved the birds.
That's probably why you saw the dead birds in reflection.
I got our buttons.
Got our buttons.
Got our boat.
Go.
Nowadays, we got all these e-bikes going like 40, 50 miles per hour.
Same speed as cards.
No, but your entire.
Don't matter.
Such a big profile.
I see Bird's son.
He's lying through it like a roll runner.
I see Birds Road running.
Box ass Mexicans, that's as big as a car right there.
It's the same shit.
It's the same built.
The tire.
It don't matter.
The whole body will take them down.
No, but the tire can only run him over.
This guy's retarded.
That was crazy.
The body will.
That was a terrible game.
You know, if it's going 50 miles per hour, if a body hits a bird at 50 miles per hour, that bird is.
You're talking to, you take a second.
The bird is dying.
You take a second and then you go confidence and you move your wrists like this.
And then you suddenly see him a lot more.
I don't know how I do it.
Academic.
Yeah, I know.
That was it.
The birds don't like to fraternize.
No, but I do think he has a point.
I do think the birds are getting hit by the front of the car and then they get smushed because they're maimed on the street.
Yeah.
Yeah, but now it doesn't happen because of the bikes.
I can see that.
Also, bike traffic is slower, so even an e-bike can't go as fast all the time.
We be moving.
I'd be on a bike lane with my gay bike.
No.
You do do that.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
Okay.
Yeah, Miles, please.
Can you give us there's a lot of falcons that got reintroduced to New York City and also more rats in the 50s?
There's six to eight times more.
Couldn't they clean up all the dead pigeons?
Yeah, so there's less dead pigeons.
Oh, but that doesn't mean pigeons are getting eaten by the rats.
Okay.
And by falcons.
They've reintroduced falcons in New York City.
So now they're going to be.
They did reintroduce them, right?
Because I felt more of a falcon presence recently.
No, they did reintroduce falcons.
There's a watchful eye.
It does feel that way.
I've seen a lot more soaring.
I've seen a lot more.
Honestly, the city has changed, bro.
At least my observation is.
They left these fucking falcons in and it's never been the same.
It's really never been the same.
I've noticed that.
And more cats in the city.
There you go.
Is that true?
Niggas be right.
You're completely wrong.
No, this is kind of fun.
My observation is right.
But your theory was wrong.
My observation is right.
I was trying to come up with a reason.
Yo, Let's stay on this.
Hold on, Ready?
Molly's a talk.
Yo, yo, check it.
Can I just have like a high moment, but it's just roll with me on it?
It's a Zen moment.
It's a Zen moment.
You know, I'm bored losing my mind on this beautiful, luxurious resort.
Everybody looking the other direction.
Everybody looking the other direction.
Lonely.
Nothing to distract myself, but geopolitical debates that I'll be using in a group chat not 24 hours later.
And I saw these birds flying.
Do you think flying for a bird is as exhausting as running for a human?
No.
No, I think it's walking.
I think it's walking.
Let me go through it.
I too thought it was walking.
And then I was like, that is soaring.
Soaring is walking.
That shit.
That's running, bro.
Nah.
That shit.
That's jogging.
Not what's running for them.
They can go like when they're trying to evade a cat or some shit when they're like, that shit, that might be running.
That's the run.
That's the run.
That's what I did.
Nah, nah.
Just flying, flying.
How they fly south for the winter if it's as exhausting as running.
I think they have an exhausting life.
They're like Kenyans.
I think they're like Kennedy.
That's why it's jogging, jogging.
They can do that shit all day.
Yeah, Kenyans jog.
They don't sprint.
They jog.
They jog, but they actually jog at like a sprint pace.
If you look at the fastest motherfucking marathon, or he's basically sprinting a marathon.
But if the effort is jogging, effort for them.
They might call it jogging.
To us, it's full sprints.
Your fastest speed is what they're running a marathon at.
Yeah.
They're running, I think, under six minute miles, right?
It's crazy.
That's running 10 on the motherfucking treadmill.
That's a run.
So you don't think that person can sprint?
You think that's the fastest he's capable of going?
He might be able to sprint.
That's what I'm saying.
Faster, but to us, it's still a bird.
It's too up.
Here we are going with this.
Now, you guys, no, no, I'm going to let y'all cook right now.
But before I let y'all cook, let me just cook.
Before we're not good birds, but before I just want to point this out, I've always looked at flying as this envious thing.
I'd be like, oh, I wish I could do that because I assume that there is no caloric usage at all.
It is just pure, it is like a net neutral.
Like Superman.
Superman flies and it doesn't cost him.
He's not tired.
He's not sweating.
He's not nothing.
These birds are out there pushing, especially if it's windy.
It might be an exhausting, laborious process that we assume is lovely and easy.
I would think the soaring would be more tiring because, like, inertia, right?
The first part is the hardest part.
And once you get going, it's not as hard.
Soaring when they just like glide it.
Exactly.
Soaring is you're using the wind to just flapping.
You're talking about flapping.
Flapping is tiring.
Flapping.
Soaring is using the wind.
That's a good thing.
I thought soaring was like climbing.
Like you're going from the ground up to the sky.
That is ascent.
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Stop.
That's wrong.
But think about it.
Yeah.
Think about it, bro.
Yeah.
Because you're doing it again.
We just explained it, and then you just said the same thing.
Yeah.
And now we're going to explain the exact same way again.
Do it again because I didn't get it first.
It's something soaring, bro.
You're not going to be like, you know, it was soaring.
Like, oh my God, this is so hard.
No, you're soaring.
You're fucking soaring.
Just gliding, if you will.
You were on our side.
We were all into that soaring.
Yeah.
But now we got caught up on the cement.
Somehow this turned on me.
And I didn't.
I didn't.
You needed to turn on somebody.
There's no victimless humor.
Yeah.
No, I do think soaring is standing.
And then I think flapping is jogging.
And then double flapping like Alex did before.
That's ranting.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
So we all want to have that ability, but we don't want to be jogging all the fucking time.
We don't be running all the fucking time.
What if throughout our day we just had to immediately jogger run constantly?
Annoying.
Yeah.
And if you stop jogging, you die.
You're dead.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
What if you're over the ocean?
Do they even go over the ocean like that?
They mostly say over.
So then albatrosses.
That's what we would like to believe.
Cobb flapping.
Got to be walking.
It got to be.
Miles just said albatrosses can stay in the air for days.
Sometimes they sleep.
Yeah, got to be walking.
There's always gliding.
Miles.
They're so high up.
I screw.
I swear to God.
They're so high up.
So let this thing.
I had collarbones, 11-foot.
Your theory was wrong.
Yo.
You observed the thing.
That doesn't make you right.
Miles said I was right.
I need the button.
I'm right.
I need the doctor.
Collarbones, 11-foot weights.
They're like miles up in the air.
There's no wind resistance up there.
Yeah, stupid.
Do they get turbulence?
Son, did y'all have that turbine?
That was crazy.
I had some turbulence last night, too.
That was crazy.
And I accidentally fucked up because I split up seats with my girl.
And so she was just in the back texting me like, why?
You did that again?
I got upgraded to Comfort Plus, bro.
I need the leg room.
Yo, you piece of shit.
I'm 6'4, bro.
I need it.
That's ridiculous.
I need it.
You should get upgraded, but still, give it to your girl.
Give it to her.
She doesn't need it.
She's small.
Everything's comfort plus for her.
Coming from the person who flew to Vegas and I ain't give it to my exactly.
Give it to your girl.
No, if it's a lay flat, I'll give it to her.
I did that when we were.
I see that.
Now, now he's upright.
That's the absolute good.
Okay.
I got upgraded lay flat coming back from Athens.
She got it the whole flight.
I had a window seat in the back.
And then I get one comfort plus.
I can't have it with the turbulence, our last flight ever.
The last flight I ever have.
I can't go comfort plus.
No, because you get the points for a comfort plus.
It's not that big of a difference.
It's not about the points.
You get the point.
You're like, hey, you just pay for the upgrade for it to be comfort plus $50.
Come on, bro.
That is crazy, dude.
That is kind of crazy.
Just be happy.
You're in a chair in the sky, dog.
Be happy, bro.
Yo, holler is deep beforehand and be like, yo, get us both in the same thing.
I don't go that.
That's a business expense.
I had to go personal when I booked my flights.
Come on, bro.
And so I had to book it.
I put, and she just got assigned a random seat.
She didn't check in on time.
You know, you don't love your wife.
You know, you can also.
I love her enough that she had a window seat.
Normally, she has to have a middle seat next to me.
Oh, my God.
Listen to Diddy over here.
Yeah, this guy's a monster.
I didn't know there was gonna be turbulence.
If I know there was turbulence, I would have been together.
Tell them what you did with the eye ladies in Australia.
Oh, my God, bro.
That's the what lady?
I laid this dick in your lap.
Come on, Alex.
You're a gay guy.
You fucking bitch.
You're so gay.
You're so gay.
He sold it really good.
I got one.
He sold it so good because I was like, I would have been like, but then you're like, oh, come on.
That was good.
That was good.
Al, pay attention.
Is how to go against Charlotte?
We're running this play again.
Again, this triangle off.
I got him.
I'll be up in the market.
That's what you're saying.
Oh, my God.
But no, it was insane.
The turbulence was so bad that the flight attendants sat down in the aisle.
I've never seen that in my life.
We're in the air.
Oh, I would have thought I was dying if that happened.
Bro, and then the fact that they got a seat.
The captain needs more bedside manner because we're flying and literally he's like, everyone take your seats immediately.
Son, our captain didn't say shit.
And I was like, oh, we dying.
No, it's not.
It's better if they don't say nothing.
Because why they focus on flying?
No, just because they don't scare anybody because they know everybody's going to be.
I mean, I heard noises.
Tell us something.
So, yo, it's a little windy or we're going through some weather.
Just say something.
My man said nothing.
I was like, oh, it might go there.
He didn't say anything until he pulled up and then was like, all right, that was too windy.
We got to try again.
Imagine hearing you.
Imagine hearing take a seat immediately and the fucking flight attendant takes a seat on the phone.
In the aisle in the aisle, Simon says that's not the captain's fault.
Captain should have urgency.
This bitch wild, bro.
Yeah, that's I've never seen it in my life.
The flight attendant was bouncing around the front.
The turbulence started.
It was crazy.
And this bitch was trying to like put the those little carts inside the thing.
So she wasn't even close to the seat.
She's bouncing all around the front.
The cars are flying out.
They're like glasses that are falling.
They're plastic, obviously, but still, you're like, whoa, this is this is this is serious.
Yeah, it was legit.
And then flying in, we got so low.
That was the thing that freaked me out.
What do you mean?
We were like 3,000 feet over the whole city the whole time because they were trying to like avoid the turbulence.
So the whole time I'm flying and I'm literally, that's how dumb I am.
I'm looking out the window being like, does he know where the fuck the airport is?
Like, I thought I was like in an Uber that got lost on Ways.
Like I was looking at sitting there.
I was like, does he know?
Because right now I see the Kajuko bridge and I don't know if that's close at all to the airport.
Koshiosku.
Koshiosko.
Wait, what?
Koshiosko.
I said it wrong and then you try to correct it.
Well, that didn't go as planned.
Fuck.
It's hard knowing things about where you're from.
I'm telling you.
I'm good.
God damn.
Why did that happen that way?
Oh, that's pattern.
You got a slam ready.
They're getting smarter.
God damn it.
Oh, bro.
That made me so happy.
Thank you.
I fumbled it and then you dropped it again.
Damn, how the fuck did I fumble it worse?
You didn't even need to be specific about the bridge.
You could have said bridge, but you went for the pronunciation.
That's what irritated me.
I truly thought it was Kajuko until one second ago.
I know how Koshiosko.
I used to, I call it the letters for them and the syllables you're saying.
I call it the Koshiasko.
It's some Polak.
But on the.
How do you say that?
They say Kajuko.
No.
Yeah.
Why would they say it on the subway?
If Market subway starts.
Oh, buddy.
If you just got a bad shot.
Because he's so happy.
I'm going to be so happy.
By a Floridian, son?
It's crazy.
Kaziasko Bridge.
Fuck.
Kaziosko.
I don't think I was the closest.
Kosciosco.
You're saying it with a J, it's Kazi.
Kaziasko.
Kajiosco.
Kaziosko.
And it's not like Kaziosco.
Kaziasco Bridge.
Yeah.
I think, hey, we're going to agree to disagree.
I was the closest.
Real New Yorker to do this bit.
Bro, that flight was terrifying.
I was very nervous.
Ah, gosh, you did a loop around.
Yeah.
It took like an hour.
They tried and we were like, what's going on?
They were like, hey, we're going to try this again.
That was too dangerous.
And then I was like, okay, well, this next one will be smooth.
And it wasn't.
I was like, I think we could pull up.
I said that out loud.
I was like, guys, I think we could just pull up.
You're backseat driving?
Yeah, I'm freaking the fuck out.
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Too much going on.
Also, I think you were lying when you said, oh, yeah, just take us to Boston.
We'll figure it out.
Oh, a thousand percent.
I don't think you believe that.
I don't think you understand how what a bitch I am.
Take an Amtrak from Boston much rather than experience turbulence on a flight.
Bro, no way.
I would rather have turbulence and trust that they got it than have to be in Philly and then get a car and drive at Florida.
Amtrak, baby.
Come on.
No issues.
I was thinking it out.
I was like, where else could they land?
Because I had a flight to Denver that it was like that for like five minutes.
And they're like, yeah, we're not even trying.
We're going to Idaho and then we'll figure it out from there.
And this, I was like, there's closer airports in Idaho.
We could go to DC.
I'll take an Amtrak.
Let's talk about some NBA stuff.
I mean, can we even talk about the NBA yet?
No, I think it's hard because it's not fully developed yet.
You know what I mean?
Wait, what are you trying to say?
This season is what?
It's like a minor, it's the minor things only.
It's just minor things.
You're being saying this is childish.
It's childish.
It's childish to talk about the NBA.
This season is in its infancy, did I hear?
Yeah, it's in its infancy.
Gotcha.
It's in its infancy.
Got you.
I got you.
Okay.
And we're not pointing at anything specific.
No, no, it's not at all.
No.
Would y'all fuck a 16-year-old?
Why do you bring that up?
Purely hypothetical.
Yeah, complete, complete, like, would you rather?
Dude, what would you rather?
Would you rather have a flourishing NBA career, get a max contract, make hundreds of millions of dollars, and have generational wealth, or fuck a 16-year-old.
Knowing she's a 16-year-old.
I don't know.
I don't know about that.
Okay.
Would you be like a little bit more scrupulous in your vetting?
Yeah, yeah.
Knowing that you have all that to lose.
Yeah, I would scrutinize a little more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Does it use the wrong word?
I think it still works, but I didn't say it was wrong.
Scrupulous means moral, which still kind of works.
But yeah, scrutinize would be like vetting it more.
Chosen one.
Even when I'm wrong, I'll pray.
Yeah, I mean, okay.
Obviously, we're talking about Carl Malone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the allege.
No, no.
There's these allegations against Josh Giddy who plays for OKC.
Yeah.
Right.
And that like some girl posted some picture of him saying, yo, I just fucked Josh Giddy.
And she's, I think, a junior in high school, which would make her how old, Al, you would know or Devil.
Wouldn't know.
Samar would know.
Samar would know.
Make her 18.
Miles, you definitely.
No.
So, so here's the thing.
He played the next night.
That's crazy.
No, it's not.
To me, that shows that he didn't do anything.
Like, in my opinion, if he actually did something and he came to because the organization's coming to him immediately and they're going like, yo, what the fuck is going on here?
Did you do anything illegal?
Maybe where he lives or where the girl lives, one of those.
I looked it up.
I already looked it up.
Just to see.
For the pod.
For the pod.
Break the whole up.
I looked it up for the pod, bro.
Break the whole thing.
It's true.
I looked it up.
What is consent for research, bro?
I looked it up.
Weird.
No, but you don't want me to look it up.
You don't mean to have fast.
I'm glad you did the research.
Thank you.
Go, go.
Listen.
We just have to bag on you for being weird.
Let's take a look.
We all want to know.
What is the age of consent in Oklahoma?
Let's just all.
If I had to guess 15.
I don't know.
Yeah, I was thinking early, maybe 16.
Because I know New York's 17, which I think is weird.
18?
16 years old.
Okay, so this is my suspicion.
They come to him, they go, yo, what the fuck is going on?
And he goes, I didn't know this, that, the other.
And they vet the actual age, and then they go, technically, he didn't do anything illegal.
He can play.
If he went to them, and he has to be honest, right?
There's a lot of shit riding on there.
There's going to be like legal action that's going to reflect on the organization.
They're going to go, they're going to go, oh, actually, look at the age of consent in Australia.
I just looked it up.
Jesus Christ.
What the hell, Miles?
Are you three?
Florida boys.
He's Florida boy.
Yeah, I need y'all between 16 and 17, depending on the state.
So Josh Giddy is from Australia.
Okay.
So the assumption is: does he believe it's okay and then do it?
Right.
And then the organization is like, even though this is the creepiest, fucking disgusting thing that you're out here hooking up with high school girls, technically it's not illegal.
Therefore, we can't ban him.
We can't put him in jail.
He's going to play.
But didn't.
So John Morant, was he breaking gun laws where he was?
Because he got suspected.
I think the NBA has a behavioral clause.
And behavioral clause is not an issue to fuck 16-year-olds.
It might literally.
They might need to add it.
They might need to add that.
Come on, bro.
You know what that is.
I don't want to say that.
But I don't, but it doesn't add up to me that he's still playing at all.
That's the thing.
Like, the fact that he played the next day made me think he didn't fuck.
Yes, he did.
He's in a picture with her shirtless.
The girl posted a picture saying, I just fuck Giddy.
Which makes me think she didn't do it.
Oh, girls.
They fuck.
You don't take that literally.
Can you look up the I just fuck Josh Giddy picture, please?
Sorry, I know.
It just makes me think she didn't do it because she would also assume that that's incriminating, right?
She's basically going, yo, this guy just stat raped me.
No, but I think both of them, she's looking at him like, yo, I want a fucking NBA star.
And he's like, yo, there's girls.
Also, it's no excuse.
You should fucking know.
Yeah.
Like, I don't care what the age is in Australia.
They're not fucking idiots out there.
Yeah, your whole career is coming here.
You're not going to learn the basic minimum.
Hey, don't fuck young girls.
Yeah.
I saw one thing that said it was known that he liked young girls.
I don't know if that's real or not, but like somebody at some point has probably said, and they train up every NBA rookie or whatever.
Stay away from XYZ.
I'm sure as many, look at this.
Just fuck Josh Giddy.
He's shirtless in the picture.
Yeah, come on.
Why are you shirtless in a picture with a 16-year-old girl?
Okay, Mark, tell us.
I don't know.
Mari Todd.
Yeah.
Maybe they're doing a workout.
Maybe he's a coach of the high school basketball team.
Maybe.
They're just family in the house.
Yeah.
Chilling.
Yeah, maybe that's his sister, bro.
She looks Australian.
And they did fuck, though.
That's his sister.
He's a parent.
That's my point.
So what happens?
I don't know.
He's not even good enough to keep around is what's crazy.
Oh, is he not that good?
I thought he was nice.
I think he's doing it.
He's fine as far as I know.
He winged that shit.
Did you do an India thing?
Yeah, he winged that shit.
Did you Hindustan it?
I think you Hindustan that he's not John.
Even John Morant, we're not protecting.
John Morant, we protected the fuck out of him.
He just kept doing it.
John Morant could do anything he wanted.
He was pulling guns out in fucking pickup basketball games.
John got a lot of protection.
That's fair.
John didn't get protected.
Also, what he did was more obvious, I guess, as a violation for the NBA.
Like, we don't have confirmation videos.
The NBA thought they didn't have to tell their players you can't fuck 16-year-olds.
And then this fucking cokehead from Australia shuts up.
And he starts smashing them out and taking pictures with them.
The picture is crazy.
But that's what I'm saying.
He doesn't think anything's wrong.
But maybe he did.
But you should know.
You should know, yo.
It's like that baseball player there.
Did you guys hear about this baseball player?
I'm going to fuck up where he's from.
I don't know if he's from the Dominican Republic or something like that, but he had like 13-year-old girlfriends.
Did you hear about it?
I think he was like, he got like some $100 million contract or whatever.
But he was like dating like 13-year-olds and shit.
And I think people are like, oh, you didn't know.
It's like, no, you know.
He's a fucking grief.
Yeah.
I mean, this is crazy.
I mean, that's a crazy picture.
If he goes, I was drunk.
Why are you drunk?
With 16-year-olds.
Well, I think he's also 20.
I don't even know if it was legal for him to drink.
But if Shorty's 16, and if this is in Oklahoma, where it's legal, then he's like, I'm not doing anything wrong.
He's 21.
It's not that far.
It's weird, but it ain't that.
You know, bro.
Nah, but look at him.
He knows.
Do you know?
You got nothing to do with me.
I know.
But how do you know?
Why do I know?
Why does Mark know?
Why does Arkash know?
Why does this guy not everybody know?
You got millions on the line, yo.
Yo, who doesn't know?
I ain't gonna say no dick.
Who doesn't know?
Who doesn't say no?
Who doesn't know?
Who doesn't know?
I know.
I'm just saying.
So it's like, it's weird.
It's creepy.
This man married his teenager.
That's legal.
That's legal, bro.
Son, son.
That's true.
That's legal.
That's true.
Yo, Josh.
Josh got to make a wife out of her.
Josh, you got one chance for retribution.
You got a wife for yo.
Yeah, that is a good point.
That's the only way.
That's the only way.
Because don't they have like some rules where it's like if the age is like let's stop acting Isn't there a rule?
It's called the Romeo and Juliet Clause.
Wait, why do you know it?
Why do you know it?
Come on out.
Shut your damn.
You can't fucking leave it.
I'm leaving.
On that FC.
I knew if it's close enough, they let you, they give you a little wiggle room.
Son, does Biden need to come out and just tell motherfuckers you can't fuck 16 year olds?
It's like 18, yo.
I don't know if he's.
Biden, just say 18.
You think he was going to say that, though?
These are sniffing heads.
With numbers?
I don't think he's the one.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Because the thing is, like, even if nothing happens to him, even if he keeps on playing, there's no problem.
It's going to follow him forever.
Like, it's just going to be non-stop.
I saw a video the other day, or just like today, it was like a dude tying his shoe in front of like a bunch of kids.
Did you see this video?
You know, like, I saw some NBA players.
It might have been like LeBron at that.
I don't even know.
You could just see his foot.
And he ties the shoe in front of the kids and it runs away.
And it's these two girls that are like 10.
They're like, oh my gosh, an NBA player was just near us.
All the comments.
Oh, they just saw Josh Giddy.
Like, just every comment.
No, he's going to be the most famous pedophile for sure.
Like, and he, they asked him in the interviews.
It's going to be defamation.
You can't say that.
Allegedly.
Because it's like, you can't really, even though it's weird, you can't put it on him if it's legal.
You can't.
Yeah, you can, yo.
And it's that weird shit motherfuckers who like really look around.
Pedophile is not a legal term.
Pedophile is just a thing.
It's a label.
You're fucking a 16-year-old to me.
You're a pedophile.
That's not legal.
Like, that's it.
I don't give a shit.
Yeah, we're using it as slang.
Yeah.
Yo, we're using it as slang, bro.
Yo, we can call Arkash a mud fucker.
We can't call him a kid fucker.
Low kiddie.
Like, we throwing it out there.
You never fuck but this guy fucked 16 year olds.
And you got discipline.
I got discipline.
Yeah, I got discipline.
I got discipline.
I keep it in my pants.
This guy don't.
This might be wild, but I bet you her parents don't mind.
It might be wild.
Why are you protecting this man so much?
No, Why are you protecting him?
I'm saying the bad parents, the bad.
You're racist.
Because if this is a 16-year-old and you're fucking snap-chatting, guys, you fucking already, the parents done fucked up.
You think she got to parents?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She ain't got no.
She got no polls.
She got one.
She ain't no poll.
She kind of was.
Nah, he built.
He's 6'7.
Yeah.
She heard it man?
That's true.
She was dancing just like the rest.
Nah, she ain't got no fucking.
For the record, we also don't have a confirmed age.
I looked it up.
It's not confirmed.
She's a junior in high school unless she's retired.
How would you start with this shit?
That's not confirmed either.
No, we don't.
We don't know exactly how old she is.
So then what's this whole rumor about?
Deleted everything.
So they had a, I think it was like a picture of her from like last year.
She's like in high school last year.
So I think the speculation is that she's like a junior or something.
So this could be an 18-year-old bitch and we talking for no fucking reason right now.
Nah, she's 18, then we got to apologize to Josh Gibson.
I don't know what the confirmation is.
If she was 18, he'd have said she's 18.
That's a good ass point.
He refused to answer questions.
If you were fucking an 18-year-old bitch and everybody's like, yo, she's 15, what would the first thing you say?
I can't comment on that.
Or you show her ID.
Yeah, I'll ask Friday.
Look how old this pussy is.
No, people asking, you fucking, you know, she's 18.
And for a fact, you're right.
She's 18.
And people are like, yo, I heard you fucked a 15-year-old.
Would you say, I have no comment?
Or you say, nah, she's 18.
I got proof.
She's 18.
I'd leave it unless I had a legal counsel that was like, hey, don't say anything.
No, fuck.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Fuck the legal counsel.
If the legal counsel, hey, don't say she's 18.
I'd be like, I need new legal counsel.
It's like when Sandusky fucked up that question and they were like, are you attracted to young boys?
And he was like, what do you mean, attractive?
Or are you Kelly?
Hey, he's fucked the young boy.
That shit is a lot.
Yeah, yeah.
You can't fumble that.
If you know you're innocent, you just got to be like.
That's why I don't think he's innocent.
Also, there's a picture of this girl saying she just fucked Josh Giddy.
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Yeah.
That's enough of me.
Is this racism?
Is Josh Giddy only getting preferential treatment?
Because he's a well, we don't know if he's getting preferential treatment, bro.
Because the JFK, someone else receiving headshots.
Sloppy head in the back seat.
So that's the only one.
Is there a new doc?
I was looking up MASH.
I ain't seen no.
No, it's just this like absolutely incredible moment of American history that is unsolved.
And I think that I think there is a new doc called What the Doctor Saw or something.
And then one of oh, oh, yeah.
Sorry.
Sorry, Sarge.
You're right.
You're right.
I meant like.
Did y'all see the new doc?
No, I haven't seen yet.
Paramount Plus.
Paramount Plus.
I think I got that one for what's the show.
I got a free trial for the offer, but my shit ran out.
Oh, the offer.
And I thought the other show called Montana or whatever.
Yellowstone.
Yellowstone is on it.
I forget what it's called.
You were excited.
All you talked about for me.
Wasn't Adam Seth.
Wasn't Adam Seth.
Honestly.
Give it a year.
He's going to be like, what's that game, squash?
What were you in?
Don't you ever disrespect meself.
Don't you ever disrespect my love for Pidelli.
Bro, I've gotten nervous because I just bought a racket and I feel like it's going to fade.
Can I be honest with you?
Yeah.
The racket is going to frustrate you.
No.
Unless you've used it a lot.
And like transitioning into the new racket is a life-changing.
All right.
So JFK.
All right.
We're back.
But no, for real, paddle is the greatest sport ever.
Invented in Mexico.
Don't let them span your strides, steal it from y'all.
Shout out to Mexico.
No, it wasn't.
Motherfucker.
No, it wasn't.
Do you think a Spaniard could build that?
They are lazy enough to build that.
It's a cage.
They got plastic.
There was little Mexican kids there.
But they're lazy.
That's what we used to put the border kids in.
And then they decided to make a game out of it.
Started playing handballs.
That is all shit.
Biden invented this shit.
Obama invented it.
No, it's Acapulco, bro.
Get the fuck out of here.
100%.
I found that out in Mexico when I was getting lessons.
But Spanish are the best at it.
Stop it.
Argentines are.
We played with the son of the greatest paddle player in history, 15-time world champion when we were in Sydney.
That's a good point.
He was a Mexican, but I believe he created in Spain.
No, created in Acapulco, Mexico.
Literally Spaniards took it back.
And we had our fucking reading glasses on.
Sean, I'm trying to just cap.
I'm trying to cap.
It's trying to get it.
This motherfucker.
Literally the sentence.
You're calling me the fuck up sometimes.
So why the fuck is dick right up?
I'm grabbing my Johnson.
What is this thing about that picture?
Stop it, bro.
What?
You're being political.
Hey, Giddy up.
You know.
What do you think?
After sex, he was asking, So, you like food?
Well, how you feel about weather?
Oh, my God.
Your favorite number.
Bro, I'm on the spectrum.
The most, bro.
Oh, it is.
The land down's under.
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Did you watch Napoleon?
What?
Did you watch Napoleon?
I did.
How'd you like it?
Mid.
I didn't watch it.
Ah, damn.
He lied.
I didn't watch it.
You were like, wow, speak, speak up.
I want you guys to watch it.
And then we'll.
But I'll give you an opinion on it.
Yeah, I would love that.
Honestly, I think it was mid.
That shit was mid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why is that?
Historical inaccuracies.
Like what?
He never fired a cannon at the pyramids.
Oh, I read that article too.
So I was reading the article because, you know, we were talking.
I was like, I want to get a Napoleon expert on here to talk about Napoleon.
One, I'm like fascinated.
But two, it'd be really cool if there is a massive interest in Napoleon because of the movie.
Yeah.
So like, you know, Hamilton comes out, everybody gets into Hamilton.
It's like, I'd like to, you know, learn a little bit more about this historical figure.
Yeah.
I'm hoping this had the same effect because Napoleon is an incredibly important historical figure, right?
Globally important, not just some friendship, like change the world.
Yeah.
Not the shape of the pyramids.
Didn't do that.
But Ridley Scott, is that his name?
Yeah.
I guess led us to believe he did.
Thoroughly loved the movie.
Oh, really?
Do you like how they depicted Napoleon?
Like, would you say, like, you're like Napoleon?
Fuck in my fuck game?
Yeah.
Nah.
Because he was on top.
Rabbit fucking, wasn't he?
Oh, really?
He was kind of a rabbit fucking.
Wait, do you do they see a sex scene?
Yeah.
Can you tell us about the movie?
I'm putting it down.
Nah, he was just a super cuck in the movie, bro.
Like, just an ultra cuck.
Like, just a simping for this little bitch who's giving it up.
Yo, why were you saying that?
What that I'm like him?
What was that?
I was trying to say that.
See, that's really insulting because I can't believe that you watched my feelings.
He was trying to get you to trap yourself.
See, I thought you were trying to hurt my feelings right there.
I still kind of feel the wound.
You put it down from the bottom, son.
Come on.
That's how he reacted when he saw the paparazzi.
Exactly how he reacted.
Stop, guys.
Stop.
Which one of y'all paid the motherfucking paparazzi?
Nobody paid the paparazzi, dude.
And I thought it was fake until they asked you what you thought about the fights.
And I was like, this motherfucking paparazzi out of here for Andrew.
We ain't talking about this yet, right?
No, I don't think we'll get it on Patreon.
Maybe Patreon.
I swear one of y'all said that shit up.
No, I did not.
Yeah, Shawty loves you, bro.
She called the paparazzi?
Hello, paparazzi?
How did that even work?
You can hire shit like that.
This is what after asking you guys, this is what I think.
I think the restaurant called and it was the most disappointed paparazzi.
There was like one flash and then a slower one.
And then it was like, the fuck are we doing?
Did we see the photos anywhere?
They only took pictures of you.
We walked out and they were like, hold.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
So they got digital memory cards.
There's no finite amount of films.
But they were like, don't waste memories on these guys.
This was at my 40th birthday.
My wife and my lovely friends threw a great 40th birthday at an awesome restaurant in the city, and it was a lot of fun.
And when we walked out, much to our surprise, there were paparazzi.
Alex walked in and out three times.
Just so he could get his pick on.
I saw you change outfits.
The pit was fire.
He forgot something in his time.
He was like, hold on, say, hold on.
Will you guys be here in two minutes?
I had to get one with the jacket off, jacket on.
Yo, didn't show up on TMZ, though.
Separate note.
Speaking of paparazzi, that's what inspired this thought.
Kanye's new song, Is It Me or No One Cares?
Sheesh, I know he had a new song.
But I don't know if I'm not sure.
I thought it might be over musically for Kanye.
No, it's not.
I think he still has an ability to garner interest through antics.
What do you always say?
They have like a gravitational pull.
He still has the gravitational pull, but musically, he used to be able to stop the planet.
And he has a new song with Dirk and was it Party Next Door?
Ty Dollar Sign or Ty Dollar Sign.
And nothing.
Like, I don't hear anybody bumping it.
Now, we could make the argument the streaming organizations are trying to squash it and it's not getting radio played, but we don't listen to radio.
We're just us and our friends.
People are not using the audio online for their memes.
Like it's slow movement.
One, two, how do you think the Arab world and the Middle East world feels about all of these almost like canceled or like lampoon celebrities running to them for I don't know like nurturing and love once they can't get it over here?
Like who else?
I mean, Tate immediately.
Right?
You know, so it's like, what happens?
You cancel it in America.
You just go out there and then they're going to give you some embrace because the celebrity still has some cachet there and maybe they're not as offended by the cancellations back home.
But like, do you think there's any part of them that's like, yo, y'all just coming here because y'all can't get it like that back home?
I think they're using them too.
Like, all right, this is cute for now.
And then we'll eventually move on to mutual using.
I think that window will probably close.
What do you mean by that?
Like for Middle Eastern countries for embracing people because they're just going to have so much clout that they're like, yo, we don't need it.
That's what I'm thinking.
It's like, y'all got the clout.
You had every boxing champion in history at the fight.
But they paid for every boxing champion to be there.
That's fair, but the money is no option to that.
Like they have unlimited amounts.
So Saudi is a limited amount of money.
It doesn't have to like entertain Kanye.
But it's like American celebrities in Europe.
Like older rap artists can still tour crazy in Europe because they don't see them that often.
So they get more excited.
So there's a novelty effect.
It's a novelty effect.
Okay, fair.
They're always going to be able to get that pop.
All right.
Because they're getting everyone coming through.
I think that window for whoever.
Yeah, once it just becomes a place that you go, now you no longer need to rely on the people you can get, which are like the canceled American or something I've ever seen.
The Middle East.
I just don't ever see it becoming a place that everyone just goes.
Bro, if you're in Europe.
It's growing fast, but it's still not like people are still going to have some reserve where it's just like, ah, you know.
I don't know.
It's changing so fast.
In three years, it feels like it's changed so much.
Honestly, now we're going to get geopolitical.
Yeah.
I think this is the reason why the Arab nations have not applied any pressure or seemingly any pressure towards Israel in the conflict right now.
They will put out this forward-facing support for the Palestinian people, but they ain't ready to bang.
And I think it's because they're like, listen, we do not want terrorism in this region.
We want investment.
We want people coming here for vacations.
We don't want this area to be synonymous with danger, murder, and killing.
We want this shit settled.
So, Israel on the low, I think they're basically like, Israel, go in there, get fucking Hamas out of there.
Handle all that shit right here.
So, this thing can be swashed and everybody can kind of pour in with the dollars because I think they tasted it.
They tasted what it's like when you're the bell of the ball.
And in Europe, people are going down to the Emirates.
They're going down.
Now, Saudi with these fucking events is looking incredible.
There's all these new fights that are already scheduled.
You have F1 races.
They're like, Listen, we can't be thought of as this disgusting terror area of the world.
And that will happen if there's ongoing conflict.
Handle it.
And if they backed Palestine, this is going to go on forever.
So I think they're basically going, Hey, how quickly can we knock this shit out?
Because we want to get back to business.
We got to get Steve Harvey over here immediately.
Steve Harvey loves Abu Dhabi.
We go.
And if it's good enough for Steve Harvey, it's good enough for me.
And you know who doesn't care about that?
Iran.
And you know who's not going to Iran?
Americans ain't going to Iran.
I don't know how many Europeans are going to Iran.
I don't know.
But they're the ones who don't benefit from that tourism, don't benefit from the Western dollars.
Not even just Western dollars, Eastern dollars.
Everybody going there for vacation, et cetera.
They have no benefit.
So they're like, oh, yeah, let's fuck this up.
Y'all against us?
Let's keep fucking it up.
Maybe even Russia comes in as well.
But the other countries there who have tasted the limelight, tasted the enjoyment, tasted that capitalism.
I see what you see.
I can see it.
I think they're like, hey, shut this down as quick as possible.
Let's get back to business as usual.
I think long-term, they see the ability, the potential to become a superpower on like a global stage.
Like we're a force.
We got the money.
We got people that'll do what you know.
I mean, I don't know if they have the numbers to be superpowered, but I think that they could be an economic destination and a cultural destination in a place where people in a hub for entertainment, vacation, business, and culture.
And it's like, that can't happen if people are scared to come here because they're worried that they're going to get a fucking bomb explode in a mailbox and they're going to die, or they're worried that somebody's going to chuck a rock at their wife for walking around in a skirt.
So we need to make this shit feel very cool, calm, and enjoyable for the West because they tasted the dollars of the West.
Question: Have they run out of oil or are they running out of oil?
Depends on whom.
If we're talking about Saudi Arabia, no, they have oil for Abu Dhabi.
Abu Dhabi still has oil and natural gas, I believe.
Are they running out of oil?
Dubai has none left.
Ah, Dubai.
Dubai is invested in tourism.
So how long can they keep overpaying before they run out?
I think some countries, I heard this about Guthrie.
They understood that their oil is drying up.
So they have like a some like firm or hedge fund or whatever.
Take the money we're making now and start investing it.
They invested in a ton of, apparently they own like a crazy amount of the skyscrapers in London or something like that.
So they are, we're running out of oil money, but we're not running out of money.
They're diversified.
Run out of oil, but they only invested into other things.
Like, don't they own who owns Qatar?
Yeah, Paris Antreme.
Like, they've invested in these incredibly lucrative businesses.
So they're still generating wealth and revenue.
But another part of that would be creating a tourism destination.
And it's been quite effective.
And that's the idea of like sports washing or whatever the fuck it was.
I was wondering how long can they keep overpaying?
Because sports washing is overpaying.
It's overpaying.
Like they're not making that money back.
They're just trying to.
It's a PR move.
Yeah.
It's a big PR move.
So it's like, how long can they sustain that before people find overpaying?
This is a tricky thing here because if the state owns the operation, they don't care about profiting on it.
Right?
They don't need to, because they're not like Bob Aram or Don King has to profit because that's how they pay their bills.
That's how they pay their staff.
That's how they pay everything.
If they just break even on a fight, right?
That's just their whatever it is.
Think about all the money that is coming in from hotels, all the money that can come in for potential, not only sponsorships, activities.
Like people have to eat while they're there, right?
They're going to go.
I don't even think they're breaking even.
No, but it's like a loss lead.
Like, you know how Walmart would sell toys for less than what they paid for them?
Because you know, when you come to Walmart, you're not just buying groceries, you're buying groceries.
We're making our money elsewhere.
So they have enough money to keep taking 50 million for a fighter or whatever.
We have trillions of dollars.
How about that?
Just saying, how long can they keep doing that?
Because every place else can't do that.
Yeah.
Because they're well, because other places aren't invested in people looking at that as a possible tourist destination.
So, for example, every place is well, America don't need it.
Like America, like for example, that America isn't investing in this fight so people come to America because people are already going to come to America.
But we need to believe that Saudi is a place to even go.
So according to this Google search, like UAE has proven reserves equivalent to 299 times its annual consumption, meaning without net exports, there will be 299 years of oil left.
But that's all of the UAE.
And I think that's like oil and natural gas.
Like I think there's some parts that still have natural gas and then some part, like Abu Dhabi is where like the real money is in.
I was just wondering how long can they continue operating this way just to get people like to change the vision in people's minds where it's like, oh, you know what?
It is safe to go.
How about look at it like this?
How much people who go to Disney World will go.
Think about like this.
How much does I don't know?
Who cares?
Think about like this.
How much does Tesla pay in advertising and commercials?
Zero.
Elon is their advertiser.
Maybe Saudi isn't putting out some crazy promotional campaign of come to Saudi Arabia and spending $10 million or $20 million across all these different, you know, not even social media networks, TV studios, all this other shit.
And maybe they've gone, all right, instead of spending $50 million that way, why don't we just spend $50 million on the biggest fight?
We'll pay double, but we'll have all the eyeballs on what Saudi Arabia is and we'll get maybe even more benefit because people are actually interested to come here and see what's going on.
So maybe they're overpaying, but at the same time, they might be paying the same amount than they would pay to advertise in a more traditional manner for people to come to their country.
Like think about how stupid the commercials are.
Come to whatever name a fucking place.
Exactly.
It's like that doesn't work.
You know what works?
Showing me that they get the biggest fucking fight.
I start going, ooh, that might be a place to hit up.
You talked about that show, house.
What's the oh, the real housewives got all the girls wanting to go, shit, if you don't think they paid single old bitches in New York show, what's that called?
Sex in the city to do the second movie in where, where did they go for it?
They went to one Middle Eastern country for the second movie.
Like no, they paid crazy.
You don't think that they paid them?
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Hey, they say, hey, make the whole thing about here.
Here's a check.
Pay them whatever the fuck you want.
We don't give a fuck.
And then you have the four most influential old white bitches that influence all the other old white bitches and younger white bitches.
Now they're going to go out there.
I just feel like it takes a long time to undo all of the negative press America has put on that region.
That region.
I think 10 years max before we're like, you know what?
It looks kind of lit though.
Yeah, maybe.
No, I think it takes a long time.
It's like, how much money do they have to spend to convince us it's okay?
For example, like when Taco Bell has like autumn rats eating the tacos while the place is closed, you take a week off Taco Bell.
You're like, ew, what the fuck is going on with Taco Bell?
You know what I mean?
But then they put out the new Gordita Crunch and you're like, rats don't fuck with that.
So, like, they have to, again, you know, basically dig themselves out of that hole.
Yeah.
And I'm just wondering which one comes first.
Like, they're going for it.
I think they have way more money than time is going to take.
Oh, okay.
I think.
I think we're already kind of looking at it.
We're not fully being like, that looks lit, but we're like, I think the tricky thing happens.
Looks interesting.
This is what I think the tricky thing happens.
When the places that have built up these tourist destinations that haven't wrapped the tourism around culture, they've just wrapped it around, hey, look at this crazy building or look at this fucking arcade or look, whatever.
Those can't offer anything when a newer, fancier tourist destination comes out.
Italy's not going anywhere.
Greece is not going anywhere.
Mexico is not going anywhere because they offer thousands of years of history and culture.
So if Saudi is smart, they'll look at the mistakes that have been made and the successes that have been made in the region and go, okay, this is what we have to avoid and this is what we have to lean into.
If I'm Saudi, or if I'm any of them, I'm wrapping it around culture.
Everything has to be culture, culture, culture.
Do that a little bit.
But keep this good, good.
You have a good point.
They do it with the, hey, you know, you can dress up, wear the headscarf, take pictures, be on a fucking camel and shit like that.
But at the same time, it's like, hey, women can't do this or you can't do that or you're oppressed in this way.
It's like, it's hard to really wrap it around the culture.
You got to, you got to get people addicted to the commerce.
And once they've become accustomed to their new life, they do not want to sacrifice it.
And then once they don't want to sacrifice it, they're willing to make the changes to continue this new life.
And that is the game.
So the first thing is get people addicted to the money and the success and driving the nice cars and eating at the fanciest restaurants and all your favorite athletes coming over.
And then if they feel that dip even a little bit, you go, well, people don't want to come here because women can't drive.
They feel a little bit.
Then they're like, well, let these bitches drive.
Don't affect my money.
Let them drive.
There's also maybe elements of the culture we don't even know about.
Like, what if they told you, like, hey, we have pyramids in Saudi Arabia?
You'd be like, I have no idea.
Yeah, I have no idea what's over there, but this is like an ancient country that has generations of culture that we might not know about because they haven't pushed the cultural limits.
You know what I mean?
Like, obviously, it's tragic, obviously, what has happened to Iraq.
And we're, you know, responsible for that as America.
But there is so much history in Iraq.
Like, this is the birthplace of like civilization.
Like, imagine you could wrap that into the tourism, like going to see these fucking ancient relics, the ones that are still there.
Like, you're like, holy shit, this is, you're doing Rome again.
You're doing Greece again.
It's in the Middle East.
Like, to me, that's exciting.
Like, I, let's go.
I want to see it.
And wrap everything around it.
You can do the fancy new technological stuff.
Just give me a little feeling of the old stuff.
Yeah.
You know, and yeah, that was my only issue with Dubai.
It's like, it just felt like consumerism for consumerism's sake.
And they're the first ones.
Yeah.
So they're like, okay, how do we do this?
It doesn't last.
It doesn't last when a new thing pops up.
And I think that's what Saudi is going.
They're going, hey, the Emiratis and the Saudis are friends and everybody's cool and shit, but the Saudis are still going, okay.
So they dumped a bunch of money into this and they made this like technological hub and it's been amazing and successful and it's a tourism destination.
People want to see all this amazing fancy stuff.
But we can also do that.
How else can we change it?
How else can we improve it?
And I think if I'm like, if I'm the Emirates or if I'm the, if I'm Saudi, I'm making a week of programming that you cannot miss if you're part of like the Jet Setter crew.
The Jet Setter crew often like dictates culture.
Like in New York, for example, the end of summer, it's Labor Day.
People are in the Hamptons.
Immediately, there's the U.S. Open, Labor Day, and then New York Fashion Week, all within like two and a half weeks.
If you're like a wealthy person, you're parking yourself here for at least a week of that.
Now, if you're not one of those super rich people, but you're one of us, you're like, oh, dude, I want to go to some fashion week parties.
Or, oh, dude, what's going on for labor?
Oh, U.S. Open?
It'd be sick to go check out U.S.O. You might try to do one of those things.
How can you make one week of events?
So imagine there's a UFC fight, F1, and then there might be some cultural, like historical thing in the region.
You're like, yo, I can hit all this shit in two weeks.
Now, I'm not saying this is it, but like UFC fight, Andrew Schultz show, here's a weekend.
Now, if I'm some guy in England, I go, bro, I go to Dubai for the fucking weekend.
I get to watch the UFC fight in Abu Dhabi, then Shultz the next night.
Like, what's a week of that?
Yeah, Saudi Arabia Fashion Week.
That's what they got to do.
Wrap it up.
So it's like, okay, here's an F1 race.
Then there's a UFC fight.
Then there's another thing.
And now the four of us are sitting here going, bro.
Don't you want to watch Izzy fight?
Yeah.
Yo, Izzy fighting.
And then we could also watch the F1 shit.
Why don't we just go there for the week?
The girls can go shopping over here.
We just go party.
They got to get the girls, bro.
Well, that's focusing on the guys.
They got to get the women.
The Russians got that unlocked, though.
The women.
So they're flying.
Go, go.
So, like, I thought it was like, I thought there were like freelance pros out there.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, I thought they were just like running their own thing.
Apparently, it's like, this is told to me, allegedly, like Russian, Russian mafia.
Tip two.
Russian mafia.
I don't get killed by some Russian stuff.
I can't.
I can't do it with scary white.
But basically, like these Russian, like mafia people, like oligarchs, basically, are flying in private jets full of dimes and then they just drop them off free range.
And then if you go chat with them, they're like, oh, yeah, like, let's meet up later.
Like, here's my number.
And then you meet up, and then there's a guy there that's like, all right, here's what the deal is.
And you can either leave or you can stay, but you got to pay the way.
I was saying to get that shit going, you have to bring the attractions that get the girls going.
Well, that's the beauty of this.
I think girls drive like whether, oh, the girls are going to be there.
That's when this is the beauty of fashion week.
Yeah.
The girls all want to be at the fashion events.
And no girl's going to turn down the opportunity to even go to a thing.
And if you're a young hot chick, you want to be invented to all Atlanta, invited to all the fashion.
So if you build cultural tent pools around these events that women really want to be at, what do chicks like think they haven't been doing?
What do girls like, bro?
They like Instagram pictures.
How can you do what's the shit in Miami that's about to happen?
Basil.
Our Basil.
Oh, God.
Things where you can take pictures.
But here's what the girls show like.
How exactly can you do a fashion show in a place that preaches modesty for the women?
So if there's going to be this fashion show where you're going to have cleavage out, you're talking about.
I think that I don't know how much.
So you have to find another way.
What is another thing that these beautiful women want to be at?
What are beautiful women like, dude?
Ah, gosh, shit.
Yeah.
That'll do it.
That's why New York is popping right now.
Yeah, at the Flagger Studios.
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I walk out of home with this guy, son.
It's crazy.
But what is it?
That's a good question.
Like, how can they?
I mean, F1, I think women like, but I think they don't like the race.
They just like that is it is a form of luxury.
It's like a yacht week or something.
Women going.
It's the women on the arms of a guy.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Whereas fashion, it's like chicks will go if we go on or not.
Yes.
So what is the move?
What are girls like?
Money?
Girls like money?
You do that.
I think you tie it around fashion and like dressing up like Kentucky Derby shit.
What's the Derby Day or whatever?
Where girls get to wear them fucking hats and all that?
That's again that type of stuff.
That's conservative.
The only problem is their conservative dressing for women isn't as fashion forward.
Look like a mummy.
It is all haram, bro.
Exactly.
Everything grows like it's haram.
What's up with that?
Yo, low-key.
That's why we have to do it because they know what they like.
And they got to stifle them desires, bro.
It's haram.
It wasn't always like that.
Yeah.
It wasn't always like that.
Maybe falconing.
Why are they all like falcons out there?
Did you notice that?
I like a falcon.
Are we back on the falcons?
No, I just saw a picture of it.
Saudi's the falconing, bro.
Actually, out there, they like all sports.
Bro, you saw this?
Motherville charted a whole airplane and just lined it up with falcons.
They already can fly, bro.
80 of them.
They already fly.
You don't even need to put them in a plane.
That's so funny.
That is a flat.
That's hilarious.
That is crazy.
Don't even fly, my boy.
Yeah.
We got you.
I got you.
Put them in coach, though.
That's fucked up.
This is where I was sitting.
My girl was back here in the Falcons.
I don't know.
I saw a Falcon almost die this weekend, actually.
This is a true story.
Medieval Times.
I think it's all about Ludacritz.
He did almost die.
Did Ludo almost die?
I got five guys coming down from the shitty.
He didn't look comfortable at all, bro.
I wouldn't be either.
That shit was crazy.
That was terrifying.
He was letting the audience sing a lot.
You know what I'm saying?
Move.
Move.
At a certain point, I feel like he was talking to the operators.
He's like, no, move.
I need to get in there.
Seriously, please help me out.
But no, no, I was at Medieval Times, and they had a Falcon come out in the middle of the show.
And then the Falcon flies around the whole thing, and then it flew into a net.
No, they still do that.
Yeah.
I do remember that.
I remember that part.
That shit was impressive.
But your Falcon didn't fly directly into a net and get stuck for a couple minutes.
Nah.
Flew into the net, got it.
And then everyone kind of stopped cheering.
And then it flew down.
And then, like, they caught it with the rope thing.
And then the Falcon was just kind of on the ground for a little bit.
And that's what you loved about Medieval Times?
That part's smart, bro.
Up here, we got it under control.
Nah, it was Falcon's first day.
I don't like he was struggling.
All the little nephews were like, what's up with the bird?
And then immediately after they serve you a half chicken.
Oh, my God.
That is a little crazy.
This is the old chicken chicken, though.
Thank God.
That's what I'm saying.
With us, we used to have the big ass turkey leg or whatever the fuck it was.
I'm glad they went chicken.
Yeah, I have it.
It was amazing, bro.
Honestly, I enjoyed it.
Still, no seasoning.
No seasoning, but they didn't have seasoning in medieval times.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's you.
You don't remember?
It was just salty.
No seasoning on the meat, on the meat.
Paul.
Oh.
But like, it was like just.
I'm talking about that tomato soup.
Oh, Dragon's Blood?
You're talking about Dragon's Blood?
That's what I thought.
They didn't have tomatoes.
That's a New World thing, but they did have Dragon's Boy back in medieval times.
Oh, that's right.
Tomatoes came from shit.
I like how they cut costs and just say that's how things were back then.
We can pay for spice or just say there was no spice back then.
Exactly.
No knives and forks.
But this is shit out.
I don't understand.
They used to wrap meat in salt to preserve it and keep it like for long distances and shit.
Use it in the season and when you're cooking it.
I think it was Middle Eastern, bro.
See, they were on seasoning.
Oh, like on long journeys.
They would just fucking cover the meat in salt.
I don't think whites did that.
I think whites did it.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know if whites were on the preservation.
I was on the right show, yeah.
Even the whites?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, miles is on his shit today.
Yeah, I got to give it up for miles.
Let's give it up for miles.
All those falcons have passports.
We're back to it.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, that is actually a little wild.
The UAE gives out falcon passports.
What?
That's crazy.
I like that.
Isn't that sick?
I like that.
That's a place that's not going to last.
They're at the gate.
There's enough bitches.
There's birds.
I think the customs.
Anything to declare?
Bro, that's crazy.
So that guy not only got 80 seats, he got 80 Falcon passports.
Wow, that's so rich.
That's awesome.
Holy shit.
That's awesome.
Yeah, you got to respect it.
Anyway, we got to go to Medieval Times.
Preserving Meat With Salt00:03:57
That's all.
It's crazy they respect Falcons more than women.
Ain't that crazy?
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I don't know.
They're both covered up.
Nah, they not?
No, these falcons, they can't see.
Oh, that's a little, wow, they got the head covering.
No, Still a little covered.
They also don't have hair, but you got to cover the hair.
Falcon's got no hair, only feathers.
Come on, bro.
All right, what else we got?
I want to do feelings, no facts or something.
Let's do feelings, no facts, rifle through, and then we out.
We can just rifle through, dude.
All right.
So there's a protest going on in Ireland right now.
Did you see this?
What was that about?
Apparently, there was a dude that stabbed someone.
I don't really know.
I think he's an Algerian immigrant.
There's an immigrant that went there to Ireland.
I don't know if he was legal, if he came through with like refugee status, but basically stabbed someone.
And now people are pissed off that they're just letting people into the country that are doing violent acts.
So what's the deal?
Protests bucking off.
People are going crazy.
McGregor is like very outspoken and like telling people his opinions.
He seems like pretty diplomatic about it, but he's very much like, yo, let's lock it down.
What's going on?
You know?
You know, what's funny is that there's been like a series of elections where the quote-unquote like extreme right candidate has either won or has gotten close to winning.
Right.
So this seems to be like a trend.
Yeah.
How much longer can you call that the extreme right?
As opposed to what people want.
Like, do you know what I'm saying?
Like, you have to have a different form of description if almost the majority or the majority starts to desire this.
Right.
And I understand you're labeling it in that way as a pejorative, right?
You're trying to like insult these people and their beliefs.
But if their beliefs reflect what the people want, that is kind of public sentiment.
Yeah, but it's the left labeling it as the extreme right.
It's not the right saying we are the extreme right.
I think that's a good point, but I think media in general, and I don't want to like label media in general as left, even though sometimes it might lean that way.
But media in general tends to call it the extreme right, which I don't know if it's the best term if it's becoming more popular.
And I think that's a way to like, I don't know if this is their goal, but they're kind of using it as a way to almost like discredit them or make them radioactive.
But by doing that, you're not listening to what the people are concerned about.
Oh, interesting.
You know what I'm saying?
Whether or not they're right or wrong, there's still something that they're like bothered by that isn't being spoken to by the regular right or the center.
Or the left.
And I think it is maybe better to like stop name calling and start figuring out what the fuck.
Yeah, listen to the people and why they voted that way.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, we did that with Trump.
Every Trump supporter is a racist, blah, blah, blah.
And then all of a sudden, this guy gets elected and you're like, why don't we figure out why?
Okay, let's say he's racist.
He's all these other things.
But what is he to these people?
Yes.
Why did they vote for him?
And then I can speak to what you need better than I feel this quote-unquote racist guy can.
I think that was a massive thing the leftists didn't want to do.
It was just easy to discredit him.
And then you end up discrediting those people and those people get frustrated.
And they get more frustrated and more emboldened to vote for this guy and a person and fuck you guys.
And less heard.
Yes.
And just willing to go for the guy that's like saying the right shit, even if he doesn't have the policies to back it up.
Yeah.
When you're not heard at all and somebody speaks to what you're feeling, you can very easily block out all the other fuck shit they say.
Yep.
So you might as well just hear these people.
Listen.
Listen to them.
And then all of a sudden they won't feel like there's only one option.
They'll feel like every time they turn on the TV, they'll be like, oh, yeah, wow, I am frustrated for that reason.
And you know what?
I don't have to vote for this super extreme guy because at least I am being heard.
And hopefully these other politicians will listen to what's going on.
The Central Bank Vibe Shift00:03:11
Now, there is a certain percentage of them that are going to be racist.
There's a certain percentage of them that are going to be anti-Semitic.
There are going to be Islamophobes.
Like that also exists.
But to paint them with that brush, that's where you get dangerous because it does really make them go, you know what?
Fuck you.
Yeah.
You keep calling me racist.
I'm going to vote for that motherfucker.
All right, fine.
I'm racist.
If I'm already racist and I can't do nothing about it, I'm going to vote for the guy who cares about my farm.
Yeah.
And it bothers you and you bother me and label me as all this stuff.
So fuck you.
That's another reason I'm voting for it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You see this new dude in Argentina?
Yeah.
With the sideburns shitmunk?
Bro, what is up with all these guys having like the same vibe, hair?
What's his what's his deal?
Is he?
I don't know.
I don't really know.
You can't trust guys with weird haircuts, man.
They're always up to something.
They always.
I mean, the whole vibe is crazy.
Yeah, that's wild, dude.
I mean, crazy sideburns.
And then the Dutch guy's got the same vibe.
Yeah.
You saw him?
Who's that?
Yeah, Box.
Yo, low-key.
Yo, this guy?
Who is this?
He is the Argentine prime minister or something like that.
He just won the election.
He's, I guess, a libertarian.
He says he's going to shut down the central bank of Argentina.
Oh, fuck.
Good luck.
Yeah.
You're dead.
Immediately, right?
But low-key, there's part of me that goes.
But it's so fucked up on our part.
That what?
Because we're killing him.
But the thing that, like, you're stepping out of line.
With that, like, okay, let's say, for example, you have frustrations.
Obviously, you know, I saw one documentary and then I freak out on the central bank.
We printed like how many trillion dollars during COVID?
And then inflation went up like, what, 10%?
A lot.
Like, in certain industries, it went up 50, maybe went 100%.
But overall inflation, I think, went up.
They said like 8% or something like that.
Bravo, central bank.
You know what I mean?
Well done, Fed.
Like we can talk about all the shit that they do, but they managed the crisis.
They fucking managed it okay.
Now, Argentina might have 100% inflation one day.
The next day, there's no money in the fucking ATMs.
Their central bank, if they are in charge of monetary policy and it is on them to make sure that they maintain the Argentine currency and protect it, over the last whatever it is, 20, 30, I don't even know how long it is that they've had these kind of crises.
If they keep fucking up, my man has every right to be like, yo, they're not doing a job.
Get them out.
Peace.
If you say that about America, I need you to really convince me because it's going to be hard to convince the four of us sitting right here whose money seems to be doing okay.
Like, yeah, we're losing some value to inflation, but nothing compared to what Argentina would lose if they printed $2 trillion in a fucking pandemic.
It's true.
So I do understand why he could say something like that when he's campaigning and people would be like, yeah, fuck that bank.
Because one day I had $100, now I got 50.
And that sucks.
And if there's someone who's in charge of that shit and this keeps happening, get him.
Yeah.
Am I crazy to think that?
No, it makes sense to anybody.
You ain't going to lie.
Tattoos Across Foreheads00:03:36
Yeah, I'm curious how long he holds out.
Oh, they're going to kill him.
Lamello had to cover up his tattoo.
No, what is it?
So he has LF.
His middle name is LaFrance, and he has LF tattooed underneath his ear.
And the NBA basically made him cover it up because his clothing brand is LF, I believe.
And what the NBA has like some sort of sponsorship?
They basically say you can't be advertising your own like personal assets or your own like personal endorsements.
What about his shoes that were his own brand?
So for I don't know why that's like an exception with the clause.
I don't actually understand what the deal is.
But I guess like these brands have direct partnerships with the NBA.
So if you do a sneaker with Nike or with some other brand, then it's okay.
But if it's your own personal thing, there was another player that had a Supreme tattoo.
I forget who it was.
Why didn't he just say that LF stands for something else?
Well, I mean, it does stand for his middle name.
So technically, I guess it works.
Yeah, I would just argue that one.
I'd be like, LF means something else.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
But they said also the Supreme.
Yep.
It was the Supreme Sleeve.
And I think J.R. Smith wore remember J.R. Smith wore like the Supreme Sleeve.
It was like a leg sleeve or something like that.
I think that there was an issue with and one tattoos.
Like and one might have even been like paying players if they got the and one.
Like, dude, yeah, this could be Hindustani facts.
That's a better way to say it.
I mean, that's the cover-up.
So he has to cover it up during the game.
That's corny, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
That's corny.
It's your body, your joint.
But like low-key.
Yeah.
But they probably on them heavy because they first did a big baller brand.
And I'm sure NBA wasn't cool with that.
But should you be able to advertise anything?
Like, if you've got a tattoo for some random brand or your own personal brand.
As long as there's not like a morality clause in it.
Like, for example, if you're advertising browsers or pornhub, that might go against like the league standards.
Yeah, that makes us look but just like advertising a like.
Let's say somebody had a fucking Rolex crown tattoo.
Like you got to cover that up.
Yeah.
Because Rolex, like Jordan can't get a jumpman tattoo.
Well, I guess they have a deal with the NBA, the Jordans, but still, like, I don't know, that's goofy, bro.
NBA's thing is just like, yo, you're not going to use us to advertise your personal shit unless we're getting a piece.
The fuck I'm not.
Fuck that.
The fuck I'm not.
But they are employees for this organization.
And they're like, hey, this is the rules of the organization.
Technically, they're not employees of the NBA.
They're employees of the team.
And the team hires the NBA to manage all the teams.
So the NBA is hired.
I know it feels like it's not that way, but.
So then when Ja is waving his gun, whose rules is he?
NBA is the sanctioning and the governing body of these teams, but the owners come together and agree to let them have, what is it, a governance?
Well, that his point would still stand.
So then, like, the NBA is making the rules.
You've commissioned the NBA to enforce that.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
But I also just think it's corny.
Like, it's his own personal brand.
It is, but then it's like, because then they have to be cutthroat with it because you let a little bit go, and now you have a player who's going to get like something tattooed across his forehead or some like something put something on his jersey or something like that.
No, no, but if it's on your body, I'm okay with that.
They can't stop you from getting the tattoo, but they can stop you from showing it.
Yeah.
That's where it sort of is.
Getting An Athlete Deal Done00:07:15
Yeah.
What about Dua Lipa asking Tim Cook if they use child mind cobalt?
That seems fun.
That seems very fun.
I mean, that got to be set up.
Like, ain't no way to.
Also, is there adult mind cobalt?
Is that not a problem?
Is that okay?
Yeah, why don't they get adults in there, dude?
Why Dua Lipa?
Is this got to be set up?
Does she have a podcast?
No, they just get a famous person.
Apple hires a famous person to ask them softball questions or hardball questions that they have answers for cooked up and ready to go.
Because his flip on it was fantastic.
His flip was like, our goal is to be completely recyclable.
He goes, the Apple watch is made with 100% recycled cobalt and all the materials are recycled and there's like no footprint here.
Play it.
But the cobalt that's in that phone has not been mined like using child labor in the DLC.
Yes, we can because we do two things.
Well, first of all, I should back up and see our objective over time is to take nothing from the earth.
But for those products that we still do mine for some of our other products, we have an intense level of tracing to make sure that the labor used is not child labor.
Okay.
And notice the question is child labor.
Yeah.
Well, it's going to be labor.
Yeah, man.
We're going to make sure that kids don't do it.
We don't give them a fuck of adults to do it.
Adult slaves.
That's not real.
That's to happen.
Yeah.
Somebody got to mine it.
Yeah.
That's her podcast.
Say again.
That's her podcast.
Yeah.
Oh, so she has a regular podcast.
It's called Do a Leapa at Your Service.
There's three seasons.
She interviews people.
Everybody started podcasts.
It's amazing.
Yeah.
But yeah, it is a little wild.
Like, as long as it's not kids doing it, we just tolerate it.
Yeah.
I want to see that.
I want to do that sketch with like trying to tell a child soldier he's too old to be in it.
Yeah.
You're done.
Yeah.
Sit down.
You have to.
Unfortunately, you've aged out of the child program.
You got to go regular.
He's like, fuck, dude.
Just a soldier?
I don't know.
I take pride in being a kid soldier.
Yeah.
Come on, dude.
UNICEF is handing out rice.
They look.
How old are you?
Yeah, there's no benefits.
Everyone feels bad for a child soldier.
Yo, that's so funny.
No one feels bad for that grown-up soldier, yeah.
All right.
What else we got?
Do we have one more than we got here?
Anything leaping out at you?
Ian Gary's wife.
Yeah.
This is a tricky one.
So Ian Gary is the up-and-coming UFC star.
He has his wife is significantly older than him.
I think she's like 40.
He's like 26.
They have a child together.
Ian is talented as fuck.
And he's got all the things.
Like he can talk, he can fight.
He can promote.
He's got it all.
I guess some people found that Ian's wife wrote a book, Wives and Girls, WAG stands for Wives and Girls.
So it's basically how to get an athlete.
Yeah.
And if you don't look into the book, it's actually an audio book.
If you don't look into the book at all, the perception is this older woman locked down.
Yeah.
This young rising star gets the baby.
I think he took her name as well.
Like there's a lot of things.
There's this rumor.
I don't even know if this is true, but like.
I heard he took the ex-husband's name.
Or the ex-husband is like in the house with them or something like that.
I think his wife still has the ex-husband's name, and I think he took the ex-husband's name.
Yeah.
Something like that.
I could be wrong.
Yeah.
Like, so that the kids don't feel like they're not related or something like that.
There's a lot going on here.
But I looked into the book.
The book isn't serious.
Yeah.
It's like a satirical satire.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's making fun of the thing that she ended up being, I guess.
Right.
Like, it's like, this is, if you want to be a wife, then you got to go get all this plastic surgery and you got to get your lips done and your hair and you got to spend all this.
Like it is tongue-in-cheek.
The whole thing is satire.
So it's not even like a re, it's like a short.
It's not like a full 11 fucking pages or something like that.
It's not real.
So I think what's happening here is there's just a lot of like pieces of information that if you look at them on the surface, they look really damning.
And you look at this like young superstar, potentially superstar athlete, you're like, oh, fuck, did he get tricked by one of these women?
Because all he's taking the name of the ex is the ex actually living with them.
She's much older and she wrote this book.
But then you look in the book and it is making fun of these women that end up doing that.
So I'm curious, even her perspective on it, which is, I wonder if she's like, I can't believe I ended up being a wife of an athlete.
I used to make fun of these girls for fucking years.
Like, what the hell is going on?
I wonder if she could even reflect and be like, I get it.
This looks horrible.
Yeah.
We joke about it all the time.
We tease.
I became this thing I made fun of.
Right.
Yeah.
Right.
I wonder that.
But on the surface, it looks atrocious.
And especially right now when you've got, you know, a incredibly popular red pill community on the internet, which is dying for their newest woman who is treating a man like shit that they could all bag on.
This looks like food.
Yeah.
Shout out in the waters.
Yeah.
Yeah.
With like the wake of like the Dylan Logan stuff.
Oh, they're looking for their new version of Logan's fiancé.
And this was served up right there.
And, but nobody bought the book.
Yeah.
Why would you?
I don't want to learn that.
It isn't what it looks like from the outside.
Now, that being said, there are some other quite interesting and potentially dubious pieces of information here you'd like to get to the bottom of.
You know what I mean?
Like if homeboy's living with y'all, he better be paralyzed.
You know what I'm saying?
Like he better be neck down feeding poob.
Like there better be a fucking reason.
Yeah.
If he's living on team.
If we don't even know if that's true.
The taking the name is wild.
Yeah.
But the ex-husband's there for what reason?
I think of dietary reasons.
Yeah, they say he's the nutritionist.
But again, this is from like a random Instagram account or a Twitter account that I'm reading this from.
I think like what Strickland is.
This is the confidence you have when you can murder people.
Yeah.
Like when you with your bare hands can murder anybody, you'll be like, yo, bring your exes around, yo.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's a confidence that we don't have.
Because we're like, I might have to fight this guy.
He might be nice.
But when you could murder people with your bare hands, you'd be like, yo, invite all your exes to dinner.
I want to look at all of them.
He made, you could look at this the other way.
You'd be like, yo, your ex is making me salmon.
Yo, put your, put your apron on, bitch.
You know what I'm saying?
Throw me some food.
Like, like, there's another way to look at this.
You can flip it.
So it is trickier.
I'm okay with my level of insecurity.
I'm okay with not bringing your exes around.
Oh, no, no, your ex ain't gonna be around.
Yeah, yeah.
Flipping The Insecurity Script00:04:03
None of that shit gonna happen.
But there is a way to flip it.
Yeah.
If you want to.
Yeah.
If it's true.
If it's true.
We don't know if it's even true.
Yeah.
What's the internet saying?
I don't know.
I haven't read a ton about it.
I just, I mean, Strickland can get the people going.
Oh, dude.
Yeah.
Entertaining champion.
Fantastic.
Entertaining champion.
Fantastic.
Absolutely.
And he truly has the, I don't give a fuck of a what, a fighting champion.
Yeah.
There is a corporatization of a fighting champion.
And that comes with making hundreds of millions of dollars by being champion.
And you start going, ooh, I got to watch what I say.
I got to watch what I do.
Sean Stricklands doesn't feel like he has a single corporate tie that he has to care about.
What he is tied to is punching people in the face.
And that is the only expectation he's going to have.
And then he'll go wild and say that kind of stuff.
Yeah.
He kind of is speaking like a person that could fight you and there's nothing you can say about it.
Yeah.
Which is incredibly exciting to watch.
Yeah.
I mean, just not caring when you're in a position of power is like the most interesting thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
But Fifth doesn't need to beat you up.
Fifth got this thing where he's like, oh, he's 50 might be the GOAT, bro.
He might be the goat of GOATs because that motherfucker hasn't changed a bit.
And he's been in the most cancelable business that there is, which is Hollywood.
And he hasn't changed a bit.
His jokes hasn't changed.
Hasn't bit his tongue for nothing.
He must have something on these motherfuckers.
He's had vitamin water money.
He's had money to lose for 20 years.
Yeah.
Fit to go, bro.
50 to go.
Yo, 50, come on here.
And it's getting to the point where it's like, if 50 has a problem with somebody, he's right.
Starting to be like, we might need to look into think how scared if 50 got a problem with somebody, we might need to look into because he doesn't just have random beef for nothing.
It felt like that initially because when we were coming up, there was this song, How to Rob, where 50 was just going at everybody.
And I think this was this form of like getting attention in an incredibly volatile art.
Like, yeah, on some 6ix9, yeah.
But older fifth is like a little bit more pointed and targeted in who he's talking about.
And it's getting to the point where it's like we might need to look into it.
And to your point about how he's fearless and don't care, like, think of how scared everybody was to go at Diddy.
That's not even on some cancelable shit.
That's on some we're actually frightened.
Yeah, you would hear whispers, you wouldn't hear people.
50 was just saying things, yeah.
But 50, part of his uh animosity towards Diddy is because Diddy fucked his baby moms.
Who was that?
Uh, I think the half-Asian baby mom.
50 has a couple baby moms, but so that kind of started because remember, they did a song together, you know, the billionaire song where it was him, Jay, and you know, Diddy, Jay-Z, 50.
You remember that?
No, what's the song?
Uh, fuck, I got money, yeah.
I got money remix.
Oh, I got money, yeah.
So it's like at one point in time, they were at least able to be on the same song together, and then something went left.
And I think the left point happened to be no, it was the parody, that's what it was.