Logan Paul defends his virginity against Dylan Danis while mocking Conor McGregor's drug issues over a $2 million bet. He alleges Coca-Cola and Pepsi lobby to crush Prime Energy's organic growth before they can dominate the market, noting their direct funding model. Paul clarifies his conflict with Jaiden regarding seat arrangements and admits to insulting Dylan Danis's mother after being provoked, despite apologizing for the specific slur. Ultimately, he argues his audience prefers entertainment over serious discourse, promoting his brother's "Better" app amidst plans for a WWE heel return and upcoming boxing matches in Manchester and Dublin. [Automatically generated summary]
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Nipples, Goat, and $2 Million00:14:56
Dylan says there's a picture that's gonna end their relationship.
I just think like is it you with a guy you got pink nipples, bro?
Did you get that for your dad or your mom?
That's crazy.
Why you got nipples made out of labia?
And Connie, you know what?
I'm gonna make this more interesting for you.
How about $2 million?
Says I beat your boy Dylan Dannis.
I know you're gonna see this.
You're coaching him.
You're guiding him.
You.
That was crazy how you gave him an Australian accent, bro.
Yes.
Prime Energy is 17.
That's a 16x Prime Energy.
That's 16.
I'm hitting the back of that.
So you did.
You did.
Let's go.
Yeah.
He's trending.
He's a kind of pants.
It was Ken Reynolds.
He's been leading this meal.
I'm just saying.
What's up, everybody?
Welcome to Flagrant.
And today, we are here with what should have been not even a co-main event, an undercard for a little boxing match in Manchester.
And, you know, this greedy son of a bitch has to take all of the attention.
And you're supposed to be a tune-up.
You're supposed to be a warm-up.
And now it's the only part of the card that people are talking about, much to John Fury's chagrin.
We have Logan Paul in the building later.
Yeah.
Logan Paul is in the building.
So, Logan, how has life been at home the last few weeks?
Can you talk to us?
What's the home life been?
It's great.
How have the face times with Nina been over the last three weeks?
Well, we're always together.
So just, it's real life face-to-face time.
That's fire, dude.
Come on, bro.
That's my fiancé.
Andrew, Andrew.
The last time I was on your show, by the way, thanks for having me, guys.
I love you guys.
It's always a good time to kick out with the boys.
You're doing great.
Thanks.
Yeah, bro.
I was engaged.
Now I'm engaged.
Yo, you are, dude.
I'm fucking engaged.
I'm putting it gay and engaged.
Dude, you got these, bro.
Wait, did he?
Dude, oh, oh, I'm a gay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Sorry, buddy.
You know what's funny?
You know what's funny?
I'm a gay.
I'm fucking engaged.
Just click it.
Okay, wait.
Wait, you got married?
Yeah.
Bro!
Come on, bro.
You can't kill our guests.
You killed us.
I'm about to fucking Bobby Lee, bro.
Kick me off my own podcast.
Out of here.
Okay, go, go, go, go.
When you got married, I was dogging on you.
Why?
I was dogging on you.
No, to you.
To you.
I don't know if you remember this.
I was like, Andrew, yo, best of luck with that married life.
Yeah.
Fucking dweeb.
Yeah.
And you're like, you know, if you find the right woman, it doesn't seem so bad.
And I remember thinking, this guy doesn't know anything.
Yeah.
Andrew is right.
I was fucking right.
Yeah.
I was right.
Until Dylan Dannis entered the chat.
Come on.
And then the laugh.
Has it been stressful at all?
Here's a better question.
Did you see any meme and you laughed a little?
And then you're like, wait a minute, I can't laugh.
I can laugh.
I can laugh.
Really?
Yeah, I can laugh.
Do the both of you laugh at one?
Yeah.
Which one?
Some of them are really funny.
Can I guess the one?
Which one?
The turkey one is the funniest.
I'll be honest.
I'll be honest.
They're all good.
They're all good.
The guy is fucking so good at Twitter.
It is.
It is.
Yeah, it's impressive.
No, it's top-tier trolling.
Yeah.
Which is why I chose him as an opponent, you know.
But you didn't know it was going to go this hard.
No, no, no, no.
I had no idea.
But, I mean, we got people interested, right?
At the end of the day, it's all fight promo.
Is there a little bit of jealousy from Tommy and KSI?
I don't, I don't.
John was jealous.
John was fucking jealous.
He was furious.
He started kicking tables over, which was awesome.
I mean, it was like something out of Shrek.
Bro, he's Game of Thrones, isn't he?
He is.
The Furies are the best family.
Okay, man.
Yeah, you got this part.
All right.
Yeah, John Fury is a legend.
The whole press conference was crazy.
You know, Dylan hates me.
I don't give a fuck about him.
I think he's an excellent troll.
I think he's very parasitic, which is why I'm honored that I get to be the one to take him out and embarrass him.
That's why I took the fight.
I was like, okay, I know this guy's going to promote the fuck out of it.
People are going to be interested because if he shows up, I get to be the one.
And that excites me.
And you have no question what will happen if he shows up.
Nah, I don't.
In fact, can I get a drink?
Yes, you can have a drink, my boy.
You know what I'm saying?
We're drinking.
You were drinking.
We're drinking while you're training.
Nah, typically not, but it's still, Dan.
It's real.
Okay, okay.
Listen.
You got to back up all this talk, bro.
You know you're in New York, bro.
You might get the gap pulled up on you again, bro.
Yeah, he said that last time I was here.
You said it.
What?
You said that when you were on the pod, you were like, yo, Mike got the pistola pulled on him.
Yeah, but then he started telling people that I had to check in when I came to New York.
So what's up?
After this, I'm going to wait outside for an hour.
I'm going to give him my address.
I'll see if he pulls up.
Well, don't give him a horse.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe I was going to do it.
I was literally going to do it outside.
I was going to do it outside.
I mean, if you are...
Yeah, listen, let me think if I like this or not.
Let me just think if I like this or not.
I don't.
He's not going to come up here and beat up Schultz by default.
No, I'm not worried about getting beat up.
I'm more worried about a shooting happening.
You know?
I feel like the gun consequences in New York are pretty serious.
They are pretty serious.
Yeah, it's fairly severe.
I just had to slice it.
What the fuck was wrong?
Why the slice is that open, bro?
Was it Illuminati?
He starts throwing up the rotten.
I had to slice it open.
You hate the Illuminati.
Dude, because Tom's freedom, bro.
Time of freedom, dude.
Do you know what I mean?
It's time of freedom, bro.
There's sex trafficking all over the world.
Nah, he didn't check in, so you making sure you check on right now.
No, he checked in?
Oh, you did?
He called me.
Oh, yo, you can check in with daddy, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
If you check in with me, everything's going to be good.
Yeah, until the motherfucker you didn't check in with.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Listen, listen.
Hold on one second.
So is there any stress between you and Nina?
What's the vibes?
Zero.
Zero.
Really?
Yeah.
Come on.
Why?
Let me ask you something.
Why would there be stress between us?
Andrew.
I'm insulting the guests.
Come on, bro.
I got to make sure the legs are also getting worked out.
It's trying to be serious.
Don't do that to me.
Don't do that to me.
Okay, stop it.
I'll break the TV.
Yeah, don't do that to me.
Okay, so no stress between you guys.
What was that called?
Milton!
He asked me if I'm trisexual.
Milton, you better calm the fuck up.
Get him some tequila, okay?
No, for real.
So no stress at all.
I'll tell you why.
Me and Nina are so fucking open with each other.
I knew she had long-term relationships her whole life.
I knew some of them were very public.
She's been famous for her entire adult life, you know, like 11 years.
She's been paparazzi.
So none of this surprised me.
And I know what kind of person she is.
She knows what kind of person I am.
And so, like, dog, you got to understand.
At one point, I was the most hated person on the planet.
Like, I've heard it all.
I've seen it all.
I'm so numb to it.
I know who I am.
I know who my girl is.
I know we love each other.
Some fucking internet troll posing as a fighter is not going to get in between us.
But it has to buy.
Damn it.
So, Courtney, fuck!
But for real.
I thought that was good.
I thought that was what you did was goodness right there.
Good.
That was good.
It was believable.
But you called yourself out on it.
So now I feel like we have to reflect it.
I was, you were like Vivek Ramaswamy.
Yo, Kevin just showed me this guy.
He just showed me Vivek.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, shout out to Vivek, bro.
We got to have you.
Shout out Vivek.
Anyway, so, okay.
All right.
So, so you knew the whole, you knew everybody she dated, right?
Dude, there's like, there's like five of them.
Well, that's the thing.
The pictures, if you look, they're just like repeat pictures, or half of them are.
Also, some bangers on there.
What are you talking about?
Like, some good names on there.
Leo's impressed.
I ain't gonna lie.
Leo McCarrow's Nick Satan, bro.
If you play football, you gotta go to Albany.
Come on, Son.
You can't be upset about that.
I love Inception.
Thank you.
Nah, it's good, but she aged out, so now she's clean.
She got caught.
Did she get?
What was the age?
What is his age?
25.
Did she stop at 25?
Or did she go over?
Because if she got over, that's GOAT status right there.
I don't know.
If she made him break the rule, yo, she is a goat.
Who knows?
Who knows?
I don't know.
I didn't do my backtracking.
Look too far into it.
Nah, nah, but bro, these dudes, what he's done is because she's been paparazzied for so long with like the same three to five long-term boyfriends, he's been able to then post pictures of her with everyone else.
It makes it look as if, bro, in all the pictures, he's posted 170 of her, by the way.
Whoa.
90% of them are either her gay friends, fans, or some like modeling shoe.
So like, I don't know.
I think, I think if you're me and you're her and you know the truth, it's like, oh, all right, I get it.
But if you're someone who doesn't know her, like, why?
And you don't like me.
Oh, forget it.
Good fault.
Come on, bro.
Do you feel like he's gone too far or do you respect the fight for me?
Let me ask you something.
Do you feel like he's gone too far?
If it was my wife, I would be personally offended.
I wouldn't enjoy the experience, but I'm not a public-facing person.
Even the Thanksgiving one?
The Thanksgiving one, I would enjoy that.
That one would be funny.
Are you talking about that?
The alien one, too.
I like that one.
I thought that was funny.
Of her and an alien?
Yeah, it was like a big inflatable alien.
I was like, oh, that's a funny one.
That's funny.
Yeah, I like that.
I like the alien one.
Actually, I showed her the alien.
I said, did you fuck him?
She didn't fuck the alien.
Damn.
Definitely not.
As far as I know.
I don't even think aliens got joints.
What do you mean?
Like, I've never seen an alien with a joint.
Like knee or elbow joints?
No, like they don't have penises or they don't have yeah, they don't have anal, they be probing a lot.
Yeah, they are anal.
They just, oh no, yo, you gotta ask.
You ask about that.
That's crazy.
Say it.
The aliens do do that.
Dude, dude, no, but it had to bother her a little bit because I know you're built for it, but she's not.
And the double standard brother like with men and women, like come on.
That's the issue, my man.
That's what I'm saying.
Poor, innocent, bystander, third-party female who has nothing to do with this fight other than being my fiancé.
Yeah, never met the thing.
She's promoting the hell out of it, bro.
You can't do prenup after this.
She's making so much money, bro.
You want to know something?
No prenup?
No nuppy?
Come on, dog.
No nuppy?
Come on, dog.
Don't nuppy.
That's all I'm talking about.
No, no, nuppy.
Well, you know, I got prime.
Scott, I mean, you know, maybe there's something smart.
Nah, I did say to her, I said, Nina, I gotta be honest, you're handling this shit like a warrior, and I will compensate you accordingly.
That's what I'm talking about with my winnings.
Yes.
You know, like, like, she's never experienced hatred in her life.
All of a sudden, because she's linked to me, this is my fault.
I feel so bad, but she's strong as hell, dude.
That's like, it's part of the reason, like, how she's handling all of this, why I chose her to be my fiancé.
I have stupid standards.
I did my diligence.
I know who this woman is.
I love the fuck out of her.
She's the person who I want to be the mother of my children.
Her values are in line with mine.
Her morals are fucking amazing.
I learned from her.
She inspires me.
I could go on all day.
And it's green card.
She needs a green card.
And honestly, she would have got that.
I think that's why she's settling for me.
She's Danish.
That's why she's living in.
She's Danish.
Her visa's expiring this year.
That's fire.
Wow.
Then that makes sense with the nuppy, bro.
You can hit her with the nuppy.
Yo.
Would you have a free nup?
Nope.
Nope.
Whoa.
You really did that shit.
Show yourself.
Love, bro.
Love me.
Stupid, buddy.
We can call him whatever.
You guys got a roasted badge.
No, this is it.
It's love, the life tour.
Coming to Windsor, Ontario, the Coliseum at Caesar, September 23rd.
Also, coming to Dublin, Ireland, the Three Arena, October 12th.
Australia, thank you so much.
We added a second show in Perth.
At a second show in Sydney.
We added more seats in Melbourne.
And we added more seats in Brisbane.
Can't wait to see you guys there.
Thank you guys for all the support.
And stay tuned because we're going to have some very cool announcements coming up.
Very cool.
I cannot wait to share with you.
Love you.
Thank you very much.
DandrewSchultz.com for all the tickets.
Peace.
I mean this sincerely.
Don't do it, bro.
Don't do the nut.
But you don't have prime.
Say again.
You don't have prime.
You got no prime.
I do have pieces.
Remember, we're announcing the thing.
God damn.
What?
We're announcing the prime deal.
Once you guys sell it, you're going to give me a piece.
Once you guys finally sell it, you're going to give me a piece.
I don't remember.
How much do you pay the athletes to wear the chain?
Oh, can you tell us that?
Could you believe it out if I tell you?
Yes.
Promise?
Swear to God, my life, Miles Market.
All right, so Terrence Crawford.
Yeah.
Amazing boxer.
Like greatest right now.
Literally incredible.
Yeah.
You promise you're going to believe me.
Swear to God in my life.
We believe.
Damn.
So that's the price to do it.
No, but he's amazing.
Like, we're going to further our relationship with him.
He's so fucking good.
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
We're doing well.
We're doing well.
Okay.
Let's.
Could you beat him?
No, fuck no.
No, fuck no.
No, because last time you were low, like, no, you beat Floyd's office.
No, you might think you could beat Crawford too.
So you let that Floyd shit go to your head, bro.
Yeah.
You did let that because I was watching the first of all.
I do not like this brother bickering shit between you and Jake.
We got to put a stop to that.
I know.
I did.
I did.
I tried.
I said to him, I said, we got to keep this shit offline, bro.
Like, I saw his last thing online.
I was wondering if you were going to bring it up.
Floyd Shit and Brother Bickering00:15:11
I just don't want you guys fighting because I love Jake and I love you and I don't want the beef.
And you guys were having like family, you know, squabbles in public.
Yeah, like a Thanksgiving combo in front of everybody.
That was crazy.
That was a Thanksgiving combo, bro.
Yeah.
And you think I would have learned from we've just done this exact same thing before.
Yeah.
You know, it's just been five years since we had any sort of beef.
And we don't have beef.
I just think, like, I don't know what I think.
Are you guys very competitive?
I guess that's probably what it is.
Some things we see eye to eye, some things we don't.
We're both vocal online in the same room.
We disagree.
I don't know.
Do you, because you said it, you were like, I think I'm the better boxer.
You said it.
Was that one of those things that like you say with your brother when you're both talking shit?
So you're both trying to take jabs?
Or you genuinely, after watching him, like, why are you smiling, bro?
Because I see what you're doing.
What am I doing?
You said it.
Trying to get that clickbait.
The clickbait.
You said it.
What I'm trying to say.
I did say it.
But you know what?
That's not where I up because I can say to Jake and to the internet, I can say, I do believe I'm the better boxer.
That's yo, come on.
Hal, how you're doing that thing where when he says it'll be serious, you laugh.
Yeah, why do you always do that?
I want him to be serious with us.
What time?
Be serious, bro.
Be serious.
Come on.
Let me squeeze your arms again.
He's serious, bro.
Come on.
He can't get nothing.
You got prime.
You got wrestling.
You got everything.
You have to podcast.
One thing.
Like, give him the boxer.
He's great.
He's great.
He's way better.
Whoa.
Whoa, Milton.
Milton, hold your breath.
That's the only thing.
Puerto Rican, Puerto Rican, we good.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Come on, we family.
Bodaiqua.
We in here.
Come on.
You just got to keep going.
I feel like you don't fuck with me.
I love you.
No, I really do.
I fuck with you.
I like trolling you a little bit.
But way better.
Yo, way better.
Okay, maybe not way, buddy.
Clearly.
That makes it worse.
That makes it worse, bro.
You know what?
I appreciate the honesty.
I really do.
Because here's the other thing.
I'm just sitting here running my fucking mouth.
You know, I haven't proven shit.
I'm 0-1.
I'm 0-1.
Yeah, but whatever, bro, because you don't think that.
Do you know what I mean?
Think that.
I don't think that.
And it did hurt you a little bit when he was like, after I re-watched the fight, I didn't think you won.
I saw your face sunk.
Well, just because he was gassing me up the whole time.
He was gassing you, bro.
You won that fucking fight.
And then all of a sudden he's like, you fucking lost, pussy.
But not all of a sudden.
A few things happen in between, you asshole.
All of a sudden.
Nah, listen.
Let's put a pin in this.
I love Jake.
I fucking love him.
We decided after we both went public with our little disagreements.
No more public shit.
Nah, it's so stupid.
It's so fucking stupid.
What are we doing?
We love each other.
That's my brother.
Why did you part it out in the moment?
Like when you guys are afterwards, like, yo, maybe you should just trim it from the pod.
We did.
It was a conversation.
Here's the honest answer.
And this is what happened in 2017.
And this is why I said we, I can't believe we haven't learned from our mistakes because it's happened before.
We just get caught up, bro.
In like the ego, like, no, I don't care.
You shoot a pod, you're doing the next thing.
I landed from a flight from London three hours ago.
I'm here.
I'm going to work out.
I'm going to go to Puerto Rico.
I'm going to train.
Like, it's just life is go, And you often don't think about the repercussions if you're moving so fast.
You just don't.
Like, impulsive is one of the six big things I do.
And I'm trying to give notes in the chat.
And I'm like, maybe this won't be as big of a deal as I think.
Will it be received right?
And it's just a lot to think about mentally that I don't give enough significance to.
Just tell Jake you love him and he's better.
Jake, Jake, listen to me.
I fucking love you, bro.
You're better.
And by the way, download better.
Jake's betting app on the App Store.
Download Better.
How you plug in?
Cut the bug out.
Download fucking better, baby.
Micro bets all day.
Other types of bets as well.
And if somebody wants to be a bit more.
You really know a lot about your brother's business, bro.
Can we get a banner up?
Jake, I'm trying.
And if somebody would bet plus you on him, like in a boxing match, what would you tell them to bet on?
Who would you say?
Bet on Jake.
I'm better.
Jake's download better app.
There we go.
That's gross.
See, that's good.
That was beautiful.
How did you win three rounds against Floyd?
Damn, bro.
Keep him get a break.
Let him get a break.
I've been trying to size him up, and I'm like, yo, he's kind of the triceps crazy.
Give me a couple bucks.
But nah, I'm just saying.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Dylan says this, right?
And he sent it to some people.
He said, there's a picture that's going to end there or whatever.
Yeah.
Is it you with a guy?
Son.
Dispel the rumor.
Dispel the rumor because that's that would end a fiancé.
This whole time I've been thinking of something regarding Nina.
No.
No, bro.
This makes way more sense.
Yes.
Remember that time again?
Remember how much you were giggling when I was touching your thigh?
I was fucking with it.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Like this.
You're like, what did the hell?
Yeah, like that, like this lady.
Yo, did I fuck a dude?
On camera?
There's going to be a picture with you.
You're going to be the 100th original.
100th original.
It's you just getting it.
It's a turkey.
But the turning.
Nina's face.
It's Nina's face looking in the turkey.
Like, yo, Logan, what's up?
Who is in here?
Is it me?
Is it me?
Nah.
So, so.
You don't say no.
No, now I'm reconsidering because we had a face-to-face.
I told you this.
We sat down at a table, me and Dylan for 30 minutes.
No third-party conversation happening, just me and him talking.
And in it, he was asked about that photo.
And I was like, bro, you know what I think?
I think you're a fucking liar.
Not just with this, with everything.
Dylan's a liar.
He lies about everything.
He's a troll.
That's what we do, right?
You say shit to try to trigger people.
It's funny.
But he lies.
And so I was like, you're saying you have this photo.
Why don't you post it?
Post the fucking photo, bro.
I said, no, you don't.
I called his bluff.
I said, no, you don't.
And even if you did, even if he did have some grotesque, deranged, explicit photo, this dude was dumb enough to fucking tweet about having the photo and transferring it already, which is a crime in itself.
If he's saying he's going to go to jail for it, he's already committed a crime by transferring this explicit, like likely non-consensual image to two other peers.
That's already illegal.
So if he were to leak it or have someone else leak it, like it can always be traced.
He didn't send it to me.
I asked, though.
Come on.
I didn't ask for the photo.
I was like, what is it about?
What is it?
Come on.
And he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, Logan's your boy.
I can't send it to you.
And I was like, well, yes, but just tell me.
I don't want the photo.
I just want to know what it's about.
He knew better.
Do you have an idea of what it is?
I don't think he has a photo.
Really?
Now, did you have a conversation with Nina?
We were like, yo, talk to us.
100%.
And what did she say?
I said, do you have any idea what he's talking about?
She says, no.
She said, I legitimately, bottom of my heart, have no fucking clue what he's talking about.
If he has something, it's something that I don't know about.
Like, non-consensual.
Did you guys have to have like tough combos because of this?
Or you already went through your past?
Because you've had it.
Like this too.
Like this?
No, this is easy.
This is like, this is hanging with the boys.
I've had a pass.
I've had a pass.
Yes.
So is there like a version where like she's friends with people that you might have gutted?
Come on, but don't say gut.
Rephrase it.
Rephrase it.
Sorry, sorry.
She's friends with people that you spined out.
Bro, like, can you make it less harsh?
We can edit it.
Okay.
So yeah.
Does she know any people that you gave them esophagical emails?
My goodness.
Because that's the thing.
She's a famous fucking supermodel.
You may have been with supermodels before.
That might be difficult for her.
I'm a fucking YouTuber.
What's wrong with that?
Yeah.
I ain't fucking supermodels.
Bro, stop it, bro.
See, now you capping.
That's caps.
What are you talking about?
You pulled your colour right now.
She's like, stop it.
Come on, bro.
You're trying to tell us, we're supposed to believe that you've never had sex with a supermodel before in your life.
I've never had sex before I met Nina.
Yo, that I believe.
Blow gang.
Would I lie?
You know what I mean?
Would I lie about somebody?
No, you would never lie.
You would if you start lying, but it's just gay shit.
I'm a virgin, dude.
That's not gay.
It's closer to gay than fucking women.
Yo, yo, it's half gay.
Yo, yo, it would just be an honest.
Yo.
It's half gay.
Yo.
Like, you haven't fully transitioned, but you bought the clothes.
What's that hair feel like on your point of view?
You stumped him on this one.
You really got me thinking.
Yes.
Yeah, it's a little gay.
It's like Morgan.
Yeah, yeah.
I called the haters in the WWE stupid virgins.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I feel like the WWE is the one space where everybody unanimously is like, all right, I wanted to hate him, but fuck, he's kind of good at this shit.
No, you should come to a show.
It's you're the heel?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
You're the heel, but they're heel.
The rock was the heel before he turned face.
What I'm saying, and people appreciate the heel in WWE.
It's not like they hate you as a human being.
I feel like for your physical efforts, there is an appreciation.
Yeah.
But as the character, they're like, okay, you're the bad guy, so we're going to boo you, fuck you, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's an understanding.
But nobody is like discrediting you as a wrestler.
No, They're just, I'm fun to hate.
I'm fun to hate.
Yeah, it's good.
You lean into it.
Yeah.
Yeah, especially in the WWE.
I can.
It's what I get paid to do.
Yeah.
I'm the heel.
Why come back to boxing if you can make all this money every time you do some crazy shit in the WWE?
The people go, literally, I see the tweets.
I go, fuck, I wanted to hate this kid, but he's fucking good at this shit.
You get the validation.
You get the fame.
You get everything.
Why come back to boxing?
Because he doesn't want Jake to have anything.
God damn.
Come on.
You know what I'm just saying?
Let him have Milton.
It's your fault.
It's not about Jake.
It's not about Jake.
No, I'm fucking.
I'm so proud of Jake.
I'm so happy.
Fire Milton, bro.
And you never have to box him.
Fire Milton.
Why does he get it?
He's not working.
He's a Puela's restaurant.
It's a Pueblo's restaurant on 4th Street and Avenue C. Casadela.
Stop taking jobs from the black and brown right here.
Come on, bro.
Stop that.
Fuck you.
Come on.
Damn.
Shout out to all of our Puerto Ricans.
Yes, go.
Have you heard anything from Connor about the million dollar bet?
This motherfucker disappoints me because I grew up really liking Conor McGregor.
Yeah.
He's so entertaining.
He's so good.
When he fought Floyd, come on, that was like the most exciting sports event ever.
I was pumped for it.
And now that we're kind of, you know, in some weird roundabout way, crossing paths, or he's training Dylan and Dylan's the guy I'm fighting.
And I have an opportunity to open a dialogue with him.
He's kind of just disappointed me as a superstar.
Wait, what?
Just because his drug problems, the way he doesn't commit to anything, the way he doesn't back up anything he says, the way he's all bark, no bite.
Large penis.
The size of his cock.
These things bother me.
Nah, like, I get why he's friends with Dylan, bro.
They're both, they're both bad people.
They're scumbags.
Really?
The word Jake used to describe Dylan is evil.
And I said, you know what?
That's actually true.
He's an evil, rotten soul.
I don't know if heaven exists.
I don't know if hell exists.
I'd like to believe heaven exists.
But if hell exists, Dylan Dannis fucking belongs there.
Really?
Rotten, vile, evil, grotesque, putrid human being.
And I can see why he's friends with Connor.
So, bro, I challenged Connor.
I was like, you're going to train Dylan for your fight.
Okay.
I'll bet you a million.
I bet you a million that I beat your fighter.
Radio silence.
So no response whatsoever for the million dollars.
Nothing, bro.
And I even asked Dylan about it.
In the face-to-face, I was like, where's your fucking boy?
Where's Daddy Connor with the million dollar bet?
He's so confident in you.
Oh, don't worry about that.
Blah, blah, blah.
Like, he has no answer.
And Connor, you know what?
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what, Mr. Moneybags, I'm going to make this more interesting for you.
How about we double it?
$2 million.
$2 million says, I beat your boy Dylan Dannis.
I know you're going to see this.
I know you're going to see this clip.
God damn it.
You're coaching him.
You're guiding him.
He's definitely going to show up, bro.
Fuck you.
Both of you are all bark.
No bite.
$2 million that says, I beat your boy.
I will send you the contract tomorrow.
Wow.
But he's not going to respond.
All bark, no bite, both of them.
That was crazy how you gave him an Australian accent, bro.
I thought that was pretty good, bro.
Hey, Connor, take that.
Let him have a promo.
That was good.
You hate it.
Listen, listen.
I like that.
Listen, get it at this contract.
He knows.
He knows.
Objectively, the greatest promoter in fight sport history.
Yes.
He's incredible.
Objectively.
He's incredible.
Why would he not take $2 million?
Because he knows the outcome.
You think that he's confident that you beat.
Why would anyone think that Dylan Dannis could beat me?
Don't do that.
Why?
No one sees him in Bellator and is like, that dude could strike.
He won by a toe hold in one of his wins.
Like, how does that work?
You just hold the toe and...
He knows how that works.
Guy like Fiat.
He loves a toe hold.
I knew that about you.
How'd you know that about me?
You told me about your feet thing.
Not my feet.
My feet.
How do you feel about your feet?
Toe Holds and Guy Code00:06:09
Okay.
Yeah.
Do you think he's going to show up?
He has to show up.
You know what I don't know?
Because again, I keep referencing this face-to-face.
I need this fucking thing to come out because that's when you can see the true Dylan Dannis.
That's when you can see the person behind the tweets.
And he's just a melty, empty puddle of a man.
What's the clause if he doesn't show?
This is the issue.
If he doesn't show and he essentially tries to fake an injury, we get to choose the doctor, by the way, to confirm said injury.
So we can't fake his shit.
What if he has pre-existing injury?
No, it doesn't matter.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
You have to think about that.
We didn't think about it a lot here.
We're getting played.
We're getting fucking, you know.
I'll be honest.
I used to put that in his head.
He's like, I thought this was an easy day, bro.
Nah, because here's what's going to happen.
If he pulls out, he owes us 100K.
But that's nothing compared to all this attention he got.
Anybody would pay $100,000 to be the focal point of the fight game.
Come on, bro.
He's gained fucking half a million followers.
And like, I'll be honest, good for him for capitalizing.
Some people don't take that opportunity.
He capitalized.
But if he does back out, where do you go as a man?
How do you go anywhere in life without being fucking ridiculed for being the biggest pussy and liar in the world?
He has to show up.
Are those half a million followers worth being clowned for the rest of your fucking life?
I mean, he's been trolling and hasn't fought in a long time.
So it's like he hasn't fought in 1,532 days.
Wow.
And I know that because right now on dildo dannis.com, there's a running counter on how long it's been since Dylan last fought.
And it's been 1,530 plus days.
If he does fight, okay?
I'm going to throw something at you right now.
And you know where we're going with this.
If he does fight and he does beat you.
Yeah.
Milton.
I swear.
Can somebody get Milton a quarter water and a chicken egg?
I'm just saying suggestion from the panel.
If he does beat you, have you thought about what you do?
Probably enjoy being a billionaire, married to a supermodel, and become WWE champion, run a podcast at someone in the world, sign athletes to prime repeatedly, go live on a farm, smile every single day of my life, have kids, raise a family, be happy forever.
Come on, bro.
Good lights down.
Good lights.
Come on, bro.
That's why I am concerned about that, but you went for it.
I thought it was the right decision.
So you feel like there's nothing for you to lose.
Which, no, no, no.
I mean, it would obviously be highly embarrassing.
Are you trying to have kids?
Are you pulling?
She pulled the goalie?
Not yet.
Not yet.
No?
Not yet.
No stuffing?
No stuffing for that turkey.
Fuck.
Fuck, it's my fiancé.
Come on.
What am I doing?
Where am I doing?
Baby, I'm sorry.
Nina, this is flagrant.
You already know.
Yeah, she knows.
She cool.
The last time I came out here, I went back to her.
I was like, that was crazy.
She loved it.
Yeah, she, yeah, she did.
You know that she did guy code back in the day with us.
Oh, yeah, I know.
It's getting clipped.
It is getting clipped.
She had some good clips.
I ain't gonna lie.
She had some funny shit.
And she was kind of like, the producers would be like, yo, this girl's actually funny.
Cause you never think the model is going to be funny.
No, that's okay.
So Nina is.
Because we had dumb models on there.
That's kind of ridiculous.
You can just say models.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we had models.
Yes, yes, I know.
Yeah.
And she would be funny.
She'd say like wild shit.
No, she's, she's, she's hilarious, bro.
She'll crack a fucking joke.
She'll, like, that's her thing.
And she told me at the time, like, she referenced Chrissy Teigen.
I don't, I don't think so.
Yeah, Chrissy was big and really TV at the time.
They would just, you know, say, like, like hot women saying provocative shit, right?
Yep.
And yeah, bro, guy code.
It's getting clipped.
Yeah, because she had some wild clips.
Fucking all the saints, all sorts of stuff, you know.
But yeah, young 23-year-old model wants to be funny, wants to be accepted.
He's going to say some wild shit.
It's provocative.
We've all done it.
We say some crazy shit online.
Yeah.
But when girls do it, it gets a lot of clicks.
Well, because it's in the right context.
Hot girls talking sexually is always going to work.
It's fantastic.
Bro, it's funny.
Even ugly.
It's hilarious.
The guys are like, oh, she's fucking funny.
She can hang.
Cool.
But you don't expect to get engaged to a guy who's fighting a scumbag who's going to pull all those clips out of context back to back to back in this narrative that he's weaving 10 years later.
Like it's just this.
Like, how do we get here?
You know?
Yeah, life is weird, my boy.
It's odd.
What's going on, dude?
I don't know.
Aliens probing.
No joints.
We're the no-jointed aliens.
Can you drop your alien footage?
It's not that good, Andrew.
Have you seen it?
Yeah, I've seen my alienation.
Have you seen your alien footage?
It's not that good.
Wait, do you not know about this?
No, I do.
Wait, how do you know about this?
I saw the clip.
I saw him talk about it.
You don't know.
But you've never dropped it.
James Fox, right?
Yeah, but you never actually dropped the clip.
No.
I need someone to come out and be like, this is what this technology is.
And then if it's matched up with what I have, I'll be like, I also have something to corroborate that.
Can I ask you?
It sounds like you're doing some Dylan shit right now.
Are you talking about it?
It sounds like you have something that doesn't exist.
I've capped about one thing on this entire podcast.
What?
Fucking a dude.
Wait, the version?
You never said you fucked a guy.
You fucked a guy.
I thought I made a joke about it.
Did you go legs up or did you?
Stop that, Trump.
Come on.
That was what his ass will look like.
Give us the before.
All right, guys, let's take a break for a second.
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First time I ever hung out with Rogan, it was dinner with him and Baba Luz.
Yeah.
Do you believe him?
I believe he believes it.
That's a whole other thing, though.
Yeah, because that's a thing called delusion.
And a lot of people on this planet suffer from that.
I believe he believes it.
Damn.
How can you, how can you even begin to craft that type of story?
I don't think a story is crafted.
I think that he was reverse engineering technology that he thought was alien.
And maybe we've created that kind of technology.
Yep, Chinese.
Maybe it's Chinese.
Yep.
He's talking about anti-grab.
Do the Chinese drink prime?
It's not available in China yet.
Oh, how would they pronounce it?
Okay, guys, this show has been brought to you.
Watch him!
This guy's a crazy guy.
This guy's a crazy guy.
No.
Doing comedy in Manchester.
Dude, you know this, right?
Yeah.
Literally, the night after you guys are fighting.
I'm there.
And I'm where they are at yours.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
How crazy is the world in Manchester?
How crazy is this?
That's where I just came from, by the way.
Yeah, I know.
We signed Erling Holland as a prime athlete.
That's crazy.
Can we?
I want to get back to all the prime stuff because the prime stuff to me is fascinating from also just a financial perspective.
Like how you guys are, whatever.
We get into this, but I just want to put a little button on the UFO things.
I think Lazar believes it.
I believe that you believe that it's out there, that these landings are real.
These videos have some validity.
I have one problem.
I also have theories.
It's hard for me to comprehend that a hyper-advanced civilization or technology could travel trillions of light years or miles across the galaxy, you know, hundreds, hundreds of millions, thousands of light years across the galaxy, and then crash at the last like 50 miles on planet fucking Earth.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Why do they have to crash?
They don't have to crash.
I mean, maybe they ran out of alien gas.
Yeah.
That's most likely.
That's possible.
Oh, no.
It's definitely the alien.
You know what?
I think it could be.
Oh, you did a whole pyramid thing.
You did it.
Oh, you're into this shit.
You had the pyramid guy on.
Yeah.
We had a couple.
Ben Van Kirkwick, Graham Van Clark.
And Graham.
Oh, I didn't get into it.
The new shit is Antarctica.
Yo, Antarctica's going crazy.
That's the new shit.
What's going on in Antarctica?
What's going on besides penguins?
Penguins are how they distract you.
Yeah.
You still believe the penguins?
Yeah.
Penguins is not real.
There's no actual bird that's a penguin.
A bird with wings that can't fly.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
Yeah, right.
What do you think?
We're fucking stupid.
Yeah.
We're not buying this penguin shit.
What we are buying is the.
What is the weapon that they say that they have there?
Microwave weapons.
Yeah.
Directed energy weapons.
That's the technical tense.
That's fucking nice.
No, this is real.
Oh, yeah.
There's a guy going on podcasts.
What's he saying?
He's saying that they have directed energy weapons and they can cause earthquakes around the world.
This is fucking cool.
Who cares?
Listen, what are you talking about?
Who cares, bro?
Who cares?
You don't want to know what's going on?
Here's something to think about.
Everyone's like, whoa, if fucking UFOs are real, why do we only have shitty videos of them?
We never can capture them on camera.
Do you know how fast these things move?
How fast?
If you're traveling at super fast.
Yeah, super duper fast.
If you're traveling at light speed, I saw this video of if the ISS, the International Space Station, was orbiting Earth at 10,000 feet, what it would look like when it crossed the sky.
You can't even fucking see anything.
Those things, allegedly, move faster than even that.
You'd never be able to capture them on camera because it'd cross in like the blink of an eye.
What about the Tic Tac?
David Fraver's Tic Tech.
He saw that flying right next to him.
But that was caught in a radar, a radar camera, right?
They were able to lock on and track it.
I thought he saw it with his eyes.
He was able to see, but then it was moving.
It was stationary for a moment, then it was moving fast and basically by locating to a different place.
What I'm saying is, besides like hyper-advanced as far as human technology goes, radar military technology, it's going to be hard for a layman to capture these machines on their phone.
That's all.
Yeah, they'd have to be cruising.
It's more likely than you think that you wouldn't capture it on camera.
Yeah.
And imagine in order to get here, you have to be able to travel close to the speed of light.
So if you can travel close to the speed of light.
Andrew, it takes so fucking long to get here from another planet.
Imagine that 100 light years away.
You're traveling at the speed of light.
That's 100 years.
For 100 years.
You must have gone through a wormhole been in space-time.
That's facts.
Oh, God.
Teleportation.
We're going to figure it out.
You know who's going to figure it out?
Who?
Guy with the mustache, hair on his face.
Wait, cut kind of like a bowl in the back.
Andrew Schultz, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm going to figure it out, bro.
I can figure out aliens.
I figured out space travel, actually, already.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, what was your theory?
And then they copied my shit.
What was your theory on that?
I don't remember.
You sail on sun rays.
I remember when you said that.
Okay.
Huh?
You sail on the waves that the sun provides.
You can go the speed of light.
The light rays.
I'm going to fuck his shit up, bro.
Go.
Because there is no matter in space, there's no molecules, the sun rays are essentially non-existent.
You need matter for the sun to heat up.
Profit Pressure and Andrew Schultz00:09:20
That's why this.
No, but the sun rays have to move.
Space is so cold.
Space is cold.
Because there's no matter for the sunlight to heat.
This is a good YouTuber, right?
But if you're going to ride on the waves of the sun.
Not ride on them.
Sail on.
Sail on.
He's like, the wind is the ray.
You'd need to sail on the radiation of the light.
Whatever it is, as long as it's going the speed of the sun, we will go slightly slower than that.
We can't fucking bob lasar over here.
I'm just saying.
For first engineering.
You know that these things are coming out.
They're coming out.
Something to harness that power.
Boom.
Let's travel.
I didn't prepare.
I didn't prepare for this type of conversation.
That's okay.
That's what I want.
That's what we want from you.
I have another question about the fight.
If you want to circle back to that one.
What is it?
Are you concerned about fighting Mike Perry potentially?
Yo, son, that's a harder fight.
No, no.
He ain't trying to do that.
That's a harder fight.
Bro.
How you just got that in the tuck like that?
Come?
That's the secret ingredient.
Yeah.
That's the secret ingredient.
Bro.
That's why all these egg yolks?
Nah, fuck it.
Come on, Rocky.
Come on, Rocky.
Drink your egg yolks.
Come on, bro.
It's not 10% coconut water.
Bro, can I just ask you?
10% Logano water.
That's what I'm saying.
I like what's going up.
I think that there is a propaganda campaign against you guys.
I think that competition is sowing seeds of doubt in your brand.
Oh, you're talking about lobbyists.
I think that there are people that are lobbying against you and they are trying to push narratives.
Schultz, I had to go on multiple news outlets and say, hey, our caffeine levels are comparable to all our competitors, even lower than our competitors.
We are a better-for-you beverage.
I had to basically be like, yeah, we are FDA approved.
No FDA investigation is taking place.
Chuck Schumer urged for it to take place.
Place like Gali.
I can't even get into it.
But it's lobbyists.
It's lobbyists that we don't have.
Lobbyists for whom?
That I can't say, brother.
But we know what it is.
Maybe you could say.
Maybe you could say.
I think it's Coca-Cola.
Coca-Cola, Pepsi.
Now, here's the question.
Here's the question.
Are they worried that you guys are going to get big enough where they have to buy you?
Are you going to achieve escape velocity?
They can't buy us.
Hold on.
You don't want to be bought out?
We cannot be bought by that particular company.
Pepsi or Coca-Cola.
I don't know if I'm allowed to say so.
I'm just going to just.
So one of the companies cannot buy you.
It would be considered a monopoly.
Both not buy you or only one of the two.
Oh, as far as I know, the one is not able to buy us.
Ah, okay.
So there's still.
We got it.
We got, bro, we're taking market share.
Like, not me trying to flex.
Like, we're eating fucking market share and taking dollars out of these massive corporate conglomerates pockets.
So, for everybody who's watching, what usually happens in a situation like this is a giant billion-dollar corporation sees some competition coming up.
This happens in tech, it happens in retail, it happens in everything, and they go, Hey, this is about to reach escape velocity.
Well, there'll be a competitor.
We have to buy them before that happens, right?
Is that a pretty fair way to describe the scenario or shut them down before it happens?
You know, try to create enough money.
It's cheaper to shut them down than it is to have to buy them later.
The fact that they're coming at you for a beverage being like unhealthy or whatever it is.
Like, I know that Coca-Cola doesn't want people looking into Coca-Cola.
Don't get me started on apple.
That's what started on the sugar content.
But that's what made me start looking at it and go, wait a minute, is this the let's destroy the brand campaign before we have to buy it?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Wait, the only thing I'm confused is: why do you think they want to shut you down?
I think they just want to drive down the price so then they can buy you at a cheaper.
Well, if it gets sua solo, they don't have to buy it at all because people will just buy their stuff.
They want to not buy it because buying it is going to cost billions.
What's cheaper?
Acquisition or the campaign to buy?
But right now, they're at a place where I don't think they can be destroyed.
Like, no, Prime?
Yeah, I feel it's everywhere.
It's popular.
It's like, how can you destroy that?
Inshallah, things go upwards.
Okay, what's going on?
Here we go.
You know, God willing.
Inshallah.
God willing.
I have any Saudi Arabia money.
But it might be tough.
We just, we're doing a couple things right.
And one of which is we're speaking directly to an audience that appreciates our product, likes the product.
It's a good, better for you products than our competitors, like all of them.
Yeah.
And Casey Neistat gave you the shout out.
Casey don't have to.
No, he's not a pod.
And he was like, listen, I'll be on the bottom.
He's great.
Dog, the energy, the energy.
I mean, I love the hydration, but the energy, I drink it before every workout.
I don't have any crash and I'm in the best fucking shape of my life.
It's like my pre-workout, essentially.
Okay, so here's the thing that I'm trying to understand.
Where do you get the money to sponsor the soccer teams and the athletes?
At guap.
Like that net profit, bro.
Is it profit or is it investors going out?
It's net profit.
We have no investors.
Zero investors.
Prime has six owners.
Two of them are managers.
Me and JJ's managers.
The four main ones are under the age of 30.
Whoa.
Team of Wizards.
Sorry, not me.
The team that we are partnered with, the fucking wizards.
They're really good.
I thought you had some Saudi money and they were paying all the soccer teams.
You guys are paying the soccer teams and the athlete.
Can we announce the Holland thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's why I asked if it'll come out.
We're announcing it tomorrow.
Yeah.
Okay.
Erling Holland.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Is the latest sponsored athlete.
Which is unbelievable.
We've been working on that for eight months.
For America.
I can't fucking believe it.
I don't think that we understand what it is.
He's the guy, right?
It's like, I was told there's a chance that like him and Mbappe could be like the Ronaldo and Messi of this generation.
Oh, wow.
Which is like, and I caught, it'd be like catching LeBron James in 2006.
We got him on a podcast.
We got all our assets.
We made it.
Yeah, it's insane.
It's insane.
I don't even, it's hard to comprehend.
It's the brand.
He's so fun.
Yeah, he's awesome.
Dude, he's a great.
Why was it eight months to make that happen?
We had a hard time catching him in his location because he trains all year round and just deal points.
The kids is hot, dude.
He's got deals on the table.
I partnered with Prime.
Did you have to beat out the competition?
Was there another offer?
We have to beat out a lot of competition, bro.
Like, even to get the UFC bid, Arsenal, some of the new teams we're signing.
Yeah, can you, we'll bleep it out?
How much does it cost to sponsor a soccer team?
It changes on each one.
You have to bleep it out if I say it.
Bleep it out.
Arsenal is wow.
The ROI is great on that.
Of course.
Here's what we do, bro.
Maximize profits and cut costs.
What is the cost cut?
Oh, you don't have to pay for ads.
You guys are the ads.
It's the fucking Tesla model.
Elon never put an advertisement on TV once.
He is the marketing.
So your whole marketing budget is you guys, and nobody can influence better than you guys can.
So you save the hundreds of millions.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that's fucking genius.
Whoever owns Gatorade, we don't know who they are.
So they can't be out there.
They're not wrestling.
They're not on podcasts.
They're not boxing.
They're not creating news.
Like as annoying as this whole thing with Dylan is, there's still Prime attached to every aspect of it.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
How do you apply that to TV film?
What's the other team?
What's the wizards?
Like Dodgers?
Oh, our partners.
Yeah, I don't want to say too much about them.
They prefer to be anonymous.
Gotcha.
But it's a business.
It's a business technique.
And I think I'd push for everyone who wants to get into it to do is like, make sure you have good partners.
You know, I've gotten screwed over a lot, like a lot, a lot.
And I got really, really lucky with a good team on this one.
Even JJ, KSI, is a fucking superstar, dude.
Like, he works so hard.
He's down for the cause.
Like, it's all good, bro.
It's too much Prime talk, bro.
Okay.
It's too much prime talk.
No, but for me, it's not about the beverage.
Like, I don't care how much fucking calories and shit is in it, but I do, I'm interested in the math and I'm interested in the finance of it.
Because I thought that you had investors.
And I thought the whole plan was we are going to oil money sports drinks in the same way that they've oil moneyed soccer players.
But the fact that it's coming just from you guys is very interesting.
If I tell you how much we've made internally this year, year to date?
Yes.
Will you bleep it?
Yes.
Bleep it?
Yeah.
That is gross profit.
Yeah.
So you have to pay your expenses.
You have to pay your.
Sorry, no.
Not profit.
Gross sales.
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That's right.
Gross sales is double that.
Bro.
So that's your profit?
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
So.
Oh, now I kind of understand why you always got the bottle.
Now you understand the pressure.
No, I remember thinking, and I remember almost texting you like, bro, is it annoying to always carry the fucking bottle?
But that number makes it.
That's crazy.
And this is the pressure.
It's just annoying.
You go.
You throw the bottle to your forehead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was thinking about it.
Two under my eye.
But you go to Jake's fight and you're like, I need to have my bottle.
And that's partially where the conversation comes from.
No, he checked me a little bit there.
I thought he was right about that one.
Yeah, I think he definitely has merit.
I think why I was upset there is because I couldn't see our team making an effort that big to like threatening, be like, you're going to fucking kick you, your brother out.
But at the same token, like I could have fucking put down the bottle.
Could have put down the bottom.
Easily.
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Now let's get back to the show.
One last question on the fight.
Did you actually send Dylan a cease and assist?
No.
No.
No, fuck no.
I even said that in the face-to-face.
I was like, yeah, we said you were cease and assist.
He's like, yeah, you fucking.
I said, and what'd it say?
He goes, I don't know.
I said, you know, you just got to, do you even know what a cease and desist is?
He says, no, I don't fucking.
I was like, you're just saying things?
You just making things up?
No one said it was.
Cease and desist for what?
He lied about that.
He lied about wanting to go eight, 10, 12 rounds.
He won't do it.
He lied about the bet.
He lied about me denying Olympic level drug testing.
He just made me.
Oh, really?
Did he want to do a, did you not care about the drug test?
I don't give a fuck.
Wait, really?
I don't give a fuck.
Nah, no, no.
You got to care.
Bro, you have to be on something.
You're looking crazy.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm being serious.
You have to be on something.
Can you just Rogan has admitted to it?
Like, have you ever taken testosterone in your life?
Peptides, a little peptide thing?
Guys.
Trying to be nice.
Free times.
This is camping shit.
I felt it.
I hate it.
I felt it.
This is chicken and rice, bro.
This is a Puerto Rican diet.
I've never seen a Puerto Rican with absent.
Prime.
Prime.
Honestly, it's because I drink prime.
Liver King.
Let's go.
I know, but yeah, it's really Liver King shit, right?
Like, come on, stop.
Hold on.
There's no way to do it.
Stop it.
The conversation never happened.
I said, Dylan, I said, how about this?
You want to do your fucking USATA testing?
I'll do an Usada test.
You take an SCD test.
The results are public.
He laughed at me.
And he wouldn't do it.
Of course he won't fucking do it.
He's gonorrhea walking.
No.
He's gonorrhea walking, bro.
No.
Let's do whatever, bro.
I've had this physique.
No, this is different, bro.
Stop it, bro.
I just felt it.
I like you, but you're catfishing.
Feel my arms.
I felt the arms.
No, I felt the arms.
No, look what happened.
Very vascular.
Look what happens.
Which is a side effect, though.
The picture you saw was after a hard workout, sweating, lighting a certain way.
I'm in good shape.
This isn't like some unaccomplishable thing if you work out.
You got pink nipples, bro.
You got a nice pink.
I've been made fun of.
I know.
You got a nice pink nipple.
I got a little bit of a broken.
You got to make a prime flavor that pink.
Yeah.
You got to make the nipple trendy.
Strawberry Loganade, bro.
Bro.
That's fire.
Strawberry Loganade?
That's fire.
No, that's it.
You got that for your dad or your mom?
That's crazy.
He sucks.
Is that your mom or your pop?
That shit is fire.
Who got the pink pink, bro?
The Peppa pigs.
Come on, bro.
You got the Peppas, bro.
You got some nice pink titties, bro.
You got pink titties, bro.
I posted this picture on Facebook when I was like 14.
I made a necklace and I posted like a selfie.
I was like, everyone, look at the necklace I made.
And what?
All the comments were about my pink nipples.
You have like a very Barbie pink nipple.
Yeah, yeah.
Barbie thing.
Yo, you're not kidding.
You Barbie, bro.
This whole time, we thought you were Ken, but you got pink.
Did you like Barbie?
I didn't go watch it, but why you got nipples made out of labia?
And they are as thick as his lips, too.
You got multiple.
That's got to be the drugs, bro.
I think what happens is when you get on estrogen, you might be on some estrogen.
Are you on E?
You've been taking the E. Stop, bro.
I can't look.
I start selling your shit like him.
So you gotta look.
I can't look, bro.
Bro, I feel that.
As a young man growing up, like when I posted that picture on Facebook and every comment was about my nipples, I really started to think like something was wrong with me.
Or right.
You could have something right with you, bro.
It's a blessing in disguise.
Do you know how much people pay to have pink nipples?
You can pay for that?
Hell yeah, bro.
Bro, 100%.
Sock me up.
Bro, Samoan chicks pay so much.
You know, you would take nipples.
Bro, fuck, you look like Neapolitan ice cream.
That'd be great.
Al, you don't want to be a bitch.
He's all day.
How dark do you guys?
Son.
You got the Mershees?
Oh!
Where I'm at with it?
Oh!
I saw your nipples selling fake Chanel bags and Christmas crazy.
No, I'm not going off.
That's a dark titty, bro.
Damn.
I don't know my nipple colour.
I've never looked at my nipples.
I think I got some nice pink on it.
It's like dirty.
Yeah, nah, that's that's regular.
Yo, fuck y'all.
Yo, fuck you.
Let me see your titties, Mark.
Yeah.
Oh.
Nah, you regular degular, bro.
Regular white, right?
That's a regular degular right there, bro.
I didn't realize I was that.
Yeah, no, you have a fluorescent pink titty.
Yeah.
The room got brighter.
You saw that?
It was awesome.
It's lighted up.
I see them go, oh.
Yeah, you put your sunglasses on, bro.
Are these Casey's?
Nah, but we made him to look like Casey.
Would be legendary.
Did you see Oppenheimer?
I did see Oppenheimer.
And listen, you walked out too, right?
I didn't walk out.
I watched the whole thing, but it was mid.
If I'm it's like Interstellar comes back later, and you're like, that's a phenomenal.
No, Interstellar was great from the beginning to the end.
First time watching Interstellar was first 20 is slow.
Here's the thing.
I love being confused in a film.
If you can make confuse me, really?
I didn't.
I'm like, I did.
I didn't care.
Perfect.
Yeah.
I didn't.
First of all, I love being confused.
He's confused.
Does anyone care what I have to say about movies?
Like, this made way too many headlines that I walked out of Oppenheimer.
Who gives a fuck what I think about these fucking movies?
They care, bro.
No, you're stupid, bro.
Why am I like the...
But don't you have to say that because what happened to me?
Oh, no.
Bro, come on.
Don't you have to be like this?
I knew you were going.
This movie stinks.
I found, I did.
I did find out.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry.
I did think it was a little culturally insensitive.
Guys, drink prime.
Yeah.
Drink prime, bro.
Should they do an apology video?
I think Oppenheimer just do an apology video.
No, it's Nolan.
Yeah, and Nolan, too.
No, no, Christopher.
Nolan.
Seriously.
He's got to apologize.
I'm sorry.
He's got to do it.
I'm sorry.
100%.
Okay, so hold on.
You didn't like Inception, bro?
What do you mean?
I loved Inception.
So what are you talking about?
The first 20 minutes was mid.
Interstellar.
Internstellar, dog.
Oh, Interstellar was even better than Inception.
What?
Oh, my God.
Later.
Yeah, Interstellar was, in my opinion, one of the top 10 Christopher Knowles Millennium movies off the test.
It's top three for me.
That's top three.
Interstellar was an absolutely fantastic movie.
Top three.
Interstellar, The Prestige.
Ooh, Prestige.
That's a film.
Phenomenal.
That's a fucking film.
That's so far.
Greatest Showman.
Bro.
Let me have it.
Greatest Showman.
Greatest Showman's Far.
Let me have it.
It inspires me.
You saw when they sang in the rehearsal.
That's just the top bro.
Did you cry?
Oh, yeah.
That was incredible.
That's Chicago.
Stop.
Bro, you don't understand art and culture.
Come on.
Yeah, you're right.
This is a beautiful human moment.
How do you commit to hair like that?
This motherfucker.
This piece of shit.
No, it's just bold.
How did you discover that?
It's bald.
Oh, it's bald.
Oh, I can tell.
I'm trying to tell you shit for your hair.
Okay.
You thinning and you just doing the fucking truck shit.
Yeah.
You're like, come on, Tom.
Why are you not on the chip?
I'm not going to have a hair juice.
I'm on a hair juice.
I'm going to the hair juice.
I'll be going to fucking Turkey, bro.
What's hair juice?
What are you talking about?
The vitamin P. Propetia finasteride.
You don't know what that is.
You're telling me you got hot pink titties and you don't know it.
He's not going to do it anything.
Come on, boy.
You got to stop.
Nah, I just go.
I'll go to Turkey.
I'll go to Turkey.
Bro, Turkey's fantastic.
I went on vacation in Turkey.
It was amazing.
Dove is going to go to Turkey, get his hair done.
Turkey is the shit.
Turkey is the shit.
Yeah.
Why is this shit?
I love turkeys.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Because I'm not bald yet, to be honest.
My entire last WWE promo run was me making fun of the guy I was wrestling because he was bald.
And I just can't wait for those clips to haunt me when I'm 40 and bald.
But you'll never be bald because you'll get the hair.
You'll get the hair.
Go to Turkey, bro.
Go to Turkey.
Yeah.
Go to Turkey.
Mark.
Mark it.
Go to Turkey.
A joke's a joke, bro.
It's got to understand comedy.
Absolutely.
Go to Turkey.
Okay, we're going to Turkey.
Bro, you're crazy for even saying I'm going to Turkey, bro.
This guy is a fucking Turkey.
Dylan's fucking at his computer clipping all these stuff.
Shit.
Okay.
Can we just say for a moment?
Oppenheimer, if we serious.
Hey, we're back.
We're back.
If we're judging it based on Nolan films, what was the surprise?
Like, my whole thing with Oppenheimer was this: like, the whole movie was, I can't believe they treated him like he was a communist.
Well, his side bitch was a communist.
His best friend was a communist.
His wife was a communist.
Everybody's a communist.
And the plans for the nuke got leaked to the communists.
Wagner.
Wagner.
Wait, are you talking about the Wagner group right now?
What happened in Russia?
Yeah.
He's rid of geopolitics.
You did hear what happened, right?
I see what happened.
What did you think was going to happen?
You can't try to throw a rebellion and then almost get it done and be like, well, I just did this to see how susceptible you were.
And then try to stay in the country.
And then jump on a jet blue flight.
But we were talking about this earlier.
Like, how dumb do you got to be to get on that flight?
Yes.
No, you can't.
You can't.
10 other people on the flight and they're like, oh, I got a free trip to Moscow.
Oh, you got to get out of there.
You got to get out.
You can't got to come to the States and open up a restaurant or something.
If you were start NASA, that was the Germans.
No, if you're the pilot and you see the flight manifesto, do you just look at it and be like, do you call it, isn't it called that?
Manifest.
Oh, manifest.
Manifest as the German thing.
What are you thinking of, bro?
I don't know.
This haircut got me going crazy.
His haircut really got me going crazy.
The flight manifest.
The mind comfort plus is crazy.
Okay.
Yo, Todd is losing it, bro.
But no, I heard you could go from Germany to Argentina Moncomfort Plus, and it's so terrible.
You really can't.
You can't go there.
It's been documented.
But if you look at the flight manifest and you see this guy on it and you're the pilot, do you just call your wife and family and do you just say goodbye?
You know it's over, right?
The plane was like just falling out of the air.
Like, do you think it got like blown up in the sky or like hit by a rocket?
Bro, I'm not one of these guys to be like, the New York Times is wrong about everything.
But the New York Times literally today posted, a bomb from within the plane exploded and that's how it went down.
It was shot out of the sky.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
It was shot out of the sky.
Why can't it be a bomb?
Why can't it be a bomb is just as on a private plane?
Someone puts a bomb in a, they send a wine box or something?
Wine box.
Let me just.
Russia gets people everywhere.
Yesterday I get the message from my war, my war consolieri.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that me?
I don't want to shout him out because I don't want to give him any shit because my man really just does war journalism.
Like he's just in Ukraine.
Like he's about that life.
Say what?
No, different, different, different, different.
It's not Randy.
And he goes, he goes, so it looks like Pergozin's private plane just got shot down by Russian air defense with him on board.
And for some reason, I thought, whatever, he says something else.
And then he was, I go, I thought he was in Mali because Mali, they said they just reported that he was like fighting some kind of war in Mali in Africa.
And he goes, he was, but was in his private jet between Russia and St. Petersburg.
Well, St. Petersburg's in Russia this morning, apparently.
Wow, man.
Russian state TV confirming.
I wonder if absolutely nothing.
Well, he said it was shot down.
And then, and then why would he lie about that?
Like, he knows the shit.
He's like on the inside of all this stuff.
Like he was in fucking, what is it, Libya when my man got taken out?
What was his name?
Gaddafi.
Gaddafi.
So I'm wondering, I'm going, I wonder if Putin lets Pergozin go because he goes, if I just kill him right now, it's not enough of an example.
I want him to think he's free and then have the plane get shot down so you know you can never get away with anything if you cross me.
I think that's the move.
I need to set the example.
If you ever cross me, it's not like, oh, I forgive you.
You can go on.
The way you're talking makes it sound like a genius plan.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, but it's not.
Wait, wait, why not?
Obviously, he was going to do that.
Yeah, like he would have sent the same message if he just killed him right after.
Then why didn't you just kill him right after?
Homeboy was so good.
It is right after.
That was like five months ago.
Kill him in Moscow.
They had the whole conversation.
He said, go to Belarus.
He said, go to Belarus and you're good.
Maybe he's more useful alive for a little bit and then you got to take him out.
Who knows?
We're going to see where he goes.
You could be a politician, Andrew.
You totally could.
I have no interest in doing it.
Why?
You're just a pawn for these billion-dollar corporations.
But what if you're a billionaire like Trump and you're not a pawn?
That's the craziest thing about Trump is that he's wealthy and still wants to do it.
That's ridiculous.
That's fucking insane.
It's ridiculous or this is going to sound crazy.
It's going to get clipped.
I don't give a fuck.
It's crazy or he's somebody who's going, ugh, this is going to shit.
He's either, oh, I need power.
I have all the money in the world.
Money Power and Neighborhood Goals00:07:18
Money's boring.
I want power.
So he's just going to get the power or I have all the money in the world.
I have all the power in the world because I tell these politicians what to do anyway.
And I genuinely think the wrong people are in charge and I'll do something about it.
Because there's no reason you would have all the money in the world.
Yeah, that's so noble.
That's so noble.
Why the fuck would you do that?
Most likely the first one.
It's most likely the first one.
I'm born.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I mean, let's be honest.
Who would subject themselves to that type of shit?
Being in that position has got to be the most horrible thing on the planet.
That's horrible.
So here's the question.
You got all the fame that you've ever wanted, right?
Me?
Yeah.
There's no more fame you could get.
You fucked Floyd.
That's it.
You breached it.
He can go.
You could go up in, you could fluctuate.
You can't just sustain.
Everybody can't just sustain.
Tom Cruise, the most famous person in the world, but Maverick comes out and then nobody talks about him six months later.
So it just goes up and down.
You felt the top, right?
I'm not trying to fluff.
I'm just saying that you felt it, right?
Is it after you go, okay, I've felt the top, are you motivated by money now?
Because you're like, all right, I already got all the fame and I'm kind of, it doesn't make me feel any different.
Let me see if all the money in the world makes me different.
No.
No, at one point I was motivated by goals.
Goals really.
But have those goals shifted to financial ones?
No, I just want to be happy and do what I love.
Which is?
I guess the answer would always just come back to entertain and create and create.
Create is very important because the bar for entertaining is getting very low.
Which is why I'm good at what I do.
See, this is the thing that like, and that's why sometimes I'll reference the 99 originals thing.
Like I was like, oh, he's making art.
This is art.
When I fall back fully from social media, which will happen, and I no longer subject my life to the commentary of strangers, because that's a weird phenomenon that like any person in the limelight understands.
Like that's just so like everyone just can say whatever they want about your life.
It's wild, but it's what we sign up for.
So okay.
I'm here now.
I'm going to do it.
But when I fall back finally, I'm going to do art.
I'm going to do art.
I don't think as Logan Paul.
I'm just going to fucking make art and the 99 originals was art.
Thanks, bro.
I love that project and I'll be shifty put me onto that.
I'll be back.
I'll be doing more, bro.
Like, I really love that shit.
It was these tiny little stories that were great.
They were delicious.
They were nutritious.
And by nutritious, I mean, like, you could really clearly see that there is like a story in there, but also art.
And I'm not against doing things for mainstream consumption because I think that's great.
But I think that right now what you're seeing, especially with like streaming culture, is it is so unbelievably entertaining.
But the only way to entertain every second of the day is to create a car crash.
And now there's no art whatsoever.
And that's the problem.
And I consume it.
I looked at it.
I was watching this guy, Fusi, right?
Who I remember like back in your generation of YouTubers, he was there.
And he comes back now and he's like all over my Instagram or TikTok algorithm.
And I'm watching it.
I'm going, this is the most entertaining thing I've ever seen.
When he's around other people that stream, none of them talk because they know that there's one person that is going to get all the gravity.
But at the same time, it's car crash every single time.
There's not enough art.
And that is what you have to do when you have to entertain 12 hours in a row.
You cannot create art because art requires reflection, it requires thought, it requires passion and love.
A car crash doesn't.
So it's how do I create a car crash every single moment?
And my concern is that there are people who started their careers with real art and they were beautiful creators that now are part of the streaming economy and have gone to an addiction of attention and completely disregarded their artistic side, which they fucking had.
And they were like beautiful creators, beautiful creators.
And now they're just like, okay, this is the latest guy who's hot.
I'll be involved in the car crash with him.
This is the latest guy who's hot.
I'll be involved with the car crash with him.
I guess the reason why I want to talk to you about that specifically is that I don't think that you've devolved to the car crash.
And I hope you don't because I've seen what you did with the 99 originals.
And maybe it wasn't your most popular thing, but it was your most beautiful thing.
Thanks.
So don't do the car crash.
And what do you, and what do you feel about it?
I feel my life is a car crash.
Like I am the car crash.
But boxing is art.
No, it's a.
Boxing requires skill, requires time, requires patience.
It's not just boxing, you know, like I think, I think you're right.
First off, we were talking about this on the way over here.
Like we are in a dark time.
What is happening?
It's a sign of the times.
What does that mean?
I think in the age of media, everything is so oversaturated now.
Humans are wired to be attracted to and pay attention to negativity for some reason more than positivity.
We like seeing.
Biological response.
We like seeing things get fucked up.
We like seeing things collapse.
It's weird to be like you ever be with someone in the morning who's like, dude, how fucking are you?
Broken morning.
Like, shut the fuck up.
That positivity and being too much.
Being about it, transpiring it is rare.
Like humans, humans are, I think, wired that way, maybe.
I don't know.
There's a fuck, there's a philosopher.
They say that we're drawn to the negativity because it was a biological response to keep us safe, right?
It's like if you think that there's a snake over there and you hear some ruffling, I have to pay attention to that because that could save my life.
Wow.
So now it's like if anything is potentially dangerous, we have this hardwired response to pay attention to it because it could potentially save our life.
Now we're watching things through screens, but it's playing off of biological impulses from millions of people.
Totally, totally.
They used to make money.
Also, murder in the neighborhood, find out more in two hours.
It's like, what?
I got to wait two hours for this.
Ever watch mainstream news, like the news that your parents still watch?
It's all just fucking killings, murders, shooting, robbery.
I wonder why old people are grumpy.
They're all grumpy because they're hard to see.
That's all I watch is how horrible the neighborhood is.
Yeah.
The neighborhood's going to shit.
Well, yeah, every time you turn on the TV, it looks like the neighborhood is going to shit.
Also, San Antonio is not the neighborhood.
You know what I mean?
What happens over there is not the neighborhood.
And also, I think we're drawn to the thing that we have least.
So most people have a general positive day.
I see.
So if everybody's just posting about their day, it's like just all positive, boring shit.
Yeah.
You have, once somebody actually is like, hey, I'm creating chaos and I'm posting that.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
Is there so much news in Canada?
No.
They're like, the penguins in the zoo had a child.
And you're just like, what the fuck?
No, that shit sucks.
Yeah, that sucks.
Our news is lit.
I guess why they're so nice.
I get it.
Bro, there's a murderer on the loose.
We got to get him.
Yeah.
They got to find him.
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Of course, you're going to watch that.
And I think that's why other countries are obsessed with our news, our politics.
They know what the fuck is going on here because it's lit.
But I was looking at the, bro, I'm watching the Fussy guy and I'm like, holy shit, this is arguably one of the most entertaining individuals I've ever seen.
While at the same time, I was like, imagine this guy funneled this level of entertainment into an art.
Like, what would that become?
And it'd be less profitable, but I think that you would have salvation in it because at the end of the day, you'd go, oh, wow, I'm really proud of what I put out despite people enjoying it.
And then when people enjoy it, it's the icing on the cake.
Like, I imagine, you tell me if I'm wrong, when somebody talked to you about the 99 originals and was like, yo, that shit was, does that feel better than a vlog that you put out?
100%.
Because you're proud as fuck.
That's my heart, soul creation from my being.
Like that, that project, my most proud project of my life.
Like, Kevin.
Find your art, man.
Kevin, my videographer, slash little bro slash roommate, shot the whole project those whole 99 days.
He's like, dude, I watched the trailer the other day and I started crying.
Like that whole journey was so transformative.
And like, we're in a time.
Find your art and lean into it.
Yeah.
Get addicted to that.
Once you have the money to be addicted to your art, lean into that.
If you have money and you're still addicted to the attention, your life is going to be miserable 100% guaranteed.
Wait, but it's a leap.
It's a leap, and that's scary for a lot of people.
Maybe.
Like, like that car crash, bro.
You know how easy it is to get in your car and run into a fucking wall versus sitting down, brainstorming, trying to come up with all these ideas, actually executing them to perfection, taking the time to do it.
Like it just, it's not as, it's not as.
But then the boxing.
Because you asked us earlier, like, why get back into the boxing?
Because that's just an art, but what they're doing, no offense.
It's not like, hey, we are elite boxers.
No, when your Instagram bitches are fighting, that's a car crash.
No bullshit.
What I've seen Jake go from from.
He's why I say Jake.
No, I'm being dead ass.
Like what I saw him go from from his first fight to what he's doing now.
It's phenomenal.
It's phenomenal.
So I'm like, wow, this guy's taking the art seriously.
And it's like, it's a beautiful thing to fucking see somebody put that type of dedication into their craft.
So I don't look at it as car crash.
Even what I've seen with even what I've seen with some of the fucking give me some buzzwords or something.
No, not even buzzwords.
There's UFC fighter.
UFC fighter.
No, not Sean, but shout out to fucking Sean.
Unbelievable, bro.
Unfucking believable.
I can't believe I'm blanking on it.
Oh, come on, bro.
Come on, who?
Who?
Just like, what do you do?
Style back there.
Is he?
Style back or is he?
No, it's going to come to me.
But my point is, my point is seeing somebody dedicate themselves to a craft and an art is a beautiful thing.
And especially when you see the execution of that craft.
I love that.
I agree.
We are drawn to a fight because we're human beings.
And if there's a fight anywhere, we're going to watch it.
But at least if there's craft there.
Yes.
But every single fighter we speak to, they look at it like, hey, I'm in it for this period of time and I'm looking at my point where I get out of it.
But because there's a cost to fighting.
Yeah.
So the cost is the highest.
So why take that cost?
Like, why?
Oh, good question.
Yeah.
Why you put yourself up to that cost?
I think it's because I am doing what I love.
I love to entertain.
I love the idea of being a modern day gladiator.
That's so fucking cool to me, dude.
Because I'm capable of it too, right?
I got this frame.
I got a good base of athletics to do this thing at least a little bit, at least a little bit, enter the showmanship, enter the entertainment, the buildup, the feeling of winning and accomplishing a goal.
It's all there, which is why I'll sit here and say, I don't want to be a full-time professional boxer.
I don't have these dreams of becoming the best boxer in the world because of the cost.
I'm not here forever.
If I have an opportunity to put on a couple of big fights and entertain people, challenge myself, which is half of the, you know, like I'm not afraid of looking failure in the face.
I'm just not.
I've done it 100 times.
And like when I'm at those lows or highs is when I learn the most about myself and then can take that and become the best person I can.
Is there somebody that you have in mind?
Let's assume that you beat Dylan and let's assume you have three, four, five more big fights.
Yeah.
Is there like an end goal?
Or is there a dream fight?
Nah, no, I would like to fight Connor.
I think it'd be really cool.
I think it'd be really cool.
Do you think that you're too big for him?
I could cut to 185 and he's like 180, 170.
What are you now?
You probably are too 200 flat.
Okay, so you could cut just if you're cutting water and everything.
No, I could get there.
I could get there.
No, yeah.
But size-wise, Connor was most effective at 145.
Yeah, but we'll always come back to like, he's a professional fighter.
I'm a YouTuber, you know, and so that's supposed to be the give and take of it.
Like he, like, why, why would I, a YouTuber who's owned one, have any business beating the great Conor McGregor?
Like, on paper, you did a great Conor McGregor.
That second one's good.
Stop.
I gotta get, I gotta get, I gotta get an Irish accent down.
Fuck.
This is hard.
Some of those dialects are hard.
Yeah.
Pivot real quick.
So we had Gideon here and I asked him.
Yeah, why y'all beef?
I don't like that.
I asked him personally what that shit was.
He gave us.
When?
He was on the pot.
Within the last day?
No, no, no, no.
They beefed afterwards.
They beefed at Manchester.
Jideon was at Manchester.
Yeah, but they beefed prior to that and then they beefed again after.
Oh, you guys are beefing.
There was no beef, dog.
I mean, what happened at the fight?
There was no beef.
Jideon went ape shit on my brother.
I texted him because I was friends with him.
I said, I think you went a little too far.
If you ever want to handle something with Jake, just call me, dude.
There's no reason to go at his exes.
He went from zero to 100 on my brother.
No, but break down the whole shit.
Because you were sitting on the couch.
You were home.
I don't know.
But you did call him a bitch or some shit like that.
Wait, wait, when?
You called him a bitch.
You were sitting next to Jake and some other people.
Oh, no.
It was about that.
Talk about when I asked him.
You guys were sitting next to each other at the fight.
Yeah.
I did not call him a bitch.
He called him something.
No, he didn't call him a man.
He broke it down on the fight.
And he was like, hey, you came at him and that's why he responded.
And Jake said that.
Hold on.
Can I pee?
I want to pee, but I'm not.
It was Logan.
Hold on, hold on.
I didn't know.
You guys keep going if you need to.
So why does he feel that, why are you calling him two-faced?
Explain the whole thing.
It's, first off, I hate giving this narrative any fucking fuel because I don't give a fuck.
I just don't.
We were at a UFC event.
He was sitting next to us and there was a camera, a live streaming camera in our face.
I didn't feel like being live streamed.
God strike me down.
So I politely asked him very politely, and this is all on video.
I never called him a bitch.
He's my friend.
We work together with Prime.
I was like, hey, bro, do you mind switching seats with me just so you can face the other way?
Because I just don't feel like being live streamed all night.
Please don't be mad at me, Jideon.
This is like coming from a nice place.
I'm not good at like messaging.
Whatever I said, it was like polite.
Yeah.
I think it rubbed him a little bit of the wrong way.
Cause like, and I get, I get content creation, especially being like a young creator.
He's, he's in the heat of it, dude.
And he's doing great.
His numbers are great.
He's got a, he's got a loyal audience, W's in the chat for Jideon.
And so I think it may have, I think it may have rubbed him the wrong way.
Hey, dude.
Like, like, you know, I'm out of it.
I'm out of it.
I'm not daily vlogging.
I'm not doing the live streams.
Like, I value the time and privacy I have with my girl at these events that we come to a lot.
I think it rubbed him the wrong way a little bit.
Then he snapped on my brother.
And like, people can say that I'm a bad brother and all this shit, but like, you know, I only have so much tolerance for people who are talking shit about Jake, like including Bradley Martin recently, who came out and said to me.
Wait, what happened with the brother?
So I texted Jideon.
I was like, hey, bro, I think you went a little too far with Jake.
Hopped on the phone.
I was like, if you ever want to clear anything up, and he like apologized, whatever.
And because he was talking about his ex and all the deepest cuts you could go for with Jake, he did in one live stream.
But this was a mutual ex, right?
No, it was Jake's.
It was Jake's.
It was like the controversy back then.
Anyways, anyways, I think both of those things, which I can say confidently, I was within reason.
I don't think either of those are like out of the ordinary, kind of rubbed him the wrong way.
So when this Dylan shit started coming out, and by the way, that was the extent of my conversation with Jideon.
Then when this Dylan shit started coming out, Jideon's stoking the fire with Dylan.
Fucking get back on Twitter.
You're the funniest guy ever.
And I'm so in my head.
I'm like, you worked with us with Prime.
You've been on my podcast.
We're friends.
We have open dialogue.
I even gave you advice with some stiff stuff in your career.
Because of these two things that I think were very reasonable, why are you completely flipping to someone who is an evil human?
Especially as a person who is as supposedly good virtued as Jideon is.
He's a good guy.
Why choose Dylan fucking Dennis?
An actual evil human?
Okay.
Why?
So that's why.
Did you ask him for that?
I didn't ask him.
I was in Manchester and he's like, he's like, and I knew this was going to happen.
He was backstage.
You turked him.
He's like, hey, Logan, can we switch sheets real quick, real quick?
He was like trolling me in person.
And I was, you know, I was on testosterone.
Like, I was at this press conference.
I just threw a cake of Dylan Dennis' head at Dylan Dennis.
And I was just like, yo, you're Too Face.
And he's like, yo, dude, what about you and KSI?
We'll be real with KSI.
And I just, I didn't understand what he was saying.
And he says he doesn't need to be real with me because I'm not real, but I've only kept it real with Jideon.
I don't know the young man.
I think you guys need to connect him.
Yeah, I do need to connect him.
He's a good guy.
He's a good guy.
You're broke a good guy, too.
So what happened?
Tell me what happened, bro.
I'm just saying.
I asked him and I'm asking you.
But it sounds like it told you a different story.
I never called him a bitch until three days ago.
Ever.
He felt justified to respond in the way that he did.
That's insane to me.
Because even after I did that, he goes for the deepest cuts he can.
What's the deepest cut?
Just like, just saying, just saying deep, deep, like, bro, I've done a lot.
I'm roastable, you know?
There's some things that you can say and some things that you know, like, all right, I'm going for his fucking jugular.
And he did that.
Like, what are you doing going zero to 100, you know?
And, like, it's, he's, he's, he's a young creator.
I think he's, I think, I'm not even, I don't give a fuck, bro.
I'm not an, I'm not even gonna comment.
I have no business on trying to assume what's going on in his life.
God bless him.
God bless him.
We need to have a dinner.
We need to have no cameras, no nothing dinner together.
Did you enjoy the press conference?
Did you feel like it was a bad thing?
I did.
I really liked it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you feel it's productive and like pushed the fight in the right way?
Yeah, I do.
I do.
I do.
Hold on one second.
Why?
Why, why?
Why?
I feel like you crossed the line.
With the cake?
No.
The things you said about his mom.
That cake.
So I'm just saying.
He said some wild shit about your shorty, but you said some wild shit about his mom.
What is this bathtub thing?
I'm just saying you're wild.
You don't think that?
You're wild.
You don't think that's crossing the line?
Brother, why do you think I said anything about his mother?
Okay, but if you feel he crossed the line and now you're just meeting him at the line, you want me to be wrong.
Don't make it right.
You want me to be a good guy?
No, I'm just saying.
What is the mom shit?
I called her a parachute.
I'm just saying.
What does that even mean?
If you cross the line, not everybody.
No, what's a parachute?
Someone tell me.
It doesn't matter what it means, Provante.
It is Bravante, but can you speak?
I call her parakeet.
A parakeet?
Yeah, some word like that.
I blacked out.
I backed out.
But what I was saying was like, bro, I have to be honest, that's wild for you to say that.
What?
That's wild for you.
Do you understand you're in New York?
You say mother anything, that's a fight.
What about my fucking fiancé?
Real talk, mom's kind of.
That's like my daughter until it's everybody.
Until his wife?
Until it's wife?
Yeah.
Mom is him.
And then once it's wife, that's crazy.
Yeah.
But what if she really is a parachute?
What's a parachute?
Can someone tell me what a parachute is?
I'll tell you later, bro.
A parachute is...
That's skydiving.
Right?
I did skydive.
Did you pay $190 for a jump?
Wow.
I feel like you guys are alluding to something else.
I'm saying.
Hold on one second.
What do you want from me?
You want me to be an angel?
No, but stop.
Stop with the cat.
Like, parachute, like, motherfuckers, that is like...
Ow, what's a parachute?
It's what Logan is wearing on his legs right now, bro.
Come on.
Nah, stop it.
You insinuated his mom was a prostitute.
Insinuated?
You said it.
What's this parachute thing?
Come on, bro.
I didn't want to do that.
Nikki, I'm sorry.
I'm fucking sorry.
I swear to God, I didn't want to do that.
And you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
I did do it.
And I did it because I was pushed to a line because my opponent crossed a line.
And I shouldn't have stooped to his level.
I shouldn't.
Nikki, I'm fucking sorry.
You raised a scumbag.
You did.
He's a bad person.
And he got me to a place where I didn't want to go.
And what is this?
What is this hot tub talk?
Come on, bro.
You never been in the tub, dude.
I've been in the tub.
I didn't even know what you're talking about at the hot tub.
I'm with Nikki, bro.
Hold on.
You ain't been in the tub with Nikki, bro.
I don't want to go there.
You see you doing it.
No, I didn't want to.
You still doing it.
Don't show me how I'm peeing.
I come back.
Y'all talking about parachute.
You said one thing.
Y'all talking about paratroopers.
Yo, but first of all, I didn't even know what a paratrooper was until I came back.
Fuck.
I'll just say, y'all can.
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Chill out.
You got to drink the kids.
You crossed the line.
You crossed the line.
Okay, so at this point is anything goes in my book.
He could say whatever now.
If you said that about my mom, it's anything goes at this point.
Okay, okay, bro.
So it's good that you apologize.
Only talk about Alex Mars' breasts.
That's the only thing, bro.
Yeah, shut up.
We have an agreement on this podcast where everybody talks about their mom's breasts.
Yeah, you know you had that.
Phenomenal breasts.
You can't be on the podcast unless your mom got fat tips on her chest.
Unless your mom's chest is fat as fuck.
Your mom got so fat.
You can't be on the table.
You're not Alex's nipples.
They look like that.
It's fire, bro.
Yo!
This is nice, bro.
That's impossible.
That's impossible.
Bro, I'm just saying.
No, that's the rules.
If you want to be on the podcast, your mom got to have the stupid da-da-da-da-da.
So fucking get Dylan on here then.
I didn't say nothing.
I didn't say nothing.
This guy is crazy.
Maybe we need to.
It's anything goes now.
Do you believe in that, though?
Anything goes because you talked about some sort of hot tub situation.
Bro, don't do that.
Bro, don't do that, bro.
Son, you pulling a Dylan right now.
Don't do that.
Stop capping.
Because you did say some crazy shit.
You talk about storm troopers.
Wait, paratroopers.
You're talking about paratroopers.
What are you doing right now, bro?
I was cracking my neck.
Okay.
Adjusting the cap.
I don't even want to do the joke, but you built it.
You did, bro.
You created it.
You were adjusting the bad.
You are Joseph.
You were adjusting.
Executive produced by Logan.
Yeah, Joseph.
That was crazy.
I can't believe you think I took it too far.
I can't believe you think I took it too far.
I thought he did.
But then you took it to another level.
And then you were like, Logan shouldn't have done that.
That was crazy, dude.
A mom's a mom's, bro.
Son is mom and then everything else.
Wife, wife, once you're talking about the music.
No, you can't talk about wives.
You can't talk about it.
Then wife and mom are right here.
We'll talk about wives.
Anything less, mom is still top.
That you disrespect.
That's a level disrespect.
That was crazy.
So you know what I think should happen?
Honestly, at this point, I think Dylan should fucking do something about it then.
I don't want any problems.
Nikki.
Okay.
Yo.
I'm going to say, yo.
Yo.
You in New York right now.
He might call his neighbors.
I'm going to stand outside for the next hour and give him my exact location.
Nah, I'm not here.
A couple blocks in there.
He fucking pulls up.
Then we'll see if Dylan's really about it.
Welcome to New York.
And it's going to be this.
He's the greatest city.
Welcome to New York.
Come to Andrew Schultz studios.
Okay, no, Tell us Swift, bro.
We swifties in here, bro.
Oh, yeah.
So you left her concert.
Come on, sir.
It was one of the greatest things ever.
We were upset we couldn't have been.
We couldn't go.
How'd you not pull up?
I just didn't.
I don't know.
You were in a hot tub tonight?
No, no, no, no.
Now you're taking away the title.
You're putting in.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
You're putting in hot water right now.
Yo, don't do that.
Are you trying to put me in hot water, bro?
You're putting yourself in a hot tub.
I wish we had a hot tub time machine right now, bro.
I wish you could go back.
You got to stop it.
Swift.
You got to stop this.
I'm going to go back.
You got to stop it.
If I had a hot tub time, it's too much crap to take away my hot tub comments.
Listen, listen, there has to be more respect.
Both lines have been crossed.
So maybe me and Dylan, maybe we make amends, we call off the fight and become buddies and start a beverage company.
The greatest story told again.
How would you describe the intelligence of your audience?
That's an awesome question.
Like IQ range, where would they be?
Sure.
Sure, if that's how you want to quantify.
I think our audience.
This is what I think of our audience.
I think our audience would listen to like a Lex Friedman podcast and be like, Yeah, I get it.
There's problems in the world, but why are you guys being so gay about it?
Kind of nails it.
Like, I genuinely think they would understand a geopolitical argument between Israel-Palestine being, okay, yappy, yappy, yeah, let's go.
Like, who cares?
But they would understand every single thing that they're saying about it.
I think they're, I think they're smart.
Yeah, of course.
That's what, that's why I came on this podcast.
Bro, we know, my boy, we know, my boy.
I wanted to be heard.
You're always heard.
No, by some people with brains.
Why?
What are you trying to say, dude?
I feel like you're trying to say something about people are fucking stupid.
But you're not.
What do you mean?
How could I be any more clear about that?
Do you think it's impulsive?
The audience is dumb.
No, That's all I'm trying to do.
It doesn't sound like it.
Like, my boy, I'm trying to make sure.
I always look out for you, bro.
It's crazy.
Thanks, thanks.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It is crazy.
You do look out for me.
I do.
Thanks, Andrew.
For real.
Yo, yo, you're welcome, bro.
No, no, no.
I'm just saying I've lost faith in the collective intelligence of the human race.
I really.
But you have an audience that you speak to.
You got hot pink titties that you dunk in a fucking hot tub.
Yeah, it's true.
Yo.
Some shit to make me.
What's Tony?
Who's Tony?
Don't look at me like I'm crazy when you said a thing.
No, because I'm not going to go there.
He's not stupid.
I'm not going to go there.
Don't let me down as a superstar.
I'm not going to go there.
I don't want to go there.
Who's Tony?
Who is Tony?
The Tiger.
The Tiger, bro.
Tony, the Tiger.
I ain't going there, bro.
Damn, you really listened to that press conference, huh?
Because when we were up there, really listening.
No, we couldn't really hear each other.
We couldn't really hear each other.
He'd say some shit.
He had some zingers, by the way.
Oh, he did.
He'd kill it.
Yeah, he kind of bodied you.
Yeah, no, he hasn't gotten to the bottom.
No, no, no, no.
He did his thing, bro.
Do you know why?
Do you know why?
Because you brought a PowerPoint or something like that.
I had a little stick and a point.
Yeah, baked goods.
I don't know if baked goods is the movie, but I was going to.
No, the baked goods was the only thing I had.
Was it good?
That cake was the only thing.
Did it taste good?
It was delicious.
Fuck that good ass cake.
Nah, you know what?
I made the mistake of doing again.
I keep referencing that face-to-face.
I said a lot and I re-said some of it at the press conference.
So by the time we got there, he had stuff to say.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you're saying you didn't keep anything in the tank.
You showed your hand.
Some of it.
Yeah, all of it.
Whoops.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
Okay, so then what is the goal for now?
How do you guys keep this up?
How many more months do you guys have?
Well, I think that's, I think, I think the, I think the bit is dying.
I think he's out of ammo.
Well, both of you, how do you keep up the hype?
I think you almost need to chill out for a second.
Two weeks out, ramp it up.
This is my job.
I am heating up.
Oh, I have not even gotten fucking started.
Is there a difference?
There's a difference between a fucking Twitter troll.
He put the jets on.
I saw it.
Let's go, baby.
That's hilarious.
Come on, for real.
Seriously.
Come on.
This is my job, bro.
I'm a real extra.
Spinning around like you're in a whirlpool or something like this.
Just fucking chill out for one second.
I'm giving him your address.
Dude, Dylan, listen, Dylan, let me just tell you right now, Dylan, we love you, bro.
I don't think Joe Rogan fucks with me.
That's not true.
I don't think he does.
That's not true.
Why do you say that?
Have you guys connected yet?
No.
Why don't you come to an alien dinner?
I'd love to.
Come to an alien dinner.
It's because he's capping about the test.
Oh.
Here's my thing.
If he was on GH, we would see it in the face.
Elaborate.
GH starts to puff you up.
He also doesn't have gyno.
You don't have the gyno.
Like the little titties, you know what I'm saying?
You don't have them moms of the pods.
I mean, he got just nipples.
Just them nipples.
Yeah, if you were on the good stuff, you'd have some titty, but you don't have the GH face.
You know, Barry Bond's got the circle face once he started getting on the GH, etc.
You're lean.
You're lean.
But you really want to do Rogan, huh?
What do you mean I would love to do Rogan?
Why don't you ask him?
How have you guys not connected?
I have.
That's what I'm saying.
He left me on scene twice.
Wait, you guys messaged each other?
You texted him?
I messaged him.
I'm in the fucking dark depths of his DMs.
Just in the abyss.
Rogan's a bad story.
Something's off about this.
No, I don't think it is.
That's what I'm saying.
I think there's something going on.
Because I have stories that I'm saving to tell Andre Rogan that I'm really excited about.
I mean, it's crazy that you guys haven't spoken yet.
No, we've been in person.
And he was very nice.
He's the man.
I can tell.
I love him.
He doesn't love me.
I don't buy this.
I don't subscribe to this.
I'm mad that he's not giving us everything.
Oh, wait.
You're saying you're saving stories from us and you're giving it to Rogan?
Look, I'll give you a story.
Tell us a story.
All right, let me see.
I have it in my notes.
A real one.
Yeah, we need the good shit.
Or a fake one if it's good, if it's better.
To talk about on Rogan.
Yeah.
Nah, nah, these are very Rogan-esque stories.
What does that mean?
Like the real man's man stories.
Fuck you, sent us.
I'm offended.
We'll tell him more guys.
They're not more drunk.
They're not, but I'm offended.
This fucking piece of shit with your hot pink nips talking shit about B. People think we're going to suck those in a second?
Come on, dude.
Come on.
Take your shirt off, bitch.
See, nah.
You're not helping us.
You're not helping us right now.
You don't talk about how you're saving a bad man shit.
You're talking about sucking his nipples.
He said that.
Yeah, you co-signed.
I'm going for chocolate first.
Ain't nobody started with that strong man.
You know.
Have you ever gotten close to being canceled?
What?
Did I?
Is this a Nelk interview though?
Fuck.
Is that a big shit question?
That was a shit question.
Dude, do you know how many times?
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, dude, I almost got it fucking canceled, but then I fucking sent it right back to the girl.
Fucking rest of the boy's face.
No, what happened to you?
Some fucking Chineses were upset about something.
Dude, do a bow one time.
Bro, talk about that.
Talk to that.
Give us the good shit, dude.
Oh, yes.
Oh, shit.
He has a big one.
Hold on.
What's happening right now?
Is that an opponent armor?
It's a little boy.
That's crazy.
What's happening right now?
Just got this.
And what is it?
It's so cool, dude.
What kind of fleshlight is that?
Oh, no.
That's helpful for me.
Yo, Alex claims he has that nine and a half inches.
Just to stop it.
Is that true?
You do claim that.
No, we're not beeping it.
Ah, chill.
He said he got a nine and a half.
Come on.
How am I going to keep them off me after they know that?
Like, you got to chill with that.
He doesn't want to, bro.
Because his past flings are in the chat.
And they're going to start talking.
Yeah, he's saying the same thing.
But yo, you could tell them that they're, you could tell them, be like, yeah, you didn't get me to nine and a half.
You didn't get me that far.
Gaslight.
What's that?
Gaslight.
What's that about?
I had it in my suitcase for something.
Yeah.
No, this is Prime Energy, a 17.
Yeah, yeah.
I got to get the stats right.
I got to get these stats right again.
What is it?
I can get sued.
What is it?
That's a 16x prime energy.
That's 16?
I'm hitting the back of that.
This has the same amount of calories.
I'm about to put some more calories.
That's a 12-ounce Red Bull.
Bro, right now this shit says zero grams of protein.
Let me tell you something.
Yo, that big a prime is the same amount as Robo.
Calories is one 12 ounce red bullet.
There's no way.
Yeah, it's a scale model.
Yeah, we're better for you, bro.
Wow.
160 calories in the prime energy this big.
Zero shirt.
When are you guys going to do an F1?
We thought about it across our plate.
Yeah, why not?
I mean, that's the best.
That's cool.
Yeah, it's cool.
If you take out Red Bull, it's over.
There's some cool teams out there.
Some cool teams out there.
Yeah, we got some good stuff on our plate, bro.
But you're not going to do that?
Sorry.
Sorry.
I didn't mean to.
I didn't mean to.
Get this fucking shit out of me.
I'm trying to drink it right now.
I want some bullshit, bro.
You're not even excited for KSI and Tommy at all?
No.
Dog, come on.
The Furies are the best fighters in the world.
I'm the king of the world.
I want to see John Fury fight type 2 diabetes.
I want to see that fight.
Shout out to John Fury.
I love you, Joe.
You got tickets to the Manchester show.
I got you.
Oh, yeah.
Pull up in the Winnebago, whatever y'all need.
We're going to provide partnership.
No.
Come on, man.
But we love the Furies.
You know, I've said that Tyson Fury is the greatest boxer in history.
I think so.
Yeah, he's amazing.
I genuinely mean that.
He's amazing.
That's gypsy royalty right there.
But no, Tommy KSI right now is not doing it for me because right now they're bickering over weight.
And it's like, I don't need y'all to bicker over weight.
I need y'all to bicker over who's going to win.
Like, I need the fight to be serious.
Teach him a little something.
I don't know shit.
Does JJ even care about beating Tommy?
He just wants to get under Jake's skin.
So I feel like he's just trying to.
No, he cares.
He cares.
He wants to fight Tommy.
Do they have beef at all?
Yeah, they do have beef.
Yeah.
And JJ works so hard.
No, no, that motherfucker works.
I've never seen it.
I got it.
Twice a day, six times a week.
Tons of respect.
If I did that, I'd crash in two weeks.
Yeah.
He's insane.
And that fight means more because it actually does.
If KSI loses, he's done.
He's done it.
What?
He's done a million different things.
No, no, he's not.
But I mean, the only one to see is KSI and Jake.
But if he loses to Tommy, then it's like, but since you both lost to Tommy, that still has a lot of meat on the bone.
Ah, you're right.
A little bit.
This mic is on the bottom.
You're good.
You're good.
No, no, no, that one.
On this one?
No, you're good.
No, no, no.
Just the mic on your chest.
I just want to make sure it's pointed out.
I'm telling you, it's still pecs, bro.
You got it.
You got it.
Oh, shit.
They try to tell you Amber Alert.
Amber Alert, for sure.
I got to get the fuck out of here, boys.
Do your sign-off.
Okay.
No, don't take that.
Listen, can I also joke?
No, bro.
Listen, listen.
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So let him win, bro.
What do you mean?
I'm doing a plug.
Back up.
Are you really doing a plug?
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Jake Paul's sporting app.
You can bet on any bet.
Yo, you suck.
This is being a bad brother, bro.
I know.
What are you talking about?
Dude, I just drew that shit to fucking number one in the app store.
He's making the same face when Jake beat Nick.
We don't have to say that because we got some better company.
Make a better.
No, yo, let me say it.
You looked really disappointed when Jake beat Nick.
So you did.
You did, bro.
You did, bro.
Yo, I'm just saying.
I'm going to tell you something.
Take your shirt off.
Let me tell you something.
Take your shirt off.
Take your shirt off, though.
Take your shirt off.
Take your shirt off.
We won't be able to hear.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Hold on, man.
Let me fucking say something, bro.
There we go.
You got the mic.
Y'all always taking me out of context.
There we go.
There you go.
Guess what I did that night that I went to Jake's fight?
I wrestled in front of 50,000 fucking people.
I was exhausted.
I was in pain.
I drove.
No.
I drove a plane three hours across the country to make it to my brother's fight.
I show up.
By the time I'm there, I've had a day.
I'm exhausted.
He's a Greek goddess.
He's a great fighter.
I'm fighting.
I damn cooked.
I cooked.
It was 10 rounds.
It was 10 rounds.
Take your pants off.
Jake was going to win.
Take your pants off.
All of you were salt to me about leading this money.