Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Alien Hearing Fake, Yeonmi Park Lying, & Spence vs Crawford Saved Boxing

Aug. 1, 2023 - Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh

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Alien Hearing Fake, Yeonmi Park Lying, & Spence vs Crawford Saved Boxing

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Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh debunk UFO trials, defend Yeonmi Park's testimony against Kim Jong-un's alleged image manipulation, and theorize about an ancient Asian alien dynasty partnering with Xi Jinping. They analyze Errol Spence Jr.'s loss to Terence Crawford, Elon Musk's Twitter rebranding strategy, and Kylian Mbappé's potential $750 million Saudi transfer as "sports washing." The episode concludes by praising Drake's curated arena shows and Beyoncé's stadium production, ultimately noting how Taylor Swift's intimate capacity limits ensure her songs are memorized by fans regardless of personal opinion. [Automatically generated summary]
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Criticizing UFO Trials 00:13:07
	What's up everybody?
	Especially those of you outside of the United States of America criticizing our UFO trials.
	I see a lot of memes being posted by you.
	Wait, are people talking shit?
	Yeah, they're talking shit.
	Oh, look at all the UFO sightings in the last hundred years.
	They're all in America.
	Why would they go to you?
	That's a great point.
	What reason do they have to go to you?
	Fish and chips, maybe?
	Oh, that must be fun.
	I really don't.
	Watch the changing of the guard.
	Oh, do they think they're like Christian?
	They can't wait to do it.
	I'll go look at the shit that we built in Greece thousands of years ago.
	Y'all didn't even build it.
	The aliens came down and helped you.
	And now look what you did.
	Fucked it all up.
	They out here with the new generation.
	Yep.
	That's why they fucking with us.
	I'm tired of these jealous pieces of shit.
	Close to the same fucking meme.
	Yo, think of aliens, Egypt.
	That's basically the empire of the Times.
	Exactly.
	Greece and Empire of the Times.
	Yes.
	They're coming to the Empires of the Times.
	This is the Empire.
	You visit America.
	You're visiting New York.
	You're not visiting fucking Des Moint.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	They know what y'all look like, and it's boring over there.
	They know what y'all look like and it's boring over there.
	It's fun for us.
	Yeah, we go over there.
	Take a picture at the Acropolis.
	Yeah.
	Okay?
	Go visit Rome.
	Coliseum amazing.
	That's old shit.
	They want new, new.
	So what are they about to build here?
	They want to try an electric car.
	They want to try air conditioning in the summer.
	Europeans don't know what that means.
	They want to try a Coca-Cola with ice.
	It's 95 degrees out.
	Why don't we put some ice cube in the motherfucking Coca-Cola?
	I didn't pronounce ice well that time.
	It worked.
	I did my best.
	It's very proud, actually.
	I did say an IQ.
	They just want to try 21st century shit.
	We're in the 21st century, right?
	Okay, let's do it.
	I think so, yeah.
	Now, that being said, that UFO trial is complete bullshit.
	I just complete Bougainville.
	It really is.
	But if you're not from America, shut your mouth.
	Aliens are not interested in you and your shenanigans.
	Okay?
	That don't mean it didn't happen just because these three are full of shit.
	Exactly.
	What y'all got a windmill?
	You gonna go look at windmills in the Netherlands?
	You think aliens are gonna travel light years away to see a windmill?
	Getting a UFO over to see that tiny ass car you putter around with?
	What is this?
	It's a mockery.
	Yeah, I'm gonna go see a Vespa.
	It's a mockery.
	They're making a mockery.
	It's a mockery of humanity.
	They're making a mockery of all the technology that the aliens have bestowed on us.
	What are we doing with it?
	Flashlight?
	Do you know what I mean?
	Soul suckers, though.
	Soul suckers, bro.
	That's what we're doing.
	Abduct my dick, dude.
	That's what I'm talking about.
	Beat me up, Scotty.
	Beat me up.
	You know?
	What else we got that they don't have in Europe?
	Son, you said it, but Central Air.
	That's the greatest shit in the history of the world.
	That's why I said what else?
	Specifically, because I already said it.
	You don't need to keep saying it.
	What else?
	What else we got?
	What else do we got?
	God damn, bro.
	Final Cup Pro.
	We even got the shitty stuff.
	What?
	We got Latina.
	We got Latinas shaking ass.
	You know they're here for us.
	Shaking ass.
	I mean, aliens, what are they going to do?
	They're going to go to fucking Great Britain, see some freckled bitch with teeth in every direction.
	They don't even got teeth where they from.
	They're going to go there and see some jagged toothed welsh bitch.
	Do you think that's what the fucking alien wants to see?
	No.
	No, bro.
	They're coming to America.
	How is it traveling 400 light years?
	400?
	400 light years.
	400 light years.
	Did you see?
	Hi, welcome to Guy Bay.
	The guy's like, dude, there's intelligent life.
	If you go down that way, there's a blue planet.
	There's intelligent life there.
	And then you get to Wales and you're like, nothing, bro.
	Maybe not too intelligent.
	Not anything.
	They don't even abduct them, bro.
	Yeah, no, no, no.
	They make a left.
	Yeah, dude, dude.
	They hit Europe and make a...
	This is how bad it is.
	They take cows before they take them, bro.
	If I had a bam, bam, bam, I would hit that shit.
	Bam, bam, bam.
	Do I not get any points for that?
	You get fucking points for that.
	That's 100 points right there.
	I'm just saying, dude, that's why they're not interested in you guys.
	They're not interested.
	Do you know where aliens did go?
	Actually, quite recently?
	Where?
	Brazil.
	Oh, yeah.
	In the 80s, right?
	Yeah, the Verginha incident.
	Exactly.
	1986.
	They started narring pussy hair off of them Brazilian bitches.
	And then aliens hit the spot.
	They created the BBLs, bro.
	They created the Brazilian button.
	Oh, man.
	Sick technology.
	Oh, my God.
	They bring the technology that we need.
	Come on.
	They bring the technology that we need.
	They bring a Brazilian buttlift to Northern Ireland, bro.
	You know what I mean?
	Do you think they took that home, though?
	You think the aliens got BBLs now?
	Oh, bro.
	They had BBLs.
	They got the BBLs.
	They got the lips.
	They got titties now, bro.
	Aliens, bro.
	That was the exchange?
	Bro, of course.
	They're going to learn some stuff from us.
	We're going to learn some stuff from them.
	They're going to accentuate everything that we have.
	Yeah.
	You know?
	They're going to accentuate everything we have.
	They went to Brazil, bro.
	Where else did they go?
	Shit.
	I mean, a lot of South America.
	A lot of South American.
	Latinas, bro.
	You said it.
	That's what I felt.
	You said it.
	Thank you.
	You wouldn't want to go to India if you weren't.
	Bro, if you're an alien and you go to China and you just look like everyone else there, is there any point in it?
	See, that's what I'm saying.
	Is there any?
	Like, you're going to travel 400 light years to just be with the fam?
	Like, is there?
	Just to be with the fam.
	Just to fit in?
	That's what you think they ain't going to do?
	To be in traffic, to sit in bicycle traffic?
	You're going to travel 400 light years to sit in bicycle traffic.
	Is that what y'all would want to do with this time?
	It's not birthright.
	You know what I mean?
	Exactly.
	They're not going home.
	They're not going home, bro.
	What are you doing, bro?
	You're going to travel all the way there to walk up a thousand staircase.
	Is that what you are on?
	Oh, look at this wall.
	You want to see the Apple corporate office or where they're building the iPhone?
	Thank you.
	Fuck all that.
	Take me to that Apple corporate office that looks a lot like.
	That looks a lot like a motherfucking spaceship, bro.
	A motherfucking spaceship.
	That's all I'm trying to say.
	I see you're jealous.
	I see you out there with your memes trying to talk shit like we're crazy.
	We are.
	But it makes sense.
	It makes sense.
	They would not come to y'all.
	Y'all living in the past.
	Do some new shit.
	Europe.
	Do some new shit.
	It's getting old.
	It's getting old.
	How much new new have we seen come out of Europe with?
	Nothing, bro.
	Even the sports they play all this fuck.
	It's a sport.
	Tennis.
	Invents a sport.
	Oh.
	Invents a sport at least.
	How many sports we invented?
	American football.
	Paddle.
	Baseball, football.
	Pickleball.
	Pickleball.
	We didn't have a paddle.
	Spike ball.
	We didn't spike balls.
	Who did paddle?
	Spanish.
	No, You think Spain did that?
	They did that.
	Bro, they're not white, though.
	You know what I mean?
	Spanish ain't white.
	Spanish ain't white, bro.
	We gotta just call it what it is.
	They're more Moroccan.
	They really, if you really look at Spain, Spain is really African.
	Moores.
	Yep.
	Morse.
	100%.
	Spain is Africa.
	They look like Spanish guitars, bro.
	Damn.
	I think the aliens might have went there, bro.
	If I'm an alien, I might check it out.
	Bro, some of these aliens are kind of stacked, bro.
	Oh, my God.
	That's what they got from us, bro.
	Oh, my God.
	Kitties.
	That looks like that crazy one in the dog.
	Yeah.
	Yo, don't finish that motherfucking sentence out.
	Do not finish that motherfucking sentence out.
	What did he say?
	What did he say?
	What?
	Say it, bro.
	Say it.
	That looked like it escaped out of North Korea.
	That's another thing.
	Or did it?
	That's another thing.
	That looked just like him, bro.
	That's not.
	How did you know that?
	How did you know that is?
	Because I thought about it.
	Because I see it.
	I see this.
	I see it.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Hold on.
	Which one?
	I think we know which one, bro.
	That one?
	That one?
	Also, also, it's come to my attention that some people are questioning the validity of Yomi Park's story.
	Yeah.
	The audacity.
	This is.
	This is crazy.
	It's lunacy.
	How on earth could you question whether a woman ate rats to survive as a child?
	How on earth could you question whether a woman's mother was sold to a retarded farmer in China?
	How on earth could you question whether these things are real?
	Like, what do you think happened?
	Do you think that like a right-wing think tank might have saw her story and used her as a pawn to get out their ideas with zero scrutiny?
	No.
	That's insane.
	You want to say about Yomi Park, friend of the show?
	No, they never say that.
	That's the heavy queen.
	You better watch her fucking mouth.
	Absolutely.
	Everything about her is real, bro.
	Every single thing about that woman is real.
	Yeah.
	That's what I'm saying.
	You've got to be crazy.
	What do these guys say?
	It takes a lot of balls, dude.
	It takes a lot of audacity.
	Yeah.
	Question this woman's story.
	I know.
	Fucking libs, bro.
	Dude, how do you think of this?
	Kim Libs?
	It might be Kim Jong-un, bro.
	Say what?
	It might be Kim Jong-un.
	What about it?
	He might be the one playing the seeds.
	He might be the one pushing the story.
	Oh, that's just not real.
	He's like, oh, she didn't escape.
	Yeah.
	She's from Massachusetts.
	Follow her North Korean propaganda.
	Make it make sense to me because I'm missing.
	Because he's going to feel bad.
	He's like, yo, he's got to fight a PR battle because North Korea is looking bad.
	So he's like, you know what?
	Her story's fake.
	Boom.
	And the first people to buy up the North Korean propaganda are always the Libs boys.
	Love Kami.
	Libs, dude.
	They love Komy.
	They should go to North Korea.
	They're going to be a good thing, bro.
	They love it though.
	Yes, they do, man.
	They should go there, bro.
	I can't believe that they would question the 100% accuracy of her story.
	I don't see a little bit of wiggle room in any of the things that she's ever said.
	Like when she said that they have to push the trains to make them go, duh.
	How else would trains go?
	Of course you're going to have malnourished North Korean children pushing a gigantic fucking train to make it move.
	Of course, right?
	There's no other way it could happen.
	Right or wrong?
	I've never been to North Korea, dude.
	I don't know.
	I assume people are getting executed in the streets.
	That makes more sense.
	India could use that so we get off the top of that motherfucker.
	You know what I mean?
	Less death risk.
	If you guys were pushing it instead of fucking on top of this, that would be 100%.
	That would be way better.
	That would be way better.
	Safer.
	100%.
	All I'm trying to say is nobody would question that about India.
	Nobody.
	But these fucking libs, man.
	These fucking spineless lips.
	Yes.
	Questioning a hero's journey, dude?
	A hero like Yomi Park?
	I mean, what are they going to do next?
	Say slavery wasn't that bad?
	Yeah, right.
	Are they going to like read Harriet Beecher Stowe's Uncle Tom's Cabin and be like, hey, this isn't what it was like?
	This is an exaggerated version.
	Yeah, it is.
	I mean, nobody in history would do that, right?
	Nobody in history, when Uncle Tom Skabin came out, was like, Harriet's exaggerating.
	Why don't we interview some slaves and see what they say?
	Yeah.
	That never happened, right?
	They could never.
	It could never happen.
	I believe you.
	I don't know, but I believe you.
	Of course, it never happened.
	We got to start a think tank, dude.
	Think tanks are fire.
	Yes.
	And then hire what?
	Anyone, right?
	Newfound refugees that match up with our ideals.
	Yes.
	Who would do that?
	I don't know.
	But it is a good idea.
	It is.
	We should do that for something.
	And why would they take the money?
	Because they have no opportunity, education, or ability to do anything in life, and maybe they just need to survive.
	That's a possible reason why they might take that money.
	I doubt it, but it's probably not.
	If we were to do it, I bet you we could find a couple, promote the podcast through them or something.
	Break the whole thing down.
	How would you give me your whole story?
	You aren't to somebody else.
	Let's say someone came from like a third world country, right?
	There's like they're fleeing some type of war.
	There's some type of poverty.
	They get over here somehow.
	Unbelievable conditions that they came from.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We hire a think tank of us.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	And we get as many refugees as we can.
	And we basically tell them, hey, promote our podcast.
	Anytime someone brings it up to you, like, hey, what do you love?
	Just be like, flagrant.
	I love it.
	And then nobody can ever question them because they came from such a horrible situation.
	Exactly.
	So when people are like, oh my God, that podcast is so offensive.
	They'll be like, how dare you tell me what offensive is?
	I come from a place where people are really offensive.
	Yeah.
	That's genius.
	Number one podcast of refugees.
	Flagrant.
	Oh, my God.
	That's a fucking.
	You're saying that people might have done this?
	No.
	I'm saying no one's done it.
	We're the first.
	This is an original idea.
	The Margagon's.
	Oh, my Margagon on the original.
	I'm so deep into this bit.
	I don't know what's going on.
	I truly have no clue.
	I think aliens are.
	I got lost and came back.
	I got lost.
	Your friend I got lost again.
	I don't know if we're the good guys or the bad guys.
	But I know the libs are bad.
	Yeah.
	I know you got libs.
	You're back.
	I'm back.
	You're back.
	You're those fucking libs, dude.
	We got to own those libs, dude.
	Want to react to this?
	Come react to that.
	Get triggered by that.
Owning The Offensive Libs 00:09:56
	Oh, my God.
	They're so triggered.
	They're so triggered all the time, dude.
	Thank God we're never triggered by anything except the things that trigger us.
	And those are okay to be triggered.
	Those are okay to be triggered.
	I mean, fucking God said so.
	Or whoever else.
	Ron DeSantis.
	Yes.
	Because God and Ron DeSantis.
	Ron can't cheers a beer and drink it to save his life.
	Why was Trump taking shots at this man?
	You saw this?
	Trump?
	What time is it?
	I don't see this.
	This is, you got to play it.
	I haven't seen this.
	I'm excited.
	It's unbelievable.
	Why can't you libs get one fucking person that's as charismatic as Trump?
	That's all everybody wants is a charismatic liberal.
	That's it.
	Yeah.
	And just to take over the world.
	If you had a liberal that would take shots like this at one in the morning on Instagram, literally last night.
	Trump's Instagram page.
	You need the volume.
	One in the morning.
	The volume.
	Doesn't belong.
	Can you tell which thing?
	Oh, my God, really?
	Watch this.
	Watch it.
	I mean, just post it.
	No cat, just one caption.
	Awkward.
	And then just keeps it moving.
	That's it.
	Crushed them.
	Don D, just take a look at it.
	You want your president?
	Even though I do this constantly throughout, I'm rubbing my nose constantly throughout the podcast.
	But that's not presidential.
	No, it's not presidential.
	I'm more of a dictator.
	Tour announcements.
	Austin, I'm coming to the one, the only, the comedy mothership, September 8th and 9th.
	Those tickets go on sale today, Tuesday, 10 a.m. Eastern Standard Time.
	That's 9 a.m. Central Standard Time.
	Get on that immediately.
	I will see you there for those shows.
	Also, we're coming to Niagara Falls, September 22nd, Falls View Resort and Casino.
	And September 23rd, we're coming to Windsor, Ontario, the Coliseum at Caesars.
	And of course, Dublin, Ireland, October 12th.
	We will see you there.
	Also, Mbappe is not taking an extraordinary amount of money to go to the Middle East, but that doesn't mean Schulzy isn't.
	Okay.
	And while I am confusing my Middle Eastern countries, a little later this week, you'll find out which one we're coming to.
	Tickets at theandrewSchultz.com.
	So stay tuned for that.
	And more dates.
	Thank you so much.
	Peace.
	Also, Cux, the Bumass Cities tour still going strong.
	And I say Cux because I'm one and I want to see you supporting your own at these shows.
	First of all, thank you.
	The New York City Comedy Club shows already sold out.
	The residency is done.
	Thank you guys for buying tickets so quickly.
	Omaha, Nebraska this week, August 2nd.
	Des Moines, Iowa.
	I don't know where Iowa is on a map.
	That's why I don't know also where Bangalore is on a map, but that's August 3rd.
	Indianapolis, August 23rd, Louisville, Kentucky, August 24th.
	And this is important.
	We added another special taping.
	We went to the venue this past week.
	We tried to add more seats.
	We could not.
	So we just negotiated with the venue and added one more show on Friday.
	Get your tickets at akashsing.com for all of these shows because they will sell out.
	Thank you so much.
	Now let's get back to the show.
	You think you're slick.
	I see you over there.
	You're starting to fade it, bro.
	No, I'm not.
	Nah, there's a little fade on that.
	I swear to God, I'm not.
	I haven't even got any since last week.
	What is the fade?
	There's a little.
	Before it used to be a sharp line.
	There's a little light.
	Shut up.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Hey, shut up.
	Hey, no, I'm not.
	Hey no.
	I'm going to get an extra sharp.
	Do you know why?
	Because people are starting to bite my shit now.
	Oh, yeah.
	Go to Sam Smith.
	Check this out.
	That gay, Luciferian, fucking devil-worshiping singing guy.
	That's not the guy you want to rock your shit, bro.
	Yo, it's not.
	And also the guy who won in the boxing match.
	Oh, yeah.
	Everybody's going after the hard line.
	I'm just telling you, it is what it is, bro.
	It always starts with the fucking libs, dude.
	The libs always start.
	They always start and then it comes down.
	Bro, this one right here.
	Shit.
	Yeah, it is what it is, guys.
	It's how come he's pulling it off better than you, though.
	But now y'all hand.
	We're not going to do that.
	We're not going to do this.
	Why didn't you bleach Blondie and put it at the angles?
	That's what you fucked up.
	My bad.
	They are killing that shit.
	They are killing that shit.
	You just need a macho guy to do it and pull it up.
	Yeah, that's what it is.
	Keep scrolling through the pictures because it gets crazy now.
	But the angles kind of hard.
	That shit is tough, bro.
	Keep scrolling.
	Oh, goddamn.
	Get it.
	That is why.
	Get it.
	All ages show, by the way.
	Get it.
	I mean, if he's taking your kids at this point, you know what it is.
	Yo, he's a beautiful singer.
	He's incredible.
	That first album was so good.
	That's crazy.
	Okay, so all I'm trying to say is there was the boxer that was on the card last year.
	You shouldn't have led with that, though.
	You shouldn't have let him Sam Smith.
	You should not have let him go.
	That's where you went wrong.
	Hey, man, you know what I mean?
	We're at the bottom of the barrel.
	I got to go with whoever grabs it first.
	Let's think tank this next time.
	That's why you need a think tank.
	These fucking conservatives get it.
	These cons, get it.
	These fucking cons.
	This guy's good.
	Come on, bro.
	You wouldn't squeeze them titties together, rub your dick right between them.
	You wouldn't do that?
	You would never do that with that?
	They would love it.
	They would.
	Yeah, I might have to, dude.
	And I'm not the only one.
	Anyway, listen, those are just some things we had to do.
	That was good.
	That's a Sam Smith song.
	Oh, the only one.
	How does it go?
	No, I'm not the only one.
	Wow, I don't even remember those.
	Oh, you really went for the falsetto.
	Yeah, no.
	That wasn't even falsetto.
	So look at that.
	Oh, God.
	That was the worst part of it.
	I thought you did it well.
	No, I'm a bit of a singer.
	I'm a bit of a musician.
	Oh, are you?
	All right, sing your best song.
	All right, hot shot.
	Why don't you sing your best song right now?
	Yeah, come on.
	This is your moment right here.
	No, don't put it on there.
	What's your best?
	Why don't you sing your best song because you know Al's already going through his mental role?
	He's coming in.
	You already know.
	He's coming in next.
	Come on.
	Sing your best song, bro.
	I'm trying to think of a song.
	Use Al's dick as a wireless microphone right now.
	It's not wireless.
	Go.
	Go.
	Boom, Mike.
	All right.
	That's right.
	That's good.
	That's good.
	That's so good.
	I'm still just checking out.
	I'm doing John Cage, bro.
	It's silent.
	He's going through it so bad.
	You just missed it.
	It's not horrible, boss.
	Don't cup and spin.
	This is the spin cycle.
	This is the real spin cycle.
	Okay, bro.
	Just come on.
	What do you got?
	Give us something nice.
	Do you want Al to sing and then you come in next?
	Because he's going to have all the ideas once out.
	Do I have to start from the top, though?
	No.
	Whatever part.
	Hey, whatever your confidence is.
	Go.
	The very first time.
	Boom.
	Let us go, Lang.
	Why are you a dealer?
	Give me a chance, bro.
	You just sandmaned him.
	That was crazy.
	You took my fucking song.
	What are you mixing in your water?
	This cup has been empty for 30 years.
	You don't mix anything at home.
	I'm making an air voice.
	His emotional very first time.
	What is that?
	He hates this song.
	All right, go, Mark.
	And the very first time that I saw her brown eyes, your lips said hello and I said hi.
	I knew right there you were the one.
	But I was caught up in physical attraction.
	No, Andrew, we're good.
	All right, sorry.
	But to my satisfaction, baby, you were more than just a friend.
	And if I ever fall in love again, I will be sure that the lady is afraid.
	And if I ever fall in love so true, I will be sure that the lady just like you.
	So, yeah, that's just stuff I got.
	God, you know, just damn.
	So I'm just looking at him around your girl.
	You're going to dap him up after we just backed up that whole thing.
	When I start singing, y'all back it up.
	Oh, shit.
	I'm about to make him back it up.
	He's talking to you.
	Yo, he's talking to you.
	I see no shots.
	I'm shot up.
	Back it up.
	I got told not to sing.
	I didn't even sing.
	You're looking at a huge.
	You dapping him up while he's shitting on it.
	That was a duet.
	That's mental warfare, man.
	You're calling it a duet.
	Connection.
	Yo, you scared.
	You scared me.
	Yeah, we killed that.
	You don't get to be the number one.
	You don't want to be the number one.
	Ebony and irony right here.
	You're not complaining.
	Ebony and irony.
	Oh, my God.
	Ebony.
	Hold on, Doug.
	You don't know what just happened and you're trying to move on, and we need to sit at this point.
	Al just said, it's ebony and irony.
	No, I know it's ivory.
	It's what?
	I know it's ivory.
	Okay.
	That's a joke, bro.
	That was a joke.
	That might be the greatest joke of all time.
	That's so funny.
	Yeah.
	How are you not making the comment that he's been, he matched his beverage with his outfit?
	Or his outfit?
	You're coming at me, bro.
	You're drinking.
	I'm getting it from all angles.
	And it's still 11 a.m.
	You got Sam Smith doing.
	You better relax right now.
	You better relax.
	You better relax.
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	Or shut up.
	Come on, Albion.
	He'll back you up, though.
	Nah, he killed me, bro.
	He killed me.
	I'm going to give it up to him.
	I'm going to give it up to him, bro.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Yo, you've been scared lately, yo.
	Yeah.
	You've been scared.
	It's a past life regression.
	Ever since he found out he was actually a white guy, through the ground playing basketball.
	I looked down.
	I looked out.
	I was like, damn.
	All right.
	God damn, I see what y'all go through.
	See?
	I see it.
	Come on.
	Come through with a song, John.
	Y'all sing with me, though.
	Well, of course, we're going to sing Halo.
	Are we doing Halo's?
	Yeah, we're doing Halo.
	Do you even know that one?
	I don't.
	But y'all sing it with me.
	So it's good.
	I mean, I am so scared.
	Y'all got to carry me.
	My family.
	Come on.
	I rapped Solomon Peppa's shoes.
	Remember those walls I built years ago?
	I really don't know.
	So, the sea shanty.
	No one wants to learn.
	I'll teach everyone a fucking SpongeBob SquarePants song.
	No one wants to.
	Can we talk about Obama's dead cook?
	Can we go back to aliens for one second?
	Okay, let's go back to aliens.
	This is how badly right-wing people want to be conspiracy theorists: a black dude drowned, and all of them are like, What's the cause?
	Nobody is looking at the fucking obvious cause.
	Okay, wait a minute.
	Are we talking about UFOs?
	Are we going to talk about the dead cook?
	Whatever.
	We can talk about it.
	No, let's finish up on UFOs.
	UFOs.
	Okay.
	I thought we were done with that.
	I just need to get my punchline.
	Here's the thing with the UFOs.
	So this guy goes up.
	What's his name?
	Strauss or something like that?
	Grush.
	Grouch and stuff.
	Yeah, Krauss is from Oppenheimer.
	This is the thing.
	The guy has no evidence himself.
	He just spoke to somebody.
	Same with another guy, Graves, Ryan Graves, or something like that.
	Both.
	They just spoke to somebody who said they had access to it, etc.
	Okay.
	And I really truly believe that this guy wants to know if it's true so badly.
	He feels like he's this close.
	And if he can get the government to force those people to tell the truth, then he'll know.
	He's this close to know if there's life on other planets.
	He's this close to knowing if U of Os have landed here.
	He's this close to knowing if we have their technology.
	It is absolutely bullshit.
	Yeah.
	Nothing.
	Not even a shred of proof.
	The only thing is the pilot that saw the what?
	The Tic Tac.
	The only thing is the pilot that saw the Tic Tac, which is a Chinese drone.
	We've already heard that.
	It is what it is.
	He also said he saw it for five minutes and then his like co-pilot or like some other lady was like, it was like five seconds, maybe eight seconds.
	So even then, I don't know.
	David Fraver is kind of like fairly accurate, in my opinion.
	No, no, it's accurate.
	It's just he's describing a Chinese drone.
	He's not describing an alien aircraft.
	You think so?
	That's what I heard from the Air Force guys.
	That they're just like, yeah, everybody calls it UFO because it's moving in ways that we haven't seen.
	But these like high-powered, high-tech drones can do it.
	And what the Chinese do is they hide them in their container ships.
	So as they're traveling around, they can kind of do whatever.
	And then when they get close enough to the shores, they can go.
	But they basically.
	Don't be like the dude on the bottom.
	Can we bleep it?
	Do we have the same drone capabilities?
	Do you know?
	I think they have things that can move faster than what we have.
	Because we have hypersonic or they have super, we have supersonic, they have hypersonic.
	Gotcha.
	But I don't know if that's applied to drones, but they can move things faster.
	I don't know if they're doing that with the drone just yet.
	But who knows?
	Maybe we also have it and we don't want them to know that we have it.
	Can I ask you an honest question if we're identifying Chinese drones?
	Isn't that still alien spacecraft?
	Technically.
	Technically, at least half alien spacecraft.
	Technically.
	Technically.
	100%.
	But yeah, I'm just like, he, because David Fraver's thing when he was on Lex.
	Can we just fill everybody in on what this theory is?
	Let me just explain.
	You want to go all in?
	Let's go all in.
	Let me just explain.
	I have a theory.
	I think that aliens came here and I think that they mated with all of us.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	And I think their favorites were the Asians.
	And that is why.
	Don't make sure because all of us kind of look similar.
	Even Akash's people are right next door to the aliens.
	The aliens are right next door.
	It's like one little wall, and then they're right on the other side.
	And there's a distinct difference in facial features.
	Like if you go from Africa to you go to the top of Africa, Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, and then you start to go into Sicily.
	It's like, okay, there's like a little blend here.
	We got a nice little blend fade.
	Spain, if you will.
	Spain, there's a nice little fade.
	Wouldn't know anything about it, but there's a nice little fade.
	Then you go all the way up to Ireland, Norway, et cetera.
	India, other side, it's a different ballgame over there.
	This theory checks.
	It's a different book.
	And it's just, they were the favorites of the aliens.
	We all got fucked by aliens, but the aliens were really getting it in over there.
	Who loves Asian women the most?
	Aliens.
	What?
	Yeah, I'm serious.
	Like, who do you think loves them the most on Earth?
	Oh, Jewish guys.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So.
	Are you saying Jewish people really?
	You think that Jewish people?
	These are the original aliens?
	If they love Asian women the most.
	We kept trying to kick them off this earth until enough time.
	Who built the pyramids?
	Aliens?
	Aliens and the Jews.
	I think the aliens were competing with the Jews for Asian women, and that's why the aliens have turned so many different groups against the Jews.
	Oh, fuck.
	I think that's what it is.
	Not one thing.
	They forced them.
	They forced them out no matter where they are.
	These aliens were like, well, you know, why are you fucking our Asian bitches?
	No, y'all got to go in the desert.
	Why are you fucking our Asian bitches?
	You got to leave Spain.
	Why are you fucking our Asian bitches?
	Go build a pyramid.
	Go build a pyramid.
	Exactly.
	Do some work for us.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	Here's how you do it.
	Build it.
	Done.
	So I do believe.
	What if it was different species, aliens that only went to Asia?
	Listen, you're coming up with an absolutely fantastic point that I did not consider.
	That being said, that species has some strong DNA.
	That's all I'm saying.
	That they have some strong, strong.
	Like, you ever meet someone who like everyone Asian family looks the same?
	Dude, every Schultz in my family looks like a Schultz.
	They have all men and the women strikingly similar Schultz head.
	It is a very similar thing got going on, right?
	So we had a strong DNA alien that started fucking with us, right?
	What I'm saying is out there in Asia, them aliens were coming back.
	It wasn't a one time.
	They're like, oh, no, we need, we need more of that.
	Yeah.
	We need Mao of that.
	The Mao Dynasty might have been aliens running it back.
	It might have been.
	If we really want to look into it, if we really want to look into it.
	Might have been.
	That's the only theory that I'm going to present to you right now.
	Just a theory.
	Just a theory.
	Yeah.
	And now, who got the fastest drones?
	Probably based on alien technology?
	Oh, definitely.
	China.
	Definitely.
	I'm just saying.
	That's interesting.
	Just saying.
	That is interesting.
	So if you're Asian, that's fire.
	You're more alien.
	You got to be like...
	Yeah, that's strong jeans.
	That's sick.
	Yeah.
	That's fire.
	That's why you remember in Independence Day, the movie Independence Day?
	Remember, the Chinese government wasn't really trying to blow up the spaceships like that.
	Wait, really?
	Nah, but it fits my narrative, so I'm going to say it.
	Did you see any Asians in Independence Day?
	Nah, they call and they're like, nah, I think it's good.
	Like, don't even trip.
	That's what they were saying.
	Don't trip.
	We good.
	We're talking to them.
	What?
	Yep.
	What language do you think?
	Oh, that's the other thing.
	What language sounds the most aliens?
	As soon as he says that's the other thing.
	What language?
	What is the last thing?
	If you heard all the languages on Earth, what language are you like, nah, this is from somewhere else, bro?
	It's the click shit in Africa.
	It's the click shit in the world.
	The click shit in Africa and it's anything in Asia.
	It's anything in Asia.
	And it's anything in Asia, right?
	But not my part of Asia, which is also interesting.
	It's not Asia.
	I hate that.
	You hate geography?
	Stop it.
	I'm down, but you're not Asian, bro.
	I'm fine with that, but geography is different.
	That's all I'm saying.
	You got to distinguish.
	Yeah, I am distinguishing.
	There you go.
	Asia.
	Okay.
	That's where they're from alien land.
	That's where they're from other planets.
	They have the DNA from other planets a little bit more than the rest of us.
	It's why they're so smart.
	Asian, alien.
	It kind of lines up.
	You know what I mean?
	Five letters, five letters.
	Look how unbelievably intelligent these are.
	Don't do that.
	That's crazy.
	I put third up.
	Yes, the third one.
	That's crazy.
	Usually close.
	You guys are going to be able to get it.
	This guy's in his third eye.
	This guy's a menace.
	All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because you know what time it is.
	It's summertime, hot dick serving season, and you know you want to be serving up that hard meat.
	Hard meat, hard meat, hard meat.
	And the only way that you're going to have the hard meat as hard as possible is if you got the choosy, the blue chew.
	Blue chew, full mass, and then you go to poundtown.
	It's that simple.
	We know the formula is built for success.
	And if you want to have success, then you go blue chew, full mass, poundtown.
	Okay.
	That's the game.
	I spoke to Jordan Peterson about it.
	He's like, that's my 13th rule.
	The next rule is going to be blue chew, full mass, poundtown.
	Simple as that.
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	And you know what?
	You're going to get your first month free.
	All you got to do is pay $5 shipping.
	You go to bluechew.com, use the promo code Flagrant.
	Do it right now.
	Peace.
	All I'm trying to say is shout out to Asians, bro.
	That's all I'm trying to say.
	Shout out to Ashi.
	But stop spying.
	Can they stop spying on us?
	He's supposed to spy, bro.
	That's their.
	We're supposed to spy.
	They're supposed to spy.
	Why don't they just ask?
	Like, just be cool about it.
	I don't know.
	I don't think we should tolerate spying.
	That's in their DNA, bro.
	That's how the aliens got here in the first place.
	They spy, they hover, they decide who they like the best.
	I don't know.
	I feel like we should be the only ones that are allowed to spy.
	Hey, hey, that's what I want.
	I want us to be the only ones that are spying.
	That being said, that's the game, bro.
	Yeah, they got to spy, bro.
	I guess.
	I guess.
	They got to decide.
	Sorry, let's say it's a drone.
	Okay.
	This guy is apparently talking to people that have seen.
	No, and they playing him like a fiddle.
	That's what I'm going to do.
	They're lying to him.
	He's a Patsy, but they know he's so thirsty that he's going to go do this bullshit.
	I think it's even worse than that.
	I think nobody told him shit, but he knows that they're never going to actually make somebody testify.
	So he's just pushing it.
	He could just say whatever the fuck he wants, sell a bunch of books because he knows they're never going to.
	But he's under oath, though.
	If they are able to confirm that he's lying, then he goes to prison for a long time.
	Yeah, but to confirm that.
	They can't confirm he's lying without those other people saying that they never said anything.
	Now it's a he said, she said.
	Right, but they could go and be like, oh, these programs you're talking about don't exist.
	You're saying that there's a UAP program that's doing reverse engineering.
	These programs don't exist.
	You're going to jail.
	I think the program exists.
	They just haven't found it.
	But like reverse engineering craft and stuff.
	What does UAP stand for?
	Unidentified aerial phenomenon.
	So if you have a Chinese drone, there's a program that's probably reverse engineering.
	I mean, UFOs fit under that also.
	Exactly.
	If he's saying that they have non-human intelligence, like he's under oath saying there's non-human craft, non-human biologics, which again, I don't really even know what that means.
	I mean, what are the chances that there's like an alien dynastic family that still exists in part of Asia?
	And then one of them.
	We're trying to have a serious conversation about aliens, and I feel like you're derailing it within the future.
	I'm not derailing it.
	I'm not derailing it.
	I'm just saying there is a dynastic alien family that is still existing in Asia.
	Just let me get that.
	Of the most important revelation in human history.
	In human history.
	I'm about to give it to you.
	So one of them, because they have the only ones that are smart enough and powerful enough to, you know, command the spacecraft, right?
	That they have, that is a drone, essentially.
	They flew it over here, right?
	Crash-landed.
	Not surprising.
	Okay.
	Those two volumes.
	We collect.
	Hold on.
	We collect.
	We collect this craft, and then there is biologics in it.
	And these biologics are slightly different.
	They're slightly different.
	They have, because it's an ancient dynastic alien family.
	So they still have some of the biologics from the aliens.
	They have more of it.
	It's like, you know how like the British royal family is a bunch of like cousin fucking inbred pieces of garbage.
	Yes.
	So if you look, if you actually look at their DNA, right?
	How many chromosomes total?
	Eight or nine?
	Three?
	Same as their teeth.
	Exactly, right?
	So it's like you're going to, if you look at that royal blood DNA.
	Much less alien DNA.
	Also, and another thing that we don't even talk about, but like the British royal family, like they're all Germans.
	Like, how could you, Great Britain?
	Like, pathetic.
	You're going to let a bunch of Germans just steal your fucking royal homes.
	And this is disgusting.
	Like, yes, in America, we let a Kenyan rule it for eight years, but you know what I mean?
	But it's not for eternity.
	You know what I mean?
	That is our, that is, you know, we got it back.
	Back to the aliens.
	Yeah, sorry, sorry.
	Are we in conspiracy shows?
	Are we in conspiracy shows?
	We're the tricks.
	I think conspiracy theorists should be like, well, we're not touching.
	Yeah, no, no.
	That is true.
	Yeah, that is true.
	Okay.
	Okay, where are we?
	Is the government?
	Me and RFK, dude.
	We need to have a sit down.
	And if he's ever on this podcast, I will speak to him only in his accent.
	It's not about that.
	Do you guys hear an impression of that real quick?
	He's from Massachusetts.
	That's in Massachusetts accent.
	Oh, really?
	Has the sun?
	I want to make on the rivers having more fishing.
	No, we didn't say how the women sound.
	We said how RFK.
	Yeah, now do RFK.
	Yeah, I'll do RFK.
	Okay, yeah.
	Wait, he has a little donkey in it, right?
	It's like there's a little bit of a donkey in it.
	Yeah, yeah, there.
	The vaccine is only for blacks and what?
	It's not like Marge Simpson.
	He's March.
	How many?
	He is March.
	Good call.
	That's it.
	He's March.
	And where's Springfield?
	Massachusetts, dude.
	Also, many other places.
	That's many, many other places.
	Anyway, can we go back to the UFOs?
	Dude, we're on the edge of one of the most amazing revelations in human history, bro.
	Yes.
	Yes, we are.
	Either this guy, I think.
	Yeah, we are.
	Dude, he got to it.
	I figured it out.
	Yeah.
	Ancient dynastic alien family still existing in mainland China that has maintained their bloodline similar to the British royal family, which is a bunch of inbred yokels.
	Yes.
	Right?
	They, they too have that.
	Right.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	My point is, these ancient aliens, right?
	They are still using that alien technology.
	They have partnered up with Xi Jinping.
	They finally trusted a leader.
	They did not trust the leaders in the past.
	Look at what leaders in the past did.
	Mao?
	Murder.
	Disgusting atrocities that this man.
	So the ancient dynastic aliens would never bestow a leader like Mao with any form of power.
	But Xi Jinping, they believe in him.
	They believe in him.
	So what chance do we have to fight against the aliens?
	Will Smith?
	Well, some might say Will Smith.
	I say maybe past his prime.
	Here's the thing.
	They have the ancient dynastic aliens.
	Definitely.
	They have that.
	But you know which aliens came to America?
	The black aliens.
	The black aliens came over here.
	We got the cool aliens.
	The aliens know about music.
	They know about food.
	They know about dancing.
	What go over here?
	The most fire aliens came over here.
	What has Lil Wayne been calling himself for the past two decades?
	Oh, kids.
	Oh, 200 points.
	200 points.
	I'm just saying, we got the black aliens.
	So what y'all gonna do now?
	What y'all gonna do now?
	What y'all gonna do now, ancient dynastic aliens?
	You're not fucking out with, you're not fucking with the black aliens.
	The black aliens are ready to go.
	Are we?
	Yes, bro.
	Listen, can I?
	Are we?
	Historically speaking, they don't ask.
	I just put you on the front lines anyway.
	Racist is Alex.
	Alex wore his round-eyed t-shirt to the Asian discussion show.
	Yo, you, you are subtly one of the most racist.
	Hey, these black aliens, bro.
	They are not fucking with these dynastic aliens.
	They are not fucking with the ancient dynastics.
	These waters run deep, bro.
	Even out of space.
	They say different species of alien, bro.
	Dude, come on.
	We don't fuck with that, Scott.
	Damn, son.
	Yo, and this whole time, you know, Alex has been saying, oh, I'm actually on China side or whatever.
	Oh, shit.
	What's that?
	The Ropodope?
	What is that?
	The Ropodope?
	Oh, come on.
	Come on, man.
	Come on, China.
	China.
	Okay.
	So, anyway, shout out Asia.
	I guess we figured.
	Shout out Asia.
	Shout out America.
	All right.
	Hello.
	So shout out to you for unlocking that.
	Yeah.
	Fuckers of years have been wondering.
	All right.
	A master key can fuck any boy's button.
	That's kind of the same buttons, bro.
	That's not it.
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	A master key.
	No.
	But a boy's butt is your favorite button.
	Nothing to do with the boy's butt.
	Your boy's butt is your favorite lock.
	What's that red pill saying?
	Your boy's butt is your favorite lock.
	That's not.
	A master key can unlock a boy's butt, right?
	What is that famous red pill quote?
	Wait, that's what the priest say on Sunday.
	What's going on, son?
	What is this?
	Because of the famous red pill quote.
	A boy's butt.
	The master key unlocks any lock, but a lock that unlocks any keys is shitty lock.
	I don't think that was it.
	I think it's a master lock.
	You can unlock any boy's butt.
	No, but a boy's butt is a lock that you want to be up in.
	Isn't that a famous red pill quote?
	No, that's a red pill quote.
	What is happening?
	Dude, come on.
	Fuck libs, bro.
	Fuck the libs, dude.
	Bunch of lockless bastards.
	Okay, they ain't got no locks.
	Okay, I got a question.
	I got a question.
	Can you explain why did Obama kill his chef?
	Yo, son, son, son.
	I gotta ask him.
	Son, first of all, first of all, did he or no?
	Can we have this conversation?
	This is a conspiracy that's going around.
	So here's the thing: with this tragic incident that happened on Martha's Vineyard.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Also, can I just say one thing real quickly?
	When I was in the south of France, there was this beautiful vineyard.
	I wanted to take a jog by it.
	So I asked the concierge at the hotel and I was like, hey, man, there's a vineyard around here.
	Can I go take a run by it?
	Which direction will I go?
	And the guy goes, oh, in English, he goes, he goes, oh, yes, there is a vineyard over there you can go take a run by.
	And I was like, oh shit.
	Vineyard is just a fine yard, which in American English is disgusting.
	I have a vineyard on my property.
	I have a vineyard on my property.
	There's a yard of vines on my property.
	Isn't it crazy?
	Great marketing.
	Unbelievable marketing.
	Just franchising anything can make it so much.
	Do you know what I mean?
	Thank God there's no like grape yards in the fucking South because Southerners would ruin that.
	They would.
	Vineyard.
	Yeah, they call vineyards.
	I got a great Chardonnay in my vineyard.
	Yeah.
	That's Chardonnay, actually.
	And they'd be very proud of it, too.
	They would.
	Yeah, they love mispronouncing things.
	Oh, God.
	Like Mobile, Alabama is Mobile.
	Which one is right?
	It's M-O-B-I-L-E, I'm pretty sure, but which is mobile.
	And you have a mobile phone, but they call it Mobile.
	Mobile.
	Because they just love mispronouncing things.
	Yeah.
	Italy, Texas.
	I got friends whose family there, Italy, Texas.
	They like really take pride in pronouncing things poorly.
	I love that.
	Yeah.
	That's actually kind of nice about that.
	Then the last two, I was like, yeah, that was Italy is way more fun.
	Itly, yo, actually be hard to say to me.
	Italy.
	If you say Italy, they're like, no, no, no.
	That's over there.
	You also got to create some separation.
	There's enough separation.
	No, I don't think anyone's going to show up to Italy, Texas, be like, oh, no.
	I thought, oh, fuck.
	I was wondering why the flight was so cheap, dude.
	What a mistake.
	Okay.
	Obama's cook dies on a paddleboard in Martin Vineyard.
	100 feet away from the shore, eight feet deep water.
	The guy can swim.
	He can swim.
	There's videos of him swimming.
	He's, I assume, paddleboarded before.
	You don't go out on a paddleboard 100 feet out if you don't know how to swim.
	It's kind of a dangerous thing to do.
	There was a person that was like, I don't know, 100 feet away that said they saw it happen and couldn't get to them.
	Yeah, apparently I heard that.
	I don't know.
	In time.
	No one knows who like this second person is, apparently.
	I think this is the Maxine, bro.
	If I'm being honest with you.
	Yeah, let's go.
	I think that he has some heart issue.
	Like a lot of us have developed heart issues from the Maxine.
	And I think he got double dose and I think he got the boosters.
	And I think that Maxine kicked in right when he was on that paddleboard.
	Can I give you a counterpoint?
	Blaming the Maxine?
	Go.
	He is black.
	What does that mean?
	Probably unvaccinated.
	He is around Obama and he's going to public events to be vaccinated.
	Obama, one dose max.
	Yeah.
	I mean, half.
	Yeah, I don't even think.
	The white half of him was like, we'll do it.
	The black half was like, I don't trust it.
	Bro, you think so?
	Single dose.
	I bet money Obama's single dose.
	Ain't no way, bro.
	Ain't no way he could.
	I can see him being at home.
	Yeah, I don't trust the government.
	I can see it as much.
	I could see it.
	I could see it.
	But it is a possibility.
	The only way I could see him dying on the paddleboard, the only way is if he had some sort of cardiac arrest, something like that, or a stroke.
	There's no way I could see him.
	Stroke.
	Yeah, drowning.
	They haven't reported on that.
	I just can't see him falling off and drowning.
	I don't see that as a realistic option.
	Even if you couldn't swim at all, I don't know why you'd be on the paddleboard without some sort of like leash.
	Maybe you don't have a leash at all.
	I think if you can't swim at all, you're not going 100 feet fucking out, right?
	Two.
	Well, he can swim.
	If you've seen the video you sent.
	I saw.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Like, so he can swim.
	You can get back to the board or you can get back to shore.
	Because we know you can swim.
	So the only, you seem skeptical at that.
	No, I'm trying to find, I'm trying to find a counterpoint to what you're saying.
	So I guess what I'm saying is if you experienced some sort of cardiac situation or a stroke situation that limited your ability to swim and save yourself, that makes sense.
	But why aren't they reporting on that?
	I mean, I don't know if they've done the autopsy.
	I'm assuming it has to be some other.
	The police did the autopsy.
	I know that there's no foul play.
	I know they're still waiting on toxicology, which if there was foul play, I think toxicology would reveal.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
	What do you think toxicology is going to show?
	Two dates with Maxine, possibly two extra booster situations of vaccine?
	Do you think that's a good idea?
	It's got to be like heat stroke or some shit, right?
	You're out in the sun all day, you get heat stroke, boom.
	I mean, if there's a type of person that's more built to handle that, you know.
	You think he's got it?
	I think it's him.
	Yeah.
	It's not like an Irishman that's paddleboarding in Marshall Vineyards.
	But heat stroke, I don't think, has to do with melanin.
	I think heat stroke could just get anybody anytime.
	I don't know if that's...
	I don't know about that.
	That's got to be heat.
	You think black people are better at saunas?
	Is that true?
	No.
	I think black people are better at handling heat.
	Why?
	Is it possible to look at it?
	I'm on board.
	They like heat more than I just bet.
	I think the body handles the heat and the direct sun better.
	Yeah.
	100%.
	I can't handle heat.
	Why not?
	Like, I'm always hot.
	That's why this room is always free.
	Oh, it could be a past life.
	Maybe this guy's a past life white.
	Yes.
	Yes, you have that.
	You have that.
	But nobody's going to talk about the spy submarines.
	Talk to me.
	Maybe it was an Asian spy submarine that took him out.
	Holy shit.
	He went out a little bit too far.
	Got a little too close.
	Damn.
	Nobody talking about that.
	Come on, bro.
	I mean, it's just such an odd thing.
	So he's just like falling and hit his head or something.
	That's what I'm saying.
	The paddleboard.
	No, come on.
	He's also, how old is he?
	Like 45?
	He could be a free guy.
	You slip, and then the paddle just happens to like smack you in a spot.
	Okay, you fall, paddle hits you, or the board maybe hits you.
	For whatever reason, knocks you out, then you drown because you're knocked out.
	Yeah.
	Devil's advocate also.
	You almost drowned.
	I'm not even making a joke in surfing and what didn't seem like it made it.
	Maybe the joke, though.
	But you had just come out.
	So a conspiracy theorist would be like, oh, he just came out with his Netflix special.
	He's going at everybody, going at all the fire authorities.
	I bet there was some foul play because that guy can surf.
	Why would he die on a surfboard?
	That's good point.
	He's a trained surfer.
	My thing with like drowning.
	If I'm a powerful person, I'm trying to take someone out.
	I'm going to go with what is the most common way that people die.
	Right?
	Like, just poison him or something and be like, oh, he's got, yeah, he had a lot of people.
	Well, that toxicology would show he got poisoned.
	Bro, if you're the, if you're a former, if we're saying the conspiracy is that like people within the elites, Obama killed this guy.
	I'm like, just do the thing that's the most obvious.
	And then cheat the toxicology.
	Yeah.
	I don't think it was Obama that did it.
	Who do you think did it?
	Somebody.
	Nah, but people dying out at sea.
	It was somebody.
	Sounds a way to take people out, though.
	It was somebody, but it was fucking somebody.
	Somebody did it, dude.
	A guy?
	Probably.
	Probably a guy.
	Maybe this is a guy who lived on Martha's Vineyard and he was like, black people are moving in.
	Let's cut this shit out.
	That's the Black Island, though.
	Oh, that's the Black Island?
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's a Black Island, but there is a larger percentage of very wealthy black people that go vacation there.
	Oh, really?
	Illuminati blacks.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	You gotta be fired.
	And when did that start?
	Do you know about that?
	Someone told me about this recently.
	I can't talk about that.
	Oh, my bad.
	Sorry.
	My bad.
	I almost tricked you into telling you.
	But think about it.
	Let's say you're one of the most powerful people in the world.
	You're trying to take out someone that knows something, someone that's close to you.
	Yeah.
	How do you take them out?
	Definitely paddle book.
	Right?
	Like, if someone dies drowning, you're almost like, oh, that's so weird.
	Who dies drowning?
	Right?
	That's a pretty uncommon way to die.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	It's going to create more suspicion, you're saying?
	Yeah.
	I'm like, poison him.
	Yeah, a car accident is more common than drowning.
	So this would be this is your argument for why there probably is no foul play.
	Correct.
	Because if you wanted to take someone out, you would do it in a less conspicuous way.
	I believe powerful people are killing people all the time, no question.
	American elites, Russian elites, whatever.
	People are dying, and I think it's happening in more subtle ways that don't even come on the radar.
	How nice is it to be Russian where like if you don't like someone and you're wealthy, you can just kill them and then everybody will look the other way.
	It's just accepted.
	And you don't have to go through this whole like sneaking the poison.
	Sneaking would be the word.
	If you're rich, it's nice.
	Convenient.
	Convenience.
	Okay.
	Like, because in America, like, you have to sneak the poison in a cheesecake and then you're like watch him eat it.
	And maybe he doesn't take that bite.
	And you're just like, fuck.
	He's like, I'm trying to watch my figure.
	And you're like, fucking don't.
	Tonight is anything about there's ever a night to cheat.
	Tonight is the fucking night.
	Yeah, it's a stressful situation trying to murder somebody that you don't like.
	You talk from experience here?
	I've never tried to murder somebody.
	I mean, have you thought about it?
	No.
	I don't know.
	No.
	I'm trying to think if there's ever a situation where I was like, oh, it'd be so much easier.
	There was never a couple of flight stewardess that you wanted to take?
	No, never murder.
	Never crushed your mind.
	Never.
	Never one time.
	You're like, oh, I wish that just a light would fall.
	Somebody interview you on a podcast, maybe?
	That never happened?
	No, no, that never happened.
	Okay, interesting.
	Yeah, I want them to live and thrive.
	But yeah, if you're a powerful person, how do you take someone out?
	I think you go the most obvious route.
	You got to do a heart attack while they're sleeping.
	Sorry.
	What if they were trying to poison Obama in food and then he taste-tested the food and then bang.
	Now we're talking.
	That's fucking good.
	Now we're talking.
	That's fucking good.
	Wow, it was maybe a hit on Obama.
	Holy shit.
	He takes a little bit off.
	He didn't think much of it.
	Holy shit.
	I think we cracked the code that they were going to do.
	That might be it right there.
	Because Obama, what are you?
	You're out of office.
	He's too cool to get poisoned.
	You'll see a color model.
	Maybe they're trying to poison.
	Maybe they're trying to poison Michelle.
	Oh, shit.
	They don't want her to run for president.
	Oh, shit.
	That's a big threat.
	And maybe this is a...
	Maybe this is a message.
	Hey, if you're even thinking of running for president, we just want to let you know we can get to you.
	Yeah.
	We're going to take this person out who's close to you.
	So if we can get them, we can get you.
	Fuck.
	Everyone pointed out this photo and they were like, this happened like a couple days after the chef passed away.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, that's what that was?
	It's so funny.
	His fingers are broken.
	He's got a black eye.
	I was like, you think he did it himself?
	Like, there's no, like, do you really think Obama killed a guy with his own hands?
	He's what, 55 at this point?
	Yeah.
	I'm like, even if you're like the most hardcore conspiracy theorist.
	Come on, say, he got that.
	Yo, how many of you want it?
	He wanted it.
	How many days after your chef dies do you go golfing?
	Like, you can't golf that day.
	But tea times are so hard to get.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Yeah, but not if you're president.
	So I'm just like, what is the amount?
	Like, you can't golf the way.
	He only missed one meal.
	My man missed one thing.
	And he's like, I got to hit the links, bro.
	We got to work this out.
	Yo, that is, that is, this is your chef from when you were in the White House.
	I think so.
	You've known this guy for how long now?
	But this still sucks.
	It's a guy who died.
	No, no, it's horrible.
	It's horrible.
	What I'm trying to say is he went and played golf very soon after.
	Two days after.
	That's a little crazy.
	I think you've got to at least.
	Everyone grieves different.
	Wear black.
	He didn't even wear black.
	He had white shorts on.
	You're representing.
	I'm grieving.
	That's right.
	But isn't wearing black at golf?
	Like, you're not supposed to do that?
	Or is that just tennis?
	Oh, I don't know.
	He is the 44th president of the United States of America.
	He can wear whatever he wants on a golf course.
	He shouldn't be golfing, bro.
	And if you do go golfing, make sure nobody's taking pictures of you.
	Shut the whole course down or something.
	You can't be out there having a good time.
	Yeah, it's a little crazy.
	I'm also like, you're an older guy.
	He knows so many people.
	A lot of people he knows probably die.
	It's his chef.
	How close of a relationship is that?
	I don't know.
	The closest.
	I've never had a chef.
	I don't know how close that.
	You're with him three times a day.
	How many people do you think Obama is directly encountering three times a day?
	Was it his only chef?
	Because his private chef, so probably.
	It's his guy.
	And the house can be super big.
	They might just call him once the food is ready.
	Like, they might not.
	Yeah, I don't know if they're boys, boys, but like you are interacting and they're curating your food.
	They're like part of your life.
	They're traveling with you.
	At the very least, he's an employee that's been with you for 15 years.
	Since, oh, wait, it's 2023 now.
	At the very least, this is an employee that's been to me for 15 years.
	That's a long time.
	Two days.
	You can golf after two days, bro.
	I say you give it a week.
	Maybe I just don't get golf.
	Yeah, that's the thing.
	You don't golf now.
	This is the best endorsement for golf.
	It's like, how fire is this sport, baby?
	You just can't stay away, dude.
	Yeah, dude.
	Can't stay away.
	He was golfing.
	Maybe it was the Saudis.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	Wait, how?
	They run golf now.
	They run golf.
	I don't know.
	I was trying to go with them, but I don't really get eye on it.
	I was trying.
	I saw it.
	I saw it.
	There's dots to be connected.
	All right, guys, let's take a break for a second.
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	Let's talk about the fact that this weekend was one of the greatest fight sport weekends in history.
	Yeah.
	Errol Spence Jr., Terrence Bud Crawford fight for the unified 147-pound championship.
	Yeah.
	Bud just outclasses.
	I mean, yeah, dude.
	I was rooting for Spence.
	He's a Dallas guy.
	Yeah.
	I ordered the fight.
	I'm watching just knockdown after knockdown.
	I'm like, what the fuck is it?
	People say this is one of the greatest fights matchups ever.
	If you want to look at.
	Both undefeated.
	Yeah, both undefeated, both incredibly dominant in their careers.
	But if you want to look at actual elite boxing skill, you're not going to find another fight like this.
	I mean, there's only a few in history where both are elite, elite fighters and tons of action.
	That's the thing that happens in a lot of like when elite fighters fight each other.
	A lot of times it's not a lot of action because both are so good, they're canceling out each of their advantages.
	And it's like, okay, maybe you're going to get some strikes, maybe you're going to get some touches, but it can be boring.
	This was two guys that were said, I'm going to go after it.
	I am not running.
	I'm not taking a step back.
	To Errol Spence Jr.'s credit, he was game till they stopped that fight.
	He had no quit in him.
	That guy is a fucking dog.
	Like, say whatever you want about him getting beat and he got beat convincingly.
	He has fucking heart, bro.
	He was going after it.
	And he was, he made that fight interesting because it's easy to step back and go, okay, I'm going to try to stick and use the jab, get on my bicycle, move away, not let this guy touch me because he was getting out box.
	But he's like, no, I'm a dog.
	I'm going to get in there.
	I'm going to throw these body shots.
	If I get caught, I get caught.
	And he did.
	And then there's Bud Crawford and all the credits of Bud, man.
	That was an unbelievable performance.
	Elite boxing, never off balance, not for a second.
	Every punch he threw, he was completely on balance.
	Every time that he swung, he was within range.
	His defense was impeccable.
	I mean, this was one of the most glorious boxing performances I've ever seen in my entire life.
	I've been watching boxing since I'm a kid.
	This man, it felt like I was watching Floyd.
	Like, it was just stylistically different, but the balance.
	You never see Floyd off balance.
	Yeah.
	And you never saw Bud reaching too far.
	You never saw his ability to throw with power.
	Every single time, the jab snapping.
	One of those guys who's a, he's a natural right-handed dude, but he fights South Paul.
	So his strong hands in his front.
	Oscar De Hoya is one of these guys who's great.
	But just popping the jab and his counters and always on balance.
	It was just beautiful.
	This is like immaculate boxing.
	If there was a way to get people excited about boxing again, it was watching this fight.
	And it was so interesting because we were watching it at the casino in AC after the show.
	And thank you so much, everybody, who came out to the show, man.
	That was awesome.
	You were watching it at the sport book and you had the UFC fight on and you had the boxing match.
	You get to watch both.
	That's great.
	And you saw the energy completely shift once the final card came on for boxing.
	Once Arroy Spence and Bud Crawford were fighting, the energy of the whole sports book was about the boxing match.
	Every fight before that in boxing, nobody gave a fuck about.
	Like nobody gave a fuck.
	It was all about the UFC.
	I mean, one of the things that Evala pointed this out that like UFC really exposed, especially when you're watching them side to side, is that when we were watching the Pitbull Cruise fight, which is on the undercard, right?
	Shot to Pit Bull Cruise is an excellent fighter.
	That fight went 12 rounds.
	Three different UFC fights happened within that 12-round fight.
	And each of them were like ended in devastating fashion and exciting.
	It was like, we just got three for the price of one.
	But in terms of enjoyment, we got 20x enjoyment.
	Nobody even was looking at the boxing or even cheering for the button.
	Nothing.
	And it was just UFC is such, especially on the undercards, an unbelievably engaging sport.
	You can't look away.
	Boxing is only engaging at the most elite.
	Even when you watch the younger guys that are just going to dominate and knock the other guy out, it's boring.
	It's boring.
	It's too one-sided and it's whack.
	When you see that high-level chess match, when you saw what happened with Spence and Crawford, that is elite, elite, elite entertainment.
	And that's what the UFC can do.
	The UFC can match up fighters that are on equal levels and create interesting fights.
	With boxing, since they're not all owned by the same promoter or contracted by the same promoter, they can't risk it.
	You've got a young, talented fighter.
	You can't risk them taking a loss.
	So you put them up against Tomato Cam for 20 fights.
	And then at the end of their career, Bud is 35.
	Errol's 33.
	Like, this is old for boxing.
	Then they fight.
	If this was UFC, they would have fought three times by now before they're 30 years old.
	So seeing them side by side really exposes the advantages that the UFC has.
	Yeah.
	But I will say technical elite boxing is so entertaining.
	It is so.
	This was the first boxing match that I watched.
	I was like, oh, this is like at the time more entertaining than any of the UFC fights.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it was, and there's also an interesting racial divide that happens because the second that boxing match was over, every black person left the sports.
	Every single black person left the sports.
	Yeah, it's interesting.
	And so black people and Latinos, but Latinos also like the UFC, but black people specifically are holding down boxing.
	And that's why you see the biggest fights are when you have black Javante Davis, Bud Crawford, Errol Spence, or Latino, like who's the guy that Javante just beats?
	Ryan Garcia.
	Ryan Garcia.
	Like they are really holding boxing together.
	But in terms of like white people in America, they've really kind of shifted over to UFC.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's a good point.
	It feels like that.
	Is it because they're not as on a casual level?
	Sorry.
	On a casual, the casual fan.
	Yeah.
	The white casual used to be a white casual boxing fan.
	Now they're a white casual.
	Is it because they're not dominating boxing at all?
	Like they're the whites?
	Yeah, they don't have.
	They got Tyson Fury, but I don't know any other white box.
	My boy, whites haven't dominated boxing in about two years.
	But now they got an alternative.
	Now they got UFC where it's like, oh, we're still dominating.
	Seeing yourself be reflected is always better.
	Just me Lynn for boxing.
	This is like a cultural thing, too.
	Like if you don't hang out with a lot of black people, you might not know that there's a boxing fight happening.
	And I also know the culture that you're like intertwined with.
	Like if you're like a white dude, right, who is into fitness and you're listening to the most popular podcast ever, Joe Rogan, you're hearing him talk about high-level UFC fights and you're seeing it like permeate the culture that is outside of just boxing, but just comedy culture, podcasting culture.
	Like think about how much UFC talk there is across comedy podcasts.
	There's not as much boxing and there's not as many boxers that are coming in and like blending and seeing that.
	Like we should have Bud Crawford.
	Bud should be here right now.
	And they should see the value too.
	Like we should have Javante.
	Like their manager should be like, holy shit.
	There's been so many UFC fighters that have been built up through podcasting and through these types of experience.
	Get them on Rogan.
	Get them on Flagrant.
	Get them on these podcasts.
	They can blow it up.
	That's true.
	Why do you think Crawford was so dominant?
	Curious.
	His balance.
	His balance, his balance and timing.
	I think he's a harder puncher and he's a faster puncher than Spence.
	And Spence has this really beautiful, relentless pressure that he works behind the jab.
	And he's got, he's really interesting fighter.
	He's all working behind the jab and he does this great body work, but he couldn't get Crawford off balance.
	And Crawford was faster to the punch.
	So like when he would try to work him, he couldn't effectively get inside because Crawford was catching him as he was trying to come in.
	So it was costly to come in.
	And the hands, his hands, Arrow Spence's hands weren't heavy enough to get Crawford to go, I got to cover up.
	Yeah, I think that's what made this.
	I think power made a difference.
	Nobody thought that that was going to be the case.
	Crawford's coming up from 135.
	Spence should probably be at 154 by now.
	He's a big guy, but for whatever reason.
	But I heard Crawford pretty much walks around at his fighting weight.
	And I think that's going to be like fighters are going to start seeing like, hey, if I'd say Floyd did it.
	You don't have to cut like that.
	Like you can, you're way stronger.
	And you probably debatable because you, earlier in your career, when you can lose the weight in the recover, you want to do that because you're just so much more powerful.
	You're adding 20 pounds of power on a punch if you can add that the next day.
	What you lose sometimes is your chin.
	Somebody's breaking this down on the podcast, but they're talking about like the, there's like a, there's a liquid barrier between your brain and your skull.
	Blood, blame, blood, brain, blurry.
	Blood, brain, barrier.
	But I think there's also some like actual water and fluid that's in that.
	So the more dehydrated you are, the easier you are to knock out because you just don't have as much of that hydration separating your skull from your brain.
	That's what the guy said.
	I don't know how much truth is here.
	But they do say that, that you can be a little bit, what's called chinny if you're, if you're really, really dehydrated.
	But you have an advantage in power if you can come down.
	I think they, if they can, from all combat sports, they should remove like the cutting weight.
	That would be great.
	I think they should.
	And the thing that you notice with Crawford is it wasn't one punch that was hurting him.
	It was the combination of punches, right?
	It was like every time he could get up, Errol could get up.
	Yeah.
	But he just was going to keep getting battered.
	Did you think there was anything wrong with Errol?
	That's what I'm seeing.
	You think that's just selling a rematch?
	Maybe.
	I just, from what I saw, Crawford's Arrow's power wasn't significant enough to make Crawford question his decisions when he countered.
	Yeah, even when he got touched, it would just like snap him and he was back.
	Like, he never got wobbled.
	He never got disoriented at all.
	Yeah, because if you're a counterpuncher and you're not really worried about getting hurt, you can start taking some risks.
	Yeah, you can sit in the pocket.
	You can throw.
	Like, there's that great moment where Crawford knocked Spence down with an uppercut on the inside.
	So Spence was trying to crowd him.
	Remember that?
	And then he throws it.
	You're only throwing, you're only throwing a front-hand uppercut against a fighter that has been throwing looping left hands.
	If you're confident that if that left hand lands, you can take it.
	This is a dangerous shot.
	You're throwing a looping left hand.
	So that means this hand is coming over the top.
	Yeah.
	Completely open.
	You're only throwing that if you're like, I think I can handle that power.
	A couple of these.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And that's what it looked like.
	I mean, he was, I mean, both of them to Spence's credit, but like both of them are staying close.
	Yeah.
	Like the proximity was right there.
	It was beautiful, man.
	Like it was beautiful to see like two dogs, like both of them dogs.
	He stuck it out more rounds than I thought.
	I'll be honest.
	Like after what, the fourth or fifth, it was like, how many rounds did it go?
	Eight?
	I think eight.
	Yeah.
	It just kept coming forward, man.
	Like, that's so much respect.
	So much response.
	I remember watching the fifth round being like, what do you do?
	Like, you're getting like touched way more.
	You can't, like, even when you're connecting, it's not actually shaking him.
	Yeah.
	And like, that must be such a debilitating position to be in mentally.
	The doctor's coming out fucking checking you, and you're like, yeah.
	Like the mental roadblock to get through three more rounds of that is just 100%.
	Imagine that.
	The doctor comes in and says, Are you okay in front of 20,000 people?
	Oh, yeah.
	20,000.
	Yeah, yeah, definitely that.
	Oh, yeah, exactly.
	Other people at home, too.
	But like, but both of them are going to make life-changing money as they deserve.
	Bud is going to get the credit that he deserves for the type of boxer and the level of boxer he is.
	Like a lot of great things come from this.
	If they fight again, cool.
	If not, there are tons of interesting fights for Arroy.
	You know what I mean?
	Like Arrow fighting Ryan Garcia, both coming off a loss.
	Yeah, both big names.
	Bud has nobody to fight now, though.
	Javante.
	Now, I don't think Javante will come up.
	He's not going to come up.
	But that is what people would love to watch.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I don't think I don't even think Javante should come up.
	I think Javante probably naturally is a 135er.
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	Yeah.
	So he's already coming up to 140.
	But like there are people.
	There's the Charlo brother, who's, I think, at 154 and 160.
	But one, you know, maybe they could find a catch weight.
	Like, there's some names out there.
	What is what is Crawford normally fight at?
	147.
	Okay.
	What about Devin Haney?
	Haney's 140.
	How about Shakur Stevenson?
	I've heard.
	Yeah, Shakur Stevenson, I think, is 140 as well.
	But I think they're like, I think, I think that's his mentor.
	Like, Shakur's mentor is Bud.
	I obviously don't know much, but Matt McCoy, our friend comedian who boxes, was like, Kyo, Shakur, that guy could be.
	He's got the potential to be the best MP.
	Yeah, there's a guy named Boots Ennis who had a great outing.
	He might.
	There's a lot of guys in that weight class that could be really fun and interesting fights.
	But how much credit do you give Eminem for the win?
	All credit goes to Eminem.
	Honestly, I thought he was going to lose once I saw him walking out with Eminem.
	I was like, oh, picking a white guy for boxing.
	Yeah, I know.
	That's a fun for that move.
	Bro, it was brilliant, though, because Eminem is arguably the biggest superstar in the history of rap.
	In his day, yeah.
	In any day.
	Like, there isn't one since that's reached.
	Oh, damn.
	Yeah, I'm saying his peak versus anybody else's peak was there.
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	Like, so you have the biggest superstar in the history of rap walking you out, right?
	Now, this doesn't feel like, oh, this is a specific cultural demographic of boxing and black people that know about this.
	It goes, all the white people that didn't know who Bud Crawford was or like May Fringe knew see Eminem walking out and they're like, oh, this must have been a big fight.
	I missed this fucking fun.
	If this is big enough for Eminem to be there, like, why?
	What has never walked out anybody?
	Yeah.
	It's like Jay-Z walking out somebody.
	Yeah.
	You'd be like, what the fuck?
	Oh, this is a big deal.
	Bro, if Jay-Z walked out Dustin Poirier or something, what would black people think about that UFC fight?
	That's our guy now.
	That's our guy.
	Right?
	Like, and I was like, what a great strategic move right there.
	You know, it wasn't even strategic.
	He just went on Twitter like a couple days before.
	He's like, who wants to walk me out?
	Yeah.
	And Eminem replied to that.
	And how cool.
	That's awesome.
	Yeah.
	So yeah, anyway.
	Oh, that's awesome.
	Fire.
	Very cool fight.
	And also shout out to Dustin and Dustin Gaetchy.
	And what an amazing UFC card that was.
	Oh, by the way, if you want tickets to UFC 292, Sterling, and O'Malley, or UFC.com.
	You're giving away two tickets and $2,000.
	Hit that up.
	Okay, we'll put the thing on the screen so everybody knows.
	But make sure you go do that.
	Go up to Boston, see that fight.
	That fight will be absolutely sensational.
	You know, those boys are going to go at it.
	Yeah, Dustin Poirier, Dustin Gaitchy, Justin Gaetchy, who had just this unbelievable game plan.
	I mean, Dustin Poirier, that I don't think gets enough credit for having one of the sneakiest defenses in fight sports.
	What is that?
	He is a sneaky beef.
	Like the way that he defends, he has this like great shell, and he's really hard to hit clean.
	Okay.
	And like, but like he'll, I don't know, he'll like, he'll move his hands, he'll use like his elbows.
	It's like, it's almost, he does like, he has like a, almost like a Philly shell element of the Philly shell, but he'll also use it to block kicks and everything.
	Philly shell, sorry.
	It's a how Floyd fights where it's like one arm down, use your left shoulder to block right hands that are coming in, and then also your right to parry jabs.
	Okay.
	Anyway, so he uses all these things, but he's really hard to hit flush.
	If you notice, it's rare that he gets hit flush.
	And even the kick that Justin landed, I've never seen Justin throw a head kick in the entire time that I've been watching him.
	Yeah, he's there.
	He blocks it with the right hand, but it comes and wraps around and hits him on the back of the head.
	So one great strategic move by Justin and his camp to go for a head kick when nobody would expect that he would even throw that.
	He usually chews up your legs, you know?
	And then two, just like great fight, both of them, both of them, great attitude afterwards, like tons of admiration for one another.
	Bro, the backflip off the cage.
	That's crazy.
	How do you do?
	That's insane.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Like after just getting your leg kicked for two rounds, you do a backflip.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's wild.
	I mean, just awesome.
	Awesome UFC card.
	Shout out to Poetan.
	Derek Lewis is hilarious.
	Derek Lewis.
	That was so funny.
	All time.
	My favorite.
	That was my absolute favorite.
	Yeah, that's my guy now.
	Calls are hot, bro.
	Balls are hot.
	First round, flying knee and just pummel him.
	Who did he do that to?
	He fought some guy in COVID and just like walked him down 10 seconds and just like destroyed him.
	Do you remember this?
	I can't remember who it was, but it was the same exact thing.
	He just like destroyed him and then same thing.
	Pants come off immediately.
	My balls is hot.
	Yeah.
	It's like the greatest.
	And then they asked him about it.
	He's like, I just wanted to try some wild shit to start the fight.
	Something like that.
	No real strategy.
	Like, what's the name?
	Masvidal was like, I saw there was a weakness with ass crew and then I could come at him with this and he wouldn't be ready.
	Derek Lewis was like, man, I just wanted to try some shit.
	I lost some buns of weight.
	I want to jump.
	You saw his abs go through.
	He got the abs going.
	I don't know.
	It was just so impressive.
	That was a great fight.
	I mean, awesome.
	Just like, what we are so lucky we got to witness that boxing card and that UFC card at the same time.
	Yeah.
	Like, yeah, we're so lucky.
	Yeah, that was fire.
	So lucky.
	And enjoy it, man.
	And then the Pereira Blakovitz fight, how was that?
	I didn't get to see it.
	I thought Poetan showed unbelievable defense on the wrestling.
	Like his wrestling and ground defense.
	I mean, if you remember Blahovich when he fought Izzy, he didn't really try to attack Izzy on the ground.
	He just held him on the ground.
	Which is, I think, more difficult to counter.
	When you're trying to attack, you risk putting yourself out of position and someone can get out.
	And I think Jan was like, if this goes to the feet, I'm at a major disadvantage against Izzy because he's arguably the greatest striker in the history of MMA.
	So it's like you, you could, but I think with Jan and Poetan, I think he wanted to try to see if he could get something going on the ground.
	He's like, I think my best chances are I can choke him out.
	And Poetan was able to defend it.
	I mean, I would love to see Poetan go win the belt and then Izzy and him fight for a third time for the belt at light heavyweight.
	Izzy becomes two division champ.
	And then if Izzy wants, challenge John Jones at heavyweight and then three division.
	That's a biggest fight in MMA history.
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	And we'll see what happens.
	That's crazy.
	Yeah.
	And then he retires and becomes a rapper.
	Just rap.
	Rap forever, dude.
	Oh, that's fine.
	Yeah, so that's cool.
	Okay, what else we got, boys?
	All right, Twitter's rebranded to X. Do you want to talk about this?
	Yo, Twitter can do anything they want now that Threads is a dud.
	Threads is over, bro.
	Stop posting.
	I didn't think it's over.
	It's over.
	Why do you think it's over?
	There's no culture on it.
	There's no culture on it.
	They didn't offer anything new that we could create culture around.
	So it's just another place to tweet and then potentially dilute your content, right?
	So you're like, am I going to do a Twitter thread?
	Am I going to do a tweet thread on threads and then have to repeat this whole shit on Twitter?
	Ah, it's too much.
	It's kind of like there could be some work that goes into a tweet.
	You know, you're like, I mean, if you're one of these people that do like long, like 20-tweet threads, like that's a pain in the ass to repeat that over on threads when you've already done it on Twitter.
	It just didn't offer a new thing.
	It's like, let's say you put out a new iPhone.
	There needs to be something seductive about the new iPhone.
	I remember there was a time where it was FaceTime.
	It was a time where there was three fucking cameras on the outside and they had the super zoom.
	You just need to give me something that makes me feel like mine is antiquated and I need to jump on.
	But it was an exact replica of a thing that we already have.
	Yeah.
	I agree.
	Threads sucks, but I will say this in terms of Twitter just doing whatever they want to.
	They're not competing with threads.
	They're competing with Instagram.
	They're competing with TikTok.
	You know, I think we saw the thing he's trying to make this like a WeChat one-stop shop.
	So just because Threads bomb doesn't mean Twitter is going to win.
	You know what I mean?
	It's losing money, been losing money.
	Yes.
	So how, do you think Elon's going to make it profitable?
	Is the X going to help?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	This X thing is so peculiar.
	I don't even get it.
	My feeling is like when it's so bizarre and the move seems so out of left field, I feel like I don't know what he's up to.
	He's up to something.
	He must be up to something because it makes no sense.
	I can't tell if I'm gaslighting myself, but like, I don't think he's a stupid guy.
	So when he's doing something that makes no sense at all, I'm like, oh, there's a play here that's bigger than he's.
	X me.
	Like, I mean that in terms of, I think what he wants to do is create like a financial backbone as part of it.
	Right.
	So you can send each other money on it.
	You can maybe pay for things, et cetera.
	He wants to copy WeChat in China.
	Yeah.
	Oh, is that what WeChat?
	That's what he said.
	Yeah.
	It's like a one-stop shop.
	You order food on there.
	You do everything on this one app.
	It's like an all-in-one app that is the most popular app in China.
	Literally everything.
	You can video call.
	You can do like voice text.
	You can do Snapchat basically.
	You can do like moments like Instagram stories.
	You can do posting content.
	You can order stuff.
	You can pay with stuff.
	You can do tap to pay.
	Everything is in this one app.
	Okay, so how does X work better with that system?
	I think it just becomes the app, and then if it's the app, it's profitable.
	X marks the spot.
	X marks the spot.
	Oh, how does the terminology?
	Like, even the terminology, like, X me.
	Hey, can I, can you buy some?
	I'm going to pay the whatever.
	Yeah, yeah, just X.
	Yeah, I'll X it and then I'll hit you back.
	Yeah, that's better.
	I'll Twitter it.
	I'll tweet to you.
	I think that's what he's up against, where he's like, okay, if this is going to become the one-stop shop for everything ever, and all commerce is done under this app, it has to be bigger than just people are going to look at it and be like, oh, that's the Twitter thing.
	Like, I'm not, yeah, I'm not going to tweet money to you.
	Yeah.
	Like, I feel like they're dealing with the Twitter had such good branding for what it was.
	And now he's trying to make it into something like that.
	What is X?
	X is a variable in math, right?
	So it's anything you want it to be.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's just he back in control because I remember feeling like a lot of people.
	I think he has a CEO, but he's also involved.
	Yeah, I know he's involved, but is he back the CEO of X now?
	So it's like a different thing.
	I'm assuming the CEO is still the same.
	Yeah, I figured that's my assumption.
	Yeah.
	So that's what I'm assuming.
	Like, I don't, all these people that are like, oh, he's so stupid.
	Like, I don't know if he's stupid.
	I love people calling.
	You can call him stupid for things outside of business.
	Like, if you want to be like, oh, you, you spend 80% of your time or 90% of your time at the office and you have all these children, then you're not as involved in their upbringing.
	Names for your kids are stupid.
	Or exactly.
	Those are just alien names.
	He wishes.
	He wishes.
	So I think those are one of the things where, like, if you're coming from someone who the way that you value life is the time that you spend with your family or with the things that you're really passionate about outside of building these businesses, you might be like, oh, it's stupid to dedicate time in that way.
	Yeah.
	But to say that he's stupid for business moves, you got to be really smart.
	You got to have a lot of, you know what I mean?
	Like, if Warren Buffett was like, yeah, I think this is stupid, I'd be like, all right, let me hear you out.
	But average Twitter user that works for DHL is going to say that Elon is stupid for changing it to X without even knowing why.
	Yeah.
	What the thinking is.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I'm like, maybe it might not work out.
	The whole thing might go belly up.
	He might lose $44 billion.
	I don't know.
	That's to be seen.
	But there is an intentional plan to try to level it up and take a huge leap to try to change the whole company and everything.
	That is admirable and interesting.
	Will he get rid of the $8 paywall?
	Because way more people are going to use X if you can access everything you need to access without a paywall.
	That's just life.
	Is the paywall just for the blue checks or do they change it?
	Paywall is just for blue checks, but I assume it gives you, you can delete tweets within X amount of time.
	You can do all these little things with the blue check that you can't do without.
	Oh, I see.
	Yeah, I think the refresh rate, you can only look at a certain number of tweets without the blue check.
	And then with it, you can not unlimited, but it's a way higher number.
	So there's all these little limitations they're putting on people who aren't paying eight bucks a month as opposed to people who are paying eight bucks a month.
	That's interesting.
	Now, if you want this to be an all-in-one app, I'm not paying eight bucks a month to Venmo you.
	I'm not paying eight bucks a month for X. He'll get it in the transactions.
	Yeah, I'm sure it'll be some other.
	He'll get his money in the transaction.
	Like if you're buying food on it, you're doing all those things.
	There's going to be a little piece that comes over to them.
	And now they have more ways to profit.
	I think the issue with Twitter right now is that you really can't monetize it outside of ads and the subscription thing.
	So the more things that come up that are going to be usable that they can monetize, the less that I think they'll care about.
	Yeah, so we're thinking they throw out this $8,000.
	No, I don't think they throw it out.
	I think it's still offered as a feature.
	Yeah.
	It's like if you have the subscription, then we'll charge you less transaction fees or no transaction fees.
	Exactly.
	Maybe.
	Like a YouTube, yeah, Amazon Prime or like a YouTube premium.
	Yeah.
	So 100%.
	Yeah.
	He's saying that users are up.
	I personally have been using the app more since all of this.
	Like I'll go through like his tweets and stuff.
	Interesting.
	And I can't tell if it's like anecdotal, like it's just like happening coincidentally or what.
	But he's saying that users are up in terms of like minutes.
	Twitter's great.
	Like it's not, it's not bad.
	And also if your Twitter sucks, you choose to follow people.
	Yeah.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, so that's kind of on you as well.
	Well, now I think they're making it a little bit more algorithmic.
	They should make it.
	They're making it more like for you.
	Like here's content that you're going to like, stuff like that.
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	They should.
	But yeah, yeah, let's see what happens.
	If he turns into something that's bigger than just Twitter, I think that that'd be really impressive.
	If you want to buy stock, now's the time.
	I can't imagine it's super high.
	Because public sentiment is not sure what he's doing.
	Very interesting.
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	Now let's get back to the show.
	Can you guys break down this Mbappe situation?
	Yep.
	So basically, Al-Halal is the Saudi team.
	And effectively.
	Food card.
	I think that's the name of the team, Al-Halal.
	Or Halil.
	And basically, they are what people call sports washing in Saudi Arabia where they're buying up all these major players.
	They bought Christian Ronaldo.
	So now they offer Mbappe a billion dollars.
	What is sports washing?
	So something that was popularized around the Olympics, where these like big oil states were essentially like buy up, I think it was like weightlifters from like Georgia and be like, yo, you're going to get citizenship here and you're going to weightlift for Qatar.
	And then Qatar gets to win a gold medal.
	And I think also maybe the idea, because I heard it once and I forgot details, but I think also it changes the perception of, hey, look at all these human rights atrocities too.
	Oh, this is the place where all the great pro players are.
	It holds the World Cup.
	Yeah, it just puts you on the map, right?
	Like people really care about sports, especially around the Olympics.
	So even just seeing the flag go up, you start even asking questions like, what's Qatar?
	Like, what is that?
	What's going on?
	With the purpose of changing the public perception from either nothing or an evil oil state or whatever people's preconceived notion.
	So now they offer a billion dollars to get Mbappe for one year.
	Is it a billion?
	When you add all the things.
	$250 goes to his...
	$250 goes to PSG.
	He basically walks away with like $750 million.
	Yeah, you pay the team a little bit of money to like, hey, we're taking him from the bank.
	The team has the rights, and then they'll sell your rights.
	And then you pay the guy a salary.
	So he gets $775 million, and then the team gets $250 or something like that.
	Yeah.
	And he's basically in like the prime of his career.
	He's like in his mid-20s.
	He's already won a World Cup.
	He's one of the most prominent young soccer players.
	Potential both.
	Yeah.
	Like taking over now, Messi and Ronaldo are kind of fading out of like the national stage.
	He and like Holland are taking in.
	So it's going to be him and Holland for the next 10 years.
	Yeah, basically is what it looks like.
	And so the question is, does he leave one of the elite leagues in Europe, which historically have always dominated the French league is like less dominant, people will argue, than like the English leagues or the Spanish leagues or even the Italian leagues.
	So does he walk away from that?
	Does he not go to Madrid, not go to some other like prominent team and like really earn his stripes and like cement his legacy as one of the greatest players ever or take $750 million, play one year in Saudi Arabia against whomever is in the league at that time?
	Play with Ronaldo for a year.
	Get your money.
	Question, bro.
	Get your money.
	Get your money, bro.
	Hold up.
	Hold on one second.
	Just real quick.
	PSG, who's the team he's currently on?
	Haven't they been demoted or something?
	Are they no longer in the...
	No, they're still in the league one.
	Are they still in the Champions League?
	Champions League?
	Is it Champions League?
	Relegates?
	That's like the tournament amongst all of them.
	Are they still in the Champions League?
	So you qualify for the Champions League each year.
	I don't know if they qualified last year.
	I'd have to check.
	And does that, okay, so that wouldn't affect this season.
	I'm trying to wonder, like, if the team that he was going to be on isn't even qualified for the Champions League, he's kind of playing for a year.
	They lost Messi, but they still have Hakimi.
	I'm assuming they have other good stars.
	I know they had those three.
	Hakimi's fucking nice.
	Neymar.
	Yeah.
	And then there was this rumor that came out that the deal was already done with Real Madrid with Mbappe.
	Yeah.
	So clearly he wants out of PSG.
	Oh, this is what it seems like.
	Just this applies.
	They washed out of the Champions League last season, and then again, this season as of it.
	So they're not in it.
	And that's the huge factor for that.
	That's the only way you could say you're the king of Europe.
	If I'm him, I'm going, I don't want to play in a sub-par league and not get those Champions League games because that's less goals that I'm going to be able to score.
	That's less international spotlight.
	That's less competition at the highest level.
	I got to go to some other team that is going to play.
	I mean, Real Madrid makes perfect sense.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Going to like a Madrid, playing in Spain, playing.
	What would that offer look like?
	I have no idea.
	I'm actually curious.
	I can look it up.
	Definitely.
	I know.
	Yeah, because comparing those offers would be healthy.
	So that's the other tricky thing, right?
	Is that it's one year of your life.
	You know how often a player is injured and misses a season?
	You could treat this like an injury season.
	Yeah.
	Like you play one year there, you get $775 million.
	Now, the thing that America did with Messi is they found a way to make him the equivalent amount of money as the Saudi league offered through equity, opportunities to buy a team later, and getting a piece of all the different merch and everything.
	They're like, we're going to give you a piece of everything.
	And it looks so far like that shit is going to work out.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	So the question is, is it even worth it to Spain to offer a crazy deal like that for Mbappe?
	It might be worth it for the league.
	The league might come together and be like, let's figure this out.
	Which country has the most beautiful trans women?
	Because I think that's going to factor into his decision.
	I think he should play for Brazilian.
	Colombia or something.
	Colombian.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, the fact that none of us said Thailand is crazy.
	Like, Thailand really fell off.
	Like, they started that shit.
	Yeah, that's true.
	And then they just got left.
	They've been resting on their laurel, dude.
	They really have been resting, bro.
	They thought that they didn't have to do shit.
	They need a better rebrand because they call them ladyboys.
	He get boy out of here.
	What's a boy?
	Y'all not boy.
	That's a lady.
	That's a lady.
	That's a lady, bro.
	Come on now.
	Yeah, apparently Madrid was speculating to offer 200 million for like a six-year deal.
	Get the fuck out of my face.
	That's my point.
	You can't compare it to the Saudi deal because that's not even, that's never happened at like a billion dollars for a year.
	Even as just a competitor, I just realized this.
	How do you brought this up?
	How does Ronaldo identify himself as still being elite?
	He got like 400 million for two years.
	Hey, bro, I got $700 million for one year.
	I got you.
	You're not elite anymore.
	I'm the guy.
	If you don't take this, off the pod, you said he shouldn't do this.
	Yeah, I don't think he should do this.
	Why?
	Well, one, I don't even think it's a real offer.
	Like, I feel like they are throwing money around to get the attention of all the other players in Europe because you could, with that money with a billion dollars, if you think they, the most, I don't even know what the max is, but like, I think Grealish got like 300 million, like something crazy.
	And that was like the most ever.
	To do what?
	To go to Man City.
	I actually don't know what his deal was, but like the precedent for these deals, this is like three times like what the biggest deal before was.
	So I'm looking at this like they're throwing around money.
	They could make a top five team with just a billion dollars.
	You know what I mean?
	Like they can make a top, not just one player.
	You need more than one player to make a team.
	You could get the starters from Man City, from Man United, from all these other teams, pull them in and create an actual good team to compete on a national team.
	What about that makes this unreal, not real?
	Because I'm assuming that they're just throwing this money around to get people's attention.
	This is a bat signal.
	Yeah.
	It's the, what is it?
	What's it called?
	When our boy PBD said, I'm going to pay you $100 million to Tucker.
	Whether or not Tucker accepts that, everybody looks at PBD and goes, damn, my man got $100 million to throw around.
	They got something serious going on with their value tape.
	But if Tucker signed a $100 million contract, he still gets the $100 million.
	That's what I'm saying.
	But they're thinking if he signs it, we get the best player in soccer.
	If he doesn't, we get the attention.
	You got Draymond Green going.
	It's not a real deal, but yeah, none of that means he shouldn't take the deal.
	They believe that he won't.
	But even if he does, they get the best.
	And if he doesn't, the marketing that they're going to get, Draymond Green is out here going, yo, do they have basketball teams?
	Son LeBron said it.
	Gianna said it.
	So this is like, it's great PR.
	Now, here's the thing.
	I think if he doesn't take a deal like this, it's not the best PR move because it makes it look so awful to live in Saudi Arabia for one year that you'd rather not make $775 million.
	That's funny.
	Right?
	Like, in a way, it's just like, I would rather lose half a, if Mbappe goes, I would rather lose half a billion dollars than live a year in Saudi Arabia.
	Yeah.
	The reason I don't think, I think that they didn't think he was going to take it first off because there's already, like, this is from PSG have reportedly offered him like a billion dollar contract for like a lifetime deal.
	So like in my mind, he's going to make a billion dollars regardless.
	You know what I mean?
	Like whether it's through contracts with his clothing, with his merchandise, with whatever team he plays on, he's only like 20 something.
	You know what's the difference between $2 billion and $1 billion?
	It's a billion dollars.
	But I'm like, a billion dollars plus legacy.
	You know what I mean?
	Like he's going to become one of the greatest players of all time.
	One year.
	This doesn't take a legacy.
	That's the thing is.
	It's one year.
	You know, Jordan sat out a year with a broken foot, right?
	That's what I'm saying.
	It's an injury.
	You've got to look at like an injury.
	And I'm like, I think that affects his legacy.
	No, it doesn't.
	No.
	Why not?
	Because Michael Jordan doesn't think Michael Jordan.
	You don't think he would have scored more points if he played another year?
	But does it affect his legacy?
	It doesn't affect his statistics.
	He's so young.
	He's got so many points.
	So you think Michael Jordan is the second greatest player of all time?
	No, even if he's the greatest, he would have been more great if he played another year.
	Yeah, but he's the greatest.
	But he would have been more great.
	But you're the greatest.
	Did you even know he sat on the greatest year?
	Did you have any idea he sat on a year?
	Exactly, because it doesn't affect his legacy.
	We won't know about it later on, is what everybody's saying.
	At the end of the day, as long as he continues to have success like he has had, then, and also it's like the things that are interesting about Mbappe is he's already won the World Cup.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	And he scored three goals in the finals loss.
	Yeah.
	I mean, like, you could argue that the legacy is there.
	I mean, it's not yet.
	He's got a lot of work to do.
	But what I'm saying is he gets to go, I've already won the World Cup.
	That is checked off.
	I never have to do that again.
	We're good to go.
	If I win another one, it's like, oh my God.
	And if we win three, which is potentially possible, he could play 12 more years.
	He's 25 right now.
	Something like that, yeah.
	37 might be tricky.
	Oh, no.
	Maybe another one.
	But with advancements in like anti-aging shit, I don't think, I think all athletes are going to start playing longer.
	Fair enough.
	But it is very plausible he plays at least two more World Cups at an elite level.
	Yeah.
	So he has the opportunity to maybe win another one there if the team is the French team is good enough.
	And it looks like it is pretty good.
	24.
	He is 24.
	Yeah.
	So bare minimum, he's going to play.
	So it'll be 35, 36 when the next world, the third World Cup happens.
	Yeah.
	Very reasonable.
	I don't know.
	I understand you want to go after it.
	And it depends where Holland's going to be and what he's going to be doing.
	And you won't be in the conversation.
	I mean, like, you know, Ronaldo went out there and he's just a ghost.
	Like, we don't even know he's alive.
	Yeah.
	He's playing in a half full stand, didn't even like win the championship.
	Yeah, but that doesn't matter.
	He went there to retire.
	Right.
	He's just going to take one year.
	Let me get my money.
	Because you're going to remember he's back next year.
	And if a career-ending injury does happen, he's got $775 million.
	Yeah.
	But if your goal is to be the greatest.
	Again, this is unaffected.
	One year to get back.
	But I said if he gets a career-ending injury.
	That could happen in PSG, too.
	Exactly.
	Chances are increased.
	But he's not doing it through somebody that seems like negligent to his career.
	You know what I mean?
	Well, you could also make the argument if he wanted to be the greatest, he wouldn't have signed to PSG.
	Yeah, but he started with them.
	Like he's been with them and just re-upped the contract.
	And so now he's stopping the contract now that they're not performing.
	Are you a fan of PSG?
	Yeah, he is.
	I like that.
	I'm not like a diehard fan, though.
	Yeah, exactly.
	What are you talking about?
	You have the jersey.
	He likes France.
	I like France.
	I like the French.
	There it is.
	That's why he wants him to stay here.
	I get it.
	There's also something.
	He's French in France.
	It's kind of like be the king of your country.
	Oh, no, get the fuck out.
	Get the fuck out of France.
	Get the fuck out of France.
	I think he should have left PSG a long time ago.
	You go to the English Premier League or you go to La Liga in Spain and that's it.
	And be dominant and then be the greatest ever.
	And then make a billion dollars 10 other ways.
	I mean, if you really want to dance, you go right up there where Holland is and you join the fucking competitive, whatever their biggest fucking competitor is.
King Of Your Country France 00:03:01
	Where's Holland on Man City?
	So you join fucking Manchester United and you just go to war with that motherfucker.
	Yeah.
	I mean, that would be crazy.
	Look at your buddy, bro.
	Oh, speaking of Manchester, KSI is going to be fighting Tommy Fury.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	He's going to be fighting Tommy Fury on Saturday, October 14th.
	Sunday, October 15th, we will also be in Manchester doing shows for the life tour.
	So we might have to pull up the 14th to that show.
	We are going to stay in Scotland for another day, but maybe we just do the day in Scotland and then pull up that night.
	I thought you were about to announce you're going to be in the undercar.
	I saw the fuck.
	I saw them flagrant gloves outside.
	I'm like, you might have some tea on the undercard.
	Yeah, I'll commentate it, though.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	I'll definitely commentate that.
	You got to do that.
	Would you walk him out?
	Who?
	Which one?
	KSI.
	KSI.
	Yeah, I walk him.
	Singing M ⁇ M. I'll walk it.
	And you got to sing M ⁇ M.
	That would be fire.
	Oh, dude, we got to do that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That'd be ill.
	Nah, that's going to be dumb.
	So ill.
	Yeah, that'll be fun.
	And then I think Logan is fighting on the card as well.
	I don't know if they've announced who Logan is fighting.
	No, I don't think so.
	But really interesting thing, like a brave thing for KSI to do, finding someone who's dedicated their life to actually boxing is a different game.
	I think Jake kind of found that out when he went in there with him, that there are levels to it.
	You know, Jake had been incredibly dominant when he was fighting against the MMA guys, but a boxer who's dedicated himself to that thing is different.
	I'm curious to see.
	If KSI pulls it off, I mean, he has all the bragging rights in the world against Jake.
	And if he doesn't pull it off, him and Jake can fight anyway.
	That's kind of a win-win.
	Yeah.
	But brave thing to do.
	He just can't get fucked up.
	Because at least Jake put up a little bit of a.
	Yeah, he went to decision, right, Jake?
	I think he dropped Tommy, too.
	He did?
	Yeah, Jake dropped Tommy.
	I thought he tripped or they kind of pushed him.
	It wasn't like that.
	No, I think it was a count in knockdowns.
	Yeah.
	Come on.
	I'm being serious.
	So give credit where credit's due.
	You know what I mean?
	It wasn't a real dodge.
	I think it was.
	Look it up.
	Look it up.
	So and it doesn't matter.
	And it's not like a knockdown flat in his face, but tapped his jaw and sat him down.
	You're seeing a slip.
	I mean.
	Yeah.
	That's what happens when you get a little bit of a face.
	He's a direct jab while he's leaning into it.
	And then he punched him right off his feet.
	His foot went the direction his face is supposed to go in.
	That's actually a look, a pure knockdown.
	The foot lands first, and then he lifts his foot off of the body.
	I think he's stepping on his foot.
	No, what are you saying, dude?
	Look, look at downtown.
	You're the guy who doesn't hate the plant.
	You're hating on his body.
	No, you're the guy who doesn't.
Enough Money For Retirement 00:03:29
	He wants to plant the jab.
	Look at that.
	He steps on his foot.
	Look where his right foot is.
	He's not on his foot.
	He's not on his foot.
	How would his foot slip if he's on his foot?
	No.
	Just hold on.
	His foot is on the canvas.
	Come on, bro.
	And then now, look, his foot is perfectly on the canvas.
	And then both of those feet slip because he momentarily concussed him with a very strong jab.
	That's a fact of life.
	Momentarily concussed.
	No, that's a knockdown, bro.
	That's a knockdown.
	That's a pure, legit knockdown.
	Absolutely a knockdown.
	I mean, you would be out flatlined if that happened.
	You would be dead ass.
	You might be dead.
	You might be a dead man.
	We would get a casket and we would fucking roll you into it if you got hit by somebody.
	If Jake comes back on here, we can just go just for free.
	Fuck it.
	Go for free.
	You would sparring?
	This is crazy.
	Easily.
	Bro.
	Easily.
	This is crazy.
	Would you play him in tennis?
	I don't know about that.
	I don't know about that.
	Tennis.
	What happened in tennis?
	You heard about the match?
	Nothing.
	All right.
	Well, Jake will come back.
	I'm sure he was sparring.
	Let's go.
	Done.
	We'll make it happen.
	That's the dumbest thing that you've ever decided.
	Come on, son.
	You don't think I'm ready?
	That's insane, right?
	Why do you want this?
	I don't think you're ready.
	No, I don't think you're ready.
	Jake beat me.
	All right.
	Anyway.
	If LeBron got offered $500 million, you think he should go take it?
	I think he would.
	Yes, he should.
	LeBron at 23?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	I don't get which year.
	For one year, Mark.
	There's something worth the money, bro.
	He's going to be good forever.
	He's already got enough money.
	There's one year.
	But what if the next year they go, hey, another billion, play another year?
	That's two years.
	Hey, I want you to find the guy who's told me, who's told you I have enough money.
	Yeah, that's my point.
	Would you go do comedy in Saudi Arabia for one year for $775 million?
	That's my point.
	I'm like, if the goal is to be the greatest, answer the question.
	So no?
	Well, art's different.
	Okay.
	Exactly.
	It's not even a question.
	It's one year of your life for $775 million.
	That thing doesn't exist.
	It's like crypto.
	Like, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make all this money that you shouldn't be able to make.
	And they're throwing it at his ass.
	Yeah, he's crazy to not accept it, even though I understand from a competitive stance, it doesn't make sense.
	But if the competing agreement, if the competing option is what?
	What'd you say it was?
	$200 million or a lifetime deal for a billion.
	Yeah.
	But that's how many years?
	$12 or whatever.
	Yeah, $10,000.
	So you're making either $100 million a year or $775 million a year.
	That lifetime agreement is available to you the second you come back.
	Yeah.
	You got to.
	Yeah, you got to, you got to.
	Why not just do it at the end of your career?
	You can just play 10 years ago.
	You're not getting worse.
	I'm getting 770 million now.
	This is good.
	I got a winning lotto ticket.
	Why don't I wait to cash it in?
	I got some air.
	Messi got a billion in Miami or whatever.
	So Saudi Arabia not paying those big prices anymore.
	Like, just like Spotify not spending fucking crazy money on podcasts.
	Like, I mean, Joe is going to get it, but I don't think anybody else is getting that money anymore.
	But Messi's the greatest and he got the bill.
	Let me just do that.
	Because you can still do that because America is Spotify five years ago.
	We are spending it.
	We're overspending on MLS.
	Once MLS gets popping to the point where they don't need to do it, they ain't going to keep spending the money.
	They're like, we pop it.
	It's Tiger Woods over here, bro.
	He missed that on that.
	I just want to see black man be great, bro.
	I don't know.
Ariana Grande Broadway Role 00:14:52
	I just want to see him.
	He's going to call the black man down.
	That's exactly what you want.
	That's what it is, bro.
	Wow.
	I mean, this might be the worst stance I've ever seen you.
	He's a purist.
	You're a soccer purist.
	I just want him to be great, bro.
	You just quit, man.
	You being emotional, bro.
	You just quit.
	He's being emotional.
	He had one.
	Oh, it's definitely emotional.
	Wait, what?
	What's consent?
	That was a good one.
	That was an all-time go.
	That was an all-time, dude.
	Okay, can we be a little gossipy?
	Can we like gossip real quick?
	Oh, are you going to bring up this one?
	Mark has been excited to talk about this.
	Yes, dude.
	That's all I'm doing.
	This might be the most important thing that's ever happened in this.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	This is the sense.
	Chatty, please.
	Patty motherfuckers, gossip real quick.
	This is beyond gossip.
	This cuts to the core of what it means to be a man.
	This transcends everything.
	This is the Odyssey.
	We're about to watch The Odyssey and Real.
	Ariana Grande a siren, dude.
	Bro, he might be a siren, huh?
	All right.
	If anyone doesn't know, bust it open.
	Ariana Grande was married to a guy, obviously a famous pop star.
	She is co-starring on Wicked, okay?
	Her co-star in Wicked is this guy, Ethan Slater, okay?
	He formerly was SpongeBob on Broadway.
	Okay, so he's popping in the Broadway scene.
	That's why you love him.
	And, bro, you saw him hate on that.
	I'm saying what he did.
	Work real hard to get to.
	He's one of the greatest actors in the world.
	And Ariana was married to a realtor.
	Yeah, exactly.
	What's wrong with that?
	No, you said it.
	Why are you hating that describing?
	Why are you hating on that?
	He was describing Ariana as international pop star.
	But it did sound like you were saying she was married to an international.
	No, she's an international pop star married to a guy.
	Just a random guy, regular guy.
	And then he's a bad guy.
	There's this guy, Ethan Slater.
	He's one of the most prominent Broadway stars in the world, okay?
	Formerly starred as SpongeBob on Broadway.
	Yo, is he a bad guy?
	That's wild son.
	That's wild son.
	That's always been his dream.
	I didn't know he's such a hater.
	Can't a man be SpongeBob on Broadway, bro?
	That's insane that you.
	Ariana Grande, one of the biggest pop stars in the world.
	She's co-starring with this guy.
	And then basically, the two of them cheat on their respective surrounded wives and men.
	Allegedly.
	I mean, yeah, I don't know them.
	I'll just found out about this story from you 30 minutes ago.
	Talking about allegedly.
	Yeah.
	Yo.
	Dressed like Patrick Starr.
	I mean, he's vouching for this guy.
	I believe, I believe.
	He's on SpongeBob's team.
	I believe all women.
	She said.
	And then she's separated.
	Now they're both divorcing their people.
	They're dating.
	This guy, Ethan Slater, just recently had a baby with his wife.
	That's where it's fucked up.
	And his wife.
	A year and a half ago.
	What are you?
	Does the baby go away, dude?
	For Alex is a bad guy.
	Stupid thing is.
	How much if Alex is a body?
	You'd go away if it was.
	God, that's crazy.
	He's just trying to tear people down, bro.
	I'm not tearing anyone down.
	I'm saying it's an interesting story.
	You didn't have to bring up SpongeBob.
	I know.
	You bring up his most recent accomplishments like being in wicked.
	He's SpongeBob, bro.
	What's wrong with that?
	Yo, son.
	Yo, you're devious, bro.
	That's one of the greatest roles in Broadway, bro.
	It's one of the biggest cartoons ever.
	I love SpongeBob.
	I watched all the seasons.
	You didn't even watch it.
	I didn't watch it.
	I will be honest, but I'm at least giving some respect to a man that played a switch at the bottom of the ocean or whatever it is.
	I agree with square pants.
	Yeah, with square pants.
	Like, my man dedicated his life to musical theater.
	I agree.
	It's a leaning apparatus that also has a personality.
	And you should have a lot of fun.
	It's a huge show.
	It's one of the biggest shows on Broadway.
	Kids love it.
	I would have gone to see it if I was a little younger.
	All I'm saying is, you don't have to throw salt.
	Like, now he's in a real, you know, musical.
	He's a movie.
	It's a movie.
	Yeah, it's a movie.
	A musical movie.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So it's awesome.
	Yeah.
	But now he left his high school sweetheart who just had a baby with for Ariana Grande.
	Now, it's a fascinating.
	Say, some say that Ariana Grande has made a habit of this.
	Yeah.
	She has a song, Break Up With Your Boyfriend because I'm Bored.
	That's a song that she just break up with your girlfriend.
	Break up with your girlfriend because I'm bored.
	Yeah.
	That's a banger.
	He just sang the shit out there.
	Yeah, that shit feels hard.
	I'm going to sing that the next song.
	Next episode?
	Yes, yes.
	I'm playing that.
	My al still searches for this.
	You were at a concert last night, bro.
	I do not know.
	Wow.
	So she has a history of this.
	Yeah.
	I love gossip.
	Oh, this is the guy.
	I wish I could be on the view.
	Are we gossiping?
	Yeah, this is the guy she left her spouse for.
	Oh, wow.
	Stay up, Kings.
	I'm saying anything's possible.
	Anything is possible.
	Why are you hating?
	Why are you hating?
	Why are you acting like it's normal for a person that does theater their whole life?
	He does musical theater.
	He does musical theater his whole life.
	All of a sudden, the biggest pop star in the world is like, yo, smash.
	That's completely normal.
	Oh, you know what this emotion is?
	It's jealousy on everyone.
	Why does he get to do it?
	Because he's a musical theater guy.
	Mark's whole life.
	He didn't even play sports.
	Go back to Mark being homeschooled and dressing up with suspenders and a fucking.
	He's not a good songer.
	Why does he get to take that arm?
	Any kind of Brock, too.
	Damn.
	What'd you?
	He's a little brother.
	Oh, brother.
	So, yeah, here's the thing: you're a hater, but Ariana.
	You said hater, bro.
	But here's the thing.
	Can you blame Ariana?
	She's been famous since she's a child.
	Anything she wants, she just asks for and then gets.
	Yeah.
	So I don't even know if she thinks she's doing anything wrong.
	Like, I want that man.
	I don't care what anybody needs to do to get it for me, but that's what I want.
	So, hey, I want a reservation at a restaurant.
	Well, it's all reserved.
	Okay, well, do what you have to do.
	Yeah, but she's also married, though.
	You know, that this level of like narcissism that it takes to be where they are, it doesn't matter, right?
	Like, it's just whatever I need.
	That's a good point.
	You're fun.
	You're fun for as long as you feed my narcissism.
	Yeah.
	And then once you stop feeding it, well, we need somebody else to feed it.
	Yeah.
	And nothing feeds narcissism like a man that's taken.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm so great that that taken man with a newborn baby will leave his wife and child for this pussy.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's a wicked pussy right there.
	That is the wicked witch of the west right there.
	When you think about it, that's meta.
	Meta?
	Yeah.
	No.
	It's meta, I think.
	No, no.
	What is that acting where you do it all the time?
	Method.
	Yeah.
	You hear what the ex-wife said?
	What?
	She said, this is like the thing that sort of Twitter on fire.
	She said she's not a girl's girl.
	She said, Ariana Grande is not a curls girl.
	My family's just collateral.
	And that's sort of like what pushed this big on Twitter right now.
	So, Ariana Grande's parents.
	I hate that.
	Don't go at Ariana, like, hold your man accountable.
	No, but here's it.
	Here's where I will.
	This kid, for this kid, this is kind of to Mark.
	What do you mean, this kid?
	He's young.
	He's a nice guy.
	You know, but this is to Mark's point.
	This is a kid that grew up in musical theater.
	He's doing Broadway plays.
	This is not somebody girls are going crazy over.
	Suddenly, one of the biggest pop stars on earth is into you.
	It's just like, this is wild.
	This is not something I ever saw coming.
	I could see you being wooed by that.
	What?
	Don't agree with me now.
	Don't agree with me now.
	This guy is what he was trying to get at.
	He also, he was just coming from such a jealous place.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you were coming.
	I was not jealous.
	He put a Spongebob for no reason.
	Nobody asked what his fucking discography was.
	We couldn't hear Patrick.
	That's what he's famous for, bro.
	That's what his biggest role was because nobody's ever seen him.
	This is your Jake Paul.
	Just hating on this man for no reason.
	Bro, he looks like Jews clues.
	I'll do a sing-off with this guy.
	I'm going to do a sing-off out of you.
	Oh, my God.
	We're doing a sing-off.
	He looked like a singer.
	We're doing the sing-off, and then you're doing the sparring with Jake.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, man.
	I mean, he is foul as fuck with it.
	Yeah, it's on him, bro.
	You can't.
	Yeah, it's on him.
	It's not.
	Nah, but she's throwing around A-list celebrity pussy.
	Son, you can't be just throwing her A-list celebrity pussy.
	They all throw it, bro.
	No.
	They all throw it.
	Do they?
	That's all they do.
	They all throw it.
	A-list celebrities, they just need to get filled up.
	That's what they want.
	You just got to be like, yo, back off, bitch.
	Not when you're in Spongebob.
	No, no, when you SpongeBob, you got to go.
	When you're in SpongeBob, it absorbs.
	It does absorb.
	You are right.
	But you got to chill with that show.
	You got to save your SpongeBob.
	You got to say, I'm ready, bro.
	That's him.
	He got to chill.
	You got to see the show.
	I don't know what that even means.
	I don't know.
	You're the only one laughing.
	This is the catchphrase.
	That's his catchphrase.
	Is this what it's like being you when we talk about movies?
	Yeah.
	We're like backdrafted.
	You're like, yeah.
	Fuck.
	Exactly.
	All I'm trying to say is, yes, I get it.
	He's like, I'm never going to get this opportunity again.
	I got to jump on it.
	She's dangerous.
	That is a wild chat.
	She's dangerous, bro.
	But listen, as a dude, you got to be, you know, on your P's and Q's.
	You don't think you could get something better than that?
	No.
	Now you're a hater.
	Come on.
	You don't think you're a hater, bro.
	You don't think he could get something?
	What about Margo Robbie when she's single?
	You don't think Ethan Slater could slide in MCM?
	Somebody's clicking his heels together in this picture.
	It's unbelievable.
	You don't think women are into that?
	Son, this guy?
	This guy is going to get another Ariana Grande whenever he wants?
	Take the season today, bro.
	Thank you.
	Seize the day.
	He does have six flags mascot energy.
	And the biggest pop star in the world is like, yo, smash.
	And you go, yeah.
	He's straight on Broadway, though, right?
	What does that mean?
	He's Scott, straight guy, lead.
	Oh, that's another thing.
	He been through this thing.
	He's been through pussy.
	He's been through Broadway pussy.
	He's gotten girls.
	Every straight dude in ballet or Broadway smashes absolutely everything.
	And they're not A-list.
	Yo, son, this is A-list.
	This is his high school sweetheart he was with.
	He cheated on nobody.
	He waited.
	He cheated the whole time.
	Yo, Black Swan?
	Natalie Portman.
	Exactly.
	He got Natalie Portman.
	Yup.
	Wait, what?
	Natalie?
	The creative director that did Black Swan?
	Yeah, but he's not on Broadway.
	But he's in the ballet world.
	Yeah, but he's not on Broadway.
	No, but they got the listen.
	Let me explain what they're saying.
	And that's not a movie set.
	I know.
	What are you talking about?
	Can I just explain If you're a straight guy in the dance world or the Broadway world, the level of confidence you have from every single woman that you're interacting with, that you're spending literally 18 hours a day throwing pussy.
	Think about it.
	It's not only are you the only straight person that they're interacting with, they're the most insecure people on the planet.
	We're talking about actors and ballerinas who are told constantly they're not good enough.
	And then there's one straight dick that they all have to share.
	And it's never alone.
	The premier ballerina or whatever is always what to do.
	So the other underlink ballerina is like, oh, if I could only have that one straight dick.
	So their egos are here.
	You've never even seen an ego like that.
	So he probably walked on set with Aria Grande, whatever her name is.
	And he's just like, fine, I'm going to throw her some fucking sauce.
	That's it.
	I'll throw a little sea cucumber.
	I'll do it.
	I'll do it for charity.
	You know what I mean?
	Yo, why are you letting her off the hook, though?
	She married too.
	You soft, bro.
	You mad blue pill.
	He's such a cuck.
	He's such a cuck, dude.
	Bro, once you guys realize that the patriarchy was responsible for everything bad in the world, then you'll finally be at a point where you could tuck your cocks between your legs and jerk off backwards in a mirror.
	Nice.
	You know what I mean?
	You could do it.
	I'm surprised you stuck that landing.
	You just run out of breath, but you got it.
	That was good.
	I got it all out.
	I got it all out.
	I might not be fucking SpongeBob, but I got it all out.
	Now he's hating.
	You are a hater, bro.
	Yo, fuck you.
	You're a hater.
	You're a hater.
	You're cool.
	You're a hater, bro.
	How you brought those pictures up?
	I just Googled his name, bro.
	You could have found some.
	Which one you want?
	Which one you want?
	Also, big feet.
	Wait, him?
	You kind of look like Ariana Grande.
	I don't even know if, I don't even know if that's not Ariana Grande.
	Did she change her hair yet?
	Or she's still just doing a ponytail?
	I don't know.
	She has never not been in a ponytail.
	Let's go, baby.
	Yo, you.
	Yo, Mark is.
	I'm on his side.
	I'm bailing him out.
	You an animal, Mark.
	I'm bailing him out.
	He's a theater kid his whole life.
	All of a sudden, he gets given a Faustian bargain.
	Trade your whole life for the greatest pop star ever.
	And you go, yeah, it's a tough decision.
	And all the guys that are saying, oh, I would never do this.
	No, no, no.
	You could never.
	Oh.
	Arno Grande is not.
	I don't understand Faustian bargain, but I'm with you.
	That's my point.
	That's a good point.
	That's a good point.
	I'm on his side.
	You guys are hating on him.
	Yeah, he's out here blaming men for everything.
	He's on rating with the money.
	It's men's fault, bro.
	It's fucking men's fault.
	I understand he's soft.
	My man's man's soft.
	I don't care, dude.
	It's men's fault.
	You got soft.
	Look at you, man spreading all over the couch, man spreading over the couch.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, you know, you're doing whatever you can.
	Just saying, like, it's disgusting what men are doing out there, taking advantage of a poor girl like that.
	She's a married woman alone in London.
	What do you think she's going to do, dude?
	What do you think she's going to do?
	What a fucking jerk that guy is.
	Look at how alpha he is.
	Don't zoom your way out of this.
	Don't joke your way out of that picture right there.
	Don't joke her out of your real opinions.
	Zoom in on that picture.
	Johnson, what happened to a guy that had a problem with women swimming?
	Look at that alpha male right there, dude.
	Look at that fucking alpha male.
	You know, this guy two weeks ago.
	Getting his fingers.
	Look at him barely being able to hold a spatula, dude.
	Think about how alpha music is.
	You change in two weeks, yo.
	You change it.
	Think about that.
	Like, look at this.
	Look at, go in closer.
	Go in fucking closer.
	Yo, you changed.
	Look at the shock and awe.
	Hell yeah.
	Anyway, the point is, you're fucking, you're one of the worst human beings in history.
	What did I do?
	What do you mean, what did you do?
	What do you mean?
	I'm saying, I'm on your side.
	Didn't that say that?
	That thing where you listed his credits as if you weren't making fun of him, even though you were, and that's the meanest thing you can do.
	Yeah, because you're not making fun of him, you're just saying them, and then you make us do the work of making fun because you don't respect Broadway.
	So, any Broadway show I can say you'd be like, That's facts.
	Watch, ready?
	Oh my god, pull up his Wikipedia picture.
Drake Stadium Alpha Male 00:15:37
	Oh, stop it.
	Oh, stop.
	How they couldn't get up at a picture.
	Son, son, hey, hey, hey, EDP out here, bro.
	My man looking like an EDP.
	What the fuck, bro?
	I'm saying he did, he won.
	I'm on his side.
	He won.
	I am as well, dude.
	We're on the same page.
	You're just jealous of him very clearly.
	That's the only thing that I'm noticing.
	Yes, he won.
	It's more on her than him.
	I take back everything exactly.
	So you can't.
	Hey, welcome back.
	I looked at that one right there.
	That is do your motherfucking thing, boy.
	That's nuts.
	Do your thing, boy.
	He's up.
	Do your thing, boy.
	If he makes that hairstyle popular, then he's risk God.
	City boys are up.
	That's what I'm saying.
	He went from Broadway to fucking Arna Grande.
	True, you got to do that.
	MSG.
	Fuck you out.
	Fuck you out.
	You got to do that.
	Stupid.
	Stupid fucking hat.
	Dumb fucking hat.
	Fucking idiot hat.
	Look at his dumb fucking hat.
	Stupid idiot.
	Okay.
	Listen, let's talk about fucking Alex as being a jerk.
	Okay.
	What else we got?
	Cardi, do you threw a mic at someone that threw water at her?
	Justified or not?
	You got to do it.
	We got to start fighting back.
	They throwing shit at performers, bro.
	Cardi got to take a stance.
	Or the security guard got to tackle someone who throws some shit.
	Some pain needs to get inflicted on the people throwing in order for other people to be like, okay, it's not worth the moment.
	Because right now, it's worth the moment.
	You throw it, you look.
	You get a free microphone?
	Like, dude, these are expensive.
	At least $800.
	Do you think they took it back?
	That's fire.
	Yeah.
	Dislodged it from the guy's mother.
	Yeah, so I don't know.
	You get to sue Cardi for a bunch of money.
	I wonder if I don't know if you get to because it's retaliatory.
	He threw water.
	If it hits someone else, then it is.
	But if it hit the person who threw the water, that's retaliation.
	I mean, she can be sued, but I don't think any court would pass it.
	If I throw something at you and you throw something back at me, what are you suing me for?
	I still don't think you're supposed to go to the authorities and be like, hey, this person threw something at me.
	Fuck that.
	I was crazy for a moment.
	What's that called?
	Can't break it.
	Momentary.
	I was insane.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you threw a slushie at me.
	I went crazy.
	Maybe that might help me.
	I'm like crazy.
	I'm crazy, bro.
	I'm a spongebob.
	So, how tall is my man?
	That's another thing.
	Like, height does factor into it.
	The height factors into it, bro.
	If you're a short king and you get offered some blue check box, you should be able to cheat.
	Yes.
	I like this.
	Throw it.
	He is five foot seven.
	Hey, bro.
	That's a good height.
	That's a good one.
	Sevens get to cheat.
	This is my point.
	Shut up, Mark.
	This is my point.
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	Shut up, you know what I mean?
	You a fan of him, so you know all his hits.
	You know his fucking baseball card.
	We don't know none of that shit.
	You know?
	Dickhead.
	But yeah, dot.
	All right, back to Cardi.
	That was stupid.
	No, it's stupid legally, but it's good for all performers that they know that there's some payments.
	That's what I agree with.
	Because I'm going to be honest, apparently, earlier she was saying, throw water at my ass or something.
	And she's singing wet ass pussy that did that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, and then somebody threw it in her face, and then she was just like, I said, throw it at my ass or my coochie, not my face, or something like that.
	If she said that, I didn't notice.
	But also, you know, motherfuckers are throwing stuff at people in the audience.
	They should get fired.
	She said it, that's crazy.
	They should get roughed up, though.
	Malzo, great arm on her.
	I don't think anyone's really pointing it.
	That's good.
	That's good.
	She's from the Bruns.
	She switched hands, lefty, and then drilled it.
	Yeah, she grew up in Yankee Stadium.
	Yeah.
	She knows how it's done.
	She's been watching?
	Yeah, of course.
	I mean, but yeah, people have been throwing stuff.
	I saw someone threw something at Drake.
	You heard about this?
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, titties.
	Yeah, giant titties.
	Yeah, giant titties.
	That's the other thing.
	It's like there's so much positive feedback to throwing shit now.
	Like that shorty that threw her bra up, she got the deal with Playboy.
	Yeah, and Drake kind of encourages it.
	Hell yeah, he does.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, Drake's.
	Drake's a heavy king, bro.
	Drake's a heavy king, bro.
	You know what I mean?
	Shout out to the heavies.
	She got a deal with Playboy, didn't we all went to the Drake show?
	Did we talk about that?
	No, we didn't talk about the Drake show.
	Thoughts?
	I thought it was awesome.
	Yeah, production, fantastic.
	Production, absolutely fantastic.
	And the amount of money, I don't even think the fans understand the level, like the amount of money that he spends to make the show like that.
	This is going to sound like I'm pocket watching.
	I'm doing the opposite.
	But it's like I was talking to the people at MSG and they were like, this is an arena show.
	Sorry, this is a stadium show that has been put into an arena.
	In other words, the amount of production and all that.
	Trucks specifically.
	There's like 49 trucks or something like that that are traveling with all the gear.
	And it's done in an arena.
	Normally, that would be in an arena 15 to 20.
	It's a big show.
	So that's all.
	Think about it.
	That's just for anybody who comes and watches the show.
	That's reinvestment into the fan experience.
	That's money out of his pocket for the fans to enjoy the show.
	That is an unbelievable.
	That is an unbelievable thing and unbelievable dedication to curating an awesome fan experience.
	And that's probably why he's been one of the reasons why he's been on top of the game for so long because he is making sure that every time he goes out that the fans appreciate it.
	My theory on that is he's never really had the show that people talk about after.
	They've always been good, but you know how everybody talks about Kanye shows.
	They talk about Travis shows.
	So he's like, all right, this is one thing we got to check off.
	We got to have Illis Live show checking.
	And again, Drake is not necessarily for me, but I understand this guy's probably going to go down to the greatest ever.
	And I didn't see the show, but I keep hearing about it.
	And he just seems like he's incredibly thoughtful in everything he does.
	He does an interesting thing, though, which is like he purposely raps kind of like off beat at times.
	And I'm assuming purposely because the guy's a professional rapper can do what the fuck ever he wants on a beat.
	And but I wonder, I have to ask like why that is and what is because what it does is when you're in the crowd, you want to rap along with the song, but it throws you off a little bit from rapping along with it.
	So he'll like create his own other version of how the flow would go.
	Does that make sense?
	Did you guys notice this too?
	I noticed it.
	So, and I'm assuming this is all done because he believes that that will curate the best experience.
	But as someone, this is my first like big Drake show, I was like, oh, I kind of want to rap along with the song the way I know it.
	And then it kind of made that a little bit difficult.
	Again, I wish that I had seen another Drake show so I could be like, oh, it's actually cool to hear this other stimulus because you know how the song sounds.
	Like maybe that's what it is.
	Have you gone to more than one?
	Yeah, I've seen previous Drake shows.
	And does he do it at those shows as well?
	No.
	So this is the first time he did it.
	It's first tour that he's doing this.
	And did you prefer before or this one?
	Before.
	Interesting.
	Being able to rap along with the song.
	And then if he doesn't say a word, you just hear the crowd filling up the word.
	Yeah.
	One of the coolest things about going to any kind of religious moment, you go to a church, one of the things you're going to, a concert, is seeing how excited the people get rapping along.
	Like, I find myself watching the people, and these girls and dudes were having the fucking time of their life rapping along to the bars, and especially when he was just letting the audience sing it.
	When he like pulls the mic back, and now it's your time to shine, your time to show how much you appreciate the artist.
	So, yeah, I thought that that choice was interesting.
	I'd be curious to ask him.
	I'd be like, yo, why do you choose to do that thing?
	Because for me, it threw me off a little bit.
	Yeah.
	But the whole show is so curated, I'm assuming there's a reason.
	There has to be.
	No, yeah, definitely.
	Everything is thought about.
	Like, even the break, there's a moment.
	I don't want to give too much of the show away.
	I don't know how that works with artists.
	Like, maybe it's, I'm curious, because with the stand-up, I wouldn't want people giving my show away.
	But maybe with an artist, since you're already familiar with the music, that's an okay thing to talk about.
	But there is a moment of the show where he like turns it into like a club and you play like the dance song, like kind of bangers.
	And it's just an interesting choice where like in the middle of the show, he's in a DJ booth.
	Yeah.
	And then just creating like this different block.
	The way he did it was so smart.
	Fucking brilliant.
	Instead of standing on stage while it's just dance beats, he goes in a DJ booth and actually like makes it about everyone else that's there with the people they're with.
	Like there's so much psychology happening throughout the show that I thought was really clever.
	Really smart.
	I don't want to give it away, but like there's a, the way he utilizes like the space that he's in, it's this massive arena.
	And he's like, every person that's in there, I feel like has a moment where they're like, oh, I'm close.
	Yep.
	And great community building.
	The way he builds community and then the way he's like making the audience feel like they're getting the most amount of show possible at the end.
	Yeah, let's not give away a few of the things he does, but it's, there's some very, this is really thought about and really fun.
	And he's not a lazy performer.
	There are certain rappers that like go out there and they just try to be cool and they just chill or whatever like that.
	And it's just like boring as fuck.
	His singing voice was great.
	Yo, he was singing, singing.
	He was singing, singing.
	But he's going after it.
	He's moving around.
	The stage is even dynamic.
	Different parts of the stage are raising up.
	The whole stage is LED.
	So you can create different projections on parts of the stage.
	So the stage itself is part of it.
	Like it was very.
	And then the catalog of music is so strong.
	Yeah, it's like one of the advantages of just having decades of albums that come out that people love, you know, that you can go through them.
	It's hard to talk about it without like revealing some of the things you want to be a surprise for the audience.
	But it was very, it was very cool.
	I saw his show and I was like, oh, wow, it's fantastic.
	All the stuff he's doing.
	And then yesterday I seen Beyonce's show.
	Amazing.
	Break a dance.
	For those of you who don't know, it's a big shot.
	So she's doing a combination of her old stuff and the new stuff.
	It's probably a little bit more of the new stuff.
	So I'm not that familiar with the newer stuff, like the dance album that she put out or whatever.
	But it's still, it's so stimulation everywhere, background dancers, the crowd is going nuts.
	Everyone dresses up for a concert.
	Oh, that's far.
	So like every, it looked like Burning Man.
	Yeah.
	Just bedazzled and gaze everywhere.
	Yeah.
	But yeah, that was probably one of the best concerts I've ever seen.
	And how does she create intimacy in such a huge stadium?
	Same as Drake, like she has a stage where it's like she's kind of walking aisles.
	So she kind of gets it.
	Are there screens everywhere that you can lock in?
	Huge guy, gigantic screen.
	And where are they located?
	They're right behind her.
	Behind her?
	No, right behind her.
	Oh, is the show on one end zone?
	So she's not.
	Oh, that's what Taylor Swift did also.
	Yeah, bring it up.
	I told you she did the Cowboy Stadium, AT ⁇ T stadium.
	It's 100,000 at seats, but she cut it to 70 and it did three times, which is insane.
	But I'm assuming she just stayed in the end zone and performed.
	Keep in mind, it's 100,000-dit seat for a football game.
	Yeah.
	Now you have all the people that are on the floor.
	Oh, yeah.
	Fuck yeah.
	So she cut it down probably a good amount to make it as intimate as she could.
	Oh, wow.
	No, but find there's a certain stage design that's like, and that wall is so big.
	No matter where, if you're in the nosebleed, you're still enjoying the show.
	Because you're looking at that giant video.
	That's not this.
	Interesting, interesting, interesting.
	Interesting.
	But something like this, Al?
	Yeah.
	Got it.
	So she has two different runways that she could walk out, and there's a camera on her locked at all point in time.
	And then everybody are looking at those screens behind to go.
	Okay.
	And the sound in that big place crisp.
	Perfect.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	You know that they put a huge team on this.
	The amount of money, like if Drake's spending money, she's spending double.
	Wow.
	Just put it like that.
	Wow.
	It's crazy, bro.
	But also, does the arena or a stadium give you more production capabilities than an arena?
	Like, are you able to do more?
	I wonder if, like, there's a.
	Probably.
	You got to find out.
	She was doing shit where she's like floating and shit, like fireworks, probably.
	Yeah, all that.
	Wow.
	It was funny.
	We need someone to go to Taylor Swift to see, to compare them.
	Oh, yeah.
	I would check it out.
	I would too.
	Probably 100%.
	I want to go to Jim Swift.
	I'm a 50.
	I don't know what that means, but if it's the biggest tour ever, it's probably pretty good.
	I'm trying to go next week.
	Where at?
	In LA.
	That's awesome.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Can't wait.
	Yeah, that'd be fucking sick.
	I mean, you just got to see it.
	You just got to see it.
	There's going to be aspects of the Beyoncé show or Drake show or Taylor show or any of these things done on the highest level that you're like, oh, wow, those are great things.
	We need to find a version of that that works for us.
	Yeah.
	It's just like, it's just like you're a young filmmaker and you see Tarantino put out a movie and you're like, oh, I didn't even know that you could mess with time.
	The story could still make sense.
	And at its best, a live show is its own performance.
	Like, just because you're great at music or great at any art form, the live show transitions into a different thing.
	Yeah.
	Listen, the reality is, is that even if you don't like Taylor Swift, you probably know more of her songs.
	Bangers everywhere.
	A new artist that you like.
	Yeah.
	So you can't even say you don't like her.
	Yeah.
	We're all Swifties.
	Like your body likes her.
	Your body has memorized her songs.
	Yeah.
	The point is, yeah, yeah, we're all Swifties.
	That is it.
	We are all Swifties.
	Whether you like it or not, that's the power of music.
	Whether you like that person or not.
	You don't gotta like her as a person, but the music, you know it and it slaps.
	It goes, bro.
	No, she got some slappers.
	Team Kanye, fine.
	But the music slaps with Taylor.
	Bro, it's the pet.
	You belong with me.
	Shake it off.
	Save a blank space, baby.
	I don't know that.
	I knew you were in trouble when you walked in.
	I knew that one up.
	Bro, love story.
	Say yes, Dano, and you won't ever be afraid.
	Oh, I know that one.
	Yeah, that was a banger.
	Keep going.
	I wonder how many we at least know.
	We are never, ever, ever getting back together.
	Keep going.
	Oh, bad blood.
	I don't know how that was.
	Maybe we got bad blood.
	Bad blood.
	You should be mad.
	So think about it.
	You going into the concert like, I'm not even going to know anything.
	And then you know 20 of the fucking songs, all the chorus.
	Teardrops on my guitar.
	That was like her OG hit.
	How did it go?
	No, no, no.
	It's basically just like, I have teardrops on my guitar.
	It's like the most basic country pop screen.
	She was like 14 when she made it.
	Great job singing.
	Our song.
	Our song is speaking out way tapping on your window.
	I think I know that you're on the phone and you talk real slow.
	That's what she was.
	Guys, thank you so much for listening to Flavor.
	We appreciate you with Brendan Uri.
	That shit goes.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Do today was a fairy tale banger by Whitehorse.

Chapters

00:00:00 Criticizing UFO Trials
00:13:07 Owning The Offensive Libs
00:23:04 Ebony And Irony Joke
00:32:35 Ancient Dynastic Alien Tech
00:40:45 Dangerous Vineyard Swimming
00:55:17 Immaculate Boxing Endorsement
01:10:05 Eminem Walking Out Fighter
01:16:38 Twitter Rebrands To X
01:23:51 Billion Dollar PSG Contract
01:37:58 King Of Your Country France
01:41:00 Enough Money For Retirement
01:44:30 Ariana Grande Broadway Role
01:59:22 Drake Stadium Alpha Male