Jideon Adebayo recounts controversial pranks involving predators and NBA bans, arguing that authentic craft beats fame-chasing. He analyzes Jason Aldean's "Try That in a Small Town," debating racial interpretations, while discussing legacy families like the Rothschilds and conspiracy theories linking central banks to wars. The episode concludes with Adebayo detailing his rise from selling frozen PowerAid slushies at San Jacinto Community College to collaborating with editor Hershey, growing his channel to 4 million subscribers through raw, unedited content that prioritizes community resonance over algorithmic trends. [Automatically generated summary]
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Demarcus Cousins Joins Flagrant00:14:11
What's up everybody and welcome to Flagrant and today we are joined by quite possibly the most courageous man on the internet.
No, not a white guy tying up a do-rag.
We have the one, the only Demarcus Cousins.
Your head's kind of big.
You might have a handle one on that one.
Bro, you gotta say the N-word now.
Nope.
Nope.
No, don't do that.
Appreciate it.
Thank you guys for having me on.
Thank you.
We got Jideon in the building.
Jimmy on to Dion.
Okay.
You are, I have to like phrase this correctly.
Okay.
I've been watching a lot of your content.
Appreciate you.
Okay.
Obviously, I was aware before we decided to have you on.
I was aware of you and I was seeing like the bigger stuff.
Then I go on the deep dive.
Okay.
There is a video that you did that we have up here.
I have never seen someone more comfortable in an excruciatingly painful moment than when you put a sombrero on a Guatemalan pedophile while the police are interrogating him.
Okay, okay.
That's the thing.
So I didn't know he was Hispanic when we got it.
I stopped.
It was Cinco de May.
I don't see color.
It was Cinco de Mayo on everything.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
There's a great moment where you go, you go, it's Cinco de Mayo.
And he goes, I'm Guatemalan.
They don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
I figured that out.
They were like, Guatemalans hate Mexicans.
And I was like, I didn't know.
Well, everything, because so Peter, he's the one that sets up all the predators.
And so all I did was I ran at the Airbnb.
We decorated like Cinco DeMayo.
You know, I was expecting maybe like a white guy, Asian dude.
You know, they were going to get some sombrero action.
But when I saw his picture and I saw you say Hispanic, I was like, fuck.
But then I was like, it'll be racist not to do it.
Exactly.
Then you're changing your behavior just because he's Latino.
And I feel like the only reason I got away with it, and then it gets like a pedophile?
It's because he's a pedophile.
Turns out you can be racist to pedophiles.
But there were some comments that would be like, yeah, I get that he's a pedophile and everything, but this is really fucked up.
Bro, you got to show the part.
First of all, Jidian walks out in a taco hat.
Okay.
But I just want to put together the comments.
Cinco de Mayo.
Okay.
Fair enough.
Make that clear.
Cinco de Mayo.
The guy thought he's meet a five-year-old.
That's the single.
So the guy comes to the house to meet a 14-year-old girl.
And you guys hired a 19-year-old that looks like a 14-year-old.
I didn't even hire.
I put on my story.
I said...
Yeah, what did you put on your sleeve?
I said, I need a young-looking girl that's over the age of 18.
Wild.
Bro, my comments were flaming me.
They were like, nigga, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
And she had hit me up and I flew her and her boyfriend out.
So you decided that she looked young enough.
Yeah.
It was waiting because I was like, I said, can you send me some pictures of you with no makeup on?
No.
No.
Yeah, you got to get a casting director for this.
Yeah, you got to outsource that, baby.
You can't be the one.
Can we just play this for one second?
You say...
We don't really speak Spanish here now.
No?
If that's okay, if you want to switch up a hat with some braille with the guy with the spirit.
Happy single demayo.
Cappy single de Mayo too.
You say, I handed a little thick, too.
We didn't mean to keep this on.
For our protection, you have to keep that on.
See, this one right here, I'm just thinking thumbnail mode, you know?
It's like, you gotta make sure you get a thumbnail, too, because if you don't have a good thumbnail, then no one's gonna click on it.
Yep.
I think my favorite part of it.
I'm thinking he's gonna bang a 14-year-old because he stepped in with a taco hat.
It's so crazy because, bro, he stayed outside for like 10 minutes and the decoy had to like, she was like, come on up, come on up.
And it's crazy because Brody's English was perfect.
Until.
Until we came out.
And then all of a sudden it was no habla inglés.
And then I went to Siri.
I said, hey, Siri, how do you say you're fucked in Spanish?
And then Siri said it.
And then my friend Ski, he was like, did you understand that?
And the guy said, see.
How are you not nervous, though?
Like, this guy's life is over.
None of those, right?
It's done.
How are you not nervous that he might try to stab you, shoot?
Like, if in that moment, and this is consistent with a lot of your pranks, there are moments where like this person is incredibly embarrassed and maybe, or yelling at you, screaming at you.
I even Googled, have you been attacked before?
You have like one kind of, but not really.
I'm not going to lie.
Like, I'm not really like a threatening person, but I guess like, you know, since Loki, I'm a big body.
Like, people second, they like second guess themselves.
They're like, damn, he is a big body.
But it's like, I'm like a big ass teddy bear because I have other friends that they're small white guys and they do what I do.
And they get smoked.
Man, they get ragdolled.
I'll be seeing them get put in fucking headlocks and like thrown around.
And I'm just like, damn.
But yeah, we've had close calls and stuff, but for the most part, I try to keep it the joke on me.
Yeah.
And just.
How's the joke on you and now?
Oh, no, the joke was on him.
It's actually a good idea.
Like, arrest pedophiles and prank them.
Yeah.
I don't know if it's like that.
There's only one way to one-up Chris Hanson.
That's making sense.
I don't even see it as a prank.
Like, it's just, it's just like a con, like, at the end of the day, it's just like getting scum off the streets, you know?
Like, I want to keep on doing them.
I just don't want it to be like oversaturated.
But those are my favorite videos.
That's your problem is you don't want to arrest too many pedophiles.
I'd like to get these pedophiles off the streets, but the views are low.
It's sad, but like YouTube, like, you know, you would think this was something that you like, oh, yeah, you're doing a great thing.
But YouTube, they be taking it off.
Like, the hoops I had to go through to get that video posted was ridiculous.
Really?
Really?
Yeah.
And like, there's this one video.
I don't know if you guys ever seen the Asian dude that got caught.
It was, it was this Asian dude.
And the guy said, why are you coming here to meet my 14-year-old brother?
And he's like, I'm not.
I'm here because my anus hole.
I'm stuffed up.
I haven't pooped in like two weeks.
And it was some Asian, small Asian dude.
And he was like high on meth.
And he runs out and he's scared.
And I'm not going to lie, it's Loki kind of crazy, but there was a cashier there.
And he was Asian.
And he was defending the other guy, but he didn't really know what was going on.
And he was stopping the guy that was filming.
And the guy was like, no, he's a pedophile.
And Brody runs outside.
He goes in his car.
He backs up and he hits a tree.
And his car just like flips.
Hold on.
You're saying the Asian dollar.
Is that what you're just saying?
Whose prank is this on?
This was the craziest video.
To be honest, when you saw that, we were like, well, I got a double today.
Bro, I was fucking.
I reacted to this one, but I was crying.
It was so funny.
Because on my second channel, I love reacting to pred catches.
It's fucked up, but it's Loki the funniest thing.
Do you see the Chris Hanson pizza one?
Oh, yeah.
That's like.
But you know, you need to watch Skeeter Gene.
His shit.
What'd you call him?
Chris Blackson?
Because, bro, he's hilarious, bro.
Every time we do a pred catch, like, I'm like covering my face.
I never break character, but just, oh, he's so.
You didn't see in the video?
The guy said, oh, I'm Guatemalan.
And he said, well, maybe after this, you'll go to Guantanamo Bay.
He just says, like, one-liners like that, like, just so sly.
Yeah.
And like, that's just my type of sense of humor.
I love it.
The only video I saw you break and you had to acknowledge it.
It was so good was Dr. Umar Johnson.
Dr. Umar Johnson.
Who's my dream guest?
Really?
That was the only video I saw.
Yo, Dr. Umar, man, give me my $500 back, man.
Tell the story.
Tell the story of the 500.
So I have this series called Giving Strangers the N-word Pass.
And I have three volumes.
And so let's play that today.
Well, I mean, you guys already got it.
And I was like, damn, it'll be hilarious to get Dr. Umar.
To like react to it and just get his reaction.
You know, it's like this is a level three Coon, this is a level three Coon this, because you know he's repeats everything, yeah and um.
So to get an interview from him you had to like donate 500 to a school.
Yeah, so I paypal him and everything we're we're uh emailing to set it up.
And then he just ghosted me and i'm like yo, dr Umar, dr Umar.
I was like you really gonna do this to a brother.
And so I was like damn, you know what I was like I might as well just troll him.
So he was in Jacksonville.
So we flew to Jacksonville, I got a Daishiki and we sent through this whole seminar and it's a show.
He is up there doing like bits right oh, bomb.
And you posted like five minutes of the seminar.
But i'm not gonna lie, he was looking spinning like Brody converted you, Brody's funny, but he be spinning sometimes.
And uh, halfway through I was like because I really didn't know what.
I thought I was just gonna confront him.
But then I was like damn, it'll be funny if like, I show him my like white girlfriend.
So I asked one of my friends.
I was like yo, send me a picture of you that you look the whitest in, and she sent it to me, and so, whenever I went up, I was like yo, Dr Umar, this is my girl, and he's like oh, he's a snow buddy lover, get him out of here.
And like just trolling him.
But Dr Umar, please give me my 500 back.
I wanted to do a video where I went to one of his seminars and I bring like a hundred white people and just like, have us all sit and just listen, but in the shikes oh, that would be joke, is he?
Is he crushing like?
Does it feel like stand-up when you're watching him?
Oh bro, he's hilarious yeah, but the thing is though, is like he's not trying to be funny.
Yeah, he's just uh, he's just talking like uh, my fans they were just in his IG LIVE just saying, give Gene on his 500 back.
He's like we got grown men in here on Jidian's next set.
Get off Jideon's nutsack.
When people be on my ass on twitter, I just you get that sound bite and I just put it under their thing.
Yeah, I think you got your 500 worth.
Yeah, you got a sound bite, but it's a principle, you know, it's a principle.
There's the.
There's a.
Uh, I was watching the W NBA prank and uh, that was a wild.
Did you feel bad at all?
Um, so the crazy thing about it is I went to three games, so that's.
That was the funniest thing.
The fact that when you get kicked out of the Minnesota one and then you call Cat oh yeah yeah, Cat's my boy and Cat backs him, he's like, nah, he's good, let him get back in there to prank the female team.
See, I thought Cat had more pool.
He's the franchise player.
I was like yo Cat, you can't tell security.
But uh, you know it was the NBA.
But um, we actually went to a Phoenix game where Britney Griner and i'm okay because I had a shirt with Vladimir Putin and then in the back uh, he had like a weed symbol.
But I was at their game and I was gonna do it there.
But like I genuinely had a really good time, like it was I, I genuinely just had a great time and I was just thinking I told Vita, my filmer.
I was like yeah man, I can't do it.
And so I I pussied out and I was thinking about like not doing it.
And so uh, one of my friends Canels uh, he has this one idea that i've been wanting to do.
So I was like yo man, do you want to trade ideas?
And I told him my idea about, you know, taking a nap at a WMBA game and he sounded like super excited about it and I was like damn, like he sounds like he really wants this one Be a banger, so I was like, you know what?
I'm gonna do it.
And so we did it.
And I did feel bad, but like, I didn't, I thought it people were the thing that like kind of got me, though, is like people made it so much more political than it really needed to be.
What do you mean, political?
Like, bro, it was like so many right-wing people using it as commentary of like all wolf-ness and stuff like that.
And I was like, bro.
And then there was so many like left people and stuff like that, just calling me misogynistic and everything.
And it's like, just because you're trolling a little bit doesn't mean you hate women.
Right.
So it was just like both sides.
But then again, like, you know, I should have expected it, but it was an asshole thing to do.
Is there any prank that you didn't put out?
Because you're like, I feel bad about this.
Yeah, I did one.
We still got into the vote.
So it was Valentine's Day.
And I flew this girl out.
She does pranks.
And we would go to like bars or restaurants.
And I see a guy with his girl.
And I would go up and be like, yo, man, that's a nice shirt, bro.
Like, da, da, da.
I was like, what's your name?
Be like, oh, my name's Jared.
I'll be like, oh, you have a nice day, Jared.
And then I'll go up to the girl and I'll be like, his name is Jared.
And then she'll come up and she'll be like, Jared, how you doing?
I thought you weren't going to be out.
And then, like, fuck.
No, no, I got to see this one.
Do you have it on your phone?
I don't have it on the phone.
It's on the vote.
But that one, I was like, damn.
But we got it shitting out with all the couples and everything.
What happened?
What happened?
Oh, man, bro.
I did the worst one.
It was this Mexican couple.
Like, she was.
She was like, she was 14.
She was pissed.
She was like, she was telling the girl, you can go now.
You can go.
And like, you just see Brody like the fit, like, he's just like talking to her and stuff.
And I came up, I was like, yo, it was just a prank.
Everything was all good.
And then there was this black couple we did it to.
And it was just funny because she's a white girl.
And so, but like, what happened?
What'd she say?
Like, she was just like looking.
It's bad, but we got shit.
We got to shit with all the couples and everything.
And they're good.
But do you offer to cover their dinner or something?
Yeah, Definitely, definitely.
Prank Gone Wrong With Black Couple00:10:05
Like, I made it up to them and stuff.
Yeah, wait, how do you, what do you mean?
You made it up to him?
Like, I would, like, um, I feel like you didn't offer it.
I feel like you just so they could like go out and do something.
And then the black couple, I bought them like two rounds on me and stuff.
Yo, you really love the refinance.
They argued way less than so it's depending on their reaction.
Yeah, that's real.
But I was like, damn, you know what?
I'm gonna just, I'm gonna keep that one in the vote, bro.
But why?
Have you made it good with all the couples?
Why don't you play it?
That's what I'm wondering.
Bro, because like I hate telling people that it's a prank.
So we did this one where I put on my story that I was like, yo, I need someone's Uber account.
And someone came through and they gave me their car and they gave me their Uber account.
And I set up GoPros and everything.
So you were the driver?
I was the driver.
And I got these Heinekens, but they were 0% alcohol.
And I would pick up people.
And I was like drinking the Heinekens while I was driving.
I had these weird ass voice memos.
And I was just doing like the weirdest shit.
And I had one, I had like this girl call me and pretend that she was cheating on me while the passenger in the back is just listening and everything.
And all those pranks, I never told any of them that it was a prank.
Like every time they got out, I didn't tell anybody because I just feel like it's way funnier.
Like they're going to be like, bro, you won't believe what happened when I was in my Uber and stuff like that.
You know, it's like a cool story.
And then they see the video, they see the video.
But like, I wanted to just be something where it's just like, oh, man, that was crazy.
Yeah, the long game.
Yeah.
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There's this guy, I forget his name.
It was Andrew Zimmerman.
I've probably told this story in a pod before.
But do you heard of him?
He's like, man versus food guy.
I only know George Zimmerman.
Probably related.
And he was at, he did this like food show where he like found out we're all like, I think he would have to eat like this crazy amount of food.
It doesn't matter.
He travels around the country.
And we saw him when we were recording a podcast in like our old old studio.
And I was like, dude, y'all, I've watched your show.
You're the man.
Like, do you have any recommendations for places to go eat in New York, right?
Yeah.
And he goes, I got three places for you.
And he goes, you go to this one place called La Loma or something like that.
And then you ask for the salted lamb or something like this, right?
And he goes, now, if that doesn't work out, you can go to five guys, but go to the five guys on 14th Street and ask for the off-menu sushi, right?
And he goes, and if that doesn't work out, go to the Navy Yards or something like that.
And then go through all the storage containers.
And then there's a little Mexican restaurant on the storage there.
We're like, oh, but he said this.
Yeah, yeah.
He goes, he goes, but if you go to the five guys, you need to bring them a banana in order to order from the off-menu sushi, right?
Going with a banana?
The five guys?
Me and three boys at fucking 12 p.m. buy bananas at a bodega, right?
We first go to this, the La Lona one, right?
We're like, we want the off-menu salted lamb.
And they're like, we're a vegan restaurant.
There's no, and we're like, yeah, the off-menu.
And he goes, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
So we're like, oh, that's kind of weird.
All right, maybe he messed it up.
Then we go to Bodega, three of us buy bananas at 12 at night.
It looks like some super gay shit is about to go down.
We're walking down the street, bananas.
We walk into five guys, right?
Three guys, bananas, five guys.
And the waiter comes up and I go, we'll have the off-menu sushi.
He goes, I don't know what you're talking about.
I go, here you go.
And I hand him a banana.
Like, that's supposed to be like the, oh yeah, this is going down.
Here you go.
Here's the sushi.
And the guy takes the banana and goes, thanks, man.
But I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I'm like, you tell me there's no sushi if I bring a banana?
He's like, no, there's no fucking sushi.
I've never spoken to him again.
He's never talked about it again.
He just pranked me for the sake of pranking me.
And that is so lucky that five guys employee was white.
If it was a black dude, no, Latino.
A black dude, you just hand him a banana.
This will convince you.
Why would you go to a five guys for sushi?
That was why it was such a good, it was off-menu, bro.
No, five napkins.
Not five guys, five napkins.
Five napkins, five napkin burgers.
That's one of the last one.
That's way more sense.
And then, oh, I never went to last spot.
And apparently that one's real.
God damn it.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I was like the most purest form of a prank.
I wouldn't be able to do that.
I would need to like follow the person, see it happen, and like get that satisfaction because I'm used to a stand-up.
You know, it's like say the joke and get the response.
But to do it knowing that that's going to happen and then never reconnect with that person.
Yeah.
Diabolic.
Or the fact that you're on a major podcast and you're going to talk about it.
He's like, maybe that's why he did it.
Maybe not.
He just got his laugh.
The long guy.
Like, there are people in your Uber that just found out that you were drinking fake Heinekens.
Yeah.
Hey, man.
I don't fuck with that drinking and driving.
You're safe.
Who's the best people?
Makes me think you drink and drive.
Super guilty.
Who's the best people to prank?
Like, when you do pranks, are you trying to get a bunch of different ethnic groups and cultures and stuff?
You know how David Blaine would only do the magic to black people because they react the craziest thumbnail.
Really?
If you ever watch street magic, it's only to black people.
This is, I think Aziz had a bit about this, but it's like, it is a known thing.
Like, all street magic is to black people.
You can even see, like, black athletes too, still believe magic is real a little bit.
Whoa, whoa.
I'm being honest.
They react.
Black athletes are still slow.
They don't know.
They say they're slow, but they believe in magic.
They go crazy, bro.
They go crazy for it.
I mean, watch.
You find me a street magician in America that is going up to white people.
I just don't do it.
I think the reaction is just more muted, right?
Exactly.
I thought it was an Ace of Spades.
Yeah.
Oh, you got my card.
Great job.
I remember watching David Blaine's first special that he put on ABC or whatever, and he pranks the Dallas Cowboys back when they were good.
I didn't see Emma and Smith celebrate that hard when he wanted to.
So does that happen with pranks?
Is there a metric for that?
Nah, nah.
I really won't even consider what I do really like just pranks because like we just the camera be right there.
Like half the times people just don't see it because I'll just be talking about bullshit and then like they'll like see the video and they'll be like, oh, I didn't even know I was on camera.
But what I love the most is like whenever, because sometimes like I'll have beef with someone on the video and then like I rekindle with them and then like we do something cool.
Like it's just multiple people, but that's what I like the most.
What was the best version of that?
The best version.
There's this dude in the Minnesota Mall of America.
Yeah.
Oh, did you do something with him?
And I was fucking with this like Irish drawing dude.
And then we just became cool.
And then I came back and we did like an art off.
And I think his IG is Dirty Art Hole.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And yeah, like that stuff, that's the funny thing.
He wanted to smoke, bro.
He did.
He was ready.
He was ready.
Did you get nervous at all?
Oh, yeah.
Like, bro, I'm not going to lie.
Like, bro, if someone wants to swing on me, they have every right to.
Like, I'm going to just keep it a bug.
I'm not going to be that guy, like, bro, why'd you hit me?
Like, it's like, I'm fucking with you.
Like, I totally understand.
Dang, bro.
You invited all the smokers.
Not that, like, oh, shit, I can hook off on JD.
I'll get my shit up.
Yeah, they might hit you preemptively.
It's like, I knew you were going to do something.
So I had to swing on you.
Oh, yeah.
It being funny because now, like, I'll be walking in the store just chilling.
And they'd be like, nah, man, you come here to fuck with us?
I'm just like, nah, man, I'm just shopping, bro.
Oh, that's interesting.
If you become too famous to do the pranks, that's what happened to Tom Green.
Do you remember Tom Green?
Yeah.
Tom Green.
I see you as like the younger generation's version of the provocateurs, right?
Like every generation has like a provocateur.
Sasha Baron Cohen.
Sasha was it for a while.
Tom Green was it for a while.
And this has gone, you know, on every decade has this version.
No, I'm not familiar.
You don't know who Tom Green is.
Buddy, we're old.
I only know.
You should look into Tom Green.
Isn't he the one that made The Fault in Our Stars?
No.
I mean, Hank Green.
Oh, Hank Green.
Couldn't be further from whoever that is.
John Green.
John Green.
Is there any NBA player?
Like, that's Jalen Green, bro.
Yo, Tom Green, legend, had an MTV show, and he would like just prank his parents, prank everybody's family.
And then he got so famous here, he couldn't do it.
So he just pranked Japan.
Really?
And he just went to Japan, and they didn't know who he was, so he could get away with all the shit.
You see, I want to go to Japan, and I just want to wear like an NBA jersey and wear a beard, like a bigger beard, and just like stand around and just have them all think like I'm a fucking basketball player.
James Harden.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I want to go to Japan so bad.
I love doing cultural stuff.
Like we went to Paris and we spent the night under the catacombs.
We went to like the illegal part.
Yeah.
And we had this dude.
Like he just gave us a tour all around it.
And like we saw Nazi bunkers.
You'll see stuff that was like in the 1900s.
Then you'll see stuff all the way in the 1600s.
And then there was just like scolds.
Yeah.
You spent the night?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We spent the entire night down there.
That is wild.
I forgot the call cataphiles or something like that.
But like they like, they preserve it down there.
Yeah.
And like they take care of it.
And they're really cool people.
They're really cool people.
And then the next day we went to the Louvre and I put a picture of myself of the Mona Lisa right next to the Mona Lisa.
And then I got arrested.
And Paris Jail, I'm not going to lie.
Paris Jail is way better than American Jail.
Oh, so you got locked up, locked up.
Oh, yeah.
For how long?
Like 24 hours?
Yeah.
Like, I feel like out of all of them, I was most anxious about that because I was like, damn, am I going to be like in a Britney Griner situation?
Like, fucking just locked up.
But the cops were really cool, though.
When I got arrested, it was these cops in Rollerblades.
You got invested by a Rollerblade cop in France?
Bro, they had vestes, like ARs, Rollerblades.
You messed shooting and then you're rolling back because literally, literally.
Like, it was so intimidating at first until you seen the rollerblades.
But the guy, when I was in the station, he came up to me and he was like, he was like, oh, I liked your video.
And I was like, oh, which one?
And he was like, the...
And I was like, what?
He's like, the, and I was like, I was like, I don't know what you're talking about.
And then he goes to my IG and he shows my story.
I had made a TikTok about me at the Axel Tower.
And I put the niggas in Paris instrumental in the background.
And he like showed me.
He was like, niggas.
He just shared something.
He said, niggas in Paris.
The white guy.
The white guy.
I was just like, yeah.
He thought you made the song.
He was like, dude, you nailed it.
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That's the nicest.
Literally.
That's the nicest a white cop has ever said that word to a black guy.
I wasn't offended at all.
I was just like.
Why is French Joe better?
Oh, man.
They put me in a cell by myself, and the food was way better.
Yeah.
And French food.
Huh?
French food.
French food.
Yeah, it was like some stew.
It was really good.
It was really, really good.
Best meal you had in Paris.
Oh, man.
That food is horrible.
Paris food is horrible.
Nah.
You were in jail.
What are you talking about?
You guys don't get food.
They don't get food.
They don't get food.
You and you don't get food.
Where'd you go?
Where'd you go to eat?
Man, we just went to different restaurants and stuff, but like, it's just not good in Europe, really.
At least the UK.
Oh, the UK is even worse.
It's a Texas.
He's too Texan, dude.
I think it's people from Texas don't have to be a soul.
They don't have any grits.
Like, what even is that?
Yeah.
You're too human.
Seasoning.
I love that southern, that southern, that soul food.
You be fucking a soul food?
Yeah, of course.
No, you don't.
No, I don't.
If I eat soul food, I got a nap two hours before the show.
Every time we go down south and we have like a soul food brunch.
It takes your soul.
It literally takes the salt.
Two hour nap before the show, if I'm gonna make it happen.
Yeah.
All right, so.
I can ask you a question.
I've been listening.
Why pranks?
I've heard a few interviews of you, and I haven't heard that.
Because you're such a sweet guy.
You always say, I want the joke to be on me.
And you do a good job of if the joke isn't on you, making it right with the person.
But pranking is not necessarily on you.
It's so I'm wondering, how like this sweet guy coming to let me terrorize people?
And then now I'm learning not even tell them half the time.
Man, I just be thinking of, I guess it's kind of like you guys are comedians, just like you guys would just be thinking of bits in your head.
Yeah.
And it's just like, I just be thinking of stuff.
And I'm just like, it's more like stuff that you would say to your friends, like, damn, that would be funny.
But like, I'm like, yeah, let's, let's do it.
What was childhood like?
Childhood?
Oh, I was very, I was very like sheltered.
And like, I got bullied a lot when I was like in middle school.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How many, you have brothers, sisters?
I have an older brother, but like, he's like 17 years older than me.
So I was like an only child.
So you're only child, you had to occupy your time, occupy your mind.
Yeah.
And a lot of friends when you're younger?
Not until like the end of high school, but like middle school.
You guys want to see what I used to look like in middle school?
I love to.
Oh, man.
We'll show you what Akash looked like too.
It's the same picture.
Yeah.
There's no way it's worse than mine.
So that was me.
That was me in middle school.
Yeah, you look like a baby mama, bro.
That's crazy.
Bro, whose auntie is this?
That is one.
You know what's crazy?
That.
I show my mom.
That is what's crazy.
I showed my mom that and she said, you look like an F.
And you posted that in 2013.
Yeah.
Like, this wasn't like a throwback post.
You posted that at the time.
Yeah, I was like, bro, this one's going to hit.
You didn't get any play off that?
Oh, man, bro.
I got so much pussy, man.
I'm still drowning in it.
Okay, so what happens?
You were kind of like lonely, kid, or you were fine being by yourself.
Nah, man.
Like, I was that type of kid where it was like I would join a group, but like, I'll be really insecure that like I would get kicked out the group.
So like I would like really try to like stay in and trying too hard, kind of?
Not really trying too hard, but like I was just always afraid that like, oh my gosh, you know, they're going to leave and stuff like that.
And that's usually what happened.
And like I was like really insecure as a kid.
And then like, I just kind of like learned just like really just love myself and really just like do me.
And when I started doing me, that's when I just like made friends and I started being way happier and stuff like that.
So there's a, yeah, because you have an incredible independence.
Like it doesn't seem like your actions are motivated by the appreciation or validation of a singular group.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's like, I think you develop that from time alone.
Yeah.
Time alone learning how to deal with yourself and learning how to appreciate yourself.
Because a lot of people are afraid to do some of the things you do because they're like, uh-oh, will this group hate me?
Will this group think that I'm a bad person?
Like you also have like a racial component.
It might be different generationally, but like, is this okay to do?
Am I selling out if I do this?
If I go to the most racist town in America and like some of them are nice to me, like, what will black people think of me?
Yeah.
You create, from the outside, it seems like you create as Jideon the person first, not without a responsibility to anybody else but you and what you authentically want to do.
I look at it as like, you know, I'm posting for my friends.
It's like, yo, guys, bro, look what I just did.
Yeah.
And like, that's how I like to look at it.
And it's just, it's crazy because this is like the people I meet, like, bro, like, it was like, I would, you ever look at people?
It's like, oh, they, they know who I am.
Like, you probably like look at people like, yeah, he definitely knows who I am or something like that.
And then it's like, oh, no, he didn't.
And then it'd be somewhat random.
Some old dude come up and be like, Jidion.
And then now, like, I've been having like a lot of girls come up to me lately.
And my girl, my girl demographic's been growing a lot too.
And it's just like, man, like, you know, it's just, it's just love.
And, like, I really appreciate my followers because it's just, I get to do what I love and make money off of it.
With the girls, with the girls, since you've been promoting this raw dogging thing, and do you ever have a situation where they expect it to be raw and you don't deliver on that?
No, or you always raw dog.
I don't get pussy, bro.
Man, stop.
No, bro.
Stop.
That's a man who gets pussy right now.
Nah, they don't show me no.
Yo, I don't get you pussy no more.
No more.
There was a time.
Never.
I thought it was a time.
Hold on.
So you really, you want us to believe that you're not getting any pussy out there?
No, I'd be chilling.
I really just be chilling.
You don't even mean that.
What is that sentence?
I don't leave the house.
Oh, you need to leave the house.
Is that how famous people do it?
They run on the streets to get some pussy.
No, the pussy flies in.
I cannot believe that you're not getting pussy.
I really just be chilling.
Like, I just record my video.
You're like, chilling, bro.
This guy's drowning in pussy and you know it.
And it's raw, isn't it?
How many abortions you got under your bus?
Oh, bro.
Make that a video, bro.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the prayer.
The doctor goes in.
Psych, nah, but the new hairline had to help.
Oh, bro.
Those hairline situations.
That's why they came through.
Bro, it's crazy.
Like, I did not think it was going to get that big.
Like, because it's just like this is just like an inside joke with me and my followers, like, damn, you lost your hairline.
Because, like, a lot of people, especially with me being 22, they'll be like, damn, like, you know, they'll say it's the end of the world, but it's just like, you know, I just like made the most out of it and like just kind of like wrapped my brand around it.
And so when I seen Brody pop up on my Instagram reels and I hit him up, I was like, bro, let's do this.
And I just wanted to do a stream.
And then, like, bro, it just went crazy.
And I remember I went to the UK like two weeks after, and just people just running up to me, Julian, Julian, show us a new headline.
Show us a new headline, mate.
And I'm just like, bro, like, I love my UK fan base.
Oh, man.
The UK, they rock hard for me.
I fuck with the UK heavy.
They're, and them, them motherfuckers are menaces.
Because I don't know if you know this, but like, in America, it's like someone comes to you, like, yo, Judy, can I get a picture?
And like, they'll just take their picture and they'll be like, thanks.
And they like look at their phone the whole time because they're just thinking, like, oh, I'm going to post this with a caption, yada, yada, yada.
Like, look who I met.
But like, the UK, it's like, it's on some like respect stuff.
Like, they really like want to talk to you and like have a conversation with you.
And that's that's how I feel all of Europe.
Like, it's a big disconnect.
So, and I really have conversations with people out in the UK.
Interesting.
What about the girls out there?
How is that?
The girls?
The girls out there are clapped, man.
They're clapped.
No, I'm just playing.
No, um.
Are you a virgin?
Yeah.
No.
No, I am.
No.
He's absolutely lying to you.
No, I'm not.
No, there's no way.
He taught us.
What about mouth?
What about mouth?
Mouth?
Yeah.
Have you sucked some of this?
Never?
What about virgin for mouth?
Virgin.
What about mouth?
Yeah.
Like a throat virgin.
Are you throat virgin?
Like, have you been in throat?
Have I been in throat?
Have you been in throat?
Well, I don't get these terminologies.
Like, what has been in throat?
It's a Gen Z term.
Like, eating.
Oh, have you, have you put your device in a girl's throat?
Have you taken the remote and put it in the throat?
Oh, oh, why didn't you say that?
Have you gotten a blowjob?
Why do you want to say head?
Well, because you said you're a virgin.
Yeah.
So if I'm a virgin.
I'm just going to make it more difficult.
Damn.
Yeah.
It's tricky.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I'm a child of God.
Know I'm trying to wait till I'm trying to be like you and wait till marriage until I find myself.
You know, we have two guys here that wait until marriage.
That's good.
Not till marriage.
Oh, almost till marriage.
I just said you got real children of God in front of you right now.
No, Alex, forget.
Not you.
What do you mean?
Trying.
You were dick, bro.
These bitches was thirsty.
That's what I'm talking about.
What am I supposed to do, bro?
I know you're damned.
He's leaving all of them dry.
We gotta get out of here.
We're gonna travel this country, Phil Doast.
I don't got no food to give.
No, you do, though.
Wait, I got a question.
So I know you're married and stuff, but like before you settle down, like, do uh, do comedian girls, do they be like throwing it out there?
Bro, I was chilling, man.
Like, I was mostly chilling.
We're just at home.
Yeah, we're just at home chilling.
We're at home, man.
Let's be chilling, bro.
Before I was married, I was chilling, bro.
Same, bro.
You know what I mean?
That's what I'm talking about.
Okay?
What's the numbers?
Like, you know what I mean?
Some blue checks.
You taking down some Jenners?
Come on.
Bro, you know what's crazy?
How you be lying about the pussy you get on this podcast?
It's not even like that.
Like, bro, I should be seeing TikTokers and stuff.
It's like they brag about that shit.
And it's just, I really don't think it's nothing to brag about me personally because.
What, getting laid?
It's kind of goofy.
A little bit.
Like, I'm not going to even cap.
Like, it's good.
It kind of is.
It's goofy.
Like, oh, bro, I'll be getting so much pussy and stuff like that.
Because it's just, I think it's disgusting on both ends, just sleeping around.
Ooh, talk about that.
That's good.
What do you mean by that?
Like, bro, I think it's nasty if dudes just fucking just catch a bunch of bodies.
And I think it's nasty if girls just catch a bunch of their body.
I'm not going to be a hypocrite and be like, oh, yeah, it's okay for a guy.
Because what's that shit that they be saying?
Bro, some dumbass shit I be seeing.
They be like, a key that opens.
You know, that's a bar, bro.
A key that opens any lock is a master key.
But a lock that opens a key is a shitty lock.
Yeah, like niggas be saying shit like that.
It sounds flames.
That's a bar.
Imagine the first time you say that to a girl and she looking at her.
And I was a virgin forever.
That shit was flames, bro.
I should have fucked more people.
Clearly.
I got the shitty key out here.
What do you guys think about this?
I think guys create whores.
What is that?
What is that guy?
He's so Jesse Lee, something.
He's really trying to grow that female fan base.
I'm being for real, though.
Cause like, I imagine this.
Like, like, you sleep with a girl, and it's like, usually the first girl you sleep with, like, she's usually connected with you, right?
And it's like, you guys are together, but then maybe like you don't want to be with her or something like that.
Then she goes through like a phase.
What is it afterwards?
Like, you know, where she's just like, oh, damn, he didn't want to be with me.
So I'm going to just do my thing with other dudes.
Seek validation elsewhere.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like guys low-key create whores.
But is that no accountability for the women and their actions?
No, I think it definitely.
But I guess it's where you think it starts.
It's like, is it the chicken or the egg?
You know what I mean?
I feel like it starts with the girl's dad.
That's what I was going to say.
Sometimes it's a little bit there.
And it's not just the dad, but like some, there's like a void in validation in her life.
And she's seeking that from strangers.
And then maybe some guys are taking advantage of that, which could be fucked up.
The head is fire.
I know this is like off topic, but like, how's like, how, how hard it is?
Do you guys do comedy as well?
Yeah, I do.
How hard is it for you guys to, I guess, like, traverse with how everything is today?
It's like, you say the wrong thing.
It's like, I've been seeing a lot of comedians get canceled a lot more.
I feel like that's done now.
Yeah.
I feel like it was like that maybe like five years ago for like a few years, but now I feel like you can kind of say whatever you want.
Like, I think people are like, I think the term woke is now like a pejorative.
I think even like super liberals don't want to be woke.
You know what I mean?
Like even they're like, okay, this tournament's kind of been bastardized.
I think the right has kind of like used it to death.
And I think, yeah, I think you can kind of say whatever you want.
And I think now this is what happens.
Like comedy starts to get weird now.
Comedy goes through phases.
Like you can't say anything.
And then like the more prolific like political or cultural guys tend to blossom.
And then when you can say pretty much anything, society is kind of open to jokes and comedy becomes more mainstream.
Then like the weird alternative comics start to succeed because they're making fun of the institution of comedy.
So that's, you'll probably see that popping off now.
And for me, as annoying as it all was, like, this is inappropriate.
It actually kind of made me grow as a comic because I was like, all right, well, let me be more honest with what I'm actually feeling as opposed to just saying the thing that's probably a little easier to say and funny.
Let me actually grapple with what I feel about this thing and then try to make that funny.
Yeah.
So it weirdly made me, as fucking annoying as it was, it probably made me a better comic.
So you like really saying what's on your mind.
Yeah, like I don't actually feel this extreme thing necessarily.
It's funny to me, but people find people say they can't say it, whatever.
Let me then think, what do I actually feel?
And what I actually feel to me is funnier because that's my honest thing I'm trying to make funny.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
I want to, I really want to do stand-up.
Like, that's fucking great.
You did do it.
Bro, but I was like taking the piss though.
But I'd be like, my friends and stuff, they be saying, especially Hersey, like, he's real big in the comedy.
He'd be saying, like, I could do good.
But, like, I really want to put my, because I feel like if I started now and just was like, yo, guys, I'm going on tour.
I could, you know, already do good because I have a huge family crazy people.
But I don't want to do it that way, you know?
I feel like I need to at least do like comedy clubs for like four or five years.
You want to build the art.
Build the craft.
I want to go to places and not put on my social media.
Oh, I'm going to be here.
Like, I just want to have random people be there.
Yeah.
And really see, like, you don't fuck with me.
Yeah.
Because you'll be funny to the people who don't know you.
Yeah.
And that gets harder and harder the more famous you get because, you know, everybody knows who Chris Rock is.
Yeah.
Right.
But at the same time, like, that's how you're really going to learn how to curate that craft, that art.
It's good to have, sorry to cut you, but it's, it's, I think in entertainment, it's good to have a craft.
It's good to have an art.
It doesn't have to be stand-up.
It could be the videos that you're making.
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But I think what happens to a lot of people is if they don't have an art, fame is their desire.
And then once they get famous.
You start kissing your twin.
It starts getting a little weird.
How about the island boys?
Yeah, like I just think fame is kind of fruitless.
And you don't realize that until you're famous and you're still kind of like miserable.
Like they thought fame was going to cure all their issues or their problems or their give them happiness.
And then it doesn't.
And then after that, they just go, okay, I just need to make as much money as possible.
So they just start trying to gravitate towards a thing that makes them money.
Whereas if you have like an art or a craft that you really love, you're always trying to push that craft and get better at that art.
So if it's stand-up, that's awesome.
Or if it's continue to curate the content that you do, that's awesome.
But yeah, I would say that people who are just chasing fame tend to be pretty miserable.
No, definitely.
Did you watch Stand-up growing up?
I'm not going to lie, like Kevin Hart, I really didn't know about people.
Kevin is so funny.
No, yeah, yeah.
I love Kevin Hart.
But like, just recently, like, because I used to not like Dave Chappelle.
Like, I was like, I don't get it.
But then, like, I really started watching.
It's like, I see, like, it's like a, it's like a line.
Like, you see, you see where it's going.
Like, like, whenever I watch a video, it's like, I could see what regular viewers can't see.
It's like, oh, I see what they're doing there.
I see where they're taking this.
And then it's like, now, like, I can't see it fully like you guys can, but, like, I'm starting to see how the setup way before and the transitions and just like the smoothness of everything.
And so it's just like, like, really watching him and like Cat.
I think probably my favorite right now is like Cat Williams.
Cat is incredible.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, really just like trying to take notes and just see like that whole Patrice O'Neal.
Oh, that's Hersey's favorite.
Patrice is the GOAT.
The GOAT.
That's the GOAT.
Yeah.
That's the greatest of all time.
It's crazy because then he like, he was like the guy who like really took a stand for comedy when like it was about to like because I think someone made like a rape joke or something.
He was on like Fox News.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, he just defended the art of the joke.
And he's like, you have to let us try.
Yeah.
You have to let us try to be funny.
It doesn't matter how fucked up it is.
And in the beginning, it might not work, but we have the right to try.
Yeah.
Because eventually when we keep trying, we're going to, it's like a sword.
You're just going to keep on banging away at it.
And then it's going to get sharp.
You don't have to laugh at it, but don't.
But you can't take away our right to try.
And, but yeah, he was just a brilliant fucking dude.
I mean, he's got like, I mean, there's Elephant in the Room, I think it's probably on Netflix, isn't it?
Maybe?
No, it's on Instagram.
It's on YouTube.
On YouTube.
Elephant in the room is on YouTube.
But then he's got a bunch of like audio things as an album.
He came out right before he passed away called Mr. P. That's like.
He's just, he's prolific.
He's just prolific.
If you did comedy, would you try to keep it clean or talk about all the girls you're fucking?
Definitely all the girls on fucking show.
You get the inside scoop on my comedy show.
You know why I think you'd be a really good stand-up is the more stuff of yours I've watched, listen to you, beyond the pranks even, you're a deep kid.
You're 22.
It's really fucking impressive how mature you are, how deeply you think about things.
Appreciate it.
And I think that combined with funny, that is the fundamental things you need to be a great stand-up.
So I think if you really went after it, and like Andrew said, you got to be, it's good you wouldn't announce your shows because if you start chasing the bag, you might feel pressured to ask.
It's going to take a few years.
In a different way.
It's going to take a few years to even get to the point where you can get on there.
And it's like, it shouldn't be something you're doing for money in the beginning because that's going to pressure you.
And you're like, oh, fuck, I need to just get this 30 minutes.
Because if I have 30 minutes and I can get $40,000 for that gig, it should be, I'm going to take as much time as I need to get 15 minutes or five minutes or three minutes, whatever it is.
Just take the fucking time.
If it's something you really want to do.
Yeah.
Matter of fact, try it.
You might hate that shit.
It's painful, bro.
That's another thing.
Bro, that shit was scary.
How do you think it's scary?
That's done stand-ups.
That's crazy.
He's gone on stage and done jokes.
And then he's like, man, stand up would be crazy.
It's like you've dealt with that pressure before.
You know what I mean?
Not really, because like, because the video was, I went up there like telling horrible jokes.
So the goal was to be bad.
Yeah, yeah.
So bombing didn't feel bad.
It felt like he succeeded.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For me, it was a W.
And like, the crazy thing about it was people in the comments were like, damn, you were low-key funnier than the guys before you.
I applaud the people that went up there and tried, though, because it's just like, I really just saw like, oh, man, I'm not going to lie.
It was this one joke.
Brody was like, yeah, I was shopping for watermelons and I was stealing them.
He's like, but it's hard to steal in rollerblades.
They're like, hey, stop.
You can't get those.
And he just goes, whoosh, whoosh.
And they're like, it was just so quiet.
And I was laughing, but I was laughing because of how quiet it was.
That's why it was funny.
But I was just like, damn, like, if I, I was thinking about it.
I was like, if I do try this, like, I'm going to have shit like that happen where niggas are like, I'm going to say a joke and someone's just going to, oh, one of those.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have to embrace that.
It will happen.
Yeah.
No matter what, no matter how long you've been doing it, you'll still catch slow ones.
Yeah.
Just part of it.
We were talking about this during the green room during the shows this weekend.
There was like a generational rift in like what we find funny or how comedy is projected into the world.
Okay.
I'm 39, right?
So when I'm growing up, people on TV that were funny were trying to be funny.
Yeah.
Jim Carrey was trying to be funny.
Everybody was trying to be funny.
And I think it was Derek who said this, or maybe it was you that said it.
And interesting observation, he's like, Yeah, I think the office changed that.
I go, What do you mean?
Oh, I fucking love the office.
Exactly.
And what is the difference with the office, right?
The difference with the office, like in Seinfeld, Kramer is trying to walk in the room funny.
He's walking the room, he's trying to be crazy.
Laugh track.
There's a laugh track.
It's going, hey, you need a laugh now.
And then the office comes out, and that motherfucker, Michael Scott, is not trying to be funny.
No.
He is just that weird, kind of almost cringe guy.
The things he's saying are cringy.
And then the generation that watches that show and subsequent shows finds cringe stuff really funny because that's what curated their sense of humor.
It's funny when someone is not trying to be funny and they do something so awkward, it's hilarious.
And a lot of your pranks are the people think you're dead serious.
So we're laughing at those people reacting to you being cringe in that moment.
Yeah, a lot of people they say like, they'll be like, man, this was a hard watch.
Good job, Jadion.
Great job.
That's what people like.
And it's a generational rift.
And it might have been The Office.
There are other things that are obviously inspired by The Office, other films.
But I didn't even realize it till we were having that discussion in the green room, like how our generation, Jamie Fox was trying to be funny in the Jamie Foxx show.
Yeah, so funny.
Every time he came on screen and he succeeded it, he was fucking hilarious.
And I wonder how that affects how you guys will do stand-up.
Because stand-up isn't trying to not be funny.
You could make fun of stand-up and those are like the alternative guys.
Sometimes they have some success.
But stand-up needs to be so mainstream for them to succeed.
The entire population needs to know what stand-up is for somebody to be making fun of it.
Yeah.
Usually comedy is pretty fringe.
So to make fun of it, you're just drafting off of the people who know what it is.
Does that make sense?
A little bit, yeah.
So like, for example, let's say somebody was like making fun of streamers.
First, streamers need to be mainstream in order for us to get the jokes of making fun of a streamer.
Oh, okay.
You know what I mean?
Okay, yeah, yeah.
But if streaming is fringe, which now is very popular, but if it's fringe, how many people can even get the joke of you making fun of it?
So everybody got to be in on it to get it when you make fun of it.
When you're making fun of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's interesting, The Office.
So you came up on that.
That's.
Oh, bro.
I probably watched The Office like 15 times over.
Bro.
It's, it's, I think it's one of the, because it doesn't try.
You know, it's no laugh track.
It's no, it's the zoom-ins, the awkwardness.
And I guess I low-key try to do that with the videos.
It's just like, oh, it's awkward.
Like, you know, it's not, I'm not necessarily trying to be funny.
It's just like, how can we make the situation just like so uncomfortable?
Just awkward.
Yeah.
And then it's just like, it's just fun like that because that's what's funny to me.
Yeah.
That's my type of sense of humor.
I'm not as good at that.
I remember bridesmaids.
It's so built on just being awkward.
There's moments where I'm like, yo, I can't do this.
Like it just changed the channel.
Like, you know, I don't know if you've seen that, but there's a moment where they're like trying to one-up each other.
These two bridesmaids are trying to like one-up each other in their wedding speeches for the bride.
And it just keeps getting more and more awkward and more and more embarrassing for them.
And you're just, I'm watching.
I'm like, bro, I can't make it through this.
I fucking can't handle it.
The office, there's moments where I'm like, yo, I can't watch this episode.
It's too long.
Scott's Tots.
Scott's Tots is too awkward.
Oh, that shit was hilarious.
This episode, you haven't seen The Office.
Michael Scott promises all these kids when they're like five years old, if you go to college, I'll pay for it.
If you graduate high school, I'll pay for your college.
They all graduate, throw him this huge thing, and then he has to tell them, I'm not paying for your college.
I'm not.
I just can't.
So that's the whole episode.
There is no heartwarming moment.
That's the episode.
I can't do it.
I skipped that episode.
I can't do it.
He was like, I thought I was going to be like a multi-millionaire by the time I was 30.
I thought I was going to do it.
And then he gave him all computer batteries because that's what he could afford.
He was like, you guys all have chargers for your bad.
I didn't even remember that because I can't watch the episode.
They made him a theme song when he first came in.
Like, they were happy to see him.
Yeah.
There's so many different examples of that.
I wish I could find some more shows like the Austin.
You ever watch Nathan for You?
Nathan For YouTube, Nathan's Nathan.
He reminds me, you know, Nika?
Nico Amilana?
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Oh, yeah.
Is that the British shit?
I thought you were setting up.
You almost had him.
I thought you almost had him and I was about to sell it.
With a dude rag on the episode of the Hobbes guy.
Nah, I was about to say that the camera is going to zoom in.
Ain't we leaving it?
Ain't we leaving it in the episode?
Yeah, that was funny.
But yeah, like Nico makes videos like that where it's just like over the top.
I just can't do that stuff because it's like whenever I think too much about it, it never comes out good for me.
So it's just kind of like, we just run and gun it.
You need it to be raw.
Yeah.
Like we uh we pulled up to Gatorade HQ.
Okay.
And we had uh we had prime and we have these fake Gatorade bottles and we put prime in it.
And I bullshitted my way all the way to the top of the Pepsi HQ and I had like uh Gatorade employees try.
One of it was called IMAP Use.
So whenever they said it, it sounds like they said I'm a pussy.
And like, it was like I spice and walk and all this.
That's funny.
And it was just like, it was no big elaborate plan of like, oh, we're going to do this, this, this.
It was just, yo, we're just going to talk to someone, just see how far we can get.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's just how I am.
Like, I feel like that's just the best for me.
Do your parents watch your content?
Yeah.
My parents do watch the videos.
What do they think?
Uh, at first, my mom didn't like it.
She was like, you can't be a clown every day.
But when I wasn't making any money.
But then she called me one day.
I was actually at FaZe Rug's house and she was like complaining about my brother about something.
So I'm just like listening.
And then she was just like, also, I want to apologize to you.
She was like, you proved me wrong.
And it was like a really cool moment because, you know, usually parents, they don't give you that moment.
You know, it's just like, they just take it to their grave with them.
But for her to like just shit up, just be like, you know, you proved me wrong.
You did it.
And like, it made me feel really good.
It made me feel really good.
Yeah, there's a moment in your most you visit the most racist town in America.
It's a great video.
But there's a moment where you call your mom or your mom calls you and you say, hey, mom, I'm going to the most racist town in America.
I'm thinking all moms are going to be like, what the fuck is this thing you're doing?
This is YouTube.
You're doing this for views.
And she was just like, okay, well, be safe.
And the trust blew my mind.
So I'm assuming that was a process to get there.
Yeah, no, I got this.
I got this.
You know, I'm never going to put my team or myself in danger.
You know, I'm not going to lie.
I was kind of smart about it.
I got, it was like some kind of danger.
Some white boys that were in the town.
So I brought like six, 16-year-old white kids with me.
Like, I was like, they want to shoot the white kids before they shoot me.
Use them as a shield.
Yeah.
Shout out to y'all.
But like, yeah, man, shit's just fun, bro.
Like, it's fun.
It's fun.
Like, I really, I really love this shit.
What do you make of like the different ecosystems online?
Like, what do you make of the cultural movements or like the manosphere?
Like, do you see these things happening in real time?
You seem like someone who's really fluent in the internet.
Do you see them happening?
Do you see them gaining popularity?
Did you know it was going to happen years before it spiked?
I try to, I try to tap in.
I feel like that's where I got to where I am is because like I'm cool.
I'm cool with just about anything.
Like, I saw FurryCon.
I was like, oh man, I would love to do some stuff with furry.
So did furry videos.
And then I was like, oh, we got Twitch.
So I hopped into the Twitch scene.
And then I saw the Manosphere growing.
So I went on the Fresh and Fit podcast and I was acting like Andrew Tate, but I was being a simp.
And it was just like, I like jumping on a little bit of everything because that's the type of person I am, bro.
I'll be watching.
You would think you would know the videos that I watch, but you don't.
Like, I watch.
Man, bro.
I love history.
I'm a very, I'm a huge history buff.
Who you want?
Nala Gia?
You go to, you watch that YouTube channel at all?
Nah, I watch this one called Oversimplified.
Yeah, it's great.
I love oversimplified.
Fantastic, yeah.
I'll just be watching just these random people.
I'm gonna send you a few channels that are great at history.
Please do.
Please do.
I love that.
Oversimplified is fantastic.
Also, great thumbnails.
Right?
The look of those two characters, it just makes you go, okay, this is dumb enough for me to get.
Teach me about Napoleon.
Oh, man.
People don't realize.
Like, thumbnail.
Whenever I think of a video, some videos, like, I have to just come up with the title last minute.
But some videos, like, with the WNBA, when I thought of it, I was like, oh, what if I titled it?
Don't sleep on the WNBA when in the picture is me sleeping.
It's like, in my head, I know if I've seen that, I'm clicking on it.
Immediately.
So I know everybody else is going to.
And that's how I do everything.
It's like giving changes the N-word pass.
And I like, damn, everybody puts part ones in their stuff.
So I was like, volume one, volume two.
And I was like, oh, I got to make sure I have a white person in the thumbnail.
Like, I always think about the thumbnail.
Exactly.
Giving a black dude the N-word pass is not exciting.
Definitely.
Redundant.
It's just so important because it's just like, like, people say, oh, don't read a book by its cover.
But that's bullshit.
It's like you look at a book cover and it doesn't look good.
You're not going to read it.
But like, if it looks interesting and stuff like that, you're going to at least pick it up.
Like, I have enough confidence in myself where it's like, the content is going to grip you.
I just need you to give me a chance, click on the thumbnail and get it.
So that's why, like, if you look at my thumbnails, they're more raw.
Like, I really like to keep them raw.
I could do the over-the-top editing, like Mr. Beast and stuff, but I feel like it looks like a frame grab.
What?
Your thumbs.
Yeah.
Like the WNBA one looks like a frame grab video.
Yeah.
And those are the ones that pop off.
Like, when you look at like the old school YouTube videos, it'd be like the most random thumbnails, but they have like 60 million views because it just shows authenticity to it.
Exactly.
It almost feels like it was someone else capturing it.
It's like not your video.
Someone else saw this guy sleeping.
You know what I mean?
Like if you're a random person, you don't know who Jideon is, and you're just scrolling YouTube, you're like, wait, is there a random person sleeping on the thing?
Click.
If it was super stylized, yeah, you probably still get the same.
Maybe I don't know if you'd get the same.
I would challenge you to try it.
Like, try just raw.
Yeah.
Pause.
Resume.
But do you think it hits different demos?
Like the way that you frame it?
That's a great question.
Definitely.
But definitely, yeah.
Because I look at it like this.
It's like, Mr. Beast has Mr. Beast thumbnails.
And then like, I'll see Mr. Beast copycats all the time where they have like the over AI stuff.
And it's like, if I'm going to click on a AI thumbnail, I'm going to click on a Mr. Beast one, you know?
Why would I click on someone that's trying to do it?
But it's like, when it's just a screen grab, it's like, okay, damn, this is just something in the video.
But that point in the video is interesting to me.
I want to see what this is.
And so then I would click on it.
And that's what I love.
It's just like, it's just so simple.
Like, you trust it.
Because a lot of the stuff you'll see, like, people would see my video thinking, oh, he didn't sleep on a WNBA game.
Like, if I made it over-edited, where like it was like one of the girls pointing at me and like, it was like fucking helicopters and stuff and just oversaturated.
People would be like, oh, this dude's capping.
But like when you see it raw, it's like, oh, this had to have happened.
Because, bro, I look at it like the news, the news clippings.
Every news clip that they post on YouTube, what do they do?
They have it raw.
They have it just a raw thumbnail, like just a mug shot or whatever.
Or if it's a car chase, it's just like a screenshot of like the car on the highway.
People know it's real.
So they click on it.
And so that's just what I try to do for my channel.
It probably is making me grow slower, but like it's making people like trust.
Like, if he titles it, this, this is exactly what I'm saying.
You also go in with the right expectation.
Yeah.
That's what you want.
You want people to click on the video with the right expectation to enjoy the video.
If it looks too curated, they're gonna think, oh, he set up this whole thing.
Yeah, it's also reflective of the content.
Yeah, if the content is running gun, the thumbnail is running gun.
Yeah, if the content is super overproduced, Mr. Beast, like, you need to curate it.
Yeah.
And it's like, I feel like Mr. Beast only gets away with it.
It's because, like, he built that trust.
He started it.
If any other people, like, Mr. Beast, he put a gold yacht in his thumbnail.
Like, any other person put a gold yacht in their thumbnail.
I'm gonna be like, bullshit.
But, like, Mr. Bass is like, knowing this nigga, he probably does have a diamond yacht.
So it's like, you're gonna trust him and you're gonna click on it.
Yeah, he only delivers.
You don't have that trust with other creators.
Right.
So you have to like build that trust with new audiences.
Do you feel like beefing online is important to grow?
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
Like, me personally, I don't like beef.
Like, I don't try to get in beefs and stuff with people.
I know, like, with the Pokemon situation, a lot of people are saying that that was stage and stuff, but like, that shit literally just happened.
What's the Pokemon situation?
Oh, man.
Do you?
I know that I've heard of this.
We even maybe discussed it when it happened.
Yeah, I was just like, she's a streamer.
Yeah, I was just, I was just talking shit on my stream.
Yeah.
Basically.
But then, like, I just saw niggas were just acting weird and stuff.
Like, they were making it more.
I just hate when people make it more than it needs to be.
Like, kind of like with the WNBA thing.
They were instead of it being funny, they're making it like, oh, that's why these women don't.
It's just like, bro, you're making it too much.
Yeah.
They're using you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not, it's like, bro, you're not.
And then it's just making me look bad in front of everybody else because it's like, that's one of my ideas.
It's like, bro, no, I just thought it would be funny.
Like, I had no ill will or, you know, you know, like, oh, you know, I get off on, you know, making these WNBA women feel bad.
Yeah, no, like, it's just, I thought it was funny, so I did it.
But like, I could see how people do that because they take it and they'll just run with it and make their own stories with it and stuff like that.
Are you banned from all NBA events?
Because I know the NBA fucks you before.
I haven't got the letter yet.
So once I get the letter, I'll know.
But until I get the letter, no, you go.
It's the thing with you and Jake Paul, is that real beef or that's just like internet shit?
I mean, it's not beef anymore.
It's just like, I was just like, damn, why are you talking shit?
Like, you know, but I really have nothing against Jake, you know?
Like, anybody that, um, anybody that does something great for YouTube, like, I think it's amazing, you know, like, whether you like him or dislike him, he changed the landscape, you know?
Like, he's taken it to new levels where he's over here headlining huge arenas, fighting like, you know, the biggest stars and combat, you know, sports and stuff.
And it's just like, you can't, I'll be a hater to say I don't respect that, you know?
What was the beef?
I just saw the video you put where you kind of bodybucked them talking about his brother fucked his girl and shit like that.
That was crazy.
That one's a little while.
I was like, oh, what did you say?
That's why I thought it had to be cat because I'm like, all right, they got to be in on this or you just took a crazy so I did get a little emotional about that one.
Fill me in, yo.
So it all started back.
I was at the UFC.
I was at the Izzy versus Pareto fight too.
Yeah.
And I was live streaming it.
And Logan came late.
And him and his girl, they sat down.
And me and Vito, my filmma, were just streaming and stuff.
And then Logan leans over.
He's like, yo, he's like, yo, can we switch seats?
He's like, I'm not trying to be on live all night and stuff like that.
And I was like, yeah, yeah, it's cool.
So we switched seats.
But then the internet just blew it up and they were like, damn, Logan Paul just rolls apart Jane and everybody.
I'm like, that shit was funny.
People are making memes where it's like Logan like getting the back of the bus.
I'm not gonna lie, like, bro, when you keep it like that, like jokes, like, I don't mind.
Like, you know, I don't look at myself that seriously.
Bro, that shit's funny as fuck.
Yeah.
But then like a month later, Jake was like sitting.
Can you pull it up?
I don't know, like, Jake Paul calls out Jadeon or something.
Jake's like sitting next to Logan and Logan's just like, yo, Jake, can you move over?
And then Jake's like, I'm not a fanboy like Jadeon.
I'm not going to move over like a fanboy.
I'm not a bitch-ass fanboy.
It was just the fact that he just kept on...
It didn't feel like lighthearted.
I was thinking it bothered you a little more because the internet had already kind of fucked with you for it, even though you found that funny on some level.
That probably stays in there.
Bro, like, bro, if you just kept it lighthearted, like, I wouldn't have tripped.
But why is he teasing you if you moved?
You did the thing.
I don't know.
The crazy thing about it is, I'm never saying that.
He was soft of Jadeon to move.
That's his point.
Like, I'm not soft like that.
I'm keeping my seat.
Yeah.
I don't get it.
I thought I was just doing a nice thing.
I don't get why they would be feel inclined to make a video clowning you after you did them the favor.
That's why he got tight.
He's like, yo, why you take a shot?
Like, if you didn't move and you made a whole thing about not moving, you're like, who is this punk trying to tell me to move?
That'd be one thing.
This one?
Yeah.
I'm not a fanboy like Jadeon.
He's like, oh, you f ⁇ ed that slogan.
Oh, yes, Slogan.
I mean, brother, bro, we can go toe to f ⁇ ing toe.
Oh, okay, Jake.
You can go toe-to-toe with your brother.
All right.
So, Jake, why didn't you keep the same energy when he f ⁇ ed your girlfriend while you were still dating her?
Why didn't you do anything about it?
I'm just asking questions.
My name is Joe Ma.
Get my mouth on this.
Bro.
God damn, bro.
You really elevated the situation into something.
Yeah.
That's why I was like, I dang it.
It's crazy.
There's more smoke here.
There's more than meets the eye.
I'm not going to get into it about who I was talking to, but I was talking to somebody about it.
And they were like, yeah, you know, he threw a right hook at you and you dropped an atomic bomb on him.
And they were like, you did elevate it hella.
And I was like, yeah, I did.
But I was just like, you know, it is what it is.
But like I said, like, I have no ill will against him.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I wouldn't either if I said that.
Yeah.
Did he come back?
Did he say anything after?
I don't think so.
I don't care.
I'm not going to lie.
Like, if he wanted to, he could beat my ass.
We know.
Yeah, Jake could beat most people's asses.
Jake could fight, man.
100%.
Yeah.
I think he was just trying to be funny and it just didn't come across.
That's, I think, really all it was.
I'm so confused by that video.
Not yours.
You do the thing that the guy wants, and then they make a video making fun of you for doing the thing that they want.
Am I missing something?
Yeah, I don't think Logan was in on what was going to happen.
I think Jake just turned it off.
Yeah, Jake was just taking a shot.
And he's like, oh, okay.
Do you think Jake is jealous of your content at all?
Shit, man.
I'm not going to lie.
If he's jealous of me, like, he got to do some self-searching because that nigga's a multi-millionaire, like, private jets and stuff.
Like, you shouldn't be worried about me.
Yeah, I think.
I mean, you're probably doing all right.
How's the Rumble deal?
It's going good.
It's going good.
You like the Rumble money?
Is it that kick money?
Did you wish you waited for the kick money?
Nah, nah.
Definitely not.
Nah, nah.
Why?
What's up?
Huh?
Why, what's up?
Is it kickwack?
Nah, nah.
I'm a complete outsider of this shit.
I'm not going to talk bad about kick or nothing like that.
I feel like the more companies that pop up, the better.
It just like makes it where streamers can.
Competition is good.
Yeah, competition is good.
Not like a monopoly with just Twitch.
So, you know, anybody that pops up, you know, hey, do y'all.
What is the advantage you think of streaming?
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It's like direct connection to your fans.
I feel like it's the most raw.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, it's just like you're actually talking to them.
Yeah.
You're chilling.
You're having a good time.
It's just, it's just vibes.
Yeah.
It really is vibes.
It's like, it's like, look, like, if you're doing a show, but like, you're doing your show for like eight hours, you know?
Yeah.
I understand that about that connectivity.
Like you, somebody is saying something and you are responding to them.
And they are a super fan.
When in history was that possible?
Especially from 3,000 miles away, 6,000 miles away, 10,000 miles away.
A kid in Malaysia is typing to you and you're responding to him.
Yeah.
So that's an exhilarating feeling.
I can imagine that.
And probably creates some real connectivity.
Though the amount of time, like doing it for eight hours seems you'll be surprised, bro.
That should be flying.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And are you curating like link ups with other people live or are you doing this today before?
Like, yo, let's get on.
Sometimes I have stuff set up.
Like we did a stream the other day where we did guess the murderer.
I had like five people come inside and like four of them were regular Joes and then one of them was a murderer.
Like they had murdered a human being?
Yeah.
Yeah, like the guy shot someone in the face.
Okay.
And like we had to guess who was the murderer and they all had fake stories.
And like.
And this is your idea.
You're cooking these things up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd be in the lab.
And then how do you produce it?
Like, how do you find the murderer?
I just told my management and they, uh, it's funny because at first he was like, yeah, we got her.
Yeah, we found the murderer.
Shot when you hit your mouth.
I said, 14-year-olds, I'll take care of myself.
Bro, one time we were vlogging and we were just in LA.
And some dude, he was like, yo, he's like, are y'all doing a podcast?
And I was like, yeah, we're live right now.
And he just comes up to us and he's like, yo, he's like, can I shout out my podcast?
I'm like, yeah, shout it out.
And I'm just messing with him a little bit.
I'm just like, yeah, chat's saying WW.
And he was just saying how you just got out of jail and stuff.
And I was like, oh, for real?
I was like, Chat's asking what you're in jail for.
He just looked at me.
He said, murder.
And like, I just looked at him and I was like, cool.
And it was just, it was, but he was the nicest dude.
And he made a podcast.
His podcast is the Triple R podcast.
You know what's crazy?
I checked that podcast.
In the video, you pop up his thumbnail.
It had 45 subscribers.
You know what it's at now?
What?
152,000.
That's awesome.
That's off of you, bro.
That's awesome.
That's crazy.
How scared have you ever been in one of your videos?
The most scared?
Like, truly, like, oh, terrified.
Damn.
Damn.
I'd be nervous, but like, I wouldn't necessarily say like scared.
I really don't know.
Like, are you afraid of the cops at all?
Like, when the cops pull up on you and like you got someone hidden in a suitcase?
That's just being blank, dude.
That's not Frank.
Yeah, but I'm curious.
Like, you're like provoking cops.
Nah, like, if you're cool with them, they're for the most part cool with you.
Like, yeah, we run into the assholes every once in a while, but for the most part, the cops be cool.
It'd be crazy because I'll get arrested and they'll be in the jail.
So like, yo, Janila, man, can I go selfie with you real quick?
And like, I'll be getting selfies with them in there.
Through the bars?
Nah, whenever, like, I'm getting, like, checked in and they're taking pictures.
Like, because they're like, they'll know the angles where the cameras can't see.
So, like, they'll hide the camera and I'll be like this.
And yeah.
So, these are the murders that you were having them guess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, one of them is there live?
Yeah.
They're all there.
Yeah.
One of these guys is a murderer.
Which one do you guys think it is?
That's what I'm saying.
It's got to be the white guy.
I think it's the white guy.
It's got to be the white guy.
You think so?
Yeah.
He's just trying not to be racist.
You don't want to see the black guy?
Well, there's a lot of black guys.
So I could just say one of them, but I'm assuming that you're going to make the murderer the most unassuming dude.
Yeah, I was either the white guy or the black dude with the beard with a big smile on his face.
So the dude with the beard, he's from the UK.
No, he's not a murderer.
Buddy was like, I kicked him with a crowbar.
And I was like, yeah, I can tell that's funny.
The girl, she was saying that she was saying that she ran over somebody, but her story was so bad.
But I just kept her in because it was just funny.
Yeah.
And then the white guy said he shot some people in the back because they were killing, or they were breaking into his car.
He shot one in the front and one was running away.
He shot him in the back.
And he said that that's why he got arrested because he shot him in the back.
The white guy, the dude in the white shirt, he said that some guys owed him money.
And so he pulled up on them.
And the last dude, he said that some dude was trying to touch his son in a Walmart.
So he beat him to death.
Which those are the stories.
Who did it?
There's a dude in the white shirt.
Oh, this guy.
Yeah, he's the dude that shot him in the face.
Oh, damn.
He actually killed somebody.
Yeah, he killed someone.
He did 15 years, I think.
Wow.
Yeah.
Damn.
You're crazy.
And then when it gets revealed, what is the energy?
It's not like, it was you.
It's not like celebratory, right?
You put a signal.
I just dapped them all up.
I was like, lit.
And then I just had him kind of expounding the story a little bit more.
And he was just talking about it.
He said he has his life on order now.
He runs a business and stuff.
So he's doing good for himself.
You know what I mean?
Like, I feel like, me personally, I feel like for the most part, all crimes are forgivable.
But it's just like, if you're like an EDP, like, that shit is just weird.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, I can't fuck with that.
Yeah.
EDP is pedo.
Oh, I was like, what the fuck is that?
Yeah.
What does it stand for?
Eat that pussy.
Get the fuck out of here.
What?
I've never heard that.
That's what EDP stands for.
That's a pedophile.
Eat that pussy is EDP.
You know the story about the guy, right?
No, no.
What really is EDP?
You don't know who EDP is?
No.
Oh, that's a good idea.
That's the YouTuber.
Yeah.
Oh, the fat guy.
He's in your video.
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You like cut to him real quick.
When?
Like, you have a, I don't know if it's like a meme of him or something in your video.
Oh, probably, yeah.
As a joke.
So EDP is just synonymous for pedal nail and like the younger group's age.
So if anyone ever calls you an EDP with that mustache, that's what they're saying.
The Dewey Right balances it out.
The Dewey balances it, bro.
You can't be an EDP with a Dewey Player.
I was reading in the comment section, they were saying that you look like a Nazi lieutenant.
They say you look like you belong on Inglorious Bastards.
There's been a couple good ones.
Bro, you look like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.
Kip right now.
That's a bang.
Oh, that's hilarious.
Hilarious.
Who can eat up with your fade?
No, there is no fade.
There is no fade.
There's no fade.
I don't do the fade.
Bro, that's you.
That is funny.
Oh, that's funny.
That is funny.
Turbo teeth.
Oh, that's so funny.
No, that's Kip, bro.
That's Kip.
He's waiting for LaFonda.
When you was wearing the hairpiece situation, how long does that last for?
Man, it could last forever if you want.
Like, I'm not going to lie, bro.
That shit.
Why not just get the Turkish hairline?
Bro, that shit don't work.
Yeah, it does.
There's a whole industry.
Billion dollars.
It doesn't work because the guy.
I mean, it doesn't work.
It does work.
I know people who have it.
I promise you, it's a dude.
I'm with you.
It's not a fuck up.
So what it is, is your blood vessel dies.
And if the blood vessel dies, it can't stay.
So like, you notice how Floyd Mayweather, he won't grow his hair out longer than that buzz cut that he has.
Okay.
Because if he does, you're going to see how weak the hair is.
Right.
The hair is really weak.
And it will eventually die out again because those blood vessels are dead.
So it doesn't matter how many times you do it.
Like, it's best like if you, so for all my people that are like, you're starting to see that you're losing your hair, it's best that you go get shock therapy to shock therapy?
That shark therapy to revive the blood vessels so they don't die.
Because once the blood vessel is dried up and gone, you can do the surgery.
Because when they stick it in, they're hoping that it connects to something so it can grow.
Yeah, yeah.
And so, all your friends that have it in like a couple years, two, three years, it's going to start falling out again.
And they're going to have to go back.
But it's just, bro, you're going to have to keep on.
I mean, I believe him.
Because look at LeBron.
He got all the money in the world.
That motherfucker.
Some people just stick to it.
Some people, it's a little bit better.
But I have some friends like it is incredible.
But they might have done it early.
They did it early enough where the blood vessel was still there, but they had the hair fall out.
Exactly.
That's interesting.
So if you've been bald for how long?
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Were you?
I've been bald since I was 20.
And did you start balding in high school?
19.
Nah.
So my biggest op, Tyrone, he stole my hairline.
He fucked Tyrone's anyway.
And he what?
He fucked my mom.
Wow.
It's a little weird, bro.
No way.
Why would your mother do that?
I'd be asking her all the time.
And she'd say, boy, get off my phone.
And then she'll just hang up.
No.
Is she on the other line with Tyrone?
What's her call Tyrone?
Is that what she says?
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
He's the biggest op ever, bro.
Fuck Tyrone.
Why don't you pull up on him?
You got to beat his ass.
Yeah, you don't slide ever, dude.
I did slide on him.
I made a diss track on him.
But that's not sliding, bro.
I don't know.
It was a pretty devastating diss track.
Was it more devastating than what you said?
I mean, does he have a brother?
Do his or his brother have anything in common?
Like, more problems.
It would be.
No, but that's the funnest part is like getting lore.
Like, my channel, we have lore.
Like, we have Tyrone.
We have the captain.
We have the angry artist.
We have Charmaine.
It's just like so many different lores.
Charmaine.
Charmaine.
So it was just crazy.
Like, we were, we hopped on the fucking, the radio at Target.
And I'm just like, yo, there's these black guys like just walking around.
Should I just follow them?
And they're like, please don't.
And I'm like, I don't know.
They look suspicious.
And I'm just like saying just the most random shit on the walkie talkies.
And like this manager, she's like trying to find us.
So like, I'm just like running around the store and we walked by this black lady.
And like, I literally said hello to her.
And we walked by.
And for some reason, my filmmaker, he just turned the camera for a second.
And she just turns around and she sees the camera on her.
And then she just pulls up with her phone.
She's like, why the fuck were you filming me?
And then I was like, I'm filming you back.
And like, she was just like roasting the shit out of me.
She was like, she was like, I'm following you to your car.
And I was like, I don't have a car at Uber.
She was like, yeah, you look broken.
Like, you don't have a car.
And like, she was just on my ass.
But I love her, though.
I love her.
And she's Charmaine.
That's Charmaine.
And do you guys go back to the Target?
Nah, man, bro.
How do you know I have a Target sponsorship?
I know.
You've gotten so much fucking content out of Target.
Is that what you do when you go to a new city?
You're like, okay, just to warm up for the video, we're going to go into Target.
I hate fucking with, like, that was like in the beginning.
I like just messing with the stores.
But now I like messing with corporations.
Like, I feel like it's a lot more fun to fuck with corporations because it's just like, they're not used to it, you know?
Yeah.
And they're on their polite shit.
They're on their corporate behavior.
Also, you don't have sympathy for them.
So it's a very easy, like, we're all on your side.
Yeah.
It's like, you know, like, who's going to feel bad for Pepsi?
Yeah.
Yo, what did you say to the girl?
What did you say to the girl in the, I forget if it was a Walmart.
I don't know what the fuck it was.
But her man came.
Her man, he said something to her, and then she started barking at you.
And then her man came, and then her man was like, damn, bro.
Why you got to prank my girl like that?
This is for YouTube, babe.
What did you do?
So, all I, so this, remember when Drake fucking, uh, it leaked that he put hot sauce in his condom?
Yeah.
And the girl like got burnt and stuff like that?
Yeah.
So I had someone make me a Drake hot sauce condom packet and a fake receipt.
And I was just going to stores returning it.
And so I was just in the line talking to her.
And I wasn't even talking to her in a nasty way or anything.
Like you're watching the video.
And she was laughing and everything at first.
And then I don't know why, but she just snapped.
And she was like, uh-uh, I'm getting my husband to come beat your ass.
And then I'm just chilling.
And then I just see this big ass black dude come up.
And like, I tried to juke him out, but I was like, fuck.
You know how many people say that about your prank videos?
Big ass black dude popping out of nowhere.
Literally.
And I was like, fuck.
But then I recognized him.
He was my homie from high school.
He's dad.
He was like, no way.
He was like, babe, this is for YouTube.
He's like, why are you doing this to my wife?
And I was just like, you know, it's not like that.
Because she was lying and saying that I was asking her if I could fuck her.
And I was just like, wait, what?
Like, I was like, because I don't even be talking like that.
You know, like, that's not funny to me.
And that's serious.
And then I posted the video.
And then, like, I'm not going to lie, the comments were going crazy.
Cause like, they just saw like how she acted like a victim and just called her husband over.
But like.
And how many husbands have been, you know, gotten serious fights because of some shit like that?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And like, you know, if I didn't know him, like, it would have been something, you know?
You actually got incredibly lucky.
Yeah, literally, literally, literally.
And I called him and apologized.
I was just like, yo.
Scariest time you ever felt that.
Yeah, that was it, right?
I wasn't necessarily scared, but I was just like, yeah, nobody pulled a piece out on you?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
If you show it, you're not gonna blow it.
You know what I mean?
Yo, that's crazy.
Shout out to Harvey Weinstein.
Anyone that got shot saw the gun before.
We think they're hiding it when they shoot.
These niggas go like this.
It's like, bro.
But has anybody ever brandished?
Nah, nah.
Now, I've had a knife pulled out on me.
That's how you do it.
You're in the UK.
Hold you down, bro.
That's how it happens.
Yeah.
We went to a barber shop and I was asking them for a haircut.
And they're like, yeah, yeah.
And I had my do-rag on.
And they're like, oh, you got to take this off.
And I was like, oh, no, I'm not talking about this.
I was like, I just want to shape my top.
And it was funny because I thought it was the funniest thing at first.
They were all laughing.
But then when they saw the camera, they were like, oh, I'm going to look stupid in front of them.
They just got pissed.
And they were like, delete that shit right now.
And so like, I just went, doot, doot, doot, doot.
And then, like, I like deleted it, but it was in my like archive.
And they were like, they're like, go to your recently deleted.
And I like talked real fast.
And I was like, I just did it.
I was like, did you not see me go there?
And the guy was like, yeah, yeah, I saw him.
And I had it.
But like, I don't like posting stuff like that because it's not like, I feel like that's like more, I like vibes, you know?
I don't like stuff like that.
What do you mean?
I don't like posting like, oh, I had a gun pulled on me or stuff.
I feel like that's lame.
I just wanted to be fun.
Taking Photos With Donald Trump Jr00:05:56
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
That's more like, look how extreme a thing happened in a video.
Yeah.
Less like, look at this creative idea that I. It'd be like if you said like a horrible joke, right?
I like that.
But someone just like is going crazy.
Like, and you're not even like really handling it good.
It's not even like you're doing good crowd control.
They're just going crazy.
Yeah.
It's like, would you post it?
Only if there's a really funny thing that's happening.
It has to be hilarious.
Exactly.
And there's nothing funny about it.
If it's not funny.
Yeah, exactly.
Your goal is making people laugh and just showing somebody brandish a gun.
Nobody's laughing.
Yeah.
So yeah, I see why I do it.
But if somebody brought out the gun and then you were like, show it or blow it.
And then he was just like, he starts dying laughing.
That'd be funny.
There you go.
That'd be funny.
That'd be funny.
There's no pressure on you to hop in that lane of doing the extreme pranks that get, because I see a lot of people winning, but it's a short-term win.
The OnlyFans girls, like they start out just showing their feet or titties, and then eventually the subs drop.
So it's like, oh, I need to step it up.
You know what's crazy, man?
I've been thinking about this, bro.
Like, OnlyFans?
Would you know?
I'm not gonna lie.
I have a fat ass.
You let someone tear it up.
No, no, come on, bro.
What about nice and slow?
What about her shirt?
My mom, she wouldn't get that.
She wouldn't let me wear tight pants.
She was like, she's like, don't wear tight pants.
Someone's gonna come up and stick you in the butt.
Wait a minute, are you Jamaican?
Wait, yeah, you see.
I don't know what I am.
Your mom's from Houston?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Texas Christian, bro.
Come on.
No, my mom is hilarious.
My mom, she's you know, it's crazy.
She like, she goes to young people and she's like, Do you know Judeon?
She's like, That's my son.
And so I'll be getting a phone call.
She's like, I know you told me to stop doing this, but I have some more fans.
And they're like, Hey, Judeon.
I'm like, Yo, what's up?
And it's just cool.
Like, she'll be telling everybody.
And, like, she's a huge Trump fan.
My mom, she loves.
My mom fucking loves Trump.
And when I met him and took a picture with him.
This is why you're such an independent thinker.
You come from an independent thinker.
Like, the pressure your mom probably has to be a black woman in Trump and the fact that she's like, I don't give a I don't give a fuck what any of these people think.
This is what I like and this is what I'm gonna do.
Yeah.
And if you're already not with a huge friend group when you're super young, you're like, what do I gotta lose?
That's really it.
Okay, so go on this with your mom.
That's really interesting.
No, like, whenever it's like, I think the craziest thing that's ever, I was taking pictures at a Minnesota game, and I just feel someone like tapping me on my shoulder.
And I'm thinking they wanted a picture.
And I'm taking pictures.
So I'm just like, don't give me one second.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I turn around and it's Mark Cuban.
Yeah.
Whoa, and he just was like, yo, man, I got to get a picture with you.
My son loves you.
And like, I think that was like my first like, damn moment.
Like, yeah.
Like, you really don't know who watches.
Like, and it's just like, this man's like a multi-billionaire.
And he knows he enjoys my content and stuff.
And it's just like, and I show my mom that's you to impress his son.
Yep.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Yeah.
That's how thankless kids are also.
He's not impressed by your billionaire famous Bobby.
And like Kat, he'll be telling me all the time, like, he'll be like, bro, all people ask me is about you.
Like, when you're going to see Jiddon again, what are you going to do?
And I'm just like, what the fuck?
Like, wow.
This is really interesting to me.
My mom, how did she get into the Trump thing?
Wait, was she into Bush before that?
Or is it specifically?
Nah, so my mom was like, she was like Obama.
All Obama.
She was hard Obama.
But then she was like, nah, they're manipulating us.
They just want to get the black vote.
And then she just started, she just switched over to Trump.
And me personally, I don't vote.
But like, you know, I saw the transition and now she watches Fox News.
And it's casually she went from CNN to Fox News.
And she is conservative.
Like, she's conservative.
But it's just, it's funny.
It's funny.
I'll be telling her all the time.
I'm like, when you're going to rock your MAGA hat?
And she's like, man, I'm not trying to get jumped.
You got to get a MAGA Durag, bro.
That's going to be crazy.
Get your mom one of those.
It's crazy.
I feel like it's a lot cooler now, but like if you were black and said you like Trump back in 2016, you would get cooked up.
Yeah.
You would get kicked up bad.
But like now, a little bit more freedom to do it because if the stakes feel a little bit lower.
Maybe if it gets closer to election time and it's a reality where like, you know, he could potentially win.
We'll see.
Maybe people start to cook you up a little bit more.
The temperature gets hot around election time.
I got cooked up for taking a picture with him.
Like, bro, I don't give a fuck who you are.
Like, this is a former president.
United States.
I'm going to ask him for a picture, you know?
And people are like, how the fuck could you take a picture with him and stuff like that?
I was like, nigga, suck my dick.
Yeah, what was his compliment to you when he saw you?
He always opens with a compliment.
So it's crazy.
I was with the CEO of Rumble.
Yeah.
And I was like, yo, could you ask Mr. Trump if I could take a picture with him?
And he was afraid I was going to do something.
He was like, He was like, I'm like, okay, he's being too pussy.
So Donald Trump Jr. had came up to me earlier to meet his son.
And I took a picture with his son.
So that's Donald Trump Jr.
I was like, yo, you think it's okay if I take a picture with your father?
He's like, yeah.
And so Donald Trump Jr., he took the picture for us.
And I shook his hand.
I was talking to him.
And I was like, I was like, Mr. Trump, is it cool if I get a small loan of a million dollars?
I'm not going to lie.
I got hella nervous.
And so I turned away real fast.
But I was like, I got to say it.
And I said it.
And he was just laughing.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He thought it was funny.
And he was a really cool dude.
And did he say anything about you?
Did he be, ah, you're tall, you're strong?
He usually opens with a compliment.
That's a good sound.
He's usually like, how you doing, young man?
Yeah, like tons of like positivity on the open.
Yeah.
You know, DJ Academic?
Of course.
It's so funny because when he first walked in.
He thought you were him.
Like, bro, he like shut down the place.
Like, for a minute, like, everybody was just like, let's go, Brandon.
He's just like walking by.
And so I'm with Aiden.
And so like, Aiden stands up first.
He shakes his hand.
Then I stand up and I shake his hand.
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And then like Academics is behind me.
And Academics was just on his phone.
And like, everybody was clowning him saying, like, oh, that boy on the weather app.
And like, Academics, like, didn't, like, take a picture with him at first.
And everybody was afraid to ask for a picture.
But, like, I was the first person that went up and asked.
Then after I asked, everybody.
Yeah, like, everybody was just like, oh, I'm going to go get my picture.
I'm going to go get my picture.
And then Academics was like, you know what?
Like, because I know he's probably like nervous.
And he's like, fuck it.
And then like Academics finally went up and got one.
Because most people are worried about the scrutiny.
Yeah.
That's what I was saying to you earlier.
It's like, you don't think about that.
No, I want this thing.
I will go do it.
And your mom is also like, I believe this thing.
I'm going to do it.
It's rare.
Independent thought is rare.
Regardless if people think you're right or wrong, the bravery to think independently is rare.
Because like, you know, some people, I feel like that stunts your creativity.
Like, if you guys have a joke and you're like, damn, how's everybody going to react to this?
Are people going to get mad or stuff like that?
Then it's just like, you're always in your head.
And then when you do it, you're not going to do it to your best ability.
You're not creating authentically.
Yeah.
You're creating based on what they will want, what they will enjoy.
And it's like, no, you have to lead them.
They're here watching you.
They're here curious about what you're going to put out.
But now, like, I'm not going to lie.
I kind of, I kind of be talking to myself.
I'm just like, you know, I've done a lot of crazy stuff.
And it's just like, you know, I do want to just kind of like just chill out.
And like, I do have the fan base where I can just chill.
Like, I'd be on my second channel just reacting to videos and they'll be getting a couple million views and stuff.
And it's like, I'm realizing like people really just fuck with me for me.
So it's just like, you know, I just want to be on some chill stuff and just, you know, just go here and do this or just show cool experiences while being myself, you know?
It doesn't always have to be a title of Don't Sleep on the WNBA or, you know, fake beer.
You know, it could just be on some chill stuff.
And that's when the best stuff comes is like just you going about doing your thing and just having fun.
Now, I've heard you say you want it, you're done at 25.
Do you still believe that?
Or is that something that's morphed?
What is it going to be?
Nah, nah.
Cause like, I know I have like an idea and it was just like, I'll get that itch and I'm like, I'll want to do it.
You know what I mean?
Like, and do you have a vision for what you wanted to, what you want your career, your content to morph into or no?
Bro, I'm already blessed.
Like, it doesn't matter if I fall off or anything.
It's just like, at the end of the day, it's like, I won.
Like, I make money making videos.
You know what I mean?
I did get in that like, that circle, like you were saying, of just like chasing subscribers, chasing this and that.
But then, like, I really just like prayed and sat to myself and thought about it.
Like, you know, okay, I'm at 7 million subs now.
If I got to 10 tomorrow, would anything really change?
And it's like, no.
And it's just like.
Success is addictive, though.
And it's a beautiful thing, but it is not as fruitful as the passion or the art and the idea.
Do you ever be like just thinking back on the grind?
Do you miss it?
No, because I still see myself in the grind.
I think it's more like I have to give myself a little moment to go, hey, look what we did.
Yeah.
Because it's very easy to just focus on what's next.
So every once in a while, I have to go, oh, shit, look at this studio.
You know what we started?
We started a thing that was the size of the booth where Miles is at.
And now we built this whole fucking studio.
Oh, shit, we're on the road.
We got arenas sold out.
Like, I have to go, this is awesome.
Because it's very easy to look one step beyond where you are.
Yeah.
But the catalyst to keep creating, I think, is just the desire to execute the project and to like push the art forward.
Like, what have I not done yet?
How can I, what have people not done yet?
How can I challenge myself?
And how can I make sure that this stand-up set is different than the last?
What have I not shown?
How can I show it?
What have I not done yet?
How can I do that?
And do that even when the audience might be expecting something different.
That's the biggest challenge.
They start to expect something from you.
So the scariest thing in that moment is to change because it's going against their expectation potentially.
And now it has to be so good that it has to be against their expectation and still surpass what they want.
I think the first time I did something like that was we did this series called The Biggest Menace where it was me and this guy from the UK, Nico.
And he's like the biggest prankster out there.
And like he would have challenges for me to do and I would have challenges for him to do.
And it took us a year to do it.
And we put like over a million dollars into it.
And like, it was like, when you're working on something for a year and no one knows about it and no one sees it, it's like you're really just in your inner thoughts, like, damn, is it going to work?
But it's like just seeing the payoff and like the reaction to it and people loving it and stuff like that.
It's so satisfying.
Oh man, it's the best.
Yeah, you're doing something you haven't done before.
It's dangerous.
It's scary.
It's so scary.
And the audience doesn't know what it is.
You don't know if they're going to like it.
That's the ballsy thing.
I like, we were talking about this over the weekend, but I think you even brought up like Drake is a good example.
Queen, a good example, like music bands that will like change their music while they're at the top.
That's a ballsy fucking thing to do.
But those are the people who last.
And the people who like start doing almost like impressions of themselves don't last.
Yeah.
Right.
Because they're just chasing success, what we were talking about.
They're like, okay, as long as my numbers stay like this or as long as this happens right there, no, you got to take the risk of doing something different.
And I think if you execute it really well, your audience appreciates that you were brave enough to do that and then give them something they didn't even know that they liked.
What do you think your change will be?
We're working on it now.
Been working on it for a while.
Very excited to show it to people.
True.
Yeah.
You'll come see it.
You'll come out to a show soon.
Definitely.
But it's with stand-up and it's something, yeah, something I've been working fucking really hard on and something I haven't spoken about on podcasts or socials or anything.
It's just been very difficult that I've gone through over the last year.
And the only place I've spoken about is through stand-up.
And yeah, I want this new tour to be the perfect execution of that.
Because Hersey put me on to you.
Hersey is a huge fan.
That's why I brought him up.
Hersey.
And he was just telling me how you saw Russ and what he was doing.
And you know how you revised that for comedy.
Totally.
It was just like, it's just crazy.
Because I get inspiration from so many other different fields and just how people do things differently where really like nothing, nothing is really different at the end of the day.
It's like you could take a little bit from something and add it to yourself.
And it was just like the way you saw that and like change it to yourself.
Like it was just like, man.
And like now seeing where you are, it's just like you always have to like take that leap.
Bro, Russ, yeah, he changed everything for me, man.
I mean, there's so many other people that played this incredible role.
Like Charlemagne was massive, like giving me an audience to speak to every week.
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You know what I mean?
Like that was huge.
And obviously Rogan and all the guys.
But like Russ was putting a new song out every week.
He was writing it.
He was writing the beats.
He was doing everything.
I saw him do it.
And I was like, wow, like if I don't try that with comedy, I'm not at least doing everything I can.
Yeah.
That's the bare minimum to do everything I can because this guy's doing it.
So I should try it as well.
And then, and it's weird.
That's now has become kind of the industry standard.
Like everybody putting out their clips every single week or their moments that happen at their shows.
And it's, it's been really cool.
And that comes from Russ.
And I try to say it as many times as possible because he deserves credit for it, even though it's a different industry.
It's like, if you didn't do it, I don't think I'd come to that idea.
No, TikTok, TikTok low-key saved my career because I was just kind of doing like algor, what's the word?
Algorithm videos.
Yeah.
Like videos I knew that would do good.
But then like I stalled and for like six months, I was stuck at 244,000.
Like I fucking hate that number.
Like just seeing it.
And like every time I would post, just lose subscribers, had 244,000 subs and only getting 3,000 views a video.
Like it was to the point where it's like, I didn't even want to show my channel to nobody.
Like, you know, because I'll be like, I'll show it to someone.
They'll be like, daddy has 244,000, but you only get 3,000 views a video.
And it was like, low-key embarrassing.
And I was about to just, I was going to delete my channel.
I was just going to be like, you know what?
I'm going to just keep on working at Lowe's and I'm not going to worry about it.
And then my friend, he told me, he's like, bro, like, all of us helped you out with the videos.
It's like, you don't have to keep on making videos.
You might as well just leave them up.
So I just left it.
And then like two weeks later, like, I just prayed.
And I was just like, God, like, please just give me like a love for it and a passion for it.
So that way I can just like go hard.
And I did this one video.
Like, I said, you know what?
I'm only do videos that I think are funny.
And so I had thought of this idea of like getting an RC car and putting a walkie-talkie on it.
And it's like driving it up to people and just like, just talking shit.
Like, if someone's at a bench, like, move off the bench, move.
Like, just like, I just did it.
And then I posted the video and then it really wasn't doing nothing.
And something was just like, make a TikTok clip.
And I hadn't even made a TikTok clip yet.
And I was just like, all right.
So I made a TikTok clip.
I posted it.
And I didn't have noties on my TikTok yet.
So I'm doing Uber Eats.
And I'm like three hours in.
I'm just delivering stuff.
Noties are notification.
Yeah.
There you go.
I'm nice.
Lingo, man.
Go on, go on.
I'm just like, it's like three hours in.
And then I'm just like, oh, let me see how it's doing.
And I checked.
Crazy.
And it's at like 80,000 likes, 200,000 views in three hours.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
And like, I've been losing subs for six months.
And this was the first time I'm getting subs.
It topped off at like 6 million views and a million likes on TikTok.
And like, you usually, you know, people don't get like traction from TikTok to YouTube, but I literally ganged 20,000 subs from that one TikTok.
So people are like, I need more of this.
And then they went and found all your videos.
And then you had all those videos that didn't have all that many views.
And then they all flooded it.
Yeah.
Wow.
And then did all those videos go up?
Not really, but it was just that one video, that one video.
I think it topped off at like 80K, which is like numbers I hadn't touched in a month.
So I was just happy.
And so I just kept on posting, kept on posting, kept on posting.
And then I took another leap where I was just like, you know what?
Instead of putting background music in my videos, because I was like, oh, if I don't put background music, it's not going to hold their attention.
I was just like, you know what?
Like, I just wanted to feel more raw.
So like, I took a huge leap and like just cut out background music.
And then that was the video I met Tyrone.
And then that was like my first lore video.
Yeah, you created culture.
Yeah.
You created community.
To this day, people all over the world, they'd be like, fuck Tyrone.
Fuck Tyrone.
Haven't seen them in like three years and they still say it.
And like, just like, it was a blessing.
And like, I just started posting, posting, posting.
So I say, like, if anyone's trying to like grow their YouTube or whatever, like, definitely like post clips on TikTok.
Now you see it all the time, you know?
Like, also do what you love.
Like, I don't know, to me, that was the biggest part of the message right there.
It's like, I said, I'm going to do the videos I'm passionate about that I find funny.
Instead of chasing the algo, I'm going to post what I like, what I enjoy creating.
And then hopefully the algorithm will find the people that have a similar sense of humor as me.
That's the beautiful thing about the fucking internet.
It's like, I don't understand why anybody's chasing, right?
When you have the opportunity to build your own community.
Back in the day when shit was on TV, this is, you're too young to probably even remember this, but like you had to conform to what Channel 11's audience was.
Channel 11 was like, hey, our demographic is women from 30 to 50.
So you need to write a show for that.
So everything was conforming.
Now you could be your realest authentic self and you might find 200,000 people to fuck with you.
And that's way better than faking like you a 45-year-old white lady.
You know, yeah.
So I love that.
Me, that's the message right there.
You said, I'm going to create for me.
Yeah.
And then immediately the internet was like, oh, we like that.
Keep giving us that.
Yeah, because like, you know, like, yeah, a lot of people don't fuck with me, but like, I have a lot of people that do fuck with me.
A lot of people do.
And like, that's, I think that's the most important thing.
It's just like, you know, I'm not trying to be funny for everybody or include everybody.
It's crazy.
I saw Ice Cube.
He was talking about how he made Friday and he was saying how they were just trying to like accomplish like what happened in the hood and they weren't trying to make it broad for everybody.
They just wanted it to make like a, oh man, remember when you used to live in the hood?
And he was like, he said, you make the best stuff where you always keep your core audience at the forefront because it's like a club.
And either everybody's looking from the outside and they want to join in and they'll come in.
But if you look to grab people, then the people that are already inside are going to leave.
You ever travel?
You go like, let's say you go to Paris or you're going to Italy or you're going to London, whatever like that.
Like you don't go to an Americanized bar, a hard rock cafe.
Like you don't go all the way over there to get a version of home, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You go over there because you're curious about this thing you know nothing about and you want to be this most authentic self.
And I think that was Friday in a lot of ways.
It was like people who didn't live that life were like, oh, is this what it's like?
This is cool.
And the people who did were like, finally, not some fucking whitewashed Hollywood version of what like Compton's supposed to look like.
It was like The Wire.
Like there's this show on HBO.
You've ever heard of The Wire?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's like The Wire for I remember watching The Wire as a kid.
I felt like a voyeur.
I was like, whoa, is this Baltimore?
This is incredible.
This is fascinating.
And then people who grew up in Baltimore were like, did they really make a real Baltimore show?
People felt that way about the Sopranos.
It's like everything that succeeds is so authentic and it's not trying to like reach across the aisle and make sure you feel comfortable watching it.
It's like painfully authentic.
That's Patrice.
Painfully authentic.
And then the authenticity increases the curiosity.
Yeah.
Everybody wants to know about some shit that they're excluded from or they haven't even heard of.
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And maybe by creating shit that was for you, that's what you did.
People on the outside were like, who is this crazy motherfucker sleeping at a WNBA game?
And the people on the inside were like, oh, Tyrone's going to get it when he finds it in a few years.
Like, you created the community.
I don't know.
That's what we try to do here.
And I think it's beautiful.
When the videos weren't hitting, when you put out that getting evicted, was that real?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I did get evicted.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
It wasn't like financial issues or nothing.
It was because we were like in the UK for like a month and we missed the payment.
So they were like, if you miss a payment, you have to come in somewhere.
And I was like, yo, I'm in the UK.
Like, I can't go into there.
And so like, they just like start the eviction process.
And one day I just came over because we moved into a new crib and went over to the old crib just to get something.
And I just saw all my shit outside.
And I was just like, damn.
And I was just like, it was all like.
Show up.
I have a video for you.
If you can recreate that.
They just put your stuff outside.
They put it all outside.
Can you get evicted but only have dildos in the apartment?
That'll be jokes.
And then they have to put them outside.
It's just all sexual.
They just have to.
We're tied up.
We did a bit where we went to a car wash and I just had a bunch of dildos around the car.
Yeah.
And then it's just like inside the car detailing it.
And it's just fucking crazy.
And it's like, you see them trying to avoid it.
That's fine.
I love shit like that.
That shit's so.
Or no, my favorite stuff to do is we'll be at the airport.
It's a bit I did.
And we're going to post it again where like I'll have like these movies, but like they're like parodies.
So it's like Forrest Hump.
Yeah, Forrest Humper or Black Cock Down.
It'll be like these like porno things.
And I'll like make them, I'll put them in CD or like CD holders.
Yeah.
And I'll like make it look like the real movies.
And I'll be running, like, oh my gosh, I'm about to be laying on my bed.
And then I'll fall.
And then like, I'll drop everything.
And then people come to help, but then they're just like looking at it.
I'm like, just give me that, give me that, give me that.
And so we did it again.
But like, I just had a shit ton of dildos and like condoms and fucking G-strings and stuff.
And I just like fell.
And this guy was helping me.
I was like, here, pick this up, pick this up.
I was like, giving him the dildos and stuff.
And like, bro, he's a champ because he was holding it.
Like, I just got everything.
I was like, thank you, thank you.
And I just like ran off.
And it's like, shit, I think, like, oh, shit, like that's just fucking hilarious.
Because, like, if you see that, like, you're telling everybody, like, you're like, oh, bro, you won't believe what I saw.
Some weirdos like fucking dropped all his dildos on the ground.
Yeah.
And it's just like, that's my type of sense of humor.
Bro, there was one thing that was killing me, bro.
It was, there were some dudes, I guess, in the Walmart or the Target.
I don't know if it was you filming, but you made it almost seem like you were on their side when they were attacking the person filming you.
Do you remember?
Oh, you're talking about the why you filming me?
Why are you filming me, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shout out to Tanner.
No, this was my favorite part.
So the dudes are like, why are you filming me?
And then he starts acting as if he's with the dudes who are like, why the fuck you filming these two white guys?
And he starts like holding the dude back, but like really like holding him like mad time.
You on his titties and his belly.
Eric, don't throw your life away.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you were telling the other dude to hold you back.
And then he was like, it was just the why, like, they had to at some point realize, right?
Bro, they don't.
So the guy was doing it, the white dude, he's the one that started that.
And like, he had like 3,000 subs.
And I saw that shit.
I was just crying.
So I DM'd him.
I was like, bro, if you can fly out to Houston, you can crash in my crib and we can knock this out.
And so he flew out and we just went out.
And like, it's just crazy.
Like, we would just be talking to them about it.
And we'll be like, is he with you?
Like, no.
Like, why are you filming?
And like, it's just like, everybody's reaction is just like, why are you filming?
We tell our filmers, don't say nothing.
So they're just like filming.
And then we went to a club.
The way you held him, son, mad times.
So fucking funny.
You be on TikTok?
Yeah.
You ever heard that sound?
I knew the perk was fake, but I still ate it because I'm a gremlin.
Yeah.
So that's me.
So you're Kodak Black, my boy.
No, but like, it was a sound.
Oh, oh, there's an audio that went viral, you're saying this one?
You do kind of had cake, bro.
I knew you were.
That's really crazy.
Little fucking Starbucks came popping all the way to the point of.
Thank God you did.
Can you guys please go away?
I don't know what?
Yeah, why y'all recording?
Hold on.
Wait, hold on.
I got this.
I got this, man.
I got this.
Why are you guys recording?
No legal right.
They probably paid a lot of money for it.
Yo, yo, can we get security?
What are you doing?
Why?
Hold on, man.
Eric, it's not worth the Eric.
It's not worth it, bro.
I'm not gonna let them.
It's not worth it.
Here, I'll cover you.
Meet us outside.
I don't know.
He's recording for some reason.
Getting up in our fucking faces and shit.
They're trying to go viral.
Oh, here.
Can you walk this to me real quick?
I'm gonna go viral.
Oh, man, you go viral, right?
What's up?
What's up?
Eric, stop.
It's not worth the Eric.
Stop holding him in that crap.
You try to swing on him and then also immediately go.
You like really trying to be like a cord?
Because Gordon was about to sleep on Filmer.
I was like, I'm really protecting Vita.
Hold him like that in them short-ass shorts, too.
And cross-cutting.
Literally, I look like a mess.
Oh, this.
So we're at this club.
It's called Voodoo Hut.
And I'm just like, why are you filming me?
And then this one, the fucking security guard just talked about.
Stop filming me.
I'm going to stop him up.
Say you won't.
No balls.
You won't.
Bro, why are we going to get a fucking video without my consent?
That's what I'm saying.
That's weird.
Ma'am, I'm not going to lie.
I'm going to snap.
I'm going to snap.
God damn it.
Bro.
You can't stop me.
Oh, stop.
Give me that footage.
Straight dude.
Let me go.
Let me go, bro.
Stop.
Let me throw my life away.
Give me that SD card right now.
Once he lets me go, I'm breaking that camera.
Once he lets me go, you are finished.
Pretty sound like Alex Jones, bro.
That's right now.
I'm not going to do nothing.
I promise.
If you do something else, you're going to end it up back down here.
I promise.
I'm not going to do anything.
Stop.
Stop.
You got it.
I want to throw my life away.
You got it.
Throw it.
I knew the perk was fake, but I still ate it.
This is like, I don't.
The funny thing about it is, like, none of them realized what we were just all joking.
The cops gotta know you're fucking around.
Nah, no, they didn't.
Because I was asking the cops if I could fight them.
I was like, can I do mutual combat with them right here?
And they're like, no.
You're a bold ass black dude, bro.
Getting killed out by a hot stand.
You have no fear of the cops at all.
This progress.
I really like.
That really is progress.
Progress.
I would never tell no shit.
The crazy thing about it was like, he wasn't even like restraining me hard.
I doubt.
I was just like, acting like it was harder than it really was.
But like, oh man, this shit was.
But you see my homie right there in the blue?
He got shot.
What?
Yeah, he got shot.
He just recovered.
He did a prank?
No, he did a.
That's progress.
Literally just recovered.
He went to the mall and he was doing like a fake translator prank.
And he was just speaking gibberish.
He was like, and the guy was like, what?
He's like, and then he would just say something on the thing.
And he just had it say, you smell like Fruit Loops today or something like that.
And he put it in his ear.
And the guy just looked at him, pulled out a gun, and just shot him in the stomach.
No.
He shouted and bloated, huh?
What?
And, bro, it was just like all these reaction channels are just cooking him and stuff like that.
Wait, is the video he put up the video?
No, he hasn't put up the video.
I think the cops have the cops have it, but I think he got it back.
I don't know yet, but he just recovered.
He just posted his first video back.
Were there charges against the guy that shot him?
Yeah, and they were trying to put charges against him, too.
For what?
Saying somebody smelled like Fruit Loops?
Yeah, like they were saying like he like initiated it or something like that.
But um, but the dude, like, apparently the dude that did it, like, he had like crazy mental illness, like really, really bad.
Yeah.
Apparently, also, like, he was like an EDP too.
Like, oh, wow.
Yeah, like, it was, like, low-key deep.
But, um.
But that doesn't get you scared here and that.
Uh-huh.
Because that's just a friendly plank.
And then that shit just went wrong.
Yeah, that wasn't even like some of these pranks.
You're like, yeah, you kind of deserved it.
That one doesn't sound like it.
Yeah.
And like, people were lying.
They were saying like, like, they were like saying like the most random stuff.
They were like, oh, he was doing like a stealing people's car.
Like, they were like, just making a bullshit to kind of rationalize why he got shot.
But like, that was the whole thing was like, he just said, you smell like Fruit Loops.
And the guy just shot him.
Like, how do you assess someone that you're going to like do a video on?
You know what I mean?
Like, if you're walking in Walmart, are you like, oh, that person's too crazy?
Nah, like, I don't want to be a bitch.
Like, you know, like, I don't want to be that guy that just like goes up to girls.
Or I'll go to a big ass dude, but it's like, I'm not, like, gonna just like disrespect you.
Like, oh, you look like a bitch.
Like, you know, that's not funny.
It's just like, like, just say something stupid.
Like, bro, what's your workout program?
I'm trying to get like you.
Or like, just like start a conversation or something.
You know, like, that just ends it being like more of a vibe than, you know, that.
But then now it's hard.
Like, I go up to go talk to somebody and they'll turn around and be like, oh, what's up, Jadion?
I'm just like, don't know.
Yeah.
Immediately.
Motherfuckers hear my voice.
They're like, oh, I heard your voice.
And I was just like, what the fuck does that even mean?
Like, you just heard me.
Yeah, that's us.
You might need a wig, bro.
You might need a wig.
A wig?
I'm just saying, like, if the Dewey is so synonymous with you and they see you in Target, it's 100%.
But like, my style, like, I hate hidden pranks because that's the hardest.
Hidden pranks are the hardest, bro.
What do you mean?
Like, when you have to, like, set up the camera and like your cameraman can't be seen.
Those shits are so stressful.
Like, I do not like doing hidden pranks.
Like, I just like running gun.
Yeah.
Running gun, just going around.
Like, if you see the camera, you see the camera.
If you don't, you don't.
Like, I don't really care if you see the camera or not.
Like, I just want to talk to you.
All right, guys.
We're going to take that's like so wild, even for you.
You're like, bro, I wish I could do it, but I just can't.
Yeah, I had a really fucked up idea, and all my friends talked me out of it.
And I'm glad they did.
Oh, boy, let's go.
It's really fucked up.
I want to go to like an AA meeting and like drink fake beers during it.
And like, like, oh, it's crazy because, like, I don't want to talk you into it.
I told my mom about it, and my mom was like, no, don't do that.
She was like, because probably one of your fans, like, their parents are alcoholics and they use your video as an escape.
And I was just like, damn.
And I feel like it's probably like the same with jokes.
It's like, you always think of ways to one-up yourself.
So it's like, you do kind of like go on a fucked up territory where it's like, damn, is this really bad?
And like, you have to ask people around you, like, yo, what do you guys think about this?
And it's just like, you know, they keep me straight.
Like, what about a, what about a prank that you do, but you're worried you'd go to prison?
A prank I would do?
Is there anything that you're worried about the legal ramifications?
You see, when you think about that, like, it's just, it makes it lame.
Like, you just got to go with the flow.
You know what I mean?
So there's nothing besides the AA thing that you're like, I just can't do that.
That's too risky.
Bro, like, bro, I'm low key a pussy too.
Like, I would hate for like one of my, I would hate for like one of my like fans to just be like, damn, man, I really looked up to you and then you did that.
And it's just like, man, like, that would actually genuinely hurt me.
Yeah.
And it's just like, fuck.
It'd be like, maybe, like, let's say, I don't know.
Let's say he made a joke about someone like autistic.
Yeah.
And it's just like, bro, I'm a huge autistic fan.
And like, I guess it's different with comedy.
Yeah.
But like, I don't know.
Like, I would just feel bad.
So now I'm trying to like find more like where it's just like, okay, you're a huge corporation or you're a person, like a famous person.
It's like, it's cool to, it's okay.
Like, you can handle it.
Like, I'm like, more looking towards that direction.
Yeah, I feel any responsibility of contacting other pranksters that are going too far.
Like, I saw some dude in the UK that he recently got locked up.
He was like entering people's houses and shit.
Yeah, I talked to that dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's like, what'd you say?
I was just like, good job.
Try that in a small town.
I kept in a buck with him.
His name is Mizzy.
I was like, bro, you're doing all this.
And it's like, yeah, you're getting a fan base, but you're going to lose all your social medias.
He's like, that's the thing.
I don't even have a social media.
Like, Brody lost his TikTok, his YouTube, Facebook, all that.
And I was just like, bro, you can't even monetize.
And he was like, it's not about monetizing.
It's about the movement.
And I was like, what the fuck's the movement when the movement doesn't have nowhere to gather?
And like, there's a lot of people like, bro, there's this one dude.
His name is fucking or something like that.
Fucking bleep out the name so like no one looks him up.
But this dude's fucked.
Like for me to say you're fucked, you're fucked.
He went up to this couple and he was they were eating outside and he was like, yo, can you guys get me some food, please?
I'm very hungry.
Oh, I heard about that.
And they, yeah, and they gave him some money.
And he go gets the food.
And then he goes and he picks up a rock.
And he's like, thank you for the food.
I really appreciate you.
And then he throws a rock on the table and they just laugh.
He's like, there's a rock.
He was like, if you guys did it, he was like, because of your guys' kindness, I'm sparing you.
And I'm not going to bash your guys' head in with this rock.
And like, they're just like fucking looking at him.
And the guy like protecting his girl, like, bro, get the fuck back.
And like, he did shit like that.
And he did something where like he fucking shot a rabbit with a BB gun and then like he like stepped on its neck to like fucking suffocate it.
And even his filmmares was like, bro, I'm not trying to film this.
He's like, bro, just film it.
Just film it.
Oh, no.
And like, he's just like doing like crazy.
Like, he ate the burger.
That's the homeless guy.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, he ate a bought a burger for a homeless guy.
Like, and then when he was about to give it to him, he was like, hold up.
Let me eat it.
Let me see if it's good first.
And he starts eating it in front of the homeless guy first.
No, we need to lock that dude up.
He is locked up, bro.
He got caught up because, um, or he's the EDP.
He uh, he was.
God damn.
Yo, you be throwing that out crazy.
Brody's 23.
He's in jail, so it's not that crazy.
He was talking to a 13-year-old and the messages leaked.
He was having her send him squirt videos, and they linked up and they did stuff.
Whoa, like legit.
Well, you think an inmate's killing him with a rock as we speak?
Holy.
Holy what?
What's up with that?
Do you know anything about the Colleen Ballinger shit?
I really don't.
No.
I really don't.
Because she's got accusations, right?
Yeah, like, bro.
You know what's crazy though?
Like, don't get me wrong.
I hear a little bit about her accusations and they do sound bad.
Yeah.
But then it's like, I feel like niggas don't keep the same attitude for different people.
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Like, you got like James Charles, like, who's like actively going after underage kids?
He was.
And I feel like people don't, like, there wasn't like this mass media attention on it, like that Colleen girl.
You know what I mean?
And it's just like, and it's like with the EDP, everybody was like demonizing him.
But like, when it's people like that or it's known EDPs, it's just like, they joke about it, but like, no one really addresses it.
And it's just like weird to me.
Like, no one like, no one's like, I didn't even hear about that James Charles shit.
I thought it was, I think they made it look like it was, it was, it was nonsense.
No, no, it's not.
It was real.
He was trying to like fuck underage kids.
And like, he was, he would go for straight guys.
James Charles is like the makeup influence.
Yeah.
Oh, that's foul as fuck, too.
You're doing a lot of stuff though.
So allegedly out there, just in case.
No, that shit fucking happens.
Damn, really?
Yeah.
Why do you think he coasts it off?
Too much money around him?
Bro, I really don't know what it is, man.
Like, let's just say hypothetically, it was me.
Yeah.
Bro, everybody expose videos.
Like, bro, like, it's going to be the biggest thing.
Rightfully so, but it's like keep the same energy for everybody.
Yeah, especially when it comes to molesting kids.
Exactly.
Like, why are we treating other people different?
Maybe, like, okay, just because they have a bigger platform, like, what the fuck?
Like, come on, we know what that is, bro.
Wait, what is it?
What is it?
It's come on.
Oh, he's white.
Yeah.
You think that's it?
I think that has a lot to do with it.
You don't think the LGBTQ?
That's what I wanted to say.
That's what I thought it was.
I was shocked when you did this and not.
That's about that.
I don't know.
I figured.
I don't know what it is, but they're going to get third.
Have you guys seen that new movie, Son of Freedom?
No, you see it?
No, nah, nah.
His mom's first day.
Oh, yeah.
Your mom definitely saw it.
Bro, my mom literally was like, you need to, you need to shut it out on your YouTube.
Bro, you know what you need to do is you need to take a little kid to that movie.
Oh, my God.
And then have the little kid be like, hell.
And then you go, shut up.
We're watching my movie.
You might get shot for real.
Don't do the pranks, bro.
Yeah, maybe not.
Everybody that's saying Sound of Freedom has fucking five blocks on them.
And they're not showing.
They're blowing.
Sound of freedom.
Blowing ass movies.
After you see that movie, like, I can't see you not being ready to just pull that shit off if you see that shit.
Yeah.
Got him killed.
That's crazy.
Yeah, bro.
Craziest idea ever.
Bro, you know what?
You got to do guys time when they're leaving the movie theater and then just have a white van that you just have a little kid's like little, like jelly sandals on the way out and then you just drag it in, close the door and drive off.
Bro, even if I wanted to do it, this is good.
I'm gonna be part of your creative team.
You're a bad printer.
I'm gonna get Jideon killed.
Okay, you're gonna do what.
You're gonna be dressed like this.
I'll be with i'll i'll i'll, i'll rally up the.
Will you be down to do a prank?
Yeah dude, for real 100, i'll think of something.
You know what you should do.
Sound OF freedom, hear me out, hear me out.
We call up that 19 year old.
Okay, that's 14.
Right, that looks, she looks 14.
Okay what, Alex?
Already i'm joking.
Okay, so we move away from Sound Of Freedom.
Yeah, do we have the pedophile?
Meet them at the Sound Of Freedom showing?
That'll be.
However, I got an idea.
I got an idea.
I got an idea.
We go to a small town.
Do you know Jason Aldeen's song?
Try that in a small town.
Have you heard about this?
No, I haven't.
Oh, you haven't heard about this.
It got kicked off the country music.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Well why, why did it get away?
Had like a racial undertone, okay.
So here's the kind of funny thing about it, if you look at the video, if you watch the video, they're very clever.
He's basically saying, like black lives matter and Antifa, try to do all that you know, kicking in doors and like breaking windows, try that in a small town.
You're gonna get something for it.
Yeah, but the video shot very well because you never really see a black person, you only see.
You see a black person, but they got like a shystee on or something, so you don't know that they're black.
But you will see white women spitting on a cop or a white person throwing something or white whatever.
So he's going to everybody.
So look, here's the thing.
He.
No no, no.
This is the my.
This is the funniest thing about the video he.
Without a doubt, there are more white people in the video than black people.
There's no, unequivocally.
You see more white faces doing the fucked, Fucked up shit than the black people.
But everybody is going, oh, this video is about black people.
And it's like, what were he saying?
It's like, why?
Why when you see people destroying things, are you immediately going, oh, he's talking about black people?
It's clearly white people doing fucked up shit as well.
You assuming that.
Yeah, yeah.
So it's like, you're putting it on Jason Aldean, but you're watching this video where there are white people destroying shit as well.
And you go, yeah, but what he really means is that black people are the problem and he wants to lynch them.
That's not because you're racist.
That's because you think he's racist.
Well, I think it's a little bit of both.
That's what I'm saying.
If you hear someone with his accent talking about like fucking stuff up, like you assume he's being racist.
100% assume he's being racist, but there's also a part of you that's like you believe it because you can't assume a guy's being racist when you see white people in the video that he's talking about.
You know how people say like anybody that has a Confederate flag is racist?
Yeah.
Like I could never like be under that impression because like there was this girl that was in my elementary school.
Yeah.
And her dad, he straight up just had a fucking Confederacy flag just tattooed on him.
Yeah.
And bro, when I tell you, this dude was one of the coolest guys ever, bro.
Like, like fucking, oh, bro, he was, bro, he was amazing.
And like, all she, all she did was black dudes.
Yeah.
All she did was black dudes.
And he loved her.
He rebel against your daddy.
But he loved all of them, though.
Like, he was, he loved all of them.
That's how they do it.
They trick you.
Hey, come on this boat.
It's going to be fun over there.
When the work is crazy.
White people say like, oh, heritage and stuff.
Like, I'm more inclined to believe them.
Like, you know what I mean?
Here, I don't know that guy, so he probably is not racist.
He just might not know the history of the flag.
So it's not like that flag existed pre-Civil War.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The flag was the flag.
Yeah.
No, the flag was an emblem of what they're fighting for.
The state's rights to continue slavery.
So he might go, no, this is our heritage, and I'm just, this is the Dixie, et cetera, because he's ignorant to where it comes from.
You know what?
People are going to be upset at this definition of it, but if you actually look at history, then...
It is also a traitorous flag.
If you're American Pride, those were people that seceded from America.
Yeah, I mean, it's some loser shit.
Like, it's traitors.
Yeah.
Don't be American Pride and Confederate flag.
Those are kind of contradictory.
Yeah.
But that doesn't mean that somebody can't have it and not really be aware of that and believe that it is representative of Southern Dixie culture and all those things that are not racist and beautiful about Southern Dixie culture.
And he might believe that.
And that's why he got it.
Not everybody that gets it or puts it up is saying, we need slavery.
You know what I'm saying?
I love that way.
I love conservative racism way more than liberal racism.
Because it's straightforward.
Oh, yeah.
Like, I hate, I fucking hate liberal racism.
The bigotry of low expectations.
Well said.
The first time I experienced it.
You're so well spoken, Jideon.
Yeah.
You're so articulate.
Wow.
That's the liberal racist.
You know what the crazy thing?
This is my first time ever meeting Hassan, right?
So I did my racist time video and Hassan reacted to it.
And he's just talking the whole time.
He's just like, oh, this dude does not know how to handle this situation.
He's doing it all wrong.
And I'm like talking to this guy that's like a head KKK member.
And he's like, no, no, no, he doesn't understand and stuff like that.
And I was just like, bro, Hassan, like, who are you to tell me like, I don't understand?
I was like, what the fuck?
And then like, oh man, liberal racism is just the most condescending shit ever.
Yeah, it's like, I would rather someone just call me a n ⁇ , like, just straight up than just.
You can't think for yourself.
I'll tell you how to be a black person in this situation.
I think even Malcolm X said that.
He said, he said, the liberal is way worse than a regular racist.
Yeah, he made some wolf comparison or something.
Yeah.
Wolves that don't show their teeth or something like that.
That's interesting.
That's part of the reason that bothered me about this video.
I'm like, why are you masking the identity of the black people, but not the white?
Because I assume.
If the message is supposed to be across the whole board, we all fuck up and do this type of stuff, like just shows.
I think that's a great point.
I think it's a great point.
I think that they're getting ahead of it and they're going, all right, listen, I got this fucking hillbilly accent.
I'm doing country music.
They already think I'm racist.
They, meaning like the coastal liberals, they already think I'm racist.
Because funny, I was watching, there's these four black dudes reacting to the video, right?
And they're like southern black dudes, right?
And they were vibing to this shit.
What's wrong?
He was like, what's wrong?
Like, they just say, don't fuck up the town.
Try to have a small town.
There was three out of four of them were vibing.
And one of them, one of them saw one scene.
He was like, dancing.
He was like, hold on.
I haven't seen it, so I don't know.
Should we react to it?
Let's watch it.
Andrew also had a great observation about the comments, which I don't know if you want to get out there or not.
There is something fishy about the comments.
There's a little fishy about the guy.
Fishy.
The overwhelming reaction to this video is he's Dog Wilson and that he's going to round up black people.
He's going to lynch them.
That's the overwhelming reaction.
So far, you haven't seen a black person.
You guys see that one lyric that's a little wild?
The roundup.
Yeah.
The one lyric is like, I got a great one.
Grandpa bring me a pistol.
Yeah.
And one, because one day they're going to round up.
And I don't really know exactly what that means.
Also, the first two lines or whatever are not about liberal white women in his mind.
I know I grew up in the South.
Sucker Punch, oh, whatever on the sidewalk.
We all saw them black dudes knocking out motherfuckers playing the knockout game.
Not that that's okay, but we know who he's talking about.
And then carjacking old lady, there's no white liberal Karen spitting in a cop's face and carjacking.
Like, to me, immediately you said, I feel like you kind of know what you're talking about.
I feel like you can't jump to conclusions like that because like, I feel like I jumped to a conclusion like that before and I low-key regret it with the Kyle Renan house situation.
Yeah.
When I first heard about it, I was like, damn, he just shot like three black.
Because the way the media was talking about it, I'm like, damn, we shot three black guys.
Like, that's fucked.
No black guys.
And then I look at it.
I'm like, what the fuck?
And EPD.
And one of them was the EDP.
And I was like, but like the way like the liberal media was like, oh, he wished they were black.
And I was just like, what the fuck?
They're all.
What does that mean?
He wishes they were black.
Exactly.
That's what they were saying.
So like, I don't know.
I feel like that's kind of like the same with this.
Like, he wishes they were black.
I mean, we heard the whole song.
I mean, like, we heard a verse.
What I'm saying is if I'm objectively looking at it, right?
If this was a K-pop band to do it, not like a fucking country music white guy, if it was a K-pop band do it, I would not immediately assume that he's talking about black people.
The overwhelming assumption is he's talking about black people.
You don't even see a black person in the video.
We can't at least go look at it and go, this is a little odd.
Personally, I really don't see it.
To me, it looks like any other country video, but like more political.
I mean, I'm looking at like, he knows his audience.
He knows it's like middle America, white folks, probably, or just like country folks.
And he's just that resent the big towns, resent New York, resent LA, or like, fuck those big places.
They think they're better than us.
Well, I'm going to make, I'm going to make you feel like none of that shit could happen.
That could be possible.
They do resent the fuck out of big cities and all that.
And these just might be big city activities.
I just felt like the first two lines were not Karen specific.
And then also what you pointed out about the comments was basically it's a lot of.
So look at the comments.
Go down.
This is what I thought was kind of interesting.
It's like all of the first few comments are like name and then four numbers.
And that I'm a minority and I still love this message.
Right.
And typically, if we see a username with a bunch of numbers behind it, what do we assume?
It's not a real account, right?
I check these out.
A lot of these are old.
They're like, this account is from like 2017.
So it's like, do you buy a bunch of old accounts?
Is this like a bot farm thing?
But I feel like that's like really looking into it.
Like, I'm just saying, if the comments seem to be like a PR move, it's like, hey.
I didn't know about the situation, but I did see a bunch of like conservative black people talking about it.
Yeah.
And, bro, like, I'm telling you, if my mom watched this, she was like, hell yeah.
Yeah.
My mom, bro, don't those fucking those protests.
My mom was pissed.
Yeah.
My mom was.
Really pissed.
I remember I went to one.
I went to one of the marches, don't know George Floyd thing.
And I was just thinking, like, you know, oh man, it's about to look like Atlanta out here.
But bro, it was so many other races.
Like, bro, literally black people were outnumbered.
It was more other races than black people.
And I was just like, damn, like, you know, I feel like, I feel like whenever like black people have their revolutions now, we have to include everybody.
But like when other races have their revolutions, like if Asian people were like doing an Asian, stop Asian hate march, it would just be all Asian people out there supporting themselves.
When it's Mexican people, I think some Mexican people, they shut down a bridge.
It was all Mexican people.
But it's like when it's black people, oh, we also have to include, oh, don't forget, we have to include the LGBT community.
We got to include them, them, them.
It can't just be black people like it was in the 60s.
It's just a good thing, though.
But I think white people really want to prove that a lot of white people really want to prove they don't hate black people, that they're not racist.
It's really important that they prove they're not racist to black people.
It's less important that they prove they're not racist to Indians or Asians.
But it's like, how can you take care of yourself when you have other people taking care of you for you?
If you're outnumbered at your own march.
Talk that talk that consists of people.
I mean, we're outnumbered in this country.
Okay.
Yeah, we're outnumbered in this own country, in this country, but we have the most spending power.
Like we have economic power, but we're just not using it in the right way.
But I mean, if you're talking about a march, it's a good thing if you see a good actual representation of the country out there because that means like, hey, look, the majority of the country feels this way.
But when it was a real problem, if it's not just one group of people.
What's changing now?
When it was all black people back in the 60s marching, things are getting changed.
Reforms are actually being made.
What was a change that was made for the black community during the George Floyd march?
I mean, there has been some police reform that has been passed in legislation, but I would say a big part of the whole BLM situation, that hurt the movement a lot.
Because now people are like, oh, this movement's fucked up.
And now they stop caring, stop donating.
So that hurt them.
And the big thing about change is there was more legislation to be made back in the day because racism was more prevalent in the justice system.
Now, like, there's nothing really that you can change in the justice system.
There's nothing that's like ingrained and racist right now that you have to remove.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, you basically, you can't, you can't put this into the justice system.
Hey, cops, don't ever do anything racist.
Like, you already tell them.
It's already illegal.
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So what were the main things black people couldn't do whenever back in the 60s?
What were the main things that they could do?
They weren't getting into schools.
They were getting lesser education.
Okay, lesser education.
They couldn't get to school.
They walked the whole firehouse without getting hosed down.
Yeah.
That was unfortunate.
They couldn't get certain jobs, all this and that.
Well, yeah, there's, I mean, when does...
If we're being serious, when is segregation come down?
The 60s.
Yeah, 60 things.
But then 65%.
What's the most incarcerated group of people in America?
Per capita?
Yeah.
Got it.
Black people.
Yeah, black people.
But then when you're a felon, what abilities are taken away from you?
Can't vote.
Can't vote.
But to Andrew's point, that's subtle racism that people are not going to be as easily, it's not going to be as easy to legislate.
Hey, let's not.
There could be some subtle racism.
It's 13th Amendment shit or whatever.
It's like, hey, let's just lock up more black people.
It was legal to have separate schools for black and white people.
That was legal at a time.
And then they made it illegal.
So that's a big legislative change that you make.
Like buying houses.
Yeah.
Black people couldn't buy houses.
I know this might sound like a little racist, but like, I feel like segregation was actually kind of good for black people.
There's an argument for that economically, I've heard, because it basically made the community build itself up without competition from the white community.
You get like Black Wall Streets and stuff.
Exactly, right?
You're building up its own.
Everything is helping one another and that liquidity is staying within the community.
Whereas once you have, you know, desegregate, a lot of those black dollars can be spent on these white people.
I think the main issue with separate but equal is it wasn't every day.
You know how everybody says it was white people that destroyed Black Wall Street?
Like when they burned it down?
Like technically they did burn it down, but like I watched the whole documentary on it.
They rebuilt it and they actually rebuilt it better.
But the thing that really killed Black Wall Street was when segregation was done away with, when you were able to shop in white stores and the black dollar left the community and that's what brought it down.
I've heard arguments about it.
I'm sure there's.
You were at that Dr. Umar speech a long time.
That's why.
No, but it's just real.
Like even when you look at Dr. King's last speeches before he died.
Oh, it was all about economic inequality.
Yeah, he's like, look, he's, I think he said, I feel like I brought my people into a burning house.
Burning house.
Yeah.
Even he realized like...
I have integrated my people into a burning house.
And I feel like the only way black people can really get independence is be independent.
Financially, you're saying.
Financially and as a community, you know, we have to be together.
Like we have to work together, you know, like if you go to an Asian community, like they all help each other.
But when you go to a black community, how many black-owned businesses besides maybe a restaurant are actually owned by black people?
Depends which, I think, when we look at black people in America, we look at them as a monolith, right?
But if you look at like Caribbean black people in America, they do have a lot of businesses.
You look at like African from Africa in America communities.
They are.
You go to Atlanta and you're seeing like a city of African Americans, Caribbeans, Africans, absolutely thriving.
So these things do exist.
It's a cultural thing.
It's not black people in the world.
It's just more so black people in America.
It's a culture of ownership.
And once that culture of ownership is established and other people see it as a possibility, they believe they can do it.
There was that video of you I was watching where you're saying, like, it was really important for you to see KSI because you saw a black creator doing what you were doing and it made it possible for you.
And like young kids that grow up, they're black and they grow up in Atlanta and their dentist is black, their lawyer is black, their tax guy is black.
It just is like, oh yeah, I guess I'll be a dentist or I'll be a lawyer.
I'll be a tax person.
Like it's just so readily available.
Much more significant example, but you didn't see Indian comedians before Russell Peters.
And then it becomes so many.
It's possible.
Here's the example.
Have you heard of like, what is it, the three-minute mile?
The four-minute mile.
Like nobody could break the four-minute mile.
One person breaks it.
And then like immediately after, fucking 20 people break it.
You just need to know it's possible in order for you to, a lot of people need to feel that way.
And this is why it's the importance of representation.
So it's like at a march, having all these voices speak on behalf of the black community is important because their voices are like very influential.
So it's like you don't, maybe the message might not permeate the entire culture if it's just from black people.
But if it comes from all these different faces, that's what really is.
That's the problem, though.
You hear from a black person, you don't listen, but when a white person says it, then, oh, okay, now I'm listening.
I feel like that's when the problem is.
Yeah, but sometimes like you need that just to permeate the community and then they'll be more open to hate that.
You'll never be successful.
There's a literally to what you're saying, which is we should empower our own.
We should uphold our own.
We should strengthen our own.
We should keep the dollar in our community.
But that doesn't negate the fact that it helps when there's a big systemic issue if other groups of people are saying, no, for real, this is a problem.
This isn't just a group of people complaining.
That's interesting, though.
I hear what you're saying.
Like, are you conditioned to only care about it once white people start caring?
Yeah.
And that's your concern.
You're not, you wish it wasn't that way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I think you guys are both agreeing.
It's, there's different ways of making things happen.
But I think that like, I think what's happening now, especially your generation, like you're just, you're growing up where a lot of more things are completely normal for black people that just weren't like, say, my generation.
Like there was one black guy that skateboarded in my generation.
For real?
Do you know what I mean?
Not even for real.
It was the dude in Tony Araproski.
It was like he was the only one.
Now it's like, I don't even think I see white kids skateboarding anymore.
You know what I mean?
It's gonna be a lot of black kids now.
Black and Mexican.
It's just like, yeah, this is just a normal thing.
Yeah, like skateboarding is whatever.
You see black Republicans now, like on YouTube.
You just see it.
And it's not like, holy, how could you, what is going on?
It's like, yeah, I grew up religious and this kind of is a lot more similar to like my belief systems.
I'm a little bit more conservative, so I believe in it.
So I'm seeing that kind of progress culturally happen.
But that shit takes decades, bro.
That's the other thing.
It's like, we know the things that are wrong and we're going, let's change it immediately.
But you need that shit to seep into your brain a little bit.
The trauma of all those things are still there.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's like a lot of coaches have trauma, you know?
And it's like they bounce back.
You know what I mean?
At some point, it's like you can't blame your trauma forever.
Like you gotta, you gotta make your future better.
You know what I mean?
There's some people that had some fucked up childhoods that, yeah, it definitely is gonna affect them for the rest of their life, but they made the best out of it to make sure that their future is straight.
And it's like, you know, when is that accountability going to be taken?
And I feel like it's more of like a handout right now than, and then like, you know, I'm wanting to speak because it's like, you know, I'm not doing the most, but it's just like, you know, I like me saying this stuff is like, oh, you're a coon.
Oh, you're like, blah, You're just trying to appease white people.
It's like, it's not even like for white people or nobody.
It's just like, just the God on his truth, you know?
Yeah.
If you're, if you're a drug addict, what is your mom going to tell you?
Like, you got to help yourself.
You know, there's nobody she can go get to come talk to you.
It's going to duck you out of it.
I think also you're just younger, so you're further along in the progress.
Like all of us had friends whose parents, maybe not parents, definitely grandparents grew up in segregation, like vividly remembering segregation.
For you, your mom was probably what, born in 70s, 80s, whatever.
It's like, yeah, no, I don't really, I grew up in a, it wasn't great, but it wasn't.
My dad's old.
My dad was born in 47.
Damn.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
So I would talk to my dad about a lot of stuff.
He would tell me like he was in Vietnam and he was in the Air Force and he was working on a jet and like he was like 30 feet away or something.
And the guy, it was this white dude, he turned on the exhaust from the jet and it flew him back.
Just the heat from it, burnt his shirt and just like made him tumble.
And like he was just telling me about the racism, like when Martin Luther King was assassinated, he was saying how all the white people were like out there like celebrating and stuff like that.
And like he would just tell me stories about that.
And it's just like, damn.
But then he would also tell me like the good stuff.
Like, you know, he was like, there was also some guys that were really good dudes.
Well, I think two things can be true.
I think it's like you can point out the problems.
You can acknowledge the past shit.
And you can realize that the only person that's going to make change in your life is you and the people around you.
And that's like a good mindset to have.
Yeah.
Personal accountability and just like, yo, I'm going to make the best of my situation, whatever.
There might be some obstacles here, but I'm going to get past them.
Because just talking about them isn't going to make my life any better.
It's not going to make my family's life any better, et cetera.
Better mindset to have than to be like well, i'm just never gonna make it because i'm not born in the right whatever.
But it's like you got lung cancer or like whatever it is, and like the doctor is like well, let's talk about all the cigarettes that you smoke to get that lung cancer, and you're like no no, I know that that is horrible, but i'd also like you to give me some cures for this lung cancer right now.
Like, let's do something right now.
What are you like racially?
Yeah uh, Chinese Rush Hour.
I'm white.
I'm white, you're white.
Yeah um like, what kind of neighborhood did you grow up in?
I grew up in the East Village in Manhattan.
Was it nice?
Yeah, it was nice.
Yeah yeah, it was really nice.
Did you grow up around a lot of black people or was it mostly white?
I would say pretty diverse, but like I am mostly white, but the amount of black people I had in my life was probably way more than the average white person in America.
Put it that way, like my, my high school was half Asian really, so like we were all kind of like minorities of our high school.
It was crazy.
That's how my high school was.
Like white Asian, Indian.
That's House Diversity.
Where did you grow up?
Yeah, I grew up in uh like uh, the Clear Lake area.
Okay yeah, but when I was in middle school it was, I mean, not middle school, when I was in elementary school it was all white.
So, like I had no black friends, it was just all white.
People got bullied a lot.
No, I just didn't get.
You know the thing about it, I didn't get bullied until really middle school was when I met black people and they're like, why do you talk like that?
Why do you talk like you're white?
Uh, and like it made me like self-conscious about myself.
I was like damn, and so like I would try to like annunciate things better, like different, like more hood and stuff.
Oh wow, it kind of gave me like a like a existential crisis because I was just like who am I?
Yeah, who am I?
You're not white enough for the white kids, but you're not black enough for the black, exactly.
So like that really me up.
And then, like I finally just learned like bro, I just gotta be me like I can't like act like nobody or try to be somebody else, it's just like.
It's just not how it is.
And um yeah, because I went.
I went to the school.
It was an elementary school my friend asked me to talk to and I asked all the kids there.
There was all black kids and I was like what do you guys want to be when you grow up?
And they were all saying either like an athlete or a rapper or entertainer or something along no shorts.
And I was like man, why do they all just want to be that?
And I just started thinking about it.
It's like that's all they see.
You know their parents are probably like working at a grocery store or something like that.
So it's like you know they don't want to be a grocery store clerk.
So they're on their phones on youtube they're seeing like Nba Young Boy, they're seeing Lebron.
They're like that's what I want to be.
And it's just like you know, if you, if your dad, like you know, with Asian and Indian people, it's like most of their families are like doctors, so it's like generational doctors.
It's like, oh man, I want to be a doctor, even if you don't, even when you grow up and you realize nah, I don't really want to be a doctor, it's like you already have like a perfect leeway to go into something that's like really successful.
There's an expectation, even yeah, it's like, yo, you better be.
Yeah, that's what you're supposed to be, and having that expectation can be a burden, like you probably went through that it's.
It's like, oh fuck, i'm a failure if I don't become a doctor, but it's gonna push more people into It's a success.
Yeah, I feel incredibly uncomfortable.
It doesn't happen all the time.
That'd be lying on my part, but there's some Indians who are like, Yo, you really convinced me not to pursue medicine.
I'm like, Well, I don't know.
Don't do that.
Yeah, that's way safer.
Your failure now is somewhat influenced by me.
I don't want that.
I kind of love the cultural, like, because we used to get told, you can't do that.
You're not going to do that.
Just stick with the books.
And the books is a great way for our migraines to progress in America.
And so, like, the reversal for us is like, stick with the basketball or stick with the rap.
And the problem with the rapping and basketball is that there's a lot of doctors, yo.
There's a lot of doctors.
If you want to be a doctor, you could be a doctor.
Yeah, you just can't.
There's so many compared to rappers and basketball players in football.
And then even if they do make it, it's like after their career is over, a lot of them don't even be good afterwards.
Yeah.
Like they spent their whole life just trying to be a football player.
Then they get a career in the injury and it's like, you know, they get suicidal.
Yeah.
And it's like, oh, no.
They got so many fucking head injuries from playing football.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's tricky.
That's why people in Atlanta are thriving because you see a lot of successful black people doing a multitude of things.
And so now the kids are like, oh shit, I want to be a business owner.
Oh, shit.
I see that lawyer.
I want to be an engineer.
I want to be that.
And so we just need that.
We just need more awareness, more of our community thriving.
And so the younger generation can see, like, oh, wow, there's more options for me.
Also, we should be clear here.
When everybody's young, everybody wants to be a rapper, a basketball player, or an entertainer.
When I was young, I wanted to be an engineer.
What?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
How old were you when you knew what an engineer was?
I was in the third grade.
I was nine.
And what type of engineer?
I wanted to be a mechanical engineer.
To build bridges or something like that?
Just build a wall to keep those fucking Mexicans off.
I just wanted to be a part of like a team to build something, you know, and come up with something.
Because I had done a research project on, oh man, I forget his name, but he made the steam engine.
It was a black guy.
Thomas.
Thomas Thomas.
But it was this black guy.
I made a report on him.
And I fell in love with it because it was just like he was going through all these racial things and he was able to invent something that was useful.
And it was like in lubricate.
Oh, Elijah McCoy?
Elijah McCoy.
Yeah.
I did a research project on Elijah McCoy and I think he made like a lubricant that would, because I think they had to go out and like grease the tracks themselves.
But he found something like to do it itself.
And it would like lubricate the whole thing.
So that way the train wouldn't have to stop.
And he invented that.
And I thought that was like so badass.
And I was like, oh man, I want to come up with something like that's innovative and can like help society move forward.
And that's what I wanted to do.
And after I did my research project on him, yeah.
And how important do you think it was that he was black?
I think it was huge, bro.
I think interesting.
I think it was huge.
Yeah.
And then my mom, she would always say this to me.
And like, and Loki gave me PTSD, but she would always be like, education is the only way out for black people.
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She's like, education is the only way out.
She would just always say that.
She was like, if you don't get a good education, you're not going to be successful.
And then when I was in high school, my senior year working on my videos and stuff, she was telling me how all my friends were going to pass me up and I was just going to be a bum because I wasn't like, you know, doing my college work and stuff and everything.
And like, I just knew in my head, I was like, bro, like, education is not the only way out.
You know what I mean?
It is the safest way for upward mobility.
Yeah.
Educate without a doubt.
Just a guaranteed ticket to get to the middle class.
Yeah.
You will, upper middle.
And like, I don't, I don't like, I'm not mad about it that she did that because I know she just wanted me to be successful.
100%.
But it's just like, you know, when it's just like, education is the, when someone's just telling you, this is the only way for you to be successful.
If you don't do this, you will be a failure in life.
You will not succeed.
It's disheartening.
It's tricky, especially when it's coming from like home and someone's so close to you.
But like if you had to devise a plan for all black people in America for upward class mobility and you were like, yo, we can only pick one thing, it's not YouTube.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Get your eyes in fucking school.
You know what I mean?
Because I'm an entertainer.
Like, you know, it's like the same thing.
Like, kids want to be an entertainer.
I'm an entertainer.
You're the 1%, bro.
Them seeing me, it's like, oh, I want to be like him.
But people do the hustles they know.
Like, I'm pretty sure, like, I think it's like 85% of like nail salons are owned by Vietnamese women.
And it's because there was one Vietnamese woman, I think it was like Lucy Liu.
So I'm going to double check that.
Lucy Lu was an actress in Southeast Angels.
Yeah, literally the actress was trying to put people on, like other Vietnamese people to come over and like knew someone in the nail hustle.
It was like, oh yeah, do nails.
And literally it's from like one person that it's like 85% of nail salons are Vietnamese.
That's hilarious.
Because one person put them on a hustle and was like, do this.
You can have a life in America.
And then look, who are the most people that go into nail salons?
Black.
Black women.
Well, I mean, no.
They do like that.
But white women are up in the nail salon too.
Yeah, but I don't know.
Every time I go, because I'd be getting many petties.
I'll be seeing black women always in there.
Black women always make sure they get their nails right.
Because I remember I grew up in the church.
So like, everybody would make sure their nails are right for Sunday, all this and that.
So like, you know, a white woman could get away with, oh, you know what?
I just painted myself.
I'll put some red nail polish.
A black woman's like, oh, hell no, I'm not going to put no.
They're going to get their acrylics.
Yeah.
And you, so there's, there's always the parts like you want that invested within the community.
And obviously, as a white dude, it's probably even annoying to hear this, but I wish that everybody's identity was wrapped around America so that nobody felt uncomfortable investing in an Asian ale salon or a white this or an Indian that.
Like I wish that we didn't feel like in some way we're holding our people back if we went to another race to indulge in their product or whatever it was.
But I'm sure on some level, you're like, if we did, we could have upward mobility, which is what we need.
I mean, I guess an example I could think of is like, let's say you have a family at home and they're starving and you need to make sure your family's good.
You got to make sure they're a family across the street.
They just have a full course meal going on and they invite you only, but you can't bring your family with you.
And you go over there and eat and you fill up and, you know, you have a good time with them.
Yeah.
Is your family back home getting any benefit from you eating good?
Great point.
I always used to hear these anti-Semitic, like the rhetoric or whatever.
It's like, oh, Jewish people just support themselves.
They only support their own.
And I was always like, that's what every minority says they want to do and then never actually does.
Like, this is what we all say we want to do.
They're just the only people executing that mission.
And then if we believe they control everything, which I don't, but I do believe they're successful, that's a big reason why, probably.
I actually did the research on that.
I was like, why do everybody say Jewish people just work with Jewish people?
Then come to find out like back in like, I think it was like the 1100s or 1200s, they were heavily persecuted, I think by the Muslims or something like that.
They couldn't trade with anybody.
Like they couldn't do anything with anybody else.
So they had to just work within themselves.
So that's why they have that culture of just keeping it in their race because they like legally couldn't do it with other races or else they would be persecuted.
And so I guess it just trickled down like generation to generation.
And then what happens with that?
You also get a culture of ownership.
Yeah.
When you have to create your own local business, your own local grocery store, your own local whatever, so that you guys can have something in the community.
Now that becomes the expectation.
Hey, you see, like you see how Jewish people are so affluent now.
And then it's like you look at black people.
Blacks were one of the lowest incarcerated during segregation.
They were also had the highest percent in marriage and all this and that during the segregation period.
And then once segregation goes away, they become the most incarcerated, then have the highest divorce rate and all that.
So it shows like when you're stuck now, people are going to look at that like you're making an argument for segregation.
What you're actually saying is if the community supports itself, then it can thrive.
Yeah, and then it's like any community will trade with another.
There's no community that would just only work with themselves, you know?
Yeah, you want to export your culture.
Like imagine only black people could watch your videos.
Like you would have way less views.
Because obviously you've benefited from integration where anyone can consume it.
Like China, like, bro, if China didn't trade with America, China wouldn't be nowhere as near as successful as they are.
And American businesses too.
Everything we wear.
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You know?
Yeah, you want that trade.
And that's the other thing.
Then you don't have to feel as like I understand how black people feel annoyed when their culture gets monetized by someone outside of the culture.
Because it's like, bro, can we get some bread off of this?
Like that, that, whereas like you want to be the first person to export your shit.
So if you're Indian, you're like, yo, British people, don't take all our spices.
Let us sell you the spices.
You can make some money back home.
We'll make some money over here.
But if you snatch up the spices and then you get bread twice, that's frustrating.
So I could see that.
Like, if you got some white ladies, they're like selling the best way to fucking do cornrows in your hair.
It's like, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Can we, can we get that money first?
It's like if white people started wearing do-rags or imagine that there's that pop.
Listen, you just...
White people invented.
I don't know how to finish this.
I will find a way.
You just got to hop on it.
When you think of a good idea, get a trademark, get it copyrighted.
Did you know Jack Daniels was stealed by a black guy?
Oh, really?
It was distilled, yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
By a black guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And did you, you ever heard of Lewis and Clark?
The Explorers?
Yeah.
They were black?
No, no, no.
But you know, you know.
That's even awesome.
That's some brave shit, right?
Lewis, Clark.
Sacageria.
Sacageria and York.
You ever heard of York?
No.
So York was this black guy that was with them.
So it was either Lewis or Clark, but he was really good with the woods and everything.
He knew how to traverse.
So when they were going on their journey, it was either Lewis or Clark.
They asked York to come with them.
And York said, yes, I'll come with you, but I want to get freedom for my family.
So they literally said, if it wasn't for York, their mission would not have been successful.
And he was the first black person to see the western coast of America.
Get out of here.
And he helped them traverse.
Yeah, that's him right there.
He helped them traverse everything.
Got their food for them and everything.
And they made it all the way over there.
And then when they made it back, guess what they did?
Didn't for you.
He asked for his freedom.
He was like, the deal's a deal.
They whooped him, and then they sold him away from his family.
Get the fuck out of here.
Damn.
That's the story of York.
Lewis and Clark.
And it's like they're huge names, but you never hear about York.
Yeah.
Yeah, they sold him.
Like, that sucks.
Lewis and Clark are the ones that did it?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I don't know which one of them owned him, but it was one of the two.
Yo, that's crazy.
So you're like a real history, dude.
I love history.
What's your bag?
If you were to do trivia, like one-on-one against anyone, what's like your probably like American history.
But I'm just trying to get into European.
I feel like that's a little bit more rich because it's just.
Who's the most interesting president?
The most interesting president?
I think Lyndon B. Johnson.
Ooh, why?
He would show his dick.
Big old gigs.
I thought that was pretty funny.
Did you have a car that could go underwater or something like that?
What?
He had like a car that could go underwater or some like aqua aqua car or some shit like that.
I can't believe this guy in cars, bro.
Yeah, right.
But I would say probably the most interesting is like JFK.
Why JFK?
It's just like counterculture.
Just the mystery around his murder is so rich in of itself.
Then also just his life, him over here banging KGB spies and literally making an underground tunnel to snake whores and coke and stuff in.
It's just like, what the fuck?
It sounds like a Seth Rogan movie.
Look into his dad.
His dad?
His dad is the real G. Really?
He's a top G, he's the original Top G?
Honestly, if you really want to know who the original Top G is, like an actual gangster.
That's real.
Like Mafia.
Really?
And he decides my son is going to be president.
And it's not JFK.
It's his other son who gets killed, I believe, in war.
Really?
So then he goes, okay, fine.
This son will be president.
And he was like a bootlegger or something like that.
What was he into?
I heard that.
Legit illegal gangster, like an actual gangster.
That was the tie with the mafia because you've heard of the Kennedy ties with the mafia.
Yeah, which some say is, you know, how he got merch or whatever.
But then he goes, okay, JFK is going to be the president.
And they, I think, fabricate a war hero story for him.
But the whole thing is designed.
Like he's the great, I think it's Joseph Kennedy.
He's like the great architect of this family.
And this is back in the day when you could have like these legacy families.
You're talking about, like, if you want to go into European history, you look at these legacy families where it happened.
You look at like the Rothschild banking family, the Habsburgs.
Have you heard of the Habsburgs?
I haven't heard about them.
Bro, it's like one family found a way to be king of every fucking country in Europe.
Really?
And it's like, and you look at family a little differently.
You hear people's last names in America and it is what it is.
But out there in Europe, they maybe have a little bit closer association to it because your last name might have meant you were the fucking prince of some shit.
Yeah.
Right?
There's certain names in America, Rockefeller, Vanderbilt.
There's a couple.
Yeah.
I'm going to say that there are certain ways to have empires.
It's not just I'm the fucking sultan or I'm this.
Sometimes it's a financial empire.
Sometimes it's a fucking drug empire.
You ever heard of the centralized bank?
Oh, now we're talking, my boy.
Now we're talking.
Can you pull this up?
I'll never forget this.
I never...
LBJ's the car that can go in the water.
Oh, hilarious.
That's tough.
That is.
Apparently, he would prank people.
That's a good prank video.
Well, just like he would take everyone in the car and then accidentally turn down into a creek and then drive around.
There you go.
Yeah, I'd forgotten that.
That's it.
And they'd be like, we're going to sink.
And then they would fuck.
It's kind of funny.
What am I looking at?
Oh, Joe Biden talks about centralized bank.
So this was during like the 2020 election.
Yeah.
Like him and yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's on YouTube.
It's hard to find, but it was one of those presidential debates and him and Trump were arguing.
And like Trump was like talking over Joe Biden.
And then Joe, he got frustrated.
He was like, that's why you're going to lose.
And he was like, why, Joe?
Why am I going to lose?
He's like, because we have the media, we have the press, we have the centralized bank.
And then he said it and like he just put his head down and like it was just quiet for like a solid five seconds.
And then like the mediator, he just like changed the subject.
And I was like, I've heard about it.
But then like once he said something about it, I was like, damn.
Well, central banking systems, there's a lot of lure around them.
Yeah.
There's a lot of lure.
And if you look into that Rothschild name that I said, that I mean, the conspiracies are that they are the ones who've created central banks around Europe and then in America.
There's a firebook called The Monster of Jekyll Island.
Oh, yeah, where they decide to do the central bank.
Apparently, like they kind of all like meet like all like the big players within like American banking all kind of meet on this one little spot and come up with the idea now there might be benefits to a central bank.
I don't know enough about finance.
That's how America got free.
It's because they went to the central bank in order to fund their war against England.
Well, who is the central bank?
Who funds the war?
That's the little thing.
England also has a central bank.
And what if they're owned by the same family?
Yeah.
That's where.
And you play both sides.
And what if you play both sides?
Because the bank during a war is lending an unlimited amount of money.
You got to pay it back.
So you're always going to win.
And whose side are you going to fund?
You're going to fund that winner.
So you got to make sure that the people you lend the money to win.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Now we're getting into funds.
Or you just lend it to both sides, hedge your bet, and you always talk about it.
No, this is the shit that would really be interesting.
I don't know too much about that stuff.
And if the banks.
The boy Andrews.
And if the banks are heavily invested on one side winning a war, and the banks also allegedly control policy in America, if enough money is lent to one side, maybe those banks will leverage the politicians to make sure that America stays in that war until it's won.
And now we have Ukraine.
Now, I don't know if that's the case, but who knows?
What if JP Morgan has a billion dollars or a few billion dollars or 40 billion, whatever it is in there?
And it's like, yo, if they lose, I'm not getting my 40 billion back.
So, hey, we're going to stay clapping them Russian cheeks until we win and I can get my 40 billion.
Yeah.
I don't know.
This is allegedly.
We're just throwing things out here.
He's in his money, bro.
He's in his hotel.
He's in his house.
He's a total hotel.
When it comes to the Fed, I just go through.
You're like the Titanic one?
This is wild.
This was fire.
Oh, conspiracies are the bad.
What was it?
It was the guy he owned America and they were trying to get it from him.
Let's go.
And like, they all pulled out last minute and he was on the boat.
Who knows?
Yeah.
And then that shit sunk.
I don't think that that's the first time.
That's the first thing I thought about with the Titan sub that went down.
Yeah.
What are they invested in?
First thing I thought about was the Pakistani billionaire.
He's on the board of something, really.
God, I'm just like, yo, if you're coming from a place where you have these people that have unbelievable extreme wealth and there's unbelievable extreme poverty and there are other people vying for that wealth.
And I don't know if he's online for something else.
It may be somebody else was in the submarine, but I looked in the other guys and they didn't look that crazy.
Like one guy sold like private jets or something like that.
Another guy did something else.
I forget.
But I was like, maybe there's another Pakistani family that needs that guy who may be the heir out of the fucking way.
Yeah.
Maybe the heir and the heir.
I don't know.
This is all conspiratorial.
But I could see somebody.
But they had the owner of the company on the plane or on the sub too.
Oh, yeah.
That's kind of tough, though.
Who knows, bro?
I mean, the owner's not going to know.
You don't care if that owner of the sub goes down.
But he's on it, though.
My point, you're not convincing the owner.
You're convincing the guy who's ratcheting the shit shut.
You're convincing the guy who's doing the fixing on it.
You're convincing the engineer.
You're paying a couple hundred grand to the guy who just tightens the screws.
A couple hundred mil, bro.
Maybe, who knows?
I'm just saying, this is like the prison guard who fell asleep.
Yeah, I'll vote, kind of.
I mean, I'm not that active, but like perfect example, like in Oklahoma, right?
That movie that's coming out with the fucking the moon something of the there's this movie Leonardo Caprio's in New Scorsese movie.
It's about these like Native Americans.
Flower moon or something.
Yeah, something of the flower moon.
Native Americans in Oklahoma, you know, they're pushed all around the country, these poor tribes that are pushed into the useless land, and all of a sudden they find oil in the land.
That's a true story.
And then this Native group becomes, killers of the flower moon, this native group becomes the richest group of people per capita in America.
Oh, wow.
Unbelievable wealth because America pushed them.
You know, that ego came in and did some screeching.
Ooh.
Ooh.
You bet it did.
So then people started marketing.
It was deaths out of nowhere.
And I think they said that's where like the FBI started.
They're like starting to investigate what the fuck's going on here.
Did you ever see that the speech that John F. Kennedy gave before he passed, where he was talking to the media and talking about how the media needs to have unlimited access to all government information so all American people are informed?
And like, that was like one of the last speeches he gave.
And he was talking about how there's like secret organizations in these organizations.
You ever seen that?
Yeah.
And what specifically did he want to disband?
The CIA.
Oh, did he now?
Yeah, he said he went to break into a thousand policies and like blow it in the wind or something like that.
You know who wanted to, I think he actually was successful in taking down the Fed or our central bank?
Andrew Jackson.
Really?
Now, if you look at how Andrew Jackson's remembered throughout history, he's remembered as one of the most ruthless, disgusting, horrible presidents ever.
Really?
Yes.
Now, why is that?
If we're being conspiracy.
Was he the one that paid off the debt, the national debt?
He made sure, I think we were at surplus with him because he got rid of the Fed.
But debt isn't necessarily bad.
We exist on debt.
It's part of the capital.
There was one president he paid off the entire national debt.
Well, I think that Clinton, under Clinton, we were in a surplus.
But I think the debt, I think, was under Andrew Jackson.
And if you look at the way he's remembered in history, like, oh, what a vile racist.
And it's like, bro, some of these presidents owned people.
Yeah.
He wasn't any more vile than the one.
I was talking about Thomas Jefferson or George Washington.
I think he did fuck over the Native Americans.
Oh, yeah, he was horrible.
I think that was Trail of Tears, right?
Yeah, I think.
So what they do is they put this hyper focus on that.
Like all the other presidents were also fucking over the Native Americans.
I don't know if this is just my education, but I didn't hear anything bad about Andrew Jackson until after.
I feel like in the last 15 years, all of a sudden it started popping up.
They're like, oh, this guy was wildly racist.
Oh, I didn't know that.
So I don't know.
I'm saying that Sanford, that's always been taught.
And maybe that's the last like 15 years we've kind of, as a culture, been like, oh, this guy was fucked up.
Was he part of the Louisiana Purchase?
I think that was Jefferson.
Yeah.
I think that was Jefferson.
You know, if it wasn't for Haiti's revolution, America wouldn't be as big as it is.
Wait, why?
Oh, they needed the money because the Haitians revolted.
And then the French were like, yo, we need that bread because we don't have our colony.
We could take all the resources out of there.
The Louisiana Purchase.
Oh, Andrewson.
So Haiti didn't revolt.
I wonder if America is secretly stoking the revolution in Haiti.
Who knows?
I don't think so, though, because we were besties back then.
They were like running their own shit.
There was, I forget who it was, but it was some South American country that wanted the leader of the Haitian revolution to help them out.
And he was like, yeah, I'll help you out, but we just got done with this big war.
We need you to pay us.
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And we help you.
And they helped them.
And then they just, after they helped them win it, they beat the Spaniards.
They're like, all right, now fuck off.
Who would Haiti beat the French?
No, the Haitian general went there and pushed back the Spanish people.
Yeah, when Haiti, he helped the Central American people fight off the Spaniards.
Really?
And then they told them to fuck off.
Get out of here.
You got to get that money up front.
Yo, what are you doing?
Damn, bro.
It's on you, honestly.
Haiti was trying to get their bread back because, what's it called?
France got their money back by selling the Louisiana, but Haiti, like they were by themselves.
They're a sovereign nation now.
They didn't have nobody.
Yeah.
Damn.
And then that's a tricky power vacuum.
And if you don't have people who understand government and manage, it's so easy to be corruptible.
It's so easy from outside sources to just come in and start scooping up resources.
I mean, that's a tricky, that's a tricky one right there.
You're an interesting guy, man.
Because growing up, you're so accepting.
You're so integrated in the world.
But growing up, people that talk like you were the black power, fuck white people, but then secretly fuck white girls.
Yeah, you're just, yeah, you're an interesting guy, man.
I don't, it's just a real crossover.
Bro, man, we can learn so much from so many different cultures.
Like, bro, I just be learning so much from so many different people where it's like, how could I be racist?
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, who am I better than?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I don't think I'm better than any of y'all in here.
So it's like, how am I going to think I'm better than the entire race?
But what's your least favorite race?
Like, if we had to rank them.
You're white, right?
Nah.
You know what I'd be thinking about?
I'd be thinking about combinations that I never see.
Ooh.
And I mean by like dating.
So like I be thinking about like, you never see like an Indian with a black guy.
Indian girl, black guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd be thinking about combination.
My sister-in-law or my sister-in-law's husband is black.
Yeah.
Damn.
Oh, there you go.
That's a rare combination.
Point of contention.
What's like the rarest combination y'all seen?
Asian dude, black woman.
Asian dude, black woman.
Yeah, it doesn't happen.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
It's not very often that it happens.
Yeah, I've seen a couple.
That's it.
Well, I'm not going to lie, man.
Black women be getting dogged on social media.
It's really sad.
Why?
I don't know why.
Like, I've seen this thing.
It's like, one race got to go, and it's white, Asian, Hispanic, and then black lady.
And then in the comment section, they're like, the monkey has to go.
Jeez.
They don't even love their own.
And it's just like, damn.
And like, I've been seeing my sisters act the way they do sometimes.
You're saying, yeah, that they feel a sense of rejection constantly.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
It's so interesting, though, like, because they over-index in terms of cultural influence.
Yeah.
Like, a lot of the gay slang is coming from black women.
Literally.
So even maybe by the time it hits a white girl where a white girl's like, slay, it's coming from a black chick that a gay dude got it.
Even the LGBTQRS, TV, WX, Y, and Z community has from the black women.
So they have so much cultural influence.
That's probably from the social isolationism.
You know what I mean?
Like, if you're fully integrated in the culture, you're not going to claim up with slang all the time.
I think it's from.
No, you are isolated.
You are your own community.
You are creating your own authentic thing.
Yeah.
But how's it authentic when another race was doing it already?
No, I'm talking about black women.
Oh, black women.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought you were talking about gay.
Like, if black women are being rejected by, you know, other races in America, like, they don't necessarily need to conform to get love necessarily.
And if they're being isolated.
Yeah.
So they're going to create all this dope shit.
And then everybody's like, ooh, let me get a little bit of that.
And then everybody thinks that they're doing the gay thing, but they're really doing the black woman thing.
Yeah.
And then there's probably like additional animosity because it's like, you rejected us for what we were doing.
And you're going to take my shit.
And then now you put it on.
I would be tight.
I do think it's the other way around.
Gay people and they get a lot of their own.
You would say that.
I'm just going to say that.
Sell out.
By the way, gay people and black women, I feel like they're probably the closest allies with each other.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
When shit breaks off, like that's going to be, they're going to link up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're going to click up.
Really?
There'd be a lot of black girls at those prior parades.
They don't even be gay.
They had to be out there.
Yeah.
Just what?
Telling them what to say?
Serious.
Figure nails like this.
Wait, you're saying you think it's black girls stealing the gay shit?
Yeah.
Really?
I thought it's the opposite.
Nah, just like a lot of that stuff.
On fleet.
Like, that's a black woman thing.
Period.
Like, period is black woman.
I'm going to read you and all that type of stuff.
That's not from the gay community.
Well, name one white person.
Name one gay white person.
You said do that.
I've never seen Anderson Cooper do that.
Okay.
Let me be more.
But he's trying to activate.
The black gay community.
He's trying to act like he's not gay.
Oh, black girl.
Black gay community comes up with it first.
And then black women hop on the trend.
But that's not like it's serving or it's giving.
I'm thinking about more like white gay.
More white gay.
Yeah.
No, but black gay also counts.
So I think, yeah, black gay creates it.
Black women start doing it and then white gays.
But if black gay creates it, you're saying black people created it.
Huh?
You put black first.
If it's a black gay person that made some slang, you're like, yo, that's black people.
I'm with that.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's not gay people saying, it's black people's language.
Okay, so you're taking credit for the black gay slang as a black man.
Okay, I got it.
What about what about like a black serial killer?
Would you take credit for that?
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Shit, man.
Slay.
There's only one that comes to mind.
Like, yeah.
I can't really think of that many, but I know about one.
Who?
It was this dude.
He had his family.
He was like R-word is children.
And he locked them up in this house and barricaded the doors and then he killed all of them.
And then he came out and surrendered himself.
It was weird.
This dude?
I think so.
Oh, and then the DC snipers.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm not going to lie.
It's crazy because I see why the cops never figured it out.
Because you're never going to think about something nigga sniping people.
That's a fact.
I can see why the FBI was stumped on that one.
That had white activity stamped all over it.
It doesn't fit the profile.
The part is crazy.
It's from outside the perimeter.
Like from range?
There's no way he's pulling it from range.
I mean, yeah, if you're shooting the three-ball, yeah, you make that shot.
But that's black and white.
That was pre-Seth Curry.
He didn't even know black people could shoot from range.
Period.
Bro.
Yeah.
Jackie Robinson of serial killer.
Yeah, that shit was crazy.
Do you watch anime?
Oh, I love anime.
Yeah.
I love anime.
Yeah.
What's your shit?
Fucking Hunter Hunter.
I just binge watched Attack on Titan, Death Note.
I grew up with Dragon Ball Z and Naruto.
It's crazy because back in the day, bro, if you would say you liked anime, bro, you would get bullied.
That was the cool shit.
It's the cool shit, bro.
Look at Izzy.
Like, Izzy, you know, he came popping because he would do anime stuff in the ring and stuff like that.
But yeah, man, anime is amazing.
What drew you into it when you were younger?
Man, it was just like, man, I'll never forget it.
It's just the battles, bro.
Like, fuck the story.
Like, just those fight scenes were cool.
Because I also watched every single Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and a Jet Lee movie.
Like, growing up, I would go to Blockbuster and just get those movies and just watch.
My favorite, like, karate type movie is Oomkbok.
You ever heard of Oomk Bok?
No.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, I've heard of that.
You guys have to watch it.
Can y'all answer this to me?
Why are kung fu movies so unbelievably popular in the black community?
I have no idea.
It is like it skips white people because I fucking forget.
Everything he named, I would watch all that.
I know, it is.
But specifically, and I think now, instead of kung fu movies, it's anime that like younger generations are watching.
But the older generations would watch.
I'm talking about kung fu, like the dubbing is bad.
Yeah.
Still watching.
And it was so popular in the black community.
I seen the first one.
Bro, there's this one scene like Brody was like driving away on a motorcycle.
He jumped on the thing and fucking elbowed his helmet and the helmet broke.
Cracked open.
Oh man, bro.
I already know the comment section is going to fucking love this movie.
Like Tony, Tony John, he's amazing.
And there was this one movie.
It was a little bit more recent.
It was called Raid.
And like, it was a...
This makes it even more impressive when you guys were beating up those Asians because you know what they could do.
Remember when black people were beating the shit out of Asians before Stop Asian Hate?
Well, you wouldn't try that in a small town, but you would definitely beat up Asian people?
You don't remember that?
No.
That was bullshit.
It was all fake news.
Liberal media.
Yep.
I was like, liberal media was like, everybody's doing that.
But every video was a black.
It was a couple months ago.
This dude, he fought.
You don't remember this when Asians were getting punched?
I heard about Stop Asian Hate.
Asian hate wasn't that funny.
I didn't know what they were talking about.
Because I was thinking like, who hates Asian people?
I was like, I love Chinese food.
I thought everybody loved Asian people.
That's why I was like, we do.
I didn't do research on it.
No, it wasn't anything.
Also, there weren't enough other races talking about it.
So you didn't know no one cared.
You need that white mouthpiece, bro.
I mean, JLM.
What's it called?
If it ain't rice, it ain't nice.
What is if it ain't white, it ain't right, but for Asians.
If it ain't rice, it ain't nice.
Yeah, that's fire, dude.
Yeah, I fuck with it.
But what?
This is the other shit?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, the raid.
I've seen the raid.
Fucking movie was amazing.
I did see the raid.
What happened in the raid?
You got to get up the thing.
You got to fight a new person on every single floor.
Yeah.
Fact check.
Oh, they got the raid and the raid too.
I saw the raid one.
I didn't see it.
Or I saw the raid two.
I just saw one of them.
Started that.
Yeah.
Okay.
I figure it's going to be a lot of hiya.
You know what I mean?
It's not going to be that crazy.
How different is one and two?
Yeah.
He's got to get a little bit of a bunch of people.
Yeah.
That's the thing about movies nowadays.
It's like, bro, the character would be pristine in the beginning.
Then at the end, nigga would be fucking dragging his leg, arm broken and stuff.
And it's like, damn, you just went through a war.
Now, you watch movies, these niggas are fucking untouchable.
Like, they're just do, Like, Hollywood's so unoriginal now.
Like, I fucking hate it.
Really?
I hate it.
Like, I watched the Barbie movie, right?
Me and my girl, we saw the Barbie movie and fucking, the shit was crazy.
Like, I was excited for it.
I was like, bro, this is going to be cool.
Like, you know, like, you know, I know I'm not a girl or nothing, but, like, I could see the importance for girls, you know, because they grew up with it.
So I was like, you know what?
Let me go watch this out.
Bro, oh my gosh.
The moral of the movie is men deserve no rights.
No, they deserve a little bit of rights.
No.
One of the kins at the end said, can we at least get one seat in the House of Representatives?
And she was like, no, She was like, maybe you can be a janitor and work your way up.
But so this is the plot of the movie.
I thought they end up getting some seats or whatever.
No, the plot of the movie is Barbie Land, the women run everything.
And then the Kens, they don't even have a house.
They're just there.
Then Ken and Barbie go into the real world.
And then Ken's brainwashed to see how the real world is and how men run everything.
Patriarchy.
Yeah.
Infects Barbie Land.
And so he comes back.
And then when he comes back, they're like serving all the Ken's beers.
And it's just like a man to Barbie's like, no, this can't be it.
It has to be Barbie Land.
It has to be Barbie Land.
So they emotionally manipulate every single Ken and they make them fight each other.
You know how your girl, like, if she's mad at you, she'll emotionally manipulate you maybe by like brushing your friend's arm.
And instead of pressing her, you oppress your friend.
Like, bro, what the fuck?
Like, nothing to Barbie.
That never happens to one.
Yeah, And they have all the kins fight.
And while they're fighting, the Barbie's take back over.
And then the Kens are like, hey, we just want a little bit of power.
And all the Barbies are like, fuck now.
And then Barbie gets a pussy at the end.
Oh, she goes to the gyno.
Yeah.
Oh, you've seen it.
I just heard it.
Damn.
I heard it.
Because I went, I saw Oppenheimer.
Really?
Yeah.
Thought it was all right.
All right.
Did you see a nine-axis?
That's not going to change it for me.
Like, because for me, it's not like, how colorful is it?
It's like, it's a story.
And I thought the story.
I thought there were a couple things that were done unbelievably well.
Really?
Which were when the bomb, I'm not ruining anything because you know what the fuck happens, but when the bomb explodes, people are celebrating and they Nolan makes you feel so eerie.
Like you're celebrating, but it's the death of all these people who aren't even fighting you.
It's not like you're bombing a military base.
It's innocent people.
The war was kind of already won.
It's more of a show of strength.
Yeah, because they didn't even have to drop it.
So it's like...
Because they wanted to drop it on the Nazis, I think.
Well, they, yeah, but the Nazis had already given up.
Yeah.
And the Japanese were still fighting.
Now, also, the Japanese did the Pearl Harvard.
So it's like, y'all ask for it.
You slap someone, you know what I mean?
You go and get slapped.
And sometimes someone got bigger fucking fists, right?
But there is an argument to say that it didn't need to happen.
There's a military base versus a whole town.
You know what I'm saying?
There's three towns.
There's two, yeah.
Yeah, because we need to show we have more than one in case anybody else wants.
But they go to things.
He evokes this feeling.
It'd be very easy for Nolan to just evoke this feeling of, we did it.
America's going to pay him back.
We got it.
But instead, it's this feeling of, why are they cheering?
What's going on here?
Yeah.
What's happening?
And Oppenheimer is a piece of shit.
Yeah.
And he shows that in the movie, but also may have been wronged.
So it's like the movie isn't, do they make the bomb?
It's does he get justice or do they frame him and make him look like just a piece of garbage, like a treasonous piece of garbage?
Is he named ambiguous?
Yeah, the whole thing, and there's not one good character in the whole movie, which is really interesting.
Switch Peck.
Josh Peck only has a couple lines that you don't even know.
Damn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're switching up on America, bro?
No, I mean, I thought I wanted to go in there on somebody.
It wasn't pro-America enough.
You got to watch Top Con again.
Yeah.
Just to get back into it.
Top Can I like.
But no, I thought it was, I thought it was, yeah, I thought it was good.
I mean, like, I'm the biggest Christopher Nolan fan in the fucking world.
Like, I'm like, I think he's.
Do you like the Dark Knight?
Yeah, like, all of them.
I think he's the greatest filmmaker alive now.
Really?
And I thought this was solid.
But I was going in there going, you're going to give me the Batman trilogy now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wish he did Barbie.
Yeah, it would have been sick.
It would have been a better Barbie.
Just seen Barbie first because it would have opened up your mind more.
I will say this about the Barbie movie.
What it's done brilliantly in terms of the marketing is that it's become a cultural moment in the way that a Star Wars movie is where people get dressed up for Star Wars.
They dress up woke.
People are going to the movie theater.
They're in their outfits.
And you have to think about that when you're creating content or you're creating TV shows or films.
It's like, how can people wrap their identity around this?
And how can they make this more of just a sitting back experience?
How can they turn this into their night?
Yeah, something for them.
It's like what they will wear suits.
It's like motherfuckers will buy 20 tickets with their friends.
They didn't even want to see the movie.
They just wanted to.
Take their picture.
Yeah.
So it's an IG moment and a film.
Yeah.
Like, and they just did that so well.
And I was in the movie theater.
And let me tell you something.
It felt like, if it was sold out, Oppenheimer was sold out.
It felt like everybody in the theater was there to see it.
And I was on 14th, a big movie theater.
It felt like everybody was there to see Barbheart.
I mean, it damn near doubled up Oppenheimer box up.
It was like 130 to 80.
Yeah.
I mean, that makes, yeah, it makes sense.
But they're also smart with the marketing because they didn't make it look like it was.
Like, they really didn't.
That surprised you when you went in there.
Oh, yeah.
I was like, damn.
Like, because if I would have seen how it was, I probably still would have seen it.
But I know there would have been a way more backlash because I've seen like a bunch of guys get behind it.
Like, guys were even saying, I'm going to watch Barbie for the insightful thought and foresight.
I'm going to watch Oppenheimer for the laughs and giggles.
Like, dudes were like talking about, oh, yeah, I'm going to go see Barbie.
I'm going to go see Barbie.
But like, if it was marketed like the movie was.
You don't think it would be a successful one?
Did you?
It would still be successful, but the guys wouldn't want to go see it.
Yeah, women are about it.
Apparently, that America Ferreira speech in it is really good where she describes what it's like to be a woman.
I guess that's how it is, too.
It's like, you know, I'm not a woman, so I get it.
The Rotten Tomatoes, expecting critic score to be high and fan score to be low, just based on what I was hearing.
But it was 90 and 90.
But look, but look at it.
If you go back and look, the audience score, they're all verified.
What does that mean?
So they turned off.
They're all verified people.
So it's only people who are in Hollywood.
Blue check.
Does that mean blue check verified?
Yeah, So the audience score, it's only verified people.
So it's not an authentic audience.
No, she don't like it.
Oh, really?
No, she don't like it.
My wife saw it.
She thought it was okay.
Her friend liked it, though.
Like, it's crazy, but like, Kim was the funniest part of the movie.
He was the best part of the movie.
No, Gosling's hilarious.
He's so good.
Let's go, boys.
Let's go, boy.
You still need us.
You still need us at least.
Like, it was actually a surprise.
I was like, what the fuck?
The female empowering movie was the good dude.
Comic relief.
I did not know he was that funny.
That dude's hilarious.
Does he bust cheeks at the end?
Bro, he was trying to hit so hard.
He really was.
Like, Ken, like, he was low-key going downside.
That's why she got the pussy, probably, so he could get a job.
No, she left him in.
I don't want to spoil it, but you could spoil it.
It's funny.
No, I'm going to get bombarded.
I was going to fucking take my family to see it.
Watch the Andrew Schultz podcast.
Didn't go to movie night.
That's on you, bro.
That's the one thing I kept thinking.
These conservatives were getting so up in arms.
I was like, yo, this is the gayest shit to be offended by.
Is you didn't like Barbie.
Yeah.
That's like.
Barbie's woke, bro.
That's embarrassing that you're this upset about Barbie not meeting your expectations.
Yeah.
But I guess they're just like, yo, if I'm taking my kids, go see this movie and my daughter leaves being like, yeah, guys do suck.
Like, if that is what the outcome is.
Oh, yeah.
You feel misled.
That's that's I imagine they're going to be like, oh, my kids are going to love this.
And then there's like pussy jokes and they're like, what the fuck?
Yeah, no, it was definitely not a kids' movie.
Yeah.
But then again, also, it was more adults in there.
Because I feel like girls today aren't really playing with Barbie.
Yeah, I thought it was marketed to adults because kids don't play with Barbie.
I thought that too.
But then I was told that they do still play with Barbie as part of it.
Yeah, it's like still cultural.
That's the other thing.
Like you're tapping into like 60 years of nostalgia.
You can't go wrong.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like a fucking Super Mario Brothers movie.
Like you have 60 years.
You can play with Legos.
You can make a Lego movie.
No, I heard it's really good, though.
I heard it's amazing.
I love it.
Where it's that good.
I think it's some of the best cinema.
Really?
It's really shifty said that too.
He was like, it was exceptional.
Did you watch it?
I did, but I fell asleep.
So was that on some like you were tired from life shit?
Okay, yeah.
No, you got to re-watch it.
Like, I still like the first one more because, like, I could just re-watch that one.
It's like Loki, like, my comfort movie.
Yeah.
But I'd be doing reviews sometimes on my second channel.
Yeah.
Like, when I see a movie, I'll just like hop on and just tell people.
Watch Oppenheimer.
I mean, you're a fan of history.
So I think that it'd be interesting for you to look at it.
There's just a couple things that like.
See, I would think you would like it the way you liked history, too.
I was really excited for it.
I just, and I thought it was an interesting choice to make there not be one single good person in the movie.
But that's what happens when the movie is about people who are making nuclear weapons and generals and politicians.
None of them are good people.
Right?
And it's like sometimes people who aren't that good have to do a thing that's not that good.
And that propels the world into a direction that they believe might be the best place to go.
You might need to be not that good to do the thing.
But like Oppenheimer just felt like just a complete fucking egomaniac piece of shit.
And like, the whole big thing is at the end, they're like trying to discredit him, like call him a communist or whatever like that.
Not even the end, but like that's part of like the saga.
And it was done by a politician trying to like distance himself from the guy, whatever.
And but I'm also like, yo, Oppenheimer, you got to be smarter than that.
Like, why are you hanging out with these commies?
Like, you know, you're building a fucking nuke.
Like, you can't be getting a side pussy from communist bitches while you're building a nuke while we're kind of connected with Russia, but you know what I mean?
It must be something about that communist pussy because all our exactly.
Where's Russia putting in their pussy?
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Someone, Jamie, look it up.
Have you been to Russia?
Nah, nah, nah.
Oh, you got to do a prank over there, bro.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not coming back.
Yeah, no, but Russian, Russian chicks are.
Yeah, they're good, really.
I'll go on the Russian Bride and I'll order one.
This weekend was a win for Russian pussy because Barbie was Russian pussy too.
Oh, wait, was Margo Russian?
No, she's Australian.
I thought she was Russian.
No, no, we said she was a Russian six.
Because we got back from Russia and we were like, these are the most beautiful women ever.
But Margaret Robbie's an absolutely stunning woman, and anybody saying she's mid on the internet needs to shut the fuck up, except us.
Dude, what do you think about Jen Ortega?
Wednesday Adams?
Yeah.
I think she could be in one of your EPD movies or pranks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is it called?
EDPs.
Yeah, EDPs.
You keep calling it EDC.
I don't know.
It's something about like older people where they can't pronounce things the right.
My mom, she calls Chipotle Chipotle.
I feel like you guys purposely say things the wrong way.
Genuinely called you old.
I love it.
You just tried to piss me off.
Why are you trying to piss him off?
Why are you trying to piss him off?
The comfort that he called me old when I was just fantastic.
Oh, you're pushing 40.
I am, bro.
But you look good.
Yeah, that's all we got.
Now it's even worse.
But no, you look good for how old.
But that's all we can do at this point.
Yeah, look good for our age.
Yeah, that is true.
How old are you?
Same.
39.
39.
How old are you guys?
I'm 26.
I'm 35.
35.
Damn.
Black don't crack.
Yeah.
I mean, it's bad.
Does it not?
No, it gets.
It gets.
I mean, does it not crack a little bit?
Can we take off that band?
Let's go.
Let's go.
But listen, listen, listen.
Looks like he caught an elbow from Angbach or whatever.
Look at that line on a tie.
You just went from 20 to 40, right?
So 20s and who's the thing, though.
This is the thing.
For the most part, all black people can look good bald.
That is like you guys have that down.
Got good heads.
Like the only white person that I could think that looks good, bald, no homo, is like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Fantastic.
And Bruce Willis.
You need, yo, Bruce Willis pulled it off no facial hair.
That's the hardest thing.
That is looking good.
If you could have a beard and then you're shaved up, you're fine.
Okay, but let's say he wasn't in no diehard.
Would he be tough still?
He might look crazy.
No, no, he was fine in Tarantino's in Pulp Fiction.
And I think he was bald.
He had hair.
He had hair in Pulp Fiction.
Oh, he had like receding.
Yeah.
What about Jason Statham?
Jason Statham.
I feel like he'd be having a little five o'clock shadow.
Yeah, he don't.
Jason Statham doesn't go completely bald.
But you guys have similar.
You and Jason Statham have similar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you ever going to just shave it all the way?
Yeah, I'll be going bald.
Oh, you do?
I've just been lazy.
I'd be holding it.
You did it in the WNBA one, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
My mom be cutting my hair.
You did it in the NBA Barbara.
NBA Barber one.
Yeah, yeah, that shit was so hard to sneak in.
Dude, how do you get in the clippers?
But I had to shove it on my ass.
Stop it.
No, I'm being so fruitful.
No, I'm just playing.
How do you get the clippers?
I don't want to get banned twice.
I don't think he'd probably give up the guy who.
It's Kat, right?
Cat got the clippers.
He snitched.
I just, you know what?
I didn't.
He snitches.
He called Cat.
Like, help me.
I shot a ball.
You took a shot during a basketball game during a WNBA.
Bro, if a ball hits you during a game, you're not going to try to shoot that hoe.
Bro, it happened to me and I didn't.
No.
I thought about it.
I thought about it.
I really did.
See Intrusive Thoughts win.
That's the difference.
Now, if I would have made that shit, they couldn't have kicked me out.
That's true.
Like a hoe.
It was a bad airball.
Did you play grown up?
Did you hoop?
No, no, no.
I only played football.
Yeah.
You guys ever seen what I used to look like?
Look up the Jadeon buff.
Everybody called it Prime Jadeon.
And like, bro, I get bullied.
Every time I post a picture, you look fat, fat ass, or da-da-da-da-da.
People just like that.
You look fat, fat ass is such an unnecessary.
Why you say it twice?
This one?
That's not you.
That's not even.
Top left?
There's better.
There's wait.
Is that you?
That's me.
That's you.
That's me.
Stop it.
No, that's not you, bro.
All right.
That's pronoun Jade.
This is you.
That's me.
No, it's not.
Stop bullshit.
Like, I don't know if he's capping or not.
Right here.
I got a way better picture in my life.
Is that him?
I was 18.
Oh, shit, bro.
This one?
Oh, bro.
I got an even better one.
See, I don't know if you guys can zoom in on the camera, but get out of it.
Get the fuck out of here.
That was Prime Jade.
Brolic.
See, they fast shaming you because they care.
And hairline.
How old were you here?
I was 18.
This is four years ago?
Yeah.
You can get that.
How much working out to do this?
Bro, I played football.
Oh, so you were just.
I played football.
Damn, son.
Yo, hairline was tough, bro.
Bro, I appreciate you.
Heartbreak, what was it?
I did get my heart.
I'm not gonna lie.
A girl broke my heart in 2020, and that low-key made me grind even harder.
Bro, how'd you go from that to that?
To this.
Bro, this is the wildest transformation in shit.
Bro, I had to.
You know how people be selling their souls?
I had to sell my hairline for your success.
For my success.
So, what happened here?
What is that?
Like, because you have the same hairline.
You look like a guidance.
It's not that bad.
A kid, kids be like, bro, that's like child abuse right there.
What do you mean?
You're harassing me.
That's a 37-year-old.
She works at a public school in the middle of the day.
You need to be on Sound of Freedom.
Dude, you're going to be on Sound of Freedom 2 with that mustache.
They need to make a two.
Keep on doing it like Cassini Period.
With the money it made, bro.
I promise you, Disney, they're going to be like, Can we please get this on?
There's more kids being sex trapped.
You got some in the basement.
We don't want Disney.
Yeah, bro.
You got to collab with him on one of your videos.
I'm telling you.
Who?
With Sound of Freedom.
Bro, can you go?
Doesn't Mel Gibson, like, didn't he go on something random about black people?
He was like, You want to get fucked by a gang of n, don't you?
He said that to his wife, his pregnant wife.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was wild.
Bro, sometimes I like, I don't know.
When I hear shit like that, that shit's just funny as fuck to me.
Yeah, we all, we were all like, this is hilarious.
Like Hulk Hogan, when he was going off, he's like, oh, she fucks with his niggas.
Like, I just don't understand it.
Good Hogan, Hogan.
Are you a wrestling fan?
That's a good Hogan.
You're definitely a wrestler.
I love WWF and WWE.
Yeah, 100%.
Wait, can you do other impressions, Will?
No, The Hogan was good.
Great.
Can you cut a promo?
Can you do a like a Macho Man Randy Savage promo?
Can you do a Hulk Hogan promo apology?
What would he say to the black community?
Listen, kids, all I do is eat my vitamins.
I have never taken any refuses.
He said he didn't take steroids.
That was back when everybody was on it, but said they didn't, right?
Yeah.
Was this Roy's right here?
You know what's crazy?
Everybody in the locker room thought because I was fat, and then like in like a five-month period, I got ripped.
And like all the coaches and all the players, they're like, what the fuck?
And like, there was a rumor going around that I was on the Bradley Martin juice, but no.
Nothing.
Were you good?
Were you good at football?
Bro, look at my highlights.
Oh, check the highlights.
What'd you play?
Shit, I was fucking JJ Watt.
Type in Jadon Adams highlights.
So then what happened?
What happened?
You know, Nick Saban, he was like, he was like, bro, like, you got to give up this YouTube shit, bro.
We need you.
I think this is your video, right?
Look at that.
Look at that tackle for loss.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Do you have any sacks in this or you just.
I had too many highlights where my coach was like, bro, like, we can't make an hour-long video.
And I was like, damn, you're right.
So we just kept it to this.
So you had to repeat one.
Yeah, yeah.
I had six tacos for losses and one force funnel this game.
I never started the game after that.
Wait, why?
I have no coach Arbornine.
What the fuck?
Like, literally, what the fuck?
You know what's crazy?
That's actually what started my YouTube career because I couldn't play.
Like, they would not let me play.
They would fucking have sophomores.
I guess he just didn't like me.
I don't know.
Is he like a smouthy kid or anything?
No, You know, it's odd, especially if you were actually producing.
Yeah, and like he would even tell me, he's like, Where was this at?
Like, he's like, We're gonna see it, but he never started me again.
And so, I was booty her for like the next two games, and then I was just like, Listen, I can either be booty hurt for the rest of the season or I can make something about it.
So, I started vlogging on the sideline and I did uh sideline vlogs and I would make like highlight hype tapes and stuff, and I'll post them.
And then, like, one of them got like 4K.
I had like 90 subs and it got like 4K views, and I was just doing that.
And the coaches were getting pissed at me for doing that.
And it's just like, I'm trying to make the best out of a situation, you know.
You guys aren't playing me, and I'm just doing something that's fun.
All the players are enjoying it and stuff.
And yeah, like I had a lot of haters that like that makes the best situation is being involved in the game and cheering from the sideline, not like, yo, guys, this is what's going on.
No, I mean, I wasn't filming, so one of my friends, he tours ACL, so he would film and like you would host it, yeah, yeah, I would just host it, you know, and then like, you know, I would get the crowd hyped and stuff and everything, and just making light of a shitty situation, yeah.
And, um, you know, the coaches didn't fuck with it.
Also, I used to sell gate, so to make money during the season, I would go to Kroger's and I would buy, you could buy these big-ass Power Aids for 40 cents, right?
I would get them and I would freeze them, and then I would take them out in the morning and I'll put them in my locker and I had like a shit ton.
And then by the end of practice, they would be like slushies.
Oh, that's fire!
And bro, everybody's dehydrated and stuff, they're tired.
So I'll be like, bro, $2.
And so I would be making $60, $120.
Like, I even had coaches pre-order.
They're like, bro, send me a purple, save me a white.
And two guys on the team, you would sell them?
Yeah, to the guys on the team and the coaches.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
To your teammates.
So that was my hustle over the whole season.
I feel that.
I feel that.
That was my hustle.
And nobody tried to compete with you?
They couldn't.
I had one nigga, he would try to sell beef jerky.
He was like, fuck out of here.
I was like, he kind of pissed.
So like, I hired some freshman to go press him.
No, you didn't.
Like, bro, this is my territory.
But I had a couple copycats.
Like, they would sell candy and stuff.
But like, you know, you have to go through the days where sometimes it'd be bad.
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Yeah.
So, and like, you know, they would have like two, three bad days in a row.
They give up.
They couldn't handle it.
They couldn't handle it, but I was there.
They were.
Corners, bro.
I was on them corners, bro.
I was singing.
I was singing that P.
I was pushing P. Did you ever think about going to college?
Like, I did go to college, but I didn't go for football.
I just went to like a little community.
It's called San Jack.
And fucking, yeah, like it was a little community college.
And I actually did really good, but then COVID happened.
And then it's like, you're doing all this stuff online.
What's the point?
Yeah.
And, bro, I had like a little breakdown.
I was just like, I had a test.
I had 10 minutes left.
And I still had 60 questions.
And I was just looking at it, looking at it.
And I was just like, I can't do this.
I won't do this.
I logged out, never went in.
And my dad, he's a veteran.
So I forget what it's called, but basically I got benefits to go to school.
So the government, they would pay me like $1,200 a month.
And so I was like, damn, you know, I need to use this money wisely.
And so like, I was flunking like crazy about still getting those $1,200 payments.
And I would use that to fund videos and stuff.
And then at the end of the semester, they like sent the letter saying how I wasn't going to school, how they were going to stop payments.
And my mom was just, and I was just like, I'm going to make it work.
And then I started making like five bands a month off YouTube and it was working.
And then the crazy thing about Hersey, and this is how God knows God works in a mysterious way.
So Hersey, I found about him in 2019.
He worked for another YouTuber named Destroying.
And I had like 60 subscribers, right?
And I used to love his edits.
And I was like, bro, I tell my friends all the time, if I had Hersey as my editor, I would be on top.
And then a year later, I just got a DM from him and he's like, yo, man, I love your work.
Keep it up, man.
You're killing it.
And just him like show me love like that, it inspired me.
So I was like, man, I appreciate you, dog.
Thank you.
Then another six months later, he hit me up again because he stopped working with the other YouTuber.
And he's like, hey, man, I told myself I wasn't going to work with any of the YouTubers.
But he was like, I believe in what you got going on.
He was like, if you're looking for an editor, he was like, let me know and I'll be down to work with you.
And I was at like 300K.
And I was making about like maybe like four or five bands a month.
But like, I still have my parents saving.
So I hit him.
I was like, bro, give me six months.
Let me save up.
I'm going to get us a crib and we're going to make this happen.
So I just grinded for six months.
And then I hit him up.
I was like, come to Houston.
And he bought this like rinky dink yellow car and he drove with all his stuff all the way from Orlando, Florida to Houston.
That's fire.
You're from Orlando?
Oh, that's cool.
And then he moved all his stuff in.
And then when he first started working with us, we were at 700K.
We ended that year off of 4 million.
Jeez.
What do you think was the biggest video?
What was the, talking to that mic right there?
At that time, the biggest video?
Like 2021.
Fuck.
What do you guys think?
There was like a stretch of videos.
It wasn't just like...
We were like 10 in a row where we were just growing like 700K a month.
Wow.
Yeah.
That is crazy.
And what is it about the relationship when you guys linked up that really made it crack over?
It actually bumped heads a lot in the beginning.
Not a lot, a lot, but like I had a certain way I like to do things and it's his show.
Yeah.
So I had to like, you know, humble myself.
Yeah.
But now like, it's automatic.
We'll be chilling.
Oh, that's fire.
Damn, that's so cool, man.
Brother, thank you guys so much for coming.
Appreciate you guys.
Congratulations on absolutely everything.
We're fans.
We want to see you continue to thrive and succeed.
Sorry, football didn't work out.
I think it'll be all right.
I'll be back next time.
Make sure you go check out Demarcus Cousins III, man.
One of the greats.
One of the greats.
And I'm really excited to see what you continue to do, man.
And if there's anything that we can do to help you, let us know.
And if you want to do a prank, I'm down.
Bro, you got to let me open for you one day.
I would love that.
I'm going to fuck it up, but like.
It'll be fun.
It'll be funny, though.
Two or three minutes.
We'll work on some.
We'll work on two, three minutes, and then you give it a try.