Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect a 23-year-old woman dating a man attracted to her childlike appearance, debating if society's shaming of such men limits her options. They analyze J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter game mechanics regarding gender transitions, gym culture reactions to male assistance, and the Krishan-Blueface relationship as a monetized train wreck. The episode concludes with a deep dive into Young Thug's legal strategy, where associates plead guilty under RICO laws while protecting Thug, leaving prosecutors with statistical wins but no testimony against the rapper. [Automatically generated summary]
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Feeding The Algorithm00:15:14
What's up everybody?
Welcome to Flagrant.
I don't think there's anything wrong with looking.
Nope.
I don't think there's any, especially since the algorithm is feeding it to you.
Feeding it.
Got it.
Feeding it.
Feeding it.
It's really feeding.
I just think it's it.
No, but I don't think looking.
Let me put these on in case I gotta lie.
You're gonna.
Okay, okay.
So now once you engage in a comment on a line.
That's crossing the line maybe.
That's betrayal.
That's cross the line.
That's betrayal.
That's crossing the line maybe, though.
But what do you mean?
So what kind of content are you like?
Fat titties are out, but it's like free Palestine.
Exactly.
Can you comment?
That's what I'm talking about.
Can you comment a blue square?
Booyah.
No, no, But can you comment on that?
No, you can never comment.
You can never comment.
Never comment.
I don't think that's a comment.
What about like?
What?
You're not prepared for this.
I don't want to.
I got my hater blockers on.
I'm good.
No.
As long as it's not a thirst trap, you know, like.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
If it's not a thirst trap, they're all thirst traps.
Yeah.
No, Thank you.
They are all thirst straps.
That's not true.
Graduated college or some shit.
That's not true, yeah.
I ain't never went to college.
You have never liked a girl who graduated college picture on Instagram.
100%.
I'm going to be able to get a picture.
I'm going to start shooting every single day.
I'm going to let you know.
I'm about to start loading the picture.
So how you see my life?
How you see my legs?
Because every single slide I look on Instagram, you got to like that picture.
So you were looking at all the sluts?
You a sucker bird.
Look at that sucker bird.
You sucker bird.
You're about to go into the page to see the light.
Go on me, ready?
I'm not in a frame.
You'd be like, I had to hit him with the home improvement right there.
See?
Not that home improvement, Pamela.
Whoa.
Not that home improvement, okay?
We would not approve of that.
See, but I'd never go into the tags.
Going into the tags is crazy.
Who would do that?
Who would do that?
Yo, who would go into a tag picture and then see something from a tag picture and then follow them and look at their page?
Yeah, that's wild.
That's crazy.
What do you got?
What are you guys talking about?
What do you mean?
What is happening here?
What even is happening?
George Washington is a criminal.
No, but you can't do that.
You're not calling someone and she posts a picture with someone else.
I don't know.
You really caught your defeat.
I was trying to defend myself.
Because you said going into the body.
Hey, nobody said you.
You say it.
You everyone looked at me.
Everybody looked at me.
I felt it.
I felt that he.
I'm saying.
He's spinning.
It's not going into the tag.
It's not going into the tags.
I said I was loading up the clip.
I told you.
He was prepared.
He said he wasn't prepared.
He was prepared.
He was ready.
He was ready.
Okay.
I know it.
Don't jab me.
I'm just coming for you next.
Okay, Mark.
Go.
A lot of male bodybuilders, okay?
Male bodybuilders.
Yes, bro.
I like fitness.
I'm coming up on my shit, too.
Yeah, sometimes it gets too much.
Wait, which one?
You'll just be wearing like the shorts get shorter and shorter because they're feeding you content, being like, is this the line where you want to stop?
And so it gets gayer and gayer until you got to be like, ah.
Because if you look at it, even if you're interested in the fitness, it just will get gayer.
There's a gay pipeline that happens on Instagram.
People don't talk about this, bro.
No, no, but this is actually true.
There's a gay pipeline.
You start getting into fitness stuff, and then it's like shorter stuff, and then it's like three.
What do you guys do about bitches, though?
No, no, no, one second.
Because I know how to get away with the thing that you're thinking about.
I was actually interesting.
It is interesting.
I fell through that shit.
I was like the cartoon.
Where'd he go?
When the business coming?
Where'd he go?
God damn it.
You know the shit where they just run around the couch and then the guy stops?
Yeah, you got musical chairs.
Damn, I got, what?
Did you just do it again?
No, no, but the thing that you were talking about about the line with the um you know when the shorts get shorter and shorter and you don't want to watch the video because then you're telling the algorithm keep sending me shorter and short.
Nothing wrong with this specific video, but I might have something wrong with the next one.
But if you just don't want your pants, no, but for real, this for real?
I do that.
It's gonna keep if this, if you want to do it with the Instagram, if you want to do an Instagram thing, just don't look at your phone, put it like that.
No, but then it still thinks you're looking at it, bro.
No, it doesn't just like that.
No, it's counting.
The phone doesn't know.
No, but it knows.
Like, it knows when you're holding your phone.
I hold it like that.
And then it's like, oh, you're not looking.
But everyone on the train is like, yo, this guy's gay as fuck.
I don't like the train no more.
Poor?
Jesus Christ, dude.
The train?
My apologies.
I didn't mean that.
No, but try that with the phone.
That's serious.
Just point it away.
Just point it away.
Anytime you don't want the algorithm to know what you're looking at, just like that.
Wait, so if you like it while it's pointing away, he's good too.
That's true.
You're rather assistant.
They could think his activity.
No, no, no, no.
But he cheated it.
He got it.
This is you trying to find a way to like pictures.
No, I'm just helping the people.
You addicted.
I'm helping the people.
You addicted.
You addicted.
You're just looking at all the ones I'm addicted of.
I'm a hack.
I ain't snitching on my goddamn self, Gunna.
But hypothetically.
Hypothetically, years ago, hypothetically, years ago.
Instagram been around for fucking three years or something like that.
What was the shit that you just tried to pull before the podcast?
What happened?
Remember when you were teaching us about workout dudes before the podcast?
Remember that, dude?
Dude, what workout guy you want to talk about?
I don't know if you were talking about Cody KO.
Cody.
Natty or not.
You don't know about Natty or not?
Who's Cody KO?
Tall ginger motherfucker with the tattoos that's in the gyms and walks up to people and goes, Are you natural?
Yeah, I didn't know his name.
But yeah, that guy's fire.
Come on, bro.
I love it when he goes up to these like women bodybuilders.
He's like, Natural or not.
And they all go, I'm totally natural.
I'm not using ATRT or anything.
That shit hits your voice first.
Yeah, that's the first thing to go.
That's how we knew you were on some shit.
What do you mean?
Do you think your voice actually changed though?
No, no.
100%.
I didn't do steroids now.
Why he's all high now?
Be honest, bro.
I wish I did steroids.
I really wish I did.
Like you gave 40 pounds of muscle.
Yeah.
Look at me now.
Now he's cutting.
Now he's using cutting steroids.
He's off of it, clearly.
He's deflated super quick.
Nah, but he got in good shape.
That's different steroids.
Scott worked so hard.
He's got eyes.
Y'all gotta start my cycle, bro.
He does have eyes and they're not looking at his phone.
Sign up.
But yo, wasn't it convenient, though, that he did all that bulking while we were on the road and I had to pay for half of his fucking meals?
Wasn't that kind of convenient?
Yeah, he really stopped as soon as the tour ends.
Yeah, the tour finishes.
And then all of a sudden, it's like, oh, I have to do my cut.
He's like, no sugar now.
And that's the thing I ate the most.
Yeah, exactly, bro.
Non-stop.
That's genius, dog.
We're not in a recession.
I'm cutting.
You know what I mean?
If I can't get food, that's what it is.
Oh, yeah.
He's got to pretend where you're at.
That's actually very fiscally smart.
Yeah, exactly.
It's true, bro.
It's a fucking bull market.
I'm going to bulk up.
That's how it goes.
This is an economic weight loss strategy.
Yeah.
It's a bulk market.
This is actually smart.
I could do this.
I'd think as like a fucking weight loss program.
Okay, what about you, Arcash?
You liking bitches' pics or what?
No, like nothing, bro.
He was very quiet.
He was insanely quiet.
Come on, yo.
He was insanely crazy.
Take it on.
Hey, you ever like one by accident because you're low blood sugar and your thumb shakes?
Yeah, and you come on your phone.
No, no, I'm good about that.
How do you like that?
Do you ever check out like old work that you might have missed out on?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
What are we talking about?
What are we talking about?
I'm not good for everybody.
What are we talking?
I'm not supposed to do that.
No.
I got no old work.
I missed out on all of it.
Anytime I'm looking at somebody, that's work I missed out on.
That's worse than his.
Oh, that was actually a good rationale that he said right there that he never had any work, so it's all.
And they're all work I missed out on.
The whole world is missed on.
That was good.
Hey, the whole world is work I missed out on.
What about you, Al?
Son, I can't get none of these girls.
I would never want that.
Yeah, it was so self-deprecating.
I feel like you just slid out of it by hating yourself.
Would you ever be in the comments like Indian as fuck about it?
Show me Bulbin Vajeen.
Show me what?
Bulb and Vajin.
Oh, Badonna.
No, I just say Mary Madison.
And Bob and Vajeen.
Bob and Vajeen?
Boob and Vagina.
Boom is Bob and Bohr, bro.
That's how Indian said.
That was good.
Would you ever get down like that or not?
No, no, no.
You was never crazy in the comments?
Back in the day, we're talking about like single days.
Like, what would you say back in the day?
Back in the day.
To be cute, but just to let them know.
You know what I mean?
I think I kept it Indian and was just like, hey, let's get married.
You would just go straight up.
Let's go.
I would be so silly to be clear.
It's a joke or whatever.
Yeah, that would just be silly.
But you meant it, though.
Probably on some level.
You know what I mean?
Would you ever comment?
I'm a little bitch.
No, but you would never be.
You were just a marriage, though.
There was nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, yeah.
But you would never be like flirty.
You'd be like, look like fresh mud or anything like that.
Would you never do that?
No.
Son, I got to look at some of my worst things I commented on back in the day.
I probably had some bad shit that I thought was nice.
I'm sure it's all black.
Son, the way I abused the sunglasses emoji, bro.
I thought that was the coolest shit that ever existed, bro.
I would start the DM with the sunglasses, like when she hit it, just like that.
No, I was not joking.
This me and any girl's DM back in the day.
I got to make sure that my wife didn't get this one.
I was abusing this me.
You ready?
Just a blind mouse?
That's it.
Get the grip ready.
Yeah.
No, that was, if I didn't know what to say, I didn't know how to be clever.
I didn't know anything.
I was doing sunglasses.
They said some shit I don't even understand.
Sunglasses.
I remember a girl said something to me.
I thought it was like, I didn't know what she was saying.
So I just threw the sunglasses.
And then she's like, so are we going or not?
And it was like a restaurant, but I didn't know the name of the thing.
So I just threw sunglasses.
And she had to follow.
She had to follow up.
She's like, so should we go?
And I was like, let me Google this shit.
And I was like, oh, yeah, we can go.
We can definitely make it out to the bar.
Just fucking sunglasses, no matter what.
They didn't work, was it a spectrum?
If you just throw an emoji, it's like, doesn't mean shit.
Yeah, it's confusion.
I would just throw it the flex.
Wait, you would flex?
No, like the flex emoji.
Like the bicep one.
Yeah, that's it.
Like hello before another.
Like, I have muscles.
Like, that's how you start.
Not me.
I just threw it.
Was it a white emoji or a black emoji?
Oh, it was black.
But just because all my shits are black.
But yeah.
But if you sent the white emoji, that would have worked better.
That's even more confusing.
That's confusion.
What does a man know about?
What is even happening?
Also, make sure you know when the emojis change colors, bro.
Huh?
Because the emojis were all yellow, right?
For a while, yeah.
And then when did it change colors?
Years ago.
Okay, years.
I'm just making sure you're not snitching on yourself.
Come on.
Why?
I'm looking up something.
It was gold in the beginning.
No, maybe.
No, the worst shit is like, you'll be like, back in high school, I would like flirt with girls on fucking Instagram or like a Facebook Messenger.
We know you ain't a flirt with girls.
No, no, no.
You know, I was like, this guy's a flirt, bro.
He's got cathodic.
I'm an equal opportunity flirter.
I'll be at Apple Bee's girl's got hella flair on her little apron.
I'll flirt with her.
I don't even care.
I'll flirt with anyone.
But if I'm on fucking Instagram or Facebook Messenger and like I would flirt with some girl way back in the day and then five years goes by and then she'll send me like a DM like, hey, blah, blah, blah.
Like me and my boyfriend are in town.
We'd love to see a show.
And then I'm like, oh, cool.
And then I'll scroll up one and then.
I'll be the Riz.
Bro.
Oh, I get brutal.
It's brutal.
It's the worst.
What am I doing, bro?
I sometimes jerk off to my old rizzer.
This is crazy.
I was atrocious.
No.
He didn't have no Riz.
That's what my old Riz was crazy back in the day.
Now, it was some embarrassing ones when I was trying to be too intellectual and I hit girls with an opening line like logic or reason.
Oh my God.
Sounds like Miles opened a lot.
You would say some shit like that.
Don't lose that, Al.
Don't do that, Al.
You're a loser, Miles.
You do that.
Loser, Miles.
Logic and reason.
I'm literally getting hot in the outfit thinking about how dumb that was.
That's where he got that book.
I need that, but I need some help.
I got to put these on.
I'm so embarrassed.
No, but it works.
Stupid shit works on.
No, no, it wouldn't work.
No, logic.
Logic or reason.
Hole in the ground box.
Oh, no, no.
That worked.
No, he would just.
Hole in the ground with the box.
Fucking tell him.
Put the lotion on your skin.
What are you talking about, bro?
This is his fucking life.
No, no, there was a game in that book, The Game.
There was some like logic puzzle.
If there was a hole in the ground, would you be in the hole?
I would.
You know, this motherfucker a virgin, bro.
You ain't even done with the game.
But no, it was like some stupid logic game that was kind of fun.
The other one was this.
It was like, keep it in your head, right?
Pick a number between one and five.
Got it?
Three.
Oh, shit.
All right, now pick a number between one and ten.
Got it?
Seven.
Nope.
Oh, fuck it.
You did seven.
Okay.
So instead of, this is maybe how insecure I am, instead of being impressed by you, I'm like, man, I'm such a loser, dude.
I'm not predictable.
So it was just like, it's just a game.
Like, you pick a number between one and five.
Most people pick three.
And then when you go one through ten, you don't pick any of the numbers one through five because your brain just kind of picked them.
So you're and then if you get that right, it's just like, how the fuck did that happen?
It was just stupid stuff in this book that I did.
I just ran back three again.
She's not going to pick the same number.
Or you could just do logic or reason.
You got to look.
You almost had to give it up to us.
Should we try to rizz each other on the box?
Should we have a riz competition on the pot?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Mark, getting ready to fuck just in his seat.
All right, Mark, go, go.
Wait, wait.
Riz up, I gotta just go.
Damn, man.
I'm getting rid of him.
I'm good.
Okay, okay, go.
Hold on, try to rizz up, Al, like, by being, like, charming and like cute and like that gay shit you get.
Go, go, go.
I would probably, for Al, I would go a dove angle.
Trying To Rizz Each Other00:05:15
Okay, like, I'm sizing him up, and I'm looking, all of a sudden, like, I see the nails painted, so there's a guy that cares about his appearance or whatever.
So I pull up and be like, oh my gosh, I love your nails.
Where'd you get those done?
I got to guess something like that.
Oh, he got me.
Y'all are sluts, so much.
You and you are sluts.
No, I would be a slut.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I got a Jules.
That's that.
He's fucking tapping every goddamn picture.
Are you guessing my numbers?
Damn, that motherfucker in a guy.
Dude, that is true.
Oh, wow.
That's all it takes, huh?
So why guys are overthinking this shit?
No, it's not.
They do fucking whatever.
It's easy to fuck guys.
You're just realizing this?
Wait, what?
It's easy to fuck guys.
I wasn't giving girls pussy like that.
Maybe, maybe the girls with some logic.
I missed that.
No, no, but yeah, I guess it is easy to.
All right, we got to act like women a little bit more then.
Go.
Al, act like a girl.
They got some pussy you don't want to give up.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So you've got coming at me again.
You like it too much.
You like me to risk him, but now you should act like a girl who doesn't give it up easily.
Hey, go, go, go.
All right.
You fuck white guys?
Yo, Al, you a hoe, son.
It's so easy to get out.
Bro, Al, you are a total hoe.
I'm just joking.
I'm just joking.
I'm just talking.
It's good that women are funny.
It'll be over.
It'll be over to me.
God damn.
It's so easy to charm you, Al.
You think I'm not gay?
Because I would have fucked all y'all.
That's crazy.
I'll say, I want to hear Akasha's Riz.
You fuck Indian guys?
You don't really have a say in the matter.
Oh, God damn.
Jesus.
Fucking Christ.
Jesus.
Fucking Christ.
You said our parents are going to arrange our marriage.
That's not me.
Are you taking it?
Very good.
Very good.
Okay.
Damn, you're already rising us right now.
You got the sunglasses on.
Oh, Al, you want some Riz right now?
Hold on.
You want some Riz?
You want a side of Riz real quick?
All right.
All right.
Let me see what you got.
You like little kids?
Like a resident.
No, I'm a resident.
I know what you like.
You like a young, fresh, and green.
That's why I got you.
Jimmy got a graduation picture for you.
You're a man.
I just know what he you like someone with some shit on their calf.
Why does that like a man with some shit on his calf, Al?
Yo, you don't still kick him.
Yeah, I was a blur.
You know what I'm saying?
What are you doing right now?
You loosened up here right now.
Come on, bro.
Then you got to hit him with philosophy.
Okay.
Free thought or security.
What?
Freedom.
Socialism.
You got the worst riz out of the day.
Hold on, hold on, bro.
I'd rather get ripped by the girl.
I'm still talking, though.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on for two.
I'm just making an arranged marriage.
Y'all taking it the wrong way.
Wait, we did take it the same.
What does that say about us?
Y'all are rapists.
Okay, can I risk?
I don't know.
Taking it the wrong way.
That's what I got you.
Houston doing it.
No, can I riz Al real one-time real quick?
Okay, all right.
Ready?
This one.
Boom, boom, boom.
Okay.
Hey.
What's up, man?
I'm a woman, bro.
You don't believe in gender language.
Oh, yeah.
I don't believe in that, man.
I'm not down with that, bro.
I'm not down with that.
You can't say that.
Don't bring that to your real shit.
I would.
You're fuckable.
Son, if I was a girl, I'd fuck.
God damn, bro.
But you just got it, like, you just got to make you laugh.
That's what really it comes down to.
I was trying to go with the sexy angle, and it didn't work.
No, no, no, no.
I love laughing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about tickle?
What if I came tickle you?
No, I can control tickle.
That's a little rapey.
Say what?
That's a little rapey.
Nah, if it's just tickle.
I can control tickle.
What does that mean?
I can control laughing if I want to.
You do that.
No, I don't know.
For some reason, I can just turn it on.
So then why don't you always do that when people tickle it?
Sometimes it's fun to give in.
You're faking it.
Nah, sometimes it's fun to give in.
Like, I have to fight to not laugh.
What was I saying?
You got tickled.
You tried it on me one time.
Pause.
Did we talk about this?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
He spoke about this one time.
And then you tried tickling.
Look at that right armpit right now.
Why are you stitching on me right now?
I'm just saying.
That right armpit.
You know, time's on the road and shit.
Controlling Tickle00:15:18
Right, Now, I believe that he has no feeling there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, listen, guys.
Who's got the Supreme Riz, though?
I think I won this one.
Mark, I think you won, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
Or Akash did come with a banger, bro.
It was a banger.
Yeah, yeah, banging.
You know what's good?
You didn't even let Dove go.
Because Dove still got a lot of stuff.
That didn't get too serious.
They get too serious, bro.
It's over.
The point of the game is to see if you still got it.
Yeah.
Yeah, and we know Dove still got it.
Dove still sharp at all.
Doesn't riz dudes.
Dove's capable of rising.
That's what truffling is.
Yes.
Is there a difference?
Wait, he doesn't always riz dude.
Bang it in.
You saved him from bombing because you got hurt.
I mean, I'm not sure.
You let your ego get in the way of him doing that.
Dove figured out that all he has to do is mock whatever we say.
No, but that made it funny.
That's what I'm saying.
He figured this out.
It murdered.
That shit in Morocco.
Damn.
He just made fun of my laugh.
He's like, kill him.
What's funny is that it actually bugs you a little when he does it.
We were in Paris and like Dub did it and then walked away and everyone laughed and like two minutes went by and he was standing there by himself and he's like, Duff really has a good little mechanism.
That's exactly like that.
I swear to God, I don't know.
That's one day.
And I go, what'd you say, Andrew?
He goes, oh, nothing, nothing.
We're going to get to the bottom of that, Dub.
We're going to find a way around that.
Dub it.
King.
Can we?
No, no, I don't know if we can talk about it.
We're not allowed to talk about Dub's dating life anymore.
He gets really upset.
He was with a Jew in Agila.
Nagila Hubbard.
Nagila Hugh.
That's great, Dub.
Nagila, Hubba, Naguila, Hubba, Naguila.
But we're not going to talk about it.
But we're not going to talk about it because we're not allowed to talk about his dating life.
But it is true that he did hang out.
Bare minimum hung out.
I mean, you guys seem like y'all made that arrangement not to talk about it.
We didn't.
But they weren't there.
So it's not like anything they say is actually true.
There's nothing factual about what you say.
So you guys can't talk about it.
And we just have to.
Because it's all speculative.
Yeah, we just have to go allegedly.
So do we think he likes this girl or is this like just some foxies crushing?
Blue hairs.
Blue square.
Blue square.
Square.
Blue.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think he's excited about it, but he's so scared of committing that it's going to fuck things up.
You know what I mean?
No, Closer, closer, closer, close, closer.
You think it's a club girl?
It's Dove.
But she's Jewish.
That's not Duff.
She owns the club.
Okay.
Club owner.
Yeah.
No.
Not a club owner.
No.
Okay.
Is she Sephardic, you think, or a real Jew?
I don't know a difference between them.
Brown and white.
What?
Brown and white.
Brown and white.
Yeah, Dove.
If you were Jewish, you'd be Sephardic.
Dove is Dove.
Are you Sephardic?
Do you think anyone Ari was here for two hours at all?
No.
Checked out.
Completely.
He checked out at the Kobe Jews.
Wiped out years ago.
Okay.
Yeah.
White Jews, White Jews, Ashkenazi, and then Brown Jews Sephardic.
Sephardic Jew.
Not a real Jew.
Listen, we're not going to take too much time on this.
Point is, he did.
He is moving in the direction that he's going to...
No.
No, I'm just going to create a rule.
No, no talking.
Do you like this one?
That's all I want to know.
Do you like her?
Yeah, he likes her.
He's a nice girl.
She was nice, right?
You met her.
He's not allowed to talk about it.
He's not allowed to talk about.
Why would you ask him?
Why would you?
This is on you.
Oh, beautiful girl.
I'll be honest with you.
Beautiful girl.
Of course, it's Dove.
Are we allowed to talk about the different girl he didn't talk to?
Yeah.
Don't talk about it.
Oh, yeah.
We can talk.
No.
How?
We can't talk about girls who are dating, but we can talk about girls that are not dating like a giant that you had in London.
Like, be fucked.
That's not true.
No, no, y'all.
You're not.
You hate me.
Big foot?
That's not true.
She was not that fucking tall, dude.
She is not that fucking tall.
I thought that was a big Ben, bro.
That's her watch, Mark.
That was her watch, dude.
I thought the whole nigga was going over the building.
I thought it was a clock tower at the restaurant.
No, no, no, no.
Those are often confused.
But she was a very, you know, tall person.
And beautiful.
There's nothing wrong with it.
Why are we acting like we're upset about this person when we knew what time it was all night?
Like, why is that?
Like when she went dying o'clock.
And I said, God, she was doing something good.
She was trying to get Britney Griner out, bro.
She was trying to help.
She was helping out.
Why?
I'm not.
I don't.
Why are you looking at me?
I haven't partaken.
I haven't partooken.
I just laughed at her.
I didn't partake in this at all either.
This is all edited and cut out and also heightened and put out as a clip.
As a clip.
Definitely.
Are we talking about this?
But if she's done with a few of her kicks, I'll wear them.
We're the same size.
You can sleep on it.
Okay, be honest.
Her feet are bigger than you.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I was trying to.
I have to put a few lifts now.
Can we be serious, bro?
We're not.
Okay, can we not talk about it?
Let's not.
Dove?
About?
You tell me.
Can we talk about it or no?
He has to come down to the past.
About parents.
Yes.
Can we talk about the other girl?
Who was the other girl, the one that it didn't work with?
How do you know?
Can you tell about it?
No.
Mark?
Why can't you talk about it?
What's going on here?
I don't know.
You guys are entertainers.
Enter something to talk about?
Any jokes, clowns?
Can you just say?
Come on, clowns.
Who are you texting?
Andrew said, I'm not a Zillow or anybody, okay?
Were you looking at Al's blanks?
What were you doing?
I was looking at him.
I'm like, okay.
I'm back in.
Listen, listen.
I don't think that we should.
Well, listen, we cannot make fun of anybody that Dove has dated.
Of course not.
We're very excited that you're moving in the direction that you need to go.
Beautiful, smart girl.
We love that.
That's absolutely brilliant.
Okay, can we move on?
Let's be serious.
Guys, this is a news show.
This is a news show, bro.
No flavor news at night.
Flagrant news at night, okay?
I just want to say that there's been a lot of video that's come back from me trying to look cool as an adult at the after party.
Okay?
Yeah.
There's been a lot of video that's been posted.
And not only did Roddy Rich perform, but Kodak Black also performed.
They both performed multiple songs.
There's to this day no video of me even lip-syncing the N-word.
Wow.
Goat?
Goat?
Do you know lyrics to either one of their songs?
I mean, I'm sure that word pops up every once in a while, but like, you know, you can't only sing along to that word.
That's true, but there is that's very true.
I guess there is a video that I posted where I look so fucking dumb, it's unbelievable.
And it's when Kodak is rapping Super Gremlin, right?
Like right at me, looking at me rapping Super Gremlin.
And I actually know the words to Super Gremlin.
It's like one of my favorite songs.
Dude, really?
Yeah, we could play right now.
You don't want to play right now?
Oh, no, we can't because we're going to get it.
We can't, but we can do a cappella, though.
I'm not one of those.
I'm not one of those.
I need the words to know the words.
Well, yeah, that means you don't know the words.
Yeah.
You're a hater.
No, I'm just saying.
You're a hater.
That's what it is.
Yeah, if you just say the words slightly after you just heard them, then that's not known it.
Nah.
It sounded like y'all are jealous you didn't get to rap a Kodak.
Well, we could be superstars.
You didn't even get to rap a Kodak.
I rap a Kodak.
Okay, go ahead.
Share that story.
And I just went like this.
But that's what you do when you don't want to get caught saying some wild shit.
He was trying to set me up.
Well, we could be superstars.
We be rather wrecking cars.
Didn't know that was it.
What's the nigga's line?
There's that game that you just like you get a couple cars in and then you gotta go.
I mean that's the opening.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Well, no, but then you're gonna leave the lyrics.
To get me, get some couple lines.
There you go.
Then you're gonna look at the lyrics.
Then you're gonna know.
No, I gotta go.
You're faster now.
He's just gonna memorize the lyrics.
Okay.
Okay.
Say you my, I'm gonna be your killer.
Nobody gonna play with you when I'm with you.
I don't like the first one at all.
That's not, it's too many M-words in that one.
But since you know the lyrics.
I do know the lyrics perfectly when it's playing and I'm there.
What is this tension that's really?
Oh, you proved me wrong, guys.
Wow.
What a conspiracy.
Holy shit.
Wow.
What a ancient fucking history show on Netflix.
I don't know all the words to Kodak black.
Okay, guys.
You fucking did it.
Fuck you, Miles.
You made the claims.
Fuck you, Al.
Thank you.
You're cool.
Okay, do you know the fucking words?
No.
I know some of them.
All.
All, do you?
Do you know some of them?
Yo, yeah, yeah, don't steal dumb jokes.
Don't steal dumb jokes.
You got them shits with me.
You got them shit for me.
That's all I got.
No, no.
That's Dove's mechanism.
I said, fuck you guys for banging up on me, you sons of bitches.
Okay?
Oh, I didn't see this one.
Is that your angle?
You got me saying the fucking words.
You guys take your ones.
Shultz, when he gets in the club, he is a sassy.
Son, you are sassy.
Get me on there.
Get me on sassy on the TV.
Oh, shit.
You're the biggest loser, a.k.a.
Hold on.
Let me put it on there.
Son, you have so many sassy.
That's sassy, bro.
That song is sassy.
That's so sassy.
He was at Paris too long.
That shit was rubbing off.
I'm cutthroat Schultz.
So that was fun.
Mark, if you don't turn off this guy, I know where everything's falling apart.
Let me just fix it, bro.
Stop.
You got me so excited.
Let me see me, real.
I'm about to play you.
Look at you.
Mark, let me just look at the phone.
You know, you could just airplay from your phone.
You don't know how to use.
No, the whole thing, everything's.
I had to help this motherfucker make a goddamn Instagram post.
I know.
Everything's going bad.
Everything's going bad.
You're getting old.
I'm washed.
Son, we've been telling you.
You think you're young.
You're not.
I'm the first person to tell you I'm old.
I've been married since I was 23, bro.
I'm fucking washed.
Here we go.
Ready?
Mark, we bam ready.
And then we're going to show you some pictures of you.
You want to, can we?
Oh, yeah, let's punch with you.
That's what I want to do.
I told y'all I was a bird.
The neck is.
Hold on.
Like it's a birthday, bro.
Congratulations.
It's graduation.
Like it was a birthday.
This is cool.
Crazy.
I'm proud of that.
I'm from New York.
I'm proud of that.
I represent New York perfectly.
No, come on.
That's New York, son.
You got the phone up.
He's never been nowhere.
You mad at me videotaping while he videotaped.
Yeah, I'm videotaping.
We both videotaped it.
I videotaped a cool way, bro.
Nah.
All right, well, you want to play this game, Mark?
We can play this.
Oh, what are you going to do?
When you slide, bro.
Hit me with that one.
When I slide.
Hey, Son.
That's how sound is big.
Yes, Queen.
Yo, keep playing it, man.
No, no.
I think you zoom in again.
I'm still hitting lyrics.
And y'all thought I didn't know the song.
And then what happened?
Son, you sassy like a Peloton in Scripture.
This is crazy.
You proved us all wrong, bro.
Hold on.
He proved us wrong.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Mark, play this video of you.
Fuck you, son of a bitch.
Yo, are you going to get it up this episode?
He's dominating the fucking screen.
Don't let me get no screen.
I got technology on my side.
This is why we added the extra episode every week.
Hey, get it up.
Dude, I don't know if it's going to load, bro.
I'll be honest.
Hayton, bro.
It might not load, dude.
Tayton, bro.
I think the file might be corrupt.
Might be a dictator.
Is this throwing at him?
Hey, Chad.
Yeah, he had a video of me looking so cool and then getting cut it off when I started like a stupid.
It's from the jump.
The initial part of the video is one of my favorite parts.
Okay, just let it happen.
Miles, insert it, insert it.
Yeah, I got it.
Hey, Miles, I'm inserting it.
I'm getting it.
I'm getting it.
At least I know the fucking lyrics.
All right.
All right.
I need you.
I need full screen.
Zoom it in.
Okay, the first part of the video is actually what makes me laugh the most.
It feels like this is the coolest part of Mark's life, okay?
It might be.
It's the dap up, right?
Here we go.
There it is.
Hey.
What is it?
What is this?
What?
You eat a Chinese thing in a fucking store?
I was trying to walk us in the message in the club.
His body's not moving at all.
But there was an Asian girl I was trying to holler at, bro.
That's what I was doing.
He does this thing after dap up where he goes, oh yeah.
Just like tight quad on it.
So he's about to like pound his chest.
No, I don't know.
Balbin didn't do it.
But what?
He kisses.
He kisses.
That's fire.
That's fire.
Ready yo.
Yo, what's good, bro?
We're gonna see.
That shit is weird, dog.
What you gotta crush out of me?
That's my boy.
That's my boy, bro.
It's not Mark.
He also saw that pink hair.
He's like, ooh.
Try it.
At Beth.
Let's try it.
At Betty.
Yo, the hair flip is crazy.
That's instinctual.
That's it.
That's instinctual.
That's installed, bro.
Wow.
Do a hair flip, bro.
That's instinctual.
This shit, man.
He didn't even put his hand through his legs.
Y'all did parish too long, bro.
Dancing Like One Right Now00:08:06
That shit was rubbing off on you time.
He was sober for this.
You were sober?
Yeah.
Look at how long.
Oh, yeah.
I was harder.
I thought you were just drunk, and that's just drunk dancing.
That's how I wasn't laughing as hard.
Hey.
Hey, hey.
Look at everybody having fun around them.
Yeah, here he is.
You dapping up.
Who's the white dude you're dapping at?
That brother's J. Bob.
He's Mars.
He works with the Kiss Super.
He's a homie.
Oh, I thought that was Baldwin.
Okay.
But you could have ended the video there.
Why didn't you end the video there?
Did it look like the video?
It looks like he looks up, sees you at the camp on him, and then he's like, oh, let me look cool now.
I watched this shit so many times.
What is a cool guy supposed to do?
What's a cool guy supposed to do?
When I side.
Exactly.
Slide, bro.
You guys slide.
You slide like me.
Alex is wild.
What do you do, Al?
What are you doing?
You're just vibing.
Just everybody around you, do that.
Yo, play my shit.
Just look at everybody around you.
That's what you do.
Have fun, smile, dance with the music.
That guy's not even moving.
He's bobbing his head.
He's bobbed his head.
I think I've done this, and this is when you're ready to go home.
This is why you go home early.
I say you don't look like three hours.
I stay up another three hours, bro.
That's why you look like that.
You go home in a reasonable hour.
You're not going to be doing this because you don't want to be out late.
No, this was the interlude.
This is the in-between two of the greatest acts ever, okay?
Too good of a party.
It's too good of a party, bro.
You go back and you look like it happened so much.
Yeah, you look like you didn't.
This is the interlude, bro.
I just don't get too excited, yo?
I've been somewhere before.
You know what I mean?
Side by side is hilarious.
Oh, my God.
This is so funny.
I'm so proud.
I'm so proud.
You're in a rush to be washed.
That is hilarious.
I'm so proud.
Look at it.
But keep going on the song.
Maybe I say some wild shit.
Bro, Paris was a movie, bro.
You just put these two videos next to each other.
That is so.
Oh, bro.
When I slide.
Is this what Kodak got to rap for?
Isn't this why he started rapping?
Oh, God.
This made my guys like us would just hang out.
This made my just appreciate music with him.
Yo, man.
I mean.
This is how I express myself.
What's wrong with that?
I literally got stuck.
I thought I didn't have it, bro.
I still got it.
Look at you.
You got it.
Why didn't you say another thing?
I was just about to get up and I pulled my back a little bit and then I felt like it was best for me to sit here for a second until I get everything working.
You pull your back out?
I pull my back a little bit.
On the private chat.
Did you really?
That ass shit.
Wow.
Oh, just come on.
Just extended comfort.
Okay, listen, guys.
Can we get this back on the track?
Guys, come on.
Wow.
When I slide, man, I cannot wait to call Al.
So don't ran down.
Pull up pants down.
I'm so excited to go with Al, bro.
He was dancing when you came out that time in New Orleans.
He was the life of the party.
I was dancing.
Yeah, he guess it is.
He was the only white dude there.
They were surprised that he moved.
They were like, oh, they were just hyping him up and shit like that.
So he didn't know that he was dancing Barry.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
That's basically what it is.
Oh, shit.
You have some level of skill in things we think only black people can do.
No, no, no, but he didn't.
But they were just hyping him on him.
So he just like felt comfortable about it.
Oh, that was a great man.
The power of a black woman, bro.
Like, you're at the club and a black girl starts getting you going, bro.
Best cheerleader.
And we're back in, Miles.
Back on the daily news.
We're back in.
We're back.
Are we a new show?
Listen, we're a new show.
We got to at least have a conversation about things.
Yeah.
Have you heard about the news about the MMs?
What's happening with MMs, Miles?
Yo, I've heard the MMs.
You're dressed like one right now.
Look like brown Eminem, real cute.
God, real cute.
Damn it.
She just spun cycled.
Wait, did you just spin cycle me after you said the thing?
What joke does not a spin cycle make?
Okay?
You're right, you are SD.
But that was a fucking good joke, Miles.
I didn't see that coming at all.
Thank you.
I've been sitting on it for a while.
I get one a year, one a year.
Okay, go.
Jesus, Miles.
The MMs are getting rid of their mascots.
MMs are getting rid of their mascots.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
What's happening?
I've heard Mark fill the rest in.
What did you hear?
Oh, I heard that they are getting rid of their mascots because they're getting clowned.
The green one is too sexy and they don't want the controversy.
So they've called in Maya Rudolph, not Maya Rooney, Marooney, to speak and be the new mascot, which I think is a real shame.
Oh, wow.
And now she's in sneakers, not like sexy boots no more.
But they still got rid of her.
Wait, what?
She was still too hot.
Yeah, they made her less hot.
And then she was still too hot.
These conservatives kept jerking off on their MMs.
The real problem.
I was one of them.
So that's funny.
I thought they were just getting rid of all these characters together and just having Maya Rudolph.
Yeah, well, Miles.
Miles did call her a mascot and not a spokesperson.
So I think that's a little bit crazy.
I was like, oh, okay.
They just got to use like a human now.
No, she's a person.
She's going to be a spokesperson.
It's going to be Maya Rudolph and MM's commercials, I think.
She's not going to be like voicing.
Those are gone.
But then what about the MM store in Tire Square?
I don't know if it's still there, but what would they do?
Yeah, like if they get it.
Miles, can you check to see if you have any other stories that will destroy retention as well?
Yeah, yeah, I got some really fun ones.
No, no, no.
This is a title story.
I was like, yeah.
No.
Eminem's got to stay.
MM's got to stay.
Yeah, they're going to play that commercial we love.
What are they going to do for the Super Bowl, Miles?
Dude, I have no idea.
What about the Christmas commercial?
The one I love the most.
They're a great commercial.
Fantastic.
They are real.
What the fuck?
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do, bro?
They are real.
They do exist.
They do exist.
He does exist.
He does it to us.
Yeah, yeah.
That was a good episode.
That was a good commercial.
That actually was a good one.
Fantastic.
You've had great commercials for like 30 years.
They are fantastic.
Yeah.
Yo, conservatives are big on canceling, it seems.
Oh, did the conservatives cancel this?
They were the ones that kept saying she was too hot.
And like, why'd you make her more of a spokesperson than the males?
This is feminism gone wrong or whatever the fuck.
What is that that she was called?
They made her less sexy.
Don't remember she used to have like stilettos or whatever.
That's Tucker Carlson's big, remember his big rant?
She's too sexy.
His quote is: Eminem's will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is a deeply unappealing and totally androgynous until the moment you wouldn't have a drink with them.
That's the goal.
Yeah.
Yo, what's happening, bro?
Are there no more problems?
Yeah, nah.
Did we run out of problems?
Or a news cycle, bro?
Like, who cares about the fucking Eminem?
Is Tucker Carlson doing entire pieces on the fucking Eminem's?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he got tired of talking about the red wave on the balls, the red light on the balls.
We already made the documentary about it, so, you know, how did that do?
Did it like get nominated for it?
Oscar.
I don't think.
I don't know if it's in this Oscar cycle.
I think next year I'll get it.
Okay, listen, we have to move to another topic immediately.
I just, like, seriously, like, right now, we have to move to another topic, but it has to be one suggested by Miles.
It cannot be a topic that is not suggested by Miles.
Miles, Miles, and don't be on Google.
Speak from your heart.
Yeah.
Not from the topic list.
Don't forget something.
Okay.
Yeah.
What do you care about?
Talk about fucking figuring them or some shit.
Like, just, did you paint the new Millennium Falcon over the weekends?
I got a great new book.
Talk to me.
Talking About A Twenty Three Year Old00:10:46
Do you remember last year we spoke about a story of a woman who is stuck in a body that is younger?
Oh, I knew that you had something.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You fucking has something.
This is awesome.
Yeah.
This is awesome.
I love this.
This story is, I can't believe you started with Eminem's.
This story.
I had a joke.
I had a joke.
Fucking awesome.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
The story was just a joke for your outfit.
It was all big setups.
Understood.
Okay.
It worked.
It was a good joke.
Okay.
This story right here.
Oh, my God.
Miles, please, please say it.
Because I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Last year we talked about a lot.
Last year we talked about a woman who is 23, I think.
She might have been 22 at the time, and she is stuck in what some would say is the body of an eight-year-old.
Have you seen an eight-year-old?
Yeah, we talked about this like a year ago when the documentary came out or whatever.
And she, we spoke about this and we had some hot takes at the time.
And one of the hot takes might have been about her dating and like what's the controversy on that?
What's the, what's it about?
And now she apparently has a boyfriend who is 23.
23 years old.
23.
Of full male body also.
Full male body looks like a dude shredded.
20 year old man.
Oh, 26.
She's 23.
Yeah.
Oh, she's 23?
Look at that right there.
Hey, yo.
No, nah.
Hey, yo.
Nah.
You at the restaurant, you see them talking, holding hands, kiss.
What do you do?
You got to snuff that guy, right?
You got to.
I applaud this.
Well, you can kiss your kids.
Because if you're a pedophile, this is not illegal.
Wait, does he's a pedophile?
Does he win clearly?
He's a pedophile, clearly, but he's not having sex with children.
Oh, okay.
So, like, this is like a methadone.
You know what I mean?
He found an outlet for his affliction.
Yeah.
And if he's not a pedophile, he's a fucking asshole for taking up the spot.
Yeah, true.
Like, think about that.
But think how many kids are safer because this guy is with a grown, not grown person.
Yeah.
I mean, or just an absolute psychopath.
He is, but he's finding the healthiest way to be that.
Yeah, he is.
I'll give you that.
But what is her option?
Is she supposed to be alone for the rest of her life, bro?
She doesn't fuck kids.
What?
She can fuck kids.
She can't?
Tell me I'm wrong.
You're wrong.
You're wrong.
You see her with a 10-year-old?
You're wrong.
No, no, no.
You got to choose one.
Wait a minute.
You got to choose one.
I can't have both.
Wait a minute.
It can't be wrong if she dates a grown-up man.
It can't be wrong if she dates a grown-up man and then also wrong if she dates a younger person.
Can I throw a thing at you?
Oh, fuck.
I wasn't prepared.
Okay, go ahead.
It's not wrong for her to date the man.
It's wrong for the man to date her because that means he's into- Let me just get the whole thing out.
But if he, because he's into things that look eight years old, she's 23 in her mind.
She's supposed to be in to motherfuckers that are old.
So she's not doing anything wrong.
He's doing something wrong.
If she's dating other kids, that means she's also into youngins.
But if we make it disgusting for any grown man to date her, what is she to do?
She just dies alone forever because we as a society shame the man who's finding a healthy outlet for his pig memental illness.
Pygmy.
What's that?
I don't know what that means.
Go to Congo.
Date a pig me.
Pygmy's not wrong.
That's her only option.
I mean, she got options.
She could pass that bitch like Stockton.
This is a lyric from Jack Harlow.
No, but I need to hit my nose.
When Uzi does it, it's whack.
When I do it, I mean, whatever.
Yeah.
No, I'm saying, pig me.
The pygmies are these small people that are in the jungle in Congo.
But do they look young?
If she dates a small person.
The mini meat.
Can the mini-me dude, the one that was in Austin Powers?
He's dead.
R.I.P. Oh.
Yeah.
I think you understand the question that's being asked.
Come on, let him cook, bro.
He was trying to step all over his ass.
It was good.
I didn't know.
I thought it was pretty good.
That was cute.
I didn't know.
But we all know.
You know where we're saying.
We don't have to name specific names.
A little person.
Any little person, random.
Yeah.
30 years old, single.
Yeah.
Dates this girl.
Is he wrong?
No.
So it's okay as long as you're not, you know, over five feet or whatever.
What do you think?
Because you're saying it's wrong for this guy.
Yeah, it's still weird, even if it's a little person.
Yeah, it's weird if it's a little person.
She looks like a child.
What if it's Hasbullah?
Hasbullah looks like a child as well.
Boom.
Done.
You have to get someone who also has the child disease.
Yes.
That's the only people she has.
Child disease could do it.
Yeah.
That's fair.
Otherwise, they're just going to get crazy looks and you're going to have to explain to every single person, yo, she's actually 23.
And no one would really believe that.
Like, the thing that she should do is she's already started it, but she should be covered with fucking tattoos.
Like, sleeved up, like, the whole thing.
And then people will be like, ooh, maybe she's a little person or something.
Because eight-year-olds usually don't got full sleeves.
God.
That's actually.
That's honestly a good ass idea.
And she's begun it already.
I imagine that's like part of it.
But that's crazy.
What's wrong with all you regular size bitches that can't find a man, bro?
God damn.
Well, this guy's a piece, too.
Step it up.
Yeah, this guy's a piece.
This is Alex Smith.
So far, I'm Googling around.
I don't know if it's confirmed, confirmed that they're dating, dating.
I mean, that in and of itself is a lot right there.
Like, you don't even take a picture with that.
Apparently, I think he might be like producing her show or something like that.
So, like, but it's like rumored that they're dating.
Wow.
So, yeah, I mean, that's a lot for him.
Yeah.
But how you think it is, though?
I don't even.
Never mind.
How you think?
All right.
What do you mean?
How do you think?
What is what?
Yeah, I think.
No, but I don't care, but like.
What do you think?
You weird.
No, weird.
You just got to throw it off.
See what the group does.
No, You thinking about the grip.
No.
No, no.
You was thinking about the girl.
She's paddleboarding.
No.
Nah, you was thinking about the hard work.
You're hard for her to be.
No, how does she paddleboard?
She's getting a reach of pervert.
Why don't they just go on the same paddleboard?
It's probably easier for everyone.
That's wild.
Yo, it is really peculiar.
You would be thinking about her grip.
He's got a way for her after he's paddleboarding.
How do you even talk?
Because he's going to paddleboard on a regular speech.
He's going to go so much slower, bro.
Hell yeah, yeah.
And he got spun himself.
No, he didn't.
He's still talking about paddleboarding.
We talk about you talking about the grip.
I'm never talking about the grip.
You would definitely talk about it.
Why are you bringing it up?
Why are you even bringing that up?
I didn't say it, but I bet it looked like a thimble.
I'm just saying.
I've used that shit in Monopoly.
What do you use what Monopoly?
Did you use the Solon piece in Monopoly?
Oh, yeah, I haven't done that.
That's it.
Okay.
That is what?
Yeah, I didn't.
What you were talking about?
I'm not talking about it.
A 23-year-old.
We talking about a 23-year-old.
I didn't say nothing.
We're talking about a 23-year-old, bro.
You know what is uncomfortable when you try and get in that little mother.
23 years old, full 23-year-old, bro.
Come on, bro.
He is smiling, bro.
Micro?
Oh, paddleboarding the whole time.
Nah, you was not.
You was talking about different.
You were talking about something very different right now.
Hey, yo!
No.
She got attacked.
Does have tests.
You know what she's doing.
But, Mark, stop it, bro.
You look to see how big the mouth gets.
Yo, yo.
New shit.
New shit.
No, You would try to look at how big that 23-year-old mouth is.
You're being weird, bro.
Stop looking at it.
Stop looking through pictures.
This is weird.
Watch.
This is for me.
I said paddleboarding.
He just brought it up.
Everyone else made it weird.
He's just looking for somebody for her to tag another one so that he could go into that.
She's playing.
No, I'm not.
He's like, do you have any other low-looking bitch?
How old is she?
23, bro.
She's getting drunk.
Is she getting fucked up, bro?
No, come on.
You was thinking about the grip.
Mark is like 23 in him.
Yo.
What's wrong, bro?
Just can you be honest?
You were thinking about the grip.
No, I was not.
I don't think sexually with this.
Like, I'm like, okay, maybe a date.
Go home, watch Cocomelo.
I'm not thinking in a weird way with this.
She's a human.
You're going home with her after the date.
Well, if I'm babysitting, I don't know.
First thought is going home.
He really thought about taking her.
He thought about his marriage.
He thought about the exact Netflix and chill he would queue up.
Ain't that crazy?
What do you mean?
You was going to watch kiddie stuff with a 23-year-old girl?
She's not a kid, bro.
She's 23 years old.
You think about the grip.
So why are you guys all being weird when you're talking about the girl?
So why are you trying to make her a kid?
Make her watch Cocomelon.
You're not.
Live out your fancy.
That's a good show.
Leave me.
God.
A thimble, really?
A thimble?
I don't think it's a thimble, but.
Son, yeah, niggas.
What?
Why?
Wait, Why is that so crazy?
Son, that's crazy, bro.
But what is so crazy about it?
What are you thinking about it?
What do you think it looks like?
Just you don't think it doesn't think it's a little penne alaba on her parents?
Oh my God.
Nah, come on, son.
It's crazy.
Stop it.
Why are you fucking out before you get fucking hard?
You fucking goofy.
You get no boner talking about that little 23-year-old, eight-year-old.
You need to stop getting it.
Is it weird to talk about Hezbollah?
Can you talk about Hasbula?
Talk about Hezbollah.
I've been thinking about him fucking.
Who even said that?
We're not talking about fucking.
We're talking about his little pigtail of a dick.
That little curse screw he got.
That's all, folks.
Come on, yo.
That's what he says.
Come on.
You need it.
Yo.
Come on, man.
Switch.
23.
What's the next one?
23.
Hey, you think it's weird to talk about that 23-year-old human?
Why did Miles bring it up?
That's my question.
Why would he even smoke that mama?
Don't do that.
Come on, Miles.
Why were you thinking about it?
Yeah, Miles.
What do you think about her?
I thought it was an interesting topic that we talked about once before, and I thought I'd bring it back up.
You were talking about crate training her.
You say you want to have her in your house.
Fuck you.
No.
He did, bro.
He's like, I think I could crate train her in about two to three months if I had her in my house.
He said that.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I said, you live in Brooklyn Heights.
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Damn.
The last place you see.
Don't do that.
Damn, Miles.
Yeah, so don't do that.
That was very inappropriate.
Duh.
What do you think about why, bud?
What do you think about the girl?
Oh, sorry.
I was looking at what?
At emails.
What are you guys talking about?
What do you mean?
What are we talking about?
That little rascal we had on your house.
What do you mean?
She catches a little alpha alpha operating.
Okay.
Okay, listen, Miles.
You've been killing it so far.
I'm just killing it.
From your heart in our career.
One more thing.
From your heart.
From your heart.
Okay.
You had a 28-year-old.
The ages change every time.
A 20 and an eight-year-old.
You told her a story about that.
That's crazy.
Okay.
But you killed it, and it was very entertaining.
That was great.
I have so much confidence in you to run that shit back.
You had 10 minutes to think about stuff.
Yeah.
All right.
Famous, famous author, J.K. Rowling has a video game coming out.
That's true.
And right now, the gaming industry, notoriously level-headed, is very upset about it.
And they don't know what to do.
Do they buy the game and play a game that looks unbelievably fun and incredible while supporting someone who hates trans people, allegedly?
Or do they separate the art from the artist?
Now, what is the game about?
It's an open world like your Harry Potter or a character similar.
It's a GTA, but you get to kill trans people.
Oh, I thought.
Yep.
That sounds like a joke, but I literally read about it.
And apparently it is open world GTA, but you go around sewing back on dicks to all the people that got the surgery.
Is that what it is about?
Yeah, there's a new spell she just came out.
Give him a wand.
And it feels transphobic to do that.
Why?
Because they don't want their dicks.
They got rid of it.
What if you do it for a girl that wants to be a boy?
Well, then it's fine.
Born biologic, then you're doing her a favor.
That's trans, that's pro-trans.
But he doesn't, she's not a very pro-trans.
What is the real game, Miles?
The real game is open world, like GTA.
Do you walk around the grounds of Hogwarts and do it?
It's a Harry Potter game, literally.
Phenomenal.
It's far.
Yeah, it's unbelievable, and it looks cool.
Like, everyone's really excited for it.
Yeah, it will definitely go through.
And it's going to make so much money.
I'm surprised they haven't made a Harry Potter game.
Yeah, made them before, but none minutes.
It's like some level of detail most legit one.
Yeah, you can get to go to all the places.
You can see the ministry of magic.
My wife is going to buy this game.
Yeah.
100%.
Do you even have a gaming system?
We got one right here.
Oh, that's mine.
Yeah, that's it.
No, that's coming back.
What do you mean?
What's yours?
It's mine.
What's mine is yours.
That's not true.
I'm not going to take a little Xbox every once on this.
Come on, bro.
That's my Xbox.
I don't think I'm going to take a little Xbox.
Watch, ask for his watch.
Oh, yeah, come borrow your watch.
What?
I can borrow your watch, right?
It's mine is yours.
It's mine is mine.
You said what's mine is yours.
What's mine is yours is mine.
And then you say you said what's mine is yours.
So you still said you're mine.
You love the watch.
Yeah, it was mine.
It's mine is mine.
I'm serious.
What's mine is yours, what's mine is mine.
So none of you want to wear the watch?
Yeah.
What is mine?
What's yours is mine.
That's what he meant to say.
Yeah, I meant to say that too.
All right.
Do you want to wear the watch?
I would love to, yeah.
Fine.
Tell me a date.
I mean, tomorrow?
I'm wearing it.
Okay, the next day?
Wearing it?
Any point of February.
Black History Month.
What does that have to do with me?
Am I going to let a fucking white guy wear my watch in Black History Month?
Okay, I don't have it in February.
What's yours is yours?
What's mine is mine out.
You don't have an Xbox.
Damn.
But what I'm trying to tell you.
Do you want to wear it tonight?
Yeah.
Okay.
Because you're not going to wear it at most.
You're a fucking Xbox month.
Okay.
I'll buy my own goddamn fucking Xbox.
Who's actually upset?
No one.
Gamers don't care.
No one's saying all the transformations.
Gamers say the N-word all the time, bro.
Yeah.
Can you walk around calling them mutant?
What is it called?
What?
What do you call them?
Mutant.
No, you don't call trans people mutant.
Not trans people, motherfucker.
Who?
Indian?
Hats.
Wizards.
It's the M-word for us.
Yeah, I know what it is.
You don't call me an M-word?
No.
How dare you, L.
But y'all are the most mutated.
Like, if there is a person that has another thing on it, it's usually you guys.
Gamers Say The N Word All The Time00:02:54
I don't think that's that bad.
Y'all still got that tree person?
Dude, you think Groot was Indian?
There is a fucking Groot.
There is an Indian, but there was a fucking Groot.
Yes.
Like, motherfuckers had to throw trees.
He was turning into a hole.
Hands and tree trees.
That's fire.
He hit Ron Weasley's car in the game.
You remember that?
Oh, that's kind of cool.
That's crazy.
That really wasn't.
Is that dude still alive?
Because that shit was crazy.
Yeah, it was wild.
It was crazy.
What about the dude whose arm has just been up for 25 years?
Weirdo.
What's up with that?
And he got it like this.
He got like, he going like this.
He like at a concert.
This guy loves rocking, bro.
He loves drawing rocks.
Dude, he did it.
Yeah.
How does the culture of your feel about that?
I don't think we care about it.
Okay.
When there's 1.4 billion, it's just like there's always some fucking weird shit.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, I don't know.
It's a numbers game, you're right.
It doesn't matter.
Okay.
Trina.
I mean.
That is crazy.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
It's kind of cool, actually.
Like, yeah, I got the wildest stuff.
That's fire, though.
At least you can tell how old he is.
That's sick.
Because he should have sued fucking Marvel.
Marvel?
For group?
Oh, shit.
I mean, dude.
Bangladeshi guy.
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
Oh, he's Bangladeshi.
I mean, what a fucking weird.
Imagine fingering a girl with that thing.
Well, she's like vegetarian, maybe she likes it.
Yeah.
I don't know how that works.
You got to use that to your advantage, though.
You come to America.
I think you can make that work.
Yeah, my man with Gabriel.
This is how Last of Us.
That's how that shit started.
Did you guys watch the second episode, yeah?
I did.
I did.
You're not into it?
You?
I think I'm not going to be into this show.
Because I feel like it's just going to be suspense, suspense, suspense until the last moment where they have an interaction with some zombies every episode.
Can I make a suggestion?
Yeah.
Give it through episode four.
Okay.
I think that I think that we're still kind of working out what the show is going to be.
But did you feel that way about episode two?
I liked episode two better, actually.
Episode two was great because there was so much fucking tension and shit.
But at the same time, I was like, okay, we need to get to the place where like the real stories begin.
Like, we haven't even, we just began his character arc, if you notice, right?
Like the wife or the girl lady is basically going, hey, do this for you.
It's your chance at redemption.
So now we know this is what he's going to do.
He can make up for the fact that his daughter died or whatever the fuck.
And I just feel like we start to get into the reality.
Because how many more times can they play what they just played?
Which was scenario where they're zombies and then they made it out.
You can't do that over and over again.
You're going to have to get into social dynamics.
And I think that will be interesting.
I'm going to give it a chance.
I'll definitely watch the whole season, but because it's like everything about it is great.
Like it's shot phenomenal.
It's like all the special effects of fucking zombies.
And the scene in Indonesia is like that shit is great.
No, the zombies, the way they're, the thing, the way they're designed as zombies is like brilliant.
I thought the scene in Indonesia was really fucking good.
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Great.
Because it was, it looked so good and was so authentic and everybody, there was no like, it didn't feel like an American trying to film a thing in Indonesia.
It just felt like a slice of what would happen if this was in Indonesia.
And then her solution, that little monologue she gives at the end.
Bomb it.
Yeah.
Bomb them.
Yeah.
So then she goes, can I go please spend time with my family?
It's like she knows you got to kill us.
You're going to bomb me too.
I just want to be with my family.
Yeah.
I watched the first five minutes of the episode in complete silence because I thought it was like a choice made by the producers.
Like Wally?
Literally?
Yes.
And my wife was like, I think the volume's down.
I'm like, no, no, no, no, this is like a choice for suspense.
They're speaking fucking Indonesian or whatever.
And then five minutes.
Five minutes, my wife is going, this fucking idiot.
Five minutes.
And then I go, all right, let me take this shit.
I just turned the volume.
It was on mute for the first five minutes.
But for the first few minutes, it felt like it was like, woo, it's a good choice.
But when the HBO shit came out, it was like, when the preview was silent, like, hey, here's another show that we're promoting.
And that was quiet.
That's a stronger choice.
That's an even stronger choice.
Think about how strong that choice is.
But I think the show will be good.
I think we give it a couple more episodes.
And I think this is something.
Is there anything else, boys?
So this is a video that went viral.
I got 14 million views in the last three days.
Did you see this, Arkash?
Yeah.
It's an interesting video.
Okay, this show is basically like this is a female gym influencer talking about getting harassed at the gym.
I hate this.
Makes me so uncomfortable.
Feral, feral, feral, feral, like fucking feral.
Five pounds.
Excuse me?
You don't have to do that.
It's okay.
No, no, it's okay.
I got it.
Thank you, though.
See what I mean?
All right, here we go.
I just want to share my perspective on this video.
If you guys want to watch the full thing, you can go over to her page.
Yo, Mark, I just want to let you know you'll never look like that guy.
That's what I look like, bro.
No matter how hard you do.
That's literally what I look like.
That's what I look like.
That's what he really wanted to do in this video.
He wanted to be like, oh, Mark, that guy looked like you.
That button.
That's literally what I look like, dude.
No, son.
No.
Look.
That's me.
Look.
That's literally, like, come on, bro.
Is this part important?
No, this is not.
He just criticizes her.
Him weighing in.
So she's basically saying this guy in the corner of the gym is being a creep and he keeps staring at her.
And then he goes to try to help her put the 45-pound dumbbell on.
And she is just like, she has a big caption.
Like, this is why I don't want kids because men are awful or whatever the fuck she says.
And then this guy criticizes her and being like, he's staring at you using machines that he might need.
And then he goes to help you, like a nice person, because putting a 45-pound, I wouldn't really know, but a 45-pound weight on a barbell is not fucking easy off the ground.
So I'm trying to help.
He's trying to help you out.
Why are you basically, the internet is trashing this girl?
Oh, they are.
They're trashing.
I've seen a lot of these types of videos, though, where like Shorty's complain about that treatment at the gym.
This is like another one that went viral.
Yeah, this is the one I saw.
Did you see this one?
Like, if anyone didn't see, we complaining about it, but I'm going to stop for myself.
You can't do that.
I'll watch this contact.
and revoke my membership.
Do you need something?
Okay, I thought so.
What a bitch.
Keep it pushing.
If you're getting rude, you can leave.
Nobody's going to sleep.
If you're getting rude, then you can leave.
That means what?
I can go out of police and have you trespass right now.
Would you like that?
Go ahead.
Okay, cool.
Go ahead, let them know.
That's what we're doing.
So right now, I'm just going to take this stuff and hit up front.
And when I stand up for myself.
So this is another one that's super viral, kind of the same vibe.
People are weighing in basically saying, like, is this mistreatment?
Are women being unfairly harassed at the gym, etc.
Okay, this is what I think is going on.
This is what I think is going on.
Do women get hit on at the gym all the fucking time?
Is it annoying?
Absolutely.
I'm sure.
I think that making a video of how you're getting hit on at the gym became trendy.
And these girls are hopping on a trend with something that doesn't really justify harassment.
But this is not like a unique thing that they experience.
And they're like, let me just put this up to show what my life is like.
It's literally them going, I could get some clout because this is the new thing to show how annoying guys are at the gym.
It's like the, and this is a horrible comparison, but like the Aziza and Sari Me Too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like trends to me too.
So then everybody hops on the fucking.
That's not a bad parallel, actually.
And I also, I haven't seen the ones of people being on, I've only seen these two now.
Yeah.
Where people are like, that's not, what are you fucking talking about?
Yeah.
And it almost seems like the internet is coming back.
Remember when that street harassment video came out like 10 years ago?
Where the girls walking around the city getting harassed by men?
90% of it was men just saying hi.
Yeah.
Which I guess is trying to hit on you, maybe.
There's a difference between like inconvenience and harassment.
And that was, sorry, I'll interrupt you, go, go.
I guess just the movement of dissenting voices at the time felt much scarier.
Like there was no movement to be like, bitch, people are saying hi.
Get over yourself.
And then that voice has gotten louder over the past 10 years.
And now when you try to do these, they're like roaring at you.
Like, who the fuck are you?
Yeah.
Nobody's hitting you.
I'm sure you get hit on.
This ain't the time.
Stop shaming this guy, making him a pervert, et cetera, et cetera.
Yeah.
I kind of think there's a difference between the first video and the second video.
Like the second video, the girl seems like intentionally aggressive, like looking to pick a fight and looking to like seem like a hero by making a moment with this guy.
And I'm sure that she's been like harassed in the gym before.
I'm sure she's been hit on and super annoying.
Like I don't discount that at all.
And I think it happens all the time to a ton of women in the gym, no question.
The first girl though, part of me seems like there's like a, I don't know, she seems like legitimately more scared.
She seems scared.
And I'm like, I almost feel like there's something more sad about it.
Like not to fucking bring the mood down, but like she seems like someone that's like been traumatized in the past and like has had bad experiences with guys and then is like acting out of like fear and like a trauma response and then it's making that trauma response onto a situation that might not do that.
Exactly.
And then making a video just glued into her own little world being like, this is definitely what this was because she's traumatized and then didn't realize it.
And now she's getting killed on the internet.
So I'm like, I almost feel bad for her where I'm like, I don't even think she knew what she was doing.
I mean, obviously she's making content around it to be like, look at what a pervert this guy is, expecting everyone to validate her because she's living in her own little world because of the trauma she went through.
It's my assessment for the fucking concept.
Maybe it's both though.
Like maybe both of them have experienced like horrible shit with dudes to have that idea about them in the first place.
Because when you first see a guy at the gym and your first assessment of that person is that they're trying to do something that is maybe not only objectifying you, but like potentially putting you in a dangerous situation, you went through some fucked up shit with dudes.
Yeah, of course.
Like that.
So maybe the other girl reacted way more aggressive.
And that just might be the way she responds.
Yeah, man.
Exactly.
Where this one responds more out of fear.
Maybe.
But there has to be like a trigger point for both of them because this is irrational behavior.
That's the way I look at it.
I'm like, no normal person, even a girl that gets hit on all the time at the gym isn't like, oh, I'm scared.
You're standing near me.
Get away from me.
Like that seems like irrational behavior due to some type of like.
Maybe I gotta watch the first one back because I didn't really pick up on the fact that she was scared.
I kind of saw like she was just like, oh, I know he's gonna talk to me or I know he's gonna try to talk to me.
I know he's gonna try to talk to me.
And so then when he finally does, she was just really quick to just like, no, no, no, I'm not gonna accept any help because if I accept help, then it opens the door for you trying to talk to me.
And that's the way I'm assuming that that happened in the past and then something horrible happened.
Oh, or like, or she just doesn't want attention when she's totally.
But maybe like it happened and then like a dude, she was nice to a guy and then he started pressing her and then stalking her and then being like, yo, why the fuck did you be nice to me if you're not going to give me some pussy?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
So like, usually, I think what you're basically trying to say is there was like a horrible experience that's created this irrational behavior from both of them.
But they're not acting like normal human beings.
Like this is not how you should behave.
Yeah.
Or not how you should feel in these moments.
Yeah.
I just wish all men knew like don't hit on girls in the gym.
Like they've been complaining about this shit forever.
It's like when you're in the gym, you're focused on bettering yourself.
You're in a vulnerable position.
Sometimes it's like I'm trying to lift weights.
I kind of have less clothes than I usually have on and shit like that.
Just don't do it.
I agree.
I never do it.
I never, well, I still don't know.
No, no, but I never did it because like I don't like the idea of like hitting on someone in a place where they can't exactly leave when they want to.
You know, it just feels like if they're, I've seen dudes hit on shorties on a treadmill.
And it's like, she's running, bro.
Like, she got two miles.
Can you imagine hitting on a girl that's doing that fucking squat thing?
I can't get up without pushing all the, like, I'm in a super vulnerable position.
Yeah.
Like you're spotting her and you want to go on a date?
If you hit on the girl at the mall, you don't have to go to the house.
You don't have to go to the mall every three times a week to make your health better.
Even if you go to Whole Foods, you go at different times of the day or whatever.
It's funny, though, because you hear some girls, you know, looking at all these fucking workout accounts and shit.
You hear some girls say, I don't mind if somebody hits on me at the gym if I give them the tell first.
So what a lot of these girls would be like, if I stare at him a bunch of times and he knows exactly.
But it's interesting that a lot of girls who are like real like gym workout people, that's like they're basically part-time job.
They're spending a lot of their free time at the gym.
That's where they're going to meet people.
And she's going to be attracted to the good-looking guy at the gym because that's what she's doing.
She also values the same shit she values.
And they're joining that gym, like how it was a gym bro culture.
Like girls that do care about their body like this have been more into that free weight section of the gym when we were growing up.
That's what we women at when we were growing up there.
So a guy's excuse would be like, I would do this with other dudes as well.
We're helping.
We're spotting.
We're doing this and that.
But then, yeah.
Also, if it's a screen, just don't do it.
Yeah, but well, here's the thing.
Don't do it.
But if it's your gym, you're going to see this person over and over again.
Eventually, you're going to talk to that person in an organic way.
That's fair.
It's just going to happen in the same way if you play basketball at the same court.
You're going to end up talking to people.
Learn to not be a creep.
How about that?
Say what?
Don't be creepy.
Exactly.
But meathead dudes are.
Loki, I also think something happens to you at the gym.
Like you got fucking testosterone.
Like, there's a reason why I think guys do it so much at the gym is I think something happens to a guy's brain.
Well, you're just feeling good about yourself.
I think you feel good about yourself.
You feel sexual.
Like you look good.
Yeah, testosterone is just pumping.
Testosterone is Z-sex hormone.
You took some pre-workout.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're jacked.
It literally says jacked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I also think the reaction is so strong because as much as not as much, but women will get hit on when they don't want to.
I think most guys have been in a position where a girl like thinks we're trying to hit on them and we're not.
You're like, yeah, I'm just being nice.
And then that is like...
First video was.
Yeah.
And then I think guys get super upset because it's like, yo, and you're just questioning my intentions as if they're dishonorable, like that.
Then we get real like triggered.
And then this is like a video where like, you know, anybody that's operating in a manosphere sees this and they're like, see, see how these bitches are?
Instead of looking at it in the way Mark was saying earlier, where it's like, yo, maybe both these girls had a fucking horrible, like maybe violent experience.
Maybe I don't know.
I also don't want to put that on every girl.
It doesn't like anything.
Maybe.
It's just me.
But what we're basically saying is this is irrational behavior.
In the same way you see some like Karen on the street isn't representative of every single fucking girl out there.
It's that's irrational behavior.
There's a difference between irrational behavior.
Most girls will watch this and be like, okay, it's annoying getting hit on, but these girls are fucking crazy.
Right.
But when this justifies your fears about women, this is the first video you're going to pop up like, see?
Yeah.
I told you this is how they act.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So look stronger at the gym, ladies.
If you don't want no spots, no help, look stronger.
Get on that TRT.
Get on them peptides.
I just don't even talk to anyone at the gym.
Actually, I'll talk to you guys that I know.
Yo, these outfits that girls wear at the gym are fucking retarded.
Let's also talk about that.
That shit is fucking stupid, bro.
And I understand it's like the gym selfies.
You want to post it and that kind of shit like that.
But like, it's ridiculous.
Speak for yourself.
It's fucking ridiculous.
Like, yeah.
You don't think it's ridiculous?
I don't know the outfits.
I do think it's funny when girls go like full hair and makeup to the gym.
Like to me, I'm like, all right.
No, no, I mean, if that's what you want to do, that's cool.
But then I'm kind of like, really?
The huge trend, Nakash, is that in like just a normal pair of like bicycle shorts, just like some booty shorts, they actually will cause, will stitch the back seam so it pinches in so it actually makes you look like a bubble ass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The TikTok leggings, yeah.
Once they have a lot of patterns on it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's stupid.
Yeah, I don't mind a decent ambiance at the gym.
Until you end up in a fucking video, I didn't like I said this guy staring at me.
Don't talk to the girl.
Yeah, but then you're just a clear staring.
No, I don't stare.
You can look without that girl.
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The guy glanced over five times.
You're going to be glancing at that badass five times.
I'll wear sunglasses.
You're not a photographic man.
I'll just wear sunglasses on a squat machine like Stevie Wonders looking at ass.
I'll be struggling because I go to group classes and shit like that.
So I'll be struggling.
All the classes I've been fucking hard.
You ever did solid core?
Oh shit.
You do hot yoga too, don't you?
Yeah.
There's no mirror there, though.
But solid core, that shit is hard as fuck.
You ever did that?
No.
It's like just Pilates on steroids.
You're hard or it's hard.
Yeah.
Great, guys.
I'm just curious, bro.
I want to know how it is.
Damn.
Nah, yes, you have.
Yes, you have.
Don't leave me out there alone.
I've done Pilates.
No, you've done solid core.
You told me about it.
No.
Pilates.
I've done Pilates.
For former Pilates is insane.
I've never done solid core, bro.
No.
We can talk.
Skinny mark.
Guys, we're going to end the podcast right now.
Yeah, before we get to that.
Unless there is one more story that we have to discuss.
I mean, there's a couple of things.
You know, Drake was at the Apollo.
Some guy fell off the balcony.
That was fire.
Shout out to the GOAT, Drake.
Charlamagne's laughing.
Yeah, yeah.
What'd he say?
Because Dre, what did he say?
He's like, oh, well, his fans are young owls.
No, they think they're owls.
Oh, they think they're owls.
That's funny.
It's funny.
Kevin Gay is jealous of his brother's 18-inch penis.
Young Miami likes to get a pencil.
I saw another video of a kid.
Do you see the video of the kid and the grown-ass man where the kid is like in this grown-ass man's face?
You saw that earlier.
No, what?
Oh, okay, okay.
I got you.
Hold on, guys.
The guy like beats the shit out of him, kind of.
He like grabs him by the neck and just throws him on the ground.
Let me see if I can find it.
Why is that worth talking about?
Because this guy's doing it like a 13-year-old kid, and the 13-year-old kid's kind of like punching him and shit like that.
But then this grown man grabs him by the throat, walks him, and then just throws him on the ground and then goes back inside.
And people are like, this kid is either mentally ill and he's going to come back and shoot this place up, or he deserved the ass beating, or you're a piece of shit.
You still don't hate a kid.
Once again, why are we talking about?
I thought it was kind of an interesting debate.
We could really find a lot of fun in that one.
Or the two Asian dudes that fucking shot up the.
We found fun in this girl.
You know what I mean?
Hey, why are you talking about old shit?
You're such a woman.
No.
Oh, I just remembered your opener.
I thought that was funny.
Thank you.
Okay, okay.
What was the story you said?
It was Young Miami getting peed on.
You saw the video?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kevin Gay's jealous of his brother's 18-inch penis.
There was one more Drake concert.
Oh, concert.
Yeah.
Or Krishan and Blueface.
That's crazy.
Krishan, Blueface.
I think it's sad that we're consuming it and watching it in real time.
This shit reminds me of Whitney and Bobby.
It's like we're watching this train wreck and we know it's going to end bad.
And like all we just keep doing is promoting it, sharing it, and indulging.
Like it's really.
It's hard to look the other way, man.
It's like every day gets a little bit crazier.
But it's like she hits verbal and physical abuse and we're just consuming it as entertainment.
That shit is crazy.
And now there's a pregnancy.
It just keeps getting elevated and elevated and elevated.
It's very hard to look away.
I'll be honest.
It's like, I know that by watching these videos, I'm in some way contributing to this.
But at the same time, it's a car wreck.
You see a car crash on the side of the fucking highway.
You're going to look at it.
You're going to look at it.
And yeah, it's tragic.
Somebody close to both of them steps in and like, they have to separate.
At the beginning of it, I thought it was all orchestrated.
I thought so too.
It just felt surreal.
They just started that reality show, and I thought they were hamming shit up for the reality show.
But are they making money from the beef in some way?
They're monetizing the reality show.
I think he is a Patreon that he does his like a bad girl's club, but for him.
So I'm like, any person that is able to break it up is probably getting money from it.
So I'm like, they don't have any incentive to break it off.
Like anyone with the authority over them to be like, yo, reel it in.
And I wonder if they can tell the difference because they're getting so much clout from it.
They're getting talked about so much.
And if you're in entertainment, it's very hard to, you know, disassociate.
You know, it's very hard to just even distinguish between content and just positive reward.
You know, like when you're making music and then people like it, that's awesome.
But then you start doing these other things and then you're getting tons of views.
And it's like, okay, I'm getting that feeling that I always liked when people are talking about me.
Also, people just do that in relationships.
Like, I don't know what their childhood or like what their upbringing was like.
But like if your parents were unstable and now your girl is like going crazy and like trying to hit you and shit, then you're just like, oh, that's proof that she loves me.
Yeah.
And so like, that's all you know.
Yeah.
If that's the case, I don't know what his upbringing was like, but like then you might not even know anything's wrong.
So people are like, hey, why do I need to step in if there's no problem and we're making money off it?
It's also, I do think as a dude, there's, you're like, yo, you worry that your girl is hitting you, dog?
Like, I think there's some level of like, come on, bro.
Stop being a bitch.
Yeah.
Nah, she'd be fucked up.
She'd be like, it's just not just a hit.
I'm not saying what's logical or what most people would say, but there's a voice, there's a contingent of people who would be like, yo, you upset about a girl hitting you?
It's a girl.
Oh, yeah.
And then as a guy, you need to, you don't need that much of that to be like, all right, I guess I can't be a pussy.
That rings loud for a guy.
Other guys being like, yo, you pussy.
Yeah.
A thousand people could be like, you're not.
But if 10 are like, you are, you're like, fuck, dude.
I got to prove those 10 wrong.
Good point.
Sad.
Sad.
I hope somebody splits them up before one of them is no longer here.
You think it's like that?
Yeah.
I think it's.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, I think it's from each other or I think it's a combination of drug use and the physical assault is going to escalate.
Yeah, I think it's getting worse and worse.
I didn't know.
They'd be fighting, fighting.
The old Krishan video, maybe you showed me when she was like a track and field, like collegiate.
She used to be.
Yeah, it's got to be drugs.
Has to be.
Nothing else explains like the appearance of what's how it's transformed.
Yo, speaking of which, did you see young thug gets slipped a perk while in prison or while in the courtroom?
Do you think he got set up with that?
No.
There's no way.
I think his friend co-defendant is just that big of an idiot.
I mean, like, insane.
They know he's suffering.
Like, he's going through withdrawal.
So.
Oh.
But how long does withdrawal last?
I mean, he's probably still getting it.
Yeah.
At the end of the day, he's still young at that.
And he's probably in holding in some like, yeah, like jail or something.
It's so easy to get drugs in there.
They're all doing drugs if you want it.
But if anyone didn't see the video, this is basically it.
So co-defendant pulls up.
They're like taking a recess or a break in the courtroom.
And it's just so obvious.
Like, here you go.
Bailiff walks up and just like, what are you doing?
Yeah, I know.
Like, I don't get why he thought that was going to fly.
Gets immediately caught.
He goes and grabs the other guy.
And then.
Yo, is this young thug's fault?
I think you can only punish the co-defendant here because there's no proof that young thug asked for the perk.
He just gave a five to his boy and his boy put something in his hand.
That's what his lawyer said immediately after.
Yeah.
Oh, he didn't ask for this.
He thought he was just saying hello or some shit.
Yeah, he doesn't do drugs.
He didn't even know what he gave him.
So I don't think it's going to necessarily reflect on him, but his codefendant is going to get screwed.
Well, let me ask you this.
Maybe this is a dumb question.
If your whole, if people accuse you of being like the head of a gang and you're like, no, I'm not, and then a guy walks up to you and hands you drugs as like the boss, doesn't that in some way it's circumstantial, but am I, am I not looking on as a juror like that motherfucker's the head of a gang.
Maybe I think you can get out of that.
Like, how many people do perks that aren't the head of a gang?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And also like how many people in jail are doing some form of drugs.
No, it's not about doing the drugs.
It's about the guy walking up to you in court and handing it to you.
Like, I mean, that's where I'm like, that's some ball shit.
You could be friends and not be.
Yeah.
I understand what Akar's saying.
Like, that's the type of power that you could make somebody do something that's stupid.
And that would happen.
And that's the kind of, yeah, if you're that powerful, someone would, that risky is the best word.
I think someone would take that risk of like, I'm going to slide him.
I'll curry favor with him.
I'll get in on his good side, whatever.
To me, I'd start looking at him like, you might be the head of a gang.
Yeah.
Because no friend is doing that for another friend.
I don't think anybody at this point also disputes whether he is the head of a gang, right?
Like, that's what they've been, they've been claiming it in music for fucking ever.
So it's like, I understand you can't use the music to prove it, but I'm not, I don't think there's any issue whether he's the head of the gang.
I think now it's like, are you going to hit them with the Rico or are you going to say that he actually called the shots and then the people died?
Right?
Because I think the Rico, you could hit him, but it's not going to be as long as actual murder.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's not looking good for Thug.
It ain't, right?
Is he about to take the whole thing for everybody?
I wonder what, I don't get what their defense is because it's like it, he still hasn't spoken out to say whether or not he's okay with all the other people taking a plea.
So it's like until he speaks out, like we don't know whether or not like he wants this to happen or not.
Like he might just be taking the whole thing.
What if they said this to him?
What if they said, yo, you're going to get the same time no matter what?
I'm going to give a hypothetical.
You tell me if it's ridiculous.
What if they said, look, you're going to get the same time no matter what?
Whether Gunna and the other guys are involved in this case or not, if you are found guilty, you're going to get the same time.
If these guys plea out, the way that their pleas are structured is they're not going to use their testimony against you.
They're not going to be brought back in to testify.
Nothing.
They're just pleaing out, I think is the case, right?
Yeah.
I believe it's something like that.
Took a plea, but part of the plea agreement was that they had to admit that they were a part of the gang and they were involved in some nefarious activities.
Right.
So.
But nothing involving Thug.
No.
Okay.
So what if the dude is like, look, all these guys, you can't get off.
Nobody's offering you a plea.
You're the fucking OG.
Like, there's no offer for you.
Every one of your boys has an offer.
And it doesn't really hurt you if they take that offer.
It doesn't change your chances.
What you can do is get all your people off and it doesn't incriminate you in any way or any more than you're already incriminated.
And you still have the same 50-50 chance of beating this or 70-30 chance of being this, et cetera.
What if him as an OG just goes, tell them motherfuckers to get off?
That could be the case.
But he can't say that now because then the prosecutors will look at it like, oh, word?
Okay, now we're going to throw the buck at you.
That could be it.
Because it is weird that he hasn't said anything and he knows that his silence is hurting Gunner right now.
Yeah, by him staying silent, like everybody's debating whether Gunnar's a snitch or not.
Exactly.
And they're leaning heavily toward the issue.
100%.
People aren't following him, the whole thing.
Because what he did is snitching.
It's snitching.
It's exactly snitching.
But if he's basically told like, yo, you got a 70-30 chance, like 70% guilty, 30% not guilty.
And it's just like, and that's not going to change if these motherfuckers get out.
And your time ain't going to change if these motherfuckers get out.
They get out.
They can hold down your family.
They could do XYZ.
I just wonder.
And if that 30, if he gets out, if he gets off from this, if the 30 works out for whatever fucking reason, and then he gets out, like he is the OG of OG.
That's why I feel like you took care of all your boys and you get to say, nah, they were going to ride with me.
And I said, no, go out there and hit the streets.
This is the responsibility of being the fucking OG, the capo, or not the capo, the don or whatever it is.
Then all them are street qualified again because they just did what the top dog told them to do.
The crew is the biggest crew in fucking rap because they beat the charges.
Maybe he's looking at almost on some like, I got to roll the dice and then I'm the top dog.
Because if they get off on this, who's bigger?
And rap on some street shit.
Does him, does gunner snitching not affect him at all?
If he's told to snitch by thug, I don't think it is.
And thug comes out and says, we told him to do it.
And it was how we played the case.
And so what, and everybody, of course, no one really knows all the details, but there were certain things that he said during the plea where it was just like, oh, were you in the car with young Thug while this, this, this crime happened?
And he said, yes.
So people are like, hey, you're snitching on Thug.
But then I heard that they can't use anything said in the plea agreement.
They can't force those people to testify for anything that was said in the plea agreement.
So even if they call Gunner to the stand for Thug's trial, he can just plead the fifth because he'd be incriminating himself if he admits everything.
So if they all just plead the fifth, then I don't know what case the prosecution has except the stuff that they have, like hard evidence on.
But I don't get why the DA is just like giving everyone plea deals to not try to like, normally, if you give someone a plea deal, you're trying to use them to get someone.
That's what I don't understand too.
So I don't get why the DA isn't like, it would look so good for them to say, hey, we got all these gangsters off the street, all these criminals.
These guys are killing people, selling drugs, and we got all of them off the street.
They can still say that, look, all of these people admitted that this was a gang.
And that's the basis of the Rico.
It's like, hey, he's the head of it.
All these people confirm that this is a gang.
So that's all my privilege.
But if you're the mayor of it, then that's still whatever.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
This is stitching.
Right.
But like, as long as if that's all they want is for them to corroborate that it's a gang, even if they take the plea deal, they're still fucking gunner or still fucking thug over because they're saying it's a gang.
That would be a pretty generous plea offer, I think is what he's saying, right?
Yeah.
That'd be a very generous plea deal.
Like if you're Atlanta and everybody gets off, it's so fucking embarrassing for you.
No, no, no, no.
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They're not getting off.
When you take a plea, that's a win for the prosecution.
Right, because they don't have to put the resources in the game.
They just don't have to.
But how long?
What are they getting?
Are they getting jail time, parole?
I think parole for a long time.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's like, it's still, that's a win in the prosecution's eye.
Yeah, that's an important thing, how you look at it.
You've got admission of guilt.
Yeah.
And you didn't have to go through an expensive trial.
So like the city or the state saves money and they get to look at their record and be like, see, we got all these thugs to go snitch on their boy.
Yeah, I guess I was looking court of public opinion.
I would think.
I think court of public opinion, you're right.
I don't think it looks like they just got off.
It looks like Atlanta is like fucking madness.
That's what Hack was kind of saying here is the crime is up everywhere.
And the easy target is the guys that are saying they commit crime on record.
So let's just go after them.
But if they get off, now you're still looking at Atlanta like, you know, Atlantic, crime's gone up, and those guys are back on the street.
DA can't prosecute nobody.
You just can't look at it that way because one, they're not getting off.
Two, now they're on probation.
So they're going to be on their best behavior.
If I'm the mayor, I'm not looking at it.
I'm putting pressure on, and I don't know if this makes any difference.
I'm putting pressure on for you to be, lock these motherfuckers up.
I'm not thinking about what you think is a win.
I'm thinking about what gets me re-elected and what makes Atlanta look better in the eyes of the country.
So I'm not trying to let all these guys off because, oh, they admitted it's a gang.
The gang is free.
So what the fuck are we going to do about it?
But then if they have to do all these cases individually, your job isn't, sorry to interrupt you, but your job isn't motivated by what makes Atlanta look better in the country.
Your job is motivated by conviction rate.
So at the end of the day, it's just like, oh, we got these people to admit guilt.
Now I get four more checkboxes over here.
And then when I go for reelection or I have to go in front of the mayor and say, look what my percentages are.
I got 80% there.
You don't care what LA does.
You care about that.
You brought down this criminal argument.
So sorry.
That's what you do.
Last piece of pushback is I'm not super dug into this position.
I'm playing devil's advocate more so.
But if I'm voting for a DA, I'm going to go off my opinion and what the public opinion is as opposed to conviction record, right?
DA's elected, right?
I thought DA is appointed by the mayor.
No, no, no.
I think it's elected.
If it's elected, then I'm not voting for the government.
DA is elected.
Yeah, DA is elected.
George Soros is ruining our country.
Sorry.
So that's a very good point, too.
It's elected.
And even the mayor also, even if the mayor appointed you and I'm the mayor, I'd be like, well, lock these motherfuckers up because I don't care what your conviction rate is.
If we look foolish, if you make us look foolish, I'm replacing you.
Great point, too.
But it's just, think about it.
If they have to try all these cases, then we're going to be waiting years before you get convictions.
And now it's like, look, you locked all these people up, not a single conviction yet because we're waiting.
Like, Doug's trial probably won't be done until my suspicion is that Gunna, there wasn't much evidence to really pin Gunna to anything real.
That's what I think.
I think I think substantial.
Yeah, I think he was like around, and I'm sure a bunch of the other music guys were like around.
You can fuck with their heads and be like, yo, we know what we got on you.
We got everything.
And your boy's going to snitch.
Yeah.
That's the real shit.
Yeah.
But maybe they were tight enough to know that nobody was going to fucking snitch.
That's the thing.
Luckily, they still had money.
So they got decent lawyers.
And I'm pretty sure all the lawyers are in coaches.
Yeah, I guess.
Maybe.
I mean, we're going to see what happens.
It seems like some DAs are elected and some are appointed.
Thank You For Listening00:00:37
I don't know.
I don't have time to figure that out.
Guys, this has been an episode of Flagrant.
Yeah.
Very fun episode.
I think so.
I'm really happy that we did this episode.
It feels like we hit a nice little rhythm.
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My heart feels full.
Full?
Full.
Nice.
Your eyes, full hearts can't lose.
Definitely cannot.
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