Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Crashing Fashion Week, Alec Baldwin in Jail, and Steven Crowder vs Daily Wire

Jan. 24, 2023 - Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh

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Schulz Reacts: Crashing Fashion Week, Alec Baldwin in Jail, and Steven Crowder vs Daily Wire

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Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh reflect on Paris Fashion Week, contrasting Kid Super's inclusive Louis Vuitton show with traditional exclusivity while discussing China's economic control. They analyze Alec Baldwin's involuntary manslaughter charges following a shooting incident, critique his emotional intelligence, and debate Steven Crowder's contract dispute with the Daily Wire. The episode concludes with NFL betting predictions for the Eagles versus Bengals, an analysis of kicker psychology, and reactions to viral police brutality footage before signing off. [Automatically generated summary]
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Elite Fashion Week Vibes 00:04:08
	What's up, everybody?
	And welcome to Flagrant Cut That Music Mark.
	We just got back from Paris Fashion Week, Men's Fashion Week.
	Yo, we're different now, man.
	We're part of the elites.
	We're part of a select group of individuals that dictate culture, dictate society, dictate the most important thing that exists in this universe, and that is the clothing that we wear.
	It feels good.
	Come on, bro.
	It feels good to be on top.
	Yeah, the power feels good, man.
	Who are you wearing?
	There's some Zara.
	Yeah, listen, I'm all about highs and lows.
	What is that Italian?
	The highs and lows is really how you do it.
	So like the Zara might seem low.
	Let's talk about Jordan ones, only highs and lows.
	Exactly.
	No moves.
	Look at that.
	Pfizer does.
	Come on.
	The Pfizer 3s right there.
	You know what I mean?
	Shout out to healthcare.
	That's what you needed at Burning May, Akash.
	Real talk.
	I would have been fine if I was just more fashionable.
	But we're different.
	What I'm trying to say is we're different now.
	And we're not the same guys we used to be.
	We've experienced the fine life.
	I love Paris, matter of fact.
	There he is.
	Like, I literally changed my mind about Paris.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	After being in Paris.
	And being on top.
	That's the difference?
	Yeah, bro.
	When did you not like Paris?
	When I went with my wife.
	And listen, I don't think it has anything to do with that.
	I don't think it has anything.
	Why didn't you just say two months ago when I was there?
	It has nothing to do with the fact that I went with my wife the first time.
	And listen, I didn't shit the bed this time.
	Oh, that was in Paris.
	That was in Paris.
	Oh, wow.
	Exactly.
	Think about that.
	Now who really made me shit the bed?
	Think about that.
	Whose fault was it really?
	What's the common denominator?
	I shit the bed.
	She's with me.
	Right?
	I don't shit the bed.
	And we just went and we just were on top of the world.
	So, Paris Fashion Week, absolutely successful.
	We'll go back to Paris again.
	Turns out great global city.
	Great global city.
	This is what it is.
	It's really just the fact that the waiters were like kind of polite.
	That was literally the only thing that made him like it.
	Why, why, why?
	Like, oh, my God.
	We're talking, and like, there's just two people.
	Like, Andrew's talking to someone across the table, and then the waitress is about to grab something and then goes, I'm so sorry.
	Do you mind if I grab something?
	And then she reaches in and then grabs it.
	And Andrew just stops the combo and goes, I just love it.
	I just listen to him.
	I just, just the respect that these people give me.
	Not having to tip at the end is what he loves.
	Listen, listen, that was, that's actually, I don't even get to do that anymore because Dove is so concerned how people will view me.
	So he's like, you have to over-tip if you want, because people are going to think that you're a bad person, blah, blah, blah.
	No, the explanation is whatever we have to tip, you tip double so that they're not talking about you as a tipper.
	You don't even be a great tipper.
	Just don't be a bad tipper.
	Let me say this.
	First of all, I tip more than all of you.
	You do.
	Okay?
	Second of all, second of all.
	They both have a much more expensive meal.
	That's what he means.
	He means gross dollars.
	Yeah, whatever.
	When we go to a restaurant in New York, we go to a restaurant down the street in New York, and we're in the middle of a conversation, a heated conversation, and then some fucking giant lurch woman walks up.
	We haven't even eaten the food and just goes, hi, do you like the food?
	Do you guys enjoy anything?
	What a bitch.
	This is, bro.
	What a f ⁇ .
	You took the words out my mouth.
	You took the words out my mouth.
	I'm in a heated conversation.
	Back up, bitch.
	Maybe she tried to mediate, bro.
	No.
	You don't mediate nothing.
	The fact that you're even making arguments for this shows me you're a sucker.
	See you know what I mean?
	And in Paris, listen, Parisians just get it, dude.
	Parisians just get it, dude.
	Listen, listen, in Paris, in Paris, you guys obviously wouldn't know but I would know Perry.
	Okay, you're having a conversation with him.
	The waiter walks up, notices that you're having a conversation, and then just goes, oh, I don't want to interrupt him, walks away.
	That deserves a tip.
	He'll let you be the prisoner of a moment.
	He'll just let you be the best.
	That's all I am.
	First of all, if I'm the prisoner of a moment.
	Exactly.
	Good.
Parisian Waiter Etiquette 00:11:48
	Good.
	And then you'd be complaining about it.
	And they're not working.
	Where's the prison?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's what you're there for.
	Where's the?
	That's what you're there for.
	Where's the?
	Where's the menu?
	Where's the water?
	Et cetera.
	You, you, motherfucker, once said, you, motherfucker, once said, I don't feel like tipping if my water gets to zero in the glass.
	You go, if my water gets to zero in the glass, I'm not going to give you a tip.
	Crazy rule.
	Yeah.
	We're not in India with slaves.
	Okay.
	These are normal fucking people.
	But that's when I was poor and I had to find reasons not to tip people.
	There you go.
	That's an honest moment.
	I'm not going to disagree with you.
	I have arbitrary rules.
	Yo, 1,000%.
	So I used to hate good service because I'm like, I got to tip this motherfucking rule.
	But if they gave me one slightly rude thing, I was like, fuck yeah, let's go.
	Bro.
	If they mess up your order, it's the best day in the world.
	Yo, I was so happy.
	You're bringing flies from home and dropping it.
	And they weren't like apologetic about it.
	I was like, that's.
	Let's see, you really want this exchange.
	Apologetic.
	That's a very objective measure.
	Yeah, that's fine.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's a very measurable thing.
	Yeah, if my meal's not free, you're not apologetic.
	I will be honest, after going to the fashion week, and I need you to fact check on this, but like, as a comedian, we should be trashing fashion because these are people who take themselves really seriously and look absolutely ridiculous.
	Correct.
	Okay.
	But, and we spoke about this, I think it was on Patreon, but everybody falls in line.
	Yes.
	Everybody, and so I understand the ego that comes with fashion because everybody falls in line.
	When they're invited, they go.
	Sasha Baron Cohen did a whole movie called Bruno where he's just fucking trashing the fashion industry.
	I guarantee somebody look it up right now that he went to the Met Gal after he was invited.
	Yes.
	Had to have.
	Had to have.
	Let's just see if he actually went.
	So it's like everybody falls in line.
	The rappers, everybody falls in line, right?
	Like you could be the realest, most thugged out, whatever.
	If this brand wants you to dress up as a dandelion and walk down the fucking red carpet, you're going to do it.
	Yeah.
	So of course they're going to have these egos because nobody refutes it.
	Everybody falls in line.
	And why do they fall in line?
	Fashion is the easiest way to gain status without doing anything.
	Right?
	Or to be ostracized for not doing it.
	Oh, well, well, let's look at what fashion does first.
	And then like, then we'll look at what happens if you don't do it.
	Because when you put on, when you have a nice pair of sneakers or a specific jacket, whatever it is, you can get immediate status and respect within a certain group.
	You're wearing like some fucking Diors and you walk into like a random store.
	People go, oh shit.
	Like, are those the Jordan 1 deal?
	Oh, wow.
	Okay.
	Immediate status.
	You put on a fucking suit.
	Like, there's a reason why when you go to court, they make you put on a suit.
	Mate, you should look like you don't commit crimes.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Do you know like immediate fucking status without doing anything?
	In order to be respected for how diesel you are, you got to work out for a while.
	Yeah, dog.
	You can't just put on the muscle shirt.
	Close.
	You can put on clothes to hide the fact that you don't work out.
	100%.
	And you get just as much acceptance.
	Yeah.
	I feel fashion is as popular as it is just because it's the easiest way to show self-expression.
	Easiest way.
	You don't have to like really create something.
	You just like, hey, how do I feel?
	How do I want to present myself?
	And now you just show the world.
	That's true.
	Because even if you don't really want to express yourself with your clothes, that's what you express with your clothes.
	Exactly.
	Yes, but you are doing it within the confines of the things that have been created for the most part.
	So for example, like, and I think that's what's kind of brilliant about, like, we basically all decide as a society, we have to wear clothes now.
	Not everybody in the world.
	There's some cultures that don't wear clothes, but most of us do.
	And then we decide that these clothes also can be united with status.
	So now all I have to do is buy in and then I have status.
	I remember like even being like a young person when like Prada came out with the sneakers that had the red little strip that came back on the heel.
	Were you old enough to remember those?
	And just that little red thing on the heel was like immediate status for a teenager.
	You're like, oh shit, that guy's kind of balling.
	That guy's got money, this, that, the other.
	You're paying $300 for status every single day amongst your peer group.
	And it's like, of course, they're going to have an ego when everybody fucking buys in.
	You know, it was one of the reasons why I couldn't trash it.
	And we were talking about this on Patreon, but now we got the open app.
	It's like, I couldn't trash Fashion Week and then want to look good in Fashion Week.
	I did want to have a cool outfit.
	I did want to look good.
	I didn't want to go to maybe try hard what we're doing now.
	That's kind of what we're ridiculing.
	But I still felt this need to like, I guess on some level, like be accepted.
	Yeah.
	Look cool.
	Yeah.
	So I'm part of that system too.
	I think you can kind of do both though.
	I think you can point out like the really crazy stuff or like stuff that you don't like, but still also like looking good and wearing cool stuff.
	That's what I always said.
	But at the same time, the really crazy stuff.
	Go, go, wait.
	Why are you saying no?
	You can't do that because like you're just like, because we're also trying to fit in.
	Exactly.
	That's how those guys think they fit in.
	They fit in amongst their peer group, which is, hey, we're going to express ourselves in the wildest way, et cetera.
	Maybe almost in the way that like we say some wild jokes.
	Exactly.
	It's like, oh, fuck.
	That's their wild joke.
	That's their flavor.
	But you can look at someone saying wild jokes and be like, oh, I don't like that comedian, but I like this guy that's more like family friends.
	We're all hypocrites.
	You can do it.
	I guess what I'm saying is on some level, we're all conforming.
	You could just be like, oh, that's not for me, but you can't really knock it and say like, oh, that's ridiculous.
	If you also try to fit in.
	You can't.
	I mean, listen.
	I feel like I could look at someone wearing something stupid and be like, oh, that guy looks stupid on the runway.
	That's a stupid outfit.
	That's just not your favorite thing.
	What else?
	That's my flavor.
	Yeah, of course.
	But you call opinions stupid all the time.
	Go, I mean, it's just not your flavor, but to someone within their circle, they look fly as fuck.
	Yeah, but I think that circle is stupid.
	Let me just say that.
	You call other people's opinions stupid all the time.
	Like, why is that crazy?
	You can.
	There's no question.
	You can, right?
	Just like we all can criticize slave labor while also having cell phones.
	Life is hypocrisy.
	Every one of us is a conundrum.
	I just felt inauthentic slamming it while still feeling like I wanted to fit in.
	And I imagine those guys that are going wild are also trying to fit in and get acceptance.
	And maybe they want to be on like the vogue street wear or whatever.
	It's just stand out to be exalted and declared.
	But is it, it is stand out, right?
	It's stand out, but like to be accepted within their peers.
	Yeah, of course.
	I don't think you can, I think what Mark is saying is you don't judge the idea as a whole, but you can judge the subsect, the way we judge the subset of people that's like, I want to do flagrant jokes, but they're not going to be funny.
	I'm just going to say the most offensive thing, and then we're going to laugh at the fact that it's offensive.
	And we're like, that's not really what we're trying to do.
	Be funny.
	And I think Mark is saying the really crazy fashion guys seem kind of like that, where it's like, yo, you're just being ridiculous for the sake of being ridiculous.
	And I can mock that while still saying, hey, it's cool to express yourself and all that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We're not saying you can't mock it.
	We're just saying that they could also go, hey, you want acceptance from this thing too.
	Yeah.
	100%.
	You might just want a different level of it.
	You might want the Louis Vuitton to like you or Dior to like you, but you know what we want?
	We want Rick Owens or whoever that guy is.
	But there's somebody that you want approval from.
	And we just want different approvals.
	And when I zoomed out and I saw that, I was like, yo, do you be ridiculous?
	I'm still going to clown you if the shit look like a flashlight or whatever the fuck.
	But at the same time, I know what you're doing and I'm also subscribing to it.
	So if you said some shit about me, I couldn't get defensive.
	Yeah, it's hypocritical to be like, fashion is stupid, but then still try to conform to fashion.
	But it's not crazy to be like, I like this little subset of fashion, but I think this thing is stupid.
	Yeah, 100%.
	But be honest, you can't look at that and be like, oh, that's not, I think that's kind of dumb.
	But I get if it's pushing a thing and like it works for them, but I can still be like.
	It's so fucking stupid, Mark.
	All the things that we saw were stupid.
	But if I wear like a nice button-down shirt, I don't think that's the same as this, even though they're both quote-unquote fashion.
	I guess to somebody, everything is stupid.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	The way that we were dressed at Kid Super is fucking ridiculous to people.
	Yeah.
	Did I think it was cool?
	Hell's yeah.
	Yeah.
	Did I think it was unique?
	Hell's yeah.
	Maybe in five years, that's normal.
	And then we look at that kid and we go, holy shit, Colin was fucking innovative.
	Do you see how he changed fashion?
	But the first person to do it was like, yo, this is wild.
	Lenny Bruce was going to fucking prison for doing comedy that is normal now.
	Yeah.
	You know?
	So we're going to be dressed like that.
	Okay?
	We're going to fucking be dressed like that.
	I'm going to point it out to you.
	With global warming, we were going to have to be dressed like that.
	We're all going to be floating around.
	Yo, she's actually forward thinking.
	Yeah, I know.
	That's actually what this means.
	This is the Greta Thunberg of fashion.
	Real talk.
	Yeah.
	Real talk.
	Like, that's beautiful, bro.
	That's fire.
	Actually, that's fire.
	Hell yeah.
	Is that you hate it, bro?
	Yeah, you are.
	That is kind of fashion.
	The tampons, really?
	That's fire?
	Son, you don't know fashion.
	Even your fit today is so radical.
	I do.
	Like, you would wear half of it normally.
	You know what I mean?
	I would wear all of it at different times.
	It is his go-to-to-tower.
	I'm going to be a weird.
	And he'd be telling all of us to dress up all the time, and then he wears the same thing every time.
	You know, we're wearing a towel right now.
	You're wearing insecure right now that you have wearing a towel.
	So you feel insecure right now that you're wearing.
	Like, he's dressed like a Backstreet Boy.
	This is a regular outfit.
	How is this crazy?
	I'm not just objectively killing it right now.
	No, it looks good.
	And that point that you're projecting.
	That's supposed to dress stupid.
	That's what you're doing.
	You're supposed to dress stupid.
	Alex looks normal.
	You dress normal.
	How is this normal, bro?
	This is what you, you think you put on those fucking stupid glasses?
	It's not how you normally dress.
	Those are your glasses.
	This is pushing the edge.
	You've done this fit.
	Son, you got the best.
	Why did I do the towel?
	You had the towel multiple times.
	That super shit.
	At that party.
	You had the same outfit.
	No, the towel is cutting edge, bro.
	No one's ever done this before.
	Oh, no, you pissed me off.
	Call him up.
	Yo, you pissed me off.
	Oh, the party he didn't invite you to.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He pissed me off today.
	This motherfucker comes with a garment bag, and I'm like, oh, my gosh, some shit.
	He pulls out a towel and wraps it around his waist.
	It's a gym bag, not a garment.
	No, exactly.
	That motherfucker was legit a garment.
	No, he went to the gym, this motherfucker.
	And then he just tried to come to the pod like, oh, we're getting all fashion done.
	Who brings that towel?
	High fitness needs that towel bag, bro.
	Yeah.
	I thought I put it in.
	I was so upset.
	I thought you had some shit, too.
	We were supposed to dress fun.
	I didn't we're all going to Zara and buying stuff.
	My bad.
	Or Zara, the Italian version.
	Sorry.
	Spanish.
	Listen, point is, Fashion Week was actually really fucking interesting.
	I had a great goddamn time.
	Dove, thank you so much.
	Dove curated amazing weekend.
	Shopping.
	And happy birthday.
	Happy birthday.
	Happy birthday, Dove.
	Love you, buddy.
	Thank you for throwing me a very expensive birthday.
	Yeah.
	Well, thank you, Kid Super and Louie.
	Well, thank, thank fucking Jaeger.
	So shout out to Jaeger one more time.
	Jaeger, Jaeger's been holding it down.
	Basically, every once in a while, we just call Jaeger and then we go, yo, it would be crazy if we do this thing that would really benefit only you.
	And Jaeger goes, it kind of feels like this benefits you guys.
	No, no, no, no.
	It's just like you and your friends going to party in Paris.
	And I'm like, yeah, but you have to understand, like, this is really more better for you that we party in Paris and just like, you know, do all that kind of drinking stuff that we're going to do lots of Jaeger drinking.
	And they're like, it still feels as if you're just planning vacations and then calling us.
	This is at our detriment.
	That's it.
	That's it.
	Listen, drink Jaeger responsibly.
	Also, look how I poured that with the brand out.
	Do you see the logo out right there?
	No, but in all seriousness, thank you so much, Jaeger.
	And I'm going to keep calling y'all with crazy ideas and just keep answering the phone.
	That's all we're asking for.
	But for real, shout out to Jaeger for letting us just do this crazy, wild shit.
	This has just been so awesome.
	And they threw a party.
	So they threw kids supers after party.
	They threw kids supers after party.
	It was Roddy Rich, Kodak Black, some like 12-year-old that Colin found in Brooklyn.
	I don't even know if he was legally allowed to be in that club.
	He was good, though.
	I didn't even know if he had a passport.
	Like, it was very concerning.
	Like, I think they smuggled this fucking kid in.
	It was young.
	The kid was young.
	He's youngish.
	Bro.
	He's like 19.
Smuggled Kid at Club 00:08:54
	He had on a baby fat jacket.
	The guy had on a baby fat.
	Fast ass young man.
	He was a fast young boy.
	But he was a beautiful voice.
	Kodak Black is an absolute fucking legend superstar.
	I saw a clip going around of him dancing.
	So did he start dancing during the show?
	Yeah.
	Oh, no, that's you're talking about the LV show when he was in front of the car?
	Yeah.
	That was before, I think.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	I thought that was.
	Because there's a big car that was just out there.
	It was like an old kind of classic, the yellow one.
	Yeah, okay.
	Yeah.
	So for anybody that doesn't know, like, so our boy Colum, who is a kid super, also designed this, I guess, seasons Louis Vuitton men's stuff.
	Yeah.
	And major.
	That's fine.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's just the tops.
	That's on the top.
	And it was so cool.
	And he invited us out there to the show.
	And I got to sit front row at the Louis Vuitton show.
	And it was two people in my seat, but we made it happen.
	It was a lady.
	It was another lady in the seat.
	And she was this journalist from Beijing who was actually kind of cool.
	I was asking her all these like China questions.
	And she was just breaking it down for me.
	And but yeah, we were in the same seat.
	So we just split it up.
	And then next to us was supposed to be.
	Son, at first, she sat down.
	Son, we almost did last.
	Yo.
	They gave us the same seat, bro.
	I didn't know what to do.
	It's a long bench with a place specifically.
	Oh, yeah, it's not a seat.
	It's like, yeah, you split a seat.
	But they just give the numbers.
	So I go and I see her sitting like close to the end, but I know my seat is the end.
	So I like go to sit down.
	And usually when you go to sit down, like the person moves over a little bit.
	She did not budge.
	Oh, really?
	And I was like, God damn.
	Great wall.
	Just bodied me, bro.
	Yeah.
	That's when you man spread.
	You like show what time.
	Yeah.
	She already done did that, bro.
	She did.
	She was in position and she was not mobile.
	And thank God, Dub, you know, started like truffling and she showed her seat, same thing.
	So we just snuggled up.
	Other people start filling in.
	Tyra Banks comes, right?
	This is Tyra Banks.
	He's America's top model.
	This is like Sports Illustrated, like as big as it fucking gets.
	Absolute boss.
	Tyra's right next to her.
	So it went me, her, Tyra, right?
	Me and her in the same seat, me and the Asian woman in the same seat.
	And Tyra, all these people had moved.
	There's no room for Tyra.
	Tyra comes up to these young people who are excited about fashion.
	This is Tyra fucking Banks, Sports Illustrated.
	Yes.
	The whole fucking thing.
	Goes, hey, my seat is right there.
	Can you guys slide over?
	They didn't even acknowledge the question was asked.
	Wow.
	This is Tyra's fucking bitch.
	Bro.
	That gotta feel bad, bro.
	Next level.
	Next level.
	How did she respond?
	I was ignoring too.
	So I didn't really see that.
	I was scared she was gonna ask me to sit down.
	What the fuck am I supposed to do?
	So I didn't say anything, but no, and then they put her in a different way.
	Well, she actually handled it well.
	She wasn't a deeper bad.
	She was like, oh, okay, this seems kind of weird.
	And they kind of just like waited for someone to come.
	And then they put her right behind.
	Yeah.
	But like, it worked out, but she actually handled herself.
	Yo, I thought that she was going to have a meltdown.
	Yeah.
	Because it's disrespectful.
	Like, your seat's right there.
	She was assigned a seat.
	And then she was like, the dude sitting right next was supposed to be four seats down, but he was pushed down from his seat and so on a sofa.
	Just because it's a bench, everyone just slides in.
	They probably have like a plus one.
	How is this Asian journalist lady?
	She is a boss, bro.
	Shorty's a boss.
	Showed up in like a hoodie and sweats.
	She was dressed like 50.
	This is she, and then, and then they were like, yo, she told me, she's like, sometimes they give me a bag so I don't look so homeless.
	And I started asking her shit.
	I was like, yo, can you tell me what's the deal right now with like China?
	She goes, yo, in China right now, like 90% of people got COVID.
	I go, what?
	It was like, yo, in China, the whole country started protesting the lockdown.
	And they'll just gave each other COVID protesting.
	And they literally, they literally got in the streets.
	And then the country basically, and this is the first time in 100 years, the country has acquiesced to the people's demands.
	Because usually it's like clap, clap.
	But so many people are out there.
	So the country was like, fine, you got it.
	Now I was like, but weren't people vaccinated?
	And she goes, yeah, but like China's got an ego.
	So we only let people get the Chinese one.
	And it was missing a few stitches.
	You know what I mean?
	No, it's just duck sauce, right?
	It was not a vaccine.
	It was nothing.
	It was literally just like fucking water.
	I don't even think it did anything.
	She said it wasn't working.
	So like 90% of the people got that shit.
	And she was quick to be like, I've been here for six months.
	Don't worry.
	And I was like, I'm American.
	Like, COVID can't kill me no more.
	Yeah, he was already in medical gear, bro.
	He was dressed like this when he pulled up.
	Let's go.
	He didn't even care.
	That was a fly.
	They gone, right?
	Actually, shout out Mischief.
	They made up.
	Mischief gave me these.
	That was a fly, bro.
	But I asked him when I was like, yo, can I ask you a question?
	Like, what happened to Jack Ma?
	Because you heard about the billionaire dude who's like, went ghost for three months and then he came back and whatever.
	And this is what she said.
	She's like, in America, money buys power.
	So if you got money, you can buy influence.
	You can do whatever.
	You can buy senators.
	You can get whatever you want with money.
	She goes, in China, power controls the money.
	So Jack had a person in government.
	Sorry, so government controls the people with the money.
	Jack had a person in government who essentially was his protector.
	And that person died.
	Oh.
	And he didn't have a relationship with Xi Jiping like that.
	And Xi Ji Ping was like, is this guy trying to come from my spot?
	We need to set a precedent.
	So it was really interesting.
	Whereas in America, it's like, all right, the president's out in four years.
	We'll put the next one in and dump $100 million in their campaign, whatever.
	But it was a really cool, like, what?
	That's how you know you don't give a shit about fashion.
	What?
	You're sitting front row at the biggest fashion show in the world sitting next to the shirt.
	Like, where are they going?
	He's asking the important questions.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	So, what did they do?
	He was just like, you're going to take a timeout for three months?
	Or they like took him somewhere?
	I think that they basically were like, yo, don't fuck with politics at all.
	Because maybe there were some rumblings that he might be interested in getting involved in politics.
	And they basically let you know, like, there's a difference.
	You can be a little billionaire if you want, but you know who daddy is.
	And your daddy's gone.
	So you're going to act right and not do anything to undermine my power.
	And maybe that three months was my rules.
	Daddy didn't say my house and my rules.
	But kind of, kind of cool, right?
	Yeah, it's, I mean, it's a more logical way to maintain power than the American way.
	Once you get money, you start coming for me.
	Yep.
	If you want to maintain power, the best thing you can do is I'm going to let you have your money.
	You're going to shut the fuck up.
	Yep.
	And clip it before they get in the position where they can take you out.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And then she said a wild thing.
	Then we get back to the fashion.
	But she was like, how, like, what is that thing called Alibaba?
	So what she said about how Alibaba works, she's like, Alibaba is kind of almost like their Amazon, if you will, basically connects like consumers with the people who have the goods to sell.
	A lot of times they're like factories, right?
	But she's like, what Alibaba really is, is just this place to hold the money.
	So in other words, when you pay for something, that money doesn't get released to the person who's making it the factory until you get your product.
	So at any point in time, Alibaba is holding like an entire first world country's like yearly GDP.
	At any point in time.
	So that type of influence you have when you're holding that kind of money, and then you can invest that money in different places.
	You're basically a gigantic country.
	Yeah.
	And that's why I think Jack Ma was one of the people who was, you know, higher up in Alibaba.
	I think it was.
	He was the founder creator.
	So that's why Xi Jinping or whatever had to be like, listen, you need to know who you work for.
	It was kind of cool like talking to someone who's actually from there because everything that we get on you know the west is so biased.
	Yeah, like I didn't even know that there were millions of Chinese people protesting the lockdowns.
	Did y'all see that?
	Oh, you did hear it.
	Okay.
	But little things though, considering like how disproportionate the fucking protests were, this is like millions of people protesting.
	If there's a protest of any of that size in any other, like we heard about the fucking France protest non-stop.
	Yeah.
	And I was like, we've heard about the Iran protest non-stop.
	And I felt like the coverage on China was minimal, despite the fact that it seems like in the news, they like to play up the fact that we're beefing with China.
	So now I'm skeptical of the beef with China.
	Yeah, or there's Chinese money going to these corporations we don't know about.
	Like if they own part of Reddit, they own fucking TikTok.
	Like, yeah, you're not going to get these things popping up at the same rate.
	Because I actually feel like we kiss China's ass a lot on a political level.
	That shit made me feel like we really do.
	I don't read it as we have beef with China.
	I read it as we are threatened by China and we're cozying up to them in a way that doesn't feel American, for lack of a better way to put it.
	I'm just not realizing this shit right now.
	No, no, I'm not sure.
	I'm realizing the sleeper cell, bro.
	But like, I guess what I'm saying is usually you take advantage of these moments.
	For example, we're beefing with Iran, right?
	So when there's unrest in Iran, we put the gas on it, right?
	Like every, and I'm like, why aren't we putting the gas on the fact that China's...
	You can't piss off daddy.
	Yo.
	It feels like that.
	I don't say that, bro.
	But it's facts.
	That grossed me out when you said that.
	Shout out to my Chinese.
	Yeah.
	You changed once you start being a WTF or whatever.
Co-Creating Brand Success 00:06:00
	Hey.
	He changed.
	Everything changed his day.
	They knocked $1,000 off of rent, and this motherfucker is bowing and shit when he walks in.
	John Cena, bro.
	Come on.
	You really are John Cena, bro.
	Hey, okay.
	Yeah.
	All day.
	What's up?
	Okay, Mark, what were your thoughts on Paris Fashion Week?
	What are your thoughts on our boy Column?
	I mean, it's amazing.
	Again, I don't understand the runway thing necessarily, like how that works within the fashion industry circle.
	Like, I get that, like, you're showing looks, but they're not actually going to get produced.
	This is just like concept stuff to like share.
	Let me explain that to people.
	The direction of the brand.
	Like, these runways don't necessarily make money and they don't really influence fashion outside of the fashion world.
	They're basically a representation to show the industry, hey, here's what our brand is doing, and here's the direction that we're going to go.
	So the things that actually get made to sent to production might be reminiscent of what's happening on the runway, but they're not going to be actual products.
	Like when you see a girl wearing a fucking like, you know, like kiddie pool, it's not actually going to, we're not going to be selling the kiddie pool in the store.
	This is just pushing the envelope of fashion saying, hey, here's what the brand is doing and where we're going.
	It almost feels like a car experience.
	Yeah, I was about to say that.
	Like a concept car.
	Yeah, that's what I was just going to ask.
	And the concept cars are fire, but they're not realistic to be made.
	It might be too expensive to make a car like that.
	It might not fit with like certain requirements.
	So these outfits that we're seeing are done with, you know, Kid Super's ideas and his team's ideas, but they're also blended with Louis Vuitton.
	But we're not really going to be able to buy these things in a store exactly like that.
	And you'll see like aspects of it like one or two seasons later.
	Or maybe the theme or there, I mean, they're moving more towards things that'll be released.
	So like what Column released at the Louis Vuitton show, like there is a good percentage of that that will actually get into stores.
	But not those exact fits.
	I think fits that will be reminiscent of those things.
	Yeah, systematically close.
	But I think some of like, did you see some of those briefcases?
	Yeah, the badges.
	Some of those like that.
	Some of that.
	But yeah, I was just impressed with Column in general.
	Like he's in a really difficult position.
	I think people will relate to the situation, even if they don't necessarily know fashion outright.
	But like, obviously, Virgil Ablo is like this pioneer in the fashion space.
	He creates off-white, all the shit NBA players wear, like high-beef stuff.
	And he was the former creative director of Louis Vuitton and then was pushing Louis Vuitton and like created like blended Louis Vuitton, which is like a high fashion brand and streetwear together in a way that like no one had ever done before.
	He was like the messiah of like fashion for a long time and then dies suddenly.
	But also, and not only that, like you were explaining this and we were talking to Devin about this, like what he did for other designers.
	Like a lot of times you're in a creative industry.
	You see this in comedy, podcast, and you see it in art.
	You see it in fashion.
	It's like the type of personality that makes you skyrocket to the top is there's a level of competitiveness, a level of almost like animosity and like hate for your competition.
	And apparently Virgil was like the most celebratory of other artists.
	Extremely generous, extremely kind, wanted to give people opportunities.
	So he had crazy love in the world as well.
	I think that's true in most industries, though.
	Like I feel like the narcissism and like the insane competitiveness, like you rock it to the middle and then you like this, bro.
	Like longevity is the point that the longevity is what you're trying to rock it to the middle.
	Right.
	I mean, maybe you just burn fast, but like you'll go, but you won't necessarily go far.
	But like just by being consistently talented and generous is what gives you like the long career that Virgil would have had, you know, had he not been able to do it.
	I think typically legacy-wise also, you know, I don't agree with that at all.
	I think it is so much more rare that there's a Rogan.
	There's so much more rare that there's a Virgil.
	What is way more normal is a tyrant.
	That's more normal.
	But I think that those people burn away.
	Like I think they're, I don't think they have longevity.
	I don't know because I think that there are people right now that we might call tyrants.
	And like Steve Jobs was a tyrant, right?
	Like you have all these people who are absolute tyrants and their ability to treat people in a disposable manner might allow them to be incredibly effective.
	But at the same time, like it's not the ideal situation where you're like rooting for them and you can't wait for them to succeed.
	And then Virgil or like Rogan or even like Drake in that way, like where he's putting on all these young people, there's so much love, not only from your competition, but like there's so much love from the people who are seeing you put on all these other creatives.
	Like it's just so fucking rare.
	So stepping into those shoes, as you were saying, with columns.
	I think business is a little different than art.
	Whereas art is a reflection of you, typically, whatever you put out there.
	So if you're a designer, that's a reflection of you.
	You're a comic.
	That's a reflection of you.
	So if you are an inauthentic person at a certain point, you could get famous as fuck, but at a certain point, it's just not going to last as long legacy-wise.
	Connie, I think, is so good at creating, what's the word you say, generating for?
	He's like a magnet for attention.
	So I think he's the like the outlier.
	But I think typically the legendary artists, because they're just authentic, that's why it lasts.
	And then they tend to treat people better because you're an authentic person.
	Sorry to interrupt you.
	No, no, no, no.
	I think you're completely right.
	But all that to say, it's an interesting position that he's in, that he's basically there's this once in a lifetime generational talent, Virgil, that changed the whole game.
	And now Column is tapped to sort of co-create this line with a really big fashion house.
	And it's just like a really high pressure, like high-stakes situation to be in.
	And then to see him kill it and to see him get recognition from all the people within the industry to be like, bro, you rose to the occasion.
	And I think a lot of people feel like that.
	Like, if you get a promotion, you got to take over for someone else, like feeling that pressure and then seeing the person succeed in spite of it.
	It's like, yeah, go.
	I'm not even taking a shot.
	It's almost like, imagine Seinfeld leaves Seinfeld and they replace him with another comic.
	And they're like, all right, buddy, you got to fill that guy's shoes.
	Go kill it.
	You're going to be like, what?
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's incredibly hard.
	And I just think he did it really well and the feedback was amazing.
	And then his own show, having all the comics, is just so cool.
	So that was the other thing.
	I love the way that Louis Vuitton did it.
	And hopefully this is by design, but even if it wasn't by design, but basically like not making this massive announcement, here's the next face.
	Because the second you do that, everybody who's missing Virgil and feels like Virgil was taken from them unfairly, which he was, like, the guy dies out of nowhere.
	Then nobody had any idea that he even had cancer, right?
High Stakes Model Moment 00:08:07
	Yeah.
	And it's like, instead, you have this guy going, well, he's going to co-create this brand and giving him the opportunity to win it over.
	And now you're kind of rooting for the underdog.
	Yeah.
	Like you don't even have the job yet.
	We've all felt like we don't have the job.
	Yeah.
	You know, we've all been up for something and wanting to succeed.
	Like, I think positioning wise, it was great.
	And then with his own show, The Kids Super Show, where he basically has a bunch of comics wearing the clothes.
	It's not the traditional models.
	You know, there was Santino's out there.
	Stavros was out there.
	Theo Vaughn was out there.
	Jeff Ross, Mateo, Yvonne.
	She was great.
	Ferry, he's a French.
	Oh, Ferry is a French comedian.
	Exactly.
	And then Jay Balvin came and did a joke.
	That was amazing.
	Yeah.
	And then Tyra hosted.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah, I knew Tyra was there.
	And I was on the show, obviously, as well.
	And then, like, doing that and like transforming what one of these fashion shows can be, like, it was by far the just most unique way of delivering the show.
	Yeah.
	And basically, when you look at all these other fashion shows, you're basically trying to go, what's the obstacle course for these emaciated people to walk around it?
	That's the challenge.
	It's like, do they walk around in nothing?
	Do they walk around on water?
	Do they walk around in a house?
	Like, what is it?
	And he was just like, nah, we're not doing it with models.
	We're going to have these comedians go up there.
	And how was that?
	Son?
	Put it this way.
	Outside of the show, the theater held like 1,300.
	Which you didn't know.
	I didn't know.
	I thought it was going to be 50 people.
	Yeah, that's what I would have thought.
	Me too.
	So I was just like, yeah, I'm just going to make fun of this motherfucker in front of his friends and like these high fashion people and then whatever.
	And then I found out the night before it's in this beautiful fucking theater.
	I was like, oh, I got to like write some jokes for this shit.
	Like, this is going to be a real thing that I got to succeed.
	We go outside of the fucking show before it starts.
	There's 5,000 people that are trying to get into the venue.
	The police are called.
	It's barricaded.
	There's fist fights in the street, like fashion fistfights, which is just hilarious, right?
	Like dudes with nails and shit scratching each other.
	Like it is crazy, okay?
	They got to barricade the venue so people don't go in.
	They have to bring down those metal things that they're closed to protect it.
	And the venue was like, we're not doing this shit.
	The venue said no.
	The venue's like, we can't hold this many people.
	The fire department is getting called.
	They thought the show would get canceled for a second because it was just so packed.
	And then you have to think like best case scenario.
	Yes.
	Assuming no one gets hurt.
	That's for sure.
	But remember, the people that you want in that show are the writers from Vogue and from Women's War Daily and buyers for all these places because you want our boy to get the, you know, get the press and get this.
	And they're coming from another show all over.
	So they're showing up and it's 5,000 people outside.
	The best possible thing that could ever happen is all the people get into a show.
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	I told Mark before the show even started.
	I was like, Mark, it would be awesome if we all went up and killed.
	Do you know it would be better?
	If this show never fucking happened.
	Because 5,000 people tried to break into it and it was just absolute mayhem.
	It's like, well, what is it?
	Why?
	Why is there so much energy around Kiss Hooper?
	They end up making the show happen.
	It's like an hour late, which is also fire.
	Fashionably late.
	Boom.
	Boom.
	And Tyra goes up.
	Tyra's fucking great.
	All the comics go on.
	It's fucking funny.
	It's interesting.
	It's different.
	Theo is killing me, bro.
	Theo's kids.
	During like the walkthroughs, like everyone's walking around, and Theo is just always Theo.
	It's amazing to watch it.
	I never really hung out with him, like, like off, like watching him on his bottom stuff.
	But he's just standing there and like they're giving the walkthrough.
	And this guy looks like Yoda is like explaining what to do.
	He's like, okay, so you walk around this, these are like this.
	And then it just gets dead silent.
	He just goes like, so how do you even win?
	He's like, but do you win?
	Like, how do you even get win the thing?
	And they were like, no one wins.
	And he's like, oh, okay, good.
	But he's just unbelievably funny.
	Yeah, he's just funny.
	You guys just walked?
	No, so you walk onto the stage like a traditional theater, right?
	You basically walk to the middle, make a right angle, walk to the front, and then you do a few minutes of stand-up.
	Oh, okay.
	And then after that, you get off.
	What was that experience like?
	You killed him.
	So yeah, it was fun.
	It was fun.
	But like, the crazy thing was not knowing what the audience was.
	I was like, do these motherfuckers speak English?
	Are they kids super specific fans?
	Are they fashion fans?
	Like, because I wanted to make some jokes about fashion because when will I ever have the opportunity to do that?
	Like kind of specific nuance shit.
	Yeah.
	So.
	But a too cool show typically is not good.
	Typically, but that's why the frenzy people got in.
	I think they're already more geeked because they're like, so it's a hotter crowd and they're more willing to laugh because like I'm going to enjoy this shit that much more because they couldn't get in and I could.
	Yeah.
	So it was cool.
	And there's nothing fashion people want more than to be a part of the thing that nobody could get into.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	The best.
	Can I read something from Vogue that they wrote on this?
	They wrote on like the comedians and their little bits.
	They wrote about Andrew.
	The closing act, Andrew Schultz worked a routine around Alexander Wang that was enough to give a publicist recurring nightmares.
	So you guys heard of Alexander Wang?
	He got some accusations.
	Yeah, so he was basically like me too and dudes like crazy.
	Yeah.
	And it was funny, like after the show, we're at the after party and there was a bunch of these male models came up to me and I know they're male models because they called themselves male models, which is the weirdest thing.
	Like you could just be like, we model.
	Yeah.
	You don't have to be like, we're male models.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And like, oh, is that what gender?
	I'm a male nurse.
	You're like, you got to let them know.
	I mean, it could be anything.
	I mean, I'm going to add gender to everything from now on.
	Are you a male comedian?
	I'm a male comedian.
	And I was doing male comedy that night.
	But yeah, so I was like, I was like thinking, all right, what's the joke about what's the joke about like Alexander Wang?
	And I was able to tie some things in and like kind of, you know, whatever, what we'll probably post it.
	It'll be up soon, whatever.
	We'll get it.
	We'll post it.
	And then just doing some other stuff.
	So it was cool to do something that I thought was like a unique set just for that environment that I kind of never do again.
	And it was just, and it was just fun.
	And then at the end, I had a kind of like thoughtful moment for Colin.
	It was kind of cool.
	There's like Colin used to go to the fucking Louis Vuitton store in New York when he was a teenager and he would sell his shirts outside to the people waiting online to get in.
	And then I was like, and now he sells his shirts inside.
	That's fine.
	And it was like, you know, it's a fucking cool little moment for a guy who's really awesome and has been supportive of us.
	But even if you don't care about fashion, I feel like his story and what he's done like transcends to where it can go into any industry.
	That's why I thought it was cool, bad.
	And his team, too.
	Like, he's got a great group of guys.
	Like, shout out to Photo.
	Like, yeah, he's got a what they got going on kind of reminds me of what we got going on, man.
	It's like, it's really cool.
	Yeah.
	Like, even when they're putting together the show, I was like, oh, these motherfuckers don't have no clue what they're doing.
	They're just doing it.
	And I was like, yeah, that's every project we've ever done.
	Yeah.
	You know, we're like, we're going to make a special for Netflix.
	And then they're like, have you done this?
	Like, man, don't worry about it.
	We're going to figure that out.
	But it's just cool.
	Like, fashion is so exclusionary and so like no one can get in and like so too cool.
	And what he does is like opens it up.
	Most of these fashion shows are like 100 people.
	He's like 1,300 people can come here.
	Like fashion shows are like, oh, you have to look this way and you have to be this thing and you have to be super cool.
	And he's like, no, fuck it.
	Get Stavros in here.
	Yeah.
	It just, it feels much more open and much more like shot to Stavros.
	I know.
	All the comics to call out.
	Savros was saying about Stavros.
	Savros is not necessarily a model per se.
	You know what I mean?
	I think he said it himself.
	He said, I hold the record for the fattest person to ever walk in Paris Fashion World.
	And I think that might be true.
	Yeah.
	That was fun.
	There was some good shit.
	And I just want to say thank you, everybody.
	We made it happen.
	Thank you so much for Dove.
	Dove curated a fucking great weekend.
	Happy birthday, David.
	There's a thing that, and I will give you this credit, Dove, is that, and I told him this yesterday, but like when we're with Dove, I know that he has this insecurity of not getting the best out of whatever situation.
	I don't want to say maybe call it insecurity, but there is like a FOMO.
After Party FOMO 00:04:59
	Like if there's a better version of whatever that night is, he's going to fucking access it, right?
	Like it don't matter what it is.
	Like if we're in a restaurant and there's a better section, he's going to immediately register it.
	He's like, he's like the Terminator.
	Like he in a room, oh, that table is closer to the DJ.
	And he just figures it out.
	And so going into an environment like that this weekend, knowing that he's going to figure out the best of every single thing was just so ease-inducing and fantastic.
	It was just even in Paris, you can truffle during fashion week.
	This is his environment.
	Wow.
	This is going to charge.
	And it's like, we have our friends there, the currency, this, the ride back was fashionable.
	Watching him walk up to Parisians at a fucking restaurant, like he would never speak to me the way that he speaks about me to the hostess.
	Do you know what I mean?
	Like, he would never show that level of love and affection and appreciation.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, to me, he'll be like, oh, we could have fixed that.
	When he walks up to the hostess, oh, we have the biggest comedian.
	Dude, do you have podcasts here?
	The podcast, da-da-da-da, this.
	And all of a sudden, the hostess are kind of like, their heads are kind of swirling.
	He's just saying fucking words at them, words, words.
	Table pops up.
	The best part is, usually when I do this, I tell the other guys, get the fuck out of my way right here.
	And just stand in the corner, look cool until I call you over.
	That's how you do it.
	What do you do to look cool?
	You like smoke a cigarette or like?
	Well, every guy, every gay guy in the city of Paris was checking this out.
	Oh, yeah, gay guys like mustaches, dude.
	Gay guys are into the mustaches, dude.
	Gay guys are into the how'd you know?
	How'd you find it?
	I know, because your dad brought his gay friend that I didn't know was gay, and he was just fucking gazing at me during dinner, dude.
	Like literally during dinner, like I would just kind of like turn my head around the table and I'd catch him just staring at me like this.
	And I'd, what's up?
	And he'd go.
	They trying you, son.
	Son, that's your vibe.
	He was catching.
	What's wrong with that?
	What's wrong with someone appreciating?
	You know what I mean?
	Nothing wrong with it, bro.
	Just someone just appreciating art.
	He just wants you to experiment a little bit.
	What happens in Fashion Week?
	Son, it is.
	Son, they try to get your ass, bro.
	It was fine, bro.
	You spend time with your parents.
	You try to look good.
	You do your hair, and then you get mad at people for staring.
	Who did I say I met?
	I just didn't know he was gay.
	He was just staring at me.
	And then you were like, oh, yeah, he's gay.
	And I was like, all right, well, that shit makes that more comfortable.
	Don't be straight looking at me like that.
	Why don't you just ask him?
	Why don't you just be like, you're...
	I'm not going to do that to your friend.
	Your dad's friend.
	He's French.
	So I don't know what the fuck's going on.
	Could just be French.
	Yeah, that is tough, actually.
	It could just be.
	You can't tell.
	Yeah.
	No, I had a feeling, bro.
	I had a feeling.
	When he was talking to that like six foot six, beautiful transgender woman, like, but it was obviously trans.
	And I was like, I was like, yeah, yeah, you know, he's got a penis or whatever.
	And he was like, no way.
	Papa Sieve.
	But no, it was, we had a fucking, we had a good ass.
	Can you say what you were laughing about?
	What Theo did on the plane?
	Oh, yeah.
	This fucking, this poor guy who was one of the stylists was snoring.
	And he was snoring kind of loud.
	Yeah, like loud.
	Yeah, it was so loud, I thought it was Jamil snoring.
	Who was right next to me?
	Who was like in my section?
	Yeah.
	He was snoring like how a Foley artist would do snoring in a movie.
	Yes.
	Cartoon snoring.
	Like you could see the bubble.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You were talking about H. Foley, and I was like, wait, why Catherine snoring?
	I did think about that.
	He also snores.
	He definitely snores.
	Yeah, jackhammer.
	Are they doing construction?
	Maybe you can't hear him.
	He was apniometer.
	Exactly.
	But like the curtain in the airplane was like going in and out every time she snored.
	Like it was crazy.
	And Theo just tapped him and he was like, he was like, buddy, the snoring's a bit much.
	I love that.
	I just love it.
	And the guy wakes up and he's like, what?
	What did you say?
	It's a bit much.
	But it was.
	It was a fucking problem.
	What the guy said?
	He just goes, yeah, all right, my bad.
	And then he just kind of like turned around the other way, started snoring 10 minutes later.
	We were at the after party and Jamil is hilarious.
	Okay, so we're at this after party.
	Colin is finally on stage for the first time.
	This is his own after party.
	He's designed the Louis Vuitton show.
	He just had his own show, massively successful.
	Thousands of people come up.
	He just grabs the mic for the first time to at least speak to all these people and like indulge in his success.
	Monumental achievement, right?
	Hey guys, how you doing?
	What's going on?
	All of a sudden, this model-looking girl walks up, grabs the microphone, and goes, shout out to the LGBQTI Plus people.
	We need a shout out to the LGBTQ plus community.
	And they need to be recognized and they are important.
	And then finally, Khan gets the mic back and he goes, that's exactly what I was about to say.
	Shout out to the LGBTQI plus community, right?
	Bro, the audacity.
	Handles it really funny, but like crazy moves.
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	You know what I mean?
	We leaving the party hours later.
	These women are crazy.
	Son, hours later, we leaving, right?
	I look at Jamil.
	Jameel's talking to the girl that was like, shout out to the LGBTQ plus community.
	She's talking to him.
	All of a sudden, her friend comes over and starts grilling Jamil.
	Like, what do you want with my friend?
	What is the plan?
	Like, what are you guys trying to do?
	Like, what's going on?
	And Jamil is like, listen.
	He goes, look, we were just having a conversation man to man.
	I don't want nothing.
	I have no problem.
	He didn't even mean that.
	He didn't even know he was.
	He didn't even mean it.
	But then he ended up with the man to man.
	I literally rolled on the fucking floor.
	That's so good.
	That's good.
	But seriously, shout out to LGBTQ, bro.
	We love y'all.
	Shout out.
	But no, okay, tell us, tell us.
	Vegas.
	Yo, Vegas was fun, dude.
	I get why people love Vegas.
	I don't even drink.
	I didn't even gamble.
	Had fun.
	Had so much fun.
	We went to a gun range.
	I saw you with the gun.
	Son, that was sick.
	I hate this.
	I hate my bro.
	That shit look bigger than you, bro.
	Huh?
	That gun looked bigger than you.
	Yeah, son, that shit was, that was amazing.
	This pisses me off so much.
	Why?
	We've done so many awesome things together.
	We've hung out with so many cool places.
	We've done so many awesome things.
	I was in Vegas.
	I was like, I'm not going to drink.
	I'm not going to gamble.
	I got to do something.
	And then you go to Vegas and you're like, dude, this place is fun.
	Yeah.
	We go to Burning Man.
	He hates it.
	We go to Morocco.
	How come when you hang out with us, you hate it?
	And then you go to Lone to Vegas and you're like, this place is all business.
	Being alone is the best.
	That's for sure.
	That we know I love being alone.
	I think this is what it was, bro.
	You just started shooting guns.
	You're like, man, now I'm having fun.
	Yo, Kev sent this video over.
	They gave me a handgun.
	Good for you.
	I've always been scared of guns because I'm so weak.
	I thought the kickback would, the gun would break my nose.
	Yeah, but the kickback's not as crazy as you think.
	And I'm not a bad shot, to be honest with you.
	If you scrub through, you can see there's an automatic that you can't aim for shit.
	You're shooting right-handed.
	Yeah.
	This hand is more coordinated, it feels like.
	I dribble with this hand, shoot with this hand.
	I write with this hand, fucking red.
	I play tennis with this hand.
	Have you ever shot a gun before?
	Never.
	This is my first time shooting a gun.
	You were born and raised in Texas.
	This is another time I'm more Indian than I am Texan.
	Wow.
	We just never, it would never even cross our mind.
	I shot a potato gun.
	That was some redneck shit.
	Okay.
	But I never shot it.
	This is my first shot of a handgun.
	So again, I was just...
	You ain't even, yeah.
	God damn, bro.
	That shit is.
	Did you flinch?
	Did you just flinch, bro?
	Shut up.
	How'd you flinch at a gun in a V?
	Yo, loud noise, fuck with me.
	Shut the fuck up and watch the goddamn shit.
	He crossed the replay, bro.
	That's a replay.
	The guns are fucking out.
	It looks like he just woke up from a nap.
	He just fucking jerked.
	Yo, you know those housewives that go to the gun range?
	I'm going to be one of them.
	I'm going to just do this shit for fun.
	It's mad fun.
	That you can't aim for shit, but it's so fun.
	There's probably some people that can aim.
	Yeah, I think people can't.
	You can't aim like precisely.
	There's probably some people that can do it.
	I don't think so.
	No, not at all.
	I probably made a gun that you can't aim at.
	I know.
	That's a good idea.
	It just scatters a little bit.
	Yeah.
	I aim for the heart and I would get the shoulder.
	What do you think more realistic?
	Just you suck at shooting or it's the gun.
	I'm a good shot.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It looks like that dude's about to take your ass right now.
	Shout out to John, dude.
	He was fucking dumb.
	Those guys make sure you can't kill yourself.
	At one point, I go.
	At one point, I was like, You got your gun, right?
	And I'm like, You guys got to try this shit.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	His hand is a size of your back.
	Oh, fuck.
	Make your mass safe.
	Bro, it looks like he's shooting you.
	Yo, what's your thing with big white giants, bro?
	Yeah, why do you like big white guys so much?
	You, though.
	It's like an edible walk.
	Why?
	For my ears, bro.
	Because where was Kev?
	Kev Filming.
	Oh, he's jealous right now.
	Yeah.
	Nah, Kev gets to love too, bro.
	Oh, wow.
	Look at that.
	Look how many fucking center mass shots there are.
	What?
	Oh, Derek Poston.
	Yo, shout out to Posting.
	He's the greatest.
	Was he good?
	I feel like he's good at most shit.
	He was probably scared.
	Son, nobody else wanted to shoot the gun.
	Everybody was scared.
	What do you mean, everybody was scared?
	Everybody's like, I'm not comfortable with it.
	Derek, I was like, dude, maybe you're just, you think you're a black guy holding the gun.
	They're just going to kill you right away.
	But they were scared?
	Yeah.
	Like, Douchard didn't want to shoot.
	Posting didn't want to shoot.
	And then Kevin was like, I'm going to film.
	That's why he has fun.
	This is the first time that he's like, you're dangerous.
	Yeah, like in the wild, you got a wild.
	That's true, God.
	I didn't even think about that, bro.
	I didn't even think about that.
	You're crazy.
	Like, I'm not pussy at all.
	I'm a daredevil.
	You're going to go to the gun range in the controlled environment and shoot the pistols?
	This guy's fucking crazy.
	I am a risk taker.
	Now, you are.
	That is crazy.
	You're going to have muscle dog rub your shoulder while you're shooting?
	That is fucking insane, bro.
	You're the fucking, you're the Alec Baldwin of the squad.
	You are sick.
	That's fucking crazy.
	Okay, the show.
	How was the show?
	Shows were great, man.
	Vegas is also an interesting, like, it's so touristy.
	So Vegas people are there, but also you get a good cross-section of just America.
	So it's a really good gauge, I think, in terms of like material that would be easier to do in New York or harder to do in tech.
	You're just getting all of it right there.
	Everybody's coming to Vegas.
	So I thought that was the coolest thing about it.
	And the venue was beautiful.
	I mean, like, even if it's a smaller theater or whatever, they're going to Vegas it up.
	The lights are going to be sick.
	So it was a really fun shouts to The Virgin.
	We had two fun shows there.
	Virgin Hotels, obviously, for me.
	I thought you were just bragging.
	Shouts to the Virgin.
	Shout out to me.
	Shouts to Mark.
	Two nights, man.
	It's always funny when you clown me for being a virgin because I'm like, hey, this don't hurt my feelings.
	Come on, bro.
	That's what I'm saying.
	But yeah, the shows were fun, man.
	Vegas, I had never, this is my first time ever performing there.
	Yeah.
	You went there for a bachelor party or something like that.
	I went there.
	No, I'd been there like, oh, no, I went there because my friend sold his company when I was there for a couple days.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Which was its own fire ass thing.
	But like, this was my first time walking like outside of the strip, even a little bit.
	And when I realized these guys don't give a fuck about anything but commerce, we walk by a wedding chapel, right?
	A Vegas wedding chapel.
	They didn't open until 10 p.m.
	Which means if you're sober and in love and just want to get married for cheap, I know I don't need to help out.
	I want motherfuckers making bad decisions that they're going to regret.
	We're going to rule.
	At no point does that city give a fuck about your welfare.
	Like even the marriage is like not holy matrimony.
	This ain't the holy matrimony spot.
	This is the let's see what happens spot.
	Which is, it was a fascinating city, though.
	It's fun, man.
	It's a fun fucking spot.
	I love that that's the place you love the most.
	Yeah, I know.
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	That makes sense, bro.
	Sun Facebook was right on my, it's Mad Chains.
	I love Chains.
	Chain restaurants.
	It's Cheesecake Factory, wherever you want to be.
	You're good.
	Okay.
	It's Middle America.
	Did you gamble at all?
	I didn't gamble a dollar, dude.
	I didn't drink.
	They got buffets.
	We at the buffet at the Bacchanale.
	It was fine.
	It's everything I love.
	Oh, my God.
	It's everything I love.
	Why do you gamble a little?
	I feel like you would like it.
	I think I would like it too much.
	Yeah.
	I think I would like it too much.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	If only they had a Bitcoin exchange there, dude.
	Then you could have fucking.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	No, because I have a gambling debt.
	That's all I need to do.
	Yeah, you're heavily in debt.
	Your wife is your bookend.
	She's like, no more.
	You're good.
	My wife is made me quit and hold turkey, actually.
	God damn, that's fire.
	All right.
	Well, look, Al, you were, what, sick the whole weekend?
	Yeah, just dying of the flu, but I'm good to go.
	Okay.
	Back alive?
	Yeah, back alive.
	Anything crazy happened?
	Nah.
	That is true.
	You should give it to him.
	Shifty gave it to you.
	Nah, you gave it to me.
	Shifty, if Shifty did get it to you, he got his payback when we were returned.
	What happened?
	This is one of the funniest things that's ever fucking happened.
	I get a text from Shifty, okay?
	I almost should like want to read the text.
	Okay.
	We get back.
	Okay.
	This is highs and lows.
	We flew a private jet back.
	Okay.
	Shout out to Puma.
	I didn't pay for that shit.
	Puma did.
	Okay.
	And so Shifty is 20 years old and he's in a private jet.
	And this is not a little private jet we use the long term flight.
	This is a legit private jet with Wi-Fi.
	Good Wi-Fi.
	Okay.
	Like good Wi-Fi.
	Like this motherfucker, Dove, took a FaceTime call on the private jet.
	Okay.
	Ordered filet and sushi on sushi platters.
	I mean, we were fucking living it up.
	So this is what Shifty's doing.
	He's 20 years old.
	He was working at Home Depot before, right?
	Organizing Mexicans outside.
	And now he's in a private jet.
	I think that's a Home Depot corporate job.
	I think it's on set.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I think it's on set.
	Yeah, I forget the exact label that he had for it, but it was something.
	He called it that.
	Yeah, organizing Mexicans job.
	Anyway, so look, he goes, so he's in there.
	He comes back.
	Now he goes, he takes an Uber to his home, gets out the Uber.
	Okay.
	Phone falls out.
	Car runs over it.
	Destroys it.
	Oh, my God.
	Okay.
	This is where the night begins.
	Okay.
	He can't call another Uber or anything to go to the Apple Store to get it fixed.
	Walks to the subway.
	Subways are down.
	Can't take the L train into the city.
	Walks a fucking mile to another subway.
	Takes that to a bus.
	Takes the bus into the city to finally get his car.
	Right.
	Realizes that he hasn't taken a shit yet.
	Okay.
	Then to finally get his phone.
	Realize he hasn't taken a shit yet.
	Okay.
	He's about 100 feet from the Apple store.
	Shits his pants.
	Okay.
	Fully shits his pants.
	Okay.
	Goes into the Apple store with full shit in his pants.
	Okay.
	Right?
	So why you hiding?
	No, he's not back there.
	Oh, shit, I bucked it.
	Goes in the Apple store, full shit in his pants, buys the new phone, okay?
	Calls an Uber.
	No, doesn't call an Uber to go home like he should.
	Gets back on the subway.
	With shit pants.
	With shit pants.
	And I'm like, why'd you do that?
	He goes, well, would I rather stink up an Uber with an Uber driver in there or just go into the subway that already smells like shit and then nobody would know the difference?
	I was like, that's a pretty good.
	Crazy.
	Oh, fuck.
	Okay.
	So what happened?
	I think you told the story already.
	Am I accurate on everything?
	I'm not even sure.
	I didn't hear anything.
	I just heard shit in his pants.
	I knew exactly who you were talking about.
	That's the part you need to be accurate on.
	He took the subway with shitty pants.
	Yes, I did.
	So it takes the subway back with shit in his pants.
	An hour and a half.
	Wait, why was it an hour and a half back?
	All transit shut down.
	I had to take the M all the way from fucking 57th Street all the way to Brooklyn and then had to walk 20 minutes to my house.
	With shit pants.
	Yeah.
	Be honest, how much?
	It was bad.
	And with...
	How?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	There was a bar in his pants and talking to restaurants, his bars, his stuff.
	It just came out, and then I was just like, all right, I guess we could get this.
	That's funny.
	That's why that's why he can do it.
	Did you go to a bathroom to like organize and clean up?
	At Apple Store, I did, yeah.
	Did you just throw out your underwear?
	Yeah.
	And then did it get through at all that was on your legs?
	Of course.
	That always gets through, bro.
	You got hairy legs, too.
	So it was just curled up in the fucking leg hairs.
	It was down on your fucking bag.
	Right on my cow, bro.
	Those pants were white when he bought it.
	I can't believe he still went through and got the phone.
	No, that's fire, though.
	I was committed.
	I was committed.
	You shit yourself.
	Turn back immediately.
	How is he gonna get it?
	He was 100 feet away from the Apple store.
	So now you're in the Apple store smelling like shit.
	But you got to do the same walk back either way.
	I might as well do these 100 feet, get the phone.
	You could get an Uber back if you go to the Apple store.
	Potentially.
	That's crazy.
	Nah.
	That's the thing that's crazy.
	I can't believe you didn't Uber back.
	That's absurd to me.
	Well, what I'm going to have one guy judge me or a bunch of people judge me.
	Yeah, but there's like other people that could be smelling.
	You're not going to know it's him.
	You got to get in that Uber and then you got to be like, God damn, fucking shit.
	I immediately put that thing on him.
	You got to keep your underwear and put it on the seat next to you and be like, yo, someone loves it.
	Smell that shit.
	No, I see the underwear.
	Yeah.
	And they give him a bad rating and be like, bro, this is absurd.
	I'm not paying for this.
	No, I discarded the underwear at the Apple store.
	Yeah.
	In the bathroom.
	Oh, my God.
	That's wild.
	I've been there, bro.
	That happens, bro.
	Nah.
	Full on, though?
	That's crazy.
	No, you've like sharded.
	You've been like, oh, it's a farm.
	No, I shit in shorts.
	And I was on a bike and it started coming out every time I pedaled.
	Y'all didn't hear this story?
	Yeah, I tell the story.
	I was playing softball as a kid and I was on third base trying to make it home and nobody would fucking get a goddamn single for me to get home.
	So I was shit myself on third and then finally I just stole home because I was like, I'm not doing this no more.
	You slide?
	No, no, I didn't slide at all.
	I got out like fucking 10 feet before the base.
	If I slid, I would have shit myself right there.
	I immediately got on my bike.
	I started biking back home.
	And every time I would pedal, it got a little closer out.
	And then once I just shit myself and it was stacked on one side.
	And every time I pedal, every time I push on my left, a little would fall out.
	A little would fall out.
	A little would fall out.
	Yeah.
	And how old are you?
	I was like 18, 19 or something.
	I was a kid.
	Kid.
	I was young.
	Wow.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But you're good, bro.
	No, you're not.
	No, that's how you know we're addicted to our phones.
	You forget you got a shit.
	Like, you so need your phone.
	Your body's like, why isn't he going?
	Why isn't he going to the bathroom?
	What is happening up there?
	Wait, were you like on the street or were you trying to get into a bathroom at like a Sabaros or something like that?
	On the street in Central Park.
	So you gone.
	Wait, you were in the park?
	I was walking next to Central Park to get to the.
	You didn't think to run in the park and just bust out?
	Yeah, no.
	I literally was one of those things where you just don't expect it.
	It was just literally just a shark.
	It was like gone.
	Oh, you thought you were far.
	It wasn't like I had the shit.
	It just happened because I had all those apple juices on the breakfast.
	This guy had 16 apple juice, bro.
	He had two apples before we left.
	And I was like, you're going to have another one?
	He goes, man, nah.
	He said, nah, man.
	It's going to make me shit.
	And then we're on the plane.
	I heard him order two more apple juices.
	I'm like, this is a wild boy right here, bro.
	Why does apple juice make you shit?
	It makes you shit.
	It's like a normal thing.
	I think it does.
	Yeah.
	I think it does.
	I've never heard that.
	I've never heard that.
	He's trying to blame it on Apple Juice.
	You were grown up and shit.
	You're fucking paying.
	But he called it beforehand.
	Called it.
	Yeah, sometimes he'd be going too.
	You know what I'm saying?
	That's crazy.
	That's a beautiful story, bro.
	Yeah.
	This is the layers to that is amazing.
	Apple juice made you shit in the Apple store.
	It's a beautiful.
	It's like perfect.
	The fucking synergy.
	The Apple Store deserves it for how long they make everybody wait for every fucking thing.
	How about I just shit in your bathroom on my leg and wash it off?
	Talking about all your cousins like that.
	So that's fast.
	My cousin's at the Apple Store.
	That's the problem.
	It's a bunch of white people trying to do tech.
	Yeah, it's a genius part.
	It's a genius part.
	You know that I was like, I got to go to the bank.
	They just got Indians out there outsourcing.
	And they're like, yo, what's wrong with this phone?
	And Project Go Joker, don't let him out.
	It's a practical joker.
	It's just an Indian guy in a box truck.
	He's like, tell him what it is.
	You're like, all right.
	This shit was kind of funny.
	So I'm in Paris, right?
	And my girl's not in Paris, right?
	And I'm basically like, all right, listen, I'm like, yo, I'm going to go to the fucking Hermes store, see if I can get you a bag, right?
	Thinking I ain't going to be able to get her bag, but like, it a little softens the blow the fact that she's not in Paris and I'm in Paris and I'm whatever.
	So we go in.
	Feel trying is important.
	Fake Channel is important.
	So we go in and first day we go in, right?
	And we go up to the, you know, remember the last time I went to their med store and the motherfucker was talking about how like the whites will not be replaced.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You know what I mean?
	It was wild races, right?
	Right.
	And I went along with it to get this bag for my girl and yada yada.
	Yes, we all would.
	Exactly, right?
	So I go up to the podium.
	There's a new girl there.
	Now there's these two black folks that are like from America clearly trying to like get an appointment.
	And she's like, sorry, there's no more appointments for the day.
	I walk up, right?
	And I'm like, hey, kid, I'd like to have an appointment.
	And then she's like, oh, sorry, there's no more appointments for the day.
	And the dudes, the dude step in, he's like, yeah, man, they're selling us the same thing.
	They're saying the same thing to us.
	And so now I can't even really like go, hey, you know, we have, I'm on the list here or whatever.
	Like we have some purchase history, blah, blah, blah.
	So I try to mention something.
	We just walk away.
	Dove, who's been unstoppable with the truffle, walks to some other people, right?
	And goes, can you just check the purchase history of this guy, Bob?
	He's very reasonable.
	Smart.
	He checks the purchase history.
	They look into it.
	All of a sudden, the podium lady walks up and goes, I think we can work something out for you, blah, blah, blah.
	Right.
	So I was like, all right, cool.
	They work something out, right?
	We go into this room, try to make it happen.
	They're basically like, can you stay until Monday?
	We might be able to make your thing happen.
	I'm like, no.
	She's like, what about tomorrow?
	Okay, boom.
	I say, I'm going to come back tomorrow.
	I go back tomorrow.
	The next day, we come.
	You know, remember, you get sent into a separate room.
	We get sent into a separate room, right?
	The guy introduces himself, right?
	His name is Adolph.
	That's his name.
	Okay?
	That's his name.
	Now, he got a Spanish accent, right?
	Yeah.
	He got a Spanish accent.
	I go, where are you from, man?
	He goes, Argentina.
	Oh, fuck.
	Wait for it.
	So I go, oh, like Adolfo.
	He goes, no, actually, it's Adolph.
	Bro.
	I go, that's.
	Wait, no, no, no.
	Well, it gets crazy.
	I go, I go, I go, I go, well, isn't Adolfo in Spanish?
	He goes, yeah, but my family is German.
	Oh, God.
	My first question, how old is he?
	I found him, bro.
	I found him.
	Take the bag, fucking knock him over.
	Let me tell you something.
	Dove, who has been unstoppable with the truffle.
	We don't have the bag yet.
	Dove's been unstoppable with the truffle.
	He's coming up there with me to still try to get the bag.
	Once the word Adolph was said, melted.
	Kryptonite.
	Melted.
	Harry Potter Voldemort.
	Bro, melted.
	Really?
	That's all the craziness.
	It is literally Voldemort.
	I'm out there trying to talk to the guy with the bag, right?
	All of a sudden, I'm like trying to get the bag.
	I'm trying to, and the guy's about to go downstairs, right?
	What happened to this?
	Alex goes, I know how to get Dove now.
	I'm going to get you.
	Be Hitler or whatever.
	What is your view?
	You can't get it.
	I just got to get God in.
	It's got to be a motherfucker from Germany named Adolph, whose parents named him Adolph on purpose.
	That motherfucker wasn't even old.
	You should have sent Dove home right there.
	This ain't your third.
	I didn't know.
	I thought if anything, he'd want to win, right?
	I thought, if anything, he wants to win.
	That's the thing.
	If he's old.
	Why you look at that?
	Of course the Jews want to put payback on an Adolf.
	So he wants to give this guy money?
	Not give him money.
	Get a better bag.
	Win the negotiation.
	Rip this guy off.
	I mean, your logic is clearly wrong.
	It's not melting.
	No, no, no.
	I know.
	So basically, he's going and he's going.
	And so Dove is trying to make sure we get the best scenario with the bag, right?
	Dove, a friend of his, is kind of connected to the family, blah, blah, blah.
	Right?
	So I see the guy basically goes, okay, I'm going to go downstairs, see what we have, right?
	Tries to intervene, right?
	Dove goes, Dove tries to intervene.
	He hasn't said anything because he's just in a fucking state of shock.
	He tries to intervene and he goes like this.
	He goes, as the guy, Adolph, is going to walk down, legs all fucking high in the air as he's walking around.
	And Dove goes, oh, and no confidence.
	No confidence.
	He's had full confidence to get us anywhere we want.
	Walk into restaurants, no reservations, table for 10, and they're just fucking falling in line.
	Weak Hercules, bro.
	This guy right here walks in and he goes, he goes, oh, and by the way, you know, if it's another, we can, we've been, we can all come Monday.
	We can figure out a different appointment on Monday.
	And you know, a friend of, and Adolph stops him, right?
	He just goes, nine, look, he goes, he goes, he goes, we can figure out the appointment for you on a different day.
	But this is for him.
	We work on him today.
	That's a threat.
	So the guy thinks that Dove is trying to piggyback on the appointment.
	Now, Dove is like, oh, no, I wasn't really trying to do it.
	And the guy just goes, we don't talk about this.
	I go downstairs.
	So now Dove is like, did I just ruin the bag for Emma?
	So now he's not only melted because of Adolph, he's also like, I just fucked up the bag situation.
	I was afraid of, literally.
	So he can't even, I'm trying to work out the jokes that I'm going to do later tonight at the show.
	And I'm saying it to him.
	And he's looking at me and no reaction at all.
	I'm like, am I bombing right now?
	And he goes, I'll be honest, I'm not even here right now.
	He couldn't concentrate.
	Nope.
	Okay, so the point of the story is, yeah, we got the bag and things were good.
	And a firebag.
	And everything was good.
	So did you tell your blue squares where to find him?
	Yeah.
	All right, cool.
	I think we just told them.
	Yeah.
	I think about his.
	But it was.
	Yeah, it was wild.
	So another victory for Adolf over the Jews.
	Well, that's what Stavro said.
	We was telling the story.
	He goes, it looks like he's 2-0.
	Come on, bro.
	That's crazy.
	And then I was also outnumbered as a Jew when five non-Jewish comics, when we pulled up to the private jet terminal, about to go on a flight, you can get your VAT tax back for an expensive bag.
	Yeah.
	Some money.
	And I was just like, Andrew, it's five minutes away.
	Just go and do it and we'll wait for you.
	And just five comics with some pressure on Schultz were like, we're going to be back in Paris, guys.
	Oh, my God.
	It's a great city.
	It's a great city.
	You don't think we're going to go back for a weekend or something?
	That's what you know you get, buddy.
	They let him know that.
	And I'm just looking at him like...
	You're going to spend it on an ice bag?
	Is that what I'm going to do?
	I'm going to spend it on a sauna.
	That's a little bit of a buddy, bro.
	But be honest, did the croissants come in clutch?
	Nah, bro.
	What's this?
	Also, this guy's a son of a bitch, bro.
	I'm just saying.
	This guy's a legitimate.
	I came up with a better hustle.
	Mark found a cheap idea to love his girl.
	And he's like, yo, what we should do is buy some croissants.
	He goes, I'm going to buy some croissants for my girl.
	Everybody knows her name.
	I'm always hesitant to say the name.
Drunk Croissant Sharing 00:06:59
	It's fine.
	That morning, I'm like, let's get warm croissants, get on the plane.
	And then when I get it, it was the day before.
	No, it was the morning, bro.
	Mark your line.
	There's the morning.
	The day before you said the idea.
	Okay, yeah.
	Okay.
	The day before you said the idea.
	I just want to say that.
	So we went out.
	We fucking partied.
	It was super late.
	I ordered two linguineis to the room.
	Like, it was crazy, right?
	Double linguine, right?
	God damn.
	Yeah, whatever.
	When I got high?
	Son, I forgot I smoked weed in the club and I just thought I kept getting more drunk without drinking.
	So I'm drunk as fuck, man.
	I'm like, God damn, Shifty, why I'm so drunk right now.
	Howak sounds so good.
	Yo, it was crazy.
	I'm like in the bed.
	I'm like, yo, Shifty, take these fucking carts and his leguini out of here.
	I'm like strumming my mustache, bro.
	I'm like strumming my mustache.
	What are you doing?
	I was like, oh, I'm playing some guitar on my mustache.
	Like, it was crazy.
	And then I just remembered I was high and then everything started to like make sense.
	There's probably more to it that Shifty has on video.
	He'll put it out in the vlog.
	But what the fuck was I saying?
	Oh, yeah.
	So Mark has this genius thoughtful idea.
	Okay.
	He's like, yo, why don't we get some croissants?
	I'm going to get some croissants for my girl and then I'm going to bring him to where, look, we'll take him on the jet and bring him.
	Okay, boom, boom.
	Great.
	Fucking idea.
	He's like, yo, you should do that for your girl too.
	And I was like, yo, that's fucking really thoughtful.
	I'm gonna do that shit as well.
	Like, this is good.
	This is great.
	I go the next morning.
	I know we're fucking running late.
	Okay.
	I know this motherfucker ain't ready.
	You know what I do?
	I go to the croissant shop and I get croissants for marketing.
	That's very thoughtful.
	You're performing.
	No, no, no.
	This is the day we're coming back.
	Right before we go to the thing, I'm like, yo, he might be too drunk.
	I don't want to miss out on that shit.
	Not too drunk, but he doesn't want to drink, but he might be too tired.
	I don't want to miss out on that shit.
	I'm going to get him the croissants.
	I go get the croissants, okay?
	There's only one almond croissant left.
	Okay.
	Then the rest are chocolate croissants and then regular croissants.
	He goes, you know what?
	I see him coming in as I'm leaving.
	And I go, yo, I already got you croissants.
	He's like, oh, that's fine.
	That's very nice of you, but I'm going to go get like four of the chocolate croissants myself.
	I go, okay.
	Okay.
	I look in my bag of motherfucking croissants.
	This guy ate the one goddamn almond croissant from my fucking bag.
	Okay.
	Didn't touch his fucking bag.
	Son, that's crazy.
	I was thoughtful enough to buy him the croissants for his girl just so he wouldn't miss us.
	That's actually funny.
	He got four croissants, son.
	He got four croissants.
	Everybody knows I'm crossing the broadband.
	It was one.
	It was one almond.
	It was one.
	I've opened up the bag looking for the almond.
	I'm like, what the fuck, the almond croissant is.
	Damn.
	That's crazy.
	I didn't eat the croissant.
	Who ate it?
	I don't know, but the bag was just open on the floor.
	I wonder who.
	I actually, honest to God, I didn't eat it.
	I don't know what happened to him.
	No, you ate that.
	This is the first I heard of this.
	This is very funny.
	No.
	And I'm actually, it's funnier if I take credit for it.
	It would be way funny if it was shifty.
	That's why he's shooting.
	We were sitting on this ass.
	Check his underwear, bro.
	Smell his ass right now.
	That shit's like almonds.
	We were sitting on this.
	His ass is almonds, bro.
	You fucking, you ate that shit.
	I know you fucking ate that shit.
	That was fucked up.
	I don't actually.
	I know you ate an almond croissant.
	This motherfucker talked for about six and a half hours straight on a goddamn plane.
	We were all trying to sleep, and him and Santino are maybe the greatest like holders of court or whatever that shit is.
	These motherfuckers talked for six and a half hours straight, bro.
	The greatest podcast ever recorded.
	It is stops.
	I'm just chatting, bro.
	I was waiting for Theo to be like, it's a bit much.
	I needed Theo to come over to y'all.
	I'll be like, it's a bit much.
	There's a lot of fucking stuff.
	We were having a great time sharing croissants.
	It was good, man.
	Like, what's wrong with that?
	Poor Mateo was squeezed in.
	He was on the inside.
	Stavros was on his outside.
	So Mateo was just locked in.
	And I noticed about an hour in, like, Mateo was contributing.
	After an hour, he was like, these motherfuckers need to die, bro.
	Is there a twin tower this shit could be?
	He was done with that shit.
	Bro, and they were, weren't they having a good time?
	Good old time.
	Why didn't nobody just shut him up?
	Say what?
	Why didn't no one just shut him up?
	Just call them out.
	I kind of felt like they needed that towel.
	They didn't have as good a seats as we did.
	So I just was like, Le Tennis stopped them from coming up.
	Oh, I knew he was in the back.
	Come on.
	They were at the dining table, which is lovely for a one or two hour flight.
	Also, just to let you know, I knew Dove would not let me sit in the worst part of the plane, bro.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I knew the second we were there at the airport, I was like, Dove gonna grab me or whistle or do some sort of shit, and I'm gonna be on the plane in the perfect situation.
	That was masterful.
	It was masterful.
	I asked the layout of the plane before.
	I said, No, count how many seats.
	Of course, it's dumb.
	It's dumb.
	You Googled it.
	No, I know it.
	I asked the question.
	I'm laying the plane, and I know how many people are on it, so it can only be configured a certain way.
	And believe me, I know which seats are good, which are terrible, and which are the mid ones.
	And so when Andrew is at the door, we're all walking out to the plane, and people are like, you know, taking pictures outside the plane.
	I go, like, I'm like an angry fucking wife to Andrew.
	I'm like, get the fuck over here.
	Follow me.
	So we're the first one.
	Isn't it great?
	That's fantastic.
	I know I can't.
	That is fantastic.
	I can't get screwed over.
	I can't.
	It's an awesome.
	I can't.
	Because he knows if it benefits me, it benefits him.
	I don't have to think about it at all.
	Because I would be, if I got the shit seats, I'd be like, dude, I'm on a private plane.
	I'm still fucking not happy.
	I'm getting this big wormhole behind.
	Can't be happy no matter what's happening.
	There you go.
	Turned out there's just a shitty section of a private plane, and Dove took care of it.
	I didn't know there was a shitty section of a private plane.
	Oh, my God, apparently so.
	Pateo knows.
	Of course.
	Of course, he wouldn't tell you about it.
	No, of course.
	On August 2010, he was with you.
	He could have told you.
	He couldn't mad up, bro.
	I'll be honest, it didn't matter because they were just talking the whole time.
	Every section was a shitty section of the private plane.
	I used to go to the bathroom and fake shit just to get away from the noise.
	Bro, you got headphones.
	Put the headphones on.
	Nah, that didn't stop it.
	That didn't stop it.
	I mean, it was, I don't know what they were talking about.
	I bet Dove got a good seat, too.
	Oh, yeah.
	But I knew what Dove.
	This is the other thing I have to accept.
	This is the other thing.
	I got to be comfortable and that everybody else.
	Listen, no, no, this is the thing I have to accept.
	And I think Dove has worked it out like this with me.
	It's like, I have to accept that no matter who else is with me, has to have a little bit less than Dove, and then I'll have the best.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	The second anybody else is elevated above Dove, Dove is like, let's just destroy the whole thing.
	Everything's destroyed.
	Let's destroy the whole thing.
	Like, the second I knew that Dove had his own room, I knew we were golden.
	And everybody's taken care of.
	If Dove was sharing a room, I mean, like, my sheets could have a fucking yeast infection on them, so it doesn't matter.
	Because once Dove is taken care of, everybody's taking care of them.
	Then he feels full and he's like, Let me take care of everybody.
	Let me just shower everybody with love and experience.
	You need full effort from me, full dedication.
	Andrew, Andrew knows.
	This is his writer.
	Everybody, every performer's got a rider.
Criminal Shooter Charges 00:14:38
	I knew how to get it.
	He's such a trouble rider.
	Bro, the restaurant forgot to bring some steaks.
	Just seeing Dove go talk to the people about it.
	I didn't even want the steaks.
	But it was the principal.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It was the principal, right?
	What did you say?
	What did you say?
	Nah, I don't know.
	Don't worry.
	Top talk taking it.
	Say it in French.
	Just say it in French in the microphone.
	I think it was something probably like, well, what are we going to do about this?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It'd be a real shame if the city shut down the restaurant.
	You know what I mean?
	This guy, he's a mobster, bro.
	Paris is fun, though.
	It's a beautiful city.
	It's a beautiful.
	It's a beautiful city.
	And we're back, baby.
	Listen, let's talk about our man, Alec Baldwin.
	You know what I'm saying?
	The fucking legend.
	The legend.
	Legend.
	We need going flagrant.
	Alec Baldwin.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Come on, lady dying, bro.
	Oh, I was talking about how he just had his seventh kid.
	Oh, man.
	Never shot up blank in his life.
	You know what I mean?
	We're talking about this.
	Shooting our clubs and movies.
	That's it.
	Listen, he's like Akash with a fucking gun, bro.
	He can't miss my boy.
	Okay, so what's the difference?
	So he's been indicted.
	Is that what it's called?
	Yeah, he's basically one of three people being charged with involuntary manslaughter.
	What is the difference, Alex, between being indicted and charged?
	That's the same.
	Same thing.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So he's charged with involuntary manslaughter for the shooting of his director of photography.
	That's correct.
	Yes, you're right.
	Oh, shit.
	You're nice, boy.
	Hey, thanks, Doug.
	Don't tell yourself short in your memory, man.
	Hey, thanks, buddy.
	Random things.
	One or two words always.
	So break the whole thing down.
	He is being charged by the DA, and they basically need to charge you.
	They need to have grounds to charge you.
	And what they're saying is you are being charged for pulling the trigger, which I don't think you're supposed to do on a set unless like everybody's clear or whatever.
	But he's saying there's no reason to charge me.
	And she's saying, no, the reason we took so long to charge you is because I wanted to hear back from the FBI on whether or not this trigger was pulled.
	Whatever when he tried to cap like you tried to say something to a lying motherfucker, and I knew that motherfucker was guilty.
	I remember I was doing that joke for a minute.
	Yeah.
	Do you guys remember that on tour?
	Doing the that was doing this little like Alec Baldwin joke, but I was basically saying that I knew for a fact that he did it once he said he didn't pull the trigger.
	You know, I don't mind giving you credit, but I don't think you're the only person who does it.
	I love you, and I give you credit a lot.
	You weren't the only one predicting.
	I know, I know, I know, I know.
	No, no, no.
	You're right about Netflix, though.
	You get it.
	Netflix is you.
	You were right, dog.
	It's crazy for us.
	Let me clarify.
	I even hear other people say that shit.
	Yeah, right.
	Yeah, bro.
	Let me clarify.
	I think OJ stabbed her.
	He's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever said.
	I apologize.
	I said he did it on purpose in the job.
	Oh, okay.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	That sounded the stupidest fucking thing I've ever said in my entire life.
	I apologize that.
	But I said he did it on purpose.
	I don't really think he wanted to kill her, but I do think that he wanted to shock her.
	Because if you're not even filming and you're just and you're pulling a trigger with a blank, right?
	You're annoyed by the person.
	You're working out the angle for a shot.
	I don't think they're actually recording.
	So they're working out.
	And then you know that there are blanks in the gun, you're assuming.
	So it's going to make a pop, right?
	Or does all that pop sound and that kind of stuff to go on post?
	I don't know.
	I don't know necessarily.
	I don't know.
	I would assume a blank still pops.
	The blank still pops because the blank, I believe, has the powder.
	It just doesn't have the projectile.
	Yeah.
	So maybe you're fucking annoyed.
	This DP is giving you a bunch of notes.
	You don't want to deal with it.
	Or the director's right behind.
	They keep on saying all this fucked up shit.
	And then you're like, all right, I'm going to scare them.
	I'm going to take out.
	I'm going to like passive aggressively bother these motherfuckers.
	And then you ended up shooting them.
	But the fact that he was like, no, I didn't even pull the trigger.
	It's like you go and you say you fucking pull the trigger.
	And you say you feel bad about it.
	I think he's a fucking looney bit in this.
	I also think it's just, you know.
	He has a fist fight with a guy over a parking spot.
	Nah, I didn't say that.
	That's new.
	That was in New York City right now.
	He'd been having his, there's like a crazy voice.
	I almost shot somebody over a pocket spot.
	Yeah, but you not Alec Baldwin.
	Like, to be that much of a lunatic, knowing that if you get in a fight in the streets, everybody's going to videotape it because you're a person who's been famous for 50 years.
	Like, you have to be a real lunatic.
	You have to be someone who can't control their emotions at all in public.
	If you're a regular dude that got a job, another person's taking your parking spot, all right, fight it out.
	You're not going to lose your job over there.
	I respect it.
	It's like, knowing who I am, knowing this is going to make the news, I don't give a fuck.
	At the very least, that's how you know he's out of it.
	No, what if the guy violated me?
	So now I'm, oh, I got to just be someone else.
	If you're worth $100,000, you just go back to your fucking $20 million home.
	Yeah, you get violated sometimes if you're worth that much money and you let it slide.
	And if you got to that, and I'm not even saying like an income joke, when you get to that level of income, I promise you, you're going to be like, okay, violate me.
	I'm rich.
	Put it this way.
	It's like...
	I'm not losing rich because I don't want to get violated.
	Remember when they fought the people in the crowd at the Pacers game?
	Yeah.
	Malice in the Palace?
	Yeah, Malice in the Palace.
	Like, all of us are like, yeah, you can't just talk to anybody the way you want, slap the shit out of somebody.
	But you're still a lunatic for going into the crowd and punching somebody because you have so much money to lose, so much opportunity to lose.
	You know what I mean?
	It's just not the smartest thing.
	That's the most emotionally intelligent thing to do.
	Even though as a man, you go, well, shit, if you're going to do that, but you're also probably thinking, if I know you in that situation, your primal urge is like, I'm going to fuck this guy up.
	But your money urge is going, he got one.
	Yeah, how much do I have to lose?
	You're going to pay for a garage.
	That's what you're going to do also.
	You know what I mean?
	And it's definitely different with male-female dynamics, but there's a reason Jay-Z and Solange, Jay-Z did absolutely nothing.
	If Alex Baldwin was in Jay-Z's situation, he might kill them both.
	He's not going to, I didn't even pull the trigger.
	Bullets on both of their fucking heads.
	I didn't pull the trigger.
	He also has, and we can get it emotionally, but he got into it with a stewardess because he refused to get off his phone as a plan was taken off.
	Oh, yeah.
	And he was just like, I'm not getting off my phone.
	He also left a crazy voicemail for his daughter.
	She was like 12 at the time.
	He called her a greedy little pig or something like that.
	Like, the guy at the very least will fly off the handle.
	Looney band.
	At the very least, he'll fly off the fucking side.
	Zero emotional intelligence and just anger takes over and he can't do anything, which are usually like my favorite people to hang around, to be honest with you.
	Just being around something, like, I mean, Dove has a lot of emotional intelligence, but he is so easily like, he's always in a state of like emotional distress.
	Yeah, and I just love it.
	This is like the most entertaining.
	That's why he's magic for a vlog because there's never a moment where he's feeling calm.
	It's always a moment of emotional distress.
	So you put the camera on him and it's magic.
	All right.
	So what do you guys think?
	What's going on?
	Does he end up going to prison?
	I think he's fucked because they're charging him as the shooter and the producer.
	Explain that.
	So as a shooter, you could say, look, I pulled the trigger, but nobody said it was a hot gun.
	There's not supposed to be a fucking bullet in there.
	I just pulled the trigger because I'm an actor and I'm trying to be in character or whatever your reasoning is.
	But then they're going to say, okay, well, if you're going to blame this armorer who handed the gun over, you're the producer.
	You hired that armorer.
	You're still liable.
	Now, I'm sure that's a smaller punishment or whatever, but I feel like he gets charged no matter what.
	On any, in any way, there's no way you're not getting charged.
	It feels like he would lose the civil case for something like this as a producer.
	And then there would be like the insurance that the movie has that would like, I guess, take on the responsibility of that payment.
	No, the civil one he would lose, but the criminal, I can't see him going to prison for it.
	Like I'm sorry, sorry.
	I can't see him going to prison for the producer role.
	For pulling the trigger, maybe if he's not supposed to pull a trigger in that situation on set, but for being the producer and then the armor was negligent.
	Yeah, criminal negligence as well.
	Yeah, like I think it's really hard because if you're the producer of a movie, now you're taking on the criminal liability of 400 people that work on a movie.
	Like nobody would ever even produce a movie.
	But civilly, I could see it happening.
	I see him getting the producer charge and not the involuntary manslaughter.
	But I think he's saying the producer charge won't carry jail time.
	Yeah, I don't think he'll carry it.
	But I think he'll get true.
	You're agreeing.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we're on the same page.
	But do you think he will get found guilty of that?
	In a civil court?
	No, no, in criminal of the producer one.
	I think he will.
	Does that have a punishment of jail time?
	I think it depends on the punishment.
	If it doesn't, you think he will get charged guilty?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I think the lesser the charge.
	Yeah.
	If it's like he's responsible for that life that's lost and he's going to have to do 20 years or whatever that is or 10 years, like whatever you get for like the max is five.
	And I think that's for shooting.
	And I think for producer, it's 18 months.
	And I could be wrong in that because I'm not still.
	They're also leveraging.
	I think they're leveraging two charges against him and one is more severe than the other one.
	That's according to the CNN article that I read.
	Like one is basically saying like.
	So it's fake news.
	Yeah, exactly.
	It's fake news completely not real.
	But if basically it's like criminal negligence or it is like a form of negligence that isn't necessarily criminal or something like that.
	But basically there's two charges and the jury gets to pick which charge they want to go forward with.
	And then depending on which one they go forward with, then that'll dictate what the sentencing is if he's found guilty.
	I think he's found guilty and he avoids jail time.
	Got you.
	That's my guess.
	I'm wondering if they're trying to like get him to testify against the armor.
	Oh fuck.
	Where like they're like, we want to get this person, the armor is ultimately.
	And most people I think recognize like, oh, the armor is like the person that's like most responsible here.
	I think the first DA that grabbed the gun that handed it to him in the first place pleaded guilty already to like negligence.
	And so that's the third person that was charged out of all of them.
	I think he should be charged as a producer.
	How you hire this shitty ass armorer?
	I had a better armorer in Las Vegas than you had on this set.
	He's not hiring the armor.
	This is a producer and name only, I imagine, like where you basically give a producer credit.
	Yo, how happy do you think Hollywood execs are?
	Where they're like, all these fucking actors do a movie, they gotta be producer.
	Well, now you got what you wanted, motherfucker.
	Yeah, you're gonna put in name only right next to that shit.
	I don't think he actually hired her, like, made the call, but he had a much bigger role because, like, this was him.
	Like, this was an independent movie that he was putting up a lot of the money for.
	So it's like he does have a lot more say over what happens.
	Isn't the girl's dad also, like, the armorer's dad was also a professional, like, Hollywood Armor?
	Yeah.
	So she's like a Nepo baby.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And she had like almost zero experience.
	Yeah.
	So it is negative.
	But I think that's one of those things where it's like.
	Especially when it comes to Hollywood stuff where it's easier to get into the union if you have a connection.
	And then once you're in the union, you're making, I don't know what they're making a day, but probably like really good money per day.
	So if you don't have something that you're really passionate about, you might as well get this like really cushy, awesome union job where you're getting guaranteed work, working with all these famous people, and you got your fucking pops.
	Yeah, if you're like a PA.
	I said it's 2020, but this is such a high-stakes job to give to a fucking, oh, it's an easy, just do the angle bait on the guns.
	You don't want to be the like the animal wrangler, Nepo baby.
	No, but think about like to them, to them, it's nothing.
	Like how often does this happen on a movie?
	I remember the crow did Brandon Lee or Brandon Lee's Brandon Lee.
	Spruce Lee's son, like that happened then and then shit hasn't happened since.
	So I think in their mind, they're like, there'd never be a live round.
	It would all be blanks.
	It's no different than props, I imagine, for them.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	So you're like, oh shit, I'm going to get all this money.
	My pop's going to hook it up.
	We're going to do all these things.
	Everything's going to be good.
	Just like you see legacy people in Transpo.
	Like your pops was the transportation coordinator.
	You're getting this $500 a day job.
	It's like, it's golden.
	Do you think, sorry, I just had to say, do you think this is why he had to lie on that interview and say, I never even pulled the teaser?
	Not only to avoid the jail time of I'm involuntary manslaughter.
	I'm saying as the producer.
	Yeah.
	Oh, well, yeah.
	It's just clearly the gun misfired.
	That can't be on the producer.
	His lawyers might have been like, yo, you could get pinched for both.
	So we got to figure out a story that helps avoid both charges.
	The truth might help you avoid one.
	Can you break down this, this, his wife's accent thing happening?
	Because apparently that shit's happening again, right?
	How weird is this?
	So basically, which is actually fucked up that the paparazzi does this, but basically like they're going to like where she's dropping her kids off at school or some shit to like get a comment from her.
	Yeah.
	And which is fucked up.
	Don't like bring the kids and like fucking involve the kids in it.
	But they're interviewing her about it.
	I think this is the video.
	And yeah, when is this from?
	This is two days ago.
	So basically they're asking her about it and this is what her accent is.
	All these charges.
	I want to make sure everybody is here before I start.
	You guys can all stay away.
	I'm going to tell you what I'm going to say.
	You're not going to ask me questions.
	I'm going to stop you.
	Okay?
	I want you guys to realize that we have seven kids.
	And you being here to escort them to school and to be there when they come home is not good.
	So on a human level, you guys know I'm not going to say anything to you.
	You know that.
	So please leave my family in peace and let this all play out.
	Okay?
	So let my kids come home and you stay away from them.
	Because they ask me, mommy, what, like, what are these people doing?
	Mommy.
	And it's a very hard thing as a mom to try to explain.
	So please, go home.
	Because I'm not going to say anything and Alec is not going to say anything.
	You're worse.
	So that's what she says.
	And then people obviously bring this back up a million times.
	But like, she said at one point she was from Spain and she's not from Spain.
	She grew up in Boston.
	You know what she does is clever.
	Whenever they have like, I saw TikTok on it.
	Whenever they ask you from Spain, she goes, my parents live in Spain.
	Every time.
	So she doesn't outright lie.
	She just leads them to believe she's from Spain because my parents live in Spain.
	I work actually.
	And I think she has Spanish family in her lineage, but never lived there, never like had spent time there.
	She went to high school in Boston.
	Her classmates in high school were like, she didn't have no accent.
	What are you talking about?
	And then now it was a full-on Spanish accent.
	And can you show me the version of her that doesn't have it?
	Yeah.
	Because usually when somebody's upset, that's when they break.
	So the fact that she is still doing the accent while upset speaking, I'm like, maybe.
	She might even be a down-ass wife.
	And she's like, yo, my husband's getting a lot of negative attention.
Clever Spain Lie 00:15:21
	How do I take it off of him?
	I'll take it on.
	Let's put the accent back.
	Maybe that.
	I agree with everything she said right there.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	It's heartbreaking.
	Like, stop fucking with me.
	It's heartbreaking.
	These are kids.
	Yeah.
	The problem is if she just said that like a normal person, we would feel it a lot more than if she put on the accent.
	It all gets lost in the accent.
	Because it feels like all of it is fabricated.
	Yeah.
	Her and Alec need to just sit down and be like, how do we properly crisis manage?
	Because if Alec did that George Stephanopoulos interview, he's like, dude, this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life.
	I cannot believe there was a live round that nobody told me.
	I pulled the trigger, assuming we're filming, I'm an actor.
	That's all he had to say.
	Yo, we would have been like, oh, this course.
	He just says that, and then he's going to jail.
	Yeah, then he admits that he's criminally negligent.
	Yeah, that's true.
	You've been on set.
	You've been on set for 50 years.
	You can't pull the trigger.
	You know better.
	You know you shouldn't do it.
	She might not have experience, but you have experience holding weapons.
	You should know better than to pull the trigger.
	I think the average person didn't realize that you don't pull the trigger.
	And that's why we were all going, why are you lying about this, bro?
	It just sounds, you look so goofy right now lying about it because we assumed every time you're on set and you have a fake gun, you could pull the trigger on it.
	We literally see movies where you see the trigger get pulled.
	Yeah.
	Like I would never assume that you just go bang, bang, but not pull it on the shit.
	And then there's like dispute as to whether or not the armor gave it to him because basically there's like within film in general, there's all these like technicalities.
	Like when you take the lens off, you have to have the gloves.
	You have to hold it this way.
	You have to replace it with this person.
	Only certain people can touch certain things.
	And so the armor is supposed to grab it, hand it to him, say cold gun, and like tell it to everyone.
	And then everyone like responds.
	Like there's a whole fucking ritual.
	And apparently the first AD is the one that grabbed it and then gave it to him.
	That's the thing with these indie movies, man.
	Everyone's just on deck.
	So, but they're saying, and I think this is what they're going to try to prove in court is that you should know if you don't get it from the person, you can't be touching it.
	And not only did you touch it, but you also fired it.
	And then that's how they're going to try to get him.
	That's what it seems.
	They could really get them.
	Maybe.
	Who knows?
	Son, I'm doing all that bang-bang shit in posts, bro.
	Like, it ain't that hard to throw the gunshot sounds in posts, right?
	Go like this, man.
	Yeah, but it looks real if you see a copy.
	Oh, because you don't see the movement of the gun, you're saying?
	I mean, yeah, if a bullet comes out and kills someone, it seems realer.
	You know what I mean?
	You shouldn't do that.
	Are they going to use the take?
	Like, that's another thing we should ask.
	Didn't they finish the movie?
	Yeah, I think so.
	They went back.
	Alex loves realism, bro.
	Alex wants a director's cut where they show him pulling the trigger and the girls.
	Fire.
	Making a 3D movie.
	But apparently, I don't know what this video is, but this is like when her fucking accent went wrong.
	We have very few ingredients.
	We have tomatoes.
	We have cucumbers.
	That's the funny part.
	And then I stay active when I'm pregnant.
	And I'm not trying to stay thin.
	I'm just trying to keep my circulation going and stretch.
	She's putting it on.
	She's putting it off.
	It ain't as crazy as I thought.
	Yeah, I know.
	People pick it on.
	It ain't that crazy.
	How do you say cucumber?
	Yeah, that was the one huh.
	How do you say cucumber?
	That's crazy.
	Isn't that crazy to you when she talked like this?
	How do you say cucumber?
	My kids want their mommy.
	And also to blame it on being bilingual.
	Come on.
	I'm not feeling the same way.
	And I don't like when niggas fake shit come.
	Come on.
	It's not even that.
	It ain't that bad.
	How do you say cucumber?
	It ain't bad.
	Low-key is like, is she faking talking white?
	Maybe that's how she speaks.
	Maybe she speaks Spanish.
	She's fake and talking white.
	So peace you, Mark.
	You know what I mean?
	I like this tick, but that's funny.
	I think her real voice is Spanish.
	I know, I think her real voice is Spanish.
	She's faking talking white.
	Son, you go to LA and they all faking talking Kardashian.
	That shit is annoying.
	Yeah.
	That's not, that's not annoying.
	That's not that weird, bro.
	It's also weird everyone is a different ethnicity.
	To your point, Spanish people aren't white.
	She's just doing a completely different ethnicity.
	Nah, she's Spanish.
	What do you mean?
	She's Spanish, bro.
	She's Spanish?
	Yeah, she's Spanish.
	So it's okay?
	Yeah.
	Because she's doing a white person's accent?
	Come on, bro.
	I got to go ahead and take this one back.
	Wait, hang on.
	Come on, bro.
	You just spun yourself.
	Yeah, I did.
	I did spun myself.
	No, that shit is weird.
	Nah, that's wrong.
	I couldn't imagine accidentally shooting someone.
	It ain't that crazy.
	Y'all really making a big deal out of it.
	That's what I thought when I saw it this morning.
	I was like, oh, it's not as comical as I thought it would be.
	I thought it'd be like absurd.
	But it's a fake accent, which is weird.
	Yeah.
	It's weird.
	The only people who care about this is women because women be hating on other women.
	You know, the only one with a cute accent with a cute accent?
	Like, fuck you in your cute accent.
	Damn, white liberals, that's going to bother them, too.
	You got to be able to do that.
	The only reason I think she's Latina, she has seven kids.
	That's a very Latina thing to do.
	Yeah, exactly.
	She lives it, bro.
	She's the best actor in the family.
	She really embraces roller beyond.
	Yeah.
	Bro.
	Yeah, she's married.
	Pretty good.
	Snap.
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, that's how you get to seven.
	You got to snap back.
	Seven kids, she looks like that.
	That's how you know she's not Latina, bro.
	Latina with seven kids doesn't look like that.
	That's true.
	Let's do another story.
	But listen, shout out to Alec Baldwin.
	You know what I mean?
	Father of the year.
	Okay.
	I think you're innocent.
	Did you see?
	See, actually, I agree.
	I heard someone say, I'm standing behind Alec Baldwin because I'm not going to stand in front of him.
	All right, Shannon Sharp gets in a fight at an NBA game.
	You saw this?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	What did you think?
	This is another actor?
	Is that what you think?
	He had an accent too.
	I think he's also leaning into the character of being so pro-LeBron that he's going to go to Lakers game courtside to talk to the players.
	And if something happens, he ain't going to be scared of it.
	And was the argument with T-Morant, Jaw's father?
	Well, it started with Dylan Brooks.
	Yeah.
	Who was playing?
	Who's playing?
	He says something like, sit your ass down.
	Then Shannon talked back.
	Well, he initially said he was too small to guard LeBron.
	Okay.
	So he said that before the game.
	He's like, this guy, you can't put him against LeBron.
	He's too small.
	So he was chirping him before anything even started.
	And then after, I think LeBron like shot over him or whatever.
	Then he was like, see, told you.
	And then he says something, shut up, shut the fuck up, whatever.
	Then they start jawing back and forth.
	Then Stephen Adams comes over and Stephen Adams ready.
	Big man.
	That motherfucker, he don't care.
	He's ready.
	And then they kind of get separated a little bit.
	Then John Moran's dad comes over and then him and John Moran's dad are going at it much harder.
	But him and John Moran's dad are cool.
	They already showed that they're small.
	Yeah, they japped it up right after.
	But Stephen A. Smith released a little, I mean, sorry, Shannon Sharp released a little statement after that says something like, these guys didn't want smoke.
	T Moran didn't want no smoke.
	Dylan Brooks didn't want no smoke.
	He conveniently left Stephen Adams out of it.
	He might like a little bit.
	A small appetite of smoke perhaps would be okay with him.
	A puff.
	Let's take a puff.
	But Shannon wanted to smoke too.
	I was surprised.
	He wasn't like backing down.
	I mean, Shannon's a football fan.
	He's in fantastic shape.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And he got the whole man strength problem.
	But the whole team could have pretty much came after him, and he's by himself.
	I saw Lavelino.
	But he also knows that nobody's going to do shit at the fucking Lakers.
	Yeah, there's no way.
	I think he really does probably like LeBron, but I also think Skip is the anti-LeBron guy.
	So the best role to play is the very pro-LeBron guy.
	And then you watch Skip and you learn it doesn't have to be that real.
	For Skip, it's not real at all.
	For Shannon, it's like, well, let me just lean in all the way.
	Here's an opportunity to elevate my profile as an announcer beyond Hall of Fame football player.
	And it's funny, and he handles himself well in the situation.
	And it's like he wearing the fire cardigan.
	They already got the fucking album cover.
	Have you seen that?
	Oh, yeah.
	Which is parental advisor exclusive.
	And he's looking in the album with the cardigan slap in the wind or whatever.
	He bet your whole style, bro.
	I know.
	He wanted to be cardigan.
	We're going to see some privilege if he doesn't get banned from the arena.
	Yeah.
	Because any other person.
	You think it happens?
	Black privilege?
	Yeah.
	Let's go.
	That's why Alec Baldwin's getting charged.
	This didn't happen to OJ.
	That's a good ass point.
	What's happening to this car?
	That's a good question.
	What's happening to this car?
	You got to talk to your child.
	You got to get this guy, bro.
	He got charged.
	Oh, yeah, he got charged.
	He's innocent.
	He's walking free.
	Yeah, well, let's see.
	Yeah, but not even a charge.
	And he's home.
	It happened at what happened at Staples or whatever the fuck they call it now?
	Crypto.
	Crypto.com arena.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	If it's at crypto, nothing happens.
	So I think LeBron just squashes that shit immediately.
	LeBron said something like, I love C. Shannon.
	That's my guy.
	That's what's up.
	Yeah.
	What else we got, man?
	You want to talk about the Steven Crowder situation?
	Yeah.
	So what happened?
	Conservative media, they're going at it with each other.
	Yeah, that's what it seems like.
	Interesting.
	This is a very liberal thing to do.
	Yeah.
	So that was a lot of insight amongst conservatives.
	No, but usually liberals are the ones that like consume their own, right?
	It's like you can't be liberal enough and eventually everyone cancels each other and it's over.
	But seeing the right fight like this, the independent right, this is peculiar.
	So what it seems like Steven Crowder was negotiating with the Daily Wire, which Ben Shapiro has an ownership stake in, I assume, and they're close.
	And he was negotiating.
	And then some phone calls during the negotiations were before they fell apart.
	Steven Crowder taped that and then put it on this YouTube video and explained, This is why I'm not going with the Daily Wire.
	Daily Wire might have said something first.
	This is the link F.A. Sentis.
	And maybe this was his response.
	And he was like, look, this is why I'm not going with the Daily Wire.
	Apparently, Ben Shapiro's deals with these people or Daily Wire's deals with talent is you have to make videos that YouTube won't demonetize.
	And that's the only way you get paid.
	Because if we have to make money off the YouTube money for you to make money off of us.
	And Stephen Crowder's thing is, yeah, but big tech tends to lean left and censor true right-wing views and get demonetized.
	So you're suppressing freedom of speech.
	I can't do the deal.
	That was his line of thought, which makes sense.
	But then he plays the phone call on the video and then at the end tries to get people to his like whatever thing he's starting.
	So I think the response in the comments was not what he expected.
	I think he expected, I'm fighting for the truth and people are going to see that and be on my side.
	But everybody in the comments is like, why would you record a phone call with your homie and then put it out there?
	Like, who does that?
	And he's just getting the owner of the Daily Wire named.
	I think it's Jeremy Boring.
	Jeremy, yeah, And to his credit, he hasn't turned off comments.
	I'll give him that.
	He's letting them cook them.
	I thought it was an interesting criticism, though.
	If, well, okay, so I understand like kind of where both sides are coming from, right?
	Which is, you know, I think maybe Crowder was looking for a deal that was probably more similar to like Rogan's, which is, hey, I'm going to do what I want to do, and you guys are going to have to deal with the repercussions of those conversations.
	Like, Rogan gets paid whether or not Spotify gets heat, Spotify wants to take down an episode, like Rogan getting paid.
	And I imagine any creative would want to do that.
	You know what I mean?
	I also imagine any creative would want to eventually have that kind of security.
	It's like, you know, Crowder's probably dealing with every single week whether an episode is demonetized or not, if he's going to get kicked out of YouTube or not, if sponsors are going to leave or not.
	It's just, there's some stress to that.
	So the idea that you get to go to a company and you get this guaranteed check after all this hard work and building up this audience, you're like, okay, that's nice.
	I finally have some security.
	Maybe I'll take a little less than I can make on my own for the security that I don't have to look over my shoulder every second to see if I'm getting canceled by this, that, or the other.
	And then finding out that the deal was contingent on the content being up, you go, well, fuck, now I can't just create freely.
	I'm still dealing with all the stress that I had to deal with before.
	It ain't a real $50 million deal.
	It's a $50 million as long as I play by the rules.
	And it's a $50 million budget from what he's saying, which is I got to pay 25 employees for the length of this deal.
	Right.
	And then, but what he's also, I imagine, frustrated by, which I also understand is if I got to play by these rules and as a conservative, I feel like these rules aren't protecting my values and beliefs.
	That's not a secure system for me.
	I want to be able to create whatever.
	So in order for me to do that, I have to do that, I guess, on my own platform.
	I get that.
	Now, I also understand the Daily Wire's position, which is like.
	We are assuming the responsibility.
	We're assuming the liability.
	We're putting up all the money.
	We need to make sure that your content still makes us money.
	And that's how a business works.
	If you can't make us money, then we're just losing money on this deal.
	We cannot do that.
	Not to mention, I also understand their frustration, which was the first one, none of these deal points were set in stone.
	This is just like an offer letter.
	There's another term for it.
	I'm messing it up.
	So he couldn't negotiate it on any of these points.
	And they're like, we could have talked about it.
	That's where Candace came in and Candace was like, hey, I got sent a deal memo and then my lawyers changed these things and added different things and created more securities for me.
	You could have still done this.
	It looks like you're kind of making, it looks like you're kind of almost like using this as an opportunity to create a villain and then galvanize your audience against that villain.
	Just one pushback.
	He did do that though.
	What's that?
	Like they, when they gave him the initial terms, he did renegotiate and say, hey, I want the contract to look like this.
	And then they told him, like, we can't match that.
	Well, my understanding.
	And so that he's like, okay, so I'm going to walk away.
	Well, my understanding was what he changed was mostly the money.
	So they offered something and then he.
	And now YouTube and the YouTube like thing that he has to abide by the YouTube rules.
	He wanted that off the end.
	But just real quick on this.
	So, and which is good because he should put that up.
	If it's important to have that, like if it's important to him to have that kind of creative freedom, the one problem is when you do accept a deal, you're accepting a lack of freedom.
	Anytime you accept money from somebody else, there's going to be a restriction with that money.
	So if you are going for a buyout, right?
	You have to accept, hey, they might take down a piece of content.
	They might not want to put it up.
	And that's up to them.
	And they're basically putting it on you to create content that won't get taken down by YouTube, which I understand his frustration.
	What I thought was that Daily Wire was trying to say is, hey, you were okay with this.
	You weren't upset at this when you wanted a specific number.
	And then when you found out that we weren't going to pay you that number, then you were upset.
	So I think their position was, hey, you're willing to acquiesce to these demands for 100 million or whatever the fuck you wanted.
	And the second it became this different number, now all of a sudden you can't do it and you're worried about online censorship and all these people.
	But why does he have to go public with it anyway?
	Like you try to do a deal with someone and the deal doesn't work out.
	Why is that grounds to all of a sudden like put everyone on blood?
	And I think that's his mistake.
	I think, you remember that Tom Brady thing?
	Well, what do you think?
	Well, I'm like, from more of a like malicious version is like, oh, this thing happened and I'm going to leverage this thing within the conservative community to like rally people and galvanize people and pull some of their fans away and eat up some of their people.
	I don't know if he's thinking that way.
	And it would be a shame if that was the.
	But that is how it gets perceived.
	It would be like if CoffeeZilla did the Logan video and then was like, if you want an NFT you can trust, come to me.
	Right.
	Now, what about, let's use us as an example.
	You know, we had a deal for a special and then I publicly said what was going on, right?
	And that I bought it back and I was going to put out myself.
	Like, is that the same thing?
	I don't think so because that's necessary for the product.
	You're explaining to people, hey, here's where it's going to be and here's why it's going to be here.
	But for him, nothing changed.
	He's doing the same thing.
	He's saying, like, I want to put out a product.
	They are making the, they are tying my hands.
Explaining Product Vision 00:05:02
	Two differences.
	Sorry, let him just get the whole thing out.
	Tie in my hands, so I can't make the product that I want to make.
	And so, because of this, I want to let the world know that this is the reason why I'm not going with this deal.
	And he was, he wanted to emphasize, like, oh, so every single person that you sign, even this young YouTuber, you're going to hold their hands as well.
	I think that was his major.
	Here's the pushback.
	In terms of the Andrew parallel, Andrew didn't say, first of all, he also didn't, he went, he didn't name the streamer and still hasn't.
	Didn't technically neither did.
	I don't think technically neither did Crowder.
	I think he just called him Big Con.
	But no, that phone call where he taped it.
	And then that's where it's different.
	People are like, yo, why are you taping phone calls and putting them out and vilifying people?
	He kind of vilified like streamers, I guess, but he didn't go at anybody.
	He didn't name any names.
	I vilified the idea of like censoring.
	He did go.
	And he didn't at the end say, by the way, comics, if you want to go to a place that won't censor you, I'm starting a thing.
	That's where it also gets perceived as why, yo, this starting to see more self-censor.
	Also, I will say one thing is I had a deal in place.
	Whereas the difference here is they didn't have a deal.
	It'd be one thing if they had a deal in place, they were operating within that deal, and then all this censorship started and he needed to get out of the deal so that he could create the content that he was promised he could do.
	Then he would go, hey, this is what happened.
	But I guess to your point, which is like, you don't even really need to share this at all.
	I guess that's my question.
	I wonder if he has a different motivation or if there's a different like play here.
	Like with the Chappelle thing with Chappelle shows, like he was leveraging his audience to then get something that he wanted because there was a deal that was in place and then he was able to leverage his audience to get a better deal.
	And I'm like, okay, yeah, that's business.
	But like with this, you don't just go and blast for every person that you have a deal with that like doesn't go through.
	But do you think that he was leveraging it to build up his Patreon or his private club or whatever it is?
	Yeah, I guess.
	Feels like maybe that was the goal.
	I think the way I perceived it, it was just like he was upset that they tried to make it seem like it's a money thing because they, I think, came at him.
	I don't know who came at who first.
	He released first.
	So he said he like dissed them.
	They came back trying to make it seem like he was all about the money.
	That, I think, is what pissed him off because he's like, no, no, no, there's a bigger principle at play.
	And that's why now I have to record this guy and air that out so you guys see what I actually was caring about on the phone.
	Because he mentioned that multiple times.
	He was like, hey, ego.
	No, sorry.
	I was going to say to you.
	I was going to go ahead and finish up.
	Yeah.
	And so, and that's why at the end of his thing, he was like, oh, well, you guys can go to this platform.
	And I want to let you know I'm never going to sign anybody.
	I'm not going to own any of your show.
	I'm not going to take any money from your YouTube.
	So it's like, it's almost like even if he's trying to bring people to this other platform, I don't think he capitalizes monetarily.
	I think he's just saying about producers dancing in the video.
	Exactly.
	Exactly what he said.
	What the fuck was it?
	Death Row Records.
	That's exactly what I was going to say.
	But it's also, you come here and now you can be yourself.
	That feels very short.
	Now I'm exactly.
	And then the first part of, oh, they attacked me, so I'm going to come back.
	I completely get it.
	I would probably do the same thing at the very least want to do the same thing.
	But Tom Brady, remember when he commented on Lil Duvall's IG post randomly about some meme Duval had and he said, if you're explaining, you're losing?
	That's how I felt about watching that.
	Oh, this is what they mean.
	If you're explaining, you're losing.
	If he just ignored it and a couple sentences maybe and then went on about his business, everybody would have forgotten.
	When you make this video to explain yourself, then people start to, there's just more time to pick holes in what you're saying.
	I just, maybe he just felt like, nah, they're trying to paint me.
	I get it.
	In a light that I would have probably done the same.
	That makes more sense.
	But also, don't leave the phone call.
	That'd be the only thing.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Leaving the phone calls, Corny.
	I don't like that.
	Yeah.
	I don't like that at all.
	Yeah.
	But it is an interesting thing.
	Like, you know, one way of looking at it is that he went into this with the intent, because it's not like he hasn't had deals before, right?
	Like he's taking money from different people.
	I think he was with the Blaze.
	I think he's been with other people.
	So it's not like he's not accepting money from different groups.
	I guess he felt that those groups weren't like impeding on his freedom of thought.
	And he knows for a fact that YouTube or different social media platforms are going to do that.
	And if he has to maintain the rules of those platforms now, by proxy of that relationship and that contract, he cannot create freely.
	That I relate to.
	And that would be frustrating.
	And it'd be frustrating for him to continue to be authentic and serve his viewers if he went along with that.
	I guess I would say it's like, why not continue debating that?
	And why not continue working those things out in the contracts and trying to fight for that?
	Because especially if I'm taking him at face value in terms of like what his beliefs are, right?
	Which I like to do with people.
	It's like, if you're a conservative, you believe this shit, you live, you die.
	I think a lot of people who are necessarily haters are using this as an opportunity to be like, see, you're not about that life.
Cowboys Fan Overconfidence 00:08:33
	Get the fuck out of here.
	You're just trying to monetize us.
	But if you believe in conservative values, like a terrorist believes in Islam, like you are 100%.
	Anything that's going to encroach on that freedom, you like, get the fuck out of here.
	And that's what he sounds like to me.
	But you never know.
	It could.
	And also there's Catholic terrorists, too.
	I just wanted to point that out.
	Yeah, that's a fact.
	There's a lot of different terrorists.
	Terrorists come in all shapes and sizes and religions.
	I'm sure there's Jewish terrorists.
	There's definitely Jewish terrorists.
	The media, there's an Asian, there was an Asian one last year.
	Yeah, Asian terrorists.
	There's so many different terrorists.
	Somebody is a Buddhist terrorist.
	Exactly.
	Did what we just said comply with all YouTube's demands?
	YouTube is fine with what I just said.
	Everyone's a terrorist all the time.
	Everyone's a terrorist.
	Oh, wait, there's women.
	There's women terrorists, too.
	There's definitely women terrorists.
	Black terrorists.
	And there's gay terrorists.
	Gay terrorists for sure.
	They was after me in Paris, bro.
	When they saw this mustache, them gay terrorists is coming, bro.
	You wanted to terrorize that booty hole.
	That's what they wanted to do.
	I ain't let nothing happen, bro.
	Fly a play straight into that shit.
	No, no, they heard real talk.
	They wanted that.
	But then, you know, that's why the first time I was in Paris, I shit myself because they need to know what they're getting into.
	Oh, a couple homes for science in there.
	Smart movies.
	Shifty was just playing defense.
	He got back to New York.
	He's like, oh, they're going to smell the Paris on me.
	I got to.
	Okay, okay.
	I get it now.
	Damn, Shifty on it.
	Yeah.
	Shifty smart.
	So I got an apple juices.
	Damn, right.
	All right, before we get out of here, let's talk about some real depressing shit, man.
	Sad.
	It's the saddest.
	It's a sad moment in history.
	It's a sad moment in history, man.
	Yeah.
	Cowboys finally lost in the playoffs.
	Finally, dude.
	So unexpected.
	Finally lost in the end of the dynasty, bro.
	I know.
	I did not see it coming.
	I truly did not see it coming.
	Where do they go from here?
	You know what sucks is I don't the fans?
	Yeah.
	I don't think that I don't think that.
	Can I make my wife believe in me like y'all believe in the Cowboys?
	It's amazing.
	I don't.
	It's amazing, bro.
	I said bet against the Cowboys.
	Yeah.
	You remember that?
	I said it against the Bucks, which they won, but I'd have said it again against the Nines.
	You think that you're like, you would have lost that match.
	Yeah, I lost.
	The one advice you gave us.
	50-50.
	Not 50-50.
	But you're going to get more if I say that Cowboys fans generally believe a little bit too much in themselves.
	Yeah, it's funny because in Dallas, everybody I know is just like, oh, this is hopeless.
	And then you leave Dallas, all the fans outside of the cities are like, we win the Super Bowl.
	Yo, that's not what we're thinking back on at all.
	These are just New Yorkers that leave New York.
	Unless the Jones family somehow has to sell the team, like, you know, me two cases or something, then we're just, we are where we are.
	You know what I mean?
	He's done it.
	We just need it to come to lights.
	It's what makes you feel like you accuse him.
	You make an accusation.
	The segregation shit wasn't enough.
	I thought you were.
	You would have thought.
	I know, yeah.
	Nah, bro.
	Nobody cares about Black Beach.
	We need fresh cases.
	If he was all looking like that, we'd have been like, yo, that was Thursday.
	That's true.
	50 years, it was just too much time.
	You know what I mean?
	He's looking at that picture with black and white.
	Like, if that's like an incolor.
	He's not in white the way he wants the world.
	Yeah, he's separated.
	No color.
	So, anyway, the Cowboys just lost to the better team.
	I don't think Dak is, I think he's good, but he's not good enough to win a Super Bowl without a really, really, really good coach and a really good supporting catch.
	That was handled that last play, though.
	That last play was a fucking what were they thinking with that last play?
	I was, the Cowboys always have the worst last play of a game, so I wasn't even surprised at how stupid that was.
	I don't even understand what was going on with the game.
	They're trying to go to lose.
	Like the play that was called, was it to make sure that they lost?
	I think what they're the plan was create a, it's like have a quick pass.
	The guy immediately laterals it to Suzek, who's playing center.
	Yeah.
	And then he can run and then later, lateral, however.
	Is the coach the director of Rust?
	I think he might be.
	Oh, it is.
	Jay McCarthy, he's a producer, I think.
	Oh, he's a producer.
	He's a producer, I think.
	I just need to get it.
	I wish Jerry Jones is the producer.
	I'm fucking Rust got his damn it.
	Fuck.
	Okay.
	So I think that was the plan.
	But the Niners' defense is just so fast.
	Do you believe in the Niners for the future?
	Like, are we putting money on the Niners?
	So here's what I think.
	I think.
	If we were to gamble, first of all.
	If I was to gamble.
	What would you do?
	The problem is Philadelphia, week to week, you never know, but they look fucking invincible.
	They fucking.
	Like, they look destroyed us, bro.
	They look good at everything.
	I don't know a weakness necessarily.
	Jalen Hurts, maybe in a big game, can't do it, maybe.
	But he played big games all through college.
	So I'm not even.
	They look really fucking good.
	If Mahomes was healthy, I would say they're going to win the Super Bowl, the Chiefs.
	But since he's not, I think.
	What are the lines, Miles?
	Eagles are minus two and a half.
	So Eagles are favored by two and a half.
	I think they're going to cover, I think.
	And I think the Bengals is a pick'em, right?
	Yeah.
	Which means whoever you picked, that's just like, yeah, that's the line.
	I think the Bengals will win just because Mahomes has a high ankle injury, high ankle sprain, and those tend to be rough.
	You can't run.
	You probably can't plant properly as a quarterback.
	He could play in this maybe.
	See what happens.
	But I think the Bengals and Joe Burrow is going to be too good just because Mahomes is hurt.
	So you think the Bengals are going back?
	I think they are going back.
	And I don't think they'll win the Super Bowl because the other two teams have such good D lines and the Bengals O-line was already not good and it's decimated now.
	So I don't think they'll win the Super Bowl, but I think they'll make it back.
	Now, if you were to put some money down, where would you do that?
	I think I would do it at Bedonline.ag and you would use I would use a promo code, Flagrant and I'm.
	I believe they match my initial deposit of a thousand dollars up to a thousand dollars by fifty percent.
	So if I put in a thousand, I get five hundred free dollars.
	That's pretty fucking crazy, wow.
	And so you're putting it on.
	So I'm putting it on the bangles and I'm putting on the Eagles.
	I hate to say this as a Cowboy fan but, but the Eagles look really fucking good.
	I would love to be wrong.
	I'd love to be a good person that's involved.
	Is it's easier to be objective, right?
	Yeah, isn't that interesting?
	Like being a fan without having any money in the game.
	Oh yeah, you could be as illogical.
	You're a lunatic yeah, but once you put like a hundred dollars, you're You're like, that O-line is struggling.
	Like, some bums, yo.
	Yeah, yeah.
	What happened to that kicker?
	Um, and yeah, the one who missed like three.
	Dude, this is kicking and cornerback are the most mental positions I think in football.
	That's a funny term.
	We don't have that.
	This is like if uh, I hear it in golf more so, but like all of a sudden you just can't hit the ball or you hit the ball and it goes 200 feet to the left of where you wanted it.
	You're just completely off.
	Completely inexpensive.
	Extra point, bro.
	That is like the easiest thing.
	This is what I think it is.
	Cornerback and kicker.
	If you make a mistake, everybody watching knows it's your mistake.
	Like a sack, I guess you can blame the lineman, but like you lose eight yards and it kind of kills the drive.
	But a long, you give up a long pass for 50 yards.
	That's on you.
	You crushed us.
	You cost us points and it's on you and you alone.
	So I think you, the whole world sees it and you get in your head.
	And same with missing a kick.
	The whole world saw you miss a kick.
	So once you miss one, it's like, yo, everybody fucking saw me do that.
	And I think it just snowballs.
	And that's why kickers just go cold.
	I don't believe it.
	No, I hey, I you watch zero sports, so I think you're right.
	But when I have hunches, my hunches be on.
	I'm telling you, check that guy back.
	He's in like crazy debt right now, and he was trying to throw that game.
	Oh, wow.
	Interesting.
	There's no way.
	Yeah, that could be it, bro.
	To miss extra points in a row.
	Yeah.
	That's crazy.
	Well, he missed four, but the Cowboys were up.
	The Cowboys were up 18-0 when he missed one of them, 24-0 when he missed another.
	So, like, whatever the spread is, it wasn't your one point is not hurting him.
	He's trying to do what he can, bro.
	Trying to do what he can.
	Everybody got to do their part.
	This is like target fixation.
	That's like when you're staring at someone, you're on a bike and you go towards it instead of trying to miss it because you're afraid of hitting it.
	He fucking misses two kicks in a row, and then he lines up and he's like, oh, goddamn.
	There's a lot of messages.
	I know.
	He was just doing that thing.
	Like, shut up.
	He doesn't do that.
	There's a long-ass explanation for just missing.
	Yeah, I know.
	Target fixation.
	Yeah.
	That's life, bro.
	What?
	Your whole life, you're looking at the thing that you're going to do something with.
	That's motorcycles and guns and then go, That's crazy, bro.
Target Fixation Failure 00:04:55
	I promise.
	They're not going to understand it, bro.
	No, we're not going to understand it, bro.
	So you saying the kicker was fixating too much on kicking it through the post and that's why he missed?
	He got to focus more on not getting it through the post.
	That's how you get the ball through the post.
	No, I'll send y'all a definition.
	You can read about it.
	Who did this scientific study?
	No, you know, it's great.
	This is cool.
	I've heard snipers will aim 100 feet to the left and the left, bro.
	You do have to do that, man.
	You really do have to do that.
	That's actually not.
	Yeah, nah, explain it.
	Do you do that?
	No, no, because you could go to where with the wind, you still go to 100 feet to the left.
	No, that's too close.
	You know, I can fix it on the target.
	Did you put your goggles on straight today?
	Is that what you did?
	You just went for straight, and then you were just too fixated on the street.
	Exactly.
	I got you.
	I got nothing.
	That's targeted over his eyes.
	Yeah, when you took my fucking croissant, did you mean to take a chopping?
	I was talking to the chocolate, and then boom, found that almond.
	That one was deliberate.
	That one was on purpose.
	I don't believe it.
	That one was delivered.
	I believe you would have missed it if you fixated on John.
	That one I actually wanted to do.
	I believe you would have missed it immediately if you tasted it so good, bro.
	Gotcha.
	Gotcha.
	So you're saying your dad's gay friend was really looking at Dove the whole time?
	There's no way that's true.
	I'm talking to Dove.
	There's no way.
	Aren't you glad you didn't include Miles in this, bro?
	Yes.
	Mark was like, let me spin by myself.
	Okay, there's a video up here that it feels like we're going to close the pot on.
	This is one final beautiful moment, okay?
	This is just exquisite milk out of UK.
	This is a woman that, I guess there was some type of medical emergency, so she came on that.
	Jelly Belly and Olik on the move.
	And she's going viral on the internet.
	Come on, Jelly Bella, you're going again.
	Fuck you, now look at her ass.
	She's Paradise.
	Yo, cakes.
	She's on crack.
	She's on crack.
	That was good.
	And people are saying they've just never seen milk.
	They've never seen milk like this before.
	Nah, this is.
	Come on, Jelly Bella.
	You're going again.
	Now, he was beating her, right?
	Fuck you.
	Now look at my ass.
	I think she's trying to do it.
	She's yanking a fucking dog in there.
	Look at her back.
	I mean, goddamn, bro.
	I mean, that's impressive.
	That's cartoonish.
	What is it, Pixar?
	They had the fat ass on the bombs or whatever like that.
	That's a Pixar mom ass right there.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Now, this is abuse, though.
	Like, he was beating her up, right?
	Who was beating who up?
	The guy, he goes, come on, Jelly Bella, you're going again.
	No, no, no.
	No, that's just saved on the camera.
	The neighbor's talking about the dude that's going to the police car.
	I'm assuming he's talking about the mother.
	He's making fun of both of them.
	I think both of them must be.
	If a girl gets beat and then you make fun of how fat she is, you deserve it.
	No, no, no, no.
	He's talking about the dude that's going into the back of his face.
	He still makes fun of her after.
	She's on crack.
	Well, she might be a crackhead, too, but he...
	But then that's...
	I think she's still doing something wrong.
	He's roasting both of them.
	I think he's just happy that they're finally getting him out of there because they're probably crackheads and they're probably annoying all the neighbors and shit.
	I've never seen a crackhead look like.
	Do you see where I'm coming from?
	He's going again.
	It's like he beats his girl and this happens a lot.
	But this ain't the first time that they're going to jail.
	Yeah, there's some kind of degenerates.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	And just the way she yanked that dog in, it'll mention that.
	She'll look like a crackhead, bro.
	That bitch fucking.
	That's what I'm saying.
	You ever seen a crackhead built like that?
	Yeah, man.
	Look at that.
	Whoa.
	That's the actual photo of her from the front, man.
	Oh, no.
	She's different, bro.
	That chick is definition built different.
	Be honest, back in your single days, you hit?
	No, I haven't taken nothing down like that, bro.
	Come on, bro.
	I remember that.
	That's like, whoa, that's prehistoric.
	Girls didn't look like that after the younger dryest.
	That's a claim.
	You're the younger dryest, bro.
	That's how women used to look back before the younger dryest.
	She hasn't had a dry ass in a long time.
	You can't even wipe that.
	You can't wait.
	She looked like Shifty.
	Dude.
	This girl right here, we need to speak to our people in Manchester to figure out if they know this one.
	We need to speak to my boy Adam Rowe.
	I think he's in Liverpool, but yeah.
	Fuck.
	But he probably can see that.
	He's got a new special out, so make sure you check out Adam's new special.
	He's probably hearing from Liverpool, bro.
	She lays down.
	He can see that.
	Oh, dude, you're going to hear that.
	You're going to hear that.
	How'd this even come on your feed, Mark?
	This is from FA, bro.
	Also, Barstool Sportsboaster.
	Oh, yeah.
	FA got it all locked.
	Yeah, he got the scoop.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Actually, like there was milk.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You're trying to get F.A. in trouble right now, bro.
	You're really trying to get FA in trouble right now.
	You're a wild boy, bro.
	You're a wild boy.
	FA like a little milk.
	Ain't nothing wrong with that.
	There's nothing liking milk.
	Yeah.
	What do you think the grip is like on that?
	Oh, bro.
	That's crazy grip, right?
	Grip is insane.
	The grip on that is absolutely berserk.
	Just the intensity, like the density of it.
	You know what I mean?
	It's just the walls caving in.
	Yeah.
	The walls are caving in.
Overthinking Gift Prize 00:01:04
	That's an old mind, bro.
	Uh-huh.
	That's an old mind.
	You get in there, all of a sudden you hear a canary die.
	You know what I mean?
	Yo.
	It's scary.
	You go, oh, yo, it's about to happen.
	I believe that.
	I believe you pull different things out of that.
	Like, I believe she might have forgot some things in there, bro.
	Like, like a prize or something?
	I don't know, prize, maybe snacks.
	Maybe she was sneaking some shit for the movie theater.
	She left a whole like liter of cola.
	Like, I think you could pull a liter of cola out that.
	You think they got a baby in there?
	Just a 45-year-old baby?
	No.
	Never came out.
	She probably had a tampon in the wrong hole.
	Looking like Akad.
	Oh, wait.
	You put one in the wrong hole?
	I don't get it.
	You dress like a tampon in there.
	Okay.
	No, I get it now.
	Hilarious.
	Well, guys, that's our show.
	When I overthink him.
	Oh, when I overthink him.
	You got the gift, bro.
	That's what happened.
	You were fixated.
	You were trying to get that one out.
	And you were target fixated, bro.
	That's why I was.
	I didn't know how to get you.
	If you only knew the term, and then maybe you wouldn't have bombed, bro.
	That's true.
	It was probably that.
	It was probably that.
	All right, guys.
	That was Flavorit.
	Bye.

Chapters

00:00:19 Elite Fashion Week Vibes
00:04:27 Parisian Waiter Etiquette
00:16:15 Smuggled Kid at Club
00:25:10 Co-Creating Brand Success
00:31:10 High Stakes Model Moment
00:39:17 After Party FOMO
00:44:17 Shout Out LGBTQ Community
00:50:50 First Time Outside Strip
01:06:02 Drunk Croissant Sharing
01:13:02 Criminal Shooter Charges
01:27:41 Clever Spain Lie
01:43:02 Explaining Product Vision
01:48:04 Cowboys Fan Overconfidence
01:56:38 Target Fixation Failure
02:01:34 Overthinking Gift Prize