Andrew Schulz addresses backlash over a controversial Instagram post and critiques a Candace Owens documentary for its one-sided narratives on BLM and George Floyd's death. He recounts psychedelic experiences at Six Flags and debates House of the Dragon's portrayal of childbirth versus Game of Thrones. The hosts analyze Ethan Klein's suspension, New York's safety statistics, and Alec Baldwin's ego, before shifting to UFC 280 highlights and Jake Paul's boxing match against Andy Ruiz Jr. Finally, they dissect Joe Biden's interview performance, Kanye West's Adidas financial troubles, and Elon Musk's mining influence, concluding that elite power dynamics involve conflicting interests rather than a single cabal. [Automatically generated summary]
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Watching The Owens Documentary00:08:10
What's up, everybody?
Welcome to Flagrant.
I hope you guys had a great week.
Did you guys have a good week?
And I had a great week.
I had a great week too, man.
I know you did.
Yeah, I had a great week.
I had a lot of fun looking at the comments on not only the episode, but my Instagram post.
Oh, yeah.
And anybody who commented on the Connie thing, because they were upset, I just want to let you know that I was wrong for not telling your mother to suck my dick from the back.
Fucking no.
Your mother.
No, Your mother.
Your mother.
No, I mean this.
All you fucking monster energy gym bros.
Your mother and her rickety varicose vein knees.
I want her on her knees sucking my dick from the back where her nose is in my asshole.
Let's go.
And I don't shave.
You said you weren't going to do this.
Okay, no.
No, I didn't say I wasn't going to do that.
Because what you did is made me watch a whole fucking Candace Owens documentary.
I posted that thing and I was like, yo, we got a heater.
This is a no-brainer.
I handled it really well, delicately.
Both shows.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Everybody knows that we hit both sides.
Everybody gets the jokes.
This is the ethos of my life.
It's the ethos of the comedy we do, the ethos of the show.
On brand.
And the amount of people.
Now, first of all, if you're just like racist and anti-Semitic, go fuck yourself.
We don't care.
Suck a dick.
Also, that, too.
Thank you.
But here's the thing.
You don't get to suck my dick from the back like these people who comments mother.
You don't get the privilege.
No, no, no.
Those people get to do it because when they start saying sell out and like, oh, you sell out for the fucking mainstream and that kind of shit, that shit bothered me.
And I know that there are people right now going like, oh, we're living rent-free.
We're under your skin.
Yes, you are.
And I'm the wrong guy to be under their skin because I got lots of time.
I have lots of time.
I really want to just start screenshotting every person that commented and then bring it up today one by one.
At one point he said, we should just take some of the commenters randomly and just talk about how ugly they are.
No, no, I want to comment on them one by one.
But I understand there are other things going on in the world.
But I just wanted to say from the bottom of my heart, the women that birthed you.
Okay.
Don't do this.
Your mothers should suck my dick from the back.
Fun piece.
Okay.
Fun piece.
Nose in my asshole, balls slapping their hairy chins.
Okay.
That's what I want from the bottom of my heart because you made me watch a whole Candace Owens documentary, which was quite eye-opening thing.
I'm not going to lie.
Okay.
Yo, Candace is kind of on to something.
I just got to say, okay.
What I didn't know.
Okay, first of all, the reason why I watch this documentary is because a lot of the pushback was about the George Floyd thing.
And I thought that that was like the most case-closed situation.
Yeah.
Like, I was like, okay, maybe there's going to be pushback about anti-Semitism.
There's a lot of people who fucking hate Jews.
They don't even know that they hate Jews.
They think it's okay to hate Jews.
We got that one comment that was fucking hilarious that was, oh, so hating Jews is mental illness.
So I'm like, okay, there was going to be.
But then when all these people kept going, yo, you don't know what you're talking about.
The fentanyl is what really killed George Floyd.
Did you know that it was that disputed?
No.
I heard of that theory.
I didn't know it was disagreement.
Heard the theory.
Didn't know it was.
This was like a fringe theory.
Like lizards are in the government.
I thought it was that crazy in terms of conspiracy.
But all these people are tapping into this fentanyl thing.
So I go, fuck it.
I got to watch this goddamn fucking Candace Owens documentary.
So I watch this Candace Owens documentary.
Documentaries are fucking dangerous.
They should be illegal.
Dude, I should be illegal.
100%.
You should need like FDA approval for license or something like that.
It's brainwashing licensed for it.
That's way more dangerous than a gun.
Don't let people do documentaries.
Give everybody a gun.
No documentaries.
I think it'll be fun.
I agree.
I don't trust.
I don't trust documentaries because you have however many hours of footage you edited down into the most 90 convincing minutes you possibly have of just your side.
No documentaries like, hey, one side says this and the other side says this.
And you pick your own truth and see what it is.
It is this is the facts.
90 minutes back to back edited down.
Of hours of footage, music, and let's take the 90 most crack minutes, the most fentanyl minutes, put them into that 90 right there.
100%.
And to also, when I was getting all the backlash on Instagram or YouTube or even DMs and shit, they were saying all these things.
And this happens all the time when people believe it, have like these fringe ideas, right?
It's like they know so much about their fringe idea that you don't know.
So there's nothing you can say, right?
Like when people talk about UFOs and that kind of shit, they're like, well, technically, the way that the flight pattern was going, I don't know about flight patterns.
You're right.
You can say anything to me that you know more about than me.
9-11.
And I can't push back.
I'm not a structural engineer.
I might still say, no, that's not how people are.
Yeah.
I might be honest on that.
Exactly.
So that shit might have been.
You know, if Candace Owens put out a 9-11 documentary, I believe, I believe in 9-11.
Yeah.
You don't believe in it now?
Honestly, before 9-11, it went 9-10, 9-12.
Now, I believe in 9-11, 100%.
So Candace made me believe in numbers, bro.
So she puts out this documentary, right?
And her point of the documentary was, and also I blame Dave Chappelle for this shit because she was like, I wasn't going to do this until it became personal.
And she played that Dave Chappelle clip of saying she got a stank pussy mad times.
And I think that hit her, bro.
Okay.
I do think, because that's for women, that's, you know what I mean?
Especially if they got stinky pussies.
That's a real fucking issue.
I don't have a stink pussy.
I'm not saying she does.
Don't make me a documentary.
I'm not saying she does.
I think that shit smells great.
I think it's great.
I think it stinks allegedly.
You think it's allegedly?
Yes.
Well, there was one allegation thrown out there.
Yeah.
Okay.
And she makes this documentary.
And the idea of the documentary is essentially that Black Lives Matter is a scam, a fraudulent organization.
That's the craziest theory I've ever heard in my life.
Now, there's a lot of evidence to prove that that is true now.
Okay.
If you watch that documentary, you will believe it.
They got $90 million.
They're giving $2.5 million to like Toronto trans organizations, right?
They're giving millions of dollars to the friends, like this woman, Patrice Cullers, who runs the organization, right?
Fuck that bitch.
Say what you say.
Fuck that bitch.
She set back the movement decades, bro.
Yo, because fuck that ass bitch.
Straight up.
Yo, I don't give a fuck.
I'm telling you, you're a lot of saints.
Yeah.
What do you want to do, bro?
What do you want to do?
Wait, let me cook up.
I hate that bit, though.
I hate her more than Candace Owens.
Really?
Wow.
I see that.
I understand the frustration because what Al, you even texted the group.
Say, she said that she set back the black empowerment movement decades because it's going to be very hard for the average person that donated to this thing to believe in the future that the same thing won't happen.
Right.
So I understand that completely, right?
But so what she's doing is she's exposing later on the documentary.
She's like, where all the money goes.
She's like tracking it because you have to file these IRS reports, right?
So you can see where the money goes if you're a charity.
You don't have to pay taxes, but you got to show what you're spending the money on.
So they're going like she hires her brother to do baby daddy to do security.
She has her brother to do the video stuff, which we would all do.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's the thing.
We would, and like, I give a little bit of pushback on that regard.
Like, if you got 90 million dollars, I'm going to hire y'all.
You know what I'm saying?
Akash is the head of, I don't know, haircuts or something.
You know what I mean?
Like, whatever it is.
You're going to.
Pay about $1.5 million a year for that job.
Yeah, exactly.
You're going to throw the money around.
But at least when you get caught throwing money around to the homies, you just go, ah, you got me, yo.
Yeah.
They still play the victim.
I'm being attacked.
I can't believe Candace Owens is out here doing all this shit.
So I could see the frustration with that, especially with the people who already didn't fuck with Black Lives Matter.
So if you already go fuck with Black Lives Matter and you see that the organization was involved in some scammy shit, now you're like, see, I was fucking with you.
He was living in like a $5 million.
Oh, they bought property everywhere.
Man property.
Five people.
Say Black Lives Matter.
They got a show coming out of Holman Garden.
What?
Yeah, they got a flip it show.
There's no, they gotta, they gotta.
Lethal Fentanyl System Explained00:15:33
That flip.
That's fucked up, y'all.
Yo, they're gonna have Mexicans doing the renovations in the fields and shit like that.
No, they got a bunch of trans coming in and doing that shit man quick.
Flip it up.
No, that's empowering.
That's empowering.
Flipping a snippet.
You can't even say Black Lives Matter without giving the disclaimer.
It's like, oh, I'm talking about the movement, not the organization.
Like that shit's.
Yeah, they fucked the whole thing.
Yeah.
Yes.
Now, so you go, you see all that.
That's very convincing and also very frustrating.
Right.
There's the George Floyd part.
And her issue with George Floyd, she says that it's fentanyl that killed George Floyd.
That's what she's saying.
And then there's a lot of people who haven't even watched the documentary.
They just fucking heard that narrative and they're just running with it.
And it's so obvious now I've seen the documentary.
Okay.
Now, the big issues I'm learning are now is the way that Chauvin had his knee on Floyd's neck, he wouldn't be able to choke him out.
Now, yeah, that makes sense.
You're not going to choke somebody by putting your knee on the back of their neck.
You've never seen anybody do that in fucking jiu-jitsu, right?
You choke somebody by going like this and pulling, right?
So what people are jumping at that and go, well, I guess he must have died because of the fentanyl.
And we're going to get to another point that I want to get to in a second.
Now, did he have fentanyl in the system?
Yes.
They also say, and they pick up the most specific words.
They're like, he had a lethal amount of fentanyl in the system.
You don't know what's lethal to somebody.
Yeah.
Okay, we're in Burning Man.
There's a lot of people who had lethal amounts of drugs in their system that did absolutely fucking nothing for a week.
You don't know what's lethal to this man.
These guys probably love rock music.
And like Keith Richards has done a lethal amount of every drug.
Exactly, exactly.
Especially if you are a user, your tolerance is going to be way higher.
So you don't know exactly what it is.
And furthermore, these are the same motherfuckers that during COVID, they were like, oh, they're over-reporting the amount of COVID deaths.
You know, you're old and you die and you have COVID in your system.
It's because of COVID.
You have a heart attack and you die because you have COVID in your system.
It's COVID.
They blame everything, remember?
They're like, this is the government.
They're over-reporting it.
They want us to be scared, et cetera.
If you have COVID in your system, it doesn't mean it's a COVID death.
There are other comorbidities that could have killed you.
And the second fentanyl is in George Floyd.
But that's the only way that motherfucker could have died.
It's a fentanyl death.
It's a fentanyl death.
If you got fentanyl in your system and a guy fucking sits on your neck for eight minutes straight while you say you can't breathe, it must be fentanyl.
And like, that's the only reason.
That's a heat ass point.
All I'm saying is, so keep that same energy up.
One of those, you got to take all that shit back about the COVID deaths and say the government is 100% right in that, which I know none of y'all will do.
Pussies, your mothers, nose in my asshole.
Jesus, yes.
Okay.
Or, or, or you got to say you're full of shit with this fentanyl thing, which you are.
Now, I think that fentanyl does play a part in it.
So, George Floyd had this enlarged heart with an enlarged heart.
You need, he had this other fucking thing.
I don't know.
I'm not a goddamn scientist.
We can look it up.
But basically, it's harder to get oxygen to your system.
When you've got a guy compressing you, he didn't die from being choked.
He died, I think, from a pulmonary heart attack or cardio-pulmonary, some fucking shit.
I want anybody to breathe with a grown-ass man putting all his fucking weight on your fucking back, whatever the plan is.
And he's hyperventilated because he's.
And he was already complaining about that he couldn't breathe.
Yes.
So it's like the guy broke all protocol because whenever you're arresting somebody, if they talk about, hey, I'm having health issues, you're supposed to treat that.
He didn't even try to acknowledge it at all.
100%.
And the guy was George Floyd.
There was a point where he wasn't even moving for a long period of that time.
So there's no point to have your body on him to restrain him anymore.
You only do that just to make sure once he's in the business.
And you're saying this is because you've been a law enforcement and you know the actual rules, just to put this out there.
Sorry.
But no, no, I'm not saying this is good that you put it out there.
What you're saying is this is what you were trained to do when you had to resist people.
So it's like we were taught that.
Yes.
The knee on more so like the back area to just if somebody's trying to resist.
The moment they stop resisting, now you take the pressure off.
Right, exactly.
Now, they're going to make the argument that he was resisting.
He was resisting tons throughout it.
I'm not going to discredit that.
But what's very interesting to me is if you're purely looking at him being choked with the knee, of course, you're going to disregard the whole thing and say it must be fentanyl.
If you're looking at a guy who isn't able to get the amount of oxygen that he needs in his system because of a heart issue as well, and you're applying pressure on him while he's on the ground, restricting the amount that his lungs can move, that's what leads to the death.
You know that game, I don't know if you guys played this when you're kids, but like you go up against a wall, you put your arms like this, you take a few deep breaths, and then your friend pushes on your chest and then you pass out.
We literally did this game as children.
And what do you do?
You pass the fuck out.
Now imagine you just kept doing that for eight minutes straight.
You don't just pass the fuck out.
Yeah.
You die.
Okay.
Your mother.
What about their mothers?
You know what about their mothers?
I forgot.
You know, I got to help her up after she sucked my dick from the back.
Okay, got it.
That's sucked my dick from the back.
I forgot.
Are you on your knees if they're sucking from the back?
Are you just bent over?
I'm bent over, responding to the comments.
Yo, ask where your mom is at.
Anyway, so yeah, that's my reaction to that.
And what I would say to anybody who commented or anybody who's seeing it, go watch the documentary, do you suggest?
Just simply go watch it and find out the exact cause of death.
They're going off the bullshit narratives as well.
What I will say this is the way that the mainstream media reacted to it was to call it a choke.
They used this language and they didn't describe what happened in the most honest way, which left the room for other interpretation.
If they were just honest about it, be like, listen, this guy had a large heart.
He had fentanyl in his system, which is going to increase not only blood pressure, but your level of excitedness or whatever, and cause you to have more anxiety.
And when you have more anxiety, you need more oxygen in your system.
And he doesn't have the heart that can kind of pump that through.
So, but the main catalyst is this grown man fucking laying on you.
Right?
So it's like, if you just simply laid it out like that, now, of course, they don't want to lay it out with that because they have one narrative they want to push.
So I'm all about you going, hey, fuck the mainstream media can choose a narrative and then run with it no matter what.
We've seen this happen time and time again.
But to act like the opposite of that narrative is true simply because we know the mainstream media can put out falsities is also bullshit.
Yeah, this isn't the example to prove that with.
Exactly.
Because then you're going with the alternative that he was killed by fentanyl and he just wasn't.
Exactly.
Did it play a part?
Sure.
You don't know how much.
And Candace acts like she knows how much.
You never done fentanyl.
You know what I'm saying?
He died on May 25th.
Would he have made it through May 25th, 2020 had there not been someone's knee on this?
Yeah.
I mean, even one of the corners that they try to use, they try to use the thing that he says for like the opposite information.
They're like, he goes, he goes, was there a lethal amount of fentanyl in him?
They go, he goes, he goes, I would blame this death on fentanyl if he was just at his home doing nothing.
And they tried to use that as a way to score points for them.
No dummies.
I know.
There were points in that duck that like.
They refuted it and they didn't realize it.
Or were they trying to be balanced?
No, I know.
No, no.
Oh, yeah.
Cannabis owns.
Yeah.
Nothing balanced.
The guy saying, I can't breathe because he's claustrophobic.
That's what claustrophobia is.
I feel like I'm going to run out of oxygen.
I will say that George Fullet did do some shit that didn't make no sense.
Like what?
When they pulled him out of a car and they tried to put him in the back of a car and then he was like, I can't go in a car.
I'm close to him.
I was like, well, he was just zip car.
Nah, you just feel trapped, bro.
That cage there, your hands behind your back.
You just feel like, I can't get out of here.
If it's my car, I get up, walk out, no problem.
If I'm stuck in this squad car in a fucking cage, you're just saying, it's not car.
No, because I'm claustrophobic, homosexual as well.
Cross-site noses.
No, no, no.
My claustrophobia is my homosexuality.
But because I was so small.
And I can get it.
I can get an elevator with all y'all, but if I got an elevator and it stopped for 30 seconds, I would freak the fuck out like you've never seen before.
Yeah.
Like you would all lose respect me forever.
If you had any to begin with, it'd be gone.
Freak the fuck.
Oh, this is so much more fun.
Just up.
Somebody, please get this shit.
We gotta do this.
I just sat on the train for 50 minutes in between stations, and then like the court, the doors are locked, so you can't go in between.
I was falling apart.
I had no cell phone service.
I was just fucking sitting here, diabetic next to me, pissing on the train.
At one point, I'm like, And this New York didn't give a fuck.
I'm like, guys, are we going to get the fuck out of here?
And everybody's like, this motherfucking.
That's why you got to ride on the top, dude.
That's how we do that.
That's how we do that.
That's how we do that shit.
I'm comfy on top.
Exactly.
I need an air in my mouth.
You know what I mean?
But I don't get the implication of this.
People are like, oh, are they trying to say that Chauvin should not get the charges that he got?
The funniest part is that before that, I would never know him to do anything like this.
Don't they say that about every murder in every fucking documentary we've ever seen?
Yeah.
Now, I'll be honest, I don't think that his intention that day was to go out and kill somebody.
I don't believe that.
Here's what his charges were.
They were second-degree unintentional murder, third-degree murder, second-degree manslaughter.
Yes.
I think that we can all agree that those are accurate.
So if we acknowledge George Floyd had an enlarged heart and fentanyl in the system and was also had a guy's knee on his neck, does that change?
And he's even caught back.
People go, oh, the knee on the body.
It don't matter.
He had weight on him.
His chest was on the ground.
Do you remember when I was in the fucking when we were at Shifty's party at Six Flags and they put the goddamn roller coaster shit too tight?
I made them stop the thing and open it because I couldn't breathe.
I'm like George Floyd.
Yeah.
It's to me, it was to me.
Hey, we are George Floyd.
Akash being on a completely empty subway and ready to do a stop for three minutes.
That's like George Floyd.
50.
That's a long time ago.
I'm just telling you, Al.
Al, what?
You're having hard times I just say this.
I know.
Listen, without the fence and all, these things are different.
He's jealous because he's not George Floyd.
That's true.
He's just yelling.
She put that shit down on my nuts.
I was George Floyd too, bro.
Yo, I was George Floyd too, bro.
Al doesn't have to worry about any more abortions, bro.
His dick was crushed and he was whining the whole time.
He's a payback.
Let's talk about that.
But do you want to button up this topic?
Yeah, yeah.
So I want to say one thing.
There were mad people that reached out and they're like, yo, Schultz, I think you got this one wrong.
Yo, Schultz, I fuck with you.
I think you got this one wrong.
I respect that.
I respect that because that means that you actually ride with us.
You like what we do and you like what we put out.
And we have a difference of opinion, which is great.
We could have a difference of opinion every single fucking day.
Yeah, you like feet in a weird way.
Exactly.
I don't agree with that.
And you're stupid for that.
But I accept you for that.
I accept you and your feet thing.
I accept you and your weird gross.
You're dumb for that.
Your website.
I was looking at your feet yesterday.
Yeah, he was.
That shit was mad and weird.
We're in the yoga.
Hold on.
He had his feet next to his face.
So why are you looking, bro?
Because his shit looked like statue feet.
He has some nice star.
He has a nice, I almost said star, David.
Statue of David.
You would.
I would.
I'm part of the Jewish media.
He tried to compliment me in not a gay way.
He was thinking so hard, how to say it.
I wasn't a compliment.
It was a fact.
Your feet are statue.
Put your feet out right now and look up a goddamn statue that you're going to be.
You got to pay for no way.
He got statue feet.
I don't think statue's got the nicest feet, frankly.
Oh, frankly.
So is that compliment or not?
I mean, he got some Allison high cowards.
You know what I mean?
He got some Allison high cowards.
You know what I mean?
He was coming with the green coats.
He got some cross coats, bro.
That's all I got to say.
But to button this up, I appreciate y'all who all said that because it's okay.
We're okay with disagreeing, and you understand what we're trying to do with these jokes.
Everybody who uses this as an opportunity to just try to dunk on me so you could impress your little echo chamber.
You're not fans of what I do.
You're not fans of this podcast.
Go fuck yourselves.
This is not for you at all.
Okay.
You might have agreed with us on some other points.
Go suck dicks.
And if you can't, I nominate your mother as tribute.
Yes.
Fuck this.
Okay.
Now, like I'm like a pinch hitter.
What else do we got?
A pinch hitter for fucking dick.
Yeah, a pinch hitter for second dick.
Lost percent.
And your mother would be a great pinch hitter for sucking dick.
Glad you know.
Candice Owens.
I don't want no smoke with you, lady.
That lady is wild, bro.
If she sings her teeth in you, oh, you're fucked.
It's a problem.
She's Balarian to dread, bro.
Y'all, nerd asses don't even know that.
Nope.
In your gyms with your mountain dude.
Y'all even know all the dragons, bro.
Candace Owens is Balarian to Dread.
I'm like, in my head, I'm like, damn, dude, I cut what I said about this bitch 12 seconds ago.
I love Candace Owen.
I got nothing bad to say about it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Respect to Candace, dude.
That's weird.
Yes.
100%.
Don't hurt me.
So you're like everything that she does.
You stand behind it?
Just don't hurt me.
See, he's the reason why we got these fucking Nazis listening to this goddamn podcast.
Oh, no.
That's buffy eye.
Hey, y'all be trying to what up each other on this shit.
Yeah, red pill bullshit.
You saw my uncle on the overpass in LA?
You saw him?
Is that real, though?
It wasn't him.
No, it wasn't my uncle.
No, not your uncle, bro.
Come on.
No, no.
But is that a real thing or is that a Photoshop image?
I have no idea.
Wait, what's it doing?
That's a real thing.
Real thing.
But could someone have paid them to go do a false flag?
No.
Now, they've also done that outside of Al Shaw.
Explain what a false flag is.
Yeah, Jewish people ain't paying for nothing.
God, explain what a false flag is.
So basically, like you stage something that looks like it's against you, but actually you paid for it in the first place.
So if you wanted to drum up more sympathy for your cause, you would have somebody do something racist or anti-Semitic towards you so you could point at it and go, see how much people hate us.
I would agree with that up until this last week.
There's enough hate for the Jews out there, boy.
Let me tell you something.
There's enough hate, bro.
Yeah.
As I was in the spin cycle last week, because I thought we could get to like fun nuance points of talking about why all that, but let's just go back to the beginning.
No, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No, He's like, oh, no, he can't correct me for the military.
Yes, everybody's ready.
Anti-Semitism is a very old hatred of the Jews because there are Jews.
Let's just be simplified in that.
So, ow.
So, Dev, when you saw the tiki torch motherfuckers, you think the hate was just on me?
You don't think that was on both of us?
We were yelling, Jews will not replace us.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So, that shows us.
So, people, like, I misspoke in terms of saying, Let's go nuance.
Let me talk about my experience when he was asking me.
Who thinks the Jews are going to replace us?
I mean, just add some pollen to the Empire Month.
See, I'm trying to get back to that point where we can make fun little Jewish jokes.
It's possible.
For the most part, in all seriousness, like, I didn't speak on what is the far majority of people that have experienced anti-Semitism and are going to continue to experience it.
They're not going to be as they say, like, people say, Oh, they're paranoid.
It can happen again.
What they will be, the paranoia is gone.
Like, this is extremism.
These shootings, this shit can happen.
Thank you.
The Gaslight Brigade.
Cut me off.
Enjoy the comments, my friend.
So, you're good again.
Pizza, Mushrooms, And Mark Alex00:15:57
Can we talk about you hitting the micro at six flags?
Oh my God, bro.
Shout out mushrooms, bro.
Shout out, motherfucker.
You know my voice was gone for two days after eating mushrooms.
What happened?
I ate mushrooms.
That should take your voice away.
No, it don't.
No, it doesn't.
No, it don't.
What took my voice away?
Me screaming on the roller coasters out of sheer terror?
You think that's what took my voice away?
Him responding to the YouTube comments in his room alone.
He's practicing in the mirror.
He's like, suck my.
Okay, all right.
So we go to Six Flags or Sivi's birthday, right?
And I do not like roller coasters.
I am afraid of heights and I get motion sickness.
So it's double up, right?
Like, these are the worst things for me.
But I'm like, yo, you know, shifty, I love you.
We're going to do a couple roller coasters.
First one, I go, I don't even know if I want to do this one.
These motherfuckers start bullying me, right?
Which one is it?
Nitro.
Was it Nitro the first one?
King to Ka.
It was King to Ka, right?
We go in the first, this is some real shit, okay?
They go, sit in the front row.
I go, I ain't sitting in no fucking front row.
So they go in the front row.
I go in the second row.
I'm right behind Dove, right?
Dove is already high, floating off of mushrooms, right?
Flying.
This one right here, King Daka, it goes zero to 125 miles per hour in like one second.
That's just Alex driving.
It is Alex driving zero to 125 foot a second, right?
And then that shit goes straight up like that.
That sounds awful.
Okay, listen, zero to 125, straight up, right?
Dove is in front of me.
I'm right behind Dove.
I'm in the seat.
I'm fucking screaming.
I'm going like this, mouth open.
Right?
Like the screaming like that, top of my lungs.
All of a sudden, I hear Dove go, ha, right?
And then literally a fraction of a second later, liquid hits me right in my fucking mouth.
Remember when I came on the side of my face?
That's what happened exactly with Dove, right?
Now we're in the beginning.
We're in the beginning of the ride.
It hits me inside of my face.
I'm locked in this fucking seat.
I can't get my arms to my fucking face to wipe off the saliva that's on my lips and tongue from Dove.
So I got to do the rest of the ride just like trying to blow his saliva out of my mouth.
That was my first ride.
Yeah.
After that show, I said, give me mushrooms.
I'm done.
I'm just tongue kiss, bro.
We caught, bro.
I was anti-Semitic for at least 30 seconds on that level.
I understood it.
I might have put that flyer up in LA.
I'm not calling people.
Did you catch it?
I did, bro.
Really?
My IQ went up 20 points after I got some of that saliva.
100% fire.
See, positive stereotype.
Oh, nice.
Okay, so then we are so, so then we all get some mushrooms.
Mark takes more than half.
How much did you take?
You're supposed to split it.
You bought it.
I didn't force you.
I was trying to be even with it.
No.
So you took half and then you were like, yeah, take this.
And I was like, oh, did you take the smaller half?
And you were like, yeah, I've never done mushrooms before, so I didn't know what to expect.
Cap.
Cap.
Yeah, I did take the cap, actually.
That's a great point.
But for the joke, okay?
All right, so I took the greater half so that you wouldn't fall apart.
Yeah.
And evidently you still did.
Yo, first of all, can I just say how childish y'all are?
Y'all are fucking childish, bro.
We go play go-karts, right?
Like grown-ups.
Like grown-ups.
We go players.
There's technical brothers, right?
These motherfuckers get to go out first.
Yeah.
So you was ahead of us.
You picked wrong.
Nah, you was ahead of me, son.
Oh, our side.
Oh, yes.
But we were almost lapping him.
That's why he was ahead of us.
Go out first.
This motherfucker, Jamil is the most, I don't give a fuck about shit.
First in the world.
Mark or Alex, I forget which one of those, rear ends and spins him around on the go-karts.
Jamil ain't even trying to win.
If you just said, yo, Jamil, can you get by you?
You'd be like, yeah, sure, man.
I don't give a fuck about this shit.
Spins him around, right?
They stop everybody on the go-kart course, right?
Who don't stop?
Everybody else just stops for safety.
Mark and Alex, Mark and Alex.
No, no, stop it.
Mark and Alex, Alex is up front.
Mark is right here.
Alex is looking at Mark, trying to take advantage of the stop moment, right?
So Alex keeps going, and they both do this at the same time when they're getting yelled at on the loud spirit.
Police out there just go, they put their hands up while they still got their feet on the gas.
They go, they go, they go, boom.
I got mixed up with all this guy.
We're not moving at all.
What are you talking about?
Childish.
He's 43 years old.
Got 43 years old.
He can't take his foot off the motherfucking pedal.
What were you doing?
What were you doing?
Yeah, I was trying to do that shit too.
I was trying to catch up.
I had a lot of distance a bit.
I was Anthony Hamilton in this bitch in the first place.
And then Anthony Hamilton.
You was Caitlin Town, motherfucker.
You were that real.
Who is Anthony Hamilton?
You're talking about Charlene.
His name is Lewis Hamilton.
Louis Hamilton.
It's a Hamilton.
He was never present.
Nah, he's president.
The black guy.
American singer-songwriter Anthony Hamilton.
Lewis Hamilton, bro.
So he races really good too.
So I was in first place, of course.
And then Mark, I look back, tried to cheat at that moment.
So I'm like, nah, fuck.
I'm not going to let you close the gap.
So I kept going and I didn't stop until you stopped.
That's all, Mark.
How was it me?
That's all you were cheating.
I couldn't hear the fuckers' children.
I couldn't hear them.
You were cheating.
You were going through the shit.
And it's also your fault that the whole race stopped because you didn't want to hit it.
You spun him out.
He ain't let me get out.
You don't believe him, but he saw it.
He ain't let me get out.
Black Lives Don't Matter no more.
Nah, he ain't let me.
It's over.
I spun out shoe.
Nah, I understand.
Nah, nah, you just spun out, Jamil.
You spun out your own, son.
Son, you spun out your mouth.
You can't front.
Nah, that's fucked up.
That was fucked up.
And then you tried ducking the roller coasters.
Remember that?
Well, I did have to duck something because I was about to throw the fuck up.
Yeah.
We were all about to get to go.
So I went on the Superman ride.
The Superman ride, they turn your body like that.
Yes, so you're in the seat, and then all of a sudden when you're about to go, they put you in the flying position, which is a very creative thing to do for a roller coaster.
But as we're going up, I have such a fear of heights, I can't, I got to close my eyes because I can't look down, okay?
We get to the top of the roller coaster, and then that shit goes down like that.
I'm just going, this is what I'm saying.
What I got, I said, I said, oh my God.
Oh, my God.
I say that three times, and Dev is right next to me, and all of a sudden, he just goes, The mushrooms are hitting so hard.
Oh, my God.
Doug just goes, Mushrooms didn't help you, yo.
Nah, I said, the mushrooms didn't hit me until Batman.
Yeah.
And then it was over.
This guy became the Joker at that point.
I walked into a hallway in Batman, my life changed, bro.
What'd you see?
I don't know, man.
I don't know, but everything changed in that moment.
Everything changed in that moment.
Everything became so goddamn funny, bro.
There was nothing that wasn't funny, bro.
It was amazing.
The reactions to everybody, these stupid little kids coming off the ride.
I don't know what.
I don't even remember what I was talking about.
Scream laughing.
You know, Andrew laughs like this when he's high.
Have you seen the video of him in Amsterdam when he's high at Wolfgang?
Oh, the Wolf Cup.
Wolf Copper.
That shit is super funny.
It affects him the same way.
You would think drugs affect people different ways.
Nope.
Every drug does the same thing.
Just scream laughing.
Scream laughing.
I was getting it out.
Face changed shape to the Joker.
Oh, yeah.
Light shell outside.
That shit was scary.
See, he became a joker.
I might have became a joker.
I don't even remember what I was saying after that.
Mark was showing me like these lights on a tree that looked crazy.
Those shits were fire.
That shit looked crazy.
That's when I knew the mushrooms hit.
Yeah.
We did that ride for an hour and a half.
I was mad at races, bro.
He's not mad at racing, but he's just something.
You're at a theme park where you're getting scared by people.
And like every time we go by a police officer, Al just goes, I was like, come on, bro.
Like, come on, Al.
So everybody got different fears, bro.
Nah, that shit is fun.
And he was saying fucked up shit.
He goes, I can't breathe.
Every time he's around.
You did say that.
You did say that, bro.
You were saying that.
That was fucked up.
And Mark saw a kid in a fucking wheelchair and pretended to be scared.
I didn't pretend.
I was terrified.
That was fucked up.
Nah, he like jumped away and shit like that.
It's just a little, you know, that's a little scary.
Say what you said.
No, I did not say that.
He started doing high knees and looking back at him and shit.
I was like, damn.
Because he had turbo.
It was an electric wheelchair, so he can go as fast as he wants.
That shit was fast, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
So he chased us for a little bit.
Yeah.
That shit was fine.
Exactly.
He's like, I gotta slow it down, Terry.
He was literally back it up.
Oh, that's what I kept saying.
Back it up.
Yeah, I don't know.
He's an asshole, this guy.
No, no, that guy was freaking me out.
But yeah, and then he tried to get out of the roller coaster by going to the bathroom, and then we all got out of the bathroom.
He stayed in the bathroom for another 15 minutes.
We sent three rescue teams to go in there and try to get him.
You nasty, bro.
Why am I nasty?
Son, you sit down on a seat at a fucking amusement park.
You ate a fucking turkey leg that wasn't even from turkey.
Emu is delicious.
Emu is not.
Emu seems great.
I bet it's amazing.
That seems like a Joe Rogan.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Rogan would not shit with it.
That was horrible.
I can't believe y'all.
Yeah, he was deep throwing bananas, so that was different.
That was hilarious.
Yeah, that video.
Someone has heard that video.
Miles and motherfucking Mark were going back to back, like Requiem for a Dream on a chocolate coffee banana.
It's just mouth to mouth.
It was crazy what you guys did.
Like, even a stranger went, Hey, yo.
That shit was annoying.
I was getting heckled by some random kid from Jersey.
It's like, what are you doing, dude?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was rough.
Six flags was cool.
We had a great weekend.
When did all the workers at six flags become teenagers?
Some we became old.
That shit always.
They've always been teenagers.
So we were the oldest people there.
So that was weird.
No, we were old.
Nobody explained it.
They wouldn't be able to staff it otherwise.
They have 14 to 16 year olds, different color badges.
You can be working there at 14.
That's crazy.
Manage to ride at 16.
Yeah.
Isn't it crazy we let people?
You manage to ride at 16?
My life is in your hands.
Bro, but you can drive a car at 16.
No one ever talks about that.
You can drive a car at 15, technically.
This is crazier.
15 years old, you're driving a vehicle going past me on the highway.
You need your pilot's license at 16, I think, right?
But pilot, you kill yourself mostly.
You know what I mean?
They're not letting you fly Delta at 16.
But you could drive a car.
You could drive a big old truck, like a $50,000, like giant three-ton truck.
Yeah.
Well, it was crazy that the rides were breaking down all night.
And then we get a message saying, all right, we can go on.
It's fixed now.
I'm like, is it?
What was your guys' favorite part of the six flags?
When you were getting scared in the haunted house, oh, bitch, boy.
Clown Maze.
Clown Maze is a mess.
Clown Maze.
3D Clown Maze.
Clown Maze was one of the greatest things I've ever been a part of in my life.
Because you were high on mushrooms?
It was high on mushrooms.
They gave us 3D glasses when you were inside.
So everything is coming out, which is weird because life is 3D.
I don't even know why you need to do anything with that.
Yeah.
It's 4D.
It's even more.
That shit don't even make sense.
I put on them glasses.
I was like, it's 3D.
You went with the mushrooms.
That's why.
Yo, that's so dumb.
It was already 3D.
Why was that so?
I was wondering why you're not.
They're like, yo, you could walk through it.
It's crazy.
You kept looking at the guy being like, he looks real.
I was like, he is.
He is real.
Yeah.
Yo, we got.
Oh, man.
That shit was crazy, bro.
And I'll tell you one thing.
When you're scared, whatever sound comes out is who you are.
You know what I mean?
Like, for example, like Al, when he's scared, I'm not going to lie.
He goes, he goes, whoa, whoa, like that.
It's like, it's like pop smoke.
Like, his shit is low, right?
And Shifty, his is like medium.
Dove is Dove is a full God.
So fullest extreme.
Like, bro, he got scared by one clown at the end.
Like, he didn't, he thought we were all done.
Like, we were all hanging out.
We knew there was one in the cut, but he didn't notice it.
And he just like turns like this, and there's a whole clown face in front of him.
And the way that he screamed, he might guess he went, yeah.
It sounded like a Mario character.
Why?
So the sixth side is fire, man.
Yeah, that was fire.
Bathhouse for Valle's birthday.
Oh, yeah.
Bathhouse and Val's birthday.
And LaserWolf.
Yo, yeah, man.
Shout out to LaserWolf 2.
Great restaurant.
We had a great weekend.
Yeah.
And then me and Shifty went to, and Miles also, went to Kid Super's birthday.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, Colm.
Column, I'm sorry, man.
I couldn't pull up.
This guy.
Piece of shit, right?
He didn't invite you?
He did.
I did.
He invited all of us while we were on the bus or whatever.
Yep.
I said, yeah, I'm coming.
I said, you said, oh, I'll hit you up.
No, no, I said, yeah, I'm coming.
And then next day, I text him like, hey, you going to the party?
No response.
Wake up the next morning, see all these stories.
What time did you text me?
I don't know, like 12 is on like.
It was one in the morning.
I was already walking home getting pizza with the guys.
You ate pizza there.
That's a lie.
Yep.
Yeah.
How did I get the pizza?
How did I get the pizza?
I walked and got pizza, walked back.
Wow.
So you said you were walking home.
I was walking home and how late were you guys at the party?
I left at one.
They were there till three.
Wow.
You left, got pizza service.
You got my Apple watch.
You got a hit show.
You get all the messages.
Yeah.
Watchers off.
My Apple watch was off.
Didn't go with the costume.
Didn't go with the officer.
He didn't want you there, bro.
I don't know, bro.
I wanted Al to be there.
He don't want me to outshot him.
What?
I got the invite the day before and then nothing on Saturday.
That was weird, bro.
Empty invite, dude.
That's a little bit of a bad thing.
Because you messaged me personally.
Like, you messaged me without them telling me.
Yeah, before I left.
I didn't know what I did without you.
Before I left.
Yeah, that helps.
That helps a lot.
Before I left, I hit you up.
And then they were coming through.
I was like, man.
Al, you're a busy guy.
You're doing a lot of stuff.
You're going places.
That's fucked up.
At one, I'm already there.
I didn't even see it until I was leaving.
I was like, oh, fuck.
I forgot to hit out.
Yo, that's fucked up, yo.
But you know what else is fucked up?
What's that?
Flip it.
Can you flip it?
I'm going to kind of flip it, okay?
So I'm there.
You know what Colin looks like, okay?
It's just like white kid, artist, long hair.
And I'm there, and I'm eating pizza, and I'm doing like the pizza dance.
I'm hanging out.
I'm there with like these three black dudes and they're like, dude, can we have some pizza?
I'm like, fuck you.
Let's have pizza.
We're all eating pizza.
Shifty's handy.
He didn't even think of you when he was hanging out with the black dudes, bro.
It didn't cross his mind that he left a black guy out.
I didn't know they're a black body.
There can be one more black guy here.
Wow.
And we're all dancing.
We're all having a great time.
And they're like super feeling it.
Like, they're like super into this pizza.
And like the vibe is like on 10.
Like they're going crazy.
They're like jumping all over me.
Like they're like hugging me.
They're like, yeah, we're hanging out.
We're having pizza.
It's sick.
And we did this for like three minutes.
And then like the pizza got thrown everywhere.
It was awesome.
And I adapted one of the dudes.
I was like, yo, thanks for doing that.
That was like so fun.
Like the video will probably be cool.
And he goes, bro, no problem, man.
Yo, I just want to say this.
Happy birthday, bro.
Oh, man.
I thought they were homeless, bro.
I thought you was feeding them.
I was so excited.
I didn't know.
I thought you was Column, bro.
I was kids.
Oh, no.
And they were like, dude, anytime you do one more of these, man, hit me up.
I'd love to get some merch.
Give me some clothes.
I was like, I got you, dude.
I knew that was going to be ready for it.
100%.
Let's go.
Let's get super.
That's what I do.
The real kids super is Mark Gagnon.
Let's go, baby.
But yeah, it was a great weekend.
Peace of shit.
I'm sorry, Al.
You can go to the next one.
All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because I got to tell y'all about the best motherfucking underwear in the business.
And there's one more thing I have to tell you.
Dove and I are competing, okay?
It's $1,000 on the line.
It's $1,000 on the line.
But it's not just $1,000 on the line, okay?
It's $1,000 and an entire episode of Flagrant on the line in one of these pairs of underwear.
I'm taking the blue ones.
Obviously, Dove wants this shit.
He thinks it thinks it's a Moroccan bazaar that's on here.
It's not.
It's just a bunch of mutants, which is very disrespectful of him to even say that.
I don't even know why that he would describe a bazaar like that.
Your boy's out here with these, okay?
When I win this bet, not only will I receive $1,000 from Dove, I will not have to wear these during the episode, even though they're most comfortable underwear in your fucking life you've ever had in your life.
Honestly, the best underwear you've ever worn.
I'm wearing them right now.
I haven't worn another pair of underwear since I started wearing them.
I'm telling you the 100% truth.
Losing Control In Hell00:08:49
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He will have to.
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There's no way I'm losing, but I might join him.
That's a possibility.
You could also join us.
That's the thing that's going to happen.
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You use the code flagrant at checkout.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Now let's get back to the show.
House of Dragons.
These guys know nothing, so you're useless.
Go Pete or do something.
Alex, let's go.
These fucking nerds don't think cool guy conversation.
Let's go.
Miles.
Let's go.
Alex Schultz, the cool guys.
Let's go.
I enjoyed the season.
I thought it was very well done for 10 episodes to only have two duds.
Excellent.
I'm with you on that.
Excellent.
And also dealing with the highest expectation in history.
Yes.
You're coming up.
Every episode is put up against a Game of Thrones episode.
It's not put up against a White Lotus episode.
It's not just put up against the episode.
It's put up against the whole fucking series.
Exactly.
Honestly.
You're not even comparing the whack ones to seasons like seven and eight where the show kind of fell off.
You're comparing it to the best parts.
And I feel myself doing that.
And it's kind of unfair.
Like, there'll be like some dialogue, and I'll be like, man, this dialogue ain't fucking with the original Game of Thrones one.
But that's because that guy, George R. Martin, was in his fucking basement for 30 years writing these things, right?
No friends, loser.
So the thing, nah, for real.
Like, he didn't have a lot of friends, right?
There's no way.
There's no way you can make something that great with friends.
It's so funny because you're praising him all the time.
And for no reason, you just go because he's such a great writer, spends so much time on this fucking loser.
Yeah, because I could do it if I didn't have friends.
You know what I'm saying?
That's a fact.
You know what I mean?
I believe that.
I have to believe there's something that he had that I didn't have.
Billionaires are evil.
They must be.
That's why I'm not a billionaire.
I could be a billionaire too.
I'm not a billionaire's a fire, by the way.
That's why he can't finish up the other shit.
Because now that he got some fame, he got some friends now.
Now he's in front of him.
Thank you, Al.
That's why we're going to listen to these dork-ass dudes over here, bro.
Okay, so first season, two duds.
The rest, pretty goddamn good.
The fact that we have to wait two years, my suspicion is HBO didn't know if they were going to renew it.
Because if they knew that they were going to keep rocking with it, they would have already started pre-production.
It's like the source material's there.
It's not like it takes that much longer to flip it.
It's not like they got to write a whole new story.
The story's there.
I think they had their slate already for the shows that they're going to put out and their budgets for each of these shows.
So now they just got to wait.
Interesting.
Which I think is a bummer because it built a crazy amount of fucking momentum.
Do you think maybe it kind of helped that it's after Game of Thrones because Game of Thrones ended so badly, but we all loved it so much that we're dying for the next thing.
So we're like, oh, here's another thing.
George R. Martin actually wrote this.
Maybe it helped in that way.
That's a great fucking point.
I don't know why you're talking right now.
You did bring an unbelievable thing.
Isn't it frustrating?
Without even knowing what we're talking, and it is absolutely infuriating.
Yeah, I am afraid.
Absolutely.
That's crazy.
This is absolutely infuriating that you made such a brilliant point without knowing what the fuck we're talking about.
I have no idea who.
It's almost like you should not read anything anymore.
And then just fucking exceptional.
Let's talk about Baleria the Dragon.
Yeah.
How many friends?
I feel like you're insulting me, bro.
I feel like you insulted me, bro.
How many more friends do you need to not watch this dumb show?
Say, I just need a divorce piece of shit.
That's really all it would take.
That's really all I would take.
Come on now.
Too many.
Come on now.
Okay.
I feel like the show last episode finally sets up what we wanted.
Okay, so the first season, I don't think that's what a lot of us wanted.
I think we wanted a lot of like, we wanted the war, we wanted the games, we wanted the chess match, we wanted the outsmarting.
And the first one was like, it's really hard to squeeze a baby out of your pussy, right?
And I feel like now we got the babies out.
Let's get to the fun part.
Nah, they made that squeeze a baby out your son.
Ain't no way it's that.
You see this last episode?
That shit look hard, bro.
Hard.
That shit look mad.
That's why she had all the nurses in the room.
What's the biggest shit you ever took?
Second?
The biggest shit ever that you've ever taken.
Never hurt.
But what is the biggest, though, hypothetically?
Pounds?
I don't know, four to seven.
Yeah.
I think I've definitely.
Yeah, I think that's a bad.
That's a bad parallel.
Shit is soft.
I've shitted a bad thing.
Baby now.
That is soft.
They're not ass soft as shit.
It's soft.
Some of my shit is hard.
Some of my shit harder than babies.
What does it sound like?
If you had an eight-pound hard shit, if you had eight-pound hard shit, that's something.
That'd be like childhood.
No, I've had four to seven pound shit that was hard.
This shit went down and stayed strong.
I had to get up off the seat.
It lifted you up.
Yeah.
I'm squeezing it.
What am I doing up here?
Exactly.
My feet was dangling, bro.
My feet were dangling.
I was just up.
You're at flash flags again, bro.
Literally.
Literally.
So, so it's okay, my man.
It's okay.
It's all right, bro.
Everything's going to be just fine.
Okay.
What were we talking about?
You've been having a baby shit, which I don't think you've had.
Oh, yeah.
The show, the focus on how difficult it is to have a baby, bro.
It's like it ain't that hard for, come on, bro.
Maybe for white women.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know if that's a good thing.
February's gone.
No, there ain't no way Latinas are going through that every single time that they have a baby.
Oh, yeah, after the first one.
I'm just exactly.
You know what I mean?
Bop, bop, bop.
You know what I'm saying?
But when he sees it.
So, so I'm cool as hell.
Cool as hell now to do all my parents, bro.
You know what I mean?
You don't know one dance move, bro.
You killed that one.
You know how to throw it up, ride the dragon?
You don't know how to throw it up and ride the dragon.
That's not what it is, isn't it?
So you got to learn how to ride the dragon.
So Allie Baldwin or something.
You're doing so good.
So, House of Dragon, I feel like the story is finally in a place that we're more accustomed to, which is it's wartime.
Who's going to win?
How are you going to outsmart your opponent?
We get to see the dragons fight.
That tiny little dragon fighting scene.
Fire.
Right?
Right?
I should.
I was like, oh, shit.
Balarian a munch.
Now that was dope.
That was.
And I like the fact that they lost control of the dragons.
So the idea before is that the dragon just does whatever the fuck you want.
But then they've also said in the series, you don't control a dragon.
I think this is.
Viseris warns that we don't control the dragons.
Like they're too powerful.
Right.
And that we should be careful of like the hubris we have around dragons.
Yeah.
And respect the power that they have.
And I thought that was really cool.
And now this whole war has started because they didn't respect the hubris.
Yeah, they didn't.
He chased after him and then they sort of lost control of the dragon.
You trying to sun him a little bit.
And then the dragons were like, oh, it's go time.
Yeah.
And yeah, I just thought that was really interesting.
I think the world is set up.
Also, Shorty loses her kid.
And I thought that was a really cool moment.
You watch like the after thing, but like she's lost everybody, right?
She's lost her father.
She's lost her mother.
She's lost all these different figures in her life.
But when Rainiera loses her son, that's when she understands loss.
And now is go time.
Yeah.
Like it is.
She turned around in that face.
I was like, oh, this bitch is game and soft compared to what this bitch is about to do.
And I think it's going to get gnarly.
I know for a fact it's going to get gnarly.
I'm not going to say anything.
I can tell you.
Get a chance.
Any other thoughts, Miles?
I mean, I thought it was really well done.
Obviously, I'm not saying that they didn't do it well, but I weirdly wish that they went after it in a different way.
What do you mean?
I wish they used, instead of doing these like huge time jumps and like us having to be like 10 years later, six years later, whatever in those first few episodes, start with the adult characters in episode one.
Have flashbacks.
Have flashbacks.
Like let us sort of like learn the history through them explaining it to each other and being like when he goes, Emma Emini saying for his wife, give us a flashback to what he did to Emma.
Like starting on that was sort of impactful, but I thought it would be really interesting if they would have done the same thing.
It was funny.
Game of Jones did that with Bram's flashbacks, right?
Birthday Invites And Flashbacks00:02:34
Bram was like in the tree or whatever, and then he'd see all the story through flashbacks.
Again, again, you again, you're like, okay, okay.
God damn.
Stop watching stuff, dude.
Yeah, I'm done.
I'm done reading.
I'm done watching.
One more.
I just started.
I just started.
I watched Black Adam.
Me and Alex.
Actually, it was me, Alex, all the guys on the studio.
Yeah, the movie that I invited him to and pay for.
Do you know what I take credit for that?
Do you have a chat to take credit for that?
That's what he'd be doing.
Why didn't you go?
That's crazy.
He didn't say he was going to go.
Wait, but I invited him.
You could have.
I did.
I did.
He invited me and everybody at the table.
Yeah, I definitely did for sure.
I definitely did.
You got the invite, right?
Yeah, we all got the invite.
I got the invite.
He was right there at the table.
And he was like, he got the invite.
He's like, I don't know.
I never got an invite.
He did one of those.
And I was like, oh, that's.
This is how I know you.
Do it again.
He was like, oh, I don't think he got the invite.
I know by that reaction.
That's exactly what he did.
I'm sure we could just go look at a text thread to see.
No, look at the text threads.
Look at the text thread.
This is in person.
Oh, how convenient.
You're out there.
You know how you're going to be listening?
Yeah.
I texted him and said, I remember where you were sitting.
I remember where he was sitting.
Where was I sitting?
You were sitting over on the right corner.
Maybe I was doing something to provide money for us.
That's fine.
And then I was thinking about going to watch movies like a child.
Exactly.
During his little childish things.
And then didn't follow up on the email with all of the guys.
Because he gave me a no the first time I asked him.
Why would I follow the game?
He didn't say no.
You should have just called him and said, hey, man, we're all going to the movie.
You should have to go.
He's going to take the L.
No, dude.
I was just saying, if we should have invited all our friends to everything.
I think that we should invite all of our friends because, Mark, you asked me if I wanted to go to the movie.
No, no, no, no.
I said I'm already here.
You're not invited.
Mark, that's a lie.
Mark, you were trying to drop off a gift or something to me.
Was it that fucking picture that you framed?
What picture did I frame?
You're trying to drop something off to me, remember?
Are you at your house?
Yeah, it's a secret.
I haven't given it to you yet.
Oh, my God.
It's for your birthday now, actually.
But your birthday's coming up.
Yeah, my birthday is coming up.
Yeah, exactly, dude.
It's going to be fire.
It's going to be great.
Ruin his present or something like that?
No, no, no, no.
But yeah, we got a lot of birthdays in October, bro.
We're going to have to spread this thing around.
When have you been going hard on birthdays?
Never in your life have you given a shit about birthdays and all of a sudden you're like, God, it's this person's birthday.
He's married now.
Nice.
Is that what you said when you invited him to the movie?
No, somebody said it last night.
They're like, I think it's after you were after your wedding.
Yeah, we said he got a new software update after his wedding.
Painful Childbirth Evolution00:06:58
Oh, yeah.
How many was he missing before the wedding?
A couple of reasons.
A couple generations.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I like the idea of like giving somebody that feeling and celebrating them.
Do you remember last year before the wedding when the birthdays were happening?
He said, You guys didn't do it.
Your mom did it.
Yeah, I do remember.
That is also true.
Y'all didn't do nothing.
And then he said your mom didn't even suffer when she did it.
Childbirth is easy.
That's what you said.
It's easier than they make a scene on that show.
It's easy.
Y'all, y'all are like the fucking fentanyl George Floyd people about this.
What?
How?
You, the conspiracy theorist.
Yeah.
You're the conspiracy.
Yeah, I might be accurate.
I might be one of those.
These pussies be ripping.
They be shitting.
They're built to rip.
They're built.
Just like a forehead.
They're built for top students.
So they are built to rip.
I do think that.
I think, listen, you can't believe in evolution and believe is hard.
But you can also believe in child death and maternal death.
Yeah.
What?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
You're doing a documentary with me.
We don't really know how evolution works and you're just saying things.
You haven't read any evolution?
You're like, but you know evolution.
This is no disrespect, okay?
To women.
We need them.
Thank you so much.
Angels.
Sweet, sweet angels.
Is Miles on my angle?
Probably not.
Sweet, sweet angels.
Thank you so much for creating life and bringing life into this world.
Without you, we would be nothing.
Literally, we would not exist without you.
Thank you so much for what you're doing.
Okay.
That being said, it's a little cap.
Dude, it's a little cap, right?
Like, this is how you know his cap.
When you fuck something else up in your body, you don't go, can I get an epidural?
Okay.
Wow.
You go, let me just get you.
That's something better.
Let me get some life because I damn, bro.
I didn't even know I was waiting to be on board with you.
It actually has proved our point.
Because he's like, you fuck Sat Melsep.
You're not like, yo, give me the most painful injection and number pain possible.
Yeah.
There's a part of the documentary where that expert comes in and starts fucking up the whole thing.
Hey, ladies, ladies, ladies, I get your shit.
Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies.
We'll cut that one, Doc.
We'll cut that out.
We'll cut that out.
Leave it in.
Ladies, that's not that.
That's how I got there.
Leaving it in.
Leave it in.
Leave it.
Leave it.
Leave it in.
Leave it.
I'm sorry about that epidural comment.
That was stupid.
We could be wrong about things.
You know what I mean?
The reality is, I think having a child come out of your pussy is probably very difficult.
Very difficult.
Also, it can't be easy to come out or it would probably fall out.
Another important thing.
Like a G-RAF.
Real talk.
You've seen it happen with animals all the time.
Falls out.
Super slippery.
Yeah.
100%.
Hurts the animal.
And we got soft noggins still.
Soft.
Yeah.
Right?
Shifty, perfect example.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
Shifty, he might have fell out.
They were involved in an offender bender on the way home from the hospital.
I think, I honestly think.
His head at the window and it was like a cartoon.
That's it.
It might be it.
So I think that what, I think having a child is incredibly difficult.
There's no question it's probably painful.
I do think that you are built and equipped to handle that.
Yes.
Is that fair to say?
But that's affirming.
That's a feminist comment.
That's like, oh, your body's powerful.
Yeah.
You have the ability to handle the whole challenge.
Yeah.
Exactly.
My body's not powerful enough to do that.
Well, you said it kind of was.
You could do a seven to eight pound shit.
No, but that's totally different.
You don't think your body's equipped to handle that?
I'm on board now.
Totally different.
I have a lot of respect for what women go through with child.
It's not as hard as how it is in House of Dragons.
Okay.
Let's just keep going.
You don't think?
How are you arguing?
You haven't seen this show.
No, I haven't, but I'm just saying.
It seems.
No, it's that hard.
It's that hard.
All right.
There you go.
That's valid argument.
It's that hard.
Have you seen one?
Yes.
When?
In nursing school.
You saw a baby come out?
Yeah.
I had to see two.
You really?
What was it like?
Nasty.
How many people are there?
Doctor, nurse.
I've seen it too when I was.
Doctor, nurse.
Everybody was.
And me.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Did it look super painful?
Yeah, yeah.
It looks horrendous.
Yeah.
I was in the room.
They were like, I was doing this class, like clinical rotations.
They let me watch.
And then the baby fucking snitch his head out of there.
And then there's just like blood and shit flies everywhere.
And I felt bad because they like gave me permission to go.
But then when the shit started coming all over the room, I did this like you were out of shit.
Yeah, I was at SeaWorld and I just looked like the biggest dickhead ever, but it was disgusting, dude.
The C-section was gross too, but I thought that was less gross.
Yeah, I saw the C-section too.
How long were you in middle school school for?
This was in medical school.
This was high school.
Clinical rotations, they call it.
You would do rotations at a bunch of different parts of a hospital.
They let high schoolers just go look at a woman's vagina?
Yeah, that's weird.
First vagina I saw.
That's why you were a virgin for so long.
You're like, fuck, that's traumatized, dude.
I think one of my only issues with How's a Dragon is that they make childbirth look easy.
Okay, let's just get a stick going.
I think that's what I hope in the future seasons is that when we do see childbirth, childbirth will experience the trials and tribulations that go along with it.
The intense pain, the risk to the mother's life so often.
So often.
So they had to do that because there's so many babies that are being born throughout this time that it's like, all right, it would just be boring just to just show them, all right, they're pregnant, they gave birth.
So it's like, you just add a little something to the fact that a little something.
There's like so many kids that are being born.
I'll be honest, my wife might be on your side.
She delivers baby as her job.
And she says she hates how it's depicted in Hollywood and in movies.
Why?
She's like, she's like, it's always shown as like this traumatic, like painful, like.
Yeah, it's a beautiful thing.
I hate my life thing.
Some people can be laughing during it.
Some people can, it can be orgasmic and sexual.
She's like, there's a lot of different ways that it can be.
And it doesn't have to be.
To your point, your body is equipped for it.
You're just saying that's how.
What do you mean?
Orgasmic and sexual bucket pussy dishes.
You need to come out.
It's a woman orgasm during childbirth.
Get out of here, bro.
Exactly.
I heard this.
Because it's big.
That shit is big and it's getting all up in the middle.
Oh, no.
And they make the sounds and shit, too.
How are you responding as a father?
They sound like dumb yelling.
Some people, I need to see a girl busting nut to baby coming out, man.
That would be crazy.
Can you imagine being a dad watching your son make your wife come?
Bro, saying you've never been able to do that.
You got to fight that motherfucker.
Like, yeah.
Do they rub their clip when it's coming out?
Like, is the baby coming out and they're just like, like, all the way out?
Like, he's going into like a conference football game.
Like, just stop the locker room and hit the field.
Ben Shapiro And Ethan Klein00:05:24
It's just like that, actually.
Oh, yeah.
No, some women want nipple stimulation while they're giving birth.
Oh, I'd do that.
Is that a job?
No, you have to do it to them.
That's what I'm saying.
I thought you meant to you.
No, I'd squeeze them tits.
You don't think I squeeze up somebody?
Somebody wants acidic tits to come?
Yeah, it helps.
I think it helps with stimulation.
If you're like closed off and like tight and tense, it's going to make it harder to get out of the vaginal canal.
Oh, they want to loosen it up.
Kind of loose and like heal it, vibe it.
You know what I mean?
Someone with nipples.
Yeah, exactly.
One time.
Wow.
Wait, has your wife ever had to squeeze knockers to?
That's her only job, actually.
She was so fucking hot, dude.
Can I send my wife to be like, do like a ride along?
Yeah, if she's willing to be the designated titty flicker, then yeah, she can do it.
Oh, my Lord.
Why do you think that's what I think it's?
It's beautiful, Al.
It's beautiful.
Why did you reject?
I like this.
Are you stimulated?
How about that level?
Alex, just shit himself.
Okay, what else we got?
Okay, feels old facts.
Okay, let's just do it.
Let's just go through the top stories of the day.
All right.
This is what everyone's talking about on this day in 2022.
H3H3, one of their main co-hosts, the creator Ethan Klein, has been suspended off YouTube for the week.
I think he's probably going to be back on soon for saying this comment.
Ethan Klein, for the record, is Jewish, and I believe is an Israeli citizen.
And this is what he said about Ben Shapiro.
Just gonna say, if there's another holocaust and people start rounding up the Jews, this I just say, if we they start rounding up the Jews again, I hope Ben gets gassed first.
So, talking about Ben Shapiro yes, talking about Ben Shapiro.
So wait Duff, can he say that?
I mean, if I think that listen, he's trying to be funny, it's a joke obviously, naturally we're always going to support jokes, but I think this guy is like one of those guys that does not allow people to have context when he's out there criticizing them.
So, you know what I mean?
Yeah, that's a problem.
So I think that he's accused people of being serious in times where they were joking and now it's biting him in the ass.
Let's say if he wasn't a person like that, is that okay to say if you're a Jewish person?
Can you make the joke?
Can you make that joke as a Jewish person?
You're Jewish.
You're a master.
He said if this horrible thing happens, you're violating.
So that's it.
Abide by the rules, I guess.
Yeah, he's not saying that he won't also be in there.
Yeah.
Like he's just, he would, he would get.
He's like, if we're all going to die, at least I'll get a little joy watching that guy I hate.
I don't think it's that bad.
Especially if you're Jewish.
Listen, Jews don't really throw Holocaust jokes at each other, though.
That's a lot.
I don't like the thing.
Not as much.
You literally said.
After the episode that came out last week, the next day, that's true.
That was a Holocaust.
He was like, that was my Holocaust.
That's what you said.
You were saying that.
That's not saying like, yo, let me throw you in the fucking.
He didn't mean the job.
That could have been a nuclear holocaust.
What do you mean?
Grandpa.
That's a good thing.
Now, I wonder if YouTube takes into account that that guy is the type of dude to try to cancel other people based on their jokes.
I think there was just a lot of reporting.
I think a lot of Benjamin.
I think the people who reported him probably took that into account.
He's clearly being hyperbolic.
It's a joke, ultimately.
Yeah, and we got to support jokes, obviously.
But we can also support jokes and then not support his behavior.
Yeah, so this is what Ben Shapiro said.
He said, I don't believe Ethan Klein should be suspended from YouTube for his awful garbage, but I'll shed no tears for a person who has routinely engaged in the cancellation of others' world's smallest violence.
Good response.
Yeah.
Honestly.
I hope you're not first.
That's a kind thing to say.
You know what?
That response?
Push him to the back.
Which begs the question, who's first?
Who's on first?
The classic sketch.
It's just a classic bit.
Is Goyem on first?
Okay.
So what are we thinking, though?
What are we thinking about that?
That's it?
Nothing else?
I mean, people are like selling.
Here's the weird thing.
People are like celebrating Ethan getting taken down.
And I get it if you're annoyed by Ethan's content.
He does a lot of gotcha shit.
He seems to like stir beefs up for interest.
I don't think that like he's necessarily like an expert in anything per se outside of being hated by people and it not seemingly affecting him.
So I understand if that is your genius, if that is your skill.
It is a superpower.
It is a superpower.
A lot of people can't deal with that type of hate.
He saw you not deal with it.
Yeah, not at all.
I'm lashing out.
I got to lash out immediately.
But at the same time, if you don't have a skill set for entertainment outside of that, that's what you're going to need to lean into.
Like we have comedy.
We can make jokes.
There are other people who are actors.
There are other people who, you know, they're artists.
They do these types of things.
If your skill is, you can hate me and it's okay and I can deal with it.
You can get a lot of views, but you're going to continue to be hated to do so.
And we saw him do it.
Like I saw him do it, the whole like Bobby and Kalila thing.
Simple Honey Page Celebration00:03:28
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And I've seen that happen a bunch before.
So I think there's a lot of people celebrating this, but be careful what you celebrate.
Like I would never celebrate this because I don't want a joke of mine to cause our page to come down.
So I cannot celebrate this, regardless if I agree with him or disagree with him on things.
I have to say, do not take his fucking account down.
The motherfucker is joking.
He's also Jewish.
You can make those.
They should take that into account.
100%.
Like, because they would take down a white person's page if they said the N-word, but they won't take down a black person's page for saying the N-word.
Because the same thing should apply to the joke.
They should absolutely put his fucking page back up.
You know what's funny?
It's probably anti-Semites that reported his Holocaust joke.
100%.
100%.
Why can't we make jokes, but he can't?
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, you got to bring the faith.
You got to put the page back up.
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Okay, this happened like two days ago.
One Year On The Subway Tracks00:15:02
Basically, this guy standing right here on the subway.
This guy crosses over him, targets him, flag on the play, launches him into the train tracks.
This is like the third story this month of someone just getting shoved on the tracks randomly.
There's nothing this guy really could have done different, in my opinion.
He's just walking.
He doesn't have headphones in.
Good form.
Good form.
Just gets launched.
He didn't die.
The train was coming up.
He just got launched onto the track.
Oh, he didn't die.
No.
Oh, that's good.
That's absolutely terrifying.
No.
Two questions.
What do you do in this case?
If some guy just wants to push you onto the tracks, is there anything you can do?
Is it even worth taking the subway?
What kind of question is that?
He's even worth taking the subway if you can get launched on the tracks.
I mean, you could always get launched on the tracks.
People have been doing this forever.
Yeah.
I've never, I've never you walk on the street if a guy can just crash into you?
Yeah, do you drive a car?
You can get in an accident.
But if some guy's trying to hit you, I'm like, if this is a thing, like a trend that's happening where people are trying to copycat push people on the tracks, it's like, ah, maybe we take a few weeks off.
You're saying, should everybody stop using the subway because a bad thing happened?
I'm asking, would you stop using the subway?
I stopped using the subway because I'm a multi-millionaire.
That's the main reason why I don't use the subway.
That's a fair point.
Yeah.
That being said, if I have to travel anywhere in Manhattan or Brooklyn during the hours of 10 till 6 that I cannot walk to, I take the subway.
I use it every day.
Lifeline.
And what if someone puts you on the tracks?
That's the price of doing business, Mark.
You ride an electric bike without a helmet every day.
Is this video not wild to the day?
No, I'm not taking the subway ever again.
Why?
I'm taking this shit every single day our entire life.
This shit is regular.
You're obviously toting a mainstream media narrative that New York is dangerous.
And I understand why you're...
Did you know what Candace says?
I got better.
Stop legal cars.
New York's not more dangerous.
So what?
Killing's gone up a little bit, bro.
New York.
We outside again.
Yeah.
We got to make up for the ones we didn't do before.
You give us no credit when we weren't killing for three years.
Exactly.
Okay.
That's a fair point.
Exactly.
All right.
On the topic, Alec Baldwin shared a picture on his Instagram one year to the day that he incidentally shot the director.
Dude, that was a year ago?
She got nice arms.
I was going to say that.
Absolutely amazing arms.
And so his, he posts just a picture of her behind the camera and then just the caption, one year ago today.
This is savage.
Moss says, had.
Come on.
God damn it.
She probably doesn't have them anymore.
Come on.
Can someone explain to me what the fuck is wrong with Alec Baldwin?
Is he out of his fucking mind?
He's out of his fucking mind.
One year to go today, dot, dot, dot.
I killed someone.
It's crazy.
Like, does he live in a world where he doesn't realize that he did something wrong?
I think he does.
Okay.
He's completely delusional.
I think he's convinced himself I didn't do anything.
That's the only way you can live with yourself.
He convinced himself he didn't even pull the trigger.
And then the FBI was like, yeah, you did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then he had to go, oh, I guess I didn't.
Isn't he a big anti-gun guy?
Because if so, this is the perfect time for him to be like, son, this is why I'm anti-gun.
I killed somebody on a movie set.
These guns are dangerous.
He doesn't want to take any credit, so he can't get sued.
But he just makes his own reality.
That's a lesson you taught me.
I think it's actually very admirable.
What does that mean?
This seems kind of insulting.
No, you just said I want to kick you in the foot on the forehead.
That's what you said.
That's what you told me to do.
Sometimes when things are bad, you just make your own reality in your head where things are actually better than they were, and then you believe that.
I never said that to you, Mark.
That seems you're making your own reality.
Now, jail.
He's making reality where he didn't say that.
That's what Alec Baldwin did.
That was a good response.
Some bad shit happened, and he was like, nope, I actually didn't do the bad thing.
Moving on.
I don't think I make a fake reality.
I don't know when I've ever said that.
What I will do is adjust a fake reality that is inspired by my insecurities.
I think a lot of people live in the bubble of their insecurities.
People don't like me.
I'm not good at this, whatever like that.
And I don't think that ever helps you.
But what Alec Baldwin lives in, a bubble of his confidence or something like that, his ego, his delusion.
I mean, this is crazy.
Yeah.
This is crazy.
Nobody was like, is he going to address it?
You reminded us of it.
Yeah.
Or just a better caption.
Constantly thinking of this fateful day.
Like, I pray for the families constantly.
Something like that.
Have more.
And then the first comment is: stay strong, my friend, thinking about you and all those affected by this terrible activity.
Who said that?
The Leslie Jordan.
Who is that?
Who is Leslie Jordan?
Who the fuck is that?
Because the Leslie Jordan.
Like, it's a bunch of fake ones.
Leslie Jordan.
Who is this?
Oh, the gay guy.
Oh.
Nah, this guy's adorable.
Oh, shoot.
Wait, he just died today.
Was that hanging with Al Baldwin?
Hey, God.
Hey, thinking of you, my friend.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Oh, shoot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's from your favorite show, Willing Grace.
There's no way he typed that out.
He's too old.
He died today of a car crash.
Get the fuck out of here.
Was he driving?
That happened.
How does that happen?
Okay, Cheryl Hines gave him the hearts.
That's nice.
Okay.
Who's Cheryl Hines again?
She's Larry David's wife on curb.
Heartbreaking.
It is heartbreaking.
Sending lots of hearts.
That's fair.
That wasn't the real one.
She didn't have a blue check.
And then everyone that's not blue checks is like, I'm not exactly sure how to react to this.
Oh, son, the blue check comments are embarrassing.
Finish the heading, one year ago today.
What?
You're a bold one.
You're a bold one is good.
I mean, one year ago today just sounds like an anniversary.
Like, that just sounds like, hey, I got married one year ago today.
I don't understand why it's like, it seems celebratory.
This guy's a weirdo, man.
This guy's a fucking weirdo.
Did he take it down?
That shit was on Instagram right now.
Wow.
As we speak.
One year ago, I caught a body.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe he's saying like he might be making a movie now.
Like people are acting up a bit.
You know what I mean?
Like people aren't listening to him.
He's not getting his way on set.
And he's like, I just want to let y'all know.
365 days ago.
And isn't the movie back in production?
Oh, if it comes out.
No, I'm pretty sure.
No, it is.
Yeah.
Dove sent us a link.
You got to get in that.
Why not?
I don't support that.
He's got another season of Sons of Anarchy to shoot this one.
Yeah.
Oh, sick.
Nice shit, though.
That was a pretty good joke, though.
I wish I had a stutter, but it's a lot of confidence, but the structure was great.
Do you want to talk about this Asian girl yelling on the subway?
Yeah, this is kind of wild.
How?
Y'all.
Okay.
Y'all are annoying.
What?
Didn't we do this with him on TV?
No, I see what his point is.
What?
Oh, this one.
Okay, okay.
That's because you act like a P-boy.
Bro.
All right?
You act like the P-boy.
I said to stay the fuck away from me.
I shit it.
Yeah, I know.
Wow, this is wild, dude.
I wasn't talking to you.
All right.
I'm that guy.
I feel that guy so much.
You try to intervene, and some girl just goes crazy.
And you're like, I'm not going to deal with that shit.
You're a fucking black vagina.
You're a black vagina.
That is all you are.
And that is all you will ever be.
And you know, so I don't exactly understand what led up to this conflict.
Push her on the fucking track.
God damn.
Oh, my God.
All right.
We're taking down the shit.
You're talking about that black girl, right?
God fucking.
I'm sorry, Mom.
I get what's his face captioned because he said, a white guy provoked her to get racist.
He's being sarcastic.
Oh, okay, okay.
He's like trying to blame the whole situation on the white guy.
That's clear that she's just some fucking dumb bitch.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, man.
Woof.
But that's less.
That's less.
That's more shocking to you than a guy just getting like.
Yeah.
Honestly, yeah.
Honestly, yeah.
I was shocked by the shoving, but that's crazy.
That's wild, dude.
The first sentence.
They really cut the fat.
The first sentence is just.
Maybe it's out of context.
Have you considered that?
A person.
A non-black person.
That's why he didn't invite me to that party.
Just a bunch of white kids like, what if it was lyrics to a song?
We don't even know what happened.
That's all I'm going to say.
All right.
Finally, that's curious about what happened before.
Because she seems agitated.
Yeah.
I would like to know what agitated her.
I would like to know what agitated her.
I don't think it warrants.
She called him a B-boy.
So I wonder if it's like the kids who were dancing doing the backflips on the subway.
It was looking pretty packed.
You can't really do it when it's that packed.
I mean, do you think that's?
You must have not taken a subway for a while.
What happened to you?
Oh, they be doing this done.
That's why you don't care about the subway.
I'm the only one that takes the subway.
On my ass, you never take a subway.
Every time Mark takes a subway.
I took it today.
Every time Mark takes the subway, he comes up and goes, it's a little scary down there.
I take the subway every fucking day.
I take it every day.
It is scary.
There's B-boys down there, dude.
You take the subway from fucking street to street.
Nothing bad's going to happen there.
No, I was on the train with a subway.
You think criminals ride at Crown Heights?
Yo, someone took a shit next to me in Vala when we were on the train and was very racist.
That's natural.
Just going to Lincoln Center to see Top Gun Maverick.
Son, that's nature, bro.
That's what I think.
I think this shit is not a big deal.
Peeing is not a big deal.
Not a big deal.
Pull a dick out to jerk off.
Not a big deal.
That's a big deal.
I saw a video girl just flicking beans.
Flicking bean.
You know what kind of bean though?
Flicking bean, man.
Yes, obviously, all these things are quite normal.
The pushing the people into the tracks is always terrifying.
But I'll be honest, when I was growing up, it's like you were on your P's and Q's when you were on that motherfucking platform.
You ain't waiting on the fucking edge to see.
So how are you on your P's and 's to not get tackled like that guy?
What are you doing?
Spin move.
Lean right.
When I was using the subway regularly, I wasn't even on my phone like that because they didn't have service down there.
Okay.
So we just got service, what, five, seven years ago?
Really?
All the time on the subway?
There used to be service where you were at the station and then not in between.
I think now it's just service all the time.
Yeah.
Do you remember this?
I don't understand lines have it in between.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
So I had been a minute.
So, but yeah, like it was always, I don't know, I just always felt it was kind of dangerous and people get pushed in.
And I was always looking behind me.
And I was, every person I look at, I was like, are you going to try to push me in?
But that's how I operate in life.
And every person I see on the street, I'm like, are you going to punch me in the face?
Every single person.
Really?
Every single person.
Sounds exhausting.
You get used to it.
It's like you wear jeans.
It don't feel like you got jeans on.
And when you're ducking punches walking on the block.
You know what I mean?
Like, you get used to it.
Like, I don't feel like I got clothes on right now, but I got clothes on.
You can't adjust.
Are you in a 3D clown maze every time you walk down the street?
Yep.
100%.
100%.
Every single person.
I'm like, that was one of the hardest adjustments to like having some level of like whatever awareness.
You know what I mean?
And fame is like a corny word, but like, in the beginning, people would be looking at me and I'd be like, the fuck is this motherfucker looking at?
Like, I had to realize people knew me first.
Now I expect that.
But early on, I was staring at motherfuckers.
You started swinging on?
No, no, no.
I was like, what's up?
And they were like, ain't you on guy code?
And I was like, all right, yeah.
He's about to fucking throw down.
You know what I'm saying?
Did you, it took you a little bit to get used to people looking at you, right?
This dude came up to me at LA.
So he was across the street, like on an eye meeting.
Why are you weird?
Then he crossed the street, but he's crossing meme mugging.
I was like, all right, so shit about to go off and shit.
So he walks up.
He's like, yo, what's up?
Why you ain't hitting me back?
I'm like, what you talking about?
He's like, when we gonna go smoke, I was hitting you.
I was like, I don't know you, bro.
And he was like, yeah, we've been talking to the DMs.
And I don't realize what I'm talking to.
I just talk.
So it's like he already has his whole conversation going.
I have no idea what.
But the aggression he came up to me with, I was like, I got ready.
I like got in the stairs and shit like that just in case because I didn't get hit first.
Exactly.
That's the other thing.
When people know you from the internet or even back in the day with Guide Code, it's like they knew you, but they saw you for three seconds and you went away, so they didn't know your fucking name.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, so like when they see you, they're still trying to figure out who you are.
Yeah, yeah, right.
Like when we were at the fucking Six Flags thing, like the dude's like, Ain't you in movies?
Now I gotta let this motherfucker down, but not really, you know, I have some coming out.
It's like sometimes they keep the scene.
Yeah, movies.
Now he all disappointed, like, oh, I thought you were famous.
I'm like, well, well, I do stand-up comedy.
Like, maybe you know me from Santa Carlo or something.
Like, somehow special.
Maybe he follows IMDB like Agent Press releases.
He's really famous to variety.
Like, what's dropping?
But yeah, so there was always, there's like that little bit of tension and confusion, and that shit could go left.
Yeah, that's a good point.
I feel, yeah, I don't know.
I feel New York is way safer when I grew up.
But you take Ubers now.
No, but just like walking, like it does feel safer to me.
Yeah.
Like it used to feel like grimy.
But are you just not?
How many were you talking that it was this dangerous?
I would say 20 years ago?
At least late 90s and even early 2000s, it was still a little rough.
So it's the most dangerous event in 20 to 30 years.
Nah, I don't think it's that dangerous right now.
Like the stats prove different.
I'll say this.
I don't think it's dangerous.
The ground is not bad.
I don't think it's dangerous.
I think it's crazy.
Yeah.
So that's the thing that you can't predict.
Like I feel like there's way more crazy people on the streets that are doing things because they're crazy.
Like I see a lot of guys who are out of their mind walking around.
Like, and every time I see one of them, it's like, if they want to swing, they swing.
That's just what it is.
But in terms of like the level of like gang activity and the level of like just people straight like robbing you, I feel like that was way more popping way back in the day.
No, that I agree with that.
It's the craziest.
And the difference is like LA saw this happening a couple years ago, but it's all spread out.
You guys are really close together.
You can't avoid the craziest.
You could avoid the gang shit, right?
Because for the most part, if you're in like a very public area that's well lit with cops, gang dudes ain't gonna roll up on you and fucking try to take your wallet.
Crazy will punch you right in front of a cop and have no fucking clue that he did anything wrong.
Yeah.
So there's a different level of anxiety with that.
I also think we, it's New York was hyper safe.
Like it was so safe.
I moved here like, yeah, we got a little used to it.
I moved here like 08 and people would like from my family, Indian immigrants were like, oh, it's so dangerous.
I would walk at like four in the morning, never felt anything.
Now it's not that anymore.
And I think we're like, what the fuck?
We're adjusting from a really safe place and y'all live through safe, but you also live through this ain't safe at all.
Robberies Setting Unease Tone00:03:46
This is dangerous.
So you're like, yeah, it's not what it was, but it's still better than it used to be.
Gotcha.
Yeah, that's probably what it is.
Yeah.
Because to me, this is crazy.
I've been here 15 years.
I'm like, I've seen that a couple times a year, but the amount you're seeing, you're like, oh, this is nuts.
And it does feel different on the subway.
I still ride it sometimes and you'll feel like there's a general unease.
I also think that that's induced by constant media attention.
Sure.
Like there's media, like there's a narrative, and maybe it's true, maybe it's not true, but like Dem Run cities are falling apart.
Yeah.
And this is what you see, like the right pushing.
Yeah.
And they might be falling apart.
And it might be bad.
I'm not saying that that's wrong.
But once that's getting clicks, all of a sudden you see a bunch of more articles about all the things that show how a city is falling apart.
Look at this robbery.
Every robbery in LA is on the news.
Just confirmation bias.
Exactly.
Someone gets robbed in Oklahoma.
You might not hear about it.
You ever go home?
You ever go back home, Mark?
And then everyone, you're at Thanksgiving dinner.
Everyone goes, I heard New York is terrible.
Oh my God.
And I'm like, now that everybody and their mother got a camera phone.
So now you're seeing all the shit.
You also saw how the shit was happening, but you weren't seeing that.
Whereas like that.
There's much more awareness.
Like in LA, shit was getting robbed, Dove.
You know it.
It was getting, it's not like robberies just started in LA, but now every single robbery is reported on because there's a narrative that in LA people are robbing.
So it feels like it's way more dangerous.
I don't know how many more crimes are happening.
We just did, we never had this, these follow-home robberies that were first a couple years ago happening to like public figures and the pop smokes and all of that in LA is now happening to like everyday people because someone tags a location at a party and then it's happening to them.
It's that's just new.
We didn't have that.
So you know what y'all might also be doing when your family is like, oh, New York is so dangerous.
You're like, it's not even that bad, right?
Probably naturally.
That's probably what y'all are doing to a degree also, which is it's not even, you're getting so much, it's bad.
You're like, come the fuck on.
Stop it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
The two things that I realize about or that I've felt are way more crazies and then way more letting half illegal shit slide.
Oh, yes.
Like Canal Street?
Like Canal Street right now, like it's an open-air bazaar.
Yeah.
Motherfuckers are selling Nikes.
They got weed.
And they got bags out.
Like back in the day, you would have it on a blanket and then in a heartbeat, they could scoop it all up and walk down the street.
Cops are walking by shopping.
I saw a cop buy a pair of Jordans, dead ass from the Doulong Canal.
Right?
And it was like, so I think probably way easier to negotiate when you're in jobs.
100%.
I'll give you 50 or you go to jail.
So I think that sets a tone a little bit.
I think there's probably some turn like broken glass syndrome or whatever.
But I think it sets a tone.
Like you're seeing illegal things play out that sets a tone of unease.
I think people who do illegal things see that and they go, oh, I guess we could get busy out here.
And the people that don't do illegal things go, well, is there any law enforcement?
Is everything okay?
I'll say something.
Two years I've never seen someone get pulled over by a police officer on the road.
Oh, wait, I've never seen that in New York.
You never saw that.
Okay, that's you see someone get like pulled over?
No one has licensed players.
I was mean quiet of it.
I was talking about black people.
I'm talking about like regular people.
Regular law-abiding citizens.
I changed my car.
Just let it seem like there's zero fear of cops in New York.
New York.
I guess what I'm saying is like you, you probably drove out on the island.
I don't know if you drove along all Long Island or that kind of show or on the highway.
No, I had to do it.
If you have a red sports car with tinted windows and rims, you get it.
I was with Damian Lemon and his fucking Toyota Camry, and the cop pulled him over.
Jake Anderson Dwarf Speed Fights00:10:05
He's like, you're doing 24.
And then we thought that was a big deal.
They had other cops come pull us out, search us.
Oh, Jesus.
And then I searched, and then I Google searched.
I was like, 24 is over the speed limit.
Speed limit in New York City, 25 miles an hour.
Oh, we're going under.
He pulled us over.
It's crazy.
Sometimes it's a school zone.
And you know, you must be.
It wasn't.
It was like one in the morning.
Oh, wow.
Nothing.
Whole island's 25.
No, it was like 11.
He was taking me from one spot to another.
Give me a ride.
I felt bad.
My bad, yo.
Shout out New York, man.
What did you think of UFC 280?
Absolutely phenomenal.
Don't bet against Islam.
Yeah, let's talk about some fucking Islam Magashev.
Shout out him.
I mean, he dominated Charles.
Bro, I'm telling you, no mustache.
This can't lose.
Cannot lose.
And then the other fight between Al Joe and TJ Dilla Shaw, I guess Dillaja had separated his shoulder like multiple times in the camp.
Like he said 20 times throughout the camp he separated it.
So his shit was just hanging on tendons.
Apparently, he told the referee, this is the guy who's also, you know, been popped for steroids.
And he had a big suspension for steroids.
So some people also going like, yeah, your shoulder heals way quicker when you're on fucking Reids all the time.
And now you're not.
So now your shoulder's popping out all the time.
It's not healing as fast.
All this kind of shit.
It's like, this is what happens.
So his shit popped out almost immediately.
And that motherfucker made it through the rounds.
Wow.
Yeah, that's impressive.
Showed incredible heart.
But Al Jermaine Sterling, who's from Long Island, I'm pretty sure, is an absolute savage, bro.
Yeah.
Like an absolute, His ability to get on your back, pause, fast forward is terrifying, bro.
It's like, have you ever seen like a dwarf put on a backpack?
I haven't, but they get it on so fast, right?
Like, I think because everything's closer to them, like, they can just do these quick motions, like, or like, uh, it's like magical emotions.
No, like, if you see it, if you watch a dwarf get on this couch, it will happen really quick.
Your example be trapped.
No, I'm being serious.
Like, it will happen so fast.
Like, a dwarf doing some movements, you don't even like like a squirrel running up a tree, like they're like that.
And that's Al Joe has dwarf speed.
Al Jermaine Sterling has dwarf speed.
He's on your back without you even knowing.
This is here having a conversation with him right now.
Oh, you're back.
That's how fast.
He has dwarf speed, dude.
He is dwarf speed.
Dude, there's Mach 9, Mach 10, Dwarf.
That's what Al Joe's got.
Wow.
That's what Tom Cruise hit in Top Gun.
That's why his plane exploded.
He hit dwarf.
He hit dwarf speed and his plane fucking exploded because the plane was too big to handle that kind of speed.
You need a small frame, fat ass.
That's what Al Jermaine Sterling has.
I don't know if anybody can beat him.
Beat him.
And then Sugar Sean, goddamn.
Yeah, respect to him.
People were giving him shit, though.
Yeah, I was seeing you.
No, he lost that shit.
But he lost that shit.
He lost it.
He lost it.
And he knows he lost it.
That's a very good.
He won.
He won the decision.
He lost a fight, but he won the decision.
But he showed so much fucking heart, bro.
You look confident as fuck.
What the fuck?
No, he lost, bro.
But he won the fight.
Why do you think he lost?
Well, because he lost more rounds than he won.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he got the decision, which was a bad decision, but it's the best thing for the UFC because now you have an absolute fucking superstar who does everything you want.
He fucking podcasts.
He hangs out with the biggest internet celebrities.
He's creating content, rising.
Looks cool.
His ability looks phenomenal, gets the game.
And he beat arguably the best striker in the division.
Absolutely amazing.
It's by Peter Jan.
And he didn't beat him, but he even if you call a decision bad, he hung in there amazing.
He hung in and hurt him big.
Here's the thing.
You can't take that away from him.
And his face looks great.
He like barely got straight.
And Peter Jan looks disgusting.
He got a pussy over his eye.
He got a fat pussy on his eye.
He literally got a knee in his head and a fat appeared over his eyes.
Really?
100%.
Dude, it was crazy.
Pussy was on his eye.
You know how people get tattoos like right here?
Yeah, yeah, like RIP.
He got a pussy from a knee.
Really?
Kneed him and a pussy appeared right above his eye.
So that's what Sugar Sean can do and make a box lip.
Double up right on your eye.
Major Menorah.
Hurt him.
Yeah.
Hurt him big time.
Hurt him twice.
Yeah.
Or maybe even three times.
You cannot take that away from him.
Did not necessarily get outstruck by Peter Young.
I don't think he got outstruck at all.
I think Peter got him to the ground a few times.
And I think he did some work over there.
And I think Peter won that guard.
But you cannot take it away from him.
It was amazing to see him do that.
He's going to have his, he's going to have a tough time with Al Jermaine Sterling.
I don't know.
He's got the length.
He can create that distance.
I don't know what he's going to do about dwarf speed, bro.
I don't know what he's going to do about dwarf speed.
That's different, bro.
Yeah.
That's different.
But it was great to see him go into deep waters.
And he found out something about himself.
Like when Izzy came on the podcast, he goes, when I was in there, man, when I was in there, he had that fight against the fuck was his name?
Gastalum, right?
Yeah, Kelvin Gastleman.
And he goes, he goes, yeah, I went deeper than I've ever been.
And I found something else about myself.
And I think our boy found something else about Sugar Sean found something else.
He found how deep he could go.
That was you in the ice bath.
That was me in the ice bath, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
You were discovering about yourself.
Discovered me.
Yeah, I was talking about my favorite uh book, Shackleton.
You see Mcgregor's tweet, oh god, what do you say?
I'll beat Magashev.
It's picture of Makshev and it's picture of Volk and it says, my two old belts on two little ticks.
This fight does 10 buys.
Yep, is that still ya guy?
Is that still ya King?
I'll be honest, nobody can create excitement around a fight like Connor.
All Right, but is it still ya King?
I'll be honest, nobody can create excitement around a fight like the guy's an absolute fucking genius.
But do I think that he can compete at the highest level of mma anymore?
No, I don't think he can.
But do I think it's great for his brand for people to think that he's gonna come back?
Yes, okay.
So I think that's why he's like i'm not announcing the retirement and I think once he has enough popping outside of mma like that can like, let's say, this movie he's gonna do blows the fuck up and he does some more movies and he does some other things.
Once that celebrity is creating enough heat outside of his fight heat, he'll go.
Okay, I don't need that anymore.
It's a very strategic and like brilliant business decision.
He'll probably say i'm a fucking idiot for being suggesting it, but if you can create heat without having to get your face smashed in every single time, why do that?
He should just go WWE.
I mean, he was personality phenomenal, he'd be phenomenal, i'd want him to do it, but maybe that doesn't sell as many bottles of uh proper 12.
Yeah, look at the rock.
I think he would see it as a step down too probably, and I think that would hurt him.
Yes, you're right, he dedicated his entire life to this thing.
Yeah, you know, to actual combat and i'm not saying wrestling didn't hurt, but it's like it's scripted, it's not combat, it hurts, it's real, it hurts but it's not coming.
Yeah yeah, that's a great way of looking to be a movie, though.
Yeah, that's what he's saying.
He's got this movie, so let's see how that does.
I hope it does well, I hope he becomes a big old, fucking movie star.
Yeah honestly, I mean, he's a star.
It'd be great to see him doing movies.
What that motherfucker did for Mma is insane.
And then this weekend, Jake Paul is fighting Anderson.
So yo, Jake looks, Jake looks good bro.
You saw the fat suit.
That was clever, that was very funny.
But no, Jake is uh, shout out, Jake man.
That's a big step up and a brave thing to do, and I know people are gonna say oh, Anderson's old or whatever.
He's one of the greatest strikers in the history of combat sports.
Yeah, and Jake is going up again and he has actual boxing fights like he has boxing fights against boxers, not just against, like mma dudes, so the guy knows what he's doing, doing in there.
He is older, there's no question.
But it's a huge step up and i'm excited for it.
I love it, i'm glad to see it and I hope it does really big numbers too, because this is one of those where it's like we love Anderson like, I imagine, all of us here, we like Anderson.
So it's like I know I don't want to see Jake, and I think Jake has a lot of respect for Anderson, because usually Jake is making your life horrible.
The Pre-swight shit has been really good.
Yeah yeah, it hasn't been disrespectful at all and I like I hope that the fight does big numbers, just out of pure curiosity, because then you have this era, you have this area where if Jake does Win, you're like, yo, he was respectful to that guy and he beat him on fair terms.
It's like, hey, give it up instead of, man, fuck this guy.
He was mean.
And then he just got lucky.
He picked on a 48-year-old.
What they will say.
Yeah, I kind of, yeah, I'm excited for this.
Team makes a prediction.
Man, I'm like, I root for Jake always.
So I'm going to say, I think Jake can figure something out.
I really think, but I think that this is the toughest test, man.
I think it's the toughest test.
The thing that Jake has is undeniable power.
Yeah.
He can put the lights out.
In one punch, he can put your lights out.
Regardless if you're a professional fighter, it doesn't matter what you've been hit with.
So we're going to see if he can land.
Also, a lot of drive.
I think a lot of will.
Like, he's, I think he wants it.
Yeah.
I think he wants it more.
I think he wants it more.
Yeah.
But it's just like, is the in-the-ring experience going to come in for Anderson where he's like, oh, I know how to navigate this pressure.
I've been here before.
I can handle this.
Yeah.
I think Jake can pull it off.
I know it sounds crazy.
I think Jake can pull it off.
I think he can.
The one thing that I keep thinking of is the Woodley fight.
Now, Jake may have gotten much better in the past year, but that was like a year ago.
And Woodley got some licks in.
Yep.
Like, Woodley almost.
And if Woodley hits you, Anderson's going to hit you.
Yes.
Anderson's much taller, much better boxer.
Better, much better boxer.
And that's where I'm like, I would love to see Jake win, but I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think that, I don't think that that's a bad take at all.
Like, I think a lot of people probably, I think Jake's going into this as the underdog.
Yeah, I would say so.
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Yeah.
I hope Silva's in good condition.
Like, you know, he hasn't fought in a while.
That's the thing I'm concerned with.
If he's conditioned well, I think he eases it.
You think he got it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just, yeah, it's so tricky.
It's like every time you go, ah, Jake's not going to do it.
Then he does.
At a certain point in time, you got to go, let's see what happens.
You know what I mean?
You got to roll with them.
Yeah.
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Give us a couple more.
Let's do a couple more before we get out of here, man.
We've got to give the people what they deserve.
Your boy Joe Biden fell asleep during the interview, it seems like.
I don't think he fell asleep.
This is what the clip is.
This is what we intentionally.
And we'll have time to make that decision.
Make that decision.
Dr. Biden is for it.
That's the president.
Dr. Biden thinks that my wife thinks that we're doing something very important.
I mean, it's not great.
He doesn't fall asleep, though.
He falls asleep, but which is worse.
I'd rather him fall asleep than answer like that awake.
That's a little bruh.
Why do you think the interviewer was like awake?
Why do you think the interviewer was like, oh, hello?
Because he's going to die soon.
But that doesn't mean he falls asleep mid-interview.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's going to die soon.
Is that news to everybody?
He's going to die soon.
Why was the interviewer like, oh, Mr. President?
Hello?
Because he's worried he's dying on camera.
You don't want to be the enemy that killed Joe Biden.
I mean, he probably does, bro.
Like, that shit going gum viral.
Yeah, no.
That's true.
That'd be good for your career in a weird way.
But you don't think this is a sign of mental decline?
Yeah, I think his, yeah.
We all know.
Yeah.
I thought that was from House of Dragon.
That was Viseris, right?
Yeah.
No, Viseris is way more eloquent.
Viseris was missing half his body.
But like, this is just a bad look for America.
Like, don't, don't let him or deep fake it.
This is why I don't believe the deepfake shit because I'm like, if deep fake was real, we would be deep faking it.
Yeah.
I mean, it's embarrassing.
It is absolutely embarrassing.
It is a complete disrespect of the seat of office.
Like, how are we supposed to believe that that's the most powerful man in the world?
Like, to me, it exposes whatever the conspiracies are, the deep state or the real people in power or whatever.
Because if he's supposed to be the real person in power, if that's what 330 million Americans are supposed to think, there's no way we're letting him make all the decisions in his curtain state, right?
Yeah.
So when we all look at this and we go, oh, he's not really pulling the strings, pulling the strings.
Then we have to go, who is?
Now we're looking at all these other people.
It's like you're exposing yourself by being in this situation.
And the fact that they haven't put a single person else up.
Like, is there another Democrat you can think of?
That's crazy.
It's nuts.
That's crazy.
I don't even understand what's happening.
Like, Kamala, they hate, and I get they do that by purpose.
They're like, they do it on purpose, like to ensure the protection of the president, you get an absolutely idiotic running mate.
Right?
Like, that's, you know what I mean?
Like, that's what Trump did with Pence.
Everybody looked at Pence.
They're like, we can't have this fucking weirdo doing running the goddamn country.
Right.
And that's what Biden does with Kamala.
And that's what Obama did with Biden.
They didn't think that Biden would actually be fucking president.
Yeah.
It is unbelievable.
It's kind of wild.
And then do you see this other one of him?
It can't.
No, I mean, like, he has to say that, hey, I'm not running.
This is not one.
He doesn't want to give it up.
Yeah.
But out of respect, nobody's going to step up and be like, yeah.
Because, yeah, they got Booty Judge.
Like, they got people that they can throw up there.
Who?
Why is he saying that he's running again?
That's what I'm getting.
Yeah.
Because you're president.
You want to give it up?
Who's the Democrats DeSantis?
Sorry to cut you.
But, like, who is the Democrats DeSantis?
Who's the Democrat?
They have fucking Gavin Newsom.
I know that we're shaking our head at that because the guy seems like such an absolute fucking phony fraud.
Yeah.
But I really don't think about shit.
But he is the only one.
Sorry.
He's going to defend.
Look what I did for California.
California is a fucking disaster.
He'll literally defend like that.
And then people in California will go great.
People be forgetting about shit.
No, no, no.
I'm telling you.
Trust me.
San Francisco and LA.
Duff.
I understand how you feel personally.
Most people do not live in California.
Exactly.
One.
Two, they're not voting for him.
They're voting for not the other person.
Yes.
So all they have to do is vilify the other person enough where you go, well, I can't support that.
I'll go with this guy who I don't think is that good.
I mean, what happened this last election, right?
I don't think anybody looked at Biden.
They're like, he's the fucking truth.
I understand that.
But I'm saying you put DeSantis and you put Gavin side by side.
You say, they're our only argument.
Look what I did for Florida.
Look what I did for California.
Not the people that don't know from California.
They're going to go digging on DeSantis.
They're going to make him look like every horrible thing that if you were liberal, you would absolutely be terrified by.
And then, you know.
Newsome is a bit more charismatic, in my opinion.
You know what, though?
And you've said this before.
I think America's going to vote on safety and you're going to feel safer.
They're just going to destroy.
Look at LA is.
It's a war zone.
Look at it.
And then if you're worried about safety, which most people are, at the end of the day, you're just worried about safety.
You're going to go with the Republican guy over the guy.
Are you going to go with the guy who is the governor of arguably the most dangerous state in the fucking union, though?
Which is Florida.
Oh, really?
I mean, the way that the world perceives Florida.
Florida man does meths and shoots, blah, blah, blah.
Shots in Florida.
So, what they'll do is they'll go, oh, you can't say my state's more dangerous.
Look at the murder rate in your state.
Look at all these people that get shot in your state.
Look at the drug problems in your state.
Look at the illegal trafficking in your state, right?
Like, the idea of Florida is not necessarily a safe place.
What it was is a place free of the COVID restrictions, which we all loved.
So, I don't even think that DeSantis can go at California for being that dangerous when you compare it to Florida.
I don't think you can't compare.
Florida doesn't have that stink perception-wise.
Definitely not from it.
They can label him as they can label him as anti-gay.
I'm telling you.
I mean, I know how passionate you are about this.
The entire country, like, look what Charlemagne says.
He goes, The craziest people on the planet are from the Bronx of Florida.
Yes, it is.
It's like fact.
You may be because you're West Coast, but at least on the East Coast.
Okay, the craziest coast, we don't have that perception.
Their Florida man methy perception is very niche.
You're talking about one state, the most populated state in the country.
I don't think Trump's running, man.
You heard me say that rally.
He's like, I probably got to run.
And people went crazy.
I think that he likes the political influence he has now from saying that he's going to run because he controls a part of the base.
So as long as he's like Connor with the, I'm going to fight again.
Like it allows you to have influence within the sport and allows you to use that influence for your other business endeavors.
So if everybody got to be nice to Trump because they want him to support them, he can use that for influence not only in business, but maybe in not getting hemmed up in this fucking court shit.
He's still got open cases.
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He might have a conversation with DeSantis and say, if you win, I need you to make sure I don't go to jail and I'm going to throw all my support behind you.
Or he has a conversation with the Dem and says, hey, I'm not going to trash you.
I just need you to make sure that I'm good once you win.
But I mean, he could do that for himself.
But there's no upside for him to say that.
But he's not.
If he doesn't win, I don't think he thinks he can win genuinely.
Really?
I think if Biden runs, maybe just because I don't know if anybody in their right mind could vote for Biden.
But that's what I'm saying.
That's what it looks like.
I don't know if he believes in his heart that he can beat DeSantis.
And I think that he's been incredibly, he's been made incredibly radioactive.
And he's played a part of that.
And I think he's lost some of his base, but he doesn't want to relinquish that political control right now.
Couldn't he run independently?
Yep.
Yeah, but yeah, but he would just split the Republicans.
True.
Which would tank his own party.
You tank his own part.
And the other Dems go, now arrest this motherfucker.
True.
He also tanks his own party.
They don't want to.
Well, if he wants to tank the party, if they don't give him the nomination, he's just like, fuck you.
Well, I think he says he does that if they don't provide some assurance that they won't put him in prison.
That's my point.
He's got a lot of chips.
Yeah.
And I think if he says I'm not going to run, then he loses the chips.
And all these people, they go search for somebody else.
But these like hardline Trumpers, they're basically, please, daddy, run, please, daddy, run.
And he has to hold them until the official announcement.
That initiative is like Game of Thrones.
Yo, it is so interesting.
Like 100%.
And I wonder if, like, I wish they had dragons.
Yeah, right.
I wonder if like big money corporations and businesses are, it's always like that.
Like, just think about it.
Like, Elon Musk has to get a certain amount of nickel out of the Democratic Republic of the Congo in order to make the batteries for his cars.
If you don't think that he's lobbying certain countries, politicians, CIA, whatever other country, whatever the version of the CIA is for these other countries, if you don't think that he's lobbying to make sure that those mines are kept open and free to run and unaffected by terrorism and unaffected by war, like you're talking about like a very tumultuous part of the world, the Congo.
And these mines work all the time.
And nobody's fucking with the mines.
You think that's a coincidence?
No, you're playing fucking chess.
You are playing fucking chess to make sure that everybody get their batteries.
You think he shows his feet?
Say again.
You think he shows his feet off to some guy?
I mean, he got a lot of goodwill when he showed off that body.
That's true.
He's on that boat.
But yeah, I think all these guys, you want to expand?
You want like global?
Those are the conversations I just like to hear.
Hey, we need to get this amount of nickel out of there.
There's one place to get it on the planet.
Democratic Republic of Congo in complete disarray.
Who we got to promise shit to?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I don't doubt it.
Rich people are doing smart shit to stay rich.
You don't get rich by playing by the rules.
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Yeah.
And I'm not, and I'm not, I'm not necessarily even criticizing.
I'm just like curious.
Like, who do you have to like?
You got to go to the warlord that you know is like making kids fucking become soldiers like chopping off their feet and shit.
And you got to go, hey, here's this much money so we can keep doing that.
Yeah.
So you don't.
Don't you on some level?
Yeah, I guess you probably have to.
And that is the world.
Like we all wear the sneakers that are made by the kids.
Like we're not, he's no worse than us, I guess.
Slightly worse.
Say again?
Slightly worse.
Slightly worse.
If you're doing the deal, there's levels.
Yes, yes.
There's levels.
But I just want to know what that conversation is.
I want to know the fucking Bezos conversations.
I just want to know what these are like.
And like, maybe they feel guilt about it.
Maybe.
The tax combo, like even internally, like with like the politician that you put in power, be like, hey, like, yeah, don't roll over the tax shit or like, don't push the tax thing in my direction.
Keep it over here.
Just make these loopholes.
Keep them open.
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm so curious if it's if it's direct.
Hey, we're having these conversations like up front or if it's like implied.
Like, yeah, help me out.
I had a I don't want to, but there was a thing that happened and that was going to affect real estate prices in like a big way.
And immediately when this new politician entered the office, he stopped it.
And he stopped it because of one phone call.
Crazy.
Wow.
I wonder how many one phone calls happen every day.
And how many people in power?
And like low-key, like that being in that position and having that power, it's just like, I don't want to compare it to fucking like Game of Thrones or like any of these things, but it's like, yet that's the exhaustion.
It's not walking around and giving speeches all day and like inspiring people.
It's like, I'm going to get a call today and I'm going to have to piss off 50% of the people that live in this place.
Yeah.
Or I'm going to get a call from two people that are asking different things and I got to figure out who I want to fuck over.
Yeah, it's crazy.
And I think that's why you look at like a guy like Obama, where a lot of people are like, oh, he's, you know, myself included.
But when he initially said he was going to run for government or run for president, I was like, oh, it's so early.
Wait a little bit.
You don't wait.
Yeah.
Because the longer you wait, the more times you've fucked over.
Ah, yeah.
Like Nancy Pelosi can never run for president because she's done so many horrible things.
Yeah.
They'll just look at the record.
Like, what did they do with Biden?
Biden's been in government so long, he said the N-word in front of people recorded.
Right now, within the context of a sentence, he's quoting people, but still, like, that is like, yeah, yeah.
So it's almost you want people to be out of it because the longer you're in it, you're going to do something fucked.
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Yeah.
You're going to have dirt.
You're going to have dirt.
I don't know.
To me, like, how do we have a dinner and learn about that?
That's what I think the Illuminata is.
It's not like an organized, like, controlled thing.
It's just all the cumulative interpersonal relationships amongst like marketing or like media executives, corporate executives, and politicians.
And they all kind of know each other and they all know who the players are and who's pulling the levers.
And then it's like happening at like one dinner party and then another dinner party and then a weekend getaway and then an Aspen.
Yeah.
It's all half.
Text thread.
Yeah.
It's like that interpersonal relationship.
I don't think it's centralized.
It's not organized.
There's not like one person on top.
That's what you're saying.
Yeah, exactly.
They don't have meetings.
They also use the term they.
It's just other they're.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You just reach the top, I guess, of it's not only government, but it's government and industry.
And those things intermingle.
It's not a Jewish cabal.
That's what we're getting to.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
It would be so much easier if it was.
And I think that's probably why people simplify it, right?
They go, oh, it's just these people they're doing it because it's harder to accept what you said, which is really the reality.
Yeah.
Like they or the Illuminati doesn't know they're the Illuminati exclusively.
Yeah.
They are also frustrated by other they're making decisions.
But it is a thing, though.
There are powerful people that are pulling strings and making it.
But it's not an organized.
This is the group and we're all a part of this group.
But they disagree with them.
Yeah, that's the whole thing.
They're upset with each other.
They're like, oh, wait, why the fuck did Raytheon get this shit?
We're Lockheed Mark.
Like, they're not the same they's.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And there's international.
They gave it to Raytheon.
That's why I was always saying like the easiest things of like Jews are actually going against Jews when it comes to like business dealings.
It's not always a Jew against another.
Right.
You know what I mean?
And the same with like Kanye bringing up like all the things he's blaming the Jews that are part of whatever downfall in his business dealings.
I was like, so are you giving them credit for helping you get to that point?
So they were a benefit then and then they're a hindrance after.
And I just know it's he actually had huge great business partners in all of these.
The Jews were great for Kanye when they worked out the contracts to make him a billionaire, when they built the businesses that he got a piece of equity to become a billionaire.
When he did all they were great.
And then the second he doesn't get his way, all of a sudden it's like the Jews are holding.
That's what I can pinpoint on each of them.
And I'm like, all right.
I think it's just these Jews that were in your life that were so beneficial just were like some of the other people that are like, yeah, you're crazy.
I don't want to really be dealing with you anymore.
Yeah.
That's it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are they keeping you from?
3.4 billion?
Yeah.
The idea that people protected Kanye, it's just so funny.
It's like the same people are like, we have to take on these elites and whatever.
It's like, he's a billionaire.
Yeah.
We can't make fun of billionaires.
Multi-billionaire.
He's literally, he calls himself the richest black man ever.
We can't make fun of the richest, any of the richest after that, we will make fun of him.
You are part of the elites now.
He's about to be divorced.
CAA dropped him.
I just saw that on Twitter.
CAA dropped him.
Yeah.
What do you think happens, though, with right now?
It's the whole call of like, Adidas, what are you doing?
If Adidas drops him, but then he gets control of Yeezy.
So that's why they can't drop him because Adidas makes the sneakers for Yeezy.
Yeezy is the clothing brand.
So he gets the clothing.
The sneakers that are through Yeezy are made through Adidas, which he gets a royalty on per sneaker.
So if they drop him, he gets to make his own sneakers.
Now, knowing what we know about Kanye, which is he never wants to do anything himself, I don't think that he has the wherewithal to actually make them.
Yeah, go for it, dude.
Yeah, it's like, so I don't think you're losing anything because he won't find the factory to do it.
He wants a daddy.
Like, Dove, Charney, make my shirt.
Adidas, make my whatever.
He don't want to put the fucking money up because when he did it, he lost it all.
So he's still going to need a daddy, but he will have the rights to his shit.
Which does he get the rights, though?
Like the ones that exist already.
I think that stays with Adida.
But any new stuff.
Yeah, any new stuff.
Yeah.
That's his.
I mean, they could theoretically just keep selling retro Yeezys and then give him all the new ones.
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And it's go ahead.
Yeah, it's funny.
Like if they were like, if Jordan fell out like this and Jordan was like, you're not going to get any new Jordans, Nike would be like, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, we're not going to get the Jordan 48.
I'm sure that's going to be fucking new shit anyway.
Yeah, you haven't had a great Jordan in 15 years.
Who cares?
The classics make all the money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Adidas could just drop them, I think, and you're going to be fine.
All right, guys.
Listen, I think that was a great episode.
I got some stuff off my chest to find one that feels very good.
Anything else before we get out of here?
No, I think we solved everything.
I think it's just to remind the dudes' mothers what they should be doing to you.
Or you could find peace in your heart.
Nah.
Should I forgive?
And you could forget.
It's both options.
And you could be the bigger person.
What are you going to choose?
Yeah.
Well, just let him decide.
Or turn the other cheeks.
Or we'll give you one of our slogans, never again.
So, please.
Ooh.
Never again.
You die for humanity, even though they hated you and they killed you in the first place.