Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Kanye West's "Drink Champs" rant, analyzing his anti-Semitic claims about Jewish control over banks and media through the lens of potential bipolar mania versus intentional provocation. They debunk stereotypes regarding Jewish ownership in tech and sports while Dove explains how historical ignorance fuels paranoia. The hosts debate whether Jewish history receives adequate educational coverage compared to Black history, warning that platforming such dangerous rhetoric harms public discourse. The episode concludes with rapid-fire segments on BTS's military service, House of the Dragon's character portrayal, a UFC matchup, Dan Snyder's potential ouster, and James Corden's restaurant ban. [Automatically generated summary]
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Kanye's Manic Media Blitz00:14:17
Kanye West, you gopher-face Deutschbach.
This week, Kanye went on a media blitzkrieg.
He threw so many stones at the Jews, he's now an honorary general in the West Bank, which is soon to be the only bank that will accept them.
Yeah, JP Morgan actually canceled his account, so the only transaction Kanye is going to have is when Caitlin drops off the kids.
So what exactly did Ye say?
Well, Hungry, Hungry Hitler went on drink champs with the most bloated cheeks I've ever seen on a human.
The guy looks like a ninja turtle just had a root canal and proceeded to spout off more hate than a West Virginia water fountain.
He claimed George Floyd was killed by fentanyl.
Wrong.
Kanye, we have video evidence of a throat getting crushed and don't worry, Kim's not in it.
He blamed the Jews for trying to silence him.
Yay, the only Jew that's ever kept your mouth shut was the dentist that wired your jaw.
And of course, he defended his new shirt by taking more shots at Black Lives Matter than Kyle Rittenhouse himself.
Now, I hear some people saying Kanye did bring up some very strong points.
Yes, these points.
That's it.
Kanye isn't the free thinker he claims to be.
He hasn't had a unique idea his entire life.
He just regurgitates the talking points of the latest pseudo-intellectual leech around him.
The only original thoughts Kanye's ever had are Amber, Kim, and Julia.
So, is Kanye insane?
I don't know.
I don't think there's a mental illness that makes you a Nazi outside of Mel Gibson's ex-wife.
That being said, selfishly, I hope he is.
I'd rather believe this is the behavior of a guy battling bipolar disorder than accept I've been supporting a black skinhead for decades.
So my message to you, Chipmunk Cheeks, is simple.
Get better.
Better friends, better therapists, better perspective on the world, and better meds.
And good luck, because you're going to need it.
Okay.
There we go.
What's up, everybody?
Welcome to Flagrant.
Fellas, fellas, let's give Kanye exactly what he wants.
What did you guys think about what he said?
Yo, you actually said a lot of it in the rant, but I think he is clearly going through a manic episode.
And I talked to a friend of ours, very funny comic named Matt Pavich, who has bipolarity, and he said some shit that was like really interesting and fascinating.
He said, when I'm going through a manic episode, I love getting a rise out of people.
I say all kinds of shit I don't mean, nasty shit, hateful shit, just because, and he's like, I don't even know if this is science or just a few of us or whatever, but I personally love getting a rise out of people.
And I've been there when he's having episodes, and he'll say crazy shit, and I never knew why.
And he's like, yo, I just love, for whatever reason, I love getting a rise out of people.
So what's going to get more of a rise out of people than George Floyd didn't, you know, whatever.
And then whatever he said about George Floyd, whatever he said about the Jews, all that shit is like, I know people are going to go nuts.
Yeah.
What did you just wish for?
Second?
What did you just wish for?
Protection for the Jews.
Protection for the Jews.
That's very nice of you.
No, it was making noise.
It was like flickering.
I didn't like the flickering.
For the crackly.
He was making great points, but all I heard was...
Come on, man.
He's about to get a rise out of me.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
No, can I tell you something, though, about, well, one with Matt Pavich.
Like, my mom is, I think she's manic depressed.
We assume.
But, yeah, I think she is.
She accused someone of...
Oh, sorry, mom, if you're not, but she got some shit.
One summer, she's watching.
She just started to fucking try to save the flowers in everybody's house.
We're like, what are you doing?
And she started like writing these notes and these manifestos.
And she was just like, if we take all the garbage and put them in the garbage cans and then put the garbage cans outside without tops on, the deer will just eat the food out of the garbage can and they won't touch the flowers.
And then she started writing all these things, posting the signs everywhere.
And I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ.
And she didn't start hating fucking Jews or black people or anything like that.
But what she did start doing is going down a path without thinking of anything else that could discredit her.
She started a deer, though.
She hated the deer.
She hated the deer.
And then who knows where that could happen?
Oh, no, it starts to do that.
That is where it starts, dude.
The deer is the Jew of animals.
Okay.
Maybe.
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
Beautiful.
Dungeon.
Gentle.
You know what I mean?
Graceful.
Yeah.
I agree.
Yeah.
20% of your shit in the night.
What?
Is that what it is?
Wake up, there's no flowers in your yard.
You're being manic.
You're being manic.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Which apparently being manic is awesome.
I was talking about her.
Yeah, manic high apparently feels amazing.
I was talking to her about the Teslas and shit.
And like doing Exodus, she's like, oh, I've done every drug.
Who's her?
This girl.
She's a comic.
But I was, how do you just say her?
You said her.
Oh, no.
I'm like, yo.
I'm fucking talking about my mom about Tesla.
You notice your mom?
Wow, there's a wild boy right here.
Yo, absolutely.
Can you impersonate your mom on a Tesla?
I almost love you.
I got close, though.
I'm the coolest.
I'm going to feel all these feelings in my body.
I'm looking over to you.
You're still shit.
But I almost love you.
We did it with the help of all these chemicals.
But apparently, when you get in a manic episode, that shit is better than any drug ever.
Why would you say her?
That's what's thrown.
You have a whole conversation in your head before.
That's exactly what I did.
And then, okay, gotcha.
Almost exactly.
She be doing that.
I've seen that shit.
I hate that I did that.
My girl does the same exact shit where she'll have the first part of the conversation and be like, so anyway, don't you think that's absurd?
Yo, let me tell you.
And I'm just like, was I not listening?
Maybe that comes from our wise guy.
She'd be rubbing off on me.
I'll be watching a video and I'll start responding to the video to my wife.
And then when she'll know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about, I'm just like, forget it.
Never listen.
Never like, come on, yo.
Oh, yeah.
We got to all get manic somehow.
I don't know how you can do that, but that's just a lot of fun.
I mean, I'm sure I've had some bouts of fucking mania in my life.
And it feels great.
Well, I guess I'm saying you go down an irrational path and you don't question at all whether what you're saying makes sense or not.
And I've seen that happen with my mom.
And I definitely see that happening with fucking with Kanye.
That being said, those thoughts got to get in there.
And you have to think that there's some logic to those thoughts.
But again, if you're just trying to get a rise out of people, you know what's going to get more rise out of people than me wearing a White Lives Matter shirt, putting on a Trump hat.
These are all those things.
And he also said an interesting thing.
He said, I'm 90% sure the reason he's off his meds is because meds make you fat.
And we know Kanye's a vain guy.
Yeah.
He said, I don't like working out.
Yeah, so why?
You don't like working out?
He goes, I hate working out.
You don't like working out?
You're not going to take meds and make you fat if you're vain.
I just stay off the meds.
And you're married.
At least you were married to the most vain family on earth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bipolar is one of those weird things where like the taking medication makes you feel worse.
Like you're taking it to feel like usually when you take a pill, it makes you feel better.
You're depressed.
You take some SSRI and all of a sudden you're like, oh, I feel a little bit better.
I got a little dopamine going in my system or serotonin or whatever the fuck it is.
I'm anxiety.
I'm a little more.
I'm more calm.
This is, I'm starting to feel good.
Well, it depends where you're at.
Fuck.
Like, it just equalizes you.
Like, if you're at your manic depressive, it makes you feel better.
Of course, of course.
But what I'm talking about with the hard part, it's easy to take a pill when you feel bad to feel good.
But once you start feeling good, like you wake up in the morning, you got some energy and you know when you take that pill, you're more tired, you're less creative.
No, I don't just feel good.
I feel invincible.
If a car hit me, I'm worried about the car.
Yes.
Why would I take meds that make me feel less good?
Yes.
The dumbest thing in your mind at the time.
Yeah, that is true.
So that is best case scenario.
I think you're making best case scenario for Kanye that he's being a provocateur, et cetera.
Now, the danger of being the provocateur and being incredibly serious when he says it and not in any way trying to act like he's joking, like truly believing it, which I think in his manic state, he believes it or his serious state.
Like what I said in the rant, like, I want to believe he's crazy because if he's not crazy, this is who he is.
He's an awful human being.
Yeah, yeah, truly.
And I think that we lie to ourselves.
I think we go, oh, no, he's just crazy to protect what we like about him.
Yeah.
It's the MJ thing.
It's like, no, he didn't touch the kids.
You know what I mean?
It's like we are lying to ourselves to protect what we like.
I feel he's using it.
I feel he's using the fact that everyone thinks he's crazy.
So now it's like, oh, shit, I could push the envelope.
I could say a little bit much.
And some people give me the scapegoat of, oh, no, he's just crazy right now.
There is a liberation with him.
He has played this same fucking playbook over and over.
Yeah, but if you're manic.
And we keep taking them back.
So if you play the same playbook and he's like, oh, shit, this worked and I'm good.
People accept me again.
He's going to just keep running it up.
He's like a spoiled rich kid who like gets arrested and then gets off.
And he's like, oh, there's no repercussions.
I can just keep fucking up.
What were you saying?
If you're bipolar, you have episodes, manic episodes.
So when you're manic, you start saying this crazy shit, you come back down.
And also, nobody's really willing to check him into an institution or check him, period.
So this could just be one long ass episode that's just been going and going and going.
Yeah, but look at the timing of his episodes.
It's always about something coming out.
Either it's clothes, either it's music.
It's always something coming out when he's going through an episode.
I think, I think, go, go, go, go.
So the episode is that he did what he did in music, and then comes fashion.
Remember his last shows when he started going on these hour rants?
He just is, he wants to be this Steve Jobs.
He wants to be our no.
He wants to be these titans of industry.
And we're not calling him that.
Or he wants something that we're not giving him.
And he's just like shaking us.
We're like, look what you did with Yeezy.
Like, what else do you want?
And he hasn't gotten it all.
And so he just is like coming after him.
So I don't think it's, I'm with Al on this.
I wonder why.
Can we get into like what he said and why it's wrong?
Let's do that.
Let's go.
That's important.
There's like three different things, right?
So it's like the White Lives Matter tee was like the first thing he did that people got mad at.
But it didn't have the same pushback as some of his later stuff.
But obviously like White Lives Matter stuff is like antagonistic.
You think maybe that's because as much as people might agree with the idea of the Black Lives Matter movement, the organization has got some fleck.
So we're like, all right, well, I'm not as married to this.
Oh, yeah, he took the most pussy time to be provocative about it.
Yeah, yeah.
Like if you really want to be provocative about Black Lives Matter, you do it immediately when the movement is moving.
You know, August 2020.
Exactly.
You don't do it after something.
They just basically came out as, you know, I don't know.
I don't want to say scam, but like they were basically stealing money from the cherry.
Yeah.
But you would have to learn that information to have that thought, to put it out on the shirt.
Well, I don't think that's the reason why he put it out.
No, no, no, but I mean like prior, he might have thought the organization was doing good.
Didn't he like raise money for the organization?
No.
He said he was raising money for Breonna Taylor.
That's the real Black Lives Matter.
So because he wouldn't have raised money for Black Lives Matter if it was supporting George Floyd because he doesn't believe that George Floyd was killed by Derek Chauvin.
No, after he watched Canisolan's documentary.
Ah, I see.
Before he did.
Okay, so basically the three things.
Yeah, so it's the White Lives Matter tee and then saying that George Floyd wasn't killed by Derek Chauvin, but he was killed by fentanyl.
Right.
Which I guess like Charlemagne even pointed this out is just like objectively not true.
Yeah.
I mean, the coroner has even said it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then the last thing is obviously the anti-Semitic stuff.
Yeah.
Which I think some people don't completely understand why what he's saying is objectively wrong.
So let's break all this down because the really interesting thing about like the Kanye headlines and the podcast, et cetera, that he's been doing is that different groups of people are upset for different reasons.
Right.
And they don't really understand why the other groups are upset.
Yeah.
Right.
And I was asking people, I was down in Atlanta doing this movie and I'm at this bar and there's a couple dudes that are sitting next to me, like rich black dudes.
They're at this hotel, right?
And they're from, one was from Chicago, the other one was from like the Atlanta area.
And I was like, did you guys watch the Kanye thing?
And they're like, yeah, you watch it.
And I was like, well, what are your thoughts about it?
And I was like, they go, it was really fucked up.
I mean, that White Lives Matter thing was fucked up.
Like, I can't believe he did that shit.
And then George Floyd, I fucking can't believe he did that shit.
I'm like, what do you think about the stuff he was saying about the Jews?
And they both were like, don't they own a lot of shit?
And they didn't feel bad about it.
They weren't anti-Semitic in any way.
They're like, but don't they own a lot of stuff?
I talked to a wife who had the same reaction.
So, and I think, I think the reason why this is because a couple things.
I'm glad, Dove, you're here to speak on this, right?
Is not, first of all, there's only 2% of the country is Jewish.
Most people in America have never met a Jewish person.
There's like 14 million Jews in the world.
Most people in America, I guarantee you, have never met a Jewish person.
In Texas, I didn't understand there were like last.
You meet one, you feel like you met enough, but that's why you feel that way.
But most people in America have never met a Jewish person.
So I think what's happening is this: they don't know about Jewish history and they don't know about the Jewish paranoia that is baked into the culture that you grew up with.
A lot of my Jewish friends grew up with.
And I don't think they understand why the paranoia exists.
Well, I think we're going to get into that, right?
So, Dove, maybe you speak growing up about what was taught to you about the Holocaust and the Spanish Inquisition and the countless times in history where Jews were removed from the country that they were hanging out.
I don't think that I had a different upbringing than everyone else saw.
You ruined it.
You ruined it already.
You ruined it already.
You had a child.
I don't complain.
I don't fucking talk about it.
One time you get to complain and no one would get mad.
It's unbelievable.
I don't think my life was any different than anybody else.
It's unbelievable.
Obviously, but it's unbelievable how you could be lobbed up in easy dunks and then you could take it.
You're being anti-Semitic right now, Andrew.
It's so credible.
It's truly unbelievable.
He had it on a silver platter.
What do you want me to say?
Say your experience and don't say it was just like ours.
I had a lovely Jewish experience.
Other people didn't.
Okay.
So then what did he say that was so wrong then?
What does that mean?
No, go, go.
So if you had the same experience as everybody else, then what did he say that was so wrong about the Jews?
Say you guys own all the banks?
Do you own all the media?
That sounds like good things.
Answer your question.
Answer your question because you're about to come around to what we were saying in the first place.
But it's very important that you understand this.
If you had no different upbringing, you had no different upbringing than anybody else here, and there's no knowledge base that you have than anybody else here, what was wrong about what was said.
Jewish Stereotypes and Agendas00:15:26
Wow.
Just tell me.
You said you had none.
I'm asking you.
No, the normal history of the Jewish education didn't teach it.
The movies taught it to me.
The Holocaust movies, the classes, the history books.
That's where we learned the crazy shit from the Inquisition.
My family didn't go top to bottom in this different.
I'm not saying it's not.
I'm not saying it's at all though.
So, really?
So, if you say that, so Kanye didn't say anything wrong.
He gave you guys a bunch of compliments.
You guys own all the bench.
It's crazy.
No, no, no, it's not crazy.
Very pro-Semitic.
It's not crazy.
What was crazy is me offering you the opportunity to explain this up.
Terrible question.
He knows what I'm doing, Roblox.
You know what you're doing?
It was a very good question.
Let's go, yellow dove.
Don't let the hair fall on your face like that, okay?
Because it was doing that a little putting mad.
Not today.
Okay, okay.
So excuse me for speaking on behalf of Jews, but you failed.
Okay, so Jews are brought up understanding not only the Holocaust, but what led to the Holocaust.
And it's very important to understand what led to the Holocaust to understand why Jews have a very healthy paranoia about language and ideology that Kanye was saying on the podcast.
Thank you, Dove's proxy.
Now, the average American doesn't learn about what led to it.
The average American doesn't know what Kristallnacht is.
They don't know what Hitler.
That's what I'm going crazy at.
Were you not in school?
Did you guys not learn that?
I'm saying my family particularly did not go through every single line item of this.
It's like all the empathy.
Literally, everybody listening to the podcast right now, everybody listening to the podcast right now was on board.
They heard the rant.
They're like, Kanye is fucked up.
And then Dove is just going, you just evaporated.
The thing is, don't speak about me.
Speak about people.
I'm fuming right now.
Don't be fuming.
Jesus.
Let me just talk about that.
What's wrong with you?
So they don't know the history that led up to the Jew.
A lot of Americans, I don't think they actually believe this, but the history is taught like this.
It's like, Jews are living in Germany, then 1942, get them into the fucking gas chambers.
There was a lot that led up to that point.
There was the dehumanization of Jews, and it started with the language and ideology, the exact language and ideology that Kanye was speaking on.
Christian and me, though.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
With the exact language about that.
Jesus, I thought you were about it, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
So, so, so, when Jews hear that, they understand what that turns into better than anybody else.
The reality is, most non-Jews in America probably are sitting down going, there is no way there could be a Holocaust in America.
And you know what?
There are Jews in Germany that thought the same fucking thing.
And you get taught that, and we don't.
I know it because I have so many close friends that are Jews that have explained this to me, except you.
Other ones.
Okay.
Now, the thing that Jews don't understand is that non-Jews don't learn about this.
Like, you're so shocked.
None of us learn about it.
None of our parents tell us about it.
We see Holocaust movies and we're just like, oh, wow, that was a beautiful moment.
America took out Hitler.
That's fucking awful.
What happened?
But we don't hear the this is how a group of people were dehumanized and blamed for everything during a recession.
We're right before a recession.
This is like the worst time to be like, hey, those are the people with all the money.
Those are the people with all the power.
Those are the people with all the control while everyone in America is getting poor.
This is like pre-World War II set up perfectly.
So the Jews in America and around the world are hearing this.
Like one of the most influential people in the world right now is saying that we control the media and all the other, we control the banks and we control the people.
We own the black voice.
We own the black voice and all the other things that we heard happen in Germany.
I'm sure happened in fucking Spain.
I'm sure happened in every other fucking place you guys were kicked out of.
Common theme.
Listen, why they own land?
So true to answer.
That's right.
So Americans, white people, black people that do not know Jews and do not know the history and are not raised within the culture that really focuses on this as part of it.
There's many other aspects of the culture are looking at this and they're comparing their stereotypes to Jewish stereotypes in a vacuum.
Alex is walking down the street and Alex goes, you know what?
I got to wear glasses because I'm less threatening to white people if I wear glasses, even though I can see fine.
He's making adjustments in his life to deal with his stereotypes.
None of you guys know about it.
Exactly.
And then he hears stereotypes about Jews, which is like, oh, they think I own basketball teams.
They think I own the media.
They think I own banks.
And he's like, well, give me some of them stereotypes.
That shit is fire.
So the average black person who does not have close Jewish friends is probably thinking that same thing and then seeing how Jews feel and then going, why are they so upset?
They just saying shit that I wish was our stereotypes.
Now Jews are here going, here we go again.
It's about to be the next fucking Holocaust.
Why the hell has everybody not realized this is how it happens?
Because we're not taught how this turns into that.
And we're not taught as happened throughout history.
We're only taught the Holocaust.
And to your point, we are taught about Crystal Not.
We might read a book about the Holocaust and a concentration camp, but we do not get taught what really happened leading up to it.
Fair.
I wanted to meet in the middle somewhere where we're assuming like after a certain amount of time, like we're all in school.
We all are actually absorbing.
You're meeting more.
I grew up in a town of Jewish people.
I'm also Moroccan.
A lot of the crazy, crazy shit, definitely more in the Ashkenazi upbringing.
Those they were there.
So that is something that I can say, but we can also say that there should be a better education on that.
But the reason why, I'll give you a big reason why we actually push back on it.
One, it's a tiny percentage that do have that power, but it just speaks on this thing about dual loyalty.
Like you're assuming that we'll choose us before we'll choose like our best and closest friends and brothers and we'll just go straight to that first.
And that's just not, that's just not true.
Right.
So.
Right.
Look, I'm just trying to say it's like I understand the confusion around the Kanye. comments and why different groups were upset at different things.
Yeah.
You know, like Kanye wearing a White Lives Matter shirt.
It's very hard for a white person to be upset at that because a white person is never going to think that his life doesn't matter.
And so you have to remove the shirt meaning and go, oh, he's distracting from this other thing that's very important to bring attention to.
Right.
But you're not going to get white people screaming, that's fucked up because you look like a goofy.
Yeah.
Nobody likes those white people.
They're like, white people suck.
My life doesn't matter.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
That's why he, like you said, it wasn't that much risk in wearing the shirt.
He just wanted to be provocative and get the attention.
Right.
Yeah.
Right.
So I hope, hopefully we all have a good understanding now why Jews reacted in the way that they did and why it seems very reasonable given what their knowledge base is and why non-Jews reacted the way they did and why it seems reasonable to them.
You know, to that point, because you explain this.
Do you know what I'm saying?
But speaking on the Kanye part of like people are just the argument is, oh, is he crazy?
Is he not crazy?
But the bigger argument should be like one of the more influential people in culture right now is passing off this message.
And we're arguing about is he crazy or not.
Which is very important also.
It's like when imagine you're a Jewish guy or girl that has kids that are in school and you know that they're watching these interviews and seeing these things on TikTok.
Right.
And all of a sudden in that school, there's not all Jews in the school.
There's only going to be a few of them.
So now all of a sudden they're getting bullied.
Oh, does your dad own the banks?
I bet you, God forbid, one of the kids dad works the fucking bank.
Is your dad the reason why my bank is getting foreclosed on?
Is my house getting foreclosed on?
Like, are you the issues?
Are you the reason?
I see how there is that paranoia within the parents also, how that bullying can get.
Oh, I know a ton that were like, keep that Judaism down, especially in Europe.
Folks who are Jews.
Now you're in that really tiny minority.
It's like, keep it down, keep it down.
Or like in a city that doesn't have a lot of Jews.
Because like the history of like, when you, just a little bit on some of that, of like why people say like, how do they control Hollywood?
You know how the Hollywood industry started?
During vaudeville, which was like, you know, I don't know, the late 1800s, 1900s, where it was like a music act, another acting.
This was for poor people.
Jews were poor people that did vaudeville and did the garment industry, two things that were paramount to starting Hollywood.
They were immigrants that didn't speak English.
So these were silent films.
And this all pulled up.
So the rich white Americans thought that this was lower.
Movie tickets were for big crowds, very cheap versus like limited things to go into a theater.
So Jews started it that way.
Actors changed their, and by the way, when they actually were making movies in Hollywood, when anti-Semitism was coming up, the Jews actually made the movies to make American culture like quintessentially American and kind of de-Jew it to make them look like they're assimilating into that world.
Like look up most Christmas songs that you guys all love are written by Jews.
The Hollywood movies that make America like look like media American, proud to be American.
You guys do run Hollywood.
Jews were trying to like...
Wait, are you saying?
Hold on, you run Christmas?
It sounds like you're saying you run Christmas.
You guys run Christmas Hollywood.
That's good marketing.
Every time he speaks, it's just digging deeper and deeper.
That's great.
You understand the history or say like the Jewish run media and he's bringing up like these things of like Google that owns all these YouTube.
What started by two Jews?
What were these fucking math mathematicians that created a program?
To me, it just sounds like you're saying Jews run Hollywood.
Unbelievable.
No, no, no.
That's what it kind of sounds.
Truly, truly remarkable.
I wish this was a silent show.
I would love one thing.
Hold on, he said, I have to say this.
No, he started out.
Hold on.
No, no, no.
Can I say one thing?
He started out going, yeah, it's ridiculous.
We do not run things.
You have to understand, like, when Jews started Hollywood, and then listen with the internet, like when the two Jews created, and then we created clothing with a garment in the middle of the day.
And there were poor Jews that then became rich, bro.
Running Hollywood and having a dual agenda is a little different.
You're saying movies are your soul food.
You're saying they run Hollywood, but you're saying they don't have their own.
That's anti-Semitic, though.
Bro, this is.
Oh, no, no.
I only want to speak to you.
He's doing it to poke at me.
I'm not doing it poke at me.
They're really just pointing out what you're saying.
So, but you understand that, like, controls.
You don't want to hear it.
You don't want to hear it.
Jewish-run media means that we have an agenda every single time we do something media versus there's powerful people in media, there's powerful people in banks.
Are they going to be bad?
Are they going to be good?
Yo, y'all.
I'm sure you like it.
Y'all don't run shit.
I'm not going to let you think you run shit.
The flip is happening.
Can we be honest?
Y'all, some little broke boys, right?
We got no real polls.
They're not popular.
Yo, I know.
It's just like, yo, for real, dude.
Y'all really got it like that.
Speak for a living.
I can say y'all really got it like that.
They be crying all the time.
Y'all really got it like that.
Like, if we really are going to be honest, Steven Spielberg hasn't made a good movie in forever.
Son, you know why?
Because the Goyum was out there like, nah, fam.
You go try to make a fucking West Side story?
Yeah.
No.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
I'm just saying.
Italians really run shit if you think about it.
You know, Italians run shit.
Sources, beast, facts.
Blacks run shit.
Uh-huh.
Do you know what I mean?
Jews.
All right.
What do y'all run, bro?
Y'all fucking.
You can't even get a goddamn camera on a Saturday.
Do you know what I mean?
You can't even keep a fucking internet.
You can't even keep a camera store open on a Saturday.
Yeah, and Jews run shit.
I'm just saying, explain the difference.
The difference between what?
Running, controlling.
Y'all got no power, bro.
I'm tired of y'all thinking you got any power.
Y'all got no power, bro.
It's like eat bacon.
Nope.
Y'all can't even eat bacon.
You can't even have shrimp.
How you got power?
You can't even eat shrimp.
You can't have shrimp.
Where's your protein at, dub?
Some beef.
Come on.
Hey, we don't got power.
You think we got power?
You think we got power?
Yeah.
The Indian media, bro.
The Indian media is the greatest man in the world is Indian.
Hey, shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Son, he's trying to be pro-Semitic right now.
You're not letting us.
Yeah, I'm in.
Y'all ain't shit.
Y'all do not run Hollywood anymore.
Y'all do not run Hollywood.
No.
Barely get a movie made.
See, now I feel better.
Thank you.
Now you see how fucked up it is what Kanye was saying.
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
We're done.
I don't want your manager anymore.
We don't want to make sense.
Duff tried to turn Hollywood into soul food.
This is just the scraps we were given.
And we had to make it.
Yeah.
That sounds like Kanye at the end.
They're even jealous.
No, I'm not.
Yes, that is a job.
Y'all do not run no banks.
No.
Don't run no banks.
JP Morgan.
Not Jewish.
Exactly.
Chase.
Not Jewish.
It's more German if you think about it.
Hey, Disney, the biggest movie company in the world.
Hated them, Jews.
Hated the Jews.
Y'all don't even got Disney.
Oh, Bob Iker, the big Jew who bought Star Wars Pixar.
Well, he's a worker.
That's a worker Jew.
Someone called him a field Jew.
You know what?
I want to go backwards.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, that's what.
All I'm saying is...
No, I'm just marveled.
Marvel.
Marvel.
What you marveling at?
The lack of Jews?
Me, but nothing there.
Oh, remember, all your favorite superheroes are Jews, too.
Let me explain you.
Name them.
Name them.
Tony Stark.
Not Jewish.
Robert Downey Jr.
Nope.
Stan Lee.
Bob Kirby.
Stan Lee is not a superhero.
Asian?
He wrote them.
He created them.
But he's not a superhero.
He's a writer.
Even Stan Lee was like, they ain't going to believe no Jews.
Which fulfillment?
That's why they created it.
Which fulfillment?
Oh, but how dare you say we don't know about Jewish history?
That's fucked up.
Even that is like frustrating.
Yeah.
Crystal knock, we know what that is.
That's that lemonade.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put it in the water, shake it up, and shit.
They got the powder shit.
We know everything.
Okay.
So listen, so let's let's dispel all these rumors right now.
Owning sports franchises.
Definitely Jews.
Nah, son, they had one.
They got him out of there, Donald Sterling.
Donald Sterling.
He's too Jewish.
That was the problem.
Done.
Done.
No, no.
Do you own some sports franchises?
A couple.
Robert Kraft.
Big deal.
Jerry Jones?
Not Jerry Jones.
I mean, James Dolan.
Nick's owner.
I wish he was a big fat fucking Jew.
I wish he was.
We got this dumb Irish guy here.
He's got the kid in the dunks.
The fuck.
You know, who else?
They got the Chinese guy who owns the Nets.
Who owns the Justin Jones?
Indian guy owns the Kings.
Bitch.
Indian guy owns the Kings.
Giants, Jews.
Lakers.
Lakers.
He's doing a good job.
Is that Jewish?
I don't think that the...
I'm not sure.
No!
He's not Jewish.
He's all Jewish owners of sports teams.
What was Kanye talking about?
So we need more Jewish team owners.
Anti-Semitism in Sports Ownership00:11:24
Huh?
We got a bunch.
No, you don't.
You got no pull.
They're just being kicked out right now for different forms of racism.
Listen, let's go.
So y'all started it.
Oh, damn.
Look who wrote the article right here.
Dan Moskowitz.
Yeah.
That's all he can afford to do, broke ass.
Look, Jim, Jeff Bezos, all the money.
Bernard Arnaud, is he Jewish?
No.
Elon Musk, no chance.
Kira Musk, not.
Bill Gates, yes.
Or Buffett.
Wait, is Bill Gates Jewish?
Yeah.
No.
Nope.
Why?
You're being anti-Semitic by saying he's Jewish.
No, you gotta.
You let you guys at the top just to get built like a fucking Jew, isn't he?
When you see him walk into a room?
We let you guys at the top.
That's crazy.
Sergey Brin, yes.
Yes.
Is Larry Page?
Yes.
Steve Ballmer, is he or no?
No chance, dude.
Nah, nah.
No way.
Nah, he got big old Irish man.
I'm bonnie.
Mukash, is he?
Indian, dog.
Indian.
Two Indians on the list.
I'm tired.
I'm sick and tired of people throwing these tropes out here like Jews are successful at all.
Nope.
Like y'all done anything in Hollywood.
And like you've done anything in sports.
Yep.
And what about rap?
Do they really own all the labels?
I don't even believe it.
No, no.
Jay-Z-Z shit.
Yeah.
But also, Kanye called Jews the greatest rapper of all time.
Drake.
That's true.
Nah.
I can't take.
Yeah, we're taking him.
We're taking a Max Miller.
We're taking Lil Dickie.
We're taking the Becey Boys.
We take him.
Big drop-off.
I know you're taking Jews.
Big drop-off.
You're going to have them all except Drake.
You ain't going to drake it.
I'm just saying that is, I think we're proving.
We're proving right now.
That we're proving right now.
Listen to me, Ma.
You almost said Dr. Seuss.
He at least one name away from Dr. Seuss.
We're taking Snow.
We're taking Asher Wall.
It's weird Al?
Is he Jewish?
You have weird Al.
No, weird allergy.
Yeah, you got that.
All I'm trying to say is we're proving right now it is a stereotype.
And I think what we've further proved is like, Jews, step it up a little bit.
Yeah, honestly.
Lagging.
Start getting into the banks a little bit more.
Have more of an influence on Hollywood a bit.
We're leaving the banks so we can run the hedge funds is what's happening.
Oh, so you're saying you run the hedge funds?
Oh, definitely.
I mean, it's unbelievable.
I don't know why you've dug into this no matter what we do to help him.
You're the anti-Semite.
You know that, right?
He's leaving the bank.
All the props to you.
If you're saying you control them to shift your agenda and are a little bit, no, no, no, this is actually really interesting.
He likes the compliment.
He sees it as a compliment.
Run the banks.
He does.
He sees it as a compliment, but he doesn't want to be told that they're running it with an agenda.
He still wants it to be known that they're running away.
Oh, that is what he said.
With agenda.
That was what you're taking.
Is that what you're saying?
Proud of people that have made it to the tops of industry?
Sure.
But Devine top.
Define top.
Define what.
It's literally the part of the Kanye interview that you have to.
He's saying he's jealous that these guys like.
Not only did I explain it, I explained it truthfully, and then I did it sarcastically, and he's still fighting both.
No matter how I try to get it across, the Jews are a danger here.
Dove is just like, we run everything.
So it's okay.
It's okay.
He's the biggest anti-Semite we know.
Yeah, I know.
It's okay with Kanye saying Jews run everything as long as he doesn't say they have an agenda.
That's why he mad Kanye said it because he wanted to say it first.
Frank said it in the worst.
No, no, no.
But what I just asked you, what I just asked you, is that okay?
No, no, no.
If he says this, that Jewish people are smart, are education-focused, prop each other up, they do well, they're trying to do their, you know, their industry.
Can he say that Jewish people run everything but don't have an agenda?
Because he can't say that in a right way.
That doesn't sound like it's actually believable.
It's exactly what you said.
You just exactly what you said.
It is.
No, no, no.
No, it is exactly what you said.
Yo, Kanye is free now.
Son, Dub freed Kanye.
I'll tell you this right now.
Literally freaked out.
Can I tell you this right now?
Yeah, that's a hard.
We won't let him back.
That's where we'll actually flex the power and be like, nope.
What is Yuan's hour?
Fucking problem, bro.
What saver you want?
You're putting Jew MCU together.
They're not going to let him back in now.
Let him back in to what?
And let him back in.
Yo, son, it is.
You brought us together.
Oh, my God, John.
Yo, honestly, I think the Jews might kick Dub out, bro.
I think they might kick Dub out.
Giving up too many C's.
Forgiving Dub.
You know how the Jews were saying after the Holocaust was never again?
Dove's just like, go ahead and try it.
Crazy.
I think I'm actually more in that attitude.
Oh, Jesus.
God damn.
Okay, how about this?
There's 14 million of y'all, man.
That's not enough to put up any guy's fight.
Can you stop?
Because he's going to make us cut all this shit.
No, no, no.
We're not cutting.
Don't cut it.
We're not cutting it.
Don't cut it.
Look, I'll say this out loud.
This is my opinion, not the opinion of all the people.
You were saying it quietly before?
He said it out loud.
Look, Connie shouldn't be going on people's fucking, or they shouldn't be giving him that platform like drink champs.
That wasn't a smart move.
Do I think that he should be de-platformed and blah, blah, blah?
Like, no, I want to see who else is going to ride with them and then fuck those guys too.
I like seeing who the fucking anti-Semites are.
I like seeing it.
What should we do with Kanye?
What should we do with them?
What now?
Hey, guys, do we see who the anti-Semite is?
I think we're all looking at the anti-Semite.
Okay, question.
If you weren't Jewish and you were saying these things, would it be considered anti-Semitic?
I thought, was I not careful enough to say, like, there is a factory?
Did you just make up a cult number of Jews?
Are you in a blackoutful?
That's a fact.
We need to start drinking.
That's a fact.
I'll get that shit on air, bro.
I don't think you were like hearing yourself.
I think I know what you're trying to say.
The dual agenda thing is the biggest part.
Running the Jews like a fuck like a fucking Nazi propaganda.
Dove, can I actually explain it to you?
I'm being serious.
I understand what you were trying to say.
I'm a therapy kid.
I'm on words these days.
I understand what you're trying to say, but to a person who could even be swayed to anti-Semitism, they're not going to hear the part about, but we don't have an agenda.
They're just going to hear, oh, we run everything.
They do run everything.
This guy is right.
I'm playing.
And of course he would say that.
I'm making jokes because you guys are making me look like this.
What am I supposed to say?
You're going to say Jews don't run the banks.
Like, I'm saying there's Jewish leaders of fucking banks.
Now there's sports teams and all this.
They're like figureheads.
And y'all got like one play onto it.
And team owners?
Say again?
And team owners?
Yeah, you got like two.
Big deal.
You know how many teams there are?
Y'all mad brokely.
They're like Queen Elizabeth.
I don't know.
You guys want me to say...
Who owns more sports teams?
Who owns more sports teams?
Jews or Muslims?
Am I less the only one?
So Rockto.
Oh, you're doing that?
Yeah.
Really?
Sorry, bro.
I'm usually with you, but yeah.
Fake it.
Fake a drink, bro.
No, no, no.
No.
Don't worry about it.
No, I need to feel this.
I need to feel this.
I'd give it a Dove, but I don't want to hear what he'd say drunk, dude.
Sober thoughts.
Miles, you want to join?
No, okay.
Please.
Oh, yeah, Miles.
Oh, my God.
We don't want that, bro.
Oh, my God.
Dove, are you Wikipedia how to be a Jew?
Dub, he's replaying his shit in time.
I know he is.
And he's thinking about it.
He's realizing.
No, no, guys, I was joking, guys.
I talked to him about this for two days straight.
And I was like, we've got it down.
We've got it down.
There's no way that he could possibly fuck it up.
And wow, man.
I truly don't believe.
I don't know what I fucked up.
I'm an ally, dude.
You are an ally.
I'm an ally.
I look out for adversary.
Ally.
Adversary.
100%.
I'm trying, bro.
Trying to help.
I don't understand what you guys don't get.
Are you rooting for bad things that you don't have to marry a Jewish girl?
What do you want right now?
What did you long to say?
What do you want me to say?
I mean, exactly what he told you to say.
I mean, telephone it up.
He doesn't even know.
Telomed it up.
That was just how it looks.
We've been talking about it for two days.
I didn't tell you to say anything.
I'll pretend it.
I mean, he's in his 30s, doesn't understand what anti-Semitism is, doesn't understand.
Getting loud doesn't make you right.
No, you're acting like.
You know Jews.
You're asking, like, why would they be upset at this?
I'm shocked that you would ask what you're saying.
He doesn't know Jewish history.
What happens with Deanna and Frank?
Be honest.
What happened?
Honestly, I thought she lived.
You thought me too, bro.
That's what I surprised.
I thought she lived.
That was my sixth century.
I did too, bro.
I did.
That was my sixth century.
I did too.
I thought she lived.
Son of a lot of points.
We don't understand Jewish history.
We don't understand Jewish history, Dove.
I thought she lived too.
How you go through that whole book?
Come on, yo.
That's crazy.
That's not crazy.
That's crazy.
Come on, yo.
Can we button this up?
What happens to Kanye next?
Is he done forever?
Kicked out of Hollywood?
Look, you know how they teach, like, like African-American history.
Like, you learn of Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, Rosa Parks.
That's about it.
Yeah.
Like, you don't even hear Malcolm.
They covered Jewish.
Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks.
Yeah.
There's no Malcolm.
They don't teach Malcolm.
Yeah, they don't even teach Malcolm.
I didn't hear about Juneteenth until like last year.
You too.
That was the first Jewish.
I think 100%.
So I'm on trend.
That's what I'm saying.
In the school system, they're not going in depth about Jewish history.
They should.
Also, you pay more.
That was your opportunity.
And so we're talking to your shit, too.
So then if I don't have any Jewish friends growing up who put me on it, like I didn't, I learned so much from you.
And I just wanted you to explain to the people the stuff that you put me on to.
And you just fumbled the book.
No, you know why?
Because honestly, the same way I learned about black history, like I thought that everyone did, I thought that that's how they taught the history of anti-Semitism and the Holocaust.
I thought that that was actually a fundamental pillar of like early education.
His whole point.
Can I say one thing?
Yes.
Why do you think that they did that?
Why do you think?
Why do I think that they taught it like that?
Why do you think that?
That they taught that what?
You think that way because you were taught it like that.
I know it's the national public school educational requirements.
I truly believe that's curriculum.
Is it not?
That's what makes me think about it.
Sorry, can I say one thing?
Hold on, Dev.
You don't listen.
I thought we started this like.
This is my point.
My point is: you don't listen.
Al's entire point was they teach black history at school, but it's not good.
It's not thorough.
So if you think they teach Jewish history in the same way they teach black history and you're going to agree with Al's point, that means it's not good.
It's not complete.
It's not thorough.
So how about we have better, thorough education for both?
That was your job.
That was right, Jeff.
That's why we were able to educate.
We have a million people that are going to listen to this, and we have the opportunity to convince them that what you guys went through is horrible and that this is the exact way that it's.
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Don't really say it.
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Let's go.
Oh, no.
I'm calling Jews.
Jesus is fucking going down.
I want to give you a hug.
I just do one.
I was on stamping.
Damn, you need to talk right now.
I've been here before.
I've been here before, Doug.
Son, it sucks.
I've been there before, Doug.
Get away.
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I think that we had a good conversation.
And I think in Dub's defense, I know we're giving Dub a hard time.
It's good to be proud of what your culture has played a part in and the success that your culture has.
But it's also good to protect yourself from being the scapegoat for everybody else's problems, which is what that type of language and ideology has led itself to in the past.
I understand, sorry, but I understand your defensiveness and other Jews' defensiveness while at the same time not wanting to stop being proud of the things that you've been integral and helped build.
You know, so I see the pride.
Well, at the same time, you have the concern.
And I think the outside world is looking at it like, all right, get while you proud of that shit.
That's fire, man.
Like, I want to be involved in those things.
But not realizing where being the sole person responsible and running the banks or the sole person running the media, the sole person running Hollywood ends up becoming the scapegoat for everybody's problems.
So it is a confusing thing.
I think Ye communicated himself horribly.
I think he's got some horrible people in his ear.
And if he doesn't, then he's just got some horrible stuff in his heart.
I genuinely do hope that he gets help.
And I hope that that type of ideology and stuff does not continue to get spread because we know the dangers of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
100%.
And I would say most people I spoke to think he's an idiot, don't agree with anything he said.
And it's like, we all are just looking at him like, yo, you're being fucked up.
No, even that, I'm not picking on you or whatever, but even that, I think we should be careful of because there are some people who are like, there was a TikTok where a guy put it up and he was like, yo, Ye's going too far.
And then Mad Commons were like, yo, I suddenly like Yay.
And we're all just kind of laughing.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure some people.
And I think you, the reason somebody, the reason the saying for the Jews is never again, is because historically this has happened, the Holocaust in some form or fashion.
Yeah.
Lesser forms of fashion, but still they're like, this cannot happen again.
So when they see that language.
They got to get to it early.
You wait too long and then all of a sudden.
I think what you were actually trying to say, Dub, is if I can try, there are, yes, there are some Jews in positions of power, but we certainly do not run industries.
And we certainly do not do anything with agendas to support Jewish people over other groups of people.
Yeah, I think that's the two things.
Agendas and being a scapegoat when shit's going wrong for someone else.
And that's like, and that those people are.
And that's what you were saying about like, you know, what we were teasing you about, because it's a comedy podcast, but like we're talking about Jews being involved in like Christmas carols or even like the most pro-America movies, it wasn't like, here's the Jewish agenda in the movie.
It was, here's the American agenda.
And look how we support us.
Look how we focus on it.
Look what we support.
We're trying to fit in.
Yeah.
And so I think when you look at it through that lens, you go, oh, wow, these people are trying to be part of the fabric of America and not have their own little thing, which is what Kanye and people like Kanye that share his ideology have kind of positioned you guys as.
And once you have your own little thing, you're others.
And once you're others and you're responsible for me losing my fucking house because you own the banks, quote unquote, now it's easy to hate somebody like that.
So I understand what you were trying to communicate.
Unfortunately, you have, you know, three and a half comedians here that are.
Why is he a half comedian?
Because he doesn't do standout.
No, I said you're half.
No.
Did you get tons of joy of making your life miserable?
So I think we know where your heart is.
And I think that you understand.
Hopefully you understand a little bit where like non-Jews and how they grew up and why they look at this a little bit more confusingly than some Jews.
Because I can imagine it's frustrating to look at, as a Jewish person, like, why do you not see how dangerous this is?
To the average people going, that should sound like a compliment.
Is that fair?
Yeah.
And we just want the little things to understand.
Like, we may not all be afraid of another Holocaust.
We'll be afraid of a mass shooting.
We know how easy that shit is.
And that happens from synagogues and all that kind of shit.
That's the same thing in terrorism.
It's that one lone wolf, and that can happen all over and it easily.
So, you know, what do you guys, I want to ask, what do you guys think about him in terms of having a platform, going on other shows?
Like, is it shut him down for a while?
For me, it's not necessarily shut him down, but it's like, if you believe someone to be mentally ill, I think it's unethical to bring him on your podcast and exploit him.
And if you don't believe him to be mentally ill, then you're just having a conversation with somebody who has some really fucked up, dangerous thoughts.
But I believe him to be mentally ill.
So I wouldn't put him on here.
And I think it's worse when we just say crazy or not crazy, because you could have bipolar disorder and not be crazy and going through an episode.
When we say crazy, we assume put this motherfucker in a fucking exited room, straightjacket.
He's not that, but he's a bipolar guy going through an episode, and we should stop giving him the platform to bury himself.
And this guy needs help.
He's got too many guest people in his corner, and that's going to literally end very, very, very badly.
Yeah.
Mark, thoughts?
Same.
There's nothing else to say.
I agree.
I don't think he's necessarily crazy, but I think there's no more making excuses for him.
Like we've seen this behavior from him for so long at this point, it's just like, yo, you're a bad person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the other thing.
It's like, there's certain things you just can't tolerate.
Yeah.
And for safety reasons, too.
It's like the reason why he's able to make billions of dollars is because of his influence, right?
It's like fashion flips all the time.
Like some things are cool one year, the next year they're not.
You know, baggy jeans are cool, then skinny jeans are cool.
It's not like genius to go skinny jeans.
You just have to have the right timing, right?
So what he's famous for is influencing people to wear the things he wants to wear.
Listen to the music that he makes and maybe think the things that he thinks.
And when you have one of the most influential people out there spouting off this Nazi rhetoric and also racist, like bigoted rhetoric too, like about George Floyd and that kind of shit, it's like, that becomes obviously a concern.
You know what I mean?
Maybe not for adults our age who can make our own opinions, but some fucking 13-year-olds.
Yeah.
And I also think people listening should just have a general prudence that like if someone's going to say a statement seriously, like an entire group of people, like insert like ethnic group, national group, whatever.
Sexual orientation, whatever.
Is responsible for blank.
Skepticism.
Like it's probably not going to be a great take or it's going to be super funny.
But yeah.
Like if someone's going to say like, oh, Arabs are responsible for a blank or Jews are responsible for blank.
It's like, yeah.
That's actually a great point.
It shows the absurdity because that is the formula for jokes in a lot of ways.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah, because you're tapping into something that's inherently absurd.
Right.
Like saying that this group is always this or just responsible for this is an absurdity.
So when a person acts seriously about it, I understand why it's a little bit concerning because you're like, yo, that is, you're saying something that is absolutely ridiculous in a serious manner.
You might be off.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
This sucks because I used to be the biggest Kanye fan.
Yeah.
And I still love the music.
So I'm going to separate the art from the artist.
I do that with Christmas carols now that I know that Jews make it.
Yeah, exactly.
I separate the authorities, right?
Here I am thinking, you know, Rudolph was written by a good, you know, red-blooded Christian.
Yeah, yeah.
Now I know it's by.
Rodolph the red-nosed reindeer had a really, really big nose.
No, so I'm able to go, wow, I like this music, even though it's written by people that think I'm going to hell.
So that's.
Well, no, they don't have hell.
I don't think Jews have hell, right?
For us.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Oh, you guys go where you need to go.
Do Jews believe in hell?
I think it's like a purgatory section.
I think that like you don't know.
No, Their shit is.
Their shit is.
You, you're the honorary Jew.
No, no, no.
Their shit is interesting.
Like, it's way harder for y'all to get to heaven.
Like, you got to do like 5,000 things to get to heaven or something like that.
We also can't go to heaven until the Messiah comes.
And I'll admit it, there's a lot of things within the religion of Judaism that, like, I don't understand.
I'll say I'm more proud to actually just be a Jew than really be a religious thing.
That's when people say, like, it's Jew a race.
Like, I was like, he's Jewish, like, Dominicans are Dominican.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, like, like, like, they gotta wear the pants with the rhinestones.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's like a cultural thing.
I'm proud of, I'm proud of the Hitler.
I really believe that.
Yeah, but they see it as a culture.
Yeah, he does.
Every once in a while, has a piece of bacon?
No, you don't.
There's some shit that you eat.
Oh, no, y'all have some shellfish.
Yeah, that's nah.
Dominicans don't play that shit.
Yeah, they do.
Nah.
Yeah, they do.
What is the Dominican equivalent of that?
Hey, guys, listen, I had a really unfunny metaphor.
Yeah.
And we're just locking into it.
And I think it's best served that we move away.
Sorry, Dominicans, that you didn't provide more humor.
Yeah, that's not my fault.
That's not my fault.
You guys weren't Puerto Ricans for my joke.
I was going to go PRs, dude.
I was going to go back to the bathroom.
That's a gold mine.
I know.
I know.
Proud when we want to be.
Ooh.
That's perfect.
Let's go.
So do we feel, do we feel, I think we feel like we've concluded that discussion?
Yeah.
Dove.
Al, do Jews run the banks?
You tell me.
Some do with no agenda.
Oh.
Still sounds crazy.
That's the right answer, right?
And most don't, and y'all some broke boys.
Most don't.
A lot of broke boys.
Most don't.
Y'all just some broke boys.
A lot of broke shoes.
A lot of broke shoes.
Absolutely.
Same to same.
Same to say.
Hey, same to Sam.
Yeah.
Can we just do feelings go facts?
Let's do feelings go back.
Just rifle through a bunch of random shit that we don't have.
Too many facts this time.
There's been a lot of facts, an insane amount of facts, okay?
BTS is officially enlisted in the Korean military.
They're disbanding the group for the next two years.
Talk to us, Mark.
Talk that shit.
So that's.
What are you thinking about it, Mark?
Mark, talk that shit.
I don't think you're being condescending when you're doing it.
No, I'm serious.
You're being patronizing.
Okay, I'm trying to talk about a really interesting cultural phenomenon.
So basically, because Korea is in technically a war with North Korea, all men between 28 and 30 or 22 and 30 have to enlist for two years.
The oldest member of the group is 29.
So they're like, all right, what are we going to do?
Have one guy go off to war or do we all just break for two years and come back?
They've decided to break for two years.
But they're all men?
Okay.
See?
You're saying the whole group, the whole group is men, though?
They're all men and yeah.
They're all men.
Get the fuck out of here.
They're all of age men to fight.
Get out of here, bro.
Wow.
Why do you like this, Al?
Yo.
Because if they dancing in front of the niggas, how are you going to shoot somebody dancing and entertaining you like that?
Yo, should they just do performances at the DMZ?
You don't think that that would sway some of the niggas?
That's what I'm saying.
Wars aren't.
I can't use them in the military.
North Korea hates them too, I'm pretty sure, right?
Why do they hate them?
North Koreans are...
They're too sexy.
Yeah, they're like, we don't like feminine men.
We don't do like...
That's because they haven't seen them perform yet.
Yo, see them perform, bro.
It's different, dog.
It's different, bro.
It's very masculine.
Son, that shit is so masculine, bro.
I'm telling you, man.
I love them, motherfuckers.
What are the names?
They got Ty, Kwanto.
Tech, Window.
Now, what are the names of all them?
What are the names of all of them?
Can you do that?
I don't know any of their names, I'm not a huge fan.
But that's the beauty of them.
You don't know their names, dude.
But you know they're hard.
You think they could just replace all the members and none of us would know?
Yo, that's the racist thing that you said that most people agree with.
And that's fucked up.
What's really funny is.
You think that they're Blue Man group.
Exactly.
You think you could do that?
Yo, terrible.
Yellow Man group.
Moving on.
Mark, why would you say that?
That's why the song is called Butter.
That's why it's called Butter.
Butterman Group is way better.
Butterman Group does seem way less racist.
Butterman group.
Butterman group.
Dove hasn't smiled the whole time.
Let's keep moving.
Because he still is like, did I answer that right without being Jewish?
Is I'm going to be a Jewish man?
What's going on?
Okay.
Speaking of nothing, there's this guy in Japan that the guy.
Yo, Terryo, don't say where he's.
Well, he's going to find out where he's from, bro.
Anyway.
And he's basically rock climbing, enjoying that.
You got to have that volume going.
You put a copy, right?
You got to have that volume.
Yeah, did he put his own copyright?
Mark, we could have had the fucking TikTok version of it.
It's called suspense.
No, I'm in two more minutes, yo.
Hold on.
Wait.
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Yo, sorry.
Size that hold up.
Let's that bear go away.
We just have a little conversation.
Okay, hold on.
Can I just say one thing?
Son, that motherfucker yells in Asian.
He's yelling.
Yelling should just be yell.
But he sounds Japanese when he yells.
Oh, that sounds cool.
Yellow, for real, son.
For real.
How you yell Asian.
That was the most karate dork joke you ever had.
Is that named a specific martial art?
Duicata right now.
Do you remember them?
Yeah.
Do a kata right now.
You need to hit that car right now.
Just to prove that we can make all these jokes.
We're going to.
Yes.
Yes.
That's the basic one.
That was pretty good.
That was actually good, dude.
I'll fuck you up.
If they take you to the ground, boom.
That's true.
Okay, so besides him yelling super Asian as fuck.
That's just what it is.
That's a G, dude.
How the fuck did he win that?
I mean, that's a bear.
How you lost that?
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The bear's coming downhill.
Yes.
Swooped him.
I hate that he proved your point, right?
Yeah.
Y'all let that motherfucker in his guns.
Like, bears are scared of noise and shit.
Yo, come on.
They watch anime.
These motherfuckers start yelling.
You never know what could happen next.
Yeah, that's fair.
But you've always said if a bear's coming at you, you can just go like that.
Yep.
And it's, I really didn't believe you.
I apologize.
What do you think was going to happen?
He's got the nose, dog.
Yeah.
At the end, kick that motherfucker up.
Take a kick in the nose, bro.
Also, apparently, this is like the smallest bear out there.
This is like a grizzly.
That bear was tiny.
This is a black bear.
They're tiny.
That's a bear, bro.
Nah, it's a bear.
I don't care how tiny that shit is.
This is the fisheye lens, bro.
Oh, oh.
This bear is.
That's a little baby bear.
They're shaking hands.
What's he grabbing on right there?
They're shaking hands.
Dab?
Yeah, he just dapped them up, right?
Saying good game.
So, all right, what would y'all do in this scenario?
Because what I don't think we're talking about is the fact that that bear ain't leaving the area.
Yeah, it's low-key his fault because he walked up on the bear's den, apparently.
How are you supposed to know?
I don't just read a sign, maybe.
What the fuck does he do?
How does he get out?
I don't think he's still live.
He can't go into the flat.
If he's on the flat, it's over.
Well, he just dropkicked the bear off the mountain.
So I think he's good.
No, but the bear could go run back up the mountain.
But he's got to go the long way.
These bears are not good at climbing.
Just diCaprio that shit.
Just fuck the bear and then you out.
God damn, Al.
That shit was wildly unfunny.
Maybe she lived, bro.
God damn it.
I know he's shit.
I was good earlier.
Earliest.
Don't read about why Kanye's comments are.
Don't go to the heat next week.
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Okay, we're back in.
Can you talk about your dumb dragon show?
Yo, I swear to God, Martin.
You want me to sell one?
These fucking virgin dorks were making fun of me because I was looking at the different size dragons from House of Dragons to Game of Thrones yesterday.
I had a fucking graph built up.
Yeah, I know.
You have to make that grab phone.
No, Chip didn't have to do that.
Shit is already available on YouTube.
Oh, wow.
I literally had the whole thing.
The dragons in House of Game of Thrones, nothing, bro.
Oh, wow.
Nothing compared.
You're so.
That's your little Kia compared to the real shit.
They got Ferraris in House of Dragons.
Balarian the Dread?
Bust out Balerian the Dread.
When Balerian the Dread comes through, now compare.
Right now we haven't even seen Balerian the Dread in House of Dragons.
Dorks?
That's Balarian the Dread right there.
That little shit you can't even see.
That's what we was fucking with in Game of Thrones.
So dragons got smaller?
Yes, over time, stupid.
Yes, bro.
That's so dumb.
What do you mean it's dumb?
What do you mean it's dragging?
What?
The dragon den?
What was that?
The dragon dens, huh?
That actually makes sense, though, right?
All the animals got smaller over there.
They actually became bats or what?
Yeah.
Basically, look, look at the size of a whale.
Now, go look at the size of a fucking Balerian the Dread.
That's scary.
Yeah, the motherfucking Eamon got.
That's a jump slot.
Look, Vegar.
Aimon got Vegar.
That's the biggest dragon they think is around me.
It's a Balarian the Dread is somewhere else, and they don't know what that shit is, you nerd.
I thought we saw Balarian.
No, you saw Vagar.
Well.
You want me to ruin it for you?
No!
No.
You might have seen the little shadow of it.
You've seen him.
Yeah.
Really?
He's dead.
Balerian the Dread?
He's the big skull they keep walking by.
Fuck.
Remember they said that there was one dragon that went away and they didn't know where it was?
What happened to all the momentum on your little rant there?
God damn.
I don't think he's dead yet.
Hey, thanks, Miles.
No, he's not.
You fucking cracker.
I don't think he's dead yet, Bob.
Yo, listen, all I'm trying to say, if you look at Caraxes, you look at Melex, you look at Syrax, like, you look at all these dragons, they are fucking great ghost is way bigger than any of the dragons that Khaleesi had.
Are you naming one of your kids after one of these dragons?
100%.
Oh, that'll be fire.
100%.
Some of these names are sick.
If I have a daughter, I'm naming it Quicksilver.
100%.
I'm naming that.
My daughter Quicksilver.
100%.
You know, quickie.
Quickie!
That's how we were made.
That's kind of sick.
Is the show actually good or not?
Yo, the show is good.
It had two weak episodes.
That fucking Laris dude that everybody says is a combination of me and you, Mark.
Who loves feet?
You know, my man who loves feet?
Waxine.
I have a fundamental issue with the character, Laris.
I'm strong.
Do you know the guy I'm talking about?
No, but you're talking about Clubfoot.
So talk to me.
Clubfoot.
Okay, got it.
So Clubfoot beats off to Queen Alexander.
He called him unusual suspect.
Yeah, he does look like he looks like Kaiser Soza.
Everyone thought of you in that moment.
Yeah, I know.
Everybody was thinking about me.
But it was mad crazy because they made him look like a freak weirdo instead of a complete chess genius.
What do you think you look like when you obsess it over feet, bro?
I ain't looking like that.
You're cool.
A real one?
A real, real one.
A real one.
That's what you looking like.
A real one.
Y'all out here dating.
Son, you watch House of Dragons don't even like feet.
That's the weirdest shit ever.
Son, what's crazy to me is that there are people that date women and don't even look at their feet.
That's crazy.
That to me is crazy.
Like saying.
What actually bothered me is that Shorty didn't have any toenail polish on.
That's all.
They didn't do polish back.
It's like 1300.
It's make-believe, man.
It's makeup.
They got makeup back then.
They got lipstick back then.
You don't think they could put something off on the flesh colors?
They didn't even do contour yet, bro.
The Kardashians weren't born yet.
That's facts that they weren't born yet.
But weren't they riding clothes?
No, but what I'm saying is you could have put something on the toes, but they don't even give us the good shot of the toes.
It's like profile from far away or like from the bottom of them.
Oh, they need a foot guy to direct it.
I already have my dick out.
Laris was late.
Laris was super late.
Wait, so what's the angle that you want to see the toes?
She goes like this with her feet and you're unsure.
And then she takes off the stockings and then you kind of see feet, but you can't see toenail length.
You can't see any of these things.
I don't even know if it's her feet.
I thought you saw all that.
No, you didn't.
What's the shit that gets you guys off when it's like when they you see the bottom and they wiggle it?
What's that?
I think it actually.
Do you like Tarantino?
Yes.
Do you like that he includes feet in every single one of those?
Of course, he should have directed House of Dragons.
Uma Thurman walking, wiggling the big toe, wiggling the big toe in Kill Bill.
That's how she got scene in the vampire movie.
Yeah, he's foot in his mouth.
He drinks off her foot.
Yeah, of course.
You've never done that?
You never put a blunt in between a girl's toes?
Wait, which one?
Which Dawn of the Dead?
No.
Dust tiny.
Dust till Don?
Dust till Don.
Samahayek?
Yeah, of course.
You're so fucking good.
You're acting like it's a problem.
Samahayek, but you only need Samahayek's.
They're like, oh, yeah, an extra weird guy.
You suck her toe.
And he goes, oh, I'll do it.
Yeah.
He goes, yeah, let me suck it.
Yeah.
He's the man.
Live your dreams.
Create your reality.
I didn't like when he did Margot Robbie's feet, though.
Don't make them all fucking dirty.
Yeah, I'm not into the dirty feet.
What's the angle y'all want to see?
I want to see the foot.
I want to see the footage.
If Tarantano directed House of Dragon, what happens?
If Tarantino directed House of Dragons, obviously the toes would have been painted.
It would have been shot from like above.
So you're seeing the whole foot and Laris right there, which is what I wanted.
Good toes, too.
We need good toes.
But I don't like this character, Laris.
Like, if you have a club foot, if you have any sort of deformity, you make up for it in your personality.
That's why Tyrion was great, right?
He was the most charming, charismatic, smart guy because he was a midget.
He had to be.
This Laris guy is a club-footed weirdo that looks and acts like a weirdo.
It's too on the nose.
Do you know what I'm saying?
A whole season.
Like, have your personality reflect the difficulties in your life.
Like, I'm okay with a rich prince being a weirdo, like the guy who's Aegon, who's king now, right?
Because his life is perfect.
So, of course, he's into this weird, like, kids fighting with their sharp nails and sharp teeth.
He's just like a degenerate.
But if you have a deformity, you are making up for it in every aspect of life.
Not just being a slimy weirdo.
It falls into a soap opera every time I see that guy.
I feel bad saying that because this is his like greatest achievement in life.
I do feel bad.
It's the problem with the writers, not him.
Well, I would say that he makes character choices as well.
But I don't know that the...
I tried to give you an out.
I know you did.
I know you did that one.
I know you did.
I know you did.
But you know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm assuming that they make some decisions, right?
I don't know.
You know, you read the books.
Fuck.
Nah, he stopped reading it once he heard the black people in it.
Fuck this.
Valarian dregs.
No, but for real.
I was just going to say that Laris is like, no one suspects that he's can do anything.
So that's why he plays like that like feeble character.
And then he's the master of spiders.
He's the guy who knows everything.
Play coy.
Play innocent.
Don't play slimy little.
He plays innocent to people.
He plays slimy to her because she knows what he really does.
But when he's talking to like anyone else, he's like, oh, hi.
He's like, take a shower.
You know, like the old dude that used to walk like that?
I thought of him.
Yeah.
Okay.
What were your thoughts of the episode?
What were your guys' thoughts?
Anybody who saw it?
You didn't see it yet?
You didn't see it yet.
Alex, I'm just talking.
I mean, it was good.
It wasn't as good as a week prior, but like you kind of really suspected everything that was going to happen.
Even Shorty at the end with the dragon?
Yeah.
Really?
You knew that was going to happen?
I kind of don't know what you're talking about right now.
I'm like, did I finish it?
Did I fall asleep on this shit?
This show sounds not good.
No, wait, what happens at the end?
Shorty busts into the.
Oh, yeah, but you see her dipping off.
You know that where she's going.
Oh, I thought she was out.
Nah, she said she wanted to go to the dragon.
She said she wanted to do that.
Yeah, fair enough.
I don't know.
I like the show.
I think it's great.
I'm excited for the next episode.
And I'm in.
They saved it.
They had two bad episodes in a row, and that was scaring me because it was about to be donezo.
But I think they're finishing strong.
I wish the brother took him out and he became king.
That shit would have been.
Oh, please, Lelise.
All that was going to happen.
Yeah, but that shit would have been fired if he did it right there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They took a gamble.
HBO took a gamble.
Have started the whole show now and then just done flashbacks to set it all up.
Yeah, but they squeezed another season out of it.
So it's a gamble because if it doesn't work, you don't have a show.
But if it does work, you have an extra season.
So they fucking just pulled it off, right?
Because now we're back on board.
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We're curious.
And I think this next episode sets up what I believe is, I know you guys are fucking nerds.
You don't know about this shit, but the dance of the dragons when they start beefing hard.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Can you wait till 2024 for the next season?
Is that what they're saying?
Yeah.
They're saying it's not till 2024.
God, why?
Oh, this is the last time we got to talk about this till 2024.
No BTS, no House of Dragons.
No.
Damn it.
What are we going to do?
Chill out, boy.
Chill out.
What are we going to do, Mark?
What are we going to do?
Ornery on Sunday.
I'm going to be super ordinary.
Oh, and on top of that, two Sundays from now, we have your weigh-in.
You and Dove.
Ooh, well, no, it's probably Monday when we record.
Let's do it.
Oh, yeah.
Can we record?
Can we weigh in on the pod?
Yes.
Yeah.
It's not a weigh-in.
It's not weighing in.
Sure at all.
Who looks better?
Anyway, listen.
Listen, I think we need to talk about something very important that's happening this Saturday.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have a big, fight card this Saturday, UFC.
I'm officially, even though there were some great boxing matches this week, I think I've officially become more of a MMA fan than I am of a boxing fan.
Yeah, yeah.
That sounds crazy because I love boxing, but I'm just wrapped up in the in the in the stories of it, I think.
Um, so this weekend, you have Charles, the Bronx, Charles Olivera, is fighting Islam Makashev or whatever.
Makashevi, Makashev, Makashev, whatever his name is, Islam.
Uh, and um, basically, you also have Aljamain Sterling, Long Island's own, fighting TJ Dillishaw, Peter Jan versus Sugar Sean, Benil Dariush versus I'm not even gonna try it, and then uh, girls.
So the so what's what's interesting about it is this fight, Islam versus Charles.
Um, listen, I don't know how you can, I don't know how you can bet against Charles.
Yeah, I hear he's amazing.
He's dominated all the people that he's faced and in ridiculous fashion.
There's really no hole in the game he can strike, he has incredible power.
And if it goes to the ground, the jiu-jitsu is world class.
Yeah, but Islam has incredible Dagestani wrestling.
His name is Islam, bro.
Islam It's like untouchable, which of all the religious names, Islam is so fierce.
Yeah, like have you originally Christian, though?
Yes, Jew.
Yeah, I've never met a Jew, but if you did, they probably wouldn't be as intimidating as Islam to me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What was that as well?
No, I'm just saying that Iran is Jew.
Like, it's a weird thing.
Yeah, it's a little weird.
Yeah, yeah.
Right, though?
No, there's no Mormon Jew law.
No, Jews.
That's close.
Right?
It's close, right?
It's close to Charles.
Jew law is a fire name to be honest.
Well, is Jude is a.
I think that that Beatles song was a warning for them, right?
Wasn't that happening?
But yeah, I just don't, it's like everybody's saying, oh, his wrestling is going to mitigate the jujitsu and yada yada yada.
I think that Charles is a better striker.
And I think that if it goes to the ground, I don't know if Islam, maybe he has enough wrestling to protect himself, but he's not going to beat him in jiu-jitsu.
There's no way he'd beat him in jiu-jitsu.
Yeah.
What?
Don't bet against me.
You wouldn't bet against Muslims.
He's a Dagestani.
Mark is betting on it.
Through and through.
Not even a question.
Who's the underdog?
That's a great question.
I think Islam's underdog.
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What do you think about Peter Jan versus Sugar Sean?
It is the most insane step up for Sean.
Yeah.
Huge.
I was like going back and watching Jan's fights.
I'm like, he is incredible.
And Al Joe Sterling was like, hey, watch out because he thinks that Sean has like a chance technically.
He's like, I think he said, look, Jan has to come in with high IQ.
Like, don't sleep on Sean.
But I'm like, I don't know.
So here's the thing.
It is a huge step up, but it also is the smartest step up given Sean's skill set.
Yeah.
Sean stepping up and then fighting a wrestler or a jiu-jitsu guy, I think is more dangerous than stepping up and fighting another striker that he's much taller than, much longer than, right?
Al Jermaine Sterling took down Peter Jan in their last fight and won a very close decision.
Yeah.
Right.
But he took him down.
That's what he did.
He threw him, got him on, got his back.
Like he just put him to the fucking ground.
Maybe he lands some shots, but you're not going to strike with him.
We're about to see how nice Sugar Sean is at striking.
He's going to fight an elite striker.
I give him credit for taking the fight or huge.
It's like a massive step up.
It's like really impressive.
Yeah, huge.
I love him.
I want the kid to win.
I mean, like, because if he does win, he has the right to call for a title shot.
Yeah.
And Sugar Sean with a belt.
The most entertaining.
Without a belt.
The kid is so fucking entertaining.
With a belt, forget it.
He's going to go crazy.
Yeah.
And with a different colored hair.
He does the cornrows, that kind of shit.
So I'm stoked for that.
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Any football stuff?
Yo, have you heard about this whole Dan Snyder?
Yes, can you explain this?
Yo, so the owner of the Washington Commanders used to be the Redskins.
His name is Dan Snyder.
He bought the team like 20 years ago.
He sucks as an owner.
The team has not been good since he took over.
And there's been allegations of racism and sexual misconduct.
There's a congressional hearing against him right now.
Like this guy through and through is bad for the league.
Like legitimately, owners are now looking at him.
Well, you know, owners are pretty tight-knit.
Now they're looking at him like this guy is costing us money.
We need to try to get him out of here.
Apparently.
I don't know, actually.
Yes.
Damn.
Well, hey, hey, you know what's happening?
He's getting tossed out.
Oh, because he doesn't have enough power or control.
Yeah.
You know who will never get tossed out?
Jerry Jones.
Jerry Jones is not going to happen, dude.
Sexual misconduct allegation yesterday.
Nobody even noticed.
Christian power, dude.
Life controls sports franchises.
So here's where he did this kind of ill, though.
And I don't know if it will fully break open, but I hope it does.
Apparently, he's told people close to him, I dare these motherfuckers to try to get me out of the league because I got dirt on so many owners and I'll release it on everybody.
Including Jerry Jones.
I love it.
And there was an allegation.
He said this report came out Thursday.
An allegation came out against Jerry Jones yesterday.
If I go down, we all going down.
Everybody.
Especially when you know these other motherfuckers are dirty too.
Yeah, 100%.
The idea of this like super ethical billionaire does not exist.
Everybody got dirt.
And if y'all are going to collude to get me the fuck out of here, it's up as Kanye says.
NFL owners in particular don't give a fuck, dude.
They make the most money, treat their players the worst.
Wait, it's the owners that are colluding to get them out?
Yeah, they think the fucking.
I knew that was you.
Saying it was me before.
I knew that was you.
No, it was you the first time.
No, it was you.
All right, fair enough.
Yeah, that was you, dog.
Was it me the first time?
Yeah.
I also like how mad you get just as soon as a woman starts talking.
I feel with enough with enough in my life, bro.
Oh, so if the owners aren't colluding to get him out of here, then yeah, okay, then you're gonna get it.
Players are colluding, sure, but the NFL players got no power.
So it's okay to rat it every turn.
What?
It's okay to snitch and rat.
Yeah, because if you're the party, if the people that you're doing the crimes with are trying to kick you out the squad, then yeah, fuck it.
It's up.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Like, if we all know we're dirty, you're basically snitching.
Now, what I will say is this, if they've gone to him and they said, yo, you are fucking up.
Like, you're making the league look bad.
Yeah.
If you don't do these things, we all lose money.
If they did all that shit and he's still fucking up, he's not, he's fucking up the bag for everybody.
I think they have.
Okay, so then that's, that's, it's mafia shit.
Like, if you fucking up the bag for everybody, we're going to talk to you.
And if you don't fix it, it's off with your head.
You know, what's interesting is you could watch the NFL Roger Goodell, the commissioner, the Christian commissioner, use his power to control the media to say specific things to Dan Snyder.
Because on a Thursday night football game, they show Dan Snyder and then Al Michaels, the commentator, goes, this is Dan Snyder.
He has X, Y, and Z scandals and lists them all off.
Which you're like, why would they do that?
And they go, the owners have to watch.
You fucking look at your watch.
It's just non-stop.
It's non-stop doing it.
Yeah.
Put it a little higher on your wrist, bro.
So every time you go like that, you're pressing the button.
Oh, my God.
You don't know nothing about technology, but God, bro.
Come on.
All right, keep going.
Son, I forgot I was going to say that.
Nah, it's okay.
Oh, yeah.
The commentator was like, oh, he's got X, Y, and Z scandals, which is weird that he's saying that.
And then he goes, the NFL owners haven't decided to kick him out yet.
I think what they're hoping is he sells the team.
And I was listening to TikiWiki, and they were saying that's probably the commissioner of the NFL saying, hey, sell the fucking team so we don't have to go through this ugly thing.
Just sell the team, make billions of dollars, and get the fuck out.
And it's weird because the NFL will never talk about controversies of an owner with the commentator.
So it was like the, again, the Christian media that controls everything using as a, like, hey, let's just get our message across this way.
How bad can the dirt be, though?
That's what I don't understand.
Like, what could he have on all these owners that would destroy the league?
We're in a day and age now on coach, you know, on owners weekend.
Oh, yeah, this guy's 50 hookers.
Yeah, we're in a day and age now.
No, we're in a day and age now where you can sell your team for sexual misconduct.
Like, Donald Sterling had to sell his team.
The owner of the Panthers before this guy had to sell his team.
Phoenix guy.
He's Robert Sarvur.
Oh, where's this information coming from?
The guy that's getting ousted is all of a sudden like claiming these bad things happened.
Like, is that not?
No, you don't know if he got recordings.
You don't know if he got.
If he has recordings, it's different.
But like, you have a recording of every person.
Tech specialists.
You don't need every person.
You need a handful.
If a handful are like, I'm not giving up my fucking team.
Jerry Jones bought the Cowboys for $100 something million dollars.
It's worth 10, like 8 billion now.
He can get 10 for it, no problem.
He's not trying to give up this team.
Weren't you in Atlanta?
Yes, I was in Atlanta.
What were you doing?
Oh, I'm doing this film with Snoop.
Have we not talked about this?
No.
No.
Wait, really?
No, we haven't seen each other in like a week and a half.
Oh, okay.
Maybe I spoke about an idiot.
So yeah, so yo, Assal Army, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Everybody at home.
My bad, I wasn't allowed to say it before, but then they announced it.
So, and then we had a couple episodes where Banks.
That's why.
But yeah, I'm doing this fucking movie with Snoop.
And basically, you know, Snoop is a big pee wee football guy.
He's been coaching for fucking years.
So he made, essentially, he's making like bad news bears, but with pee-wee football.
So he's the coach of like the underdog team.
The movie's called Underdogs.
And I'm the coach of the, like the bougie team.
I'm like the villain.
Snoop Dogg's Underdog Movie00:04:25
It's fire.
Yeah, it's fun.
And Snoop is like, like, I've like done films with some people now and like acted with some people now.
And some of them have ego and some of them don't.
And he is by far the most encouraging person I've ever been on.
Really?
That's fire.
That's like literally goes, hey, man, this is your scene.
Like, just go for it.
Rip.
Oh, that line's fucking really funny.
Keep that one in.
Really?
And the lines are making fun of his character.
That's cool.
Sometimes you have an ego even about your character.
And he's just like, nah, just, this is go for it.
Like, I thought it was so cool, man.
Really cool.
Snoop.
He's so fucking cool, bro.
Yeah, he's just the fucking man.
That versus with DMX, I was so blown away by Snoop.
He's so sharp at this age.
Smokes weed all the time, apparently, but still just as sharp.
Like, there's a part where they're freestyle and DMX is just going for like, I mean, uh, soon just going for like five straight minutes just off of everything.
Yeah, and I was like, yo, this guy's a fucking smart guy, and hearing he's cool and humble is that's just the best.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did he smoke weed on set?
I didn't see it, but there's kids, so I think it's tricky.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did he smell like weed?
No, wow, no, no, no, but like an interesting figure, tall, yeah, skinny, real skinny, yeah, like very unique looking.
Yeah, it's one of those things where like, obviously, we've seen him for so many years, so there's that as well.
But like, the way he looks is particular, you know what I mean?
Like, you don't mistake him for anyone, yeah.
Also, you know what I'm saying?
Also, interesting how he went from gangster rapper to this guy who's like funny and like a caricature, but then aware of why he's funny, yeah.
And now he's almost like somebody we look at who's just funny and can rap.
Yeah, like that's crazy.
That's how he's had three decades of longevity.
Yeah, yeah.
So it was cool, man.
It was, it was, uh, and it was fun.
Like, they even let me kind of just do my thing.
And yeah, that's the most fun thing for me.
Is if I'm not in my head, you know, I was like super in my head when I did that thing with Eddie, obviously, with my fucking hero and then with all these other actors that are so fucking amazing.
And I'm like, am I going to fuck it up or whatever?
Yeah.
And the more experience I kind of have, I think this is just natural in life.
Like the more you know about a topic when you're talking about it, the more confidence you can have.
So like the more I know how to behave in these scenes and the more I know what to do, the more confidence I have.
And it was fun.
And I think that is the thing I learned earlier.
It's like be funny early and then they'll give you a longer leash.
Right, right, right.
You're like, prove that you're funny.
And then you being funny helps their job.
Yeah.
Right.
They look good.
It's like you're brunching up the script in real time.
Exactly.
And the writers are never upset.
Like, I had a writer tell me once, this guy, Doug, I had a couple lines.
I was like, is it cool with you if I just like spit some things?
He goes, bruh, I'm going to get the credit.
It says written by me, not you.
So I'm like, oh, shit, that works out for both of us.
Yeah.
You get the credit.
It helps you.
And I get to say the thing that maybe feels more naturally natural to me, but it's cool.
And we're going to make a movie, guys.
I just want to let you guys know that.
I've been telling you guys this.
There are things that I've noticed about filmmaking that I want to learn more about it.
And I want to learn more about story and all these things.
I'm not going to disrespect the craft, but we can absolutely do it.
Are you going to act in the movie?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to act in it.
I guess it'll be.
It'll be absolutely incredible.
Yeah.
Because of that.
No, I want, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I would like to act absolutely.
But most importantly, want to be involved in like the creation of the story.
That is.
Yeah.
Is it going to be about us?
Are we going to play ourselves?
Or can we play someone else?
No, no, no one plays themselves.
Can I play Alex?
Yeah.
Can I play Jup?
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
This movie's awesome.
Yeah, this is the best movie ever.
Yeah, I'm going to play you.
Yes, absolutely.
And you can play Mark.
Done.
No, but it can't be about us.
They have to say, you have to have a great.
But yeah, so it was actually a cool experience, which is nice because, you know, me, it's hard to get me to fucking go.
Yeah, yeah, you hate it.
You really hate it sometimes.
Yeah, I don't like the boredom, but I'm learning how to deal with the boredom.
This sounds like such fucking, what is it called?
First world problems, whatever the fuck.
But like we're so lucky where we get to do things that we love, right?
And we get to focus on those every single day.
And it's like a real blessing that we get to like work every day and are like into the things we're doing.
It's cool.
You go in a movie and you just sit around all fucking day.
I mean, you're just there all fucking day doing absolutely nothing.
And I feel guilty doing work because I'm like, well, do I know my lines enough?
Am I ready?
James Corden Knows His Place00:07:02
Could I find a way to make this scene funnier?
Could I find a way?
So I feel guilty not working on the scene, but I'm not going to read the lines to myself for eight hours in a row before I go do it.
Try going on TikTok for six hours.
You should do that.
Yeah, yeah.
That works.
You should do this.
That's awesome.
That's actually super fun.
I like this experience.
Yeah.
I just scroll for six hours.
So, but yeah, so it's like, how do I use that time?
And I think it's basically just being prepared, accepting that you're going to have some fun things happen in the moment.
And then once you feel like you're there, work on some other fucking shit.
Yeah.
Work on some other fucking shit.
So that's been cool.
Yeah, that's dope.
Yeah.
We got to get Snoop on the pod once the movie comes out.
Hell yeah.
100%, got you.
Hell yeah.
That'd be a legendary.
Yes.
Would you smoke with Snoop?
It is.
I don't smoke.
I don't like it.
But there's one person I could not say no to smoking with, and that is Snoop.
Joe Rogan.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, sure.
Also, Joe Rogan.
But yo, Snoop, man, come on, bro.
It's Snoop.
Yeah, I would get high with Snoopy.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Come on, dude.
Yeah, let's do it.
That would be scary, though, because I've heard stories of his weeds.
His resources.
Yeah, yeah.
I got very small tokes.
Before we get out of here, I just want to talk about James Corden.
Has officially issued an apology.
He's no longer banned from Balthazar.
Oh, thank God.
Okay, this is.
I didn't know what I was going to do.
Oh, my God.
I know.
This was difficult.
Mark, Mark was babysitting his kids when we were out there in Palm Springs.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Mark is very good friends with.
You teach him soccer.
We had a great time.
There's a lot of James Corden slander.
People are saying he's a bad guy.
People are saying he's rude.
Sweet.
People are saying he's not a good singer in a car.
Great guy.
All of those things are false.
Bullshit.
He was very nice to me.
Very nice.
Except for when I tried to celebrate with his kid and I tackled him and he was like, all right, really.
Yeah, that was weird.
That was a little weird.
What are you talking about?
I played soccer with James Corden and his children.
Yep.
You did?
Yeah.
And it was super fun.
He was a great guy.
And all these people that are saying he's mean and bad to waitstaff, I think, is he could run.
No, he wasn't doing much running.
He was playing goalie a lot.
Goalie.
Good guy, though.
Yeah, I would go for goalie, too.
Yeah.
But he was banned from Balthazar for like a few days because he got into it with a waiter.
Yeah.
You know, my man.
Do you know James Corden?
Personally?
Yeah.
No.
You guys haven't interacted?
We've interacted when Mark was playing soccer.
Because I always hear he's, I've heard this before any of this came out.
I heard he was like a big phony.
And actually, this is like seven, eight years ago.
Somebody wrote on a show and they're like, oh, he seems so nice.
And he was like, he's like Ellen.
And this is before you knew anything about Ellen, too.
And I was like, both of them ain't shit.
That's how I found out both of them are apparently mean.
Yeah.
It's just kind of whack to me that he apologized over Balthazar.
Yeah, Balthazar's fire, though, man.
You know, Balthazar.
I know it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't like it that much?
He's about to get banned, bro.
You about to get banned.
My bad, my bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Be good.
Very careful right here.
He apparently didn't ask me anything years ago.
And then it quickly became a bunch of shitty stories about him just back to back to back that he wouldn't acknowledge.
But no apologies for any of that.
No nothing for that.
It's like a legendary thing now.
That Reddit page, that AMA, never acknowledged it.
And then Balthazar bans him.
And he's like, I got it.
Please, please forgive me.
That's what he cares about, man.
So this is apparently what happened.
This is the thing.
What I didn't care about.
I think as soon as we figure out what he did wrong, you are going to completely flip.
Let's just find out.
So in June, James Corden was here on Table 61.
Although this is diabolical, it happens very occasionally in all restaurants.
After eating his main course, Corden showed the hair to Balthazar manager G.
He was very apologetic.
Corden was extremely nasty and said, get us another round of drinks this second and also take care of all of our drinks so far.
This way I write any nasty reviews in Yelp or anything like that.
I won't write, I think some women say.
This way I won't write any nasty reviews into Yelp.
Hey, James Corden, why are you in Yelp?
You know what I mean?
Why don't you just tweet as James Corden?
Yeah, you read a Yelp review and you're like, James Corden says this.
You're like, that's not the real one.
Yeah.
G Corden 4265 says.
Yeah.
What a fucking power.
This happened in October.
Him and his wife go out for brunch.
He asked for a table outside.
Brunch Maitre D says, yeah, here we go, 301.
James Corden's wife ordered an egg yolk omelette with Gruyere cheese and salad.
A few minutes later, they received the food.
James called the server, MK, and told her there was a little bit of egg white mixed with the egg yolk.
That's an issue.
MK informed the floor manager, G of the kitchen, remade the dish, but unfortunately sent it with home fries instead of salad.
That's when James Corden began yelling like crazy to the server.
You can't do your job.
You can't do your job.
Maybe I should go to the kitchen and cook the omelette myself.
MK was very apologetic and brought G over to the table, returned the dish.
Yeah, you're about to side with James Corden.
No, no, I'm not.
Oh, really?
No, I'm not.
Sound like Vala.
Like, listen, it's frustrating.
They get it wrong, but they get it wrong.
Yeah.
I'm going to go to the kitchen and do it.
No, you're not.
You have a kitchen dummy.
Yeah.
You could have done that at home.
Also, egg yolk omelette.
That's fucking disgusting.
Impossible to get no egg white in an egg yolk omelet.
It's literally impossible.
Not really.
The yolk has egg white on it.
It's got tiny white.
A little bit.
It has to.
It's sitting in the white.
Even if you scoop the whole thing out, there's no way to shave every single one.
There's going to be a little bit on it.
Think about the yolk.
Who gets disgusted by yolk?
Yeah, I've never heard that.
This is crazy.
Egg white.
I don't want to egg white.
They're not yolk.
I want all the fat and under the protein.
That's crazy.
Anyway, yeah, that's crazy.
You can't speak to a waiter like that.
Yeah.
Uh-uh.
There's a little bit of egg white in the omelette.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
And his whole personality is built on being like, what a sweet guy he is.
And we're just singing, get in the fucking car, doing karaoke.
Also, you a guest, immigrant.
Do you know what I'm saying?
You a guest.
You a guest.
You talk that shit, H1 visa.
You a guest.
I gotta hear it off.
You're on the H1.
You a guest.
You know what I'm saying?
Clown visa.
Yeah.
Don't they call that the clown visa?
Know your fucking place, though, James Corden.
There's one circus ass visa that all the comics get.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All I'm trying to say is, yo, treat Balthazar with respect.
That's an American New York institution.
It isn't even going to come in here yapping.
Let's go right now.
Let's go right now.
I'm going to Balthazar right now.
How much are we going to tip?
Not only am I going to tip extra, I'm ordering white in the yolk.
Extra for him is 20%.
What's funny is that I want to hurt you.
That's what's funny.
What's funny is that I hurt when I taught you how to tip.
You don't even know how to tip.
It wasn't for me.
Tipping fucking 50 cents to that total amount.
Yo, the second he got money, he stopped tipping.
I did the normal thing.
I got a little more money.
You're going to be generous with what I've been giving.
I literally said, you know what, God?
I tip so much.
You write this on me.
I tip so much.
This on me, God.
I tip so much.
You got the point.
You got to tip 100 just because.
You got a coffee?
Tip 100.
You've seen the restaurants he eats at?
Just 100.
Oh, no, I'm saying when he gets a coffee, he got to tip 100.
Let me tell you something.
That's how you tip.
If y'all tip like that.
I'll never tip you $100 for a coffee, you fucking losers.
Wow.
What if you get a billion dollars?
I don't feel comfortable doing that.
I'll give it to charity.
What?
I would give that money to charity.
How much money?
I'd give $100.
You're a billionaire?
You're giving $100 to charity?
If I made a billion dollars, I'd give $100.
Cheap ass?
If I made a billion dollars, I would give $100 to the floods in your home country.
Generosity and Tipping Culture00:01:27
Oh, it's Vala's home country.
Yeah, that's Val.
You're not from Boston.
Don't get disrespectful.
You're mad at me.
I'm off him.
I got him off.
No.
But no, I think James Corden is wrong.
I tip more than all of you and suck dick.
That's it.
Y'all don't even order apps.
You want to know?
What fuck?
Nancy Pelosi.
Someone tell Bad Granny to blow me.
I'd take out her danters, put them on the dresser, slide off her candies and proceed.
I'd whip out her knockers fast and start throwing up her clubs like a boxing bag.
I'd grab her by the nipples and I flip on my badana to the flapping and the winning.
Then I'd swing them all around and go, Have you seen them titties?
Every time I think of them things, I'm giddy.
She's far from the itty-bitty titty committee.
Come on, man.
She can start her own team in the big leagues.
I think about them just to pass the day.
Man, I bet those fuckers ain't passed away.
If I laid on the ground with my head by your feet and she dropped them, they'd probably smack my face.
I mean, that's fire, dude.
Bars?
That's fire.
Bars?
Sound like young Eminem.
Yeah.
Bars?
Fire.
He's right, too.
He's right, bro.
God bless it.
That's it.
We don't even need to say anything more in this episode.
We out.
Nancy Pelosi.
Shout out to you.
Shout out to your husband, Paul.
You know what I'm saying?
Shout out to your parents.
You know why.
Shout out to the stock portfolio.
Yo, shout out to the stock portfolio, but also shout out to the bra collection.