Logan Paul details his $750K crypto loss and lawsuit against Floyd Mayweather, alleging unpaid millions for name usage while claiming he damaged Mayweather's ear during their fight. He contrasts his island survival failure with Mike Horn's Antarctic feats, reconciles his beef with KSI through a boxing rematch and Prime Hydration partnership, and debates whether audiences crave chaos over victory. Ultimately, the episode explores how early fame shapes ego, questioning if influencers like Paul represent an authentic era or merely a new form of celebrity facade. [Automatically generated summary]
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Street Fights and Reel Drama00:15:05
What's up everyone?
I bet you're thinking, what's Johnny from Cobra Kai doing opening flagrant?
Well, I'm not Johnny.
I'm Logan Paul, the real Maverick, the crown prick of Pokemon and the most hated man in wrestling.
The only Paul that gets dragged more is Ru.
Akash got a new chair, so Schultz is out grabbing him a booster, which is something Mark and Alex still refuse to get.
So let's get into it.
Floyd Mayweather, you punch drunk idiot.
Read my lips.
Oh wait, you can't.
Where's my money, bitch?
Floyd never paid me for our fight.
Who am I?
The IRS?
You can't dodge taxes like you do punches, dummy.
Floyd, how can you call yourself the GOAT?
You couldn't even finish me.
What am I?
High school?
Your punches are softer than the pillow Conor McGregor makes Dylan bite.
That's right.
You're up next, Dylan.
Dannis.
Question.
What the fuck is up with your face, man?
You look like a diabetic Count Chocula.
You haven't fought in three years.
Okay.
There are puppies in Sarah McLaughlin commercials with more cage time than you in the arms of an angel.
A perfect description of Dylan getting choked out by that bouncer.
And you know Dylan's also a bouncer on Conor McGregor's dick.
Anyways, it's time to start the show.
Let's give it up for the boys.
My man.
What's up, bro?
Yo, you killed that shit.
Yeah, you sure?
Well done.
What's up, everybody?
You already know who we're here with.
Logan Paul is in the motherfucking building.
Thank you so much for coming through, my man.
How much does Floyd Mayweather own you?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
How much does he owe you?
How much?
Can you tell us how much?
Starting off strong, huh?
Yep.
Millions.
Like over five?
No, I don't think so.
Over two.
Probably just under five, over two.
Yeah.
Wow.
Whoa.
Like enough for me to like pay me my fucking money.
How can he do that?
I don't understand.
Like it's not held in escrow or some shit.
Okay.
All right.
Floyd Mayweather has been boxing forever.
He knows how to allocate money really conveniently to make it look like it's an expense.
He knows how to do under the table deals, cash deals, using my name and likeness without telling me he's using my name and likeness.
He's actually being sued for it.
There's a lawsuit actually in this state, New York, happening right now.
He's being sued for, he took, I think, $10 million cash under the table or something with like ticketing or something.
Oh, oh, I heard about it.
He sold the rights.
He sold to like Qatar or some shit like that.
Yeah.
Where's my fucking cut?
Because you're getting a percentage.
You use me.
Yeah.
And so to finish what I was saying is.
Are you his slave?
Is that like reparation?
He just got me, bro.
Okay.
If you're telling me to chalk it up, I'll be.
I looked at him.
Whatever you say.
He thought about the presidency real quick.
He's like, he thinks he could do what he want.
Because, you know, I'm new to the boxing game.
Nah, we'll see you in court, Bucko.
Wow.
But that's the fucked up thing is you could end up spending $2 million in court, $4 million in court, and then I guess maybe he would still have to pay the...
That is the fucked up thing.
I don't know, dude.
Like, how many lawsuits can pile up regarding one event before you have to make amends?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, mine will be the second for the same event.
Hmm.
Floyd Money Mayweather ain't got no money, dude.
Is that true?
Yeah, yeah.
Is he broke?
Yeah.
No.
He's not broke.
But he's on his way.
If he doesn't continue doing these bullshit exhibition fights, you seen the one he just did?
Yeah.
He fought.
It was in the Middle East.
Yeah.
He fought this guy by the name of Don Moore, I think.
Yeah.
And like, he just, he beat him up.
He knocked him down.
He beat him up.
It went eight rounds, but like, I don't know, man.
The whole Floyd thing was weird.
Like, on paper, that fight never should have happened and it did.
And then I lasted eight rounds and like pieced him up a little bit.
He's on my highlight reel.
Floyd Mayweather's on my highlight reel.
Okay, I'm not going to go piece him up, but I am going to say you hit him with one overhand right that hurt him.
That's on my highlight reel.
And that's all you need.
That's all you need.
Because there's no decision.
No, it was up to him.
He said there's no decision in the fight, right?
He's like, it's not going to the cards.
He guaranteed the viewers that there would be a knockout on June 6th.
Not only was there not a knockout, but I popped his eardrum.
That's the one in my highlight reel.
Oh, did you actually pop his eardrum?
Yeah, he went to the hospital.
Nah.
I don't know if he went to the hospital, but 100% fact popped his eardrum.
One person on his team.
Al doesn't want to believe it.
Nah.
Al doesn't want to believe it.
He doesn't want to believe it.
It went for you pieced him up to, yeah, I caught one good shot.
No, no, no.
Not like 100% fact, though, but I hit his earlobe.
I did touch his earlobe.
No, no, but this is the, this is the guy who can't be hit, right?
This is the ghost.
This is the greatest fighter of all time.
A YouTuber has no business actually making...
You never hit him.
Like real contact.
I should never give you that.
I shouldn't have touched him.
Not even close.
I won rounds.
Not one.
Not two.
Nah, not just.
I got to give it up to your brother because Jake, yo, Jake is a Santa dude.
Immediately after the fight, the camera's right on.
He goes, eight rounds to nothing.
Logan, you just beat the greatest part of all time.
You gotta be like, yo, I need that for God.
No, I felt he was being a little delusional.
Yeah.
But like, dog, at least I won three rounds.
Fact.
Come on, his loudness, man.
I need, I love the confidence.
No, you lying.
You laughed at me.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, yeah, true.
He won three rounds?
Say what?
No, you didn't win three rounds.
You didn't win three rounds.
You didn't win three rounds.
Listen, but you won.
We won America's part.
No, fight reel.
So we were watching that fight.
No, you were not.
You don't think that I ordered that fight?
Bro, I'm texting my boys like, oh, Floyd's just warming him up.
100%.
I put money that I won at least three rounds.
Yo, Beth Floyd, believe me.
I like confidence.
Yo, we're not team.
Floyd was my GOAT, bro.
I'm going to be honest with you.
And this, and he DM'd me once, right?
And he was like, listen, thank you for the nice things that you said about me.
And because he listened to a Rogan episode and he didn't get to the part where I started making fun of his hair and shit like that.
And then I responded and then like nothing.
So immediately after that, I was like, okay, he's like a little sensitive.
I still hadn't thought you had no fucking chance.
And you didn't beat him.
Wait, wait, let me ask you this.
Yeah, yeah.
I want to ask you.
I see you love it.
I'll give you one round.
Which one?
I forgot which one.
Oh, first round.
You beat him.
Yeah.
I thought it was in the beginning.
First round.
You think he won every other round?
Yeah.
You're fucking delusional.
You are delusional.
There's two people who are delusional here, bro.
There you go.
Yeah.
Drink out.
Bro, you think he won seven rounds?
I didn't say seven.
I didn't say seven.
How many?
I think, I think, I made the boy win.
I gave him nine.
I gave him one more.
Then the fight was there.
He did win one more because he won the arbitration, right?
I got to run it back.
I got to run it back.
Yo, low-key.
Like, the fact that you touched him is enough reason to not fight back.
No, but now I'm dissatisfied.
You've upset me.
Don't fight me back.
You acting a little bigger.
I was like, yo, I can take it.
I was like, oh, shit.
You got it big, bro.
My record would say that, yeah, you can't take me.
I have no wish.
I won't be robbing.
We could see, though, right?
We could try it out.
Yo, there's June teeth around the corner.
We ain't doing that.
He believes he could fight any white guy.
Oh, I could.
He thinks he can fuck up legit any white guy.
Oh, you let me train for a guy.
Okay, wait.
Hold on a second.
Hold on.
You let me train for the last time.
Yeah, he does feel this way.
Wait, he's dressed like that.
He still believes in the market.
I didn't say a single thing.
They ran that back, though.
No, I didn't say a single thing.
I didn't say a single fucking thing.
It was him, man.
I was going to say you look like Black Willy Wonka, but I...
Come to my top to fairy.
You're the reason he wants to fight white people.
It might be the reason why he thinks he could beat them up, too.
Oh, man.
No, he thinks he can beat up white people.
But Logan's kind of big when you meet him in person.
Yeah, he is.
People say that.
I get this feedback.
I get this feedback.
But I'm still a pussy, make no mistake.
Oh, I am too.
Make no mistake.
Hold on.
What do you mean by you're still a pussy?
Because you'll get in there and you'll swing.
No, it's sarcastic.
Okay.
No, I wouldn't.
Stupid.
I think you'll fight people, bro.
Yeah.
But I do think that you're more confident in the ring than in the streets.
Oh, I'm too smart for street fights.
That's the thing.
Like, the ring lends itself to your strengths.
I will not get in a street fight.
There we go.
I am simply too smart for street fights.
Because you have too much to lose.
Way too much.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
No, Dude, anything can happen, especially nowadays.
Who knows what people have on them, man?
Like, I will gladly take any human being, monoe mano, hands and feet.
And feet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fine.
Bro, I wrestled.
Like, we can go anywhere.
We can do whatever.
But knives, guns, homies, bricks, bottles.
Like, I just won't do street fights.
Did you street fight back in the day?
Never, not once.
I've never been in a street fight.
Oh, wow.
I got one fight in sixth grade.
I threw a chair at a kid.
Did you win, though?
I did win.
Oh, hell yeah.
That's WWE shit.
Well, that was the pitch, dude.
That was the pivot.
That's why you threw it to a table.
Yes, exactly.
Thumbtacks off the bottom.
That's what I do.
Yes, dude.
Oh, that's fine.
Yeah, bro.
I'm much better at the WWE slamming chairs and tables.
Yeah, no, it's good.
No street fights.
You?
Yeah.
Really?
Seven and four.
Seven and four.
Street fights are tough.
Yeah.
You get 11?
I grew up a little rough.
Holy shit.
Where?
Far up.
Queens.
You won't know.
Yeah.
Does Jay-Z live there?
No.
All right.
Nah, dude.
You've never been in a street fight.
No.
Maybe.
No shot.
Maybe.
I don't know.
What about what the fuck is maybe?
It's a yes or no question.
I might have been in a street fight before.
So what?
That's not like a pending lawsuit.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, it's a litigation.
What about Dylan Danny?
Would you get in a street fight with Dylan Dannis?
Oh, I just won't get in a street fight.
You know what, man?
No, no.
Well, the street is where he's most dangerous.
Like, the jiu-jitsu shit, you got to legit worry about.
Who, Dylan?
Dylan.
Yeah.
100%.
I agree.
I agree.
He's one of the best jiu-jitsu guys in the world.
Actually, here in New York one time, because you know, Dylan, me and Jake have been all like kind of beefing for some time.
Yeah.
We were at a party.
This was when Dylan was on crutches, and uh one of his boys pulled a gun on Mike.
What?
Hale?
Legit.
You snitch it, bro.
No, this is good.
He's gone.
This is great.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, did you immediately think it had anything to do with like Jake, or you thought it was like a past drug debt or something like that?
No, no.
Because you never know.
We're close to Connecticut.
You know what I mean?
And Mike's got a wild hand.
Mike's acting.
Mike is feeling.
Can you, can you, Mike?
We need to get you your hand surgeon.
You need to get Mike for his fucking bum ass ankle.
He has one of the ugliest feet I've ever seen in my entire life.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, it is a crazy looking.
Where have you been?
In Miami, he came with his fucking feet out.
And he notices everyone's feet.
I look at feet.
I like.
Dude, you know what's not so like cool of me?
What is that?
I was sitting next to a girl on the plane today, and she took her feet out and kind of curled up on the seat and massage him for her.
No, I didn't massage him, but definitely I was looking at her feet for a second.
That's not, that's not bad at all.
I felt weird, man.
It is weird.
No, you're right to feel that.
I didn't feel that feeling.
She took out the feet.
She busted them out.
It was just, she was, she looked so comfortable.
Yeah.
And like, I have flat feet.
This is why feet intrigue me.
Like, my feet are flat as a board.
Yeah.
Not as bad as Mike's.
Mike's are bad, but mics go the opposite.
It's like a hoke up.
We call them paddles.
Yeah.
Paddles.
He just gets your shape up.
You know what I'm saying?
He just gets your shape up.
Mike is convex.
Yeah.
No, she had a good arch, dude.
So I'll look at an arch and like I envy girls.
Yo, fam, just say, say, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Just say you like feet, like feet people that are in the middle of the shit.
So welcome to the club.
It's all good.
So this is what I was questioning.
Yeah.
Because I don't think I'm not like a foot guy.
No, no, you don't fuck that.
Do you like a girl's eyes?
Like a girl has a pretty pretty eyes, right?
I love a good feet.
You don't want to fuck a girl's eyes, but you appreciate them.
So you appreciate feet.
It's okay.
That's the metric, huh?
Exactly.
If I don't fuck it, I can stare at it.
Yeah.
Exactly.
I just appreciate that part of a woman's body.
You don't like feet, Al?
No, I don't give a fuck.
You could really give a fuck.
I don't care.
I mean, don't have dragon glasses.
Yeah, like, don't have what Mike Naylark's going on.
Like, I don't want them to look like yours, but if as long as they're decent, then I'm cool with that.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
You know, I actually, Logan has a very attractive ex, and I noticed one of her toes was much longer than their first toe.
Oh, yeah.
Which toes?
I was messaging you.
You know what I mean?
That one?
Yeah.
And that to me, she's beautiful.
She's a beautiful girl.
But that to me.
Wait a minute.
Okay, so I'll ask again: where did you see?
I mean, I'm always going to see.
Like, if it's on Instagram, it's getting zoomed.
Like, this roll.
And it's that.
Look at this.
Yeah.
We're going right to the feet.
Second toe, way longer.
Way long.
And she gets pedicures.
No point if that second toe is longer.
Girls, you would come with me.
No point.
It starts to stare at us.
I'm telling you.
Once you realize this about yourself, you just can't go back.
And then you see girls like that who are absolutely beautiful and I'm sure very talented, but Oscar Pistorius, bro.
Chop it off.
He knows me.
Oscar Moments and Hard Hits00:14:49
Dude, yeah, that's my dad.
That's not the medical condition.
That's the South African runner that didn't have.
I thought you were going to let him slide off.
Yeah.
We know that's hold on.
Hold on.
Say it again.
The South African runner who didn't have feet.
The name?
Oscar Pistorius.
Damn.
I definitely thought you said like a medical.
Are you a doctor?
And we're whipping shit because we like you.
You wouldn't let him have two men.
Two rounds from Mayweather.
You wouldn't let him have two rounds of Mayweather.
Let him invent a fucking foot.
I can't.
I can't even.
Say it one time.
Oscar.
Oscar.
You don't remember the guy who had the spatial music?
Obviously, not true.
I thought it was a medical.
Hold on.
Bring up Oscar Pistorius.
You know the guy.
He had no feet.
He had the dispatch list.
You don't remember this?
Son, this guy doesn't know who Slaggy P is, bro.
This guy.
Hold on a second.
And then he ended up killing his wife.
Oh, unrelated to the foot thing.
Yeah.
It's worth noting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why do you kill his wife?
Oh, that's tough.
She was.
She had bad feet.
No, no.
Say it a real reason, bro.
Say it a real reason.
She had it.
No, she was making jokes about him.
No, I can't.
He did.
What does she say?
You hear he's like, yo, get them chicken tennis off my legs.
She said something like that.
They were watching a movie, and then he had the chicken tennis on it.
Bro, Logan, this is the story.
I heard this on the streets, bro.
You can still leave if you want.
I heard this on the street.
He says I won two rounds against you.
All he wants is two rounds.
All he wants is two rounds.
You started with three.
I was like, fucking pawn stars.
I have to re-watch it now.
Yeah, you do.
Like, I'm going to be, I'm like, yo.
Fine, fuck that.
Nah, Jake's the fucking GOAT for that shit, bro.
You beat Floyd Mayweather immediately after.
Even you didn't believe it.
You were like, no, I knew.
Like, you are so excited to survive.
And he said some wild shit and it took away from you excited.
I looked at it.
He's like, oh man, did you see the video?
Someone dubbed over Jake cheering at the end.
What is it?
Jake, oh my God.
If you haven't seen it, people have seen this video.
Jake was getting so excited.
It was the end of the fight and he's screaming, 30 seconds, you know, 30 seconds for the rest of your life.
Because, you know, you survived Floyd Mayweather.
Big deal.
Feet.
Yes.
And feet.
F-E-A-T.
Holy shit.
It's a feet.
Put that away.
Someone dubbed it over with a squeaky ass voice.
We're so easy to clown, dude.
We're so is it this one?
30 seconds.
Let's fucking go.
30 seconds.
30 seconds in the rest of your fucking nuts.
Logan, got you, looking for it.
Got you, fucking colleague.
That's hilarious.
We get flamed.
We get toasted.
So does Floyd not hit hard?
Uh-uh.
Really?
Was that the biggest surprise?
No.
The biggest surprise was how slow he was.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
In the first round, he threw a couple punches that I saw.
And when I saw them and moved, I went, oh, fuck.
He's not going to knock me out.
No way.
No, and he has like, he, you know, he's been boxing forever.
He's got fucked up fists.
Like, he's, he's not known for hitting hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, he hit Jake when Jake took his hat.
Yeah, he was the one that got Jake.
Yeah.
But it wasn't captured on any camera somehow.
He's nice with it, right?
Not a single.
He wasn't slow that time.
He was the same shot.
Jake was like, someone hit me.
It was a good shot.
I saw when you landed, and I think the fight kind of changed a little bit after that because he was starting to take some chances.
Because he's got to take some chances to get in on you.
You're a bigger guy.
And then you hit him with that overhand right.
And I saw his confidence change.
He's like, I can't just hop in there and exchange with him.
Well, because, dude, I'm like, okay, I'm a much bigger guy.
I was 30 pounds heavier when I fought him than him when I fought him.
So, like, you know, as good as you are, eventually me leaning on him and like continuing to use my length, right?
He went back to his corner one time and he said it's hard to hit him with a jab.
And I remember just being amazed that Floyd Mayweather was saying that I was hard to hit with a jab.
Well, you could hear him in his corner afterwards for the replay.
Yeah, yeah.
It's just, it's crazy, bro.
It never should have happened, but it happens.
No, I think you got that fight because Mayweather confused you two.
I really think Jim beat up Nick.
And he thought you were Jake.
I swear to God.
And Floyd was getting retribution.
Al is admitting something right now that a lot of black people don't admit, which is all white people look the same and are the same.
He's being racist.
It's fine.
But you can talk about his clothing if you want, because that's often what we do on this show.
And you can just make fun of him.
But did that didn't crush your mind at all?
Huh?
Is this question bad?
No, it didn't crush your mind at all.
I really think you can.
Okay, the only reason why I think that's absurd, and maybe you're right, but the logical part of my brain says that is so fucking stupid.
Yeah, but he had no idea what's going on in your world.
He's never heard of either one of you two.
You're right.
So it's like, we the black community only heard about you guys from Jake fucking up Nate Robbins.
I think.
And I think he's like, oh, I'm going to get this win back from.
Okay.
But do you know what's worse?
What's worse?
Okay.
Yeah.
You have a brother?
No.
Siblings?
Older sister.
All right, fuck you, bro.
I got a brother.
I got a brother.
So, like, it's bad to go into battle and lose yourself.
But when your brother goes into battle and loses and you watch it happen, that's almost even worse.
So maybe.
Because you can't do anything about it.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So, like, maybe Floyd, his retribution was beating up the older brother, right?
Or that was his intent.
It's still a get-back.
It's still a fucking get-back, make no mistake.
But don't do that shit where he goes, like, our community, we don't know anything about like he'll do that.
But he does it all the time.
But you do it, but then you also dress like a Powerpuff girl.
So it's like, damn, that's true.
So you know about things.
I'm trying.
No, I'm trying.
No, I like how you try to bail yourself out after.
Coming up with all these things.
If I keep talking to people, we'll forget that I'm home.
Damn, it would suck to be on a comedian's co-host.
You know how tough I have it.
Bro.
Three comedians I got a fucking.
That's tricky.
Yeah, but he's also an asshole and he makes fun of everybody.
He goes really hard.
He's the worst of all of us.
He's a mean person.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, he's a real person.
Now, Logan, is it public knowledge that you're in a relationship or is that private?
Market.
Market.
Cut it.
Okay.
But I don't know these things.
This one happens.
Logan.
I don't know these things.
Okay.
He's ruined like three of my relationships.
Who knows?
Three?
Yeah.
Oh, we can't.
We got to stop.
This one, I think, has real private.
No, no, we'll cut it.
You don't have to cut it.
I don't want to dive in just yet.
Okay, we're not going to die.
Did I ruin your show?
No, no, no.
We'll talk about past relationships.
So I was looking at your resume.
Your resume is very impressive.
Starting five?
I mean, no, no, your starting five is very impressive.
I mean this objectively.
Like who smokes the yogurt thrower the best?
Objectively.
But just out of like a pure talent and skill.
Did you have sugar before this?
I'm like, Brad, I don't know what's going on.
Drink Prime.
Two grands.
Two grams of sugar.
This isn't who drank prime the best.
Like who is this?
Fuck it.
Listen, Mr. Present.
Mr. Present.
He's good.
Who is this objectively?
Who had the God-given talent for, you know, socking that time?
Yeah.
Is there one person?
Is there one person?
Some.
Just objectively.
Objectively.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Who could Mayweather not go eight rounds?
Who is?
Okay.
For real.
Right.
Yeah.
You know, some are, some are, they stand out.
Say what?
Some stand out.
Right.
I'm not sure I can say, though.
You know, I've been, what was the question?
Well, there was one.
There was one.
I'm not going to say this, you beautiful, talented, entrepreneurial young lady's name.
Okay, the problem I have with what's going on, you keep throwing around the word talented.
That's a talent, bro.
That's a talent.
Taking Schneckle to the face, bro?
That's a talent.
I'm not that talented.
That is a talent.
I'm saying some of them are designed by God with a mouth that is better for token yogurt.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
I totally, I feel what you're saying.
Exactly.
I get you.
You have a lot of skills that are God-given, bro.
Like, yeah, you work hard.
Can't suck dick, though.
We don't know that.
As far as I know.
We don't know that.
As far as I know.
Do you know what I mean?
We don't know that.
If you've never done pottery, how do you know if you're going to pop?
You're right.
What I'm trying to say is, there are girls that have been talked about you.
I saw a clip of a girl talking about you busting quick.
It happens.
Right, though?
It happens.
It happens when the throat is crazy.
You know what happens?
What is this?
This is bad.
Go.
When I don't give a fuck.
Bear, bear, bear.
Bam, bam, bear.
Bam, bam, bear.
No, what is that?
Make that DJ noise.
Stop drinking.
Listen, what is that?
I have one.
I have one sip.
It's the prime.
It's the prime.
The prime gotta feel it.
The prime does bring something out.
Let me explain.
Okay, please, please.
Yeah.
When I care about a girl, like I really care, it's important to me that the pleasure is reciprocated and everlasting.
Oh, you go down there?
Everlast.
I'll do whatever.
Do you like eating box a lot?
The right box, yeah.
The right box.
Yeah, it's very important that she can go south quick.
Yeah.
Well, what's the criteria?
I mean, that's tricky.
Just love?
For just love.
What's the criteria for a good box?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you mean?
Love, baby.
It's just love.
No, there's a lot.
There's a lot.
There's a lot of things that can go wrong.
Yeah.
Smells or like, you know, keep going.
Tastes?
Oh, everything.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, what are you acting like?
You don't know this?
I don't know.
I don't know anything, dude.
I'm talking Larry David, bro.
You don't go down?
Say what?
You don't go down.
No, of course I go down.
What are you talking about?
Not on my what?
No, but of course, bro.
I'm out of here going down.
I dress like Hillary Clinton, dude.
You don't think I eat pussy, bro?
Come on, dude.
Come on, Al.
Come on, Al.
Talk a bunch of ladies.
Let's go.
But yeah, of course, of course, I do that shit, you know, when I was in my 20s or whatever.
But now, as an adult, you know.
You got respect for the ladies.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got respect.
Yeah, there's a dude.
You got so much respect.
He won't even go down on him.
No, no, I believe in going down.
I do believe that.
You should.
100%.
You should.
I also believe that there are some girls that just have a fucking gift, man.
At going down, at going down.
At Oral Sex.
At Oral Sex.
1,000.
What makes that?
Fucking percent.
I literally don't know what it is.
Because sometimes they'll be looking like they're doing the same thing that the other girl does, but it doesn't have the same effect.
Can I tell you what I think it is?
Okay.
I think it's an innate enthusiasm.
It's the love for the game, bro.
Please.
And I think if a girl is enthusiastic about making whatever man she's with happy, game changer.
If you like what you're doing, if you like what you're doing.
You'll never work a day in your life.
That's a trip.
That's a famous quote.
Mark Twain said that.
That's it.
That sucks.
We got to do a compilation of when Mark Townsend.
Rogan, Mark said some wild shit, then Rogan gave him a pound.
And you can see Mark going, clip it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When George hugged 6'9, or depth of 6ix9ine, when George hugged Gary Vee, he loves the clips.
He loves the clips.
Yeah, it's a good conversation.
It's an interesting conversation.
I think I agree with you.
Enthusiasm is the key.
But it comes from a desire to please.
Some girls have it.
Some girls are like natural givers.
I love that.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes.
And personally, I'm like, for real grateful when I come across one of those.
It's uncommon.
By come across, do you mean like this?
Yes.
That's what I mean.
Trump, Drake, and Money Talk00:03:42
Presidential.
Fuck, man.
They'll never let me be president.
Yes, they will.
Yeah, Bill Clinton.
Dude, Trump changed everything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A limit.
For real.
Trump could change everything.
He did.
There's no rules for this.
I don't understand why you couldn't.
I mean that sincerely.
No, me either.
When you said it, I didn't think it was that crazy.
It's not.
I think it's actually crazier that Trump became president than you.
But I think you just need years.
Obviously, you need to be 35, like 100%.
And I'm already preparing for when people bring up things about my past, good and bad, wild days, insane days.
You're opening the door right now.
Let me finish this thought before we fucking post me completely.
Which one is the tight on me?
Fucking chill, my boy.
Let's go.
So, Logan, you know, why did you, you were on Flagrant 15 years ago talking about coming on chess.
How is that appropriate for a president?
You know, I had a lot of fun in my younger days.
That's great.
That's the whole trend.
That's great.
That's it.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, it's great.
Don't apologize.
Yeah.
Oh, no, no.
No.
You know, I, you know, I had a lot of fun in my younger days.
Ah.
Yeah, you did.
I liked it.
Yeah, you did.
That's it.
Who was the most fun?
What was that?
Let's go.
Let's do.
We'll do an interview.
You are some of the things that you're doing.
You're going to be president.
Get asked who was the most fun.
Yeah, yeah.
So you're going to be president.
Hey, listen, you said some wild shit back in the day.
Yeah.
Right?
And yeah, how do you feel about that?
Like, you went on flagrant.
You were talking crazy thing about sweet cock sucks and like chopping people's legs off of their second toes longer than their first.
Tune what I mean, like giving blacks money.
Sure, sure.
It's a phenomenal question.
And I, you know, I had a lot of fun in my younger days.
Yeah.
Y'all motherfuckers better be cutting to that.
Please.
Please.
You know, honestly, honestly, like the politics are so muddied with bullshit and everyone's fucking sick of it.
I believe, and I'm optimistic that we're approaching an era of authenticity.
I think that's going to reign supreme.
Man, I'm authentic.
I'm myself.
I don't, I don't give a fuck if you like me or hate me.
It's one of the biggest blessings, I think, in my life.
If you like what I do or hate what I do, it's because I'm 100% myself, which is awesome.
I don't have to like 95% of the celebrities you see.
You have to fake everything.
Well, you don't know who these people are.
They act in a movie.
They sing a song.
We like the character.
We like to like them.
You like their music.
You like their character.
You don't know who the fuck they are.
And I'm telling you, you know, I've been on the other side.
I've met these people in real life.
Some are fucking awesome.
They say don't meet your heroes.
Sometimes you meet your heroes and they're amazing.
Drake, incredible human being.
Love this guy.
I'm not going to name drop the shit ones, but sometimes you meet ones, you're like, yo, this is, it's the facade.
You suck.
You are not an enjoyable human to be around.
Well, that's why it's lasted so long for Drake, I think.
He's the real one.
He's genuine.
He's so, he's, he is so fucking kind.
Every time I see him to me, he has no business being like kind to me and Jake.
He just gives us love.
He's like, respect where, you know, I think that like people who have been in the grind see other people that are in the grind and they give love because they know what it takes to do that.
I agree.
But in our specific line of work, it can be misconstrued because of how we got there.
Right.
What do you mean?
Mid-Roll Ads and YouTube Revenue00:03:57
I just think it's often, well, maybe not so much anymore.
I think the gig is kind of up.
We work really hard and we're really creative and strategic about every move we make.
But at one point, definitely, I think, you know, being a YouTuber, posting your content online, even when kind of you started to do it, wasn't respected nearly as much as being, you know, an actor or a singer or whatever.
But now, you know, the playing field is kind of leveled.
Emma Chamberlain, YouTube star, Internet Sensation, also like massive, like global star.
Now, I could say this about what you're doing with Prime and other people doing this as well.
But I think what will change and what Rogan did, I think is going to be what flips it completely.
It will be flipped.
And because once you're part of businesses, once the influencers of YouTubers are parts of legit billion dollar companies and they're making money that these actors could only dream of as they're getting paid like, I don't know, $10,000, $20,000 to be in a fucking commercial in Japan for whatever watch or whatever.
People start to go, oh shit, they own equity in the businesses that they're influencing.
These people are just playing characters on TV.
The way that the public will see fame is going to completely change.
Completely shift.
100% shift.
And it's so interesting because like, you know, we, everyone in this room is kind of at the forefront of that shift.
And things are changing.
The value of the influencer, the online entrepreneur will slowly become more and more recognizable and real.
Man, I remember I used to have to beg big brands to pay me a couple thousand dollars.
They didn't understand the power of digital.
And now, you know, these brands are so hungry to get their product in front of millennials.
And who has that key?
Well, think about it.
It's more direct.
It's like back in the day, you used to make a TV show to sell advertisements for Pepsi on the TV show.
Yeah, yeah, that would come out, by the way, six months after you shot it.
I could shoot a video right now.
This will be out in three days, this podcast.
And you could put, you could literate with ads and make 50K, not including your AdSense with mid-rolls, which by the fucking way, dude, mid-rolls on podcast shows, YouTube, whatever, when I was daily vlogging, did not exist.
Really?
Did not exist.
Even though you hit them up for it and like.
No, no, no.
So, so mid-rolls, mid-rolls are ads that you can place in the middle of your video.
I think it's like you're talking about the YouTube ads.
Through YouTube.
Yeah, we could do back in my day in the beginning or the end, right?
I probably could have made $50 million on AdSense alone.
YouTube ads.
If mid-rolls had existed when I was daily vlogging seven to 10 million views a day, put six ads in a 15-minute video.
I could have probably made 50 to 100K a day.
That's the problem with being the innovators is that you don't get to take advantage of the advances in technology you push forward.
It's interesting.
When there's no blueprint, there's big benefits if you get it right.
It's great because you get to blow, right?
And there's not a lot of people in the space and you get to connect with all these people.
So it's awesome.
You're not looking back and going, man, I fucked up.
But you are looking back like, man, if that technology was there, I agree.
Breaded.
Would you have kept on daily vlogging if you were getting mid-roll ads?
No, Japan kind of fucked everything.
Not quite.
I remember it.
Everyone does, man.
Everyone fucking does.
That's going to be step one of your foreign policy plan.
All right, when you're president.
Don't go to Japan.
No, no, no, no.
Wait for the farce.
How do you wait?
Give me your cup right there so we can talk about this fully.
Harry Styles and One Direction00:10:56
Yeah, that's fucked up.
Liam Payne came on my podcast a couple weeks ago and he was drinking whiskey and I think he said some things that he probably what did he say?
No, just you know the alcohol definitely loosens you up.
So he went to fight Bieber, he said.
He said he said a lot of stuff.
People were upset.
I'm not super in the 1D world, but people were upset that Liam said that he was the basically the founding father of One Direction, that he was the inception, which he very well could have been.
But again, I don't know.
I don't know the interest.
He was the inception.
He was the, he, quote unquote, first honorary member of One Direction.
Simon built the group around him.
That's what he said.
I think people were upset.
And then to be honest, though, I don't even file fucking.
Can we just be honest on the pod?
I didn't know that Liam Payne was in One Direction.
When I saw him on your, I thought he was in Peaky Blinders.
I did.
I swear to God.
I thought he was a character in Peaky Blinders.
And I was like, oh, that's cool.
He could have been.
The guy's talented.
100%.
Very talented.
Very talented.
But is he a Harry Styles?
In what way?
Talent.
Do you know anyone else from One Direction?
I know, but I know one.
Oh, I know the guy who beats up Gigi Hadid or whatever?
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, beats up like regularly.
No, no, that beats her.
He curses out her mom or something like that.
Yeah, right.
He hit her mother.
He hit her mother.
Can't do that.
You can't hit a girlfriend.
You can't hit your girlfriend's mom.
You can't hit any of her.
This guy goes, it's cultural.
This guy's wild, bro.
You said he beats her up.
What do you have to say?
If it happened once, you don't think it might have happened another time?
So maybe it's cultural.
Listen, who's culture?
I don't know.
It's a British culture.
It's British culture.
Where's that guy from?
He's from England.
But he's ethnic.
Oh, you narrowed that one out, bro.
I'll give you that one.
You said that he was ethnic.
What did you mean by 10 years ago?
I did say that.
You know, I had a lot of fun when I was younger.
Never mind.
I won't vote for you.
I'm just saying he's not Caucasian.
Yeah, that's what you're saying.
That's what ethnic is, dude.
That's what ethnic is.
You know what I'm saying?
My boy.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's go.
But what?
What direction?
No, seriously.
What direction was that guy facing?
Mecca?
What direction?
No.
What is the guy's name?
He's half Pakistani and half English-Irish.
Oh, come on, bro.
If you round up, watermelon sugar, dude.
Come on.
No, that's not watermelon sugar.
No, no, no.
Which one did he do?
Harry Styles is a watermelon sugar.
Yo, Harry Styles, man.
Yeah.
Star.
If he cuts out with the dresses and shit.
You don't like it?
I do like it.
I do like it, bro.
You got some.
Alex dressed like a pomegranate, making fun of me for how I'm dressed.
This is unbelievable right now.
What are you wearing?
Dude, how dare you get out of here?
Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, he's a star.
The kid's a star.
No, no.
Harry Styles is a star.
Handsome kid.
So that's, in my opinion, that's part of being a star.
So, like, oh, what makes a star?
Everything, dude.
I swear to God.
Starting with the name.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Go on that.
This is, this could sound so fucked up.
Just go.
This is good.
This could sound real bomb.
Bro, when I was just, dude.
We don't give a fuck.
Dude, when I was in high school, I always felt like my name had something to it.
Yep.
I felt like it had like a ring.
And then what had happened happened and made this brand and it worked.
And every I'm not saying I'm a star by any means, but I'm saying when it comes to making a glow, no, when it comes, not like Harry Styles.
When it comes to making like a global entity, from the name to the look, to the talent, it all makes like every single star, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pine, Chris.
If it is Chris, you're good.
It just, it makes Jesus Chris.
There's like there's a Pratt.
Jesus, Chris, Chris, Pratt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a Megan Fox.
There's a ring.
Jamie Fox.
There's a written.
Right?
What are other Fox?
Michael J. Michael Johnson.
There's a ring.
There's a look.
There's a feel.
And Harry Styles has it.
He has the trifecta.
Okay.
He's got the talent.
He's got the look and he's got the name.
Big brand.
Tom Cruise.
Everything.
Everything.
When you have it all, that's when you're a real fucking star, dude.
When people can say your name.
Zach Alafenakias.
Might not have it, bro.
Get back between the ferns, Fatty.
Right?
Right?
Come on.
A hangover of six?
No.
I think a lot of it's just, I think it's genetic.
I think it's the world you were born into.
I think there's a lot of luck that comes like, bro, his name's Harry Styles.
That has a fucking ring, but that's not his real name.
What?
Don't do this.
Is that it?
I mean, there's no way.
Herriton.
I don't think Styles.
Wait, you're serious?
Harrison Styles?
You think that's his real name?
Yo, Logan is a wild boy.
Yo, Logan is a wild boy.
Maybe he's not a star.
Harry Edward Styles.
Oh, that's his actual name?
Star.
Harry.
Popular British.
Alex Star.
Yeah, exactly.
Alex Medium.
There you go.
Interesting.
So you think the three qualities are named?
Now, what about work ethic?
For example, like you put out a video every single day and you edited that video.
That's an immense amount of time and commitment to success.
That's that part of it.
That's my work ethic makes up for my lack of talent.
That's a nice humble thing to say.
I mean it.
I'm not an incredible singer.
I'm not an incredible actor.
I just work really fucking hard and I'm smart.
Should we bring up some of your music, some of your old music?
Hold on a second.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I got a platinum record.
Yo, my boy.
I love the cop.
I love the cop.
I make shit.
Music, but I have a platinum record.
I'm almost saying he's trash, but it's hot trash.
You didn't like that song?
How many help you?
It's a 6'9 line.
He goes, it's trash, but it's hot trash.
Yeah.
Talking about his music.
All right, bro.
You know what?
LA is so music trash.
I didn't say he went no rounds.
He said he went no.
I thought he won at least six out of eight.
I thought he won six out of eight.
Negative one rap.
No, I thought he won six out of eight rounds.
I thought he won six out of eight rounds.
That's what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying?
Black Lives Matter.
I thought he won six out of eight rounds.
Come on.
Black Lives Matter, bro.
Come on.
Stop it.
Come on, man.
You know what hurts me when you laugh about it?
It's so guttural.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, his laughing.
You real hard laughing at me.
It hits you crazy.
This guy is so nuts, dude.
He's so nuts.
That is the right man.
That's painful.
I'm telling you.
Bro, you have to understand.
The bar for him to get there is not that high.
Like, if an Indian person speaks with an accent, he does that exact same laugh.
It doesn't matter what it is.
Oh, what?
Yeah, we can get away with a few stuff.
Here we are.
Can we play your song, though?
I sing the chorus.
I had a little bit of a cheat code.
I had a very good boy band called Why Don't We that sang the verses.
And I signed them.
It's a business move.
Everything I do is a business move.
That's my talent.
That's my talent.
I'm just smart, dude.
Yeah.
Like, eventually, I think, like, I play it off that I'm stupid and it works.
That's like gig.
Same with Jake.
Yeah.
Jake is a fucking genius.
I know.
Bro.
Yeah.
And it works.
You know, people, they underestimate you.
You overdeliver.
It's just fucking.
Dude, I never mind.
Go, go, go, go.
Don't do nevermind.
I'll ask which one of your exes had the biggest clit.
If you don't, if you don't, never mind.
I never found it.
I actually don't believe it's very dangerous.
Okay.
Okay.
Go.
What were you about to say?
You.
You?
Yeah, no, I got my IQ tested, like legit tested.
Oh, are you Mensa?
Did I get that wrong?
He's wondering what guy's name that is.
Oh, oh, oh.
The smart people.
You hit the number where you're like one of the smart people.
What is the Mensa?
Is it the Mensa 140?
Let me double check.
I think it's fucking 140.
130 or higher.
Yeah, yeah, Mensa.
Let's go, boy.
So, so I know it's, it's not, it's not arbitrary, but it's also not meaningless.
You can gauge a person's intellect by their intellectual quotient, their IQ.
And I always knew I was smart.
My mom's dad is very smart.
My dad's dad is a fucking genius.
Actually, both my grandparents are very intelligent.
I don't know if it hits the generation.
I think it skipped my mom and dad.
No, I'm just kidding.
They're both very smart.
My dad's a genius in his own group, but like their dads were fucking geniuses.
My dad's dad, my grandpa, is so smart.
He's too smart for his own good.
He can read a book upside down and backwards.
I don't know why he'd ever want to do it, but he can.
He builds model airplanes.
He's like patented 100 different things for like for airplanes.
He lives in a store, in a bus, in a storage unit because he can't function in society because of how smart he is.
Oh, he's on the spectrum.
He's autistic, maybe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Al has a little bit of that, but he didn't get any of the smarts.
Yeah, just only fashion science.
Marriage Qualms and Wild Boys00:15:26
That's what you are.
You're autistic when it comes to fashion.
Exactly.
That's how you know how to do these things.
Come on, I'm in this.
I'm playing somebody.
I'm not.
I'm not saying anything bad, dude.
I'm not even playing it safe.
I'm just saying genuinely, you have a skill for fashion.
You look fucking incredible.
You look good, bro.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, you look great.
I appreciate you.
Tell me I win three rounds.
You look no, but dude, that's why I'm letting Jake be the boxer.
Because every time I step in the ring, I fear that, again, I'll reiterate.
I believe my only real like thing is my brain.
And it gets fucked up, dude.
That's an issue.
Have you felt it a little bit?
For sure.
I mean that's where to go.
Did you just say that's why you're letting Jake get in the ring so you don't give a fuck about it?
Not a single fuck.
Fuck his brain.
Let it turn into mushroom.
I don't care.
That's so crazy.
People think we're the same anyways.
Who cares?
Jake's gonna cause.
He's like, drink prime.
Drink prime, bro.
Fuck.
No, dude.
Like, I don't know.
Boxing's dangerous.
And I told my friends, I said, boys, I think I've gotten dumber since I started boxing.
Wow.
More dumb.
Excuse me.
And it's the sparring, dude.
Dude, that's.
Have you got your bell rung like a few times?
Yeah.
Knocked out?
No.
Oh, really?
Knocked down?
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, it's like, that's the thing.
It's there was, who was telling the story?
Oh, Rogan was telling this story about there's these brothers, Jerry, Jerry something.
Tommy Jerry.
No, not brothers.
Not brothers.
That's sparring, bro.
That's sparring, bro.
There are these brothers.
And one dude fought Ali and he got a bunch of like CT or whatever like that.
But his brother also got the same amount of CT, but he was never as successful as his brother.
And they used to spar.
The brothers?
Yeah.
And that's what...
And that CT shit is real.
And there isn't really a way to come back from it.
Because there's not a way to come back from it.
It comes much later in your life.
You don't even know.
Will creep up on you, right?
Like, man, I could be 50 one day and do some crazy, inexplicable shit that can only be traced back to what I did in my younger days for the quick bag, which it's the quickest bag.
It's so, bro, fighting's a cheat code.
There's a fight on the playground when you're a kid.
Where does the attention go?
Everybody.
It's a cheat code.
If you're willing to get in the ring, you have a little bit of talent and a little bit of grit.
Yeah.
Fight.
It's like fight is the most extreme version.
There's like a lesser version which is stand-up, but still most people are terrified to go on stage.
It's like the things that people are more terrified to do, like big wave surfing.
Nobody wants to do it.
But if anybody's doing it, you watch the clip.
You watch the Presidio.
100%.
Because you're looking for.
Do you watch NASCAR?
Of course you don't.
I watch F1, dude.
Do you see how far my pants go down?
You do a lot of times.
I can see your animals watching you.
No, it's just, you know, we watch for the crash.
We watch for the knockout.
We watch, we, we, like, humans want to see chaos.
They want to see destruction.
We want to see fucked up shit.
It's like a weird, like, innate thing.
And it's why it's, I honestly, why I think like negativity so prominently.
Of course.
We love to see shit fall apart.
I do too.
I don't, it's entertaining.
Yeah.
It sucks.
What?
No.
Well, you do that.
Just the negativity thing.
It makes sense.
And that being a function of watching a fight, you're not watching the fight to see someone win.
You're watching the fight for the guy to get knocked out.
Yeah, bro.
You don't give a fuck about people winning.
Sure, you want your guy to win.
Once you become a fan of the sport, you like the nice things about the sport.
But if you're just a casual, sure, the lane.
Exactly.
And that's why UFC, I think, wins is because it's so digestible for the lane.
I don't even know the guys' names.
And I care.
It doesn't matter.
You know, it doesn't matter, dude.
I love to see it spinning back.
They'll have one knockout in their whole career.
And then I'm satisfied.
Would you ever do it?
I think I'm going to.
Really?
I think I'm going to.
Would you do that?
Like, if, let's say, anything happened with your boy that you, that you so brilliantly Dylan?
No, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't do MMA with them.
That would be boxing.
I just wouldn't.
Yeah, I'd box Dylan for sure.
But no, he hasn't fought in three years.
But he's very good at jiu-jitsu.
You got to pick and choose your battles.
If you have no jiu-jitsu experience going up against a guy who's one of the best in the world in mixed martial arts, I don't like those odds.
So there's I'll say it.
I don't give a fuck.
This is my game.
No, there's a fight that just happened with a guy named Rod Tang, right?
And he's a master Muay Thai guy against Mighty Mouse.
You know Mighty Mouse, he used to fight in the UFC.
He's like a one, maybe one guy.
I know I do.
I know I do.
Anyway, it's one championship.
They had a fight that was mixed rules.
One round, Muay Thai.
Whoa.
One round, MMA.
Whoa.
First round is Muay Thai.
The other guy is a Muay Thai expert.
It's fucking up Mighty Mouse.
Second round, Mighty Mouse gets a choke.
See?
It's a different ballgame.
That being said, that other guy doesn't have your wrestling experience.
I agree.
I agree.
But wrestlers, I've done some jiu-jitsu.
I've done semi-experience.
Wrestlers often get caught with chokeholds, armbars.
Yeah, yeah.
You go, you shoot, and they hit you with a dark stroke.
Out of fucking nowhere.
I've gone with some of the best jiu-jitsu guys in the world as a wrestler, and I just get caught.
My head's too low.
I'm in the wrong position.
Man, a good grappler, they're nasty, man.
You're not like, that's the guy you don't want to meet in the street, right?
Because you're not, you're not.
It's going to go to the ground.
Not only that, you're going to be unconscious.
Yeah.
You know, like, I don't want to do that.
No.
Yeah.
But I'll do UFC one day, I think.
Really?
Yeah.
100%.
Not 100%.
I want to.
100%.
100%.
I want to.
It's, I say this with privilege.
I could do a lot of things.
Yeah.
So I just got to pick which makes the most sense.
You know what makes a lot of fucking sense, dude?
WWE.
That's the thing.
Like, I'm like, why don't you just stick with that?
People with it.
I would.
You happen to be...
That was the funniest thing.
I saw on my feed, people starting to go, I think you had that fight where you're in the fucking Pikachu outfit or whatever.
It was the, you were in like black and yellow shit.
You know what I mean?
And I saw my feed, people starting to like, starting to go, all right, he's actually pretty good at this.
So when you got, you got wild love for that.
When I get that reaction, when people, when people are like reluctant, humbled by their own thoughts, yeah, reluctant to give props.
I'm like, okay, there might be something here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I have to say, like, I did WWE and all, all of my friends were like, yo, do this.
That makes the most sense.
That came the most natural to me.
And it makes sense, dude.
Like, the showmanship, the authentics, the athleticism.
Like, I've been doing flips and shit my whole life.
And dude, I was nothing, man.
I trained for two days for that.
I trained for two days.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why would you not continue?
I don't know, dude.
You guys like Jake?
Yeah.
You like him?
Yeah, we like Jake.
Have you met him?
Yeah.
When you guys came to the house, we met him.
Oh, yeah, He was super nice.
Well, you don't like three waters.
I love Jake.
I love Jake so much.
Jake's the shit.
How's your marriage going?
My marriage is great, bro.
Is it?
We're about to go on our honeymoon next week.
That's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For a long time, you sent me the dates.
It's long.
Yeah, yeah.
We're going to go away for like 12 days.
Where are you going?
Yeah, we're going to Italy.
Dude, when you were getting married, you do not strike me as like a marriage guy.
Talk to me.
I just like, man, when you were getting married, I was like, hey, dude, fucking best of luck.
One girl you fucking pussy, dude.
Schultz, like, jokester, sent back that sweetest response.
He's like, man, when you find the right girl, it doesn't seem so bad.
Yeah.
Okay, pussy.
No, no, but it comes from a place of envy.
I met your wife.
She's a sweetheart.
You guys met her Raya?
No, no.
We met on Instagram.
Instagram.
Do you DM?
Yeah.
No, she DM'd me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What did she say?
I don't know exactly what she said, to be honest with you, but I know that she like reached out and then she like...
What does that mean?
Reached out.
She just DM'd me and then she was like said something about like a show or something like that.
And I was like, oh, I'm going to be at this.
I'm going to be at the comedy seller or something like that.
I don't know if she liked my stand-up, but I think she like saw me on Raya.
That's what the story is.
She like saw me on Raya.
And then she reached out.
And then she was like, yo, she's like, you have a show or something?
I was like, yeah, I'm going to be at the comedy seller or whatever.
I'll tell you what was happening is like at that time in my life, I was dating a lot of like different people.
I was just having fun.
I was like out of relationship.
I was just being a wild fucking boy.
Player type shit?
I was always honest with chicks.
Especially like the older the girl was, the more honest.
So like if a girl's in her 30s, like don't waste their time.
100%.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just rude because like, and they appreciate the honesty and they don't take like a girl who's like younger, she's like in her like mid-20s.
She's almost like angered by the honesty.
A girl who's like in her 30s and you're like, hey, I don't, I don't see this really going anywhere.
But if you want to just like hang out, have fun.
100%.
They'll literally go, hey, thank you for not being a dick.
Yeah.
Yeah, like, let's hang out.
And if we have time, if we're seeing other people, it is what it is.
And I was always like concerned about doing that because I don't want to make a girl feel whatever, reject it.
It doesn't matter.
But like, yeah, she like reached out.
And it was, it was, and we like went on a date.
And it was the first time in a long time where I was like sitting down with somebody and I really wanted to share with them.
I think before that, I was, I was going on dates with people and I was kind of like being what they wanted me to be that night.
Were you being Andrew Schultz?
And I committed before that and I was like, I'm not going to be happy if I be what this person wants me to be.
I will be happy if I be who I am.
And that person accepts me.
What was it about her that you felt like you could open up?
She's just special, man.
I think she was like curious, like seemed like to value what I had to say.
And like, obviously I had some.
How interesting is that?
A good listener.
She was a good listener.
And also like the challenge.
And but like challenge like not in like a fuck you way, but like I heard what you had to say, but this is what I kind of feel.
And yeah, she was just, I don't know.
I got it.
I know it sounds so fucking corny to say, but like I got a feeling sitting down with her.
Like, I want to do this more.
I want to sit down across from you and talk to you and eat dinner and do these things more.
And that was a different feeling for me.
For sure.
Besides before where you're just like, how do I get validated?
No, 100%.
100%.
What?
You don't think you'll get married?
I'll get married.
Yeah.
I'll get married.
Just when the time's right.
Yeah, it's on the agenda.
Marriage is weird.
Like marriage is definitely a social construct, but like it's enough of a there's enough merit behind it for me to want to try at least once.
Yeah, it's like a it's like a not a goal for everyone, but like it seems seems nice to like I like building like in general.
And the idea of like building something meaningful with another human feels significant to me, feels important.
Uh just tough man, like even just hearing you describe your wife, like, yeah, she is special.
Yeah.
So like, how do you find this, but how do you find you don't find it just happens.
Right.
It just happens.
You know, I think it happens through being honest with yourself.
I wasn't being honest with myself when I was dating.
And then when I started being honest with myself, I realized that I had a lot less in common with most people.
And then I found someone who was good for me.
Yeah.
Interesting, dude.
I'm envious.
You're still a pussy.
Fucking pussy, bro.
We're getting married, you fucking pussy.
But no, it's good.
You're not going to get married, bro?
I'll get married for sure.
There you go.
You're going to have kids soon?
I don't know.
I mean, like, I don't want my wife to be pregnant before we go on our honeymoon, but like, yeah, I want to have a family, bro.
You know what I mean?
I want to have a family.
That's a blessing.
I'm actually weirded out by people who don't want kids.
Like, I think something's missing.
Dude, I have these.
Or you had a horrible childhood and you're like, I don't want anybody to go through that.
And I empathize with you.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
In some scenarios, I get it.
I have one friend named Spencer.
He was actually a co-host on Impulsive for a while.
Yeah, I made fun of him.
Yes, you did.
For being a vegan, right?
For being a vegan.
I asked him, what's your favorite animal?
He's like, I think sharks.
Yeah, dude, that's right.
No, he's like some weird favorite.
What the fuck is a favorite animal?
No, but you have a dog.
Do you like somebody?
He said it was like, he said with like no confidence.
He's like, oh, sharks?
It's like what a four-year-old says.
You bit.
You bit on it.
But he is a great human.
And his partner is a great human.
Does he call her a partner?
Girlfriend.
Because I don't do that.
No, no, no.
You call her wife.
Do the thing.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Like, relationships in this circumstance.
Yeah, girlfriend, partner.
They feel like partners.
Be an adult.
They're a unit.
Get married.
Be a unit.
They don't want to have kids, dude.
And they're like great humans, but they're great humans.
So I actually have qualms with this.
No, because some is off.
No, because you know who's reproducing?
I like sharks.
I like sharks.
I like a murderous aquatic animal.
Okay, besides something's wrong with this.
Something's wrong with all of us.
That's a good point.
We're all got all fucked up.
But I have an issue with gifted, empathetic, compassionate, intellectual people not reproducing.
Because we need more of them.
You know who's fucking reproducing?
Morons.
Numbers that would surprise you.
Why are you looking at me, fam?
Because you're dressed like a moron.
If you knew anything about Al, he's doing everything in his power to not reproduce.
Don't try to be inclusive.
No, just like, dude, like, we need, we need, we need some game changers out there.
Spencer.
But that's the thing.
Spencer is over-intellectualizing the human existence.
Yeah.
And he's going, oh, there's so many people.
He's probably saying things like this.
There's so many human beings.
I don't want to add to that.
He did say something.
Of course, they all say the same fucking rhetoric.
And it's like someone told him there's not enough space for like three more people.
There is enough space.
And when there isn't, we'll solve that problem too.
It's what we do.
By being what?
Elon.
Uh-uh.
Elon, Gala, let's go.
Space in Puerto Rico.
No, you fucking shrink humans.
That's how we solve this overpopulation shit.
Yo, you might be president.
Talk to us.
You shrink humans.
If every person was 10 centimeters, imagine the amount of waste they would produce.
Not a lot.
Trash bag.
That's a good point.
Trash bag's worth for an annual waste consumption.
You got my vote.
If we can only figure out how to make people this big, how many people?
Fuck you.
This big.
Aliens, Clones, and Teleportation00:14:55
I figured out teleportation too.
Wait, what?
That would help.
Swear to God.
Wait, first of all, who are we going to shrink first?
We'll start with the blacks, maybe the As.
But no, what about teleportation?
How do you cut up?
Scott.
Scott.
I figured out a lot of shit.
Okay, give me teleportation.
Man, my mind is racing right now.
I could talk about a bunch of abstract thoughts.
No, this is what we like here.
Yeah.
Did we get on the weed or what?
Yo, you give me the weed.
I'll be fucking flying teleportation.
No, but you figured out teleportation.
I want to hear this.
I really think I have.
This has dust on it, too.
No, no, not that type of dust.
Like, how long is this been sitting?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Schultz, wait, Schultz.
I'm not hitting it.
No, no, you are.
I'm not.
Again, no, because no, wait, hold on.
Let me explain this teleportation.
Go, go, go, go.
Because also, dog, I'm not smoking this if you don't smoke it.
All right, let's fucking go.
Just once.
We can't win this every time.
We turn out every time.
We got enough.
I've never smoked online.
They've never seen you.
Really?
They've seen me hi.
They've never seen me smoking.
This is your Elon moment.
Things worked out for him afterwards.
I love you, Schultz.
I'll do it here.
Fuck it.
But okay, teleportation.
All right.
All right.
I'm locked in here.
That was it.
Oh, yeah.
That was it.
All right.
This one.
There's, hold on.
There's going to be a point, I believe, where human beings will be able to, this is absurd, but it will happen.
Upload their consciousness onto X.
I don't know what it is, blockchain, internet, whatever the fuck you want to call it, whatever thing that doesn't exist yet.
The consciousness will have the ability to learn, grow, and adapt based on past learnings, growings, and adaptations because of AI, artificial intelligence.
Machines learning how to learn.
Cloning, also illegal now, but cloning.
For humans.
For humans, yeah.
You could clone a fucking dog in Korea.
You know that?
I bet they love that.
I bet that.
I don't know.
Fucking KFC needs something about that.
I knew Jack Harlow says what's pupping again.
So look, cloning is a very real technology that already exists.
It exists.
We just choose to not clone humans because it's fucked up.
But people have done it with their dogs.
Ellen cloned her dog.
What?
Yeah, you know this.
She cloned her dog.
Her dog passed, and then she cloned it.
They cloned a sheep in Scotland.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so that technology exists.
Also, the uploading of your consciousness will exist.
Fact.
Will exist.
They've started this.
You know that?
Not consciousness, but they've like created, they use like someone's social media, a guy whose wife passed.
They use her social media to create like a version of who she would be online.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that it right here?
It was Barbara Streiser.
Clone the dog now.
Ellen.
No, look at Ellen's dog, too.
Maybe because they're clones.
They both could have.
Okay, okay.
So eventually, this will be tricky.
I need to iron this out before I pitch it in my presidential campaign.
Eventually, when he would find a morally sound way to clone their flesh puppet, this will only be available to like upper class people who have the means to do it.
To clone yourself, you upload your consciousness somewhere, re-download it, you grow up, and then you download the consciousness back to you.
You don't have to grow.
Your body would be in parts of the world that you visit frequently, right?
So I could get to France right now with my clone.
Stop.
And you, you, oh, fuck.
It's Dropbox.
It's Dropbox.
It's Dropbox for your flesh phone.
You got 10 boxes.
Bingo.
I live in Miami as well when I want, and I'm in this hyperbaric chamber.
And when I want to be there, I'm fucking there.
Bingo, you station your body and you're conscious.
You can clone it, but also modify it if you want to.
Bingo.
In Miami, you could have like a Cuban Schultz.
What are we talking about?
Or COVID.
COVID outbreak.
Okay, this is interesting.
You have a Japanese Schultz.
I wanted to have it.
Hold on a second.
No, you can't.
Why not?
Why not?
You can edit it.
Gene editing.
What do you speak Japanese or be Japanese?
Well, I have to.
I'm talking about clone.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
You would look Japanese.
I'm talking about Schultz.
I'm talking about Schultz.
Yeah.
So he's Schultz, but he's cloned.
And then you gene splice up.
No, because when you up, when you, it would have to work like this.
When you upload your consciousness and it beams to your next body, the one that it came from needs to be the exact same.
No, no, no.
It needs to turn off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't have two operating at the same time.
You can't fuck everything up.
That's when it could get.
And you know what?
We won't be able to do it.
Wait, but you could download someone into someone else's little flesh.
Sleeve, right?
Essentially, call them sleeves.
So like you go to Europe to be Danny Logan Paul.
I could re-download into your body.
And then murder somebody in his fucking body.
Bingo.
We just made the best horror movie ever.
It's actually.
Why would you murder?
I wouldn't murder.
No, but it'll happen.
This is where things get tricky and why this probably will never happen.
But I figured it out.
Like, we don't need to worry about it.
The question is, how do we upload our consciousness to some sort of server?
What are we talking about?
President, bro.
How do we upload our consciousness to a server?
Can I tell you something?
Yes.
I watched a clip from Rogan the other day.
Oh, boy.
We're about to figure it out right now.
Talk about it.
It's going to be.
I took a couple hits.
And it's over.
That's covered in dust.
It's over.
And it's covered in dust?
And I just want to let you know it off.
I'm depressed for two days after I smoke weed.
And my, so for my honeymoon, I'll be in Venice just moping around crying on a gondola for you.
Sounds so bad.
For you.
Woe is you, dude.
My life is so hard, bro.
I'm in the middle of the gondola.
I'm eating fucking shrimp skin beans.
It's sad.
Here we go.
No, I was watching.
Here's the other abstract thought.
And now it's abstract.
Bro, you got to hit this.
Oh, yeah.
No, we're all hit.
Yeah, we are.
Okay, good.
No, okay.
The UFO, the UAP phenomenon that is happening right now is actually fucking absurd.
And we're not talking about it enough.
Fuck me.
No, it's good, dude.
You're going to be so fucked up.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
He's going to be cooked.
Oh, that's fantastic.
Dude, you got to take the reins when you get hot.
Oh, God.
You can't be wearing all white spindles.
Hold on.
You said UFO and then you said UAP.
Unidentified.
UAP.
Unidentified aerial phenomena.
Okay.
That's what they're kind of calling them now.
I have a theory on this.
Please tell me because I'm so fascinated.
Okay, subject.
Very simple.
Obviously, there are UFOs here.
People go, why aren't they coming down here and then destroying us?
When we send our astronauts into space, we don't send them with weapons.
There's no nukes.
There's no guns.
There's nothing.
They're just looking to see what's out there.
No, but we're still exploring.
That's the issue.
They're still exploring.
Exploring what?
If you have that kind of civilization?
Do you think they're interested in our bullshit, man?
We travel with a wheel.
Okay.
Oh, this is this is a conspiracy corner.
Let's go.
Okay, let's talk about it.
Okay.
Okay.
They travel with a wheel, yes.
We travel with a wheel.
But still.
Aliens look at us like ants.
But we're also sort of sort of.
People have ant farms.
People are fascinated.
The other day, I looked at.
Let's rewind one second.
I'm for this conversation, a little bit more based in like what we know.
Okay, go.
Because you're assuming that the UAPs are extraterrestrial.
I'm giving that credence, but I also kind of think it's us trying to flex other countries.
Like, yo, we got some shit.
Behave.
But you know, got some shit.
Do you know what kind of shit you're talking about, dude?
No.
These things have technology that defies physics.
The laws by which that govern our entire fucking existence.
Some of these UAPs straight up defy everything we thought we knew.
And so I was watching Rogan in this clip and this physicist.
Bob Lazar.
No, it wasn't.
He's he's he's the uh Area 51 UFO.
Do you know him?
I had dinner with him.
You had fucking dinner with Bob Ladon.
First time I hung out with Rogan.
Yeah.
He took me to dinner with Bob Lazar.
What's he like?
Believable.
No fucking way.
I believe he believes.
I'm not saying that he's right.
I've met people who believe they believe and it's just not reality.
Yeah.
And there's people who believe that the earth is flat.
There's people.
And they went to the convention.
They believe the earth is flat.
Really?
Wild or what?
Hold up.
Y'all don't know about this?
I know.
I didn't know you were.
No, this.
Yo, why would you?
YouTube buried it because it's a conspiracy theory.
Go.
This is one of my biggest accomplishments.
Yo, I made a flat earth mockumentary.
When I found out there's a group of people, there could be one in this room for all I goddamn.
To your right.
You have no idea.
The white dog.
No, no, no.
That's why he's going to play cool.
We know what you think.
Dog, when I find out there's a group of people who genuinely believe the earth is flat, I said, I must infiltrate.
I found out they had a convention.
I went to it under the guise that I, Logan Paul, believe the Earth is flat and I am interested in becoming a flat earther.
They thought it was good for their movement.
I went.
I ended up speaking on stage, came out as a flat earther.
Coming out of the flat earth closet, dropped the mic.
They all cheered.
It was a mockumentary.
We filmed the hippies.
Yeah, there are people who generally think the earth is flat and they all really believe that the earth is flat.
And hearing their logic sometimes, like I just don't, I can't, I can't follow.
I can't.
Here's the thing.
They don't have any real proof for that.
What I will say about that.
But they have theories.
And technically all we have are theories.
So I mean, it can be backed up by others.
Nobody.
Yeah, there's a small difference.
All I'm saying is with the Bob dude is that he worked on something.
And I believed that he worked on something that we couldn't describe or how it works through like our understanding of life.
So there was that part that I had to get through.
It wasn't like whether he saw aliens or not.
It was like, did he work on some shit that he doesn't know how to describe based on our understanding of physics?
No.
He convinced me he did.
That's all.
Still at dinner he was talking about it.
No, because we went because Rogan was going to meet with him the next day.
So he was before the pod.
So yeah, so he's like, do you want to come to dinner with me to this guy, with this guy?
To kind of vibe out before they went out of the program?
He said on the pod that he did it because he thought that I was like a good trust.
So like if people were bullshit, like he could like trust me, like a good judge of whatever.
But I thought it was just like, we just did a pod.
He's like, you want to come to dinner?
He didn't convince me aliens are real, but he can he believed whatever his life is.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, like, yeah, like, yeah, he was like, he didn't even want to argue.
No, I know, which makes it, it's, it, it's so hard, and it's tough to poke holes in his stories because they say the same.
You believe in aliens, huh?
For sure.
What do you mean?
Dude, I think anyone who doesn't believe in aliens is fucking stupid.
Why?
Do you know how big the universe is?
The answer is no.
None of us do.
None of us can comprehend how actually fucking big the universe is.
Infinite.
Just about damn near, brother.
Damn near infinite.
And so, so fucking high.
Every time, bro.
Every time.
Bro, it just hit me when I went like this.
Go on that.
Like, I analyzed myself.
Like, after I did, I was like, that's weird to do that with your finger.
Like, yeah, dude, that pain, Michelangelo.
Queer.
He was queer.
Michelangelo was queer.
This guy's a president stop.
That is true.
No, didn't he have fun?
By the way, I had a lot of fun when I was younger.
Way more Trony at this time.
Bro, I am too aware of everything that's happening.
Yeah, that's what we've done.
That's what we've done.
Oh, my God.
I was pushing my knee down.
I was like, oh, you're almost in an Indian squad.
Okay, yo, back to aliens.
No, no, no, no.
This interesting.
You're an open thinker.
I'm squandered, Mike.
And I came to say hello.
That was horrible.
Giving him weeds.
I'm higher than I was on Rogan, dude.
Something on that dust.
Dust is great.
Boy, I lose that.
I'm gonna fucking lose it.
Back to aliens.
He's already talking about the aliens, man.
Stop running out with them.
Yeah, yeah.
Just go.
Yes, bro.
Yo, just go on that.
Affirmative paradox, bro.
Universe is infinite.
Yo, what?
And expanding.
And it's infinite and expanding.
These two smoke.
That's why they can.
So there's a likelihood statistically.
Statistically, it's almost fucking impossible.
Holy shit, dude.
I forgot you had a yellow one.
This is not yellow or whatever.
That's great.
You called your shirt white earlier, dude.
No.
Is that white?
It's like light pink.
No, no, damn.
I thought I was colorless.
I don't see color.
That's a thing, bro.
I'm that woke.
Yeah.
Despite you being infinite, what?
What?
What is going on?
Dude, where'd you do that?
Where did you go?
No, I just, I was wondering what happened here.
What happened was that you made me smoke a dust lawn, right?
And then you got a little bit high.
And then I started thinking about every single thing as it happens.
Yeah, I know.
I know the feeling.
You're describing like the first time being high.
No, the first time I was high, this did not happen.
But now, it's like I'm aware of every single thing that's happening.
Yeah, yeah, because you're a hyper-thinker and an over-analyzer.
So why would I do this?
It's probably why you're a good comedian, dude.
But why would I do this drug?
Don't.
It's a bad decision.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Some people can't handle it.
Yep.
Yeah, you can't handle it.
We warned you, too.
What do you mean?
And he, you know what?
You know what the fucked up art is?
High on Dust and Culprit Underwear00:04:22
He told me.
I told you.
I told you.
Because I thought it would be funny.
And now I'm like, damn, bro.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
It's the most funny.
No, because now I'm worried.
About what?
All of it.
Why would you worry?
I'm worried.
Can you elaborate on that?
I just want to make a good program.
Yeah.
Yes, you know, he was having fun.
That's already happening, bro.
He was young having fun.
But no, that's already happening.
Right now, we're giving unique, authentic experiences.
What I was telling you before, you guys made fun of me, is the green one.
I didn't know you had it.
Right?
The whole time.
No, I knew you.
Yeah, I didn't know you had it.
And they brought the reds.
Exactly.
And then you were drinking out of the red.
And all of a sudden, after I got high, it switched color.
Okay.
Yeah, that was a lot.
That was a lot to handle.
Wow.
That was.
I actually feel you.
That was a lot to handle.
If I was drinking this and then you got high and it was a different color, and knowing you only bought red for this program, I could see how that could trip you out.
Yeah, it did trip me out to an extreme place.
He brought the green.
It's the best mixer.
Oh, this is the best mixer?
I can't say anything like that.
Why not?
Come on, dove shit.
Drinkers pose me.
I can't say it.
Oh, because it's the best fucking mixer.
Can I say it?
Actually, let me try it out because it's the best mixer.
What would you mix it with?
Me?
Yeah.
What?
Hey, what'd you say?
You guys.
Yo, dude.
Wait, what'd you say, bro?
No, I didn't mix it with.
Oh, oh, God.
Oh, no, he's talking about rum.
Rum, dude.
Yo, mix it with rum.
He's been in Puerto Rico.
This is so total synergy.
I thought that you were indeed talking about sperm.
No.
I thought that you were saying a word that's slang for sperm, which is fine.
If you mix prime with sperm, I'm sure that that would be fine.
I'm sure some of his girls.
Oh, yo, this guy's crazy.
You've never like hydrated them?
Yo, when one of your girls grabbed the prime off the fucking counter with her middle toe like that?
No, talk to him.
When she hit it with the raptor claw from fucking Jurassic Park, yo, when she Jurassic Park off the counter, remember?
Yo, do you remember when she hit it together?
Do you remember when she?
I'm watching that dinosaur surround TV.
They tapped, they tapped that toe.
It's a predatory hunting.
They do, but do you remember when she put the cotton on you with both her feet with that middle toe and she just fucking rolled that shit down like that?
There's a bathroom.
Go through the door.
Go through the doors.
And then you're taking a drink.
He's like, I real mad.
Very mad.
He's coming back.
Doors to the left, Rick Ross.
Remember, 85 sounds.
I'm a pee.
How is it only just me and you?
You got to get a grip.
Okay.
Wait, it's like the scene in the movie.
Wait, one movie.
Wait, one movie.
You don't know movies.
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Pranks, Lambos, and Gambling00:08:44
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And now let's get back to the show.
Bump it.
No, he snapped.
That's my bro.
He snapped.
No, I know it's your brother, bro.
He thought it was you, I'll be honest.
He did think it was singing for the first 30 seconds.
But when you were talking about music earlier, I have seen his songs.
I've never seen this in your video.
This is the Platinum Record.
Oh, okay.
You guys all like wrote it?
No.
No, no.
This was when we were beefing.
Dude, my most viewed video on YouTube is a diss track of my brother.
You were actually beefing?
Huh?
That was real beef.
Like, for real, for real?
1,000% real.
Not a sliver of that was fake.
Not a sliver.
I don't believe it.
No fucking way.
Why didn't you like each other?
What was the deal?
So we both were daily vlogging at the time.
And it was kind of a competition.
We were both growing at an extremely fast rate, probably also because of each other, right?
But the competition bred this competing fandoms.
And we both had the work ethic to do the thing every day.
And he would prank me in real life and I wouldn't like it.
And I'd get angry in real life.
And then it translates when you make content because you're actually getting angry at each other and you're competing with each other.
And it's like, bro, we were early 20s.
We didn't understand the power of someone who will always ride with you for the rest of your life.
I at least didn't fully, like, I hate that I had this altercation with my brother online for everyone to see.
But I don't know, dude, it's just where I was at in my life, you know?
But yeah, it was real beef.
No, you don't know what the fuck I'm saying.
I do know what you're saying.
No, let me tell you.
It was where you were at at your life, but there was real beef.
I'm listening to everything you're saying, but I think you were like on the precipice of saying something like really profound and honest.
And then you just said, I was, that was where I was at in my life.
I think there was something else you were thinking about.
I also don't know.
God knows.
But listen, here's what I was thinking about.
My birthday is on April 1st.
April Fool's.
Yeah.
You think it's fun.
At one point in my life, I pranked people.
I enjoyed it.
Right?
I like to hear like fun little pranks.
Then eventually I gave up because I didn't give a fuck anymore.
I became an adult.
But people started pranking me.
So every year on my birthday, it's the worst day of the year.
Because everybody's going, everyone fucks with me.
Oh, fuck.
What's the worst prank you got?
What I'm about to say, involving my brother.
I was drinking the night before.
It's almost my birthday.
We should.
Seriously.
Like, real time.
I'm ready.
Let's go.
I honestly thought the beef was fake.
So it's like, it really is.
I think this was when we were still friendly, but after this, after this, I think what I'm about to explain was my first initial thought of like, oh, this kid doesn't give a fuck about real life.
It's all content for him.
So let's make it about content.
At the time, like he would do anything for online.
And so would I. Like, I don't know.
And so, okay.
One day, come on in the garage.
I'm a little hungover drinking the night before.
And my brother's at my apartment bright and early.
It's 10 a.m.
I got that like morning hangover.
I'm kind of the delusional, delirious.
I mean, my emotions.
It's my birthday.
And he goes, brother, I got you this Lambo for all the success we've had.
This Lamborghini right here hands me keys to a fucking Lamborghini.
White Lamborghini.
It's beautiful, $450,000 car.
We get in it.
Me and Jake are vibing, talking about how far we made it, right?
We have all these subscribers on YouTube.
This fandom came from Ohio.
I go, Jake, you know, brother, this is the happiest moment of my life.
And I mean that nearly in fucking tears.
He goes, I got you, bro.
And I, and I go, and this isn't a prank.
It's not a joke.
He goes, nah, bro.
I'm like, oh, mom's like, you swear to God.
He goes, swear to God, bro.
Like, damn, this motherfucker really drew me a Lambo.
We really fucking made it.
I was about crying.
I get out of the car.
We're all like, wow, you know, Jake is such a good guy.
And some fucking guy comes up to me and goes, yo, can I get the keys of my car back?
I go, what?
What do you mean?
What car?
He's like, the Lamborghini.
I'm like, what?
And everyone starts laughing at me.
Fuck.
Everyone starts laughing at me because it was a prank, bro.
That sounds like some deep shit.
You guys don't process, bro.
Like, you're saying it.
Like, you want to kill me?
I'm not Jake.
I can't do it.
I'll never have a Lambo.
That's like you crying on the gondola.
It was a prank, bro.
So then what happened?
What did you do?
So then I was like, damn.
I was embarrassed.
I felt stupid.
I felt betrayed.
And then we just started the beef eat it up.
And then next thing you know, we're making diss tracks.
He made a video out of that one.
Yeah, he made a video.
His diss track was called.
So my group, my fandom, was called the Low Gang.
And by the way, the Low Gang fucking lived on.
I swear to God.
I swear to God, I'll be at the most random events, WWE online Discord.
Motherfuckers.
Yo, Low Gang.
Low gang.
No, we live on.
I know they're out there.
I know.
I hear them.
Low gang for life.
I'm like, when you went to that Flat Earth conference and it was all your boys from Logan?
That's tough.
That's tough.
Because you got to give them love.
You know, you got to give them beliefs or beliefs.
Fuck you.
I don't fucking know.
By the way, I don't know.
The earth could be flat.
It might be.
I don't think it fucking is.
Okay, but go on.
The low gang was riding with you.
Yeah, the low gang was riding with you.
He made a song called The Low Gang is shit or some shit.
He's like, The Logang ish.
And it just fucking peeved me.
My brother was catching up to me.
Little bro was catching up to me on YouTube.
He dogged me in front of the whole internet.
I can't believe this is real.
No, bro.
It sounds dumb.
No, it don't sound.
It's funny dumb.
He was just my people, bro.
No, bro.
You gotta fucking fire your people.
Oh, man.
White privilege is a beautiful thing.
You pranked me with a Lambo on my birthday.
I'm gonna kill you.
You pranked me with the Lambo.
It's the principal.
It was a prank.
Lambro.
The Lambo's arbitrary.
It could be anything.
What else could it be?
I got anything.
Like, for example, that's that group of prime money, right?
You just fucking freaked out.
Okay.
It's not stupid.
Sonny, you scary.
Everybody else seeing this.
What ghost doesn't make any sense?
Just out of nowhere, Benicio del Toro.
What does it mean?
This is serious action.
It's like, yo, Al is on the level.
Al and I are on the same level.
Disney Regrets and Puberty Stories00:03:28
Y'all on a different level.
Mario Brothers, dinner, and then.
It's not going to work.
It's not going to work.
All right, go, though.
No, nothing.
That's it.
What concluded the beef?
What actually?
Yeah, how do you squash it?
What did happen?
It's a good question, Bart.
Nice question, bro.
No.
No, it wasn't.
No, I actually, I don't know.
I think, I think.
Here's a little.
No, you know.
Let's get a little stop.
There wasn't a moment, but enough things happened shitty in each other's lives, and we will always have each other's backs no matter what happened then.
And that happened enough times for us to realize that our bond as brothers is the most important thing in the world.
Like number one, there's nothing I love more in this world than Jake.
And it's through these trials and tribulations that I learned that.
Like empathy and love, especially just, it wasn't like the way I was raised.
It comes a little slower to me and I'm learning and getting better at it.
But like really cherishing the love of my sibling in my adult years now, I feel it.
I really, and it means a lot to me.
And so now, you know, we're fucking best friends.
I think he's great.
Do you regret the beef?
You know what I don't?
I don't.
I regret the riff that it caused in the family, but I don't regret the beef.
I think it was a part of our history.
I only have two regrets in life and they're fucking.
Which are what?
Stupid.
Japan.
Japan, yeah, for sure.
Oh, but that's not the time.
Or place.
Yeah.
The one that I made videos.
I've been making videos my whole life, dog.
When I was nine, I got a video camera.
From nine to 12, we made YouTube videos.
They were fucking golden.
Before YouTube.
Before puberty.
First years of YouTube.
Are they public?
Oh, this is what he regrets.
He lost the hogs.
Oh, fuck.
They were so good, dude.
And then all of a sudden, I was 12, 13 years old.
Puberty starts to hit.
Girls start to pay attention a little or you're trying to chase them.
There's this one girl.
She was like the girl at the school.
Started hanging out, whatever.
And then she's like, what do you do for fun?
I was like, I make these silly videos.
I post them online and I showed it to her, the whole collection.
And she goes, these are fucking stupid.
Oh.
Because these videos are embarrassing.
I went, what?
I went home.
I took a look at the videos in a different way and decided they're immature and stupid.
And without my brother's permission, I deleted all of them.
This was like before Windows Movie Maker existed.
You don't know where these fucking videos are.
We have a few of them on Camcord.
Like, Tape, by the way, not fucking Cape.
Wow.
Put it in a fucking cassette, render in the computer, edit it.
I'm nine years old.
I don't fuck up doing it.
They're gone.
And that was the real goal.
If those existed, I feel like people would definitely understand Jake and I more.
Interesting.
We've been doing this shit.
Yeah.
Nine to seven years old, like in a fucked up way, what appears on the screen sometimes take takes priority over our real lives, our mental health, our relationships, our blood.
Like, because it's kind of all we know, especially Jake, he's been doing this shit since he was seven, cast on Disney when he was like 18.
Yeah, Disney doesn't know what the fuck's going on.
Tom Segura Monologues and Stardom00:07:02
He's not like a child star, but like he definitely got famous too early and didn't have the hardships of real life before after he was a young adult.
Why do you think child stars end up the way that they do?
Nice question, Andrew.
I was doing my best, bro.
I was doing my best.
He tried.
He tried.
Well, I'll tell you.
Turned into Al Vacito.
Okay.
Hold on, hold on.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you why I thought that.
I was like, I was like, I was like, wow, Jake got it at the end of his childhood.
Maybe he has perspective on why these childhood stars are all emotionally fucked up.
He would have more than I would.
I am not sure I can answer the question any more than I can answer the question: like, why does any human get fucked up in a certain way?
But if there's something that happens, okay, here's a different question.
You've experienced and you've met people at the height of stardom, right?
You, you probably have had moments in your career where you're at the height of stardom, like literally the conversation in the world.
We would agree.
I'd say the only one of real relevance is Floyd.
Yeah.
So it's like, and you've met people who are like older that have had immense success, right?
I'm sure you've met about these people.
At least in entertainment.
Kind of a little fucked up, right?
It's very rare you find the ones that are normal.
How weird is that?
That's what I'm asking.
How weird is that?
Does that make you ever go, is this shit worth it?
If that's the fucking thing.
No, no, because like, I don't know.
I don't think you change that drastically.
I think there's something in you that maybe activates in a not so favorable way for certain people.
Dude, some people, some people, if a random stranger were to come up to you and take a picture multiple times a day, some people, that really fucking lights them up.
That ignites them.
A part of their ego that like makes them excited.
Yeah, like, oh, yeah, like maybe inflates it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not so reasonable way.
Yeah.
Wow, well, that feels good.
I like the way that feels.
Like, maybe you're someone that maybe because of some childhood trauma, you crave validity from strangers.
Maybe that's maybe that is important to you.
And so when you do get the fame, it turns you into a certain person.
Makes you believe you are this person you wish you were.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And maybe you finally are.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
And I've also had the privilege of being humbled like multiple times.
But I have not a single fucking win in my boxing record.
Like I'm all one-on-one.
Like I've been humbled again and again and again.
Yeah.
But I'm like grounded now.
Like I get, I get it.
Like I'll have I'll have real conversations with anyone if it's.
Do you think that that happened post-Big Cancellation?
Partially, yeah.
Like without the fuck.
Bro.
You would only know success.
You'd only know everything going the exact.
That dude sucks.
It's weird.
That dude sucks.
Yes, dude.
Because they start to feel justified in their success.
They don't feel like there was any good fortune or luck or anything.
Anything I say comes true, and this is just how it is.
Because I'm like, shit, man.
And I assume there are some celebrities who fall into that trap.
You know what, though?
I'll say this with confidence.
There are more good ones than not.
I'd say it's like 80-20.
Okay.
Four out of the five top-tier people that I meet are fucking awesome.
Okay.
And maybe one is like, yeah, I don't really, in a real life setting, I wouldn't vibe with you.
But I'm also operating.
I vibe a certain way.
It's people who don't vibe with me.
You know, I'm fucking, like, I'm weird.
I'm energetic.
I'm like, I'm inquisitive.
Some people are like, I don't know.
They just operate differently, you know?
Yeah.
That's what you're saying.
I don't fucking know.
Sometimes we have no idea.
These people that end up kind of like being emotional wrecks.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
Now, I'm wondering if it's like the business already attracts these people.
Like this cert, this like a connection of traits gives you some sort of advantage in this business.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm kind of saying.
And then those same traits also potentially lead you to this misery.
Okay, whatever.
Totally true.
That's why this question is hard.
That's why I'm trying to think.
I'm like, I think, I think it's just, I think it's like I need to have Adam Sandler and he tells me his life is great.
And I'd be like, okay, okay, this is good.
There are like people who have been normal.
What if somebody tells me that he's fucking just miserable like these other people?
What if somebody does tell you that?
Yeah, it's not worth misery.
I think that like going to change what you do.
Well, no, I look at, I look at certain people and I go like, like, I like Tom Segura is a guy, right?
Who is like, you know, Tom Segura?
Of course.
So like, I think Tom could be as famous as he wants to be.
He's obviously very funny, very successful in podcasting, but like has like business acumen as well.
And I assume it's a choice to not put himself so far out there because he's probably making either the same or more money than he would if he was ubiquitous.
But now he gets to say, you know, Jada Pinkett Smith is a dumb bitch for whatever.
Like he gets to live with some fucking anonymity and fame and freedom, most importantly.
Because once it goes too far over, everything you do, criticize.
You can't say that.
So that's where I'm at.
That's kind of the issue.
Can we talk about the opener?
Yes.
This is interesting.
Yeah.
All right.
So Andrew texted me before the show.
He was like, dude, we have an idea.
You should do the cold open, the monologue, right?
I'm not like a stand-up comedian.
I'll deliver to camera.
I actually fucking hate it.
But like, I'm always down to try new things.
Fuck it.
And he said he would write it.
I know how funny you guys are.
So I was like, all right, great.
He gave me this really fun.
I told him, I was like, yo, pick on this, self-deprecate of the worst parts of my life.
My exes, all these things.
I gave him free reign because personally, I don't give a fuck.
I think it's hilarious.
I'm about to say do whatever.
And I warned him though, my team does, you know?
So he sends me this really funny, fucking, I don't know how many people contributed here to write this thing, but really funny opening monologue that was like, what?
Some people in my life.
And I was like, yeah, dude, I think it's funny.
I could see my team having some problems.
And they did.
They were smart too.
They cut down, they cut it down by 80%.
The opening monologue was ruthless.
Yeah, yeah.
In terms of how ruthless.
And my team protected me because I don't have that leniency to slip up and make a mistake.
Yeah.
Like a actual comedian does.
Yeah.
You expect comedy from you.
You're telling jokes.
You're telling jokes, bro.
I'm being fucking me.
Yeah.
Ruthless Opening Monologues Cut Down00:03:09
I can't.
I can't.
But you're performing.
I'm not.
I think if you're saying joke.
You should wear that original script as a necklace when you walk out.
Yeah, I think that, I don't know.
I wonder if you're telling an actual joke, if you can access that same length.
No shot.
And you know why?
You can't even test because it's not worth it, bro.
I have too much.
I found your fucking thing, guys.
I found your thing, guys.
No one hanging out about me.
We're back, baby.
Casetta.
Let's go.
I thought I put it in my pants and you did.
That's funny.
That's funny.
Thank you, Al.
Thank you for confirming that.
I appreciate it.
Hey, guys.
Anybody listening at home?
That's funny.
That's solid.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Anyways.
Yeah, bro.
It's been.
You gotta put that as a 99 original.
That's what you gotta do.
That?
Yeah, that's funny.
Tell me how much you've been rinsed by crypto and like NFTs right now.
No.
How bad?
What's ETH at?
Have you been following today?
No, why?
Is it going?
Have you been following today?
It's coming back.
No, it's going down.
Could be the worst crash we've seen maybe ever.
Oh, wow.
Approaching.
It's bad, dude.
ETH said $15.38.
I don't know if you invest.
That's absurd.
Yeah, it was double.
It's $2K yesterday.
$1900.
Wow.
Double, double maybe six months ago.
How much are you down right now in the market?
We don't like that.
We don't like that right there.
No, that's not good.
How much are you down?
Strictly crypto.
Yep.
750K.
Okay, that's not crazy.
NFTs by way, by just nature of crypto, probably half a mil.
It's not terribly crazy.
It's just like for how big you are in the space, it's not that much.
I just bought a house.
I liquidated a lot.
Oh, really?
You sold?
At the height?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I sold my house.
No, no, no.
The one you did the podcast.
No, I saw that.
And who bought it?
They announced who bought that thing, too.
Some famous person bought it, right?
They announced it.
It's like, you can't say.
I don't know.
I don't want to.
Don't say it.
They'll go look it up.
Doesn't matter.
I remember that house.
I like that house.
You got over on them on that price, though.
I'll tell you that much.
I'm just saying.
I think you won that.
I think you won that.
There you go.
What is it?
Who is it?
Machine Gun Kelly.
Oh, yeah, Machine Gun Kelly.
And Megan Fox.
You got over on them on that.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, boy.
You know what I mean?
Did it just hit you?
It didn't just hit you, did you?
No, no, no.
It was a good deal for me.
Are they keeping the podcast video?
No, it's all wiped out.
It's all wiped out.
It's a skeleton, what you boys saw.
No, that's a bummer.
Big Fights and Scottish Wee Guys00:05:19
What happened to the wee little guy?
It worked with you a lot.
Did you say we little, bro?
No, he's Scottish.
That's what they say.
No, in Scotland, the wee little guy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Evan.
Yeah.
He had a great video when he was leaving.
I remember watching it.
It was like emotional and sweet.
And like, it was really beautiful.
The memories that we all had in that house.
How many people live there?
Six, seven.
Really?
Can I get another prime?
Yo, come on.
Come on, Al.
Come on, Al.
He would make those dopes, and it's okay.
But Els also a dwarf.
He's a wee person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Legs.
Legally speaking.
You can't tell from here.
He has very tiny legs.
You know, he's in LA, man.
I miss him.
I miss Evan a lot.
How long were you in that house for?
Three years, bro.
Three years.
What was the best night in the house?
Fuck.
Like, if you could go back, teleport, relive one memory.
Ooh, good question.
What is the one?
This guy's good.
He's fucking good.
This guy's out of shit.
Thank God, by the way.
Thank you.
Let's go, Mark.
They're all probably too inappropriate to say.
Like that?
Yeah.
I only think of a...
Did you kill the guy?
No.
Is that what you're saying?
No, no, no, but there's memories you weren't there for.
There's some stories.
Yeah.
There's some stories that I have.
Let's go on that.
I'm making a...
No, no, it's just like, yeah, keep going.
Go on that, bro.
No, dude, I have, I have certain things that I've never said that I will only say for the first time.
I'm sorry, bro.
On Rogan.
Wow.
Really?
I've been making a list.
Wait, have you not gone on Rogan?
No.
But you guys are familiar with each other.
Are you friends, Mary?
For sure.
Not friends.
I wouldn't even say we're acquaintances.
Friendly, friendly with each other.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's...
So when has this happened?
He had high praise for you after the Mayweather fight.
He's always, he's always been so.
I think he's fucking awesome.
He's always been so kind to us, even when the world wasn't.
He's the man.
He's, yeah, dude.
That's, dude, every time I met him, he's awesome.
Yeah, why haven't we made that happen?
I think you guys.
But no, no, it's no rush.
I'll give him a fucking good ass reason to have me on proper one day.
You know, if he doesn't feel it's right, yeah, it's not.
You know, no rush.
I'll be around.
I got some big things coming up.
I think you need, I think, yeah, man.
Get up on there.
I need some, I need some, I'm kind of, I need a, I need a, I need a big, a big reason.
I need something.
I need something.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm lolling right now.
A fight?
I'm stagnant.
Big fight.
Yeah.
Big fight.
I'm saying, hey, like whatever it is, it needs to be like, I don't know.
Do you feel that?
Yeah, for sure, dude.
Part of my, part of my business is gauging the culture's feeling about my brand.
Yeah.
It's funny.
I'm referring to like myself as a brand, but like, dude, I'm, you know, real life Logan isn't always the same as online Logan.
I try to make it, you know, pretty close, but you know, definitely like sometimes you're a bit performative.
I'm fucking chilling real life.
I don't, you know, I'm just hanging out.
But online, it's good to, it's good to amplify certain parts of your personality.
And you could feel if it was, you could feel like a period that's a lull.
Yeah, for sure.
Does anyone give a shit about your shit?
It's hard.
It's hard to keep people interested.
But are you still putting out things?
Yeah, yeah.
Like 99 originals, Prime, et cetera.
But like in terms of you having a big fight, a big moment, a big specific thing.
For sure.
I think, I think, so like, so like Prime's pretty, pretty massive.
Prime's pretty...
Originals is a bit more niche.
You have to appreciate art and stories like that.
And most importantly, NFTs and crypto, which most people fucking don't.
So they don't give a shit.
They chalk it up.
Whatever.
Fine.
But the rest of the stuff I put out, like how, how, how adoptable is it by the masses?
WWE, I find is pretty, like, anyone can watch it to be entertained.
Same with boxing.
Again, the playground analogy.
Like, everyone goes to the fucking fight at the playground.
Like, same with real life.
Everyone likes it.
Originals, some of the other shit I do is maybe might be a little more niche, might not appeal to everyone.
I'm like, I'm like, I'm quirky.
You know, I'm quirky, dude.
Like, I like weird shit, bro.
Like, I fucking collect Pokemon cards.
How do you make people care about that?
Yeah.
How do you make people give a shit about Pokemon cards?
Yeah.
How did you?
Because I give a fuck.
And I'm good at connecting those dots.
When I care about something, I feel like I have gotten semi-good at telling a story in a way that makes other people care as well.
It intrigues them enough to invest themselves and they'll connect with me emotionally.
Like half this, I just want to make people feel good or bad.
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, have a sensation.
Yeah.
Bro, if people are indifferent to you, the worst.
That's the worst thing.
Bro, a fascinating story about you is from your editor, Hayden.
Oh, no.
He said a story on his YouTube, but he was saying that they never looked, correct me if I'm wrong, never looked at any YouTube analytics for like years.
Like when your channel is popping off.
And it was never analytics or never like felt what the people needed.
Hayden chalked it up to just you being like just penetrating through the screen.
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Does that make sense?
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Yeah.
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What do you mean, your taste?
Like my opinion on what a good story is is the reason why I press publish or do not press publish.
It's not because I think a video will get good views.
I don't give a fuck.
My engagement's even gone down after originals.
Again, it's like you're flooding your page with a certain type of content only resonates with a certain type of person.
Like the algorithm's going to put you in a spot and then you go fighting and it'll go back up.
It's just, it's waves.
It's crest and trust.
Like it's a natural form of like any endeavor, especially when you've been doing it as long as I have, bro.
I've been doing this shit for so fucking long, Andrew.
Yeah.
I've been doing this shit forever.
And like I've refined a storytelling taste that resonates with some people sometimes.
So that's what you look at the videos as stories.
My resume.
Yeah.
Am I happy to have this on my resume?
Do I think this is a do I think this is important?
Do I think it could entertain, which is where I start?
I wanted to be the biggest entertainer in the world.
Do I think it could add value?
Do I think it could distract?
A lot of people have shit lives.
That may be a little distraction.
I mean, why are people watching this right now?
Yeah, for a distraction.
When you fought Floyd, did you think you would accomplish the dream?
Because in that moment, you're probably the biggest entertainer in the world.
No, yeah, for sure.
No, for sure.
Do you know this about me?
No.
No, you just said that?
Yeah.
Yeah, fact.
No, I don't, that's not my goal anymore.
That's that is in that moment in history.
Yeah, that was the most entertaining thing happening.
And you were part of the entertainment.
Yeah, so check the box.
Isn't that crazy?
That's fucking crazy.
At 60 years old, I did the thing I wanted to do my whole life.
Now what?
That's heavy, man.
Do you see a future where you just don't post, don't create?
Like nothing like that.
We're just like, yo, I'm just going to go live and reflect and do fun shit or do the things you think are fun without any type of incentive?
Fuck, bro.
It's such a good question.
It's kind of like all I know.
The answer is yes.
There's a world where I don't post.
Is there an answer where, or is there a world where I don't create?
No.
Yeah.
There's always something.
I'll always be making.
Whether I show it to people, that's you know, TBD.
But you're always going to be.
I'm always going to be making.
Dude, I'm always recording, snapping videos and pictures and just like, dude, I ran around the world for 99 days with a fucking Polaroid with the biggest smile on my face every second of it.
Yeah.
You know, like, I love fucking capturing and I forever will be capturing.
Like, I just do it.
Like, I have footage of me shooting leopards and lions from like five to six feet away in 180 degree virtual reality.
I thought you were killing them.
No.
You're shooting.
I thought you were shooting leopards and lions.
Oh my God.
No, no, shooting, like capturing.
Yeah, capturing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I say shooting.
But that's that's not.
You know, like filming and then shooting with camera.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no.
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't know.
Stick your wallet.
I'm fucking stoned.
I don't know what's going on.
You see what I mean?
No, hold on, hold on, hold on.
How are you going to tell me to shut up?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, I want to get on something.
I love capturing.
You love capturing.
I love making shit.
No, no, no.
But I'm curious about this.
This is important.
At 26, you accomplish the goal.
Okay.
Did it feel like or give you what you always hoped it would?
Yeah.
Respect.
No.
I'm like, you know how like people, I don't know if you have this, but like some people are very like depressed, right?
But they're passionate about like an art.
And they go, once I accomplish this goal, I'll feel fulfilled.
And oftentimes they don't.
And then they're in this dark.
For sure, for sure.
Yeah.
No, it's a what-now moment.
I've had people describe this on my podcast.
They do the thing and they have the what now moment.
Man, I'm 26.
My what now moment, or not?
I'm 27 now, but my what now moment happened at a time where like I can still do a lot of yeah, I'm super fucking privileged.
This is like crazy blessed.
I don't know how the fuck it happened.
It happened.
And so after that night, right, I'm like, A, what now, but also B, wow.
This is great.
I really got to like, I really got to revel in the accomplishment.
Like I did pat myself on the back for a second.
I was like, good job, like us.
We did like, wow.
Holy fucking shit.
Now what?
What are you going to do?
Anything?
Do you not usually do that?
You not give yourself credit?
I don't give a fuck.
Really?
I don't give a fuck.
Wait, don't give a fuck or you don't.
I'm like fairly numb to success.
Failing and failure.
So then what motive?
I'm fairly numb.
I swear to God, I'm numb.
Really?
Yeah.
So then what's the driving force?
I mean, I do what I love.
You know, it's not, it's, it, being numb doesn't mean you don't care.
I just am not affected by the highs or the lows.
You're not affected by outcome.
You're in love with the process.
Yeah, for sure.
Sometimes, yeah, no, maybe not that.
I care about the outcome a little bit, but I've sort of.
I care about the outcome, but I know where shortcomings can lead to.
So like, I want to do the things I want to do, but if I don't make it, so be it.
I've learned something.
So next time I'm probably going to do the thing I want to do.
It took me fucking 10, no.
Yeah, 10 years, a decade on YouTube.
Bro, I made videos from nine, eight to 18 on YouTube.
I had 4,500 subscribers with Jake.
4,500.
And we were like syndicating content on all these different platforms as 18-year-olds.
There was this platform called iFunny, and we'd be posting our videos on there from like different accounts.
You were posting on iPhone.
Yes, trying to get traction.
These kids, with the headlines you see now on the videos, these funny video emoji, right?
And like try to clickbait people and direct them to our YouTube channel.
I emailed every big viner at the time.
Yo, check out my vibrant.
I was trying to hack, bro.
I was going to make it.
I was going to fucking make it.
It wasn't an option.
There's a fucking way, dude.
You know, especially with the internet now, dude.
Especially with the internet now.
I don't know how y'all all got in this room, but I bet some crazy ass fucking story that makes no fucking sense to you.
Like, shit's weird.
Shit's weird, but there's a way.
There's a way to make sure.
If it was 30 years ago and you're not making internet content, would you like act?
Would you be in movies?
Do you think entrepreneurs?
I wanted to be an actor.
Yeah.
I was in college for engineering.
I wanted to be an actor, but I'm not like, I don't, I just don't have it like it, you know, to be a real actor.
What do you mean?
Like, you don't think you're a good actor?
Do you think you're a good actor?
Don't ask me.
What did you just say?
Just take it easy.
He notoriously hates actors, shits on them all the time because they're talent.
Whoa.
What?
And then he did a couple of movies and he was like, that's it kind of hard.
What do you mean?
It's so fucking hard.
It's a little bit.
It's like any offer.
It's hard to feel.
Sorry.
Hold on.
I'm not done with the fucking.
It's about timing, dude.
God damn it.
He's got to be talking about the theater.
Hold on.
I'm not done with the fucking fucking sociopath.
Every ex-girlfriend of it is like, I told you.
I told you that motherfucker don't feel.
No.
Bro.
And then she's going to take her big ass toe and turn it off to fucking YouTube.
God damn it.
Y'all are crazy.
The water shakes.
No.
To feel, to be vulnerable with a cast and crew watching camera set, like deliver lines, be someone else.
To be someone else.
Not pretend.
That's the tough one.
To be someone else.
Some of these motherfuckers really are someone else.
Yeah.
I ran into Jared Leto at Coachella.
And I met Jared Leto.
Yeah.
I didn't meet the Joker.
Was that disappointing?
No.
His Joker was kind of mid, though.
Listen, I met Jared Leto.
Yeah.
I like that.
He was nice.
He's a good guy.
It's Jared.
Just Jared.
You say, mention impulsive.
He watched a couple episodes of Impulsive.
Really?
Yeah.
Do you know what?
You'd be surprised the outreach this show gets.
No, you'd be fucking surprised.
I wouldn't be.
Because you've been doing...
You've been doing...
You guys have been killing me.
No, not us.
You, this show.
Oh, this show.
You'd be surprised, dude.
What do you mean?
I bet there's some people who watch this show you'd never guess that they watch.
Barack Obama?
Hillary Clinton.
You think Hillary?
Yeah, she's Hillary sometimes.
Like, you don't think she sees clips every now and then?
Tagging or tag posting on Instagram?
They have to.
They have to.
100%.
Yeah.
I think they have to.
You're not just some little creator, dude.
Like, people see your shit, dude.
That's kind of fire.
It's kind of fun.
It's got fire, dude.
Yeah.
You're really doing it.
What?
What?
I just was thinking, man.
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I can't think.
Okay.
Hey, is this what happened to La Rogan?
What happened to the Rogan?
I don't think this is way stronger.
This is crazy.
What was the retention on that?
Sound words.
I can tell you exactly.
What is it?
What was it?
Up to the very end?
Like to the last second?
Did people watch the part where y'all were fucked up?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Still?
Yeah.
But we had a crazy retention boost.
It was kind of wild.
Why?
Because Rogan.
I mean, well, you got Rogan fans.
They're used to listening to podcasts.
Fans are patients.
Fans are bred in a certain way.
Are you breeding patient fans?
Are you breeding fans who need to see a cut every two seconds like in vlogs?
Oh, fuck.
You want to make sure you attract the people that are into the thing you love to do.
Yeah, like my vlog content, good example, kind of based on what we hit earlier.
My vlog content was fast-paced, short attention spans, breeds, even short attention spans.
I want the next thing immediately.
It's not always super healthy, but that was the type of person I met.
So that's the kind of content I had to create.
Rogan's fans are used to sit and enjoy working.
Like, I'm listening to Joe.
And with originals, same shit.
My platform has been built for the masses.
Originals is a little bit more niche.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
These people who like...
A certain type of person wants to see these stories.
And a really certain type of person wants to buy in, invest their money.
And that pool is even fucking smaller.
Do you have a favorite one?
Oh, man.
I don't know.
I do know.
We went to Norway.
Okay.
We went to Norway.
Super fucking north.
So north to see Orca Whales.
Ever seen orcas in real life?
Beautiful creatures, right?
And we heard they were in Norway.
Like the most north you can get without being on the north fucking pole.
And this is after, you know, my dog chewed my passport.
We were supposed to go to Uganda to capture gorillas for this project.
That got canceled because my dog chewed my passport.
I'm like scrambling to make it to Stad, heli ski off a mountain, parachute down, head right to Norway in a fucking friend's billionaire's private jet, like this, like that type of journey, like every day back to fucking.
James Bond shit.
No, stupid, dude.
And my friend who invited me on this trip invited like five highly accomplished men from different fields.
And each person was so good at what they did.
It was like a three-day mastermind retreat of just dudes hanging out, sleeping three hours a night, roughing it through these cities, going super fucking north and trying to swim an orca whales where in in Trumzo, north of Trumzo, Norway, where the sun does not come up over the horizon at this time of year.
It's light for two hours.
Light.
And then pitch black.
Hardest I've worked to ever get a photo ever.
And guess what?
Polaroid doesn't capture in low light.
One of the most epic stories that I learned the most ever in three days with the head like economist, the head survivalist, head philanthropist, like Kaigo was with us on one wing of the like because he's from Norway.
He's from Norway.
Like world-renowned DJ.
DJ.
Kai goes randomly there.
It's fucking crazy how much I learned from this trip.
Do you know who Mike Horn is?
No.
Man, the world needs to know this guy.
Who is he?
Survivalist, extremist, extraordinaire.
Swam down the Amazon River, like all by himself, crossed the world.
He's circumferenced the world a multitude of times.
One time he did it around the equator.
He followed the equator, went all the way around the world on the equator.
He had to like outsmart militaries and like go through like the most unimaginable conquest just to survive.
Survivalists.
So hearing this dude's stories aren't like the stories I'm telling now.
This dude is like, yo, here's how I caught monkeys to survive on the Amazon.
Whoa.
Monkey see monkey do.
He'd lick a plant in the morning, set it down.
The monkey comes and gets the salt, runs back up the tree.
And he kept doing that every day and tricked the monkey and saying that he was able to catch it, right?
So he's telling these stories about survival, about fucking like out his shit, right?
But about like the deepest experiences of like really living to the extreme, like the decisions that this particular dude made were life or death for real.
He's not operating on our level.
When I met him, he grabs my hand like a gorilla dude and just like pulls me in.
I broke my hand in this journey as well.
So I'm like, I actually got fucking mad, bro.
I'm like, why the fuck is this guy like alpha at me right now?
He pulls me.
He's like, father, good to see you, man.
Like, nice to meet you.
You're doing great.
But also, like, well, you don't need to fucking alpha me like that.
Did I know and did I learn?
It's like, he really is a fucking, like, he's, he's Pharaoh.
He's wild, dude.
Operates in society, perfect, functions, whatever.
But, like, he, he is a true survivor.
Primal shit.
Yeah.
So, like.
What do you mean, life or death decisions?
What do you mean by that?
Like, when he, when he, when he walked across the South Pole?
Antarctica.
Sorry.
Yeah.
So when he walked across Antarctica by himself, you know, like, and one day he accidentally took off his glove to grab something and his finger got frostbit and you're getting frostbit and you're going to lose your hand and possibly die in Antarctica.
What do you do?
You take a fucking chisel and chop your own finger off.
No, he did.
Yeah.
Whoa.
And it's not like he told us these stories either.
I'm very open.
I said, do you mind?
I said, do you mind me asking what happened to your half of your finger?
He goes, oh, night.
He's South African.
Oh, night.
The way he tells the stories, you could be in a room full of the most influential people in the world, the most powerful people in the world.
By the end of the night, everyone would be listening to Mike Horn.
Whoa, really?
That's the type of dude this was.
By the end of that, he had 15 people catfit crying.
That was some of his stories.
Did he make you want to do that shit?
Fuck no.
No.
A little bit like, no.
You don't want to climb Everest?
Not at all.
That's when I realized, like, yo, I think, yo, I think I'm the shit.
That's when I go.
That's when I go, yo, I literally ain't shit.
I ain't shit.
You could do a little Kilimanjaro.
Sure, dude.
Come on.
Is it hard to climb to the top of Everest?
It's pretty fucking hard, man.
I've seen women doing it and I didn't realize it was like a real no, like, is it like what is?
I'm trying to understand.
No, I mean that.
Like, you see, you see, ladies have the highest point, dude.
It's super hard to fucking climb, dude.
And Mike Posner just did it.
Yo, shout out to Mike, bro.
It's hard, dude.
Yeah.
People often lose their lives.
No, there's levels to this shit, dude.
But I honestly thought that you could just go do it.
I genuinely thought that.
You could just go.
Rogan should have Mike Horn on his podcast if he didn't already.
Really?
Yeah.
Schultz and Mike Horne need to go camping together.
Yeah, I would like to go.
I've never been camping.
What?
What?
You never been camping.
No, dude.
You never been camping?
No.
Have you camped before?
I'm a camper.
I'm going for real.
I'm from Ohio, dude.
This is a country boy.
This is a country boy.
I didn't feel like a suburban.
I was a country boy.
My dad pressed me like a fucking country boy.
You're a country boy.
Bro, I'd go to school.
I'd be the only one in orange camel pants.
I said, no, really?
Swear.
Only person.
Still get made fun of to this day.
Wow.
Orange camel?
That's orange camel.
What would that camo be?
Cabela's.
Motherfucker.
Only the realest motherfuckers know about Cabela's.
You know Machabella's?
Do you know Michael Bellas?
Please.
Do you know my Cabellas, please?
Only the realest known.
No, it's not just.
No.
Oh, that's that's the best.
I am.
That shit went three rounds with big rounds.
Come on, bro.
He got to three.
I knew I did.
I knew it was.
But the Capella's, like, what that is.
No, no, no.
You talked, just type, just do Cabela's, dude.
Cabela's.
But, like, what is that for?
Like, what else?
I think outdoorsman sportsmanship.
But during that very specific time of year, though.
No, no, no, no.
Dude, those orange and black ones?
Happy place.
Bass Pro Shop.
Cabella's.
There's a Bass Pro Shop in it, dog.
That's the type of infrastructure we're talking about.
That's the type of infrastructure we're talking about.
You don't know about infrastructure?
Come on, dude.
You don't know that Everest is tough to climb?
I honestly didn't think Everest was tough to climb.
It's tough climbing.
You know what happens to your body when you climb?
You get edemas.
Cereba.
Your body, your lungs, your dude, Cabella's blood bad.
They don't have Mount Everest in Cabela's.
I click on this one.
Click on this.
He rose up.
That's the best thing.
They have this mountain of stuff.
Is that a horse?
What type of horse is that?
They got a mountain.
What is that?
Do they sell your shit at Cabela's house?
So that's a horse in front.
What type of horse is that?
It's not the scale.
Oh, it's dessert cheap.
Oh, man.
You guys want to talk to my manager right now?
Who is it, Jeff?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's up, Jeff?
Why are we looking at it?
I'm on Andrew Schultz podcast.
Yo, Jeff Logan said he went to Epstein's Island and did a 99 original.
I'm a teeter.
Oh, my God.
That was fucking good.
All right.
I thank him for walking up to me in New York City and say hi.
Hey.
He appreciates you, right?
Yeah, he was across it.
It was across the street.
Yep.
I don't, I don't think it was the other way around with recognition, but it's all good.
I foreno.
You're on my nuts.
Let's go, Jack.
Jack, Jack Joe.
You ever been to Cabela?
You ever been to Cabela's?
You're Cabela's?
Yeah.
No, I'm not.
Oh, man.
You're fair.
You phoned in a friend.
Nothing, bro.
Nothing.
It's over.
Yo, all right.
Well, so Cabela's, like, what happened there, bro?
Man, you could do anything you wanted.
Shit.
You buy slippers, you buy a rod, fishing rod, you buy ammo, you could buy stuffed goats, mountains, stuffed animals, tents.
Was this like Walmart in Ohio?
It's Walmart for Hillbilly.
People would have shown.
You know what I'm saying?
It's Walmart for Rednecks.
What?
Walmart?
I mean.
What's the Walmart for?
It'll really be Walmart.
He's from Far Rock away.
He's from Far Rock.
That's funny.
They don't have Walmart.
Also, I do have to say Walmart's a partner.
They distribute Prime, so I can't let you choose.
Yo, Walmart is the shit, Al.
But this other place, Cabela, what year did they stop selling humans?
What park?
I do see where you're.
Shout out to Walmart.
Shout out to Hallmark.
Shout out to Paul Blark.
I rap.
I really rap, bro.
Like, it's not a problem for me if I rap.
Like, you never heard anybody go from Walmart to Paul Black.
I didn't see that coming.
You never heard it.
He said that.
I was like, all right.
He might be on something.
He got boggles.
I rap.
I'm about this life.
Open her up.
You're not an outdoorsman.
No, I'm not, but I want to be.
No, you don't.
No, I want to try it.
How do you feel about bugs?
What do you mean by that?
How do you feel about bugs?
Emotionally?
Like, how do I feel about them?
Like, do I like them?
Do they make my squeezy?
Perhaps.
He doesn't like the B movie.
Yeah.
Because it's camping.
That seinfeld's a little annoying to me.
Yeah, I see.
Right?
Yeah, I see.
Have you met him?
I've never met him.
Oh, no.
I've never met him.
I can see how he could be annoying.
The voice.
Anyway, bugs, I'm like, whatever about it.
I don't really mind bugs.
How about your fiancé or wife?
My wife.
Yeah, she's probably done more camping than me, bro.
Wow.
Bro, you got to get out there.
I want to camp.
Honeymoon.
Go camp.
I'm going to camp.
You're going to camp?
You go to camp or you're going to glamp?
No, I want to camp.
I want to go to cold camp.
Huh?
I want to go to cold camp.
What now?
Like, I want to go to like Canada where it snows and you got to make fire and make shelter and like stay warm when it.
That's the YouTube videos I watch.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
I watch.
Like, you want to go cold camping?
I'm going to have a north face, bro.
I'm going to have some.
I'm telling you, you don't.
If you've never been camping, the first time you go camping should not be in the fucking snow.
Well, I got to tell my boy Manson that I fucked up because we were trying to go to Idaho to go to the snow to camp with him.
Is he an expert?
Nope.
He was going to hire an expert.
I think they got Eskimos or something like that.
There are Eskimos in Kansas.
Yeah, yeah.
Not Kansas, Idaho.
Idaho.
It's the same shit.
Right, Facts.
It's the same shit.
But I guess what I'm saying is I would like to go camping and I like the extreme nature of it.
Like, I want it to be.
I want to be able to potentially die.
That's where.
Oh, oh, I thought you meant for like a leisure.
You know, when you go camping, like, you enjoyed it.
No, I want to go for survival.
Oh, go to the, yeah, go to the snow, bro.
Thank you.
Have you done snow camping?
I have.
You haven't?
Not heavy snow.
No, not heavy snow.
Or just like cold weather.
Have you done it?
Cold weather for sure.
Like a light layer of snow for sure.
Snowed overnight, like a little powder.
Yes.
Real like tundra shit?
No, no, that's insane.
That's you know why?
Because the biggest thing is, um, uh, starting a fire if you start a fire, generally your chances for survival, your chances for survival exponentially increase if you can start a fire.
That's really difficult in certain conditions.
I survived on an island for 48 hours.
Survival Camping and Mosquitoes Alive00:02:40
I had to start a fire.
I even had flint.
They gave me flint.
That was like one of my items.
You know how fucking hard it is by yourself?
Yeah, by myself.
You got food and everything?
Or what'd you eat?
I caught a fish.
You actually caught fish with what?
Caught a fish.
And I ate a spear.
Whoa.
And then I ate.
I saw a skunk.
I wasn't able to get it.
You're going to try to trap a skunk?
Fish.
I think I just ate the fish.
I was able to boil water.
That's crazy.
But the fire took me.
Dude.
I've never.
This is one of the actually lowest moments of my life.
I was under this log for this fucking show and I was getting eaten alive by mosquitoes.
This is the craziest.
When did this happen in your life, buddy?
I feel like I would have known about it.
What was it?
Okay, so it's a good question.
After Vine and before YouTube was a period where I just made like short form content.
I made it for a platform that Facebook made called Watchable.
Okay.
And it was only on that platform.
So it did not get viewed that many times, right?
Because there's no discoverability.
There's no like algorithm on YouTube that pushes it to a broad audience.
So it was on, it's not watchable.
It'd get two, 300,000 views, but like no one just watchable.
Shut down.
It doesn't exist anymore.
So the videos are online, but like also it's like a goofy phase.
I think it was produced kind of wrong.
But like the challenges were real.
And this one's fucking hard.
And I'm laying under this log literally getting eaten alive by mosquitoes, starving.
I tried to start a fire for three fucking hours.
I just couldn't get it with the flint.
Don't choose Flint.
I should have choosed the matches.
You had the hush for matches?
Because my dad told me not to fucking choose the matches because he said if it rains, it'll be useless, which is true.
But he said to bury them underground.
And I could have done that and I didn't.
And so I just chose a fucking Flint.
But I had never used Flint before.
I didn't know how hard it was.
So I'm starving.
I have no energy.
I've been trying to fucking start fire all day.
There's like tugboats going by.
I'm like, I'm going to get fucking kidnapped by a pirate.
And I'm like, why the this show is a good idea.
Why would no one do this?
Like, why isn't, why is like no like personality gone and try to survive?
Like, it's, you know, not bare grills, like, fucking like weirdo.
Because they're not fucking stupid, dude.
This is the dumbest fucking thing ever that I would subject myself to this kind of bullshit.
And it was only 48 hours.
It wasn't shit.
I'm naked and afraid.
I'd be up.
I'd be cooked.
Done.
Nah, I'd make it work, but like, I need sustenance, dude.
Yeah.
I'm like, my metabolism is stupid.
So when I'm hangry, not nothing gets done.
Anyways, you got support.
You got to start a fire.
Charizard Mimes and Trading Cards00:05:59
All right.
This has been an episode.
I'm sorry.
I told you I was just start talking.
I told you to start talking.
I'm going to go hunting though, bro.
I'm going to go hunting.
I'm going to go camping.
I'm going to do all that shit.
I'm going to start a fire, bro.
Start a fire.
Good, dude.
I got that cook, bro.
Thank you.
Boil water.
Did you make it all 48 hours though?
I did.
Oh, sick.
Very hard.
All right.
Look, look, look.
I'm being serious, bro.
Before we end this podcast, this is what we need.
We can do a physical challenge.
Who is what they call the throat?
The throw go.
I knew you were about to hear that.
The throat go.
What else could you have possibly said?
I was going to say, I was going to say that.
I was gonna say Amber Heard, have you gotten Amber's?
No.
You didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
No, I know.
Did she try to throw it at you?
No chance.
Really?
Amber Heard.
Amber Heard thinks she's hot shit.
You wouldn't hook up with Amber Heard now?
No one full.
No, no, no.
Oh, come on.
The fuck?
What?
You don't think it's crazy?
Get out of here.
Yeah, like, bro, come on.
Shorty's a king.
Huh?
Shorty's a king.
Yeah.
Like, I mean, like, he's in it for that long for a reason, right?
Oh.
Shit, dude.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
She got the dumbledoor, bro.
I see what you're saying.
It wouldn't change my personal opinion, but like, come on.
What is the?
What's the dumb?
The dumb door, bro.
It's magic, dog.
She got the magic down there, man.
Come on, yo.
As long as she don't got the hogwarts.
She made her hog warp.
This is why the big mother.
Come on, yo.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just words swirling.
Words swirling.
Do you play Wordle?
No, what is that?
Oh, he hates Wordle, bro.
I try to show something.
That's the square shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's play it.
Let's do it right now.
What's the word for you?
I already did it today.
Mouse.
Mouse?
Yeah, sorry, y'all.
You already figured it out?
Yeah.
Yeah, why do you like Wordle so much?
I like the idea of a daily puzzle, and I like the idea of that daily puzzle bringing me together with a person.
It makes me spend attention to people.
Why do you hate Wordle?
Oh, I didn't know you play with someone.
Play with your girl.
I didn't know you play with your girl.
You get a ritual every day.
Just play Wordle with your girl.
Is that what you do with your girl?
There you go.
We're Wordle buddies.
It's every morning.
We fucking Wordle.
Sometimes at night if we're feeling like crazy.
When you're getting real frisky, we fucking Wordle.
You fucking Word.
Do you know the guy?
Do you make her squirtle?
No, no.
Dude, I have a squirtle tattoo.
No, you don't.
Swear.
Look at it.
Damn, bro.
That shit is deep, bro.
I hope Pokemon like that.
Bro, you really have one near your Johanneson, dude.
Yeah.
What?
Was that like a bet or something?
What happened?
No, it's my only tattoo.
Wait, for real?
Yeah.
Why'd you get that?
I love Pokemon.
No, I know you love it.
No, but you know I love it.
I had this a year before I realized that there was a trading card game.
Before I ventured into it as an adult, I love Pokemon.
Why?
But it was a card game before it was.
Yeah, but I didn't know the cards were like trading as an asset.
Like, I didn't know there was a marketplace for the TCG, the trade card game.
I just always love Pokemon.
I played in high school all the time.
I just loved it.
But why?
Why?
What was the...
Why, dude, I love Pokemon.
I thought it was just so creative.
I love the characters.
I love the battle.
I love the story.
I love everything about it.
I don't know.
What was the best game, though?
Yeah, what's the first generation?
So the ones I always go back to.
Like, every three years, I'll buy a Game Boy Color.
Okay.
And I'll buy Pokemon Red.
Pokemon Yellow sometimes.
Like when Pikachu follows you.
Good take.
Good tonight.
Game Boy Color.
Yeah, okay.
I'll never do the Game Boy Advanced.
Oh, no.
You got to check out like Sapphire.
So that was, I played when I was younger.
Yeah.
But fuck you guys.
It's like a Pokemon right now.
I'm not going to say 151.
Anything that goes outside 151, bro, I'm like, I don't, I just.
It gets too big because it's too big, man.
But it almost doesn't even matter because the youth now give a fuck about Pokemon.
Why?
Can you explain to me what the hell?
Yeah, one of all Pokemon.
Andrew, bro.
Which one of us you think he is?
Yeah, one amount of show.
Yo, what was drowsy?
What Pokemon?
Right now he's drowsy.
What?
I'm drowsy.
Hey, right now you fucking drowsy.
I'm drowsy, dude.
No, I think I'm more Charizard.
No shot.
I'm not a Charizard.
Why not?
I think I'm a Charizard.
Bro, he's Mr. Mime, dude.
Wow.
I'm definitely a mime.
I'm definitely a mom.
That's a shot.
I like mime.
Okay.
No, no, but have you ever thought about what it is about Pokemon that makes you obsessed with it?
Because you spent retarded money on this.
I have the most expensive Pokemon card in the world.
Oh, which one?
The one I won PSA Tempicule.
What do you know about that card?
Thank you.
Call out the post.
He goes, oh, yeah.
Fucking cry.
Bro, what was that?
KSI Beef and Saved Careers00:15:09
That was amazing, dude.
Yeah.
No, it's a Pikachu.
Is the number one?
Yeah, it's just a Pikachu.
Oh, I thought it'd be a Charizard.
Charizards are generally number two.
I have one of those as well, but I got the one.
Pikachu, dude.
Pikachu is like one of the most recognizable characters on earth.
Pokemon's the highest grossing media franchise in the world.
Really?
Yeah.
How much?
Number one.
90 plus billion, probably approaching 100.
I went to a BTS motherfucking concert.
You got that is something, Dynamite.
Damn, so you gave up Logan gang, bro?
For Dynamite?
It's Logang.
Y'all, Logan.
My bad.
Don't get it.
Look, you see that right there?
Look what he's doing with his hands, bro.
That's really what you got.
That M?
It's for Maverick.
That's cool, bro.
Oh, shit.
Maverick, bro.
That's fire, dude.
That's like when non-gang people don't sign.
You haven't seen this?
You watch Love on the Spectrum?
That's fucked up.
Why, bro?
Because I love that show.
Yeah, it's the best show.
We're going to put them on the show.
It's the best show.
I love that show.
The Australian one or the American one?
American.
I do have to say.
Really?
I like the American one better.
I like Australia.
No, you don't think so?
The Australian one's better.
Way better.
You really?
Yeah, bro.
How many seasons are there?
Two.
Australian, there was like a couple, too.
Two, three, two.
Wow.
Yeah.
I have to watch it.
Because I love the American one.
Yeah.
Do you think, hey, honest question?
How do I say this?
What do you think the creators of that show's intentions are?
That's a good question.
You know, I think it's if there is somebody who has like a relative that has it, I think they recognize the hilarity and the beauty and love in these people.
And I think if you really love someone who has like, you know, severe like spectrum stuff, you can laugh when they do objectively funny things.
So in its best intentions, I think it's somebody who recognizes they're fucking funny with the weird shit they do.
I think that there are producers on it who are like editing for jokes.
A thousand percent.
And also sometimes I think prompting for jokes.
No, I think so.
Like producers running in and going.
100%.
There's a couple lines I saw.
Like this is where my create, like I know how stories are told and made and edited and produced.
And like when you want to weave it a certain way, like there was, there was one scene where one of the characters was like, he's talking about his stamp collection that he has on the wall.
He's like, oh, yeah.
He's like, James, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I love that guy.
He's like, these stamps are this.
These stamps.
He's like, it's whatever.
It's just a thing I have.
It's like a conversation piece.
And one producer goes, oh, like, who have you had in this room?
Dude, bro.
We were watching that all the time.
Who have you had in this room?
And he goes, oh, I guess no one.
And they left it in.
Yeah, like, I get it.
I fit your story, bro.
It's kind of rude.
Doug, you know what his response was going to be.
But they could have chose to cut it out.
But they weren't.
They could have chose not to say it.
Like, I get it.
The storyteller me, like, you're trying to make an arc of a thing and frame the characters a certain way that sets them up really nicely for a accomplishment and via love arc.
I get it.
But that's why it's just a question.
What are the intention?
What are the creators of the show's intention?
It's the most entertaining show.
You think so?
Because I...
I'm not going to feel good about it.
I think that's what it is.
I ask.
As a creator, I watch that show and I'm like, I know what they're doing behind the scenes to get some of these shots.
And I know they're bathing in the way some of the things turned out.
There was a scene where Subode was dating, went on a date with a girl on a peer.
Yep.
You saw that.
Yep.
And lick your lips like this.
Not here.
Not now.
He's not going to be able to explain this.
If you laugh a little, he's going to absolutely lose it.
You cannot laugh.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Okay, let's go, my boy.
Okay, so you cannot laugh when Andrew explains what he's doing.
Me?
Do you remember the girl's name that Subode went on the date with?
I don't.
I don't.
I'm so bad with you.
Rachel.
That might be it.
I think it's Rachel.
Was it really?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Do they end up dating more after that?
Yeah, I've done this before.
I've fried my hair off.
I don't realize how high it goes.
Don't do that.
Logan, what do you think the intentions are, bro?
What do I think?
You said you were going to tell us.
No, what I think.
No, Schultzi said he was going to tell us.
Oh, I think that there's a person there that recognizes the humor.
I think, you know what I think it is?
Go.
I actually kind of relate to this because I feel like I was in this headspace when I was making vlogs.
You want to be genuine and authentic, but you also want to tell a certain story.
And sometimes maybe you'll compromise your moral compass to tell a story a certain way.
So while the intentions are good, no, oh wait, this doesn't affect them, right?
But like there's some people who are going to have to maybe sleep with that certain decision they made that may frame someone a certain way.
Yeah, it feels.
I think the intentions are good.
I think the intentions are good.
I do.
Yeah.
But I'd be lying if I said I didn't think they weren't really fucking hyper-aware of the thing they're creating.
Yes.
I agree.
And they have to be.
It's just weird when you're taking the same principles that you use to make housewife shows fun or a baking show hilarious.
And then you apply it to people who might not be in control of themselves.
Dude, reality TV.
It's good because it's all just like the worst parts of people.
Well, that's what you guys were creating, right?
I mean, sort of, sort of.
What's the difference?
How did...
Okay, here's, I'm curious of this.
When you got into trouble, and did you plan the way back exactly as it happened?
No, no, no.
So I'm just curious when, when, what is the way back for you and how much is that then?
Yeah, like, did you plan it out?
Do you go, I'm going to do this?
I'm going to do this.
No, The first and only real step, the only step that I cared about, once I kind of separated myself from the internet for a bit and like the validation because of the views I got that day was Learning, like really, like figuring out where the fuck I went wrong.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Full accountability.
Full, whoa, why?
Why did I do that?
Yeah.
That's, that's, that was step one and only step.
And then afterwards.
For sure, for sure, when it first happened, I was like, whoa, my career, like, whoa, my brain.
And then I was like, hold up, hold up, hold up.
This was bad.
This was very bad.
I gotta, like, I gotta do something about this.
This cannot, I can't, I can't be that person, this person.
And then you, okay, so you come to grips with that, but you still have to plot the return because it's not like.
There was no plot.
I got fucking lucky as shit that my British counterpart, KSI, called me out for a boxing match.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
People joke.
I thought.
People, they say, you know, KSI saved your career, right?
Because he called me out the box and it gave me an opportunity to literally start my potential redemption by fighting my way back.
Yeah.
Fighting to fighting to A, first, first earn a chance to be forgiven.
Wait a second.
I made a mistake.
I get fucking made a mistake.
But like, stand by for one second.
I don't think that mistake is me.
Earn a chance to be forgiven.
Did you stop vlogging between those two pairs?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I thought that you chose fighting.
No, dude.
KSI called me out.
And people joke.
This is funny.
You get some good alpha on this show, dog.
People joke.
They go, you know, KSI saved your career, right?
Because he gave me a chance to box twice.
Like, really, like, make a name for myself and earn respect in a different way and show my character, my real character.
Say, you know, KSI, I saved your career.
And in a way, he did, dude.
And, you know, I'll always be grateful for it.
And then years later, I was able to bring him an opportunity called Prime Hydration.
And we'll see what happens.
But based on current sales, we're doing pretty well.
Hopefully the product, you know, continues to become a mainstream hydration drink.
I want to say one day that KSI saved my career, but I made him a billionaire.
That's fine as fuck.
It's cool.
It's like, I think it's good.
Oh, that's a great story.
Cool, right?
Do you feel is that why you reconciled with him?
Because I know you guys were beefing and it felt kind of real.
How did I reconcile with him?
Yeah, that felt more.
The beef was fucked.
The beef was real.
We hated each other.
That's why this story is so like, that's Prime has an innate sense of relatability and hope that you can amend.
You can make friends.
We can connect.
KSI and I fucking hated each other.
Beef was real.
Then he beat me in the rematch by a point.
There's that weird two-point deduction, the whole thing.
And like he won and I didn't, it didn't affect me because I think because Art in Japan had happened, I know what it's like to like lose.
And I never really felt like I, because I just don't feel like I lose.
I feel like I said this in a, in a fucking, ironically, diss track I made against Antonio Brown.
That's weird.
But there's a line in it that like I was the most relatable line ever.
It was for me, it was, yeah, I took an L, but I never really lose.
Because I'll take an L, but like, there's learning in that, you know?
And so I learned that like KSI and I are like, like, fuck the beef.
We're like the same person across the pond, right?
Like, we're like, in a weird way, we're really alike.
And then I did a show for him.
He, he invited me because it was, it was good for his, uh, or not a show, it was a podcast, right?
It was like, it was like a, it was like a show to promote his album drop.
Yeah.
It's like an hour-long special.
And I did the spot.
And he told me on site, he's like, I can't, I'm surprised you said yes to this.
Like, what do you mean, bro?
I don't like take any of that shit personal.
Like, since the last time we had fought, I'd gone through so much personal growth that like, I just didn't care about any qualms we had in the past.
It didn't mean anything.
I don't take any of it personal.
Whatever.
We had a good go.
And I was like, all right, yeah.
And then we had him on the podcast.
Fuck God along.
One of the best podcasts, but I think our highest viewed as well.
I realized I'm just a lot more like this kid.
Like then we are different.
Right.
I brought him prime because I thought it'd be an incredible business move with an incredible story.
And he's an amazing partner.
It's like a weird need and yank thing.
Would you feel away if he fought Jake?
That's going to be fucked up, Doug.
Yeah.
That's going to be fucked up.
You know, they're already beefing online.
No.
Why would that be fucked up?
Because one's my business partner who I already had the fucking feud with, bro.
I already had the back and I don't care to do that again.
I know it'd be, it'd fuck that.
And he's my business partner.
I like him.
I don't want to go back to the beef.
And the other is my fucking blood.
Drink prime, motherfucker.
Drink prime, yo.
There's no more fucking prime.
Fuck.
100%.
Oh, the top's off of this shit, bro.
I was ultimate in this top for a good fucking maybe 45 seconds.
I'm about to tear the fucking glass off of that shit.
It feels like a top.
It does.
I was spinning.
I was too old.
You're talking feels like a top.
I'm like, I'm sure it does.
You wouldn't understand.
It was spinning.
Sorry.
I didn't get it.
Low gang, do you want any or more?
Sure, dude.
How long did y'all go with Rogan?
Oh, shit.
Three and some change.
Oh, no way.
Oh, this is regular?
Yeah.
This is the longest podcast show I've ever done.
I know, I know.
Open it first.
Open.
Yamai got a ding bum.
Okay.
Okay, listen.
Let's let's wrap this up.
Yeah, you're going to land this plane.
I'm going to land this plane.
Right?
You sure, bro?
I'm positive, baby.
You want to keep running it?
Hey, no way.
Listen, listen, we're going to come to our final destination.
When we're always at our final destination in the moment, that's as far as we've ever been.
Yes.
What are you looking for?
Come on, podcast.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
One more time.
We're always at our final destination.
We're always.
We're always.
In the moment, we are old as we've ever been.
I'm as old as I've ever been now.
Right now.
Right now.
Yeah, you got a second wave.
Go.
Right now.
Right now.
Think about it.
Think about all the things you could fucking do in the world, right?
I could.
Do that.
Right now is the beginning of the rest of your life.
And that'll never not be true.
Y'all just having a whoop battle right now.
What's going on?
We need to have a bad.
You don't hear what I said.
I heard what you said.
This is the beginning of the rest of your life.
The remote.
Tim Robinson Questions and Final Destinations00:15:09
For real, though.
Do you guys ever want to box?
Who?
You box.
Oh, you do box, right?
He won.
I don't want to box these guys.
These guys are real funny.
Cap Alpha, like fraternity.
He boxes every day.
You run because you would beat him.
This guy's too strong and big.
He's the biggest.
You alpha pieka?
No, no, I was in a fret.
They threw one.
And then everybody could sign up if they want to box.
If he came down to your weight class, would you play?
No.
These guys are these guys.
I mean, this in the beginning, I didn't take it seriously, but then I saw and I was like, no, these guys are like really training and they're actually funny.
Because I remember the first fight I saw with who was it, Jake, against Nate.
I remember thinking, like, bro, he was low-key built for this shit.
We both were.
Just like just being like fucking tough and boxing happens to be a really good sport for toughness.
Just my fucking, my skull is in like the 99th percentile of thickness for humans.
Really?
Yeah, I have a thick fucking skin.
Why'd you get that measured?
It's a Dexa scan.
Oh, really?
Why'd you get that?
Health.
I spent a lot of money on health.
I didn't want to see my body fat.
I want to see how much each of my limbs weighs, which ones are out of proportion.
Oh, really?
You like my bone density?
Yeah.
Bone density.
The bone density, my skull and my bones in general is like much thicker than the average male.
Really?
Yeah.
And I always wonder this because when I get hit, it doesn't really like I don't really like, bro.
Floyd got me with the shot in the arena.
I don't know if y'all were there.
It was a fucking, there was one that was like a gunshot.
Left hook.
Yeah, why'd you point him for guns?
He loves the Floyd tuck.
He was going for it.
In my head, I go, good shot.
But I remember thinking, like, that was loud.
But I could take shots.
That's not a good thing, though.
Those are the guys who get the seats.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't, but yeah.
Yeah, you don't want to.
Yeah.
He don't want to get hit.
Exactly.
That's why he just let his brother box.
Yeah, you gotta let Jake box.
You can handle some business.
I'm gonna take pictures.
Okay, but seriously, we have to land this plane, guys.
So look.
I'm not sure we do, bro.
I'm not sure we do.
They call me a drug addict on my podcast.
No, they don't.
They do my calls to go drug addicts.
No, my fans.
Because of weed?
You don't want to make it intimate.
You want to make it intimate?
We back, man.
When do I care those things?
Let's go.
Because, yo, sometimes I drink and sometimes I smoke.
Yeah.
Sounds like the joke director.
Yeah.
The fans.
Some of the people were worried about Logan in the class.
Wait, really?
We're worried we don't want him like he's not the same ever since he started smoking.
What was the Daddy Longleg?
That's what it is.
Didn't do a typing class?
Yeah, no, I type like your ex walks, like, just fucking like son.
It's so crazy.
The disrespect.
That's crazy.
I don't know what's happening.
That's crazy, bro.
The disrespect.
I hate this dude.
I'm like, yo, who are some people we should go at?
Like, I'll tell you exactly.
I didn't realize what he was capable of.
You haven't seen this guy?
I should have fucking known.
I mean, his power is unimaginable.
Okay, listen, listen, listen.
Shit, Pete, come on, man.
What are you up there in the Balcone?
Like, he's just saying, you've been standing there for three hours.
You've been standing, swiveling a camera.
This guy's a beast.
Yo, yo, yo, tell me.
Tell me how much you love that guy.
He's great.
Because our guy who does that, his name's Caleb.
Oh, I know Caleb.
He's an assassin.
This motherfucker's on his shit.
Put that thing away.
He probably does it similar to me.
He edits, he shoots, he transports equipment.
He makes sure I have a sexual nice and set up.
You keep putting that thing at the top.
Chill out, bro.
Oh, don't you do that?
Yo, put that thing away, bro.
Put that thing away.
Yo, dude.
Dude, are you fucking kidding me?
I just pulled my goddamn neck.
I shot him.
Bro, you literally just pulled my goddamn neck, bro.
Do you believe in dreams?
Like, when you have a dream, you think it means some shit?
It depends.
That's a good question.
You ask good questions.
Yo, I'm like a good guy.
You got good questions.
I'm a great guy.
I'm a great guy.
Fuck yeah, bro.
I don't, I don't.
Do I believe in dreams?
Yeah, like you have a dream, all your teeth fall out, you wake up the next day, you're like, oh, is there some shit happening?
Or is like, oh, that's a weird dream.
Nope.
What?
I don't.
You don't believe it's a thing.
I don't.
Just keep saying that.
I don't, bro, I don't.
No, no, I don't.
That's just timing, bro.
That was the whole time.
Like, bro, that was like, that was just unbelievable timing.
The only way it's funny is in his time birthday.
There's nothing else there.
There's nothing else there.
It's the same thing said over and over.
And then, bow, wap.
That time it wasn't that.
No, but do you know the commercial?
That's good, bro.
Before?
That first time they said.
And then I was like, when y'all see what I just did, you'll know it.
But that first one.
I was like, what about you?
That fucking Australian guy.
No.
Wow.
That's an Australian guy.
He was interviewed by the news.
Oh, so sorry, bro.
I know you see the first video ever.
Yeah, you're not.
Exactly.
It's funny now.
I fucking hate you, man.
I fucking hate you, man.
You guys are out.
I'm going to pull one out.
I just be taking them out, bro.
I'm going to pull one out.
Come on, cops or something.
Black guy that's got a gun out.
That's a funny sketch.
Have you know what else is funny?
Tell me that's funny.
Tell me right now, please.
That show on Netflix called, I think you should leave.
Oh, Tim Robinson.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's it about?
Crazy.
What's it about?
That shit was next up.
What did you say?
Bro, you got your movie with me, bro.
You got these movies.
That's all you said.
Why did you say it like it was a friend?
What'd you think of the movie Titanic, bro?
I'll say it again.
That shit is next up.
Yo, this pot is over, bro.
Yo, I follow that.
You can't follow yourself.
This pot.
Say it, bro.
He didn't even want it.
Bomb, bro.
Hey, bomb.
I hear you.
It's not, bro.
That should be mixed up, bro.
Compared to Tim Robinson?
No, shot.
I think you should leave.
There's going to be.
Who is Tim?
Mark my words.
Who is Tim Robinson?
You hit me with the fucking sniper.
I'm sculpting Aaron, not even the sniper, motherfucker.
Scared.
This show, there's going to be a small subset of your audience that has watched this show and they feel what I'm feeling.
It's called The Life of Time of Tim Robinson.
What the fuck?
Are you fucking me?
What are you talking about?
You said it's the life and times of Tim Robinson.
I think you should leave.
That's what it's called.
Oh, I was like, God, you leave a piece of shit.
Who's on first?
Martin.
Come on.
He's been shooting kind of crazy.
Who's on first, though?
Go, Logan.
Go, go, go.
No, pull it up there.
I don't know.
The life and times of Tim Robinson.
I think you should leave.
It's funny.
It's a really funny comedy sketch show on Netflix.
Season one's hilarious.
I just started season two.
It's so fucking funny.
What's up?
Do you have a favorite sketch?
Oh, this is a trailer.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Do you want to see an actual sketch?
Go to the life and times of Tim Robinson.
I think you should leave.
It's impossible.
It's a good show.
It's a really good show.
And there's going to be people in the audience who are like, I feel you, bro.
It's so funny.
They gave it two seasons.
I was told to watch what I'm doing right now.
I've done to me, right?
There's a show.
I think you should leave.
You should watch it.
I was like, all right, all right, whatever.
By like three different people.
Finally, I watched it.
Now I'm one of those fucking people.
What'd you think of Top Gun?
I haven't seen it yet.
You're going to love it, though.
Yeah.
I'm the real Mafia.
Yo, have you seen Everything Everywhere All At Once?
I heard that's good too.
I didn't see it.
I heard that's like some crazy, life-changing shit.
I mean, yeah, I think you like it.
Alex didn't like it.
He saw it off my recommendation.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
So you really pulled up the life and times of Tim Tim Robinson everywhere.
Tim Robinson.
The Life and Times of Tim is an H Robinson.
It was an HBO film.
It was actually an animated film.
All right, let's land this plane.
Okay, we got to land this plane.
Listen, it's time.
Listen, listen, it's time.
Miles chill with that.
Listen, call Mike Malac.
Call him.
Call him real quick.
And just ask.
Hobblefoot?
Bro, I'm busy.
Mike was here, bro.
Is he the hobblefoot?
He's not.
No, he doesn't really hobble.
He just walks hard like a toddler.
Yo, Malac.
What's up, fucker?
Yo, listen.
You're on a podcast right now, bro.
We're trying to get you foot surgery.
Trying to get you foot surgery.
Drew, put it close to your chest.
Oh, yeah.
Foot surgery or ankle surgery?
Whatever the shit is that your foot looks crazy.
Production.
I got a oh, I got bunions.
I got bunions and I got a messed up ankle because I got arthritis.
Yeah, it's your ankle.
That's the thing that we're trying to fix.
And Logan said he's going to get the guy, Dr. Wong.
Yeah.
He's going to get Dr. Wong to fix your ankle.
He's paying for it?
No.
What's up, Mike?
Hey, buddy.
What's up?
Listen, I appreciate you offering to pay for my ankle.
That was real nice.
No one offered to pay.
It's just okay.
Well, just because Andrew called and said that you offered to pay for my ankle.
No, bro.
This guy's not mixed up, dude.
Yo, Malac, where are you right now?
Are you in Connecticut?
No, I'm in Los Angeles.
When does this episode come out?
You got to make sure his lives line up.
That is cheating ass back in there, bro.
Al just snitch on you.
He goes, Al just goes.
You go, no, I'm in Los Angeles.
When does this episode come out?
Al goes, you got to keep his lies straight.
Bro, are you cheating right now or what?
Yo, Mike Malak, are you cheating, bro?
For real, dude.
I'm not.
I got a story to tell you.
When does the episode come out?
It comes out Tuesday.
Why?
What happened, bro?
Should I just break it?
Ah, fuck it.
I'm in my brand new luxury home in fucking Los Angeles that no one knows about.
Wait a minute.
Was that the story?
That's that's lame.
Well, I mean, bro, I'm talking about it on Wednesday, so I didn't want to tell.
I didn't want to talk about it until I told the story.
Bro, I thought you smashed Ariana Grande's.
Yeah, nah, I don't have, bro.
I don't do anything cool like that.
I'm a fucking homeowner, dude.
Dude, I thought you were going to claim the baby, bro.
I thought you had some good news for us, dog.
What is this?
You're a homeowner shit.
Okay?
For YouTubers, it's like playing the Apollo, like stand-up at the Apollo or something.
What, buying a home?
Yeah, you make a whole deal about it.
You put a video on it, you get the ad revenue, all that stuff.
But did you do something where you could rollerblade through it so you don't have to use your foot?
I need that, dude.
I need that.
I just honestly, bro, I always, I always knew that, you know, you being from the same place as me, that it kind of, it would like help me.
And like, the fact that you got Logan to pay for this is like really helpful.
Yo, we got you.
We love you, bro.
Yeah, love you, bro.
All right.
I'll see you thanks again, Logan.
All right, yeah.
Okay, listen.
We got to land this plane, bro.
We got to land this plane.
We don't got to do shit.
I mean, we don't have to, but we got to land this plane out.
What?
Out.
Or what?
Any last questions?
Any last words?
Yo, any last questions?
Hey, any last questions about what?
I'm good.
I'm good.
No beef.
No beef.
Any last questions, bro?
Come on now.
How much was your shirt?
Just tell us a dollar amount.
Just tell us a dollar dollar, man.
That looked like an expensive ass shirt, Al?
I don't know.
I think like 50.
Oh, that's it?
Yeah, like that's style, bro.
This motherfucker got style, bro.
Oh, Puerto Rico.
Love it.
Did you pay taxes?
I do pay my taxes.
No, no, no.
Like, moving to Puerto Rico, did you not have to pay state tax?
Yeah, should we all move to Puerto Rico is what he's trying to say?
Yeah.
Al's Puerto Rican, half.
Sam, half.
Really?
Yeah.
That's cool.
Do you know Spanish?
No.
I'm a New York.
Oh, it's Puerto Rican.
My boxing coach is half Puerto Rico.
I think he's actually full Puerto Rican, but he knows Spanish.
And he grew up in New York.
There's a Puerto Rican festival this weekend, right?
Yeah, tomorrow.
I love Puerto Rico.
Okay, it depends.
Should we all move there or no?
Who's that?
Should we say what's up, December?
I'm just going to tell her.
That's probably not a good idea, actually.
No, that's fun, bro.
We are here.
You know what I mean?
You know, just ask.
Just be like, what's up?
Look at them all blushing and shit.
Yeah.
Nice.
Yo, just hit her.
Just be like, what's up?
What's up, Charles?
Yo, can you text her what we tell you?
Puerto Rican Coach and Spanish Skills00:02:12
That's funny.
Yeah, it is.
Let's see what she says to this.
Is this shit service up here?
No.
You need that Wi-Fi?
Yeah, you need the Wi-Fi.
What is it?
Do you want the password?
It's a very secret.
What are you trying to do, Ben Frank?
What is this?
What is he trying to do right now?
What are you doing?
Let's be naughty.
Which one is it?
Bleep, blip.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm leaving it in.
What?
Call me Ben Franklin.
I'm leaving it in.
That was one of those ones where it's like, fuck.
Because he kind of does resemble Ben.
Tuss, I was like, I feel you, bro.
Who else do you think he resembles?
Oh, no, no, bro.
I see the joke.
It's more Ben Franklin.
No, I hear you.
Have you ever looked at a nickel?
For sure.
I'm sure I have.
Men look at him.
Doesn't he look like that?
Doesn't he look a little bit like a nickel?
No.
Yeah.
Don't have necks.
Bro, I do see what you're saying.
He has a presidential face is what I'm trying to say.
I couldn't.
I got to get it out.
Holy fucking shit.
I mean, goddamn.
Am I good or am I good?
Fuck, the guy's good.
It's good, bro.
No, you look better, bro.
We call him all about the Benjies, bro.
No.
He looks like a young, sophisticated benefit.
Yeah.
Miles IQ, 160.
That is impossible.
Yeah, that's not true.
That would make him the smartest person on the planet.
What's the highest ever?
I think it's in the one.
It's either 161.
Let's look at it.
Damn.
Miles 160.
Miles got 160 IQ.
Holy shit.
228?
Wait, hold on.
That's from a 10-year-old.
How's that?
No, Einstein had a 160, I thought.
Oh, really?
I thought that's like one of the highest you can go.
I don't know.
Have you ever had your IQ done?
Dwayne IQ and Fractured Parents00:05:53
Wow.
Yeah.
Yep.
What was it?
37.
Age.
Okay.
Look, this is saying it can go pretty high up to 200.
They can go up to 200.
Oh, these people are geniuses.
That's crazy.
But what can they do?
It's making your 100 feel small now, right?
I didn't say I got 130.
I thought you said 100.
Oh, 140.
That was the cutoff for Mensa.
Higher than 130.
Oh, shit.
Al, have you ever taken an IQ test?
No, I haven't.
Never?
All right, fine.
Yeah.
All right, listen.
We have to come to a conclusion.
Or what?
Or what is also true?
Or what is also true, my boy?
What is also true?
Okay.
He's not considering that.
Listen.
You need to get into Wordle with your wife, though.
You got a wife you don't even fucking wordle.
Honestly, bro.
Fuck you.
Little no wordle ass bitch.
Yeah, no wordle.
Yo, you felt that.
Yo, that shit hit hard, bro.
Come on, y'all.
It's interesting.
Dude, we could talk about like the...
No, this is the niche of creators.
There's a political magazine called Politico.
You ever read Politico?
Never.
No.
Nobody has.
Nobody in this room has.
But the most important people in Washington do.
And because of that, it has value.
Yep.
So these like niche content creators.
I mean, isn't that what's happened with content in general?
Like, we got so many more famous people because everybody is kind of niche.
As ubiquitous as we think you are, there are spaces you might go where people don't know who you are.
That didn't happen 50 years ago.
Our parents knew all the same famous people as their parents.
You're fucking right.
So this is just what...
Well, it's so oversaturated.
There's so many people and things to like.
You got to be more specific now.
Especially to cut through.
Yeah.
And that's like, and some people have a more mass appeal.
Dwayne The Rock Johnson has a mass appeal.
How many more of those will there be?
It's tough, bro.
So tough.
I think about it.
That guy was like boring star.
Who Dwayne?
Yeah.
But I'm saying like in general, when you can choose to watch the exact movie that fits your interests, will you watch the big action movie that fits everyone's interests?
Me?
No, I'm saying like will one in the future.
Like if you can do something that will satisfy your every need, why would you sacrifice anything to do something that everyone likes?
Think about how much good content there is out right now.
Good like creators.
And it's just getting started.
There are people who just found Mr. Beast.
There are people who don't know who Mr. Beast.
Like we know who Mr. Beast is.
Like my parents have no clue who Mr. Beast is.
Which is wild.
Right?
Like my parents.
One of the most impactful people on the planet.
But my parents know when a basketball game is happening that nobody might watch or Jimmy Kimmel is on.
It's already fractured.
It's so fractured.
And it's just going to become increasingly fractured.
I agree.
But then who are the people that can, at the end of the day, humans want to experience things together.
There's just something about life that is just so much better with others.
That's why lonely people do the worst things potentially.
But like, so what are going to be the things, the events, the people that bring everyone together, that take them out of their little niche and go, I kind of want to watch this.
It's like a Dwayne Leroc Johnson title.
Maybe.
It's like, I don't, it's, and that, that will always change.
And when it does, like, the next Dwayne Leroc Johnson will be nothing like Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
But maybe he'll have to.
I'll feel the same.
We'll probably feel a similar way, right?
But what we really like about him is probably going to be vastly different.
Like these stars that come into fruition all make so much fucking sense.
I look at him.
I go, I see why you're a fucking star.
I did it.
That's the thing.
It's like a lot of the people that you meet, you justify their success after meeting them.
There are very few people that I've met that are like uber famous where I'm just now like, oh yeah, they're not sharp.
Yeah.
Dude, they're on their shit.
Yeah, they're smart.
They're hardworking.
There are a couple of people we've had on our podcast noticeably keen.
Like, you are a fucking needle.
Yeah.
Sharp.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They leave her like, that's a star.
Russell Brand.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Walked off our podcast.
My head was split.
I was like, whoa.
Really?
Yeah, he's just like, he's a star, dog.
Liam too.
Really?
Liam too.
Did like impersonations.
He can sing.
He like freestyle on the spot.
Could tell a good story.
It's definitely fucking interesting.
Yeah.
Has a good story.
Like he left charismatic, good looking.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He left and all of us were like, that's a star.
We had another one on the show today.
So people are just built like that.
And the big time motherfuckers all are.
Hmm.
So is that who ends up becoming president in general?
If they give us the biggest star in the political sphere.
Eventually.
Not even eventually.
I'm saying like right now.
Sure.
That's kind of what it is.
People have the quality.
Love social media.
It echoes the sentiment of the majority and sometimes the minority.
You can like, you can see the, like, yeah.
What do you mean by that?
Sometimes the minority.
You can see.
Yeah, sometimes it's a very vocal minority.
And they can make things trend because they're so vocal.
Yeah, yeah.
And sometimes maybe the thing they're talking about has merit and then they can attract a larger group of people.
It's how these like revolutions and like movements are sometimes starting.
For that reason, social media is really great.
It connects, it may be, it may be connected alienated people that beforehand did not have a voice and now it does.
It gives them community.
Like low-key, if you don't have community now, fuck ye.
That's tough.
Bro.
That's tough.
You're meant to be alone.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Moon Theories and Community Algorithms00:01:24
Like, if you can just go on the internet and find the other thousand people that think just like you like the exact same things as you.
Facts.
There's an algorithm curated for you.
Yeah, dog.
And that's why, no joke, the flat earth people exist.
And there's a lot of them.
Yeah.
There's a lot.
There's a lot of them.
There's a lot of them.
More than you'd think.
By the way, I'll say it again.
Maybe they're fucking right, but they're probably most likely fucking absolutely not right.
Is there any conspiracy you're into?
Conspiracy.
I kind of take you as a conspiracy guy a little bit.
There's one I've been thinking about.
I don't know what I believe.
Okay.
You think we made it to the moon?
Yes, but I don't think the video of the moon is the real video.
Whoa!
What?
Yeah, that's like, that's like the same.
That's almost like what?
I think we made it to the moon, but they didn't think about putting the right video equipment up there to capture everything.
They came back and it was bullshit.
It wasn't presentable enough to give to the people.
So they're like, yo, can y'all recreate that shit so we can market this thing that we just did?
Got Kubrick on it.
Logan, tell us about your younger life.
Like, Logan's.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
Yo, guys, this has been flagrant.
We've got the legend Logan Paul in the motherfucking building.
I'm not sure you did, bro.
The future president is in the motherfucking building.