Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Jake Tran's controversial interview regarding his dating preferences, while debating BLM's alleged luxury real estate purchases against Joel Osteen's private jets. They analyze T.I.'s confrontation of a comedian, Elon Musk's Twitter stake for narrative control, UNC's stadium liability, and a Palm Springs UBI experiment. Ultimately, the hosts frame these diverse topics through a lens of systemic hypocrisy, questioning whether cultural appropriation or financial privilege defines modern justice. [Automatically generated summary]
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Jake Tran And The Idiot00:14:37
I'm not racist.
He has an accent.
Pause.
This is Jake Tran, YouTube extraordinaire, my personal friend, and overall, a great guy.
And this is Andrew Schultz, aka kind of an idiot.
Just watch the next 10 seconds and you'll see why.
So at the time, I was doing Taekwondo.
I was a competitor and coach.
What's Tech Window for us old people?
Taekwondo.
Yeah.
Taidy.
Korean martial art.
Oh, Taekwondo.
Techno, dude.
I thought you said Tech Window.
You said Taekwondo.
Dude, you said you just said.
Two price, dude.
Hold on.
Relax.
God damn it, dudes.
You just said.
What idiot you are.
How dumb hearty you are.
He just said he watched a lot.
Really trying to be like Charlie Rose or something.
The NP doesn't be more ignorant.
What's Tech Window?
Listen, listen.
You just said you watched a lot.
Y'all made it worse.
You know that, right?
What y'all do is way more disrespectful.
What y'all do is way more disrespectful.
I made it in a set.
I made an eminence for a Smith state.
Give that a documentary.
He said he watched a lot of Tech YouTube Marquise Brownlee.
And then he said he started working for Tech Window.
I couldn't believe those words are coming out of your mouth.
Boom.
I watched it happen.
Like a fucking train accident.
I was like, wait, is he actually having Tawa?
Life was slow motion for Lil.
There's no way he's crazy.
Wait, can you explain?
There's no way.
I can't believe it.
I'm watching you say this.
I mean, there's no fucking way this is happening right now.
He said Tech Window, bro.
You misspoke, bro.
Just be honest.
It's a mistake.
I mean, it's so fucking clear.
It's Taekwondo.
Be honest.
You guys thought it was Tech Window.
No, deadass is Taekwondo.
Let's just speak.
I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.
But when I re-watched it, it's so obviously Tech Window.
Taekwondo.
It's Tech Washington.
You see?
You see?
No, no, no.
And Al, now that we're not on the episode, you talk that shit out.
Say it with Jack.
Jake understand that shit.
Yo, I didn't know he was saying the whole interview.
No, no, no, just that part.
Like, where's the subtitles of this shit?
That's my ENF.
No problem.
Yo, after the episode, after the episode, I was telling Al Jake's name, and Al was like, wait, you don't give him a number?
Oh, my God.
Remember you said that?
You called him 456.
I was like, he's trans?
That's a kid.
His last name is Trent.
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
But no, in all seriousness, all seriousness, and we have the Jake Tran, the full interview where I'm vindicated.
I love you, Jake.
At the end of this episode, we have the full one where I'm vindicated.
Do you have the part?
At least go to the part where I asked him to say Tech Window and Taekwondo back to back.
I don't know.
Sounds so crazy.
Dude, can you just play the beginning of that again?
Is that possible?
Can we just play the variable?
Have you ever heard Mark just cuss me?
This is Mark's guy.
Mark loves his fucking guy.
I love Jake.
He's my friend.
Mark was like OG early adaptive.
Like, he was all over Jake Tran.
I love Jake too, bro.
This guy, I love Jake.
We love Jake.
With all the love in my heart, he don't know how to speak Taekwondo.
He don't know how to say Taekwondo.
He don't know how to say Taekwondo.
Taekwondo.
Taekwondo.
Tech window.
He says tech window.
He said it with a little flare.
That flare?
Why don't you say nothing?
He says it wrong.
I was curious about Tech Window.
I wanted to know it was.
A course I could take.
If it wasn't until Mark called you a fucking idiot, then I was like, he really fast went.
Yeah, he goes, Mark, literally, I've never heard Mark speak this way to me in my life.
He just goes, he goes, you fucking idiot.
I couldn't believe it, bro.
I couldn't believe it.
Why not?
Is what he said?
Go to the part where I asked him to say Tech Window and Taekwondo back to back.
No, There's a part.
Yeah, this is what Matt.
Say Tech Window.
Tech Window.
Now say Taekwondo.
Tech Wondo.
Shut up, all of you.
Shut the fuck up, all of you forever.
Fuck your life.
Fuck your life.
You're good.
That's just the same.
You can't say.
Stop it.
Dude.
Come on, son.
Completely serious?
Completely serious.
Completely serious.
That shit sounded very similar.
Oh, my God.
The first time it was very clear was Taekwondo.
He was talking about Brown Lee.
Is that the same?
But you just got it with a copy.
What an Asian name for a Brack I'm not sure.
Oh, my God.
Brown Lee?
You do it so good.
Brown Lee, right?
But I just call him a barack eye.
Is it slowly?
Did I catch it?
Yeah, you might have got it.
Son, the fact that you thought he just made up a thing.
I saw the look of curiosity in all y'all's faces.
Y'all were just too soft to ask the question.
I understand English.
That's what I'm guilty of.
I understand English.
Is that what I'm guilty of?
Does it make me racist to understand English?
Hey, hey, break it down for me.
What is Tekkwindo?
Yo, it's what he says, bro.
He's just so embarrassed.
Mark, he's so embarrassed.
Where's Mark calling me a fucking idiot?
You say Taekwondo.
Dude, he said.
You just say, Alex Diane.
Also, look what Al got on his shirt.
Look at the rapper.
Look at the rapper on the shirt that Al decided to wear.
Yo, you are the wildest dog.
What is the name of the rapper on your shirt that you decide to wear?
His name is Chinx Drugs.
I thought it was Chingy.
I don't know what Asian pharmacists did to you, but that was fucking disrespectful, yo.
That was disrespectful.
I thought he would appreciate it.
Oh, no.
We both matching with the hairs.
Y'all are haters.
You want to get nice to Jake Tran?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm vindicated.
When he ran it back, when he went.
He ran it back, it was closer, but it was definitely very obvious.
He said Taekwondo.
No, it wasn't.
I'm going to do this.
I feel like he was fucking with you because he felt disrespected after that first one.
He was like, I'm going to make them shits mad close because that was embarrassing, man.
I can't believe you.
Y'all some haters anywhere, bro.
Y'all some haters, bro.
Shout out to Jake Tran.
The motherfucking.
The oldest, whitest moment ever on this podcast.
Why, Al?
Why?
Why?
If we both understood it, y'all didn't grow up with any Asians.
That's your fault.
My best friend is Chinese.
Oh, my best friend.
I've heard that before.
Yeah, we know.
Harold.
Gerald.
Gerald.
But Gerald speaks the motherfucking Queen's English.
He does very well.
That was not.
It's a Korean word, bro.
Say what?
It's a Korean word.
I know.
What I'm saying is he's closer.
He's closer to it.
He's closer.
What's wrong with saying that?
Don't you think I have an easier time doing a British accent than, you know?
You're a British accent sucks, bro.
War.
What are you talking about?
Come on.
The Titanic is sinking.
Where's my wife?
Getting fucked in the Model Transport.
It's more like, oh, what's up, mate?
All right, mate.
How you doing?
Then he turns Australia once he does.
Oh, what?
Fucking kick it out.
All right.
No, all right, bro.
Hey, bro.
Bruv, bruv.
Hey, bro, why don't you come on over and we'll put on some older suits and stuff.
Play dress up with the boys.
Yeah, you want to come on over with the boys and we'll just grab each other's knobs a bit.
Come on, we'll just grab each other's knobs a bit.
Let me suck your belly.
I'll take your bell end.
I'll suck it down to my throat.
And, you know, we'll see how far it goes.
You spread my ass?
Yeah, first person.
Fuck your dick, put it in it.
Exactly.
First person to get it hard is gay.
You want to play that game?
69?
First person to get hard is guy.
Fuck him going Australian again.
You killed that accent.
That was good.
That was fire.
That was fire.
You really were in your tech window on that one.
I knew you hit it.
Yeah, you hit it.
Can we get back to the Jake Tran interview?
Yes, Jake Tran is one of my favorite YouTubers.
That's one of Mark's favorite friends.
So we do have an interview with Jake Tran that you guys will experience.
And it's filled with.
Well, before we talk about that, can we talk about Elon Musk, mine 10% of Twitter?
We can talk about that.
Or should we talk about Albert Pujols being a boss?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Albert Pujols.
I don't know if you guys know he's a baseball player.
Baseball is a sport in America.
Kind of.
Yeah, kind of.
Yeah.
And basically, his wife was getting brain surgery.
And he clearly thought that she was going to die.
And she ended up living.
Damn.
So he divorced her right afterwards.
Bad or good?
I think it's a good thing to do.
Talk to me.
Look, she's got a new lease on life.
So now he's like, look, take half my money and then go be free.
Oh, is she getting caked up?
I'm sure.
It's a divorce.
She's getting caked up somehow.
Wow.
Hey, you got you.
Go live another life.
You got a second chance.
Why live a second life married?
I mean, go live a second life free.
Albert Pujols is a good man.
Oh, he's doing this for her.
He's doing this for her.
That's a good span.
He's a charitable guy.
That's a good.
Do you think that he was hoping that she would die?
Probably.
I don't mean maybe just forget that she was married to him.
Like the vow.
Like the vow, but he just leaves right after.
Yeah, exactly.
Wait, what's the vow?
I never saw that shit.
It's a romantic movie I've seen.
A wife gets amnesia and then the husband stays with her until she remembers everything.
Oh, is that with Adam Sandler?
That's like Channing Payton.
50 first dates.
51st dates.
I've seen that.
Same to Sam, basically.
But one is a comedy and one is more romantic.
Yo, that 51st day shit is mad funny because does he smash day one?
I don't think so.
Because like one day she's like, I don't really give head.
And he's like, yo, dumbass.
I was sucking this dick crazy three days ago when I took you on a fucking canoe.
You know what I mean?
Like that you can find out if the girl's lying or not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Tech window.
My little tech window.
You know what I'm saying?
What do you guys think about Albert?
I don't speak Spanish.
I mean, actually.
But like, I was telling me, apparently, it's not really the case.
Yeah.
Why not?
Nah, they've been separated for a long time.
Huh?
The divorce just went through.
Yeah.
Oh, yo, so he was doing this.
He was.
Ow, what?
What are you saying?
What's the information you go, man?
Won't you go tell us some things that's going on?
What you want to pay for?
So if Brayden had a little case of fuzzy wuzzies, I face it.
And they just tried to cover that.
I faced out.
All right, so what happened?
Hey, Adam.
Bruv.
I got a split channel.
The hard time.
Tell us what happened, bruv.
So she went in there.
Her head was a little bit wonky.
And they scooped out the wonky.
Yeah.
And then he just divorced her, ain't it?
Right then and there.
You got it.
You got it.
Oh, right.
Right off.
This is the most insane part of the article.
Please tell me.
He goes, Pooh Holes.
A recent near certain Hall of Famer conceded this that his timing was awkward.
He said in the statement about the divorce at the time it was awkward.
This is why.
I realize this is not the most opportune time with opening day approaching and other fancy.
It's opening day, the day of the surgery.
Yeah, is that when they cut her fucking skull open to scoop out the fuzzy Wozzie?
The wonky bit in there.
And that.
I think it is.
All right.
Is there any more of the article you want to read?
He was just tired of the lawyers dragging their feet.
And so he's like, yo, get this shit done with.
That's what it was.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it real?
Whoa.
All right.
Well, if it's not that crazy and it's time for him to get a divorce, I guess it's pretty go.
Shall we move on to the other stories?
Straight up Jason.
All right.
I know.
So, the other stories.
Wait, real quick.
The reason he didn't get divorced earlier is because he thought he'd keep half his money if she died.
That's why I was just a little one more likely.
Yeah.
But now that she survived, right?
It's quite simple surgery when you think about it.
Here's the other thing.
Anytime you divorce or break up someone, it's always after something, eventually.
You know what I mean?
Like, oh, I was in a car accident two months ago.
Like, he broke up with me two days after my birthday.
Like, there's always some shit happening.
Yeah.
Do you think she got the brain cancer from not sucking his deck of a lot?
I've heard that.
I think we need to make wives know that.
I think it's important.
Remember when they said that if you eat out girls, you get throat cancer?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who's that?
That's what happened to Andrew's voice.
Michael Douglas.
He was eating out a girl from Wales.
They're full of cancer, those girls.
He's the same guy who likes the hamsters up his ass.
Nope.
That's Richard Gere.
That's Richard Gere.
How white?
Pretty many of y'all are.
If you were married to Cindy Crawford, you'd want some gerbils in your Enki box.
Wouldn't you?
I guess.
Wouldn't you want your gerbils?
Yeah, I know.
In your tobacco maker?
Nicotine Jokes And Open Mic00:08:10
That's some great job, bro.
Wouldn't you?
Stop throwing things at me.
Stop throwing things at me.
Okay.
Oh, Kosh.
Oh, Mark, what is the next stop?
Let's see if you want to do this one.
Yeah.
T.I. apparently approached a comedian for making jokes about him.
Ah, this is true.
It was at a wee.
It was at an open mic.
A wee open mic.
In it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was.
But yeah, yeah, there's a video that came out.
I actually spoke to the girl and I spoke to T.I. this morning separately, but like, it was interesting.
So I don't know if you guys saw the video.
Do we want to play a little bit of it?
What do you guys think?
I can pull it up.
We also got to get T.I. on the pod eventually.
Yeah.
So what's happening is there's an open mic.
What happened beforehand is, I'll do a little setup.
I guess what happened beforehand is that he came in to pop into the mic.
He did some time.
He got off.
She starts making fun of him.
He makes fun of her hair in her hair and like the hat.
And she responds with, you know, you got to talk about those allegations.
So then he goes, nah, we're not going to talk about that right now.
And then video.
It's nothing to charge me for.
Or another shut the fuck up for our second.
Nigga, when you stop talking about it, when you stop playing with me and mad, I'm going to stop saying something.
I swear to nigga, ain't no motherfucking case.
Ain't never been on the street.
He's just dancing on stage.
Because I ain't did nothing wrong.
No.
So the backstory is they had like a little kind of beef or whatever, I think.
Even before this, he thought that they squashed it.
That's why he came to her mic, was doing some time.
Maybe he did a longer amount of time.
Then the back and forth about the hat happened.
And then T.I.'s like, you know, what do I, what do I do?
I just let people say these things.
And, you know, basically, I was telling him, it's like, listen, as a comedian, you can't really tell people they're not allowed to joke about you because you're just going to make them want to joke about you even more.
100%.
And I also understand this girl.
It's like, you know, one, coming from a place where like someone's silencing her on her stage, especially like a comic and saying you can't make these jokes.
Yeah.
You know, it's, yeah, it's, it's fucking sucks, dude.
It fucking sucks.
But I told him, I was like, dude, you don't want to be the guy that says you can't joke around about me because then all comics are going to want to joke around about you and they're not going to look at you as a real comic.
100%.
But I also understand him.
It's like, what do I just let the world call me a fucking sexual predator or whatever?
But you also got to keep perspective on like, this is an open mic or whatever this is, like a small show.
Yeah.
It's not like this is going to, you made it go viral by acting like this.
It would have just died right there.
Yep.
You kind of got to let it sit.
And that's the thing.
Comics sit on a high horse a lot and talk shit and act like we got no skeletons.
But with a guy that's already famous, the skeletons are out.
Yeah.
So it's tough.
It's a tricky thing.
But that's also something he got to recognize coming into the game.
Yeah.
Like if you come in, if you go to a rap battle, for example, and you're talking shit about someone, please believe they're going to bring up.
Yep.
You're crazy as shit.
Yep.
So these are the costs of coming to the game and going back and forth with somebody.
You never know.
They might drop some crazy shit.
Yeah, you can't not expect that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like, it's like, you don't get to do everything on your own terms in life.
Yes.
And that's the tricky thing that he's in right now.
Yeah.
But I empathize for it's like, imagine every time you say anything, they just bring up some shit that has no bearing, no case, no nothing.
Yeah.
It just taints who you are and your legacy when there's no proof.
It's not in the courts.
What is the status of that?
Because last I heard, it was like allegations were brought up.
And then I think it got wiped away.
So there's not even any charge made.
So it's like, it's one thing if it's in the courts.
Yeah.
But it's nothing if it's not and there's no charges and it just goes away.
And it was like, oh, people trying to like me to him on some fake shit, but everybody's acting as if it's real.
I could, I could empathize with how frustrating that is.
Yeah.
But I also empathize with the comics.
Like, yo, you're not going to tell me what I can or can't joke about.
No fucking chances.
You coming in here to do the comedy show, especially my show telling me what I can't do.
Nah, not going to happen.
Fuck that.
Yeah.
And that's what I told her.
So it's a, it's a tricky.
But that's the issue is you make a scene about it and then all of a sudden way more people see it.
It's like the Streisand effect.
Like by trying to block it and trying to close it out, it makes it bigger.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What are your guys' thoughts?
I mean, like, ideally, you like just kind of take it and then it eventually gets washed away.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like eventually it just gets caught out.
Like I didn't know really about the allegations until this video.
I didn't know either.
And that's the thing.
Like he might not realize he's going to put more sauce on these things.
100%.
You just let it fucking go.
You made it mainstream with this.
But this will eventually wash away too.
Like if you just don't bring this up, like just be cool for a while.
Like this will go away and then the rest of it will go.
But you're going to have to eat some shit in the meantime.
You're going to have to deal with a lot of people making jokes about it now.
And you got to kind of know that if I want to keep doing comedy, this is what's going to happen.
I did that to me.
And this is a learning lesson.
And then in a few years, hopefully people stop doing that shit.
Yeah, especially if you laugh at it.
Assuming it's all untrue, which she's claiming like the whole thing's bullshit and there's no like legitimate charge in the courts.
Yeah.
And another thing that happened later in the video is like he goes on stage and like takes the mic from her.
Yeah, which is, you can't do it.
And he doesn't, he's not, he's like hugging her first and then he just rips the mic.
But it's like, nah, bro.
You can't do that.
You can't go up to comedians.
You can't put, can't touch them.
And you definitely can't remove microphones from comedians, especially you come in as a comedian.
Yeah.
But I understand he's coming from the rap game where it's like fighting for your identity and your persona and your narrative is everything.
Yeah.
Someone talks shit about you.
You got to come back with a song.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he's applying that to the comedy game.
You come back with jokes.
Yeah.
In this game.
And he runs with DC in them.
So he knows like just scoring shit that you can go.
Yeah.
If you get that muscle up and just go, go, go, you can win.
Yeah.
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This combination of rappers, comedians, women's hair, weird sex shit.
It just makes it a bad combination, bro.
Yo, it's so true.
We're right back at square one, dude.
But yeah, if I'm him, I just handle this offstage.
Go through afterwards, just be like, yo, you got to stop saying shit that's not true, blah, blah, blah.
And just like handle it with her.
Or maybe you don't say you got to.
Just say, hey, man, that's something really hard for me.
Like, we're going to see each other.
We're both in the comedy scene here in Atlanta.
We're going to do this.
Like, I don't get why you're coming to me on this shit.
I get we're scoring.
Twitter Edits And Marketing Spin00:10:16
You also got to say that because he started it.
So I get we're scoring, but like that's kind of a low blow because that shit isn't true.
I understand if that triggers you in some way, but you got to understand I'm actually innocent.
I know a lot of guys say that and then whatever.
And then hopefully she believes you and then you can squash it.
But if you handle it like that, you have a much higher chance of squashing it than you do if you go up and grab the fucking microphone.
Yeah.
And then the video's out on Elon Musk's Twitter.
And it's over, dude.
It's Elon Musk's Twitter now, by the way.
Yeah.
Elon Musk.
He got a board.
All the Twitter.
And the first day they go, he's going to have a, what is it called?
A non-authoritative role.
Like when he bought the percentage, there was like a clause like this.
Basically, he doesn't have a say, a passive role or something like that.
And then one day later was like, he's on the board.
Yeah.
And of course you want him on the board.
You want one of the most successful humans in history, especially in the tech sector, to be on the board of an app.
He's the best Twitter account.
Yeah.
So of course you want that guy representing your brand.
And he's not as dangerous as like a Trump was, even though Trump's Twitter was awesome.
Yeah, like he doesn't have the same radio activity, it's controversial, but it's not the same.
Yeah, that's the guy that should own the majority of Twitter.
Now, what do you think he's doing this for?
What is the inspiration behind this?
I mean, I know what people are hoping that it is.
Yeah, like, but what do you think it is?
Yeah, I don't know.
Like, I mean, I just trust that he's like a savvy business sort of like mover and that he knows what he's doing and kind of what he wants the outcome to be.
But I mean, equity in some major platform in terms of like you have all these billionaires that buy up like media companies.
So, like, Bezos buys up Washington Post, like MSNBC, the MS is Microsoft.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's owned by all these media companies are owned by billionaires.
So, I'm assuming he's looking at this as like, oh, this is the new wave of media.
So, I'm going to try to buy in the news.
That would be really fucking smart.
So, um, were you going to say something else?
I think he wants Twitter on the Tesla interface in cars.
Interesting.
For what reason?
Right now, he has Spotify.
There's a few that he doesn't have.
And so I'm pretty sure they're blocking him from like including them in there because their interface is like, you can't adjust it.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
You can't buy apps.
You can't add apps and shit like that.
Yeah.
And then, and so, what would be the advantage of having Twitter on just makes it more cool?
And it's that much.
My cars come with Twitter.
As you have self-driving.
Now, that's interesting.
Him being able to buy up or at least buy shares of these companies that he wants to incorporate in the Teslas.
I think that's kind of fun.
That's interesting.
But to what Mark was saying, I think is quite interesting: is that once you become a billionaire, you need a media apparatus to protect your wealth.
And it's not even billionaire.
Like back in the day, you just need like Jeff Bezos needs something that's pumping out positive Bezos shit and crushing his enemies.
I'll do it.
Rupert Murdoch, everyone.
Every single one of them.
So the media is really an arm of the powerful.
And we've seen that in terms of powerful politicians, but we also have to look at it as in terms of like powerful businessmen.
And in America, the businessmen and women, you could argue, have just as much influence in the government as the government.
Or maybe they're in cahoots.
A different discussion.
Who gives a fuck?
We'll change it all when I'm president.
No, but I like that him going, wow, the information landscape is not Washington Post.
The information landscape is the apps themselves.
So if I'm an owner of these apps, it's not that he can control truth, but what he can do is control the erasure of truth.
Okay.
So remember, he was tweeting a lot about COVID early on, and he was like a little skeptical about COVID.
And he saw tweets getting taken down, people getting taken down for it.
If they were going to stop the work at his factory and all this other shit, he can allow information that can combat a Washington Post article without getting wiped down.
Right?
Like, there are certain people that control the narratives, what's acceptable, what's not acceptable on Twitter.
Some of the not acceptable stuff works out potentially in his favor.
Now he can fight to make sure that's still there.
So he might not be as deliberate as a Washington Post would be, which is like, why Jeff Bezos is the best man ever?
Yeah.
But he can make sure an article that is shitting on Bezos gets just as much light as an article.
He also is a smart move.
Like, why would you control the source of the information when you could just control the marketplace?
The marketplace.
Now, if he starts to have the same influence that a Bezos has on the Washington Post, where you start to see it really being skewed in Elon's favor, that's where things get dangerous.
That is kind of dangerous.
But apparently, this is their solution to just not having him buy the company outright.
That's what somebody said.
They were afraid he really because he's rich enough to just buy fucking Twitter.
Whatever offer you want, he can make it.
You know what I mean?
300 billion.
That's fine.
He could do that.
So they were like, just give him the board seat.
Let's just keep him happy.
Let's give him 10%.
And then this way he doesn't own the whole fucking thing because there's one human being on earth rich enough to buy out Twitter outright, and it's him.
Wow, he's he loves Twitter.
I mean, yeah, yeah, I'm also assuming that he sees this as like an arm of his brand in terms of like marketing.
Yeah, like he doesn't spend any money on marketing, and his Twitter is the marketing for SpaceX and Tesla.
Yep, so he's like, at the very least, I will just have equity in my marketing.
Yeah, Tesla doesn't spend on traditional marketing dollars because he's the exactly.
Now, question: He's um, he's he's suggesting I think Twitter's also working on an edit function for tweets.
Did you see this?
Yeah, he had a poll: should Twitter allow an edit button?
And then, and then apparently, Twitter came out and said they were also working on it, or they have been maybe for a while.
So, maybe this is them talking about it.
I thought they had that already.
No, no, no, but like, why is that advantageous?
So, I mean, I'm assuming their thing would be like, oh, you can correct misinformation or create like a fucking typo that kills a tweet, but just delete right.
But if you have this tweet that goes super crazy viral, like you can correct it and you can edit things to make them more accurate, like I'm sure that would be like the marketing spin that they would want this for.
So, the problem with it is like you get everybody to retweet something you say, then you edit it and you're saying foul shit.
Yeah, that happens on Reddit.
Like, you can edit like Reddit comments.
And so, like, some people just do that for fun.
Like, yo, upvote this comment to make the post look crazy and then it'll get crazy upvotes.
And then they'll just change the comment to just be some wild shit.
And then it's like, why did everyone upvote this?
But then, but it'll say edit at the top.
So then you can kind of put the clues together.
Got you.
Okay.
At least I'm just trying to understand like what is the advantage of this edit, but it's like taking down a YouTube video and then putting it back up.
It's out of the algorithm.
Yeah.
That's how it hurts you.
So if it's like, oh, it's just a fucking typo, I would love to correct this.
I don't want this sitting there as it gets momentum.
Then you just, you can correct it.
Because articles can edit themselves on, or not edit themselves, but like New York Times can put like an addendum to an article and be like, no, like this is actually a correction.
And if Twitter is looking at themselves as a newspaper, it's like, oh, we should allow journalists, like every journalist in the world, that Twitter is their home base.
Now I'm understanding.
I was thinking it was about like you said something foul and you're going to get canceled for it, but it's editing, it's the New York Times editing their headline that's on Twitter.
Right.
It's the New York Times in Sel that's what I'm assuming.
I don't know.
COVID killed this many people.
No, no, no.
Now that you know it didn't, don't put out that new tweet that no one's going to see.
Nobody's going to see.
You edit the one everybody saw.
Correct your shit.
And if you don't correct it, we're going to look at it as misinformation and we will take it down.
Right.
Oh, interesting.
That's what I'm assuming.
I don't know.
But like Twitter's biggest thing is like journalists and like academics and like people like having hot takes and like trying to combat misinformation and shit.
That's like the biggest challenge.
I mean, one way to combat misinformation is be able to edit it.
I thought it was a cancel thing, but now that I know it's about like information.
Yeah.
But I guess you could go back.
Like if you said some crazy shit back in the day, 12 years old on Twitter, you could go back, just change the words a little bit.
You can only delete the tweets.
Oh, yeah.
You can delete.
Like Twitter should offer a function that allows you to delete a tweet.
Like Twitter should just be like, how long would you like your tweets to exist here?
Yeah.
A year?
Cool.
One month?
Cool.
You want to delete it every single day?
Cool.
Yeah.
And I think that would make it so giving up mad IP right now.
Yeah, I wish Twitter had like a flag box.
Like, hey, here's all the tweets that you should consider deleting.
You know what I mean?
Like, if it just had like a keyword search, it's called your drafts.
But, like, I wish there was just like a little thing that's like, oh, yeah, you said this word back in the day.
Like, once we have Twitter for 50 years, and like we're saying words now, like, we're saying trans now, but what if trans is a slur in 50 years and you don't say trans anymore?
I wish Twitter could like update and be like, hey, you have a bunch of tweets that say trans.
Like, do you want to fix that?
Yeah.
And just like, like, give you an alert.
Well, you can look up.
Yeah, if you buy the word, but you can't.
But they should do it for you.
What if they said that?
You could just have a little inbox.
It's like, yeah, you were wild back.
Flagged tweets.
Yeah.
That's great.
Yeah.
Hey, these words are deemed sensitive now.
They're not illegal on our platform, but people find them sensitive.
You said this back in the day.
You might have been drunk and forgot.
Yeah.
Just wanted to.
Because it hurts their brand that they have won such a good search feature that everyone can look up anything, but it also hurts them that, oh, I could put up something and then in 10 years it looks crazy and then people kill me.
I mean, low-key, like, go.
No, I just kind of like seeing how people used to wild.
Yeah, you know, you can't.
No, that's true.
But low-key, like, you don't like seeing how you used to wild.
That's not the thing.
Like, I stopped using Twitter in terms of like feeding with content.
I was like, the risk is too high.
It doesn't help me do anything.
It doesn't help my career.
It doesn't sell tickets.
It doesn't let people to the podcast.
But it only hurts me if I say one thing wrong.
So it's not worth it.
So I stopped tweeting.
That's bad for Twitter.
Twitter wants or should want funny people.
Yeah.
But if funny people are scared, Charlamagne's not on fucking Twitter no more.
He used to be hilarious on Twitter.
So maybe you've removed the funny people that say things that are dangerous for your platform.
And maybe that's what you want.
So maybe that's, I guess, a good thing.
But I think the best platform is where the funniest people are on there.
I mean, we made Twitter pop in when everybody was wilding out on it.
Yeah.
Anyway, what else we got, man?
What about topicos?
Did you see the NCAA finals?
No, I just saw the clip of the guy with the floor.
This is kind of wild.
I'd never seen this before.
Yeah.
This is crazy.
NBA Floor Moves And Injuries00:08:25
Someone drops in their group child.
Pull it up.
Do you want to set it up a little bit?
You want to bust it?
Yeah.
So if you didn't watch the NCAA championship, it was Kansas and UNC.
UNC was up big at the half, and then Kansas came back and won.
A lot of reasons.
You could say UNC blew it, but one of their star players got hurt in the game.
And Armando Beckott Beckot.
I don't know how you say his last name, but Armando Bakot.
Say it one more time.
Armando Backet.
Oh, that's fine.
No, it's British.
You have to pronounce it British.
Armando?
What is that?
Armand.
Bacot.
It's not even anything.
I'm Scottish.
Oh, okay.
You're Scottish now.
Go to the caption.
Can you scroll up, please?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's establish two things here.
One: Carolina wins if Farmando Baker doesn't go down.
Two, freedom.
All right, this is the clip.
They said the floor moves.
So if you watch the clip, you'll see.
Watch his right foot now.
So rolls his ankle, it looks like.
Yeah, so here's my question to you guys: Do you think the ankle is rolled because of the floor?
I do.
I think if the floor moves as you're trying to plant on it, how are you stable on that?
Yes, it's just moving out of the way.
How do you roll your ankle?
You step into a lower surface.
You know what I mean?
Like you're moving sideways and like you step into a pothole.
And that's what that is.
That's a pothole.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I've rolled my ankles a bunch, like playing ball.
That ankle roll right there comes from him rolling his ankle a bunch.
It's just a weak tendon or something.
And I think what happened is he had a lot of force going in one direction, tried to plant.
Maybe the floor moving gave that little.
I do.
Yeah.
I mean, once you roll your ankle once, it just rolls way more easily.
It's a crazy thing.
But it seems like if you're trying to plant, especially on your just like one small part of your body, like the toes or whatever, and then the whole floor moves, your whole body's going to move in accordance with the floor shifting.
I think.
And that's where you're going to, you're planted and then all of a sudden, it's the same way like the corner of a rug moves and you step on it and you slip.
It's kind of like that.
Yeah.
No, I'm with you.
I just feel like even if that floor doesn't move, there's a good chance that he rolls his ankle.
Because there's a lot of guys in the NBA you see roll their ankle and it's not because the floor is moving.
And I also think that the floor moves a lot more than we assume.
You think so?
Yeah.
Like there's a picture of Zion dunking recently.
The entire floor caves in when he goes to jump.
Did you see the one where he's that's in an arena?
This was in a, and this was put up there in a stadium for this event.
So now they do put up the floor in sections.
Yeah.
They put up these little like rectangles of floor.
And so people are going, oh, they didn't put it in right.
And it's like, dude, like the old garden in Boston.
Yeah.
You've heard that.
They have like dead spots and all that shit.
Yeah.
But this is also 30 years later or whatever.
100%.
I just think it's very convenient to be like, this is the reason why.
Didn't he roll his ankle earlier as well?
Oh, is that true?
Yeah.
Well, if you roll it earlier as well, then that's exactly what I said.
Something a knee injury or something like that.
He was playing with like a bad knee or something like that.
Yeah.
I think he tore his meniscus and then came back in the, or like came back for the next game, like went crazy.
How many points did he score in that game?
He tore his meniscus and then did 15 points, 15 rebounds, I think.
Something crazy.
Went off.
And then was like going up for like this final drive and then boom.
Now it's still on.
Again, I actually didn't get to watch the game, but it's on UNC for blowing a 15-point lead or whatever at the half.
That's on you.
In college, it happens all the time because they're not as good as pros, but it's still you take the blame for that loss.
But if you're that player, aren't you pissed?
Yeah, 100%.
I mean, could you sue theoretically?
I wonder.
Like, you might be able to sue for damages in terms of like physical damages and how it could affect your career.
Yeah, like in terms of like you're in Walmart and you slip and fall because something's wet.
You can sue.
Or they might sign some crazy NDA which says like, if you're injured while playing, this is something that happens as part of the game.
What happens if Shaq got injured when he pulled down the hoop?
I guarantee they all sign something that goes that removes all liability from the vendor.
Like a waiver.
Like if you went snowboarding, you know, when you get this lift down.
What if you slip and it's because old boy didn't wipe down the court?
You know what I mean?
Like, because then it's like you have someone that actually has to drive.
There's negligence.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's like sweat is constantly dropping.
Yeah, it's, I think it's part of the game.
It still happened the moment he passes.
Like if I was the NCAA, wouldn't you make everybody sign?
Yeah.
It's just tougher.
You feel more bad for them because pros get paid and they just now started to be able to get paid in his last year.
But now he can get like an ace bandage deal and he can get like some sort of sponsorship.
100%.
Just for facts, he got injured on the meniscus.
He rolled his ankle twice.
This is on literally what I said is it.
That ankle was ready to go.
Final minute.
He planted hard.
Yeah.
Also, did you see the arena that they played in?
No, it was a fun.
I was trying to find an actual picture.
It's not an arena.
It's a stadium.
They played in a stadium.
Yeah.
They do that in Syracuse.
Well, they did it for the All-Star game in Dallas.
They played at the Cowboy Stadium.
A basketball arena typically can't accommodate that size of people.
A football stadium can.
The craziest game I ever seen, the aircraft carrier.
Oh, that's so fire.
So cool.
What is that like?
They set up a point.
Oh, I thought it was in San Diego.
No, I forgot.
It's like a military school they played, right?
Oh, is that like the Olympic school?
Oh, they do one every year where they play the Army-Navy game or something on an aircraft carrier.
What's that?
I thought maybe the Olympic team did training there or some shit.
Shit, they might have.
But like, they set up an actual court on the aircraft carrier and like in state.
Look, look, look, turn it.
Yeah.
So they're outside.
Oh, that's fire.
Isn't that cool?
I've never seen that before.
That's fire.
Yeah.
Now, it probably throws you off shooting because you know how when you shoot with nothing in your background, your depth perception is all off?
Yeah.
So, but I just think this is.
That's just free ball at that point.
Yeah, they're just hooping.
Yeah.
That'd be fire.
The NBA, you know how the NHL does the outdoor, the winter classic where they play outdoors?
Yeah, yeah.
NBA got to do that.
Right?
Because you need something.
You need something.
So also, when we were at Radio City, they played a WNBA game in Radio City.
Really?
The stage is big enough where they could set up the whole full court and then people just watched it from one side.
Wow.
I think it's pretty sick.
That's interesting.
Right?
Yeah.
But I like that idea.
Like, go in all the empty seats.
I know it's half full, but it's still probably a little too much still.
Yeah, yeah, 6,000?
You're not for the 6,000.
I mean, that's crazy.
But yeah, there is something about college sports, like seeing college players play at the very end.
Like, I don't know, I was trying to talk to Derek Poston about this, but like, you see them, like, they don't, this is their only shot.
You know what I mean?
Like, NBA doesn't carry the same stakes.
Matter of fact, in the NBA, it's like, I can't get injured.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because I lose out so much money.
So let me hold off a little bit.
Exactly.
But these guys are grinding.
Like, I might not make it to the league.
This is my last chance.
Like, I'm a senior.
I want to win.
This is it.
Like, those college basketball tiers hit different than any other.
Yeah, that's true.
That was my high school football tiers.
Let's put it all on.
Stop it with this high school.
What did you do?
What were you doing?
Yeah, what happened?
My greatest claim to flame: I have an open field tackle.
What did he say?
He looked like the water boy.
Thanks.
He looks like a watermelon, bro.
I made a tackle.
I made a tackle so surprising.
I was a DB, and it was a homecoming game.
2,000, 2,500 people.
Open field tackle on a 250-point-pound running back, tackled him, saw stars.
I'm at the bottom of a pile, and a guy on my team was like, Who's that?
Is that Dove?
Wow.
And then yanked me up from my pads.
That guy wouldn't play D1.
Really?
Yeah.
Very good.
So that was your moment.
That was my mom.
That was my moment.
That was my college.
Yeah, high school.
Put it up after that for high school football.
Wait, do we have video of this?
Please send me a video.
Someone's that has that for sure.
Get that video.
What was the game?
It was Beverly Hills High, my side, against Culver City.
Like, we didn't know which team you were playing for today.
Inglewood versus Beverly Hills High.
Wonder where Dove went.
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Let's see if we can find it.
Where we find it in 2000, 2000?
2000?
Okay, so this is something that's very important that we have to discuss.
Yeah.
And I want to bring this up with the utmost seriousness.
Okay.
Be serious.
Thank you.
This is real shit.
Two things have happened racially this week.
Oh, no.
That we need to discuss.
Good things or no?
Not really good things.
I knew it.
One is apparently BLM is having making some interesting purchases with the money that they've made.
Get your coins, sis.
Get your coins.
Now, also, a majority white reggae group won the best reggae Grammy.
That's a fair trade.
Is it?
I think that's a fair trade.
I think we both just looked the other way.
All right.
Can we just agree on that?
Isn't that kind of white people get reggae?
Black people get a place in the world.
They get to go to Doves High School.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yes or no?
I think that's fair.
This is equal theft.
Right?
You know what I mean?
Is it theft if the money was given?
So here's, I'm trying to think about the Black Lives Matter thing, right?
They're like, they say, hey, give the money to the organization.
They don't really clearly say what they're going to do to the money.
Right?
They're like, this is for Black Lives Mattering.
Yeah.
As long as there's black people living in the house.
Yeah, that's true.
Right?
I didn't say how many Black Lives Mattered.
Yeah.
Eight.
Eight?
Eight black people living in the house that's $6 million.
I know woke people, they're all going to marry white people, but half of the house would be black.
That's not enough.
If they're doing the AOC shit, right?
Yeah.
And they're marrying a white person, even though they're like, we got to fight for people of color or whatever.
Even though you're trying to eliminate color from your gene pool.
Yeah.
But if she's doing that, but then I think it's absolutely wrong.
But don't you think Black Lives Matter should be like, yo, y'all gave us the money.
This is how we want to spend it.
I just wish they would put that in the mission statement.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
We're trying to, black people need some lit-ass houses too.
Yeah.
This is redlining.
This is reparations for redlining.
Put that in the mission statement.
Boom.
We're going to buy expensive property that we didn't have access to.
This is part of Black Lives Mattering.
Hello?
I'm buying $10 million of real estate for me, black person.
And it can only be rented or sold in the future to another black person.
Ooh.
Blacklining.
Blacklining.
Yeah.
Blacklining.
Yeah.
I can't guess the real estate.
No, but wouldn't that be.
I would just lean in.
I'd be like, yeah, we're buying real estate.
We should have been able to do this years ago, but y'all didn't let us.
Now you're upset that we are.
Ow, I'm wrong here.
Yes.
Talk to me.
Talk to me.
Nah, come on.
She's just using her money wrong.
Yeah, it just feels weird.
It should have been transparent.
It just feels weird when you see a non-profit using donations to buy luxurious and extravagant, like, superfluous things.
Same energy for Joel Osteen.
You use a lot of Joel Osteen, son.
Incense, Hookah, And Joel Osteen00:04:55
You got the fuckers making people go to heaven.
You got to keep the same energy, though.
Like, if you're coming at this girl for buying a mansion, you got to go to Joel Osteen for you.
Talk that shit.
I'm just saying.
I know you hate them, Christians.
Talk that shit.
I'm like, yo, you're trying to get your boy right now.
No, man.
I'm obsessed.
I'm set tripping right now.
You know what I'm saying?
You the C's out here.
You detected animosity, right?
I was like, yo, Mark, what's the animosity shit about Joel Osteteen?
Awesome Catholic shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, prefix.
Yeah, Catholics.
No, but it's like you take all this money and then you buy all these private jets and you have this giant church and like you're teaching prosperity gospel.
Like, oh, if you give me money, God will give you money back 10 times.
Ooh.
Because it's like, oh, if you.
But at least he's being honest.
You give me money.
You just mad because Christianity slaps more than Catholics.
I mean, that shit.
I don't got no biggie shit.
You know what you are?
You're the old head that's like, the kids don't know music these days.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, these rappers, these mumble rappers, yo, respect mumble Christianity.
That's that Joel Austin shit is mumble Christianity.
The mumble gospel hit.
Very good.
Don't look cheap, dog.
That's the Vatican that you're doing.
You're a real estate holder.
That's not one dude.
That's a bunch of dudes.
That's any dudes.
It's the world.
It belongs to the universe.
No, it's your me.
No, I can't.
That shit looks like it belonged to the Vatican.
I don't get a piece of it.
Italy don't get a piece of that.
They don't even pay their taxes.
You can go see it.
Go check it out.
Taxivators.
Oh, you can see it.
You could go see Joel Austin's church, too.
Cop Cong.
But where's the Pope flying to?
He's not going on a trip to Cancun's.
The Pope has got his own mobile.
He's doing it for appearances and trying to save people.
What the fuck do you think Joel Austin is doing?
Trying to go down there and hook up with chicks.
Joe Austin does not hook up with chickens.
Joke is hooking up a little boy.
No, he's not.
Don't say that.
No, he's not.
Don't say that.
Don't say that.
You say that Pope Francis, but a lot of these priests.
I'm just saying, if we want to bring Gandhi and we want to talk that shit up, how dare you.
How dare you talk about it?
Let's talk about it.
I'll just say, Gandhi would like to take some naps with the boss and girls.
No, not boys.
Well, it's girls.
Sure.
Okay.
So he likes to take some naps with the girls.
Cosby.
Young girls.
Is it Cosby or Brother?
Gandhi, bro.
Don't just say it.
He liked the sleepy women.
He likes the sleepy women.
With them.
Say again.
He napped with them.
Cosby's awake the whole time.
Gandhi said, hey, let's just take a little nap.
How you know he would nap with them, bro?
How do you know that?
How do you know he didn't have them little Harry Potter glasses on?
He was checking out a little young box.
You know what I mean?
How do you know that?
Gandhi got married.
He was 13.
What's 13, really?
Wait, wait, What?
When Gandhi got married, he was 13.
His wife was 11.
His wife was 11.
That's just how things were back then.
Wow.
13 is the 13 is the 18.
That's just what it was, though.
That's what's nah, but 11 and 13, that's puberty and that's prebubescent.
That's crazy, bro.
Yeah, that might be good.
That's crazy.
No, she's a woman.
You don't know when she got her first period.
That's when you got 11, baby.
That's when you got married.
What do you see?
They didn't even have GMOs back then.
But they got curry.
Yeah, that was crazy.
Spicy makes it drop.
Yeah, it speeds up the whole cycle.
You know how your sinuses run more?
That's what happens to your ovaries?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Everything's flowing.
Get out of here, bro.
Yeah, dude.
So I just need to give my girl some lentil to get that shit to drop.
Give her a little knowledge.
She's good to go.
I'm just saying, if we're going to come at the Christians, like you were saying, what type of Christians are they called?
Non-denoms.
No, no, You're Catholics.
It's the Christians that have the big churches.
Evangelical?
Evangelical.
Evangelicals, non-denominational.
You know what I'm saying?
Yo, I like how you kind of take away their denominations.
Talk that shit.
We want the smoke, bro.
What is that shit that the Catholics put around?
Incense.
It's incense.
No, it's not incense.
That's the body of Christ.
No, no.
What is it?
That's the angel of Christ.
When they're swinging that thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, and the smoke's coming out.
The hookah.
Incense.
Nah, that's hookah.
That's Catholic hookah.
Incense is a small fin stick.
Can you do it any different?
They buy the 125th.
No, no, no.
They don't got that shit at the Vatican.
But it's incense.
No, it's not.
It's not incense.
I think it's Catholic hookah, bro.
It's hookah, bro.
It's a hookah.
And it's the symbol of the prayer of the faithful rising to heaven.
And that shit smells awesome.
It does smell awesome.
It's godly, bro.
It's godly.
What does your shit smell like?
India?
Traditional?
Smells like tradition.
Smells like India.
Come on, bro.
You didn't even say it.
That shit felt offensive.
I was asking a question.
It's called a thorough.
What's a thurible?
Incense comes from India, bro.
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Look at that.
Look at that.
From Ron Carson's country?
What is it?
The thermal incense.
The sense of the incense are Indian.
Wait a minute.
I got to make an interesting point here.
Incense are Indian.
He's saying, bro.
Fuck out of here.
What is that?
Fuck out of here.
Fuck out of here.
That's just what it is.
You got no knowledge at all.
You know what?
You just said, fuck out of here.
No, you're wrong.
Yo, that's a great point, actually.
That's it.
Yo, you're super dumb.
That's a good ass point.
That's it.
Next.
You don't know nothing, Al.
You're a cultural appropriator.
Every time you like the incense, we made it pop, bro.
You made it pop.
We made it pop.
You made it pop with your little 11% of the population.
Yo, Black Lives Matter, bro.
Chill.
They do, bro.
There's not that many of them.
Yo, buy an Alamans.
That's what we gotta do.
Yo, real tough.
Why don't you get your piece?
Yeah.
I should hit Shorty up.
Hit her up.
Get one acre.
You don't gotta get four to get one.
How much should you give to Black Lives Matter?
Do black people have to donate to that?
I don't think they have to.
I don't think they do.
That's for everyone else.
They get tax exempt.
They what?
They get dividends.
Oh, it's like Native Americans or whatever.
And with a Kijordo, this is your casino.
Nah, we don't.
I didn't give them my cash app.
That's fucked up.
Why do black people not have casinos?
Or Venmo?
That's a good question.
You know, get all that.
Nah, Roddy Rich put that shit in one song, and everyone's like, Yeah, we'll get cash.
Yeah, it was literally just that.
Roddy Rich changed the money exchange system.
Yeah, dude.
God, dude.
What the fuck is Venmo?
Now, y'all need casinos, though.
Black casinos would be fire, bro.
Oh, it would be.
Would be.
Y'all need casinos, dude.
It's just gonna be you just need one corner to throw dice at.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, just a wall.
Yeah, you just got that already.
It's called a street.
Okay, this is good.
Not guts.
While in out, they would play guts, and people would lose and win crazy amounts of money.
What's guts?
Some southern shit, I guess.
I don't know.
I thought it was a black person card game.
Guts, dude.
They would lose thousands.
Leonard Oots lost thousands of dollars playing guts in one sitting.
It was crazy.
He didn't lose guts.
I'll tell you.
All right.
We're talking about Vivo.
Love you.
All right.
So the biggest hack maybe in YouTube history I've ever seen happened Tuesday.
Basically, channels, Lil Nas X's channel, Eminem's channel, Drake's channel, Taylor Swift's channel, Ariana Grande's channel, Harry Styles' channel, The Weekend, Michael Jackson, Kanye West, and like hundreds or a bunch of other Vivo channels were all hacked.
And the same video was posted on all of them.
I don't think that's the biggest hack ever on YouTube.
Comedy Central has an entire channel.
We're talking about hacks on YouTube.
So this is a video.
This is literally like the whole shit.
And this was just posted just on all these channels all at the same time.
That's so fire.
I hope this song slaps.
I'm excited.
Oh, from Spain.
Really?
What's going on?
This shit makes me feel weird, bro.
It's funny.
Okay.
That's the whole video.
I tell you, the only thing that bothers me about this.
What?
I think I got hypnotized.
Yeah, they did it to be like weird and funny and just like that's what hackers do.
They just cause mayhem.
This is a real marketing opportunity.
You could have put any fire video up there.
What would you do?
Everybody, son, a clip of my stand-up, probably.
Oh, bring back a poo.
Yeah, bring back a poo.
That'd be fire.
You know, you would put your clip up.
Oh, my God.
There's a real marketing.
How do they get into all of them?
That's what I'm curious about.
Does Vivo have some back channel?
I have a theory.
Miles, I cannot fucking wait to shit all over whatever you say.
No, no, he killed the Andy Milanakas one.
He murdered his one up.
He murdered that dad.
All right, you're plus one, Doc.
I said, I have a theory to lower the expectations.
You'll notice.
Yeah, you taught me that last week.
He learned.
Go.
I have a theory that all of the passwords were roughly the same, and then they used a different word at the back end of the password.
So all the front ends of the password were, let's say, password, a set of numbers, and then the back end was probably something to do with the artist.
Yeah, the artist.
If it was Taylor Swift, it's Taylor Swift.
So someone found the first one and went, there's no chance it's the same way.
And then once you have two, you have 50.
Interesting theory.
Al is shaking his head.
I think Vivo is a manager on all of these accounts.
And so once you get Vivo's password, you have all their third, right?
It's like because the managing account has access to all the counts below it.
That is rough for you.
Yeah, that was very good.
That is rough for you.
But see how much better it is when you just go have a theory?
Now we can't shit all over you like we used to.
No, I think we should.
I mean, it was.
You guys were so complex and like the mastermind thing and then Al was like, hey, buddy, how about they're just the manager?
What's crazy is that he uploads to YouTube and he's a manager at all these accounts.
I know.
I know.
So did you really think, for example, that in order for Vivo to protect their artists and their platforms and their pages, they would simply just use the password password and then the artist's name?
No, that was just an example, but I was saying there's some keyword at the front and then the artist's name at the back.
And you don't think the artist would go, huh?
Mine is blah, blah, blah, my name.
I wonder if other people's is the same thing, their name.
Maybe it was an artist that did it.
Oh, shit.
Beep, beep, beep.
So Vivo is owned by YouTube.
Talk that's the same.
But the three palette.
A lot of animosity coming this way, right?
It's owned by Warner University.
You guys talking about it.
Again, watch this.
So someone got hacked over there.
That's key to all this.
But it didn't come through YouTube.
It came through Vivo, which is from the record labels.
And maybe those artists are all from.
If you could hack any page, what would you hack?
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Hezbollah?
Freaking Palestine World.
Hezbollah?
Oh, my God.
Students for Justice of Palestine.
Derek Poston was at, I was about to say his school.
Now he just lives on UT.
And there's a Israel-Palestine protest going on, and he was just standing in the middle of it.
And there was like one side's like pro-Palestine, one side, bro.
What did he FaceTime you?
Or he just sent you a video?
He sent a video and is like, I don't know who to choose.
And I was like, you sure you want to come to New York?
Yeah.
Spirit Airlines, three stops.
You'll get here.
Don't worry.
What else we got, Marquito?
All right, trans people in Palm Springs are getting paid for being trans.
Yeah, I saw this.
That's the word.
That's the headline.
Now, is there any checklist?
You're like, you got a checkpoint where you got to be trans enough.
You got to prove it somehow.
Or you just say, I'm trans and you get some money.
That's a good point because trans isn't operation.
Trans is what you feel inside.
Yeah, but you believe despite what you were assigned at birth.
Do you have to put it on your license at least?
And how much do you get?
Because apparently they've allocated 200,000 total for this.
How many trans are there in Palm Springs?
12?
Well, there are like, let's be real about this.
There might be a lot just because it's a huge gay community.
Yeah, but that's different, dude.
You understand they're not the same.
You fucking pan them off.
But they might like each other.
They might hang out together, you know?
The LGBTQ pluses.
Yeah.
They hang out together.
They're making the same person.
Yeah, but if they're all going to be in one area, we all hang out together, but Al still took our money for Black Lives Matter.
That's a good point.
That's a good ass point, actually.
Thank you.
But no, apparently what they're doing is like they're trying to test out like this universal basic income concept where they have, they're going to basically just like allocate $1,000 a month to different people.
And they're like, okay, well, what group should we do it to?
And they're like, well, it seems like trans people would be a small enough group that it's not going to like bankrupt us for the experiment.
Palm Springs and you choose trans?
I'm going to start with black.
There's probably like two.
Yeah, that's a good point.
That's actually a good ass point.
But they basically control group.
Jump in the ladder.
They have 20 trans people that they're doing the experiment with.
And then there's 20 trans people that they're not doing the experiment with.
They all have to be below the poverty threshold.
And they're basically just doing like a control group that's on like social security, like assisted living, and then the other group that's on universal basic income.
See what happens in six months.
So I'm actually kind of like, all right, that's kind of an interesting experiment.
You know what I just realized?
This is, oh, sorry, go, go.
Yeah, you go.
You go, you go.
No, I'm just like really fascinated by this.
So what is the idea?
Like that we're just going to give everybody using universal basic income.
That is just what life is going to be.
I think we're getting there.
As AI takes more and more jobs, I think we're going to have to go there.
But it's interesting because the mayor of the town is a trans woman.
And they asked her and they were like, Yo, what do you think we should do about this program?
And she was like, Nah, universal basic income is not the move.
We should not go forward with universal basic income.
Oh, so they were trying to get her in on it by saying we'll give it to the trans community first.
Now she looks like a doofus.
What was that?
Now she looks like a dummy.
Now she looks like a dummy not taking care of her people.
This is a brilliant political move.
They want to push out this universal basic income thing, right?
They're trying out in a small community.
They have a trans mayor.
The trans mayor has the whole trans community out there supporting her.
So they go, we're going to give it to the trans community first.
All the people in the trans community are like, yo, this is lit, a $3,000.
That's fire.
I want that.
Below the poverty threshold, allegedly, according to the article.
Okay.
What's the poverty threshold in Palm Springs?
800,000?
Yeah, probably.
Maybe so high.
But now she's got all this pressure to do it because it's taking care of her constituents.
But like specifically, the community support her.
So now she got to say no to the people that are in her community, especially the poor people.
Oh, this is smart politics.
She says she doesn't believe in universal basic income.
That's an interesting political move right there.
That's that chess shit.
That's that chess shit we got to get good at if we're running for president.
Yeah.
No, you're right.
Like we got to learn how to do this shit.
They manipulate this bitch into doing something she didn't want to do by getting all the people that vote for her to be into it.
Game of Throne shit.
That's Tyrion shit.
Yeah.
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
While we're talking about trans, I think it's very important that we talk to our good friend Jake.
We love this guy.
He's absolutely amazing.
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You guys will relive the experience from the beginning and then many other parts.
And he's someone that we really admire.
He is probably, you know, the most entertaining, informational YouTube page on the planet.
Yes.
And the best info or edutainment I've ever seen.
Yeah.
Like he would win Tech Window every single year.
He would be the gold medalist.
He's tech champion.
Tech champion.
If that was a thing at all.
If it was, which it could be.
Yeah, without further ado, Jay Tranada.
Now, you aren't in your videos that much in terms of FaceTime.
Yeah.
Which I respect.
Yeah, there was a very specific reason for that.
So when I was coming up with the strategy for my channel, I really liked channels where you did see their face because you built a very deep personal connection with that person.
But I also didn't like it because visuals like graphics and b-roll and animations are a lot more interesting to watch than just a talking head.
So I wanted the best of both worlds where the majority of the video is B-roll.
And then I usually show up at the end.
So you still get the interesting visuals that keeps you engaged, keeps the watch time.
But you also built that personal connection to where now people still recognize me like on the street and whatnot, even though I'm barely in the videos.
Yeah.
And it's the most diehards to get to the end anyway.
Exactly.
And it's a lot more scalable too.
Yes.
Yes.
That's right.
Because you just have to record shorter amounts of time.
Yes.
You can do audio for the rest of it.
Yep.
I don't have to worry about lighting or cameras or a bunch of other equipment.
I literally just have my laptop and a mic.
So this is why you can travel all around the world and doing all this fun shit.
How much YouTube hacking did you do before you started doing the videos?
YouTube hacking.
Like learning how to work YouTube, learning the algorithm, like learning what was successful, what worked, thumbnails, all this stuff.
So I grew up watching YouTube.
So you're a YouTube kid.
Yes.
Main form of entertainment, partially because my parents couldn't afford cable.
That's what they told you, bro.
Sure.
They just wanted you to be great.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Thanks, mom and dad.
Yeah, so it was my main form of entertainment growing up.
So I kind of like, you know, I was a customer for so long.
So I kind of intuitively knew what I liked and didn't like on YouTube.
Yeah.
And in high school, I started watching a lot of tech channels like Marquez Brown Lee, Linus Tech Tips.
And I just got really sold on the idea of being a YouTuber, like that romanticized ideal, like having sponsors, getting free stuff, having fun on camera, et cetera.
So at the time, I was doing Taekwondo.
I was a competitor and coach.
And I did Taekwondo for like five years.
What's Tech Window for us old people?
Taekwondo.
Yeah.
Titanium Korean martial art.
Oh, Taekwondo.
Taekwondo, dude.
I thought you said Tech Window.
Taekwondo.
Dude, he said.
You were just saying.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Relax.
Relax, dude, man.
Relax.
God damn it, dude.
You just said.
How dumb are you, dog?
He just said he watched a lot.
Really?
Really trying to be like Charlie Rose or something.
Educate those who might be more ignorant.
What's Tech Window?
Listen, listen.
You just said you watched a lot.
Y'all made it worse.
You know that, right?
What y'all do is way more disrespectful.
What y'all do is way more disrespectful.
I made it imminent as it said.
I made an eminence.
Give it a documentary.
Oh, my God.
Oh, he said he watched a lot of tech YouTube Marquise Brownlee.
And then he said he started working for Tech Window.
He was studying Tech Window.
And I thought Tech was...
He competed.
And he was competing.
This also has a competitive fortune.
He was coaching.
And he was coaching.
Honestly, I thought that shit was like UFC, but for computers, though.
What made it UFC?
Then not hearing him talk.
He didn't say it in my company.
He pronounced Taekwondo wrong.
He did, bro.
He did.
Taekwondo.
That's Korean Taekwondo, isn't it?
Yes.
See, he don't know how to speak Korean.
Oh, my God.
What's Tech Window?
Oh, yeah, Haseo.
That was good.
That was good.
You did good on that one.
Tech Window.
Say Tech Window.
Tech Window.
Now say Taekwondo.
Tech Wondo.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It sounds like Taekwondo.
Man, shut the fuck up.
I wasn't even clear, fam.
I was in the clear, and then y'all just brought it right back.
You're the only one that was confused.
Y'all heard what y'all heard?
Everybody else is so fucking embarrassed.
Even I heard him.
Yeah, yeah.
That's when I was really embarrassed.
I was here the same fucking thing, man.
You still think about Tamagotchi for this guy.
Okay?
Miles, what did you doodle over there?
Did you write your note, Taekwondo, or did you write Tech Window?
Nobody heard Tech Window.
It doesn't even mean anything.
Yo, say them both again.
Tech Window.
Tech Window.
Taekwondo.
Yeah, that's different.
You can hear Ty very freely.
Y'all are cap right now.
Yo, y'all are all Cap Kipping.
It's close, dude.
It's close.
You can't hear him, exactly.
But I think it's close.
It's close.
Did anybody think he said Tech Window?
Nobody thought that shit ever in life.
Son, Tech Window is a very popular computer competition.
Oh, okay.
And you could coach, you could compete.
It's like tough.
You know, ultimate fighters are thinking about it with PCs.
Son, I thought it was a YouTube channel.
You're not even on Windows no more at all.
Nobody even on Windows no more.
Bro, I don't know.
Okay?
I don't know.
I did my best.
What's your homie do?
What's your homie do?
I do more than my best.
He said some shit, sound like someone else.
Thank you.
I'll admit it.
I'll admit right now you thought the same shit.
This motherfucker's all cap.
This motherfucker is a straight-up liar, bro.
This guy's a strand.
As soon as you said it, he really did, bro.
On the tape bag, he laughed at you as soon as you said it.
No, he didn't.
He sounded like a fucking dummy, dog.
No, no, no, do this.
Don't do this to me.
I cannot believe y'all are acting like he's not saying the same fucking thing twice, right?
Say it again, please.
Tech window.
Taekwondo.
Tech window.
Say again?
Taekwondo.
Taekwondo.
That's a little bit more.
You went a little bit more tie on that.
You didn't go as tie on that as you did before.
Mark.
Mark is so embarrassed by you, dog.
Someone Google Tech Windows competition or something like that.
Bring up Tech Window.
I swear to God, it's a fucking competition platform slash coaching apparatus.
Okay, so you started a Tech Window channel where you would do Tech Window.
Yes.
Okay.
And okay.
Okay.
Jake.
Okay, Jake.
Okay, Jake.
Okay, go.
And I grew that to like 5k subs in one of two years, which is pretty bad.
And you were just doing Tech Window?
Yeah, just Tech Windows.
And then, like, actual moves, or like you were teaching people Tech Window?
Like, what was tutorials on Tech Window?
Yes, yes.
Yo, Jake could fuck you up, yo.
No, I believe it.
And I've seen him do splits too.
Balls to the floor, dog.
That's what I'm talking about.
Okay.
Okay, so you grow your channel, the Tech Window channel, to 5,000 subs, right?
And then you go, that window is closed.
Like that.
Yeah.
Come on.
Wasn't making any progress, so I gave up.
Okay.
And I went to the progress 5,000 followers for Tech Windows?
Yeah, that's impressive.
That's unbelievable.
Yeah, I did not know what I was doing.
Okay.
So I took a break, went the traditional route of going to college for computer science, became a web developer, dropped out.
And then once I got the job I thought I really, really, really wanted, it was a remote web development job at 20 years old, 19 years old, making like pretty decent money.
What were you making?
What were you making?
So if I worked, it was $40 an hour.
So I've worked full-time.
That would have been like $80K a year at $20.
Good money.
Yeah.
Good money.
Then I got bored within like a few months.
Of course, you did.
Yeah.
So I went back into YouTube.
And a few months in, I decided to go all in and just quit my job when I was making zero money on YouTube.
I was living with my parents at the time, so I didn't have any bills to pay.
That's what I said.
Yes.
Yeah.
And I'm more culturally acceptable, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes, definitely.
Not like white people.
Yeah, we're losers if we do that shit.
You guys are family people.
Yeah.
It's true.
It's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because I lived with my parents.
I was like 30 years old.
Okay.
Yeah.
Because I, like you, was following my dream.
Okay.
Family man.
I'm a family man.
Took care of them.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Protected them.
You did?
Yeah.
So it took me like another year of struggling on YouTube.
Yeah.
Until I came, until I realized like I had to do something different, which is when I came up with this strategy for what were you doing in that year?
Yeah, so I was making like talking head videos, just me in front of the camera explaining stuff.
Like OnlyFans?
A little different.
It was clothed, right?
Was it educational still or was it?
Okay.
Yeah.
And at the time, I was watching, I was basically copying the YouTubers I watched, like Graham Stuffin, like personal finance and that content.
Yeah.
So I wasn't growing because I was copying him.
And you just can't grow when you copy other people.
Because there's a better version of it that exists.
Yeah.
I've been doing all right.
I've been copying this guy for a long time.
Yeah, so I imagine YouTube as any other business where you have to innovate.
You have to provide some sort of content that isn't being provided to the marketplace already.
And the way I personally went about doing that is I read a book called Blue Ocean Strategy, where it teaches you how to go into any crowded marketplace where there's a lot of competition.
That's a red ocean.
Like there's blood in the ocean of people like fighting over food.
And you go into any red ocean.
And you do the stuff the book talks about and you come up with your own little blue ocean, like a unique niche where you have zero competition.
A white space, we call it.
Okay, nice.
Yeah, no competition.
So it's like growth is super, super easy because no, like customers have no one else to go to besides you.
Yeah, that's brilliant.
So no one else was doing these video essays or you were doing it in a way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll explain.
So basically the elevator pitch for my channel is I run one of the biggest channels for documentaries on money, power, and crime.
So no one else really does that.
And the way I came up with that is I looked at the different niches on YouTube I liked, like the personal finance, investing, personal development niche where people are just talking on camera.
The what I call the edutainment niche, where it's like B-roll and voiceover, like went over productions in a nutshell, Chris Gazat, Polymatter, those type of channels.
And then there was also this other niche called video essays, where people broke down movies, like why the Joker is the greatest villain.
I've seen these.
They use movie clips and everything.
So those were the three niches I really liked.
And what the book Blue Ocean Strategy talks about is you look at your competitors, you list out all the attributes that make up like their product.
In this case, it's a video.
So like the length of the video, how entertaining is it?
How much selling do they do in the video?
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How much of a personal connection you have with the creator, et cetera.
And I basically took the stuff that I liked, removed the stuff that I didn't like, changed some stuff that I didn't like, and added other stuff that people never thought about.
And the result, I still have like a picture of this little sketch that I made of the strategy.
The result was kind of the channel I have today.
There's really no, no one really competing with me.
There's actually copycasts now.
But yeah, when you have no competition, everyone has to flock to you.
When I started doing stuff with stand-up online, it all came from outside of stand-up.
Exactly.
It was music.
It was all these other people that were having success.
Exactly.
And I was even vloggers.
And I was like, okay, we can't apply the same stand-up rules to this.
We have to see what everybody else is doing and then try to get inspiration from that.
That makes total sense.
That's yeah.
One of the easiest ways to innovate in business is to just look at other industries.
Other industries, yeah.
Or other fields.
It doesn't have to be like business industries.
What is the subscriber goal?
The subscriber goal.
You know, for the longest time, it was a million subs.
And now?
Yeah.
Now it's like almost like a million and 10,000 or something.
So now you got a new goal, Jake.
Yes.
So actually, you know, when I hit a million subs, like almost immediately I felt like this like emptiness of not having something to strive for because that was the goal for so long.
Yeah, there's after achievements oftentimes followed by a little bit of sadness or depression.
Yeah.
Yeah, that happened like right away.
It's postpartum.
Yeah.
Weirdly.
So yeah, for the longest goal, for the longest time, the goal was...
Many shit.
Huh?
Men ain't shit.
Women have postpartum when they have a fucking child.
And we're like, oh my, I feel so empty after the subs on YouTube.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
It's like, why are you sad, bitch?
You got your kid.
You got your millie, bitch.
Say what?
Why are you sad?
You got your millie, bitch.
Because I need to have another millie to go for.
I need to have a new thing.
I got to accomplish it.
I can't do nothing with that millie.
I got to go for something else.
The goal was to get there.
I got the goal.
But you get to play with your human being and you go mope around all set.
Yo, you get your fucking plaque.
Wait till your plaque at least before you get sad.
Did you just compare a plaque to a fucking child?
You did, what the fuck is wrong with you?
You did.
You got no respect for women's bodies, what they go through.
That's a given.
We all know that.
I don't believe in postpartum.
All right.
All right, Scientology.
You're going to smack or disrespect me.
For men or women?
Both.
Yo, you're going to do a Scientology video?
That would be fire.
Probably.
Yeah.
Ooh, with this Will Smith shit, that'd be the time.
If it comes out that Scientology is what fucked up Will Smith, that'd be a nice time for a video.
Okay, what's the number?
What's the sub number you're going for?
What's next?
What's the goal?
Honestly, no sub count.
Yeah, for the longest time, the goal was, you know, having financial freedom, et cetera, a million subs.
Now that I've achieved that, I'm left looking for the next thing, which I haven't found yet.
So you don't know?
No.
Ooh.
A little bit of serendipity right now.
There we go.
Well, next time we come back on a podcast, we're going to have to press you on that.
You better have a new goal.
All right.
I don't need you out here looking all crazy.
All right.
You know, people with no goals, they start smacking people at the Oscars.
Yeah.
That's true.
Don't turn into Will Smith on me, bro.
I'll try my best.
Okay, good.
Wait, but so you out here on YouTube, you're big on YouTube and you're getting noticed in the streets.
How are the ladies treating you?
You know, the majority of my audience is guys, like 98%.
How are the guys treating you?
Everyone I've met on the street has been super, super nice.
For the women, like one or two out of every 10 followers on Instagram is a girl.
If they're cute, I'll like follow back.
Oh, okay.
I love that game.
That's a fun game.
Is there pressure from the family?
Is there pressure from the family?
Well, they're Asian, so they would prefer me to have some Vietnamese girl, but I don't like Asian girls.
Really?
Why not?
Because it's not exotic.
I grew up in the culture.
I'm so bored of it.
Oh, so you want something that looks a little different?
Yes.
I like white girls.
You like who?
White girls.
You like white girls.
Be careful.
Specifically, white girls.
Yeah.
Damn, dog.
Be careful.
You got fucking flesh and fit in a building.
So, come on, Mario.
Fucking taekwondo superstars.
Come on, Mario.
You're crazy.
This guy's fucking absurd.
Okay, so listen, so you just did to the white girls, bro.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm open to like other races, but that's the preference.
Really?
And why do you think that is?
Do you like fat, milky thirds?
You know.
You know, a lot of white guys will like Asian girls because it's very exotic.
Yeah, Jews.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And, but I grew up in Asian culture.
It's not exotic to me.
Like Western culture is like the different thing.
Are you sure?
It's not reactionary because Asian girls usually don't like Asian guys and you're like, nah, fuck you first.
Oh.
I think it's more of my parents want it, so I don't want it.
This is you rebelling.
Yes.
This is your parents want you with Asian.
You only have purple hair once.
So how am I going to disappoint them next time?
It's like that was your million subs and now you have to find a new way to this is the new goal.
Yeah.
And will they be furious?
Oh, I mean, I've exceeded their expectations by like at least an order of magnitude.
So they can't tell me shit anymore.
Really?
God damn, flexible.
Damn, bro.
You go get you a Karen, dog.
That's all I'm talking about, Jake.
But like, big girl, you like them big and white?
No, no, no.
Like a voluptuous?
No, like a normal size, not like super, super skinny.
Yeah.
But like...
But like what?
Like a normal.
Was that your show?
Like an Asian-sized white woman.
Asian size.
Like a small petite white woman.
No, I don't like like super, super small.
No, you want, you want a full-bodied, fat tit, like renaissance.
I think.
Do you want a renaissance white woman?
Scarborough Fairway.
Yeah, like she comes with the beers.
Honestly, I think Russian girls are the hottest.
Really?
He said that too.
Yeah.
He said when he went to Russia, he was surprised at how hot they girls are.
They are.
I mean, they're really hot.
Yeah.
I've only paid for sex once in my life, and it was in Ukraine, which is almost Russia now.
It's a donation to the punch.
100%.
It's a donation.
Yeah, 100%.
And that's good person.
But yeah, she was super hot.
She was super hot.
It was more peer pressure because all the homies were doing it.
Like, you know, with your boys, you just fucking hookers as a team, you know?
You have to.
Absolutely.
You can't let your homie fuck a hooker alone.
You cannot do that.
That is weird.
That's weird.
You got to do it.
Disloyal.
That is disloyal.
You know what I mean?
So, but what I'm trying to say is that you can buy them from out there.
Yeah.
You can get yourself a mail-order bride.
I'm going to do a video on that.
What was that?
The economics of mail-order brides.
Oh.
Yeah, I will get a mail-order bride, make a video on it, write it off at the business expense.
There you go.
There you go.
This guy's fucking bad.
Research purposes.
This is research purposes.
Yes.
Hell yeah.
Dude, this is great.
Have you ever slept with a Russian girl?
Not yet.
Not yet?
Oh, dude, we need to get you a roosky, man.
When you were out there in Dubai, you didn't meet a couple of them?
I actually met one.
Really?
Nothing happened, though.
Was she like pressing you or was she doing?
We went for like three minutes, but like.
It don't take that long.
But then I left like the day after.
Are you more like a relationship guy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really?
I was like him.
Yeah, don't do that shit, man.
Come on, get over that.
Talk to him.
Get out there.
You got to live for me.
You know what I mean?
Who wants to live vicariously through you?
You got to buck hoes for you.
Purple hair rock star.
You know what I mean?
Traveling around the world.
You got to be getting your dick sucked more.
I will be monogamous and faithful for you.
You fuck hoes for me.
Exactly.
Just dick suck.
Yeah, yeah.
Just dick suck.
All right.
This year for you?
I'll do it just for you guys.
Yeah.
Don't do it for you.
What I'm saying is you got your million followers.
Now you have to have a goal with sweet cocksucks.
Okay.
What is it?
What's a good number, you think?
Yeah.
What's a good number?
For what?
For sweet cocksucks.
100?
100?
Let's go.
Noble goal.
That's what I'm talking about.
This got lofty goals, bro.
Black, baby.
Get in the goal.
The white flag, bro.
Let's do it.
Okay, there it is.
100 cocksucks this year.
Jake Tran has set the goal, and you know, when he puts his mind to something, it's going to happen.
The one, the only.
I can't wait for that video.
We can't wait for mail order bride.
What else?
What else?
You were about to say something to the people at home.
Like, you know, single girls, just slide into my DMs.
Yeah.
Let's go, Jake.
Jake is hungry, huh?
Yo, that's what I'm talking about, bro.
You got to hit them splits.
Girls like splits, bro.
No, for real.
Come on, Al.
Al.
No word.
They love splits.
They love split.
Yo, you never bust a split right in front of the girl and just start licking that thing.
Damn.
Never once while she's standing.
You get right back to the hotel room, bust the split, lick the clip.
That's how you've never done that, Al.
How far from a split can you do?
Say again.
Let me see a split.
Let me see a split.
Come on, bust it out.
Bust it out.
Yeah, you and Jake got to a split-off right now.
I'm about to split that big ball of his right now.
Oh, oh.
That's not even a shit.
You took a knee, son.
That's cool.
That's a hamstring stretch.
What is that?
That's Colin Kaepernick.
I had to play in my life.
That's why it was hard for me to support him.
Okay.
I wanted to take me, but that shit was difficult.
Can you bust the split?
Show the ladies what you at.
Hey, show these girls, bro.
Show these girls what they can expect.
Pay attention.
Hey, ladies.
Let's see what that looks like.
Show his lady.
Every one of y'all right now.
Tech window split.
There you go.
Holy shit.
Give him the pile driver.
It's hard.
Jake Tran.
Wow.
You're going to damage some cervix like that, my boy.
If your daughter's in a city where Jay Tran's coming through, lock her up, bro.
It's going to be dick sucks for days.
Dude, real talk.
I'm scared.
I'm scared for the girls in New York right now, to be honest.
Jaws all empty.
You know what I mean?
These girls, what are they going to think when they find out?
When that video drops right there, when that one, it's over, dude.
Their jaws are going to drop.
You just fill them up.
Real talk.
Right there.
Oh, bang, bang.
Could you do it with your leg on your shoulder?
Oh, why do you got to get older?
That's weird, yo.
Wait, one, one leg on one shoulder, one leg on the other shoulder.
Oh, my God.
And then the Van Dam.
Can you do the Van Dam?
I'm going to help you support.
This is up there.
Why not?
Yeah, thumbnail, guys.
We got the thumbnail.
That was a master's little one.
You need one YouTube realization.
I figured it out.
It's on the technical.
We're growing.
Yes, we're going to do it.
Can we finish the podcast first before we do the thumbnail?
Thanks a lot.
Okay, so what you're basically saying right now is ladies at home, if you're white, got fat milky tits.
Ladies at home, if you're white, you got super fat.
No geishes.
No geishas.
No geishes.
You got to be purebred.
What did you say?
No geisha.
Oh, I thought you said no geisha.
That's all I have.
Also, that too.
I can't hear what nobody's saying no more.
Y'all are fucking with me.
I think everybody's using accents or some shit, right?
He said that you did.
Thank you.
He thought it was Tech Window 2.
So when I started to laugh, it's because I realized it wasn't told you.
You realize before me.
I was like, you stupid.
I just saw Mark's fucking head slam into the microphone.
I was like, God, Jesus, did I say something bad?
Anyway, all you fat-sitted milky whites out there with the porcelain skin.
Okay, the ivory.
Ivory.
If you got the ivory, okay, you got the super fat milkies, slim waist, no ass, right?
You don't want no ass.
Keep it real.
I know.
I know what time it is, right?
I know, bro.
Just legs into hips.
In Russian, ideally, if you speak that zip-zip.
Oh, if you got the zip-zip, do you know how to speak zip-zip?
I know da, nyet, nyet, spasiba.
Yeah.
And then how do you say, what's the other one?
I can't remember the other one.
How do you got to learn how to say, I could get this dick suck?
Definitely got it.
With a question mark at the end, though.
Oh, yeah.
Suka is bitch.
Biliats.
That's also bitch.
Okay.
Yeah.
And then if you want to say go fuck a goat, it's that's a bad one.
Don't say that one.
That's really good.
Oh, I got one here.
My Russian friend told me that was a what?
Sasak Mochien.
Sasakmochien.
Suck my dick.
Yeah.
Sasakmo chien.
Yo, I know.
I could recognize suck my dick in any language.
Suck my dick is the same in every language.
Y'all know that, right?
Susma Bit.
Yeah, that's good.
French.
Yeah.
Chupa mi pito.
Spanish.
Everything sounds different.
You just say.
But with the same thing, no, no.
It's the way you say it.
It don't matter what.
Vietnamese, go, suck my dick.
I actually don't know.
Cap.
Come on, bro.
No, he says he only speaks to talk to his parents, and I don't think that would come up.
Well, how do you say suck?
How do you say suck?
Oh, here we go.
Go.
Bukak toi.
Mukatoy.
Mukatoi.
Muka.
Bukatoi.
Why is a girl saying it?
That's where it's throwing him off.
Oh, really?
Get a dude to say that shit.
Go that feature.
Hit that right now.
Just ask for the dude.
Hit him with it.
Hit him with a little.
Bukatoi.
No, you tried to cheat it.
You tried to fucking honey mustard, bro.
Okay, let's listen.
We gotta finish the podcast.
This one buddy tried to pull a honey mustard for no goddamn reason, bro.