Daniel Cormier and hosts dissect MMA psychology, contrasting Cormier's mental framing of opponents with his refusal to use meditation for fear of losing edge. The conversation shifts to celebrity feuds involving Julia Fox and Ariana Grande, debating the validity of the "crack baby" myth against studies on prenatal exposure. Political analysis covers Justin Trudeau freezing trucker protest bank accounts and Eileen Gu's $42 million Olympic contract, while addressing Moderna CEO stock sales as justified pandemic relief. Ultimately, the episode blends sports introspection with cultural commentary, challenging listeners to separate emotional narratives from factual realities in modern discourse. [Automatically generated summary]
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Match His Intensity00:14:48
Oh, hells, yes.
Hells, yes.
Throw down for sure.
This goes super freaky.
100%.
She's ready to peg you right now.
Look at those fingers.
I've noticed that you've been painting your nails.
You've been painting your toenails.
Is this because you're trying to trick John Jones into fighting you?
I see what you did there.
I see what you did with that.
The greatest of all time.
Oh, man, that's funny.
No, this is just, you know, I mean, it's rude if you're going to kick kicks on in the face.
You got to, you know.
Because my toenails normally look like Bark.
Bark.
Yeah, a little bit.
I mean, I wouldn't lie.
I mean, oh, we saw them.
You put him on the table.
That's right.
Yeah, I did that last time.
Fucking hell.
That was a while ago.
The first time was like three years ago, right?
Oh, more than that.
More than that.
Maybe five or something.
Been a while.
Been a while.
But yeah, now they're sparkly.
I like the toes.
The toes are good.
Thank you.
It's a cute touch.
Yeah.
Now let me ask you this.
Nice French tippy best boo.
You will not fight anybody from Nigeria.
I appreciate that about you.
But if there's one nationality of person you want to beat up, why is it Pakistani?
Pakistani.
Oh, wow.
That's good.
That's a good one.
I don't want to.
We got to win the quality right there.
Straight right there in the room.
Be careful what you wish for.
It's hard hitting questions non-stop when you come on this podcast.
Damn, left, right, and center.
What's next?
What's next?
Yeah, I got a question.
I got a question.
So you, Style Bender, are notorious for imitating anime characters and anime scenes.
Is that true?
Yeah, once in a while, I do.
So I'm curious, in that fight where you humped Paulo Costa and ejaculated all over his team and coach, which hentai were you imitating?
Octopussy 65.
Yeah.
You know what I actually said to him?
I went to the corner, right?
And I looked at the guy with the glasses, the jiz glasses.
What's his name?
What's his name again?
Fuck.
I don't know.
Eric.
Eric.
And I said, like, I like the job you've done with Cejudo.
And he goes, yeah, we're coming for Volkanovsky.
And I was like, well, I'm coming all over you.
That's what I said.
I was trying to get him across.
I was like, you know, I like what you've done with Harry Sejuda because, you know, they work well.
And he leveled his game up.
And he's like, yeah, but we're coming for Volkanovsky.
And I was like, well, enjoy that.
That shit was fire.
So you were trying to compliment him and he was an asshole.
So that's why you said, fuck it.
I was like, fuck you then.
Yeah.
And I was just kind of in the flow at the time after just, you know, doing my thing.
Man, that was a great moment.
Absolutely beautiful.
You broke that man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like, what do you call it?
Law number 15 in the 48 laws of power.
Crush your enemies totally because if you leave signs of life, they'll come back for revenge.
So I still got my foot on his neck.
I still got my foot on his neck.
Do you remember our first interview?
You said you were coming for Pablo Costa and then you made that shit happen.
Yep, exactly.
I want him before.
This was after what fight and people were talking shit like, oh, you know, wait till he started saying like he wanted to fight me or he didn't know who I was.
And I was like, I want that fight.
Yeah.
I think I'm seeing something happen with you that I've seen happen with a lot of dominant fighters.
Ah, let's get to this.
This is, I think, very important.
I thought about this as well, probably.
When you're so dominant, this happened to Floyd.
When you're so dominant, it's actually natural when you watch to start looking for rounds for the opponent.
Right?
Like, I saw some reaction online, and some people were like, oh, I thought I had this many rounds for Wittick or whatever.
Now I'm watching it and I thought that he might have gotten one round.
Yeah.
Right.
And I think I'm pretty objective with that kind of stuff.
But I'm also like the greatest MMA journalist of all time.
But I think what happens is when you're so dominant, I used to see this happen with Floyd all the time.
If anybody landed a shot on Floyd, it went crazy.
Exactly.
So it's almost hard for you to be objective.
Facts.
Are you at all concerned about that that now people are going into fights going, okay, is he supposed to win?
So if your opponent even lands, they're going to start counting those points a little bit higher than they should.
Yeah, definitely.
Say my first rodeo.
It's happened to me in kickboxing before as well.
So there was a time when I fought Jamie Eads in the King in the Ring heavyweight final in the final fight, right?
The third fight of the night.
And the first round, he landed a few leg kicks.
And then I remember hearing his corner going, you got that round.
I was like, the fuck?
You got what round?
Like, I pieced him up, but then he landed a few leg kicks.
And I was kind of, you know, rest in peace.
My homie just passed a week before.
So I was kind of already like over it.
That was my third fight that night.
I was kind of over it already.
And then I just picked myself up.
So I didn't lose the round.
I just was kind of like, meh.
But this has also happened with guys like Anderson Silva.
Yep.
UFC 112 in Abu Dhabi.
I love that fight.
I watched that fight, but people didn't like that fight because they said it was boring.
He didn't try.
He didn't do what he normally does.
Even happened in UFC 97 against Talus Latus with Anderson Silver.
Same thing.
Because he's so dominant and people really, they know what's coming.
So they don't want to attack him.
And when someone lands something, like you said, it's just, it's that much more bigger because it's like, what the fuck?
He actually touched them.
But yeah, I haven't watched the fight yet.
I was meant to watch it last night, but I've just been busy with this whole media tour.
But yeah, you're right.
I'm not concerned about it, but I'm going to watch the fight again.
And there's a few things that even Jeff pointed out to me about how I approach fights with different opponents and how I feel about them.
What do you mean?
Like, he's like Jane Goodall.
He's always followed me for like six years and just films me.
You called him Django?
Jane Goodall.
Django.
I don't know what's more offensive.
Jango offensive.
I didn't say Jane Goodall.
No, you know, like the way David Adborough, the way he watches animals or whatever.
I see what you mean.
I get it now.
He's one of the things.
He didn't say that was racist, but I was like, that's all I can say.
That's my nigga, though.
That's my nigga James.
You know?
We're going to get to that.
But yeah, say what you're saying.
So he was noticing certain things.
Yeah.
I can kind of, it's objective.
Certain times when I have static with an opponent, it brings out a different side of me.
That's even active.
I think you liked him too much.
I didn't like him too much.
You like that motherfucker.
I don't like him.
You want to act like you don't, but there were moments in that where I was just like, oh, he doesn't hate him.
Yeah.
This time I didn't have that static like I did.
He's kind of likable.
Yeah, he's a cool guy.
He's a cool guy.
He's a cool guy.
If you guys are in different weight divisions, you'd probably root for him.
Yeah, definitely.
I did.
Even when he was fighting for the middleweight title against Romero for the vacant title, I was rooting for him because I wanted Oceania to have a belt, to have a champion.
And I even said that in the media there on the press conference, I said, like, what he's done from tough nationals to the middleweight belt was amazing from our side of the world.
He was one of the first to do it.
So I was like, yo, we can do this.
I already knew we could do it.
But for him to do it, I was like, yo, we really got one of us in a sense.
There was a moment where I was watching the first round.
You were just super dominant in the first round.
I was on.
And I was a moment where I was like, don't take your fucking foot off the gas.
Because there was a moment where you were just landing kicks.
You were just chewing up that leg.
And I was just like, oh, I hope that he doesn't just cruise.
Yeah.
Because when you hate a motherfucker, they go bald.
Yeah.
Right.
They lose their hair.
Violate them, truly.
Yeah.
In the worst way possible.
But after the first round, one thing I wish I had done was ask Eugene what dropped him because it felt like nothing to me.
Like, and I didn't even know what stance I was on because, you know, I'm not really actively thinking.
It's just muscle memory and instinct.
And I wish, because the first time I fought him, right?
Straight left, right?
Yeah, straight left on the pipe Southball.
But I didn't know at the time.
And the first time I fought him, we pretty much, I called an Audible.
I was in an occasion.
I just felt like, you know what, I'm going to match this guy's intensity.
And I did.
And I was just feeling myself, feeling my instincts.
I wish I'd done that a bit more this fight.
There was a time, maybe in the second round, I was like, man, I'm feeling better Southball, but I was like, let's stick to the game plan like Eugene said.
I wish I'd called an autoboy and just stuck more southball because I was fine.
I was fine southball.
He couldn't touch me.
And yeah, that straight lift was landing.
And I could have changed that up a bit and the kicks as well.
That inside leg kicks.
Yes, exactly.
But I wish I trusted my instinct more.
But I was like, you know what?
Last time we just, I had a great result last time when I followed my instinct.
So I wish I'd done that now.
But I'm going to watch the fight again and really like soak it in.
But right now, I'm still just going off for what I felt after the fight.
Sorry, follow-up to that.
How do you tap into that when you don't have you're not going to have to smoke for people?
People are going to have to smoke for you.
That's the thing about being the champ.
Exactly.
Everybody looks at you.
There's kids you've never heard of looking at you like, I'm going to take that motherfucker out.
How do you find that spark, like you said?
Like, this is one thing I really enjoyed when I watched the last dance.
And I took that personally.
Yeah, Even if nothing was said.
Yeah.
This is one thing that happened.
I made that up personally.
Yeah.
Like, I've done that before in my head.
Sometimes I'll kind of like, everything's a story we're telling ourselves.
What story are you telling yourself?
Yeah.
So each of my fights has a narrative.
Like, example, the cost of fight, right?
The narrative in my head was like, fuck this cunt.
He reminds me of all the fucking assholes that used to pick on me in high school.
And he was like the quintessential jock.
And the way he was acting as well fitted the, you know, the role.
So I was just kind of like, fuck this guy.
I'm going to take him out.
I'm going to take him out.
And the first Whitaker fight, the way he was, you know, like he was getting real cheeky and smirky like that.
He was like that cool.
I remember at the press conference before the fight, we were in Melbourne in his backyard.
And he was like that kid just like talking shit and had his posse, the whole crowd kind of like, hamming it up and all that kind of shit.
And I was like, fuck these bitches.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's too comfy.
Exactly.
Too comfy.
This time he was quite humble and respectful about, because I whooped his ass.
So he had nothing to say.
So yeah, for me, it's something I have to go back and just look at within myself.
And I think I have an idea of how to get it done.
Yeah.
I don't want to get too much.
I wonder if you're at the stage of your career where you have to start building up your opponents.
I kind of do.
I've done that already.
I've done that with Jared.
I've done that with Darren Till.
I've done that with a few other guys just to kind of like, you know, show, because they're dangerous dudes.
But a lot of them, I feel like, like I said, I'm going to run to the same problem Silver ran into where it's like, you know, people are just going to be scared to go after you because they know what happens if they go after you.
You know, in the third, no, in the fourth round, I was like, we expected him to come crazy because even his coaches, apparently, I haven't watched the fight, but they were saying you're losing.
You need to like step it up.
So I don't know how the fuck he thought he won if his coaches were saying you're losing this fight.
I ain't worried about that.
I guess when I was like, I heard Victoria sipped the same wine Costa had.
That's why.
Remember, like you'd see this in boxing matches.
Sometimes you see an MMA as well, like where you go to one of your potential future opponents' matches and you sit in a front row.
And I used to see that.
I'd be like, oh, do they just really love boxing?
And then I started to realize, no, this is promo.
This is building the stakes.
And I'm looking at the UFC roster.
And the UFC does a great job of promoting fighters, don't get me wrong.
And especially if there's a fighter like you and there's other guys like Connor who know how to promote themselves.
So that's just pouring fucking gas on the flame.
Facts.
But we're in a situation where you're by far the most like famous and dominant person in division.
So it's like, are you going to actually have to start building up the other guys in the division so that there's more anticipation when you fight them?
I think so.
Because people kind of know now, even with this fight with the same thing with the Vittorio fight, people already know, like, okay, he already beat him before.
Yeah.
So he's going to do it again.
The cost of fight was crazy because people were, like I said, he looks like that quintessential cunt.
That's great.
You know what I mean?
The way he looks, he looks like a Hollywood dude, muscles, and all that kind of stuff.
So I'm like, the skinny boy is going to, the skinny cloud at the end of the day.
I love that you call yourself the skinny kid.
I am.
You're fucking 200 pounds, 6'4.
That's so crazy.
Like, you're the dominant human being on 99% of the planet.
There's one big juiced up Brazilian guy that makes you look skinny.
Yeah.
And I was like, I bet.
Watch this.
And that's how I felt.
So I tap into that childhood traumas.
Oh, no, I got the chips in the dip, man.
Trust me.
I got the chips in the dips, man.
And this is one thing I like, I haven't even, you know, like, sometimes I've been called to the jungle in my time to like go partake in plant medicines.
But I'm like, you know what?
What if I get there and I like actualize what I'm trying to do and realize where my faults are and my childhood traumas and I'll pack a lot of shit.
What if I then lose that edge?
It's kind of like in, if you've guys seen Avatar, Prince Zuko, when he finally became friends with Aang, he couldn't firebend anymore.
He's like, what the fuck?
I can't firebend.
And it's because he didn't have that drive.
He lost the fire.
Yeah, he lost the fire.
I agree with you.
I don't want to fix this shit yet.
Yeah.
So for me, I'm kind of like, no, I like being petty.
No.
If this shit is the furnace.
Yeah.
It's one of.
It's one of.
I think it's really stupid that you say it as a comic.
I need to take on the world.
God's fucking telling dick jokes.
How could I possibly do that without anger and hatred for all who oppose me?
I'm not going to make people.
Watch me, please.
There's nothing like MMA.
Same thing.
I feel the same way.
We join the strangers.
But for a fighter, it makes sense.
You're out there fighting for your life.
You have to tap into that fucking primal thing.
Exactly.
That's like caveman shit.
We got to live.
Yep.
So I see for you, that is a thing that I'm like, yo, that's for, I want you to be out of MMA quickly as my boo.
I worry about your health.
Thank you, babe.
And then you do all that shit.
And then we flourish as a couple.
Exactly.
You know, a couple goals.
Hey, yo, you were the first one by the way.
He's trying to step for my man with that.
I'm like, bro, relax.
Roll the tape.
Roll the tape.
Look into my eyes.
Remember.
Remember what?
There's no fucking be sent on everybody.
It was Alex Jones.
Time on my phone.
That's true.
You left me lonely.
I know.
He has to get married, all that.
I understand, though.
We'll walk through it after, you know, when you do all that lockdown and done.
Do you ever wish you were in America so you could be a Marvel superhero?
Ooh.
I would say the thing is, see, I love my gym.
That's the thing.
I just love where I'm at.
There's no way I'll ever, ever.
If I didn't have my gym, I'd definitely be in the States somewhere.
But my gym is what keeps me, you know, grounded in New Zealand.
And yeah, COVID kind of like slowed things down.
It didn't stop my stock, but slowed things down.
You know what I mean?
But I would say I wished I was in America.
I just wish we could travel like we used to.
And I kind of am now because we're stuck out of our country till, what is it, mid-March?
So I'm like.
It's like fire.
Yeah.
So I'm going to be out here.
Then I'm going to go to the UK and do some work over there.
Then I'm going to come back this way and do some stuff.
And then, yeah, we'll see what happens.
You're just in an interesting place because you know that if you lived in Los Angeles or Vegas, that every action movie would ask you to be in it.
Yeah.
I've already got a few offers already, but we didn't have an 0-1 visa.
This is last year.
This is a major Marvel movie.
Behind The Scenes Drama00:14:13
Go offered to jump in it, speaking role, fighting role.
Really?
Yeah, but then we didn't have an 0-1 visa.
And I think to get it was it was delayed a little bit.
And for Marvel to delay the shooting by even a day is like 160K.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I know.
So I'm just like, fair enough.
But now we've got one just so we stay ready.
Yeah.
Tim.
I'm not going to get crazy.
Where's Tim?
Tim's fire.
He's already, it's done.
Tim's fired.
Gash on.
Yeah.
No, it's just one of those things where, like, and I think you're making the right decision because you're leaning into the bread and butter and you're leaning into what you do great.
And the gym is what helps you do that.
And there's responsibility you have for other fighters too.
Exactly.
My man, that's an important thing.
So for me, it's not just about me.
Like, they help me.
So when I go back, I have to help them for you.
And then I see them on your cards.
Yeah.
Like, that's not a coincidence.
Nah, we make that happen.
Exactly.
I mean, Rising Tides lifts all the ships.
Bro, 100%.
But there is a part of you.
And I've gone through this even in comedy.
It's like, there's a part of you that goes, oh, the grass is greener over there.
And you have to check that shit.
Yeah.
Because it might be more miserable over there.
You might not get the training you need.
Might be training with these hating motherfuckers that are actually videotaping you, sending that shit around.
A lot of snitches, a lot of moles sometimes.
And I've heard these stories as well, like moles in certain gyms, and you have too many big names in the gym sometimes.
Egos get involved.
Chale Sonam was giving it up to you.
I think he was like, that even earlier in your career, you said that you couldn't come help out training, or maybe it was DC was giving it up.
And it was like earlier in your career, you couldn't come train with him because you, because Luke Rockhold worked out there and you knew that you were going to fight him eventually.
And it's like, this is before people knew.
Before I was even in the UFC.
No.
Yeah, before I was in the UFC, this was in 2015.
Splotting the UFC domination.
This was 2015.
Even funny thing is like, there's a picture I posted from the weigh-ins when there was UFC 192 DC fought Gustafson.
And I was there.
I was at the weigh-ins because Dan was fighting.
And after everyone cleared out, I looked around and I just went on the stage.
And I was just like, on the scale, just like, and I just pictured that moment in the same Toyota Center.
And then the security was like, oh, get the fuck off the stage.
And I jumped off the stage.
But then when I made that actual step in the same arena, it felt like, yeah, just the way I saw it.
Every time I'm at a Knicks game, I take a moment where I don't look at the floor.
I turn around and I look at the people.
Oh, wow.
And you're just like, okay, this is what it will be like.
Just in case you get in the NBA.
Yeah, exactly.
Just in case I become like an actual dad's drop.
Yeah, this is, yeah, your ability to kind of plan these things and execute them.
It's manifestation, man.
I feel like it's a superpower.
And this is one thing that's living.
It's a lot of work.
Yeah.
Of course, you can't just... Bisping said that line to Rocco Lewis dream it, believe it, achieve it.
It doesn't work without the work.
You need to work.
You need to actually, there's one thing, even if you work without all that, you can still get some places.
But then when you have that working as well, it's honestly magic.
And I've done it in so many levels of my life that it's like, it gets scary.
It gets scary that I'm just like, how did I make this happen?
Do you ever get emotional when it comes to fruition?
Yeah.
Isn't that kind of crazy?
It does.
I mean, there was even a moment on my YouTube channel, Freestyle Banda.
Check it out.
Yes.
At the weigh-in where my teammate Blood Diamond stepped on the scale.
And I didn't realize that Jeff was filming.
He was over on this side.
And I remember because I was sitting down right and we're backstage and there's a screen, just big.
And he just stepped up there.
And I just like, it just felt like it just, and I just, oh, man, because we've just been through so much together and he's been through so much.
And he didn't have the best result this weekend.
But for me, same Carlos didn't have the best result in his UFC debut.
But look at him this weekend.
You know what I mean?
So I know what we're capable of.
I know as a team.
So when I saw that moment, I just got welled up.
And I was just like, just so much love for my team, man.
Honestly.
You have the right perspective on it.
And it's very easy to get caught up in like selfish endeavors.
You know what I mean?
Because you're going to get thrown so many things.
This happens with bands all the time.
And it's like they split the fuck up and then they realize like, oh, fuck, these components make me special.
These components make me special.
It wasn't just me.
A lot of people get hard for people to realize, man.
You got to understand.
That's ego.
Like, people think, like, you know, I've seen it.
And so even in this game, in my own personal way, sometimes you get people who kind of like, what was that Meek Mill line?
Never watch your homies' pockets and think you deserve it.
You know, they think like, oh, you know, I, you know, it should be me.
It should be me.
And it's like, that would eat you alive because I've had that when I was younger.
I had that when I was younger.
One of my boys was working in the mines.
And long story short, I pretty much just kind of like started to feel a little weight because he was making like $2,500 a week.
And I started to feel a little weight.
And I was like, what is that doing for me?
Like, why am I feeling jealous about what he's doing with his life?
It has nothing to do with me.
So I had to look within myself and identify that monster.
And when I did, I killed it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just tricky, especially when it comes to what you do specifically, because you can only be in the cage by yourself.
Yeah.
Right?
They can't be in there with you.
That being said, all those things that they do to help you culminate all that.
But it's so easy to get caught up in your own ego, especially if you're insecure.
You want to believe what everybody tells you.
And you get all these deals and all these things.
That's why I just, I really admire you not leaving.
I appreciate it.
And likewise, like rocking with when Tim told me you're rolling with 12 people, I'm like, I got like, I had a little smile to my face.
I didn't get emotional, but I was like, I rolled deep.
Oh, for real?
I rolled deep.
Well, I saw you on the tour, man.
You were like, the only thing I liked was the promo, the way you came through like a, like a rock star.
And I was like, that's how you do it.
Even this fight, fight, I kind of thought, you know, similar vibes.
I was like, man, I need to flex on these motherfuckers a little bit.
Let them know.
Let them know.
Like, because I got it like that.
Yes.
I saw the bust down AP.
I'm hanging out.
I saw a shiny presidential today.
Presidential today.
I might get another one after this fight.
Okay, let me do it.
It's so fun.
You're a little boy.
Come on.
Of course, man.
This is light, bro.
Easy, easy.
But no, I just think it's beautiful.
You got to take your people.
And a lot of people don't realize that.
And it's very easy to get caught up in that feeling where you go, well, I'm the only one doing that.
Like, I'm the only person on stage.
I'm like, no, it's motherfuckers that make this happen.
Facts.
So, I mean, I remember when I pulled up to Rogan, I pulled up at Rogan with like eight people.
And he's like, dude, it's COVID, bro.
Like, and then the guys had to go shooting and shit like that.
But still, it's like, I don't go do Rogan by myself.
Of course, the group gets into it.
It's the boys.
Yeah.
Right?
So everybody got to, I fucking love it.
Everyone has a role and everyone on the team knows the importance of their role, if you will.
Yeah.
And that's what's like a long, sustained career, I think, ends up being is when you have those parts.
You look at the Rolling Stones.
Yeah.
And these motherfuckers have all done interesting things in their lives individually, but they still stay together and they rock that out.
I thought what you did with Rogan was so brave.
I thought it was so brave.
That was like the alley you could get the most criticism.
And I'll tell you this.
Fuck him.
I don't know if you spoke.
Cancel me.
There we go.
I don't know if you and Rogan have spoke, but I was talking to him about it.
And he said it made him tear up, man.
Made him tear up.
I love that dude, man.
And, you know, Rogan's a guy that, for me, look, all right.
We know what's going on.
You know, like, that's why I said fuck the noise.
Cause it's like, if don't focus on what they want you to focus on, focus on why they're doing what they're doing now.
Do you know how much manpower it takes for someone to go through every single episode of the JRE?
They probably had a whole team on that shit.
Of course.
And just like, find where he was saying the word, find where he was using the N-word.
And just like, they would have had like 10 people on that shit and hours of fucking footage.
And it's like, why now?
Why now?
And I'm like, I'm not saying think like me.
Just use your brain.
So when that guy tried to ask, I saved Dana's ass, by the way, because he was trying to set Dana up.
And I didn't mean to.
I was just like, this motherfucker, because first off, it's like, I know Rogan.
And his apology was, first of all, the thing he was the country singer's name that he talked about when he made that first video.
Neil Young.
Neil Young.
And he's just like, I watched that.
He's back on Spotify, by the way.
Oh, really?
Didn't mind calling Manella.
No, that's not enough.
It's like the certain songs that he doesn't have from that drastic guy.
My bad.
But when he made that video, I was kind of like, man, he handled that really nicely.
Told his Neil Young story.
And he wasn't even mad.
And I'm like, that's how you handle that.
And then when that video came out, I haven't watched the video because I don't give a fuck.
Not that.
Yeah, he was wrong.
He shouldn't have said that.
And he said he was wrong.
And he said, I'm sorry.
And I'm like, that was the most sincere, not like scripted Hollywood.
My manager wrote this down for me to apologize.
I'm like, what more do you want?
And it's just this fucking culture of just like, nah, we're going to hold you to your past.
That's how many years ago.
And he admitted, like, yeah, I didn't think this was ever going to happen.
I was not, I was just paraphrasing and this and that.
So for me, when I heard that, I was like, look, let me handle this.
And I just said it how it is.
You know?
Yeah, fuck the noise because we know what they do.
He's got the biggest platform right now on earth.
And he's not able to be controlled.
So the people, the powers that be are like, you know what?
What's next?
It's going to be something about a transgender this or they'll try and find that.
And then after that, that doesn't work.
Then they're going to go try and find something from his past where it's like, oh, you know, back in 1990, you know, and it's like, yeah, he made people eat cocker roads.
Exactly.
How dare this guy?
Against your will.
Yeah.
No, but like, I mean, yeah, it's a systematic way of trying to take power away from someone.
And people are starting to like pre that.
But you, you get the most scrutiny for it because you're defending a white dude that's saying this word that no white dude should say.
Yeah, but I'm just curious, like, did you get a lot of pushback?
Did you find most people be supportive?
No, I didn't really hear anything.
For me, I speak my truth.
I'm just like, you know what?
He said, sorry, let it go.
I know the guy.
He's the nicest motherfucker in the game.
He's a cool dude on and off screen.
He's a cool motherfucker.
So yeah, if they want to, I mean, there's no pushback.
There's no nothing.
Like I said, I wish they would.
I'm not a saint.
I'm not a president.
I'm not nothing.
I can say whatever the fuck I want.
I fight people for money.
That's my job.
Don't take me seriously.
Don't take me seriously like I'm some kind of candidate for whatever.
Like, just, yeah, speak my truth.
Yeah, you're a free dude.
Freestyle vendor is an interesting name.
Yeah.
Because to me, it's not like free.
Like, you don't have to pay for it, but it's like.
It was meant to be on OnlyFans.
So see, the plan was.
The plan was.
Yes.
See, the plan was.
I was like, you know what?
Everything I'm doing on YouTube right now was meant to be on OnlyFans.
And that was the plan.
But then OnlyFans is banned in China.
It's banned in Dubai, UAE, it's banned in Nigeria.
And I'm like, these are key markets for me.
I need my content to get out there.
I still post on there once in a while.
I made it free now.
Like in the first month, I made like 10K, you know, just off like a low subscription.
And I kind of put some stuff out there.
But then I just made it free because I was like, I'm not going to like screw people out of this.
So then I put everything from there that I was going to do on YouTube.
And it's killing.
Yeah, we're doing well.
No, you're killing.
You're killing it.
Very well.
I just like it because the idea of freestyle, but I see you as a very liberated dude.
And by liberated, I mean like you've created your own identity.
Yes.
And my own character.
Your own character.
Flight.
Which is rare.
But like there's certain people like throughout history, especially kind of famous people are usually tied to institutions, right?
And like, I always think of Mike Tyson as being bigger than any other identity.
Like Mike Tyson is Mike Tyson.
That's him.
Exactly.
He's not black guy that's a boxer.
He's not guy from Brooklyn.
He's not, you know, guy who trained under customization.
It's like Mike Tyson is this unique individual and he can have his own opinion.
Charles Barkley is another one.
Like there are these certain figures that are just like these like unique human beings.
Snoop is another one.
And we're like naming all black guys right now.
And I'm sure we're going to make a lot of people.
Is there a white guy?
Well, Rogan's another one.
But another thing is like as white, you don't, as white, like when you're living in a predominantly white place, you don't have to, like, you're kind of looked at as what is quote unquote normal.
So you don't have to opt out of identity.
But there absolutely are those types.
Like, you know, maybe Kirk Cobain, like these kind of like rockstar types.
And I just, I just really admire that trajectory that you're going on because you are free to say what you want to say.
Yeah.
As long as it's being authentic to you.
And a lot of people are terrified of doing it because they're worried about losing out an opportunity.
That was the one I had.
I want to say something that never really got out there.
You retweeted something.
Oh, it was a joke on Twitter.
Ah, shoot, you're shot.
You said something about scared.
Yeah, remember that?
Okay, so there was something that happened behind the scenes.
There was something that happened behind the scenes.
I can't remember the joke.
Yeah, man.
So he's made a joke on Twitter, right?
Even tweet his shit back to him.
I just, I'll just text you.
Yeah.
Because I'll be like, I don't even know if I can retweet this.
And I'm the wild guy.
No, but he made a joke, right?
He made a joke about something.
This is MMA fans and between MMA fans and school shooters.
And I was like, MMA fans, what did I say?
MMA fans.
Shooters shoot.
Just I can't remember how it is.
Find the tweet.
Find the tweet.
You put it on the thing.
But yeah.
Anyway, I then got a call from Tim, like, yo, you got to take that down.
I'm like, I'm not taking that down.
Yeah.
I was like, I'm not taking that down.
I was like, no, because this and that, red, red, raw.
I've got two companies emailing me over.
I was like, what did I say?
I just retweeted Andrew's joke and I added a nice tagline.
I thought it was funny as fuck.
You know me?
Okay, you want it?
MMA fans just talk about how they're a badass blue belt and they could be in the UFC right now.
Blah, blah, blah.
School shooters at least know how to.
Dot, dot, dot.
Shoot their shot.
That's a good tagline.
That's funny as fuck.
I thought it was a good tagline.
And then there it is.
Oh, yeah.
And then behind the scenes, then I was just, I told Tim, I was just like, I'm not deleting this.
I'm not.
Because then, you know, they went.
He's like, who's this?
And I just, I went on this tangent.
Look at his next tweet.
This ain't getting deleted.
Facts.
And people, you look, you read the comments and stuff.
I'm coming back when this is deleted.
I'm good.
I'm like, fuck you.
Like, because I'm sick of this shit.
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Yeah.
I'm sick of this whole culture of just like people trying to like, you made a joke that's not people.
I'm like, fuck, people make jokes all the time.
It's the intent.
Yes.
I wasn't, I'm not saying, I'm not praising Dylan Ruth and saying, you know, bravo.
Yeah, yeah.
Something like that.
Fucking, what's his name?
Trevor Martino.
Oh, not Travor Martin.
What's the guy's name?
Zimmerman.
He's trying to sue his family or something.
I'm not trying to praise those guys.
I just made a tagline that was funny.
And I don't care if I don't have that cloak of being a comedian.
I'm like, I hit and miss sometimes, but I'm allowed to try.
You know what I mean?
And I've got some stuff I don't even tweet because I'm just like, you know, I'm putting on.
Oh, I need to see your drafts.
Yeah.
Oh, bro.
I need to see your drafts.
I'm just like, you know what?
Put that on OnlyFans.
I'm subscribed.
Can you guys put him on stage for five minutes?
That way he has full car.
Oh, you're starving.
We can get you on stage.
I'll just tell you what everyone can do.
I'll tell a funny story.
Fuck.
Oh, man.
Because you know, we had Dan.
Dan.
Oh, Dan Hooker.
That's right.
Yes.
Fuck, that was dope.
Dan seeing that.
I love seeing that, bro.
Honestly, I love that because Dan is a homebody.
Dude, he's a hermit.
So for me to see him out on stage wilding out with you guys, I was just like, I love that dude, bro.
Dude, he was great.
He got up there.
He was singing.
He was dancing.
It's National Asco boy.
He's cool.
That's what I like about it.
You told me he was like, that guy's American Psycho.
Yeah, he is.
He's a fuckboy, but I love him.
Listen, before we, because we got to go talk to the god right now.
Charlotte.
We got to talk to the goddamn.
Sharamang.
But before we go out of here, I want to play a quick game of games.
This is a quick game of, you know, Smasher Pass.
Oh, let's go.
Okay.
But it's Smash or Pass with a passion of yours.
Pause or Fort Fast.
Ooh, Android.
Okay.
Okay.
So this is Smasher Pass and the anime edition.
Mark is going to bring them up and then we're going to rifle through them and you tell us it's Smash or Pass.
Okay.
Android 18 DB.
Smash.
Okay, next.
Okay, hang on.
Come on, Mark.
All right.
Ready?
And Smash.
Smash.
Smash 18.
She's tight.
Hit it.
Ooh, Boomer.
Smash.
Respectfully.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Yeah, go back to Fort Hoover.
She's got a Vegeta, girl.
That was a heavy.
Yeah, but Vegeta comes out.
That's that North Korean chick.
But wasn't her pants, though.
Wasn't her pants.
Is that a shadow?
Say what?
It wasn't her pants.
Oh, the shadows.
She's a shadow.
It's a shadow.
Oh, no.
This ain't no they.
This ain't no they.
This is a boomer.
I don't know.
This ain't Boomer.
Okay.
Chi-Chi.
Ah, respectfully pass.
That's a pass.
Oh, yes.
Throw down for she walks.
Yes.
Super freak.
100%.
She's ready to peg you right now.
Look at those fingers.
Going inside.
Okay.
Oh, Inopig.
Oh, that's her.
That's what Sakura calls her, Ino.
Inno Pig.
But she's pretty, but just her attitude is kind of like makes her ugly.
So pass.
Oh, wow, man.
You thoughtful, bro.
Hey, hey, bro.
What is her attitude?
What is her attitude?
She's a bit snarled.
She got a lot of money.
She wanted to be scared.
You know what I mean?
She's just like that.
She tried to get him canceled.
She looks like a character.
Okay, next.
Not ah, pass.
Pass on Naruto.
What?
I know, nigga.
Come on, bro.
One thing, though.
Okay, one thing is, I would love to have the power to shadow clone.
Because if you can shadow clone, let's just say, choo-choo.
You run a train with yourself, damn.
Yo, that's fire.
Yo, that's crazy.
I wouldn't mind it.
That's the only time I'd ever run a train.
Yo.
Okay, okay, next.
I'm still wild, bro.
Okay.
Oh, Sakura.
She's strong.
I'd definitely like to get handled by her.
Smash.
Smash.
Definitely smash.
Okay, next.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Get the fuck out of here.
Look at them DSLs.
Jesus.
Yeah, this is the race of shit right here.
We got to talk to the Japanese about this.
This ranges to multiple cultures.
Yeah.
Yeah, actually.
Right?
I can see that.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Everybody should.
Okay, next.
Oh, bro.
Little nerd.
Little nerd.
He's a little cute nerd.
He's a little cute nerd.
How many of your friends growing up?
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He's a lover boy.
That's all I remember.
He's too thirsty.
He's like, he's too thirsty.
He's a C-slater.
Pass, pass, pass, next.
Hello.
What the fuck?
Who is that?
With the big tail.
Yeah, you guys.
That looks pointy.
Pass.
All right.
Goku.
Ah, respectfully pass.
But I'll fight him.
I love to fight Goku.
Damn.
The winner takes the ass.
Pass.
I might not have that smoke, but you know, I'll leave a mark on you.
Okay, next.
Ooh, who's that?
Zarbon.
Zarbon.
Okay, this is probably before or after my time.
Next.
I don't like that guy.
That's the last one.
This is the last one.
Last one, guys.
Y'all are fucked up.
Y'all are fucked up.
That's a shit.
That's a sad.
You already know.
Fast forward.
Fast forward.
Freestyle Bender.
Check him on YouTube.
This is the GOAT right now.
You already know what the fuck it is.
This is us back in the day.
This is after, I think, your first time.
How far we've come?
This is like November 2018.
Yeah.
Wow.
How far we've come.
So this is almost four years ago.
Press play real quick.
This is us talking about the future.
Oh, let's go.
And like when we all grow together, it's going to be crazy in a few years where Izzy's the number one, you know, or Izzy's the number one UFC.
Yeah, you know, that's just our guy.
I was just saying that to Alex, right?
And then we got the number one podcast in a planet.
And all these other things are kind of happening.
It's like you often look at the rat pack.
You know, you look at these guys, Sinatra, and all these dudes that had their crew.
And it's like, oh, how'd that happen?
It's like, it happened slowly.
Yeah.
One guy popped.
The other guy popped.
And things start to happen.
Sammy Davis Duval.
Yo, we out here, bro.
Sharla.
Duvall.
We're going to bring Izzy into the crew.
You know what I mean?
It's just.
We dope.
Young guys with a dream.
Young guys with a dream.
What do we do?
Love you guys, man.
Love you.
I appreciate you.
Easy.
God bless.
God bless.
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Guys, we almost made Kid Cuddy kill himself.
I feel a little bad.
I actually do feel a little bit bad.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
You don't.
But you should.
You should.
That is the right feeling.
You vampire, dog.
That's what you do.
You're saying I don't have feelings.
No, no, no.
I'm saying you suck the life out of people.
That's what you do.
I almost sucked the life out of him.
He was on Instagram, but why don't you think I feel bad, Al?
You don't feel bad.
I know bad.
You still don't know who Kid Cuddy is.
I know who Kid Cuddy is Scott Muscudi.
What did you say?
His name is Scott Miscutty.
Scott Moscuddy?
Scott Moscuddy.
It is.
I don't even know his real name, bro.
I mean, you're saying that he's saying he was capping for Cuddy.
I wasn't.
He's saying it as well.
Yeah, you were on my side trying to make him kill himself.
No, no, no, no.
He literally posted something on Instagram.
You couldn't even comment on it.
I was about to put mad vampire emojis.
It said, God, please watch over me and keep my mind sane.
I could use it right now.
To anyone who feels alone, I'm with you and I love you.
Except Andrew Schultz.
You said that.
I feel bad.
It was a joke.
We were joking around about him.
Scott's a talented guy.
I don't know his music.
This guy makes incredible music.
He's probably talented.
He's classics, right, Mark?
Classics.
Cuddy fucking sucks.
He burnt people like that.
Why are you saying the guy's guy sucks?
Dude, the guy's suicidal.
Why would you be saying that, dude?
Because I listen to Playboy Cardius, and he's so much better, dude.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Dude, where are you getting this from?
Where are you getting this from, dude?
What do you mean you're a vampire?
We're trying to talk about Scott Miscuddy.
It doesn't matter.
He's the guy behind the vamp life.
He's the guy behind Playboy Cardi.
He's the guy behind Travis Scott.
Birdie, he burnt him.
Where do you think Travis Scott got his name from?
Wait, where?
Scott Miscuddy, Travis Scott.
Whoa, his parents named their last name after his first name?
Dude, it's Spanish.
It's from Spain.
His name is Scott Ramon.
Segura Miscudi.
Eso, wait.
He's Spanish.
Wait a minute.
He's not even black.
What are you talking about?
Why, yeah.
Ramon Sejudo?
He could be black, man.
He could be half black.
Say again?
He could be half black.
Fuck you.
You're talking about a half black, half Spanish dude?
Who the fuck wants to hang out with you?
Yo, Cuddy's multiple.
Cuddy did shit.
Yo, y'all put some respect on Cuddy's name.
He's three-quarter black, one-quarter Mexican.
Oh, fuck that people.
He's Mexican.
Mexican.
Hallelujah!
I knew something was cool about that motherfucker, dude.
Yeah, not his music.
Yo, yeah, but still the Mexican-ness in him, bro.
That's fire, dude.
Also, Mexicans are depressed, though.
Say again, Mexican.
He's never been depressed.
Why he's so emotionally fragile as a Mexican?
He's only one quarter.
You need more than one quarter if that Mexican's going to take over.
Guys, we're coming back in.
We had to do a quick edit.
Jeff said some crazy shit, but everything's good, and we're coming back in.
My point is, we might have jumped on Kid Cuddy, you know, because you devised that game where we make fun of him and then Juck supposed it with Playboy Cardi and obviously, you know.
Yeah, Mark, right?
Okay.
Yeah, keep it.
Mark, too, both of you.
Two-headed snake.
Wait, what?
Two-headed snake.
I was defending Cuddy.
No, you were.
In the studio, but not before the show.
Who were you defending the show?
Before the show, that energy was completely different.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it was.
And you were shitting all over Playboy Cardi before the show, bro.
You were.
You were.
You were like pretending to play the organs.
You're like, oh, look at Playboy Cardi song.
Like, whatever, like that.
That was your little act out that you guys did.
I was thinking.
Jesus actually played.
Playing around with a little cross and shit like that.
You and Playboy Carter are natural enemies.
Because you are a cross-bearer.
Oh, shit.
And he's a vampire.
And he's a vampire.
Mortal enemies, he's a little bit more.
Mortal enemies.
That's why he smells like garlic all the time.
Shit makes so much fucking sense, bro.
This motherfucker's afraid of vampires.
You say vamp life's not coming for you, boy.
Vamplife can't touch me.
Vamp life can't touch you?
Uh-huh, it will.
I have the protection of God.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
You just got foreskinned, but that's the only protection.
You got books.
And us vamps is coming for it.
Yeah, we're going to tear off that foreskin.
Wait, why'd you say?
You know what I'm saying?
You did say what you were thinking.
You were like, that's chitlins.
Yo, come on.
How are you crazy?
So, Friday shit.
De-Fry foreskin out.
Come on.
You can't have Calamar.
No, Calamar.
No, we take white people's food, make it better all the time.
Oh, that's a good ass point.
That is a good ass point.
Okay.
All I'm trying to say is we went, we saw that, you know, Scott Muscutti, his Instagram, he was feeling very sensitive yesterday, and we didn't want that to be inspired by him.
Power bad.
Okay.
And we know there's a lot of people out there that he saved their lives.
They were suicidal and listening to his music saved their lives.
That's good.
That's good.
Yes.
Save your life.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's can we get to the bottom of some serious shit?
Because a lot of stuff is happening right now.
Okay.
Julia Fox is beefing with Azalea Banks.
Oh, yeah.
Azalea Banks is taking no prisoners.
Speaking of which, we never talked about this before.
Oh, well.
I'm going to send my goons at you, bro.
I'm going to send my goons on.
Bro, I'm going to send my goons, bro.
Yo, that ass.
Watch out.
Yo, what did he just throw up?
What games you just throw up?
What?
You want him to interpret?
What was that?
Yeah.
Fine.
Oh, shit.
Well, what was that?
Yo, my guy.
You whisper closer into the mic.
It's just like speaking.
Do you realize that?
The guy whispered closer into the market.
Do you hear it?
That was an ASMR video.
Dude.
Okay.
Cut it out the FOD.
Cut it out the FOD.
Let's go.
What?
The FOD.
That's what he's over doing right now.
Cut it out the FOD.
Cut it out the FOD.
Gotta call the podcast a FOD.
Yeah, it's out of the FOD.
That's what you called it.
All right, fine.
I called it that.
Some of us make mistakes.
You fucking jerks.
Do you know what I mean?
Look at you.
Who the fuck do you look like?
Right now, the jokes are so inside from things that we've cut.
I don't think anybody listening to have a fucking clue what's going on.
This is a Bjork music video, bro.
It's like eight levels.
Did you just bring up Bjork?
Yes.
We were just talking about Bjork the other day.
Horrid shit, dude.
That's fucking crazy, Mark.
My point I was going to say is: if your last name is Fox, you're objectively hot.
Interesting.
I don't think there's an unattractive Fox on the world.
Jamie?
Fox.
Megan. Fox.
Julia. Fox.
That's all.
Michael J. Fox.
Rick Fox.
Rick Fox.
Rick.
Rick Fox.
Holy shit.
Who else?
Michael J. Fox, a bit of a stretch, though.
No, Michael J. Fox was fine back in the day.
Nah, he was cute, but he was never fine.
He was like my height.
Nah, motherfucker can be.
You could be fine.
But you are fine.
Hey, are you sure?
You fine, son.
I don't look like anybody you know.
Now, now that you got your little haircut, you fine.
Now you didn't have that little haircut?
Yeah.
Wait, rough.
Huh?
Rough.
My comedy suddenly got worse.
Yo, this guy's crazy.
What did I say?
Yo, Vivica A. Fox.
Oh, my God.
What else?
I mean, that's kind of it.
Do we just make our children named Fox?
Terry Fox.
Boom.
Terry Fox is who?
The Canadian runner.
Oh, my God.
Don't know who that is.
Holy shit.
It's a guy?
Yeah.
Remember the snacks?
I don't see if it's a guy.
I don't want to see if it's a girl.
You haven't seen it?
No.
The 30 for 30 about the guy?
No.
Terry Fox was this Canadian guy that ran across Canada and trying to raise money for cancer, and he is missing one leg, but he ended up not making all the way across because the cancer had spread throughout his body.
He did it hopping?
Literally.
No, no, he had.
He had prosthetic legs.
He had the prosthetic leg.
But you still kind of got to hop a little bit.
Yeah, I mean, a little.
Yeah, it's more of like a bounce.
Way more impressive if it was hopping.
I mean, hopping would be crazy.
He did one leg the whole shit.
Like the Pixar lamp?
No, he ran.
You hop across the country.
No, that's next level.
That's a hero.
I think they're both heroic.
I think they're both heroic.
And he raised a bunch of money for cancer.
They still do the marathon to this day.
One's less heroic.
It's not less heroic.
This shit is just less time consuming.
Hopping mad unentaining.
You're not going to watch that shit.
Stumbling mad long.
Yeah, and you can't really build momentum hopping.
Well, I guess kangaroos.
Yeah, they have two legs.
They got two legs and a tail.
I would imagine they could do it with one.
You're balanced much easier with two legs.
Bang.
Yeah, but there's got to be one kangaroo out there that has one leg.
I mean, maybe.
Can we Google that?
Google Pirates of the Kangaroo.
There's got to be a kangaroo with one leg that can still move around.
100%.
Bro, kangaroos are fucking terrifying.
Did you see the video of the guy that punches a kangaroo in the face?
Mark, we've been with kangaroos.
You and I together.
No, those are wallabies.
That's not true.
We also went to kangaroos.
Oh, we did.
We didn't talk to him, though.
Yeah, because you were scared.
That's not true.
I got close.
You did it.
You were scared of the dude.
Didn't we took it in the video?
Emus, you were scared of ostrich, and you were scared of kangaroo.
You're talking about kid cutting like ostrich.
Why are you talking about kid cuttings?
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Wait, what?
Emus?
You just said emos.
Oh, that's good.
You know what he said?
Don't put it on me.
Don't put it on me.
You just tried to put it on me right there.
No.
We were done talking about kid cutting.
Just saying.
And you just try to bring me back in because you want drama.
You want beef.
You want the ratings.
Yeah.
What is this?
Is this Fox News CNN to you?
Is this Fox News CNN to you?
Is that what you want?
You want beef and drama?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll give you some beef and drama.
Don't, please don't.
You want some fucking beef and drama?
Is that what you want?
Is that what I fox?
Do you want some?
Fucking theory is still true that.
Okay, what's your thought?
I'll give you some beef with the Julia Fox.
Okay.
Do you want some beef with Julia Fox?
I'm going to give you the drama.
Let's go.
Azalea Banks alleges that the only reason Julia Fox was in Miami was to do sex work.
Whoa.
Sex work.
Whoa.
What do you guys think that is?
Facts.
But no, do you think that that is people paying to have sex with her or she was on some dominatrix shit?
That could be both.
You could pay for Dominatrix.
That's what I believe.
Is that considered sex work or does sex work require intercourse?
Ooh.
Good question.
Nah, because OnlyFans is sex work.
That's sex work.
Even though it's the opposite of having sex.
You're not even allowed close to that pussy.
You're being completely dominated, abused, even.
So technically, it's not sex work.
You can look at that as therapy.
Oh, yo, is that what Kanye was into?
No.
But don't the dudes get off?
But if you get off on something, does it make it sex?
Yeah.
No, what?
I don't think it does.
What if you get off on someone taking a shit on the table?
Is that sex?
Yeah.
You just got lucky.
If you paid for that person to take a shit on the table and you come from it, yeah.
You put your penis in a jet in a hot tub and then ejaculate into the hot tub.
That's not sex.
Or also if you let the jets shoot up your asshole.
That's just exploring your body as a 14-year-old of Florida.
Yeah.
That's got too real, bro.
Wait, what?
You would fuck the Jets.
No, no, that's not.
I don't know how kids learn a masturbation.
No, it's not.
The Jets are mad water coming out, bro.
You can't fuck no Jet director.
No, no, no.
His fucking forest kids are like, I'm like reeling in a bag.
Holy shit.
No way.
You just put it around the sides.
It's like filling up a water ball.
Yeah.
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Anyway, let's get back to the show.
Peace.
She alleged that it was sex workers while she was down there.
I don't know if that's true, but I do know something interesting.
When Julia Fox was beefing with Azalea Banks, right?
Azalea Banks, Julia Fox, then threatened to weaponize transphobia to take down Azalea Banks.
She goes, well, she's like, you were transphobic.
You said transphobic things on our podcast.
I'm going to release it, and then everybody is going to cancel you, basically.
And it's like, well, do you know Azalea Banks has been canceled for about six, seven years now?
Don't nobody give a fuck about cancellation less than her.
But also, you're just doing it not to protect trans people, but to get revenge.
To weaponize it and take down.
Now, she does the pod with a trans woman.
Yeah.
And Azalea roasted her pretty good.
Yeah.
Wait, what do you mean?
She said, she said, she said, you should trade, you should pawn that Birkin and work on that jawline.
Jeez.
Wait, into her face?
No.
No, this is just on like Instagram?
Yeah, on Instagram.
Beefing.
So Azalea was on Julia's podcast?
I guess.
And they cut out some trans stuff, transforming the business.
Or maybe they didn't even drop the episode or something like that.
Again, I'm just like reading the tea that's on Instagram.
Them going back and forth.
Tell me more about the tea.
I know about the tea.
This guy does about tea.
Yeah, dude.
He does.
I know all about tea.
Give us more tea, dude.
Yeah.
We're thirsty.
Well, she called Julia, Azalea Banks called Julia Fox's child a crack baby.
Wow.
That was that funny.
Oh my gosh, dude.
That is wild to say.
That's kind of a lot, dude.
That's your child.
You got a fighter.
Yeah.
You got a fighter.
You can't call my kid a crack baby.
We're not fighting.
I don't know if that's a diss on the kid.
It's really just all disrespect on the mother.
Yeah, but it's also not the kid's fault that the kid is addicted to crack when it's full.
He's a crack baby.
And crack babies are known to be cute.
And that doesn't have any wealthy babies.
That's pretty cute.
Yep.
It doesn't.
I don't think it's the blackest you have ever been on this podcast.
I didn't say this, Doc.
This guy's crazy.
You're playing with fire.
You're playing with fire.
You guys started it.
Yo, stop using the N-word around me like that.
My business is disgusting.
He's using the N-word a lot.
He is.
He is, right?
What is the shelf life for Julia Fox?
I think it's about over.
You think it's over?
I don't think this girl.
I think this girl's not letting it go.
She's not letting it go.
Real housewives?
Ooh.
Soon?
Yeah, Instagram creates a whole new world now.
Too young for it.
Any way you can get Instagram followers, you can make a career out of it.
So there is hope for her.
And she's not dumb.
She knows how to use this.
But, like, she's talking about writing a book.
Anybody reading that book, bro?
Yes, they are.
They might read the book, but I don't think the book is the play for her.
Yeah.
I think she needs to be on a show on a franchise.
Yeah.
And I think that, yeah, it has to be like TV and a situation where she can like create drama.
Yeah.
And lean into the madness.
I think she stays in the limelight because right now she's already tied to Drake, tied to Kanye.
And most rappers just like hooking up with women that other rappers have been with.
So I'm pretty sure she's going to either get with Future or one of these guys who are also just want to be in the scene and she's going to stay relevant.
Like she's going to have like an Amber Rose run where it's just like hopping from do to do.
Yeah, where's Amber now, though?
Yeah, I'm just saying eventually it'll die out, but she's going to have this run is just starting.
Yeah, you're right.
That makes sense.
So who got the best of who?
Did Kanye or did Julia Fox win?
I think Julia Fox won.
Julia came up more because she had much further to climb.
Kanye didn't come up, but it was like a good thing, you know, where he could use for the game.
Yeah, I gave him a few weeks, but for Kanye, he's always relevant.
Julia Fox wasn't relevant.
Now she is.
I'm curious.
I'm curious to talk to Julia Fox because she came out and she was just like, yo, I'm a hustler or something like that.
And I was like, so is this all by design?
Like, break this down for me.
I would like to talk to her.
We should get Julia Fox on a podcast.
I would love it.
Yeah.
She'd be interesting.
Al, you seem a little excited about that.
Yeah, I'm just saying, I think she would give us really good discourse.
Yo, how loves the violin, bro?
You did mention that.
That's her tattoo, right?
She got the violin on her back.
And you know what?
Tattoos, bro.
You looking hard, bro.
She's got the famous tattoo.
I wasn't objecting about her like that.
Jesus.
She put the tattoo.
I didn't put it on.
I didn't see it.
That's true.
She's showing off the tattoo.
Yeah.
There's nothing wrong with you noticing it.
Yeah.
You're doing what she's asking.
Yeah, it's cool.
Yeah.
Al, I didn't even notice.
Also, speaking of which, I googled.
Apparently, there's no such thing as a crack baby.
So maybe that's not insulting.
Oh, interesting.
According to drugpolicy.org, the myth of crack baby persisted for decades, but studies have consistently concluded prenatal exposure to crack cocaine doesn't have effect on long-term development.
What about heroin?
What about heroin?
Why would you publish that study?
Yeah, don't put a public study.
Apparently, cocaine is worse for you than crack.
But what about heroin?
Can you look up heroin?
Because sometimes kids are born addicted to heroin.
Yeah, that's a real case.
I just don't understand why you'd be like, hey, guys, smoke all the crack you want.
It's not going to affect you.
Yeah.
That's a study you don't need to go publish.
Let the myth continue.
Sometimes myths are good.
Yeah.
Sometimes myths keep the people in line.
Yeah, it's like Santa Claus for kids.
You know what I mean?
This is what people behave.
100%.
COVID and Max Penn.
The lump of coal is crack baby.
COVID.
Yeah.
COVID.
Al's calling COVID a myth.
Mask mandates.
Now you're skeptical, are you?
He'd been skeptical.
Yeah, I know.
Come on.
My case ain't got the vaccine ever.
Yeah.
You're the only cuck vaxed in here, bro.
No, There's two cucks.
There's two cucks.
No boosters in this bitch.
Oh, you're cucked.
You're cucked.
Yeah, we're all vax.
Miles got the booster.
Yeah, Miles.
Wow.
I'm a cuck.
Nah, that makes sense for Miles.
That's on Brandon.
Yeah, it is.
Should we pay for a session with Julia Fox or Miles?
Should we pay for a session?
Like one Dominatrix session?
Would that be something you're into?
Yeah, for the content, for the pod.
For the content, yeah.
Just for the pod.
One Dominatrix session on it, maybe charged by the hour.
I'm not exactly sure what it is.
And she just won't make it.
What is that?
He's lasting like seven.
You think he's going to bust?
We'll prorate that hour.
Now, who do you think taps out first?
Do you think it's you or do you think you start telling her useless facts and then she's like she probably gets up first?
Because I got facts.
Do you know where Courage Mir comes from?
Which were actually the Egyptians.
Gonna open up the back of his watch, show her the inside.
Honestly, I would pay for that.
I would do it.
I would pay for that.
You do a session, a dominatrix session with Julia Fox.
We'll get her on a podcast.
You do the dominant trick session.
You just let her go at it.
And that's it.
Yeah, I'm in.
I'm in.
Let's get her on the pod.
Would you, and you're down?
Yeah.
Okay.
And she's just going to be.
And you can have your way.
She can just have her way with your body.
With your body.
Do whatever the fuck she wants with it.
Squeeze your tits.
Yeah.
Give you another booster, maybe.
Yo, fill you with fucking boosters, dude.
Real talk.
It's going to happen.
She can boost me, dog.
She can boost me.
Whoa.
Okay, Mark.
What else do we got, man?
Do you want to share your thoughts about the Olympics?
Yes, I would.
Okay.
I would like to share my thoughts about the Olympics.
Finally, it's come out.
We were right.
About this little charlatan.
She is a bit of a charlatan.
She's a bit of a charlatan.
This girl, Eileen Gu, coming out talking about, oh my God, I just feel strongly, a strong connection to my heritage, my Chinese heritage, comes out.
She's going to make $42 million.
$42 million, bro.
Representing China in advertisements, all that other shit, which is exactly what we said.
Yo, keep it a buck.
If you just kept it a buck, you're like, yo, I can make way more money with China than I can with the United States of America.
Then it's on us to find a way to match that bread.
Then it's on us to be like, yo, Nike, get involved over here.
Right?
Let's put some money onto this girl so that she doesn't have to go support another country.
But no, she tried to wrap it up into this.
My heritage.
Shut the fuck up about the heritage.
I'm trying to hear that shit.
What is she going to say, though?
Like, how is she going to be like, I'm greedy?
Where the fuck you think I learned it from?
Here in America, I'd be like, all right.
That's on us.
We made you that greedy.
Yeah, I just don't know how you can come out and be like, yo, I'm greedy.
I feel like it's a bad look.
You still capping for this girl?
I'm just saying.
This is the same thing as Johnny Cena.
I'm like, everyone's got 41 mil.
Everyone will do it.
You driving a tank.
You're driving a tank right now.
We're in 10 MNMN Square, whatever that shit is called.
What anime is that?
We in 10 MNMMN Square.
We in Teminemin M Square, bro.
We're in Teminem Square.
We're in Teminem Square, and you are driving the tank right now.
Yeah.
Okay.
You need to chill the fuck out, dude.
Wait, why?
You're being too pro-China.
Okay.
Okay.
This is an American podcast.
We're American heroes.
Okay.
Okay.
So we cannot support China buying up all our fucking athletes.
We raised that girl.
Train that girl.
Clothe that girl.
What did you do about that?
What the fuck do you think I did to raise her?
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
You don't think guy code was on guiding that girl's life at a young age?
You don't think she was watching guy code and girl coat?
You know what I mean?
I was raising that little twat seven seconds at a time.
Okay?
Saying my hot takes.
Shave your pews.
You know what I mean?
Four different seasons to shave your pews.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
I did a lot.
Okay.
All right.
And how did she repay me personally?
Yeah.
She went to go be in the Olympics with the CCP.
Okay?
The fuck is going on, half?
All right.
Fair point.
That's all I'm trying to say.
No, she just needs to be honest.
Fuck that bullshit.
I'm getting paid.
That's it.
I'm making more than LeBron this year.
What you really gonna do?
Yeah, that's too much.
I'm for sale, yo.
Say you're for sale.
Hey, everybody here for sale.
Don't act like you're not.
Everybody got a number.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Motherfucker.
Wish she was a vampire.
Yeah.
Bitch over there trying to be pale.
No fang having ass bitch.
I was just trying to reenact your mom.
It's a crazy tactic, bro.
It's a crazy tactic.
John Akash's lowest moment when they just saved Jack John.
That's the same thing.
Epic bomb, dude.
Epic bomb.
Ain't that funny?
The worst part is, isn't it funny?
Oh, my God.
Oh, boy.
No, but New Akash with a haircut would never say that joke.
No, no.
That was pop.
That was.
I called him Apoo.
I called him Apoo.
I called him Apo.
That.
Oh, that's all good, dog.
Also, you might have to apologize to Shakar Richardson.
Yo, honestly, I might have to.
Because there's a 15-year-old Russian woman.
ROC, ROC woman.
Oh, that's right.
Russian Olympic Committee.
Yeah.
Because they can't represent Russia because they cheat so much.
Yeah.
Okay.
She clearly is using some sort of performance-enhancing drugs.
Yeah, that's what they concluded.
Okay.
And they're still allowing her to compete.
She just can't meddle.
But here's the thing, Mark.
What is it?
If she does medal, they won't have a medal ceremony.
At all?
Meaning, if she does come in one of the first three places, they just don't have a medal ceremony at all.
Why is she there, yo?
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Getting in the way?
Yeah, you getting in the way of somebody.
Fourth place could be third place, bitch.
That's crazy.
Now she's 15 years old.
We can't call her that.
Where's she from?
Russia.
Hey, we finna go to war, bitch.
What you want, yo?
Stay out of Ukraine, bitch.
It is Wednesday.
Are we a war yet?
I didn't get an update.
We didn't get updates?
No, the army didn't text me or anything.
Miles?
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
Come on, Miles.
Here's your opportunity.
Jeez.
Are we at war?
We're not at war.
Dang.
I wore my fatigues and everything, bro.
You were really, though.
Ready to enlist for China, probably.
No, I'm not going to enlist for China.
Cuck?
I'm going to fight for Ukraine.
Go try to fucking marry Eileen Goo.
Pro-China.
Yo, no, no, dude.
Chill the fuck out of there.
That was crazy.
Second time you listed that, bro.
I know.
They was killing Mark already, dog.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, what else we got, Marquito?
Guys, the infamous tour.
Big fucking news.
Toronto, we coming.
It's going down.
I knew that shit wasn't going to get canceled.
I knew them truckers was going to pull through.
I knew the rest of the people Ontario was going to pull through.
Yeah, I said Ottawa wasn't in Ontario before.
Well, so what?
Yeah, now it is.
Now, because of the truckers, Mark.
The truckers made it go back there.
Stop.
Whatever, dude.
I'll exhale through my teeth.
You ain't going to stop me.
All I'm trying to say is we coming up.
Meridian Hall, Toronto.
I think the show is already sold out.
Maybe there might be a couple seats.
I don't know, but we will see you guys there.
The original dates will be honored.
Can't fucking wait.
We are coming for that ass.
Okay, Justin Trudeau.
We are coming for that ass.
Also, the infamous tour, go to theandrewscholes.com.
Tickets for the rest of the cities.
We're going to be out there.
We're coming to New Orleans, Alabama, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, New York City.
We added that second show.
Go get them tickets right now.
Atlantic City, I think, might already be sold out.
We love you.
We appreciate you.
Akash Singh, what else you got, baby?
Yo, I'm coming through.
Yo, hey, you know the funny thing about getting on Joe Rogan's podcast?
What's that?
And having a special hit a million views?
What's that?
Yo, sometimes you got to sell out shows.
You got to move them, bitches, because there's too many tickets.
So Vancouver, we wanted to do March 11th, but we sold out the first show so fast.
We wanted to add a second one, but there was no space at the venue.
So the Toronto show is moving from March 1st or March 11th to July 1st, Canada Day.
I'm coming through.
Wow.
I'm going to run for prime minister.
Jugmeet Singh.
Sorry, bruh.
It's a new Indian in town who's a little less cookish.
Anyway, other dates.
This week, I'm in Los Angeles.
The 20th, I'm going to be in Oxnard, California.
23rd, Irvine, California.
24th, Ontario, California.
25th, LA Dynasty Tide Pride of Theater.
March 18th through 20th.
I'm going to be in San Antonio at LOL Comedy Club.
April 8th and 9th, Tampa Improv.
Also, some of you have been hitting me up.
Vulcan Gas Company in Austin has been moved, I believe, June 8th and 9th.
I'll double check.
But that's not my fault.
That's the dumbass Vulcan fault for double booking us.
Either way, that shit is going to be fire.
Bring that ass through.
Now let's get back to the show.
Talk to me.
What do you think about your favorite Indian prime minister freezing the bank accounts of anyone that's involved?
Involved in the protests.
What are your thoughts?
Yo, I got a problem with this guy, yo.
Talk to me about it.
Yo, that's, yo, this is, it's getting tyrannical.
It's a little bit, it's borderline tyranny in Canada.
I don't like this guy, Trudeau.
Get out of here, brownface.
Get out of here.
Dude, you're allowed to say that.
That's good.
Yeah, you're allowed to say it.
Do you think that he acts this way because Fidel Castro came and his mom and made him?
Is that a fact?
Well, we know that Fidel Castro took his mom on a nice little trip.
Whoa.
And so the Rolling Stones, apparently.
Whoa.
Oh, his mom was a joint.
Mom was a wild girl.
But his dad was a wild boy, too.
Here's a side-by-side.
What do you think?
I think that there are some similarities.
Yo, that's crazy.
I think there's some similarities.
That's why he's at.
That is why he's acting like this.
Yeah.
But he don't got the charm of Castro.
Castro had charisma.
Yeah.
This guy don't got that.
Yeah.
I'm assuming Castro had charisma, to be honest, but I'll see.
He must have had charisma.
That's like Chloe Odyssey.
Right?
100%.
You look at the pic, you're like, I can see it.
Mark, what do you think we should do about this?
About the truckers' protests?
No, about the fact that they're freezing bank accounts in Canada.
I was looking into, apparently, that's not like uncommon.
Like they can do that.
But they're going crypto and shit like that.
Like they're really, it's everything now, right?
I think it's just built into the Canadian Constitution, though.
What?
It's like under the orders that he put out or something.
And like they're able to use it to freeze terrorist funds if something's deemed terrorist activity.
Once they deem a terrorist activity.
Yeah.
But that's where the miscarriage of justice is happening, Mark.
Yeah.
This is not terrorism.
We know terrorism.
We in the United States of America know terrorism.
Yeah.
Terramism.
Terra Mizu.
Terra Mizu.
We know Terramism.
These are freedom fighters.
Yes.
These people.
Oh, shit.
This is fire.
Drove their trucks to the capital of Canada.
Toronto.
Toronto.
Yeah.
Sure.
Is not the capital, Mark.
But I mean, it should be, but it isn't.
Keep going.
Keep going.
It is Ottawa.
Thank God.
The great city within Ontario, which is a province.
Which we learned recently.
We learned that recently.
They do not have states up there.
That's true.
There are many provinces.
They drove those trucks up there to fight for freedom for all of us.
This is not a movement in Canada.
This is not a movement in North America.
This is a global movement.
Freedom.
Freedom is what they're fighting for.
Yes.
Freedom.
Freedom is what they are going to deliver.
Freedom.
Freedom.
You got another like 30 seconds, so keep going.
Freedom.
Freedom.
Stress, stress, stress.
I have a dream.
Someone else already did that.
Someone already did that.
That white kids.
Okay.
And more white kids.
And Ottawa will grow up without having to wear masks.
I have a dream.
This is the modern dream.
I have a dream today.
Okay, 20 seconds.
That white adults that get excited about a pond freezing over will one day be free to travel cross borders whether they're vaccinated or not.
Free at last.
On their trucks.
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Yeah, free at last.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank God Almighty.
I'll play it back.
Keep going.
We're free at last.
Salute.
What else we got?
I mean, can you clear up the Moderna CEO thing?
Because you're pretty good with pharmaceutical insider trading stuff.
So the headline was: Moderna CEO dumps 1.5 million shares of Moderna, steps down, et cetera, et cetera.
That's what the headline was.
I don't think it was the CEO that dumped the, it was one of the co-founders that dumped the big amount.
And I think the CEO has been selling thousands of shares, but I think they kind of do that.
And I think what this is, and this is none of this is actually confirmed.
And it should be able to confirm because I think all sales are public record, especially if you're part of the company.
But here's the thing.
We know it's over.
So if you're a pharmaceutical company and you are making crazy bread, you know that your stock is going to go down.
Not to mention, it looks like the stock market is kind of ready to take a little dip skin.
This is fucking time, bro.
Right?
Let's get in.
Yeah.
So I think, I think, again, none of this is completely confirmed or maybe it has been since, but I'm not surprised that this is happening.
I'm not surprised this is happening.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, should you be allowed to sell your shares if you are the CEO while you are the CEO?
You have to hold on to them shits until you quit, right?
That's an interesting one.
I think he did step down.
That would make sense.
You quit, you cash out.
But anybody else involved in the company after a certain level, even maybe if you're a lower-level employee, you shouldn't be allowed to sell your shares until you quit.
Now, do you think he's looking at this and being like, y'all are criticizing me?
I saved your grandparents, you fucking loser.
Like, I saved y'all.
Like, you think that these guys have a God complex right now?
They're like, hold on.
I saved millions of people.
Probably.
They upset it like a little billion dollars that I came off.
Are you kidding?
You should have paid me 30 billion for your whole family being alive.
How much would you pay for your grandma?
Yeah, probably.
Right?
So I think in his mind, he's like, Of course I can sell my stock.
I just saved the world.
Where we're looking at like, ooh, you're trying to get over on us.
No, but he might be right.
We're really grateful.
He might be right.
He might have a point.
He does have a point.
He saved the world.
I understand that these vaccines don't work.
Yes.
And it could probably cause tons of illnesses.
Allegedly.
Allegedly, don't take us off Spotify, but in all seriousness.
It allowed us to go back outside.
Just the peace of mind of having a vaccine, whether real or not or whatever.
It allows us to say, hey, let's open up the world again.
So they're seeing themselves as heroes.
They're like, of course, I'm going to sell my stock.
I deserve it.
I worked hard.
I saved the world.
I worked hard.
I created this placebo vaccine.
Opened up the whole world.
100%.
Yeah.
100%.
So I understand where that's coming from.
Yeah.
And I'll be honest with you.
I do empathize with him.
No, I think you're right.
I do empathize with him a little bit.
He should be able to.
If he wants to step down, he's like, okay, I got us through the fucking COVID.
It's over.
You don't really need me no more.
I got us through.
I saved all these fucking people.
I had the most fire vaccine, the only vaccine that didn't have any criticism.
Yeah, that was actually.
Johnson Johnson criticized.
Pfizer criticized.
Moderna.
Moderna killing it.
Killing it.
Strong.
So can he not get breaded up real quick?
Who is actually mad?
Who's actually who?
Mad at him.
Me before we started talking about this.
Because I'm just saying, like.
Sometimes I argue with me.
Al.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Sometimes I have an opinion, so I start talking about it, and then I flip on that shit.
And I'm angry that I thought that shit before.
Yeah.
Fuck old.
Dumbass.
Fuck old me.
Fuck old ass.
Fuck you.
Not all you, not new.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah.
Dumbass.
Yeah, dumbass.
Yeah, fuck me.
Fuck me, dude.
Stupid idiot.
Yeah.
What about shitty you?
Should we talk about that before the haircut?
Before the haircut.
Dude, before the haircut, dude, you look fucking familiar.
Dude, before the haircut, we got to talk about you before the haircut, man.
You done glowed up, my boy.
Thanks, dog.
You done glowed up.
Thanks, bro.
Mark, what are your thoughts on it?
Well, it was like conspiracy and right-wing Twitter was being like, oh, this is about to be the disclosure.
Like, he's got now before the whole thing tanks because we're going to find out the vaccine's giving people AIDS and shit.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
But still, I'll take that one.
It could happen.
I got that one.
You got the HIV?
No, I got the Moderna one.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you might have it, though.
Yeah, yeah.
You might have full.
Hell, yeah, but who cares if you get AIDS?
AIDS curable now.
That's a good point.
Not curable.
Livable.
No, no, no.
That came out with some new shit like that.
They got somebody been completely cured of AIDS recently.
You can be cured of AIDS?
Now you can.
How's that gotten even news?
That's shit.
We worried about COVID now.
COVID's a new AIDS.
Timeline, bro.
COVID is AIDS now.
AIDS old news.
AIDS like malaria now.
That shit beat it.
We don't got time for it.
God damn.
That was.
Magic is just like, yeah, just now finding out about this shit, bro.
The New York Times put out the headline.
A woman is cured of HIV using novel treatment.
Wow.
Yeah.
So if you have HIV or you know someone has HIV, pipe it up.
Okay, keep going, though.
It seems like...
Son, people are going to be out here fucking.
It's basically that thing that you were saying is like their stock price was the biggest in like August 2021 and has slowly like gone down since.
So they're looking at it being like, oh, we have all these shares.
The dude has like 3.4 billion in shares.
And so basically he's cooperating with like Securities and Trade Commission being like, oh, I can sell this amount in this period of time.
And he's been selling off since like, you know, June of 2020.
Yeah.
So he knew if I want to cash in, I want to make all the money.
I got to do it in this time period.
I can't do it all at once, or that's going to tank the stock.
So I have to look out for the company and the people who are investing in it.
But I want to make some money off the fact that I saved millions of people.
That's probably how he said that.
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This guy's a hero.
And this is the highest it's going to be probably.
He's like a Canadian trucker.
This guy's a hero.
He is a Canadian.
He's the Canadian trucker of America.
Why don't we clap American CEOs?
Remember we was clapping for these nurses doing TikToks all fucking day while people died in the goddamn huxtable?
The huxtable?
Yeah, they were all in the huxtable, bro.
Like, for real, why don't we clap for them truckers, dude?
Facts.
I'm going to clap for you right now.
Yeah.
Saved you a lot of money.
Trade what?
Saved you a lot of money.
Because of the shows in Toronto that are all.
Hell yeah.
Thank you, truckers.
You know what I mean?
You got to bred them up a little.
Fine.
I have one ticket.
I'm giving away one ticket to a trucker.
You got to invite all the truckers of the show.
I got to.
That'd be fire.
That would be.
Yeah.
Yeah, say it.
Say it.
I got to.
Say it.
I would.
That would be.
Nah, viable up.
All of them.
Two truckers.
You're more than welcome at the show.
What kind of truck?
Say again?
What kind of truck?
Tonka.
They have to have a tonka truck.
They have to have a tonka truck.
Okay.
Now, they absolutely have to have an 18-wheeler.
Oh, yeah.
You can't come here with a little nine-wheeler.
Yeah, we don't want a van.
Yeah, fuck out of here.
With your van.
Oh, you're your Mercedes-Metris.
Go drive via Optimus Prime.
Yeah, bro.
That's what I need to say.
Hell yeah.
Pull up, Ben.
We got you.
Two tickets.
Four tickets.
Whoa.
Four tickets.
What's going on with this double?
We're going to give away four tickets total.
One per show.
Three shows?
Four tickets.
Okay.
My name is.
Four tickets.
I got four tickets.
I hear eight tickets.
Eight tickets.
Four tickets.
We're giving away eight tickets.
Wow.
Eight tickets total.
That's it.
How many people you got on your list?
How many people you got on your list?
I know a handful of truckers, bro.
I know a handful of truckers, bro.
You better keep moving on, my buddy.
Okay.
Can we talk about the one-legged guy, too?
Terry Fox.
Yeah, yeah.
He passed away.
The one that died?
I mean, just have an empty chair for him, man.
I respect.
In Memorial.
That would be a Canadian hero.
Boom.
Nine.
100%.
Nine tickets.
Let's go.
We'll do one for you.
One for that.
Absolutely.
Okay.
Go.
Yo, do you know anything about Hillary Clinton hacking Donald Trump?
Isn't that crazy?
This bitch.
Hacked him up.
Isn't that crazy?
Barely even made the news.
The whole Russia hoax.
Hillary Clinton paid for that to happen.
So the whole Russia-Trump connection was her conjuring up some shit.
Hired a company to do it.
What a dirty bitch, yo.
She is a dirty bitch.
Dirtfoot horse, I might call her.
Who would call her that?
Yo.
Yo, how you lose?
How you a dirty bitch and a loser, bitch?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How do you do both?
Wait, but what's the full story?
Mark.
This story sounds a little off.
The strongest opinions got mad quiet.
They said, huh?
You're asking us for news, Al.
I just, what's the full story?
She basically hired a spy agency.
Yeah.
Well, no, a guy who used to be a British spy and basically hired him to make some connections between like Russia and Trump.
Force the connections, right?
Yeah, forcing the connections.
Unions are not there.
Just make them.
Just start making that shit a thing.
And then that ended up being the dossier.
Sure.
Like the Russia Trump dossier, I believe it was.
And that same company she also hired to help her win the primary.
And yeah, so this was all done as like a hit piece to make Trump look bad so that she could win the election.
She sucks, dude.
Now, here's the devil's advocate here.
Is this what every candidate does?
Like, does every candidate hire a company to look at the worst possible thing that their opposition does and then make them look bad?
And is this any different from things that Trump has also done?
This was a little different because it ended up being like a congressional investigation, right?
It took millions and millions of dollars and time from our lives.
But if it's just shitting on somebody during election time, I'm like, I don't know how bad this is.
The fact that it came into his presidency and he was defending it for years and it cost taxpayers millions of dollars.
Like for that alone, I wonder if there's some sort of punishment.
First of all, is that where the rumor came from that he was getting pissed on by Russian prostitutes or some shit like that?
If I'm Trump, I'm beating her up.
It's on site, though.
You guys start rumors I'm getting peed on and I'm married.
I'm going to beat your ass if I see.
I still kind of believe that way.
Yeah, that shit kind of helped him, low-key.
Yeah, I kind of believe that.
Really?
Yeah.
I think he was going to get peed on.
Once I find out I was getting peed on by Julia Fox, I'm going to like him way more.
100%.
Once that comes out officially.
You're never going to be a good friend to him.
Stop pretending there's some fucking finish line to you being a good friend now.
She's a good time.
Fucking moving the goalposts all the time.
What does it take for you to be nice to your best friend?
But I will say this.
I think this is one of those things where you don't know what the line is, but when you know when someone has crossed it, like dirty politics games, this crossed the line.
First of all, you claim that side misinformation, misinformation.
That's how you lost the election.
And you created misinformation.
You were the one misinforming.
And you lost, you loser, bitch.
Yes.
How are you such a loser?
She kind of won.
She kind of won, right?
Wait, did she?
But she got like more votes.
Where?
Because that's not the game.
Shut the fuck up.
I'll slap you like Hillary.
Fuck out of here, bro.
No, I hate that when people bring that up.
The game ain't more votes, bro.
Yeah, and it's a fucked game, but that's what it is.
It should be, though.
Now we're Canada.
Why?
Because Trudeau only got like 30% of the votes or whatever, but like you voted for the party, so he got.
Well, at least in America, it's not.
Did you think about it?
What?
Did you think about it like that?
Did you a little political science degree from Rollins College?
PoliSci, politics.
Yeah, whatever.
Did it help you calculate that?
And I'm so Indian.
The first time someone told me poli-sci, I thought it was more than one science.
I'm a poli-sci major.
I was like, what?
Like chemistry and biology?
Like polytheism.
He looks like I was a fucking retard, dude.
I just put together what you were saying.
Probably like multiple.
Yeah.
I had no fucking clue.
I thought you were the smartest motherfucker.
You're just lazy.
Yeah, you just fucking lazy.
He's a philosopher of politics.
Get the fuck out of here.
Political science.
Like, what's scientific?
You ain't no science about it.
What's the science about politics?
Can anybody break that down?
Somebody wins, somebody loses.
You lie a lot.
There you go.
Politics.
Politics is the opposite of science.
There's no truth.
It's all feelings.
It's all feelings.
It's lies.
It's misinformation.
We should take it away.
It's not a major.
It's political theater.
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Say it again with your chest.
You're a theater major.
You're a political dude.
Sorry.
Sorry, bro.
It's always so much.
12029.
Akash said again.
Okay.
All right.
Well, one last thing.
Can we just give a shout out to Reddit for just pointing a bunch of fucking oh my god?
But we gotta shout out Reddit, though, because this is a whole lot of fun.
This is great, dude.
Reddit came carefully, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
Reddit kills, man.
Reddit came correct last week, yeah.
Yo, shout out to the Reddit memes were on point.
Shouts to the Reddit community, man.
Y'all be killing it, man.
Even when you make fun of us, y'all be killing it.
Y'all really do.
Yeah, we got love.
We got love for you, man.
What, Al?
Fuck you.
Fucking jerk off.
Yo, you fucking jerk.
Listen, that's been another episode of Flagrant 2.
It was great having the legend, style bender, in the motherfucking building.