Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect viral stories ranging from a 22-year-old appearing as an eight-year-old to Joe Rogan's vaccine debates, while analyzing Kanye West's feud with the Kardashians and Jordan Peterson's Twitter fallout with Ethan Klein. They critique medical distrust, celebrity privilege, and Prince Andrew's title stripping, ultimately questioning societal norms around consent, truthfulness in donor conception, and the validity of "gateway" accusations in modern culture wars. [Automatically generated summary]
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Moving to Miami Again00:11:00
I was walking my dog in the snow yesterday.
He pulled me.
I slipped and fell on my ass.
And I almost called y'all and moved us to Miami again in that moment, bro.
I'm so happy, dog.
He just pulled real quick, and I was on a metal grate that was a little bit slanted.
And he pulled, and I was like, hold on now.
And I just slipped.
I landed on my hip.
And I was like, we're moving to Miami.
I would have been so.
You actually hit the ground.
Yeah.
I could have dog cocked you like that.
My dog's big, bro.
That's a straight.
It was supposed to be 15, 20 pounds.
These fucking Amish people lie.
It ain't that big.
Oh, you bought it from a Dutch.
I bought it from a Dutch, and they don't got no fucking scales to weigh them.
Son, the scales is electric, bro.
That's the problem.
They were just guessing.
They was just holding butter churns.
And the dog, yeah, I think it's about 15, 20, maybe.
She's going to be one-tenth of a stone.
Yeah.
What's up?
You don't know because you gave away your dogs too early to walk them.
I had a small, cute dog that stayed small.
Oh, yeah.
You have to stay small too, man.
How is that too much trouble?
You have to walk them like four or five times a day.
As a cocker spaniel, they need to get all the energy out or they tear up your house.
Why would you get a cocker spaniel?
I mean, it was cute.
That's cap, bro.
You don't have to walk them that much.
Yes, you do.
Just don't feed them, bro.
If you don't, it's fucked up.
Why do you feed your dog so much?
That's why your dog got so big.
I did because I didn't want a little bitch-ass dog.
And then I got a big dog, and I realized them little bitch-ass ones is a lot more easier.
He would have fell.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Instead, he was dragging me down the goddamn street.
So, like Mary Poppins.
My dog come back.
That's it.
And then just yanks, right?
Yeah, not my dog.
My dog takes me.
Yeah, it's not good.
All right.
Shall we start the podcast, my boys?
Yes.
Okay, what's up, everybody?
Oh, don't do this, Mark.
What?
I'm just putting it up there just to get this, Mark.
Don't do this.
Just in case.
Cutie.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Actually, yeah.
All right.
All right.
We're going to start the podcast.
We got to start the podcast with the craziest story I've ever heard.
There is a.
How old is this woman?
Oh, no.
Hold on one second.
I got music playing up there.
Oh, dude.
He's trying to set the vibe.
Come on, that was fire, though.
Beat was about to jump.
What is that?
Something in a trap.
What is it?
B's in a trap.
Yo, something on the beat.
Oh, you pushing P. Murder on the B. Yo, you're pushing P right now.
Bro, yeah, I'm pushing P, bro.
Oh, that's the thing.
Can we start the podcast with that?
I just had to wait.
No, no, no.
No, because here's the thing.
Andreas P.
This was going to start to happen.
They're going to act like I didn't put them on the P.
Now, here's some real shit.
Here's some real shit.
You're going to act like I didn't put y'all onto P.
I hit the group chat, right?
Yeah.
And what did I say?
What?
I was like, y'all pushing P?
I'm testing yo.
I said, what is P?
What does the P emoji mean?
Because I couldn't find the P emoji.
I couldn't find it.
I couldn't find it.
You had to find it.
What does this emoji mean?
And where do I find it?
First of all, first of all, using emojis is not P. You not P. You not P. Shifty had to send a screen recorder.
He did send a screen record.
That shit was mad helpful because your boy was, I just put the letter P into the emoji thing, and no blue peas came up.
It did work.
So then I took the Jew square and I put the Jew square and a P next to it.
That was close.
Right.
And I thought that that was pretty good.
Right?
That was the first blue square I've ever posted.
Got your bag.
And then finally, Shifty told me how to get that P.
But I've been pushing P from the jump.
I don't know about emojis.
I ain't no dork.
I'm out here pushing P, bro.
You not P. That's something you not.
Yo, you B, dog.
Yeah, you might be.
You're mad B, dog.
I'm B. Son, you mad B. You don't even know what that means.
That's all that, bro.
This guy's washed, bro.
What corny should this be?
It's you.
You're bad, bro.
Come on, son.
That shit sounds corny.
Son, why are you trying to match your fucking sneakers to your shirt?
Who do you think you are?
I see you lost the face.
I see you.
I put your favorite.
I even wore the long pants.
So, y'all can't hate in the comments.
Wait, can you explain what P means a lot of people?
Those are the long pants.
Man, fuck you, Archon.
All your pants on.
They don't say that.
That just goes on short, though.
I know.
That's all I'm saying.
I've been shopping to the kids section.
Them shits go down to my ankle.
Look, what does P mean?
P is player, bro.
That's what it's about.
Is he a player or not?
You don't got to explain nothing to this man.
He already get beat.
You got to explain him.
Motherfucker dressed like Betty White.
Come on, R.I.P. R.I.P. R.I.P. I wore the beanie two episodes in a row, and no one talked about it.
What?
Why?
He wore the beanie back to back.
Fucking welcome to Zoom, he's looking at it.
Oh, this guy works.
You're going to let him talk about your product.
You're going to let him talk about your product.
That was not P.
That was my P right now.
But I will say this: as making sure the product tag is facing the cameras.
The product tag can be facing any direction.
That product tag is facing right into that super watch.
Hit that super watch.
Same way that the AP is on that left side.
Listen, you always got to keep the watch on the left.
Who's the watch on the right?
That's P. You know what I mean?
Not AP is protect, but no big deal.
You know what I'm saying?
No big deal.
No big deal.
That's double P. That's the A. That's P P. That's P P.
That is P Pet T.
And I paid with it with a P P P.
It's Mad P IRS, fuck you.
Okay, IRS is not P. That's some shit design.
Nah, son.
IRS is not P.
Okay, can we talk about this girl right here who's pre?
Can we talk about this pre right here?
This is the craziest story.
I don't know who sent this to the group.
Was it you?
Hal sent this to the group.
I would never.
Which is very concerning.
Son.
Basically, there's a girl.
She's a whole 30-year-old woman.
All my special people.
I gotta top it out.
All my special people.
Al thinks he got an LGBT, but with retards.
All just a different type of retards.
Okay, so this girl is in her 30s.
Yeah.
Right?
She's 30s.
Oh, I don't know.
We need to find exactly what it is.
She's about to explain it to us.
Oh, yeah.
Hit it.
Hit it.
You would think I'm just a normal little girl doing normal little girl things with my fun, crazy family.
I have no clue what lady you're in because you're supposed to sit up.
I am sitting up.
Yes, you can.
But the truth is, I'm not a little girl.
What?
I'm a woman.
What?
A 22-year-old woman stuck in the body of an eight-year-old.
We can't have children at the bar.
Okay, faws.
So basically, she had brain cancer when she was young, and they had to do chemo in order to get it out, and it fucked up her pituitary glands, so she didn't really grow.
But she's smart like an adult, right?
Is legally an adult, but looks like an eight-year-old girl.
Yep.
Okay, kind of similar to the Hasbullah thing, but I think Hasbullah looks more midgety.
She just looks like a girl.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, what do you mean, midgety?
Who's Hezbollah?
Yeah, midgety.
Who's Hezbollah?
Hezbollah.
That's not P, bro.
Yo, that's not Peter.
My coffee's been in Aruba for six months, bro.
He doesn't know what's happening.
You don't know who Hezbollah is?
Nah, son.
Please don't say Hezbollah.
Hezbullah.
What?
No, Hezbollah is Hezbollah.
Which one are y'all talking about?
What about the good group?
Yeah, the group doing all the good ones.
That's not what we're talking about.
For real.
This Hezbollah is that guy.
He's related to Khabib.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
And he's like a midget, but he looks like he's really young.
He looks like he's related.
Or does he just have a bad thing?
I think it's Hezbollah and Nirmaga Medoff.
Or is that just a popular last name?
Come on, dog.
I think they got a few last names.
Son, I think they got a few last.
I don't think it's a common last name.
Nirmaga Medoff?
Bro, I've never been to Dagestan.
There might be a lot of them with the same last name.
It's like Singh.
It might be like that.
There's a lot of Singh.
Not fucking Venkato Romanajo.
You know what I mean?
You say it like that.
Nah, Nirmaga Medov is a Norman name over there, bro.
That's some long-ass South Indian last name.
Yes.
I never met somebody that had two of them.
Like, I never met two people with that last name not related.
I have a friend named.
That's you making our point.
No, I had a friend named Akshay Venkatara.
Anybody care?
Right?
Man, look at the money.
Is he midget?
Mad.
He's talking about midgets right now.
He might be a little tardy.
He might be a little bit on the spectrum.
Okay.
Finally, we're back.
We're back.
Okay.
Okay.
But that long-ass last name, I never met another human being with that name.
Okay.
So you're saying they are related.
I'm saying that.
I'm saying they are related.
He's saying could be a common last name.
I'm saying there's no.
Okay, anyway.
Can we get back to it?
His name's not even the right name.
It's Magametov.
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
Magametov.
Yo, when you fully grow, you get the nerve in the front of it.
That motherfucker only gets half.
You're going to make his little ass pronounce that whole thing?
That's a good point.
Okay, basically, he looks like a tolerance.
Look at him with no shirt, bro.
That's not him.
Stop it.
Y'all are getting too distracted.
There's people trying to pay attention.
Stop derailing.
Okay.
So this girl is eight years old.
Okay.
Go back to the girl.
The girl is eight years old in her body.
She's 22 years old in real life.
Okay.
And she said she has a tough time dating.
She said it's horribly uncomfortable and she goes on blind dates.
Obviously.
That's a fucked up thing to do.
Blind dates?
Absolutely.
If you look like that, you can't meet a grown-ass man at a bar.
Son.
That's super disrespectful.
That's on her.
He looks crazy.
I mean, she got to give him the heads up.
What if she gives him the heads up?
That's what I'm saying.
A blind date is no heads up.
No, no, no.
But like, describe what she looks like, but you don't.
Who is the person that's like, oh, I got the girl for you?
What do you think of me?
Yeah.
Then you're like, hey, I got the girl for you.
This eight-year-old looking ass bitch.
Son, everybody who dated Ariana Grande is the same shit.
So, low-key, low-key, that's kind of facts.
It's a little concerning.
Ariana Grande.
She's 12.
She does look about 14.
She looks on the phase of puberty.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, with a lot of makeup and that kind of stuff, maybe you could look at it and go, okay, this is an adult.
This is a child.
Absolutely.
Like, anybody go, and she says it.
She's like, yo, I know the people who are into me because I'm a child.
But low-key, isn't that the cure?
Not for her.
Not for her.
But then again, maybe.
Yo, does she want someone who's into her sexually?
Low-key.
Don't you want somebody who wants you?
Yes.
It might be true love's kiss is what you're saying.
What does that mean?
It's like from Disney.
Like, you have to get kissed by your true love.
And her true love is a pedophile.
And then that's what it'll make her grow love.
It's the best.
That's what you're saying.
I know, but I'm saying it's the best.
Like, it's actually, people go, oh, it's not the best for her.
It is the best for her.
She wants a grown-up that is into the way she looks.
She'll always look like a kid.
So if she's into a grown-up that likes the way she looks, that's a pedophile.
Even if he says he's not, he is.
You can't like that and not be into kids.
She's a child.
But a pedophile also wants a kid because of the way they act.
She's like vegan for pedophiles.
Yeah, but she's got to pretend to be a little bit more.
She's got to be on teen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But she got to pretend to be a little kid.
What do you mean, pretend?
Like, she got to put on some fucking jellies.
She got to like watch cartoons and do that.
True Love's Kiss Twist00:03:29
You don't think she watches cartoons?
No.
You think she's at home watching succession?
She's running through.
She was smoking weed.
Say what?
She was smoking weed.
Little kids smoke weed too.
Go to Thailand, loser.
You never go to Thailand.
Come on.
It's fucking avoid dating, bro.
I don't do hood rat things with my friends.
That kid was like nine years old.
Cigarettes.
Yeah.
People smoke cigarettes, bro.
You got to get back in these streets, bro.
In these streets of Thailand.
Yo, you got to get back in these streets.
They're smoking fucking cigarettes out here at young ages.
All I'm trying to say is this girl's fucked.
She's so fucked, bro.
Like, literally, if you're a dude that's into of age women, a normal dude, even if you loved her as a friend, there's no way you're sexually attracted.
No chance ever.
There's no way.
Ever.
She literally cannot have sex with a person who isn't a pedophile.
Yeah.
Because if you're able to have sex with her, you're a pedophile.
You could be bi.
You could be like pedophile and not.
You know?
Oh, you're just into anything.
Yes.
Yeah.
Are there those people?
It's got to be right.
If you could be into guys and girls, can you be into kids and adults?
Probably, guys.
Infamous tour updates: West Coast Edition, Oxnard sold out.
Sacramento, we got tickets.
Only a few left.
Literally, like a row left.
You can go get those.
Uh, Brea, California, sold out.
Coachella, California.
We have tickets for you.
Go get those real quick.
We're coming out there to Coachella.
And then San Jose, we had to get rid of the Sunday show, but we're still there for Friday and Saturday.
Make sure you go get those.
We got a bunch more dates that are up available on my website, theandrewschultz.com.
Go get those tickets.
We got plenty more.
Akash, what you got?
Yo, January 27th through 29th.
I'm coming to the comedy vault in Batavia, Illinois.
February 3rd through 5th, I'm going to be in Richmond, Virginia at the Sandman Comedy Club.
Now, Callie, we got a run coming, so you better bring your ass through.
You keep asking for it.
It's coming.
February 20th, I'm going to be at Levity Live in Oxnard.
February 23rd, I'm going to be at the Improv in Irvine.
February 24th, I'm going to be at the Improv in Ontario.
And February 25th, I'm going to be in LA, Hollywood proper at Dynasty Typewriter.
And of course, you know, we got the Vancouver Playhouse March 11th, March 18th through 20th, San Antonio LOL Comedy Club.
And the big one, the theater, we're finally doing it.
Y'all ain't shutting me down.
I don't give a fuck.
April 22nd, 23rd, the Royal Theater in Toronto.
Go to Akising.com for tickets.
Now, let's get back to the show.
All right, guys, some of y'all are fucking in winter and you're not doing it right.
Okay, if you're fucking in winter, you're keeping the socks on.
It's too cold in the apartment to not have socks on.
Now, if you got the socks on, you don't have no traction.
And that's because you're not wearing the right socks.
You got to get some clap cleats, baby.
That's right.
We spoke about them in this podcast.
We talked to the owner of clap cleats.
We said we need to collab on something to make sure that cheeks are getting beat in the right way during winter, okay?
Or if you just want to beat them because your feet get cold sometimes, maybe your girl gets a little cold.
You don't want her slip sliding everywhere, okay?
Clap cleats are for you.
Take your sexual performance to the next level.
Hit it out of the park every single time when you're using the clap cleats, okay?
Traction to the action, better motion for the ocean.
This is what it's all about.
Their material is lighter and more breathable than cotton and will feel like you have new skin on your feet.
I'm telling you, they even got the five-toe design.
All right, so if you went to feet, you still get to see them digits.
Five-toe design is fitted to your shoe size and stays put so you can put in that work.
If you're ready to take your sex to the next level, okay, and keep your toes warm in the process.
Tell your girl to keep her toes warm in the process.
Clap Cleats for Performance00:04:55
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Now, let's get back to the show.
So, what do you do with someone like this?
Is it illegal to date her?
Yeah, it should be illegal.
I know it sounds fucked up, but it should, bro.
Why not?
Why can't midgets date her?
Damn, Al.
There you go.
Damn, Al.
You're going to have Peter Dinglish with his full-ass beard walking around with his daughter and then making out with her?
Yeah, but that's a best case scenario.
Midget.
Peter Dinglis.
And she don't look midget-ish.
That might be a good point.
If you have a dwarf person making out with her, you'd be lightly.
She all got the weird chicken arms and shit like that.
You didn't even have to say weird.
The weird is the most offensive part.
I mean, the beautiful.
She all got the beautiful cut.
We know what you're saying.
And it's so accurate that it's hard to deny it.
Okay.
The weirdest part is what I'll stand against.
All right.
You can't say weird.
But why is it?
What is weird?
It's just not normal.
Yeah.
Right?
And is it normal that you look at someone's arms?
You want to dip them in some honey mustard?
Is that weird or is that normal?
What if there's a dwarf lizard right now?
It could be.
We love dwarves.
I'll let them sit on my lap.
Listen to the whole episode.
Not her, but but we can't acknowledge that some shit is weird and some shit isn't.
Son, son, she is what she is methadone for pedophiles.
Yes, that's what she is.
Yes, it's not the exact thing that they want, but it's gonna settle the urge, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a gateway to you, and then you start, you're like, you know what?
I like her mentality, she's a mature woman.
Maybe I can go to a grown-up version of this.
There you go.
She's a first step of rehab.
Oh, wow.
They could start by having sex with her and then realize that they actually enjoy a grown woman.
100%.
Ah, she's the gateway drug to not being a pedophile no more.
Exactly.
God put her on a planet for a reason.
Step one of rehab.
Puff up that coochie, Shorty.
Let's save some kids.
No, we can save kids this way.
100%.
Right?
Yes or no?
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
What?
I don't know.
I think Al had a good point.
What's Al's point?
I don't know what pedophiles are into.
Are they into the body of a kid or are they into the psychology?
Actually, you act like you don't know.
This motherfucker over here.
You know exactly what they was into, bro.
You spent some time in that van as a kid.
You know what I mean?
Looking for your ass around Orlando.
And they had fucking amber alerts going out.
Now, they want you to act like a child.
What's creepier, though?
This or a 22-year-old woman that's actually an eight-year-old?
Son, you don't think that we roll with a 22-woman's 22-year-old body?
I don't know what you just said.
I get what you said.
What's creepy?
You know that hypothetical where you can have sex with your girlfriend?
Eight-year-old that has a 22-year-old body?
22-year-old that got an eight-year-old's body.
Yeah, anything that looks younger to my point.
Anything that looks young, you can't do.
Even if they got the brain of an eight-year-old, how much difference?
Y'all never slept with one dummy?
Y'all ever slept with one dummy just saying shit and you just want to give them the fucking color and book?
You know what I mean?
Like you're 28, but you might as well be a kid.
Yeah, yeah.
How much?
How much changes?
What other information you got?
Can't spell.
You know what I mean?
It's not until you're old that you appreciate the fine art that is a woman's brain.
You know what I mean?
And y'all are, y'all are fucked up.
Y'all supposed to be married men.
We married men out here.
We got wives.
Yeah, we do.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
It is what it is.
We all fake it.
Why she can't fake act like a kid a little bit?
We've been faking.
My girl got her fucking wisdom teeth taken out.
I've been faking for a goddamn week.
How was that?
You got to take care of her this week, right?
Man, that shit is for the birds, bro.
Yo, taking care sucks.
Right?
Oh, it's rough.
What do you mean?
She needed you and you were able to be there for her.
I was.
I actually liked taking care.
Yeah.
You got to be her rock in that time.
I was.
I was her rock.
I did all that shit.
I killed that shit, boy.
Yeah.
Did you?
And she started to take advantage a little bit.
What do you mean?
Once they started take advantage a little bit.
That's how I know he didn't take that great care.
I gave her 24 hours.
That's not fair.
I gave her 24.
There's a window.
It's like after a few days, it's like, yo, you ain't better yet.
Yeah, it's like, come on, y'all.
What are we doing?
You got no problem yelling at me.
Your mouth don't hurt then.
Right?
Like, let's go.
What do we got to do here?
Just take some perks.
That's it.
Yeah.
Did they give her the perks or they give her the vice?
I took all them shits.
I was like, we out here.
We're going to have some fun.
What do we do with this girl?
Got to feed her.
Got to feed her.
What do you mean?
Like, make her grow.
She's going to make her.
Got to feed her to the molesters.
Doctors and Medical Shit00:11:44
Yo, does she have a child's metabolism?
Eat whatever the fuck she wants to don't gain weight.
Yeah, probably.
Most likely.
Most likely.
Just bound her a life of celibacy.
Is she allowed to get OnlyFans or should that be illegal too?
Ooh, that's a good question.
Holy free shit.
She's asking the question.
Holy shit.
That's a brilliant business plan.
Is it or is it not?
Yeah, great.
Holy shit.
Can't she have an OnlyFans?
Why can't it be feet pics or something?
Why are you assuming it's a bit of a drink?
Anybody a pedophile and a foot fetish?
Yeah, you don't think so?
No chance, dog.
Come on, they might.
They might.
I think they could.
Oh my God, that's an incredible question.
She should legally be able to do an OnlyFans, but it'd be absolutely terrifying, bro.
Yeah.
This girl could be a fucking superstar, she could be a billionaire bread.
She might be able to.
She got her own star, but she could be big.
She put out music.
1-800 cars for kids.
1-8.
What is that for?
Is it 1-800?
I heard that.
1-8-8-8 cars on the beat.
Murder on the beat because it's not nice.
All right.
Son, I know all the producers.
Cash for cars.
1-800 cash for cars.
No, it's not.
No, it's cars for kids with a case.
Anyway, all right, boys, let's talk about it.
We don't know.
Listen, we're not scientists.
Which brings us to our next conversation.
Yes.
They're coming after the king again, bro.
Again, they're coming after the motherfucking king.
Rogan did a conversation.
He had a conversation with Josh Zepps.
You guys know who Josh Zepps is?
I don't know him.
I just know this conversation.
Right.
And he was a journalist.
He used to write for the Huffington Post.
He's a professor.
I guess.
And then he went and moved back to Australia.
And then he started working for ABC, which is, I think, Australian broadcasting corporation or something like that.
And I think he's been on Rogan a bunch of times.
And they had a discussion on whether the vaccine causes myocardosis, I believe.
Carditis.
Carditis.
Yeah.
And basically, Rogan would say, yo, the vaccine is causing myocarditis.
You know, we shouldn't be giving this thing to people.
This is fucked up, et cetera.
And then he was like, well, COVID also causes it and causes it even more.
At a higher rate.
At a higher rate.
And I think Myocarditis is essentially like an inflamed person.
Yeah.
And people are really concerned because there's been a larger than the average number of soccer players that have been developing these heart problems.
And yeah, it happens, I think, in males between a certain age.
I want to say 12 and 17, but typically males.
So if you're looking out for your male listeners, that's a thing.
100%.
So obviously, people are going to put things together.
You know, you're like, oh, shit, all these soccer players got vaccinated.
Now they're dropping like flies.
It's the vaccine that's taking them down.
But it could also be COVID causing some myocarditis, or it could have nothing to do with it, et cetera.
So the guy proves Rogan wrong.
Rogan, I think, was very graceful on Twitter about it.
And he was like, yo, if I'm going to be made to look dumb by anybody, I'm glad it's my friend, Josh Zepps.
I love him.
He's awesome, etc.
And in the clip, he's like, oh, I thought I read another study that he does post, but he's like, I thought I read another study that said that's not the case.
But he's like, okay, he's willing to admit in the podcast.
All right, I might be wrong.
He doesn't like argue.
He doesn't shout them down.
Okay, fair enough.
Causes a big stir.
Yeah.
Internet goes wild.
And then all of a sudden, these people come together.
And I say people because everybody's listing them as doctors, but it turns out not all of them are even doctors.
270 different scientists, doctors, professionals.
Doctors, scientists, health professionals has all turned into 270 doctors.
And they're not even like PhDs.
No.
Some just have doctors.
Somebody cleans the fucking hospital, right?
It's just 270 random people that are coming together and be like, hey, Spotify, you need to do something.
And then they don't say what they want them to do.
Oh, no, they do.
They don't.
They don't.
Well, say, say, what do they ask?
They want some kind of policy against, not against it, just notifies people of misinformation.
So they don't tell them what to do.
That seems like a pretty reasonable thing, though.
It doesn't seem like the craziest.
Like, I think they people.
Here's what I think.
I think that's not the craziest ask.
I think some of the stuff they say, like his beliefs are dangerous or whatever, that's too much.
I don't think it's crazy to say, hey, we don't want him taking off Spotify.
Just notify people when there could be misinformation.
Have a policy in place.
Who decides what information is true?
Spotify would have to lean on their own people.
And I guess that could be messy.
There's a lot of gray area there.
I don't necessarily have a problem with that.
What's weird to me is everybody jumping on Rogan.
And now he has kind of come to represent the right wing.
He's the new Trump, bro.
The corporate media needs someone to shift.
And that's what's crazy because if he's your right-wing Trump guy, he endorsed Bernie to win.
Like, I want Bernie to win in 2020.
In that podcast, he's talking to the Josh Sepps guy, and he's having a very liberal approach to how to help cities.
He's like, Yo, we have all this money to spend on wars abroad.
Why aren't we spending that money to help these liberal cities that are dealing with increased crime and homelessness?
Like, where's all this money that we can invest in them?
Very liberal.
That's a super liberal point.
You're not saying he's the new Trump, literally.
You're saying he's that.
They're acting like they're the same person.
He said, Barack Obama.
Positioning him, sorry, and positioning specifically on the right because that's what the left needs to do.
Yes.
If they're like, hey, this guy's reasonable, he's in the middle, then there's nothing to push back.
And they have to push the right as dangerous because they are incompetent on the left.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And I'm not saying there's no dangerous people in the right, but Joe ain't right.
He said that.
He said, Barack Obama is the best president I've seen in my lifetime.
And he wants Michelle Obama to run and hope she wins in 2024.
So what about this guy is so right-wing and I'm sure he's also got conservative beliefs as well.
That's like every fucking human being, right?
So it's like, but the thing that's interesting about this is I think this is all corporate media, corporate media hit piece on Joe.
And I think that they have to make him radioactive because they're not really asking for anything.
Like if you look at those doctors, like, why aren't those doctors asking the same thing from CNN and Fox News?
Yeah.
Like, why don't you ask CNN and Fox News to talk about the information they're putting out there?
Yeah.
Because a lot of that shit ends up being misinformation or fake or we didn't get it right.
And we didn't know exactly what these things were.
Joe is literally interviewing people who he believes have interesting things to say on the podcast.
Those people say those things.
He can't control what those people say.
Like, now, granted, he controls them coming on his platform or not, but who does he call?
He calls those 370 doctors first and goes, Hey, can I have this person come on the podcast?
100%.
And he talks for 16 hours a week.
He's going to get some shit wrong.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
Every fucking loser has a podcast, but none of you give any grace to the guy who podcasts at the highest level and does the most hours of any person out there.
The news gets the shit wrong.
That's why I think this is the hit piece because you're not keeping that same energy with the news.
100% is a hit piece.
I agree with you.
I completely agree.
So it's like, who's really behind it?
Who benefits the most from this?
And I think it's okay to be wrong, but we all kind of conveniently forget that they were telling us early on masks don't help.
And now it's mass, mass, masks, double mask, triple mask.
Fine.
It's okay to be wrong.
But if Rogan is wrong, it can't be fucking, he's the devil.
He's all that's wrong in the world.
The news got the shit wrong.
Fauci got the shit wrong.
So people get shit wrong.
That's okay.
He actually very quickly was like, oh, maybe I'm wrong.
Within the same fucking video clip you play, he admits, hey, I might be wrong.
Like, the news didn't do that for weeks.
Yeah.
We're walking around without masks early in COVID because they don't help.
Only N95 helps.
Now all of them help.
Now we're two.
Now we're three.
It's like y'all are getting shit wrong.
We're all learning about this stuff.
He's going to do the same thing, but he's not a scientist.
He's a guy.
He's a stand-up comic with a platform.
That's it.
Yeah, it's tricky, man.
It's really annoying.
And I imagine that it's so funny because if they got him kicked off Spotify, which is not what they're asking, they're asking for them to, I guess, have some sort of policy that lets you know if it's misinformation.
Yeah.
Which is very tricky because the people in control of that policy literally control truth.
And that is a very dicey thing.
Yeah, especially on a conversation platform.
You know what I mean?
Like, Rogan brought up an article, like a study that more or less kind of points to what he was saying.
Yeah.
And there's conflicting studies, like there is with science in general.
Yeah.
So he brought up his study and someone else brought up a different study.
And like, it's not for them necessarily to figure it out, but having a conversation, I don't see it as dangerous.
Yo, this whole thing about like trust the science is just so funny because like my mom went into a doctor once and said the doctor said you'll never be able to have kids.
You have a thyroid issue.
Right.
She didn't trust the science.
She got a second opinion.
And the second opinion was like, no, just take these pills.
You'll be able to have kids.
Everything's fine.
And now we're born.
My mom had a doctor tell her she needed a hysterectomy.
She didn't need one at all.
She's about to get her.
If you just trust the science on one guy, a doctor, same kind of motherfucker that will write this letter, I'm going to get my, as a woman, I would get my entire uterus taken out when I didn't have to.
She was fine.
A fucking hysterectomy is crazy.
Hey, you can't have kids.
Crazy.
Yeah, you can't just blindly trust everything science says because science gets shit wrong.
You should question it.
I think pushing back completely and saying, oh, science is all bullshit because they got one thing wrong is also crazy.
But it's okay to be a little bit questioning and say, I don't know about this yet.
Science says some of us lose our hair.
And we haven't done that.
You know what I mean?
A lot of people in here still got their hair.
Yeah.
And that's science.
Yeah.
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Wait, why are you bringing that up?
Do we have a keeps hat or something like that?
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Yeah, go out.
I think this is a good example of just how we all live in our bubbles.
Yeah.
Because he found, Joe Rogan found information that supported his belief.
His belief.
And then the doctor or whoever that guy was on.
Malone.
Malone, he comes on with information that supports his beliefs.
And it's like you can pull up both articles and they both say different things.
So maybe, maybe this is like a reason why we shouldn't immediately trust the science.
Dude, science constantly disagrees with you.
And maybe this is why we need to have many more conversations and listen to many conversations before we decide to have one opinion.
The problem is that human nature, we're not looking for information, we're looking for confirmation.
But maybe that's something we have to unlearn, right?
So instead of going, hey, let's curate every bit of information for all human beings so they can all think the same way about something.
Maybe we should start saying, hey, go out there and read a bunch of shit.
Listen to a bunch of shit.
Experience a bunch of shit.
Don't let one guy tell you everything about the world.
The only thing I would push back is like, I do trust the science just in terms of science is about running experiments and figuring shit out.
So it's like we run an experiment, we figure something out, and then, oh, someone runs another experiment and disproves that.
So like science is that study where you keep learning and things do change.
And I think that's what we agree with.
I think we have an issue with people who blindly disagree with everything science says because it doesn't fit their ideals.
Or people who blindly agree with everything science says, no matter how much it changes, how constantly it changes.
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I mean, can we just acknowledge like there are motherfuckers out there that have had two vaccine shots?
Yeah.
A booster.
Yeah.
I think in Israel, they got four, and the study just came out that the fourth one isn't that great.
And still get the virus.
Yeah.
And they call people who are skeptical of the vaccine stupid.
Yeah.
Hello?
Yeah.
I mean, bare minimum, you could go, all right, maybe you're not stupid.
It's not this perfect.
You get four shots and you still get the shit.
And you calling the guy who didn't get it stupid?
Yeah.
That's a little bit crazy, right?
You're the ignorant one.
You're the one setting the country.
Like, I think the vaccine overall is a good thing.
I don't blindly, I'm not getting a booster yet.
You know what I mean?
I'm waiting.
I'm like, just wait.
Fuck that vaccine.
He is constantly disproving itself.
I got it.
I got it.
I just want to point out.
I go.
That felt weird, bro.
Very submissive.
Son crazy.
I didn't have a chance.
I almost spit it out.
The second Mark said, swallow, I almost spit that shit out, bro.
What are you doing?
Damn, boy.
Mark his daddy, dude.
I'm glad I hesitated because if he said, I was like, that would have been super uncomfortable.
Mark's like, act like a pastor and spit it out.
Rub it on my face.
Yeah, my boys.
It's a tricky one, man.
It's a tricky one.
I hope we get to a point where we could actually listen to people.
And don't get me wrong, the people that refuse to take the vaccine are also annoying as fuck.
Yeah.
Right?
Like the super anti-vaxxers, just like the super trusted science people, you're equally fucking annoying.
You're the same person.
Yeah, you are exactly the same person.
And you're both really fucking hipsters when you think about it.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, you're both trying to reject what you believe to be the common culture.
Right.
Right?
You're both pushing back against something and then you find yourself virtuous because of it.
You're both fucking annoying.
But there are people that operate in this middle ground where, like, yeah, we got the vaccine because it was easy for our lives.
But at the same time, we're like, man, I'm like, I'm kind of dumb getting vaccines, bro.
Unless y'all figure some shit out where I don't got to worry about it ever again.
Like, remember when we got vaccined when we were younger, and I don't got to worry about that shit?
I ain't got rickets since.
Right?
Never got spades.
Or what's the other one?
Polio, chit fucking smallpox.
Smallpox, polio.
Isn't there another one?
Shingles?
Measles, mumps, rubella.
Yeah.
You ain't got to be.
I ain't not been at rubella.
I don't even know what rubella is.
Like, what is rubella?
I thought that was the green shit they put in salads.
Yeah.
That's a rugla.
Oh, you right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Point is, is, uh, I think we just, I think it's okay to be a little skeptical now.
Why don't you just call it a COVID shot?
Like a flu shot.
We're like, all right, a lot of times it don't work, but it could help.
So get it.
It's a COVID shot.
It's not a vaccine.
It's a shot.
Yeah.
If you get it, it'll be mild.
It's the COVID mids.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's not all the way.
Yeah, it's not all the way.
Like, you're not going to wear it proudly, but like, you need a sneaker to do some yard work.
You're going to get yourself a nice little COVID mitt.
I just don't get why all the headlines are saying, oh, 267 doctors.
As if that's a significant statistic.
What is your feeling on it?
Like, 267, like in the world?
That seems like nothing.
A lot of doctors in the world.
I bet there's a lot.
I bet there's more than 270 doctors who are avidly anti-vax.
I'm not sure.
I told them 270.
They weren't all even doctors.
Yeah, we were saying folks.
But I think what's interesting with EZAN is like, so you have 270 people that have come together to sign a petition.
They're not even all doctors, just 270 people.
In order to get the governor out of there, you need like 100,000 signatures, right?
And they got that shit.
Weren't they about to get Gavin Newsome the fuck out of here?
Yeah, like you could only get 270.
That's pathetic.
Right?
And they had to lie and just say doctor, because you know, if it was like 270 nurses, you'd be like, yo, get the fuck out of here with your Filipino ass is hating on this fucking dance on a table.
Professor?
People who couldn't be doctors, suck my dick.
Get out of here.
I'm a professor of biology.
I'm a professor of biology.
All right, you know, chemistry taking ass, bitch.
You're a TA.
Oh, see in physics ass, bitch.
He's got no respect for professors, huh?
Son, son, son, son.
Get out of here.
Oh, you make $60,000 a year.
Okay, okay.
Oh, I'll bow down to you.
Fuck you, bro.
You are a residency somewhere, bums.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fucking find my PhD.
Get the fuck out.
That's a phony doctor.
That's what that shit is.
PhD.
Oh, phony doctor.
PhD.
I saw what you did right there.
Thank you.
But yeah, I think we can get 270 doctors to support anything.
We need to start getting 270 doctors together for random things.
We got 270 doctors listening at right now.
How hard can it be?
We got Tajil Nayek.
He's a doctor, right?
Bang?
Oh, shit.
That's good.
Bang.
We got a couple.
We could get them all together.
We could just go support causes.
I literally.
Yeah, let's do that.
Yeah.
Let's do that.
What should we support?
What should be the first one?
Shauna Ray gets married.
I was thinking the same thing.
I was thinking the same thing.
We could get 270 doctors to say that, wait, she should get married to like a regular person?
That was my suggestion.
I thought that would be the difference.
I'm kind of like, very different because I just care about the kids and I'm trying to save the kids.
Anything to save the hick of the kids.
100%.
I think hook her up with Chris Hansen and I think they do some work.
Oh, that's a good point.
Shauna Ray, Chris Hamilton.
How insane is that job, dude?
They just hire young-looking kids to stand in an apartment.
Yeah.
And then pedophiles get a bad thing.
That casting director?
Pedophile.
Yeah, yeah.
You look young enough to fuck.
That's literally what they have to do when they bring the people in, right?
You're above age, but you look young enough that a pedophile would fuck you.
Jesus.
They don't even need that young of a girl.
They're doing it all online.
They could just get any person.
You know what I mean?
They don't even need a girl there.
Just have them come in there.
They could be a guy.
The second they walk in the house, it's over.
But the fact that they want the girl is they want to.
And they go, what do I do in the pedophile gets there?
They go, fucking run.
Like, leave.
Yeah.
They always get them running out that house.
Yeah, it's terrifying.
But yeah, we're going to get 270 doctors on it.
I think we should.
You know, not to always bring up 9-11.
Okay.
But there are 3,000 engineers uncomfortable with wherever this is going.
3,000 engineers and architects for 9-11 Truth.
All right.
Oh, it's a famous commission trying to get truth about what happened on the 12th.
So 3,000 engineers and architects.
3,000, bro.
That's another bullshit.
They probably software engineers.
A lot of them are software engineers.
Yeah, a lot of PhDs.
A lot of PhDs.
I think that this is a good point.
So what should we do?
Should we post misinformation when we're talking about 9-11?
Yeah.
Because we don't know exactly how it happened.
Al, do you know how it happened?
I don't know how it happened.
You don't know how it happened.
You told me how it happened.
I don't know how it happened.
I think you have some interesting takes on it.
Come on, bro.
You watch Pennywise or whatever that thing was.
What the fuck?
Pennywise?
Lucas.
Lose James.
Pennywise is from going to Bunch.
Yeah, no one floats down there.
Yeah, Lucas James, bro.
No one floats down.
Come on, no.
That's my favorite Penny.
Pennywise is from the horror movie.
Come on, just say, you know how it happened.
Playing with me.
I didn't ever know that.
I would never say that.
But all I'm saying is you can get a bunch of experts to sign up to support any cause.
Right.
Yeah, whether you believe it or not.
You knew that cause pretty quick, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, you kind of had that ready to go.
You've been waiting for this moment.
There's 5,000 doctors trying to lower the age of consent.
Isn't that crazy?
In America, right?
Are they French?
That's America.
They're trying to lower the age of consent.
I'm just saying, there's a lot of groups out there.
Yeah, he's fucking doctors.
I don't know, but Mark knew that shit.
I know who said 9-11 shit.
Shit, Dr. Gagino is out here making the world different.
Wait a minute.
Okay, give me some other things that doctors.
Who the fuck?
This is why you can't trust doctors, bro.
You really can't.
What do they do?
What do they do?
You told me you went to a doctor one time and just disagreed with him.
Yeah.
I forget.
Because he told me I was going to be 5'10.
Who's laughing now, bitch?
Hey.
I was supposed to be 5'10.
Might not say I'm gonna be 6'11.
I'm 6'5'7.
That motherfucker was dead ass right, Chris.
That shit bothered me.
My mom, you should have disagreed with him.
You succumbed to what he said.
No, I did it to myself.
I literally, I believed it.
He told me I was gonna be 5'10.
I looked him at his face.
I said, I will be 6'2 inches tall.
I am 6'2 inches tall.
I could have been 5'10.
I could have added 3 inches right now.
Son, you could have been 6 feet.
You grow as tall as you want to grow.
Listen, why'd you pick 60?
Shawna Ray isn't fucking trying on her.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Someone said to her, yo, you little pituitary gland don't work no more.
You're going to be a pedophile's delight.
Jeez.
What?
They did say that.
And she just believed it instead of trying to grow every night.
Your boy was trying to grow.
Yo, you did it, dog.
I'm telling you, if you say it, it will happen.
This is facts.
I don't think this is misinformation.
It's not misinformation.
I'm proof.
Yeah, you're mister Information.
I'm misinformation.
Yeah, let's go, bro.
You got me.
Yo, that's why we assume gender with information, bro.
Why do we do that?
Why do we have to do that?
I don't believe all of you.
You never believe all fucking women, dog.
Y'all niggas is crazy.
Yo, misinformation.
Believe all women.
Wasn't there a radio personality?
Misfortune.
Misinfo.
Yeah, yeah.
It was hot in 97, I think.
Yeah, remember how popular that shit used to be?
Yeah.
Right?
And now, completely, her brand is fucking ruined.
TMZ ruined her shit, bro.
Oh, she was on TMZ?
No, I'm saying you didn't need her once you got TMZ.
They know everything.
They got all the scoops.
You got a little eyebrow shit.
You good.
You better.
Okay.
All I'm just saying is, doctors, man, come on, y'all.
Y'all are wrong.
Get a better job.
Start podcasting.
Son, if what do they do to keep you alive?
I've seen lifeguards save more people, bro.
Just by pumping on your chest and kissing your lips.
You ain't never seen that shit once in your life.
I've seen it.
It happened to him in Hawaii.
Son, I got saved, bro.
Yeah.
What?
Also, a dude, Mouth.
You bounce up.
Yeah, that was his booster shot.
That was his booster shot.
I don't know y'all about that one.
I didn't tell y'all.
I think he just made out with a guy.
I didn't tell y'all about that.
That one was actually crazy, dog.
You know that.
The guy literally put his dick in my mouth and held his fucking nose and just went and then brought me back to life, bro.
You got somebody jellyfish on your throat.
And that's what you got to do, bro.
You got to peel it.
Sometimes you got to get rid of the pain, bro.
You need to get rid of the pain somehow.
No, no.
In all seriousness, I think we trust doctors too much.
I'm being serious about that.
This seems irresponsible.
Why does this seem irresponsible?
What do you go to trust a doctor with every single thing they say?
I do.
Come on, man.
You have to.
How what?
Racially, I have to.
Why?
Because I'm Indian.
I can't go against them.
I believe Joe Rogan's article just because it was written by Vinay Prasad.
So, you know, hey, that vaccine probably causes myocarditis.
I mean, percentage by men won't.
But that's, I believe that article.
I'm going to disagree with Vinay.
I probably know that you get your workout stuff from a doctor?
From a doctor?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
But he's an MD or he's a PhD.
Oh.
His name's the Muscle Doc, bro.
All right.
He's a doctor.
That's all I know.
But he's a chiropractor, dog.
Hey, Jordan, you're a child.
You mean a doctor?
Dumbass chiropractor.
Jordan, Jordan's gonna be a child.
Jordan, I got talking shit.
I said this shit to him.
Chiropractor.
What a dumbass profession that is.
This thing is crazy.
Hey, God, I hit the flu.
Well, it probably starts with your posture.
Get the fuck out of here.
Yo, Jordan might be in New York, though.
He is.
He might be, bro.
He's in New York.
Yo, come fuck your backup.
Wait a minute.
This is crazy.
Think about all the doctors we don't trust.
And think about all the people that we do trust, right?
If there's a fire in your building, who you call?
Doctor?
Right?
You call the fireman to come fix that shit.
Most of the things in your life that you need to get fixed, you don't talk to doctors.
What's about?
Yo, you got electrical issues at the house.
Who you call a doctor?
You ain't calling no doctor.
Right?
Motherfucker didn't even graduate college.
Right?
That's real.
Think about it.
Hey, what do we use doctors for?
If your feet hurt?
But besides telling us some shit we already know.
What if you're really thirsty and you want a refreshing drink?
Then what?
Dr. Pepper?
Yeah.
What's wrong with that?
He was trying to set me up on that.
That was good.
That was good.
I might have fucked up the delivery, but that was a good lot.
That was a good lot.
Dr. Scholz, that's another famous dog.
Dr. Scholz, feet hurt.
I'm just saying, like, literal trusting doctors.
I'm trying to literally trust the doctors.
How often do you go to the doctor?
How often do y'all go to the doctors?
Son, doctor is so useless.
Americans are like, fuck healthcare.
Like, actively, half of the country is like, who needs it?
Right?
Real talk.
What part of the country are you in?
Son, half of the country is like, we don't need universal health care.
But they still like having healthcare, though.
Say again?
They still like having it.
Says who?
You think these fucking ranch hands got health care?
I'm watching Yellowstone.
My whole life is Yellowstone.
I'm like, what?
Kyrie Irving don't trust no doctors.
Kyrie Irving not trusting doctors.
Who Kyrie Irving trusting?
Dr. Internet.
That's it.
Dr. Umar.
Dr. Umar.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on.
Hey, Kyrie ain't fucking no black girl.
Stop it.
Yo, I'm just.
He likes flat earth.
Flat earth, flat asses.
That's what that man is into.
All I'm saying is we might be overrating doctors, yo, and I know that this hurts because your people make the best damage.
I adamantly disagree.
That being said, are doctors really running the world anymore?
Were they ever running the world?
Son, doctors used to run the world, bro.
When?
Yo, nothing's better when I look over at Miles and he's fully on.
You know what I mean?
Can a doctor prescribe him some fucking Adderall or something so we can get through this fucking podcast?
That's a real self-esteem, though, Miles.
Drink some caffeine before you come sit down here, yawning our fucking face as we're all laughing, having a good time.
Yeah, we're having a great ass time.
Miles don't believe this.
And then the one listener is like, hey, man.
Okay.
All I'm trying to say is we need to take another look at doctors.
Yeah.
Okay.
If you have cancer or some shit, what is the doctor's strategy?
Every time a doctor missed diagnosis, we should get 270 signatures of that motherfucker.
I agree with that also, but real talk, can we just talk about this?
If you got some cancer or some shit, what is the doctor's strategy?
Chemo radio.
Put radioactive waste on your body.
Yeah, that's a little wild.
That sounds like some shit that like makes a new cereal.
Son, that's it.
You remember when he used to like.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, what is this calamity that's happening right now?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's the go-to.
There's no better.
No, we're going to look back on that in like 10, 15 years and be like, what?
Why do you have to waste?
You don't even put leeches on people to suck the blood.
That's going to be the same shit.
That was science being wrong as fuck, actually.
Now that I might have been right.
Yeah, maybe we got to go back to that.
We might got to go back to leeches, man.
There's a hole in somebody with mental issues.
They just drill into their fucking head.
That feels like that.
Trust the science.
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Give me your skull and a fucking black indecker.
That's crazy.
Come on, bro.
Bone marrow?
What's that?
You know what I'm saying?
It's quick, delicious.
Let's put it in some fucking bread, man.
That shit should get spread on a nice brioche bunch.
There you go.
That's not for health, you know, stuff.
We should have just let it sit at bone marrow.
No, what is that?
Like, what is it?
Like, come on.
Yo, if there was a doctor in this room right now, what would you want to know?
What would you want to do?
I want to know everything.
What would you ask him?
How you fix a broken bone?
You know what I mean?
What do we do?
Wrap it in toilet paper?
That's your best thing to fix a broken bone still?
Wrap it in paper mache.
That's all you got?
You make a paper mache and that's a doctor.
Like, I couldn't figure that shit out too?
Right?
Like, hey, your finger's broken.
What should I do?
Don't use it.
Thanks, Doc.
You had to go to 12 years of school to figure that out?
What I'm trying to say is, every once in a while, a motherfucker who never went to doctor school.
Doctor school?
He never went to doctor school, pretends to be a doctor, and people don't find out for years.
It's been a long time, bro.
For years.
Sometimes they never find out.
That's a problem.
There's probably doctors that never got found out.
That's a problem.
Fake doctors.
You could just go fake it.
Catch me if you can only got caught because of fake checks.
Yeah, that's a good point.
He could have just been a doctor.
Real talk, that's hard.
The goat Dr. Love, that young La Cacian kid that was, he had his own practice.
I love that in Florida.
Yup.
He was killing it.
He was killing.
Literally, he wasn't killing.
He wasn't killing.
And people were living.
They were surviving.
They were thriving.
Yeah, he was killing.
Because you get all that information off the internet anyway.
I'm just trying to say I think I could be a doctor.
Surgery, that's a different animal because my hands are shaky.
I can't.
I can't do it.
You can shake a little bit.
I got shaky hands.
Well, it depends what you need surgery on, my boy.
Do you know what I mean?
If you need to get that heart moving, this might be a little extra, bro.
I might get some extra little beats in there.
Come back dancing bachiato.
It's a fucking Congo drum.
But for real, the surgery thing, that's legit.
But just like the, oh, you have a cold stuff?
Like, how would you diagnose that?
What, a cold?
Yeah.
I think you got it.
I've been self-diagnosing colds for about 15 years.
You know, when you got a cold?
Me?
Yeah.
I've never got a cold.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, here we go.
I keep defending doctors in your life.
Here we go.
Yeah, Miles had enough.
Miles had enough.
We got to grow out of Miles.
Talking to the mic.
Grab that shit like that.
Miles hasn't grown like that since we brought Shania Ray on the fucking screen.
What's her name?
Shauna Ray Twitter.
Whatever.
Fucking name.
Shania Twin.
Man, I forget what I think.
No, you don't, bitch.
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Okay, let's talk about another topic.
You want to talk about Kanye writing some diss tracks, coming out with new music.
Parliament Lloyd, Madonna, AB.
The Kanye thing is fascinating.
What do you guys make of the Kanye?
The birthday party thing is the most fascinating.
What do you guys make about this?
So basically, Kanye's in the car and he's doing a selfie video.
Maybe it's on live or something, but he's like, yo, they're not inviting me to my daughter Shy's birthday.
You know, Kim won't answer the phone.
Chris won't answer the phone.
Nobody's answering the phone.
They won't give me the address.
You're not going to do this.
My whole schedule is predicated on being able to be at these events and this could cause serious trauma, et cetera.
And he's basically out there shaming the family for not allowing him to be at Chicago's birthday.
And all of a sudden, he gets the party.
Allegedly, it was Travis Scott who allows him to be there.
Travis Scott will always be allowing a little bit more people than should be at events.
Yeah, they were like, the birthday's at capacity.
Kanye stamped in.
Rushed the stage.
He's playing pinata, bro.
He's whacking shit.
He really was.
So, too soon?
Yeah, it was.
They just told them motherfuckers rushing the stage, to be honest with you.
Real talk.
Too soon.
So basically, we don't know if this is a real story.
This is Kanye drumming up interest.
This is where things get tricky because Kanye is in this attention matrix right now, where everything that he's doing is drumming up so much attention.
Yeah, and either people are shitting on it or they're celebrating it or they're just curious about it.
But everything he's doing, and I think part of this is like, yo, I'm riding this wave.
I'm going to continue this momentum and keep on doing these things.
I think he's actually trying to.
He's setting up these photo shoots, et cetera.
So I don't know if this is them really trying to keep Kanye out of the party because maybe they think he's having an episode or them really being foul to Kanye and then him using the internet as a shame tool to force them to allow him to be there.
What do you guys think?
Is there a chance they're all in on it?
Because the Kardashians have that streaming deal.
So this is what they do every fucking year when they have their show on E. Whenever the show is not filming, all this crazy shit would happen.
And then people would watch specifically to see what happened behind the scenes when that crazy shit went down.
So you are watching Kanye go full bore.
Hey, you do that.
You get your publicity.
Go as wild as you want.
And however it affects us, we'll eat off that too.
You don't think that's going to be an episode in the streaming show?
Them being like, why?
Because I think Kim was like, no, this was the agreement.
He wasn't supposed to come to this party.
We agreed on that beforehand.
That's not going to be something girls are going to want to see.
How did Kim handle all this?
I think they could all be in on it.
If it's a publicity thing, I think 100% everybody's cool with it.
That's interesting.
Even Pete, you think is in on it?
Oh, I don't know if Pete is in on it, but I don't think, I think they're completely like, I think they look at Pete and they're like, that's perfect.
That's maybe Drake is too much, whatever, too high stakes.
Maybe we can't get Drake for whatever reason.
So who should we get?
Oh, let's get this kid that's fucking everybody else already.
He fucked every famous person.
For him, it's a huge step up.
Why don't we just have Kim and him together?
Maybe she has sex with him a couple times.
They don't have a problem doing that for publicity.
How much do you think, if your life is dictated by attention, how much do you think that values into your decision making in terms of the people that you enjoy hanging out with?
Like, what?
I just, as soon as you said that, I thought about the Jay-Z line from Lost Ones where he says fame is the most addictive drug known to man.
Yeah.
That's it.
So, like, do you start thinking you actually like people that you don't because you are getting fame by being around them?
Probably.
Yeah.
So, so it's possible that they all believe that they are enjoying one another's company because they're getting served by something else.
Right.
Yeah.
Like, they don't even know.
But who are you referring to?
Everybody involved there.
Like, Floyd, AB, like Kim.
That hangout was the saddest shit about this whole episode to me.
Yeah, but low-key, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Floyd and AB clearly did not want to be there.
Madonna, we know that she'll do anything for attention.
She's been fucking desperate for it for 15 years.
And them two sitting on the couch is where it got real sad.
I was like, yo, y'all don't want to be here.
So clearly.
They're just like whispering to each other, looking mad.
Fucking, you know, at a party when you were a kid and you didn't really know anybody and just sitting there, it's like that.
Like, you don't know how to dance yet, so you're just sitting on the couch.
Yeah, Floyd's like, the fuck am I doing at this guy?
All of them like the attention, though.
Floyd likes the attention.
A.B. likes the attention.
I think they both like the attention.
I think they were both sitting there like, why are we here?
You can still question in that moment, why are we here?
You know what's interesting, though?
Like, you see a guy like Floyd, AB, and Kanye all have incredible skills where they could drum up attention with their creativity.
Like, they don't need to do the antics.
Like, Floyd, maybe he's retired now.
So, okay, he needs to do certain things.
And then AB, obviously, with what's going on, he can't maybe continue to get the attention from heroic plays on the field.
But at bare minimum, Ye can just put out music and people will love it.
It doesn't have to be a new album.
It could be another song.
It could be random, cool stuff.
You can get your attention based on your creativity.
You don't need to get it based on the antics.
So I'm just shocked that he resorts to this when he has the ability to do it.
The Kardashians don't have that.
They need antics.
They don't have the creativity that he has.
So why play this game?
But here's what you forget.
Madonna has skill also.
She's an incredibly, she is a hall of fame musician.
Does she?
But at a certain point, Madonna, whether we like it or not, Madonna fucking ran the 80s as a woman.
Yeah, but it's not the 80s, fan.
That's the point.
Once that talent drops off and you can't do the thing that your skill is.
He's still got the talent.
Yay does.
So why is he there?
And why is he orchestrating all this?
He puts out two albums that are getting like mid-reception.
No.
Yeah, he's happy about the reception.
I don't think it was the same as life with Pablo.
I don't think it's been the same.
You can correct me for sure.
I feel that he thinks he won against Drake.
He knows Drake sold more because he's the bigger artist, but he feels that people think he had a better album.
And you know what?
Because he said it probably.
Mark said something interesting to me was about Alec Baldwin.
And you were like, he probably thinks he's the biggest actor in the world.
And I'm like, how could Alec Baldwin think that?
And what was your rationale?
Just like every person you meet is like, bro, you're Alec Baldwin.
I love you.
Like, you walk into a restaurant, everyone's staring at you.
Like, you can't go anywhere without being just like the center of attention.
All these producers are like, oh, Alec Baldwin's in the movie.
Like, you just are the guy in your world.
And if you already are like an extremely famous and successful actor, it's hard to discern, are you number one or are you number 150?
Until you're around those other people.
And you're probably not often around those other people.
Especially if you're working.
And Alec Baldwin's working.
Yeah.
Especially if you're older or like AB or Floyd where your fame isn't going to be Instagram fame necessarily.
Yeah.
Like you're not, you could look at, you know, fucking Selena Gomez has ever been 100 million followers and be like, oh, yeah, but she caters to teenagers.
You're on Instagram.
Yeah.
I'm still really fucking famous.
My fans just aren't on Instagram.
Yeah, you can create the world in your mind that you live in.
So it's very possible Ye believes it and Drake believes it.
And that's why they can both be friends because it's like, oh, I got that motherfucker.
Yeah.
Interesting.
So just back to the Kardashian thing.
I do think they didn't invite him to the birthday party or they didn't want him there because Kanye is in music making mode.
And I know he goes off the medicine when he's in music making mode.
And I think they want to not have him around.
I think that's reasonable, man.
I've dealt with people who have mental health issues and it can get hairy out there, bro, especially if they're not on the Mets.
And it might be selfish for you to not want them there, but at the same time, it's your kid's birthday.
You don't want to have anxiety that something could go super wrong and be really fucked up.
So you just kind of remove that situation so you can enjoy that day.
This is for the kids.
You also got a lie in the bed that you made.
Your entire empire, and it's an empire, has been built on basically taking negative stories and negative publicity and making it positive and using it to your advantage.
So you've done that.
That's your only skill.
And you're really fucking good at it.
But your only skill is taking negative PR, negative shit that happens to you, and then making it monetizable, incredibly monetizable.
And now you got a guy that you signed a deal with the devil and this motherfucker, hey, if he's really off the meds and bipolar and he's having an episode, it's like, yo, this is what you signed up for in a sense.
But the thing is, their empire was built on a controlled narrative.
They control everything that we see.
And when they got Kanye, and you've talked about this, they elevated to a whole new level.
Like her fame elevated to a whole new level.
They knew what they were signing.
If you didn't spend a lot of time with Kanye and know he probably got some shit going on, that's on you.
Like that's on you.
We all thought some shit is going on.
You married him.
I hear what he's saying.
It is an interesting point.
It's like, you can't just tap out of this shit whenever you want.
Like, if you're in the mafia, if you're in the gang, you can't just be like, oh, it's my kid's birthday party.
So now I'm not responsible for all those fuck things.
Like, those things follow you.
Okay.
Right?
That's just a tough decision, though.
I've seen that go both ways.
I've seen like family members with mental health issues like get invited to stuff and cause issues.
I've seen them like get invited and be totally fine and everything is harmonious.
I've seen them not get invited and that causes issues.
So you're basically left with a really difficult decision.
Oh, and I completely understand dealing with someone with mental health is tough.
I've seen it secondhand.
Yeah.
Not firsthand, but it's tough for sure.
But it's also when you marry a Kanye and this kind of stuff happens in your entire life when this kind of stuff happens.
You got to know that's what you signed up for.
I mean, she divorced him.
So now it's like technically.
Yeah, that's exactly what Andrew is saying.
You're trying to get out the game.
This is the game you played this entire time.
You don't just get out like that.
It's the mafia shit.
A mafia guy doesn't just go, you know what?
My kids are in college.
I'm in my 50s.
I just want to retire.
I just want out the game.
Nah, bro.
Also, if you use the footage of the divorce and all this stuff for the show.
Yeah.
If you would plan on using all this stuff for the show and then want to all of a sudden tap out whenever it's convenient for you, then I think we're going to call.
That's a good point.
Yeah, we're going to call a hypocrite on that.
But think about like two days prior, he just knocked somebody out.
So allegedly, I've seen videos.
That's a great point.
Nah, that's a great point.
Like, if you think that he has the potential to be violent and he's already upset, he's saying he's going to do this crazy shit in songs now.
Like, yeah, he's charged up.
I think they have every reason to be concerned.
Oh, yeah, you have reason to be concerned.
I just don't have the empathy for you.
This is, you made this bed.
Now you're lying in it.
I can't be mad.
I'm not mad at anybody in this.
Like, Yay was, however much you guys thrive off crazy shit, Yay could go over that.
Yay, you could go crazy.
This is what it is.
This is what it is.
You can try to not have him at your birthday party.
He's probably going to make it.
Yeah.
It's Kanye fucking West, dog.
I'm glad he did make it.
Yeah.
They had a fun time.
Hey, was he swinging his daughter?
That's fire, dog.
That's a good ass father, bro.
You're trying to break this piano out of a notch, shy.
Got you.
Yeah.
All right, what else we got?
You talk about these high schoolers all doing drugs and banging each other.
Oh, yeah, Euphoria.
Why is everyone talking about this?
I've never seen this show.
I just started watching it like two weeks ago.
Explain this show to me.
All right, so the show centers around Zendaya's character.
She's great, by the way.
She's great.
She's great in Spider-Man.
She's great in Dune.
She's very, she's very, she's very funny and good at being funny in dramatic moments.
Yeah.
Good at the drama.
I saw that movie on Netflix, Malcolm and Marie, and I wasn't that impressed.
But Spider-Man, she's great.
And in this show, she's great.
And she's just like, I think she's low-key, kind of like this generation's like Beyonce.
We're like, this is the girl that everything she does, she knocks it out the fucking park.
That's a good take.
So this show, I wasn't, it was too fucking wild for me, and it makes me sad to watch, but it centers around this girl.
Yeah, for sure.
It centers around this girl, high school girl, who has a drug addiction.
Mental health issues, drug addiction, loves taking drugs.
And she navigates her life in high school around all these other high schoolers who have their own shit going on.
So like she falls in love with a girl who's trans, got the surgery mad young, I think, born as a boy, now is a girl.
They have a relationship.
Smash?
Yeah, I'm sure they fucking don't show it, but in the fucking first episode, one of the opening scenes, that girl gets fucked by a dude who is a grown man with kids, married.
This is a crime that you watch happen.
On who?
Wait, who committed the guy, the grown-ass man, fucks that trans girl who's like 16 years old or whatever.
But did the trans girl say that?
Yeah, she signed up.
She wanted it.
They met up.
It was in a hotel room.
But said that she was trans?
I think he knew.
They make it pretty clear he knows.
Okay.
Yeah, that's wild.
Wild.
Mad drug use, like the fucking, there's like the good-looking white kid, but he's got his own issues.
I think they do a great job of telling the story and somehow painting every figure, no matter how shitty they are, in a somewhat, at least somewhat empathetic light.
Like normally, you watch a show like this.
The straight white guy is just a piece of shit through and through, and he's the constant villain, and you have no room for empathy for this guy.
They give you a little room for empathy for this guy.
You're like, oh, this guy dealing with some shit too, I guess.
Yeah.
He's a fucking great actor, too.
That guy is great.
Full ass Australian.
You can't tell at all he has an accent.
And when he was talking about some of the character shit, I was like, oh, this is why some actors deserve my respect.
Some.
Because he found the place the way he's talking about it, he's like, yo, he found the empathy for this guy because you got to play a fucking monster.
Yeah, and if we can have a shred of empathy, then you can play him more three-dimensional.
Yeah.
And this is, to your point, HBO kill scripted series.
Fuck, they do, man.
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Is it weird?
She's out there.
It's weird, dude.
That's what makes me sad, bro.
Why is it not?
Because this shit is going on.
It's so depicted of real life.
So is a lot of stuff.
And we don't have to watch it.
No, but all these people are of age.
They're not actual teenagers.
Right.
They're just playing it.
Right.
So it's like, you know, that so you could feel, you don't feel icky about it.
I didn't watch kids.
So I usually stay away from that kind of shit.
Oh, watch.
Yeah, this one, my wife was watching, so I sat down.
With kids.
Is this a show?
It was a movie.
It was a movie about a bunch of fucked up kids in New York, right?
It's basically rent, the straight version.
Yeah.
Like, you know how teenage straight version.
Yeah, everybody gets AIDS.
Like, that's basically what happens in this.
Oh, it's like skins or some shit.
Yeah, it's like this was Skins is like, I think the British version, but this was a really popular movie.
It took place basically in my neighborhood.
Like, I knew, I saw these kids skateboarding and that kind of shit.
And like it was, it was just like really fucking, I mean, it was dark.
It was like a really dark look at like teen sexuality and drug use and like partying.
This is dark, dude.
There are multiple scenes.
Rosario Dawson got her start in that.
I think she was also in rent, the movie.
Yeah, she was.
Yeah, yeah.
AIDS.
The gay run?
Yeah.
The gay one, yeah.
But it was, I mean, it's a really fascinating like movie.
Like, watch it.
It's, it's fucked up.
That's how I feel about this.
It's fucked, but it is well done.
It's like undeniably a well-done show.
And I think one of you guys asked, does it scare you to have kids?
And it truly does.
Yeah.
And not just because the kids are so wild in that like old sense of like, oh, the world is going to hell.
Yeah.
It really let me know how out of touch I am with kids.
Like I'm 37.
I'm not crazy old, but I'm so fucking out of touch with these 17 year olds.
Yeah.
Like gender seems kind of fluid.
Sexuality definitely seems fluid.
Drug use is just a casual thing.
Like just the way you guys see the world, race is truly not a factor and not in a heavy-handed, corny way.
Yep.
I mean, that's good.
Yeah, it's cool.
They don't see race as an issue at all.
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And then I thought about like in 20 years, when I have kids talking to me about the metaverse and they're just living in this fucking thing, I'm going to look at you and be like, I have no idea how to help you.
I have no idea how to guide you through whatever the fuck this is.
I'm so out of touch, and it's only going to increase exponentially how out of touch I am every year.
When I have kids who are 16, 17 trying to navigate teenage years, I'm going to be like, dog, I got no clue what you're even saying to me.
Fuck.
That's overwhelming.
It is dog.
I'm watching that shit.
You're moving to a ranch, B.
Yeah, that's Yosemite.
Hey, talk to me about Yellowstone.
Yellowstone sounds like Yellowstone.
I want to hear about this.
This is actually quite interesting, like the juxtaposition.
But like Yellowstone is basically like succession, but in Montana.
And I think it kind of exposes succession in a lot of ways.
But because my biggest issue with succession is just like, you're billionaires, so you can tap out whenever you want.
There's no real stakes here.
Like the second you have a bad day, you just take your inheritance and then you leave.
And they're always like, oh my God, the world's falling apart.
Just leave.
You're independently wealthy and so is your family forever.
So for me, after like seven or eight episodes, I was like, I don't even care about this story.
It's like, you're choosing to be in this.
You're choosing to.
You walk away with a quarter billion dollars.
You'll be fine.
Bye.
See you later.
I'm gone.
Right.
So, so that was my issue with succession.
But Yellowstone is kind of similar, but just remove the actual cash flow.
They can't actually tap out because their money is in the land.
Okay.
Right.
And it's basically a soap opera, but it's just fucking great.
And like they're fighting for a regression.
So like progress is coming into Montana.
People trying to develop things, people trying to make it like a modern city and build, you know, hotels, casinos, whatever.
And they're fighting to maintain the lifestyle that they've grown accustomed to.
Right.
So it's one of those things where it's like, I'm sure Juck's opposed to euphoria.
You're like, well, maybe we need to regress a little bit.
Like shit a little crazy out here.
You know, I mean, I witnessed this even like when I saw like the next generation after me, like my brother's generation and like the even younger than that, when I saw those kids start to do drugs that I didn't even touch at that age and do it like as a very normal activity, I was like, okay, something's up here.
Yeah.
Like something is up.
This is too normal.
There's no fear about it.
Like, I don't know.
Like, I was like, I don't know.
Somebody's got to give, man.
Another interesting thing they did, and I don't think the show is perfect by any stretch, but another interesting thing they did, this show doesn't happen in New York City.
It happens in a suburb that they don't name at a high school that's fictitious.
So it could be anywhere.
So it is, it's a suburban life.
It's not, oh, New York is so crazy.
It's, yo, this is a slice of an American life.
How accurate that is, I don't know.
But as a 37-year-old who is out of touch, that's what it seems like to me.
That's how I take it.
Dude, we're so out of touch, man.
Yeah.
I was doing a show last night at New York Comedy Club, and somebody had talked to somebody.
He mentioned Eric Adams.
And I just asked the crowd, right?
This is New York City.
This is the city you live.
This is, you know, you guys are all like involved of people.
And I asked him, What do you guys think about Eric Adams?
And I swear to God, I would say 90% of the people in that crowd didn't know who Eric Adams was.
Really?
Now, think about that level of luxury.
Yeah.
Think about that level of security.
Your life is so secure and so protected.
Yeah.
You don't even have to know who's in charge of the city you live in.
That's crazy.
That is, you want to talk about privilege, bro?
Yeah.
The privilege of waking up every way, every day, not worried that the guy who's in charge of the fucking warlord is going to come down to your business, start chopping shit up.
You can check out from politics so much.
That's something that your life will be so unaffected.
You don't even need to know who's in charge.
Joe just said that shit to me in college.
Like anytime, like, it was like I was in these classes for like social justice or whatever.
Yeah.
And if you were to ever say, like, oh, I'm actually not political, or if you were to be like, oh, I'm not really a political person.
They'd be like, how privileged?
Which, like, destroyed when they said it, but it is true.
So I'm fucking petrified.
Like, because he's talking about bringing back slap and frisk and shit like that.
That was a scary to be in New York City.
No, anytime that I'm scary to be black in New York City, yeah, but I mean, that made it worse.
So now it's like it's not just worrying about dudes in the neighborhood.
I got to worry about police just running up on me and just putting their hands wherever they can be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, don't take my penis.
This shit is fly.
Nah, you were in a stop and frisk outfit for sure.
That's a stop and frisk ass outfit.
Absolutely.
That's mostly a frisk.
That's a frisk.
You know, but that is follow me, bro.
That is wild.
That is privilege, man.
God, ignorance is not just bliss.
Ignorance is privilege.
Yeah.
Yo, we are woke, dude.
Super woke.
Nice.
Pretty good guys.
We are good people.
But isn't that fucking crazy, dude?
How old is the audience?
All different ages, super diverse, all different races.
New Yorkers, or like where were they from out of town?
I think they're New Yorkers.
Probably some people from out of town, but I think they're mostly New Yorkers.
And it was just like, it was, I wasn't angry at them because I don't even know Eric Adams' platform.
So I recognize I'm part of the same shit.
But it's just like, wow, like how convenient and comfortable is that?
Yo, here's a perfect example.
This is crazy.
My boy comes up and he says, Yo, this is two days ago.
He's like, Yo, you need to tweet this thing out for me.
You need to post this thing on Instagram.
This woman who's leaving office put this thing in a bill right before she left office that basically said, Anybody who's living in an artist in residence building in like the Soho Noho area of New York City, this is a notorious artist area of New York City.
You have to be an artist to live in an artist in residence business.
Now, over years, Soho's become so expensive that just the only people that could afford it are rich people, et cetera.
They've moved in, and nobody really says anything.
It is what it is.
But this would get them either evicted, have to pay these crazy fines, and basically reduce the value of their properties like crazy.
Because if you can't find an artist that got millions of dollars to buy it, it's worth what people will pay for.
Right?
So my boy's kind of freaking out.
And I literally looked at him, having researched absolutely none of it, and just go and just went, Man, that ain't gonna happen.
Right?
Like, I literally just brushed it aside.
And my justification for brushing it aside was like, it's too many rich people living in these artists in residence buildings that they're not gonna let that Eric Adams, it was his job to veto it.
He's not gonna let not even let, or it's like he knows where his bread is buttered, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're aware that like the rich people control the government.
And he's freaking out, right?
He's like, oh my God, the fuck we're gonna do.
You gotta post on Instagram, like Eric Adams waiting for me to post something on a story so that we could like manipulate policy.
And literally the next day, he just vetoed it.
It just didn't, it didn't go down, which is true.
And it does show you who makes it happen.
But like, how crazy is that that that law could have gotten passed and I would have no clue because I'm that removed.
Yeah, like that, yeah.
What a fucking life for us, huh?
We are incredibly lucky.
We're fucking lucky, man.
I mean, I know I'm the white guy saying, yeah, yeah, like I'm the luckiest, but it doesn't mean that we're not all lucky, right?
Yeah, I mean, there's an Americanness also, just like being an American, you're like, all right, yeah, and that is privilege.
Yeah, you go to anything.
The fact that most of us don't need to know policies is privilege.
Yeah.
Like, I don't even know who Munichin or whatever that motherfucker's name is.
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John Manchin.
Whatever his name is.
The guy Charlamagne talks about every week, and I just be dying along, whatever, man.
Yeah, he was stopping the gun.
He'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's in control of it.
Yeah, I just not, I don't know who the fuck that guy is.
I got no clue.
What's his name?
Munchenhauser?
Munchkin.
Munchhauser.
No, he's the guy who's doing a filibuster.
I don't even know what that is.
Joe Manson.
Manson.
Like Marilyn.
My point is, my point is, like, I am tapped out from this politics shit, boy.
I'm fucking tapped out.
That's the first name I said.
Joe Manchin, bro.
He changed his shit so many times.
What is his actual name?
Master?
Joe Manchin.
M-A-N-S-I-O-N.
Manchin.
No.
Big M-A-N-M-N-C-H-I-N.
Oh, no.
Mnuchin is Steve.
No.
That's the guy who was in charge of the money.
Who is Matouchin?
Oh, that's a stop on the train in Jersey.
Okay, gotcha.
Gotcha.
That's Alder and Stop and Frisk.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, all right.
We got it, bro.
That's when people act all political.
That's cap, bro.
There's no way you can keep in touch with all these fucking things, man.
Come on now.
Wait, what?
Ain't nobody looked at that spending bill, bro.
Someone.
Some people did.
Some did.
Come on, yo.
Imagine you come to work and somebody puts a spending bill on your fucking desk and that shit got gone, bro.
What you mean?
You gonna read that when you could just get on Instagram and post your COVID test?
You think AOC is really gonna read that whole fucking thing?
All her people read it for her and tell her.
And then they tell her.
Exactly.
So no one really knows.
Those guys that read it is what they're saying.
Those guys that read it don't know.
Are they doctors?
We can't trust politicians.
Are they doctors, bro?
We definitely can't trust these fucking politicians.
There was a fire bar in Yellowstone where they were like, politicians are people that believe that they can make decisions for your life better than you can.
And I thought that was fun.
That's some country ass shit to say.
Isn't that boy?
That's some country ass shit to say.
Son, there's some bars in this shit, and it's funny because there's like dudes who aren't that country and they get said the things to.
That's like wiping spit off a doggy's ass.
And there's this character who'd be like, I know you're insulting me, but I don't know what it means.
But I heard the most southern shit on Kiki Wiki that said she's hotter than a fritter.
I was like, that's so fucking southern, bro.
That girl's hotter than a fritter.
I was like, God damn.
Oh, I love that shit, boy.
We need to just do it, man.
Let's go to Montana.
Hey, let's go to Montana.
I'm going to Montana.
Let's move the podcast to Montana.
But then in the winter, when that shit gets cold.
Bro, I'm dressed for it.
Let's go.
I'm already ready, bro.
Yo, let's do John Dutton.
But we're going on a cover wagon.
All right, I'm not taking a plan.
You want to do Oregon Turkish?
I'm going out west.
And then you're going to get rickets.
Yes, I am, dude.
And then diarrhea.
Gonorrhea.
Gonorrhea.
What's the one that's more fun?
No, no.
Dysentery.
Dysentery.
That's the one that motherfuckers died.
Gonorrhea is probably more fun to get.
Hells, yeah.
You ever had a gonorrhea out?
No.
You ever got the clap?
No.
The only thing I had was.
That means he got that shit.
He's like, I ain't getting old.
What you get?
I got some pills for it.
I don't know if I got it.
I don't know if I got the shit.
You can't trust these doctors.
Don't trust them doctors.
They're like, you want to get tested?
It's going to take one day for the results, or I give you the pills right now, and this shit will be gone in one day.
And I said, just give me goddamn pills, bro.
You don't know nothing.
Take him every week.
Now I can know if you really pee.
Did you get HPV?
Say what?
HPV.
Do I have HPV?
Do I look like a loser to you, bro?
No, actually, I don't know because I got the, what's it called?
The vaccine.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, you're all about getting vaccines.
Because that's for women.
I know, but I'm like, give me that shit, bro.
Wait, did you have symptoms?
Say what?
Did you have symptoms?
No, you get it before you got symptoms.
No, when you were taking the pills for the gonorrhea.
Oh, was my pee burning?
Yeah, did it hurt when you pee?
It was lukewarm, family.
Do you think he was taking pills and nothing's going on?
So he waited for the lukewarm.
The steady state of pee is lukewarm.
Yeah, bro.
That's not pee.
Nah, my pee was a little hot.
Yeah.
I had some hot pee.
I definitely probably got that shit.
Yeah, you were.
A little spicy.
A little spicy.
Some slut.
Okay.
All right.
Fucking burned me, bro.
Let's talk about Jordan Peterson.
All right.
Say what?
So Dr. Jordan Peterson got into Twitter beef with Ethan Klein.
Ethan Klein's from H3H3 Productions.
He's a famous YouTuber.
He's like now moved more.
I don't listen to a ton of his content, but he's moved more into like more of a left kind of space.
He does a podcast with Hassan Piker, the Twitch stream.
Oh, gotcha.
He used to do long-form interview stuff and did an interview with Jordan Peterson a while ago.
And this is the tweet that he put out on the 14th.
Years ago, I interviewed Jordan Peterson before.
I was very familiar with his politics.
He was an interesting guest who I enjoyed sitting with, but especially now I can see he's a dangerous gateway to alt-right transphobia and COVID misinfo.
I removed both interviews today.
Yo, that gateway shit is.
What is that?
Everything's a gateway.
Like, if I have ice cream, is that a gateway to diabetes?
Like, for some people, it is, right?
And then other people just eat ice cream and it's regular.
Yeah.
Like, those people were probably going to find the alt-rate regardless.
I don't know if you can say Jordan Peterson is the guy who did it, right?
I just think that that's super optimistic.
You know what's funny?
Is these same people will laugh at marijuana being illegal because everybody say it's a gateway drug.
They would laugh at that idea.
What is a gateway drug?
Ooh, interesting.
What is that?
And they'll laugh and look down on those people and then say, oh, he's a gateway to alt-right.
Bruh.
Damn, that was a way better example than one I did.
Yeah, yeah.
I wish we just started with you.
We'll edit it.
Just say what he said.
We'll edit it.
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, ready?
And she was good too.
Yo, you fat.
That was kind of good, right?
You fat ass killed you.
You came in.
We're a brand of good points around.
I was trying to say one that Ethan would relate to more.
You know?
So they had a back and forth on Twitter.
Jordan Peterson basically was like, Hi, Ethan.
How are you?
We had a good conversation.
I enjoyed meeting you and talking to you.
What have I said precisely that motivated your actions and your accusation, deleting our discussion, et cetera?
And then he's basically like, Can I have the footage basically considering that I went on your show under the supposition that there would be a conversation that would be public?
Yo, he said the word supposition.
He won, dog.
That you are.
Fossil fire ass words.
So anyway, he basically Ethan Klein starts pointing it out.
He says, you said a ban on conversion therapy was moral grandstanding.
He said that he said that, you know, conversion therapy where a guy is gay and you're like, now I got therapy.
We're going to make you.
Oh, now we can't convert.
Now we can't convert.
Now we can't do that.
What if you want to convert to gay?
Should that be legal?
Exactly.
What if you want to be trans straight?
Straight conversion therapy should be a thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Is all of a sudden you can't do these things.
What if you're dying on a beach in Hawaii?
You just want to get one kiss to save your life.
What are you going to do?
How do you do that?
Yeah.
You want to get one cocks.
What do you want to get one in?
What do you do?
You just want to get one kiss.
He didn't do CPR, bro.
I saved myself.
I kicked a reef.
That's the kiss you were talking about.
That's true love's kiss.
That's true love's kiss.
Oh, fuck.
I thought that was me.
God damn, bro.
He went on to say, Ethan, this is.
Moral grandstanding is really funny.
He said, Jordan Peterson, you believe that you believe in enforced monogamy that you put in a New York Times interview and he put like links to all the times that he said these things.
What was enforced monogamy?
Ain't that marriage?
Fuck is that?
Jordan Peterson.
Who's enforcing the monogamy?
That sounds a little wild.
So far, Ethan's making some sense.
I got to say.
That's what he said.
And then he also said.
Conversion therapy is moral grandstanding.
He said a ban on conversion therapy, saying, Hey, man, you can't just fucking try to make these gay kids straight.
That's illegal.
He's like, nah, you're morally grandstanding.
That's wild talking.
Yo, Jordan Peters is a wild boy.
What else was he talking about?
When I talked to him, he wasn't talking about none of this shit.
Yeah.
We were just talking about Michael Sarah being a little pussy.
Hey, that's the guy that canceled Flagrant University.
At the end of the day, we had to stop the whole series.
Now, Jordan Peterson.
He has misinformation.
Peterson would probably say, oh, that's a decontextualized version of what I meant to say.
And he's just pulling words that are sounding.
Okay, fair.
That's what I'll probably respond with.
That's your supposition.
Yeah, that's what I'm supposing over here.
He said, you mischaracterized Bill C16, resulting in a surge of transphobia.
The bill was created to add trans people to a protected group against hate crimes.
Using the wrong pronouns would not get anyone sent to jail.
In fact, to this day, zero people have gone to jail, unlike what you proposed.
Ethan coming over seats, boy, he's got screenshots to everything using the wrong pronouns.
As a person, I found you amicable, and our conversation was very insightful, but I'm just not comfortable being a part of the pipeline leading to takes like this.
And then Hassan Piker reached out and was like, hey, Jordan, maybe if you want to clarify some of your positions, come on our podcast.
Oh, now we can get more views on him.
That's foul.
That's Hassan Piker.
Well, that's a different one, though.
They have a show together.
So Ethan Hassan.
Wait a minute.
So he's willing to do a podcast with them together, but not the one that they did.
That's wild.
Well, I think now that he's more familiar with his politics, he wants to challenge him on some of the things that he's saying.
He felt he didn't properly challenge them on the first one.
So let's run it back.
That shit is corny.
That's a play for publicity.
Yeah, you can't do that show.
You just did it over Twitter.
I mean, you didn't get that shit.
You didn't know how to challenge those points when he was like, yo, that conversion shit is for the birds.
Yeah.
We got to do it in public on a podcast.
That shit is felony.
Well, I think he's saying it happened later.
So he said, which is fine.
Just don't grant, don't say, like, hey, you're banned.
You should not be allowed on my platform.
Allow him on your platform and keep them on your platform.
Don't delete the episodes and then have them on and say, hey, we disagree.
Man, you know what?
All the money motherfuckers on I disagree with now.
Maybe it's banned from the internet.
Maybe it's the comic in me, but like when somebody says some crazy shit like that, I want to hear them rationalize it.
It doesn't matter.
If Dr. Umar goes, like, white people are evil, I'm like, tell me what go for it.
Give me it.
Dr. Umar Johnson is my favorite, bro.
Like, every single time he's on the doctor.
He's the doctor you trust.
That's literally.
That's the only doctor I trust.
Yeah.
Dr. Umar Johnson.
Yeah.
100%, bro.
And Dr. Martin Luther King.
Yo.
Wasn't a doctor.
Yes, he was.
Yeah, he was.
We're talking doctors, real doctor.
He's a chiropractor, bro.
He's fucking.
But it's Dr. Umar.
Dr. Umar's a real doctor.
He's a doctor of Pan-Africanism.
He wants to surgically remove all the black people from America and take them to Africa.
Wait, that's what he believes?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
To be honest with you, I just try to make a difference.
If we talk to Africans about this, they might feel away.
I think you need to get their permission.
Carve out a little bit of land in Africa.
That shit is awesome.
I don't think we've ever done that.
Hey, tell me.
I don't think white people have ever carved out a little land in Africa.
I'd be like, hey, bro, this is a refund.
That's what this is.
Fuck out of here.
You can tell me I'm not welcome back.
Whoa.
So all I had to say is, should you take down episodes or like content that you put out in the past that you don't necessarily know?
It's your show.
You could do whatever the fuck you want.
I agree.
Exactly.
It's your show.
You can do whatever the fuck you want.
I'm fine with that.
I think that, to be honest, like, I think he brought up interesting points.
I'm curious to see what Jordan said about that just because I like Jordan.
So I'll probably give him the benefit of his doubt.
But objectively, I got to say, like, yo, if he doesn't like these things, that's his platform.
He decides what goes on his platform and he decides how much responsibility he has for his listeners.
You know what I mean?
Like, I personally don't think that we have to be responsible.
Every single person that listens to the podcast, I'd be like, people can make their own decisions and should make their own decisions.
But if he feels like his people are willing to do whatever the fuck they hear on the podcast and that the other things that he says and his beliefs don't have more influence than a guy like Jordan Peterson, then okay, do your thing.
I'm actually not mad at that.
I'm not mad at taking down.
I think it's corny to invite him back and be like, hey, come on, another episode, and then we'll get mad.
Now I'm ready for you.
Yeah.
Let's put the episodes on and have him back.
It was a different guy.
But they share a pod.
He's a co-host.
But yeah, the co-host, I think, will be like, no.
Yeah.
But yo, but here's the thing: I'm, I'm, I would like to hear that combo because now they're going to have the discussion about those talking points, and you're probably going to hear Jordan speak on them in a better, more coherent way.
And it might convince Ethan.
No, I think that's great.
I just think don't ban the old episodes and say, oh, you're dangerous, and then bring you back.
Do both or do none?
No.
I feel like ban it.
And then, like, what if they have a convo that's amazing?
They're like, oh, I actually understand your perspective now.
I want to put those episodes back up.
And then it makes sense.
That'd be cool.
Yeah.
That'd be cool.
I really love that combo.
I think that that'd be really cool because he knows specifically what he doesn't like about Jordan Peterson's philosophy, and then he gets to hear him out and have him defend it.
And that's rare.
Yeah.
I actually really liked it.
I hope they had that combo.
Jordan seems like just such a smart dude who's so good at debate.
This guy seems like he might be able to match wits on the opposite side, which would be cool.
Because normally a lot of debate is just who's better at arguing.
If they're both good at arguing, I would love to hear them go at this shit.
Yeah.
I think we figured it all out.
Pay-per-view.
Pay-per-view.
Sign it up.
But the proper Triller Fight Club.
Ethan Klein versus Jordan Peterson.
Yo, can I ask you about a famous Andrew?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Not Prince Andrew anymore.
Just Andrew.
Yo, isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
Triller Fight Club Matchup00:15:03
So the former Prince Andrew has lost all of his titles.
We found out what you have to do to lose your titles.
Yeah.
You have to either fuck children or hit it.
I think British bankers were unknighted, right?
Or I'm pretty sure, yeah.
Or marry a black girl.
Or also marry a black girl.
Fuck children or fuck a black person and you're no longer.
And the black person will get you out faster.
Real talk.
You fuck one black person, adios.
And then I think Princess Diana, wasn't she fucking a Middle Eastern?
Yeah, Dodia Fight.
And did she get to be Princess Diana until she was dead, or was she just Diana?
I think she was Diana.
I think they removed the princess forcibly.
Yeah.
Really?
So if you believe the royal family killed her, you know what I mean?
There's probably doctors that believe that, actually.
Probably.
I mean, it's not the craziest killing the royal family's ever done.
Right?
Like, why would it be crazy for us to believe that?
Like, wasn't there motherfuckers just beheading people all the goddamn time?
Son, didn't King Henry behead wives he was with?
Yeah.
That's more understandable.
What I don't understand is that it was way more understandable.
Which one's the divorce?
Oh, yeah.
I bet that shit was easy.
How did he pick that, though?
He picked that because he didn't want somebody else to go through what he went through.
He's trying to help out his people.
He's a king.
You got to do his best for the kingdom.
You're going to let that girl go out there, marry another person, drive them fucking crazy too?
You ever heard of a job where they protect your flock?
You ever heard of a job where they fire somebody on the first day to send a message to the rest of the employees?
Oh, no.
Hell yeah.
That's what he was doing.
Oh, shit.
I had to do that.
Who'd you do that with?
Nah, I just suspended him.
I didn't fire him.
It was when I was managing a restaurant.
Oh, really?
Nah, no, but not B.A. The owner of the restaurant told me that I had to do that.
Really?
And then that would have the staff.
No, I didn't fire him.
I didn't fire him.
Which is he fired you on the first day.
They didn't deserve to be fired, man.
I didn't think that was right.
But he said they'll respect you if you do that.
And I was like, bro, we're serving pasta here, buddy.
I don't need that respect.
I don't respect me.
Yeah, I'm making $15 an hour.
I'm good.
You don't respect me?
That's cool, bro.
Can we get this working?
Yeah, you're right.
That's fine.
So, yeah, he lost his titles.
And basically, the family came out and said he's going to be defending himself as a private citizen and no longer as a member of the royal family.
Wow.
So basically he's guilty.
Pretty much.
That's at me.
His entire identity.
That's the crazy thing.
Sorry, go, go.
His whole identity he grew up with is now stripped from him and he's just a regular fucking person all of a sudden.
Yeah.
Which I guess you're going to be able to do.
Well, he gets to keep his military title.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Vice Admiral or something like that.
But that is kind of wild because, yeah, that is kind of wild, man.
Well, apparently, in 2019, they still didn't strip him of his titles.
They like kind of lessened his role somehow.
I forget exactly how, but in 2019, he gave an interview where he refused to apologize for his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein.
He apparently showed like, he seemed to show no remorse for any of the victims.
And it was just such a bad interview that right there, you could have been like, yo, let's do something to this.
So he's just the one they asked him about the sweating or something.
Yeah, motherfucker was dripping.
Yeah, not P.
The guy has a.
This is something interesting about the Princess Andrew dude, though.
Or what is his name?
Andrew.
Princess Andrew.
Yeah, so Andrew.
Other Andrew.
Let's call him Other Andrew.
Do they have last names?
Of York and shit.
Oh, yes.
Of York.
Oh, yeah.
It's of the place.
Yeah.
Right?
He ain't even that no more, is he?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Anyway, the point is, is with this guy, I fucking for.
Oh, yeah.
I'm curious what the age for consent is in Great Britain.
In America, in most places, it's 18 years old.
It's possible that the girl he slept with, I think Virginia Gouffrey is the one.
It's possible.
Well, she was above the age of consent in the UK.
Right?
So she was 17 when they had sex.
That wouldn't be, what is it called?
Illegal?
Statutory rape.
Now, if she is a sexual slave and there's all this other stuff going on, that's something completely different.
The actual act of sex wouldn't technically be illegal in the UK if the age of consent is less than 18, which I believe it might be.
16.
16 years old.
That's an interesting wrinkle to the story because what we know about this story is, oh, they're having sex with underage girls.
Epstein's Island.
Underage girls, underage, underage, underage.
Which to us, 16 would be underage.
To us, it is, but to dare it wouldn't be.
So does he not get charged for that?
And if he didn't know, if there's no way to prove that like he paid for it, if it was as simple as like, oh, yeah, this girl's into you, now it's he says she said.
Yeah.
That's if she's the only girl.
Yeah.
Which I think there's more girls.
And that's why they're officially going, all right, we got to separate ourselves.
You notice this happens after Ghulain's guilty.
And after they say that she's going to drop the list of eight John Does.
Yeah, so she comes out.
And technically, I think she's saying that I'm going to remove the desire to object from their naming.
Yeah, I thought it was kind of a half-assed thing.
Yeah, so it's not technically, like, I guess.
Can you explain that?
I don't necessarily understand it completely, but like, basically, if you're in a legal proceeding and there are people in your case that aren't actually being charged, but they're technically connected, you have a ability to basically object to their name being publicized.
So you can object to it because your attorneys think that it'll actually proceed like the justice procedure or whatever.
But now she's saying, I'm not going to object to that.
So they can say the names and she's not going to say they weren't there.
Exactly.
But she's not necessarily going to confirm that they were.
She's not coming out saying, yo, this is what it is.
So now instead of John Doe, it's Andrew Prince, Andrew of York or whatever the fuck.
Yeah.
So whatever the names come out.
And then it's possible that the actual courts might not publish the names either.
Yo, I don't know if they should be able to take away his titles because the titles are what got him to fuck them little girls.
If he was just Andrew, right?
If he was just regular old Andrew of York or whatever like that, Epstein's not connecting with him and then serving him up the underage box, right?
What happened was he was the prince and this like, how can we get involved in that family and potentially incriminate that family so that we could manipulate some things that we need to?
So that title is what put you in that position.
You got to take that.
You the royal family?
You got to take that.
That's Prince Andrew, bro.
I wonder if they're trying to defend him.
We take away all your titles.
Maybe that helps you in court or something.
I think it's a PR move for them because he's got protecting themselves.
But I hear what you're saying.
Like, yeah, if he's just a guy, it doesn't seem as crazy as the royal family behind this.
If it's tough to prove, he's probably going to be found not guilty.
And then he's still living in fucking Buckingham Palace.
Probably got all the access to whatever he wants.
He's still in York, bro.
He's already accessed York.
Does he?
And you got to beef with that motherfucker, bro.
Because you're Andrew of New York.
I'm Andrew of New York.
Hey, new and improved.
Very much improved.
100%.
Andrew of Old York looking at him.
He's from Old York.
Yeah.
You know what I give a fuck about that?
Y'all never go to England and go visit York.
Wait, what's the age of consent in New York?
Shit, 18.
Hey, there you go.
That was 18.
New York is so much better than Old York.
Ain't shit in Old York, bro.
Yeah, they don't have a Queen's.
I guess they have one queen.
But they don't got considered.
They got one queen.
We got queens.
We got a lot queens, technically.
You know what I'm saying?
We got queens.
Yo, he got queens.
Yeah.
Facts, bro.
We don't play games.
All right.
Anything else?
So they stripped his titles.
They take his money also, right?
Like they.
Oh, now he doesn't get like a stipend.
Yeah, he's not a hayram, yeah.
But he's bred it.
All these motherfuckers.
Yeah, like they set them up.
They give them inheritance.
They got, they're good, bro.
They're fucking good.
You want to hit like three feelings, no facts?
Like I said, three feelings, no facts, real quick.
Ready?
Leonardo Caprio went on the best date of all time.
This is great.
This is great.
This is a fake story, though, right, Mark?
That's what people are saying.
Yeah.
Let's choose to believe it's real for now.
Rumor mill.
But basically, they're saying that he rented out an entire movie theater with this model that he was dating.
He's still dating.
He's still dating.
Played all the Star Wars movies and then ran around swinging a lightsaber.
Yep.
Legendary shit.
And the story was that she said this was the worst date she's ever been on, right?
And it's a great storyline because it's like, all right, lady, like, we don't know you, and you got to go on a date with Leonardo Caprio.
Like, there's plenty of dates you've gone on that are worse than that, you know?
But it's probably a fake story.
I think it's from a satirical website.
So it somehow got picked up as being real.
But if it was real, awesome.
Dude, that's how great.
That's how much of the fucking GOAT Leo is and how cool he is.
We probably are never going to watch another Star Wars ever.
And we're like, that guy's so cool, dude.
He's doing that on a date.
What a hero.
We got to publish fake date stories.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
We need publicists.
I don't know where our publicist is.
If we had someone to come out and say all the fake dates we want, I feel like that would be.
Oh, that's a great idea.
We got a good PR.
I mean, still, like, what would you do?
What would your ideal fake date be?
Montana.
Son, I shut down.
Yeah, you shut down Montana whole story.
I want to die with Hannah, Montana, bro.
In Montana.
Shut down Montana.
Me and Miley Siers, we were kicking it.
And that comes out.
And then I don't deny it or confirm it.
That's just what it is.
Yeah.
Could be sick.
This is good PR.
What do you think?
We just got to keep throwing out fake dates.
That's fire.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Okay, Akash.
What's your fake date?
Son, London is mine for the day.
That shit is mine.
I took that shit back.
You ran a colony in London.
I shut down London for a day, colonized that shit.
Me and my clean, you know what I mean?
We ran it.
Bitch.
That's kind of cool.
Yeah.
Got it back.
Al, your fake date.
I think I go the Pete Davidson route and put the rumor out that I have just a huge dick.
The crazy meat.
Yeah, so now every crazy meat is actually a good one.
He has to say it for himself.
I just don't want to disappoint anybody that much.
But by that time, it's too late.
That's true.
You know what I'm saying?
That's good.
Hey, we're here now.
Yeah.
Like, what are they going to do?
Not do it?
Yeah.
Dove, what's your fake date?
She said yes.
Finally.
How about Gal Godot and I hire some people to actually, you know, try to stick us up and I defend against you.
You know why that's not believable?
Because you would never dated you.
That's the only unbelievable part.
Damn it.
Wow.
But you saved Superwoman.
That would be fucking incredible.
What was your date?
You're in Hawaii?
Oh, yeah.
Wonder Woman.
What's my date?
Yeah.
I'm in Hawaii.
Yeah.
And drowning.
He saves his girlfriend.
I saved myself.
I saved myself.
That's bravery, bro.
I saved myself, yo.
Nah, I don't know what my fake date is.
Kylenny towing you into Nazare.
That would be so sick.
Actually, girls sitting on the terrified.
I am terrified, man.
Yeah, it's so weird.
Like, the idea of dates has completely changed now that I'm married.
Like, I do feel like I should put some more, and we've spoken about this before, but like, effort in.
Like, I'd like to, yeah.
I'd like to think of something creative and clever, et cetera.
But, and maybe this is just an excuse, but my girl is so particular with things.
Do you guys go through that?
100%.
So it's like, I could buy her a gift, right?
Yeah.
But she would be so much happier if I got her something that she wanted.
Yeah.
Even though it wasn't a surprise.
Yeah.
Then if I get her a jacket or some shit, she's going to wear two or three times.
She's going to never fucking wear it.
That's how you know we bought him too much shit.
Keep going.
Keep going on that.
Early on.
Early on.
I buy you anything.
You're over the fucking movie.
Oh my God.
He got me a Gucci purse or whatever the fuck.
Now, that's not the Gucci purse I like.
Yeah.
Why wouldn't you know the Gucci purse I like?
This is a silver chain instead of a gold chain.
Oh my god.
Hardware is important, man.
Marriage.
Hey, hardware is very important.
It's very important.
That's why it's so hard to buy them wedding presents.
Can't figure it out.
Yo, neither one of us got a wedding present.
We get to figure it, mother.
Can you believe it?
Neither one of us got a wedding present because of pieces of shit.
What did you get me?
Money.
Yo, this is what he did.
He did the same shit.
What?
Because I had the Tesla and he paid for it for, I don't know, two months.
Yeah.
And he's like, that's your gift.
Not a problem.
Give me back the money.
You want me to play Tesla?
And I'll give you a shit.
I can't play that.
Can I do your best?
I'll give you my gift tomorrow.
Can I do you one back?
I often wish I got a Tesla.
I'll give you that money if you give me back the $800 that I gave you for a hotel pass that never happened.
Not a problem.
That you told me you would love.
Do you not understand?
I figured this for me.
That you told me you would cover.
That you told me you would cover.
Anytime.
Send me the VMO request right now.
You got it right now in the pop.
I'll send it right now.
You got that.
You're going to get it on the pod.
For two months of age.
I guarantee everyone after wedding gift and the 800 I owe him, I'll still be up.
And I'm going to get Venmo you for Tesla costs.
Okay, please do.
Send me the cost.
Oh, fuck out.
Speaking of money disputes, did Logan Paul buy fake Pokemon cards?
Oh, fuck.
I meant to hit him.
What's the deal with that?
He got his money back.
I'm sure he didn't.
I don't even know where you are.
What an awesome video.
Yeah.
Like, just everything about it.
You're interested.
Yeah.
It's like getting ripped off.
Even if the whole thing was like orchestrated and fake, it's like perfect internet vlog.
Yeah, it's amazing.
And also like built-in interest with Pokemon for like years.
Yeah.
You know that he actually cares about it.
Did you add in the original unboxing that he did?
Yeah.
All the content he's got out of this box of Pokemon cards, whether they're real or fake.
No, he put music on it too.
That video is as an arc.
That's a little film right there.
Man, he gets his money back, dog.
What a win.
Yeah.
What a win.
He made money.
He made money getting ripped off for $3.5 million.
Crazy.
Yeah.
It'd be nice if he didn't think he was going to get his money back.
That would be the sheer devastation when you look at it.
And then finding a way afterwards.
But fuck.
$3.5 million down a drain.
But also, even if they were fake, the amount of money he got from the videos or whatever, like probably paid him back.
Whether it's through endorsement, bro, he got so many views.
And through his stock rising, $3.5 million, Mark?
Mark, that's a lot.
In terms of brand equity, I'm going to say, also, $3.5 million.
I feel you losing confidence.
That was on the bank.
$3.5 million is $7 million, fam.
Wait, why?
Because that's $7 million tax-free.
I don't understand.
$7 million.
You get taxed about 50%.
You're going to get taxed 50%.
You got to make $7 million to buy some shit for $3.50.
That's a good point.
Now, granted, if he's doing videos about it, maybe he could make an argument that it's a business expense.
Sure.
Right?
So maybe he could write off maybe a portion of it or something like that.
Maybe you could write off the whole thing.
But still, that's a lot of money, baby.
To generate that amount just to be able to pay for it.
That's a lot of money to generate.
Just to be able to throw it away and it's not there, I would have killed somebody.
I could kill somebody for that amount of money, bro.
That's a lot of money.
Real talk.
That's right.
Still, $3.5 million.
You should pay a lot less to have that guy killed.
A lot less.
Yeah.
A lot less.
I could kill.
You wouldn't kill him.
No, I could.
You would hire someone.
I would hire.
I wouldn't do it myself.
I would have someone else do it.
Dog.
You got it.
Hell yeah.
Come on.
I had my dad do it.
Why?
He didn't forget.
Oh, that's a good point.
He couldn't say he's lying.
He probably would, too.
That's a down motherfucker.
I'm telling that motherfucker.
I'd be like, bro, you're going to forget about this no matter what.
Just shoot that motherfucker and then you're good.
He'd probably go there, forget what he was supposed to do, end up becoming best friends with that motherfucker.
I found this.
So you steal Pokemon cards.
Tell me about that.
Look at this gun I found.
Isn't that cool?
Anyway, one more mark, and then we got to get our guests in, man.
All right.
You want to talk about this Japanese woman that got a sperm donor?
Yes.
Yeah.
So basically, she's a Japanese woman, got a sperm donor, found out the sperm donor wasn't who they said he was.
And it turns out he was actually a Chinese dude.
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And now she is the other interesting thing.
She's got a refund, I guess.
Yeah, she gave the kid up for adoption.
No.
Well, here's a couple things.
One, the guy wasn't just not Japanese and Chinese.
He also went to a much worse school than he said he went to.
He said he went to like one of the best schools in Japan.
And there was one other big fucking lie he told.
I forget what it was.
But basically, he lied about multiple things.
So I just ask you guys this.
This is actually a really good thing.
We think that he's wrong for doing that, right?
Because he's misleading her.
Yeah.
Now, granted, they were trying to have a child and did have a child.
That's a way bigger investment.
But we think he's wrong for misleading her.
Right.
What if a trans person did the same thing?
Would we feel equally the same that they were that wrong for misleading that person?
What do you if they've a sperm donor?
Are we allowed to answer this or are every episode, every podcast we've ever done going to get taken down?
No, no, I mean, like, I mean, like, let's say a trans person wasn't uh forthcoming about being trans.
I don't think that's crazy to ask.
And what if they were specifically asked?
Because if nobody asks, I understand it's just it is what it is, but you lied to me, but yeah.
If you lie to somebody, what is the uh recourse right there?
What did a little Duval say it was?
I forget, yeah, I forget, I forget, CTE, CTE, yeah.
I'm just saying, it's an interesting discussion.
It's like how important, like, when you have a child with somebody, there's an actual physical investment.
Let me give you a different example.
Let's say you had a lot of plastic surgery, you didn't tell that person, right?
And they ask you, Hey, what did you look like when you're younger?
Where's it, blah, blah, blah?
You don't show them, and then you have a kid and they find out.
And I think there's been an example of this before, but like, should there be some sort of like restitution for that as well?
You're misleading somebody and then developing a life with them, right?
Like, that's pretty, that's pretty crazy, man.
Yeah, and those genetics really matter.
You know why this guy's even more foul, though?
What?
So, apparently, there's only one sperm donor bank in Japan, and there's only like 12 sites for insemination.
So, there's a big black market for sperm donation.
Do you know how he got her pregnant?
Sex multiple times.
So, he even more foul.
Oh, she was just asking for a sperm donor.
She's asking for a sperm donor, but because it's so hard to get there's only one sperm bank in Japan, there's apparently like 10,000 kids they think have been conceived this way.
Where it's like, look, I'll pay you, you me, and then I want your kid.
Wow, China really taking over, big China really taking over.
One sperm donor at a time, yeah.
This is kind of crazy, sweeper spermselves, yeah.
Yeah, this is this is wild.
I don't know, man.
I don't know, this is wild, but lying from a sperm donor seems crazy, yeah, you know what I mean.
In general, it's fucked up, but I don't think there's any reason they should get in trouble.
Interesting, he's suing this, she's suing this guy for like two and a half million or something crazy.
He got no two and a half million dollars, motherfucker, nothing, and then girls for free.
Like, come on, dog, he just wanted some pussy.
That's it, that's it, but isn't it so easy to get in Japan?
Like, you know what I mean?
They have like a sex issue over there, they have a big sex issue like that.
There's dudes just willing to fill it up, there's dudes willing to fill it up, though.
That's a good point.
Like, she just got to go and throw it out there.
Like, I don't need you involved in the life, I just want you to fill it up.
But he could also bang probably mad chicks.
He doesn't have to lie to her, try to be a sperm donor.
No, but I think nobody wants to fuck.
Well, that's the thing.
She should have known that he wasn't Japanese when he wanted to have sex.