Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect a viral rumor claiming Drake laced condoms with Tabasco sauce as a spermicide or aphrodisiac, debating the logic behind such a claim while referencing an old Reddit thread. They pivot to legal liabilities regarding dumpster-diving for used condoms, comparing them to Krispy Kreme's locked bins, before theorizing that fame alters sexual dynamics by making stars like Drake prefer difficult partners over average women. Ultimately, the hosts dismiss relationship "hall passes" as tools for the less attractive, concluding with a promotional plug for BlueChew. [Automatically generated summary]
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Tabasco Sauce Condoms00:11:43
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Canned tobacco sauce.
Tobacco sauce.
Tabasco sauce.
What is tobacco sauce?
Chew.
Like a dip cup.
I think chew is tobacco sauce.
Tabasco sauce.
Can that kill sperm?
Is Tabasco sauce spermicide?
And do we really think Drake put it in?
I hope he did.
You got to explain the story.
Okay, so basically what's happened is there was an Instagram thought.
This is the huge allegedly.
Okay.
Instagram thought and Drake link up.
Drake puts the smash on.
Okay.
Put a condom on.
She described his penis.
Seven inches.
Thick seven inches.
And yo, Drake kind of looked thick, man.
I'm not going to lie.
He's a thicker dude.
Yeah.
He's not skinny.
Adds up.
He don't look like he got skinny.
He did thick beard.
Yeah.
Thick beard.
There's no Jason Derul.
Even his head is thick.
Doesn't he have like a wrestler head a little bit?
He has a kind of thick head.
Yeah.
Like his head kind of looks like one of them stone sculptures.
Oh, like Easter Island?
Easter Island.
Yes.
He's got a little bit of an Eastern Island head.
Yeah.
He used to look downsy in the beginning.
He had a little downsy.
Now he's grew into it.
Yeah, but he grows up.
Yeah, he did glow up.
And I think he's doing something with the eyebrows to like make it look a little bit less downs.
Because the eyebrows look like a thatch roof.
Like I remember once I saw ninjas crawling on his eyebrows and look they were sneaking in to do something, but it turns out the guy's not downs and he's putting Tabasco sauce in condoms, which is absolutely fucking brilliant.
High IQ points there.
Very downsy.
Why?
That's more Otsy.
That's like more Otsy saying maybe.
He's on a spectrum.
See, this is the thing that a lot of people are assuming.
We're assuming he put the Tabasco sauce in there to kill the sperm.
But you ever seen like a Mexican with some Cheetos and then they take some like a Latina.
Exactly.
Like he might have been throwing it in there, right?
And then that's like a delicious treat.
Yeah, exactly.
For him or for her?
Who knows?
Okay.
You know what I mean?
I can see either.
Who knows?
You don't know what these people are into.
We don't even know what this girl is.
If that girl's Latina, there's a chance that she was so drunk she thought it was a bag of Fritos that had some hot sauce in it and then she just started pouring it on her pussy like the mangoes on the street exactly.
They put hot sauce on it.
100%.
What's to say that Latinos don't want also to have hot sperm?
If Latinos like everything hot, why would they not want some hot sperm with it?
What would he just try to cook things up for her?
You know what I mean?
Some food.
100%.
I think that's where Mexicans come from.
Hot sperm.
Yeah.
He's just Tabasco with a pussy.
Yeah.
This is possible.
I'm not positive, though.
This is definitely possible.
The logic adds up.
What's that?
The logic adds up.
The logic absolutely adds up.
Now, do you guys really think that he did that?
I want to think that he did that.
So I choose to think that he did that.
Okay, you're choosing to think it.
Al absolutely thinks.
Which makes me feel like you might have a little insider information over here.
This is all allegedly.
This is all allegedly.
These two guys on the spectrum understanding each other.
He might.
He might have tried this before.
I got 15 abortions.
Maybe he does a couple cholulas.
I'm not going to save myself a whole lot of money if I get that shit.
God damn.
Yeah, but girls were emptying condoms into their pussy.
That's another level of fame.
Nah, girls do that shit.
Emptying condoms into their pussy.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've heard about this.
Just can you imagine them with like those huge fake nails trying to undo the condom?
No, you don't undo it.
You just cut a hole on top and pour it in there like you're designing a cake.
Oh, fuck, Mark.
That was pretty good.
Thanks.
It's great British bake off, but like, it really is great British bake off.
They just poke a hole in the bottom and then you can write the name or happy birthday.
Oh, my God.
Whoa, you write the name on the top of it, like a hostess, like a cookie.
That is, but that is kind of wild.
That is kind of wild that you reach a level of fame where you have to destroy your sperm, even though it's in a condom.
And of another question, I have is that ever worked?
A girl has used the sperm that was in the condom to get themselves pregnant after the fact.
I could see it working.
First episode of Ray Donovan, it's just a bag of sperm, bro.
Yeah, but it's spermicide in the condom.
Spermicides in the condom.
I wouldn't know about condoms.
I don't really sound like that.
Also, how long does sperm last for, bro?
How long does sperm last for?
Son, it's in there swimming, bro.
Say what?
It's in there swimming, dog.
It's not out in the atmosphere.
But once it leaves your dick, it's got to have a shelf life of like 10 seconds or something.
Unless you put it in the freezer and then it could last a long time.
Son, but now you're busting right into the freezer.
It's a few minutes.
And then they take that cup and they put it into a freezer.
So if you're busting to the condom, you got a little time.
Yeah.
I'm saying you got a good half hour, probably.
Wow, this could work.
This could absolutely work.
I don't think this is my theory.
I don't think it's real.
I think that Drake is a brilliant marketer and he's like, I'm going to lean into people believing this is real.
And I'm going to fan the flame a little bit.
And now we're out here talking about it because it's an absolutely phenomenal story.
And 100%, he does have to worry about who he gets pregnant.
Yes.
So according to this, if it's in like a regular room temperature room and it's not like super hot or super cold, you could put sperm in a condom and apparently it could last for up to two hours.
Can it last with hot sauce in it?
Google, can a sperm last with hot sauce?
But if it's Tabasco, so you got to do some fucking Scobill heat units.
Yeah.
But I'm saying Tabasco, probably Tabasco, because they got them small bottles you can fit in the pocket and it's got mad vinegar in it.
Vinegar probably kills shit.
It's a fucking antiseptic, I think.
So, you know what I mean?
That's probably what it was.
Now, was the girl Beyonce?
Because she has hot sauce in her bag.
Swag.
That would be crazy.
This is the blackest.
Drake has ever been.
That would be crazy.
I can't get that.
No disrespect to Jay.
No disrespect to Jay, but that would be absolutely crazy.
That would be crazy.
But you weren't ever worried about this back in the day.
What's that?
You maybe have a condom laying around.
Someone could, you know, scoop it up.
Never worried about that.
Not one.
Come on, bro.
No, I never worried about having a condom laying around.
I just would never use condoms.
Who's using condoms, bro?
You know what I mean?
I'm getting my dick sucked.
So, Drake, and this guy's on MTT.
I was on Geico.
Why is she on Geico?
Girls are trying to get out.
I was on Geicode after it mattered.
So, I mean, I know that she ain't doing nothing for me.
No, you came in late, bro.
Early Geico, these girls was snatching condoms and trying to dump it into her cooters.
For real, man.
It was a problem out there, Miles.
Go back to your drawings.
Go, Miles.
I was going to hear a Reddit thread nine years ago.
Wait, what?
It was a Reddit thread from nine years ago.
The title is: How do you ensure sperm is not stolen from a condom?
Top comment nine years ago: Tabasco sauce works.
Boom.
I also read about a case a while back where a guy hot sauced his condom because he suspected his girlfriend was taking them out of the trash, trying to get herself pregnant.
One night after sex, she comes into the room crying from pain and tries to charge him with assault.
How is that?
So that's the crazy thing about this story that we need to discuss.
She's suing him allegedly.
Yeah, I don't believe this is real.
Yeah.
But allegedly, she's suing him.
And that chick over there tried to charge her boyfriend with assault.
It's like, once I nut in that condom, first of all, isn't that still my property?
Yeah.
That's mine.
That's not shared property.
Yeah.
He threw it out.
So now it's just garbage.
It's the cities.
She went dumpster diving.
She went dumpster diving.
But then when you dumpster dive for something, if you dumpster dive and then a knife cuts you, you can sue me.
Yeah.
That's a good ass question.
You're jumping through the garbage looking for random things.
You can't do that.
Come on now.
What if it's your gun and it has your print on it and all that type of shit?
You just throw it out.
Don't do the right thing.
Isn't that why Krispy Kreme like locks up their donuts?
Why?
Or locks up their dumpsters?
Because they throw stuff away and then people eat it.
And if they get sick, they could potentially charge because it's on their property.
This is interesting here.
Now it's on their property.
Whose property was this?
Is still on Drake's property.
If you slip and fall in Drake's house, can you sue Drake?
Potentially, hotel.
Hotel's not nobody's property.
That's the Hill team.
Got to worry about that.
Yeah, it's the Marriott's property.
That's the Anatole got to worry about that.
No, everyone that walks into Drake's house signs release.
This is his hotel, though.
But this is the hotel.
This is a hotel-y.
Also, why don't you just put your condoms somewhere else?
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Also, why don't you just put your condoms somewhere else?
Like, I don't get why you gotta throw it away in the middle of the camera.
I always flush the condom down in the toilet.
Yeah, why don't you do that?
You're gonna stop up the toilet.
That's not supposed to get flushed up.
It's the best thing.
It's the Hilton, dog.
You don't give a fuck about their toilets.
So, you were doing that at home too?
I flush condoms always.
It's the city.
He doesn't live on septic.
Yeah, what's the worry?
Yeah, this is like so many apartments in my building.
Also, I ship four times a day.
It's ready to go.
Well, that's that's the difference that you gotta throw in the backyard or something doing it.
I actually knew a person who put so many condoms in the toilet.
Oh, did you, Maury?
It destroyed the park.
Really?
And then, oh, my friend puzzle me, Colla tall.
The pots are destroyed.
I want to flush out.
And they had to chop down an oak tree.
They chopped out an oak tree in the front yard because the septis ain't got to get removed.
Oh, shit.
Damn, boy.
How many condoms he was dirking all that back in the day?
Sperm is on.
Yo, you got to tie them before you flush them.
If you don't tie them before they flush them, then the shit gets fucked up.
Why would that?
Yeah, how does that make a difference?
They get filled with water, it turns into a real balloon.
Right?
That's how you clog the whole thing, bro.
It's like an artery, bro.
You got all these full balloons.
There's just water rushing through.
They're expanding and everything gets blocked up.
That's why you got to tie the knot at the top.
Not so these sluts don't pour it in our cooter.
It's really because it will blow up within the plumbing system.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
Same thing, why girls can't put the tampons in there?
Wait, why?
Why?
Because that also blows up.
Y'all never seen a tampon go in water or cranberry juice?
Yeah, it gets all unraveled.
Cranberry juice?
Yeah, cranberry juice is more like a period.
Yeah.
He's not with the commercials from choppy.
I'm like, what?
Also, they use the blue water in the commercials.
When they use red in the commercials, dudes were like, yo, get this gross shit off TV.
What the fuck is going on over there?
They're buying ocean spray, bro.
Like, we're watching football.
Dude gets concussed.
He's just bleeding out of his nose.
Totally open.
That's a gladiator.
That's a gladiator.
A fucking tampon goes into red ink.
Yeah, get that hypothetical whore off my TV.
I'm not doing that.
Come on.
Dirty slut.
Yeah, man.
There's some dirty whores out there, man.
It's uh, it's fucked up, man.
Yeah, I don't get why you can't just do something else with the condom.
I'll be honest.
Yeah.
Put it, like, have a shoebox put under your bed.
Like, we don't really believe this is real.
I don't.
But I believe it has happened, though.
Yes.
I dead ass believe it.
Really?
Yeah.
So they probably order room service.
They believe everything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They order room service.
Yeah.
The room service comes with the little condiments, and they probably bring little tasks.
They're going to bring the room service sometimes.
They do be doing.
Hot Girl Room Service00:06:00
I believe that.
100%.
Because allegedly, he probably does take his condoms away after he fucks.
How do you think he rolls it off?
You ever think about that?
Like when you're thinking about Drake?
Like, you ever think about how he rolls out how cocky is?
Like, when he finally gets it off, rolling it off.
When Nord rolls it off, I got to roll my shit off.
You could just take yours off.
Son, you pull.
My shit be staying on.
No, no, no.
No, it don't.
You could just pull a condom on your dick.
Your condom gets stuck inside.
So that means if I go soft, if I go soft, I'll leave it in the pussy and I just put the hot sauce direct.
I go a hot sauce direct in the pussy.
Fucking hoal, guys.
Hot sauce, white sauce.
Come on, dog.
When did it go off?
In the middle of a laugh.
Okay, good, good.
Then we're good.
All right.
We're back.
We're back.
Hot sauce, white sauce was a good line.
My mic didn't go out.
Yeah, I know.
It was a good line.
That was good.
Okay, but it cut off during my laugh.
So I know you want to sound like a fun.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Guys, it's okay.
It was funny.
I laughed.
Everybody, just, it was okay.
Okay, so we don't actually believe this is real, but we do believe that there's real logic to it.
Yes.
I think you believe it's real.
I believe it's not real, but it does add up.
Okay, I will say something.
And this is the genius of Drake to lean into me.
Yeah, and I loved it.
We're talking about it, but here's something interesting.
One I started to get like a little, I don't know, like when I was single and I had like a little bit level, a little level of like fame or whatever.
And then I noticed the switch where like girls were trying to sleep with me because that was something that they thought was cool.
Talk your shit.
Right?
Like for real, right?
Like instead of me going, oh my god, oh my God, that girl's so hot.
I want to sleep with her.
That's cool.
They were going, oh my God, I like what this guy does for a living, or I'm really into this guy.
He's famous.
Whatever.
There's some famous.
That would be a cool notch on my belt.
You want to be famous just to be equivalent to any hot girl.
Any hot girl.
100%.
They're rock stars.
Every hot girl's a rock star.
100%, 100%.
Once that switched, sex switched a little bit for me as well because you're starting to go, oh shit, I'm kind of getting conquered here as well.
So that's when you lay in the back.
So that's why I started laying on the back.
100%.
Yeah, just lean over.
Yeah, yeah.
But no, what I was trying to say is I meant to say lay down.
Lean over.
Okay.
Just lay down.
Ferredi and slip, right?
That might have been a Ferdinand Slip.
I was going to sleep.
Like when you're getting conquered, you lay down your sword.
I don't know why I said lean over.
It's okay, fam.
I know, it's fake, bro.
I'm gay.
Guys, I'm gay.
Put hot sauce in my butt.
What I'm trying to understand is that I started to change a little bit how I thought of sexual dynamics and how interested I was in doing something.
I wonder if it affects someone in Drake's position where now he knows every time someone is having sex with him that it would be great if they got pregnant.
Not every girl, but it would be really great if they got pregnant.
And maybe that's why you see Greg Drake with these like kind of famous or successful women who are also like, man, I can't get pregnant right now.
Like Serena Williams is like, I can't get pregnant right now.
I got these tournaments.
I got this other shit going on.
Like the person I do get pregnant with, I want to have a family with.
I don't want to just get pregnant on some size shit.
Are we talking about the same Drake?
What do you mean?
I'll see him with a lot of IG hoes that aren't famous.
And that might be the case.
And don't get me wrong.
That might be the case.
I just hear about the public ones.
Like sometimes you hear about the public ones he's with and you're like, wait a minute.
These are like successful older women sometimes.
Not just like the average super thought that you'd see with like a ball player or something like that.
Yeah, yeah.
Right.
And I'm wondering if those girls become more attractive because there's still something that is coveted about them.
Like, they don't need your ass.
They might want to sleep with you, but they don't even worry about the notch on your belt.
It is what it is.
And then you get to still be that conquistador that we all have inside of us.
Right.
Does that make sense where I'm saying?
The thoughts, it's like, I'm going to get my nut out.
I'm drunk.
It's either German as well.
I might as well fuck as opposed to not fucking.
Yeah.
But who I'm going to try to wife.
Put some time in.
Yeah, he's going to chase Rihanna.
He's going to be with Serena.
He's going to chase somebody that's still like coveted and you'd have to conquer.
Like emotionally, in like, you know what I mean, in that sense.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm making that up, but I always would hear with like him with like.
Sex got to be super weird if you're that level of famous because every girl would brag about fucking you.
Yeah.
There's girls in relationships who would brag to their significant others.
You can no longer do the thing that your biology puts you on this earth to do, which is like conquest and spread your seed.
It shouldn't be easy just to get laid.
It should be hard.
Like if you're an animal, you're fighting tooth and nail every single day to maintain your alpha.
Yeah.
You're a fucking elephant seal or whatever.
What is where are you from?
There's a no, but like, you know, those elephant seals, like you literally see them in the National Geographic shit.
They're like slamming their bodies, tussing everything like that, fighting every single day.
Just so they can have sex with the girls around.
Now you don't got to fight no more.
Yeah.
It's just there.
Like that's got to fuck you up a little bit up there.
100% for decade.
A decade is going to be.
We hear about it every album, pretty much.
That's a good point.
Nah, but so I guess I wonder if that mutates what you also are attracted to.
You know what's crazy about that level of fame that I kind of touched on earlier, but there's so many people that have a list that their significant other knows about.
And it's like, I can sleep with these famous people and you can't get mad.
Drake is on thousands of those lists.
Yeah.
The Hall Pass List00:01:01
Who agrees to that list?
Cucks?
But like, I always hear that happen, like, even in like jokes and shit.
I comics talk about this.
And I'm like, who's having that conversation?
Like, let my girl come up to me with that conversation.
Are you out your fucking mind?
After I paid for this fucking wedding, why don't you invite them?
You're talking about the hall pass?
Yeah.
What is this?
Do you have a hall pass?
No?
That you won't say public?
I just got a haul.
This is a whole hall full of motherfuckers in that shit.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
No, but for real, like, no hall pass.
What girl's comfortable enough to come up to you and be like, yo, if I got a chance with this dude, I'm doing it.
Your girl came up and said that shit to you?
It would be a fight, a physical fight.
I don't think hall passes apply.
I'll beat her ass.
Wait, what?
I don't think hall passes apply to like hot girls or famous dudes.
Oh, this is just something like ugly people do, right?
As a joke.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
Okay.
Some guy like sells assurance in Omaha.
He's like, yeah, dude.
If I have a chance to fuck Jessica Beal, I'm going to do it.