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Dec. 17, 2021 - Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh
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J.K. Rowling Fires At TRANS AGAIN - Should R@PISTS Be Able To Transition Before Jail?!

Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect J.K. Rowling's backlash over her comments on transgender male rape suspects in Scottish prisons, debating whether identity should dictate housing safety versus legal gender. They contrast her current rhetoric with the "Harry Potter" legacy that once embraced outcasts, arguing her stance alienates former fans. Amidst tangential banter regarding anatomy and public restrooms, the hosts conclude that Rowling's rigid opposition risks severing her connection to the very audience she once defined. [Automatically generated summary]

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Scottish Police Legal Loopholes 00:03:40
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Are you retarded?
Okay.
She linked an article which stated Police Scotland said that they would.
And is that part in quotes or not?
I just want to make sure you know.
Is that part in quotes or is okay?
Oh, she's a bad person.
So the Scottish police got her wrong.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
So the Scottish police.
So the Scottish police said that if there's a male rape suspect who says, who insists no, I identify as a woman, a woman, even if he hasn't legally changed his gender.
They're struggling right now.
I was right on Police Scotland.
Shifty!
Shifty, do I have coffee?
Yo, Aka dance, bitch.
So Police Scotland said they would allow a male rape suspect if he insists on identifying as a woman to do so, even if he hasn't legally changed his gender.
To be fair, if there's one country where the men could easily identify as a woman?
As a woman, keep going.
It might be my people.
It might be the Scottish people.
Very progressive.
Because they're already dressed like it.
They're dressed like it.
Number one with the kilts.
Yeah.
And also facially.
Do you think Scottish men are feminine?
No, I don't think that's what he's saying.
I think it's the other way around.
I don't think it's the other one.
I think it's the other way around.
I'm Scottish policing it right now.
You're going to Scottish police.
I think you know exactly what I'm trying to say.
These Scottish birds, man.
Some ugly ducks.
Okay.
All right.
What?
Is that wrong?
They're not Indian.
Okay.
So basically she's saying that she disagrees that you should be able to identify as a woman once you are accused of rape.
Yes.
Because then you're going to be housed in a female jail or prison where there's more women than you could potentially rape.
Yes.
Interesting.
I think if there's one group of people that were like, yeah, maybe you don't need all the rights, it's rape suspects.
I was thinking that can help you in court too.
Who?
If you're getting tried and they have to keep on referring to you as she.
I'm not saying transgender people are raping people, but I'm saying if you rape someone and got caught, you're like, oh, there's an advantage to me legally if I say I'm a woman.
Like when guys will pretend to be way older than they are.
Like remember what Harvey Weinstein did this, or I think Cosby did the same thing.
Like in court, he's like in a walker.
He's like, he's slackjawed and then they see him two days before the store and he's just like walking around totally fine.
Yeah, but that's because we feel bad for old people.
But as you get into we feel bad for trannies?
No.
But you get into court though.
You see them as women.
This woman was raped by the other woman.
And you're like...
Oh, you're like, how do you rape her?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She raped her.
Oh, wow.
And I wonder if that could reduce the sentence.
Like, should it be 25 years?
Should it be life, death penalty?
You're like, I mean, if you're a dude in prison as a rapist, oftentimes you're either raped or murdered.
Yeah, you don't have a great time.
Yes.
You don't have a great time.
You'd probably have a better time in a female prison.
So for self-preservation, it makes sense.
Yes.
And you haven't legally changed your gender, so you could just say it.
I mean, how do you legally change your gender?
Well, you go through gender, reconstructive surgery.
No, you don't have to have the surgery.
You could just say you identify.
Yeah, but you could.
I'm sure there's a legal process.
You just put it on your fucking birth certificate or whatever, like your license.
But it's like, do you really need to do that?
Are we going to make them do that?
Yeah.
Cutting Cock for Paperwork 00:03:10
If you're about that life, yeah, you got to go.
This is what you said last time.
You're like, I could never be trans because I don't want to do the paperwork.
I couldn't.
You're staying consistent.
100%.
I did feel that way.
The paperwork is crazy.
I'd rather chop my cock off of my body than actually do the paperwork.
I would.
Yeah, you got to do either or.
How about that?
Yeah, one of the two.
And you know what I would do?
100%.
Chop the cock without a doubt.
Cut the cock without a fucking just to knock out the DMV one.
If you have yelling changed in other paperwork with no cock, you still a dude, bro.
Yeah, you want to know something crazy?
My girl walked in the room and I was on the bed, butt naked after a shower, and I was just sitting like this.
And she walked in from that, and my balls were hanging out the back, but my dick was hanging out the front.
So I just looked like a bulldog.
I just had these balls that were squeezed up and hanging.
And she just walked in the room and she just went and walked out of the room.
What do you do?
That's not a good thing.
That's insane you can do that, though.
Say again?
That's insane you could do that.
That I could do that.
My shit doesn't hang like that.
What, balls?
To the hang out the back?
Son of my shit is mostly in the back.
That shit is wild.
That is hanging out the back.
Yeah.
You never had the balls hang out the back door.
You never took a shit, hit your balls on the wake down.
His balls ain't dropped yet.
Oh, yeah, you still got young balls.
Yeah, I don't know.
That shit's like peach, dog.
Nah, you gotta have them old balls.
Your boy got old balls, though.
She's got some long ass balls, Larry.
I got a long ball, Larry.
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Do they ever switch size thing?
Yeah, all the time.
You can tell.
I switch them.
No, that's a fucking thing.
That's to get switched size.
Yeah.
I had a friend had to go to the hospital.
Yeah.
Get surgery.
I can spend mine.
Mine are on some sort of gyro or something like that.
I can spin them.
You like a lazy Susan?
Yeah.
You know, like those BMX bikes, you just flip the handlebars on that.
100%.
Do you do it as like a trick?
Say again?
Do you do it as like a trick?
Sometimes they'll do it as a parlor trick in the parlor only.
Put it all.
Real tight and then just let them go.
And then let them spin right there like a top.
Bathroom Access Parlor Tricks 00:07:41
Yeah.
No, absolutely.
You ever T-VAC someone like that?
100% speed bagging.
You ever do the helicopter?
What's that?
You know, like have the girl spin on top.
But you do it with your dick.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
That's fun.
You do it with the balls?
When I'm coming only.
Do you ever hold your balls in one side every day?
I get messy.
Do you ever swing your balls around?
Like, is a sock full of soap?
You ever do that?
A sock full of soap.
Yeah, yeah.
Like a prison thing?
Yeah, yeah.
You ever just like spin it around?
I don't know.
No, I don't do that.
I don't have that.
I don't have that length.
But I do knot them up.
Sometimes you go a little knot them up.
You squeeze them like a stress ball.
Yeah, you squeeze them and just have them like poking out the top right here.
You never do that?
Squeeze them nice and hard.
That's not fair to girls' judges for that.
Yeah, these girls are hating, dude.
You know, like, you know, squeeze your pussy all up.
J.K. Rowling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, J.K. Rowling, dude.
I mean, she is a real obsession with these trannies, man.
Yeah, she doubled down.
So she tweeted out wars, peace, freedom, slavery, ignorance, and strength, penis people who raped you as a woman.
So here's the thing: penis individualism.
That's it better.
I said better, bro.
I said better.
Nah, I made a choice.
I think that the same thing that's happening with Dave Chappelle is happening with J.K. Rowling.
JK Rowling is universally loved, right?
Like, I think she crosses the political spectrum as well.
Hey, conservatives love her.
Liberals love her.
Now, that's for sure.
Well, before the politics, right?
When she was just like the writer of the most fascinating group of books that kids have ever read, maybe in history.
I mean, people, kids are obsessed with these fucking books.
Adults are obsessed with these books.
Fran billion-dollar franchise, et cetera.
Everybody loves her.
There's no one that doesn't love her.
She has this opinion that immediately irks a decent percentage of the population.
And they're vocal about it.
And I think it's hard for her to come to grips with not being loved by a specific group of people.
And the same thing with Chappelle.
It's like everyone loves Chappelle.
Who doesn't love Chappelle?
Oh, interesting.
Everyone loves Chappelle.
And now there's one tiny little group of people that doesn't love him.
And he's like, I need to reconcile this.
You guys are wrong.
You guys have fucked this up.
Trust me, I am right.
I am funny.
Everyone loves me.
I think this is just a function of being unanimously loved and supported.
Like both of them were.
There are very few people who didn't love Chappelle.
And even fewer that didn't love J.K. Rowling.
I think the difference with her and the issue that she has is that her fan base are people that are sympathetic to trans issues.
Like she literally wrote a book about acceptance and that you're a kid that's born into a family that doesn't really love you or accept you.
And that there's something about you when you were born that feels different and you're not like other people.
And like you have this internal thing that you're trying to figure out.
And then you actually take go on a journey where you find all your friends and blah, blah, blah.
That book makes you feel more.
All the people that read the book, they were like, bro, this is amazing.
This is me.
Like, I'm an outcast.
I'm not excited about my family, but I'm actually special.
I'm actually a wizard the whole time.
Yeah.
And now she's like, eh, don't be trans, though.
Yeah.
And so it's all of her fans that are like, yo, I love this book because I felt like I was different.
And now you're ostracizing people that are different.
It's how her audience feels.
Some people in her audience.
I think there's a lot of people in her audience that also maybe feel that way about trans people.
And they're like, well, she wasn't talking about trans people when she said that in the book.
Yeah.
You know, she was just talking about me.
I feel different from my brothers and sisters.
Yeah.
Everybody feels a little bit like an outcast in their family.
I remember hearing somewhere that like kids who read Harry Potter growing up are less prejudiced, though.
Which makes sense if you read that book and it has such an impact on people who read it.
Yeah.
That you're like, but then all of a sudden, it just undercuts everything that you thought you got from these books.
Yeah.
If one group of people isn't accepted to Mark's point.
Yeah.
I'm just saying, like, and I don't want to go all fucking Seth Rogan here, but like, this is probably happening in like one case in a random part of Scotland.
This is not a, what is it, an epidemic?
Yeah.
Right.
Of like rapists going around saying that they're women so they go to female jail.
Now, they shouldn't be able to do it.
I think it's ridiculous.
Don't get me wrong.
They shouldn't be able to do it.
But because she has this trans issue, she's now highlighting these really small stories that barely ever happen.
Yeah.
Where she would never have talked about this before.
It's not like she talked about trans stuff her whole life, right?
She would never talk about this before.
But because now it's becoming her war that she needs to win.
Fair.
Oh, I'm going to go and look at every single she's going to Ben Shapiro on it.
She'll find every single article that fits in her.
I'm going to talk about how many different ways of trans does she have a Google alert for.
Because she's finding all these stories.
Trans person raped that the tweet.
I was right.
Like me again.
It's also legislative.
And for some reason, that always bothers people more.
Like the potential of it happening is more of a problem than the reality of it happening.
If it happened in the past, she would have a problem with it.
But the potential that it could happen, oh, fuck.
It could happen because you don't know how many times it could happen.
It could happen all the time.
Every rapist could say, I'm a woman.
And then what?
They're tried as a woman, and then they don't get the punishment that they deserve.
Blah, blah, blah.
So in the same way, the trans bathroom thing, when it became a lot, none of us have seen a trans person in a bathroom, but people were like, dude, what?
It's going to be, people were scared.
Like, it's going to be fucking mayhem.
And my kid's going to see, my daughter's going to see dicks in the women's bathroom and blah, blah, blah.
Cause everybody wants to do whatever they want to do.
When it's legislative, your brain goes to the most problematic scenario in your mind.
So you freak the fuck out.
If there was one case of this happening, she probably still would have tweeted, but I don't think she would have felt it as much or like felt the need to tweet as much.
She might not have.
Yeah.
No one ever complains when like, say, if there's a dad with his little daughter by themselves, like that he brings her to the women's restroom to use the bathroom and no one complains about him entering the restroom.
Really?
Yeah.
That should happen.
I've seen that.
But doesn't he bring her to the men's restaurant?
No, I think he brings it to the women's, though.
No, I brings her mother's son.
He's never seen that.
Oh, man.
I'm off.
Because I would be like, why are you going to that one, fam?
Yeah.
Going ours with the boys.
Yeah.
Take her to the stall.
Nobody's looking.
Yeah.
Okay.
You just creeping around a women's restroom and using your kid as an excuse?
Yeah.
So then the mother brings the son to the women's restaurant.
You remember that as a kid?
Nah.
I remember my mom bringing me in the Irish restaurant.
Hell yeah.
I fucked every girl in a woman's restroom.
You was fucking all them girls.
You fuck so many.
I stopped fucking from three to 31.
That shit stopped.
I got too old.
My mom brought me in and then like she was in the stall and then just some girl was like, why are you in here?
I swear to God, I was like 12.
And I was like, I don't know.
My mom's in there.
12?
That never happened again.
This kid old.
This kid though was going to steal you at 12?
I guess.
I don't know.
Homeschooled man.
A male 12-year-old?
Yeah.
I think she was just like, yeah, come on, let's go.
You're with me.
I think I had a girl spurt that day also, man.
That day.
So that's homeschool shit.
And when you go to school, you start using the bathroom on your own at fucking six.
You're just going to the bathroom.
Nobody's with you.
In a public bathroom at six?
Son, that's what it is.
That's what school is, bro.
That shit ain't a private bathroom.
Yeah, school.
You go to the mall?
Yeah.
If I'm doing it at school, I'm going to go to the mall.
Who gives a fuck?
Mom ever going to follow me?
She'll follow me at school.
Six years old at the mall?
Yeah, dog.
Taking big shit.
Just pissing and shit in?
Pissing and shitting.
I don't know.
That seems six years old.
Seems crazy.
Nigga, 12 years old is crazy.
What the fuck you talking about, bro?
What are you?
It's scary.
You stop breastfeeding at nine and a half?
Yeah.
She does look like a long-haul breastfeeder.
I'm a long-haul, daughter.
That's why I said, you're a great ass hit eater.
Let's go.
That's why I'm so strong, bro.
Drank out of that milk.
Look at that forehead.
That's a long-haul breastfeeder.
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