Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - J.K. Rowling Fires At TRANS AGAIN - Should R@PISTS Be Able To Transition Before Jail?!
Aired: 2021-12-17
Duration: 14:31


=== Scottish Police Legal Loopholes (03:40) ===

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[00:00:29]  Are you retarded?
[00:00:31]  Okay.
[00:00:31]  She linked an article which stated Police Scotland said that they would.
[00:00:34]  And is that part in quotes or not?
[00:00:35]  I just want to make sure you know.
[00:00:37]  Is that part in quotes or is okay?
[00:00:39]  Oh, she's a bad person.
[00:00:40]  So the Scottish police got her wrong.
[00:00:41]  That's crazy.
[00:00:41]  Yeah.
[00:00:42]  So the Scottish police.
[00:00:43]  So the Scottish police said that if there's a male rape suspect who says, who insists no, I identify as a woman, a woman, even if he hasn't legally changed his gender.
[00:00:52]  They're struggling right now.
[00:00:53]  I was right on Police Scotland.
[00:00:55]  Shifty!
[00:00:56]  Shifty, do I have coffee?
[00:00:57]  Yo, Aka dance, bitch.
[00:01:03]  So Police Scotland said they would allow a male rape suspect if he insists on identifying as a woman to do so, even if he hasn't legally changed his gender.
[00:01:12]  To be fair, if there's one country where the men could easily identify as a woman?
[00:01:19]  As a woman, keep going.
[00:01:21]  It might be my people.
[00:01:22]  It might be the Scottish people.
[00:01:24]  Very progressive.
[00:01:24]  Because they're already dressed like it.
[00:01:26]  They're dressed like it.
[00:01:27]  Number one with the kilts.
[00:01:28]  Yeah.
[00:01:29]  And also facially.
[00:01:30]  Do you think Scottish men are feminine?
[00:01:32]  No, I don't think that's what he's saying.
[00:01:34]  I think it's the other way around.
[00:01:35]  I don't think it's the other one.
[00:01:35]  I think it's the other way around.
[00:01:37]  I'm Scottish policing it right now.
[00:01:38]  You're going to Scottish police.
[00:01:40]  I think you know exactly what I'm trying to say.
[00:01:42]  These Scottish birds, man.
[00:01:45]  Some ugly ducks.
[00:01:46]  Okay.
[00:01:47]  All right.
[00:01:50]  What?
[00:01:50]  Is that wrong?
[00:01:51]  They're not Indian.
[00:01:52]  Okay.
[00:01:53]  So basically she's saying that she disagrees that you should be able to identify as a woman once you are accused of rape.
[00:02:01]  Yes.
[00:02:02]  Because then you're going to be housed in a female jail or prison where there's more women than you could potentially rape.
[00:02:07]  Yes.
[00:02:08]  Interesting.
[00:02:09]  I think if there's one group of people that were like, yeah, maybe you don't need all the rights, it's rape suspects.
[00:02:14]  I was thinking that can help you in court too.
[00:02:16]  Who?
[00:02:16]  If you're getting tried and they have to keep on referring to you as she.
[00:02:20]  I'm not saying transgender people are raping people, but I'm saying if you rape someone and got caught, you're like, oh, there's an advantage to me legally if I say I'm a woman.
[00:02:28]  Like when guys will pretend to be way older than they are.
[00:02:31]  Like remember what Harvey Weinstein did this, or I think Cosby did the same thing.
[00:02:34]  Like in court, he's like in a walker.
[00:02:36]  He's like, he's slackjawed and then they see him two days before the store and he's just like walking around totally fine.
[00:02:43]  Yeah, but that's because we feel bad for old people.
[00:02:46]  But as you get into we feel bad for trannies?
[00:02:48]  No.
[00:02:49]  But you get into court though.
[00:02:50]  You see them as women.
[00:02:51]  This woman was raped by the other woman.
[00:02:53]  And you're like...
[00:02:54]  Oh, you're like, how do you rape her?
[00:02:56]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:02:58]  She raped her.
[00:02:59]  Oh, wow.
[00:03:00]  And I wonder if that could reduce the sentence.
[00:03:01]  Like, should it be 25 years?
[00:03:02]  Should it be life, death penalty?
[00:03:03]  You're like, I mean, if you're a dude in prison as a rapist, oftentimes you're either raped or murdered.
[00:03:10]  Yeah, you don't have a great time.
[00:03:11]  Yes.
[00:03:11]  You don't have a great time.
[00:03:12]  You'd probably have a better time in a female prison.
[00:03:15]  So for self-preservation, it makes sense.
[00:03:17]  Yes.
[00:03:18]  And you haven't legally changed your gender, so you could just say it.
[00:03:22]  I mean, how do you legally change your gender?
[00:03:25]  Well, you go through gender, reconstructive surgery.
[00:03:28]  No, you don't have to have the surgery.
[00:03:29]  You could just say you identify.
[00:03:30]  Yeah, but you could.
[00:03:31]  I'm sure there's a legal process.
[00:03:32]  You just put it on your fucking birth certificate or whatever, like your license.
[00:03:35]  But it's like, do you really need to do that?
[00:03:37]  Are we going to make them do that?
[00:03:38]  Yeah.

=== Cutting Cock for Paperwork (03:10) ===

[00:03:40]  If you're about that life, yeah, you got to go.
[00:03:42]  This is what you said last time.
[00:03:42]  You're like, I could never be trans because I don't want to do the paperwork.
[00:03:45]  I couldn't.
[00:03:47]  You're staying consistent.
[00:03:48]  100%.
[00:03:49]  I did feel that way.
[00:03:50]  The paperwork is crazy.
[00:03:52]  I'd rather chop my cock off of my body than actually do the paperwork.
[00:03:58]  I would.
[00:03:59]  Yeah, you got to do either or.
[00:04:00]  How about that?
[00:04:00]  Yeah, one of the two.
[00:04:01]  And you know what I would do?
[00:04:02]  100%.
[00:04:04]  Chop the cock without a doubt.
[00:04:06]  Cut the cock without a fucking just to knock out the DMV one.
[00:04:09]  If you have yelling changed in other paperwork with no cock, you still a dude, bro.
[00:04:12]  Yeah, you want to know something crazy?
[00:04:14]  My girl walked in the room and I was on the bed, butt naked after a shower, and I was just sitting like this.
[00:04:20]  And she walked in from that, and my balls were hanging out the back, but my dick was hanging out the front.
[00:04:25]  So I just looked like a bulldog.
[00:04:27]  I just had these balls that were squeezed up and hanging.
[00:04:29]  And she just walked in the room and she just went and walked out of the room.
[00:04:36]  What do you do?
[00:04:36]  That's not a good thing.
[00:04:37]  That's insane you can do that, though.
[00:04:38]  Say again?
[00:04:38]  That's insane you could do that.
[00:04:39]  That I could do that.
[00:04:40]  My shit doesn't hang like that.
[00:04:41]  What, balls?
[00:04:42]  To the hang out the back?
[00:04:44]  Son of my shit is mostly in the back.
[00:04:46]  That shit is wild.
[00:04:47]  That is hanging out the back.
[00:04:49]  Yeah.
[00:04:50]  You never had the balls hang out the back door.
[00:04:51]  You never took a shit, hit your balls on the wake down.
[00:04:54]  His balls ain't dropped yet.
[00:04:56]  Oh, yeah, you still got young balls.
[00:04:57]  Yeah, I don't know.
[00:04:58]  That shit's like peach, dog.
[00:04:59]  Nah, you gotta have them old balls.
[00:05:01]  Your boy got old balls, though.
[00:05:02]  She's got some long ass balls, Larry.
[00:05:04]  I got a long ball, Larry.
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[00:06:18]  Do they ever switch size thing?
[00:06:20]  Yeah, all the time.
[00:06:20]  You can tell.
[00:06:21]  I switch them.
[00:06:23]  No, that's a fucking thing.
[00:06:24]  That's to get switched size.
[00:06:26]  Yeah.
[00:06:26]  I had a friend had to go to the hospital.
[00:06:28]  Yeah.
[00:06:28]  Get surgery.
[00:06:29]  I can spend mine.
[00:06:31]  Mine are on some sort of gyro or something like that.
[00:06:33]  I can spin them.
[00:06:34]  You like a lazy Susan?
[00:06:35]  Yeah.
[00:06:36]  You know, like those BMX bikes, you just flip the handlebars on that.
[00:06:40]  100%.
[00:06:40]  Do you do it as like a trick?
[00:06:41]  Say again?
[00:06:42]  Do you do it as like a trick?
[00:06:43]  Sometimes they'll do it as a parlor trick in the parlor only.
[00:06:45]  Put it all.
[00:06:47]  Real tight and then just let them go.
[00:06:48]  And then let them spin right there like a top.

=== Bathroom Access Parlor Tricks (07:41) ===

[00:06:50]  Yeah.
[00:06:50]  No, absolutely.
[00:06:50]  You ever T-VAC someone like that?
[00:06:53]  100% speed bagging.
[00:06:56]  You ever do the helicopter?
[00:06:58]  What's that?
[00:06:58]  You know, like have the girl spin on top.
[00:07:00]  But you do it with your dick.
[00:07:01]  Oh, yes.
[00:07:01]  Yeah.
[00:07:02]  That's fun.
[00:07:03]  You do it with the balls?
[00:07:04]  When I'm coming only.
[00:07:06]  Do you ever hold your balls in one side every day?
[00:07:08]  I get messy.
[00:07:09]  Do you ever swing your balls around?
[00:07:11]  Like, is a sock full of soap?
[00:07:12]  You ever do that?
[00:07:13]  A sock full of soap.
[00:07:14]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:07:15]  Like a prison thing?
[00:07:16]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:07:16]  You ever just like spin it around?
[00:07:19]  I don't know.
[00:07:19]  No, I don't do that.
[00:07:20]  I don't have that.
[00:07:21]  I don't have that length.
[00:07:23]  But I do knot them up.
[00:07:24]  Sometimes you go a little knot them up.
[00:07:25]  You squeeze them like a stress ball.
[00:07:26]  Yeah, you squeeze them and just have them like poking out the top right here.
[00:07:30]  You never do that?
[00:07:31]  Squeeze them nice and hard.
[00:07:32]  That's not fair to girls' judges for that.
[00:07:34]  Yeah, these girls are hating, dude.
[00:07:36]  You know, like, you know, squeeze your pussy all up.
[00:07:40]  J.K. Rowling.
[00:07:41]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:07:42]  So, J.K. Rowling, dude.
[00:07:44]  I mean, she is a real obsession with these trannies, man.
[00:07:46]  Yeah, she doubled down.
[00:07:47]  So she tweeted out wars, peace, freedom, slavery, ignorance, and strength, penis people who raped you as a woman.
[00:07:52]  So here's the thing: penis individualism.
[00:07:57]  That's it better.
[00:07:59]  I said better, bro.
[00:08:01]  I said better.
[00:08:03]  Nah, I made a choice.
[00:08:06]  I think that the same thing that's happening with Dave Chappelle is happening with J.K. Rowling.
[00:08:11]  JK Rowling is universally loved, right?
[00:08:14]  Like, I think she crosses the political spectrum as well.
[00:08:18]  Hey, conservatives love her.
[00:08:19]  Liberals love her.
[00:08:20]  Now, that's for sure.
[00:08:21]  Well, before the politics, right?
[00:08:22]  When she was just like the writer of the most fascinating group of books that kids have ever read, maybe in history.
[00:08:28]  I mean, people, kids are obsessed with these fucking books.
[00:08:30]  Adults are obsessed with these books.
[00:08:31]  Fran billion-dollar franchise, et cetera.
[00:08:34]  Everybody loves her.
[00:08:35]  There's no one that doesn't love her.
[00:08:36]  She has this opinion that immediately irks a decent percentage of the population.
[00:08:44]  And they're vocal about it.
[00:08:46]  And I think it's hard for her to come to grips with not being loved by a specific group of people.
[00:08:50]  And the same thing with Chappelle.
[00:08:51]  It's like everyone loves Chappelle.
[00:08:52]  Who doesn't love Chappelle?
[00:08:53]  Oh, interesting.
[00:08:53]  Everyone loves Chappelle.
[00:08:54]  And now there's one tiny little group of people that doesn't love him.
[00:08:58]  And he's like, I need to reconcile this.
[00:09:01]  You guys are wrong.
[00:09:03]  You guys have fucked this up.
[00:09:05]  Trust me, I am right.
[00:09:06]  I am funny.
[00:09:07]  Everyone loves me.
[00:09:08]  I think this is just a function of being unanimously loved and supported.
[00:09:12]  Like both of them were.
[00:09:13]  There are very few people who didn't love Chappelle.
[00:09:16]  And even fewer that didn't love J.K. Rowling.
[00:09:19]  I think the difference with her and the issue that she has is that her fan base are people that are sympathetic to trans issues.
[00:09:26]  Like she literally wrote a book about acceptance and that you're a kid that's born into a family that doesn't really love you or accept you.
[00:09:31]  And that there's something about you when you were born that feels different and you're not like other people.
[00:09:35]  And like you have this internal thing that you're trying to figure out.
[00:09:37]  And then you actually take go on a journey where you find all your friends and blah, blah, blah.
[00:09:41]  That book makes you feel more.
[00:09:42]  All the people that read the book, they were like, bro, this is amazing.
[00:09:44]  This is me.
[00:09:44]  Like, I'm an outcast.
[00:09:45]  I'm not excited about my family, but I'm actually special.
[00:09:47]  I'm actually a wizard the whole time.
[00:09:48]  Yeah.
[00:09:48]  And now she's like, eh, don't be trans, though.
[00:09:51]  Yeah.
[00:09:52]  And so it's all of her fans that are like, yo, I love this book because I felt like I was different.
[00:09:56]  And now you're ostracizing people that are different.
[00:09:58]  It's how her audience feels.
[00:09:59]  Some people in her audience.
[00:10:01]  I think there's a lot of people in her audience that also maybe feel that way about trans people.
[00:10:04]  And they're like, well, she wasn't talking about trans people when she said that in the book.
[00:10:07]  Yeah.
[00:10:08]  You know, she was just talking about me.
[00:10:09]  I feel different from my brothers and sisters.
[00:10:10]  Yeah.
[00:10:10]  Everybody feels a little bit like an outcast in their family.
[00:10:13]  I remember hearing somewhere that like kids who read Harry Potter growing up are less prejudiced, though.
[00:10:17]  Which makes sense if you read that book and it has such an impact on people who read it.
[00:10:21]  Yeah.
[00:10:21]  That you're like, but then all of a sudden, it just undercuts everything that you thought you got from these books.
[00:10:27]  Yeah.
[00:10:27]  If one group of people isn't accepted to Mark's point.
[00:10:30]  Yeah.
[00:10:30]  I'm just saying, like, and I don't want to go all fucking Seth Rogan here, but like, this is probably happening in like one case in a random part of Scotland.
[00:10:39]  This is not a, what is it, an epidemic?
[00:10:42]  Yeah.
[00:10:43]  Right.
[00:10:43]  Of like rapists going around saying that they're women so they go to female jail.
[00:10:46]  Now, they shouldn't be able to do it.
[00:10:48]  I think it's ridiculous.
[00:10:49]  Don't get me wrong.
[00:10:50]  They shouldn't be able to do it.
[00:10:51]  But because she has this trans issue, she's now highlighting these really small stories that barely ever happen.
[00:10:58]  Yeah.
[00:10:58]  Where she would never have talked about this before.
[00:11:01]  It's not like she talked about trans stuff her whole life, right?
[00:11:04]  She would never talk about this before.
[00:11:05]  But because now it's becoming her war that she needs to win.
[00:11:09]  Fair.
[00:11:10]  Oh, I'm going to go and look at every single she's going to Ben Shapiro on it.
[00:11:13]  She'll find every single article that fits in her.
[00:11:15]  I'm going to talk about how many different ways of trans does she have a Google alert for.
[00:11:22]  Because she's finding all these stories.
[00:11:25]  Trans person raped that the tweet.
[00:11:27]  I was right.
[00:11:28]  Like me again.
[00:11:29]  It's also legislative.
[00:11:30]  And for some reason, that always bothers people more.
[00:11:32]  Like the potential of it happening is more of a problem than the reality of it happening.
[00:11:37]  If it happened in the past, she would have a problem with it.
[00:11:39]  But the potential that it could happen, oh, fuck.
[00:11:42]  It could happen because you don't know how many times it could happen.
[00:11:44]  It could happen all the time.
[00:11:45]  Every rapist could say, I'm a woman.
[00:11:47]  And then what?
[00:11:48]  They're tried as a woman, and then they don't get the punishment that they deserve.
[00:11:50]  Blah, blah, blah.
[00:11:51]  So in the same way, the trans bathroom thing, when it became a lot, none of us have seen a trans person in a bathroom, but people were like, dude, what?
[00:11:58]  It's going to be, people were scared.
[00:12:00]  Like, it's going to be fucking mayhem.
[00:12:01]  And my kid's going to see, my daughter's going to see dicks in the women's bathroom and blah, blah, blah.
[00:12:05]  Cause everybody wants to do whatever they want to do.
[00:12:07]  When it's legislative, your brain goes to the most problematic scenario in your mind.
[00:12:13]  So you freak the fuck out.
[00:12:15]  If there was one case of this happening, she probably still would have tweeted, but I don't think she would have felt it as much or like felt the need to tweet as much.
[00:12:22]  She might not have.
[00:12:23]  Yeah.
[00:12:23]  No one ever complains when like, say, if there's a dad with his little daughter by themselves, like that he brings her to the women's restroom to use the bathroom and no one complains about him entering the restroom.
[00:12:34]  Really?
[00:12:35]  Yeah.
[00:12:36]  That should happen.
[00:12:36]  I've seen that.
[00:12:37]  But doesn't he bring her to the men's restaurant?
[00:12:39]  No, I think he brings it to the women's, though.
[00:12:40]  No, I brings her mother's son.
[00:12:41]  He's never seen that.
[00:12:42]  Oh, man.
[00:12:42]  I'm off.
[00:12:44]  Because I would be like, why are you going to that one, fam?
[00:12:46]  Yeah.
[00:12:47]  Going ours with the boys.
[00:12:49]  Yeah.
[00:12:50]  Take her to the stall.
[00:12:51]  Nobody's looking.
[00:12:51]  Yeah.
[00:12:52]  Okay.
[00:12:52]  You just creeping around a women's restroom and using your kid as an excuse?
[00:12:56]  Yeah.
[00:12:57]  So then the mother brings the son to the women's restaurant.
[00:13:01]  You remember that as a kid?
[00:13:02]  Nah.
[00:13:03]  I remember my mom bringing me in the Irish restaurant.
[00:13:05]  Hell yeah.
[00:13:06]  I fucked every girl in a woman's restroom.
[00:13:08]  You was fucking all them girls.
[00:13:10]  You fuck so many.
[00:13:11]  I stopped fucking from three to 31.
[00:13:15]  That shit stopped.
[00:13:16]  I got too old.
[00:13:17]  My mom brought me in and then like she was in the stall and then just some girl was like, why are you in here?
[00:13:22]  I swear to God, I was like 12.
[00:13:23]  And I was like, I don't know.
[00:13:25]  My mom's in there.
[00:13:27]  12?
[00:13:28]  That never happened again.
[00:13:30]  This kid old.
[00:13:31]  This kid though was going to steal you at 12?
[00:13:33]  I guess.
[00:13:33]  I don't know.
[00:13:34]  Homeschooled man.
[00:13:34]  A male 12-year-old?
[00:13:36]  Yeah.
[00:13:36]  I think she was just like, yeah, come on, let's go.
[00:13:37]  You're with me.
[00:13:38]  I think I had a girl spurt that day also, man.
[00:13:41]  That day.
[00:13:42]  So that's homeschool shit.
[00:13:43]  And when you go to school, you start using the bathroom on your own at fucking six.
[00:13:46]  You're just going to the bathroom.
[00:13:48]  Nobody's with you.
[00:13:49]  In a public bathroom at six?
[00:13:50]  Son, that's what it is.
[00:13:51]  That's what school is, bro.
[00:13:52]  That shit ain't a private bathroom.
[00:13:54]  Yeah, school.
[00:13:54]  You go to the mall?
[00:13:56]  Yeah.
[00:13:56]  If I'm doing it at school, I'm going to go to the mall.
[00:13:58]  Who gives a fuck?
[00:13:59]  Mom ever going to follow me?
[00:14:00]  She'll follow me at school.
[00:14:00]  Six years old at the mall?
[00:14:01]  Yeah, dog.
[00:14:02]  Taking big shit.
[00:14:03]  Just pissing and shit in?
[00:14:04]  Pissing and shitting.
[00:14:05]  I don't know.
[00:14:05]  That seems six years old.
[00:14:06]  Seems crazy.
[00:14:07]  Nigga, 12 years old is crazy.
[00:14:09]  What the fuck you talking about, bro?
[00:14:11]  What are you?
[00:14:11]  It's scary.
[00:14:14]  You stop breastfeeding at nine and a half?
[00:14:16]  Yeah.
[00:14:16]  She does look like a long-haul breastfeeder.
[00:14:19]  I'm a long-haul, daughter.
[00:14:22]  That's why I said, you're a great ass hit eater.
[00:14:24]  Let's go.
[00:14:24]  That's why I'm so strong, bro.
[00:14:26]  Drank out of that milk.
[00:14:27]  Look at that forehead.
[00:14:28]  That's a long-haul breastfeeder.
[00:14:30]  Homevault Breastfeeder is