Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh react to Derek Chauvin's guilty verdict on all three counts, contrasting the relief with fears of systemic bias. They mock a Louisville candlelight vigil by suggesting tiki torches, compare the legal drama to Casey Anthony, and critique the Las Vegas Raiders for commodifying "I can breathe" in April 2021. The hosts heavily attack Nancy Pelosi's "sacrifice" comment regarding George Floyd, citing her 34-year tenure and age, while tangentially joking about Tyler Perry and gangster rap before promoting Bluechew. Ultimately, the clip highlights the chaotic intersection of legal justice, corporate activism, and political hypocrisy in modern discourse. [Automatically generated summary]
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What's up, everybody?
We're restarting because this Derek Chauvin stuff is really sad for some of us.
There will be a candlelight vigil in Louisville, Kentucky.
Bring your tiki torches.
Bring your tiki torches.
Tiki Torch Vigil.
There's a Tiki Torch Vigil in Louisville, Kentucky.
It's very sad for some people.
Yo, people were pissed, bro.
I posted, yeah.
Oh, because you posted Justice Was Serve, and then Mark got on a bunch of burner accounts and started saying that.
Look into it.
You can't do your murders.
No, dude.
I got my group chat, dog.
Oh, dude.
So, Q boys.
The Q Dogs?
Q and I got to show up.
Q and I got to show up to like an Omega party and then we're the real cues.
We're going to try to overthrow the Capitol like that the whole time.
Tiki Torch Vigil Chaos00:06:31
Okay, so Derek Chauvin, guilty, all three counts.
We were here.
We saw it go down.
Yeah.
Very emotional.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, it was.
It was very emotional.
Yeah.
For you?
Yeah, actually.
I feel like relief.
No way.
Because I thought he was going to be innocent on all counts.
Really?
I did.
And even though logic was like, no, he can't get away with this.
It's on camera.
I was like, yeah, but it's cops and cops get away with it.
Even honestly, regardless of race, especially with black people, cops get away with it.
So I was like, it's going to be, I think he's going to be innocent.
I think this shit is going to be like last summer, just tension and riots and all that shit.
So I just felt, for me, personally, relief.
I was like, okay, guilty.
Justice was served in my mind.
Now, like, I think there will be less unrest.
Okay.
I also felt relief.
I felt this weird relief where it's just like, oh, God.
In the same way that Muslims probably feel relief when there's a terror attack and it's not a Muslim.
Yeah.
That's how I felt when they're like all three.
That's a good way to.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like all three.
What was it?
Murder two?
Murder three.
And involuntary manslaughter, I think.
Involuntary manslaughter.
But once you have two, doesn't that count at all?
Yeah.
Pretty right.
Okay.
They tried all three just in case they didn't get two.
Now you could get murder three or involuntary manslaughter.
Oh, you shouldn't be able to do that.
That's cheating.
What was it, fam?
Yeah, it's like what?
Multiple choice?
Circle all of them.
Yeah.
You can't multiple choice.
You can't multiple choice and choose A, B, C. All of the above.
Whoa.
All the above.
That's not just a D. Anything to get the D. He's going to get a lot of D. You're going to get a lot of D. Wait a minute.
Is that allowed in the justice system?
What did he do, prosecutor?
Yeah, he intentionally and accidentally killed someone, bro.
Huh?
How do you even make that case?
No, I don't.
I think they're different.
Involuntary is different than second degree murder.
All I know is that first degree is you planned it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think two is like you're aware of it, but you don't do anything to stop it or some shit like that.
I don't know.
Anyway, that's the idea.
But they're not like mutually exclusive.
But some states, they don't let you do all three.
Fair enough.
Okay.
That's why like when Casey Anthony got was put on trial, they were like, yeah, murder one.
That's it.
That's it.
You get one.
Choose one.
What do you think it is?
And then we'll go.
It wasn't premeditated, so she got off.
But if they went like murder two or whatever, then she would, you should always go murder two.
But then you don't get as harsh of a sentencing.
If you think they really did it and planned it, that's it.
That's the thing.
Keep it safe.
Murder too, Doug.
I would always go murder too.
I kind of jaywalking, no matter what.
Did you park there?
When you were murdering your daughter in the forest, did you park there?
You did, didn't you?
Okay, we got her.
We got her.
She's been served.
25 bucks.
$25 out of her fucking purse.
You get my algapone.
Everybody's taxing it.
Little baby bottle falls out.
I'm not going to need that.
Got to make the charges stick, bro.
Justice.
Al.
Yeah.
Anything else you want to talk about today?
Or no.
What did you, what do you think?
What do you feel?
I mean, you saw me.
I was here yesterday.
I didn't really feel anything.
Yeah.
Like, I expected that verdict.
Yeah.
I would have been shocked if it wasn't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So there was no party that was like, we're going to get fucked over again.
A little bit, I felt, but this one, it was like so much evidence.
And the fact once the police force wasn't with him, then I was like, oh, okay, they're letting him.
See, I wasn't following the trial.
So the police force was like, nah.
Oh, no, that's right.
Charlamon hit me.
He was like, some of them were testifying against.
The police chief was like, once I saw it out, adios.
And the fact that the verge was deliberated for like a year.
Don't, don't, don't do this.
Don't do this.
Don't do this, Mark.
Don't do this, Mark.
Like you thought that.
Okay, I don't think anybody.
We were arguing about this yesterday.
Both of us were supposed to be.
He said the verdict.
No, no, no.
We're all in the middle of the day.
He said the verdict.
He said, he was like, I was like, how long did it take to come to the verdict?
He was like, $4.
Four hours.
I was like, oh, he's guilty on all of them.
And then Mark was like, I don't know.
That's not sure.
It was eight hours for this other case.
What was the other case?
Casey Andy, eight hours.
And then what happened in that other case?
Not guilty.
Not guilty.
Four hours.
If it's under four hours, it's always guilty, dude.
It was four and a half, I think, to be honest with you.
But that's why it got a little risky.
But the last 30 minutes, I was starting to second guess myself a little bit.
Yeah.
I was starting to second guess myself a little bit.
Point is guilty all the way through.
Justice served.
America's not racist anymore.
God, racism solved.
Racism is done.
Yeah, we fixed it.
Can we admit that?
Yeah.
Can we get a thank you, Al, for once?
Yeah.
Can you be grateful to us?
Why is that?
It's like we created the greatest white justice system ever, and now black people get to be part of it.
Yeah.
And there seems to be no gratitude.
Right?
Sometimes the justice system gets it right.
Like OJ, for example.
They gave you justice just a little bit late.
Now you know how frustrating it is when people are late.
Yeah, exactly.
That's a key point.
Yeah.
Take that.
Punctuality is important.
I was late on that joke.
Yeah, I know.
I was trying to follow it, and that shit was too funny for my brain.
But I knew it was racist.
I was with me.
I was like, yeah.
Hold on one second.
In that silence, I was like, what the fuck?
Y'all leave me hanging on this.
That was a good ass joke, but I was calculating a million different things, right?
Okay, so, so, but it is important that we discuss these things.
Now that black people get to take part in the justice system, right?
Can we have a little bit of like a, yo, you know, a little bit?
There's not a little bit.
Well, you actually had a good proposition yesterday.
What was it?
Reparations for whites.
Yes.
We need to be repaired.
Send us some rude, maybe.
We need to be repaired.
We want reparations.
We want to be reparated.
Yeah.
I would like to be reparated.
Also, you said that potentially we could loot some stores.
I also think that that should be fair.
We should be able to loot a red lobster.
We should be able to go to red lobsters.
That's fine.
We should be able to loot it.
We should be able to loot the better bed biscuits or whatever.
Better bay biscuits.
I was even more better bay biscuits.
The cheddar bay biscuits.
We should be able to do that.
I feel like we should be able to do that.
I think you should.
We don't own them.
Just eat that.
That's not true.
Reparations for Whites Debate00:06:57
That is very true.
The owner of Red Lobsters is a black man.
Tyler Perry.
Tyler Perry owns all the Red Lobsters, Al.
And I can't believe that you didn't know that.
Oh, wow.
I know.
That was lit.
You know how black a restaurant Red Lobsters is?
It's called Red Lobsters.
Red Lobsters.
It's called Red Lobster.
But we all call it Red Lobsters.
Of course.
Because that's how black people pronounce it.
And we're like, well, that must be the right way to say it.
I'm just saying, there's something to my point.
Is there?
Nope.
Damn, Al, you ain't trying to have no fun.
It's a celebratory thing.
Oh, I'm having fun.
We're having fun.
Damn celebration.
Justice was served.
Finally.
I overcompensated yesterday watching it.
I really felt the need to overcompensate while we were watching.
What'd you do?
Because when the verdict came out, I felt the same way.
As all guys were like, oh, he's going to get off on all the shit.
Or like, they're not going to get him on second degree.
So they go second degree grilled.
And I was like, wow, that's crazy.
And I looked over at Al and he kind of looked at me like, the fuck?
And then after all the guilties came in, I was like, good, yeah.
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Let's shift to everybody's response to it.
Meaning the Las Vegas Raiders put out a magnificent tweet.
Yes.
And Nancy Pelosi really showed us what a hero she is.
Yeah.
I mean, I think both of these guys really knocked it out of the park with their responses.
And I think that's, if you want to find the fun in something that's not fun, we can find the fun in that tweet and Nancy Pelosi.
Okay, so break down the Raiders one.
So the Raiders, the Las Vegas Raiders, every team has a fucking Twitter account and they're all, I don't know, they're all like trying to have the tweet about everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then after that.
What assholes?
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you want to have the hot take about whatever story.
Let me tell you something, guys.
I can backfire on you.
Let me tell you.
So what the Las Vegas Raiders tweeted was with like a quote, I can breathe.
And then the date, yesterday's date, 4, 2021.
And then everybody's like, what the fuck are you doing?
I'm not going to lie.
Kind of fire.
So here's what I'm saying.
It's kind of fire.
Like, if Tamika Mallory tweeted that, we're like, yo, flamethrower.
If Sean King tweeted that, maybe not as much, but like there are certain people that could get away with that tweet.
The fact that it comes from a corporation that maybe does not have the best relationship between black people and ownership, right?
The fact that like this is NFL sponsored in a weird way, I think you get pushback because it looks like you're commodifying activism.
Yeah, and here's what I also didn't know.
This is based on Eric Garner's brother saying something to the degree of, now we finally feel like we can breathe after this verdict.
So they weren't, I thought they were just trying to flip like, hey, it's all over.
I can breathe.
Eric Garner, that's all in the past now.
And I was like, y'all are whiling.
Oh, that's what I thought it was.
And I still think it hits.
Oh, it's a response to a specific tweet from George Floyd's brother saying, now we feel like we can breathe.
So that's why they didn't take it down, even though they got pushback.
What they weren't aware of is apparently after Eric Garner died, a lot of like police unions or something like that were wearing shirts that said I can breathe in response to I can't breathe.
Oh, so the owner was like, I had no idea about that.
I did not know.
Probably should have done more research.
I'm not taking on the tweet, which I think is dope, honestly.
Yeah, you're just like, the tweet is the tweet, and that stands.
Maybe I should have looked into it more, but it wasn't done with malicious intentions.
Yeah.
He basically saying, Judge me about my intentions.
And I didn't think it was that bad outside of the cop thing, which most of us didn't know.
It's fire.
I think if it doesn't come from an NFL team, it's kind of fire.
If it comes from an activist, boom, we let.
Now, I don't know if an activist would do that because they'd probably take the position, which is, hey, we have so much more work to do.
We can't breathe right now.
Like, this is a blip, you know, in the scope of the things that we have to accomplish for race relations in America.
Yeah.
But it's kind of.
They would say they'd say some contextual shit, like for one second.
Yeah.
Also, we know that it's completely false.
Like, you were breathing fine before.
You're a billion-dollar corporation, right?
You decided to go to Las Vegas to make even more money.
They probably sold all the merch and shit.
They're probably making tons of money off.
You're Al Davis's son.
You're fine.
To be fair to Al Davis, though, he was one of the guys and one of the owners that was like, I don't care what race you are.
If you can play, we're going to draft you.
Like, he was a pretty progressive guy.
Hey, hey.
What a progressive motherfucker.
Back then, that was progressive.
Blackhead coach back then, that was progressive.
Back then, when they were like, I mean, they can run fast.
They can't coach my team.
He was like, nah, I'll have a black coach.
Yo, what do you think our kids are going to think about gangster rap music that would talk about like selling weed when they grow up and weed is legal?
Oh, actually, it's going to be like all drugs are going to be legal by the time our kids are old enough to listen to music and they're going to listen back to our shit.
And they, yo, these were the baddest motherfuckers.
They was selling drugs and all that shit.
I'm like, oh, the shit you could just buy at Walmart.
Like, you could just go to Walmart.
Is it going to be like dirty dancing for us?
Where it's like, y'all aren't allowed to dance?
Fucking fucking pussies couldn't dance.
Yo, is it that?
It might be, bruh.
Dirty smoking or whatever they're going to call it.
They're going to be like, that's your big dirty selling, huh?
Dirty soda and the styrofoam.
Ooh, did you take the rope adjusted?
And you mixed with some Sprite Future?
We're all on heroin.
We're all doing heroin.
We don't care.
Every single kid has meth to go to school.
You go to school.
Did you take your meth?
Did you take your meth yet, Timmy?
Great.
So you can concentrate in school?
Awesome.
And then to go to sleep at night, there's going to be some form of like synthetic heroin.
Xanax.
Yeah.
They're all doing Xanax.
Everyone's doing it.
Wow.
These were your badasses?
Yeah.
Dude.
Medicine?
We're doing drugs.
Oh, you listened to pharmacists rap?
Those were the bad guys when you were growing up?
Whoa.
Wow.
Anywho.
Yeah.
So what about Pelosi?
Pelosi said some crazy shit.
San Francisco Recall Vote00:06:57
Pelosi said something like, hey, if we can pull up the full quote, the full quote is where I thought it was bad.
She's such a bozo, but sometimes I think she does this shit on purpose.
She's just trying to control the media cycle.
Yeah, but like, I don't think she wants to control the media cycle like that.
She basically said that like he died for justice or gave his life.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
Yeah, yeah.
And then I didn't think that was as bad.
But when you read the full quote, it's just like, yo, you're just so slimy.
Thank you, George Floyd.
Yeah.
For sacrifice, for sacrificing your life for justice.
Scroll down, Al.
Yeah.
I have the whole tweet here.
For being there to call out to your mom.
How heartbreaking was that?
Call out for your mom.
I can't breathe.
Anything else in that quote?
No, that was it.
But it's like he didn't sacrifice his life.
Yeah.
He was murdered.
He was murdered.
He did.
He wasn't presented a choice and was like, yeah, no, I'll do it.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, I volunteer his tribute.
It wasn't.
Is that the sign from Hunger Game?
I don't know.
I'm just such a dork.
I naturally did Star Wars, I guess, but Star Trek or whatever.
But he wasn't like, yeah, I'm the guy.
Let's do it.
And also, just the how heartbreaking was that?
Like a fucking comic trying to get a reaction out of the room?
Yeah, give it a go.
Yeah, calling out for his mom.
How heartbreaking was that, huh, guys?
Huh?
Come on, are you?
Give it up for the landscape.
Keep it going for heartbreaks.
She stinks, man.
I fucking hate her, dude.
She's so unlikable.
Who vote?
This is how you know these fucking retards in San Francisco don't know what the hell's going on.
Yeah.
How many terms has she represented the United States?
I think 700.
I mean, this bitch is fucking ancient, right?
Yeah.
Same district, San Francisco, over again, over again, over again.
No change whatsoever.
San Francisco sucks.
Have you been to San Francisco for an extended period of time?
No, yeah, I don't like it.
Don't like it.
Homeless people everywhere.
It's not a great city.
It's Portland with hills and more rich people.
Oh my God.
Portland hails more rich people.
And the rich people are moving Austin.
34 years.
34 years.
Same position.
Colonized the Indians, bro.
You probably colonized the Native Americans.
She was there.
She's over here being like, wow, it's so sad what happened.
You did it.
Yeah.
She was there when that last Buffalo cried out for his mom.
Yo, it is just crazy.
Like the career politician, 34 years, same district.
Yeah.
Just getting worse and worse.
81 years old.
She's 81 years old.
You look pretty good for 81, to be honest with you.
What is that?
Like her district?
Yeah, dude.
It was also worse.
Dude, yes.
Silicon's like popping off all the San Francisco.
Silicon moving, bro.
Coming to Austin.
She's nowhere near Silicon.
That's Palo Alto.
Like, what's the difference between her?
Silicon Valley, I thought, is like San Jose area, Mountain View.
Like, San Francisco, the city itself, is decrepit.
Garbage.
And that's why LA is so expensive.
Because of the DA from San Francisco, Gascon has now moved to LA.
And people, both sides are like, recall this piece of shit.
If you're listening to this, you're a piece of shit.
Like, he wants to, I mean, free ad.
Subscribe to the Patreon, but maybe someone said it to him.
Hope he's a Captain Degan.
Have a video response.
Yeah, she's just trash.
Absolute fucking trash.
And why do you keep electing?
I mean, do they not put anybody up against her?
Maybe that's it.
Maybe they need to keep her like locked in that position.
Most of us are so uneducated about local politicians.
We go in there and we vote for whatever the main shit is.
And then literally a lot of people will just vote for the name that sounds the most familiar.
The best.
I've heard this name.
I'll vote for them.
I look at that.
I wonder how many votes you need to win her seat.
Like, how many total votes?
30,000?
50,000?
30,000.
I think you got it in the bag.
Can you look that up, Mark?
How many votes did she get?
Let me check it out.
You need a good Patreon following.
I'm going to run against Nancy Pelosi.
I love it.
I'm going to run against Nancy Pelosi just to get her out of there.
And then after we get her out of there, then I'm going to resign.
President.
No, no, no, no.
2032.
No.
Schultz saves America.
Why don't we just get behind somebody else?
There's no other Democrat.
That's the thing.
They don't run any other Democrat that's worth a single penny against her because they want to keep her locked in that position, right?
Yeah.
275,292.
That's how many votes she got.
She received that many.
Yeah.
In her lifetime.
No, In that distance.
I mean, yeah, she wins by a landslide every time.
Every single time.
Because they don't put anybody in the water.
77% of the vote last time.
And then 2018, 86% of the vote.
Yeah, that's like Saddam Hussein.
She's winning by Saddam Hussein numbers.
So there's a problem over here.
Her district is 44% white, 33% Asian.
Like, it's in the back.
You say, like, Asians would go and vote liberal.
Yeah, we got to talk to the Asians.
She'll save them.
You're the guy.
We got to talk to the Asians.
We got to sway the Asians, dude.
We got to loosen up some.
Maybe she's fired, dude.
Maybe she keeps on getting elected.
Maybe they love her.
Nah, bro.
Why not?
Because I don't think that they have a choice.
They do.
Shaheed Battar was running against her in 2020.
Do you think Asians are going to vote for Shaheed Batar, bro?
They've been trying to put Shaheed Battar and his family inside concentration camps in China for the last year.
Okay?
Come on.
Come on, bro.
Can it be that bad if she's so good?
I don't know why they didn't laugh more.
That was so good.
Say what?
Can it be that bad if she keeps winning by Landslook?
Yeah, because the person that they run against them is worse.
They don't put anybody that's decent.
It's not bad.
It's like let me just try this new person if it's that bad.
Maybe it's not as bad.
Nah, because it's not that bad.
She also got lucky that so much, like San Francisco or so much Silicon Valley moved in and then rented up San Francisco.
And like, now there's all this money in there.
That's not, I had nothing to do with her.
She didn't bring Silicon Valley to Palo Alto or whatever the fuck.
I would also say this about San Francisco.
It's going to go Democrat without a doubt.
Well, it's just Shaheed Batar was Democrat.
Here's the thing.
He's also Pakistani.
Yes.
Sorry, Akos.
Sorry.
Shouts to you, Vala.
I think you have a situation with Nancy Pelosi, and I'm sure they do this with other, she's a congresswoman, right?
They do this with other like Congress people, is they don't run anybody serious or anybody who's part of the Democratic system against them.
Like, I bet that Shaheed Batar guy, I don't think he's part of the fucking Democratic system.
I don't think that he's a superstar in the Democratic Party.
I don't think they're trying to raise him up.
I don't think they're trying to build him up as a potential senator or even a governor or even president.
Is that the guy with the man bun?
Oh, no, that guy got my vote.
That motherfucker looked like Razal Ghoul out this bitch.
That's my guy, dog.
Come on, bro.
I trust that man.
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