Inauguration Gay features Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissecting NFL playoff controversies, including Patrick Mahomes' concussion risks and the Browns' bold fourth-down strategy against the Chiefs. They critique media hypocrisy regarding podcast censorship, arguing that outlets profiting from Trump's rhetoric now unfairly target conservative voices like Steven Crowder. The episode also promotes their new Soho studio, WTF Media Studios, while debating business conflicts with partner Alex Meadie and addressing tensions over racial identity and female guests' behavior during their chaotic discussion. [Automatically generated summary]
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Welcome to Flagrant Two00:14:20
What's up everybody welcome to Flagrant 2 it's your boy Schultzy here with Akash saying Alex Media Mark Gagnon we even got Taylor in the building today Thanks for coming to work late and high you fuck How are you gonna be late and high 30 minutes late and just told her before we started that you're high she was getting high for 30 minutes
Martin Luther King's birthday Wow is that why you were late Taylor you had a dream you were sleeping in yeah that's what happened you're dreaming for sure you had a REM cycle that's up that you're gonna dream the same day Martin Luther King was born bro yeah on his birthday come on yo he fought for the right to do what work together what was it exactly it was my mistake though no shit it wasn't mine
How dare I start the podcast on time?
How dare I do that?
I apologize Taylor, for not knowing you were gonna have weed butter and not know how to find parking because you were high.
Where'd you put that?
No, don't do that.
Don't make it about the parking.
Don't give it a valid excuse.
Yeah, her car's got the blinkers on in the middle of the street right now.
That's all i'm worried about.
No question, I think your car is gone, guaranteed.
Your car is getting towed, guaranteed.
Yeah, so it is.
It is Taylor I you, what.
I switched the butter by accident.
So when I made my breakfast today, I made with the weed butter instead of.
Oh, that's such a lie.
I'm not I heart.
You don't got to tell me that this ain't the Black Effect network.
This flagrant too.
Be flagrant about it.
You took the butter.
You know the difference between the butter that's in the jar and the one that you put in the bullshit.
You put no.
But look at me yo, this girl's wild crazy, wild ass girl bro, Hot Tailor's crazy dude.
She takes one trip to the Capitol and then totally changes everything.
We saw you.
You were one of the black people storming the capital.
If I was, I was looking for the similar check.
That's all, yo.
That's why the black people should have said they were there I didn't get my 600 and you know what and the black community, like I can see that.
I can see that why they went there, like no one else will see.
I know you guys still shouldn't have went.
They'll understand if it comes to the similar check.
Can I say something about Storm Of The Capital?
Yeah, was fun.
That was exhilarating.
Uh, this is my, my thing about the Storm Of The Capital, and I might have already said this, but i'm not sure you do a lot of podcasts.
We do a lot of podcasts.
Those people that did it are absolute idiots.
I don't want insurrection in America.
I don't want this to happen.
I don't want a coup, correct?
You know, I don't want any of that to happen correct, okay?
But I also kind of hate every one of those senators.
Yo, it is like I.
I do like the fact that they felt terrified and had to run into their bunkers little pussies.
Yeah, that's the one thing I thought is, at least they're not trying to hurt human beings and they're only hurting time.
That's all right, like that's overlining.
Yeah, you went after the lizards.
Yeah, you an exterminator?
I'm just saying there's a little part of me that like relishes in the fact that you know Mitch Mcconnell and Nancy and Chuck Schumer are all terrified and hobbling their old knees through the fucking halls trying to find safety.
There's a little part of me that's excited about that.
What does that say about me?
Am I hate politicians?
I, I don't want to become the.
I hate all politicians guys, but there's guy, but there's certain ones that gotta go, and all the ones we have now are those.
Literally all of them gotta go.
I don't want to go yo, I don't want to be the.
I hate all politicians.
I just sip water.
I was like I ain't gonna.
I'm that guy yo, but certain ones gotta go though.
Right yeah, like yo.
I'll be honest with you.
When we out in New York bro, When we're down there in Florida, at Mar-a-Lago, when we down in Florida, Mar-a-Lago, or FC's house, yeah, we're on FC's house.
When we're down there in Florida, if we're down there in Florida, it's if.
You know what I mean?
No confirmations just made just yet, but it's if.
We're down there in Florida.
I think one of Mark's buddies said it best, bro.
Oh, no.
In DeSantis, we trust.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
My man just said people got to die sometimes, bro.
Yeah, I texted my buddies from back home.
I was like, yo, how's Florida?
He said, DeSantis, we trust.
That was it.
Everything's busted open.
Son.
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
Oh, they busted open and we finna get a little thoddy.
Bro, we're gonna get thodi out there.
If we go to Miami, we're gonna get super thoddy out there.
I'm not having brunch with a scarf on anymore.
I had brunch with a scarf wrapped over my mouth and I would take it down to eat and then put it back up.
Fucking Mortal Kombat.
Yeah.
Fucking Scorpio.
Scorpio.
It was a scorpion that had that shit.
Get over here.
He was ready for it.
You're like, stay away from it.
That's how they do.
Yeah.
But damn.
No, Taylor.
Not yet.
When we're 30 minutes in, then you can start talking.
No, we're going to get back to the Capitol.
My point is.
You like to know that the politicians are a little bit like on edge.
I want you to feel on edge.
The rest of the country's feeling on edge.
You should.
The rest of the country feels anxiety.
The rest of the country is like, I don't know if we're going to be able to live next month.
I don't know if my business is going to be done.
I don't know if I'm going to die from Corona.
I don't know if I'll ever get a vaccine.
I've been trying to get my parents who are over 65 a vaccine.
It's so hard.
Have you tried to get your folks a vaccine?
Go to Texas.
I told you this.
People are flying to Florida to get the vaccine.
Can't you do it?
Florida lets non-residents get it.
I don't know.
You just got to go to Florida and risk getting it before the vaccine.
Then it takes 10 days for the shit to hold.
I don't know.
We've been talking all this shit about the floor.
That's the craziest people.
They just want to heal the old.
Yeah.
That's all that Florida's the craziest state in the world.
They just want to vaccinate people.
How crazy are they killing it right now?
Yo, Red States are killing.
Two Red Saints are killing it.
Yeah, two Red Says are killing it.
But all the Red Saints are going, yeah, that's us.
It's like when somebody takes credit.
My Red State and it's his bread.
It's a group project.
They're in a group project right now.
But that's the same shit like when you take credit for like when a black person takes credit for like what LeBron does.
Like LeBron will do something, black beard.
Black excellence.
Yeah, that's our culture.
LeBron excellence.
That's my excellence.
Black excellence, son.
Black excellence, son.
We never do that shit.
Martin Luther King.
I did that.
That's my people, bro.
That's so much soul.
I got to start doing that.
So we was out there.
You got to.
Somebody got to carry that torch for white people.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Don't they do that for Trump?
Like, doesn't Trump speak for all white people?
No.
No, as in, like, for the Trump supporters, don't they be like, oh, that's my people?
Yeah, but I don't think that they take credit for the act based on some sort of like genetic lottery.
But we don't look at the iPhone and go, yo, we did that shit.
Well, because we're not Asian.
But if they might go, maybe they do.
What are you talking about?
Steve Jobs made the iPhone.
Did he though?
We did that shit.
Diddy, though?
We did that.
The first one.
He made it his ride.
Look, look, look.
I know some white guy made this.
But did they, though?
I'm pretty sure an Asian put this shit together, bro, and they killed it.
Yo, Asians, keep it up, bro.
Y'all be murdering the whole world with your viruses.
Don't write a blog about me.
Anyway, so I don't think that that's that bad a situation.
Like to feel so much animosity towards these politicians.
They should be on edge.
That's when everybody's work performance is the best.
You worried about getting fired all the time.
Yeah.
We ain't gonna vote, but we'll kill you.
That's kind of cool.
Yo, hey, you could get overthrown at any moment now.
You better get your dick together.
Let me ask you a question, okay?
If, and again, I don't want to harp on this more, but I'm just so infuriated by just the job that's been done, right?
If you worked at a packaging plant, right?
And your job was to make sure that there are enough boxes to put the packages in.
Right.
Okay.
You Get told by your boss in eight months, we're probably gonna have a lot of packages to send.
Right, make sure that there are enough boxes for all those packages.
You have eight months to prepare for that moment, okay?
And you go, I got this, that's my job, it's my responsibility to prepare for this.
Yeah, you don't worry about anything, I'll take care of everything.
And you go on TV every single day and you're like, I'm in control of this, I take responsibility, I take accountability.
If you said that every single day for eight months, and then eight months came around and you didn't get any more boxes to put those packages in, I fucked up.
Would you get fired?
At least, bare minimum fired.
At least, politics is the only job where you could fuck up over and over and over again and not lose your job.
You give yourself a raise, you give yourself a raise.
It's unbelievable.
Yo, I'm just looking at Cuomo going on TV every single day, yapping his stupid fat fucking mug, talking about what he's gonna do.
I really, in the beginning, I kind of liked him because I liked it a little like alpha Italian energy.
I was like, Yeah, you want to whip the country into shape?
I need a guy who's gonna gaba ghoul every once in a while, it's gonna be fun.
And the fact that he's been yapping for eight months about accountability, this, that, the other.
I think we got more corona than any other place in the country.
No, I thought LA more than Florida, LA Max, you know, LA's maximum.
Maybe LA's top the other fucking cuck out there in Florida, right?
Single guy, 50, no kids, yeah, Newsome, hanging out in Pelosi's district a little bit, Gavin.
Oh, shit.
Point is that it drives me fucking crazy, Pelosi's district of San Francisco, for all y'all.
You know what I'm saying?
It is what it is.
We will explain it a little bit.
Point is, I'm infuriated by these guys that have acted as if they're somewhat presidential during this time for faking to care about the people and doing nothing in the eight months that they had the opportunity to prepare for this second wave that they told us about.
When you have these people down south, Florida, who's uh, uh, who's the governor of uh is it Perry or something like that?
Of Texas, I can't remember.
Wheelchair motherfucker, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah, but doesn't matter.
Point is, you have you have DeSantis, you have Perry, you have these guys, Craig Abbott, Greg Abbott, Abbott, Abbott, right?
So, DeSantis and Abbott, right?
Nobody's talking about them as potential presidential nominees, right?
Nobody's even entering them in the discussion.
Yet, the entire country who can afford to do it, and it's not everybody who can't afford it, it's a luxury to be able to move in any time in your life, especially during the pandemic.
But the entire country that can move is moving to those states.
The people in those states are happy, the rest of the country that can is gravitating to those states.
How the fuck are we considering Newsome and Cuomo, who people are fleeing their fucking states, and everybody in the states are absolutely furious?
How are we even considering them as presidential?
Using your box analogy, I fucked up all the boxes, and you're like, you know what?
You might get promoted.
That's what we're talking about.
Presidential Cuomo won an Emmy.
For what?
For his.
You talk about Chris Cuomo?
No, Andrew Cuomo.
Andrew Cuomo received international Emmy for masterful COVID-19 briefing.
That's not even an award.
No, he deserves it.
He deserves it.
Because if you could give a masterful briefing while doing absolutely nothing and convince people that you were doing something, you deserve an Emmy.
That's true.
That's right.
That guy deserves it.
That's acting.
That's acting.
It's awards.
What's that?
Didn't Fauci win an award like that, too?
Everybody's getting an Emmy.
I don't want an Emmy anymore.
Hey, Emmy committee.
I don't want an Emmy.
Al wants his Emmy.
But that's just politics, though.
I think we just learned that, like, the name of the game is just whoever can make people feel the comfiest, even if you're doing nothing.
Yo, you know where I feel comfy?
Florida.
Texas.
I'm just saying.
I want to eat.
I'm starting to get furious.
Have you heard your friends back in Texas?
I'm furious right now.
I'm absolutely furious.
I got to say that.
You got to give a shout out, though, to like.
Don't say it.
No, to whom hit that edit, hit that to whom.
I want to give a shout out to like what has happened with like politics and everything now.
I learned some new words.
I didn't know what a coup was and shit.
That's a good point.
Shout out to the rioters, according to Taylor.
Taylor's saying it.
Shout out to the rioters.
Yo, for real.
So, now, how do you feel about the coup?
What is it again, man?
Oh my gosh.
Oh, come on.
Taylor's so high, bro.
Go back to your butter.
What is it?
What is a coup?
It's just when people try to take over the government, take over the business.
That was insert, insurrect.
Or again, the same thing.
It's the English language.
There's like all these words that mean the same shit.
Yeah.
Like woman and slept.
It might be high, but I still got jokes.
They're just comedic joking things.
I got you, dog.
I laughed immediately.
You did.
I didn't even hesitate at all.
No, no, I know, because I think it's real.
No, I'm not.
No, but in all seriousness, we have every right to be incredibly frustrated, right?
Yeah.
And that's my thing.
It's like, we are incredibly frustrated by these people.
And there's nothing more infuriating than being incredibly angry at someone that other people are exalting.
Like, that's how, like, my girl's got to feel like when we're fighting, but we put out a new clip that's fire.
All the comments are like, man, you're the best.
Yeah, she's looking through these comments, like, y'all don't know shit.
He never cleans anything.
Yeah.
Like, but for real, like, it makes you that much more pissed off.
Like, if everybody was shitting on Cuomo, as they should, right?
If everybody's just trashing him, then I'd be fine with it.
I'd be like, okay, he's getting what he's supposed to get.
When he's getting Emmys, getting Emmys.
Some people think he's handling it brilliant.
Thank you for your briefings.
Stop briefing me.
Do something.
It's too much brief.
Yeah.
It's too much brief.
It's not brief enough, honestly.
Make it more brief and do more do.
Yeah.
Get some fucking beds out there, some COVID beds.
Yeah.
I can't believe y'all can't eat.
New Jersey's still 25%.
Right across the fucking river, you can go eat indoors in New Jersey.
Florida, you can get the COVID.
I got to send my parents up to Binghamton, New York to go get the vaccine in April.
Whoa, nothing's available until April.
I had to go through five different sites.
When I say I, my girlfriend did all this.
Okay.
I went through five different fucking sites.
Pool Association Chaos00:02:44
You're putting it off to everybody.
He's like, oh, no, there's no way you can't do it.
It's unbelievable.
You had eight months to organize this.
You knew we were going to get a vaccine eventually.
You did nothing.
But brief.
You talk about, oh, a $2,000 stimulus check.
That's cool.
But why don't you just let them keep their business open and prepare so they can keep their business open?
$2,000 check one time ain't shit when you got to pay New York rent.
That's a week.
That's a great ass point, bro.
That's a week.
And you've been locking them down for months.
Should we coup?
Yeah, should we coup, but different?
Yeah.
Should we do like a business coup where all of us open up the businesses at the same time?
Every restaurant does it?
That shit is they can't shut down every single restaurant.
They can't stop us all.
Yeah.
Somebody said, yeah, where we go, one, we go all.
Yeah, I don't know.
One of those.
The point is, it's like, should we do that?
Should we organize that?
Like, fuckstorm in the Capitol.
Just open up the businesses.
Yeah.
Well, there's that one.
What's the point of protesting?
He got arrested for that.
Talk about Martin Luther King, bro.
Yeah.
But one guy in Staten Island opened up his Italian restaurant and got arrested.
Yeah, because there wasn't enough people doing it.
Everything.
Everybody got to do it.
We got to organize.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
They can't get all of us.
They can't get a few of us, though.
They can get a few of us.
Some of y'all got to be the front line.
And that's what it is.
Some of us got to move to Miami so the rest of y'all can't do it.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
We might be the front line of that.
That's all it is.
From a distance.
You know what I mean?
We help them from a distance.
Yeah.
Safe distance.
Should we just do it?
I think we should just bust it open.
Fuck it.
Everything open.
Apparently, I was talking to Emilio from New York Comedy Club.
Emilio told me, like, the Pool Hall Association in New York.
I guess there's an association for pool halls because you need a fucking association for everything.
So stupid.
Why do I need permission to have a pool table?
That's wild.
New York.
A pool table?
Oh, shit.
Did he actually mean the real like pools?
Yeah, he might mean a pool.
He might be mean actual pool.
Yeah, public swimming pool.
Oh, fuck.
I gotta look that up.
I thought it was like pools.
Yeah, I think pool halls like a public street.
Oh, fuck.
Well, it doesn't matter.
They sued the state and then they got the right to open.
That's what everybody got to do.
But here's what they got.
They got the money.
They got the money to do it.
Not every mom and pop shop has the money to like sue New York State.
How does the pool association have the money?
There's a lot of pools.
Also, in order to have a pool, you got to be pretty wealthy.
Pools are fire.
Matter of fact, in Miami, a lot of houses have pools.
Yeah, Miami.
Yeah, there's really cool.
There's lakes everywhere.
Lakes everywhere.
Austin got lakes.
The Brown has lakes.
You act like Austin don't got lakes.
No, Austin got lakes.
It does.
But it's also a little bit colder.
No canals.
Nah, it's like 50 degrees out there, bro.
You're in a parka.
He's still trying.
I don't want to wear a paper.
I don't want to wear a parka.
Houston Rapper Stories00:02:28
You ain't wearing no parka.
I didn't know what a parka was until I was.
Until New York, but that you've never been to Austin.
Austin warmer than Dallas.
That's actually not true.
I made it up.
I know.
I made it up what I said.
Hey, you want to go to Dallas?
Let's go.
Houston?
Nah, Houston kind of lit.
Houston wide open, man.
Houston kind of lit.
I got it.
I got it.
The hardest thing for me, honestly, about leaving New York potentially is I just became street certified.
I don't know if you noticed about me.
I'm certified by these streets, bro.
Really?
What happened?
You didn't see when the New York legends met up in Ridgewood?
Oh, shit.
I want to hear all about that.
Wait, King.
Come on, you didn't see what happened.
I saw your IG story.
I know what the fuck was going on, though.
Yeah.
I was just saying, no big deal.
I was hanging out with my boy Colm from Kids Super.
He asked me if I'd pull up, you know, do this little shoot with another New York legend.
You know, I don't know how to pronounce the name just perfectly, but Favio Foreign.
Yeah, you got it.
You know what I mean?
Wow.
Movie.
What's up, Taylor?
What's up, Taylor?
Real talk, Taylor.
Hey, come on, Taylor.
Let's go.
Wow.
Movie.
Viral.
I'm out here.
You know what I mean?
I cannot explain what's happening in Toronto.
I didn't even know who the guy was before I did the shoot.
It was just Colm was like, yo, can you come by and do this thing?
Because they're doing like a digital Paris fashion week because obviously you can't.
And Colin runs this like clothing brand.
Yeah.
Fashion brand in Williamsburg.
So some people call him Colum.
His name is spelled C-O-L-M.
Yeah.
So I just call him Colm.
So that's how we're doing it.
But it's probably Colin.
What do you just call him?
Very column.
You there the whole time?
Just that's my boy Colm.
His name, bro.
Son, I was calling him Narvar in the beginning, bro.
He knew dressing.
So he asked me to come by and do it.
And I was like, all right, for sure.
And I guess we do this little scene with me and this guy, Fabio Foreign.
And the dude is like a New York rapper popping in the streets, but like really streets.
Like I've had like people come by Breakfast Club and that kind of shit that it's like pseudo street.
Street Life Tales00:02:48
This guy came through and like out the sewer, bro.
So his shit went streets, bro.
Like, he was the sweetest dude, but like, he had guys around him that were like in the street watching cars come by.
Every time he came out the little deli we were doing a scene outside of, he's looking over his shoulder.
Like, yo, yo, watch that.
Like, it felt as if he was under attack.
And I'm there, like, what am I doing here?
How streets is this?
I mean, get the fuck out of here.
I can't be in this situation.
You know what I mean?
This guy got dances to move out the way the bullets and shit.
I couldn't do it.
But, bro, the guy, every time he pops out, we do this little scene, and he'd be looking over his shoulder, another guy in the street.
Like, he was crazy.
And I kept thinking, like, is that a way to live life?
Of course not.
Not really.
But I thought about two ways.
I wonder if he's like every day he's purposeful.
Oh.
Leave each day like it's your last?
Facts.
You really got to do that, you know?
Every day he's got to survive.
Like he goes out to the store, he's looking over his shoulder.
Eventually, that anxiety might build up and like crush you.
But in the meantime, it's exciting.
It's like you're a human being in nature.
You're like, what the fuck?
Is someone trying to hunt me?
Is he living weirdly the most natural style life in terms of our biology?
Yeah.
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Are you scared?
Was I scared?
No, I had my girl there and shit, though.
It was a little weird.
Like, what if my girl got all shot up?
Son, I've been stressing, bro.
Yeah, he brought a lot of energy in here.
I know I got to get a lot off my chest and then I'm done.
This is the last one.
A lot of interesting energy comes.
I got to get it all out.
Bro, I literally was having the most stressful week of my entire relationship this year.
Oh, shit.
This year?
This two years that we're having.
My entire relationship.
I thought you meant in 2020.
I don't know either.
It's been two weeks.
Yeah, I didn't think about that.
I didn't even calculate that, bro.
I go off a lunar calendar, Mark.
So, like her fucking period.
No, I literally, bro, I started bussing fast.
I started bussing fast and I couldn't control my bus.
You're doing the bus it challenge, bro.
I was doing it.
I was busset challenge.
I wasn't doing this, but I was busted challenge.
Yeah, you're a bustedly challenge.
Bustedly challenge, bro.
I don't know what happened.
She learned a new pussy trick or some shit like that, but it was, honestly, she, I swear to God, literally.
Nah, they be learning tricks, bro.
Usually, when a girl's on top, that's my domain.
That's my domain.
Enter WWW and you climb on this dick.
It is my domain.
You had to get this worldwide web.
I'm like, dot-com.
You can't do that.
Bro.
And no, dot org and this bitch is dot com.
Let me tell you something.
I don't know what was happening.
Usually in that position, I've already told you, I'm an on-the-back guy.
I go on the back.
You're like a flow state.
Them lips getting cracked.
I'm telling you, bow, movie, virus.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
So.
Bow, bow.
You know what I'm saying?
Bow.
So listen, streets verify.
Verify from the streets.
Okay?
That's usually my shit, bro.
Nothing could stop me in that position.
Maybe if it gets real good, feeling good, I can do the distraction.
We can go ceiling.
We could go, you know, neighbor or across the street, something like that.
Wait, what?
Baseball.
Looking at neighbors, you know what I mean?
Like across the street or just look somewhere.
I don't know what the fuck happened these last couple weeks, bro.
I lost all control.
No control.
I'm telling like three or four pumps, I could bust.
I'm telling her to hop off every fucking second.
Whoa.
Bro, I started to feel incredibly insecure, bro.
Really?
Why is that insecurity?
Because I'm not able to satisfy my girl.
I was busting too fast and I don't go round two.
It's a compliment to her, though, too.
It's a compliment to her until it ain't.
Yeah.
You know, at first it's a compliment, and then the second is like kind of a compliment.
And the third, it's like, yo, you better get me off, loser.
Do you know what I mean?
Now, she didn't come to me with that energy, but in my mind, I'm like, yo, if I can't make my girl come, like, I started feeling insecure in like other areas of my life, everything.
It was crippling.
And I was like, how the fuck do I get around this?
Am I going to start wearing condoms again?
Like, fuck that.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, I was like, do I have to go down to eat her out and like calm down?
I literally was going crazy.
Did you feel a little good, though?
Like, be like a young man, like, you know?
Nope.
Not even a little.
Son, not even.
At first, I was like, oh, that's kind of lit.
But the fact that I had no control, the situation of satisfying my girl.
Like, it's your job to be able to satisfy your girl.
Because that would be scary if it just keeps happening over and over.
Now you don't know.
Shit, am I a quick comer now?
Am I quicker, bro?
For the rest of my life.
Son, literally, that's what happened.
That's terrifying.
Yeah.
And he's a cowboy dog.
Say what?
He's a cowboy.
Quick draw.
Bang.
I handled it.
Quick, quick bang.
Hey, you know, you the best cowboy in the East.
What is that song?
A Cowboy's Life is a Short Life or something like that?
Yeah.
I may have made that up.
You're in the Wild West.
I was in the Wild West.
But here's the problem.
I was panicking on the inside.
And I was starting to go, like, should I jerk off before?
Like going back to like high school techniques, like college techniques to last longer.
Like, I was like, should I start using condoms?
Like, I'm literally going through it.
It's so funny.
Like, when I'm satisfying my girl, and that's easy, there's so much more calm in the rest of my life.
But the feeling I'm not, now I'm overcompensating and satisfying in other areas, right?
Like, I think I like cleaned up after myself once or something like that.
Like, well, that's how it is, though.
There's so few obligations that you physically or like literally have to do.
So I started thinking about a date.
I was like, maybe I should plan a date or something.
Like, I started thinking about other things.
Like the whole dynamic.
Yeah.
Like, I just give great dick and I pay for an amazing lifestyle.
Yeah, make a dick.
Exactly.
Great.
But now, when it's just, oh, God, it's terrifying even to think about.
And literally this morning, she's up, she's on top, right?
Not when I slow clapping MCC at.
But she's on top.
And I realize she's kind of riding a little high.
She's a little high in the saddle.
Okay.
I'm like, wait a minute.
She's a little high in the saddle.
And I'm like, maybe since I got all that sensitivity up at the tip of my dangling, it's that extra pressure from being high in the saddle is like rubbing against the walls in some crazy way.
So what I do is I slide her a little deeper in the saddle.
Do you know what I mean?
Bro, your boy is back.
Let's go.
Let's go.
So, this is just a little message to all y'all out there.
If you are coming mad quick, remember back in the day on Patreon, I gave the technique and all that kind of shit.
Hey, make sure she sat deep in the saddle, bro.
That position is for us.
Yes.
Okay.
Deep in the saddle.
What are you talking?
I'm talking about guts.
You should see her belly buttons popping out in.
Her man's dick is so big she can't even comprehend.
It would just be coming out of her fucking mouth.
You like alien?
You weren't doing that before?
Say what?
What?
Yo, it's a lot to handle, yo.
The kid out here, I don't think you understand.
I have inches of dick.
My boy got inches of salon.
So what?
That's a good thing.
So why are you not?
But sometimes it's hard to handle.
You know what I mean?
That's his domain.
Like, why are you acting like it's not his domain?
Yo, when I'm on my back and I got, I'm flat and I'm also slim.
I'm just trying to figure out y'all's tempo.
I'm a terror.
I'm a terror.
It's crazy down there.
It's crazy.
Do you know what your tempo is?
Are you a fastest?
No, I used to do that shit.
I used to finger girls mad quick.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Remember when we were talking about fingering?
Yo, back in the day, I was so bad at fingering.
And she was like, Street Fighter?
Like, mad crazy.
Dude, and why would girls put up with it?
I don't know why.
Yeah.
What is that?
You just go for it?
Like, I guess no one ever teaches you, right?
Yeah.
I guess we put up when they suck our dicks weird.
Yeah.
I don't, I think only recently did I start correcting.
And I don't even correct.
It's more like positive reinforcement.
You ever like reinforce something that isn't even being done yet?
Like you'd be like, yeah, yeah, when you put it all in your mouth.
And they're like, I didn't do that.
No, but it's great.
I was thinking about it in the future when that would happen.
Yeah, that would be great, though.
All right.
I'm out of my, that's all out of my system.
But you're good.
I cannot tell you.
It's amazing how that one field.
I don't know if you guys feel this away, but like that one field of your life can like trickle into all these other things.
Yeah, well, that's what they say.
Like, if you're like, if you have a healthy sex life, sex is like 10% of your relationship.
And if you have an unhealthy sex life, it's 90%.
That couldn't be, I mean, it's, it couldn't be said better because it is so true.
Yeah.
When it's healthy, you're not even thinking about anything else, but both of you guys are like so happy and satisfied and feel like really fortunate.
Like, we've had conversations where we're just like, yo, it's really, we're like really lucky that we enjoy doing this with each other.
Because there's times where you might click with somebody, but like sexually, it's whatever.
Do you guys know?
You guys ever had that?
I've heard that before.
I never, I didn't believe it.
To me, it's like this guy.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know why.
I would look at Mark.
I looked at Akash and I was like, what am I doing?
I didn't buy that.
I was like, yeah, if you're emotionally compatible, like it fits, it ships, right?
Like, yeah, but sometimes, you know, stinks.
And sometimes it's just not long enough.
It's not long enough or fat enough.
Or, you know.
Or, you know.
It could be not lasting long.
Yeah, I know.
But Al, does that make sense?
Yeah, absolutely.
Like, having that, like, mutual sexual chemistry, just they, I'm sure, have so much anxiety relieved because I imagine women are going on some level.
They're like, I want to, God forbid my boyfriend's not into me sexually.
Like, that would crush them.
I imagine their confidence or self-esteem would be crushed.
And then also, I think a lot of women don't realize like we do care if you are satisfied, especially us.
Yeah.
Like Akash says this all the time.
It's just like, yo, we're pleasers naturally, like as comedians.
So if we're in a situation where we're bombing at your favorite clubs, that's my home club.
I get a bomb in my home club.
I might not get ass back.
This is going to be a problem, I'm going to have to hit the road.
You show up, someone else is on the lineup, you're like, why are you performing here?
I guess it is a lot of pressure for y'all.
Let's think about it.
Yeah, but y'all don't care.
All right, that's off my chest.
Now we can, we can.
I actually am curious about that, though, from a female perspective.
Why do women put up with bad like love you first?
Like, gay?
Stop it.
Crazy idiots.
My first boyfriend, he was not good at sex.
Smallcocks.
He was first, though.
Small cocks?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He had the small cocks.
Johnny Smallcocks.
He had that SC.
He had that South Carolina.
The small cocks.
He had the small cocks.
The South Carolina small cocks.
It wasn't what I call average.
So.
What do you call average?
So it was average.
Okay.
You got to average on like a Hulk when she's angry scale.
Yo, your average is stupid.
But it is.
It's stupid.
If Karen wants to measure her dick, she brings out a yardstick.
Stop.
Here we go.
But I'm just saying, though.
But actually, I think that's where that shit like that.
No, I forgot what he was.
I think there is something to it, though, where guys will learn shit from porn and think that that's normal.
Yeah.
And but I always assumed only guys.
You just unlearn that when you're with a girlfriend.
Unlearned how normal that is.
I was fucking back in the day when it was just your boy out here in these streets.
Yeah.
Street certified.
Street certified.
You know what I mean?
You know, girls was down there like, viral.
Virus.
Almost not a virus yet.
But yeah, and then it stops.
But you were saying.
But I'm wondering if guys do that, but I never thought, oh shit, girls probably do the same thing.
Girls probably watch porn and then think, oh, yeah, when I get jackhammer-fingered, that's what's supposed to happen.
So, so I've always thought, and I'm sure this is not a unique thought, but that like, um, because porn is for men, that when women watch porn, they're probably not watching one, the same type of porn we're watching.
That's not true.
And I've also heard that a lot of women watch girl-on-girl porn That is actually made for women.
Like the woman's pleasure is first because obviously a woman is being pleased.
That's the consumer, too.
And that isn't it.
For women by women.
Exactly.
Yes.
The foo boo of porn.
But yeah, you might not do it.
But I did hear that.
I've heard that with girls, that they're into girl and girl.
And I make sense because Guy on Girl is not made for you.
It's made for this guy to whack off to, and he's fucking in the way that he's why don't we like guy on guy porn?
Say again?
Why don't we like guy on guy porn then?
Fucking what?
If girls like girl and girl porn too many questions.
Yeah.
But I wonder about this theory though.
No, we might like guy on guy porn.
But I've heard this before in college.
Yeah, we might.
In college, every girl.
You see two dudes just haunting each other like because I've heard this theory.
Definitely a virus.
Definitely a virus.
But I've heard this theory.
Like in college, all these girls like, yeah, I watch lesbian porn, blah, blah, blah.
Like, that's the only porn I watch.
But then I'm like, if you can just watch that because it's like, oh, yeah, female pleasure, whatever.
In my brain, I'm like, yeah, it checks out.
But equally, we would probably like gay porn.
So maybe we would.
We just haven't watched it.
Have y'all watched any gay porn?
Not intentionally.
I will say this.
When I see guys kissing, that shit is gross.
Yes.
Yeah.
So, judging by just that part of the porn, I'd be like, nah, I'm not into this.
I don't think if they get to dick sucking.
No.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, fucking mustache rubber up against the top of a dick, bro.
That's a little serious.
That's my point.
It's gross does.
Guys know how to suck dick, though.
I've watched gay porn.
Okay.
Whoa, Taylor.
What do you mean you watch gay porn?
Probably better at that, too.
Come on, Terry.
We're taking every job out there.
Yo, that is fucking disrespectful.
Like, do you think the first guy chef was treated like the first WNBA player?
You know what I mean?
Because dudes didn't cook until like, what, like, 20 years or something?
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No.
Yeah, we come a long way very quickly as cooks.
And then now the whole chef's channel or like Ninja's chef or whatever that shit is.
Ninja Chef?
What is it called?
Top chef.
Chopped.
Yeah.
Chopped, I think, is the show.
Top chef.
Yeah.
And isn't there a ninja one?
Or the guy's just Japanese woes.
It might just be Jiro Jeans or Sushi or something.
I think that might be what you're thinking.
Chef's table is all dudes, right?
Chef's table's all dudes.
Where are these female chefs at?
I don't know.
That's fucked up.
They don't even come out of the kitchen.
You know why it's fucked up?
This is why it's fucked up.
Because the show adds commerce into it.
All these people, well, not the ones that are on like the trial show, but the actual official chefs are not only graded by their food, they're graded by how well they could market and sell their food.
You know what I'm saying?
Like the best surfer might not be the one who even competes.
Just like the best cook might be, you know, your aunt, you said, is an amazing cook.
She might be nicer than some restaurateur.
She might not, but obviously.
So maybe that's it.
Maybe women are like, yo, I just bust it down in the kitchen is light work for me.
But I don't need to have a whole restaurant and shit.
Ah, that's a good point.
That's what my mom does.
What do you mean?
Your mom busts it down in the kitchen?
Wow.
Never mind.
Okay.
What are you guys thinking, man?
What's going on?
What have you been thinking about?
Inauguration, have you been thinking about?
Football?
What do you want to touch on?
Because football.
Love football.
I'm going to talk football.
Did you watch this weekend?
I did.
I know this is rare, but I did.
Yeah, sweet of you.
Okay, I did because I knew we were going to talk.
Yeah.
Okay.
Take me through Sunday.
Sunday was the better day.
Sunday was pretty exciting.
Sunday was lit.
Let's just do Sunday.
So you have the Chiefs and you had the Browns playing.
The Browns won their first road playoff game in legit like 50 years.
Yeah.
Last week.
This year they're going up against Patrick Mahomes.
So this week, Patrick Mahomes, you think he's going to fucking dominate?
He gets hurt pretty early.
Hurts his big toe.
Yeah, like they said turf toe or some weird thing where you like stub your toe.
Have you guys seen that?
And you can just, I don't know what the injury was.
I haven't seen the diet, but you can see he like, normally he's the perfect quarterback.
Yeah.
He's mobile, fucking rocket arm, all this, but you see him like hobbling around, just trying to make it work.
And then in the third quarter, he gets taken down.
I've watched his replay a few times.
You said the football hits him in the head?
Son, this is the softest concussion I've ever seen in my life.
The guy breathed on him.
The guy went like this.
And he just started wobbling.
I mean, it was unbelievable.
You thought that that was a hard hit?
I've had three concussions.
Every single one harder than that.
Sure, just three.
Maybe more.
I've had three diagnosed concussions.
Ad boxing, forget it.
I thought he just landed weird.
I didn't think it was a hard concussion.
I just thought he landed weird because he's already running weird.
I don't know why you're having him run on third and one when he fucked up his toe.
Like your big toe?
You can't do shit without a big toe.
Yeah.
And you're having him run on third and one, then he gets taken down by like his neck head first, and then he just gets up and he's just wobbling.
And then the Michael Jordan of football is just gone.
This guy's perfect.
Why are they making him run anyway?
That's what I'm saying.
He's too valuable, right?
Yeah, if he's already hurt, he can run if he's healthy.
If he's hurt, but it should be a last.
Don't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck that.
Protect him.
And then he goes out, and then that shit turned into a game real quick.
The Browns would have won if they didn't get...
They got one call where they got fucked out of a touchdown.
Yeah.
And like the guy was diving for the end zone, the receiver.
I think Higgins is his name.
And then a safety for the Chiefs knocks the ball out of his hands at like the one yard line.
It comes out of his hands, but then it goes out of bounds in the end zone.
And the way football is set up for some reason, instead of getting the ball at like the one or whatever, that means you turned it over and now it's the other team's ball at the 20-yard line.
So they lost what should have been a touchdown because the guy that knocked the ball out committed a penalty.
But that kind of rule makes sense just because what if you're on the 10-yard line, you're about to get tackled and you just shovel past the ball.
So the rule in the NFL is you can't move forward.
If you fumble the ball forward and it goes out of bounds, you get the ball where you fumbled.
You can't be rewarded for fumbling.
That's what they say.
Even though it happened in the end zone.
So if the end zone, now it's the other team's ball.
But like if I'm at the 50-yard line, I fumble and it goes out of bounds at the 40-yard line.
Yeah.
We don't get the ball at the 40.
We keep the ball at the 50.
Yeah, yeah.
Because you're not supposed to get more yards for fumbling the ball.
Okay, okay.
So it's protecting against that.
So it protects against that.
But then at that point, just keep it at the one.
That's it.
It went out of bounds, out of your hands at the one.
Keep it at the one.
Or maybe move them back to the 20 if you want to really penalize them.
That's what Bill Cower was saying.
Like, that's a strong penalty 28.
Sorry, I don't understand what happened in that play.
So if I'm on offense and you're on defense.
Go over the play one more time for me.
Baker Mayfield throws it to his receiver.
His name is Higgins.
Yeah, Higgins catches it where?
Catches it like the four or five yard line of the Chiefs.
Yes.
Turns around, dives and stretches his arm out to try to cross the end zone.
Yes.
Chief safety hits him helmet to helmet.
Should have been a penalty.
Ball flies out of his hands.
He fumbles it.
Flies out of his hands at the one-yard line.
Goes into the Chiefs' end zone and then out of bounds.
Ah, so this just unfortunately.
The worst way it could have happened.
But here's the thing.
If he fumbles the ball on that one-yard line, and the rule is there's no forward progress after a fumble.
Yeah.
Then shouldn't it just be the one?
Just put it at the one.
Dude, there's so many arbitrary rules in football.
Like there was this one, like, you know how you have to do a football move after you catch the ball?
Yeah.
I forget if it was in this game.
Aha, that's so.
Oh, yeah, this is so unfortunate.
And that's the difference.
It's the end of the half, so it's either 16 to 10 if the Browns score.
Yeah.
And instead, the Chiefs end up scoring a field goal.
So it goes 19 to 3.
So that's a big, like, huge up against the Chiefs.
And then they ended up losing by five points or four points.
They lost by like a margin that the touchdown would have won the game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that fucked him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just, it's, it's unfortunate.
And Baker had a chance.
That's the thing.
Like, I don't think he was getting any.
He played well, but he had a chance.
At the end on the last drive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he couldn't come through.
And I do, I like Baker, but I think overall he played well in the rest of the team.
Like his running back dropped like three passes, Nick Chubb.
Yeah, but Chubb ran his ass off.
Ran his ass off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it was just like they blew a lot of opportunities.
You always feel bad for Cleveland.
But what sucks is the fucking Jordan of the football is gone right now.
This guy's like.
So what is the protocol?
Now does he have to take next week off?
I think he should.
I mean, they're going to try to make him play.
See, that's where concussions get tricky, right?
Is apparently like when your brain is that sensitive after a concussion is when the most damage can happen.
Yes.
Right.
So if he gets lit up again, like you've seen oftentimes with boxers, they get dropped once and they go down really quick.
Yeah.
The second time, right?
It's like they're already, and it's because their brain is already wobbled.
Yeah.
So if you have to sit a week for a concussion, I think that should just be the fucking standard rule.
I don't care how unfortunate it is.
That's what it is.
They say if you get knocked unconscious, it could take months for your head to recover.
I'm fine with sitting out a month.
Like, this is your brain.
This is the biggest problem the NFL has is it's giving everybody brain damage.
Yeah.
If it's a concussion, just sit.
What was ballsy, though, and what I like, one takeaway, I always look at like the takeaway from a game.
There were multiple times where the Browns could have like punted or kicked a field goal on fourth down and they went for it.
Yeah.
Converted all of them and that's how they almost won.
And then the Chiefs on the last drive with a backup quarterback.
Yeah.
It's fourth and one.
Chad Henney, he was a quarterback for Michigan like 15 years ago, like when I was in college.
Old.
Washed.
Never good.
Fourth and one.
And they could easily punt the ball and try to make the Browns score.
And it's good.
Like the Browns are going to have to go a long way to score.
They don't have a lot of time.
Or they could go for it right now.
And if they convert, they win.
Game is over.
You run the ball.
Yeah.
And you run the ball.
Fourth and one with your backup quarterback who just threw an interception in the end zone.
Yes.
Oh, that's what people aren't considering.
Yeah, he did that.
He busted off that like 15-yard run.
16-yard run on third and 20 or something like that.
Huge.
But he threw an interception the last time he passed the ball before that.
Yeah.
Horrible interception.
Bad.
But I just love, let's go for it.
Let's win this game right now.
And then the ballsy call from their coordinator, Eric Bienemi, was fuck running.
We're going to pass it.
We're going to fake the run, and then we're going to pass it.
And then they get the fourth down, and that's how they win the game.
What's the old Steelers coach name?
Cower.
Bill Cower.
Bill Cower.
It was funny.
Bill Cower afterwards, when they're asking him about that play, he goes, I'm not going to lie.
I would have ran that ball.
Yeah.
I'm not bad.
He goes, all the credit to what's his face?
Andy Reid.
All the credit to Andy Reid for making that is a ballsy, a ballsy play.
It shows that you have a lot of confidence in your players, and your players love that, and they play for you because of that.
But I'm running that ball.
With a backup QB.
If it's Patrick Mahomes, who gives a fuck?
Let him do whatever he wants.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's not like that's an easy, like, it was what, like a three-yard out or something like that?
Quick pass.
But that's not the easiest play.
No.
Because if somebody jumps that, it's to the house.
Gone.
Yeah.
And then you lost.
And then you lost.
The game.
Like, that's it.
We're going to take this shot.
It's like taking a three when you're down one almost.
Yeah.
At the end of the game.
Fuck it.
So Kansas City wins.
They should have.
Just curious.
If you guys are Pat Mahomes, this is playoffs.
You have a chance for a chip.
Yeah, I'm playing.
You're playing?
I mean, he tried to play when he was wobbling.
Like, he got up.
He clearly was concussed.
He could barely stand, but he was like, no, no, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
He didn't know where the fuck he was.
But like, knowing what we know now about CTE, if I'm the coach.
I'm not sure if this shit.
Like, you're thinking about your.
If I'm Andy Reid, here's the thing.
Normally, you're like trying to not get fired if you're a coach or GM.
When you won a Super Bowl for a city that never won a Super Bowl, you're good for at least five years.
And if I have potentially the greatest player ever, we're always a title threat.
Like, there's never a year you can have.
I'm not even thinking from a coaching perspective.
I'm thinking from a player.
Oh, he's going to want to play.
And he's not going to get to.
That's if I'm the Chiefs.
I don't give a fuck.
I expect to be here every year.
This is the new Brady and Belichick to me.
Like, they can be here every year.
You're not playing.
Because I'm thinking about next year and the year after.
So for the rest of the playoffs, you set up?
Because even if they win this, if they win this week, maybe Super Bowl, because then that's.
There's another week break.
Yeah, so that's like three weeks off.
And maybe you can bring them back.
That's to me reasonable.
So who are they playing?
They're playing the Bills who are good.
And the Bills are good.
Yeah.
And Lamar kind of choked.
Yeah, we should talk about that.
He's not.
Yeah, but it is interesting.
Now the Bills have a real fucking chance.
Yeah, I think the Bills are going to go to the Super Bowl, which is crazy.
And they deserve it.
Yeah.
Those are the best fans in sports.
Oh, it's going to be so great if they go to the Super Bowl.
Unbelievable, dude.
Oh, shit.
Where's the Super Bowl?
Tampa?
Tampa.
Bro. Raymond James, maybe.
We might have to be in Liam.
We're going to go away.
We're throwing Octosh through a picnic table.
No question.
Okosh getting jokes lambs.
Bro, did you see that they started donating to Lamar's charity?
No.
You haven't heard about this?
So this is like he got down with an injury, Lamar, right?
Yeah.
He got hit kind of hard, but whatever.
He just went out for a little bit.
And then all of a sudden, Bills fans started donating to his favorite charity.
And they donated like $150,000.
That's great.
Or like maybe it was even $300 by now or something.
If you remain in Buffalo, you got character.
You're a loyal person.
Yes.
No human being should live there.
Is it loyalty?
It is desperation.
You stay in the trailer park.
Bro, if I'm trying to spin it, Lark, you bring a lot of pots.
If you took the Bills out of Buffalo, I wonder how much longer Buffalo would exist.
That is like the one exist.
I think people might just move out.
I mean, that just might be.
There's nothing holding you there.
That is the.
Well, maybe there's a, what are they, the Sabres or something like that?
Isn't there a hockey team?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The hockey team maybe they care about a little bit too.
I'm just saying there's like one thing that's holding the community together.
I mean, the fact that they let them have people in the stands.
New York is shut down for live events.
And they petition to let people in the stand because that's how great they are at being fans.
Yeah.
100%.
They don't give a fuck about COVID.
So, like, low-key.
They're barely alive anyway.
They're barely alive anyway.
I figured out.
They're like every comorbidity.
Yeah.
Right?
They're just fat.
They're diaphragmic.
Vitamin D deficient is fucking.
Super vitamin D deficient.
But they're out there, man.
I mean, it's just, I don't know.
I would love to see them go to a Super Bowl.
I bet they don't even need to win.
They're so used to losing Super Bowls.
Oh, they lost four in a row.
Like when we were growing up, that was amazing.
Yeah.
To see them lose four in a row.
And I think the fourth, they were like up by like 20 or something like that in the first half.
Yeah.
Do you remember that?
No, the fourth, they were up like on the Cowboys, 13 to 6, I think.
Okay.
And then the Cowboys scored 24 straight in the end.
Yeah, yeah.
But I remember the first half going, yo, it might fucking happen.
I was like, yo, this might be the year that we finally lose and they finally win.
God, what was the D-lineman's name?
Bruce Smith.
Bruce Smith.
And their running back was...
Thurman Thomas.
Thurman Thomas beasts all around.
Jim Kelly.
Jim Kelly was the quarterback, right?
Thurman Thomas, I don't think ever really ran well in the Super Bowl.
And I think he kind of like...
He fumbled in that 13 to 6.
Yeah, I think he had a big fumble.
I think he kind of choked.
And that's why I worry about Lamar Jackson.
I worry.
It's a different position, but he's heading down the same path.
Oh, like, I can't do it in the playoffs.
I picked him to win the Super Bowl this whole year.
I thought they're going to do it.
And this guy, here's what's interesting.
You remember I talked about how Baker Mayfield made $150 million last week with his win?
Lamar Jackson is up for that same extension.
You're going to pay him at least $40 million a year.
That's what Deshaun got paid.
That's where it starts for Lamar Jackson if you extend him.
If you're a Ravens coach or GM, I mean, do you extend him?
Because this three years in a row, he shit the bed in the playoffs.
What do you think it is?
I don't know.
I thought he just needed to keep learning the position and he would be fine.
That's why I picked him this year.
First year, he's a rookie.
He got thrown in the fire, whatever.
Second year, okay, bad game.
It happens.
I thought this year he'd be good, but he threw the pick that lost the game.
Yeah.
You know, it's interesting is like, I mean, football is a very like fast sport defensively when you watch it regular season.
But there's something about playoff football.
It's just different, yo.
Yeah, it feels like every single play, your entire season is on the line.
Yeah.
And I guess in a way it is, but it's not exactly.
But like the intensity of which you see a defensive player meet the ball, just the speed.
Like you'll see wide receivers that look open.
That fast.
It's unbelievable.
They say if you're in like a lot of quarterbacks who are good in college aren't good in the pros, because in college, you see a guy open and then you throw the ball.
Yeah.
In the pros, you just have to know he's going to get open.
He's covered.
He looks covered all the time.
There was a play in the Saints game last night when you, I think you're thinking of the Kamara.
Yeah.
Right.
Where Drew Brees throws a ball before Alvin Kamara is even looking.
Yeah.
Alvin turns around.
I guess what he thought, I guess there's some of these plays where like the receiver has to judge the defense.
Yeah.
And then basically they both have to guess at which point the ball will be thrown.
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Yes.
Right.
So it's like, here's this zone, right?
You have the ability to extend your route or to do like some sort of like button hook or something like that if you think that the gap exists there.
Yeah.
And like you just have to know that the receiver is going to do the right thing.
That's why the interception, we'll get back to that play in a second, but that's why I think interceptions are in some cases unfair to quarterbacks because sometimes they're committed by the receiver.
Yes.
But the average viewer doesn't know that.
You don't know.
The receiver didn't run his route the right way or whatever.
And a lot of times commentators who are quarterbacks will be like, this one is on the receiver.
On the receiver.
The receiver didn't run his route sharply enough or whatever.
Like they talk about good route runners and I never knew what that meant, but there's so much fucking precision required in running from point A to point B, whatever it is.
If you don't do it exactly right, it's you fucking.
Now is the coverage trying to read that?
Like, yo, I'm going to jump in front because I know his route is going to try to be this.
Yes, it's a chess match all the time.
And that's where Mahomes is also so good.
He will, like, if he's thrown to his left, he'll look right all the way until right before he throws.
And then he'll just look.
Because if you're the cornerback or safety or whatever, you're like, oh, he's going right.
He's going right.
Last split second.
He just knows.
That good of vision.
But so what happened with that Kamara play, right?
Yeah.
Basically, basically, yeah.
So what happens?
So you have Kamara breaks.
He's the running back and he goes out.
And he didn't break deep, like quick, like sharply enough.
Like he kind of broke like kind of like weak break.
And then Drew Brees just threw to the spot.
So he threw it to where Kamara was supposed to go.
That was on Kamara.
Yeah.
But Brady feels bad for a guy like that.
Yeah, and that's Brees' last game.
He's done.
Yeah.
He's retiring on that.
Brady is probably the GOAT now, though, right?
I mean, he's the goat.
But I mean, Belichick versus Brady, it's like.
I don't even think, dude, this is weird, but like now Belichick has to prove his greatness.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You know, like before this, they're both great.
If they both have like mediocre seasons, they're both great.
They need each other.
Everything's fine.
If Tom sucks in Tampa Bay and Belichick does well, Tom is a system quarterback.
Now Tom is the GOAT.
Undeniable GOAT.
And Belichick got to prove why every situation he's been on without Tom Brady, he is a losing record.
Yeah.
Burden improves on him.
Well, he was 11 and 5 one year when Brady went down.
Still didn't make the play.
Overall record.
Okay.
Overall record without Tom Brady.
Yeah.
He is a losing record.
You got to do it.
He's got to rebuild.
Otherwise, they're fucked.
And his legacy is fucked.
And he's old and he's been coaching a while.
Long time.
Like, how long do you think it is before he goes, let me hang this shit up?
If he doesn't win another chance, if he doesn't win another Super Bowl without Tom Brady, oh, it's done.
I don't know if you consider him the greatest coach of all time.
But what's also interesting is you're going to see Mahomes and Reed start to come for that spot.
Like they're the new Bella chicken Brady where you're looking at them every year like, oh, these guys could do it every year.
If Mahomes doesn't get hurt yesterday, I think they beat the Bills and they probably beat the Packers.
That's just what I think would happen.
So you think the Packers take out Tampa Bay?
I think I would love to see Tom go to the Super Bowl, but I think the Green Bay just look so good.
Yeah, they do look good.
They're looking out of control.
You know, one last point about Baltimore, though, that could be a perfect segue into another sports topic we didn't touch on.
My boy Brian said it well.
He said, I think Lamar is James Harden.
Oh, why is that?
First of all, they play the game like nobody we've really seen before, like at this level, but there's just a GOAT that's always there that's going to be in the way, which for Hardin is Curry.
For Mahomes, for Lamar is Mahomes.
And also in big games, they just don't seem to show up.
It just seems like they're so good in the regular season.
People are defending Lamar because I guess a lot is asked of him.
They don't have good receivers.
You're an MVP.
I can't hold you to the standard of even Dak Prescott, who's good, but not an MVP.
You are a fucking MVP.
That's a game changer.
You are the player in the league that changes everything.
I don't care if it's 10-3 and you don't have good receivers and you throw the pick six and now 17-3, that's on you.
And that's against Tennessee.
He didn't do well last year in the playoffs.
His first playoff game, he played badly.
It's his first game.
But if it don't figure out real quick, you're just James Harden to me.
You're not poisonous.
You're a good, you seem like everybody loves you.
You know what's interesting, though, about like, especially what happened yesterday in the Tampa Bay game, like we're going to give Tom all this credit for winning the game.
Yeah.
But his defense player.
He kind of won that game, right?
Bailed him out.
He had like 190 yards.
Yeah, and he had a horrible first half.
Yeah.
Started to kind of like string it together a little bit maybe towards the end of the first.
And in the second.
The Saints defense is good, though.
They're like maybe the best in the league.
They're good.
Yeah.
But still, he struggled in the first half.
And that's where I worry.
I'd love to see him beat the Packers.
I would just love to see Tom Brady go to the fucking Super Bowl.
That'd be so lit.
And Gronk is non-existent.
Yeah, he's old, man.
I think a year off, too, in football is different than a year off in any other season.
Yeah, you were saying that on another episode.
Yeah, he doesn't look the same.
He doesn't, I mean, they were going to, what's the other guy, tight end they have?
Bray or Cameron Brady, I think something like that.
Yeah.
Brayt, is it?
Other white boy, big white boy.
And like, he was getting way more touches.
I'm sure there's much more attention put on Gronkowski.
He's good, though.
He's good.
But he is good.
But Gronkowski, it seems like his role now is to block.
And apparently he's very good at that.
He's still a red zone threat because he's just huge.
Right.
And they're going to be able to get away from him.
He went at him a couple times.
It was like, okay, one was on Tom.
The other looked like the speed kind of wasn't there.
Yeah, he could have caught it, but it's not there.
Antonio Brown still looks pretty good, but not Antonio Brown.
Did he injure?
Did you see him?
He did get hurt.
He did pull up.
And is he going to be out?
It's Monday, so they're not going to say, but if he's out, that's big.
Because he was starting to kind of round into form.
Still not the same guy, but starting to kind of round into form.
Football is just different, I think.
Taking a year off in such a physical, fast-paced, constantly evolving game, I don't often see people come back from a year off and act like nothing happened.
It happens, but it's rare.
Yeah.
Just rare.
All right.
You brought up Hardin.
Yeah.
I think this Hardin situation is absolutely genius for the Nets.
Oh, it's funny.
Brilliant.
I think it's so brilliant.
I think that Hardin doesn't want to be a one.
He doesn't want to be the number one guy.
That's true.
He doesn't want to be that alpha.
And I kind of noticed this when I would watch like all-star games, and I'd see him kind of like take that beta role to, you know, LeBron or KD or the other guys that are out there.
He'd kind of like remove himself, even like Giannis, you know.
And I was like, okay, he doesn't really want it, want it.
But when he's on his team where he has to, he'll go out and do it.
But that's not the role he really relishes.
The fact that he's on a team where he gets to be a number two, a comfy number two, and where he gets to delegate responsibility to guys who can actually score.
A KD can actually do it himself if he needs.
Great situation.
But the reason why it's brilliant is because Kyrie has to play now.
Explain.
If KD and Hardin can do it without Kyrie, then Kyrie's useless.
You're useless.
Now you have to play to be part of this.
If you continue the shenanigans, you're not needed.
You get waived.
You get traded.
Maybe they can make an argument to the league that you're violating your contract.
They can figure something out, but you are not needed now.
So in order to be part of this, you better play ball.
Before they needed Kyrie to go deep in the playoffs.
Now they don't need Kyrie to go deep in the playoffs.
That's a good point.
It's a brilliant chess move.
That's a good point.
How do you make Kyrie commit?
Make him useless.
Here's where I worry about it.
Yeah.
I think you're right.
For Harden, Durant, give him the ball in the big moments.
That's such a fucking burden off of Hardin.
I don't think he wants it.
I think he wants to go party.
Durant's going to play ball.
Kyrie, though, is not going to be comfortable as a number three, I don't think.
He's not going to.
But it's the only way to get him to commit.
And the only way to remove his leverage over the organization is to just remove his power.
And his power is you need him to win.
Now you don't need him to win.
You can go into the playoffs and pretty deep with Hardin and KD.
You add Kyrie.
Now we're at the championship.
Yeah.
I think they're better without him.
I've never been a Kyrie.
Nah, but now that they lost their bench, they need him.
Oh, that's right.
Because they just sent motherfuckers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They have no bench.
I mean, nobody would trade for him, right?
Because if you could trade him for role players, I would do that shit so fast.
In a heartbeat.
So fast.
Because Hardin and KD is a crazy squad.
What's up, but pretty impressive, though.
First game.
Did you see Harden's before and after pictures?
Yeah, there was a little like, I think it was altered a little bit.
Yeah, I think they're just.
There's no way you're going to lose that much weight.
Yeah, you're like taking the fattest looking shot of him.
Bro, Alex is really sensitive about Hardin, by the way.
That's fuck you, Martin.
Because we're in the elevator.
I'm sitting there with Dove Alex, and Dove just looks at him and goes, Alex, you kind of look like James Harden.
Literally the week before James Harden had all those pictures of him super fast.
He's fucking fat as fuck.
Oh, that's disrespectful, though.
Dove didn't even mean it.
That's the best part.
He meant it as like a comic.
He was like, yeah, you look like an NBA player.
And they don't look anything alike.
Y'all look nothing alike.
Beard, black.
You're not even the same shape, though.
That works.
So my question is, what's it going to take for you to be a Nets fan?
That's what I was wondering.
Nothing.
Bro, why not?
What do you need to lose?
No.
But you already jumped.
You already dropped the Knicks.
Yeah.
Cheer no gear.
Oh, you're a Heat fan?
No, I go cheer.
Hey, that's not a bad idea.
I go cheer no gear.
What does that mean?
Meaning, like, I will cheer for the Nets.
I'll watch the games, but I won't ever buy any merch or anything like that or paraphernalia.
I've been doing that with the Cowboys for three years.
It does nothing.
Really?
It does nothing.
It's useless.
No, no, no.
Meaning, like, you're still a Cowboys fan, but you root for another team.
No, I just don't.
I'm not buying anything.
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I'm not going to your games.
I'm not saying that.
No, what I'm saying is I will root for the Nets.
Really?
Yeah, like I want them to win.
I think it's cool.
It's good for the city.
It'd be great to have winning basketball in the city.
You're right there, but I can't put the hat on, bro.
You're right there, yo.
You're wearing the colors.
Oh, we live in Brooklyn though.
So I live in Miami.
It's still early enough for me to bandwagon.
I'm Team New York.
New York all day, man.
Yeah, you grew up in Brooklyn.
I mean, it is stupid to have this loyalty to like a team that like that.
Yeah, like I said, you can be loyal to New York.
Really?
If you really want to make the Knicks better, you abandon them.
Be a Nets fan.
Whoa, that's hard.
That's hundreds.
Three years.
Nah, bro.
Three years.
If the Knicks don't get it together, you're good.
You're never seeing EG.
I'm that easy.
You know what I mean?
I'm that easy.
Yeah, you can steal me.
Buy some of them season tickets, yeah?
What?
We can't even watch a game, bro.
Now you can get them probably real cheap.
That's a good point, bro.
I was looking for the deal.
It's Brooklyn shit, though, that when they finally have the squad, everyone wants to see.
We won't go to games.
That shit sucks.
Dude, they would be selling out, man.
Imagine there was no coaching.
That's what I'm saying.
Get in now.
Because aren't you locked in at a price?
He's right.
He's right.
I don't know if you locked in at a price, but you're locked into first option.
So, like, basically, if you're a seasoned ticket holder, not only do you get the playoff tickets, the first option, but every year they call you, like, would you like to re-up your seats?
Would you like to do that?
So, we could essentially get in there.
But, Carl Lentz was my hookup, but I don't know if that's what I have anymore.
He might get me front row to Mecca.
But Navi, he used to be my next hookup, man.
Fuck.
Come on.
Jets tickets.
They got that Muslim coach they just hired.
Robert Salah.
Son.
The Jets.
Bro, we got to talk about Robbie's joke, bro.
Robbie, did he send you the joke?
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Okay?
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Okay.
Now, Robbie, I got to get this.
Robbie texts us a joke.
Okay.
He sends it to the group.
Yeah.
Mark, do we have it?
God damn it.
Now, set up what happened with the New York Jets hired the San Francisco 49ers defensive coordinator.
He's a good coordinator.
His name is Robert Salah.
Black, but also the first Muslim NFL head coach.
Yep.
So in history.
Yeah.
So he's coaching for the New York Jets, right?
And Robbie just texts us immediately after the news breaks.
He goes, hope it goes better than the last time Muslims teamed up with Jets in New York.
So good.
Wow.
So good.
That's good.
So good.
Fire.
That is an amazing joke, bro.
Fire.
And he said, he's like, no, I got a new podcast coming out in a month.
I'm going to drop it there.
I'm like, Robbie, what are you doing, bro?
I literally was so angry that he didn't tweet it.
I texted him this morning.
I said, have you said the joke on any Twitter or anything like that?
You know, I was like, can I tell people the joke on the podcast?
He's like, yeah, fine.
You can do it.
But that's a good fucking joke.
And then we went on this like long, we basically got right back into the writer's room.
We're like, how can you say this without getting in trouble?
Like, could you get away with that joke?
I think that's okay, right?
Maybe a little backlash.
I think you're fine.
That's clever.
Like enough time has gone by and it's clever enough.
Yeah.
That's a good joke.
You could literally, what I was saying, get offended, but more people would be like, that shit is good.
I was saying another options you could do is like have the information and then quote tweet the tweet that says first Muslim head joke.
And you could literally just write Muslims, period, Jets, period, New York, period.
The joke writes itself.
Like if you really wanted to remove yourself from any like kind of cosign or whatever.
Nah, but his joke is too good.
So good, though.
How do you not let that go?
So good.
Come on, Robbie.
Pussy.
Write that shit up, Robbie.
What you got to lose, Robbie?
You were behind the camera this special.
Come on.
Come on, Robbie.
Get it out there.
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Now, let's get back to that.
This is my prediction for the inauguration.
Absolutely nothing is going to happen.
I agree.
Nothing.
Okay.
Those motherfuckers are not doing that.
You think they're hyping it up?
They're hyping it up.
They're not doing shit.
They got out their system.
They said they found someone that, like, shit.
Nothing going on.
There might be one or two people, but they'll get caught.
Nothing going to happen.
Nobody's getting storms.
They got the whole army in D.C.
They don't want to smoke.
They do not want to smoke.
Nah, bro.
25,000 National Guard.
Nothing happening.
That's crazy.
Just the amount of military that they have.
It's sad that we need that.
And why they got pictures of them sleeping?
Why are they sleeping so much?
Yeah.
All of them are sleeping all the time.
They don't got shit to do.
Well, you take a picture standing up and then go to sleep.
Where's the PR from the army?
Like, that's how you get invaded when it looks like you're just sleeping all the time.
Yeah.
That's why they broke into Capitol in the first place.
The fucking security guards probably sleep.
That's true.
They post pictures of them sleeping, bro.
Trojan horse.
Bro.
Unbelievable.
Did you see the footage that the, I think the New Yorker put out?
They had a journalist that went in to all the like the into the chamber and like all the shit.
While the siege, like the storm of the capital or whatever, like was happening.
And they filmed that shit in the New York Post.
Bro, New Yorker.
That shit was so funny, bro.
If you go in with them, you're part of it.
Well, I say, I'm a journalist.
That's what I say.
Stop me.
But go on.
That's just so funny.
Like, he's filming all these people.
They're like going through the binders on the desk.
And they're like, yeah, I think this is like, this is what Ted Cruz wants us to do.
They're like saying shit like that.
They're like going through.
They're like, yeah, like this is what Trump wants.
They're having a little chit chats with each other.
They're all about binders, bro.
What the fuck they know about the information?
Bro, literally, they open up one and they're like, look, Ted Cruz is going to sell us out the whole time.
And then they go, oh, no, no, he was opposed to the bill.
And they go, oh, yeah, he's still with us.
He's still with us.
These people are sad.
They're just random dudes like talking shit.
That's why, also, what are they going to do with inauguration?
What are they going to prove?
Like, what's the point of them proving?
I don't know.
None of this shit makes any sense to me.
I do.
These are losers.
It's a Chris Rock joke, too.
If you never have a black vice president, you know what I mean?
Like, if you shoot him, you just have the black president.
You shoot Biden.
Now you got your fucking worst nightmares president.
The most liberal black female.
Oh, you mean Biden out of the middle?
Binders did that for protection.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
I'm going to pick who they hate more than me.
Because when Obama first got elected, I thought he was getting murked.
Immediately, right?
I was scared when he was giving a speech.
I was like, he said it.
He said it.
Like, he was up there for like 45 minutes.
He was fucking stuttering and shit.
It's like, hurry up, bro.
Why are you taking all these big pauses?
Yeah, yeah.
Why am I not like 5-year-old foreign, bro?
God bless America.
That's what I had to look around.
He out there, like 5-year-old foreign.
Come on, bro.
No, that was terrifying.
He just had the little plexiglass stopping him.
I do think that this plays well for Biden, though.
Okay.
Because I think that it'll be a lot smaller.
Because, like, they have like the wall built to like around the inaugural thing.
But, like, they built a whole wall around like the inauguration.
Like, where do they do it?
At the Capitol?
Okay.
And, like, they're doing like the smaller thing.
Like, the attendance is super limited.
Why don't they just do it inside?
It's cold.
Why they got bands?
They always do it outside.
Why they got bands?
They got bands.
You know, they got music.
People are performing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
J-Lo's pulling up.
Performing what?
Lady Gaga's pulling up.
Demi Lovato, right?
Why are they singing?
Why?
Why do we care?
Oh, it was still the change.
It's just what happened.
It's a change of it up.
Get back to Corona.
Is history with Trump?
It ain't history with Biden.
Lifetime politician, old white dude.
Ain't no history.
Yeah, it should be one handshake.
Yo, Cut out the fucking musical performance.
They got to treat it like a crazy list deal.
That's what they got to do.
That's it.
A lip parking lot.
Go to Starbucks.
Shake hands.
This is PS5.
This is a 700.
Done.
See you later.
We don't need Demi Lovato singing a fucking song about how she used to be skinny.
Oh, my God.
Okay?
No.
This is.
Why are we having this?
This is so stupid.
J-Lo is going to dance.
Yeah, I don't know, mind that.
I don't know if they're going to be able to do it.
She's 50 years old.
They do Super Bowl 2.0 if they run that shit back.
Wait, what?
If they do the Super Bowl, she cared about to bring her ass out.
Save her like Landing.
No, no, I'm okay with that.
Right?
If this is a present that you actually wanted, would you be like, yes, bring out all the else.
No, I don't care.
Stop paying these people with our money.
Go.
We got to go.
Like, we got shit to do.
It's a virus.
It's a pandemic.
In the middle of the pandemic, we're going to have a fucking, what is it called? Oscars?
No, what's the fucking golden gold?
Grammys score the goals Grammys.
We're going to do the Grammys for the inauguration.
You're not watching Joe Biden sniff J-Lo's wig.
You know what I mean?
I don't want to deal with that.
But in all seriousness, like, what are we doing out here?
You can't celebrate when there's shit to do, right?
As far as I'm concerned, if I see a politician celebrating anything, you need to get shot.
Come on, yo.
I'm sorry, it's your birthday.
You need to give a shot of the vaccine.
You need to give a shot of the vaccine.
Every year, on your birthday, it's your birthday.
Vaccines are very old.
Don't celebrate your birthday.
Get the vaccine.
No, you don't need to get shot, but you need to be put in prison or something.
You need to be like, why are you celebrating?
Do something.
Isn't it their job to do shit?
You got a job to do, bro.
Ain't no celebrating.
You just got here.
I'm celebrating you got here.
No, you've been here.
It wasn't even that big of a move.
And we gotta watch Biden stumble through all the fucking vows and shit.
Nah, they're gonna have him doped up, bro.
He could kill that shit.
You think so?
Yeah, like he fucking ran out last time when he got when he won the election.
Yeah, like jump his foot.
The guy's gonna hobble out to the damn podium.
I think I'm when he talks, he's just squinting all the time.
Like, you can't see that.
You got a cataract, yo.
Yeah, yeah, it is a little bothersome.
Ah, gosh, you think Kamala's gonna hit that?
Hold on, one conversation at a time.
What is it?
You can ignore that one.
Nah, I think Kamala should be racist.
Alex is being racist towards NEA, bro.
How's that racist?
Andrew, can you be funny or racist, please?
How is that racist?
At the thing?
Yeah.
If I know Indian women, probably be a pain in the ass to drink.
How long have we got to be here for this?
What's going on?
Why is it all about you?
I like the color of his house.
Why?
It is so boring.
The floors.
No, in all seriousness, this whole thing is absolutely ridiculous.
Let's go.
Power switched over.
Done.
Done.
And no, especially because Trump's not even going to be there.
That's pussy.
He can't even do half the inauguration shit.
Wait, why was Trump supposed to hand him the do a handshake?
The first lady because they dap it up.
They dap it up real quick.
They do the peaceful transition.
They go, yo.
Yo, that guy's a pussy, bro.
He's a fucking loser.
What do you think he's doing on inauguration?
If you're Trump, what do you do on inauguration day?
He can't even tweet, dog.
He's going to be going crazy.
Because normally he just tweets when he's upset.
Gets it all out.
Now he can't do nothing.
He's beating the shit out of Baron.
He's going to be on parlor.
Nobody watching.
Just smacking Baron around way up here.
He's fucking eight feet tall.
You want to try to find a way to make a statement during the inauguration.
Like, if I was Trump, I would make all the attention on me.
Like, I had something to say.
Oh, steal the attention.
But how?
Oh, I would do his own inauguration.
I'm talking about a coup.
I think I'm talking about it.
Yeah, I think you're saying a coup.
So he's going to re-inaugurate himself.
Yo, that's actually not a bad thing.
That's kind of a good one.
I'm here for four more years.
That's what he should do.
Yeah, at Marlaga.
But who's going to air it?
CNN probably is fucking a lot of people.
They're definitely going to, because haven't they like lagged news stuff since Trump in?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what they will never acknowledge.
They got this guy elected just as much as anybody else.
Oh, my God.
Because they need him.
They need him.
They love when he goes crazy.
It drives me absolutely crazy that they could like take a moral, they could take like the, what is it called?
The moral high grounds.
They could like take a moral high ground like after the presidency is over.
Like Twitter banning him and all these other like alt-right supremacist groups.
It's like, you built them, you fucking bitch.
That fucking bitch, Jack Dorsey.
You built these up.
You profited off of it.
You let him tweet on it every single day.
And now when it's a problem, you go, oh, we need to fix this.
You knew it was going to be a problem.
You saw people tweeting about it.
You know, every single tweet.
When somebody tweets something a little too fucked up, don't they block it?
They block my stand-up videos when I make a joke.
If I was some alt-right dude on Twitter, I'd be so insecure if I didn't get blocked.
Yeah.
So you weren't trying hard.
Yeah, he's not racing.
There's got to be one that's like, what the fuck?
I was doing every day.
Fucking Klanhoods.
That's how I would feel if I.
I heard they would brag about that shit.
Yeah, that's what they're saying.
They would be like, yo, I had 20 pages blocked and shit like that.
That's a teardrop.
Just get one little Twitter bird on their eye.
On their eye.
But yeah, it's just like all these guys that are so baked into it.
It's just, you're so fucking corny to me.
When Trump was running, he was a joke.
And then he kept getting more and more coverage because CNN and all these other news outlets would say every crazy thing he said, they'd give it all the coverage in the world.
And that's how he reached people.
Bro, during his rallies, they would just air him.
They would just air an hour-long rally.
Trump was rating, so you fed it.
That's it.
You fed your own beast.
And now you can't control it.
And now they're like, oh, this is dangerous.
You knew it was dangerous.
You knew.
You knew every single thing.
And you know what they're going to come for next?
I bet you they start coming for podcasts.
Well, that's the dumb part.
I bet you they're not.
They're like, oh, this podcaster, oh, they had Ben Shapiro on their podcast.
It's like, you had Trump and whoever else that you hate on CNN nonstop.
You were filming him for hours, just not even with backlash or counterpoints, just filming them.
You're talking about the news organizations that are calling out podcasters.
Yeah, exactly.
So, okay, let's talk about this in two different worlds, right?
One, we'll talk about the news organizations calling him out and the hypocrisy there.
And then we'll also talk about big tech potentially censoring podcasts for misinformation.
Let's first call out the news organizations because exactly what you said is true.
It's bullshit.
It's like you showed up to his rallies with a camera that has a direct feed to your news network.
And now all of a sudden you're saying we need to silence him because his rhetoric is dangerous.
The rhetoric that you sold advertising on you fucking bitch.
And on a podcast, you can go back and forth.
Like, I think Trump on a podcast, if I mean, if you believe that Trump's rhetoric is dangerous, I think Trump on a podcast is the best way to have him because you can challenge him, have counterpoints, interview.
His interviews with people that pushed him were the best interviews.
But just putting him at a rally with all these people cheering him on, if you're like an undecided voter, you're like, oh, people seem to like this guy.
Every interview where he had that was unfiltered exposed the con, right?
Like, and you got tons of news coverage on it afterwards where people said, see, this is what we've been pointing out.
Right?
100%.
You just expose him in his vacuum speaking to the people that support everything in that vacuum.
Thousands of people in a field cheering him on.
You make him look like a fucking deity.
Yep.
You are responsible for this.
Balls on this.
And if you're a borderline Trump supporter and you see all these other people supporting him, how much easier is it to go to that side?
I'm not alone.
I'm not a freak if I like Trump.
This guy's normal.
He must be saying something that's got truth to it.
Yeah, they build the cult of personality.
They definitely help build it without a doubt, right?
And then they have the, I think that's the thing is the gall to come back and say that podcasts and people that are willing to have on controversial figures.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Are they calling out the people they're competing with now?
Yeah.
Oh, I missed this.
What podcast are they calling out?
Yeah, censorship.
So, I mean, they do this all the time, but like, this is a, I think actually The Rising we're talking about.
I think Sagar's talking about it.
But basically, the AP put out some article suggesting that podcasts.
AP is the Associated Press.
Just for anybody listening.
Yeah.
So basically, it is a news network that's supposedly unbiased and it just gives you the news.
Yeah.
Right.
And they put out.
AP is actually pretty reasonable.
I don't know why it's pretty objective.
They're normally good.
And I think the headline was a little bit more salacious than the actual body of the article.
But basically, what the headline was is that they were suggesting that these people were getting censored and banned off of platforms, but they're still able to use podcast portals as a way to reach their audience.
And they're talking about what they would call quote-unquote radical, alt-right, conservative commentators.
And they say these people are dangerous and they have dangerous rhetoric that causes.
They are spreading misinformation.
Yeah, misinformation.
And misinformation is key because that's what you can use as a rationale for blackballing someone or removing something from a platform.
Right.
So yeah, they get banned off Twitter, but they're able to then just have a podcast and use some RSS feed and then push their podcast out.
And for that safety, we need to silence those voices.
Now, these things are very different than having a Twitter and a Facebook and a podcast because you're not interacting directly with your podcast host.
Right.
Like on Twitter, you can galvanize and organize people and say and communicate and say, this is where we're going to meet.
Facebook is incredibly effective for this.
Well, create these groups and transformation.
Podcast is literally an album.
You're listening to it for two hours.
You can do live shows at the podcast.
Say again?
You could do podcast live shows.
You can communicate to people, but they can't communicate back to you and to each other.
And I think that's where there's a little bit of a discrepancy and where things are a little safer.
But continue.
So the article is like, I think there were some people that were like quote unquote legitimate dangerous forces that were like calling to kill people and then were using podcasts as an avenue to do it.
And so in like, this is the tricky part with any type of censorship is that in the reasonable cases, it seems like a good idea.
But then the question is, where does it stop and who controls where the line's drawn?
And no one has an answer to that, which is why people get anxious.
But like, if you're like, oh, should we stop child predators from having podcasts and talk to each other?
Fox News Truths00:04:27
Everyone's like, yeah, of course.
Should we stop people that are trying to kill politicians?
Blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, probably.
Should we?
And then you hear a conversation that we have on here.
And they go, oh, Jesus.
I think politicians should get shot in the head.
And then all of a sudden, yeah, they're calling for their fans to murder politicians.
And now they have the right to potentially wipe us off.
It sucks.
This is the overcorrection that often happens when there's any censorship.
But I do think podcasts will be the next thing that they come for.
And it's absolute bullshit.
And the fact that news organizations that have propped these motherfuckers that they say they hate up and made so much money off them.
Like we're talking about, nobody's made more money than CNN off of Trump.
True.
Nobody.
Very true.
I mean, news included.
I don't think Fox, because I think what often happens is you make more money when the opposition is in office.
Fox made more money when I was the best ratings of all time.
They would have even better ratings, I imagine, if people hate watching.
Yes.
No, no, wait, because you want to watch to shit on.
So, when the person is in power, you're watching to shit on.
So, CNN's killing it because the person in power is not aligned with their politics.
So, you're shitting on that person and they're giving you reasons why you hate them.
Hey, feed me more reasons why they're stupid.
Feed me more reasons.
I don't like this guy.
Tell me why.
That's essentially what those new organizations are.
They're just stewing on your loss for four years.
But they're glad that one is like, and Fox is just stewing on like liberals' response to the loss.
Exactly.
So it's like, oh, AOC said this thing, blah, blah, blah.
And then they just galvanize the people around.
They create their villains and then they just sell their bullshit to them.
But couldn't an out for any podcaster just be like, oh, anything I say on here isn't fact.
It's just my opinion.
And you're just safe.
So you could do the Bill O'Reilly excuse and the Hannity excuse, which is we're just entertainers.
We're not a news organization, even though Fox's slogan is literally the truth.
Yeah, real something crazy like no spin zone is.
Exactly.
And then their pussy asses, once they were called out, started just calling themselves entertainers.
Now, we're entertainers.
No, but we've never claimed to be anything else.
It's a comedy podcast.
You know, it was a sports podcast.
We couldn't even be consistent with that.
But the point is, but the point is, it's absolutely hypocritical for these motherfuckers to make all this money and suddenly start silencing people.
And maybe the reason they're silencing them is you heard me start to busy up.
You had an Obama moment.
I might have had one.
I had an Obama moment.
It's your fault.
You sound like Patrick Mahomes right now.
But it's just so fucking infuriating, man.
You are silencing your competition.
You're taking advantage of a moment to silence your competition.
That's what I see.
They see that podcasts have way more influence than these news organizations.
And they see that so many more people are listening to maybe right-wing conservative podcasts.
What's the guy's name?
Car Steven Crowder.
Crowder.
Crowder.
Way more people are probably watching him than are watching some fledgling CNN show.
I think during election night, his live stream was watched more than CNN's.
I think it was like competitive.
I think it was like CNN, another one, and then it's like his.
His was like the third Steven Crowder.
He's like a Republican news commentator.
But there are some that are pretty, like, there's one called the Daily Show, which is Holocaust.
Show means Holocaust.
So the Daily Holocaust.
That's like.
Whoa.
There's no doubt that they're super fucked up ones that we can get out of here.
There's no question.
So that's where it gets tricky.
Okay.
That seems reasonable to me that you would get rid of a podcast called The Daily Holocaust.
Yes.
But like, then where's the line?
If you're going to get rid of those, how do you know when the end is?
What I'm saying is, I think that these organizations are going to use this as an excuse to wipe out some competition.
That's fair.
And it sucks, man.
Yeah.
It really sucks because nobody's calling out the fact that they made billions of dollars off of this guy that they supposedly hate.
Like when they were racking in those billions of dollars, they weren't that fucked up.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I thought Facebook was like a piece of shit platform, super fucked up.
And then Mark showed me this analytics of how much money we make a month.
And now I think it's a reasonable social media platform, right?
That the world needs.
It's very important.
Mark Zuckerberg's doing an absolutely fantastic job with it.
He's doing the gospel.
He's literally doing God's work.
So if he needs to go fucking scuba diving or surfing in Hawaii and use tons of SPF on his face, do whatever you need to do as long as those fucking checks keep coming in.
Thank you so much.
That's the beauty of not being a news network.
War Legislation Tricks00:03:20
Yeah.
All right.
Step it up, Twitter.
I don't make any money off of you.
At least you're honest.
If CNN was like, hey, man, we made a lot of money with this guy.
I don't mind if he gets four more years.
Yeah.
Bet.
I would love that.
Bet.
Isn't it refreshing when these motherfuckers just tell you the truth?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Because the actual end game is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The devil you know.
It's just, I don't know.
Maybe I just see like fraudulence in someone and I know it's there.
Yeah.
And it just drives me fucking crazy when they won't admit it.
Like, you ever know, like, you ever catch someone in a lie and you're just like, motherfucker.
Yeah, just tell me the truth.
Yeah, it's up.
It's yeah, the game, the jig, what is it called?
The jig is up.
Yeah, it's, I get it, I see it.
And if you told me the truth, I wouldn't even be that mad.
But now you insulted my intelligence by trying to continue to lie to me.
That's when I'm upset.
I think I'm back to shooting him, bro.
I think I'm back.
I think I might be back.
I don't know.
Maybe it's a hard job.
Maybe.
Maybe it's a hard job being a politician.
I don't see it as being that hard.
It's hard.
Is it?
You need no skills to do.
I'm doing it.
I believe it now.
You're representing it.
AOC was making margaritas.
I know, but you're representing a bunch of people.
You've got to please everybody and try to keep your job at the same time.
It's like you could never do the right thing.
I would never do it because I don't think that's how you actually make change.
I think you make actual change way more effective when you can affect culture itself, not through legislation.
But no, you could affect change with legislation.
Yeah, but I think you first need to get the people on your side and then you get legislation.
You're more disruptive outside the system and then the system responds.
MLK, perfect example.
Exactly.
But then he didn't make any change until he started working within the system.
Right, but he changed the culture enough for the people to want it.
You look at a book like Uncle Tom's Cabin.
Harriet Beecher Stowe wrote this like really graphic novel about slavery.
And before that, up in the north, people had this kind of like idyllic look about slavery.
They're like, oh, it's not that bad.
It's just like, yeah, they're working together and everything's kind of cool.
And, you know, isn't it nice you get to work and have a place to live and eat?
And then she's writing this novel about them getting like whipped and bleeding and families torn apart.
And people are like, yo, what the fuck is going on?
And you really see that people in like the abolitionist movement at that time start to get galvanized.
Yeah.
So it's like, I want to do that stuff.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
I hear what you.
And then you make the legislation that we disrupted into place.
You could get all the credit if you want as a senator for making the legislation.
I don't give a fuck, but you do what I do.
Gotcha.
You know what I'm saying?
You do what we create.
You're not going to impose on us.
Because every time they impose shit on us without us wanting it, we reject.
That's why they got to trick us into all these wars and shit.
Like every single war, you got to trick us into.
You know what I'm saying?
You saw Vice.
Yeah.
How can they trick us into going to Iraq?
Yeah.
How can they trick us into going to Vietnam?
How can they trick us into going to World War II?
You got to get us on board with whatever policy you want to change.
Yeah, the Vietnam rationale was just so fucking weird.
If they become communists, that'll start a domino effect.
And then everybody will become communist.
Domino's is fun, bro.
You never play Domino.
It's super fun, bro.
It's a great game, bro.
That sounds like a great time.
We go to Miami.
We play in Domino.
Cigars or Fedora.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's going to be sick.
I can't wait.
Free Speech Metaphors00:03:41
Anyway, any other takeaways with that, with what's essentially happening?
Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's exactly what you were saying.
It's just going to be tricky when, like, obviously the bad things should go, the good things should stay.
Like, the whole fucking rest of the world's in the middle.
You know what I mean?
Like, the hard conversations about life that are like insensitive, but are like intellectual conversations.
Like, should they get banned?
Should they not?
I don't think so.
Hopefully, the technocratic demigods that run our world will see the way you see it.
Well, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
If we're talking about the technocratic demigods, I don't know if we spoke about this.
Freaking tech lords that run all these people.
Jeff Bezos and all these motherfuckers, you know, Zuckerberg, all these guys.
So this is an interesting thing that's happening in the world.
And I don't know if we spoke about it on this podcast.
Maybe we spoke on Patreon, but like America.
Okay, so you heard about like Jack Ma, right?
Yes.
And the billionaire Jack Mai is the richest guy in China.
I think we maybe spoke about his flavor in a little bit, right?
And how he was just ghosted for like two months.
Yeah.
Right?
Apparently, he's still alive, but I don't know if motherfuckers really heard from him like that.
But they basically removed him from his seat at Alibaba, which is like the biggest.
It's like Amazon there.
We spoke about this with the drop shipping and everything like that.
But China is going through the same thing America's going through.
Only they're reacting to it as a totalitarian regime would react.
They're going, yo, you're not going to have more control than us.
We're the government.
And America is reacting to it the way America would act.
Oh, I'm sorry, big business.
Do as you wish.
Oh, you guys want to cancel people off your platforms, even though it might technically be a violation of free speech or whatever.
By all means.
You know what I'm saying?
Don't get me wrong.
I'm cool with motherfuckers getting taken off these platforms that are just absolute assholes.
I don't need a daily Holocaust show.
That being said, some people might fight for free speech.
Yeah.
You agree that there should be some, or you believe there should be some speech.
I just think it's tough because you have to look at each situation as each situation.
Imagine being the guy who's like, I want to talk about how the Holocaust didn't exist every day.
Free speech.
Yeah.
What an asshole.
Yeah.
Like, you are ruining it for everybody.
Yeah.
It's just also mad boring.
Like, find a new topic.
What is this?
How many times can you say this didn't happen?
Every day.
Come on, bro.
Every day is that.
Isn't there a metaphor for this?
There's a metaphor for this.
Like when people take advantage of the situation, it's like your parents go, okay, you don't have a curfew.
And then you like every night stay out till 4 a.m.
Yeah.
Your parents are like, why are you making me impose laws?
You asshole.
Yes.
Why are you making now?
I got to impose laws on the whole family because you need to take advantage of the freedom that I gave you.
Yeah, Mark.
That's not a point of me to.
That's not that honeymoon.
I know.
No, but y'all know what I'm saying.
Right?
Like, how do we articulate that feeling?
It's this.
Yeah, it's like a free ridership.
Like, everyone else has to, you basically make the rule.
You break the not real rule to then make the rule.
Now you, yeah, you're forcing me to make the rule.
Yeah.
There should be no law against rape.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You shouldn't rape.
Like it shouldn't.
But you know what I mean?
Everyone should just know that you shouldn't do that.
But then enough people were doing it.
Like, God damn it, we got to make this a fucking thing.
These motherfuckers trying to rape on a technicality.
See what I mean?
That's crazy.
Yeah.
100%.
Like, you should just not fuck young girls.
Yeah.
Then they make it a law.
And now some people out here at high schools just lurking around.
We're like, are we, are we serious?
We got to literally make a rule that says you're not allowed to sleep with these girls.
You're going to make us do this.
Yeah.
That's who you are.
Rape Law Arguments00:02:44
That's the daily show.
That's these other fucking pots.
You're the people, the reason why we have don't rape people lawsuit.
Yeah.
Same thing.
We don't need these things.
We don't need don't murder.
Yeah.
We don't need it.
Yeah.
Because none of us are going to walk around murdering.
We're going to walk around going, motherfucker, I would kill you if I wasn't crazy.
If I was crazy.
Because there's like reasonable voices on the left and right that are trying to have discussion.
But if you are having a discussion that people see as potentially dangerous, then you get got.
And you know what's unfortunate is that like the left and right will never be able to see each other for who they really are and how they really feel as long as those extremes exist.
Yeah.
Because, and we spoke about it in Shoal Saves America, right?
The opposition will always paint, right?
Yep.
The other side as their worst case scenario.
Yes.
Right.
So like to the average Republican, the average left-wing person is Bernie Sanders.
Yeah.
They're not just a little bit left to center.
They're AOC.
Even the extreme case, a socialist is a communist.
I mean, like, this guy wants to take away your freedom.
No, they want to make us the USSR, bro.
They want us lining up for bread.
And the opposite, right?
So like to the average left-wing person.
You can't just be a Trump supporter because you don't like high taxes.
That's it.
You have to be a racist.
You are a racist if you support Trump in any way, shape, or form.
And it's like, I don't think that's necessarily true.
No.
You don't care about minorities.
Not enough to pay that much in taxes.
That's all it is.
And if you knew as few, if you knew as few minorities as I know and made as much money as I did, you would see where I'm coming from.
You know what's mad funny?
Because just today, the guy from Florida, he said, Mark.
What's that?
No, I think Scott, something Scott.
Rick Scott?
Yeah, Rick Scott.
Yeah, Skeletor.
Skeletor looking ass motherfucker.
He said, because they're talking about like a bailout for the cities, like a $340 million or billion dollar bailout so some of these cities can get some money in America.
And he's like, why should Florida bail out New York?
Like, we don't have anything to do with y'all.
He's right.
And it's reasonable, right?
Like, now, don't get me wrong.
If some country invades Florida, you're going to want New York to bail out Florida.
Exactly.
Right?
Bro, who's going to invade Florida, bro?
Who can touch Florida?
Come on, son.
Cubans been invading Florida for a long time.
Come on in, bro.
Y'all are really.
What do you even have a policy?
You're like, just get here.
If you can't beat us, join us.
That's what they say.
Bro, how different is the policy for Cubans versus Mexicans?
That is hilarious.
Yeah, I don't know why Mexicans are trying to jump.
Just pretend to be Cuban.
Literally, you're not going to know the difference.
Literally, pull up.
KO KO.
You had a fucking Cuban shirt or something.
Cuban Invasion Hype00:15:14
What is that?
Cubans just need to put a foot on the dry land.
And they are American.
Mexicans need to live here legally for 30 years.
Yeah, just show up and they go, Are you Mexican?
Go, no, I'm Cuban.
I lost my ID.
I just got here through Mexico.
I'm Cuban.
I got here through Mexico.
No, you're not.
Well, how would you know anything about Cuban?
You know what I mean?
What are you a traitor?
You're hanging out in Cuba?
You're not even allowed to go there.
Oh, fuck.
Use the racism to your advantage.
Dumbass Mexicans.
Y'all could have been caught in here so easily.
Yeah, people with you.
I'm mistaking you guys for different, you know, Hispanic all the time.
Like, just use that to be.
You know, that's where pride kills you, bro.
Hispanic's too proud.
Yeah.
Coming in with a Mexican flag around your shoulders.
Cut that shit out, bro.
You are Cuban.
A big ass cigar.
I wonder if that's the plan for some of them.
They're like, I'm going to go there.
I'm going to pretend to be Cuban.
I'm Cuban.
I'm Cuban.
They show up.
They're like, you Cuban?
They're like, Mexican.
Fuck.
God damn it.
I had this whole plan.
Oh, that's hilarious.
Like, you're just at the immigration place and like in the background, they just start putting on a Canelo fight.
And you're like, well, what's happening over there?
I didn't realize Canelo was fighting today.
Bro, that's the trick.
They sit you down.
They start playing mariachi.
You start dancing.
You're like, Chirosh in the other room with some Nutella.
You're like, what's happening?
Yeah, that's how they get you.
All right.
Okay.
Well, look, we have a very special guest.
Yeah, we do.
So I think we got to break down for not breakdown, but like stop down for a second and then bring in our illustrious guest.
It's been a long time since she's been on the podcast, but we need to have her on for a couple of reasons.
One, because we miss her, but two, because Alex and her have a very special announcement.
So make sure you guys stay tuned and we'll be back right after.
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Why?
Because it's taking away one of the only two genetic advantages I have ever been given in my life.
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What do you have to lose?
Just go do it.
Now let's get back to the show.
And we're back.
Like I said, big news, special guests, but big news, okay?
Very big news in the podcast world.
It looks like all those podcast studios out there in the world are about to go out of business.
Okay.
Wait, can I show something first?
What?
Can I show something first?
Oh, if you want to.
Yeah, I want to show you something first.
Oh, motherfucker act like I don't know how to hype shit.
Shut your mouth and then let me hype shit like I do.
I'm good at this hype shit, okay?
Street certified.
Street certified.
Are you trying to interrupt?
Can I build up some shit first?
Al go ahead.
Nah, you don't like this.
Keep building.
No, no, but I build up to this.
You know what this is?
I assume it's a highlight reel of what it is.
Oh, shit.
You know what they do?
Did you guys do a sketch?
Oh, God.
Here we go.
All right.
Here we go.
I'm so underwhelmed already.
Yo, fuck you.
New York City, August 8th, 2020.
Son, we're not doing nothing.
This COVID shit is crazy.
People got Amazon stores, eBay stores.
What the fuck we got going on?
We are doing stuff.
Like what?
I just joined the Black Effect Network, right?
Like, I mean, you're a director on Netflix.
Wheezy.
No one reads the credits.
No one.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
We're going to be broke.
Dude, oh, my God.
I'm going to, I tell you, I'm not going to be able to shop in Olives anymore.
We're going to be fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm going to have to do my own nails.
This is bad.
I mean, I can't know more.
Uber.
I'm going to have to fucking ride the bus.
Don't even look at me like that.
Because you know what?
You, you're going to have to drive a Honda.
Yeah, you like her Tesla?
Well, you're fucked because it's not just me.
This is fucked.
We're fucked up to clean my own house.
I'm going to have to move to Jersey.
No, no, I don't have to move to Jersey.
We'll just, we'll just, we'll just become roommate.
We're about to level up.
Hold up.
No.
Uber.
No.
I mean, I know how to drive men away, but I don't want to drive people around.
Uber eats.
No.
The only thing I'm going to deliver to get eaten is my ass.
What about flat tummy tea?
Might be a little too late for that.
Dude, I got it.
Holy fans!
Got to wait for this moment.
Okay, so I'm thinking that we'll do like a nice zoomed in shot of my.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I got the visuals.
You just be a horribly good actress.
Okay.
Like that.
Fuck yes.
Oh my God, Alex.
This is it right there, right there, right there.
Oh my God, it's so good.
It's so good.
It's so good.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Scrunch them.
Sunchum though.
Scrunch them a little bit tighter.
Yo, what the fuck are we doing?
We should be focusing on the talents we already have.
Like what?
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Hey, okay.
Y'all should have let me.
Great idea.
That's a long ass.
How long was that shit, bro?
It was two minutes.
And it took shit.
It took a long time.
Shout out to Eddie.
It did take a long time.
You got that shit right now.
Hey.
Hey, fuck.
We didn't rose Allen up for his acting back in the day with the fashion videos that he thought he could still act.
I thought he did a really good acting job because you never get to see Alex talk or see him in action.
You know, it's always behind the screen.
Yeah, on personality.
We see him every single day.
Who?
He got a whole camera back there.
I listen.
I don't know what y'all be doing.
I promise everybody at home watching the studio is way better than that.
In all seriousness, in all seriousness, I like the fact that you guys went for it.
That was fire.
But more importantly, I like the fact that you guys are doing this business.
That's such a great idea.
Such a great idea.
I think it's awesome.
Everything okay?
Yeah, I just want to center one of the camps.
Which camp?
Aykash and Wheezys.
Okay.
The point is, I thought it was an absolutely awesome idea.
I love that you guys went all for it.
You know what I mean?
I'm upset, Al, that he was cheaping out on us and the shit that we need in our studio.
How did he cheap out on y'all?
He did.
I don't see our little teleprompter shit like that.
You got a teleprompter.
But nah, we got an iPad that glitches during the Netflix special was glitching.
And we said, when you had a whole studio you setting up, you could have taught us how to do it.
Oh, no, no, no.
Let me tell you something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your influence on Alex, he be talking to me crazy now.
I'm like, that's not a guest shit by the way.
No, Clean this.
Do this.
I don't need you to do anything.
Just fucking clean.
Yo, also, what the fuck does she do, yo?
What do you mean?
You don't need her for this.
Oh, shit.
That's why you mad.
You gotta make hype.
This is how we're gonna make hype.
He got better.
Now that we got tailored.
What the fuck?
The question is, what the fuck is Weezy doing on the media?
Alex.
He trained me on the media.
You know how to do all that shit?
I'm like, Eden now.
You sitting in.
You ain't going to be here for much longer.
He's anxious.
Sorry, Eddie.
You got this, yo.
You got this.
Nah, y'all.
I'm glad to see you.
I'm very proud of you, bro.
We're very proud of you, man.
No, Alex trained me.
So, I mean, so you know how to run it and shit?
Yeah, so I know how to run the soundboards, record people when they come in, and engineer their audio.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Son, I didn't know it was that easy, bro.
I didn't know it was that easy to run all this shit.
This whole time, I was thinking it was difficult because they didn't train me.
Who's that guy?
She's still easy.
She still got some lessons to go.
So she's, can she run it by herself?
Damn.
I mean, we gonna keep niggas thinking.
Yeah, but he got to keep a job, too.
You can't explain how replaceable he is.
Yeah, that's true.
You're really shitting on his whole career.
He said it's easy.
You live in this shit from August 8th to now?
Ain't that hard?
I smell breakup.
You got to edit.
I smell a breakup, motherfucker.
I smell a breakup.
We already had our first fight, yo.
What happened?
What was the first fight about?
That'd be first?
So, you mean you telling us we don't need a telephone number for a fucking business?
You don't.
I agree with that.
I agree.
What if you're not doing that?
Who's calling the phone?
What's the number?
What's another show studio?
People aren't booking time at your studio.
That's my point.
That's fucking right.
So weird business where people would need to call.
What if someone's out?
Look, anyway.
You got questions about the business?
They got a call.
Nah, actually, you got a call.
Nah, DM me.
She's actually right.
I realize that.
Nah, she's right.
Yo, you got a book without a fucking phone.
Are we flip-flopping?
We flip-flopping.
Yeah, we're going to fluff.
We can't do a business without a phone number.
That's actually really stupid.
Who's picking it up?
We're going to have it on the computer.
Son, all right.
You going to check the messages?
No, she's not because she don't do it.
You got the time to do that.
You are getting fucked, bro.
You don't see what's happening right now.
I know what's happening right now.
Yo, Alan's got me doing shit.
I was on the chatter.
Oh, you know what?
Hey, you know what?
This is all.
Alfuezy's getting over on you.
Half a Weezy shadow.
You picked the half.
Half a Weezy getting over on you right now.
Be careful, Al.
I gotta thank you.
Don't put this on me.
This is all you.
Don't put this on me.
I was thinking about doing a studio, and you were like, I think something like this, it would benefit you to get a partner, a business partner, to help you out.
What'd I say?
That, exactly.
I was probably suggesting me.
So I thank you.
What are you still doing?
Can we say how it happened?
How I found out about this?
This shit is the funniest thing in the world.
I thought you said you.
This is the funniest thing in the fucking world, right?
So we're planning to go to Florida maybe for a few months, right?
Or Texas.
That was our first time.
Or Texas, right?
That was our first part.
So we plan to go to Florida, Texas, for a few months, right?
I don't know that this motherfucker had been building his goddamn studio for the last few months.
I thought he's working like us on Netflix, but apparently he got free time.
Okay?
Maybe he didn't have Corona at all.
I got to check to see if we still got to go.
Oh, no, that's the reason we didn't.
I got 60.
We got all our cameras.
This is all last month.
So, no, no, I know I'll bust balls.
But so I'm like, yo, this is what we're going to do.
We got to, you know, get the fuck up out of here if we can.
You know, we're very blessed to be able to do something like that.
Very blessed.
So, because I'm blessed.
Bless.
So, so I come in.
I'm like, yo, we're going to go to Miami.
We're going to go down there for a couple months.
So, Al is not as enthusiastic as I would think, right?
Most of Al's wardrobe is for Miami.
Al has three outfits for New York.
He's been wearing the same three outfits the last time.
Friend, you do love a button up.
But when we go down south, oh my God, it sets it on fire.
The linen is cold.
The button downs, all different colors.
It's miraculous.
Taco meat.
Taco me.
That's your Puerto Rican shit.
He's true Puerto Rican.
He's thirst strap IG photos and be yes.
Fire, fire, fire.
You think he's going crazy, but it wasn't the level of enthusiasm I was expecting.
Something was off, right?
I come in, it's after a weekend.
I come in.
Al and Mark are a little subdued.
I'm like, what's going on?
Mark gets a move close to where he's from.
He's talking about how amazing Florida is what's going on.
Al says to me, he goes, Yo, you know what?
It's kind of tough.
This old Florida said, maybe we should go down for two weeks.
I go, what do you mean?
Maybe we should do that.
He said we, which was not a we thing.
No, it wasn't we.
Yeah, Mark and I were talking.
He brought Mark into it.
And he goes, it's so expensive to do this whole move.
And then he goes, maybe we should do it for two weeks or something like that.
Just check it out.
See if we like it.
And I'm like, Al, that don't even add up.
The expensive part is moving down.
You mitigate that cost by staying longer.
If anything, we should stay longer.
And he's like, no, no, I don't know about that.
I'm like, yo, the decision's made.
Yo, we're moving somewhere.
Okay.
I can't eat in a cold no more.
I got to take a shit.
Let's go do the podcast.
I go take a shit.
Like a minute later, Al comes running into the bathroom.
Yo, can we talk?
I'm like, yeah.
And that's the best time actually to talk about.
That's how you get it.
He makes it sound like that's crazy to do.
That's super normal to do.
That might be super normal.
It takes long shit.
Do you like company when you shit?
I don't mind it.
I don't mind.
He's in a great mood normally.
And he's in a good mood.
I'm in a better mood.
I'm feeling light.
And he can't move.
So Al is scrambling, right?
And I know when Al's scrambling, when he does some shit that I don't know about, because he always blames me.
Right?
When Al does some shit like that.
Alright, I need you to know.
That's my new party.
Oh, yeah, he'll do it with you too.
I know when Al's on his little adorable manipulative shit.
It's the cutest shit in the world.
It's so cute.
Like, it'll be like this.
When he knows that he'll tell me some shit that's going to disrupt things, it'll be like this.
He hit me with this.
He'd be like, yo, Schultz, you know how you was telling me I got to start my own thing?
And the funny thing is, he thinks I don't know what he's doing.
Every single time it's the same shit.
So I'm like, all right, Al.
That you're sitting there like, man.
You know how you were telling me to take a vacation?
Literally, I was like, yo, you know how you were telling me I got to start my own shit.
I never said that once.
We building stuff.
We got plenty of work over here.
Yeah, he said, build my shit.
Yeah.
Build my shit.
Yeah, we got to do.
Me, me, me.
Okay.
So he goes, yeah, so I really like when you, that shit really motivated me.
It like changed my life trajectory.
He's really leaning into this shit like it's some fucking Tony Robbins, you know, whatever they call it.
Do you look at the stall?
He's just walking on coals or something.
You're like, whoa, exactly.
He's like, yo, so we did it.
You know, we went out, we built this podcast studio.
We're going to do it.
I'm like, all right, that's dope.
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Cool.
Yeah.
We still moving to Miami, bro.
It is what it is.
These decisions have been made, baby.
Well, maybe you should have called.
Maybe you should, we should have gotten a fight when I was taking the shit.
Why, what happened?
What fight y'all get into?
I thought you knew how to use the equipment.
Not until y'all started moving.
I was like, oh, we're going to like it.
As long as you had an original intention.
Well, make her earn her money.
No, no, you're welcome.
To be clear, the podcast studio is not just, I mean, we have a pod class we're teaching to members, so they don't even have to be in New York.
We're going to help people with remote recordings.
Like, it's not just.
Are you going to teach them how to do remote recordings?
Yes.
I've been doing it for my own show.
I mean, I had to learn these things by my own equipment.
I have another show for fact's sake.
I don't do it with someone local.
And not to mention, like, I've been podcasting four years.
I wasn't a celebrity or anything like that.
And I had to grow my base organically.
Like, I mean, granted, I learned about like YouTube.
Wait, are you a celebrity now?
No.
Which is why I need a partner.
We have to clarify that.
We just have to clarify that.
All right, go on.
No, I didn't claim to be one.
I was saying like celebrities that start pods don't need to do that much work, right?
At all.
So yeah, yeah.
But when you're just like, whatever, 3,000 followers are on Instagram and people follow me for tits.
I'm like, how do I translate the tits to like views?
And it wasn't OnlyFans, it was podcasting.
And I really want to show people how to do that.
And to toot your own, you know, to toot your horn horn, it's hard to get people to care about what you say if they're following you for tits.
It is.
Because usually people who follow people for tits don't want to hear them make a statement.
That shit is so sad sometimes, bro.
I follow these Instagram thoughts and all that.
And they'll be like, guys, I have this new thing.
Like, they'll come out with something.
And people are just like, I'm going to buy your clothes.
I want to see you take them off.
It is hard to do that.
It's very hard.
Very hard.
But once you grow that base, what do you do?
And I think that I've, over time, and maybe even up to a year ago, I don't think I could have taught a class on it.
But now I'm understanding.
Are you guys teaching classes on making shitty sketches?
Dude, you feel what's crazy about it?
I started doing punch-up and actually writing shit.
And I feel like that FAIR.
You start writing shit after you filmed that?
Yo, why don't you just call us?
We do this for a living.
We would have helped y'all.
Would you?
You were too busy.
Yo, you painted Alex's toenails.
You don't like them?
I don't see.
You guys, bro.
He tried to say he got the toenails painted for this.
Yeah, you lied to us.
Dan, I have lied to you.
All these deflections.
Yo, now you understand how your mom feels.
I understand where she's coming from, bro.
That hurt my heart when he tried to manipulate me into being proud of him for leaving what we're doing.
I mean, I mean, definitely your info because you knew how to do the studio, except the fucking sound panels.
How was I installing sound panels?
You got to do something.
Yeah, you got to be here for something.
I'm going to teach a class.
Hey, girl, build something.
How do you teach a class about podcasting?
Like, point the mic at you.
For one, right?
You guys have a gift where you don't need necessarily a structured app, structured out.
I got a gift.
His name is Abdul.
A lot of people need less, right?
You got to have it.
He got 1.4 million YouTube subscribers.
It's 1.52 million.
You counted those.
Hey, Hanukkah, dude.
I know.
I'm just fucked with him.
Okay.
But so I want to know, I want to let people know if you are in New York City or you're in the surrounding area and you are trying to look for studio space.
Because a lot of these people went to, you guys went to the other, the competition.
We even started an engine room.
Yeah, I mean, trash.
Yes.
It sucked.
Honestly, the worst, the more shit got.
Like, literally the last place I recorded, my audio for one of the most listened to podcasts I had that year was awful.
And they were like, oh, next time you refer someone to us, we just won't use that engineer.
So how are you guys going to not make the mistakes that these places have made through the experiences we've had there?
We're podcasters that built a studio.
Now we talk about that.
And that's a larger difference.
People have been watching Alex's videos and yours and seeing that and trying to emulate that.
I mean, everything you do that Alex has created from a visual perspective, people take the idea.
Whether they're bigger than you, have more listens than Flagrant, they all take it.
And I feel like it makes sense to learn to grow your own from someone that's done that.
I mean, I would want to, right?
Why would I go to a studio with someone who bought a $100 mic and is going to tell me how to do my shit?
Y'all going to give away all our secrets and not pay us.
That's a good business model.
I mean, I got it.
You had a great business model.
That's how mine has been.
You inspired me to take all the shit that we made and sell it to people.
Truffling, bro.
Truffling.
That's a little truffle right there.
I wonder who developed that little truffle.
Truffle, though.
Colonizer Energy.
Damn.
No.
This motherfucker right here.
That's the half.
No.
Y'all got some good sandwiches over there.
We should take them sandwiches and sell them somewhere else.
But you don't have yours to the public.
Yo, rock and roll music is cool, bro.
That shit is so dope.
You guys are like, y'all don't get what white people do.
No.
No.
I don't get his video.
I'm just saying, this is how white people did it.
They'd be like, yo, Elvis was doing this rock music.
Yo, we did not take no shit from Florida.
I'm just saying.
You just said it.
I pissed this model all the fire.
He's all right.
Hold on.
Alex knew that.
He did it by himself.
No, I mean, it's you and them, but Alex made it.
We didn't do nothing.
You're right.
We had nothing to do with it.
I'm not going to give you that credit, Andrew.
You a funny motherfucker, but Alex deserves his flowers for making bomb shit.
Let's go.
He deserves his flowers.
That's why he gets to direct the Netflix special.
Okay, so don't act like he's fucking stealing shit from you.
No, you are.
What the fuck you get to do with it?
No, but what we create over here is collaborated by all of us.
Alex does nothing by himself.
I do nothing by myself.
Mark does nothing by himself.
And Akash does nothing by himself.
But we all create some cool shit.
But the idea that one of us would have total ownership is not true.
Like, even with the Netflix special, I never say it's mine.
I think that's very admirable.
Especially when you can acknowledge teamwork.
I think you deserve a lot of credit for that.
And Charlemagne also, I always have admired that the both of you always, like, no matter what it is big that happens to you, you don't boast about it being your own.
You always mention someone else.
And I think that's a really important thing we need to do.
It absolutely is.
Yeah.
You have to do it.
If you want people to be loyal to you, I think they also deserve their credit.
They do.
100%.
So we're all a part of the podcast studio now.
Yeah, we just made ourselves.
Podcasts together.
They're like, I have a show coming out on TV.
They're going to produce that show in there.
I mean, scene one is starting in our studio.
This is for film.
This is photography on the other.
And like it's full scale so that it's not just podcasting.
I love it.
I think this is great.
I think it's such a great idea.
And I think there is a real gap in the marketplace for a quality podcast.
Exactly what I was saying.
When you look at Engine Room and I was watching what they had, I was like, oh, this is the void in the market.
You guys are filming it.
Yeah.
It's an engine room that looks good and sounds good.
And if you're doing a podcast and you don't have money for your own Flagrant 2 studio, your own hyena den, this is the last thing.
I'm sick of seeing people at a table with mics.
I mean, not a coffee, because you know what I mean.
I enjoy this so much.
It's so fucking annoying.
Yeah.
I don't want no Ikea shit.
Like, dude, Alex told me I was allowed to design that shit.
I was like, CV2 Bo concept.
I wasn't playing.
I want to sit in a place that looks like it's Lux because that's the video you're going to get.
What the fuck is the 4K if you're sitting at an Ikea desk?
And you're getting 4K videos.
That's another thing.
Yeah.
We didn't, we at the first place, we were getting fucking what, 720 or whatever?
Yeah.
Early on.
Yeah.
That's right, bro.
People are charging prices like around New York or even Brooklyn for shit that's trash.
Like iPhone quality is better.
And so I think that once you like, and he's learned how to do it, you know, through experience, of course, like, why not give it to other people so that they could do the shit that I did, right?
Like, I wasn't somebody.
It took time.
My shit was bad too.
And you made that some of that bad video.
So, you know, we grew up and we got better.
He learned a lot.
He taught you everything he knows and now he's leaving for.
Bro, the fight is.
I'm going to have a panic attack.
Oh, yeah.
So you didn't tell us about the fight.
Oh, so he told me like a hint about you guys going to Miami.
Weezy or French means so much to me.
Yeah.
Oh, yo, I'm so.
This is what he did.
Yo, I'm so proud of you for learning how to do all that.
Weezy, you know, when you inspired me to go explore and told me that, like, I'm in my zone in warm weather.
You told me that that's when my chakras were aligned.
Yo, he starts by saying, so it's like he didn't even tell me he was moving to Miami.
So basically, like, I feel like I'm going to do the weekends because I work nights.
So I'm probably going to do a lot of the weekends and I'm going to fly back on the weekends.
I was like, oh, really?
From where?
So we're going to Miami.
Okay, like, but when?
Next weekend.
That's how I told my girl.
I don't know how he did it.
That's how you do it.
Dude, I was on Alex.
When did you expect him to work?
During the week?
No.
But I'm saying, like, to know he was leaving.
He's out.
He's going to work at night.
Yo, let him have his own time.
We're about to start fighting.
Me and you.
You guys are in a custody battle.
I know.
We might be, bro.
No, Alex hasn't been in that studio.
I'm going to have to fire Alex from your business just to make a point.
Hey, Al, you're fired from our WTF media.
It's going to have to be WTF Studio.
Take the media out.
But I mean, you know, it's been hard because we couldn't start our studio because Netflix.
Right.
Right.
But I totally understand this shit.
Sucks.
His shit.
So seven o'clock, he has to come because he's working here.
So I'm there in the day.
And then when I, he comes in, Alex is such a fucking asshole, dude.
I'm screwing together a bar cart.
It took me two hours.
Okay.
I know it should have taken less time, but it's really hard.
Nah, nah, it took me about two hours to put a basket on my girl's bike last night.
I'm not gonna feel better.
And the first thing I did.
I had a bad time, bro.
Because I had to keep the electrical to the front of the basket.
It's a whole thing.
Y'all wouldn't know.
I literally should have had a union job to do this.
That's how it felt like.
Oh, I'm on some different shit.
Now that I know I could use a drill, oh, please.
He comes in after working all day with y'all to talk about doing nothing.
You don't think the wheel's kind of off?
The wheel's kind of off.
Son, the shit.
She didn't even put it together right.
Also, look at it.
It's a bar cart.
Let me help you with Alex.
Let me help you with that.
You ain't clean none of this shit.
Let me help you with that.
This is something you have to understand.
Uh-oh.
Get ready for him to never be excited about anything.
Okay.
No matter what you pitch him, it could be the best.
Yo, Al, we got this idea where you fuck these three girls and then it's totally great.
And like, we're, you know, we're going to film it.
We're not even going to put it out.
It's just for you to fuck three girls.
And then you do whatever you want with it.
He'll be like, how we gonna shoot it, though?
Like, that's my excited face right there.
So I don't even know if we'll be able to do this.
Like, it's kind of, hasn't that been done before?
Just get ready for that.
I see it.
You've been doing that.
He'll walk in and like the more he walks in, the more shit set up.
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I'm like, you like it?
Yeah, it's good.
It's cool.
So anyway, I like, I mean, it's sweat and blood and tears, but you know, it's going to make you strong.
It's going to make you believe in your thing.
Everybody thought we were going to end up together.
Now we're work husband and work wife and probably about to have a divorce.
So yeah.
No, I don't think you guys will get divorced.
No.
But you just got to have defined roles in the business.
That's when shit I think gets tricky.
Well, we've been trying to figure that out, too.
Yeah.
I mean, and you know, I learned a lot from my first partnership with Mandy, right?
We have something so amazing.
But we didn't plan anything together.
Yo, where's Mandy's piece?
That's right.
Mandy deserves a little something.
She has her shit going on.
She's like, she deserves a little something, yo.
Yeah.
From Alex and I?
I think she deserves a little something.
Why is she getting free studio time?
She needs a little taste.
That's what I'm saying.
She needs a little taste.
I mean, she needs a little taste.
Also, you give him free studio time to do it.
For horrible decisions?
Hell yeah.
It's mine.
She's my partner on that.
But you only own half.
You get half price.
That's what I'm saying.
Yo, I'm just saying.
You won't have, you get half price.
Are we running a business?
Are we not running a business?
You know what I'm saying?
He owes her.
He's stealing 100% of my shit.
The least you could do is pay 50% to Al.
Bro, we're giving you crowd work on YouTube, bro.
You see how it works, bro?
She's going to do crowdwork videos on YouTube next week.
Alex shot them.
He's really the one who thought of those things in the moment when you think about it.
The way he positioned those cameras made you think of those witty things.
This is for business, bro.
Sounds great.
No, no.
Listen, in all seriousness, if you're starting podcasts and you want to make it legit and serious.
Well, the thing that's important to know that this is not only video.
Right.
So you can also just do audio there.
Yeah.
You could also do like YouTube live streaming.
Like if you're not a podcaster, but you're a little like influencer hoe.
Yeah.
You don't have to be a hoe.
I like influencer hoes, though.
They do the best YouTubes.
They'd be like, yeah, a lot of you asked me how to do my makeup.
Those are bitches only influenced.
Those are the three girls we're going to.
I didn't even think about OnlyFans.
We just got to put a bunch of people.
Everybody's only shit.
Yeah.
Professional OnlyFans too.
Yeah, I like that.
Actually, that's fire.
We don't discriminate against it.
What about Twitch girls?
Yo, change your website.
We got to put OnlyFans.
Okay, now this is going to be really interesting.
I know how important black voices are to you.
I know how important black business is to you.
I heard that because it's so important, you're only going to be doing business with black people.
I mean, I love to take white money, but I mean, we're opening Black History Month and we're hiring black and brown.
So I feel like I've been making it.
You got to pay the bills.
It's reparations.
Woke, woke, woke shit.
Go out the window.
Said it's woke.
I'm taking white money.
I'm just not paying white people.
What about lifting black voices?
Why not just not pay them and make them pay at all?
Oh, the team is black and brown.
What do you mean?
But I'm saying, what about the podcasters?
Like, just let them have the studio free because you care so much about the black voices.
Invest in black voices.
I want to allow them to have a half black voice.
I'm just saying, yo.
We give them the opportunity to walk out of here and stay on.
Which side are you?
Which half of you is running this business?
This one.
Gila.
You sounded very geila.
Stop it.
I do.
I've been getting real jewel.
I ain't going to lie to you.
Geela been coming out every time the play school.
How much is the rent?
What's included?
Oh, it's been bad.
I actually think this is really.
I love this.
And I'm very supportive of Al in this endeavor.
I think it's absolutely amazing.
I told him, as long as it doesn't affect our stuff, and then it could get to a point where that has to be your main focus.
And when that has to be your main focus, I totally understand.
I don't want anybody to not, you know, do something that they absolutely love.
But we also have to have this as our main focus.
There are people who are.
Yeah, I think that's where the partnership helps.
You know, I don't have some of the time either.
I mean, we've had a lot of help from Eden as well.
Shout out to Eden.
Like, who will be in our studio?
I mean, like, yeah, like we both know we couldn't commit full time to this.
Right.
And I think that's really why it helps with the weight.
I mean, especially knowing that he can't ever be there until nighttime, Alex specifically, and then I have to help record with shit during the day.
So it's nice.
I think it's been a good balance so far.
And I hope we can figure out our roles.
Yeah, you know, he does good when we fight.
He gives me hugs.
That's his sorry without saying sorry.
I forgot what I was going to say, but Leezy interrupted me.
What was the fucking idea?
That's a great idea.
Bro, I don't know.
I learned.
Oh, that's what it is.
Just like, but I wish, how do I frame this?
But like, I not only wish, I think it's very important that everybody has experience running their own business because you start to, it's no different than like what I've heard from my friends.
Like, once you have your kids, you understand your parents' way of like doing business with you.
Yeah.
Once you have the responsibility of your own business, all of a sudden, like the things that people have said to you when maybe you were working with them, they all of a sudden seem a little bit more understandable.
Or when they had economic anxiety about certain situations that weren't maybe that you didn't feel that way, all of a sudden you're like, oh, now I kind of get that.
So I think that's just like super healthy experience.
That's why I'm really supportive because then you understand the tough maybe decisions that you guys are going to have to make, what it's like dealing with people.
And maybe you guys will also understand, you know, why, who knows?
Maybe certain companies make certain decisions that at first you weren't supportive of, but now that you're in that situation where you're like, yo, I would love to take this money.
Like, would you take money from a podcast that have views that you didn't necessarily agree with?
They weren't racist or hateful, but just maybe conservative views.
Yeah, like Republican shit is fine.
I don't do racist shit.
Of course, no, racist is unacceptable on all platforms.
So like for me, I mean, even with the Trump, I'm not a Trump fan at all, but like Republicans to me aren't wild.
People that like are super crazy MAGA, like, you know, they're the wild boys.
That's wild probably shit that no.
But I mean, no, they won't be allowed in this space.
You got, it's a black-owned studio, and I think that's like absolutely insane.
Conservatives that want to talk about, yo, come on and talk about, you know, God and Jesus.
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We're producing a Bible podcast.
Hell yeah.
With Brianna.
Oh, good.
She's fucking hilarious.
She's like, I can't wait to talk about Jesus.
I was like, apparently, I didn't even realize this.
We did a sketch for Guy Code like years ago.
Yeah.
And every once in a while, it just goes viral on some random platform.
And it's this sketch where she's getting, I'm a mechanic and I'm fixing her car.
Oh, I remember that.
Yeah.
And she's like hitting on me through fixing a car and I'm just acting oblivious.
Like, I don't know what the fuck is going on.
But this was like hit TikTok and go viral randomly on Instagram.
Some account goes viral.
And I remember seeing her on your, I think it was your podcast.
She was on episode of Horrible Horrible.
She killed it.
And she was so funny.
So she's celibate.
Yeah.
This is what's so this is it.
And she's like really hot.
But anyway, then we became friends.
And she's like really into God and her religion.
But I just, you never think someone's going to look like that.
So when I had her on horrible, I was like, I want you to talk about all the sex and the Bible references.
When I'm watching her talk, she's so exhilarating to watch.
Like she gave you everything in layman's terms.
Like thou shalt not do this.
Okay, so basically what that means is you can't sleep with your neighbor's wife.
Yeah.
I was like, she's like Bible genius.
I literally said, and I knew we were going to do our studio.
I was like, I want to produce your podcast.
So are you guys going to start producing podcasts too?
I mean, it seems like a...
I think naturally that's the way it'll happen.
You already have the space.
The biggest inhibitor oftentimes is the space and the time.
Maybe not at like what we know is like a loudspeaker level yet with like media and like advertising it, but for her specifically production as in how it'll look visually, helping guide them.
You can book a producer on ours as well, like to help you with show notes and all that on our site.
So yeah.
Will you make individual podcasts look different or will they all have the same background?
I think that we've been often talking about set design and not changing it up.
Because of course, like we have different furniture, we can move it all around and we have the space for it.
So I think that is appropriate if someone wants to spread the bread to do that.
But I'm some ideas.
I think that you can create backgrounds that are like different backgrounds for pretty inexpensive costs.
I just don't like the TV screen.
It's been done so much.
I'm tired of seeing that.
And the TV screen shouldn't be in a shot anyway.
Right.
Like, but I think that can be like off.
But I would do it just for your guys' pod.
I do.
We're already.
Mandy and I are actually creating that.
Okay.
Yeah.
Specifically for your fear.
But I just love this.
I think it's great.
I think it's awesome.
And like, I want everybody listening.
If you guys are thinking of starting a pod in New York, go check it out.
What's the website?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You yelled at me about the font not being big enough and you don't even know the fucking website.
Wow.
WTFmediastudios.com.
WTFmediastudios.com.
Go check it out.
And yeah, listen, if you already have an existing podcast, you're trying to step it up.
They can handle all those things over there.
Obviously, Alex knows what he's doing.
Wheezy, we're going to find out if you know what you're doing.
I pressed on it.
I still don't know.
And then he edits.
I still don't know what Weezy brings to this at all.
How?
I don't know what you bring to it.
She teaches a class.
So take the money for the class.
You take the money for the class.
I don't just teach the class.
You know, I'm a little judgmental.
Does she pay for all the equipment?
Only because we are 50-50 in this business.
I don't know what you do for your 50%.
You think I'm going to make money on that?
No, I know you make money.
You seem like you're making money right now.
And now I've been trained to also run it as well, as far as the audio and visual goals.
She put up the money?
I think we can put it up.
I think we can do the business without.
Everything's half-assed.
I don't think we can do the business without Alex.
Bro.
We got to support Alex, bro.
I don't think we can do the business without Alex.
I think we can do it out.
That's fair.
We're going to see the next podcast.
If Weezy were to make it, I'd hire him.
Whoa, You heard that?
You heard that?
If Weezy wanted to do it alone, she'd hire an Alex.
However, Alex is the best Alex.
Oh, shit.
But she just said you're hireable.
She did say that.
It didn't sound like no partner talking about.
No, meaning she could hire someone.
And I could hire somebody.
I'm not going to hire a Weezy, but.
To do what?
If you were to hire Weezy, what would she do?
Offering all the in front of the camera shit.
Oh, so you're doing like in front of camera.
Alex is offering customers.
Alex is not normally the one who's speaking on camera, right?
So as far as like consulting, people take calls with us, helping you with your show outline, like creating your pod.
Like, yeah, that's what I'd be doing.
Al, do you want to start a business right now?
I'll invest in it.
I want nothing, just Wheezy not to be in it.
Welcome to Shark Tank.
You're spinning, baby.
This is the best shark thing ever.
Seriously, seriously.
I had a conversation with Mandy yesterday.
She was like, if there's any way that you can carve any way you can carve Wheezy out of this situation, then let's do it.
Are you down?
I'll match it and double the price.
Mark's matching the offer.
Yes.
You're going to leave me again?
She left once already?
Again.
No, I'm talking about when he left Horrible.
Hey, I thought you got pushed out.
Yeah, I did.
He got fired, but now we're together.
I definitely added that to the about us section.
It was like how Alex and Weezy met.
I was like, what am I going to say about this?
And I was like, I'm going to say the truth.
After he got fired from Horrible, he got better.
Worked for Andrew Schultz, started doing this, and bam.
Not bad.
So we stole all of Horrible's ideas because we got Alex after, right?
Nah, nah, nah.
We put Horrible on.
Nah, we did, though.
Nah, we did.
No, you put Horrible on.
Nah, we did.
Nah, we put y'all on.
Y'all put horrible decisions on.
Come on, we gave you a good look on idiots.
I think we gave y'all a good look.
Yeah, I think that miles bumped up after that mailbox.
For sure.
You said we.
So she walked that back, right?
You know what?
In my eyes, that's a loudspeaker move.
Like, Chris Morrow really helped.
I mean, to me, like, when I walked in to meet Chris, like, I didn't even know how to describe horrible decisions.
He taught me how to, I was like, we have a sex pod.
He's like, no, like, what's your niche?
Who are you?
How to market?
Like, how to do our ad reads.
I mean, actually, no, Chris is really Chris is a really good producer.
Like, he understands conceptually and structurally how to do shows.
Yeah.
But yeah, my feet on that water bottle, that helped.
So crazy.
My relationship with Andrew and Elisa, brother, sister lease.
When I look at those clips, I'm like, I really was like, once on watch.
I have a question for Taylor.
Can two half-black people start a black-owned business?
That's a good question.
Because she's been thinking it the whole time, looking at y'all.
Like, what the fuck is this?
If their powers combined, technically they're black, but can't you, they're still only half black.
Yeah.
They're still even combined.
Yeah, can two half-Indians start an Indian-owned business?
Fuck out my family.
Never.
Never.
You might as well be fucking stanny.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
Gross.
Yo, what do you think, Taylor?
She's slump high as fuck.
Who's fucking up?
No, This is a black team.
It's a black podcast.
We got to get her out, Show Studio.
Black effect, not the half effect.
So, I think.
Let's go.
Let's go.
She sounds like MLK right now.
It's Kay's birthday.
I have a dream.
Get that finger out, Taylor.
I see it.
I sound enough.
Plop your hair back and forth.
No, I hear what you're saying in a way, right?
But at the same time, it just depends also how it's going to sound bad.
How black are y'all trying to be?
Come on.
No, no, I'm really saying this on purpose.
You might have to edit this out, but I'm just saying on a base.
It depends.
That's my own network.
But I'm saying, though, who do you think is more related to on your white side or black side?
The only reason why I'm saying that is just because.
Right.
And on, we're going to have to edit this out, but I'm just saying.
People come for Angeli trying to say that she, because she's half Asian, that she didn't really know a lot about the black culture.
That's all I'm saying.
Like, so you guys have to.
She didn't have that experience.
I'm just saying, like, make sure y'all talk black too, if that makes sense.
So let's be clear.
What did I say to the landlord before we moved in there?
You were right there.
The rent is going to be late.
What did I say?
Yeah, I hate you.
Yo.
Yo.
But that's not even that one.
That's not.
That's not black enough.
No.
How can we be more black?
But I'm not even trying to say that because you guys should reach to all different.
It's not just one type of black person.
Well, for one, I know at least we do know that you're not a black person.
That is a fact.
We do know that they're not a type of black person.
Okay, go.
This is fun.
You wanted that.
You say you want to come off vagrant.
You know what I mean?
Promote your business, you fucking thief.
I'm never going to announce anything on this podcast ever in my life.
I don't know.
If I have a kid, bro, I'm just going to have a kid.
Why do you think I got married like that?
I'm going to show up one day with a baby.
I'd be like, is that your kid?
Yep.
I got a kid.
That's some fries that they want to do that.
I was nervous acting.
I was like, is he going to be all right with this?
I don't know.
So to me, I'm going to not be all right.
Obviously, I'm going to support it.
It'd be weird, but you're on, you do this.
You've never done anything that's separate from Andrew.
I think it's exciting for at least people that fuck with you.
Yeah, yeah.
That's how it happened over there at Apple, too.
When people started doing their own little projects, you know what Steve Jobs did?
Snip, snip.
Okay?
Like your people.
They're all good.
Taylor?
To answer these fucking questions.
Cracker ass lady over here.
Yo, cracker ass cracker on this show talking to me about black business.
What type of sesame seed cracker is this over here talking all that shit?
It would be a massive nah.
I told the landlord, I was like, Look, I know you fuck with us, but I need you to understand a lot of black people are going to be coming in here, and I need to make sure that's not like a problem.
And he was like, Why would it be a problem?
I was like, Black people, okay, they're going to be loud.
It's a podcast.
My whole demographic's black.
Maybe his a little, you know, but it's not clean.
I didn't say it like that, but I did.
And he was like, I mean, okay.
Do you use the n-word when describing black people?
No, but I tried to give him like, you know, n-word energy.
I don't even think you could say the n-word, to be honest.
Come on, yo.
No, no, man.
I don't want anyone.
No, no, I'm gonna say it's not.
I'm not doing that.
It's crazy.
On Martin Luther King's birthday, bro.
That's why I said it's man.
Imagine the fan base.
Who do you go?
Who's your fan base more?
And like, who do you more relate to?
Yeah, who do you more relate to?
But you know the answer to that.
You know where I'm at.
I'm in these fucking streets.
Movie.
Bow.
Pyro.
You know what I'm saying?
Your boy's pre-certified.
I mean, he that might have a different colour.
Boy is pre-certified.
White woman, shut up.
Fucking black woman's talking.
You over here yapping out your cracker ass mouth.
Why you let him do this to me?
Yo, you want to work off me?
No, no, you're not going to do that.
You're not going to do that.
You handle it in front of the camera shit.
You're in the podcast.
Taylor's just worried that one of those black people come through the podcast.
You're going to call the cops on him, start asking for.
Yo, that's a good ass point.
That's a good ass point, yo.
You've been in Tulum with them whites.
Oh, shit.
You.
What white?
You've been hanging out in Tulum.
I've been with Mexican.
Tulum is white.
You guys are looking at the hotel zone photos.
I lived in the house.
Oh, so you, oh, so you like black people, but you can't live with them.
You can't stay where they stay.
Seeing white hotels.
That's fucked up.
I lived in a Mexican neighborhood.
In Mexico, they all Mexican neighborhoods.
No, no.
Why are you in Mexico?
Do you hear this girl, yo?
You don't know what you're talking about.
Do you hear this girl?
Tulum has a Williamsburg.
I'm telling you.
Do you hear this girl, bro?
Every neighborhood in Mexico is Mexican.
No, it's not.
It's Mexican.
White people took the shit over.
So you didn't.
You didn't stay in the Williamsburg or Tulum.
You betrayed your Jewish half like that.
That is she would go from Williamsburg.
You would find a Jewish neighborhood in Mexico.
I mean, I do live in the Lord's time in the area.
So I felt like, you know, the Mexican shit, man.
Bro, Al, Al, you got to be careful, yo.
At first, it's going to be like, let's both live here.
Let's both be part of this business.
And then eventually she might be taking a little bit more of your business.
And then eventually you don't even have a business.
Wheezy's like her promised business.
The female Drake in black.
She's the female Drake.
Why?
Because Drake would take like the weekend shit and everything.
This bitch been hanging out with y'all too long.
Don't you ever call black woman a bitch, yo.
This cracker ass lady called black women bitches, bro.
How dare these business with these white women, bro?
That's what he does, ain't it?
Ain't that Al's thing?
He loved white women.
I bet if Wheezy was full black, you wouldn't work with him.
He hit Taylor Tammy, he reached out to you about this.
Yo, did the disrespect.
That is fucked up.
Y'all got the same hair and everything.
Yo, that is fucked up.
She out here coming for your hair, bro.
She coming for your hair, Taylor.
Oh, my.
She's coming for your hair that you bought.
Taylor.
You got her use our hair, Taylor.
We're in our cashier's hair.
What the hell?
It might be.
How y'all?
Yo, this is wild.
We can't let her do this.
Yo, WTF Media.
Mediastudios.com.
That's very important.
Are you trying to start a podcast?
If you want information about starting a podcast, if you are just curious about what to do, maybe you want to be a podcast producer.
Maybe you don't even want to start.
You could also do classes on that, right?
Absolutely, yeah.
So it's classes, but it's an actual podcast location.
High class, high class, not gonna fuck up your audio like some of these motherfuckers.
Quality because they do be up.
Yeah, people listening to this podcast right now, like shit.
Flagrant audio ain't even that good.
Relax.
Point is point is, I think this is absolutely great.
I'm very excited for you guys.
Thanks.
I'm very supportive.
Anything I can do to help, obviously, I will.
Thank you.
You have my complete blessing in this business, and I want to see you guys thrive.
Put that picture back up.
Oh, shit.
Taylor's not done.
We got problems, right, Taylor?
Can we look at Alex's?
Why does it look like his coach swallowing him?
Like, I don't know.
Yo, that's not what you gotta look at.
Don't mind how tall you are.
Stop it.
He's on his tippy toes 100%.
Oh, he's not a Weezy toes.
Maybe it's the ankle.
No, he's on his tippy toes.
That's why he made Wheezy sit so he looked taller.
Yeah, and that camera angle, man, low.
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Shoot us up.
Shoot us up.
I like the picture, though, but I'm just saying.
Yo, I told Alex, I was like, yeah, let's we're all black, like leather.
He's like, nah, I'm getting minks.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
But here's the thing: for anybody listening to the podcast, there was a sketch that they put on before.
That will not be for the audio portion because that makes no sense.
Okay.
No.
Yeah.
It doesn't make any sense because it's just, you know.
Yeah.
But we were referencing that sketch.
You guys can see that.
We'll post it on Twitter or Instagram or these types of things.
Yeah.
I love this, guys.
Again, I'm very, very excited for you guys.
I hope that you guys absolutely kill it.
And again, all inquiries go to wtfmediastudios.com.com.
And also, obviously, they can DM both of you guys.
Yep.
What, what, what, what?
We have an Instagram too.
DM that.
WTF Media Studios.
So WTF Media Studios, we'll share that.
Because you're going to have guys looking at your feet.
Like, you don't know how to decipher what people want from you.
Yeah, they need you to hit us up on the IG.
So thanks for having us.
Of course, of course.
I think that I'm very excited.
I truly think this is a great idea.
Because honestly, you can fuck up your audio.
Yeah, this guy's a horrible idea.
It hurts me to kill because I know Alex has really wanted to be, you know, doing sketch, and it's sometimes good not to do stuff.
You saved him, really.
I did.
No, no, in all seriousness.
You guys got this.
I'm very excited.
I can't say that enough.
And I think that it's amazing.
I truly agree.
I'm trying to think how else that we can help, but we'll obviously keep talking about it on this podcast.
And I hope that we get a bunch of those pods that were going through Engler room getting their audio fucked up.
Yo, save mouse, dog.
I did his podcast in a fucking waiting room.
Oh, we gotta have mouse.
We gotta have mouse.
We should have top.
I mean, you guys, I don't understand why our community that doesn't have their own studio wouldn't move all those podcasts to you guys.
I mean, talk to Chris Moreau.
Talk to any of the podcasts you guys knew.
Why wouldn't they support you guys?
If it's going to be even better audio, better video, better quality.
I mean, I think obviously that's the goal, right?
Is to convert people that need elevated shit.
Like, there's too many good podcasts, people that are way funnier than the people with high-quality video, right?
Like, way better, but we're just talking about it.
I didn't mean for you to keep talking.
I was trying to talk.
No, no, no.
I'm just joking.
No, I'm just joking.
In all seriousness, I think there's a huge void in the market.
I'm glad you guys went for it, seized it, and I wish you the most success.
And you let us know how we can help in any way.
I love you.
Love you guys for real.
It's great to see you guys doing cool stuff.
Thanks for having me.
Of course.
Can I still be the flagrant princess or is it Taylor now?
No, Taylor is a flagrant.
Come on, yo.
We support black queens over here.
You can't even talk no dick.
You can't take no dick.
What you talking about?
You can't take no dick.
I heard you got short cervix.
Wait, what?
That's the word on the street.
Cervix is mad short.
No, I heard this.
Cervix is dumb short.
Wherever you are at this point, literally, everybody on the streets have been talking.
Literally, he's street certified.
So, I'm street certified.
They've been coming up to me and they'd be like, Yo, you know about Weezy?
Cervix is good.
And we don't know about that.
The last time I was on this pod, we were the guy that listened to Flagrant.
You guys met at Woahop.
Oh, yeah, I love that guy.
Yeah, he's great.
Well, I do too, but we're not together.
Anyway, she couldn't handle it because your Cervix mash show.
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I made room.
Nah, your Cervix mash show.
He was probably in there like that.
He was trying to do that.
No, that's you, Balfoul, Balfoul.
He was searching for it.
Movie viral.
Yo, Taylor already got the room made.
His man cleared it out.
Her man cleared that shit out.
Yeah.
Nah, you got the studio of parts.
You got the studio of parts.
And everything.
Nah, cock.
I'm on this show, so I feel like I have to say cock.
Let's go.
If I honestly say stay true, bitch, I'm okay, baby.
How you gonna let her tell you to stay true?
How you let her tell you?
Hey, Taylor, tell me what you felt.
You got a dick over here.
You know what I'm saying?
Nah, because Andrew Payne.
I ain't right.
Nah, you can't take no dick.
Why are you on this show?
Okay, I asked you a question.
Yeah, ask her.
I'm not gonna wait.
Ask her why she has hair like she can have one.
Ask her who the fuck she thinks she is.
No, I want to talk about bisexuality.
Yeah, talk about that fake shit.
She buy everything, yo.
No, no, no, no.
What do you claim is bisexual?
Because I had a conversation with my dad.
She buy everything.
I had a conversation with my dude about, he's like, yeah, you know, we should get three sons.
Like, just talking shit.
I'm like, no, that's not going to work.
So he's like, I mean, you buy.
So he thought I've been bisexual this whole entire time you've been dating me.
You're not bisexual?
You be eating pussy?
But just because I let a girl eat me out, so there's a thing called the Kinsley scale, and it basically shows you Keynesy.
Keynesy.
Keynesian.
And you're on your own element, yo.
Keynesy.
Well, anyway, I don't care.
Keenza scale of your homosexuality through heterosexuality.
There was a movie about it.
And like, you can, you can actually switch day to day.
No, because I'm gay.
So, like, maybe the day you ate pussy, you was high up on that motherfucker.
I was high.
I didn't eat pussy, though.
I let her.
Like, I'm definitely the receiver.
Like, you're less gay.
Yeah.
What is it?
Keynesy.
Just look up the movie.
It's starting Ralph Fain.
Yeah, I think it's Keenzy, but whatever, bro.
I just wanted to know what you thought was bisexual because he swears, because if I let a girl eat me out, then I think bisexual means you have experiences with both, right?
So I don't, it wasn't like, oh, I wouldn't necessarily say you're hetero if you've done things like that, right?
But just because it allows my friends to like, yo, you believe that?
Sitting in chair.
Come on, yo.
Come on.
Sitting there with some girl with legs and shit like that.
I mean, if men get their.
I'm not going to date a girl.
So it's bisexual, right?
So like your sexual experiences don't match your romantic ones necessarily.
Your sexuality is different from your emotional connection.
So your bisexuality can maybe just be talking about sex.
If a girl eats you out, you are good.
I mean, what kind.
Like, if a girl told me she has ate my pussy before, I'm going to be like, oh, so I can too then, I guess.
Like, right?
Did you not feel like there's a way of straight, bro?
Yeah.
I know you.
I'm easy on the lesbian side, yo.
I thought you were just saying I'm easy.
That's why she is pussy.
I think you're straight.
I think you got caught up in all this hoopla.
Hoopla is a motherfucker.
What is that?
Hoopla?
No, what hoopla?
It's hoopla.
It's hoopla with all this like gay shit.
It's a lot of hoopla.
Hoopla, bro.
Yo, it's hoopla.
Shenanigans.
You see all these like, you know, shaman hoopla.
Yeah, they be doing all this hoopla.
People be like, oh, you be talking about people problematic, but you fuck with Schultz.
And I'm like, damn, look at him right now.
I'll be a little bit more.
That's hoopla, too.
That's a bunch of hoopla.
Anti-schultz hoopla.
That's some, yo, all that anti-schultz hoopla.
That's hoopla.
Yeah.
Don't listen to none of that.
Same with all the, you know.
Hey, it's went to joke.
Because you're bisexual, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wheezy's gay, yo.
Wheezy's gay.
You're yourself bisexual because you also date.
Nah, You 100% gay.
Really?
100% gay.
So, what was I saying?
That's the only thing.
You just slap dick from the guy you met?
No, you liked him.
He was just gay about it.
I think you're gay, bro.
Look at Mike Pence.
He got a wife and shit.
He's gay.
A lot of gay dudes out there got wives.
You got kids.
I mean, I'm bisexual.
You're gay, but like romantically, I think it just depends.
You gay?
No, no, be honest.
You're gay.
Be honest.
I'm not gay.
You're gay.
Look at your jacket.
This is a gay.
It kind of.
You know, I threw the heels on because I felt like it was too lesbian.
I was just saying, you're gay, bro.
I was like, nah, let me sex it up.
No, I swear to you, I thought Weezy gay as fuck when I saw that jacket.
I really did.
I was like, I thought you gay, bro.
I think you're gay.
I'm not making that.
But you're not ready to go.
She's young MA for some time.
Yo, she's gay.
Coming Young MA.
Not that kind of energy, that energy.
Basically, though.
Basically, though.
Young MA rocking.
I don't really like that dick.
I am appalled.
That energy.
Why are you hating on gay people?
No.
Be a little bit more open-minded.
Maybe I'm gayer than I think.
Yesterday, we went to Philly to see his friends.
I was like, yo, are any of your friends cute or should I dress like I normally dress?
He's like, not a marriage.
And so I dressed gay.
Let me ask you this.
What if you're gay?
100% gay.
Well, I definitely love dick.
So that's not a cute.
But the truth.
Loving dick is a function of friction.
You're so narrow-minded about sex around.
You were used to dildo.
No, I didn't like that.
I scissored more.
I don't really, I don't really like toys in any realm that often.
A dick is a toy.
With my ex-girlfriend, it was mainly like scissoring.
You said you had an ex-girlfriend.
Yo, yo, hold up, Mad crosstalk.
One question.
Scissoring.
Cut that shit out.
Hey, get out.
Get that stupid shit out.
That shit is stupid.
Get it.
Cut out your scissors.
Cut it out.
Cut?
What is it?
What is it?
Cut it out.
No, but like, what's the deal with that?
Like, stop it.
Y'all trying to act like that does anything?
What is this?
No, that shit is lit, bro.
It's the clit to clinch.
And that shit is hot.
Bro, you lose your fingers way more decky.
Younger.
But this feels good as this.
And maybe that's the issue with y'all and why I had to teach some of your asshole army how to eat pussy the last time I was.
Don't talk about the guy that fucked you and you couldn't take his dick like that.
Don't make it.
You short cervix having ass.
You barely sit on that seat.
I got a short ass cervix.
I'm a fan of scissoring.
Like, I think it's super hot.
But eventually, when you say, all right, let's do something real.
Like, when do you stop scissoring?
Most women have pleasure orgasms, but nah, she just goes by, yo.
That's a lot of movie that's.
That's like the prostate.
I'm at a loss then.
That's the prostate.
You got to go deep.
Yeah.
Like you're a boy.
Inches.
You go inches deep.
For real.
What's wrong with Andrew?
I'm just saying.
It's the kid.
I'll be there deep.
I put my head in my shoulders because there's more dick comes out when I go down right there.
You just look like a little uncircumcised dick popping out of the dark.
But I go like this.
I put some neck in my dick.
That's what I do.
I literally transfer it.
That's what I do.
Adam's apple.
Adam's apple.
Yeah, you just swallow and that shit pops.
Boom.
Ready to viral.
There you go.
But no, in all seriousness.
Instagram story, and I was like, What is going on?
I'm street certified, bro.
This is what it is.
Look, point is this: you're certified gay.
Okay, 100%.
The jacket is rainbow.
I just realized that.
Of course, it is.
Taylor, bye.
But here's the thing: I love your gayness.
Thank you so much.
We accept you for who you are.
We accept you for who you are.
We just want you to be able to accept that.
I still like guys.
Okay.
But you can't.
I have a question.
Yeah.
If you get married to a girl, then are you gay?
Or if you get married to a guy, are you straight now?
Depends.
Well, it depends.
I feel like you should ask Andrew this question.
Your marital status has nothing to do with your sexual orientation.
There's a lot of married men that.
Can you let Andrew talk about this?
I mean, stop silencing.
She brought up an interesting point, but I'm curious to know what he did.
It looked like she was a little bit more.
Stop silencing straight men.
Yeah.
White men at that.
If I marry a guy, I am gay.
Okay.
If I marry a girl, you're not gay.
What's that called?
Normal?
My God.
Listen, I have a lot of gay male friends that fuck a lot of straight male friends.
That shit is so true.
That shit is so true.
I'm sorry.
I'm a gay friend who would only fucking straight dude.
And that's because there's a lot of these dudes out there that are.
They like the takedown.
They're like, oh, no, on the gay side, I get it.
But I think the straight guys, I think that they're terrified of their own homosexuality.
And low-key, that shit is fucking.
Of course, that shit makes me real sad.
Because I want, I don't know, like if that's who you love, if that's who you want to be with, right?
Be with them.
You have one fucking life.
You might as well spend some time with those people.
And that's what we're trying to say to you.
Yo, if you're gay, you know what I mean?
Stop for graduating for a while.
Why the times that we've hung out or been around each other?
Who does it seem like I'm...
Well, you've made me.
You've been on my girl an awful lot, if I may say so myself.
Hey, yo.
She's absolutely.
Hey, yo.
Look how gay you finna sound.
Look how gay you finna sound.
Yeah.
Weezy.
My crush on shit has like simple.
When I got the magnet for your wedding, I felt bad.
I was like, Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Because your people just got the right to get married.
That shit may have brought up bad feelings.
That shit was a little traumatic.
That was a little traumatic.
What we're trying to say is we love you and we want you to be able to be you.
And you always have a safe environment on this podcast to be that.
I think we've shown that today.
You're safe here.
You know, tell black women what to do.
You know what I mean?
Whatever you want to do.
That's your shit.
Yo, Taylor.
You're not gay, yo.
Thank you.
But you are if you want to be.
And we accept both of those options.
We love you.
What a welcoming speaker.
Getting your pussy licked doesn't necessarily make you gay.
No, it doesn't.
But it does make people go, oh, the sizzy gladiator, bro.
That's who she is.
She's a what?
The sizzy gladiator.
Like the scissor?
Yeah.
You're not the glizzy gladiator.
I got you, Taylor.
Why'd you look at me like that?
I'm trying to make sense of what Mark just said.
The sizzy, like scissoring.
We know this in our community.
We're the goozy.
Do we have a community?
We have white people.
Is Mark gay?
Is Mark gay?
I mean, he got bellyage in his hair.
Yeah.
That's gay.
There's a lot of evidence on both sides.
That shit is the your jacket of dudes.
You're like really sporting the Williamsburg-y look right now, and the gay ones have like a tote bag normally with them.
I don't have a tote bag.
So that kind of like knocks you out of it.
But I do love my own dick.
That's true.
Have you ever tried to suck it?
No.
Really?
I always thought all guys did that like in high school.
I tried to see if I could.
I wasn't going to do it.
What if you could have fit it in your mouth?
I wanted to know if I could.
It was like a stretch test.
Yeah, it was more of that.
It was more just stretching.
Yeah, I would have tried, but a friend of mine was trying to stretch my dick into my lips.
Yeah, inches, bro.
Inches.
Your boy got inches.
Yeah.
I don't know if you're going to cut this out, but when I was in Tulum, a girl was like, yo, you know, Andrew?
And she told me that she slept with you.
Oh, shit.
Hold up.
Uh-oh.
I'll take her name later.
And she was like, he was really good in bed.
And I said, really?
Now you can keep this in.
He came in, yo.
You know what I'm saying?
He's still out here in these days.
I said, I can't see it.
She was like, yeah, he was.
I was like, Andrew's a goofy motherfucker.
Are you sure?
Amazing in bed.
I was shocked.
Amazing in bed.
So he has to have some type of scorpion.
No, but you know what?
Andrew might have been a good fuck.
His foot fetish made me think that.
Do you have a foot fetish for her?
Say what?
No, we're not doing fetishes no more.
That's another thing.
I like feet.
Well, Andrew had a conversation with me about someone he was dating.
The first thing you brought up, talk about her feet.
You've done that a few times that time we were in that dining room.
So about her feet.
You kept bringing it back.
You can put forward.
But the feet.
I was like, why are you shaming, yo?
You can't just happen that.
No, I enjoy it.
But I think that shows you that someone might be a good fuck when you know they got like some weird, nasty shit.
You're like, oh, you're disgusting.
This could be good.
Was that girl?
Was that girl cute?
The one in Mexico?
Yeah, she's pretty.
See if you remember fucking.
That's what I do, bro.
Taking down bodies out here, bro.
You know what I mean?
I thought your type, like, for a while.
When you were single, I just remember the girl.
Boy, fiance.
Out of pocket.
Hold that.
Andrew, you said I still remember.
Honestly, the weird thing happened.
Like, once I fell in love with my fiancé, bro.
I forgot all women, bro.
Okay.
I literally forgot.
You know what's happened?
I was with my fiancé.
I was with my fiancé I love very much the other day.
We're walking down the street and I mistook this one girl that was outside our building for another girl that was in our building.
Right?
I thought they were the same person.
And she was like, they're not the same.
And I was like, man, you know, all these hoes look the same.
Except you.
What?
You called your wife a hoe, Loki?
When I said that shit again, I think I forgot part of that story, to be honest with you.
I really think I forgot part of that.
That shit felt like Alex's sketch right there.
That horrible ass story.
I'm sorry, guys.
Hey, everybody who listened and everybody's watching at home, I apologize for wasting your time right there.
That's all on me.
That's 100% on me.
Sometimes you think you know where you're going.
And then you like, now I got lost on the way.
Bro, I started at the end when I knew there wasn't a lot of real estate left.
You know, in the movie, like when they're driving towards the cliff and they got to figure out a way to stop the car, there was no brakes.
Cut the brakes.
The brakes were cut.
So your boy went off.
Point is.
We appreciate the attempt.
I went for it.
I was trying to compliment her and say, you're the only girl that I recognize now.
That's sweet.
That's what I do.
And a lie.
But we'll take it.
Shit, you gay ass up.
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Weezy.
If a girl said that shit to you, you'd probably like it.
Yeah.
I probably would.
I love some emotional shit.
Do girls get like super romantic with each other?
Depends.
Yeah, of course it depends what girl, but if I'm not.
I don't think we're over the top like men would assume, but it's just I see that women that I've dated have more empathy for shit.
Like, for example, I will never forget this.
I was going through a breakup, like full on tears, calling Alex, like, which guy?
The Wohop guy.
Oh, and Alex is like, yeah, big ass.
He's like, she couldn't handle it.
Yo, go on Instagram, son.
Stop fucking crying.
Go on Instagram.
Go find a blue check.
Why are you acting like this?
And I'm like, yo.
It off, so he's awful.
She couldn't walk.
Why do you think we went to Wohop, bro?
She was trying to find dicks that fit.
Yo, that's up for you to take us there while you're dating him.
What do you mean?
I'm just saying.
Well, I was into him, so I wanted him to meet my friends.
But do you remember the joke your friend told about the helmet?
Are you looking at me?
Disrespectful.
What girl?
What was that?
You remember your friend was there talking about helmets?
Because you were working on your like town hall at the time.
And you were like, should I say it all the way?
Should I say Riri?
And he was like, yo, oh, yeah.
I almost peed on myself.
That's how hard I was laughing at Wohop.
That you were coming.
Who was with us?
I don't remember.
I'm trying to think who's with us.
Alex left.
We went to Max Fish.
Some people that built your furniture.
And one guy that didn't shut up.
Ben.
Oh, and Mike.
Mike Montgomery.
Is he the one that doesn't stop talking?
He's the sweetest kid in the world.
I don't know.
That's so mean to say that.
That's so mean.
I was like, yo, can he?
He didn't eat the food.
He couldn't shut the fuck up.
Mike, we love you, man.
Stop slandering my guy, Mike.
Yo, we're here to slander you.
All right.
In all seriousness, 100%.
Lies and deflections.
100%.
Look, guys, we got to wrap up this podcast.
Anything else you would like to say, Queen?
No.
You should always have the last word, Taylor.
Black Queen.
She's spoken.
Wheezy.
Why you can't let her talk?
Why are you going to do that?
Taylor, anything you'd like to say?
Uninterrupted.
No, that's it.
She silenced her.
You happy about that?
Disenfranchised her from this podcast.
Unbelievable.
Try to make herself the princess.
I didn't name myself that.
She can be the princess.
I'll be the queen.
Oh, I'm not.
Let's get ready to remove.
See, you know, I really felt like it's gonna be nice.
Taylor's there.
Look who they turn you into.
You better not be this motherfucker when you leave here.
Don't be a Taylor.
Look what she's done.
Oh, shit.
You heard that?
Oh, she's trying to act like you're a Karen, bro.
You say that when you're taking your mouth, she's in your blackness right now.
She's saying you changed up.
That's a good ass point.
You gotta talk a little.
It has, it has like a hummy sensational.
I don't talk like I don't do all that shit.
Why do it in between?
So I can take a breath.
I like suck dick and then I like get up to.
Talk while you're sucking dick.
You know how annoying that is for the dude that finally thinks he's gonna get a moment of you shutting the fuck up and then you're down like oh I wonder if Mike talks when he gets a dick suck.
Oh Mike?
Like yo, what's so good?
Oh my god, this is the best.
Definitely talking about it.
Yo, I'm about to build this cow Shamar's shooting so much.
All right, but for real, we got to end this podcast, man.
It's been a long ass podcast, but we're very proud of you guys.
I'm looking forward to this business endeavor of yours.
One more time, WTF Media.
Mediastudios.com.
WTF Media was taken.
Well, we have two studios.
It's another, they're two encompassed in the same suite.
That's not what I asked, bro.
No, it wasn't taken.
We have two studios.
So you have WTF Media as well.
No, that was taken.
We didn't say all that.
That's why I just asked.
I hate her, yo.
But no, for real.
WTF MediaStudios.com.
Go check it out.
Check out the Instagram.
Get your podcast game up.
And if you with us, you have a podcast in the city and you're paying one of these other podcasts and studios.
It's not even really a podcast studio.
They're music studios.
Their main focus is music.
They're just doing podcasts on the side.
They're not even really caring about it.
That's why your audio is fucked up.
Come to people who actually want to give you the best quality podcast that you could get.
And that is WTF Media Studios right here in Soho, Bougie, Soho, Manhattan.
You know who that was?
Got it.
He's like, let's go to Brooklyn.
I was like, ah-a-we ain't gonna be the black studio.
Uh-uh.
Soho.
Brooklyn.
Brooklyn, too black for her.
People, I feel like people.
And if she sounds like Soho Karen, yeah, Soho Karen.
Soho, Queen Anne.
I want to be in Soho.
I didn't want to be in some place that fell out of the way.
I wanted it to be central.
And I wanted it to be central.
You really want her to be the face of your business app?
He loves it.
Don't let him ask like this in front of you.
He loves that shit.
Absolutely.
Yo, we're getting her out of here, bro.
We're getting her out of here, bro.
Six months, and we're getting her out of here.
We're going to build this whole thing out.
You gone.
WGF and me, where the fuck Weezy going.
All right, guys.
Peace.
Thank you guys for listening.
Actually, no, there's one more thing we need to talk to you about.
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Patreon.com/slash flagrant2.
You know, someone's got to generate revenue so Alex can spend it on his other endeavors.
And that's what we're doing over there at Patreon.
And if this is your first time listening, you can listen to a new episode every single week.
Unfiltered craziness over there at Patreon.
Thank you, patrons, for making us the biggest comedy podcast in the world on Patreon.
That's a pretty cool thing.
We're coming for number one spot in the world just on Patreon in general.
We could do that if you guys take us there.
We will see you there Friday.
And if we don't see you this Friday, we'll see you in the future.