Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh debate Twitter's ban on Donald Trump, arguing that while private platforms can restrict content inciting violence, such censorship risks establishing a dangerous precedent of digital colonialism where tech giants act as governments. They contrast this with the Capitol storming, distinguishing between political aims and violent property destruction, before pivoting to personal logistics like relocating from New York to Florida or Texas for better dining and studio lighting. Ultimately, the episode suggests that free speech boundaries are complex, balancing platform autonomy against the suppression of heads of state, all while discussing NFL stats and copyright disputes. [Automatically generated summary]
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Almost Drowned and Happy00:02:32
What's up everybody?
We're moving.
Now, we decided to have this conversation on a podcast because there's so many layers of hilarity to this.
But where does it all begin?
Okay, I'm depressed.
Oh, it makes me so happy to know that.
That makes me so happy.
I am.
Are you?
No.
I wasn't until I got a text from you.
He's way happier.
Now that he knows you're depressed, he's way happier at that time.
Hey, Andrew going to take you up with him, but he's also going to take you down with him.
We're going down with this shit, baby.
Hold on, Grace.
What's her name?
Satanic.
Rose.
Rose?
Whatever, man.
It should have been Grace.
Fuck's name is Rose.
Stupid.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, so, yeah, you know.
Let's, hey, let's, let's, I've never seen Adam like this.
It is.
You know what I mean?
We out of here.
We're moving.
We're moving.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me lay out the timeline of events.
Okay.
Timeline of events.
We have this.
We work our asses off on Netflix.
We have this amazing reception to the Netflix special.
Everything's awesome.
I go to Hawaii.
I go on this amazing vacation.
Everything's great.
I know the depression is going to come.
Oh, you're aware of it.
Oh, yeah.
Every time there's like, you have this like, you know, monumental achievement in your life.
It could be you're in high school and you're training for the marathon or something like that or a race.
And then you finally win the race.
Afterwards, you're like, yeah, down for a little bit.
You know, just part of it.
There's ups and downs.
You like your happiness, all the happiness you're feeling in that moment.
It's almost like drugs, right?
It's like taking like a lease on that happiness for, you know, from tomorrow or whatever.
So I gobbled up all that happiness and now I got to pay to Piper and that's fine.
Is what it is.
Doing my best.
You know, my girl said that we had a whole conversation.
I was asking her about like real deep stuff that happened to her and like her family, her life.
And she said, I've never seen anybody less expressionless during a traumatic conversation than you.
Less expressionless.
Just like this.
Word, that horrible thing happened.
He's like, oh, gosh, when you said you'd almost drown?
He's like, whoa, whoa.
That's wild.
I was like, everybody almost drowned.
My fucker almost drowned.
Let's see what this story's about.
Then when he said it, I was like, son, you almost drowned.
No, you said that's wild, bro.
No, the first time.
You didn't care.
Yeah, I didn't give a fuck.
Yeah, Schultz almost died.
The Near Death Experience00:14:57
Yo, that sounds like some shit he would say on the way here.
Y'all almost died.
The fucking truck honked its horn at me.
So, that was a good ass point.
That's why I was like, that's wild.
Let's hear the story before I give him emotion.
And afterward, I was like, this motherfucker really almost died, yo.
And then you had no emotion to give.
Yeah.
I was out, bro.
I'll tell you something.
After this week, I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy I gave you nothing.
I wish I did pay for the gifts like a fraternity.
Yo, you know what's funny?
What was he just saying about gifts in Indian culture?
Oh, yeah.
So he was saying that when you give gifts to someone in money, you don't give them, you only give them an odd values.
Ah, is zero odd in India?
I think if you had to guess, it would be odd.
It would be odd.
Just convenient.
Just making sure you're being consistent.
Okay, man.
I am way.
Fuck.
Okay.
So, look.
I went out to dinner.
What?
How do you give socks?
Socks?
I think it's monetary value.
I don't think you give someone three socks if that's what you're saying.
All right.
Just making sure.
You go.
I thought any gift.
We're having twins.
We got to abort this motherfucker.
We're not having even-value kids out here.
Hold on.
That's why they add the third eye.
Maybe that's why they wear sandals.
Oh.
You could be right.
Yeah.
You can't possibly give sogs.
That's a good ass point.
Whoa, we figured it out.
How do you give Sanders?
That's why all their kids are born with extra limbs and shit.
Oh my lord.
That's why I got one pair of jeans.
100%.
Oh, he's up to three now.
He went through from what to three.
I can let him just tear you apart like this when we moving.
Why would I get four pairs of jeans, guys?
He's right.
But how you and Lam talk shit when we obviously said it's moving.
I saw Al's eyes.
I'm just normalizing it.
I'm just slowly throwing it in just a little bit.
I'm like Trump storming the Capitol.
I'm like, we have to make a power move.
Okay, New York is shut down.
There's nothing we can do.
We have to be powerful.
We have to show strength.
We're going to demonstrate on the beaches of Miami.
We out of here.
Okay.
All right.
Finish your stupid fucking story, you fucking piece of shit loser.
So we go.
I go out to dinner, right?
First of all, you can't find any place out of dinner.
This barbarians is barbarians.
People are, it's barbaric.
They're barbarians.
Bro, I was biking.
I'm biking on my motorcycle, right?
My Huck motorcycle, this electric and got pedals, but it's a motorcycle.
Okay, it's fire as fuck.
On first and second gear.
I don't even fuck with the third gear.
This shit is way too quick.
Turbo?
That shit.
That turbo is crazy.
You don't want to burn the streets?
When I release the gov, if I got to pass somebody and I hit that no governor button, the s the city makes you repave the roads and you fucking tear up.
It's like torn up, bro.
Torn up.
It's like gone in 60 seconds where he hits the nitro.
Nitro out.
We out of here.
Eleanor.
I call her Eleanor.
I call her Eleanor, bro.
That's what it is.
It's that GT Cobra.
That's Shelby.
That's four birds for Rari.
That's my hook's like.
He got that Nas on it.
I do have it, bro.
Did you see the schnauz?
I got the schnauz.
Ready?
Just pile on while I'm fucking suicidal.
That's wild.
Killing yourself, bro.
Bro, we're having too much fun.
Maybe we should stay.
Okay, so we're riding around.
I'm seeing people that are eating out in the cold.
It's 30 degrees.
Yeah.
This was during the day.
We were just riding around and seeing like, where are people eating breakfast?
Like, what's going on?
They're eating out in the cold.
People are getting soup.
Their soup is getting cold on the way.
Not gaspash, right?
They're actually eating like hot soup, tortilla soup.
It's getting cold on the way to the table.
They're sitting out there freezing, right?
I'm like, what the fuck?
This is barbaric.
Go home.
I'm literally just telling people, go home while I'm on the bike because I can go.
This is Saturday, right?
This is Saturday, right?
We decided to go out to dinner and I'm asking my boy Laurent, who got all these connects.
He's got like this concierge service.
You know, shout to Laurent.
I should remember the name of your service so I can promote it, but I'm going to figure that out.
Check out Ball Group.
B-A-U-D group.
That's my boy Laurent.
So, and you usually can do a connect.
You know, I'm like, where can we eat outside?
And like, everything was booked.
They had like a decent outside.
We ended up going to La Eskina.
You know, that Mexican spot?
La Eskina, maybe we went?
Yeah.
We went there back in the day.
They did their best, but you're still freezing.
You're eating like 40, 50 degrees, right?
They got a little fucking heat lamp on top of you like you're a lizard and you're just sitting there freezing your fucking ass off eating tacos.
I'm like, what is going on?
I'm like, the no indoor dining to anybody's listening, there's no indoor dining in New York, right?
It stole the soul to the city.
Yeah.
Especially in the winter.
In the summer, we're fine.
In the fall, we're fine.
In the spring, we're fine.
You can walk around.
You can go to parks.
You can do things.
New York, when it gets cold, Coles is uninhabitable.
It's uninhabitable.
It gets too cold to survive outside.
You will die if you're outside.
You can't just walk around.
You will die.
You need a heavy ass jacket.
If you're homeless, you need to go into the subway.
Like if you are outside in the street, it gets that cold.
So what do we do?
We would have these amazing bars, restaurants, nightclubs.
There'd be all these things we could go to where we could communicate with each other.
We could be around each other.
We could feel that like that cultural.
I don't even like calling it a melting pot.
It's like fucking pinball.
You know, you see these different cultures smashing into each other.
You create these amazing places.
And it's just like, it makes the most amazing city in the world.
The second you take away indoor anything, you killed it.
You killed the soul of the city.
We should storm quarterbacks.
No, we don't pinball because we're in the Blasio.
We should storm them.
We should storm them, bro.
It's unbelievable.
You killed it.
You took away the soul.
There's no pinball because we're not out.
Exactly.
It's all inside.
Bro, we went through.
We're looking at the pinball machine.
There's no, exactly.
What is pinball without the whatever?
It's those stupid kids.
They played it.
Jacks.
Marbles.
Marbles.
Yeah.
We don't want to play marbles.
The point is, we're out here.
And I'm literally just going like, oh my God.
Like, we went for a walk.
My girl and I went for a walk.
We're like, when we get cold, we'll pop into a store.
Nothing.
Bro, in order to go into fucking Northface, there's a 20-person line because everything's socially distant inside.
You've crippled being able to be outside.
Now you're locked into you're essentially, now we're back in quarantine.
It's no different in terms of our ability to operate.
We can go out to go to the supermarket, but then we're back inside.
And being outside is too fucking cold to do anything.
You've killed the city.
Yeah.
So we're moving to Miami.
So I got this idea.
I was like, why don't we look into when can I tell my side?
This is for the listeners also.
This is the first time we've ever heard this plan.
Oh, yeah.
This is the first time everybody's heard this.
We decided to talk about it here.
So I started going, what if we just went for January, February, March, right?
We're going to start, I guess we should tell people now, we're going to start hitting the road again, doing a stand-up again in March.
It'll be cool.
We'll announce those dates and that kind of stuff, get that back going.
But if we would, January, February, March, we went down south to places that are actually open where we could live life and we could enjoy obviously nicer weather, but more importantly, enjoy like being around people, enjoy going to a restaurant.
You know, like that's how we fucking socialize, right?
And we do that for the next few months.
And by the time April comes around, it's warm enough to live with these unrealistic expectations that the bullshit fucking politicians of New York City have put on us.
April, we can eat.
April, we can do this.
So I tell the guys, I text you all.
What do you think?
You know, Austin or Florida.
And then, Akash, you text me.
Well, let's start on Friday.
Okay.
Friday, Andrew's still complaining about all the tax money he paid.
Yeah.
He's like, why do we do this?
We should go to Florida.
We should go to Texas.
That might be part of it.
Who knows about that?
New York State.
And I'm like, yo, I'm a southern boy.
Mark is a southern boy.
This is an exciting idea.
I asked him Friday.
I said, how serious are you about this?
I'm not.
That's not true.
He said we have to wait a couple years at least.
He said, we had to wait a couple years.
No, I never said that.
Let's go to the text.
I never said anything.
No, no, no.
This is in person.
It's right here.
Right here.
No, I never said a couple years.
Yeah.
My girl got to finish business school.
I might have said that.
That was in business school.
I might have said that.
A couple years?
Girl got together.
One more year.
This is before he had to cry outside of North Face.
Yeah.
He legit says it's not that serious.
So I'm like, I wasn't that serious at that point.
I've been looking at apartments.
I'm coming back to the city for months.
Let's go.
We finalize a deal on Saturday because I'm like, we're not going nowhere.
Let's go.
Fucking fire the torpedoes.
We in this bitch.
Sign the lease.
I get a text from Andrew an hour later.
Boys, we're going down south.
Yeah.
I'm like, this got to be a baby.
Joke, right?
This got to be a joke.
He keeps texting.
Bro, he's then the government is beautiful.
It's beautiful.
To move anything in, but it's fucking beautiful, bro.
It's absolutely gorgeous.
Yeah, is that the one with the skate park in it?
No, expensive ass storage, bro, for you.
Yeah, you have a storage.
So I text him.
How serious are you about this?
Yeah, what'd I say?
50-50.
And then what else I say?
I don't want to.
I say, I'm going out to dinner tonight.
It could bump up.
No.
Uh-oh.
He said that yesterday.
Then Sunday he texts.
He texts another.
We're going down South Texas.
Nobody responds.
Yeah, nobody responds.
There was a lot of enthusiasm in this group text.
Okay, well, we don't know what's real.
After six hours, he's like, pieces of shit.
Who's going to respond to you?
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm the boss.
You're supposed to respond to me.
What's happening?
There's an insurrection.
We're 42.
We storm and censor him.
Censor him.
Censor him.
We know you.
Wait a minute.
I said a crazy idea and it hasn't happened.
Name one.
Name one.
Friday.
I'm not going anywhere.
Hold on.
How about every just about everything you say?
Oh, I could beat a lineman.
Oh, I could do heart surgery.
Oh, I could be like everything that comes out of your mouth.
That's I could.
If I said we, then we do it.
I don't put that on y'all.
Y'all can't do that.
But when I say we, I have to take things seriously.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
The most common denominator.
Exactly.
Whatever he said.
Fucking math nerd.
Talk about denominator.
Oh, my God.
No, but in all seriousness, Mark was on board immediately.
Of course he was.
Okay.
He's just going to go home.
He gets to go home.
This guy lives in squalor in New York.
This motherboard has one apartment in Manhattan.
I'm shitting on all of you.
You lived in Jersey for six years.
So you know the real reason I can't do it?
I can't hell at Akash, have a nice apartment in New York.
We got to go down south.
We got to go down south so we can live somewhere else so I can search for a new apartment in New York and then we'll be good.
Yo, I felt like a fucking like I was a prisoner in Secaucus for years.
So he's been working to get to New York and I'm going to go to the next one.
And I did my bid, yo.
I did my bid and now let's get the fuck out of here.
The second I'm ready to get free, they add years to my sentence.
I'm not ready.
Oh, okay.
You see, five stars early life.
What's the power?
At the twilight's last cleaning.
Systemic racism.
I feel it.
I feel it.
Go!
Wait!
No, we are going somewhere.
And we are going to go south.
Bro, isn't really the kid that, like, when you're playing games with him as a kid and he's losing, he just switches up the whole game.
Yeah, I gank it out.
Yeah.
It fell.
Okay, so, in all seriousness, I was really upset to find out that you were going to lose out on that money.
I think his exact words were good.
Now we're all paying double.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the message I was like, wait, Obviously, we got to fucking take care of these guys, you know?
But you and I.
Yeah, I know.
So that's what it is.
We haven't told Miles yet.
Miles just moved his whole life up to New York.
And guess where Miles is from?
South Florida.
So there's two options: South Florida, Texas.
So there's Texas, and then there's yeah, and there's some cool stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's we'll talk more about potential for Austin.
Obviously, you know, you know, we know what's happening in Austin.
You know, we know about Rogan, what he's trying to do out there, people moving out there, and it'd be great to be part of that scene if that grows into like a great comedy scene during this quarantine.
You know, Rogan and Chappelle were doing these shows at these outdoors venues.
It seems like they're really making an effort to do stand-up for stand-up reasons.
That would be absolutely phenomenal.
And then I was also thinking Florida, and I'm thinking kind of like Miami area.
I mean, that's that's a vibe.
It's a vibe.
You know what I mean?
And it's a unique move, which has its own cachet.
It's one of these things where an undertaking.
Yeah, wait, what was that?
It's more of an undertaking.
It is more of an undertaking.
Well, because wait, just because of like facility and stuff, facility and just like, yeah, there's not.
I mean, Rogan is going there and setting things up and moving things along.
We would have to be the ones moving things along in Florida.
Yep, yeah, you're right.
I thought the move is partially to get out of the cold.
Like, Austin was freezing when we were there.
So for me, the move isn't the cold as much as it is like lifestyle.
Like, I want to be able to live life.
You know what I mean?
Surf.
I would love to surf.
Yeah.
You know, and I'll be at that surf resort as much as they'll have me.
But, but in all seriousness, like, if we go to Miami, there's no good surf in Miami.
I have to travel.
Winter in Texas is like 40s and 30s.
Here it's 30s, 20s, 10s.
But things are open.
That's my only.
And you can go inside in Texas.
You can eat inside.
Yeah.
Miami is weather, obviously, weather and also restaurants.
And, you know, we're in this fortunate situation where not our girls, but us, we've all had Corona.
So the things that are most scary about Florida don't affect us.
Right?
What?
Moving for Lifestyle Freedom00:15:15
What's that?
Cubans?
I love Cubans, bro.
Why do you hate him?
I know Brown, Mark.
Yo, those are the guys, dog.
Why?
No, we got to have Cubans, bro.
And also.
Talking about the sandwiches, guys.
Yeah.
Oh, that's true.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, real talk.
Huge-ass pickle was gross.
Yo, sandwiches are trash.
Cuban Cubanos or whatever?
Just those sandwiches?
Or all sandwiches?
No, those sandwiches are not good.
Yeah, I never had one.
Why is that a thing?
I don't know.
I don't even think Cubans eat them.
So what is this?
I think it's an American thing, and we just called it a Cuban.
It's like Fortune Cuban.
I don't know if that sounds right.
I don't know if it tastes so bad.
You'd be saying randomness.
White people created it.
But I think, yeah, no, I can see that.
And white people love sandwiches.
And like pickles.
We do love the sandwich.
Pickles and ham.
Like, who doesn't?
Yeah.
Actually, maybe we just haven't had the perfect Cuban sandwich.
Yeah, we have.
It's pickles and ham.
Yeah, that's a socialist ass sandwich, bro.
That is.
Communists, even.
Communists, even.
Okay, so then let's get back to this.
So we are in this situation where we could go potentially have good weather.
In both places, we could live life.
We could actually go outside.
We could go to dinner.
We could go to a restaurant.
We could actually do activities.
And we could be outside in nature because it's not too crazy.
I mean, Texas wasn't warm, but it wasn't freezing.
You know what I mean?
You could go for a hike if you need to.
Hike.
Hike, bro.
That shit is fire.
Son, with your little ass legs, hike with your hands or some shit.
You know what I mean?
Like, donkey confidence.
You would have scaled the fuck out of that wall at the tap light, bro.
Got two for two on a racist moment.
I don't know that racist, bro.
You're all your donkey call.
How are you?
Donkey and a gorilla.
Yeah.
Calling his Asian.
That's Eddie Murphy.
Come on.
That's not racist.
Okay, so what are we doing, guys?
That's the question.
I actually talk myself into being on board with either.
And I think it's good that you're doing this.
I think you got to follow the people that lead the way for you.
And I think this is a great move either place because you're basically just doing what Joe Airy Seinfeld did.
Oh, I love that.
I love this.
I'm in New York.
I love this city.
New York will never die.
No, I will never leave.
I love it.
And then it turns out you just suck her there.
Let's go.
I think it's really brilliant.
Follow in the footsteps of your leader.
Yeah.
Oops.
Yeah.
Your moves.
I got nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
You didn't see this coming?
I know.
That was really good.
I was trying to figure out how to feel.
Good, good.
I thought you were still.
I'm still either, though.
I really am.
It's warm.
Whatever.
We'll figure out the money.
You know how to figure out the money.
I got nothing.
I have a fucking.
I really am.
I really am.
The restaurants are down.
I can't leave my fancy restaurants anymore.
Yo, Seinfeld had a point, okay?
We got to agree.
Ain't that the most Seinfeld ass complaint?
No, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I was going to have said no soup for you.
I'm out of here.
I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to think.
Seinfeld said, I'm never leaving New York while he left New York.
I said, I'm not leaving New York.
He said, I'm never leaving.
And then that shit got cold.
And then now.
And it is what it is.
That's a different thing.
You're just going to be a little bit of a drink.
I am leaving.
I'm saying I'm going on vacation.
I can't go on vacation for two months.
What's the deal with leaving?
You're not leaving.
Unfortunately, there's not a lot of deal.
Shit's really expensive in the NBA in Boston right now.
I've been Airbnb in the last couple months.
Oh, my God.
But in all seriousness, that is hypocritical of me.
And it is what it is.
It is what it is at times.
Sometimes you got to be a hypocrite so you can provide for your family.
He has two young dogs that are trying to eat.
I got to provide fine dining for my family.
I need a yard.
Nah, but you know what's crazy about the fine dining shit?
This should drive me fucking crazy.
You know that museums are open in New York?
Don't even get me started, bro.
I fucked up so bad this weekend.
What happened?
So I planned a whole day with me.
I'm like, girl, okay.
I went through this whole, all the stages of grief that you went through.
I was like, oh, this is going to be the perfect weekend.
It's going to be awesome.
Saturday night, we went to like a little dinner, and I was like, yo, Sunday night is going to be the day.
We're going to like, this is what I had planned.
We're going to go to the Met, you know, and at like four o'clock, we're going to hang there until like maybe seven.
Then we're going to go get dinner.
It's going to be like a perfect day.
We're going to spend the whole day in the city.
So we get to the Met.
I was like, I don't want to spend three hours at the Met, so let's just go there maybe a little late.
Our reservation was for four because you have to like book tickets by time.
So we get there at 4:30.
We're hanging out.
We're going through the Samurai exhibit.
And all of a sudden, the guy in the back goes, ladies and gentlemen, start making your way to the exit because we are closed.
And then I had to leave at five.
You didn't sleep a half hour.
Barely a half hour.
Which is really more than enough.
Yeah, that's just a place you heat up.
Why do you think that's what you're saying?
It's just paintings, bro.
It's just painting.
Well, our reservations, now it's fucking up.
It's 7:30, bro.
But look, look, look, look.
How fake you could be at the night.
All right.
Okay.
I gave you three hours to do that.
We wanted to see Egypt and Scotland.
Not Scotland.
Yeah, they have a medieval highland.
Now you're in.
Now you're in.
We don't have to stay in New York for longer.
In all seriousness.
So then we fucked up.
So we had to leave at five.
And I was like, all right, let's just go find a coffee shop and we'll wait there until our dinner reservation for two and a half hours.
Oh, we had to fucking eat a hot dog at a stand.
That's what we did.
Unbelievable.
And we stood out.
And then I was like, oh, how cold is it really?
You know what I mean?
I can withstand some cold.
Can you?
A minute, 30 minutes, an hour?
Freezing cold.
Freezing cold.
And then when you go eat dinner, you're also freezing cold.
Yep.
You can't exist outside.
It's unbelievable.
You can't go inside for a little break from the cold.
Yep.
They should be shot, bro.
Yo, Seinfeld had a good-ass point, bro.
Nah, he was a hypocrite.
No, man.
I'm not a hypocrite, but I'm really happy that I did not post that video of Wolf of Wall Street.
I'm not leaving.
I was so close.
I was so close in that moment.
I'm not leaving.
That was 2020, though.
2020.
That was a different time.
Yo, I agree.
It's like, politicians, y'all should have figured this shit out by the time it got cold.
What did we say this whole time?
It's like, y'all got until November to figure this shit out because come November, you can't do it.
There's no good in any outdoor dining.
So it is what it is.
All I got to say is if you play that Seinfeld thing one more time, you're going to stay, Al.
You're going to stay up here.
You're going to freeze your ass off.
Stay in your apartment for the next couple months while we're on the beach.
Chilling.
Okay.
You'll get some laughs for that.
Out to stay.
Miles is in.
Let's go.
Miles is in, everybody.
This shit win, huh?
Mary made me appreciate his genius.
His foresight.
This guy saw it coming, bro.
Oh, that was so good, Arcas.
That was so good.
Al, shut the fuck up.
That was like camera angles good.
Fucking dark out of here.
Camera door.
15 layers of clothing on.
It's 90 degrees inside.
Hey, he's getting a lot of people.
I'm dressed for New York.
Yeah.
I'm dressed to stay.
I hate to chew, motherfucker.
I hate you all.
All right.
So in all seriousness, do you guys want to go or not?
Not that your opinion matters.
I want to go if we can all live in the same house together.
Okay, yeah, that's the other thing.
Mark is getting a fucking frat house.
I have zero interest in that.
We're doing the real world.
We're not even close.
Hidden cameras everywhere.
Not even close.
Yes.
And it's only us.
No girls allow.
I will only go.
Me and Arkasha's wife just started being friends again.
I can't put her through that.
Me just scratching my ass all over the place, peeing all in front of the sea.
Our girls can stay at some other house maybe if they want to go, but all of us in one house, okay?
We turn into a game show.
We only go if we live separately.
Nope.
One house.
We bring in 100 MILFs.
They all live in the house with us.
Okay, now we talk about.
What?
It's a game show.
MILFS?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm humble.
Let's go.
We're in South Florida.
Why would you go MILFs?
Those women are too old for us.
Nah, let's work on that one.
Yeah.
That's Groved as far as I got.
I thought I'd get shot down.
100 MILF.
100 MILF.
That's too many, actually.
That's a lot of people in a house.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Maybe 10.
But we do the Bachelor, okay?
Ooh, but MILF.
Yes.
MILF Bachelor.
MILF Bachelor.
They all have like young kids.
And we could definitely find 100 Venezuelan chicks whose husband lives.
Oh, boy, let's go.
In Miami, we could do that.
That's my point.
Whoa.
Okay.
Yeah.
But their stomachs are going to be all rippled.
And then we're going to have to bring in their kids.
It's going to be a whole thing.
They're going to look like a whale's belly.
That's in the white part.
Like an accordion?
It looks like an accordion.
Yeah, so that's my suggestion.
I think that's a good idea.
We're not going to do that.
We're all going to live separately 100%.
But close.
But like really close with doors that connect.
Yeah.
I mean, look, ideally, we would live in like a cul-de-sac or something, take over community, but we all need to have our own little space.
I think that's very important, especially for extended period of time.
Oh, yeah.
You know?
Shit.
Yeah.
We're not TikTok stars.
So what do we think?
You're good?
I'm on board if we go either way.
I can figure it out.
Okay.
You're the only one that matters.
I'm on board from Miami, not really Texas.
Not even a question.
Okay, Mark.
Yeah, I'm like probably 60, 40, 60% from Florida, 40% from Texas, 100% to get the fuck out of New York, bro.
Yo, fuck you.
You said that a little too aggressive.
That's so cold.
Relax.
I don't have pants that make me not cold.
It should be illegal what they're doing.
My question is criminal.
Why does it criminal what they're doing?
Like, here's one thing.
It's criminal, if they were giving them money, like if they were giving the restaurants money, I would feel, I'd still want to be out of here so we could have some life, but at the same time, I would feel a little bit better.
I mean, aren't they?
With the PPP shit?
Not to keep them open.
No.
I thought some of that is for that purpose.
Some of it is.
What?
Back in the day, you got another round of PPPP.
But it's not like every business just gets a PPP.
You got to qualify, blah, blah, blah.
Canada just sending out checks to everybody.
Yeah, I know.
That's all you got to do.
They're making them jump through loops, but they are getting.
And I guarantee you, the big companies are going to get all the PPP money before the guys who go to the business.
That's how that shit gets done all the time.
But all I'm saying is, if you are telling a business they have to be shut down, you have to support them in some way.
It's criminal that they're not.
I'm on board with that.
It's unbelievable.
I mean, like, you see what's happened.
Like, God bless them, man.
Portnoy from Barstool.
The money they raised.
I bought a sweatshirt from that shit today, the Barstool Whatever Fund.
You cheap fuck.
You couldn't just give them money.
Yeah, you couldn't donate an odd number of money.
You could still make them work for your money that you have to do.
I'm going to get a hoodie.
I gave him money.
I just got a gift before you.
Ain't that fucked up, bro?
Wow.
That's crazy.
Ain't that fucked up, bro.
You got a gift.
I got a gift of not having to do anything for your gift.
He gave me a lot of money.
I got so hard for everyone to understand.
Son, it's unbelievable.
That's crazy.
I was really supportive of taking our jobs out of China and bringing them to India.
And I no longer feel that way.
Get out of India.
I really don't.
We're going to take them somewhere else.
Hey, God, that's fine.
You know what I mean?
We'll still take their money.
Don't worry about it.
Sri Lanka.
We're going to make Sri Lanka the new India.
Take that.
Take a brown.
I'm good with that.
Still brown.
Yeah, but they don't fuck with y'all.
Whooping your ass every year.
Why would God say Pakistan?
Whooping your ass.
Whooping your ass in a cricket.
Whooping it.
Son, son.
Whooping it.
Whoops.
They don't.
No, no.
Why wouldn't you say Pakistan?
That's all you got to say.
I don't believe in Pakistan.
My guy.
You know what I'm saying?
It's what it is.
Bro, you are a jot, bro.
Yo, I'm a jot.
You know what I mean?
I'm a jot.
I'm a Vindaloo.
I'm all that shit, bro.
And a bag of cash.
All right.
But for real.
Are we going or what?
Look, I'm on board.
Okay, logistics.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
Fuck them.
I'm not logistics.
I'm on the counter.
I'm talking about logistics.
How are we going to do this, bro?
You're going to act like you know how to do it, and then you're going to call Zach and he's going to figure it out.
What are you talking about, Al?
Okay.
No, in all seriousness, I would rent like a U-Haul.
Okay.
And then I would literally just put everything that we need in the U-Haul.
We might have to order some more like cords and that kind of stuff.
And then what I would do is take what?
What you laughing about?
I don't think you really understand.
We saw this coming.
What?
No, I'm not laughing at.
I don't understand.
We were literally going to have this guy, Zach, come up this weekend to fix the studio up and make sure we're up to shape.
And what I was basically going to say is pause on that, meet us wherever we go, and make sure that place is up to shape.
Oh, we lit that.
Exactly.
And then, like, we might, we obviously take all the cameras and what we would do is take a little bit of the artwork and shit we got in here and then recreate it and then buy some fake palm trees and put them in the background.
To you.
You know what I mean?
Or like some cacti.
Depending on where we go, dude.
Throw a flamingo in there.
You know?
What?
Why is this funny you are, guys?
You're such a funny backtrack.
Hey, Krista Stephenhof, you want to be king of New York?
It's yours for a couple of months.
You got it, Chrissy.
Thank God, man.
Bro, no, you got to go so that the city misses you.
Nah, that's not it.
You just got to go to live your life, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, also that too.
You got to go to live.
You can't live.
This is this is disgusting what they're doing to these people.
It's absolutely disgusting.
It is disgusting.
We're incredibly lucky that we're in a situation where we can even like think about doing this.
We're so fucking blessed.
And there's so many people that are not able to even think about this.
They're like, nah, we got to thug this shit out.
And it's just criminal what they're doing to these people.
So in solidarity with them.
Yeah.
We got to live our best lives.
That's what I'll say.
In solidarity with them.
We're going to leave.
Yeah.
And we'll show you what it's like on Instagram.
We'll show you what you guys are missing.
We'll show you that we're never going to stop location.
We're never going to stop rep in New York.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I mean, what are we supposed to do?
We supposed to just break into these places and like open and do it against their will.
What's the fine if restaurants just start going, fuck it, we're having indoor dining.
I mean, yeah, we could do it.
Bro, someone explain this.
Joan, you don't have the connect.
Like, I got people that tell me the secret spot.
You were eating inside a beach ball last night.
Yeah.
Shut up.
But then this guy, I go, oh, I got all the connects.
A beach ball.
And the night before I was eating steak inside.
A beach ball.
No, inside.
You were in a beach ball.
The night before I was eating inside.
Living Life in Solidarity00:08:27
All right.
I'll show you the place.
That one sent me a picture of you inside a beach ball.
You should be bounced around a marshmallow.
You really should be in a marshmallow.
I mean, in Miami.
Yeah.
I'm on board for Miami.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, bro.
I might be a hypocrite, but I'll take that so y'all can live better.
The secret spot.
I'm going to be toasty, dude.
My hypocrisy when I'm on my fucking yard.
Are you getting my dog running around for the first time in his life?
Yeah.
Never ran around off the leash.
Never congratulates.
Never once.
Ran around off the leash.
I'm fighting.
Honestly, they just go barking at crows.
Honestly, they love it.
Just running.
They love it.
Just running, bro.
Pools of water.
Shit, not on a leash.
They're going to be so happy.
Shit are not on a leash, bro.
Al, think about it.
Think about his dogs for one.
Think about it.
My little savi, my little cooks.
Yeah.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
In all seriousness, how tricky do you think it would be to build out a not build out a studio, but do a studio in a kitschy, fun way?
It doesn't have to look as beautiful, as amazing, and gorgeous, incredible as this.
Yeah.
But like in a kitschy way where we're almost leaning into the fact, like this is our Miami.
Nah, if we had Zach and we all hands on deck, we could put it together in a day.
And low-key, I would bring your desk.
We just drop it in the U-Haul and then whatever cords we need.
I don't think we need the whole console and shit.
Nah, because the console, that's through the server and shit like that.
So we wouldn't be able to do that.
So we'll just get new cords and then just go direct.
Yeah.
And then.
But internet, I don't know how that fucking trash southern internet is.
It's better.
It's closer to the equator.
This motherfucker.
That's how it works.
I hate them, too.
Because it goes through the hat sometimes, but I love it.
I hate it.
Why do they call it Equinet, bro?
I hate this motherfucker, bro.
I hate this.
That's what I'm saying.
There's a lot of you guys.
Equinette was really.
There's a lot of upsides, bro.
Okay, so how do I handle the PR of this?
He's doing that right now.
It's a nightmare, okay?
What we're doing is handling PR for me.
Are you in the pot?
Are you going to be okay eating at a fine dining restaurant in Florida when everybody's allowed?
Like, Mark, I just go in and sit next to you.
Oh, yeah.
Because part of the fun is.
Yeah, I'm wearing flip-flops on a bathing sheet.
A little fancy.
I'm in Pelosi's office, bro.
Feet up on the table, wearing a fucking headdress.
I don't give a shit.
Going through mail.
Yeah.
Right next to you.
So we've already started the Soul House membership so that we can keep money.
Now you're going to get it?
I've been asking you to get this fucking shit for years, motherfuckers.
How my girl been at it.
Yeah, but are you going to get it?
No, I'm just going to go with her.
I don't get it.
Why am I going to Soul House without her?
That's how you get it.
Bring me the motherfucker.
What the fuck is you doing in Soul House?
I want to go.
You're going from Soul House to Solo House real quick.
It's got hoe in the name, bro.
Come on.
Yeah.
Nah, but In all seriousness, yeah, we need that, especially if we go down there.
Yeah, we that'd be good.
Yeah, we need that.
I don't get it.
We get one time.
We went one time.
No, that's easy.
I don't care about those places.
I'll be totally honest with you.
I do.
And the fact that Mark could possibly go to a restaurant that I go to does bother me a little bit.
Exactly.
But right now, neither of us can go to any restaurant.
That's true.
And that also bothers me.
That's true.
A lot.
Uh-huh.
Austin's going to have the snooty places.
You'd be on the reservation with Rogan.
Mark will be eating next door.
Yeah.
Maybe you can get a job there.
This was.
Hey, Derek, Abu Boy.
Come to Austin.
We can't wait to have you for Rai Grant.
What?
I don't know what he said.
I think I went Asian and it's Asian Fusion, bro.
It's Austin.
Oh, man.
All right.
So it looks like we're gone.
Yeah.
The real question is getting on the phone and find out how good we can get like lighting and sound there, right?
Yeah.
I'm not concerned about we would do inside jokes episodes on the road with the Sonys, just setting it up.
Yeah.
No, it's easily doable.
I got ways that in terms of lighting and all that shit, as long as we bring the cams.
Do we bring some of these lights?
No, we put them on the poll.
We can bring some different shit, like some aperture lights are actually better.
Really?
Yeah.
And we have to buy?
Yeah, we'll have to buy.
Expensive?
About $2,500.
Can't we just rent $100?
$2,500.
Get two, and I'll cover every space we back as well.
Maybe a small one for the back, but we'll be good.
I wish we could switch to aperture lights.
They're better than this.
Really?
Yeah.
Whoa.
No offense.
No, no, no, no.
It's fine.
This is a Netflix director talking.
Yeah, I know.
I should have never fucking let him have that credit.
I'm just never going to hear the end of it.
I don't even know what aperture is.
I got to leave the podcast and Google that so I can continue to pretend I know what he's telling me right now.
He just said $2,500.
I was like, that sounds about right for that thing.
I don't know what the fuck it means.
Aperture was that what we put the water in?
What are you talking about?
He's just saying words.
That's aperture.
He's saying words, and I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
The only time I can sound like Mark is when we're talking about it.
When he bullshits, bro, it's like when Mark pretends about movies.
Mark never seen a movie in his life, but he Wikipedias the movie, so he knows the important lines.
That's about Wolf of Wall Street.
He'll just say a line.
He'll just say a line for the movie.
He'll be like, yeah, you know, E.T. phone home.
And we'll be like, yo, who said that in the movie?
E.T. The kid.
Duh.
All right.
So, all right.
Hey, Flagrant 2.
Fuck it.
Y'all decide.
We're going to let y'all decide, yo.
Should we go for a couple months down south, live our best lives?
You know what I mean?
A little change of scenery.
Enjoy some freedom.
Enjoy that freedom.
You know what I mean?
That red right in blue.
He's talking about my storing South Capitol outfit on.
He's saying Dan's from the South immediately.
I swear to God, I saw that and I was like, are we going?
Y'all want to go or what?
He got boots on and shit.
I'm ready, dude.
The real question is: Texas or Florida.
What is it?
Pros and cons.
Go.
Florida, pro.
Warmer.
Warmer.
100%.
Yeah.
More expensive.
The place is.
Yeah.
Unfortunately.
It is.
You sure?
Yeah.
Everybody and their mother moving to Miami right now.
But everybody's moving to Austin also.
A lot more land.
Oh, that makes sense.
I feel like.
But I figure we would stay outside, not like right in the middle.
Well, that's the only thing I was going to ask you guys.
I would prefer that.
I wouldn't mind being a little bit outside of the hub and then have a little bit more space.
Yeah, I'm down with that.
But then also have the studio like super close where we could fucking walk to that.
Ideal situation, the place that I get, I'll try to have a side, what is it called, guest house, and then we do the studio and the guest house.
But two months go out of my guest house.
I ain't mad at it.
I ain't complaining.
Well, it's either we buy, not buy it.
Let me bring the studio later.
I understand.
That's the best case scenario.
Okay.
I'm fine.
More pros for Florida.
This motherfucker is so tight right now.
Beachfront view, no matter where you are.
Why is that?
It's very thin.
Oh, my God.
So depending on how high you are.
I'm going with the bullshit because it's on my team.
Let's go.
Very thin state.
Depending on how high you go, you can see the water.
Stand-up is awesome.
Yeah.
Yep.
This is why the problem is to move lifestyle-wise in the middle of the moment.
Miami and Props Hoping.
What you mean?
Yeah.
It's open.
It's a great club.
Great club.
Yeah, one of the best.
One of the best clubs.
Great club.
Great acoustics.
The fucking light.
Aperture delight.
It's nice as that.
All right, yo.
Flagrant 2, man.
Let us know what y'all think, man.
For real.
It is what it is.
I wish y'all didn't say that shit about me and Seinfeld.
I knew that would affect him on a deep level.
I really did.
This is my Timberlands moment.
Fuck you.
Shoot on that Burko Mother.
Fuck, dude.
I got to think myself out of this one, man.
I was thinking so hard how to get out of it, but still, it's fucked Seinfeld on a daily.
Do you know?
All right.
I get it.
You hate what you are.
This guy's crazy, bro.
This guy's crazy.
He tried to hurt you.
You hurt me, bro.
He was trying to hurt you.
You know what hurts me?
The GoFundMe Moment00:03:56
One month's rent for no fucking reason.
Two months, bro.
Two months rent.
We staying through March, bro.
Yeah.
And now you got the first month rent off, and now you don't even get to use it.
I don't even get the free thing.
You don't let that bother me.
Even though you get three months off, he loves it.
That's for commercial.
He got three months off.
Yeah.
At three?
Yeah.
Everybody's three months off.
I thought it was the only commercial.
No, that's why I'm not even worried about his ass.
You got it for free anyway.
Now you don't.
Yeah, that's what you get for trying to rip off a poor, innocent landlord.
That's it.
Starving landlord.
A hardworking, starving landlord.
Real talk.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He got you back.
Probably.
He gave me my Christmas gift, this motherfucker.
Yeah.
Probably a Hanukkah gift.
All right.
Let's switch it up, man.
Flagrant 2.
Y'all let us know, assholes, what you think we should do, man.
I mean, we're probably going to do it, but just let us know what you think is going to happen.
We're going to take a break from New York soon.
In the meantime, let's take a break from the podcast so we can talk about sleep.
Everybody knows I have trouble sleeping, especially back in the day because I was on a garbage mattress, pure foam.
I slept on my stomach because I'm a fucking sloth.
It affected my back.
I would wake up in pain every day.
I would never sleep well.
Well, then I upgraded to Helix.
You know why Helix is the best mattress?
Because it's customized for you.
You go to helixleep.com/slash flagrant.
You take a two-minute quiz.
You tell them what kind of body type you have.
You tell them what position you like to sleep in.
Answer a few simple questions.
They tell you the best mattress for you.
And on top of that, it's foam and springs.
So people who have good sex game, you want a little bounce back from that spring, that's what you do.
For me, I sleep very well on it.
That's what I do.
Don't just take my word for it, though, guys.
It was rated the number one overall mattress by GQ and the fucking dorks over at Wired.
The number one overall mattress you can get.
And we're going to give you a free offer because that's what we do.
So you go to helixsleep.com/slash flagrant and you get $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows.
Again, that is helixleep.com/slash flagrant.
Just do it.
Treat yourself better.
Let's get back to the show.
Yo, guys, important note.
Very sad note, but also positive note.
Thankfully, we have some good information to tell you guys as well.
But a lot of thank yous to go out.
You know, as you guys know, maybe some of you guys already know Mark's niece was hit by a car.
It was an unbelievably tragic circumstance.
She is alive.
She is recovering, but she will be recovering from this injury.
Obviously, not only in the near future, but unfortunately, probably for years to come, you know, and I don't want to give too many details.
Obviously, that's Mark's family, but we put the GoFundMe up for it.
We spoke about it on the Patreon.
So many of you guys have been super generous and sharing it.
And Mark, you know, I'll let you.
Yeah.
No, I just want to say thank you to everyone.
Like, thank you to all you guys, obviously, for supporting me and for donating and for supporting my family.
And also everyone that's listening that, you know, wrote me a message on Instagram, supported through the GoFundMe, everything like that.
It really meant a lot to me and my sisters who'd like had never been in this situation, obviously, something so traumatic.
And then to see this kind of outpouring of love is like really overwhelming.
So for me and my whole family, thank you guys so much.
That was really good, man.
Do you want to try it one more time?
I'm one take, bro.
I'm one take.
Nah, but in all seriousness, we're going to put the GoFundMe.
We're going to keep putting the GoFundMe.
Ow.
Hey, bro.
Yo.
I killed that shit, right?
I'm in my head.
Did I seem sincere?
No, sincere.
You seem as sincere as he said when he said, I'm never leaving New York.
People that was sincere.
I meant that shit really resents me.
I know.
He resents me for this.
Couple thousand dollars, bro.
I got to see this apartment.
That shit must be good.
That shit trash, man.
Ain't no outdoor space.
How much outdoor space do you have?
Outdoor space.
That's in white people's shit, yo.
Terrorists need a terrace.
Yeah, his family been living outdoor their whole existence, bro.
He has indoors, yo.
You know what I mean?
The elements enough.
Trump's Political Threats00:07:01
That's a crazy thing.
You go to India every year.
That's the elements.
All right.
But in all seriousness, bro, we're going to put the GoFundMe.
Obviously, we're going to put it in the description of this episode.
If you guys can, we know it's a tough time, but if you can donate anything, I'm sure.
Obviously, Mark's family, Mark, and all of us would be greatly appreciated.
And Alex Saldea, if you can donate something for Akash, that would be absolutely great because we know his cheap ass ain't going to get rid of it.
So if you could do that, maybe like a joint donation.
Just don't make as small of a donation as you did with that arcade.
Yeah, odd numbers only.
If you could do like a good donation, Alex, that'd be so great.
And then, you know, and obviously Arcash will make sure it gets to the GoFundMe.
He'll handle that part.
I'll hire a chance grabbing too.
All right, let's get back to this.
So your boy Trump Peto is gone.
They getting him out of here.
They're burying him under the jail.
How do you feel about it?
Is he gone, gone?
And what's the point of impeaching at this stage?
He's super smart.
Super smart.
Okay, so the way that I've been kind of looking at this thing is, obviously, Democrats hate Trump, right?
Not only because of his popularity, but because of a lot of his principles go against theirs.
Right.
So they got to fight against this guy who's not even playing by the political rules.
Yeah.
If you say, right?
So they're out there trying to be all politically correct and everything.
And I'm not talking about like using PC language like genders.
They're like literally trying to like operate in the way that they are used to and accustomed to operating in politics.
And Trump out there like, fuck this bitch.
You're just saying wild shit.
So now the Dems are like, well, we got to be wild if we want shit to resonate or else nobody's going to notice.
Imagine a porn company.
There's one porn company out here is doing fucking anal, coming on faces and other stuff.
And then the other porn company is softcore.
Nobody's watching the softcore anymore.
They're like, well, we got to step it up if we want to get some attention.
We don't even want to play that game.
So Dems, fuck, don't fuck with Trump.
Republicans don't like Trump.
Yes, he speaks to some of their values, but the establishment Republicans are held hostage by Trump and his voters because those Republicans voters, their voters, fuck with Trump.
So now if you're an average Republican, you got to kind of kiss Trump's ass so you don't piss off your voters because they fuck with Trumpism.
So the opportunity for Dems and Republicans to eliminate Trump from the social discourse allows politics to get back to what they've always done, which is pretty much nothing, but continue operating in that way.
So, I think what they're doing is if you impeach, you can never run for president again.
Yeah, that's the main reason why they did it.
Yeah, there's a bunch of other benefits you get when you're a post-president.
You get like a stipend a year, you get like 200 grand, like just like you get secret service, secret service for all for like into perpetuity, like all these other benefits that they're doing.
Those little financial shits.
They're trying to just take all this shit away.
I think what they're more than the financial, I think what they're doing is trying to take away influence.
Yeah.
Right.
Because if he's off Twitter, he's off Instagram, he's off all these social platforms, and he can no longer run again, he can't threaten to run.
And Parler got shut down, apparently.
Yeah.
Or taken off the app store.
Okay, taken off the app.
And it's like, so we could have that conversation about is this an attack on conservative values or whatever.
But like, I think the first thing is just like, what is the immediate reaction to Trump, right?
And I think that if you're an establishment politician on either side, you want that thorn in your side out of here because he can really shake shit up.
And if you completely silence him or censor him, whatever it is, now he can't shake shit up in the same way.
And they're going to use this storm in the Capitol thing as a way to absolutely bury him, as they should.
It was asinine.
He's a buffoon for even telling motherfuckers to do this shit.
But the fact that he even gave them this opportunity to shut his ass up and remove any leverage he would have had for the next four years to get his son in office or to get anybody else in office.
I mean, like super dumb move at the end of his president.
Nobody has bumbled the end of a presidency or the end of like any position of power this badly, I think, in American history.
No, yeah, I don't.
I can't think of anybody else.
I don't know.
I mean, maybe.
I don't know.
I'm trying to think.
Like, can you think of anybody that towards the end of their presidency, they were this much of a fuck up?
Like, he's going to get impeached in the last fucking week he's in the office.
I think they can even do it after.
They could, but because of actions within the last 11 days of his term, that's what he might get impeached for.
And it's like, that's, to your point, you bungled this.
You know what this is?
So badly.
You're in prison.
You got a week left on your sentence.
And you kill a motherfucker.
You fight somebody.
And then they're like, all right, you're here for two more years.
You fucking idiot.
You could have left office, had the Republican Party's balls in your hand.
And whenever you wanted to apply some pressure to get whatever the fuck you wanted, just squeeze a little bit.
That's what Trump could have done.
That guy had 75 million people who fucked with him.
Right.
And let's say he kept 50 million.
That's massive.
Huge.
Nada.
And if he gets impeached, he can't pardon himself.
Oh, shit.
That's another big one.
He can't pardon himself or any of his other cronies if he wants to.
Yeah.
That's a big thing.
Interesting.
Oh, now it makes a lot of sense.
Okay.
So this is like removing any political leverage or capital that Trump might have post-presidency and any like legal ramifications that he can go to to like free himself in any way.
Whoa.
Yeah.
He fucked up.
Or they positioned it to fuck up.
I mean, they took advantage of the opportunity.
Yeah, but he gave them the opportunity to take that before he's like absolutely.
He never called them off until it was too late.
And there's actually an article I sent a link to that I read and didn't fully understand.
But some European allies believe Trump attempted a coup of the U.S. government with help from like feds, like federal officers, which is essentially like, how did you even let them get to the Capitol steps?
Is what one, I think, French person was saying that was like, I am in a similar position to whoever the Capitol police is or whatever.
The fact that they even got to the steps of the Capitol shouldn't have happened.
Once they got on the steps and started to get in, you couldn't stop it.
They never should have gotten that close.
So maybe there had to be some kind of complicit like understanding.
This is tacit understanding is the term they use.
They were trying to give him robes to hang themselves though.
No, just he did that.
Some European allies think they were all trying to.
Trump was trying to stage a coup and he had their like whatever their support.
Yeah, let's do that.
Which is scary.
Truly stage a coup?
I mean, you need some sort of like weaponry to do that, right?
You can't just go into the Capitol building and then like hang out with all the congressmen and just hope that they go, okay, I guess the country is yours now.
No, but if the vote never happens, then Biden is never officially president.
Gotcha.
That's you guys.
They really were trying to actually stop the vote.
So if they stopped the vote, then there's more of a chance that Trump could potentially play out his presidency.
And even if they delayed it, there's probably some like legal way where Trump could go.
Technically, I'm still president.
We haven't verified that Biden is the incumbent.
Staging a Coup Attempt00:03:41
And you do need to punish that in the harshest possible way to send a message that we're not doing this again.
Like that is in any way, shape, or form, the people that went in there were trying to overthrow the government temporarily or whatever.
You're bringing in a Confederate flag.
Put aside slavery, which is obviously a very big deal.
But the Confederates are going to be a little bit more.
Let's put it aside, though.
Cause we've been doing that for a long time.
It's about time.
Won't let that happen, bro.
They won't let it happen.
I just keep going.
Come on, bro.
You got both of them.
Those were traitors.
How many water fountains do you have to make?
Hundreds of years.
A lot of people are slaves.
What's going on?
I think we stayed up north, guys.
I think we're staying up north.
Like the direction isn't going everywhere.
Every time I get the Seinfeld beat, right?
I'm traumatized.
What a fucking hypocrite I am.
Oh, God damn, man.
I get it, Seinfeld.
You're not that bad.
Fucking not that bad.
What if we go down south and just start comedians and cars drinking fucking couponitos or whatever?
Comedians and cars eating Cubans.
That's it.
Let's go, baby.
But wait, you were saying.
But those are traitors.
Like the Confederates were traitors.
They went against their government, tried to secede and all that.
And then you're carrying that flag in.
You are traitors.
That's just what it is.
You have to punish that harshly.
You can't have this happen.
So the punishment for treason is death.
I'm callous.
I'm okay with that.
Like, finally.
Duties.
Remember when the lady got shot in her forehead?
She got dutied.
She got dutied, right?
All right.
Or as we call it, oops.
She got oops and she got duty.
She got oops and duty.
It's your term, buddy.
Call of duty.
I don't know.
We're on Patreon for that.
No, but we put that up.
Oh, we did put that out?
Okay.
So she got dutied.
Now, you guys are trying to make me feel bad for saying she got dutied.
Then I did a little bit more reading.
Turns out, these motherfuckers dragged a policeman out of the building or like he was on the steps, beat the shit out of that motherfucker.
I think he died.
He did die.
He died of those injuries.
By the way, he was a Trump supporter.
Fucking dumbasses that did that.
Yeah, nobody's talking about that now.
Wow.
So he's getting his ass beat like, yo, I let y'all in for a reason.
I'm with it.
Go.
Her office glass on the left.
And then if I'm hearing my boy go, yo, they're beating the shit out of me.
They just drag me down the stairs.
That's my call of duty.
That's it.
Anybody who comes in a room is headshots for everybody.
I have no problem with this.
That's why we're doing this.
Why are we saying that's crazy?
That's what I always say, but motherfuckers were tearing me out of saying for saying they all should have got shot.
You know what offended me the most?
Not all of them.
Anybody who broke in after you point the gun and you say you can't come in and you just heard that homeboy got killed by them, same people.
I think anybody trying to break in.
He's got a lot of people.
It's our capital.
Were people mad because they thought it was in bad?
Because gender equality?
Because of gender equality?
He didn't think for a second.
He was just like, all right, she, he, you're there.
She's in zero.
Bow.
Gender neutral is click, click.
Boom.
All right, but no, go.
Are people mad because they thought it was like bad taste to be rejoicing that someone died?
Yes.
It's not rejoice.
I'm not happy, but it is what it is.
No, you're no, I'm not happy.
No, no one's happy.
Nobody's happy that anyone died.
I'm just saying they deserved.
Can I say the punishment was worth the crime, you mean?
It's not about worth because that seems like it's justified.
It's just what happens.
Yeah.
Do you know what I'm saying?
That's about anybody, whether you're black, white, male, or female, anybody who was doing that deserved.
I would have a harder time shooting a woman because I'd probably just go like that with one finger and push her back in.
That's what I would do personally, okay?
I would take a single finger and just push her in her forehead and she would just fall back in the door.
I wouldn't shoot her.
Empathy vs. Treason Labels00:12:57
You know what I mean?
I think that's the first thing you do.
All right.
But if that motherfucker that looked like Mark with the tattoos and the Vikings and all that kind of shit, if he was coming through that window, Valhalla.
Is that Valhalla?
That's the Viking heaven?
That's Viking heaven.
It's the Viking heaven.
You going to Valhalla.
That's all I'm saying, bro.
So important note.
This is a lot of people have been saying, let's go over some of like the Twitter conversations that are happening.
We could poke holes, et cetera.
One big Twitter conversation is, I'm sure you guys have seen, where was all this energy towards Chaz?
Where was all this energy towards the BLM protests?
If Chaz, people are saying this was an insurrection, it was a coup.
And it's like the people on Twitter are going, well, when Chaz took over four blocks of, what was it, Seattle?
When they took over four blocks of Seattle, they took over a court building.
They took over like a...
The Capitol, yeah.
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone.
Yeah.
So I don't think they took over the Capitol itself, though, right?
I think it was like the Seattle was like a park.
It was the police precinct, but I'm pretty sure they took over the Seattle Capitol.
But I don't know if it was the Capitol building, though.
Maybe.
But it doesn't matter.
That was my impression.
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone is what Chaz was, right?
And they're like, why did nobody say this was a coup?
Why did nobody say this was an insurrection?
And apparently they did the same thing.
They're there.
They were.
They didn't call it a coup on America.
They were like, it's un-American.
They're like separate, like breaking away from this.
They were calling themselves, this is our own country.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We were calling it treasoners.
I was.
People just take them seriously because they were dorks.
Yes.
They didn't have sick headdresses.
And they were kind of met with that same energy.
You think, I think...
There was a lot of chaos going on in the streets.
Tear gas, all that shit.
Rubber bullets?
Motherfuckers was getting shot with rubber bullets.
Yeah.
I thought that they kind of just let them occupy it.
It seemed like that was the policy.
I think it was also lower stakes.
Way lower stakes.
And it wasn't incited by the president.
I think there's a big difference when that happens, right?
Like when a bunch of like local organizers go to Ducati Park or Zucati Park or whatever it is and they say we're occupying Wall Street, that's not as big a deal as if the president says, yo, we're taking down these fucking Wall Street guys' heads.
Wait outside their buildings.
And if they come out, do whatever you got to do.
Yeah.
And if they went into Wall Street or like the stock exchange and started like trying to fuck things up, no, you don't do that.
Yeah.
You don't.
Okay.
They are called terrorists for destroying the property or trying to take over America.
This is another conversation that happened a lot.
It's like, why are they terrorists?
But the people that were burning down cities as part of the BLM protests, why were they not considered terrorists?
That was another conversation I saw.
So I think terrorists to be a terrorist, it has to be like destruction with a political aim, basically.
Right.
Like if you have some sort of like political agenda and you start doing the violent shit, you can be classified as a terrorist.
Yeah, that is the textbook definition of terrorism, right?
It's violence with political aim.
Right.
So I think like the people that stormed the Capitol, they had a political aim and they were violent.
So that would classify.
Yeah, I also think, yeah.
But BLM, if you have a political aim, I would say specifically that we all agree with, right?
We want equality.
We want black people.
But to me, it's not just any political aim.
This specific political aim was we are trying to stop the government from moving forward the way it's moving forward and change the way it moves forward through our idea of what democracy is.
That's what a lot of terrorists are doing.
So this is their idea of democracy is different than ours, and they think they're wrong.
But so are the people who stormed the capital.
To me, that's terrorism.
Well, I think where it gets hazy is that you have to look at the specific behavior and the action itself.
So when it comes to storming the capital, it seems like, oh, yeah, of course that's wrong.
But there are certain situations where that behavior is justified.
So like if the, you know, let's say Trump does another four years and then at the end of his eight year, two term tenure, he says, I'm not leaving.
It would be, I think, at the obligation of citizens to go in and say, nah, you're out.
Exactly.
So the behavior itself is condemnable in this context because we don't feel like it's actually justified due to what they're doing.
And we get to decide what's justified or not.
Exactly.
The winner does.
So like, let's say these people actually like stormed and overthrew the whole shit and then they won and they were actually able to somehow.
They're heroes.
They're not treasonable.
They rewrite the history and they go, yeah, the election was stolen.
We want it back.
They tell their kids, blah, blah, blah.
And then that's how history gets worked.
Like when Bolsheviks took over that shit, there was like so few of them.
Like literally.
No, he was Bolsheviks.
Nobody knows what Bolsheviks are.
But any like any insurrection or coup or revolution starts with like a social media.
Just like American Revolution.
The American Revolution was not wildly supported by every single American.
There are a lot of Americans that were businessmen.
There are a lot of Americans who were just on the British side.
And that was just what they thought was the right thing to do.
Even during the revolution, not everybody was supportive of it.
Right.
So they won.
And then everybody was like, oh, I guess they're heroes and we got to go along with that.
Yeah.
So destroying police cars, like the summer, in any situation, I'm like, yeah, that's wrong.
Unless you believe that the social contract has been broken.
So if you believe that cops are not upholding their duty to protect citizens, then you have an obligation to then rebel against the state.
Well, then to your point, to that point, that's what these people believe.
Exactly.
Contract has been broken.
Which is why I have empathy for like the guy that's like trapped in some rural area that's plugged into like newsmax that's getting like all this information, truly believing that all this shit was stolen.
I'm going to verify for any crazy people listening.
That doesn't mean you support what they did.
No, of course.
You just understand how they got.
I'm sympathetic.
I'm like, oh, wow, you got conned.
You know what I mean?
You thought that you were inside the con, but actually you were the mark the whole time.
Like you got duped.
So I have sympathy for those people.
I think they should still be punished for what they did.
But I think their behavior is very different than someone that went in like, okay, I know that this election was valid, that the voter fraud didn't like substantiate actual like electoral turnover.
And I'm just going to go in there to fuck this shit up because I want violence and whatever.
Like those people, I think.
I agree with that.
I have sympathy to a certain extent.
Like I have sympathy for belief, but I don't have sympathy for action.
Yeah, of course.
So it's like, you could believe the crazy shit and I could feel bad for you.
Like I could see somebody get radicalized and like think these horrible things.
And then I start going, oh man, it sucks that you were tricked into believing these things.
And I hate that you live in this vacuum that allows only one belief system that you have to kind of believe in order to exist within your tiny little.
You don't believe it wholeheartedly.
You're a separatist or crazy or whatever.
But then ostracize you completely.
But then you kill a cop.
But killing somebody based on those beliefs is where I don't have any amputation.
100%.
Which is why when it comes to like- I need to interrupt, but like because there is a social contract that exists even within those beliefs, 100%.
The cops handle justice.
When you take justice in your own hands, you are breaking that contract that you made with the contract.
I think you can also have empathy and still think that sucks.
I see how you got there.
You should still be punished within the harshest measures.
100%.
Yeah.
The harshest measures is the punishment for treason is you die.
Well, it depends on if these people were convicted of treason or like whatever their actual conviction is, depending on what they thought they were doing at the time.
Exactly.
So that's the other thing that goes on with it.
I don't think everybody there thought that they were going to overthrow the government.
And I think that that's clear by the people taking selfies inside, right?
Like when they actually got in that position, I think a lot of them were like, oh, yeah, we never really knew what we were going to do here.
We were just essentially blowing off steam because we're upset that Trump lost.
Some people knew what they were doing.
And those people, you could argue, could be punished, but how do you decipher who those people are?
And I think you just have a case-by-case trial for all the people that are.
Now, here's the question.
I don't know.
Now, here's the question.
Should the same energy be kept with the people at BLM?
For example, the majority, the vast majority of the people there at these protests were going, we need to make sure that we just protest for what we believe in and we keep it safe and we don't destroy any property and we don't do anything that could take away from this movement.
And then there was a couple of people there that violently looted, killed somebody, blew up buildings, caused massive property damage that destroyed businesses.
What should happen to those people?
Is what those people did treasonous per se?
They should have a fair and just trial based off of the specific circumstances of what they did.
I guess my point is like the severity of treason in our eyes, right, brings us to a point of death, right?
Like if you commit treason, you die, right?
It's really, really, really severe.
It's the most severe.
Nothing is more severe than death.
So can I apply that to the people at the Capitol?
And can I also apply that to someone in Minnesota that lit a police station on fire?
Am I okay with them dying because of that?
That's where it gets tricky.
When I say harsh as possible, I'm not a death penalty person in general.
So I would remove that from my own, but I see what I've said.
So I don't agree that they should all be put to death.
But 25 years, 30 years, I agree with punishment.
Yep.
I agree with punishment for crime.
We're all on the same page.
But like for whatever, you know, treason, the punishment is death, bro.
So it's just like.
Okay.
Okay, go out.
A couple of things.
It's hard for me to separate.
If you have empathy for them being tricked and actually believing that they're doing something to save America, then how can you not have empathy for them protecting America and taking the actions that they have?
Like, how do you separate the two?
Because if they truly believe that they're doing something great, like how the American Revolution, we believe like, yay, we're fighting against British.
We were being treasonous at the time to the government that was controlling us.
So you have to have empathy for the action because they think they're doing the right thing.
Empathy for their action.
For their action.
How do you separate the people?
It depends on what the action is.
I think if the action is killing people, then pretty much in all circumstances, unless it's self-defense, that's killing up the cop because not all of them were doing that.
Let's just say storming the Capitol.
Right.
So like if it's like destruction, all the other shit, like they should definitely be still punished for what they did because the action itself is illegal.
So here's the thing.
But I understand from a personal level, I get how they get there.
And that's what you're trying to say.
You have empathy for the action.
And that's what we were saying last week, or at least it was on the, maybe it was on the Patreon.
No, I think it was on the Patreon.
The idea is if you truly believe that like you were stopping the most vile human beings on the planet from corrupting a country that you love, it is heroic to put your life on the line to do that.
So you have empathy for that if that's what they believe.
That being said, who is the arbiter of that truth?
Unfortunately, it's the victor and they lost.
So their truth is now false.
Rudy Giuliani before, like the day of on the steps, he goes, all right, if we're wrong, we're going to get made fools of.
If we're right, a lot of people are going to jail.
So let's have a trial by combat.
Literally word for word, like what he says, like the day of.
So like, so these people are sitting there and they're like, okay, we're trusting the plan.
We believe Rudy Giuliani.
Like he's never lied to us.
He's always been honest.
We got to trust him.
Then he says this, you go, all right, fuck it.
That's where I would say to you.
I can have empathy for the motive to the point, even right, okay, I can have empathy for how you did that action, but you still got to be punished.
You broke the law.
A kid that sells drugs to feed his family, hey, man, I have empathy for that motive.
You still sold drugs and fucked up a lot of people.
So you get your punishment, even though if even though the thing that you wanted might be good.
Yeah, you break a window on accident.
You still got to move down South.
It might be hypocritical at the same time.
I think for a better life and we all have a better life.
Everybody else provides everybody to their family.
Everybody's going to carry like BLM with the storm in the Capitol.
And I think, I don't know if you can really consider BLM treasonous because they weren't trying to overthrow the government.
Correct.
So I think that's the separation.
Discrepancy that I would make as well because BLM wasn't saying, hey, we want to stop America from existing.
And we want to have a different way of America.
My understanding of BLM, the protest, was we want the rights we're supposed to have.
Yo, America is lit.
We would like to be lit, too.
Yeah.
So, yeah, it is the opposite of treason.
So, I don't get how you label them a treasonous group.
No, I don't know where they can be destructive, riots, all that shit.
That's where these Twitter conversations.
Having people in 140 characters or whatever.
No, no, no, but it's not like they're essentially being labeled treasonous.
What I think is the distinguishing factor with the capital situation is treason, right?
Because that means death.
Right.
Right.
And people are comparing these two, and I don't think they're comparable.
I guess for that reason, is most eloquently said, Al, is that they're not asking for something to change in America that wasn't promised.
Boom.
As far as I can understand, they want the promises to be kept for them as well.
Now, we can go into the BLM organization.
We did it in the Netflix special where the organization itself wanted maybe a more socialist or some people might even say Marxist approach to America.
Yeah.
You could say that is changing America in a way that maybe most Americans might not want to support.
But like we said in the special, the marching itself.
Yes.
People out in the street.
People out in the street who don't know who the fuck Karl Marxists were just like, yo, can black people not get shot by cops if they don't do nothing bad?
Comparing Capitol Treason00:03:57
Is that cool?
Right.
Which I think, yeah.
The people at the Capitol, though, they thought, oh, the election were promised fair elections, and then we didn't get a fair election.
So now we got to go get a fair election.
Yeah, I understand.
Again, I have empathy for the motive.
Did they want a fair election or did they want their guy to win in that area?
I think most of them wanted their guy to win, but I think some got duped.
I think they convinced themselves on some level, whether consciously or subconsciously, unconscious, whatever, subconsciously, this was rigged and stolen from us.
And they, you believe the truth that's convenient.
Because that's the only way you can rationalize wanting your guy to win.
Yes.
You tell the stories and the narratives that are convenient for what you want.
You get the logic to make, to justify your emotion.
Yeah.
So now, can we?
Can I say one more thing?
And maybe this is crazy, but why it's different to me?
Right, because it's warmer down there.
Can we get a full-size NBA gym?
Is that where you're going to go with this?
Things are open.
We can go play basketball.
We can have fun little hijinks.
We can do David Busters.
We can go to Dayton Busters.
We can play pranks.
You know what I mean?
Oh, and if you go out of the way, to make up for that, the mini thing we have outside, there is an asshole that reached out to us.
He's willing to make us a custom arcade machine that has like over thousands of games and it's regulatory size.
That's where we can get away with it.
I'll take it out of the Patreon.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing about that.
Yeah.
I don't like it when there's multiple games in the one thing.
I'm stupid.
Yes.
Because now you could put all those games on your phone.
That's why we don't reply to your text message.
Just fucking go.
Golly.
But I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Come on, yeah, it feels like a shortcut, Lord.
So I actually get what you're saying.
You like the game?
I want, if I'm going to get an arcade game, I want the nostalgia.
Yeah, you want Terminator with the guns, with the one game.
I want the joystick to look like it.
Sunset Riders.
Susan, Street Fighter, all I want.
Like, come on.
Nah, nah.
Bro, just get on your PC.
Come in touch with this guy.
Yeah.
My gift to you guys.
You will pay for this machine.
Put me in.
$2,500.
You're going to negotiate an offer.
I want something $2,500 to you.
I'm starting to think that's a good thing.
It's a nice round number.
That's why you afford these fucking clothes.
Go to the wide angle.
It's a nice round.
I shouldn't be able to afford these clothes.
It's a nice round of money.
That's a wide angle.
Are we in the why?
He said $1,800.
Are we in the Y?
We are in the White Eye.
He's trying to pay off his Tesla slowly.
This guy got a $2,000.
$1,500 at a time.
I'm selling drugs, bro.
He's doing how much you make.
He's not paying you it.
You shouldn't be able to afford this.
He got the newest phone.
He probably got new sneakers on.
New hat.
IRS, listening.
Relax.
You better listen.
I took a lost.
Y'all better listen because your boy moving down south.
You thought you were going to get that 13% from the kid.
Real talk.
That's what we need to do.
We need to lobby IRS.
You want this bread?
Keep me up north.
Oh.
That's how we're going to help out these mom and pops.
Yo.
That's how we're going to do it.
I'll be wanting to help mom and pops, but their outdoor seating sucks.
I'll be trying to help mom and pop so much.
You can't just donate the money.
You got to get food driving.
I have actually.
And it's only the bigger restaurants.
That's the thing.
I'd be out there, bro.
I'll be out there now.
That shit sucks.
It's freezing cold here out front of a restaurant.
Mom, we get the fucking heat.
I'll be out there in them streets thinking about leaving New York because it's too cold.
I'll be out there in them streets.
Like, these streets is cold, bro.
You know what I mean?
Your whole family left where you're from.
Yeah, I know.
You know what I'm saying?
Because it's too hot.
That shit sucks.
You got to leave sometimes, bro.
Why don't they stay?
And I don't criticize anybody else who left.
You know what I mean?
They have foresight.
Yo, we are immigrants.
That's it, bro.
We're just immigrants, bro.
That's it.
I'm just trying to make you live up to your family.
That's fine.
I've never been to New York.
I'm coming back home as far as I'm concerned.
We're going to Florida just for that.
Just for that.
I was going to South or something.
You know, real talk?
South is my Texas.
And then we're going to go to Florida.
He just zooms in.
We're going to get you closer to the fam, bro.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Nah, in all seriousness, y'all.
We can transition into all the censoring of like all these.
Yeah, good idea.
That's how we feel about it.
It's like conservative sites.
The censorship.
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So you're not on board with like getting Trump off Twitter and all these things?
No.
Talk to me.
I think it's so people say that he incited this, but he never really said, like, yo, go to the Capitol and kill people.
He never said, go to the Capitol and kill people.
He said, yo, let's show them our shit.
There's enough circumstantial evidence, I think.
And this is where you said he's like a mob boss.
He never said, he knows the phones are taxed.
That's what I'm saying.
He never says the specific thing you can take him to a court of law over.
But Twitter ain't a court law.
They're literally storming the capital.
He goes, all right, guys, yo, we got to be peaceful.
Go home.
I love you.
You're special.
Like, what is I love you?
You're special.
I'm saying he's one with words.
He knows how to not incriminate himself.
So it's like, if he's not technically breaking the rule, I don't think he should be punished.
Right.
Now, I will say it goes against what happened there.
What I feel was fucked up, what happened there.
But still, it's like this guy, he's still abiding by the rules of these sites.
Now, the other piece is that they say, okay, we're going to have another rally on the day of the inauguration.
So he's like, we're going to run it back 2.0 day of the inauguration.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
But then he goes, just so everyone knows, I'm not going to be there.
So if anyone wants to do anything, I'm not there.
Do whatever you got to do.
Now that's different.
He said, I'm not going to be at the inauguration.
He said he's not going to be there, but now he didn't say if anybody wants to do anything.
So this is the question is like Twitter is looking into the subtext of what he's saying.
They're saying, are his followers going to see this and do 2.0 what they did last time?
Yo, not showing up to the inauguration is so pussy, bro.
Yo, my man is so pussy.
Honestly, what was endearing about Trump is that he wasn't pussy.
Is that he was calling all these motherfuckers out on their bullshit?
And to see him be such a sour puss loser.
Yeah.
Sore, yo, nothing is worse than a sore loser, bro.
Being a sour puss, sore loser.
Son, how, how can you lose all respect in an instance?
I'm not showing up.
I'm not going to be there.
Like, low-key is whack that they got to go.
Like, if you lost, but it is what it is.
That's part of it, man.
You got to be the most powerful person in the world for four years.
Show your fucking inauguration.
It's a sign that we believe in peaceful transfer of power.
That's what it is.
That's what democracy is.
Well, yeah.
I lost.
All right.
Keep it moving.
Yes.
Hand it off.
And we need that handoff.
That handoff is very important.
It lets everybody know: hey, this is how it's supposed to go.
It's healthy.
We shouldn't have these fucking battles every time there's a presidency.
The presidency goes in a way that maybe half of the country didn't want because every fucking election is half the country's pissed.
And you are out here being a little crying bitch about it.
I'm not showing up.
Such a fucking lame thing, dude.
Yeah, we suck it up because we go, yo, we're all Americans and we got bigger issues.
Like the rest of the world trying to fucking get us.
Yeah.
So let's keep moving.
And I hear the rest of the world is giddy about this.
Son.
Somebody was telling me he got like.
Science don't concern themselves with the opinions of sheep.
China.
Did you call him sleeps?
Counting sheep.
That's racist.
Bro, you said sheep.
You cannot.
We're talking about three today, son.
Three shit.
He's heating up.
He's not volume.
We can't take Chuck Abbey out.
He can't take his kid back to the South.
He goes back to the South.
His racism is on another level.
I have a lot of sympathy.
I have a lot.
I did not say that.
I did not say surfing clones, but you have a lot of sleep.
I have a lot of sympathy for people that stormed the Capitol.
Okay.
I can understand how you get there, right?
Yeah.
You start mudding in the South, you know?
Dude, hang out.
Y'all are going to go mudding and they're going to bring you and you're going to fuck up.
I'm going surfing.
Al already looks like you went mudding.
Whoa!
Come on, Mark.
Dude, that's crazy.
You can't say that.
And not Akash.
He's a wild boy.
Fuck.
You could have had them both right there.
Damn, I'm not on fire anymore.
Bro.
You're a wild boy.
Okay, so if we do go down, I want to get back to the censorship.
But if we do go down, we're definitely all going in the U-Haul together and we're videotaping it and we're making a thing out of it.
No, I'm good.
You're driving it.
No, I'm not.
You're driving.
I'm talking about Tesla.
No, no, you're driving.
I'm sleeping the whole way there.
Fucking shit.
Technic's driving itself.
You're going to stop every fucking two hours for whatever you do in your Tesla?
Yep.
Yo, your Tesla.
Yep.
It got the fucking battery charge of a tonka chip.
All right.
Have fun in that cold-ass hard-ass seat you hold.
You have fun in that shit.
No stamina, bro.
So fucking up.
I can't understand why this is.
You're Tesla these blue cheeks, bro.
You can't stay hard for nothing, bro.
Yo, get out of here, bro.
Get the apple Hyundai.
We take that drink.
I'm getting the apple Hyundai.
I can't understand where this is where you want to save money is the U-Haul.
That's where I'm like, why can't you just have motherfuckers moving?
This is where you're saving money?
That is kind of true.
You can just have this shit for you.
Just cat movers or whatever.
This is where you want to save.
You got to sit in the U-Haul with some random guy.
I'm not going to send a random guy with all this.
Yeah.
Getting his dick suck.
You could fit this in the table.
You're slapping his fucking skin.
Stop two trunks, bro.
You got a trunk in a front.
We're not fitting this in it, Tesla.
I'm not putting this in his little ass Tesla.
We get 30 minutes.
We got to reach out.
Keep talking shit.
Next time you want to ride out to the city, all right?
Real talk?
I'm going to tell you.
We need a fucking power extension cord just to drive down there, bro.
We need to put a generator in the back.
Put an extension cord in the studio.
It don't feel good.
Everybody's gaming up on you, huh?
It's been so good.
It's so good.
We're going mud in here, Tesla.
All right.
Bro, in all seriousness, we all you hauling that shit down.
We, I mean, y'all are you hauling it down?
Y'all gonna make a nice YouTube video out of that shit.
You gonna hop on it.
That's the other thing.
We do need to get our cars down there.
Teeter Barrel.
Yeah.
And I don't have one yet.
That's why I'm bringing mine.
He's doing it.
Everybody got to bring their car.
I thought we were going to ship it because you told me that's pretty cheap to ship.
Yeah, it was like $800,090.
I shipped my car up a couple months ago.
Shit.
So imagine down.
Whoa, probably cheap.
Yeah, gravity.
Probably only $400.
Yeah, gravity at $400.
Gravity doesn't have to be a bad thing.
That's such a mark isn't right there.
That's how Akash would really cheap ass fucking argue with them.
Like, bro, it's 800 up.
Just let it roll back.
What's the big deal?
You can't guide it?
Just guide it.
Valid.
Valid.
Foxcar, bro.
It's a fox car race.
Yo, you got to do that.
Ain't you going back down?
You just came up.
You just tell the guy, like, yo, you came up.
You got to go back.
That's where you live.
Yeah.
Just take it.
You take an empty truck.
It is.
That's it, bro.
It's stupid to take it back empty.
Anyway, so we all going.
We ain't stay.
Yeah.
Yeah, but what you got to do about a car, though?
I think I just do like long-term rentals.
Yeah.
And then it'd be a cool opportunity to like try, I don't know, maybe a car that I might want to have.
I never had like a car outside of college.
Yo, he stopped short of saying luxury car.
He was going to say a nice ass car.
I was going to say Tesla and he was going to shit on me.
Yeah, he bought the truck.
You already saw that.
I saw him backjacking.
I already bought the Tesla truck.
That's it.
I did buy that shit.
Yeah, way longer battery.
Way super longer battery.
600 miles, you bitch.
You got to get a break.
What do they need?
Big extension cord for that shit.
Wait, for that?
No, you don't need it.
For real.
My huck cycle goes longer than your Tesla.
For real.
Oh, your bicycle?
My bicycle.
My bicycle goes longer.
He's a solar panel, bro.
He just absorbs all the light.
100%.
What is he talking about?
White doesn't absorb the light.
Black does.
Whoa.
That's racial.
That's not racial.
That's facts.
Come on, bro.
That is true, dude.
That is true.
I knew that.
What are you doing?
Okay, we're back to the censorship.
Just started over.
No, no, I think it was.
I think the censorship is so weird, man.
It's such a weird thing because you're almost just like, you can't let people incite revolutions.
Well, you can because sometimes you need a revolution.
It's real tricky, bro.
Yeah, well, I mean, I don't get the legal thing where people are saying that it's a violation of the First Amendment.
Yeah, people keep saying that, but free speech is not absolute.
Like, you can't say, I'm going to kill the president.
That's something you get prosecuted for.
You know what I mean?
There are certain things that are, you're saying there are certain things that are carved out of free speech.
No country has absolute free speech.
You can't yell fire in a crowded building.
That's something you get punished for.
You shouldn't even talk in a crowded theater.
Especially theater.
Yeah.
Don't be talking at all.
Marcus.
Boom!
Shot the light.
Bro, this guy's so racy, bro.
I don't know if we can.
That's what happened this weekend, son.
It's a little bit of cold, bro.
I went to the Met, bro.
You were around your white Starzee in history, you know.
Yo.
Starzee in history.
You're like, them plantation houses look comfy.
Bro, how we fuck this shit up?
All he says, I want a ranch.
Ranch.
Whoa, no.
I said ranch.
Ranch is not racist.
Ah.
Ranchero.
You think Mexicans are racist?
You know who loves ranch?
Racist white folks.
That's true.
White women.
With wings.
White people don't fuck with ranch.
Nah.
Nah, blue cheese.
Yeah.
Come on.
I actually had a friend that asked me that said that black people don't like any white food.
He said, well, he said him personally.
He said, I don't like any white foods.
What does that mean?
You said one black person said black people, and you're like, well, he said he personally.
Yeah, well, that's all he said.
It went down to the one black guy he knows.
Yeah, I told you.
You're number two black guy.
And you're also his Puerto Rican friend.
You honestly check off a lot of boxes.
That's a triple word score right there.
You're really clean scraped, bro.
Oh, XCON too.
Yeah, Scrabble Media.
That's true.
Sweet Sveeds.
And Sweets.
Whoa.
International criminal.
Oh, I checked off.
That's fucking lit.
That's a boom shock a lot.
Okay, bro.
So look.
Jaget lets me know he's LGBTQ.
Yeah, that's a good ass point.
The whole rainbow on his and B, bro.
Okay.
So, yeah, I don't know why it's a violation of the First Amendment.
The First Amendment says you can't pass laws that prohibit freedom of speech, religion, all that shit.
This is like Twitter is not the law.
No one's passing a law that says if you say something, you go to jail.
Like in China, you criticize like.
Wait, which one is First Amendment?
That's freedom of speech.
Okay, so but if you can't speak freely on these platforms and therefore he is violation of freedom of the first amendment would be like what they have in China.
You talk shit about Taiwan, you go to jail.
Well, that's what this is, right?
He's talking shit about America.
But he's not going to jail.
Ah, so only prison.
If there's a law that says you say this shit, you get prison time, fines, sanctions, other types of legal money.
Punitive punishment.
Yeah.
Or punitive action is the only thing that makes it a violation.
It's not what he said.
Of the first amendment.
He's saying, you're not welcome on our private company.
In Twitter, I don't fully trust their intention.
And I think there's going to be a lot of over Twitter fucked up.
But you can't use First Amendment for Twitter banning him.
You come into my house, say wild shit, I can kick you out.
Now we're on a now we're on a different okay.
So like some restaurants, for example, say none of the ones you would ever go to, but some that would say, no, they're like dress codes, right?
How happy are you that those restaurants are going to shut down?
Oh, I'm so happy.
He texts me every week.
You know a good restaurant.
Nah, I only support mom and domino.
That's why I say McAdondo.
Macadonna pops.
McAdonyman Grill.
McDonald's.
I ain't got Mac in it.
You ain't there.
Yo, you got to check out Jiggity Dendez.
That's one of my favorite places.
Jiggy D's from the place.
JD.
So we have a situation here where big tech, and I even, I hate the term big tech because it seems it's just like somebody everybody throws out.
But like these platforms have become so big that they're almost like a part of human life, right?
Or American or like Western, whatever you want to call it.
They become like countries.
Yes.
They're countries in the way that they operate and the amount of people that are with them and also the rules that they're dictating.
But at the same time, it almost feels like you're right as an American citizen to operate on these platforms.
Yeah.
Right.
So at what point does a tech platform become part of a civil right?
At what point is it so big that it becomes part of your civil rights?
I don't think ever.
I don't think so.
You don't think ever?
Because their excuse is this.
We're approaching it, I think.
I think we're approaching it.
I'll say something interesting that happened to my girl's stepdad.
He was on vacation and he was on like a snorkeling thing, whatever like that.
And there's always interesting people when you're on these things.
So he's just talking.
He spoke to a Google fact checker.
And she was a Google fact checker.
And he was just like, so how do you like get that job?
And do you think it's weird that you get to be like the arbiter of truth?
Like you get to decide what things are true and what things aren't true.
That's a lot of responsibility.
And she said to him, Well, if you don't like that, you don't have to use Google.
There really isn't any other Google.
Yeah.
There's another one called Duck Some Shit.
There's a Duck Duck Go.
Duck DuckGo.
You ain't using Yahoo.
You're not using Yahoo.
Duck Go.
King, all those whatever things are.
You can't even get the name, right?
It's big, bro.
That's how much you ain't using that.
That's racial, bro.
That's on you now.
Yo, that's true.
So it's like, you can, but it's not, right?
Let's be honest.
Like, if you're not on Google, if your business isn't Google-able, if all these things, like nobody's using duck, duck, go to find the restaurant or to find flagrant to or to find any of these things, right?
There's one, there's one place, right?
So it's not like you have, but they get to hide behind that.
They get to hide behind that like technicality.
That technicality, if you will, that like, yeah, we're just a regular business.
And yeah, we'll buy up all of our competitions so there isn't any, but we're just a regular business.
It is what it is.
So what happened, what I thought was really interesting, he asked what she used to do beforehand, right?
Do you know what she used to do before she was a fact checker?
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She worked for the fucking State Department.
And I'm like, oh, shit.
Is this why big tech hasn't been broken up?
Why break up the thing that can do your work for you the best possible way right from the State Department into big tech where you decide the truth narratives that you want to put out there in the world?
Oh, wow.
So now you have the deep state or whatever.
I don't want to talk about it in a conspiratorial way.
I want to talk about like a realistic way.
Beforehand, there was obviously some sort of relationship between government and news media.
Yep.
Right?
Journalism and government were somewhat intertwined.
And then it became right-wing media and left-wing media were intertwined through different government organizations.
But there was obviously a relationship.
There was like narratives being pushed out between them.
Now it seems to me that you have that same government relationship intertwined with big tech, which is real news now.
That's where we're getting all of our information.
And you place the people who decide what is true or what's not true in those positions of power.
And of course you don't break them up.
You're like, thank God, we're working together, boys.
That girl brought up that exact thing.
She was like, I don't like this because there's no way this isn't done out of their own self-interest.
No way.
Twitter don't give a fuck about the general well-being of the country.
Well, no.
Let me ask you a question.
I do it.
Now, here's the one thing.
We assume nefarious intent whenever there's control or censorship.
Okay.
I think that's pretty natural.
That was a great sentence.
But we do, right?
Yeah, that was fine.
Right?
So, but the reality is maybe it's not always nefarious.
Maybe there's some people who are like, listen, for us to get where we need to go in the next 50 years, the next 100 years, obviously there are people that are plotting the course of America way beyond when we will ever be here.
There's a reason we made Louisiana purchase.
There's a reason for Manifest Destiny.
There's a reason we go from Pacific to, sorry, from Atlantic to Pacific.
There are people that are going, hey, we need to be here for 500 more years.
What do we need to do now in order to be there?
And there are people that exist in those roles right now.
And maybe some of them are looking at this landscape and then making those decisions based on that and saying, these are the important truths to get us where we need to go.
Yeah.
Okay.
And so far, I know this sounds like a kind of a bitch ass approach to it.
Maybe it's an optimistic approach, but so far, they've done okay with America.
So they're looking out for their own well-being, but also we're looking out for American well-being and then we'll get everything we can.
Yeah, because their well-being is contingent on the health of the nation.
What is the one thing right there?
What is the one thing?
Let's say the powers that be are the rich people.
What is the one thing that terrifies rich people?
I mean, there's a many, but what is one big one?
Revolution of the poor.
Insurrection.
Yeah.
Everything else they can handle, right?
Stock market flows, they don't care.
They're billionaires.
I'll define the stock market.
Exactly.
And if it does go down, we'll just buy up some depressed real estate or whatever the fuck is out there we can take advantage of.
But insurrection terrifies the rich.
Yeah.
Because a, what is it called?
A, a well-structured and polite and just society allows them to keep their money in a safe place.
They don't want to exist where they got 50 fucking armed guards around their palatial estate.
Like they have to, and I'm sure India.
They have to in parts of Mexico and parts of South America.
They're literally prisoners within their wealth.
Yeah.
Every revolution, they fucking eat the rich, bring out the guillotine, chop off Mary Antoinette's head.
Chop, chop, chop.
Yeah.
So I think this was terrifying to them.
And I think this kicks shit into high gear.
They're like, yo, yo, yo, yo.
We need to do something because we are next.
We're the rich and we could get eaten.
That's valid.
So I think that's why you saw those drastic measures, people all of a sudden being chopped off of on Twitter.
I think the conversation goes to Jack Dorsey or whatever the Twitter guy is.
And my buddy said this, and I thought this was kind of interesting.
He was like, he is not a big government guy.
He is like a super libertarian.
He thinks politicians are fucking idiots.
But he goes, right now, the conversation comes to who do I trust with the truth more?
Donald Trump or Jack Dorsey at Twitter.
And he goes, I actually trust Jack.
Yeah.
Kind of interesting.
Yeah.
I think also what makes it tricky is that they banned Trump's personal Twitter account.
They didn't ban the White House.
They didn't ban At POTUS.
So they banned Trump as a private individual that was using Twitter with the influence of the president of the United States.
So like they ban how they ban regular people for violating the rules of Twitter.
So there's still a platform and a portal for the president to communicate with his constituency, with the people of the United States, either through those actual social portals, but also just how the way presidents used to communicate, which is through press conference.
Yeah, press briefing and things like that.
So I don't see that there's any sort of like legal issue with banning Trump from Twitter.
I do think though that Twitter has inserted itself into a political, like political, like geopolitical conversation that I don't know if they're ready to handle.
So like they now have broken, because like their rule for like all of time before this was that like if there's a state head where he's going to operate under a different set of rules than the other people on Twitter.
So we have specific rules.
And if like the president of Iran or like Ayatollah or whatever is like saying crazy shit that violates our rules, we're going to leave him up because it's important for the citizens of the world and also their citizens to be able to read it.
That's right.
A lot of people are pointing to pointing to a Khomeini not being taken down.
And it's like, why the fuck is this guy in Iran who has said, you know, I'm sure death to Israel.
Yeah, wipe Israel off the planet.
Exactly.
It's like he said all these hateful things that seem to potentially incite violence as well.
Why hasn't he been removed when we have the president of the United States being removed?
Yeah.
Very interesting.
So what is the reaction to that?
So the thing is that I don't personally have an issue with like Trump getting taken off Twitter.
And I think that like I see the justification.
I see why.
I don't think Trump should go to jail for whatever or like if there's legal precedent and whatever.
But like I don't think that there should be any violation for freedom of speech if people say things and go to jail.
I don't think he shouldn't go to jail for his tweets.
I don't think people should go to jail for what they do.
You think what keeps freedom of speech intact as long as there's not some sort of criminal punishment for what people?
I can say fuck the president and not go to prison, whoever the president may be.
All right.
I want to break this into two conversations.
So then second one I want to do, I want to talk about like, are these tech platforms a part of American civil rights?
That's next.
But this first one, go consider breaking.
So like, I'm cool with the legal side.
I don't think that there's any like legal precedent that was broken.
But now Twitter has basically broken their rule of neutrality.
Yes.
Which is like they've had this rule like we're going to ban regular users.
We're going to leave heads of state up and that's the way we're going to do it.
Now they've taken Trump down and now there's going to be all these other national precedents saying, okay, what about the president of Senegal that said this against the minority there?
What do we do?
President of whoever.
What if Putin says this?
Like what now Twitter has to keep and maintain a level of consistency in order to not lose.
Does that force politicians to be more diplomatic?
Well, I think it forces like international politicians to remove social media from their societies to remove American social media.
Because now they recognize, oh, Jack Dorsey is going to be censoring shit that we say.
And we already, like in Turkey, they already did this.
Like Erdogan said, yo, we're not using WhatsApp anymore.
We're going to develop a state centralized WhatsApp for the Turkish citizens that we're going to use.
And that could potentially do more harm than good.
I mean, it basically allows them to tap into their data.
America had a stronghold on digital colonialism that we were in every country and any superpower that we were up against didn't fuck with our social media.
In Russia, they don't use Google.
They use Yandex.
You know what I mean?
Which is why China doesn't use any of our social media because we basically have this tool to extract data from all these other places.
And it was convenient for all these other places, just like TikTok, exactly.
That was the argument for banning TikTok.
And most of these countries that were our allies didn't give a fuck because they were like, at least there's neutrality and like, as long as we don't violate the rules, blah, blah, blah.
Twitter is going to play fair with us.
But now that Twitter has broken what seems to be like their rule of not banning heads of state, what do we do?
I've got to do it.
But now it's like get me closer to there.
Because I agree with the digital colonialism, right?
Which is this idea, like, how do we influence culture?
Social media is the most influential tool.
Well, we can influence culture around the world if everybody has this social media stuff if they're using Facebook.
And then furthermore, if we need to nudge Zuckerberg and say, yo, there's an election we might need to go our way in Taiwan.
Would you mind, you know, like letting people see a few more ads?
This is the worst case scenario, but maybe we could.
I think that's completely reasonable.
Very reasonable.
There's one election every four years in America.
There are hundreds of elections every year.
And if we have access to all those people in the most sophisticated, like data-crunched way to influence them, we could have a lot of influence around the world without actually bombing and blowing people up.
So it's pretty amazing.
So I agree with the colonialism, the digital colonialism thing.
But what I don't understand is where we this discrepancy with Twitter right now.
So it's a different policy that they use towards Trump, but you're saying that they've some sort of like broken this contract globally?
It sets a precedent now of not just being neutral with all leaders.
Whereas before, hey, guys, leaders, you post what you want.
We don't, we're neutral.
We're out of it.
The second they show an interest, which is we're going to ban you for this, President Trump, now president, prime minister, whoever around the world, you can't be neutral anymore.
And then the potential.
He just has to be neutral on Twitter.
So now if those people, if Khomeini wants to say death to Israel, he just got to make sure he don't tweet it.
And then to that point, to his point, then it's like, all right, well, we can't say what we really want to say on Twitter.
So fuck Twitter.
Let's develop our own social media site.
Then we lose out on that.
But then they also lose out on the social cachet globally, right?
Like, you know, you can make a Twitter story happen globally if you are invested in this platform that is global.
Right.
And that's the reason why neutering Trump with the social media was so powerful is because his voice works because so many people react to his voice.
So if you remove his ability to be reacted to, he dies.
Also, to the point, real quick, it was funny that the second they suspended him first, then we got a video.
It was like so soon between, hey, you're suspended for 48 hours or whatever it was, and then, all right, now you get your video.
Yeah.
Whereas before, he wasn't backing out for shit.
Yeah.
And even after suspension, he came back in, and that's where he said, I'm not at the inauguration, like saying all this other shit that was like Twitter, I think, saw as dog whistling and like inciting violence.
See, so I didn't know that Twitter had that rule with heads of state.
Yeah.
So now that I knew that they have like different rules for heads of state, then he shouldn't have gotten kicked off.
But now it's like, like before I was like, oh, well, he violated their rules of inciting violence.
Well, that is true.
Sorry, sorry.
That applies to everybody.
The rule, if there's no special precaution, right, for heads of state when it terms of like inciting violence, if he is proved to have incited violence via the app, did he tweet something?
That's what I think is interesting.
If he's not using the app to incite violence, simply taking him off the app for what he said off the app doesn't make sense to me.
Right?
Like if he's, I don't know.
Like he called people to rally.
Did you take the murderer off Twitter?
He called people to rally that day, but that's what I'm saying.
His nuance, his nuance in terms of using the correct words that you can't say like, hey, you said this and that told everybody to do these violent acts.
He's good with that.
So I don't think you should have kicked him off.
So the tricky thing is, like, for example, you don't want to take off the Black Lives Matter organizers that told people to show up in, was it Kenosha?
Where did they fuck shit up?
Kenosha, I think, was one of them.
Minnesota or something like that, where they took, you know, that were really lighting the city up.
You don't want to take them off because some assholes that were part of that peaceful protest decide to blow things up.
Exactly.
So should that same thing be applied to Trump?
That's what you're saying.
If he didn't explicitly say, yo, go break some windows and fuck things up.
Exactly.
You can't really take him off for that.
You have to prove that that's what he meant.
Yes.
That's an interesting argument.
And that's where it comes down, I think, like Twitter's domain.
And they say, yeah, and they just call balls and strikes.
And in this case, they chose to pull Trump off.
Do you think it's possible?
Sorry to interrupt.
Do you think it's possible that there are powers that be?
I don't know who those powers are, but maybe it's a collection of like the Pelosis, the Bidens, the Schumers, these people, and maybe the Mitch McConnell's as well.
Do you think there's a collection of them that essentially call up big tech and they go, hey, he's out of here now.
We need to do damage control because it looks like he's really, I mean, ready to spiral out of control and really fuck shit up.
We have 10 more days or however many more days of the presidency.
I need you to get him off all platforms because for the betterment of our country, if this is the start, if he's willing to start this right now, it's going to just get worse in the next 10 days.
It could also be Twitter saving phase.
So Twitter is now like, there's all these looming lawsuits of trust busting within tech monopolies.
Trust busting is?
Like breaking up the tech monopolies into like multiple companies and like antitrust laws.
Yeah, exactly.
Demonopolis.
Monopolize.
Yeah, exactly.
So I can see them being like, yo, they're going to come down on us after this whole Trump thing and say that we were complicit in Trump's rise to power, blah, blah, blah.
If we just kick him off at the very end, we have all the social political capital, but we also are like, yo, we took him off when it got out of hand.
We did the right thing, blah, blah, blah.
They have now a case in court.
And I think they've been wanting to do this for a really long time.
Could you also, to your point, though, I think I kind of agree with you there, but also low-key, there's a little part of me that's like, you fucking scumbags, you motherfuckers profited off of this guy for four years.
You made tons of money, got tons of followers.
We're in the news every single day.
All you tech platforms banked off of Trump, banked off the conspiracies that he would spew, banked off the people that were supporting him.
Y'all made billions and billions of dollars.
And now that he's not, now that he's gone, now that the cow is gone that you can't suckle off the teat, you're just going to sacrifice that motherfucker to turn into hammer.
Back there because you can still, when he's out of office, he's just as, you can make just as much money off of this guy when he's out of office.
He's going to keep crying that they stole the election.
He's going to keep saying he's going to run again in four years.
He will stay in the news cycle.
That's Trump's power.
Trump stayed in the news cycle four years before he was president, saying Barack, he's the guy that started.
Barack wasn't born in America.
But it wasn't, to me, it wasn't the same effect as like a president has.
You can bump up the news cycle, but when you have your finger on the nuclear codes, it's hard to take that as seriously.
I think you can still bank a lot.
You can make a lot of money off.
You can, but don't you agree less, though?
Sure, sure.
But I don't think it's so much less that it's like I can immediately say, oh, this is why you're full of shit.
I think they're full of shit in a lot of ways.
I mean, they could be doing government bidding.
I think they could be whatever.
I think it's also possible.
He was suspended and then he came back and then you still thought he's dog whistling, if we agree with what they thought earlier, to Mark's point.
Then it's like, yo, we just suspended you, dog.
What the fuck?
I think that's totally possible.
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I think this is just like you now you're working for the feds.
Like, you know what I mean?
You got you got away with doing all the fuck shit for four years and talking about the big tech companies.
And now the feds got you and they're like, see what y'all let happen?
See what you did inspiring this over the last four years.
And then they're like, fine, I'll flip.
I work for you guys now.
What do you want me to do?
No, it's possible.
You know what I mean?
I think it's also possible they've been working with me.
I think they've, of course, you're not going to let something come to power.
But go, go.
What you said about maybe McConnell and everybody else calling Twitter and being like, yo, you got to get this guy the fuck out.
And then they got him.
The CIA too.
Yeah, but to that point, I don't.
This is why I kind of maybe believe they had help from within the government.
I don't understand.
If you're the CIA, you're the motherfuckers.
We keep America going at all costs.
We're going to do it.
You know everything that's going on.
We know everything that's going on and we'll do anything.
You know what's in my phone.
You know, when you go into the airport, like there's, there's a reason why.
Why him at the airport, bro?
I'm just saying, like, this guy gets randomly searched.
And he even the one that they're looking for.
Yeah, randomly searched this weekend.
Didn't even think anything of it.
I get it.
Go ahead.
Let's go.
And what was that site that got taken down or off?
Parlor.
Like, there were people talking about this for weeks.
And they were even talking about, oh, we're coming with our guns.
We're coming to fuck shit up.
So they've seen this.
They knew it was coming.
Y'all knew what was going on.
You know about all these terrorist attacks that don't happen because you thwart them before they can.
That's right.
And now you're going to act like this shit just happened under your nose.
We didn't know what to do when they got to the Capitol.
We just thought it was going to be peaceful.
Charge.
You should have still been ready.
So is this one of those situations where, like, I don't want to liken it to Pearl Harbor, but like a lot of people say that America knew Pearl Harbor was going to happen and they just needed an excuse to enter World War II to galvanize the people.
Remember, you can't do anything in a country of 300 million people without the people's support.
Right?
Like, you know, you want to talk about going into Iraq.
You want to talk about any of these things.
You need the people to go, yeah, we got to go get him.
And did they let this happen so that they had an excuse to bury Trump because both sides were like, I don't want to deal with this motherfucker riling shit up for the next four, eight, 12 years?
Yeah.
From a feelings perspective, like conspiracy-wise, like is it?
It seems sound.
No.
I think that will probably be the eventual outcome, whether or not it's intentional or not.
We'll never know.
But just from like conspiracy angle, yeah, I think that'll probably be what happens.
Man, it's just such a okay.
So then let's have the discussion of is a social media platform a civil right now?
I don't know if the metro, if the MTA is a civil right.
Is that my right as a New Yorker?
Like, can they say to me, well, just use another metro if you don't like us?
I think it's hard to say civil right when it's a publicly traded company because they like that's just a company that you use.
And then they can always just say like a civil rights.
I think it is a civil right because a business can't turn a person down.
They deny service, right?
And so I mean, unless you violate service.
Yeah, unless you violate the rules.
But let's say I violated the rules of the subway, right?
Could I be banned from the MTA?
Or is that like banning me from walking down the street?
No, I think it banned you from the MTA because you violated the rules of the MTA.
I'm really curious about that.
I wonder if I'm sure.
So you can't ban me from going into the park.
You can punish me for a criminal act I commit, but the park is a public place that I can go.
Right.
So I wonder if the same thing will apply to social media as they become these things that we use to communicate with the world and our friends and our family.
As the world, it is like entrenched in our life.
At what point do they become a civil right?
And then when they do become a civil right, can you remove it from me?
And does that end up being a violation of my First Amendment rights of free speech?
Yeah, I think it has to be government.
It has to be paid for by tax dollars.
That's right.
Yeah, if the park charged admission and you had to come in to pay a private company to go to their park and then you violate a rule and they're like, yo, you can't come to the park anymore.
You fucked up at a private thing.
That's if my tax dollars pay for the park, if my tax dollars pay for the MTA, if my tax dollars are supporting Facebook, which I think the MTA is subsidized, but you still have to pay for it.
Yes, it is.
And I think it might be a private organization that is subsidized by the government.
I believe so.
It is, right?
But so even if that's the case, it is an interesting space that we're going into.
Now, the interesting one is I think that there is a push to make the internet a civil right.
Right.
You've had a lot of conversations about this.
Like, what was the initial one?
It was maybe a few months back about they wanted to not have limits to the amount of internet or something.
It was like a big.
I don't remember that.
No, this was a big debate.
Net neutrality, it was called.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a different thing.
That's like allowing different bandwidths to people who pay more or less or something.
Yeah, that's what I meant by the limits, not like amount of time.
And I think this net neutrality thing gave the average person who wanted to start a website the same real estate, if you will, on the internet as like some big company.
So it allowed a startup to propagate because you didn't have to compete with fucking Target or Walmart in terms of your usage of the internet.
But go, go.
No, I don't know.
I just wonder if, like, I wonder if as these things become like parts of our life in the same way water is, you know, I know it sounds crazy to think of the internet as like water or heat or these things that are supposed to be provided, but it could be ubiquitous.
Yeah.
I view the internet as like the street.
You know what I mean?
Like, assuming that you aren't like in violation of like the law of that area and you should be in jail, like you should be allowed to walk down the street.
That doesn't mean you should be allowed to go into any business.
You want to assume that you violate the rules of that specific business.
You can't punch someone on the street.
Right.
So you have to obey the rules of the street and you are allowed to be barred from the private businesses that reside on the street.
So if that's the case, does the government and therefore the people decide the rules of the internet, those internet sites, once it becomes the street and not Jack Dorsey at Twitter?
Yeah.
I think it has to, right?
Nah, because it's like you're just giving them the right to get on the internet.
Once you're on the internet, if you go to any site, that site is owned by somebody.
The internet is a street.
This website is a store with internet stores.
Right.
Yeah, the store sits on any of the stores, whether they be websites, social media, those are all private stores.
Yeah.
Homeless guy can walk around the street.
That's not technically a law or illegal, but if a homeless guy goes into a restaurant, they can say, get the fuck out.
Okay, is Facebook then a mall?
You know how homeless people can be in a mall?
Right?
And because the mall is essentially public property, like these outdoor mall or whatever the fuck it is, like you can't, I don't think you can remove homeless people from.
I think you can.
You can?
I mean, I've been kicked out of a bunch of malls in my life.
Fair enough.
For what?
I was like, I'm not going to get a moment for sagging.
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For what?
I remember this was a big story, like his second year in Dallas.
He got kicked out of the mall for sagging.
Hilarious.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, what did you get kicked out of?
We were filming a video in the mall and the cops, or like the mall security was like, you can't be in here and they kicked us out.
Reasonable.
This happened like three or four times.
Reasonable.
Shouldn't be filming in the mall.
Fucking kids are around there.
I'm a kid.
I was a kid at the time.
So whatever.
Kids can't do that to kids still.
I don't know.
It's just a weird time.
Do you think Trump gets impeached?
I mean, time is running out.
Boy, you got nine days or something like that.
But they can continue with it after.
Yeah, I don't know how that works.
You can continue getting impeached even after he's gone?
Yeah, that's so embarrassing, bro.
You're at your home.
Then you remove, then you find out you got impeached.
Come on, bro.
But I think then you're just removing all those different luxuries that you have from being president.
Right.
Okay.
Which he doesn't really fucking need.
I think it's just how do we remove this guy from potentially running again from primary, primary, running in the primaries, running in the primaries.
That's what they want.
They're just worried about, they're trying to remove his political capital.
And it's a fucking ballsy move, but he's making it very easy for them.
Yeah.
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All right, enough of the political censorship talk.
What else we got, man?
We got a couple of light stars.
This one was kind of funny.
So, Bow Wow recently, he was dragged on social media.
They said he had Trisha's on a tugboat.
What?
That shit was so funny, bro.
Oh, my God.
What does that even mean?
He's like partying on this very, very tiny, tiny boat.
Like, basically, there's no room for people to move around.
And he's like flaunting for the Graham.
And then the funny thing that happened after that.
Girls ain't even that cute.
It seems like they're hanging off the side, bro.
It seems like the Titanic.
So the funny thing, he gets dragged for that, and then he makes another video.
This is great on a fucking bigger boat.
The problem with this video right here is that this boat is docked.
Oh, no.
You can see who.
Wait, let me muse this sound.
You can see cars driving right next to it.
This boat is docked.
And he's just frutting on a boat that's docked.
Bow Wow is the king of Bow Wow.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
This is he knows what he's doing.
He's doing this on purpose.
Now, there's a world where he's doing this on purpose.
I don't know if he's that smart, but what is this?
Is he that stupid?
Well, here's why he's that stupid, ready.
He said in this post, responding to the people making fun of him, he said, listen, you dumb motherfuckers.
I forget that y'all don't have any money.
You have to take a boat out to a big yacht.
If you get a big yacht, you can't just pull the big yacht up to the shore.
You need to have a boat that takes you out to the yacht.
That's hilarious.
So, I mean, this is insane.
Oh, man, Bow Wow, stop.
Come on, son.
But even getting him, putting himself on that little fishing boat that he had, that's hilarious.
Like, all those girls thought they were going on a yacht with Bow Wow.
Yeah.
And now they're hanging off the fucking side of that boat.
Dude, that's unbelievable.
There's no seats.
Just sitting on a bar.
And then who fronts on, supposedly this is the shuttle to the yacht.
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Yeah.
Yo, learned that.
Who fronts on the shuttle?
Who would do that?
What person would front on a grab on the shuttle to the big boat?
Who's making fun of him for just being on a boat with girls anyway?
Like, that's ballsy.
Bro, that shit is so hard to do, bro.
Yeah.
I remember at high school, I had friends that had boats, and we'd be like, yo, let's get some girls on the boat.
And girls never came on the boat.
It was just us tubing, drinking white clothes.
I wouldn't know those problems.
It's hard when you're on a lake, too.
You know what I mean?
10 girls on the ocean, I think, is easy.
Where was Bell?
Was that Miami?
Yeah, it had to be.
That was the song in the background, huh?
Yeah.
Miami City.
Miami looking kind of lit, yo.
Yeah, Miami's dope.
Miami looking kind of literally.
Some robots, you know, some robots with some hoes.
Are we going to Miami?
I'm canoeing, all right?
Yo, if y'all like it, yeah.
Y'all got to all apologize to me.
For what?
I apologize to Seinfeld.
That's who I apologize to.
Y'all got all apologies.
He dragged this man on the street on this.
I really should apologize to Seinfeld.
Yeah, you should.
You kind of got to.
Seinfeld, I'm sorry, Z's fucked to you.
Wait, what?
This is me lashing out.
No, in all seriousness.
Yo, Bawa, president, 2044.
Count it, bro.
What about some deportes?
What did y'all think about what happened to my Steelers?
Son, did you watch the game last year?
I watched.
Yeah, I watched all the games.
It was so great.
I love football.
I mean, is there a single team that doesn't get better when Odell Beckham leaves?
That's the takeaway.
That's what I was saying.
Two takeaways.
One, Brian put it well.
Shout out to Brian.
Baker Mayfield, the Browns quarterback, made himself $180 million yesterday.
Really?
He's going to be eligible to be signed at the end of this year.
And that's for like two years down the road.
But they try to sign guys early because the way the salary cap usually goes up every year.
So you got to pay your best players more and more every year.
So it's like lock them up early.
Baker Mayfield started playing really well the back half of this year.
And then he won the Browns, their first playoff game since they started their franchise again.
Against arguably the best team in the league.
Well, they were 11-0, but the whole time they were 11-0, everybody was like, they don't seem like they should be 11-0.
How the fuck are they 11-0?
And then they lost four out of their next five games.
And they kind of got lucky to win their whatever.
But who gives a fuck if you're the city of Cleveland?
We've been dying for this for two and a half decades.
This guy got us there.
Pay him.
I'm done.
I don't care.
Yeah.
He had a great game.
He had a really good game.
And the defense also played incredibly.
I think they're going to get stomped out next week just because their offensive line is fucked.
Why?
Why?
What happened?
Their offensive line is just injury after injury after injury.
And really quickly to make this win even more impressive, usually teams can't conquer like our offensive line is fucking destroyed.
Not only was their offensive line destroyed, their head coach had Corona, couldn't coach.
Their offensive line coach, along with being injured, offensive line coach was exposed, couldn't be at the game.
Two other coaches couldn't be at the game.
And they still just stomped the fuck out of the Steelers.
So if you're the organization, pay Baker, whatever.
If you're the fans, pay Baker, whatever.
I don't care.
I'm so happy right now.
I'll care about that shit next year.
Just pay him.
Wow.
So he made himself nine figures.
And then Odell Beckham sat this whole year.
And the second he sat, Baker started playing better.
Why do you think?
What changes?
He just demands.
And I can, remember playing football and like with your friends?
When you're a receiver, if you're not getting the ball, it drives you fucking crazy.
I think receivers get driven so crazy because if they're having a great game, they get eight catches out of like 60 plays.
I touched the ball eight times.
He doesn't handle that well.
Some receivers are like, fine, if we win, who cares?
I don't think he's like that.
I don't think he's wired like that.
Maybe he'll grow up right now.
He's too immature.
And then he's such a spectacle at all times.
As a quarterback, you're like, look, let me just force the ball to him.
Yeah.
Without even realizing he's putting that pressure on you, he's putting that pressure on you.
I think that's, it actually makes it harder for a quarterback to have a star receiver because that receiver is expected to get some tosses.
And so the defense is going to play harder against that receiver.
So it's like you're making the job, but the quarterback is like, damn, I have to get it to him.
But the defense is playing the best they could against this guy.
So now I either look bad that I never go to my star receiver, the receiver's upset that, yo, I ain't getting no tosses, but the defense is making it harder to get it to that guy than to get it to any other guy that they're not playing.
One thing I would add is if the receiver handles it well, it's fine.
Jarvis Landy's, Ritten Landry is one of the best receivers in the league.
He's on the Browns.
He's a quiet guy.
He's egoless, it seems.
Seems egoless.
So they have Kareem Hunt on a team too.
Yeah.
Like they have dynamic players on the team.
Backup kicker Kareem Hunt.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's a deep team, yo.
Hilarious.
Okay.
Okay, so something happens when you have a star receiver on the team that's almost, you're saying subconscious.
Divas.
If they're Divas.
But outside of them complaining, you're saying as a quarterback, you realize that you have such talent on the team.
You're like, I got to get it to him.
And they're going to fucking be in my ear if they don't.
It's just so like, I don't want it.
Just here, let's get him the ball.
And you have two seconds to make a decision.
You're probably going to give it to the guy who was the loudest.
Do you think that a long Browns run in the playoffs, maybe they even win another game, one official playoff game they win?
Yeah.
That they that that sends a message to Odell, like, you're not needed.
Time to check your ego.
I think it could.
And he said something in an interview about how Corona was actually good for him to like calm his brain down.
So maybe being like J.R. Smith was good in Cleveland.
Being away from New York, being away from fucking clubbing and all that stuff, if you're that guy who loves to party, it can calm you down potentially.
And now he's been in Cleveland and in quarantine.
It's like, I had to live with myself.
Team is doing fine without me.
Maybe he comes back next year and he shuts the fuck up.
What was his injury again?
Torn ACL, I think.
Oh, he tore the ACL.
Which now you can come back for him.
But fucking poor guy.
Also, the shit he would do.
I love Des Bryant, who would always complain if he didn't get the ball, but also was always with the undertone of, I just want to win.
If we win, I'll shut the fuck up.
I just think if you give me the ball, we'll win.
I don't think Odell is like that.
I don't think winning and losing means as much to him as him getting the ball.
I think he'd rather have 200 yards and a loss than 40 yards or 20 yards and a win.
Personally, if you're wearing million-dollar watches and fucking getting your cleats autographed by Tom Brady after a loss that you wore specifically for him, it's like you're just worried about all the other shit.
And maybe he'll grow up, but that's what I saw from him.
So I think they're better off without him in that sense.
Okay, so any chance in the playoffs, the Browns or no?
I don't think so.
I would love to see it.
I just don't think so.
They're playing the Chiefs.
For some reason, I think the Ravens are going to win.
That was the one game I missed.
They apparently didn't even play well, but I just think Lamar will get better.
But that's crazy.
The Chiefs just look so good.
Offensive line is fucked.
I don't know if their coach is going to be in the next game.
Maybe they win.
It'd be great.
I just don't think you can compete with the Chiefs.
They just got too much firepower.
Chiefs and the Packers look really good.
Yeah.
The Packers.
The Packers have been this weird story this year because I haven't.
Obviously, I haven't been watching that much, but I haven't seen them promote it at all.
No.
But I have seen Aaron promote.
Yes, he's going to win MVP.
He's MVP.
And he apparently is just really trusts this coach who's like a smart guy.
Yep.
And is basically telling Aaron, like, look, just listen to me.
For the first time, Aaron trusts this coach.
And now I heard this stat again from Brian.
I think he had Aaron Rodgers threw like 48 touchdown passes this year, which is a lot.
But the team punted like 46 times, which is just fucking mind-blowing.
I'm throwing more touchdown passes than we punted.
Me alone.
And they got a good running back who scores touchdowns.
That's crazy.
Like, that's a ridiculous offense.
And then Devontae Adams, right?
Yeah.
Has he always been this like star wide receiver?
I think.
Like, what happened?
I think Rodgers elevates all his receivers.
And, I mean, they're already good, but I think Rodgers is just playing out of his mind.
And that's making Devontae Adams look that much better.
I'm not as sure about that, though.
Because based on last year, the Packers went like 13-3, and they got stomped the fuck out in the championship game.
Nobody took them seriously.
Yeah.
So I just kind of thought it was going to be that again this year, but now I'm looking and I'm like, oh, this shit might be different.
Okay.
And what about the Rams?
We believe in them or no?
I don't, but I also thought they would lose to the Seahawks and the Seahawks did nothing against him.
Is it all Aaron Donald?
Yeah, man.
Is he that much of a game changer?
Yes, he is.
Yes.
So if your most dominant player on your team is your quarterback and you're going up against the Rams, that's a problem.
That is a huge problem.
Now, what happens when they run up against a team that can run the ball effectively?
He's still effective.
He's still good against a run, but he's not doing as much, right?
No, it's not.
If you got a run heavy team, it might be an issue.
You at least neutralize him a little bit.
If you're dropping back to pass a lot, he's a fucking monster.
They say he's one of the best defensive players ever.
Yeah.
Like, you believe?
I think one of.
Some people say the, but like Lawrence Taylor is apparently, I didn't watch, but apparently just like insane.
Like, you know how when you sack a quarterback and you swipe at the ball?
And what do you do now?
Nobody did that until Lawrence Stately.
He just like changed the way we do this.
Oh, okay.
He was just like, why would I sack the guy?
Why don't I try to get the ball while he had to swipe at the ball?
Okay.
Holding it out here.
Now, I love that I'm downloading all of my football knowledge from you right now without having to commit to this season.
This is great.
Okay, now, did you watch the Tampa Bay game and how was Tom?
Tom looked really good.
Really?
Yeah, also, there was this emergency quarterback that the Redskins signed because they cut Dwayne Haskins.
I was like, he played out of his fucking mind.
The kid played with a lot of moxie.
He was tough.
Moxie.
I love him.
I love Moxie.
There's a great diving quarterback.
There's a diving touchdown.
Yeah.
So I thought they played really well, and I thought this would be a team that would match up well against Brady because they got a great pass rush.
They have a fucking fantastic pass rush.
So I thought, I thought it's not a foregone conclusion that Tampa Bay wins this game.
And Alex Smith couldn't play because like a calf injury.
He had a calf injury.
And I also think he should just retire.
He wanted to prove he could play.
He did it.
They apparently, the doctor suggested amputating his leg so he could live when he broke his ankle because it got infected.
He had 18 surgeries in like 24 days or something like that.
Like it was nuts.
The whole thing was black and blue.
Him walking is a miracle.
Him having a leg is a miracle.
He just wanted to play literally to prove to his kids this is so sweet that like anything is possible.
And then just happened to get them into the fucking playoffs.
And you did it and now retire.
You're done.
Please.
For the love of God, retire.
Everybody says he's just like this amazing teammate.
He's just like this amazingly unselfish guy.
You know, I think it was in KC.
He like took Patrick Mahomes.
Patrick Mahomes got drafted and Alex Smith knew in a year this guy's going to replace me.
He's like, this is the guy that's taking my money.
And so he just coached him up.
He was like, look, that's my job, but I'm not going to hold it against you.
Patrick Mahomes is like, I owe that guy my career.
Wow.
This guy did so much for me.
And then he just, he got traded in a year, and that's what it was.
Just like just a fucking great guy.
Yeah.
So if we go to Florida, can we go to the Tampa Bay game?
Oh, hell yeah.
If they're in the playoffs, yeah, absolutely.
Hell yeah.
Oh, shit.
We could go to...
Wait, what?
If they're hosting a game, though, I don't think they'll be hosting a game.
Because New Orleans are playing in New Orleans, and New Orleans beat the shit out of the other two times they played.
The third time seems to be different.
You know, Raptors, they're putting fans in the stands.
Really?
I think so.
They have like a few in Toronto?
No, Tampa.
They're not playing in Toronto because of COVID, yeah.
Oh, they've moved their whole thing to Tampa.
Tampa?
Whoa.
I have to watch some games.
I didn't know that.
We could do that.
I'm just saying.
Heat games.
We back into sports.
We watch football.
Life is good down south.
You know what I mean?
Y'all up here in the Hamptons drinking fucking coffee with comedians, you fucking nerds.
You know what I'm saying?
Enjoy your life up here, Al.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No free speech in New York, yo.
That's on you.
Okay.
So Tom looked deep space.
Tom looked good to me.
Yeah.
He looked good to me.
This is like his time, right?
I think so.
I would love to see Brady Orbrees win a ring.
Rogers, I just, I don't know why.
Are they doing a last dance on Brady?
Are they filming this shit?
I feel like now every organization has so much footage on everything that they could like, you know, what is it called?
Quilt it together.
Right.
Even if without having a dead crew, though, would have been him with Belichick and just watching that deteriorate.
But Belichick would never let that shit happen ever.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
If you had cameras the way they had last dance cameras for the Bulls last year for the Patriots, watching them try to have one last run and they just don't coexist anymore.
They have no relationship.
They got some of it though.
Jerry Krause probably didn't want to see himself get ripped apart.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You got to have some footage.
I think Belichick had absolute authority and would have just been like that.
That's the beauty of these documentaries, though, is like you can do 40% of it in just solo interviews.
Yes.
Podcasts with other clips.
It's literally podcasts.
All documentaries have always been our fucking podcast.
You said that.
I didn't say it, right?
Really?
And yeah, and it's like, after I started to put together, because I was like, functionally, how do you now, you know, when you watch a movie, you watch a TV show, you're like, how is this put together?
Like, you know, I'm sure Al, like, Al notices every little fucking cut in everything, right?
Like, he'll be like, oh, yeah, they did that three different takes.
Like, we were talking about different specials and shit like that.
So you'll watch it, not getting lost in it, but like getting lost in like the production side of it, right?
So I'm looking at like these documentaries.
I think last dance, I was looking at it.
I was like, oh, you could do this so easily.
Documentaries and horror movies are the two easiest movies to make.
Wait, why horror?
Like the suspense horror ones?
Those are super easy.
Because it's really just filming somebody walking in a hallway and it's all about the music that's attached to it.
Yeah, paranormal activity, I think, was they cost like $18,000.
Yeah.
So easy.
I mean, it grossed like $500 million.
So we're making a movie.
We're not fucking around.
We are making a movie.
Next couple years, we make it a movie.
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Horror movie.
It just fills up.
You feel the suspense.
And then, boom, just a quick cut to something.
And that's it.
Bro, let's do a whole suspense.
Are we taking this one seriously or no?
We're making sense.
Everything I do.
100% putting respect on my name.
Everything I say that we're going to do, we do.
Everything I say that I can do, y'all haven't proved I can.
That's a great point.
I've never seen you.
Say one thing that y'all proved I can't.
I've never seen you not dodge a bear.
That's pretty good.
Actually, have I been killed by a bear yet?
That's a great point.
How do you know I haven't dodged it?
You almost got killed by some coral reef.
But did I?
Yeah.
Hey, I bet I could breathe underwater.
Before, if I said that, y'all would have never believed it.
So far, you did one.
Y'all won water.
That's all I'm saying.
Mad water bar.
It is what it is, bro.
Breathe underwater one time.
Yeah.
It is what it is.
Your boy out here, bro.
That's a good point.
I said it.
I meant it.
I'm Mr. If I said it, I meant it.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Yo, what if you guys are reverse psychologying me into going to the South?
What if I was like 50-50 and y'all like, yo, if we say Schultz won't do it?
Oh, no.
Guarantee he'll take us all down south.
That's what you guys could be doing right now.
So now we got to reverse it now.
I'm not even going to try this shit.
It was just his destiny.
Yo.
You are the heir to Seinfeld's throne.
Seinfeld didn't go down south.
He went to the Hamptons.
I know.
If I went to the Hamptons, then Florida.
It's cold now.
Say what?
You don't think you're going to end up in the Hamptons at some point in your life?
Nah, nah.
He's not in the Hamptons right now.
I'm not a Hamptons guy.
Yeah, I doubt Seinfeld isn't a Hampton.
He's not in the Hamptons right now.
It's not my thing.
I've been out to know that I'm not going to stop it.
Not my vibes.
I did look at a nice little spot in Bridge Hampton.
No, no.
Nah, in all seriousness.
It's not the right peninsula.
It's not the right penins, bro.
But Florida?
That's a peninsula.
Yeah.
Do you know what a peninsula is?
Water on three sides.
Do you know what an archipelago is?
No, that shit I don't know.
A collection of islands?
Yeah, but how many officially make it archipelago?
Oh.
Three.
Wrong.
Al?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Marks?
Seven.
Wrong.
1,000.
Is that true?
Yeah, Doug.
Archipelago. Just means a group of islands.
1,000 has to be 1,000.
That's to be 1,000.
So, what's a famous archipelago?
I'm not saying how many islands it takes to make an archipelago.
Yeah, just how many islands does it take to make an architecture?
What's a famous archipelago?
What's the name one?
What's the famous archipelago?
Yeah.
Vane Vudava.
That's a big one.
You didn't even say this shit right.
How do you say it?
Archipelago?
Archipelago, bro.
Everything's an archipelago then.
Yeah, the earth?
Manhattan, Staten Island.
That's the archipelago.
We live in an archipelago.
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Come on now, man.
Y'all look crazy.
You know what I mean?
Don't be crazy.
That's it.
Stop it.
It needs to be a thousand islands.
It makes it an archipelago.
That's a sauce.
Son, I'll look it up right now.
You're talking about a sauce the whole time.
You fucking idiot.
Let's get that archipelago sauce in that stuff.
That's a salad present, bro.
You're talking about a salad present.
How do you spell it?
Real C-H-I-P-E.
It's an island chain cluster of at least 1,000 islands.
You're talking about a restaurant.
You're talking about a chain of restaurants.
Look, it got to be a thousand islands to make an archipelago.
Arca.
How many islands?
That's a lot of islands.
Arca is a Greek suffix.
Prefix.
Okay.
Arca.
Yeah.
That means a thousand.
Oh, yeah.
It does.
Right?
Arca texture.
Yes, exactly.
A thousand textures.
A thousand textures.
Yeah, a thousand different textures to make an apartment.
Yes.
Think about other things.
Other things.
Arches National Park.
Arch Arch.
A thousand arches.
Not a thousand arches, but a thousand degrees.
Around, and that makes it into a thousand McDonald's.
Yep.
The golden arches.
Golden arches.
Also, everything's an island.
Why are we acting like we're not an island?
Like, we're an island.
Every man's an island.
North America's an island.
Everything's an island.
Yeah.
So, like, now that we cut off the fucking canal.
Gang.
Gang.
Yeah, we're all.
All right, yo.
So y'all bugging.
Y'all don't obviously know what archipelagos are at all.
There was one story, one story that quickly interests me a little bit.
So Nikki Minaj had to agree to pay Tracy Chapman $450,000 for a copyright song.
Because she used a fast calm.
She just used a sample in a song that she never released.
It was actually just for like a mixtape.
I think she gave it to a radio station, but she never actually released or profited off of this song.
But Chapman came after her and she agreed to settle and pay $450,000.
Well, how do we know that she never profited off of the song?
She never released it.
She never put it in any body of work.
So how did she get it?
It was in a mixtape.
No, it was played on the radio.
So she gave it to Flex, who played it on the radio.
One time, two times?
No, I mean, she just gave him the song.
Like, what Flex does with the song after that?
It's not on her.
Right, but you could make the argument that that song generated revenue for her because people listened to that song and they were like, oh, I really like her.
I want to go to the concert.
I'm going to buy her other stuff.
It'd be like, for example, if we put out, you know, we put out a YouTube video or something like that with music on it.
Right.
And that YouTube video generated like millions of views and millions of subscribers for us.
And then we profited off of the other stuff.
Yeah, but they don't, they come for us for that one video.
And it's like they either, yo, either take it down or we demonetize it, but they can't demonetize all your other shit.
That's true.
That's true.
But I think that if we used, I understand what you're saying.
I just think if we use one video that had music in it to like help build up all our other shit.
But we can do that and demonetize it.
Yeah, I know.
And it kind of is, I know, it's weird.
That's an interesting thing.
And that's what I'm saying.
This sets like a crazy precedent because every mixtape that rappers have samples in it.
That's a good ass point.
So now if she does this, she settles for this case.
Now everybody can come after everybody.
I didn't think about that.
Tracy Chapman looked like she played cornerback.
I was thinking she looked like a Maya Angelou.
You know why the cake is.
She needs to use that $450 to go to Dr. Miami, bro.
She needs to go to Nikki's doctor immediately.
Living in a fast comp.
Living in a fast comp.
But yeah, that's crazy.
Give me one reason to stay here.
That's the only one I know.
Man, I turn my back around.
That's how you know you're ugly.
Then your man left you, and you're just like, give me one reason.
Please, I'll turn around.
I'll do anything.
Let's not break up.
Please.
Tracy.
Damn, yo, half a mill.
Yeah, that's crazy.
You think she ever gets that money?
Uh, yeah.
You think, or you think it's one of those like settlements?
Apparently, there's weird things where like you could settle, but then never have to pay them the money.
You could drag it out, apparently, and like appeal after appeal or whatever, something like that.
Or you appeal, or like, uh, isn't there like some OJ thing?
Like, didn't he lose?
I thought you could lose civil owners for sure.
Yeah, he lost a civil suit.
Did he not pay it?
And I don't think he paid it because I think he said that he didn't have any money.
Like, and then he lived in Florida and they couldn't seize his assets in Florida.
But I mean, we know Nikki has the money.
She can't really say that.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Damn.
And then once you settle, it's like, I thought you can do that if you counter-sue or some shit like that.
Then it just keeps prolonging it.
But once you settle, it's like, hey, I'm agreeing to pay this money.
I mean, I would honestly really want to hear this song, but I don't want Tracy coming for us.
This is a dangerous shit.
She did not play, bro.
She's a fast-ass young girl over there, bro.
Fast car ass young girl.
She's crazy.
Give me a little reason to stay here.
That song slaps.
No, she got bangers.
She does.
She's a talented ass artist.
Gender neutral.
She might be gender nooch.
Yeah.
She might be gender nuch.
Artist.
For real, though, dude.
What's her 40 ton?
Do we want to do a feeling zoo fax?
Yeah, let's do feeling zoefax real quick and then get out of real quick.
Boozy badass created a contest to help pay 1k if you can fit all 10 of his toes in your mouth.
That's disgusting.
How much?
And this are his feet.
What?
How much?
1K.
Yo, son, look at his left big toe.
Looks like a gerbot jean.
Wait, is he even anklet?
Let me not talk shit about Boozy Bad Facts.
His right foot is solid.
It's a solid foot got soft foot.
Now, if he put his feet on top of each other, I think you could suck all 10.
If you can make a sandwich out of it?
Sandwich the feet.
Yeah.
Can you even fit five?
I think you could have a nice little pumpernickel bread sandwich with this feet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a sourdough.
I think there are girls that can fit a lot in their mouth, dude.
These only girls?
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's true.
That one combo with Tyson got him open-minded.
Tyson could do it too.
Yeah, so I was going to offer a contest of a female asshole.
If they could fit all five of my beautiful toes in their mouth, we'd pay them $100.
But now I'm regretting that.
Why?
You're making it seem like it's super easy.
I thought that would be a difficult task.
No, I don't.
I want to engage the.
I don't think you do it for difficulty.
I think you do it so you can get someone, your feet in someone's mouth.
This would be way funnier if it was like Miles or somebody.
Like, not if it's a girl.
Like, somebody needs to be made uncomfortable here.
Yeah.
Either you by a man sucking your toes.
Yeah.
Or Miles.
Yes.
By sucking it.
Or let's do both.
You would let Miles put Mark would.
Wait, what?
Why?
That's his mess.
What are you talking about?
Nah, dude.
I don't know.
Mark does have little ass feet.
You can probably pick it up.
Actually, you know, you feel a whole flick in there, bro.
It has to be Drew because he has the 80s.
Whoa!
Wait, what was that?
Shah's fire.
I think it has to be you because you have the ugliest feet of all of us.
Oh, no, I, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, right.
Oh, you heard that, Akashi.
My left foot.
If we're looking at both feet together, yeah.
No, Akash has the ugly feet.
They can suck my toes from out that door.
Honestly, right there.
Akash has by far the ugliest feet.
Yeah, I think your feet average out to be like mid.
Yeah.
You remember that toy as a kid?
That sword that you did like that?
That's my toes.
If I do that, you get a shoot at the bottom.
It's a retractable.
It's a point.
It's like spiding.
Lightsaber.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, what thing?
How do you get how many people?
You're talking about lightsabers as a kid that you did that?
But, like the little stick that Al got beaten by.
So, Akash has the most structurally flawed feet.
My left foot has been through some stuff and I have a bunion.
My right foot is that shit got PTSD, bro.
It got a lot.
That left foot.
It got a lot.
It's bad.
Your right foot ain't even good.
That's the one you fucked up, right?
No, my right.
My right foot's okay.
My left foot.
Which one you fuck up surfing?
Left foot as well.
My left foot is fucking.
My left foot looks like bow wow should have a party on it, bro.
My left foot is struggling.
What happened?
Yo, Al, wow.
What happened?
You got his feet out already?
Who's going to make this contest interesting?
Hell!
Bro, you got to show the camera, bro.
It's a contact game out here, man.
Put it on the camera.
It's a contact game.
Hold on, Al painted his toenails.
Nah, there'll be context for it later.
No, no, no, no.
White?
Ain't no context.
Nah, there'll be context.
No, no, no.
Why'd you paint your toes out?
That's the same reason why fucking Mark painted his nails at one time because he was just fucking around with this girl and he was bored.
But what's going on?
How are all yours painted perfectly?
You have a white pedicure.
You have a white pedicure.
You're ruining feet for me.
What the fuck is wrong?
I appreciate this.
The fact that you can make fun of me about anything during this podcast while you have a pedicure.
The whole time.
Are we trying to take this shit to the next level or what?
At what cause?
At what cause, bro?
How ready is Al from Miami?
This guy got his feet done.
This guy waving over Miami the whole time.
You thought.
You thought.
You fucking thought.
Why you got feet like Mandy?
You feet look like Mandy, bro.
Real talk.
You got Mandy's feet.
Also, I have beautiful feet, is what you're saying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't say nothing wrong with that.
All right, cool.
Yo, honestly, Al, what is going on?
I'm trying to take you to the next level.
That's ruining feet for me.
But what does he mean take to the next level?
What level do you want to take?
Yeah.
What level?
Where are we going, man?
How many people are tuning in for my feet right now?
Bro, he's trying to advance on Ru Paul right now, bro.
This shit is no.
What did you actually say?
I didn't hear what you said.
He's on RuPaul.
He looks like he's about to be RuPaul.
Yo, are you drag racing, bro?
He's drag racing.
That's what they're going to be doing to you in the South and they see the picture.
Wow.
Yo, for real, Al.
I cannot believe you got painted toes, bro, to go with your outfit.
You got a pedicure.
Go with your outfit.
That shit's your underbootie.
Have you shared the assholes your fucking feet?
I did.
They saw it.
Yo, why?
I feel bad that we made Al so comfortable he was willing to do that at the end of the whole podcast.
That shit bothers me.
Yo, I'm going to Instagram right now.
You're saying, this is on Instagram.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah for Boosie.
Yeah, no for you, your feet, oh no, it's not on Instagram.
You talk about?
What did we do that made Al feel like he could tell us this information, son, you had painted nails.
This is worse.
This is definitively worse.
His were like pink and black.
Nah, worse.
Yeah, what you did is definitively worse yeah, definitively worse.
Yo bro, we're taking your white card dog uh-huh, you take you.
Yo, we're taking your white card from you bro, so y'all can't Yo Crock punch me anymore.
You not invited to the fucking Peanut butter and jelly sandwich on the calendar.
Is that the white version?
Is that our cookout?
What is the white cookout?
Outdoor dining, motherfucker.
That's why we're going down south.
Yeah.
We want an indoor dining.
Indoor.
Come on, bro.
White cookout is picnics.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, we ain't really picnic kind of guy, bro.
I'll be honest.
What do you mean?
What?
What do you mean?
Let's wrap this one up.
No, what?
What?
What?
It's a picnic thing.
Nah, just the way you said it.
Some people say the word derived from pic A.
Yeah, that's just not true.
No, that's just not true.
We prove that that shit.
It's not, but then when you say it like that, it's a little, you know.
How did he say it?
Picanik.
Whoa.
Yeah, that sounds a little crazy.
Picanik?
Whoa.
Whoa, that's crazy.
You can't beep this out.
Yeah, I'm saying I'll try.
I help you.
To say the word picanick.
In that jacket.
Jeez.
Bro, you can't be sandage in that jacket.
Son, I'm gay.
I'm out here.
Son, let's go.
Join the party.
I mean, I'm crippled.
I'm crippled it.
You know what I mean?
Yo, y'all are crazy, bro.
I'm going to Florida without y'all.
What's a good neighborhood in Florida?
Yo, assholes, help us out, man.
We need to get some spot.
We're going to get a.
Yeah, let's do it.
We're going to bring out a room in a fucking Cuban's backyard.
We give you a, what do they call it?
A stable?
What is that shit called?
Nah, where's the gay area?
No, it's like Cubans always have like a house next to their house where their kids live.
Really?
Yeah, it's called Extension or something.
I don't know.
Anyway, let us know.
I never heard of that shit.
Yeah.
That's how they do it.
Keep it in the fam.
Yeah, dig?
All right.
Was that it?
Yep.
All right, assholes, let us know, man.
Where are we trying to go?
Let us know where we're trying to go.
I'm going to make one more phone call and then we're out of here.
Who are you calling?
I don't like when he does this.
You guys will see.
This makes me nervous.
This might be the deciding factor.
Oh, no.
You should have gave me the number.
I could have called it on the computer.
Hello.
Oh, hello, Truffle.
What up?
Truffle, you're on the Flagrant 2 podcast right now.
Jesus Christ.
Now, are you sniffing out some locations for us to live currently?
Yeah, with you, it's deep two hours outside of.
Come on, bro.
Stop it.
Have you said the location?
Stop doing it.
You're doing it again.
Stop doing it.
Continue.
Are we going to, are we going to Florida?
Are we going to Texas?
I want to go to Florida.
Let's go, baby.
Let's go.
Yo, so there.
Yo, you just got here, yo.
Relax, relax, relax.
Yo, dub, dub.
So we're looking to maybe lean towards Florida in the current moment.
Yep.
Obviously, the guys are haters.
They say that I'm a hypocrite because I gave Seinfeld so much shit for leaving New York, but acting like New York was the best.
And that's exactly what I'm doing right now.
So I gotta apologize to Seinfeld if we end up going to Florida.
You should, but you know, what's more important than apologizing is you're getting a tan on that pasty skin.
So Florida needs you.
New York was sketched too.
From this LA guy, I say you guys have work to do.
Austin, Texas has work to do.
Florida's it.
That's so Jewish, dog, to send us all to Florida in the winter.
Yeah.
That is true.
Yeah, this call is rich.
You guys can design a set and we can all make it Floridiz with palm trees, birds, keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going, you fucking truffle.
Keep going.
This is what I like.
Guys, it's it.
It's two hours from you.
East Coast, same timing.
Yep, same time is not as important.
All right, Dove, you're really flopping.
Yeah, bro.
You're so much in person.
So much more fun in person.
Yeah, Devil probably end up coming.
Yo, Dove, shouts for being edited out of this podcast.
Yeah, we're going to tell this whole shit.
That's supposed to be a funny thing.
Well, if you called me an hour ago, I was on 90s hip-hop Peloton, so I thought that that would have been kind of fire.
That would have been absolutely fire, bro.
We would have loved that.
Yeah, that was great.
That was a fat fucking body of yours.
I'm still searching.
Are all the guys coming?
Yeah, I think we're all going.
What's my travel stipend?
Going Full Chonga00:02:07
I hate you, bye.
Wow.
Wow.
Guys, thank y'all so much.
We love you.
We appreciate you.
Honestly, if you have any tips about Austin or Miami area, again, it doesn't have to be like downtown Miami.
It could be the Miami area.
We're definitely down to live a little outside of it to have.
I'd be in it, yo.
Downtown.
Amongst the people.
Mad Indoor Dining.
By the way.
It's a couple hours north.
Right by the beach.
Yeah, yeah.
Orlando.
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck out of here.
Akash really going to be the most Miami when we go down there.
You're going to start speaking with an accent and shit like that.
What do they call Chongas?
What is that?
They call the girls out there.
That's the Cuban girls, right?
Chongas.
Yeah, you're going to go full Chonga, bro.
I can't wait.
I'll be right with you soon.
I'll never have all my buttons on my shirt.
Oh, Al Good.
So Latino, bro.
We're going to be so laughing.
Now you can't wait.
I was 5% this morning.
It was 5% this morning.
Yeah, I'm down.
Fuck it.
Let's go.
Shit.
All right.
Hey, Flagrant 2.
Honestly, for real, asshole Army.
If y'all know what we should do, if you're any like realtors or anything down there, you can help us out in these situations.
Obviously, we like to go to the asshole army first.
You know, if we can put some money in your pocket, we'd love to do that.
The area with the most Michelin star restaurants nearby for New Yorker Andrew Schultz, king of the city.
Putting the East Coast back on the map.
Both ends.
Not banban.
Bi-coastal, bro.
We're bi-coastal.
Yo, that's what we do out here.
Yo, can we not take over the whole coast?
Y'all just want one place?
Yeah.
Hey, bro.
We got to take over the whole world.
Hey, might as well go west then.
You know what I'm saying?
We're going to get there when that should open up.
You know what I'm saying?
We're like the settlers.
You know what I mean?
It opens up.
We're going to do it.
It is what it is.
You know what I mean?
Also, yo, listen, guys.
We got a Patreon episode, as you guys know, every single Friday.
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Appreciate y'all so much for making that the number one comedy Patreon in the world.
Yeah, so we'll see you on Patreon for another wild episode.