Andrew Schulz and Sheltie dissect the January 6th Capitol riots, labeling QAnon adherents as "lonely losers" whose selfie-taking farce failed to stop the electoral count or overthrow the government. They contrast this perceived lack of seriousness with Black Lives Matter's tangible destruction in Minnesota while addressing Ashli Babbitt's death and debunking conspiracy theories about a shadow government. Ultimately, the hosts conclude that the event made America look weak internationally, framing the MAGA movement as a hollow display of political tribalism rather than genuine revolution. [Automatically generated summary]
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And of course, Trump having some trouble. in D.C. Maybe we start with the Trump thing.
You gotta.
Okay, there's so many people who have been like hitting me up and they're like, yo, you gotta do a thing.
You gotta turn your phone about the whole Trump thing.
You did.
We did.
Yeah, we did it.
This is exactly what we were talking about for Shultz America.
So it's gonna be very redundant, but obviously, you know, we got to make some sense of this whole thing.
To me, I'm not sure about your guys' perspective on this.
Obviously, we haven't talked about before the podcast.
We wanted to say it for the podcast.
But to me, what this whole event signified is that the QAnon, like super conspiracy MAGA folks were full of shit from the beginning.
They're lonely losers just looking for some community.
They want some friends.
And the thing about politics is very similar to sports is it lubricates social interactions for people with incredible social anxiety.
If you walk into a bar and it's a Yankee bar, right?
All you got to say is, I think it's our year.
And the guy next to you goes, oh, he's safe.
He's like drinking.
It is our year.
It's drinking.
But the thing about drinking is you might get into a fight when you drink like a Thanksgiving dinner because you and your parents might not get along with something.
But if you know that you have common ground, it's so much easier for people to talk about.
There's less judgment in what you say.
Right.
So it's like, here's the talking points, everybody.
Go run with it.
So what my understanding was about QAnon is they truly believed, they truly believed that there's a pedophile ring run by the elites and politicians.
That they're harvesting children for their adrenochrome and their organs or whatever the fuck else it is, that there is a shadow government that is in control of everything and they're up to nefarious things and they want to, what is it called?
Super, what is the word I'm looking for?
I forgot.
Basically, they want to find a way to always control America for their interests.
They're saying that these people are treasonous and that they should be hung for their crimes.
They're truly plotting a course.
These evil characters are plotting a course that will take America essentially to its knees, destroy America.
And that they are the freedom fighters that are going to liberate us all from these nefarious characters who only care about our demise.
And after storming the Capitol building, they took selfies.
If you're a real revolutionary, you're not going to get in there and be like, yo, flex for the Graham.
Look, we did.
What did you do?
You didn't do nothing.
One of y'all got killed.
There are a few of y'all got killed.
You're not taking shots.
You're not taking anybody down.
You inside Nancy Pelosi's office looking at her mail.
That's your big revolutionary moment?
That's what you accomplished?
Well, that's how these guys communicate, this super network of control of the world people is snail mail.
It's snail mail.
They're handling each other.
U.S. Postal Service, obviously the way to go.
That's how you get the secret.
Yeah, my bad on the shipping with the fashion.
It's going to get there.
That shit is USPS too.
It's fucking Nancy Pelosi and her friends taking advantage.
Yeah.
Point is, if you truly believe, like, like, that's why low-key, I respected the motherfucker, and I'll probably get shit for this, but who ran up in the comic ping pong.
Remember that crazy dude we were making fun of him in the special?
He thought there was pedophiles in there.
He ran up with the AK, like, where they at?
Saw that they weren't in there, and he was like, oops, my bad.
He didn't run in Com Ping Com, like, see, I'm getting the pedophiles.
Look, I'm on live like a fucking rapper.
There is something to be said for not doubling down.
Like, he saw how fucking wrong he was.
It was like, guys, big mistake.
Hey, bro, bro.
That shit is hilarious.
They really just out there.
My bad.
The cops are arresting.
He's like, I was here for the pedophile ring.
When you're in that deep, you would think you got to double that.
Like, there's no way out now.
I got to be like, nah, I can't find him.
There's a hidden chamber.
And he was like, nah, man, I looked for all that shit.
No, sent me to jail.
Isn't that fucking crazy, bro?
I couldn't believe it.
So to me, it just proves it was a farce from the beginning.
It's just lonely motherfuckers that wanted friends.
And don't get me wrong, we all want friends.
We all want some community.
Yeah.
You know, but when you go in there and the first thing you do is take selfies, when you steal the podium, which is lit, I would do it too.
Oh, shoot.
That shit was fired.
How far?
That was amazing.
My man was walking out like it was a guitar.
Strumming that podium.
I know he was single because no wife is going to let you bring home a fucking podium.
Every single dude is like, this is so lit.
This is in the living room.
Yeah.
When you share a place, it's like, wait, wait.
I can't even get a TV.
I just won the negotiation for a TV.
I had to call my girl's mom.
I had to shame my TV in my house.
I don't know if y'all noticed me post the TV and I post and I zoom in.
It sucks.
I got to zoom in.
I was just shaming.
Eventually got back to Mom Dukes.
And she was like, yeah, it is kind of small.
I was like, mission solved.
That's how you do a QAnon.
All I'm trying to say is, you don't believe your shit.
That's what this whole thing proved.
If you truly believe you had to fight for America, there's going to be some bloodshed.
It ain't going to be on your side.
Yeah.
Now, we can go into the conspiracy theory.
If we can go into like what this really is, and I'd like to have those conversations as well.
But baseline, if this is the most extreme people that represent QAnon, right?
These are the most extreme people of QAnon.
Given the opportunity to do what they had to do to save America, they took selfies.
Y'all ain't shit.
Y'all ain't shit.
You're not about it.
Keyboard warriors.
You'll pop shit on Twitter.
You'll pop shit on Instagram.
You're going to share all these videos about, oh, God, look, you see how they're really Antifa and they're really all these other people.
This is George Jorro's doing it.
Y'all ain't do shit.
That's what you did.
Nothing.
They did the same shit as Occupy Wall Street.
Nothing.
They just did it in.
They just occupied.
Occupy.
That's it.
We walk around.
Occupy.
That's all.
The light houses are Zuccotti Park.
Also, Zuccotti Park ain't even Wall Street.
No, I mean, how do you walk in adjacent?
It's adjacent.
They did the same shit.
Y'all both make a big deal.
It's got an outdoor park.
Not a fucking building.
Once they got in, you're in the fucking camp.
Blow it up.
Y'all pussy.
You inside?
They have pipelines.
You in the swamp.
You ain't draining nothing, bro.
You drain it in the podiums.
Low-key, if they blew it up, Zoom ruined that whole shit.
Occupying shit is whack now.
You don't need nothing.
I'm not going to occupy the internet.
Yeah, you can't.
It's like those buildings, they're libraries to me.
The Capitol building, that's a library.
And people are like, the White House, that's a library.
You don't need any buildings anymore.
Billies used to be the shit.
Why'd I even buy a place?
They used to be the shit buildings, right?
You go in a building, like, look, I'm in this building.
Buildings are meaningless now.
We do all our shit over Zoom.
You don't need a fucking building.
I'm not paying rent on this shit right now.
Yep.
Buildings are meaningless.
Real talk, bro.
That's a discussion we should probably group.
We're gonna get kicked out of here.
No, no, I'm paying rent, but I'm about to stop.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
We occupy Texas.
We're moving to Texas.
Don't tease me.
I'm about to be walking out of here with a camera.
Like that little podium guy.
I'm popping out of here.
We're about to lose.
About to loot this shit.
We got to loot our own shit.
That's hilarious, bro.
Mike stand over my shoulders, adjusting it at him, walking down the stairs, not knowing what to do.
No, but for real.
Look, I want to hear you guys take, but that was my immediate reaction.
That was my immediate reaction to this shit.
Was like, oh, you guys aren't really about it.
You just wanted to take selfies.
Y'all some pussies.
Y'all are soft.
Now, I'm not saying that if you were to do it, it's the right thing, but there's something about people who believe in their shit and they go for it that you respect, right?
Like them Scientology motherfuckers who are like, nah, we believe in aliens.
I mean, even like the BLM protesters, like people don't condone the violence that they did.
But at the very least, they were like, yo, we're burning the whole goddamn police station.
That's what I hate when people are like, how they're comparing it to BLM.
I was like, BLM got busy.
They got busy.
Like it or not, shit was done.
Yeah.
Minnesota don't look the same.
Minnesota don't look the same no more.
You walk around Minnesota, a lot of buildings not there.
See how useless buildings are?
That's how you defund the police.
Get rid of their house.
Nah, shit got done, though.
Shit got done.
I don't know what got done.
I mean, the explosions and shit.
Oh, yeah.
They got busy.
Yeah.
These motherfuckers was hanging from the rafters of the Capitol building.
Fucking, they looked like Burning Man.
They were wearing like fucking pops.
They were fucking wearing furs.
They were standing around like, oh man.
They try to do something.
Redneck man.
Passive aggressive mark over here, dog.
He's just plotting because he knows he's not going to go.
It's going to be too much.
He's like, ah, that's corny.
Not for those guys that do the capital.
Because you know, a lot of motherfuckers came up from Florida, so he got to take the heat off his state.
Oh, they did come up from Florida.
No, they didn't.
And you know why they were able to afford it?
Because they didn't pay no goddamn price.
That's why we moved to Florida.
It's Texas or Florida.
Who wants the business?
They're also able to afford it because they just drove their house up to the fucking shit.
You always home.
They're like, go home.
We're like, we're here.
They knew this in the yard.
They're visionaries.
Buildings are dead.
We got to have a building we can drive.
That's facts.
Buildings are dead.
Yo, if you're in the building business, you're about to be butthurt, bro, because it's over for you.
Buildings are dead.
That was a great sentence.
Building business butthurt.
That was just good.
Thanks.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Drew, I'm surprised by you, bro.
I'm surprised that you weren't there.
Son.
I'm worried about it.
He was one of those red dead daddy.
My Nike Bodega MAGA, man, Baylor.
You're talking shit, but you can't tell me you wouldn't ought to take it a selfie in the chamber, right?
He's not saying overthrow the government.
Side, side, side.
That's some shit.
I would absolutely take it.
Pro-America.
I'm so pro-America.
You're against all that treasonous shit.
I'm against it, bro.
Like, that was some treasonous bullshit that they pulled yesterday.
Yeah, I'm being critical of it.
Have you been to the bottom?
Nah, but you're not hard enough.
Not hard enough, son.
Not hard as you want.
You're like, oh, they just talked about my hour.
Have you been sexually harassed?
My dude, what podcast do you think this is?
They run under my chin for that.
Take that shit to him.
Terrorists.
Take that shit to NPR.
No, they're not terrorists because they didn't do no terror.
Son, a lady got killed.
Oops.
I never felt less bad in my life.
It was our lady, bro.
Oh, my God.
I never felt less bad.
This bitch is a crazy QAnon freak.
It was like the, I think, like, the guards killed the lady.
That's the worst terrorist.
Should have killed Mortimer.
To be honest, I don't know about that.
They didn't even show up with guns, bro.
Where was they?
They didn't have guns.
No, they didn't.
Yes, they did.
Who had the gun?
Phil?
Suddenly they had guns.
Who had the guns?
There was no guns, bro.
Showed up with hats and scarves.
There was some guns.
There was no.
I'm sure there were some guns.
It was some guns.
It was a gunner, too.
Like, did you see?
There was two or three guns.
There were guns.
I don't even know if there was guns because I wonder if DC got a strict gun rule.
So there's no carry in DC.
Boom.
So there wasn't even guns.
I'm telling you, Smith, this was pussy.
Do you think these guys would respect municipal law?
They pussy, bro.
Municipality needs a lot to them, bro.
I'm telling you.
They said no guns.
Come on.
Bro, they walked in.
They weren't getting the clack and nothing.
They're breaking windows.
They're like, you know, it's not open carriage.
Oh, my fault.
They didn't even break the windows.
Yeah, they did.
All right, they broke a window.
Yeah, they broke the window.
Isn't that how the girl got shot?
What happened?
I think she was like climbing in through the broken window.
And then she just got bop, bop.
I think so.
Look, you're trying to overthrow the government.
One person got killed.
What you got?
Y'all know how did I government, bro?
That's not overthinking.
Whatever.
They soft.
That was the stated intention.
What the reality was, who cares?
The stated intention is we're about to fucking overthrowing this whole thing.
We're keeping our guy in office.
You try to stage your coup and you lost one person.
You got off kind of light.
The most brilliant shit ever happened, and every country should learn from this.
The guy carrying the podium.
No, not that, but also that too.
Just let them in.
Like when people.
They did.
They did.
Exactly.
And it works.
Like, people are like, we're storming the kingdom.
We're storming the castle.
Okay.
That's your whole life.
Go to the other castle.
Let them hang out in the castle.
And eventually they're going to be like, well, we got to get back to work.
Do you know how pussy we look around the world right now?
We do look messy.
That's vast.
Tell them pussy.
That's valid.
Tell them, I had Germans in my DM saying, I can't believe y'all let some shit out.
What happened last time?
That's what I'm saying.
What happened last time?
The fact that they're able to talk shit.
Like now we're looking pussy out there.
Oh, baby.
We're not playing those games with Germany.
We look at pussy.
They speak English now.
We look pussy.
That's like if the Knicks started talking shit to the Lakers right now, that's what they did.
The Knicks won five out of six.
But for real.
What happened?
Who is it?
I don't even know.
Al connected.
That's my fault.
Yep.
Honestly, in all seriousness, no.
The world is not looking at us like pussy.
I don't know if we look pussy.
I think we look crazy.
Man, pussy.
We look crazy.
What did they do?
Can someone explain what they did?
They went into the building.
You could go into the building on Monday if you get an appointment.
You could walk in.
The building's open.
We were in.
There was a dude doing like a White House tour and like breaking into the White House.
Is there, though?
Because what did they do?
What did they do differently?
Broke the windows.
One window broken.
That's the most damage you could do.
Going through people's offices, fucking carrying out podiums, scaring all the fucking senators.
They probably want a new podium.
Hiding a fucking podium for mad hours and shit like that.
They've been podium in the middle.
They've been podiuming for so long.
All I'm saying.
That shit was so much.
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I'm embarrassed at that level of rebellion.
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As an American, I'm embarrassed at that type of revolution.
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I'm embarrassed at that level of rebellion.
I feel like that.
As an American, we're rebellious motherfuckers.
Take the T in the water.
Yeah.
You even take the T and put it in the water.
You were selfies with the T. You took selfies with the T.
Yeah, like influencers, bro.
Where's the influencers?
Where's all these Trump TikTok stars talking about they want their fucking guns and they love Trump?
That's your chance right there.
Click, click.
Click, click, boom.
Click, click, boom.
Where is the clacking?
Bitch got shot dead in her head.
Call it duty.
Bitch got duty.
I'm not a man lesson.
This guy dutied, bro.
Why you got dutied?
She thought she was climbing through.
Boom.
Done.
Done.
You know what I mean?
You are dead, stupid.
R.I.P. to her family.
But low-key, she died.
She, she, the bravest of all of them, she died believing in some shit.
She was like, we are, in her mind, they overdue the government.
I mean, her mind is mostly on the floor.
But the part of, right before she got killed, she was like, she's a brand ass bitch.
I just said, bro.
Think about that.
She died a noble death.
She thought that she was overthrowing the government.
Yeah.
Noble to her people.
I mean, you think she's tight, though, like in the afterlife, looking down at that shit, being like, I'm the only one?
Yeah, she might.
She might be, bro.
You guys weren't about that.
Like, literally, it was like they had like a pact and then she was the only one that died.
It's always one white bitch that die at these fucking white supremacist rallies, right?
They got to sacrifice a white.
Yeah.
They do, right?
At the Charlottesville shit.
Then a white girl get run over by a car.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, Now, this girl got shot point blank, dutied.
She got that.
She got straight duty.
Do you think that when the dude hit her, like he had video game flashbacks?
He was like, oh, that was a killer shot.
This is fucked up that we're laughing, but she tried to overthrow my country.
So suck dicks.
Yeah, fuck her.
Real talk.
Real talk.
Did they have a plan?
The plan was to get it.
It was a one-point plan.
Yeah.
Get in.
That's to your point.
They just let him in.
They never think what they do when they get there.
That's what motherfuckers don't think.
You got to let motherfuckers in.
Nobody thinks forward.
Nobody thinks about the future of nothing.
So you just let them get in.
Yeah, yeah, here you go.
Do your thing.
Nah, they their goal was to postpone the electoral college vote.
And that worked.
It did for a while.
For a couple of hours.
But then it backfired.
Al, can I tell you how stupid that is?
Just to just be.
Let me tell you.
Let's say that they get the Senate to stop the vote, right?
Where does it go?
If you had to guess.
Who then votes on it?
Same corner?
The House.
Who's the head of the house?
Pedro?
Nancy Pelosi.
Yeah, but that shit getting voted on.
Yeah, but Republicans.
Republicans still have power in the house, though.
Say what?
They still control the house, Republicans.
No.
Yes, they do.
No.
Yes, they do, son.
No.
Okay.
I think Dems control the House.
Nah, Republicans have both.
And we just got the Senate now with winning.
And we got the House after.
I think we've been had the House, yo.
Yeah.
You might have to factjack me, but I'm pretty sure we don't have that.
The Democrats have the House.
I'm pretty certain.
And then they just tied up because of Georgia.
And then they got a tiebreaker because of Kamala Harris.
And that's what shocked me: this is when you.
I was expecting this November 3rd or 5th or whatever.
When they finally gave it to Trump, I was like, oh, I thought whatever side loses is going to be riots.
They didn't do shit for three months.
Pull up.
Talking all that shit.
It was mobilizing.
Can I ask y'all a serious question?
A serious question.
If we really believe in our heart, if we truly believe in our heart that motherfuckers were trying to undermine America and destroy America and taking babies and sucking their fucking adrenaline out.
If we really believed all of that, I would 100% walk into the White House, take a selfie, dip out.
Yo, as I was saying that, I was just like, literally, as I was saying, I was like, life is so good, I probably let them do that shit until I had nothing to fight for.
And then I go, you know, fight for it.
But like right now, I just bought Bitcoin.
And then I got things to live for.
I just paid my taxes for the year.
I got to get it.
A year worth.
That's the thing.
Like, I'm not going to risk my year.
I just paid in.
You notice you put the tokens in the video game.
I just gave the IRS the tokens.
Yeah.
Time for me to play.
Yeah, buddy.
That's it.
I mean, I know the government's doing fucked up shit around the world, and I let all that shit happen.
You don't got to bring up all that.
But I'm still not doing fucked up shit about the world.
But I'm saying, like, with the adrenaline bro, go join those fucking treasonous ass moments.
Two on, bro.
I'm on a pro-America point.
That's the point.
He's saying the whole world is corrupt.
Why are you hating the US?
No, no, he said America's corrupt around the world.
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No, my point is that you're saying, like, all these adrenache people, like, they think that they're doing all this fucked up shit and they just let it happen.
And I'm saying that that's true because I know that there's fucked up shit happening and I just let it happen also.
No, we don't do fucked up shit.
Nah, bro.
I think you're thinking about America as someone else, bro.
I think he's talking about the South.
Yeah, maybe.
South America.
South America.
He's talking about Latin America.
Yeah, I was talking about South America.
Latinx.
Yeah, Latinx America.
Don't talk about Texas like that, yo.
No, no.
We're going to walk.
We're taking care of our Latin America.
Yo, that's facts.
That's really true, bro.
What were you going to say, Al?
What's it going to say?
You were.
You were going to say something about Black Lives Matter.
You were going to Black Lives Matter.
Because he was almost not on our side.
Yeah.
So wait, what's the conspiracy angle?
Is there one?
Did they let him in?
I think it's clear that they let him in, right?
They let him in.
There was a memo passed out.
Don't shoot him.
Even though one lady had to get got.
But because any other date, I should have been like open fire.
Yeah, but you got to sacrifice a white woman, bro.
You got to do that.
The most disrespected people on the planet.
Honestly, the most disrespected woman on the planet.
Really?
When you want to talk about it?
If you really want to discuss it, when it comes to...
It needs a discussion that needs to be had.
I think it needs to be had.
Go ahead.
White women.
The most shot in the head actually.
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