Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Dwayne Wade's dominance over his son, debunk Soros and 5G conspiracies, and analyze Joe Rogan's controversial "blow up India" comment. They examine Sean King's strategic calmness regarding Andrew Tate's racial claims and the implications of his black scholarship, while jokingly debating a Hitler versus Obama fistfight. Ultimately, the episode blends sports banter with sharp political commentary, challenging listeners to separate entertainment from serious discourse on race and media influence. [Automatically generated summary]
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Ridiculous NBA Divorce Rates00:03:00
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There's a video of Zaire Wade, who's Dwayne Wade's son, playing Dwayne Wade one-on-one in basketball.
And I just, it's so funny because Dwayne Wade just backs him down every fucking play, which is just such a dad move.
And he just bullies him.
Right.
Like, that's it.
Yeah.
That's, and to me, that's, is that how you guys are going to play your son in basketball?
Like, if your son is this good, which his son is, this is how you get to the point.
I mean, if you're scoring on Dwayne Wade, I mean, this kid's going to go to the NBA.
Yeah, you do it for real.
He looks exactly like Dwayne Wade.
He's also got some anger at his dad for cheating on his mom and marrying Gabrielle Union.
Plus, we don't know what Dwayne Wade did on the road, but he definitely smashed.
Oh, it's just kind of a tragic tale where he, I think he might have driven her crazy by cheating on her incessant, like non-stop.
Like, I heard it was wild.
And now she's like a crazy person and he has full family.
What are you going to do?
I mean, these guys are in the NBA.
Yeah, I mean, he's got his own sneaker.
I mean, there is a level at which I think you just know what time it is, right?
It's a little immature now, in my opinion, for like anybody who's even like a woman who's famous and the husband is.
It's like, it's a little ridiculous.
So, like, what do you want?
Yeah.
I mean, there's desire everywhere.
It's like, you got to give these people a pass.
Yeah, I mean, if Tim Levy just be happy.
Yeah.
I'm a stand-up comic who, you know, I'm not getting any bitches.
That's fine.
I should be faithful.
And your wife has a membership to Flagrant 2 Patreon.
Yeah.
Oh, that's true also.
Absolutely.
That's true also.
I can tell that was a public relations statement and I like it.
Yeah, you got to do a little cleanup work.
But she also knows I'm just home all the time.
I'm not going anywhere.
If I'm Dwayne Wade and I'm on the road and I'm fucking 6'8 and I just have testosterone.
I just think so many more people would be in happy relationships if you just like in France, you just remove cheating.
But that France doesn't do that.
It's just kind of an understood where they don't talk about it.
Right.
No, no.
No, no.
From what I understand, some of the French fans may correct me.
If you fall in love with someone else, that is a big problem and you can't do that.
But if you just go out and have sex with someone and it's truly meaningless, men or women, it's just a thing where you get in trouble for not taking out the trash.
It's just like, it's like the same type of fight.
Because to me, it's like if you just remove that thing, almost everybody's parents would still be together.
The divorce rate would be fine.
It's literally, that is the thing.
Is the thing that you're taking away, the sexual desire, which we're within the only animals in the animal kingdom that does this?
It just makes the concept of marriage and being faithful so astronomically hard to deal with.
French Fans and Power Dynamics00:10:03
Let me just answer this for you.
The views of Chris DeStefano do not in any way reflect on the views of me and Akash.
Lady Married, yo.
Yeah.
I know that Aka.
I know when you're a lady, when you go on the road, though, she makes you put on sunglasses to hide those eyes.
That's true.
No, it's the same way stage.
Put those fucking greens away.
No, and this is the world.
This is the world we live in now.
It's like I make a point that I think is relatively true and I get told I'm not making a good point or conspiracy theorists just like when you say that you know George Soros isn't funding the process.
Exactly.
Or when I say that's the 5G towers, you know, like we have to blow that up.
We had to do that.
Yeah.
You know, so yeah.
So it's just like, I mean, what are we going to do?
Just live with Bill Gates' microchips?
You label us conspiracy theorists when we're just trying to tell the truth.
Yeah.
Giannis, clearly, I apologize to you.
I apologize to you for telling Joe Rogan that you gave people corona intentionally and that I wanted to blow up India and I don't want to blow up India.
I have nothing against the Hindu people, good people.
I had Corona.
I had 117 fever.
I truly don't care.
I said tongue in cheek a little bit, but that's what also.
Hey, listen, Joe Rogan is the goat and all of that.
But how do you take a text seriously when a guy ends it with I want to blow up into it?
Exactly.
And I could show you the text where I said I want to blow up India.
I know, I get it.
I get it.
Yo, this guy told me so many times he got Joe Rogan's number.
Yeah.
I get it.
I'm the only one who hasn't been on Rogan.
January 12th, I'll be on Joe Rogan.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Everybody, check that out.
January 12th, Yanni Papi on Joe Rogan.
So, what happened?
Full story: I come in feeling fucking fantastic that day.
I had been in Atlantic City the weekend before doing a show.
Monday, feeling great, work out, come to the studio, do a fantastic episode of the podcast.
Had so much fun with you guys.
And then the next day, I wake up feeling a little weird.
And then my friend tells me he lost taste and smell who I was with that weekend.
Dushar saying, fuck yourself.
But anyway, I found out I got it.
Technically, you just did it to him.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like a bootleg.
It's like a reflex.
It's like a reflex.
But the whole time, like, yeah, I realized that I, in retrospect, I mean, I got really sick.
It sucked.
Me and Alex got sick the same.
We had the same symptoms.
But I feel bad for you because that's a big part of having Corona is you're sitting there sick, worrying about who you gave it to and how they're going to be.
And only people I think who've had Corona and other people have caught it know what that feels like because that's the worst part about it is worrying about who you gave it to.
I was, you know, I was, I spent the day with my baby, my baby's mama, my baby's mama, my wife.
Jesus Christ, this is Patreon.
Listening, you're good.
This is on the Patreon.
Yeah.
Wow, thank God.
Jesus Christ.
I called him a Patreon.
I do eat sushi.
I've been eating a little bit more sushi because I'm finally in a way a little bit of me starting to forgive the Japanese for what they did.
It's taken me a while.
But you should love sushi because you're taking their food.
Yes.
That's the move.
That's like the American thing to do.
But listen, I eat sushi, but I use a fork.
That's what I do.
I'll never use a chopstick because I will stay American while I'm doing it.
First time we did Brilliant Idiots.
That's a big podcast.
Podcast was on Brilliant Idiots.
Yeah.
He was filling in.
Yeah.
And I was guest hosting.
We had Giannis on.
So you didn't have the Black Rogan on.
No.
Black Rogan.
No.
I mean, could you imagine?
I mean, Andrew got the Black Rogan and the White Rogan.
I mean, how the fuck?
You want to talk about a fucking absolute precision, Andrew?
You want to talk about fucking knowing a future?
I'm going to start calling Andrew Nostradamus.
I mean, this kid picked the Black Rogan and the White Rogan.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Like the kids that message us are like, you know, 21.
Sometimes they're 18.
They don't fucking know everyone loves Raymond.
They can't sit through and everyone loves Raymond.
Yeah.
I've been watching a lot of shows in German.
And I swear, and I watched the show.
That makes a lot of sense.
Yeah, they're on YouTube and they're in black and white.
You need to stop it.
Can you're hard to focus on the plot when you're jerking off to how white's going to be?
I actually wanted to, I'm happy on the podcast.
Is there any way that you and your crew can subtitle Hitler videos for me in English?
Sean King talked about Andrew.
Did you put it making fun of him on IG?
Yeah, so Sean King made a video where he was asked whether he had seen Andrew's video on him and he has it.
Oh, they get it.
It was really disappointing because me and Andrew have a lot of people in common.
So it's like, dude, just call me, you know?
Yeah, just put it on because I recognize my father was so light-skinned, he was wearing a live.
Hey, did you see what you see about you?
Oh, yeah, man.
You know, I hated that because, you know, like, perfect guys like I did.
Like, I like Andrew.
And it's like, why?
Why do that?
Like, I've never had a pretty good idea.
And Andrew and I have several mutual friends.
And it's just like sometimes it's an outer body experience, man.
It's almost like being featured on SNL, low-key, but I do feel like there was just so, yeah, you know, there's a thin line between it being comedy and it being like, yo, you're forming, like, he forms a lot of people's opinions with those bits he's been doing.
Yeah.
And it is what it is, man.
You know, I see part of it as, yeah, but can you pause it for one second?
I hate to bust your bubble, bootleg Kev, but before Andrew made that video, about 70% of the country already believes you're white.
So I don't think Andrew did anything that we can't see with our own eyes.
And you describing your father as a really light-skinned black guy, a man of mystery.
So there's no question you chose to be black, my friend Sean King.
Your family's white.
Yeah, I don't.
Why would I call you?
They're mutual friends, and I'm trying to be funny.
I'm not trying to actually mend my relationship with you.
I don't give a fuck about a non-existent relationship.
You want to finish the 50 seconds?
Sure, sure.
Yeah, let's hear what he said.
You know, I see part of it as because I'm so public at this point, which you love.
It's going to mean that I'm subject to misinformation, comedy, to whatever.
Sure.
So I don't take it personally.
I just, but I do hate it because it's like, damn, dude, you could have literally reached out to me and gotten better information.
But here's why you release this better information.
His job is to kind of be a comedic asshole.
Like, I mean that, not even as an insult.
That's kind of his 100%.
And his shtick is to push the envelope and to kind of be a hilarious asshole.
And he's great at what he does.
It just sucks when you're on the receiving end of it.
But I don't, I can't, generally speaking, I can't dwell on it for long.
I see it, think about it, and I got to keep it moving.
You see, though, but do you see why he has the fucking power that he has?
Because he doesn't give into it.
He doesn't flinch at all.
He actually doesn't flinch at all.
He actually gave a likable response to further make people be like, you know what?
Even if he is fucking white as a black person, I still like him.
This is what a fucking maniac is.
He's perfect at that response to his perfect.
Because if he gets mad, guess what?
That thing goes viral.
Now you're fucking white.
You stay black.
He said being that way.
It just sucks to be on the receiving end of it because he's hilarious.
Like, as a super likable son, super likable.
And here's the thing.
Dad was so ready to hate it.
He released his financial statements.
This is Louis Gomez's book.
He released his financial statements, right?
He released his financial statements because they were questioning what he was doing with them.
All right.
So he released some of them or whatever.
You know, I said, try to make it all great.
So why not?
Why not?
You've been offered $250,000, I think it was, by some black conservative to take a DNA test that that money would get donated to a charity of his choice.
Why not just go take the 23 and me and release it?
Because what if he finds out he's Turkish like you did?
No, yeah.
But yeah, the 23andMe shit, you're always something.
Everybody's mixed somehow.
But just why, but like, why not take it?
If your dad is a black dude, who you why not take it and get the 250 grand?
What is an acceptable percentage, though?
If he's like 15%, that's obviously too low.
But what if he's like 25?
He's odd.
He's obviously 15% or less.
Yeah, as long as he's over three-fifths.
Yeah.
The three-fifths compromise.
Either way, the story that he made up in high school seems to not be true.
Right.
The hate crime that happened to him seems to not be true.
The police report doesn't reflect that.
It's like a whole bunch of things don't reflect that.
Either way, his family, the only family he knows is white.
Here's the brilliance to Chris's point.
And his hair is white when he grows it out.
I mean, if you look at a baby picture of him, it looks like me.
To Chris's point, the genius of most phonies is if you attack them, they go over the top.
Yes.
He just was like...
Stays calm.
Yeah.
Hey, that sucked.
I just wish you'd talk to me.
Man, he's funny.
He has no, and he, I don't have a problem with anything he's ever...
Said or done at all.
Even if he is white, helping the black community, that's great.
Helping bring awareness, that's great.
The problem is that he took a black scholarship.
That's the only issue.
He's taken a couple of things that are only designated for blacks.
That's the problem.
If he didn't do that, I don't think there's even a reason.
Fine, he's living in a world where he wants to be black.
As long as he's being helpful, who cares?
But him, Rachel Dollazal, they've taken things that only black people have been carved out for blacks.
He took them.
Here's the issue.
I asked for questions specifically for you guys.
So Chris Karsh says, who would win in a fist fight?
Hitler or Obama?
I would say.
Obama.
It's Obama and I mean, a fist fight?
Hitler vs Obama Fist Fight00:00:41
No, no, no.
I'd say Hitler only because Hitler would be on meth.
And you can't really kill a guy on meth.
I would say Hitler would win if they had to do no drugs or no performance enhancing.
Yeah, I would say maybe Obama, but just pound for pound, Hitler would win because he's on meth.
Yeah, and that's the same person who would tell you that Arturo Gotti has a chance against Floyd Mayweather.
It's just the reason.
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