Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Shaun King Responds To Schulz’s Roast! ft. History Hyenas
Aired: 2020-12-31
Duration: 13:45


=== Ridiculous NBA Divorce Rates (03:00) ===

[00:00:00]  What up people?
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[00:00:17]  Here is the exclusive clip.
[00:00:25]  There's a video of Zaire Wade, who's Dwayne Wade's son, playing Dwayne Wade one-on-one in basketball.
[00:00:31]  And I just, it's so funny because Dwayne Wade just backs him down every fucking play, which is just such a dad move.
[00:00:37]  And he just bullies him.
[00:00:39]  Right.
[00:00:39]  Like, that's it.
[00:00:40]  Yeah.
[00:00:40]  That's, and to me, that's, is that how you guys are going to play your son in basketball?
[00:00:44]  Like, if your son is this good, which his son is, this is how you get to the point.
[00:00:48]  I mean, if you're scoring on Dwayne Wade, I mean, this kid's going to go to the NBA.
[00:00:51]  Yeah, you do it for real.
[00:00:52]  He looks exactly like Dwayne Wade.
[00:00:53]  He's also got some anger at his dad for cheating on his mom and marrying Gabrielle Union.
[00:00:59]  Plus, we don't know what Dwayne Wade did on the road, but he definitely smashed.
[00:01:03]  Oh, it's just kind of a tragic tale where he, I think he might have driven her crazy by cheating on her incessant, like non-stop.
[00:01:09]  Like, I heard it was wild.
[00:01:10]  And now she's like a crazy person and he has full family.
[00:01:13]  What are you going to do?
[00:01:13]  I mean, these guys are in the NBA.
[00:01:14]  Yeah, I mean, he's got his own sneaker.
[00:01:16]  I mean, there is a level at which I think you just know what time it is, right?
[00:01:20]  It's a little immature now, in my opinion, for like anybody who's even like a woman who's famous and the husband is.
[00:01:27]  It's like, it's a little ridiculous.
[00:01:29]  So, like, what do you want?
[00:01:30]  Yeah.
[00:01:30]  I mean, there's desire everywhere.
[00:01:32]  It's like, you got to give these people a pass.
[00:01:34]  Yeah, I mean, if Tim Levy just be happy.
[00:01:36]  Yeah.
[00:01:37]  I'm a stand-up comic who, you know, I'm not getting any bitches.
[00:01:41]  That's fine.
[00:01:41]  I should be faithful.
[00:01:42]  And your wife has a membership to Flagrant 2 Patreon.
[00:01:45]  Yeah.
[00:01:45]  Oh, that's true also.
[00:01:47]  Absolutely.
[00:01:47]  That's true also.
[00:01:48]  I can tell that was a public relations statement and I like it.
[00:01:53]  Yeah, you got to do a little cleanup work.
[00:01:54]  But she also knows I'm just home all the time.
[00:01:56]  I'm not going anywhere.
[00:01:57]  If I'm Dwayne Wade and I'm on the road and I'm fucking 6'8 and I just have testosterone.
[00:02:03]  I just think so many more people would be in happy relationships if you just like in France, you just remove cheating.
[00:02:10]  But that France doesn't do that.
[00:02:12]  It's just kind of an understood where they don't talk about it.
[00:02:14]  Right.
[00:02:14]  No, no.
[00:02:15]  No, no.
[00:02:16]  From what I understand, some of the French fans may correct me.
[00:02:21]  If you fall in love with someone else, that is a big problem and you can't do that.
[00:02:25]  But if you just go out and have sex with someone and it's truly meaningless, men or women, it's just a thing where you get in trouble for not taking out the trash.
[00:02:34]  It's just like, it's like the same type of fight.
[00:02:37]  Because to me, it's like if you just remove that thing, almost everybody's parents would still be together.
[00:02:42]  The divorce rate would be fine.
[00:02:44]  It's literally, that is the thing.
[00:02:47]  Is the thing that you're taking away, the sexual desire, which we're within the only animals in the animal kingdom that does this?
[00:02:53]  It just makes the concept of marriage and being faithful so astronomically hard to deal with.

=== French Fans and Power Dynamics (10:03) ===

[00:03:00]  Let me just answer this for you.
[00:03:02]  The views of Chris DeStefano do not in any way reflect on the views of me and Akash.
[00:03:08]  Lady Married, yo.
[00:03:09]  Yeah.
[00:03:10]  I know that Aka.
[00:03:11]  I know when you're a lady, when you go on the road, though, she makes you put on sunglasses to hide those eyes.
[00:03:14]  That's true.
[00:03:16]  No, it's the same way stage.
[00:03:17]  Put those fucking greens away.
[00:03:18]  No, and this is the world.
[00:03:20]  This is the world we live in now.
[00:03:21]  It's like I make a point that I think is relatively true and I get told I'm not making a good point or conspiracy theorists just like when you say that you know George Soros isn't funding the process.
[00:03:31]  Exactly.
[00:03:32]  Or when I say that's the 5G towers, you know, like we have to blow that up.
[00:03:36]  We had to do that.
[00:03:37]  Yeah.
[00:03:37]  You know, so yeah.
[00:03:38]  So it's just like, I mean, what are we going to do?
[00:03:40]  Just live with Bill Gates' microchips?
[00:03:43]  You label us conspiracy theorists when we're just trying to tell the truth.
[00:03:46]  Yeah.
[00:03:46]  Giannis, clearly, I apologize to you.
[00:03:49]  I apologize to you for telling Joe Rogan that you gave people corona intentionally and that I wanted to blow up India and I don't want to blow up India.
[00:03:57]  I have nothing against the Hindu people, good people.
[00:04:00]  I had Corona.
[00:04:01]  I had 117 fever.
[00:04:03]  I truly don't care.
[00:04:04]  I said tongue in cheek a little bit, but that's what also.
[00:04:07]  Hey, listen, Joe Rogan is the goat and all of that.
[00:04:10]  But how do you take a text seriously when a guy ends it with I want to blow up into it?
[00:04:14]  Exactly.
[00:04:14]  And I could show you the text where I said I want to blow up India.
[00:04:16]  I know, I get it.
[00:04:16]  I get it.
[00:04:17]  Yo, this guy told me so many times he got Joe Rogan's number.
[00:04:19]  Yeah.
[00:04:19]  I get it.
[00:04:20]  I'm the only one who hasn't been on Rogan.
[00:04:23]  January 12th, I'll be on Joe Rogan.
[00:04:24]  Yeah.
[00:04:24]  Oh, yeah.
[00:04:25]  Everybody, check that out.
[00:04:26]  January 12th, Yanni Papi on Joe Rogan.
[00:04:28]  So, what happened?
[00:04:29]  Full story: I come in feeling fucking fantastic that day.
[00:04:33]  I had been in Atlantic City the weekend before doing a show.
[00:04:35]  Monday, feeling great, work out, come to the studio, do a fantastic episode of the podcast.
[00:04:41]  Had so much fun with you guys.
[00:04:43]  And then the next day, I wake up feeling a little weird.
[00:04:45]  And then my friend tells me he lost taste and smell who I was with that weekend.
[00:04:50]  Dushar saying, fuck yourself.
[00:04:52]  But anyway, I found out I got it.
[00:04:53]  Technically, you just did it to him.
[00:04:55]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:04:55]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:04:56]  It's like a bootleg.
[00:04:57]  It's like a reflex.
[00:05:01]  It's like a reflex.
[00:05:03]  But the whole time, like, yeah, I realized that I, in retrospect, I mean, I got really sick.
[00:05:09]  It sucked.
[00:05:09]  Me and Alex got sick the same.
[00:05:11]  We had the same symptoms.
[00:05:12]  But I feel bad for you because that's a big part of having Corona is you're sitting there sick, worrying about who you gave it to and how they're going to be.
[00:05:22]  And only people I think who've had Corona and other people have caught it know what that feels like because that's the worst part about it is worrying about who you gave it to.
[00:05:31]  I was, you know, I was, I spent the day with my baby, my baby's mama, my baby's mama, my wife.
[00:05:37]  Jesus Christ, this is Patreon.
[00:05:40]  Listening, you're good.
[00:05:41]  This is on the Patreon.
[00:05:42]  Yeah.
[00:05:43]  Wow, thank God.
[00:05:45]  Jesus Christ.
[00:05:45]  I called him a Patreon.
[00:05:46]  I do eat sushi.
[00:05:47]  I've been eating a little bit more sushi because I'm finally in a way a little bit of me starting to forgive the Japanese for what they did.
[00:05:55]  It's taken me a while.
[00:05:56]  But you should love sushi because you're taking their food.
[00:05:59]  Yes.
[00:05:59]  That's the move.
[00:06:01]  That's like the American thing to do.
[00:06:02]  But listen, I eat sushi, but I use a fork.
[00:06:05]  That's what I do.
[00:06:05]  I'll never use a chopstick because I will stay American while I'm doing it.
[00:06:08]  First time we did Brilliant Idiots.
[00:06:09]  That's a big podcast.
[00:06:10]  Podcast was on Brilliant Idiots.
[00:06:11]  Yeah.
[00:06:11]  He was filling in.
[00:06:12]  Yeah.
[00:06:12]  And I was guest hosting.
[00:06:13]  We had Giannis on.
[00:06:15]  So you didn't have the Black Rogan on.
[00:06:17]  No.
[00:06:17]  Black Rogan.
[00:06:18]  No.
[00:06:18]  I mean, could you imagine?
[00:06:20]  I mean, Andrew got the Black Rogan and the White Rogan.
[00:06:23]  I mean, how the fuck?
[00:06:25]  You want to talk about a fucking absolute precision, Andrew?
[00:06:30]  You want to talk about fucking knowing a future?
[00:06:33]  I'm going to start calling Andrew Nostradamus.
[00:06:35]  I mean, this kid picked the Black Rogan and the White Rogan.
[00:06:38]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:06:39]  Yeah.
[00:06:39]  Like the kids that message us are like, you know, 21.
[00:06:42]  Sometimes they're 18.
[00:06:44]  They don't fucking know everyone loves Raymond.
[00:06:46]  They can't sit through and everyone loves Raymond.
[00:06:48]  Yeah.
[00:06:49]  I've been watching a lot of shows in German.
[00:06:52]  And I swear, and I watched the show.
[00:06:53]  That makes a lot of sense.
[00:06:54]  Yeah, they're on YouTube and they're in black and white.
[00:06:56]  You need to stop it.
[00:06:58]  Can you're hard to focus on the plot when you're jerking off to how white's going to be?
[00:07:02]  I actually wanted to, I'm happy on the podcast.
[00:07:04]  Is there any way that you and your crew can subtitle Hitler videos for me in English?
[00:07:12]  Sean King talked about Andrew.
[00:07:16]  Did you put it making fun of him on IG?
[00:07:17]  Yeah, so Sean King made a video where he was asked whether he had seen Andrew's video on him and he has it.
[00:07:31]  Oh, they get it.
[00:07:32]  It was really disappointing because me and Andrew have a lot of people in common.
[00:07:40]  So it's like, dude, just call me, you know?
[00:07:44]  Yeah, just put it on because I recognize my father was so light-skinned, he was wearing a live.
[00:07:53]  Hey, did you see what you see about you?
[00:07:57]  Oh, yeah, man.
[00:07:58]  You know, I hated that because, you know, like, perfect guys like I did.
[00:08:03]  Like, I like Andrew.
[00:08:04]  And it's like, why?
[00:08:06]  Why do that?
[00:08:06]  Like, I've never had a pretty good idea.
[00:08:08]  And Andrew and I have several mutual friends.
[00:08:10]  And it's just like sometimes it's an outer body experience, man.
[00:08:15]  It's almost like being featured on SNL, low-key, but I do feel like there was just so, yeah, you know, there's a thin line between it being comedy and it being like, yo, you're forming, like, he forms a lot of people's opinions with those bits he's been doing.
[00:08:26]  Yeah.
[00:08:27]  And it is what it is, man.
[00:08:29]  You know, I see part of it as, yeah, but can you pause it for one second?
[00:08:36]  I hate to bust your bubble, bootleg Kev, but before Andrew made that video, about 70% of the country already believes you're white.
[00:08:48]  So I don't think Andrew did anything that we can't see with our own eyes.
[00:08:54]  And you describing your father as a really light-skinned black guy, a man of mystery.
[00:09:01]  So there's no question you chose to be black, my friend Sean King.
[00:09:06]  Your family's white.
[00:09:08]  Yeah, I don't.
[00:09:09]  Why would I call you?
[00:09:11]  They're mutual friends, and I'm trying to be funny.
[00:09:13]  I'm not trying to actually mend my relationship with you.
[00:09:16]  I don't give a fuck about a non-existent relationship.
[00:09:18]  You want to finish the 50 seconds?
[00:09:19]  Sure, sure.
[00:09:19]  Yeah, let's hear what he said.
[00:09:21]  You know, I see part of it as because I'm so public at this point, which you love.
[00:09:27]  It's going to mean that I'm subject to misinformation, comedy, to whatever.
[00:09:31]  Sure.
[00:09:32]  So I don't take it personally.
[00:09:34]  I just, but I do hate it because it's like, damn, dude, you could have literally reached out to me and gotten better information.
[00:09:41]  But here's why you release this better information.
[00:09:44]  His job is to kind of be a comedic asshole.
[00:09:47]  Like, I mean that, not even as an insult.
[00:09:49]  That's kind of his 100%.
[00:09:52]  And his shtick is to push the envelope and to kind of be a hilarious asshole.
[00:09:58]  And he's great at what he does.
[00:10:00]  It just sucks when you're on the receiving end of it.
[00:10:02]  But I don't, I can't, generally speaking, I can't dwell on it for long.
[00:10:07]  I see it, think about it, and I got to keep it moving.
[00:10:10]  You see, though, but do you see why he has the fucking power that he has?
[00:10:13]  Because he doesn't give into it.
[00:10:15]  He doesn't flinch at all.
[00:10:16]  He actually doesn't flinch at all.
[00:10:18]  He actually gave a likable response to further make people be like, you know what?
[00:10:22]  Even if he is fucking white as a black person, I still like him.
[00:10:26]  This is what a fucking maniac is.
[00:10:28]  He's perfect at that response to his perfect.
[00:10:30]  Because if he gets mad, guess what?
[00:10:33]  That thing goes viral.
[00:10:34]  Now you're fucking white.
[00:10:35]  You stay black.
[00:10:36]  He said being that way.
[00:10:37]  It just sucks to be on the receiving end of it because he's hilarious.
[00:10:40]  Like, as a super likable son, super likable.
[00:10:43]  And here's the thing.
[00:10:44]  Dad was so ready to hate it.
[00:10:45]  He released his financial statements.
[00:10:46]  This is Louis Gomez's book.
[00:10:48]  He released his financial statements, right?
[00:10:50]  He released his financial statements because they were questioning what he was doing with them.
[00:10:53]  All right.
[00:10:54]  So he released some of them or whatever.
[00:10:55]  You know, I said, try to make it all great.
[00:10:58]  So why not?
[00:10:59]  Why not?
[00:11:00]  You've been offered $250,000, I think it was, by some black conservative to take a DNA test that that money would get donated to a charity of his choice.
[00:11:10]  Why not just go take the 23 and me and release it?
[00:11:14]  Because what if he finds out he's Turkish like you did?
[00:11:16]  No, yeah.
[00:11:17]  But yeah, the 23andMe shit, you're always something.
[00:11:20]  Everybody's mixed somehow.
[00:11:21]  But just why, but like, why not take it?
[00:11:24]  If your dad is a black dude, who you why not take it and get the 250 grand?
[00:11:28]  What is an acceptable percentage, though?
[00:11:30]  If he's like 15%, that's obviously too low.
[00:11:33]  But what if he's like 25?
[00:11:34]  He's odd.
[00:11:35]  He's obviously 15% or less.
[00:11:37]  Yeah, as long as he's over three-fifths.
[00:11:39]  Yeah.
[00:11:41]  The three-fifths compromise.
[00:11:43]  Either way, the story that he made up in high school seems to not be true.
[00:11:47]  Right.
[00:11:49]  The hate crime that happened to him seems to not be true.
[00:11:51]  The police report doesn't reflect that.
[00:11:53]  It's like a whole bunch of things don't reflect that.
[00:11:56]  Either way, his family, the only family he knows is white.
[00:11:59]  Here's the brilliance to Chris's point.
[00:12:01]  And his hair is white when he grows it out.
[00:12:03]  I mean, if you look at a baby picture of him, it looks like me.
[00:12:05]  To Chris's point, the genius of most phonies is if you attack them, they go over the top.
[00:12:11]  Yes.
[00:12:12]  He just was like...
[00:12:12]  Stays calm.
[00:12:13]  Yeah.
[00:12:14]  Hey, that sucked.
[00:12:14]  I just wish you'd talk to me.
[00:12:16]  Man, he's funny.
[00:12:18]  He has no, and he, I don't have a problem with anything he's ever...
[00:12:23]  Said or done at all.
[00:12:25]  Even if he is white, helping the black community, that's great.
[00:12:28]  Helping bring awareness, that's great.
[00:12:29]  The problem is that he took a black scholarship.
[00:12:32]  That's the only issue.
[00:12:33]  He's taken a couple of things that are only designated for blacks.
[00:12:37]  That's the problem.
[00:12:37]  If he didn't do that, I don't think there's even a reason.
[00:12:40]  Fine, he's living in a world where he wants to be black.
[00:12:43]  As long as he's being helpful, who cares?
[00:12:45]  But him, Rachel Dollazal, they've taken things that only black people have been carved out for blacks.
[00:12:51]  He took them.
[00:12:51]  Here's the issue.
[00:12:53]  I asked for questions specifically for you guys.
[00:12:55]  So Chris Karsh says, who would win in a fist fight?
[00:12:58]  Hitler or Obama?
[00:13:00]  I would say.
[00:13:01]  Obama.
[00:13:02]  It's Obama and I mean, a fist fight?

=== Hitler vs Obama Fist Fight (00:41) ===

[00:13:04]  No, no, no.
[00:13:05]  I'd say Hitler only because Hitler would be on meth.
[00:13:07]  And you can't really kill a guy on meth.
[00:13:09]  I would say Hitler would win if they had to do no drugs or no performance enhancing.
[00:13:16]  Yeah, I would say maybe Obama, but just pound for pound, Hitler would win because he's on meth.
[00:13:20]  Yeah, and that's the same person who would tell you that Arturo Gotti has a chance against Floyd Mayweather.
[00:13:27]  It's just the reason.
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