Andrew Schulz recounts a Postmates incident where he canceled an order because driver Elvira was a woman on a bike in the rain, asserting men handle discomfort better. He claims sexism saves time by avoiding female drivers unless they use cars, contrasting this with his belief that lesbians work harder to prove themselves. The host's controversial remarks about gender roles and stereotypes highlight his defense of prejudiced behavior as a practical necessity for efficiency. Ultimately, the clip exposes Schulz's unapologetic sexism, framing discrimination as a logical choice rather than a moral failing. [Automatically generated summary]
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Y'all ever forced yourself to be open-minded and then when it backfired you're like motherfucker If I just trusted my goddamn prejudice, I could have handled this shit so much easier last night Robbie and I are here working on this thing that I can't tell you about it just yet, but you guys will know in the future We're going to stay we order some food right from this Mexican spot.
I order it on postmates, right?
So postmate is going to collect it.
It's not the delivery from the actual place, right?
I get it.
All right, we'll put the order in.
It says, Elvira is going to get your food.
I go, Elvira.
That's odd.
I go, how's this bitch going to get my food?
On a bike.
I go, a girl delivery?
I've never seen a girl on a bike.
On a bike?
She's going to get my food, right?
Now, my initial feeling is, this food ain't getting here, yo.
That's my initial feeling.
But I go, instead of canceling the order like my loins are telling me to do, I go, you know what?
Let me just give her a fair shot, right?
Yeah.
It starts pouring rain.
I mean, like torrential downpour.
Oh, yeah.
Remember yesterday it'd be torrential downpour, right?
I go look at the app.
I'm like, let me see where this bitch is, man.
This bitch is just sitting under the bridge.
Not the bridge.
You know, Broadway, where the Williamsburg Bridge turns into the highway?
I can see you're just sitting under the overpass.
The tacos are ready, Elvira.
Let's get to tacos, right?
She's literally just sitting there, right?
I know it's raining.
That's part of the job.
You a piece of shit.
That's part of the job.
You signed up for this.
It's outdoor behavior.
I agree.
He's a piece of shit.
Nah, I agree with him.
What happens if the football players don't want to go on the field during the rainy game?
So did you see how much it was pouring yesterday?
I did not see how much it was pouring yesterday.
Get a fucking shit.
It was like hurricane type rain.
Like, you wow, son.
Nah, bruh.
Nah, but.
Let me back this up.
Let me back this up, right?
I knew she wasn't going to do it.
She's going back and forth.
I call this bitch, right?
One ring, click.
I go, this bitch is not just hanging up with me on my motherfucking food.
My motherfucking food is just waiting at Tacomi.
You know how much of a bitch hungry Andrew is?
Oh my God.
So if I watch him melt down when he's like, oh my God, I go, I send her a text.
I go, let me just text.
Maybe she's, you know what?
Maybe she's driving.
Maybe she's biking to go get the food.
Let me just send this bitch a text, right?
No response to the text.
So you know you're getting a call again.
Yes.
You know you're getting a call again.
I call one ring.
Click.
I go, this bitch done fucking.
This bitch done fucking.
Quit my goddamn bro.
I didn't you bitch.
I try to call post face.
Post face don't even let you call them up.
Literally cancels my food an hour and 15 minutes in.
She's off the map.
I was right.
I knew.
Listen, and it was just my prejudice because she was a woman.
I knew a woman would literally be looking at herself like, why am I biking in the rain?
It still gives me tacos?
I got pussy.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
I was doing this to get a couple extra bucks.
It was nice out in the summer.
I just wanted to feel some breeze on my bike while I deliver some tacos, make a few extra bucks.
That's not going to happen when it's raining.
A man?
A Mexican man?
On the Elvira?
Yo.
Elvira?
My food would have been there, bro.
My food would have been there.
And he would have recommended a better taco spot to get them shits from.
But Elvira?
She ain't doing it.
She ain't doing it.
Nah, they can't put up with that discomfort.
They can't.
It's not in their bodies.
We've taught ourselves to be a man, you got to suffer.
That's what manhood is.
You go through shit and you keep walking.
Walking off.
Go through the rain.
Don't be a bitch.
And girls are out here like, oh, it's hard to wear heels too.
Come on, man.
Come on, hell.
We don't need to compare all this.
Hard to wear heels, too.
You know what I'm saying?
You know how hard it is to decide whether or not you need to posture up with a guy who's looking at your girl because she's wearing them heels.
You know how hard that is?
You know what I mean?
You ever see a big-ass dude look at your girl?
You'd be like, all right, he's just looking.
He's more than looking now.
He said nothing disrespectful.
Put your dick away, bro.
Come on, bro.
Put your dick away, bro.
Why are we taking out dicks?
Why are we taking our dicks for?
What's the purpose of that?
Nah, I'd be like, maybe his dick was hot.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, why are you getting offended by this man?
Stop body shaming.
Man, his dick is sweaty as fuck.
You know, you just start cooling his dick out.
He's just wafting some air over his dick, man.
Cool this dick down.
All I'm saying is sometimes prejudice works.
Yo.
And I would have just canceled it right away.
And you know what I'm going to do in the future?
Ladies, I'm sorry.
If you're on a bike and you're delivering my food and you're a girl, I'm canceling it.
If you're in a car, I'll let you deliver it.
What if she got tattoos and short hair?
Are you implying that she's a lesbian?
I mean, she ain't far from a dude.
I still don't think she can make it.
Here's my thing.
You can't tell she got tattoos and short hair from the pick.
You can tell probably she has short hair.
But if she did, if you knew she did, what would you do?
If I knew she was a lesbian, I'd let her deliver it to me.
Yeah.
You think she can thug it out?
Without a doubt, not even a question.
100% a lesbian could deliver the food.
I'll hold a lesbian up to any expectation I hold a man up to because she's gonna go that extra mile to prove herself.
That's G.I. Jane, bro.
Canceling Female Delivery00:01:23
Yeah.
It's like that Chappelle joke where like the white dude and a group of black dudes is the scariest one.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Because there's no telling what he's done to get those black dudes respect.
Yeah.
That's that lesbian, bro.
That's that fucking lesbian, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Holding her farts in so her clip pops up.
What?
What?
Yo, you know they like them big clips, bro.
You ain't never seen a lesbian plug her farts or clip kind of blows up a little bit.
Come on, stretching that shit like she's making balloon animals.
You know what I mean?
She'd be stretching her clip out.
You know what I'm saying?
Someone make a little toy poodle and stretch the balloon first.
That's what she does with her clip, and then she tucks in a fart, shoots out, bro.
Come on, y'all don't know about this.
Y'all never learned about lesbians, y'all.
Nobody told me about that one.
Y'all gotta watch the P-word, bro.
What's the P-word?
Pussy, I guess, dude.
I think, what else could it be?
TV show?
Yeah.
I didn't know it's a TV show.
That's what I'm asking.
L-word, you fucking idiot.
Like, what the fuck is he talking about?
I don't know what it is, bro.
It's called the L-word.
Yeah, the L-word.
What does that stand for?
Lady?
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