Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Dinesh D'Souza's claims that Kamala Harris descends from Hamilton Brown, Jamaica's largest slave owner, labeling her the "Hamilton Brown of modern U.S. politics" due to alleged ties to the prison-industrial complex. While debating whether ancestors' sins define descendants, they speculate Trump might exploit this narrative to siphon votes, though the conversation frequently derails into banter about Ben Affleck and a critique of Schulz's shirt before concluding with a Patreon subscription pitch. [Automatically generated summary]
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Making Her Racist00:06:23
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Let's get right into it.
Because we got a spicy take, man.
Listen, I got a very spicy take.
Okay, because I don't know if y'all know this, everybody listening at home, but they've already tried to position Kamala Harris as the one thing that you thought they could never position her as.
Boy.
Racist, right?
You know what I mean?
Like, that is usually the liberal tactic, right?
That's the left-wing tactic.
You find a way to tie them to slavery.
Remember when Ben Affleck found out that his great-great-grandparents used to own slaves or some shit, right?
Al, how do you feel about that?
I mean, whatever.
That's the past.
You know what'd be funny if he was like, he was the worst Batman.
I'll say that.
Please stop taking it out of here.
Take it out now.
Fuck the town.
Just slow down.
That was fired out.
That was fire.
You know what the illustration that movie real quick is when Ben Affleck goes to Jeremy Renner and he's like, yo, we got to do some shit.
We're going to hurt some people.
It's going to be illegal.
And that's all you can know.
You can't ask me another question.
We're taking your cars a month.
Whose car are we taking?
Yeah, he did that for an episode of Guy Code.
Did he?
Earlier, there was like about friendship.
And I was like, this movie encapsulates friendship right there.
Trying to be fucking poor.
They're both poor, but they got cars.
Your car or my car.
Fuck out of here.
Other bank robbers.
Anyway, so basically, they're like, there's no way we got this black chick.
Are they going to find a way to make her racist?
Right.
How could you make the black woman racist?
Right?
You could say she's a cop.
That's what they've been saying about her.
But you can't make her racist, right?
No way.
It's possible to make her racist.
Okay.
Well, Dinesh Saluza, what is it?
D'Souza.
Dinesh D'Souza.
Yeah.
Who Akash has coined as the Indian Candace Owens.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we have to clarify it.
He had a fire argument, right?
He traced the lineage of Kamala's family, her heritage.
So she's both Jamaican and Indian.
Yes.
Okay.
He traced the Jamaican legacy, obviously back to Jamaica, but specifically, she's a descendant of this dude named Hamilton Brown, who was the largest slave owner in all of Jamaica.
Apparently has a town named after him in Jamaica.
Oh shit.
Wow.
He got a statue.
Take that bitch down.
Let's do it.
I'm just saying, this is very interesting.
And then, wait a minute, it doesn't stop there.
I saw another thing.
I saw another thing real quick.
And then her mother's side, they're Brahmins.
Oh, yeah.
Brahmin is the highest caste.
And for thousands of years, Akash, they exploited millions of low-caste untouchables, did they not?
They did.
My dad literally said to my girl yesterday, one of the main reasons her religion formed Sicky is because Brahmins were just fucking up.
They were just really taking advantage of it.
And the sicky people, the Punjabis, need to protect.
And they're about equality.
So they were like, yeah, we're not doing that.
We're not doing that.
Punjabin.
They're being the ones that were exploiting.
That's their people.
That's on both sides.
This bitch is double slavery.
And here's my take.
This bitch is double slavery, but here's my take.
Double O slavery.
But here's my take.
Trump thinks that this isn't going to work for his audience.
I think this is going to steal the votes.
I think Trump's people are going to like, yeah, you talk about it.
This bitch beats about it, bro.
You ain't owe no people.
Same.
You're going to lock up black people.
We got the most locking up black people ass chicks ever.
You say you're going to lock up like, she ain't never freed him.
I ain't always been locked up with her.
This is how they can steal the vote.
Yo, yo, real talk.
Her grandfather is one of the most like, well, old form of slavery, one of the biggest slave owners back then.
And modern slavery is what?
The prison system.
Who locked up more people than anybody?
Who's the biggest modern slave plantation owner?
That's right.
13.
Politics right now.
13th.
Thank you, Anna Duvernay.
That's right.
Dunerve.
Dunerve.
D'Souza.
D'Anuzi.
All sound like dishes at fucking Kamala's house.
Real talk.
So this is crazy.
Kamala, descendant of one exploitive class, another exploit, like two basic, would it be slavery?
I don't know enough Indian history to call it that.
It ain't not slavery.
It ain't not.
Yep.
It ain't not slavery.
So the direct descendant of two slave owners, if you will, finds her way into the closest thing that exists to slavery in America and excels the top of her class.
He's the Hamilton Brown of modern U.S. politics.
Whoa.
I'm just saying, Biden knows how to pick them.
Not as good as the people that Kamala's family enslaved.
Yo, how often do you think Biden just wakes up out of one of his all-shapers and then he just looks at Kamala and he's like, well, I think we'll just take some sandwiches to us.
We're a little bit hungrier than the grandmother.
Oh my God.
Bro, it is crazy.
Like, you gotta, on some serious shit, you have to give it up for the lengths that these psychos will go to cancel you.
Dog, they're nice at this marketing.
It is pretty good.
It's good.
And he said some shit early on in the video that I laughed at when he was like, she's supposedly African-American, which sounds so crazy.
But then he talks about how like you tie the African-American identity to slavery.
Not only is she not African-American, she's Jamaican display.
She's not African-American.
She's with Jamaican descent, so she's not African American.
So he disproves it there.
And then he says, she's not even tied to slavery.
She's tied to slave ownership.
Her easiest comeback would just be like, my great-great-grandmother got raped.
That works for both cultures.
Canceling Ryan Reynolds00:10:54
No, but you could just say that.
Go on.
What did he just say that the grandmother got raped by the slave owner?
That's the tie to the lineage.
And boom, that's her comeback right there.
No.
No, no, no.
The father side, Hamilton Brown, was a black dude.
Yeah, but I'm talking about.
Right?
I think.
Can we look that up?
I don't think it was like.
And then the mother side.
Oh, it wasn't white slave owner?
No, I don't think so.
Jamaican slave owner.
Slavery.
Yeah.
It was a plantation in Jamaica, I guess?
I didn't know.
Yeah.
We should probably look at it.
We should look all this shit up.
Mark, please fact-check this.
But this is this is a very actually important distinction because this could open up the can of worms that is uh-oh, everybody's on slaves.
And it is an important thing to talk about because when that happens, you start tearing apart past.
You start, you stop tearing apart fucking Ben Affleck because great-great-great-grandparents on somebody's side had slaves.
You stop tearing apart.
What was that actor that ended up having his wedding at a plantation?
Oh, what's his Ryan Reynolds?
Ryan Reynolds, like handsome son of a bitch.
That motherfucker handsome, bro.
Motherfucker handsome.
He's that dude.
Yeah, he is that dude.
But real talk.
Oh, no, I'm thinking about the other one.
No, no, no.
Whoever, they're both handsome then.
I don't know what you think about.
But Ryan Reynolds.
Who's the other Ryan Reynolds?
Who's the other Ryan Reynolds?
That's mad Ryan Reynolds.
No, there's Ryan Reynolds, and then there's the other Ryan Reynolds.
Ryan Gosling?
Ryan Gosling.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That Ryan Reynolds I like better.
Ryan Reynolds Gosling is fine.
And he's kind of badass.
He's kind of badass.
But Ryan Reynolds is pointer.
Nah, he's not fine.
He's just like, you like personality.
No, you like personality.
Look at that personality.
You want someone to like crack jokes around you.
Make me laugh.
That's what you want.
I just want a quiet finding.
You want a quiet, fine joke.
Can we take it to the jury?
What you guys think?
Who's cuter?
Gosling.
I see both of them as Ryan Reynolds in my brain, so I don't know which one is what you're doing.
That's why I'm laughing.
Gosling.
The notebook guy.
He gets it.
That's gosling.
Why he gets it?
Because he made me cry.
That's conclusions.
I'm saying.
Y'all going off emotions.
You want some goofy clown by you all the time.
No, we want a stoic.
I want some I. James Bond.
I want I candy.
James Bond.
I want meat.
Shaking Oster.
That's what I want.
I'll stir Ryan Reynolds out.
I don't want someone to drink something goofy.
That's what Ryan Reynolds is going to do.
You can't get past Van Wilder.
Say what?
Yo, that's it.
Van Wilder was late.
I think Ryan Reynolds got it, bro.
Nah, get up.
Thank you, yo.
Yeah, y'all out of your mind.
Y'all out of your minds.
His most successful role, he wore a mask in the middle.
You keep talking about burns all over his face.
You keep talking about.
That's his most successful role.
It's his most successful role.
He's a burn victim, and then he has a rash.
I need success when I'm fucking dudes.
No, no, I need success, bro.
You ain't gonna get this ass.
You know what I'm saying?
You ain't gonna get this ass if you broke.
What's the whap?
Hey, yo, you know what I mean?
I got some wet-ass pancreas.
You're not gonna get up in that wet-ass pancreas.
I got that wet ass prostate.
That's what I was looking for.
Time to get checked.
Speaking of white dudes, Hamilton Brown was an Irish guy.
Yeah.
Black Irish.
Nah, he was white?
Yeah.
Yo, forget everything we just said, y'all.
Seth D'Souza is a sellout.
He's an untouchable.
You want nothing to do with him.
Yo, here's what I will say, though.
I thought it was good Marshall.
Damn, I thought that was a fire line, bro.
The whole time I'm thinking, I'm like, all right.
Are you sure you're not looking up a different Hamilton Brown, bro?
You'd not think about the guy, Hamilton, Alexander, that they made the play about?
There's Alexander Hamilton.
There's a rapper named Hamilton, I think, in Brooklyn.
Yeah, no, you just started.
So that's all slaps.
I still listen to the sounds.
Son, how many colors you got that shirt in, bro?
I hate this fucking dirt.
I was stuck.
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Son, how many colors you got that shirt in, bro?
I hate this fucking shit.
How many colors you get that shirt in?
I really think that's a good thing.
This is a different shirt.
It's not a different shirt, Al.
It's a different shirt.
Al, go to the wide so they can see your shirt.
This is a different shirt.
That's someone's auntie's fucking curtain, bro.
You do like this one.
Nah, the other one was better real quick.
You want my honest answer, or do you want like the funny answer for the podcast?
Funny answer for the pod.
Funny answer for the pod is no, I don't like that shirt.
Okay, honest answer.
Honest answer is...
No, I don't like that shirt.
No, no.
It's really bad, bro.
The other one was sexy, bro.
You had the colors popping.
You look like you're wearing a fat bitch's panties.
I fucking hate it.
Bro, I hate it, yo.
Bro, it's a tricky shirt.
It's a tricky shirt.
It's tricky.
I don't know what's going on.
It's tricky, like it looks like a magic eye painting.
It looks like you could look at it real close, and then if you pulled away, you might be able to see something.
Fire.
That's fire.
I don't think so.
Yeah, it's fire.
This guy dressed like Waldo telling me about my shirt.
Fuck out.
I do look like a lot of stuff.
Some nerd like Waldo.
And then you got this guy with fucking galoshes on his feet.
Don't talk to me about my fucking shirt.
What the fuck are those, son?
Fuck your shirt.
Let him get his shots off.
That's another fucking mirror fucking.
Just let him get his shit out.
I saw you had a little rhythm going.
I was like, all right, let him start to smoke.
Let him start to go.
You know what Alex?
Go around the room.
Get a nice shot.
Click, click!
We spin it!
Keep going, Alex.
You talk about, you killed the momentum right now.
I didn't kill no fucking momentum, bro.
We got this back.
Come on.
We're going to talk about it.
We're going to get there with your shirt.
We're going to get it all back on this shirt.
I'm just trying to figure out what your shirt is meant to be.
What is it meant to be?
What was the attempt?
You don't even know.
Said it's a shirt.
Thanks, Al.
The fly fire ass shirt.
Did they come in a pack?
Was there like a starter HIV pack or something?
What did they come in?
Like, how did you get the shirts?
Because I know you bought them together.
You didn't buy one and then the other one.
Nah.
Well, actually, my shorty ordered it.
So I don't know where she got it from.
I don't know.
Did she think it was leggings?
That was all right.
She ordered them for you.
Yeah.
I don't know where if she got it together or not, but they're dope.
It's a dope shirt.
Okay.
All right.
We'll get off the shirt.
Yeah, that's it.
We'll get off the shirt.
Alex is standing away free.
Y'all got nothing for it.
Because it's that fly.
That's what.
It's not that fly.
And I hate how many buttons you've unbuttoned.
I hate that.
That's the thing I don't like.
I'm going to slowly just take it.
That's yours.
More and more.
I'll tell you.
The best part, bro, is that Al dresses for the pod only waist up.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, yeah.
Shoes got mismatched socks.
He got bashful shorts.
Like some gross ass athletic shorts.
Don't make me sad.
They didn't stand up.
Stand up and show him the whole fit, bro.
Stand up and show him the whole fit.
Now I'm about to kill y'all.
Look at this.
Bro, what's that?
What's that?
A little small access.
Don't say gold, gold.
I'm killing out here.
All right, sit down, bro.
I can't take this anymore.
I am a hater.
I'm a hater on that.
Anyway, where were we?
What were we talking about?
Kamala?
He got nothing.
Yeah, we're talking about Kamala.
Fucking stupid ass shirt.
Look like Tony North Dakota out there.
All right, that was decent.
That was decent.
That's funny when somebody says, that's decent.
Instead of laughing.
All right, I'm getting too confident right now.
Now we got to knock it down.
We got to take this down.
I really need to take him what this shirt is.
I need to take him what this shirt is.
I need to laser beam into what this shirt is.
I need to find a different way.
There's a lot of different patches there.
There's a lot.
What?
What, Mark?
Your analysis of this is just...
It's a lot of different patches.
There's a lot of different.
It's what?
Mark said, it's breathtaking.
I didn't come in.
Yo, everybody's kicking up on me now.
This wasn't important.
This action.
The point is that to make for Al's shirt.
Why'd it switch all of a sudden?
All right, seriously.
Come on, let's talk about something else.
So we're done with the Kamala situation.
No, I think I'm coming back to your shirt in a little bit.
We're going to get back to that shirt.
I think it's fucked up.
Like, sure, maybe she's not the descendant of slave owners directly, but her ancestors were rapists, which is also fucked up.
Oh, shit.
Do you need to be responsible for your rapist ancestors?
If you're the descendant of a rapist, yo, this is an interesting point.
I mean, obviously not, but yes.
But if you're the descendant of slave owners, right?
If you're the descendant of rapists, what's the deal?
Are you responsible for that?
But she's also the descendant of rapees.
Yo, your shirt got rapies, bro.
Fucking animals.
There we go.
That was good.
We're coming back, baby.
We're fucking coming back.
All right, let's go.
She got to take credit for both.
Raper and the person who got raped.
Ah, so they cancel each other out.
It's like negative numbers.
Boom.
Got you.
Okay.
And then she got slavery on both sides, so both of those cancel each other out.
She's talking about Martin Luther King.
On the Indian side, Trust.
Did that shirt come with a bowl to put in your underlining?
Blood Diamond Paradox00:01:42
Now we're going, baby.
I should have worn the whole outfit.
Now we're going.
Some gold coils to wrap around your fucking neck to push the shoulder blades.
Dude, I need to know what else came with that shirt for real.
It's just a shirt, brother.
A three-year-old without a hand?
Nah, it wasn't that good.
There's some blood diamond in that shirt, bro.
I got shit working right now.
They just like these shirts.
I'm trying to understand what you're referring to.
Like, I don't want to admit I don't get the reference.
So I'm like, yo, you know what?
If you didn't say blood diamond, I was going to be like, when he said blood diamond, I said, one of the tribal chicks that got the fucking bowl in their underlip.
It's like a mean thing.
You know what I mean?
I want to pretend I do for the sake of this podcast.
But the other thought I had was, it ain't worth taking no risks, fashionably, on this podcast.
It ain't worth it.
Sometimes that shit's safe.
Nah, you got to go for it, bro.
Go for it.
Cucking me.
I'm out here, bro.
Yes, sir.
This is me.
I'm out.
I got literally trying to blend in.
I said, hey, I got so scared of getting ripped.
He's camouflaged.
Sing back into this middle.
Like Homer?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God.
Okay, let's go.
Yo, this is what I was going to say about Kamo, though.
Man, shut the fuck up.
For your fucking opinions about politics.
I will just call her dad black when he's white.
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