Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Kamala’s Slave-Owning Roots Are Good... For Biden | Patreon Sample
Aired: 2020-08-14
Duration: 18:59


=== Making Her Racist (06:23) ===

[00:00:00]  What up people?
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[00:00:23]  Yo, what's up, Patreon?
[00:00:24]  How y'all doing, family?
[00:00:26]  Hope everybody's doing well.
[00:00:27]  Let's get right into it.
[00:00:29]  Because we got a spicy take, man.
[00:00:31]  Listen, I got a very spicy take.
[00:00:33]  Okay, because I don't know if y'all know this, everybody listening at home, but they've already tried to position Kamala Harris as the one thing that you thought they could never position her as.
[00:00:46]  Boy.
[00:00:46]  Racist, right?
[00:00:48]  You know what I mean?
[00:00:48]  Like, that is usually the liberal tactic, right?
[00:00:51]  That's the left-wing tactic.
[00:00:52]  You find a way to tie them to slavery.
[00:00:53]  Remember when Ben Affleck found out that his great-great-grandparents used to own slaves or some shit, right?
[00:00:58]  Al, how do you feel about that?
[00:01:00]  I mean, whatever.
[00:01:01]  That's the past.
[00:01:03]  You know what'd be funny if he was like, he was the worst Batman.
[00:01:05]  I'll say that.
[00:01:06]  Please stop taking it out of here.
[00:01:08]  Take it out now.
[00:01:09]  Fuck the town.
[00:01:11]  Just slow down.
[00:01:12]  That was fired out.
[00:01:13]  That was fire.
[00:01:14]  You know what the illustration that movie real quick is when Ben Affleck goes to Jeremy Renner and he's like, yo, we got to do some shit.
[00:01:20]  We're going to hurt some people.
[00:01:21]  It's going to be illegal.
[00:01:22]  And that's all you can know.
[00:01:22]  You can't ask me another question.
[00:01:23]  We're taking your cars a month.
[00:01:24]  Whose car are we taking?
[00:01:25]  Yeah, he did that for an episode of Guy Code.
[00:01:28]  Did he?
[00:01:28]  Earlier, there was like about friendship.
[00:01:30]  And I was like, this movie encapsulates friendship right there.
[00:01:33]  Trying to be fucking poor.
[00:01:34]  They're both poor, but they got cars.
[00:01:36]  Your car or my car.
[00:01:38]  Fuck out of here.
[00:01:38]  Other bank robbers.
[00:01:39]  Anyway, so basically, they're like, there's no way we got this black chick.
[00:01:44]  Are they going to find a way to make her racist?
[00:01:46]  Right.
[00:01:46]  How could you make the black woman racist?
[00:01:49]  Right?
[00:01:49]  You could say she's a cop.
[00:01:51]  That's what they've been saying about her.
[00:01:52]  But you can't make her racist, right?
[00:01:55]  No way.
[00:01:56]  It's possible to make her racist.
[00:01:58]  Okay.
[00:01:58]  Well, Dinesh Saluza, what is it?
[00:02:02]  D'Souza.
[00:02:02]  Dinesh D'Souza.
[00:02:04]  Yeah.
[00:02:04]  Who Akash has coined as the Indian Candace Owens.
[00:02:08]  Yeah.
[00:02:08]  Okay.
[00:02:09]  Yeah.
[00:02:10]  Yeah.
[00:02:10]  So we have to clarify it.
[00:02:11]  He had a fire argument, right?
[00:02:14]  He traced the lineage of Kamala's family, her heritage.
[00:02:18]  So she's both Jamaican and Indian.
[00:02:20]  Yes.
[00:02:20]  Okay.
[00:02:21]  He traced the Jamaican legacy, obviously back to Jamaica, but specifically, she's a descendant of this dude named Hamilton Brown, who was the largest slave owner in all of Jamaica.
[00:02:34]  Apparently has a town named after him in Jamaica.
[00:02:36]  Oh shit.
[00:02:37]  Wow.
[00:02:38]  He got a statue.
[00:02:40]  Take that bitch down.
[00:02:41]  Let's do it.
[00:02:42]  I'm just saying, this is very interesting.
[00:02:44]  And then, wait a minute, it doesn't stop there.
[00:02:46]  I saw another thing.
[00:02:47]  I saw another thing real quick.
[00:02:49]  And then her mother's side, they're Brahmins.
[00:02:52]  Oh, yeah.
[00:02:53]  Brahmin is the highest caste.
[00:02:55]  And for thousands of years, Akash, they exploited millions of low-caste untouchables, did they not?
[00:03:01]  They did.
[00:03:02]  My dad literally said to my girl yesterday, one of the main reasons her religion formed Sicky is because Brahmins were just fucking up.
[00:03:09]  They were just really taking advantage of it.
[00:03:10]  And the sicky people, the Punjabis, need to protect.
[00:03:13]  And they're about equality.
[00:03:14]  So they were like, yeah, we're not doing that.
[00:03:16]  We're not doing that.
[00:03:16]  Punjabin.
[00:03:17]  They're being the ones that were exploiting.
[00:03:19]  That's their people.
[00:03:20]  That's on both sides.
[00:03:22]  This bitch is double slavery.
[00:03:24]  And here's my take.
[00:03:27]  This bitch is double slavery, but here's my take.
[00:03:29]  Double O slavery.
[00:03:32]  But here's my take.
[00:03:34]  Trump thinks that this isn't going to work for his audience.
[00:03:39]  I think this is going to steal the votes.
[00:03:41]  I think Trump's people are going to like, yeah, you talk about it.
[00:03:44]  This bitch beats about it, bro.
[00:03:46]  You ain't owe no people.
[00:03:49]  Same.
[00:03:49]  You're going to lock up black people.
[00:03:51]  We got the most locking up black people ass chicks ever.
[00:03:54]  You say you're going to lock up like, she ain't never freed him.
[00:03:58]  I ain't always been locked up with her.
[00:04:00]  This is how they can steal the vote.
[00:04:02]  Yo, yo, real talk.
[00:04:04]  Her grandfather is one of the most like, well, old form of slavery, one of the biggest slave owners back then.
[00:04:09]  And modern slavery is what?
[00:04:10]  The prison system.
[00:04:11]  Who locked up more people than anybody?
[00:04:13]  Who's the biggest modern slave plantation owner?
[00:04:17]  That's right.
[00:04:18]  13.
[00:04:18]  Politics right now.
[00:04:20]  13th.
[00:04:20]  Thank you, Anna Duvernay.
[00:04:22]  That's right.
[00:04:22]  Dunerve.
[00:04:23]  Dunerve.
[00:04:24]  D'Souza.
[00:04:25]  D'Anuzi.
[00:04:27]  All sound like dishes at fucking Kamala's house.
[00:04:32]  Real talk.
[00:04:33]  So this is crazy.
[00:04:34]  Kamala, descendant of one exploitive class, another exploit, like two basic, would it be slavery?
[00:04:44]  I don't know enough Indian history to call it that.
[00:04:46]  It ain't not slavery.
[00:04:47]  It ain't not.
[00:04:48]  Yep.
[00:04:48]  It ain't not slavery.
[00:04:50]  So the direct descendant of two slave owners, if you will, finds her way into the closest thing that exists to slavery in America and excels the top of her class.
[00:05:04]  He's the Hamilton Brown of modern U.S. politics.
[00:05:07]  Whoa.
[00:05:08]  I'm just saying, Biden knows how to pick them.
[00:05:14]  Not as good as the people that Kamala's family enslaved.
[00:05:21]  Yo, how often do you think Biden just wakes up out of one of his all-shapers and then he just looks at Kamala and he's like, well, I think we'll just take some sandwiches to us.
[00:05:34]  We're a little bit hungrier than the grandmother.
[00:05:36]  Oh my God.
[00:05:37]  Bro, it is crazy.
[00:05:38]  Like, you gotta, on some serious shit, you have to give it up for the lengths that these psychos will go to cancel you.
[00:05:48]  Dog, they're nice at this marketing.
[00:05:51]  It is pretty good.
[00:05:52]  It's good.
[00:05:53]  And he said some shit early on in the video that I laughed at when he was like, she's supposedly African-American, which sounds so crazy.
[00:05:59]  But then he talks about how like you tie the African-American identity to slavery.
[00:06:03]  Not only is she not African-American, she's Jamaican display.
[00:06:06]  She's not African-American.
[00:06:07]  She's with Jamaican descent, so she's not African American.
[00:06:09]  So he disproves it there.
[00:06:11]  And then he says, she's not even tied to slavery.
[00:06:13]  She's tied to slave ownership.
[00:06:16]  Her easiest comeback would just be like, my great-great-grandmother got raped.
[00:06:22]  That works for both cultures.

=== Canceling Ryan Reynolds (10:54) ===

[00:06:23]  No, but you could just say that.
[00:06:25]  Go on.
[00:06:26]  What did he just say that the grandmother got raped by the slave owner?
[00:06:28]  That's the tie to the lineage.
[00:06:30]  And boom, that's her comeback right there.
[00:06:32]  No.
[00:06:33]  No, no, no.
[00:06:34]  The father side, Hamilton Brown, was a black dude.
[00:06:38]  Yeah, but I'm talking about.
[00:06:39]  Right?
[00:06:39]  I think.
[00:06:40]  Can we look that up?
[00:06:40]  I don't think it was like.
[00:06:42]  And then the mother side.
[00:06:43]  Oh, it wasn't white slave owner?
[00:06:45]  No, I don't think so.
[00:06:46]  Jamaican slave owner.
[00:06:46]  Slavery.
[00:06:47]  Yeah.
[00:06:47]  It was a plantation in Jamaica, I guess?
[00:06:49]  I didn't know.
[00:06:49]  Yeah.
[00:06:49]  We should probably look at it.
[00:06:50]  We should look all this shit up.
[00:06:51]  Mark, please fact-check this.
[00:06:52]  But this is this is a very actually important distinction because this could open up the can of worms that is uh-oh, everybody's on slaves.
[00:07:06]  And it is an important thing to talk about because when that happens, you start tearing apart past.
[00:07:12]  You start, you stop tearing apart fucking Ben Affleck because great-great-great-grandparents on somebody's side had slaves.
[00:07:18]  You stop tearing apart.
[00:07:20]  What was that actor that ended up having his wedding at a plantation?
[00:07:23]  Oh, what's his Ryan Reynolds?
[00:07:24]  Ryan Reynolds, like handsome son of a bitch.
[00:07:26]  That motherfucker handsome, bro.
[00:07:28]  Motherfucker handsome.
[00:07:28]  He's that dude.
[00:07:29]  Yeah, he is that dude.
[00:07:30]  But real talk.
[00:07:32]  Oh, no, I'm thinking about the other one.
[00:07:33]  No, no, no.
[00:07:34]  Whoever, they're both handsome then.
[00:07:35]  I don't know what you think about.
[00:07:37]  But Ryan Reynolds.
[00:07:37]  Who's the other Ryan Reynolds?
[00:07:39]  Who's the other Ryan Reynolds?
[00:07:41]  That's mad Ryan Reynolds.
[00:07:42]  No, there's Ryan Reynolds, and then there's the other Ryan Reynolds.
[00:07:48]  Ryan Gosling?
[00:07:49]  Ryan Gosling.
[00:07:50]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:07:50]  That Ryan Reynolds I like better.
[00:07:53]  Ryan Reynolds Gosling is fine.
[00:07:57]  And he's kind of badass.
[00:07:58]  He's kind of badass.
[00:08:00]  But Ryan Reynolds is pointer.
[00:08:01]  Nah, he's not fine.
[00:08:02]  He's just like, you like personality.
[00:08:04]  No, you like personality.
[00:08:05]  Look at that personality.
[00:08:07]  You want someone to like crack jokes around you.
[00:08:10]  Make me laugh.
[00:08:10]  That's what you want.
[00:08:12]  I just want a quiet finding.
[00:08:14]  You want a quiet, fine joke.
[00:08:15]  Can we take it to the jury?
[00:08:17]  What you guys think?
[00:08:17]  Who's cuter?
[00:08:19]  Gosling.
[00:08:20]  I see both of them as Ryan Reynolds in my brain, so I don't know which one is what you're doing.
[00:08:23]  That's why I'm laughing.
[00:08:24]  Gosling.
[00:08:24]  The notebook guy.
[00:08:25]  He gets it.
[00:08:26]  That's gosling.
[00:08:27]  Why he gets it?
[00:08:28]  Because he made me cry.
[00:08:28]  That's conclusions.
[00:08:30]  I'm saying.
[00:08:30]  Y'all going off emotions.
[00:08:32]  You want some goofy clown by you all the time.
[00:08:35]  No, we want a stoic.
[00:08:36]  I want some I. James Bond.
[00:08:38]  I want I candy.
[00:08:39]  James Bond.
[00:08:39]  I want meat.
[00:08:40]  Shaking Oster.
[00:08:42]  That's what I want.
[00:08:43]  I'll stir Ryan Reynolds out.
[00:08:44]  I don't want someone to drink something goofy.
[00:08:47]  That's what Ryan Reynolds is going to do.
[00:08:49]  You can't get past Van Wilder.
[00:08:50]  Say what?
[00:08:51]  Yo, that's it.
[00:08:52]  Van Wilder was late.
[00:08:53]  I think Ryan Reynolds got it, bro.
[00:08:54]  Nah, get up.
[00:08:54]  Thank you, yo.
[00:08:55]  Yeah, y'all out of your mind.
[00:08:57]  Y'all out of your minds.
[00:08:58]  His most successful role, he wore a mask in the middle.
[00:09:00]  You keep talking about burns all over his face.
[00:09:02]  You keep talking about.
[00:09:03]  That's his most successful role.
[00:09:09]  It's his most successful role.
[00:09:10]  He's a burn victim, and then he has a rash.
[00:09:12]  I need success when I'm fucking dudes.
[00:09:14]  No, no, I need success, bro.
[00:09:15]  You ain't gonna get this ass.
[00:09:17]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:09:17]  You ain't gonna get this ass if you broke.
[00:09:19]  What's the whap?
[00:09:20]  Hey, yo, you know what I mean?
[00:09:22]  I got some wet-ass pancreas.
[00:09:24]  You're not gonna get up in that wet-ass pancreas.
[00:09:27]  I got that wet ass prostate.
[00:09:28]  That's what I was looking for.
[00:09:29]  Time to get checked.
[00:09:31]  Speaking of white dudes, Hamilton Brown was an Irish guy.
[00:09:35]  Yeah.
[00:09:36]  Black Irish.
[00:09:41]  Nah, he was white?
[00:09:42]  Yeah.
[00:09:43]  Yo, forget everything we just said, y'all.
[00:09:45]  Seth D'Souza is a sellout.
[00:09:48]  He's an untouchable.
[00:09:49]  You want nothing to do with him.
[00:09:50]  Yo, here's what I will say, though.
[00:09:52]  I thought it was good Marshall.
[00:09:52]  Damn, I thought that was a fire line, bro.
[00:09:55]  The whole time I'm thinking, I'm like, all right.
[00:09:57]  Are you sure you're not looking up a different Hamilton Brown, bro?
[00:10:00]  You'd not think about the guy, Hamilton, Alexander, that they made the play about?
[00:10:03]  There's Alexander Hamilton.
[00:10:04]  There's a rapper named Hamilton, I think, in Brooklyn.
[00:10:07]  Yeah, no, you just started.
[00:10:09]  So that's all slaps.
[00:10:11]  I still listen to the sounds.
[00:10:13]  Son, how many colors you got that shirt in, bro?
[00:10:15]  I hate this fucking dirt.
[00:10:16]  I was stuck.
[00:10:17]  All right, we're going to take a break for a second, guys.
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[00:10:22]  You already know what it is.
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[00:10:24]  You and your girl locked in.
[00:10:26]  I know shit isn't as sweet maybe as it used to be.
[00:10:28]  Maybe you're out there struggling with this, you know, redundancy, if you will.
[00:10:32]  Maybe she stops shaving certain parts of her body because she's getting comfortable, but it doesn't matter.
[00:10:37]  You still need to deliver the hard D, okay?
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[00:11:09]  Maybe you're out there dating now that the quarantine, now that the corona is kind of like trickled down a little bit, you're out there dating and you want to deliver the best dick of your life to start.
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[00:11:41]  Son, how many colors you got that shirt in, bro?
[00:11:43]  I hate this fucking shit.
[00:11:45]  How many colors you get that shirt in?
[00:11:47]  I really think that's a good thing.
[00:11:48]  This is a different shirt.
[00:11:49]  It's not a different shirt, Al.
[00:11:51]  It's a different shirt.
[00:11:51]  Al, go to the wide so they can see your shirt.
[00:11:54]  This is a different shirt.
[00:11:54]  That's someone's auntie's fucking curtain, bro.
[00:12:00]  You do like this one.
[00:12:01]  Nah, the other one was better real quick.
[00:12:02]  You want my honest answer, or do you want like the funny answer for the podcast?
[00:12:05]  Funny answer for the pod.
[00:12:06]  Funny answer for the pod is no, I don't like that shirt.
[00:12:09]  Okay, honest answer.
[00:12:10]  Honest answer is...
[00:12:12]  No, I don't like that shirt.
[00:12:13]  No, no.
[00:12:14]  It's really bad, bro.
[00:12:18]  The other one was sexy, bro.
[00:12:20]  You had the colors popping.
[00:12:21]  You look like you're wearing a fat bitch's panties.
[00:12:24]  I fucking hate it.
[00:12:25]  Bro, I hate it, yo.
[00:12:26]  Bro, it's a tricky shirt.
[00:12:28]  It's a tricky shirt.
[00:12:29]  It's tricky.
[00:12:30]  I don't know what's going on.
[00:12:31]  It's tricky, like it looks like a magic eye painting.
[00:12:33]  It looks like you could look at it real close, and then if you pulled away, you might be able to see something.
[00:12:38]  Fire.
[00:12:39]  That's fire.
[00:12:40]  I don't think so.
[00:12:40]  Yeah, it's fire.
[00:12:41]  This guy dressed like Waldo telling me about my shirt.
[00:12:43]  Fuck out.
[00:12:45]  I do look like a lot of stuff.
[00:12:47]  Some nerd like Waldo.
[00:12:51]  And then you got this guy with fucking galoshes on his feet.
[00:12:54]  Don't talk to me about my fucking shirt.
[00:12:55]  What the fuck are those, son?
[00:12:57]  Fuck your shirt.
[00:12:58]  Let him get his shots off.
[00:12:59]  That's another fucking mirror fucking.
[00:13:02]  Just let him get his shit out.
[00:13:04]  I saw you had a little rhythm going.
[00:13:05]  I was like, all right, let him start to smoke.
[00:13:08]  Let him start to go.
[00:13:09]  You know what Alex?
[00:13:10]  Go around the room.
[00:13:11]  Get a nice shot.
[00:13:13]  Click, click!
[00:13:16]  We spin it!
[00:13:22]  Keep going, Alex.
[00:13:23]  You talk about, you killed the momentum right now.
[00:13:24]  I didn't kill no fucking momentum, bro.
[00:13:26]  We got this back.
[00:13:26]  Come on.
[00:13:27]  We're going to talk about it.
[00:13:28]  We're going to get there with your shirt.
[00:13:31]  We're going to get it all back on this shirt.
[00:13:33]  I'm just trying to figure out what your shirt is meant to be.
[00:13:36]  What is it meant to be?
[00:13:37]  What was the attempt?
[00:13:40]  You don't even know.
[00:13:42]  Said it's a shirt.
[00:13:43]  Thanks, Al.
[00:13:44]  The fly fire ass shirt.
[00:13:46]  Did they come in a pack?
[00:13:48]  Was there like a starter HIV pack or something?
[00:13:54]  What did they come in?
[00:13:55]  Like, how did you get the shirts?
[00:13:57]  Because I know you bought them together.
[00:13:58]  You didn't buy one and then the other one.
[00:13:59]  Nah.
[00:14:00]  Well, actually, my shorty ordered it.
[00:14:02]  So I don't know where she got it from.
[00:14:03]  I don't know.
[00:14:04]  Did she think it was leggings?
[00:14:07]  That was all right.
[00:14:11]  She ordered them for you.
[00:14:12]  Yeah.
[00:14:13]  I don't know where if she got it together or not, but they're dope.
[00:14:16]  It's a dope shirt.
[00:14:17]  Okay.
[00:14:17]  All right.
[00:14:18]  We'll get off the shirt.
[00:14:19]  Yeah, that's it.
[00:14:19]  We'll get off the shirt.
[00:14:20]  Alex is standing away free.
[00:14:23]  Y'all got nothing for it.
[00:14:24]  Because it's that fly.
[00:14:25]  That's what.
[00:14:25]  It's not that fly.
[00:14:26]  And I hate how many buttons you've unbuttoned.
[00:14:28]  I hate that.
[00:14:28]  That's the thing I don't like.
[00:14:29]  I'm going to slowly just take it.
[00:14:31]  That's yours.
[00:14:31]  More and more.
[00:14:32]  I'll tell you.
[00:14:32]  The best part, bro, is that Al dresses for the pod only waist up.
[00:14:36]  Oh, yeah.
[00:14:36]  Oh, absolutely.
[00:14:37]  Oh, yeah.
[00:14:38]  Shoes got mismatched socks.
[00:14:40]  He got bashful shorts.
[00:14:41]  Like some gross ass athletic shorts.
[00:14:44]  Don't make me sad.
[00:14:45]  They didn't stand up.
[00:14:46]  Stand up and show him the whole fit, bro.
[00:14:48]  Stand up and show him the whole fit.
[00:14:50]  Now I'm about to kill y'all.
[00:14:53]  Look at this.
[00:14:54]  Bro, what's that?
[00:14:56]  What's that?
[00:14:57]  A little small access.
[00:14:59]  Don't say gold, gold.
[00:15:01]  I'm killing out here.
[00:15:02]  All right, sit down, bro.
[00:15:03]  I can't take this anymore.
[00:15:05]  I am a hater.
[00:15:06]  I'm a hater on that.
[00:15:08]  Anyway, where were we?
[00:15:10]  What were we talking about?
[00:15:11]  Kamala?
[00:15:13]  He got nothing.
[00:15:13]  Yeah, we're talking about Kamala.
[00:15:15]  Fucking stupid ass shirt.
[00:15:18]  Look like Tony North Dakota out there.
[00:15:20]  All right, that was decent.
[00:15:22]  That was decent.
[00:15:24]  That's funny when somebody says, that's decent.
[00:15:26]  Instead of laughing.
[00:15:27]  All right, I'm getting too confident right now.
[00:15:29]  Now we got to knock it down.
[00:15:30]  We got to take this down.
[00:15:31]  I really need to take him what this shirt is.
[00:15:34]  I need to take him what this shirt is.
[00:15:35]  I need to laser beam into what this shirt is.
[00:15:38]  I need to find a different way.
[00:15:39]  There's a lot of different patches there.
[00:15:42]  There's a lot.
[00:15:43]  What?
[00:15:44]  What, Mark?
[00:15:45]  Your analysis of this is just...
[00:15:47]  It's a lot of different patches.
[00:15:48]  There's a lot of different.
[00:15:50]  It's what?
[00:15:51]  Mark said, it's breathtaking.
[00:15:52]  I didn't come in.
[00:15:53]  Yo, everybody's kicking up on me now.
[00:15:55]  This wasn't important.
[00:15:55]  This action.
[00:15:57]  The point is that to make for Al's shirt.
[00:16:00]  Why'd it switch all of a sudden?
[00:16:04]  All right, seriously.
[00:16:04]  Come on, let's talk about something else.
[00:16:06]  So we're done with the Kamala situation.
[00:16:08]  No, I think I'm coming back to your shirt in a little bit.
[00:16:10]  We're going to get back to that shirt.
[00:16:11]  I think it's fucked up.
[00:16:12]  Like, sure, maybe she's not the descendant of slave owners directly, but her ancestors were rapists, which is also fucked up.
[00:16:20]  Oh, shit.
[00:16:21]  Do you need to be responsible for your rapist ancestors?
[00:16:25]  If you're the descendant of a rapist, yo, this is an interesting point.
[00:16:29]  I mean, obviously not, but yes.
[00:16:31]  But if you're the descendant of slave owners, right?
[00:16:34]  If you're the descendant of rapists, what's the deal?
[00:16:36]  Are you responsible for that?
[00:16:38]  But she's also the descendant of rapees.
[00:16:42]  Yo, your shirt got rapies, bro.
[00:16:44]  Fucking animals.
[00:16:46]  There we go.
[00:16:46]  That was good.
[00:16:47]  We're coming back, baby.
[00:16:49]  We're fucking coming back.
[00:16:50]  All right, let's go.
[00:16:51]  She got to take credit for both.
[00:16:53]  Raper and the person who got raped.
[00:16:55]  Ah, so they cancel each other out.
[00:16:58]  It's like negative numbers.
[00:16:59]  Boom.
[00:16:59]  Got you.
[00:17:00]  Okay.
[00:17:00]  And then she got slavery on both sides, so both of those cancel each other out.
[00:17:03]  She's talking about Martin Luther King.
[00:17:05]  On the Indian side, Trust.
[00:17:07]  Did that shirt come with a bowl to put in your underlining?

=== Blood Diamond Paradox (01:42) ===

[00:17:17]  Now we're going, baby.
[00:17:18]  I should have worn the whole outfit.
[00:17:21]  Now we're going.
[00:17:22]  Some gold coils to wrap around your fucking neck to push the shoulder blades.
[00:17:27]  Dude, I need to know what else came with that shirt for real.
[00:17:31]  It's just a shirt, brother.
[00:17:32]  A three-year-old without a hand?
[00:17:36]  Nah, it wasn't that good.
[00:17:39]  There's some blood diamond in that shirt, bro.
[00:17:41]  I got shit working right now.
[00:17:45]  They just like these shirts.
[00:17:47]  I'm trying to understand what you're referring to.
[00:17:49]  Like, I don't want to admit I don't get the reference.
[00:17:51]  So I'm like, yo, you know what?
[00:17:53]  If you didn't say blood diamond, I was going to be like, when he said blood diamond, I said, one of the tribal chicks that got the fucking bowl in their underlip.
[00:17:59]  It's like a mean thing.
[00:18:00]  You know what I mean?
[00:18:01]  I want to pretend I do for the sake of this podcast.
[00:18:03]  But the other thought I had was, it ain't worth taking no risks, fashionably, on this podcast.
[00:18:07]  It ain't worth it.
[00:18:08]  Sometimes that shit's safe.
[00:18:09]  Nah, you got to go for it, bro.
[00:18:11]  Go for it.
[00:18:12]  Cucking me.
[00:18:13]  I'm out here, bro.
[00:18:15]  Yes, sir.
[00:18:16]  This is me.
[00:18:16]  I'm out.
[00:18:17]  I got literally trying to blend in.
[00:18:20]  I said, hey, I got so scared of getting ripped.
[00:18:23]  He's camouflaged.
[00:18:26]  Sing back into this middle.
[00:18:27]  Like Homer?
[00:18:30]  Oh, fuck.
[00:18:32]  Oh, God.
[00:18:33]  Okay, let's go.
[00:18:33]  Yo, this is what I was going to say about Kamo, though.
[00:18:35]  Man, shut the fuck up.
[00:18:38]  For your fucking opinions about politics.
[00:18:41]  I will just call her dad black when he's white.
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