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July 31, 2020 - Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh
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Trump Isn’t Leaving Office, Win or Lose | Patreon Sample

Sheltie, Akash Singh, Alex Media, and Mark Gagnon dissect Donald Trump's potential refusal to leave office, citing his claims of fraudulent mail-in ballots and speculation that he might become a "dictator" or trigger a military coup. The hosts analyze how political division and economic fears could embolden Democrats to delay the election while Trump's ego drives him to risk civil unrest rather than concede. Ultimately, the discussion suggests that personal ambition may override democratic norms, threatening a peaceful transfer of power regardless of the election outcome. [Automatically generated summary]

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Tough Transfer of Power 00:10:09
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Patreon, what up?
Sheltie here.
Akash Singh, Alex Media, Mark Gagnon.
You know the names.
This asshole Army family here.
Let's get it started.
Listen, I was never one of these people and I always would joke around about these people.
I thought it was ridiculous.
I thought it was absurd.
I thought there's no way in hell it could possibly happen.
But your boy Trump might not be leaving on his schedule out, bro.
He might not.
We ain't.
Go in nowhere.
We ain't go nowhere.
We can't be stopped now.
It's president for life.
Son, this is wild, yo.
So he tweeted.
And look, here's where it's tricky.
Because I'm trying to put myself in his shoes, right?
He's saying the mail-in ballot is going to be fraudulent.
Right.
And you sent a tweet, I think, that had like this story that some local news station did.
Was it you?
Maybe.
That included it?
FA?
Oh, maybe it was FA.
I don't know.
I was watching some video of a guy who mailed in 100 like fake ballots just to the mail office.
What is it called?
Post office.
And he got back like 97 of them.
Right.
So three just were lost.
Right.
Elections get decided by less than 3%.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
So now, granted, who knows what's going on?
And maybe there'll be extra scrutiny when it comes to these mail-in ballots.
Who the fuck knows?
That being said, you got to be a little concerned if you're him.
You know that motherfuckers are willing to say anything about you to potentially discredit you.
The Russia shit, like literally anything that could possibly happen.
They're like, yo, it's warfare out here.
We're going to get you out of here.
So you know the paranoia that he has.
Right.
That being said, that's a dangerous game to play.
Postpone.
He's saying postpone the election so you don't have to do mail-in ballots until we can all go vote.
I mean, yeah, the obvious thing he's trying to do is just stay in power because this is, I think Trump is finally worried.
He's going to lose.
I don't know if you're going to be able to do it.
If you don't think it's a legit concern, he's like, you think it's like, yo, I'm trying to be dictator Trump.
I don't even know if he's trying to be dictator.
I don't want to throw that on him, but I know he's not trying to lose.
Can we be honest?
Right.
If you ranked him in terms of dictators, he would be like one of the most kind.
Benevolent, benevolent dictators.
Oh, my God.
Dictator, son?
Kim Jong-un, Saddam Hussein.
That motherfucker's dead, but still in terms of like, and what about...
He's talking still live?
I was talking in history.
Oh, no, I'm talking about still live.
Current to this day, Joseph Coney is here.
I'm going to give y'all that, but now look at the Democratically.
What about dictator?
Nah, that was a dude.
That was a dude.
That was a dude.
He was dope.
He was out there walking around with baby hands like a keychain, dog.
That's like his hello kitty.
Nah, he was fired.
Out of all the Democratically elected presidents.
No, no, we're not talking about the broadcast.
He's the most dictator-y, though.
Yeah, let's say everything's about perception.
It's like, do you got a fat, skinny bitch or do you got a skinny fat bitch?
We have a very kind dictator.
A dictator-like president, but a kind dictator.
A kind dictator.
Straight benevolence, bro.
I just learned about benevolence.
Son.
That was a word that was matte big that I would like hear and read, but I would never really know what it meant.
But I would friend.
I thought you were talking about the Disney movie with the fucking wage.
I'm like, what this bitch got to do with that?
See, what we need to all the mic, yo, maleficent, bro.
But yo, real talk?
You know what Maleficent was about?
Maleficent was about a dictator that lived in a castle and they want to leave that bitch.
So white coming.
She's worse than Trump's.
Nah, she was bad.
I'll take a hot ass dictator.
Hey, I'm jerking off of this movie.
Getting kicked out the theater.
Yo, but for real, it is looking as if we might have, for the first time in American history, what?
What?
I'm just saying this is wild.
I've never seen a president be like, yo, they're going to cheat.
This is crazy.
Has there ever been a time in American history where there was not a calm transfer of power?
I don't think so.
It's unbelievable that every four years we just hand over the baton to a new motherfucker and there's never any pushback.
The most powerful person in the world literally walks away from all the power, leaves a little envelope on the table for the next president.
Good luck, fam.
That's how horrible it is to be president.
That's what I'm saying.
Because it's like, I think they're like, yo, I'm done with this shit.
Y'all don't want it no more.
Low-key, like one, was not semester, one-term presidents.
Like, we act like, ah, sucks for you.
But low-key, you're like, yo, I'm good, bro.
Joyce Board Sr. living his best life.
Motherfucker was skydiving when he didn't even have legs to land on.
Remember that shit?
Do you remember when he was skydiving looking like Woody when Andy came in the room?
Just crumple at the bottom.
Oh, my God.
But for real, that's crazy that that power is just handed over so easily.
Son, you think there's going to be an easy transfer of power in LA in the podcast when Rogan leaves?
Tom Segura.
British Yan said in the WFC fight right now.
Burt Chrysler is going to be choking each other out in a pod comedy store parking lot over this shit.
Oh, fucking.
Real talk.
It is amazing.
This might be our first tough transfer of power.
Do you think that he denies the rightful heir to the throne, if you will?
Do you think if Biden wins, fucking Biden.
This guy forgot where he was at one of his, what's it called, speeches recently?
He literally said the wrong place.
He goes, oh, it's great to be here in Kings County.
Wait, no, no, that's not Kings.
That's where I worked.
You gotta be weird, though.
He goes, that's where I used to work as a kid.
Oh, okay.
Now this guy's gone.
I thought it's like, if you're just going from state to state, it'd be like, all right, whatever.
This guy is gone.
This guy is gone.
But Democrats understand the only way for America to elect a black female president is like sneaker in on like the whitest white guy ever.
And that really might be the way to do it.
Yeah.
Yo.
I'm here for it.
I don't want Kamala, yo.
Yeah, I don't really.
Why not?
She's just too phony to me.
They're all phony.
Yeah, but at least a Mitchu Indian sometimes, bitch.
Oh, so you would rather not have an Indian president?
Than one who doesn't admit she's Indian?
That's what I'm saying.
She keeps saying Kamala.
Black new man.
That's true.
That's a fact.
You know what I'm saying?
That's a fact.
You told us, never trust an Indian that has a white first name.
That's true.
That's true.
But the white last name is also, well, suspect.
But Harris is her pops, nah.
Yeah, I'm just saying a Mitchu Indian sometimes.
But that is her last name, though.
No, but I'm saying Kamala don't ever talk about the idea she was.
That's what I don't like.
She's Indian like Jamaicans are Indian.
You know, like when some Indian.
I thought she was half.
I thought, and this is how little we know.
I thought her mom was Indian.
Her dad was black.
But I thought she's like West Indian Indian.
Like, yeah, they're Indian, but they lived in Jamaica forever.
Oh, West Indian.
I don't know.
None of us know.
That's crazy.
Gagnon, can you look it up?
Anyway, point is: Trump ain't going nowhere.
Yes.
So do you think that he leaves?
No.
And how does he stay?
You think the army is going to side with Trump?
He has to be protected.
Someone's got to have his back.
If it's going to be a coup, someone's got to protect him.
Yeah, this is interesting.
Her mom was Shaimala Gopalan, a Tamil Indian.
That's yo, she's South Indian.
That's the most Indian.
Dark ass bitch.
And then, where did they meet, though?
I think some, I think, Stanford, maybe.
Oh, so she's going to age real well.
Oh, shit.
Shots fired.
Fuck your wedding, bitch.
Oh, dear.
Come on.
Cut Al's mic.
Fuck your wedding, Akash.
Stupid ass Hindu wedded.
Suck dicks.
Yeah, man.
Whoever made dicks, Vishnu got, I hope you suck all of them shit.
I finally would.
Through my face.
Real talk.
I was salty about that for about a day, bro.
I was salty about that shit.
I was salty.
I can't believe it, yo.
How much did we leave in the episode?
We cut about, hey, Patreon, we cut about 20 or 30 minutes of that episode where your boy was a little bit salty, okay?
Oh, man.
I was salty, bro.
You did.
Only because you built up how big and important Indian weddings are.
You're still at the ceremony.
That's the reception.
That's the big part.
I'm putting a timer on it.
Let me tell y'all.
Four minutes on the clock.
We ain't.
Go ahead.
Let's go.
This is how I'm pulling up to your Zoom wedding.
We ain't.
Go!
We ain't got the Zoom link.
What if I busted into the fucking wedding, no bullshit with like a safari pick in the back?
So I like provided all the animals myself for your Indian wedding.
Like, what if I zoom in?
What if I zoom in?
Yeah.
Well, it's already happened.
The Hindu ceremonies happen.
You're still at the reception.
I don't get what this is.
I don't want to do that.
Three minutes left.
I don't want to cut it.
Where's the reception again?
Near here.
Near here?
Like 30, 40 minutes.
Is it in New Jersey?
Ready to Go War 00:05:52
Yeah, but like right on the battle.
Are you paying for my toll back?
You know what?
Admit it.
Admit that's Indian to me to think about it.
You know what?
Admit that's Indian to me.
Hey, I'll pay for your toll back.
Admit that's not Indian to me to pay for your toll back.
As a cracker ass crack.
I'm just trying to make things right.
All right, bet.
Bet you give me that $16 to hop on that Hollins.
Hey, I'll give you $17.
An extra dollar because I love you.
Come here.
Hey, you want $20 for gas?
You get $20 for gas.
You are Punjabi.
You really are not Hindu no more.
So you went full Punjabi, bro.
Damn, man.
Let me, let's get.
All right, let me bad for committing that blunder.
Let's get back to it.
Let's get back to it.
Let's get back to D Trump not leaving.
Right.
So what happens realistically?
Does he have a conversation with his generals and say, I need you to protect me?
I need you to protect America.
Do not legitimize Biden as president.
I'm not going to hand over power.
Is that how that happens functionally?
I don't know how it happens functionally.
I just think the amount of uproar that will be caused with his supporters.
And these aren't fucking liberals who don't believe in guns.
These are motherfuckers who got guns.
They have sent me many pictures of their guns to let me know.
They're ready to go.
They won't even kill you, though.
Yeah, that's true.
You got a little pussy.
You got a little pussy for not killing me.
Yo, real talk.
Talk that shit on the Patreon.
Talk that shit on the Patreon.
The part that we're giving everybody on YouTube that's going to go into the world.
Y'all ain't do shit to your boy.
You all, it's on.
You all, it's on.
You all.
5'7.
Easy to kill.
Y'all can't do it, pussy.
Whoa.
Yeah, what's your address?
Now you're getting a little crazy.
Not because I'm afraid of them.
I'm afraid of, you know.
Me?
Yeah, dude's trying to fuck.
You know what I mean?
Look, I wonder.
I wonder how he functionally can't leave.
Everybody goes, he's not going to be able to leave this.
In order for him to say he needs some source of power, and it can't be a bunch of hillabillies with guns and like Trump 2020 stickers.
Is that not pretty scary?
No, no.
Scary is different than functionally staying in power.
Functionally, I don't know.
But then, so what do you do if the country, there's this massive civil unrest amongst his supporters and people who want him out?
Yeah.
And they're ready to go to war and we're ready to get him out of here.
And maybe we're ready to go to war.
Does the functionality matter at that point?
Yes.
I do think so.
I'll be honest, I didn't listen to everything you said.
I too now because I was thinking of the next thing I want to say.
Listen to my shit.
And he was on it.
And he was like, I was like, I think it looks like I'm listening.
But then I wasn't.
But go, go.
Start it on the bus.
I've zoned out so many times in my life.
I'm like, I get it.
Let me just run this back.
Go, go, go.
Make that shit.
There's mass civil unrest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Does it matter that they functionally can't get him out?
If like people are already ready to go to war, does it matter?
I was out of sale.
I'm with you, son.
I was with you.
And I think that that would be the biggest blunder.
I think that would be the biggest blunder that Trump has probably committed, right?
Which is the division.
And you could argue that the other side is just as responsible for it.
Right.
Right?
Two-way street when it comes to division.
Yeah.
He's rocking for his people.
The left is rocking for their people.
And nobody's trying to cross the aisle and bring this shit together.
But he has no problem creating that division.
Where Obama was like, hey, listen, let me be everybody's president.
Let's try to get on the same stage.
Everybody, like you said, this is the first time we had somebody being like, nah, I'm not.
I wonder, man.
Maybe since Lincoln, Lincoln was like, nah, Lincoln was the ultimate nah.
And then snatched them back.
Yeah, that's true.
Right?
Y'all ain't going nowhere.
Y'all ain't go nowhere.
You can't be South now because it's USA for life, bro.
I think he can stay in power because he's not the only one who's up for election.
Keep going.
And so right now, anyone who's elected is in the hot seat because the country is upset.
Corona economy, like people are upset.
So they're like, oh, we want new shit.
So anybody who's afraid of losing their job, they'll be like, nah, yeah, let's push this shit back.
Hold up.
Until we recover from Corona.
And then maybe we can talk about having that.
That's a great point.
So now we're talking about two different things.
Will he become a dictator and never leave?
Or will he just get the election pushback?
And everybody thinks that thinks that their seat could be up for grabs is like, nah, push that shit back.
I'm not trying to lose this.
Boom.
Interesting.
And all it's going to take is get to get some support from across the aisle for that.
And I don't think that's that difficult.
All he needs is a few Democratic senators or congressmen to be like, yo, I could potentially lose.
Oh, shit.
All he needs is, you know, what is it, Pelosi or Schumer or one of these like big cats over there to be like, wait a minute, the summons coming from my seat?
Nah, push this shit back.
It's probably safer if we push it back.
And then he extends it, but it doesn't go on forever.
I'm talking about if he is he like, yo, I'm dictator Trump.
And I truly don't think he wants to be in there long enough.
Yeah.
If there's one thing that I got from that interview with Portnoy, he's tired of this shit, yo.
His ego is the only thing holding him in.
If Trump didn't have an ego, granted, he wouldn't be in this position.
Yeah.
But if he didn't have an ego, he would have been said, fuck this.
Here's what's crazy.
I didn't think he wanted to get elected in the first place.
There's arguments.
A lot of people said that.
But now that he's in, he won the first time.
Now he's in.
You could lose.
You don't want to lose.
Delay the election.
Just be out.
You don't want to just be out.
You keep hanging in there.
Ego, bro.
He can't leave.
That's the craziest ego.
Trump wins for five years.
You don't want to do it.
Trump wins.
But how many times do you do that with your girl?
I'll be fighting with my girl all the time.
Not no five years.
Fighting Girl on Speaker 00:01:15
What?
Five years he's been doing this.
With 2015, he started.
Hey, let me be with my girl for five years first.
I can't let you about that.
But I keep on some shit.
Bro, I was fighting with my girl on speaker.
I'm not trying to get back in a fight, but this is a different time.
Maybe it wasn't.
And I'm fighting with my girl on speaker.
I start scrolling Instagram, forget what she's arguing about, but I can't admit it.
I'm distracted.
I've done that shit.
100%.
So I can't admit I'm distracted.
So I got to double down on whatever the fuck she decides we're fighting about.
I'm lost in the game.
I'm lost in the sauce.
Yeah, that's a bad spot to be in.
It's bad.
It's vulnerable.
I've never been in that one.
Oh, dude, I was bad.
I was deep in it.
Yeah.
And you just respawn back in the middle of a fight.
Exactly.
I'm popped up.
And it also doesn't help that you're on Instagram looking at thoughts or whatever.
You see some hot ass fix.
You're like, what am I doing fighting right now?
What am I doing fighting?
Look at all these girls.
Like, she wouldn't argue with me.
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