Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Trump Isn’t Leaving Office, Win or Lose | Patreon Sample Aired: 2020-07-31 Duration: 17:18 === Tough Transfer of Power (10:09) === [00:00:00] What up people? [00:00:00] Sheltie here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. [00:00:04] If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy support where we are doing completely uncensored, flagrant content. [00:00:11] You go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. [00:00:14] With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. [00:00:23] Patreon, what up? [00:00:24] Sheltie here. [00:00:25] Akash Singh, Alex Media, Mark Gagnon. [00:00:27] You know the names. [00:00:28] This asshole Army family here. [00:00:30] Let's get it started. [00:00:33] Listen, I was never one of these people and I always would joke around about these people. [00:00:38] I thought it was ridiculous. [00:00:39] I thought it was absurd. [00:00:40] I thought there's no way in hell it could possibly happen. [00:00:43] But your boy Trump might not be leaving on his schedule out, bro. [00:00:51] He might not. [00:00:54] We ain't. [00:00:57] Go in nowhere. [00:00:59] We ain't go nowhere. [00:01:02] We can't be stopped now. [00:01:04] It's president for life. [00:01:07] Son, this is wild, yo. [00:01:09] So he tweeted. [00:01:11] And look, here's where it's tricky. [00:01:13] Because I'm trying to put myself in his shoes, right? [00:01:15] He's saying the mail-in ballot is going to be fraudulent. [00:01:19] Right. [00:01:20] And you sent a tweet, I think, that had like this story that some local news station did. [00:01:26] Was it you? [00:01:26] Maybe. [00:01:26] That included it? [00:01:27] FA? [00:01:28] Oh, maybe it was FA. [00:01:29] I don't know. [00:01:30] I was watching some video of a guy who mailed in 100 like fake ballots just to the mail office. [00:01:37] What is it called? [00:01:37] Post office. [00:01:38] And he got back like 97 of them. [00:01:40] Right. [00:01:41] So three just were lost. [00:01:43] Right. [00:01:44] Elections get decided by less than 3%. [00:01:46] Yeah. [00:01:47] Right? [00:01:48] Yeah. [00:01:48] So now, granted, who knows what's going on? [00:01:51] And maybe there'll be extra scrutiny when it comes to these mail-in ballots. [00:01:55] Who the fuck knows? [00:01:56] That being said, you got to be a little concerned if you're him. [00:02:00] You know that motherfuckers are willing to say anything about you to potentially discredit you. [00:02:05] The Russia shit, like literally anything that could possibly happen. [00:02:08] They're like, yo, it's warfare out here. [00:02:10] We're going to get you out of here. [00:02:11] So you know the paranoia that he has. [00:02:13] Right. [00:02:14] That being said, that's a dangerous game to play. [00:02:18] Postpone. [00:02:19] He's saying postpone the election so you don't have to do mail-in ballots until we can all go vote. [00:02:25] I mean, yeah, the obvious thing he's trying to do is just stay in power because this is, I think Trump is finally worried. [00:02:30] He's going to lose. [00:02:31] I don't know if you're going to be able to do it. [00:02:32] If you don't think it's a legit concern, he's like, you think it's like, yo, I'm trying to be dictator Trump. [00:02:36] I don't even know if he's trying to be dictator. [00:02:38] I don't want to throw that on him, but I know he's not trying to lose. [00:02:41] Can we be honest? [00:02:42] Right. [00:02:44] If you ranked him in terms of dictators, he would be like one of the most kind. [00:02:48] Benevolent, benevolent dictators. [00:02:51] Oh, my God. [00:02:51] Dictator, son? [00:02:52] Kim Jong-un, Saddam Hussein. [00:02:55] That motherfucker's dead, but still in terms of like, and what about... [00:02:58] He's talking still live? [00:02:59] I was talking in history. [00:03:01] Oh, no, I'm talking about still live. [00:03:02] Current to this day, Joseph Coney is here. [00:03:04] I'm going to give y'all that, but now look at the Democratically. [00:03:07] What about dictator? [00:03:11] Nah, that was a dude. [00:03:12] That was a dude. [00:03:13] That was a dude. [00:03:14] He was dope. [00:03:16] He was out there walking around with baby hands like a keychain, dog. [00:03:20] That's like his hello kitty. [00:03:22] Nah, he was fired. [00:03:24] Out of all the Democratically elected presidents. [00:03:27] No, no, we're not talking about the broadcast. [00:03:28] He's the most dictator-y, though. [00:03:30] Yeah, let's say everything's about perception. [00:03:33] It's like, do you got a fat, skinny bitch or do you got a skinny fat bitch? [00:03:37] We have a very kind dictator. [00:03:40] A dictator-like president, but a kind dictator. [00:03:42] A kind dictator. [00:03:43] Straight benevolence, bro. [00:03:45] I just learned about benevolence. [00:03:47] Son. [00:03:48] That was a word that was matte big that I would like hear and read, but I would never really know what it meant. [00:03:52] But I would friend. [00:03:53] I thought you were talking about the Disney movie with the fucking wage. [00:03:59] I'm like, what this bitch got to do with that? [00:04:03] See, what we need to all the mic, yo, maleficent, bro. [00:04:08] But yo, real talk? [00:04:09] You know what Maleficent was about? [00:04:11] Maleficent was about a dictator that lived in a castle and they want to leave that bitch. [00:04:14] So white coming. [00:04:15] She's worse than Trump's. [00:04:17] Nah, she was bad. [00:04:20] I'll take a hot ass dictator. [00:04:24] Hey, I'm jerking off of this movie. [00:04:26] Getting kicked out the theater. [00:04:28] Yo, but for real, it is looking as if we might have, for the first time in American history, what? [00:04:37] What? [00:04:38] I'm just saying this is wild. [00:04:39] I've never seen a president be like, yo, they're going to cheat. [00:04:43] This is crazy. [00:04:44] Has there ever been a time in American history where there was not a calm transfer of power? [00:04:50] I don't think so. [00:04:52] It's unbelievable that every four years we just hand over the baton to a new motherfucker and there's never any pushback. [00:04:59] The most powerful person in the world literally walks away from all the power, leaves a little envelope on the table for the next president. [00:05:06] Good luck, fam. [00:05:07] That's how horrible it is to be president. [00:05:09] That's what I'm saying. [00:05:11] Because it's like, I think they're like, yo, I'm done with this shit. [00:05:13] Y'all don't want it no more. [00:05:15] Low-key, like one, was not semester, one-term presidents. [00:05:19] Like, we act like, ah, sucks for you. [00:05:21] But low-key, you're like, yo, I'm good, bro. [00:05:23] Joyce Board Sr. living his best life. [00:05:25] Motherfucker was skydiving when he didn't even have legs to land on. [00:05:28] Remember that shit? [00:05:29] Do you remember when he was skydiving looking like Woody when Andy came in the room? [00:05:35] Just crumple at the bottom. [00:05:38] Oh, my God. [00:05:38] But for real, that's crazy that that power is just handed over so easily. [00:05:42] Son, you think there's going to be an easy transfer of power in LA in the podcast when Rogan leaves? [00:05:49] Tom Segura. [00:05:50] British Yan said in the WFC fight right now. [00:05:52] Burt Chrysler is going to be choking each other out in a pod comedy store parking lot over this shit. [00:05:57] Oh, fucking. [00:05:58] Real talk. [00:06:00] It is amazing. [00:06:01] This might be our first tough transfer of power. [00:06:06] Do you think that he denies the rightful heir to the throne, if you will? [00:06:12] Do you think if Biden wins, fucking Biden. [00:06:15] This guy forgot where he was at one of his, what's it called, speeches recently? [00:06:20] He literally said the wrong place. [00:06:21] He goes, oh, it's great to be here in Kings County. [00:06:23] Wait, no, no, that's not Kings. [00:06:26] That's where I worked. [00:06:28] You gotta be weird, though. [00:06:29] He goes, that's where I used to work as a kid. [00:06:31] Oh, okay. [00:06:33] Now this guy's gone. [00:06:34] I thought it's like, if you're just going from state to state, it'd be like, all right, whatever. [00:06:37] This guy is gone. [00:06:38] This guy is gone. [00:06:39] But Democrats understand the only way for America to elect a black female president is like sneaker in on like the whitest white guy ever. [00:06:48] And that really might be the way to do it. [00:06:50] Yeah. [00:06:50] Yo. [00:06:51] I'm here for it. [00:06:52] I don't want Kamala, yo. [00:06:53] Yeah, I don't really. [00:06:54] Why not? [00:06:55] She's just too phony to me. [00:06:57] They're all phony. [00:06:58] Yeah, but at least a Mitchu Indian sometimes, bitch. [00:07:01] Oh, so you would rather not have an Indian president? [00:07:04] Than one who doesn't admit she's Indian? [00:07:06] That's what I'm saying. [00:07:07] She keeps saying Kamala. [00:07:09] Black new man. [00:07:12] That's true. [00:07:12] That's a fact. [00:07:13] You know what I'm saying? [00:07:13] That's a fact. [00:07:14] You told us, never trust an Indian that has a white first name. [00:07:16] That's true. [00:07:17] That's true. [00:07:17] But the white last name is also, well, suspect. [00:07:20] But Harris is her pops, nah. [00:07:22] Yeah, I'm just saying a Mitchu Indian sometimes. [00:07:24] But that is her last name, though. [00:07:26] No, but I'm saying Kamala don't ever talk about the idea she was. [00:07:29] That's what I don't like. [00:07:31] She's Indian like Jamaicans are Indian. [00:07:33] You know, like when some Indian. [00:07:34] I thought she was half. [00:07:35] I thought, and this is how little we know. [00:07:37] I thought her mom was Indian. [00:07:38] Her dad was black. [00:07:40] But I thought she's like West Indian Indian. [00:07:42] Like, yeah, they're Indian, but they lived in Jamaica forever. [00:07:44] Oh, West Indian. [00:07:45] I don't know. [00:07:45] None of us know. [00:07:46] That's crazy. [00:07:47] Gagnon, can you look it up? [00:07:49] Anyway, point is: Trump ain't going nowhere. [00:07:51] Yes. [00:07:52] So do you think that he leaves? [00:07:53] No. [00:07:54] And how does he stay? [00:07:56] You think the army is going to side with Trump? [00:07:58] He has to be protected. [00:07:59] Someone's got to have his back. [00:08:00] If it's going to be a coup, someone's got to protect him. [00:08:03] Yeah, this is interesting. [00:08:04] Her mom was Shaimala Gopalan, a Tamil Indian. [00:08:09] That's yo, she's South Indian. [00:08:11] That's the most Indian. [00:08:12] Dark ass bitch. [00:08:15] And then, where did they meet, though? [00:08:18] I think some, I think, Stanford, maybe. [00:08:21] Oh, so she's going to age real well. [00:08:24] Oh, shit. [00:08:25] Shots fired. [00:08:27] Fuck your wedding, bitch. [00:08:28] Oh, dear. [00:08:30] Come on. [00:08:32] Cut Al's mic. [00:08:34] Fuck your wedding, Akash. [00:08:36] Stupid ass Hindu wedded. [00:08:38] Suck dicks. [00:08:39] Yeah, man. [00:08:40] Whoever made dicks, Vishnu got, I hope you suck all of them shit. [00:08:43] I finally would. [00:08:45] Through my face. [00:08:46] Real talk. [00:08:46] I was salty about that for about a day, bro. [00:08:49] I was salty about that shit. [00:08:51] I was salty. [00:08:52] I can't believe it, yo. [00:08:54] How much did we leave in the episode? [00:08:55] We cut about, hey, Patreon, we cut about 20 or 30 minutes of that episode where your boy was a little bit salty, okay? [00:09:04] Oh, man. [00:09:05] I was salty, bro. [00:09:06] You did. [00:09:06] Only because you built up how big and important Indian weddings are. [00:09:10] You're still at the ceremony. [00:09:11] That's the reception. [00:09:13] That's the big part. [00:09:14] I'm putting a timer on it. [00:09:18] Let me tell y'all. [00:09:18] Four minutes on the clock. [00:09:19] We ain't. [00:09:20] Go ahead. [00:09:27] Let's go. [00:09:29] This is how I'm pulling up to your Zoom wedding. [00:09:31] We ain't. [00:09:33] Go! [00:09:34] We ain't got the Zoom link. [00:09:39] What if I busted into the fucking wedding, no bullshit with like a safari pick in the back? [00:09:44] So I like provided all the animals myself for your Indian wedding. [00:09:48] Like, what if I zoom in? [00:09:51] What if I zoom in? [00:09:52] Yeah. [00:09:53] Well, it's already happened. [00:09:54] The Hindu ceremonies happen. [00:09:56] You're still at the reception. [00:09:57] I don't get what this is. [00:09:58] I don't want to do that. [00:09:59] Three minutes left. [00:10:02] I don't want to cut it. [00:10:03] Where's the reception again? [00:10:06] Near here. [00:10:07] Near here? [00:10:07] Like 30, 40 minutes. [00:10:08] Is it in New Jersey? === Ready to Go War (05:52) === [00:10:10] Yeah, but like right on the battle. [00:10:11] Are you paying for my toll back? [00:10:14] You know what? [00:10:15] Admit it. [00:10:16] Admit that's Indian to me to think about it. [00:10:17] You know what? [00:10:18] Admit that's Indian to me. [00:10:19] Hey, I'll pay for your toll back. [00:10:20] Admit that's not Indian to me to pay for your toll back. [00:10:24] As a cracker ass crack. [00:10:28] I'm just trying to make things right. [00:10:30] All right, bet. [00:10:31] Bet you give me that $16 to hop on that Hollins. [00:10:34] Hey, I'll give you $17. [00:10:35] An extra dollar because I love you. [00:10:37] Come here. [00:10:38] Hey, you want $20 for gas? [00:10:39] You get $20 for gas. [00:10:40] You are Punjabi. [00:10:42] You really are not Hindu no more. [00:10:44] So you went full Punjabi, bro. [00:10:47] Damn, man. [00:10:49] Let me, let's get. [00:10:50] All right, let me bad for committing that blunder. [00:10:51] Let's get back to it. [00:10:53] Let's get back to it. [00:10:54] Let's get back to D Trump not leaving. [00:10:56] Right. [00:10:57] So what happens realistically? [00:11:00] Does he have a conversation with his generals and say, I need you to protect me? [00:11:03] I need you to protect America. [00:11:04] Do not legitimize Biden as president. [00:11:07] I'm not going to hand over power. [00:11:08] Is that how that happens functionally? [00:11:10] I don't know how it happens functionally. [00:11:11] I just think the amount of uproar that will be caused with his supporters. [00:11:15] And these aren't fucking liberals who don't believe in guns. [00:11:18] These are motherfuckers who got guns. [00:11:20] They have sent me many pictures of their guns to let me know. [00:11:23] They're ready to go. [00:11:25] They won't even kill you, though. [00:11:26] Yeah, that's true. [00:11:27] You got a little pussy. [00:11:28] You got a little pussy for not killing me. [00:11:30] Yo, real talk. [00:11:30] Talk that shit on the Patreon. [00:11:32] Talk that shit on the Patreon. [00:11:34] The part that we're giving everybody on YouTube that's going to go into the world. [00:11:39] Y'all ain't do shit to your boy. [00:11:41] You all, it's on. [00:11:42] You all, it's on. [00:11:43] You all. [00:11:44] 5'7. [00:11:45] Easy to kill. [00:11:45] Y'all can't do it, pussy. [00:11:47] Whoa. [00:11:47] Yeah, what's your address? [00:11:50] Now you're getting a little crazy. [00:11:54] Not because I'm afraid of them. [00:11:55] I'm afraid of, you know. [00:11:56] Me? [00:11:57] Yeah, dude's trying to fuck. [00:11:58] You know what I mean? [00:11:59] Look, I wonder. [00:12:03] I wonder how he functionally can't leave. [00:12:05] Everybody goes, he's not going to be able to leave this. [00:12:08] In order for him to say he needs some source of power, and it can't be a bunch of hillabillies with guns and like Trump 2020 stickers. [00:12:13] Is that not pretty scary? [00:12:14] No, no. [00:12:15] Scary is different than functionally staying in power. [00:12:18] Functionally, I don't know. [00:12:20] But then, so what do you do if the country, there's this massive civil unrest amongst his supporters and people who want him out? [00:12:27] Yeah. [00:12:27] And they're ready to go to war and we're ready to get him out of here. [00:12:30] And maybe we're ready to go to war. [00:12:31] Does the functionality matter at that point? [00:12:34] Yes. [00:12:35] I do think so. [00:12:36] I'll be honest, I didn't listen to everything you said. [00:12:41] I too now because I was thinking of the next thing I want to say. [00:12:45] Listen to my shit. [00:12:46] And he was on it. [00:12:47] And he was like, I was like, I think it looks like I'm listening. [00:12:51] But then I wasn't. [00:12:52] But go, go. [00:12:53] Start it on the bus. [00:12:54] I've zoned out so many times in my life. [00:12:56] I'm like, I get it. [00:12:56] Let me just run this back. [00:12:58] Go, go, go. [00:12:58] Make that shit. [00:12:59] There's mass civil unrest. [00:13:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:13:01] Does it matter that they functionally can't get him out? [00:13:04] If like people are already ready to go to war, does it matter? [00:13:09] I was out of sale. [00:13:10] I'm with you, son. [00:13:11] I was with you. [00:13:14] And I think that that would be the biggest blunder. [00:13:18] I think that would be the biggest blunder that Trump has probably committed, right? [00:13:21] Which is the division. [00:13:22] And you could argue that the other side is just as responsible for it. [00:13:28] Right. [00:13:28] Right? [00:13:28] Two-way street when it comes to division. [00:13:30] Yeah. [00:13:30] He's rocking for his people. [00:13:32] The left is rocking for their people. [00:13:34] And nobody's trying to cross the aisle and bring this shit together. [00:13:36] But he has no problem creating that division. [00:13:39] Where Obama was like, hey, listen, let me be everybody's president. [00:13:42] Let's try to get on the same stage. [00:13:43] Everybody, like you said, this is the first time we had somebody being like, nah, I'm not. [00:13:47] I wonder, man. [00:13:48] Maybe since Lincoln, Lincoln was like, nah, Lincoln was the ultimate nah. [00:13:54] And then snatched them back. [00:13:55] Yeah, that's true. [00:13:57] Right? [00:13:57] Y'all ain't going nowhere. [00:14:01] Y'all ain't go nowhere. [00:14:03] You can't be South now because it's USA for life, bro. [00:14:09] I think he can stay in power because he's not the only one who's up for election. [00:14:17] Keep going. [00:14:18] And so right now, anyone who's elected is in the hot seat because the country is upset. [00:14:25] Corona economy, like people are upset. [00:14:28] So they're like, oh, we want new shit. [00:14:29] So anybody who's afraid of losing their job, they'll be like, nah, yeah, let's push this shit back. [00:14:35] Hold up. [00:14:36] Until we recover from Corona. [00:14:38] And then maybe we can talk about having that. [00:14:40] That's a great point. [00:14:41] So now we're talking about two different things. [00:14:42] Will he become a dictator and never leave? [00:14:44] Or will he just get the election pushback? [00:14:46] And everybody thinks that thinks that their seat could be up for grabs is like, nah, push that shit back. [00:14:51] I'm not trying to lose this. [00:14:52] Boom. [00:14:52] Interesting. [00:14:53] And all it's going to take is get to get some support from across the aisle for that. [00:14:57] And I don't think that's that difficult. [00:14:58] All he needs is a few Democratic senators or congressmen to be like, yo, I could potentially lose. [00:15:04] Oh, shit. [00:15:05] All he needs is, you know, what is it, Pelosi or Schumer or one of these like big cats over there to be like, wait a minute, the summons coming from my seat? [00:15:11] Nah, push this shit back. [00:15:13] It's probably safer if we push it back. [00:15:15] And then he extends it, but it doesn't go on forever. [00:15:18] I'm talking about if he is he like, yo, I'm dictator Trump. [00:15:20] And I truly don't think he wants to be in there long enough. [00:15:23] Yeah. [00:15:24] If there's one thing that I got from that interview with Portnoy, he's tired of this shit, yo. [00:15:29] His ego is the only thing holding him in. [00:15:31] If Trump didn't have an ego, granted, he wouldn't be in this position. [00:15:34] Yeah. [00:15:34] But if he didn't have an ego, he would have been said, fuck this. [00:15:37] Here's what's crazy. [00:15:38] I didn't think he wanted to get elected in the first place. [00:15:40] There's arguments. [00:15:41] A lot of people said that. [00:15:42] But now that he's in, he won the first time. [00:15:45] Now he's in. [00:15:45] You could lose. [00:15:46] You don't want to lose. [00:15:47] Delay the election. [00:15:48] Just be out. [00:15:50] You don't want to just be out. [00:15:51] You keep hanging in there. [00:15:52] Ego, bro. [00:15:52] He can't leave. [00:15:53] That's the craziest ego. [00:15:54] Trump wins for five years. [00:15:55] You don't want to do it. [00:15:56] Trump wins. [00:15:57] But how many times do you do that with your girl? [00:15:59] I'll be fighting with my girl all the time. [00:16:01] Not no five years. === Fighting Girl on Speaker (01:15) === [00:16:02] What? [00:16:03] Five years he's been doing this. [00:16:04] With 2015, he started. [00:16:06] Hey, let me be with my girl for five years first. [00:16:08] I can't let you about that. [00:16:11] But I keep on some shit. [00:16:13] Bro, I was fighting with my girl on speaker. [00:16:15] I'm not trying to get back in a fight, but this is a different time. [00:16:17] Maybe it wasn't. [00:16:18] And I'm fighting with my girl on speaker. [00:16:22] I start scrolling Instagram, forget what she's arguing about, but I can't admit it. [00:16:29] I'm distracted. [00:16:30] I've done that shit. [00:16:31] 100%. [00:16:32] So I can't admit I'm distracted. [00:16:33] So I got to double down on whatever the fuck she decides we're fighting about. [00:16:38] I'm lost in the game. [00:16:39] I'm lost in the sauce. [00:16:40] Yeah, that's a bad spot to be in. [00:16:41] It's bad. [00:16:42] It's vulnerable. [00:16:43] I've never been in that one. [00:16:44] Oh, dude, I was bad. [00:16:46] I was deep in it. [00:16:47] Yeah. [00:16:47] And you just respawn back in the middle of a fight. [00:16:50] Exactly. [00:16:50] I'm popped up. [00:16:51] And it also doesn't help that you're on Instagram looking at thoughts or whatever. [00:16:54] You see some hot ass fix. [00:16:55] You're like, what am I doing fighting right now? [00:16:57] What am I doing fighting? [00:16:58] Look at all these girls. [00:16:59] Like, she wouldn't argue with me. [00:17:03] All right, guys. [00:17:04] You just listened to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. [00:17:06] If you want to continue to listen to that episode, subscribe, join the asshole army Patreon. [00:17:11] Keep it tight and keep it flagrant with us. [00:17:13] You can do that at patreon.com/slash flagrant2. [00:17:17] Indulge.