Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, and Mark Gagnon dissect Chris D'Elia's controversy, rejecting the pedophile label by analyzing text logs where D'Elia allegedly halted contact upon learning a girl was under 18. They argue his behavior targets those "barely legal," dismissing "grooming" as an arrogant term since no confirmed sexual acts with minors exist. While acknowledging initiating chats with 16- and 17-year-olds is "shitty" but not illegal, the hosts conclude that without proof of criminal activity, D'Elia's actions remain a moral failing rather than a legal one, complicating public discourse on age-gap interactions. [Automatically generated summary]
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Dating Younger Girls00:12:50
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Akash saying Alex Media, Mark Gagnon.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean.
Out here defending pedophiles and shit.
Not pedophiles.
Not pedophiles.
That's a crazy word to put on anybody.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a crazy word.
Not pedophiles.
My motherfucker.
Motherfucker cutting it close.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, you know them races where like that, the 100-meter death or some shit where the guy leans, like he leans his chest forward so he can cross the finish line first.
That's a photo fit.
Delia at your 18th birthday.
That's what he has girls doing pictures so they can pretend they got titties.
Lean your chest forward.
Make it look like you're two years older than you are.
The second a bitch takes a breath for her 18th birthday candles, the second he hears it, just go, he's right in there.
Like, hey, Leah.
Make a wish.
No, no, no, I'm right here.
Don't worry about it.
Hey, what's up, everybody?
Yeah, no, he got a joke.
He comes in like Kramer on their 18th birthday.
He comes in like Kramer on their 18th birthday.
Yo, so it's like so.
So we gotta make that edit.
Delia coming into a girl's 18th birthday like Kramer or something.
Oh my God.
Your birthday's making me thirsty.
Oh my God.
No, but in all seriousness, like obviously more information came out.
Like we were saying on the last podcast, Delia came out with some receipts.
Yep.
Came out with them receipts.
Yep.
And, you know, called out a bunch of the people that were accusing him.
And look, as far as I can tell from it, maybe there's more information that comes out.
This is what I would say.
I say we probably, not probably.
He likes banging younger chicks that are legal.
Barely legal.
What did we say it again?
What did Robbie say, Mark?
Yo, shout out to Robbie, man.
Robbie works on.
Robbie Slovak, so funny.
We're going to have him on the show, but he works on the rants with me and Mark.
And so he said this.
He goes, if 18 is barely legal, then 17 is just barely illegal.
That's so good.
TikTok, TikTok.
So, yeah, so it looks like he likes younger girls, but legally younger girls.
You think that's why he got on Vine?
Because he brought big on Vine 10 years ago.
You think he was just like, yo, where the young bitches at?
Yo, that's wild.
I hope not.
I hope not.
I really hope what, Mark.
So, but look, yeah.
And then it seemed that through all the text message correspondence, like he kind of like showed some screenshots of shorties, right?
And the girls that were accusing him and showed things that they left out of the conversation.
You know, like that one girl who started the whole thing, apparently like he deaded the conversation when he found out how old she was.
And then she hit him back a few years later and was like, yo, I'm 21.
Now I'm down to fuck.
He still didn't respond, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Still didn't respond.
And then, and then has a kid actually like a month later.
And then Shorty goes crazy.
Yeah.
So whatever.
There's a few different ones.
That being said, there's still a couple ones that are like a little iffy.
It's a lot of smoke.
It's a lot of smoke and it's real close to 18.
Yeah.
So we're not going, he's a great guy.
It's weird to like wait on birthdays, but I don't like putting the pedophile word on people unless it's 100% pedophile.
You know what I mean?
If he is a pedophile, he's disciplined.
Do you know what I'm saying?
It's like diabetics.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, I can't have sugar.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, where's the stevia?
What's the closest thing?
He's just intermittent fasting.
You know what I mean?
He gets three and a half.
18-year intermittent.
Give me a baby carrot.
Real talk.
It's not illegal, though.
But that's an important distinction.
It's not illegal.
And so far, from what we've seen.
So far.
Yeah.
It does appear he likes it right when it's ready.
He just wants, he wants it to be legal, but he don't want it to be legal.
You know what I mean?
Ideally, it's not.
He's the type of person, like, if the food's a little cold, they're like, yo, can you heat this up?
But it is.
I don't know.
It is interesting, though.
You know what I mean?
What are you thinking?
What are you thinking?
I'm wondering what else he said to you.
Did he acknowledge like he didn't really say much to me besides just me?
Because I said this.
I was like, yo, I just need to know.
I need clarity on these things right here.
Cause these are the things that look fucked up.
Yeah.
Like, the word I don't care isn't right, but like, I'm not as concerned if like you had sex with a 20-year-old and then ghosted her.
Yeah.
Like, you're an adult, grow up.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
As long as everything was consensual, that's between you guys.
You figure it out.
If you think he's a douche, then you don't like him anymore.
That's fine.
Yeah.
The younger underage shit is a little bit foul.
Yeah.
But it looked like every time it was said that that person was underage so far, he dadded it.
So yeah, if you're underage and you legit got a case, you got to come forward now because if you don't, he's going to slide.
Yeah.
And also, I don't think there's any allegations that he actually had sex with anyone underage.
That's another thing.
So there's no...
Not that I've seen.
Maybe there are.
I haven't seen them.
Yeah, there was one thing that we were looking at today, which was tricky about the girl who was 17.
Yeah.
Right.
And like, whatever.
He says, oh, he says, what?
That's too young or some shit.
He says, I thought you were 18, my bad.
And then you don't know when that message was sent.
But then there's another message sent, like, presumably not that long later, where he just hits her up again, which is, hi.
And then ask her a month later.
Like, give me your number.
I lost your number.
Right.
I saw that one.
I don't know.
Look, the good thing is, like, he's the type of guy not going to forget your birthday.
So if there's one good quality, you got to know.
You only remember two birthdays.
Your 18th, he's going to be very happy about it.
And your 19th, he's dumb.
Actually, you done aged out the system, bitch.
That shit is a funeral.
You try to make out with him on the 19th birthday.
He's like, oops.
She's like, I'm 19.
That eyebrow comes up like...
Bro, he's on gym this time.
After you're 20, you're like, sorry, you can't compete.
Out to the pasture.
Real talk.
Me giving you birthday condolences.
Sorry about that.
No, but in all seriousness, it looks though he is strict about it.
Yeah.
And that is important to say.
Because if we're going to get motherfuckers out of here for being a pedophile, they got to be a pedophile.
And as far as I'm concerned, pedophiles, when you tell them you're underage, don't drop the combo.
That's when a combo begins.
And they said that he was grooming.
But how you groom someone, if the second you know the age.
You stop talking.
And then when they are legal, you could.
And they hit you up.
You don't get them back.
Seems like he seems like this is the thing he's approached with the most intelligence.
You know what I mean?
Like, like his jokes are never from the highest intelligence.
And I think he's funny and talented, but this is like it seems like he knows he's talking to them.
And then the second they say their age, like he doesn't ask, How old are you?
Does he?
Yeah.
I think sometimes.
Yeah.
There's times where he asked, and when the girl said it, he was out.
Because it seems like I can see how you're like, all right, if I start talking to her at 16, she's going to be into it.
And then when she's 18, I can fuck legally, but she's, I've done all the work and like it's easier to get her into it because she's 16.
Like I said, you really are talking to a 16-year-old girl for two years, bro.
Bro, that's the craziest shit to me.
Dogs.
Talking to a 16-year-old girl for two years?
Bro, talk about it.
You deserve that.
You know how annoying that must be?
Talking about homework and pep rally for two years.
Yo, 16-year-old girl for two years, the torture that must be, son.
The only thing weirder than wanting to have sex with 16-year-old girls is wanting to talk to 16-year-old girls.
This idea that grooming, grooming, bro.
That's kind of an arrogant way to talk about it, too.
Like, go.
Make you sound like you're like a show dog.
I was being groomed.
I was like, some of these girls are like, bitch, you were getting cut.
You ain't that good on a leash, obviously.
You're getting trimmed a little.
I don't know about grooming.
I don't think it busts out the blow dryer.
The real best in show only speaks when told to speak.
You out here out of pocket barking, bitch.
Grooming is fucked up, though.
That's really what?
Grooming is fucked up, though.
You shouldn't do that.
Yeah.
It's arrogant.
Mark has something.
That sounds like Mark was setting up something right there.
No, that's me setting up my future career.
Nah, for real.
Obviously, grooming is super foul.
Definitely fucked up.
It just doesn't look like the dude was grooming.
It just looked like he liked barely legal chicks.
And a lot of motherfuckers is on barely legal internet.
It looks like he likes illegal, but he's willing to wait for barely legal.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I don't like these comics that are like, man, this guy's so gross while they're jerking off to incest porn and fucking illegal porn all the time.
That's true.
Like, y'all got the same taste.
Hold on, let me decide what I say before I say it.
It is weird that that's a category.
And you know what?
Before this whole thing, we've said, I think on this podcast, like, why is that even a category?
Yeah.
Like, why would you even call it that?
Like, just you don't even got to say nothing.
Just have them look that way.
And then the people who click it don't got to feel like fucking pedophiles.
Yeah, call it like Benjamin Button porn or something.
Don't even mention age.
Just show the young looking bitch.
And then you can be like, oh, I guess she's legal.
Instead of going, hey, you're a creep, click.
Right?
You said you were like, if you click on that, it's you want to see younger people.
It's just, that's the only legal way of seeing what looks like younger people.
It's minimum wage.
That was what we said about it.
It's like minimum wage.
Like, they want to pay you nothing.
They want you to be a slave.
You think Ronald McDonald don't want you to be a slave?
Yeah.
Ronald McDonald?
Ronald McAdunder?
R.I.P., R.I.P. They're closing the one on 42nd Street.
No, they're not.
Wow.
Where the dykes are going to throw hamburgers at each other?
No, West Fort.
They still got West Fort.
Oh, pew.
Thank God, bro.
If you don't think women could throw, son, go to the West Fort McDonald's, bro.
Anyway, so just to, what is it, you know, add some closure to this, to this shit.
So far from what we've seen, I can't say that Dalia knowingly entered into relationships illegally.
Yeah.
I can't say that he likes younger girls.
There are lots of guys out there that like younger girls.
You know, there's a lot of guys out there dating 18 to 22.
Okay?
Yeah.
There is.
Yeah.
You know?
So let you smile about it.
There's just a big gauge gap between both of our girls and us.
You know what I mean?
Like.
Son, my girl's 14 years old.
You know what I'm saying?
My girl's.
My girl's 26.
Now.
22 when we started dating.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
You know what I mean?
But girls age quick like milk.
You know what I mean?
Like milk would be good on a Tuesday and then Wednesday you take a snip, you'd be like, what the fuck is this?
God damn.
God damn.
What percent old is this milk?
This should feel like 99% old.
Reaction To Milk00:01:15
Nah, it is something to be said, right?
So that's, that's, I think, the only conclusion we can come to right now.
Knowingly engage in sexual intercourse with underage girls, no proof.
Knowingly even interact with them, very little proof.
Did a lot of shitty things to women?
A lot of proof.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
A lot of proof.
For sure.
But doing shitty things to women is not illegal.
Right now?
That's funny.
Hold on, think of a reaction.
That's hilarious.
Oh, son.
I got caught up.
I think I invented some funny.
That's the same reaction he gets when he's accused of cheating.
That's funny.
That's funny.
That shit like me.
Me?
Yo, I thought it's some fire shit, though, fellas.
I think I got the new thing.
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