Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts To Chris D’Elia Controversy | Patreon Sample
Aired: 2020-06-26
Duration: 14:06


=== Dating Younger Girls (12:50) ===

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[00:00:24]  What's up, everybody?
[00:00:25]  Patreon family asshole army in the building.
[00:00:27]  Shulte here.
[00:00:28]  Akash saying Alex Media, Mark Gagnon.
[00:00:31]  You know what I mean?
[00:00:33]  Yeah, I mean.
[00:00:34]  Out here defending pedophiles and shit.
[00:00:41]  Not pedophiles.
[00:00:42]  Not pedophiles.
[00:00:43]  That's a crazy word to put on anybody.
[00:00:45]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:00:45]  That's a crazy word.
[00:00:46]  Not pedophiles.
[00:00:48]  My motherfucker.
[00:00:48]  Motherfucker cutting it close.
[00:00:51]  Do you know what I mean?
[00:00:51]  Like, you know them races where like that, the 100-meter death or some shit where the guy leans, like he leans his chest forward so he can cross the finish line first.
[00:01:00]  That's a photo fit.
[00:01:01]  Delia at your 18th birthday.
[00:01:03]  That's what he has girls doing pictures so they can pretend they got titties.
[00:01:07]  Lean your chest forward.
[00:01:09]  Make it look like you're two years older than you are.
[00:01:12]  The second a bitch takes a breath for her 18th birthday candles, the second he hears it, just go, he's right in there.
[00:01:20]  Like, hey, Leah.
[00:01:24]  Make a wish.
[00:01:24]  No, no, no, I'm right here.
[00:01:25]  Don't worry about it.
[00:01:28]  Hey, what's up, everybody?
[00:01:30]  Yeah, no, he got a joke.
[00:01:34]  He comes in like Kramer on their 18th birthday.
[00:01:38]  He comes in like Kramer on their 18th birthday.
[00:01:43]  Yo, so it's like so.
[00:01:45]  So we gotta make that edit.
[00:01:47]  Delia coming into a girl's 18th birthday like Kramer or something.
[00:01:52]  Oh my God.
[00:01:55]  Your birthday's making me thirsty.
[00:02:00]  Oh my God.
[00:02:02]  No, but in all seriousness, like obviously more information came out.
[00:02:06]  Like we were saying on the last podcast, Delia came out with some receipts.
[00:02:09]  Yep.
[00:02:10]  Came out with them receipts.
[00:02:11]  Yep.
[00:02:12]  And, you know, called out a bunch of the people that were accusing him.
[00:02:15]  And look, as far as I can tell from it, maybe there's more information that comes out.
[00:02:20]  This is what I would say.
[00:02:21]  I say we probably, not probably.
[00:02:23]  He likes banging younger chicks that are legal.
[00:02:29]  Barely legal.
[00:02:31]  What did we say it again?
[00:02:32]  What did Robbie say, Mark?
[00:02:34]  Yo, shout out to Robbie, man.
[00:02:35]  Robbie works on.
[00:02:36]  Robbie Slovak, so funny.
[00:02:38]  We're going to have him on the show, but he works on the rants with me and Mark.
[00:02:42]  And so he said this.
[00:02:43]  He goes, if 18 is barely legal, then 17 is just barely illegal.
[00:02:49]  That's so good.
[00:02:54]  TikTok, TikTok.
[00:02:57]  So, yeah, so it looks like he likes younger girls, but legally younger girls.
[00:03:01]  You think that's why he got on Vine?
[00:03:03]  Because he brought big on Vine 10 years ago.
[00:03:05]  You think he was just like, yo, where the young bitches at?
[00:03:07]  Yo, that's wild.
[00:03:09]  I hope not.
[00:03:10]  I hope not.
[00:03:11]  I really hope what, Mark.
[00:03:15]  So, but look, yeah.
[00:03:17]  And then it seemed that through all the text message correspondence, like he kind of like showed some screenshots of shorties, right?
[00:03:23]  And the girls that were accusing him and showed things that they left out of the conversation.
[00:03:28]  You know, like that one girl who started the whole thing, apparently like he deaded the conversation when he found out how old she was.
[00:03:34]  And then she hit him back a few years later and was like, yo, I'm 21.
[00:03:37]  Now I'm down to fuck.
[00:03:39]  He still didn't respond, right?
[00:03:41]  Yeah.
[00:03:42]  Yeah.
[00:03:42]  Still didn't respond.
[00:03:43]  And then, and then has a kid actually like a month later.
[00:03:47]  And then Shorty goes crazy.
[00:03:49]  Yeah.
[00:03:49]  So whatever.
[00:03:50]  There's a few different ones.
[00:03:51]  That being said, there's still a couple ones that are like a little iffy.
[00:03:54]  It's a lot of smoke.
[00:03:55]  It's a lot of smoke and it's real close to 18.
[00:03:58]  Yeah.
[00:03:59]  So we're not going, he's a great guy.
[00:04:01]  It's weird to like wait on birthdays, but I don't like putting the pedophile word on people unless it's 100% pedophile.
[00:04:08]  You know what I mean?
[00:04:08]  If he is a pedophile, he's disciplined.
[00:04:12]  Do you know what I'm saying?
[00:04:14]  It's like diabetics.
[00:04:16]  Yeah.
[00:04:16]  You know what I mean?
[00:04:17]  Like, I can't have sugar.
[00:04:18]  You know what I mean?
[00:04:19]  So it's like, where's the stevia?
[00:04:22]  What's the closest thing?
[00:04:24]  He's just intermittent fasting.
[00:04:26]  You know what I mean?
[00:04:28]  He gets three and a half.
[00:04:29]  18-year intermittent.
[00:04:30]  Give me a baby carrot.
[00:04:35]  Real talk.
[00:04:36]  It's not illegal, though.
[00:04:37]  But that's an important distinction.
[00:04:39]  It's not illegal.
[00:04:41]  And so far, from what we've seen.
[00:04:43]  So far.
[00:04:44]  Yeah.
[00:04:45]  It does appear he likes it right when it's ready.
[00:04:49]  He just wants, he wants it to be legal, but he don't want it to be legal.
[00:04:53]  You know what I mean?
[00:04:54]  Ideally, it's not.
[00:04:55]  He's the type of person, like, if the food's a little cold, they're like, yo, can you heat this up?
[00:05:02]  But it is.
[00:05:04]  I don't know.
[00:05:05]  It is interesting, though.
[00:05:07]  You know what I mean?
[00:05:08]  What are you thinking?
[00:05:09]  What are you thinking?
[00:05:09]  I'm wondering what else he said to you.
[00:05:11]  Did he acknowledge like he didn't really say much to me besides just me?
[00:05:15]  Because I said this.
[00:05:16]  I was like, yo, I just need to know.
[00:05:17]  I need clarity on these things right here.
[00:05:19]  Cause these are the things that look fucked up.
[00:05:22]  Yeah.
[00:05:22]  Like, the word I don't care isn't right, but like, I'm not as concerned if like you had sex with a 20-year-old and then ghosted her.
[00:05:30]  Yeah.
[00:05:31]  Like, you're an adult, grow up.
[00:05:33]  Yeah.
[00:05:33]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:05:34]  As long as everything was consensual, that's between you guys.
[00:05:37]  You figure it out.
[00:05:38]  If you think he's a douche, then you don't like him anymore.
[00:05:40]  That's fine.
[00:05:40]  Yeah.
[00:05:41]  The younger underage shit is a little bit foul.
[00:05:45]  Yeah.
[00:05:46]  But it looked like every time it was said that that person was underage so far, he dadded it.
[00:05:53]  So yeah, if you're underage and you legit got a case, you got to come forward now because if you don't, he's going to slide.
[00:06:00]  Yeah.
[00:06:00]  And also, I don't think there's any allegations that he actually had sex with anyone underage.
[00:06:04]  That's another thing.
[00:06:05]  So there's no...
[00:06:06]  Not that I've seen.
[00:06:07]  Maybe there are.
[00:06:07]  I haven't seen them.
[00:06:08]  Yeah, there was one thing that we were looking at today, which was tricky about the girl who was 17.
[00:06:13]  Yeah.
[00:06:13]  Right.
[00:06:14]  And like, whatever.
[00:06:16]  He says, oh, he says, what?
[00:06:18]  That's too young or some shit.
[00:06:19]  He says, I thought you were 18, my bad.
[00:06:21]  And then you don't know when that message was sent.
[00:06:24]  But then there's another message sent, like, presumably not that long later, where he just hits her up again, which is, hi.
[00:06:30]  And then ask her a month later.
[00:06:32]  Like, give me your number.
[00:06:33]  I lost your number.
[00:06:34]  Right.
[00:06:34]  I saw that one.
[00:06:35]  I don't know.
[00:06:36]  Look, the good thing is, like, he's the type of guy not going to forget your birthday.
[00:06:42]  So if there's one good quality, you got to know.
[00:06:46]  You only remember two birthdays.
[00:06:47]  Your 18th, he's going to be very happy about it.
[00:06:49]  And your 19th, he's dumb.
[00:06:51]  Actually, you done aged out the system, bitch.
[00:06:53]  That shit is a funeral.
[00:06:59]  You try to make out with him on the 19th birthday.
[00:07:01]  He's like, oops.
[00:07:09]  She's like, I'm 19.
[00:07:10]  That eyebrow comes up like...
[00:07:13]  Bro, he's on gym this time.
[00:07:18]  After you're 20, you're like, sorry, you can't compete.
[00:07:22]  Out to the pasture.
[00:07:24]  Real talk.
[00:07:25]  Me giving you birthday condolences.
[00:07:28]  Sorry about that.
[00:07:29]  No, but in all seriousness, it looks though he is strict about it.
[00:07:34]  Yeah.
[00:07:34]  And that is important to say.
[00:07:36]  Because if we're going to get motherfuckers out of here for being a pedophile, they got to be a pedophile.
[00:07:40]  And as far as I'm concerned, pedophiles, when you tell them you're underage, don't drop the combo.
[00:07:46]  That's when a combo begins.
[00:07:48]  And they said that he was grooming.
[00:07:50]  But how you groom someone, if the second you know the age.
[00:07:54]  You stop talking.
[00:07:55]  And then when they are legal, you could.
[00:07:56]  And they hit you up.
[00:07:57]  You don't get them back.
[00:07:58]  Seems like he seems like this is the thing he's approached with the most intelligence.
[00:08:04]  You know what I mean?
[00:08:04]  Like, like his jokes are never from the highest intelligence.
[00:08:07]  And I think he's funny and talented, but this is like it seems like he knows he's talking to them.
[00:08:12]  And then the second they say their age, like he doesn't ask, How old are you?
[00:08:16]  Does he?
[00:08:17]  Yeah.
[00:08:18]  I think sometimes.
[00:08:19]  Yeah.
[00:08:19]  There's times where he asked, and when the girl said it, he was out.
[00:08:22]  Because it seems like I can see how you're like, all right, if I start talking to her at 16, she's going to be into it.
[00:08:27]  And then when she's 18, I can fuck legally, but she's, I've done all the work and like it's easier to get her into it because she's 16.
[00:08:33]  Like I said, you really are talking to a 16-year-old girl for two years, bro.
[00:08:36]  Bro, that's the craziest shit to me.
[00:08:38]  Dogs.
[00:08:38]  Talking to a 16-year-old girl for two years?
[00:08:41]  Bro, talk about it.
[00:08:42]  You deserve that.
[00:08:45]  You know how annoying that must be?
[00:08:46]  Talking about homework and pep rally for two years.
[00:08:50]  Yo, 16-year-old girl for two years, the torture that must be, son.
[00:08:55]  The only thing weirder than wanting to have sex with 16-year-old girls is wanting to talk to 16-year-old girls.
[00:09:00]  This idea that grooming, grooming, bro.
[00:09:03]  That's kind of an arrogant way to talk about it, too.
[00:09:05]  Like, go.
[00:09:05]  Make you sound like you're like a show dog.
[00:09:08]  I was being groomed.
[00:09:10]  I was like, some of these girls are like, bitch, you were getting cut.
[00:09:14]  You ain't that good on a leash, obviously.
[00:09:17]  You're getting trimmed a little.
[00:09:18]  I don't know about grooming.
[00:09:21]  I don't think it busts out the blow dryer.
[00:09:24]  The real best in show only speaks when told to speak.
[00:09:27]  You out here out of pocket barking, bitch.
[00:09:33]  Grooming is fucked up, though.
[00:09:34]  That's really what?
[00:09:35]  Grooming is fucked up, though.
[00:09:36]  You shouldn't do that.
[00:09:37]  Yeah.
[00:09:39]  It's arrogant.
[00:09:43]  Mark has something.
[00:09:44]  That sounds like Mark was setting up something right there.
[00:09:47]  No, that's me setting up my future career.
[00:09:52]  Nah, for real.
[00:09:53]  Obviously, grooming is super foul.
[00:09:55]  Definitely fucked up.
[00:09:57]  It just doesn't look like the dude was grooming.
[00:09:59]  It just looked like he liked barely legal chicks.
[00:10:02]  And a lot of motherfuckers is on barely legal internet.
[00:10:06]  It looks like he likes illegal, but he's willing to wait for barely legal.
[00:10:09]  That's what I'm saying, bro.
[00:10:10]  I don't like these comics that are like, man, this guy's so gross while they're jerking off to incest porn and fucking illegal porn all the time.
[00:10:16]  That's true.
[00:10:17]  Like, y'all got the same taste.
[00:10:20]  Hold on, let me decide what I say before I say it.
[00:10:26]  It is weird that that's a category.
[00:10:27]  And you know what?
[00:10:28]  Before this whole thing, we've said, I think on this podcast, like, why is that even a category?
[00:10:33]  Yeah.
[00:10:33]  Like, why would you even call it that?
[00:10:35]  Like, just you don't even got to say nothing.
[00:10:38]  Just have them look that way.
[00:10:39]  And then the people who click it don't got to feel like fucking pedophiles.
[00:10:42]  Yeah, call it like Benjamin Button porn or something.
[00:10:44]  Don't even mention age.
[00:10:46]  Just show the young looking bitch.
[00:10:47]  And then you can be like, oh, I guess she's legal.
[00:10:49]  Instead of going, hey, you're a creep, click.
[00:10:52]  Right?
[00:10:53]  You said you were like, if you click on that, it's you want to see younger people.
[00:10:57]  It's just, that's the only legal way of seeing what looks like younger people.
[00:11:02]  It's minimum wage.
[00:11:04]  That was what we said about it.
[00:11:05]  It's like minimum wage.
[00:11:06]  Like, they want to pay you nothing.
[00:11:07]  They want you to be a slave.
[00:11:09]  You think Ronald McDonald don't want you to be a slave?
[00:11:13]  Yeah.
[00:11:14]  Ronald McDonald?
[00:11:16]  Ronald McAdunder?
[00:11:18]  R.I.P., R.I.P. They're closing the one on 42nd Street.
[00:11:21]  No, they're not.
[00:11:22]  Wow.
[00:11:22]  Where the dykes are going to throw hamburgers at each other?
[00:11:25]  No, West Fort.
[00:11:26]  They still got West Fort.
[00:11:27]  Oh, pew.
[00:11:28]  Thank God, bro.
[00:11:29]  If you don't think women could throw, son, go to the West Fort McDonald's, bro.
[00:11:36]  Anyway, so just to, what is it, you know, add some closure to this, to this shit.
[00:11:40]  So far from what we've seen, I can't say that Dalia knowingly entered into relationships illegally.
[00:11:49]  Yeah.
[00:11:50]  I can't say that he likes younger girls.
[00:11:52]  There are lots of guys out there that like younger girls.
[00:11:55]  You know, there's a lot of guys out there dating 18 to 22.
[00:11:59]  Okay?
[00:12:00]  Yeah.
[00:12:00]  There is.
[00:12:01]  Yeah.
[00:12:02]  You know?
[00:12:03]  So let you smile about it.
[00:12:06]  There's just a big gauge gap between both of our girls and us.
[00:12:09]  You know what I mean?
[00:12:09]  Like.
[00:12:12]  Son, my girl's 14 years old.
[00:12:16]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:12:17]  My girl's.
[00:12:19]  My girl's 26.
[00:12:20]  Now.
[00:12:22]  22 when we started dating.
[00:12:23]  You know what I mean?
[00:12:25]  Exactly.
[00:12:25]  You know what I mean?
[00:12:26]  But girls age quick like milk.
[00:12:29]  You know what I mean?
[00:12:30]  Like milk would be good on a Tuesday and then Wednesday you take a snip, you'd be like, what the fuck is this?
[00:12:36]  God damn.
[00:12:38]  God damn.
[00:12:41]  What percent old is this milk?
[00:12:45]  This should feel like 99% old.

=== Reaction To Milk (01:15) ===

[00:12:51]  Nah, it is something to be said, right?
[00:12:53]  So that's, that's, I think, the only conclusion we can come to right now.
[00:12:56]  Knowingly engage in sexual intercourse with underage girls, no proof.
[00:13:01]  Knowingly even interact with them, very little proof.
[00:13:04]  Did a lot of shitty things to women?
[00:13:07]  A lot of proof.
[00:13:08]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
[00:13:09]  A lot of proof.
[00:13:10]  For sure.
[00:13:11]  But doing shitty things to women is not illegal.
[00:13:14]  Right now?
[00:13:17]  That's funny.
[00:13:23]  Hold on, think of a reaction.
[00:13:25]  That's hilarious.
[00:13:27]  Oh, son.
[00:13:27]  I got caught up.
[00:13:28]  I think I invented some funny.
[00:13:30]  That's the same reaction he gets when he's accused of cheating.
[00:13:32]  That's funny.
[00:13:33]  That's funny.
[00:13:34]  That shit like me.
[00:13:37]  Me?
[00:13:45]  Yo, I thought it's some fire shit, though, fellas.
[00:13:48]  I think I got the new thing.
[00:13:49]  What's up?
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