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June 12, 2020 - Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh
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JK Rowling’s Anti Trans Spell | Patreon Sample

Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect J.K. Rowling's controversial "anti-trans spell" rhetoric, specifically her claim that womanhood is defined by menstruation. They criticize Daniel Radcliffe for allegedly staying silent on these views while referencing the River Times. The conversation shifts to a Harry Potter spell-recitation game featuring Stupify and Expecto Patronum, where they debate whether Snape is history's ultimate "cuck" and question if loving the series implies being gay. Ultimately, the segment concludes that Rowling's biological essentialism creates an unnecessary divide, leaving the group in a stalemate over magical scores and social definitions. [Automatically generated summary]

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It's our seventh time restarting the show.
Okay?
This is going to be the one.
We are going to do the show on this one right here.
Akash, we're doing a show on this one right here.
Nothing.
Al, we doing it on this one right here.
Mark Gagnon, we doing this one right here.
Okay, we doing this one right here.
This is going to be the one where we do the show.
A lot of shit popping off right now.
We've tried to start the show on multiple different topics.
It did not work out.
We're going to talk about J.K. Rowlings.
Okay.
That's the writer of Harry Potter.
Okay.
Wrote that bitch.
Wrote that shit that messed up.
Masterpiece.
She's the Hemingway of this generation.
Yeah.
That's the only author I could think of.
Yeah, that's all good, bro.
I'm with you on that.
Okay.
J.K. Rowlings says some training shit, right?
She came out and she said that basically a woman is a woman.
Yeah, somebody said like people who have their periods in some headline.
People who have periods.
And then she there was a word for that back in the day.
Woombin.
Woomban.
Woombap.
Woombim.
Etc.
And she made some interesting points because, of course, the trainers came at her.
And then that little cuck, Daniel Radcliffe, sold that bitch down the river, bro.
Sold that bitch down the river.
Down the river.
Down the motherfucking river.
Bitch, how you gonna send this bitch down the river?
Sell down to Tames.
Bro.
Yo.
You can't be selling this bitch down to Tames?
Is that how you pronounce it?
Tim, I think.
The River Times.
Tim's River.
The River Tims.
Yeah, Tim's, I think.
Son.
I like Damon.
The Tim's size 13.
Yo, sell that bitch to the size 13 right down the river, bro.
Radcliffe came out and he said, what'd he say?
Who gives a fuck about that?
Nah, he actually was like, I don't want to speak ill of her.
Of course not, that's made you a millionaire.
That's what I'm saying, yo.
She changed his life.
Let me tell you, if you're Daniel Radcliffe, whatever J.K. Rowlings says about trannies.
Hey, I ain't got nothing to say.
That's what you believe about trannies.
The second you start speaking, stupify.
You know that?
You know that curse?
Somebody know what that is?
Tell me, yo, y'all want to go curse for curse?
Okay, let's see what we got.
Hey, you ready, buddy?
Hey, y'all want to go curse for curse.
Is it called the curse or what is it called?
Spell?
You don't want to go spell for spell?
Have you read the books?
Are you gay by birth?
No.
Hey, hey, bruh.
Y'all want to go curse for curse?
Hey, let's go.
Okay, ready?
This is what we're going to do.
We're going to go around.
Okay.
All right.
And you keep on going until you don't have a curse.
If you are fucking Googling them curses right now, both of y'all googling curses, yo.
Y'all out.
Nah, Alex and Mark both fruitlessly Googling on their fucking computer.
Ridiculous.
All right.
Now, y'all the judges now.
All the judges now.
Y'all out of the fucking game.
No.
Okay, you ready?
Let's go.
I did mine.
Stupify, go.
Expelliarmus.
Get the fuck out of here, yo.
You ready?
You ready?
You ready for me to body?
You ready for me to body, Akash?
Let's go.
Are you ready for me to literally kill Akash?
Avida Cadabra.
Get the fuck out of here, boy.
That's the death spell.
I know that.
What you know about Expecto Patronum out there?
No!
Shit!
No!
It's over!
Yo!
No!
Why did you have to do that, bro?
Shit, let me keep stalling.
Hold up now.
Hold up.
All right.
Oh.
You hit me with a Patrona spell.
That's a tough one right there, Don.
I'm out, to be honest.
Oh, Don.
I just need one more to get you out of the fucking paint.
You're right.
You're right.
Hold on.
I got this.
Hold on.
I got this.
No, Let me think back to all the things that they did.
You don't want to hint?
Yeah.
Nah, no, no.
I'll get no fucking hints, yo.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, ready?
He goes, yeah.
Yeah, that would be nice.
I do want to hit.
Nah, I do want to hit.
All right, give me a hint.
No, you're not fucking hints.
Come on.
How would you make an item fly?
Oh, fly arms.
I need a hair like a shot.
No, I got one ready.
I got one.
Ready?
Ready, bitch?
Ready?
Bitch.
Let's go.
Lumos.
Oh, like this.
Like this bitch.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
I'll just hit you with that.
Oh, my God.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh, shit.
I don't even know.
Oh, fuck.
Go.
Oh, shit.
The same hint still goes.
How do you make some shit go float in the air?
See, I don't give a fuck.
I don't know.
That shit didn't help nobody.
Oh, fuck.
Go.
Oh, fuck.
How do you pronounce it?
Yeah, you don't know how.
Wingard and Leviosa or something like that.
That's it.
Oh, my God.
This motherfucker pulled that out of him.
He hit the wrist, son.
You hit the fucking wrist.
Damn, bro.
Son, I hit that shit, yo.
Hey, it actually helped.
That's literally it.
That's a great hint, yo.
That's a great hit.
Hey, hold up now.
Hold up now.
Your boy still got it.
Your boy still got it, though.
Oh, shit.
Are you playing the music?
Oh, shit.
You get nostalgic.
Oh, shit.
All right, ready?
We okay?
Okay, okay.
I got it.
I got it.
I got you.
Y'all ready?
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Because this is it.
Right here.
This is a game changer right here.
If you get one, it's over.
No, no, it's over.
I already know it's over.
Ready?
Fucking JK.
Let's go.
I don't know this bitch spells.
Ready?
All right, ready?
You ready for it or no?
You ready?
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
Dick off a body cuss.
Now I'm out, bro.
But that means we're even.
Did any of it?
He already did it.
He said not what?
Yeah.
I missed that one.
Where you been?
Bro, you forgot this one, bro.
I was in a moment.
Hold on.
I was going to say, Abeas Corpus.
That'll give me my next one.
Oh, fuck, dude.
That was good.
Oh, that was really good.
But we're even, though.
Whatever, dog.
I won.
No, you did it.
We said the same amount.
I ended it.
Now you did it.
I ended it, yo.
No, we ended it even at the same level.
We both got to the same floor.
I won.
We both got to the same floor.
Nah, I got to go.
No, we both got to the same floor.
It's the stalemate.
So I could give you spells, and you have to say what the spell is.
Yo, we're done with this game, bro.
But we have to have a winner, though.
All right, all right, boom.
Ready?
Go.
How do you disarm your opponent?
Expel the armor.
I already said that.
Fuck out of here.
Snape Cuck Game Stalemate 00:00:58
Pay attention, Barbara.
Yo, real talk.
I was searching for Expeli Armis.
I was searching for me.
That's the one they say the most.
Expel the Armist, bro.
That's how motherfucking he got the Elder Monde.
You fucking losers.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Yo.
Snape, cuck.
Yo, you know what?
It might be gay to like Harry Potter, but it's trans to not.
Son, what you gonna be?
Not what you gonna be.
What you gonna be out here?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
LGB or that T. Yo, that is an interesting discussion that we have to talk about here.
Is Snape the biggest cuck in movie history?
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