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What up?
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Patreon.
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It's our seventh time restarting the show.
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Okay?
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This is going to be the one.
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We are going to do the show on this one right here.
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Akash, we're doing a show on this one right here.
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Nothing.
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Al, we doing it on this one right here.
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Mark Gagnon, we doing this one right here.
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Okay, we doing this one right here.
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This is going to be the one where we do the show.
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A lot of shit popping off right now.
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We've tried to start the show on multiple different topics.
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It did not work out.
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We're going to talk about J.K. Rowlings.
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Okay.
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That's the writer of Harry Potter.
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Okay.
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Wrote that bitch.
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Wrote that shit that messed up.
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Masterpiece.
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She's the Hemingway of this generation.
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Yeah.
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That's the only author I could think of.
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Yeah, that's all good, bro.
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I'm with you on that.
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Okay.
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J.K. Rowlings says some training shit, right?
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She came out and she said that basically a woman is a woman.
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Yeah, somebody said like people who have their periods in some headline.
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People who have periods.
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And then she there was a word for that back in the day.
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Woombin.
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Woomban.
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Woombap.
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Woombim.
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Etc.
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And she made some interesting points because, of course, the trainers came at her.
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And then that little cuck, Daniel Radcliffe, sold that bitch down the river, bro.
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Sold that bitch down the river.
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Down the river.
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Down the motherfucking river.
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Bitch, how you gonna send this bitch down the river?
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Sell down to Tames.
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Bro.
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Yo.
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You can't be selling this bitch down to Tames?
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Is that how you pronounce it?
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Tim, I think.
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The River Times.
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Tim's River.
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The River Tims.
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Yeah, Tim's, I think.
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Son.
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I like Damon.
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The Tim's size 13.
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Yo, sell that bitch to the size 13 right down the river, bro.
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Radcliffe came out and he said, what'd he say?
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Who gives a fuck about that?
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Nah, he actually was like, I don't want to speak ill of her.
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Of course not, that's made you a millionaire.
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That's what I'm saying, yo.
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She changed his life.
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Let me tell you, if you're Daniel Radcliffe, whatever J.K. Rowlings says about trannies.
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Hey, I ain't got nothing to say.
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That's what you believe about trannies.
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The second you start speaking, stupify.
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You know that?
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You know that curse?
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Somebody know what that is?
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Tell me, yo, y'all want to go curse for curse?
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Okay, let's see what we got.
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Hey, you ready, buddy?
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Hey, y'all want to go curse for curse.
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Is it called the curse or what is it called?
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Spell?
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You don't want to go spell for spell?
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Have you read the books?
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Are you gay by birth?
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No.
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Hey, hey, bruh.
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Y'all want to go curse for curse?
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Hey, let's go.
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Okay, ready?
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This is what we're going to do.
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We're going to go around.
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Okay.
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All right.
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And you keep on going until you don't have a curse.
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If you are fucking Googling them curses right now, both of y'all googling curses, yo.
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Y'all out.
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Nah, Alex and Mark both fruitlessly Googling on their fucking computer.
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Ridiculous.
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All right.
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Now, y'all the judges now.
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All the judges now.
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Y'all out of the fucking game.
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No.
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Okay, you ready?
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Let's go.
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I did mine.
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Stupify, go.
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Expelliarmus.
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Get the fuck out of here, yo.
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You ready?
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You ready?
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You ready for me to body?
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You ready for me to body, Akash?
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Let's go.
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Are you ready for me to literally kill Akash?
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Avida Cadabra.
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Get the fuck out of here, boy.
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That's the death spell.
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I know that.
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What you know about Expecto Patronum out there?
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No!
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Shit!
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No!
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It's over!
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Yo!
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No!
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Why did you have to do that, bro?
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Shit, let me keep stalling.
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Hold up now.
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Hold up.
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All right.
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Oh.
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You hit me with a Patrona spell.
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That's a tough one right there, Don.
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I'm out, to be honest.
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Oh, Don.
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I just need one more to get you out of the fucking paint.
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You're right.
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You're right.
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Hold on.
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I got this.
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Hold on.
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I got this.
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No, Let me think back to all the things that they did.
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You don't want to hint?
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Yeah.
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Nah, no, no.
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I'll get no fucking hints, yo.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, ready?
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He goes, yeah.
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Yeah, that would be nice.
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I do want to hit.
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Nah, I do want to hit.
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All right, give me a hint.
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No, you're not fucking hints.
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Come on.
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How would you make an item fly?
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Oh, fly arms.
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I need a hair like a shot.
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No, I got one ready.
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I got one.
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Ready?
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Ready, bitch?
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Ready?
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Bitch.
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Let's go.
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Lumos.
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Oh, like this.
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Like this bitch.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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I'll just hit you with that.
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Oh, my God.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Oh, shit.
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I don't even know.
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Oh, fuck.
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Go.
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Oh, shit.
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The same hint still goes.
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How do you make some shit go float in the air?
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See, I don't give a fuck.
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I don't know.
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That shit didn't help nobody.
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Oh, fuck.
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Go.
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Oh, fuck.
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How do you pronounce it?
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Yeah, you don't know how.
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Wingard and Leviosa or something like that.
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That's it.
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Oh, my God.
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This motherfucker pulled that out of him.
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He hit the wrist, son.
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You hit the fucking wrist.
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Damn, bro.
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Son, I hit that shit, yo.
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Hey, it actually helped.
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That's literally it.
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That's a great hint, yo.
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That's a great hit.
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Hey, hold up now.
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Hold up now.
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Your boy still got it.
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Your boy still got it, though.
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Oh, shit.
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Are you playing the music?
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Oh, shit.
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You get nostalgic.
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Oh, shit.
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All right, ready?
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We okay?
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Okay, okay.
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I got it.
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I got it.
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I got you.
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Y'all ready?
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Are you ready?
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Yeah.
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Are you ready?
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Because this is it.
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Right here.
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This is a game changer right here.
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If you get one, it's over.
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No, no, it's over.
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I already know it's over.
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Ready?
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Fucking JK.
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Let's go.
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I don't know this bitch spells.
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Ready?
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All right, ready?
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You ready for it or no?
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You ready?
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Okay, ready?
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Yeah.
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Dick off a body cuss.
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Now I'm out, bro.
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But that means we're even.
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Did any of it?
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He already did it.
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He said not what?
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Yeah.
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I missed that one.
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Where you been?
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Bro, you forgot this one, bro.
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I was in a moment.
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Hold on.
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I was going to say, Abeas Corpus.
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That'll give me my next one.
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Oh, fuck, dude.
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That was good.
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Oh, that was really good.
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But we're even, though.
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Whatever, dog.
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I won.
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No, you did it.
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We said the same amount.
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I ended it.
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Now you did it.
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I ended it, yo.
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No, we ended it even at the same level.
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We both got to the same floor.
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I won.
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We both got to the same floor.
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Nah, I got to go.
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No, we both got to the same floor.
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It's the stalemate.
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So I could give you spells, and you have to say what the spell is.
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Yo, we're done with this game, bro.
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But we have to have a winner, though.
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All right, all right, boom.
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Ready?
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Go.
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How do you disarm your opponent?
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Expel the armor.
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I already said that.
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Fuck out of here.
Snape Cuck Game Stalemate
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Pay attention, Barbara.
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Yo, real talk.
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I was searching for Expeli Armis.
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I was searching for me.
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That's the one they say the most.
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Expel the Armist, bro.
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That's how motherfucking he got the Elder Monde.
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You fucking losers.
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You know what I'm saying?
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yo.
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Snape, cuck.
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Yo, you know what?
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It might be gay to like Harry Potter, but it's trans to not.
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Son, what you gonna be?
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Not what you gonna be.
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What you gonna be out here?
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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LGB or that T. Yo, that is an interesting discussion that we have to talk about here.
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Is Snape the biggest cuck in movie history?
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