Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - JK Rowling’s Anti Trans Spell | Patreon Sample
Aired: 2020-06-12
Duration: 08:41


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[00:00:24]  What up?
[00:00:25]  Patreon.
[00:00:26]  It's our seventh time restarting the show.
[00:00:28]  Okay?
[00:00:29]  This is going to be the one.
[00:00:30]  We are going to do the show on this one right here.
[00:00:34]  Akash, we're doing a show on this one right here.
[00:00:36]  Nothing.
[00:00:36]  Al, we doing it on this one right here.
[00:00:38]  Mark Gagnon, we doing this one right here.
[00:00:40]  Okay, we doing this one right here.
[00:00:42]  This is going to be the one where we do the show.
[00:00:44]  A lot of shit popping off right now.
[00:00:46]  We've tried to start the show on multiple different topics.
[00:00:49]  It did not work out.
[00:00:50]  We're going to talk about J.K. Rowlings.
[00:00:52]  Okay.
[00:00:52]  That's the writer of Harry Potter.
[00:00:55]  Okay.
[00:00:55]  Wrote that bitch.
[00:00:57]  Wrote that shit that messed up.
[00:00:59]  Masterpiece.
[00:01:00]  She's the Hemingway of this generation.
[00:01:02]  Yeah.
[00:01:03]  That's the only author I could think of.
[00:01:04]  Yeah, that's all good, bro.
[00:01:05]  I'm with you on that.
[00:01:06]  Okay.
[00:01:07]  J.K. Rowlings says some training shit, right?
[00:01:11]  She came out and she said that basically a woman is a woman.
[00:01:16]  Yeah, somebody said like people who have their periods in some headline.
[00:01:19]  People who have periods.
[00:01:20]  And then she there was a word for that back in the day.
[00:01:24]  Woombin.
[00:01:25]  Woomban.
[00:01:25]  Woombap.
[00:01:26]  Woombim.
[00:01:27]  Etc.
[00:01:28]  And she made some interesting points because, of course, the trainers came at her.
[00:01:31]  And then that little cuck, Daniel Radcliffe, sold that bitch down the river, bro.
[00:01:38]  Sold that bitch down the river.
[00:01:40]  Down the river.
[00:01:41]  Down the motherfucking river.
[00:01:43]  Bitch, how you gonna send this bitch down the river?
[00:01:45]  Sell down to Tames.
[00:01:47]  Bro.
[00:01:47]  Yo.
[00:01:48]  You can't be selling this bitch down to Tames?
[00:01:51]  Is that how you pronounce it?
[00:01:53]  Tim, I think.
[00:01:53]  The River Times.
[00:01:54]  Tim's River.
[00:01:55]  The River Tims.
[00:01:56]  Yeah, Tim's, I think.
[00:01:57]  Son.
[00:01:57]  I like Damon.
[00:01:58]  The Tim's size 13.
[00:02:00]  Yo, sell that bitch to the size 13 right down the river, bro.
[00:02:03]  Radcliffe came out and he said, what'd he say?
[00:02:05]  Who gives a fuck about that?
[00:02:08]  Nah, he actually was like, I don't want to speak ill of her.
[00:02:12]  Of course not, that's made you a millionaire.
[00:02:14]  That's what I'm saying, yo.
[00:02:16]  She changed his life.
[00:02:17]  Let me tell you, if you're Daniel Radcliffe, whatever J.K. Rowlings says about trannies.
[00:02:22]  Hey, I ain't got nothing to say.
[00:02:24]  That's what you believe about trannies.
[00:02:26]  The second you start speaking, stupify.
[00:02:30]  You know that?
[00:02:31]  You know that curse?
[00:02:33]  Somebody know what that is?
[00:02:34]  Tell me, yo, y'all want to go curse for curse?
[00:02:36]  Okay, let's see what we got.
[00:02:38]  Hey, you ready, buddy?
[00:02:39]  Hey, y'all want to go curse for curse.
[00:02:41]  Is it called the curse or what is it called?
[00:02:43]  Spell?
[00:02:43]  You don't want to go spell for spell?
[00:02:44]  Have you read the books?
[00:02:45]  Are you gay by birth?
[00:02:46]  No.
[00:02:52]  Hey, hey, bruh.
[00:02:54]  Y'all want to go curse for curse?
[00:02:56]  Hey, let's go.
[00:02:58]  Okay, ready?
[00:02:59]  This is what we're going to do.
[00:03:00]  We're going to go around.
[00:03:01]  Okay.
[00:03:01]  All right.
[00:03:02]  And you keep on going until you don't have a curse.
[00:03:04]  If you are fucking Googling them curses right now, both of y'all googling curses, yo.
[00:03:10]  Y'all out.
[00:03:11]  Nah, Alex and Mark both fruitlessly Googling on their fucking computer.
[00:03:15]  Ridiculous.
[00:03:19]  All right.
[00:03:20]  Now, y'all the judges now.
[00:03:22]  All the judges now.
[00:03:23]  Y'all out of the fucking game.
[00:03:24]  No.
[00:03:24]  Okay, you ready?
[00:03:25]  Let's go.
[00:03:26]  I did mine.
[00:03:26]  Stupify, go.
[00:03:27]  Expelliarmus.
[00:03:29]  Get the fuck out of here, yo.
[00:03:30]  You ready?
[00:03:31]  You ready?
[00:03:32]  You ready for me to body?
[00:03:33]  You ready for me to body, Akash?
[00:03:35]  Let's go.
[00:03:35]  Are you ready for me to literally kill Akash?
[00:03:38]  Avida Cadabra.
[00:03:39]  Get the fuck out of here, boy.
[00:03:42]  That's the death spell.
[00:03:43]  I know that.
[00:03:44]  What you know about Expecto Patronum out there?
[00:03:47]  No!
[00:03:49]  Shit!
[00:03:50]  No!
[00:03:51]  It's over!
[00:03:53]  Yo!
[00:03:54]  No!
[00:03:54]  Why did you have to do that, bro?
[00:03:56]  Shit, let me keep stalling.
[00:04:05]  Hold up now.
[00:04:06]  Hold up.
[00:04:08]  All right.
[00:04:11]  Oh.
[00:04:13]  You hit me with a Patrona spell.
[00:04:15]  That's a tough one right there, Don.
[00:04:17]  I'm out, to be honest.
[00:04:18]  Oh, Don.
[00:04:20]  I just need one more to get you out of the fucking paint.
[00:04:22]  You're right.
[00:04:22]  You're right.
[00:04:23]  Hold on.
[00:04:23]  I got this.
[00:04:26]  Hold on.
[00:04:26]  I got this.
[00:04:27]  No, Let me think back to all the things that they did.
[00:04:31]  You don't want to hint?
[00:04:32]  Yeah.
[00:04:33]  Nah, no, no.
[00:04:33]  I'll get no fucking hints, yo.
[00:04:36]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:04:37]  Okay, ready?
[00:04:38]  He goes, yeah.
[00:04:39]  Yeah, that would be nice.
[00:04:41]  I do want to hit.
[00:04:43]  Nah, I do want to hit.
[00:04:44]  All right, give me a hint.
[00:04:45]  No, you're not fucking hints.
[00:04:46]  Come on.
[00:04:48]  How would you make an item fly?
[00:04:50]  Oh, fly arms.
[00:04:55]  I need a hair like a shot.
[00:04:56]  No, I got one ready.
[00:04:56]  I got one.
[00:04:57]  Ready?
[00:04:57]  Ready, bitch?
[00:04:59]  Ready?
[00:05:00]  Bitch.
[00:05:01]  Let's go.
[00:05:02]  Lumos.
[00:05:03]  Oh, like this.
[00:05:07]  Like this bitch.
[00:05:09]  Oh, shit.
[00:05:10]  Oh, fuck.
[00:05:12]  I'll just hit you with that.
[00:05:14]  Oh, my God.
[00:05:15]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:05:20]  Oh, shit.
[00:05:21]  I don't even know.
[00:05:22]  Oh, fuck.
[00:05:23]  Go.
[00:05:25]  Oh, shit.
[00:05:26]  The same hint still goes.
[00:05:27]  How do you make some shit go float in the air?
[00:05:29]  See, I don't give a fuck.
[00:05:30]  I don't know.
[00:05:31]  That shit didn't help nobody.
[00:05:34]  Oh, fuck.
[00:05:35]  Go.
[00:05:36]  Oh, fuck.
[00:05:36]  How do you pronounce it?
[00:05:37]  Yeah, you don't know how.
[00:05:38]  Wingard and Leviosa or something like that.
[00:05:40]  That's it.
[00:05:41]  Oh, my God.
[00:05:42]  This motherfucker pulled that out of him.
[00:05:45]  He hit the wrist, son.
[00:05:46]  You hit the fucking wrist.
[00:05:50]  Damn, bro.
[00:05:51]  Son, I hit that shit, yo.
[00:05:53]  Hey, it actually helped.
[00:05:54]  That's literally it.
[00:05:55]  That's a great hint, yo.
[00:05:56]  That's a great hit.
[00:05:57]  Hey, hold up now.
[00:05:58]  Hold up now.
[00:05:59]  Your boy still got it.
[00:06:00]  Your boy still got it, though.
[00:06:03]  Oh, shit.
[00:06:04]  Are you playing the music?
[00:06:05]  Oh, shit.
[00:06:06]  You get nostalgic.
[00:06:07]  Oh, shit.
[00:06:10]  All right, ready?
[00:06:11]  We okay?
[00:06:13]  Okay, okay.
[00:06:15]  I got it.
[00:06:15]  I got it.
[00:06:16]  I got you.
[00:06:21]  Y'all ready?
[00:06:22]  Are you ready?
[00:06:23]  Yeah.
[00:06:23]  Are you ready?
[00:06:24]  Because this is it.
[00:06:25]  Right here.
[00:06:25]  This is a game changer right here.
[00:06:27]  If you get one, it's over.
[00:06:28]  No, no, it's over.
[00:06:29]  I already know it's over.
[00:06:29]  Ready?
[00:06:30]  Fucking JK.
[00:06:31]  Let's go.
[00:06:33]  I don't know this bitch spells.
[00:06:34]  Ready?
[00:06:34]  All right, ready?
[00:06:35]  You ready for it or no?
[00:06:36]  You ready?
[00:06:37]  Okay, ready?
[00:06:38]  Yeah.
[00:06:39]  Dick off a body cuss.
[00:06:45]  Now I'm out, bro.
[00:06:46]  But that means we're even.
[00:06:50]  Did any of it?
[00:06:53]  He already did it.
[00:06:54]  He said not what?
[00:06:55]  Yeah.
[00:06:55]  I missed that one.
[00:06:56]  Where you been?
[00:06:58]  Bro, you forgot this one, bro.
[00:06:59]  I was in a moment.
[00:07:01]  Hold on.
[00:07:05]  I was going to say, Abeas Corpus.
[00:07:09]  That'll give me my next one.
[00:07:11]  Oh, fuck, dude.
[00:07:12]  That was good.
[00:07:12]  Oh, that was really good.
[00:07:14]  But we're even, though.
[00:07:15]  Whatever, dog.
[00:07:16]  I won.
[00:07:17]  No, you did it.
[00:07:18]  We said the same amount.
[00:07:19]  I ended it.
[00:07:20]  Now you did it.
[00:07:20]  I ended it, yo.
[00:07:21]  No, we ended it even at the same level.
[00:07:23]  We both got to the same floor.
[00:07:24]  I won.
[00:07:24]  We both got to the same floor.
[00:07:25]  Nah, I got to go.
[00:07:26]  No, we both got to the same floor.
[00:07:27]  It's the stalemate.
[00:07:28]  So I could give you spells, and you have to say what the spell is.
[00:07:32]  Yo, we're done with this game, bro.
[00:07:34]  But we have to have a winner, though.
[00:07:36]  All right, all right, boom.
[00:07:37]  Ready?
[00:07:37]  Go.
[00:07:38]  How do you disarm your opponent?
[00:07:40]  Expel the armor.
[00:07:40]  I already said that.
[00:07:41]  Fuck out of here.

=== Snape Cuck Game Stalemate (00:58) ===

[00:07:43]  Pay attention, Barbara.
[00:07:44]  Yo, real talk.
[00:07:45]  I was searching for Expeli Armis.
[00:07:46]  I was searching for me.
[00:07:48]  That's the one they say the most.
[00:07:50]  Expel the Armist, bro.
[00:07:51]  That's how motherfucking he got the Elder Monde.
[00:07:54]  You fucking losers.
[00:08:00]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:08:01]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:08:03]  Yo.
[00:08:03]  Snape, cuck.
[00:08:04]  Yo, you know what?
[00:08:05]  It might be gay to like Harry Potter, but it's trans to not.
[00:08:08]  Son, what you gonna be?
[00:08:09]  Not what you gonna be.
[00:08:10]  What you gonna be out here?
[00:08:11]  Oh, shit.
[00:08:13]  Oh, shit.
[00:08:14]  LGB or that T. Yo, that is an interesting discussion that we have to talk about here.
[00:08:21]  Is Snape the biggest cuck in movie history?
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