Kim Jong-un is MisUNderstood as hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh argue his high North Korean approval contrasts with Western leadership failures, joking about his health and comparing him to neutral Switzerland. They pivot to Trump's rally tactics, conspiracy theories regarding orchestrated protests, and the ethics of immigrant vetting before debating NBA dynamics involving Kevin Durant, Draymond Green, and Jalen Green's $500,000 G League contract. Ultimately, the episode traces the NBA's evolution from low-scoring games to high-paced excitement, analyzing Jordan Brand's "Be Like Mike" campaign as a pinnacle of aspirational marketing that elevates Michael Jordan to a god-like status in sports history. [Automatically generated summary]
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Judging Kim Jong-un00:14:39
I really feel like on some level, he's misunderstood and he's not that bad.
He's not like bombing other countries.
He says he's going to do it, but he never does it.
Right, right, right.
Like, who are we really to judge Kim Jong-un?
We probably killed way more people than Kim Jong-un.
And he just kills his own.
Ooh, interesting point.
So, what's worse, killing your own or doing the U.S. shit and killing a lot of other men to prosper?
You have the right to kill your own.
Don't you?
That's through.
If that's the rules of your country, listen, don't we have the right to kill our own?
What's the rule called?
Death penalty.
Death penalty, we kill our own.
Okay.
You got the right to kill your own.
Okay.
Dude, think about it.
We kill our own.
It's fucked up when you go kill someone else because you're killing them when they're maybe not breaking the rules of their land.
Yo.
That we might be more fucked up.
Other countries might be more fucked up.
You have the right to kill your own.
We kill our own.
If some dude's out there raping and we kill him, everybody's like, nah, that was good.
Yeah.
There's countries like yours where that's okay.
Rape is legal, right?
So it's like, what's the deal?
Everybody got their own rules, man.
Everybody got their own rules.
You can't judge how somebody else parents his kids.
You can't judge.
That's what America is.
We're literally like the fucking white lady that walks up to the Puerto Rican girl who like spanked her son in the subway.
Like, you're trying to hit your kids.
Right?
And Kim Jong-un's like, mind your fucking business before I blow you up.
Yo.
But he doesn't do it because he's pussy.
What?
He's a decent guy.
He's decent when you think about it in terms of leaders in the world.
He's probably got the least amount of bodies.
He definitely got the least amount of bodies that aren't his own.
Oh, he's up there.
He's like, you know, hey, man.
That's Mother Teresa and United States.
Dude, honestly, in terms of the amount of people Mother Teresa killed and Kim Jong-un killed.
Outside of his own country.
Outside of his own country?
Not that different.
I would say the same.
I would say, if anything, maybe Mother Teresa killed more people.
She was probably going around.
She might have had like a cough or something like that.
Somebody got a cough, shitty immune system, they died.
Kim Jong-un not traveling.
He's not even leaving.
He's not leaving the country, baby.
Everything's coming to him.
Dennis Rodman coming to him.
He was on the last dance before everyone.
Was he not?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you right.
That's it.
You're right.
He's shooting bombs in the air, whatever.
You know how much Asians love fireworks?
I think a lot of times these people are completely misunderstood.
They don't have a Chinatown where you can get the fireworks.
You got to get the fireworks from the fucking military.
So that's all he got.
That's all he got.
There's no Chinese allowed in to make a Chinatown.
Think about this.
Is Kim Jong-un that bad when you really want to consider global leaders?
Is he that bad?
Hey, man, you know, he's Sweden to the rest of the country or Switzerland.
What's the neutral one, Switzerland?
Switzerland.
Switzerland.
He's just Switzerland.
He's minding his own business, blowing his own rockets into his own water.
Maybe Switzerland killing a lot of their own people and we don't know about it.
And we don't even ask because they're like, we're neutral, we're neutral.
Yeah.
We don't even know what's going on there.
But we got no clue.
No clue what's going on in Switzerland, but we don't judge the prime minister of Switzerland.
Maybe it's racism.
Maybe it is.
You know what I mean?
Wait, what?
We just jumped to racism.
I'm just saying, listen, he's Asian and we're judging him.
Maybe Switzerland doing the same thing.
But they're white.
But they got white privilege.
That's it.
I'm just trying to flip the liberal logic on him.
No, you might be right about this.
Hey, let's rock with it.
What is Switzerland?
Hey, you ready for it?
Yeah.
Always.
Kim Jong-un never said he was neutral during times of hardship.
Shit.
Real talk.
Switzerland has killed more people than other people's people than Kim Jong-un.
Yeah.
Hey, you might say Kim Jong-un is having atrocities on his own people.
Who lets atrocities happen to other people?
To other people.
Switzerland.
Switzerland.
Matter of fact, North Korea was probably started because they were like, we're not going to let atrocities happen to our people.
Yeah.
We got to start a new career.
Right?
Yeah.
There's something to this.
If Kim Jong-un.
Was the leader of Switzerland, he could do some great things to that country, bro.
Real talk.
I'm being serious.
Hey, if you tired of going to war as a U.S. and stepping into problems that aren't your own and intervening in everybody else's shit, you know who would be a great president?
Kim Jong-un.
Oon, baby.
Oon.
Numero uno.
Numero uno.
Think about it.
This guy, he's a legend, bro.
He's a legend.
Honestly, we really need to look into this.
I hope he doesn't die.
People are saying he's dead already?
No, no, so South Korea.
I don't know why South Korea is reporting this, but they said it's healthy.
Haters, bro.
They hate us because they ain't us.
Wait, so they're saying he's healthy, though.
Huh?
They're saying he's healthy, though.
They're saying he's healthy?
South Korea is saying he's healthy.
I heard the reports are that he's brain dead.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
And that being said, I don't think that should be a requirement to lead.
No, I mean that.
I mean that.
I mean that.
If Joe Biden go run for fucking president, bro, if Biden could be out there, who's more brain dead right now?
Joe Biden, Kim Jong-un?
It's not far.
It's not far.
There we go.
It's not far.
It's just like a weekend at Bernie situation.
That's it.
A weekend at Ums.
A weekend at Jongies.
A weekend at Jongies.
I think that there's something severely misunderstood about Kim Jong-un.
I really do.
Severely.
Severely misunderstood.
You should be allowed to spank your kids.
When you're the daddy of a nation, sometimes you got to spank your kids.
But can you spank someone else's kids?
No.
It's disrespectful.
He would never.
Now, if someone told you, hey, we don't like the way you spank your kids and you had some nuclear weapons.
I was threatened.
I'd be like, I spank the fuck out of your kids.
How about that?
Don't let me spank my kids, motherfucker.
Yo, Kim Jong-un might be the most American motherfucker out there.
Can I be honest with you?
In the way that he operates.
That's why Trump called him Rocket Boy.
It was a compliment.
It was a compliment.
The bomb's bursting in the air.
What are we about, yo?
You don't think he listens to the national anthem?
He's like, that's just slaps.
That's what I do.
The bombs burst in the air.
Bro, I'm telling you, we could learn something from Kim Jong-un.
Man gave his life.
The man gave his life.
Why are you saying it's so Asian?
Because he's alive.
He gave his life.
Dude, for real.
The guy gave his fucking life, man.
So the report is that.
What's the official report, Al?
He's in grave danger after surgery.
So the real question is, what surgery?
What surgery did he get?
What surgery?
Penis enlargement.
You think it's penis enlargement?
Gotta be.
I thought it was putting the folds on their eyelids.
You know how Asians don't do that shit?
I thought he was getting that Brazilian butt lift.
Why, Al?
Suck the fat out the stomach and then make his ass more attractive for a Rodman.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Rodman, isn't he into the Lady Boys?
Isn't Rodman into Lady Boys?
No, I think Robin would be.
He's a Lady Boy.
He was wearing the drawers.
I don't know how that word works.
I don't buy this shit one bit.
I'll be honest, I think I know what happened.
Oh, that's not what happened.
I think I know what happened.
I think I know what happened.
I'm saying, I'll be honest, like you saying some different shit than you normally say.
I'll be honest.
I think I know what happened.
The only difference is the words I think.
Akash, I'm going to be even more honest than I was just about to be.
I'm going to increase honesty by at least one decibel right now, okay?
I think, we know he's a big basketball fan.
Is he not?
Oh, yeah.
What do you think he was doing Sunday?
Watching the last motherfucking dance for his boy.
Bitch wife was probably yapping the fuck up about it.
He's got missed a very important part.
You know, he can't rewind.
He's in North Korea.
They ain't got a motherfucking rewind.
No, right?
You don't have no chance.
Heart attack.
Heart attack.
Yep.
Straight to the hospital.
That's what he's recovering from.
And he probably like, look, just tell everybody I'm dead for 10 weeks.
I got 10 episodes of this show to get through.
Five weeks.
I've been assuming it.
Maybe even as soon as the Rodman episode is over, you'll start hearing little reports that he's recovering.
A miracle recovery.
We need to start selling some bands.
What would Un do?
Because that is genius.
This guy's a fucking genius.
Yo.
Hey, man.
He's the guy.
This guy's the guy.
Prepare.
Takes care of his fucking people.
You don't hear any of them bitching about coronavirus.
He don't got to build a man cave to go watch his documentary.
No.
He just leaks media reports.
He's dying.
That's it.
Leave me alone.
Let me be by my lonesome.
Yo.
Man.
Motherfucking legend, bro.
Motherfucking legend as Kim Jong-un is.
You know what the funniest part to me is?
Is his sister might take over and everybody's saying she's just as bad.
And it's like, come on, yo.
We really finna be afraid of this bitch?
Yeah, come on, yo.
The sister?
I'm going to be afraid of the sister?
Oh, no, the sister.
What do you think she's going to do?
I mean, I don't know.
Fucking take away our fried rice.
Bitch, with that thing, Korean fried rice.
Take away our barbecue.
Yeah, they can fry chicken, actually.
They got a bomb fried chicken.
They got a fried chicken.
Koreans got good fried chicken.
Yeah, yeah.
And if she did that, there would only be problems in like New York or LA or cities that know about Korean fried chicken.
So you're not concerned about a new leader in any case?
I'm not scared of a female dictator.
I'm going to just be honest with you.
What up, everybody?
Welcome to another episode of Flagrant 2.
I'm Andrew Schultz.
I'm here with Akash Shane.
We got Alex Media, Mark Gagnon in the building.
We gave Mark a mic.
Let's see if we regret it.
Mark, say hello into the mic.
Yo, what's up, everybody?
Oh, shit.
It's on, baby.
Sexy ass voice.
I'm going to just keep it a buck.
You're not.
I'm going to keep it a buck buck.
You're going to keep it a buck buck?
You're going to get it a buck buck?
I ain't afraid of no female dictator.
Is there a female that isn't a dictator?
That's what I'm saying.
Every married man, I've been with this.
Ain't he?
We're used to it.
He just apologized a little more than he normally would.
Honestly, we probably put them there in the first place to get them out the house.
Like, you don't think Angela Merkel or whatever that bitch name from Germany, you don't think her husband is like, no, no, go dictate or do whatever the fuck you want.
And also, first of all.
Stop telling me what to do.
Tell everybody what to do.
That bitch tried to tell all of Europe what to do.
It wasn't enough, Germany.
Right?
She wants to bring the European Union.
You just want more people.
Tell what the fuck to do.
That's all this bitch wants.
Right?
We should bring it together.
Why should we bring together?
So I can tell you what the fuck to do.
Yeah, boy.
We should have one currency.
Why?
So I can spend it.
That's why women want to get married first.
That's why they want kids first.
It's just more motherfuckers I can do.
Tell me what to do.
I got to dictate to people.
We're not going to let it happen.
We're putting a stop to this, ladies.
Hey, you know who's the man for the job, Trump?
Shut up.
Hey, bitch.
Hey, but look, got her green card on the edge of the table.
You see what he did?
You know that Melania almost fucked up the last dance for him.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Melanie almost fucked up the last dance for him.
Motherfucker said immigration is now illegal.
Right?
He almost sent that bitch back to Poland or whatever fake Poland she from.
What fake Poland is she from?
I don't know what fake Poland she's from.
Lithuania, Lusitania, the Titanic.
Which fucking ship is this bitch?
Which fucking European-ass ship is this bitch from, right?
I mean, no disrespect to the Floatus.
Floatis is a dope rap name.
Yeah, real talk.
Someone got to call himself Floatis.
Floatis is nice.
That shit is fire.
Yeah.
But real talk.
Where is she from?
And why haven't we heard from this bitch when Corona came about?
You barely speak English, son.
I love it when she tried to tell us what to do.
Right?
You need to take care of your kids.
Taking care of kids in party.
She's from Slovenia.
She's from where?
Slovenia.
That's a fake Poland.
That's a fake Poland, bro.
All that shit is Poland, bro.
All that shit is Poland.
Alex.
Yo, do we got listeners in Slovenia?
Tell us why you're not Poland.
Message in and tell us why you're not Poland.
You like waiting to get it.
We didn't get that talk back, right?
I'm listening.
We could get that response in like a month.
These motherfuckers are going to let her over.
Send that shit on a ship.
That's sad when white countries are shit.
I know, yo.
Y'all really fucked up.
Yo, do you see it?
And do you get depressed?
Legitimately, I do.
I feel bad for white people who are like white countries that are poor.
I'm like, y'all fucked up.
Like, do y'all look at the whites that have made it?
And what do you think?
Hell yeah.
Yeah, of course.
But like, when you're Indian, it's different, right?
How so?
Like, like, when I look at like Poland and all that kind of shit, I feel bad for him, yo.
Yeah, but it's like, why can't they just get it together?
Yeah.
I feel bad because it's like, how'd you fuck this up?
Yeah.
This seems impossible.
Yeah, but what do you think it was?
What do you think it was?
I don't know.
What did they do different?
They must have lost a war to other white people.
Oh, you think we went to war with them?
We bodied them.
I assume.
Yeah, but you think that they would just kind of like sneak in.
Yo, that's a great point.
You get rid of that goofy ass accent in a generation or two.
It is a stupid accent.
It's so stupid, dude.
It is really dumb.
That might be Trump's greatest skill is putting up with that fucking accent on a family basis.
Right?
Like, just imagine hearing that stupid, honey, what are we going to do this weekend with kids?
Like, he don't ever spend time with his kid, huh?
No, the little one that he had with her.
No chance.
I feel bad for that kid.
That kid, I really feel bad for because everybody hates the kid.
He did nothing.
No fucking thing.
He did nothing.
Genuinely, all jokes aside, I feel bad for that kid.
That's a fucking kid.
You can't help who your parents are.
You feel bad for a kid with abusive parents.
Yeah.
This is the same thing.
The kid got no fucking control of the situation.
Trump's Accent Tolerance00:10:44
He's in.
He's rich.
His mom hot with fake tits.
Don't you feel bad for him then?
I truly do.
Do you think if he sucks his mom's tits, it's bad or it's okay because they're not technically hers?
Yo.
Do you think they got to check the pH of the breast milk?
Because that shit got so much saline in it.
Wait, can you breastfeed if you're probably not?
If you have fake tits, can you breastfeed?
Probably not, right?
Kind of?
I don't know.
Depends on if you get it over the muscle or under the muscle.
Yeah.
If it's over the muscle, no.
I don't remember which way it is, but some women, depending on how you do it, you can or you can't.
Damn.
Over the muscle, though, you probably just take the shit out, right?
Just grab some scissors.
I mean, just quick in and out.
You know what I mean?
Nah, just pull the shit out.
Yeah, I mean, you could.
Dog, man.
I don't know what to say, man.
I really don't know what to say.
My heart is broken over Kim Jong-un right now, dog.
My heart is broken, Al.
Dude, my heart can't go on.
Hey, you know what else you can say?
What?
You know who loves Kim Jong-un?
Who's that?
North Koreans.
They fucking love him, dude.
They love this guy.
That guy got a hundred percent approval rating, bro.
It's not divided like America.
You know what I'm saying?
Half of America loves Trump, other half of America's gay.
Yo, what if Trump just starts saying, I understand there are people that are gay and they don't love me?
I get it.
I understand my approval.
He's like, No, no, we're Democrats.
No, no, I understand your vote.
The whole rating is 51%, 49% gay.
That's how you get the black vote.
That's how you get the vote.
Yo, who you vote for?
Trump, son.
I ain't gay, son.
I ain't gonna be not voting Trump.
They're a right-in Biden, no homo.
Biden paused.
Biden paused, though.
But Biden paused, though.
Like, for real.
No, I had to vote for Biden.
You know what I mean?
I know it was type gay when I flipped that sweat.
Dude, that's how he got to do it.
Trump could do it.
I want to be honest.
Trump could be aware of that.
I wonder if there's a way you can make the ballot like you.
The only way to vote Democrat is to flick your wrist.
Son, that's how you vote.
You go like that.
I think Democrat's down.
Right?
And then fucking Republicans like, Trump is just up.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, fingering somebody, and you ain't asking no permission.
Say that, bitch.
Grab me while the pussy bitch.
Flip that clip.
Ain't that perfect?
You grabbing the pussy of your Trump.
Yo, real talk.
I think that motherfuckers are going to vote for Trump, man.
I know it sounds crazy.
Alex already told me privately he's voting for him, man.
Hey, don't do it.
Remember when you said that to me?
No, I did.
Remember when you said that?
You said you're giving up white women and you're voting for Trump.
Oh, because you got crazy fans who believe us.
You say you're giving up white women, you're voting for Trump.
Wow, that's two anti-black things.
I can't believe it, yo.
Son, I wasn't Kim Jong-u enough to do the math on that concern.
Son, Kim Jong-un would have been laughing at that, though.
He would have found that funny.
Yo, real talk, yo.
Alex, how are you selling out?
Son, is that wild that you would give up?
Preposterous for you to say that.
Say again?
It's preposterous for you to say that.
What do you mean?
Peposter.
I will never give up white women.
Come on, son.
Remember when you said to me in confidence?
Yo, stop.
In confidence, you said this.
You were like, yo, this shit was crazy.
Because he goes, I'm saying this in confidence.
Right?
And you just know people start sentences like that, right?
But he goes, I'm telling you this in confidence.
He's like, I don't like that Trump is getting all the black dudes out of prison.
I was like, why not?
He goes, because they're going to take all my white bitches.
That's what he said to me.
That's what you said to me, dude.
It was so funny if he was really upset.
But then when you said that, he laughed like a oh shit.
Son, put this man in the back of jail.
I thought of Felon Bay.
I'm like, damn, all them white bitches are jailed.
He got a fucking billionaire when he got out.
Son, you never got a chance out here in these streets, bro.
Yeah, shit.
Bro.
Shit, I got to go back to jail.
Real talk.
Come out with some tats.
Wait a minute.
What?
I got to go back to jail and come to you.
Oh, so that you get that.
No, but when all these other guys are coming out of jail, you're going to have some serious competition.
You're going to have to go back to black women, bro.
That's a fact.
Bro, we're Spanish right now.
What kind of great depression and pussy do you think Alex is about to experience and he's going to go back to black women?
Son, do you think, Al?
What would it take for you to go back to black women, Al?
I've been on black women recently.
You're lying, bro.
Because I have.
Why are you lying, dog?
You ain't fucking quarantined.
Nobody done nothing recently.
Nah, recent is before quarantine.
So before quarantine, you've made love to a black woman.
I made sweet love to a black woman.
Sweet love.
Mark, you have a microphone.
You might want to chime in here.
Yeah, Mark, chime.
I mean, I have no input on this.
Yeah, we've had different roles because of that.
All the sweet love making I was making to black women, he had to wait outside the room.
He's like, God damn, I can't.
I got to sleep.
Now you guys got your own room so you can make sweet love to black women.
Yes.
What was he here?
What was her name?
What was the girl's name?
Chill, I can't do that.
Why can't you do that?
Because she listens.
Because you can't pronounce it?
Sniping my head.
That was good.
I just can't remember, but say different.
Huh?
All right, fine.
Fair enough.
There we go.
Just fair the fuck enough, man.
All right.
It's a lot of crazy shit going on out here in the world, man.
Oh, man.
Yo, so Trump is stopping immigration while we're talking about Trump.
Right.
Now, or he said he's thinking about doing it or signing the executive order.
He said he signed the executive order.
I don't know if he can pull it off, but it's election season, baby.
What does immigration mean?
Not because of the money.
No, no, I mean it was a little vague.
It's like, what?
You not letting motherfuckers come in?
Nah, because immigrate doesn't mean come in.
It means try to live here.
Try to live here.
That's what's funny is you can still visit.
If you're worried about the virus, real talk.
Before we let anybody else come in, I'm going to need to see if they were talking shit.
I would like to check your tweets.
That's valid.
I think that the president should be allowed to do that.
A lot of liberals would be getting tweet deleted.
I wouldn't be the only one out here only having 2,139 tweets.
But don't you think that's fair that you should be able to look through somebody's tweets in the past?
Like, if we cancel people for a bunch of different reasons, but if you look through the tweets in the past and you see them say some shit like, oh, America thinks there's the best, but there's no healthcare, shouldn't you be able to present that to somebody that's trying to come to America and get citizenship?
Honestly, not bad logic.
If you subscribe to cancel culture, this is essentially just cancel culture.
Let's say someone wants to go to India or someone want to go to another country.
I know you guys are listening from England, all these places in the world.
Someone's talking mad shit about your country popping off at the lip.
Now they want to be a citizen.
Shouldn't you be able to check them on that?
You feel away.
I would feel away.
Yeah.
You wouldn't, as America, you'd be like, oh, I'm not allowed to feel away.
Why not?
Because we're like the best and you're not supposed to be confident in being the best.
You know how people, whatever.
But like, if you went from these bitch-ass countries like England.
Yo, you heard that, England?
England, y'all some bitches?
I don't want that smoke.
You heard that?
You don't want English smoke?
We done had the English smoke 250 years ago.
Fuck out of here, England.
Fuck out of here.
And again in 1812.
And again, you try to run it back.
Ain't work.
Oh, Brexit ass.
I don't know.
From here, it looked like it worked.
Those pretty ass eyes you got there.
Hey, honestly, for that, thank you.
I'm not giving a buck.
Buck bucket.
Thank you for that.
You have benefit off of that.
Yeah.
Do you think your girl would be with you if you didn't have pretty eyes?
No chance.
So there is one reason anyone on earth finds me attractive.
And that is?
Damn sure I ain't 5'7.
Get the close up on them eyes.
Get them close up on them.
Oh, damn.
You're serving me right now.
You're trying to get fucked in the eyes?
Okay.
Now, can you say it was worth it, the English guy that raped someone in your family?
Can you say on some level it was.
I got his brain is processing.
I got a bit about this.
Listen.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't be mad at it.
You know what I mean?
Was it worth it on some level?
Because now you get to have kids with your girl and bring some more beautiful people into it.
Is it worth it on some level?
I got a bit where I used to say, this is a real story.
I used to ask my parents where I got these eyes from and they would never like have an answer, like a real answer.
Yeah, yeah.
And then eventually you just kind of realize they're just thinking, like, yeah, well, your great grandma took them for the team.
So it's in the gene pool now.
Now, here's the thing.
Let's just talk about it, right?
Unfortunately, unfortunately, rape is quite prevalent in India.
Unfortunately, it's a bit of an issue.
It's a bit of an issue in some parts, right?
Bit of an issue.
Oh, yeah.
Problem.
Okay.
So if rape is going to be around, right?
Right, right, right.
If it's there already, it's like you might as well get some eyes out of it.
If it's going to happen.
I would say maybe we only learn rape because of England.
Oh, they brought it in.
They, you know what I mean?
Some of them positions in the Kama Sutra did not look very consensual, my friends.
Right?
The bitch's fucking feet are behind her head.
I don't think that shit gets there like open.
How are you going to do that on your own?
Say again?
You're going to need some level of consent to get the feet back there like a motherfucking.
You think?
You don't think they were forced back there?
Let me open up that.
That's busting at the widest open.
It is, but y'all busted it the widest open.
Real talk.
Got your fucking legs out here, like the goddamn Wigmans logo or whatever.
Just scared the fuck out of here.
This look like a Starbucks.
Look at the Hartford hockey team out here.
You know what I mean?
All right.
But yeah, so that is, you get a nice little benefit.
You know what I mean?
Hey, it wasn't all bad.
You know what I mean?
That's what I'm saying.
It's like, there's hurricanes every single year in the Bahamas, right?
Yeah.
But they don't get no pretty eyes out of it.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Hartford Hockey Team00:03:52
I used to get real tight at people who try to defend the English and be like, they're not all bad.
We got railroads out of it.
And then I was like, fuck you.
Y'all love the railroads?
Yeah.
That's the bus, yo.
What?
That's the bus.
And the railroads.
Y'all all over the railroad.
Nah, no.
Y'all ever been on the railroad in India?
If you ever been on railroad in India, that shit ain't no.
Son, I've been in India, bro.
I've been on the railroad, son.
I like it when y'all put a carpet up there, pretend y'all doing the magic.
Son, that shit is lit.
I see y'all up there.
Oh, new world.
Don't you dare close your eyes.
No, seriously, don't cut your ass.
You can miss a third and fall up there.
Son, that shit is lit.
That's innovative.
I hate how hard Al's laughs on the car.
It was innovative, bro.
I hate it.
I hate it.
Because it wasn't that good.
It was good.
It was good.
It wasn't that good.
You can picture that shit.
It wasn't that.
That's why I'm not sure.
You never seen that shit.
You fucking picture it.
Because you're not actually ignorant.
Now the shit laughs like a fucking ignorant person.
It is true.
They do that shit.
And you've never seen a dude with a push start?
They've got to push the button on the forehead to start the...
Start.
That's what they do.
Start the car.
Push, right.
That was great.
That was fantastic.
I can't hate on that.
That was fun.
Son, it's a game they play with the kids to get the kids all excited about it.
They're like, how do you fucking got the dog?
That push the dinner.
That was fantastic.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck you.
That was really good.
Fuck you.
He's such a good cake.
He's going to get ripped up tonight for the Indian community.
He's like, how you going to take that shit?
I'll just have you.
I've never heard Al laugh like this in my life.
They don't have to carry the weight in the weight of the community.
Al's usually carrying the weight of the community.
That is an advantage to be a white is when y'all make fun of white people.
It's not like white people call me up like, how you gonna let our colleague Alice talk about white people?
I hear it every episode.
It's a like word.
The last episode, all we eat is fucking zebra cakes and some shit like that.
I didn't say it's all you eat.
Oh, I was like, who eats the most?
Son, I really thought you were saying they were eating zebra.
Because we didn't have vegetables in the world.
Did nobody try zebra?
I'm sure they have in Africa.
I would try it.
It feels like there's a lot of animals going around to be eating.
Yeah, they eat everything everywhere.
Yeah.
You go somewhere they're eating that animal.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, so.
The problem is when you take the eat everywhere people and you mix them with urban people.
Yeah, yeah.
Eat any animal people should be with people who eat all the animals.
That's your community.
That's what you guys eat.
When you start mixing it with the city, you got the wet markets.
That's where we're fucked up.
Yeah.
I think it's okay to just eat whatever animal as long as you live with them.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
You got herd immunity from eating the herd.
From eating the fucking herd.
Yeah.
I mean, like, let's get to the bottom of it.
I still can't get over Al's laugh, yo.
Why?
That shit was from such a fucking, like, his soul felt a release.
I'm just picturing a ladder on top of the tree.
Nah, the second laugh.
You didn't see that?
That's a thing that they do.
That is a thing that they do, bro.
And you sing the song and everything like that.
Nah, for real.
Oh, God.
We saw it.
What?
We saw the whole new world.
Yo, hit it.
What is it?
Tell me, princess.
Now, what did you discuss?
What is the song?
I don't know the song.
I don't know the song.
Magic Spoon Cereal00:02:34
How does it go, Al?
Oh, my God.
I forgot.
How does it go?
What you mean you forgot?
I forgot, nigga.
No.
Come on, you black cracker motherfucker.
You haven't called me that word like that.
Black cracker.
Come on, Saiyan Cracker.
Saying cracker, black cracker.
Come on, what do y'all call me?
What do you mean what we call you?
Remember, we were doing the races last night?
Oh, yeah.
I didn't have any.
You white nigga.
And then what am I for you?
We didn't have one.
We still haven't figured that out.
Figure one out.
Fuck.
Send me some suggestions.
Push start could be good.
Push start.
White push start, motherfucker.
Son.
You never heard them do that shit?
You've never seen them do it.
There's videos of them doing it.
They walk on, they hit it.
And then the guy just goes, all right, guys, we got to stop paying some bills real quick.
I'm trying to get you some good breakfast, man.
I'm trying to get you some good, tasty breakfast out here.
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That's crazy.
China Lockdown Protests00:15:24
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Now let's get back to the show.
No, but in all seriousness, bro.
Oh, man.
Yo, did you see the people out there protesting?
Oh, yeah, protesting, staying inside.
Yeah, they're protesting, staying inside.
And then their nurses, did you see the nurses go out and counter protests?
That's idiotic.
Why would you counter protest?
Stay inside, bitch.
What you doing?
No, no, listen.
All due respect to nurses.
We're very grateful for nurses and all that kind of shit.
Thank you very much, nurses, for doing what you're doing.
That being said.
It's illogical to protest people telling you to stay inside by going outside and protesting and screaming.
Who's most likely to have it?
Oh, honestly, that's actually a good countermeasure.
Like, if you like, nah, we need to teach these guys a lesson.
Let's go breathe on all these motherfuckers.
Oh, you think the nurses were actually out there trying to kill them?
It'll be strategic.
Yo, fuck them.
That's what I don't understand.
Everybody's like, how can they open up Florida?
Think about the fucking retards it's going to kill.
Aren't you happy about that?
Ain't that threatening violence?
You're saying maybe they're doing it on purpose.
Maybe they're trying to like, they're trying to slim at thin out the herd in Florida.
Thin out the herd.
And listen, a lot of people who are mad at these guys and think they should go inside hate our current president.
Who probably voted for our current president in a swing state in maybe the swing state of Florida is probably the motherfuckers outside protesting.
Let them all catch it.
Yeah, Loki, I kind of like that they're outside, though.
I like that protest.
You about that.
You about that.
I'm kind of about that action.
Yo, you know what I mean?
I don't like being outside.
I don't like being told I got to stay inside.
It's great seeing the more money you make, the more you like Trump.
It's so fun to watch the fucking transformation.
It's not Trump.
I just like motherfuckers going, fuck you.
I love someone who just says, fuck you.
When they tell you to stay inside.
You like motherfuckers saying, fuck you.
You love motherfuckers saying fuck you.
Keep your tax money.
No, it's not about the money thing.
Whatever, yo.
It isn't.
You remember how many debates we have and I was like, liberals are annoying.
You're like, nah, man.
No, you did.
You were on Republican shit way before me.
Yeah.
Y'all annoying as fuck.
You were on Republican shit.
Yeah, yeah.
And I knew, I knew, I said, Shault's going to get rich and he can come over here.
He can get it.
I'm not Republican, but liberals.
To be fair, though.
I was saying my most wildest shit back when I wasn't making that much money.
That's true.
Right?
It was during Brilliant Idiots.
That's true.
To be fair.
That's true.
So I did get in.
You were saying wildest shit, most wild shit you said?
Like, not PC?
You were more flagrant on Brilliant Idiots than you are here.
No, no, no.
Most like defending conservatives.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
But yeah, yeah.
But in all seriousness.
Yeah.
In all seriousness.
In the most seriousness.
That's a weird saying in all seriousness.
Yeah.
I really forgot what we were talking about.
All jokes aside.
Come on, it's 420 yesterday, man.
Shout out to Raddix Remedies.
But no, but there's, but why did I bring up the Trump thing?
Going outside.
You like motherfuckers going outside.
Oh, I like that people are going outside.
I like it.
You shouldn't just bend over and do whatever the fucking country tells you to do.
Just get fucked right in your ass.
That's what people are doing.
Son, the pictures from those protests, though, it was struggle protests.
Like five people.
You ever watched it?
It's not the best.
It's not the best of the best.
They crop pictures.
But yo, here's the thing.
If it's not even a big deal, this is another thing to consider.
If it's five people, why are we giving it so much attention?
So that's to Mark's point.
Mark thinks it's fake protests because they know it'll draw attention.
And the more people hate on it, the more people will retweet it and whatever.
And then it'll hit people that are kind of neutral to be like, you know what?
They're right.
Let me go outside.
And then it becomes a thing.
Mark Schwartz.
That's how fucking won the election.
We fucking red pill him right now, Mark.
We were saving this.
We were really saving this.
We were going to do more research and figure everything out and find if it was the truth or who was really behind it.
Is it China?
Is it Russia?
Is it America?
Is it Dems?
Is it conservatives?
But should we fucking red pill them right now, Mark?
Let's do it.
Are you fucking ready, Mark?
Yo, let's do it.
Are you ready, Mark?
Nope.
All right, dog.
Red pill them right now.
When you want to know the real shit about these protesters right now, not really.
Oh, thank you.
You ever watch a movie or like a series?
You remember Game of Thrones?
How like all of a sudden the dragon bitch went bad and you're like, yo, that character shift happened too fast.
That's Andrew was going outside two weeks ago.
Let me tell you what's going to happen with the lockdown.
Don't go outside.
You can't come here if you've been outside.
And now you're like, yo, let's go outside.
It took one Patreon episode.
All of a sudden, he's like, yo, fuck this.
We outside.
I can show you the world.
Shiny shivering.
Trend.
I could not join genetically.
What is the next line?
I don't know.
Tell me what street to turn on.
It's a magic carpet run.
Oh, new one.
No, you can't play it, son.
What if I put an under the voice?
No, you can't play it.
It's too much risk.
And we're going to get flagged for that.
That's small sound.
That small street to turn on.
Is that what the link is?
I think which street.
Tell me which street.
To turn on for the best.
Halal.
Y'all don't even do halal.
Nah, we fuck with it, though.
You do like halal?
I love it.
Why?
Man, it's just, it's all essentially the same food.
It's spicy.
It's rice.
It's just you know, every Indian comedy has a joke about Bidyani.
That's just Bidyani with a little more meat.
Right.
Chicken or rice or whatever.
So you guys are the same.
Hey, look.
I'm behind you.
It's not that different, right?
Yeah.
You said a bit about this too.
I don't get offended if you think I'm some other shit.
Yeah.
If you're close, that's what I'm saying.
So why are you mad?
I'm laughing at the hilas shit.
Yeah.
Because the way you were laughing was like, OD.
Why was it OD?
Why was it OD?
Because he's always thought that way about you.
He once told me, I'm no bullshit.
Oh, another one.
No, this is what you said.
I remember you were late.
I was like, yeah, our cost is in a little bit of traffic, but he's getting here.
And he'd be like, can't you just soar over traffic?
He said that to me seriously, bro.
He goes, Can't just sore with the traffic.
I was like, what are you talking about?
Right before he voted for Trump.
Son, he's voting for Trump.
He's off white women, but he's pro-Trump.
That's what Alex said to me.
But you think off-whites, the company, was a movement to try to get black dudes to stop fucking white women?
Oh my God.
Black white off-white.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Yo, we off-whites.
They still got the plastic on it, like black people's couches.
And it's made by Virgil, and he dates a white woman.
Virgil dates a white woman.
His wife is white.
Get out of here.
Of course.
I mean, you didn't know that.
It makes sense.
I actually thought it'd be a white dude for keeping it a buck buck.
I like this buck buck.
We got to keep it a buck buck.
Okay.
All right, Mark, you ready to red pill?
Yo, I'm using my shit.
Maybe that's the one.
Buck buck.
Buck buck.
You white buck buck, motherfucker.
Get out of here, yo.
You gotta call him a buck buck.
Shut the fuck up, yo.
I didn't say bucker buckboard.
You don't hear me say With a hard R, dog.
All right.
Are we ready to red pill him?
Yeah, we got it.
All right, let's go, Kraken.
No, there's just this weird thread that's going around with all these protests.
So basically, what people are saying is that the websites.
Real quick, real quick, let me just preface.
I swear to you, I stopped listening as soon as he started talking.
I swear to God, I had to step in.
I swear to God, he didn't close up on my eye.
I was listening.
I had to step in.
I was like, he channeled Eden right now.
Oh, it's his mic, dude.
It's Eden's mic.
Bro, it smells like Taquitos.
I'm just saying.
Getting that corona, yo.
So here's the thing, right?
So here's the thing.
All these protests popped off at the same time.
Right?
Around the same time, right?
You had one happen in Minnesota, one happened in Virginia, one happened in Pennsylvania.
Michigan.
One happened in Michigan.
And I think Florida, whatever, like that, right?
So it just so happened that all these protests, and the protests are against the shelter in place.
They pop off in these different states.
Now, information, some guy researches on Reddit.
He finds out that the websites for all these protests, right?
Mark?
Yep.
So the websites for all these protests, what happened?
They were all registered at like within five minutes of each other to like one person in Florida.
So if you go by how the websites were registered, one might believe that these were not unique acts by individual people in these states, but rather a single actor or a single group that is manipulating people into thinking that they should protest.
Is that right?
I absolutely believe this.
100%.
No, we're going to go further.
Now.
That's where you're going to lose me.
What are they saying?
I said, I believe you, and then you were like, you literally said it like, just I'm about to lose you.
No, no, no, we're going to go further.
So, so here's, but here's the thing that's interesting.
Who is the group that's doing it, right?
The only reason we didn't do like a longer piece about this because we don't know who the group is doing it.
Right now, it looks as if, Mark.
So there's like all like these other like different causal connective points.
So like all the Facebook groups are the same descriptions.
Like they were all started at the same time, all that shit.
But there was one like loose connection to like Betsy DeVos.
What did you say?
Causal connections?
That shit sounded beautiful.
Yo, that shit was poetic.
What'd you fucking say, yo?
Motherfucker, you're talking like Kim Jong-un over here.
Lead us, bro.
Dictate me.
I'll give you my dictator.
That's how you got them eyes.
Some grandma.
Some dictator.
So, but yeah, basically, just like so.
All the Facebook groups that represent these things that should be independent all have the same descriptions.
All the groups pop up at the same time.
Yeah.
Right.
And there's this loose connection back to DeVos, right?
It could be loose.
Who knows if it's DeVos?
The DeVos thing is really loose.
All right.
So let's throw out the DeVos.
We just know all these things pop up at the exact same time.
They're registered to the same group or person.
Right.
And they're all happening to like local gun communities also.
Right.
So they're going after the right-wing side.
They're saying, you should protect your rights to leave the house if you want, protect your freedom.
So all these protests pop up around the country.
And then Trump retweets the people protesting, right?
Right.
So he sees all the protests and he's like, yo, liberate Michigan, liberate all these places.
Now, the easy connection is Trump has his people go tell these people to go leave their house because he wants to get the economy going, right?
He's like, we need to get the economy going again.
I can't force it open.
The governors need to do it, right?
So what we'll do is have the people start to protest and then maybe the governors will acquiesce like we saw what happened in Florida and we saw it happen in Virginia, right?
And he'll go after his base in these places that will really do it.
That's the easiest way.
Now you had a point.
Beyond that, I believe he's done it once before.
Trump, we've already noticed he paid people to come to his first rallies.
Paid actors.
Interesting.
And then he says outlandish shit, and then he gets more media coverage and more media coverage.
And then everybody's retweeting it because how can you say these things?
How can you say these things?
But he's reaching certain people who were kind of maybe would fuck with Trump and now they have access to him where they never did before.
And they're like, oh, actually, now that I'm seeing these messages bombarded over and over again on CNN, I kind of agree with this guy.
Honestly, this sounds like this guy.
Like my career.
I pay my friends to come to my shows.
Eventually, the messaging is good.
Say some outlandish shit.
People really like it.
All of a sudden, these shows are packed.
He was just doing a Bringer inauguration.
That's it, bro.
But so here's the thing.
Maybe it's Trump and it makes the most sense.
Or maybe it's another group that wants America to be shut down for longer because they want people out there protesting, eventually getting the coronavirus, getting into the hospitals, more people die.
American economy gets shut down for a longer period of time and manipulating Trump into retweeting.
The only reason I'm like, I can't get behind this and spread the news, acting as if I know what's going on is because I don't want to be a fucking shill for China or some other country that's trying to take America down right now.
Now, I think a CNN or one of these folks will just jump at the opportunity because they get to knock Trump and his supporters.
Last thing I'm going to do is what China wants.
Right?
Like, fuck China and this whole shit.
Right, right.
And again, not fuck Chinese people.
I know people get that shit confused.
Fuck the country of China.
You know an argument I don't get?
And this is the real thing.
I don't get this argument.
They're like, we have to be careful about the way that we treat, we talk about China.
We can't call it Chinese virus or whatever like that because there are Chinese Americans that are getting beat up because of this.
I don't understand that argument because if you're racist enough to think that like Chinese Americans are responsible for the coronavirus, you're probably also racist enough to think that they have it and then you wouldn't go beating them up, right?
I don't think they're that smart.
Say again?
I don't think they're that smart.
Well, if they're afraid of the coronavirus, the last people they're going to get in close proximity to are the people they think started it.
Yeah, but I just don't think they're that smart to be like, oh, shit, if I get close to this person, I'm going to get it.
So what are they angry at?
Because if we beat them up, then they won't keep spreading it to everybody else.
Son, be honest.
Son, I think they're not going to be able to do it.
Are you playing defense on magic when HIV was happening?
Nah.
That's the same shit.
I ain't playing defense on magic now.
That's the same thing, though, right?
I don't know.
I kind of agree with Al there, but I also like, I just, it is from China.
We did that with Ebola's from the fucking, whatever, the Ebola River.
Like, this is what we do.
But I'm not talking about where it's from.
I'm talking about like what would happen to Asian Americans afterwards.
That's their concern.
I agree with Al that those people probably aren't smart enough to be like, oh, I could get the virus this way because they're all, you know, whatever.
They're idiots.
But I also don't, I haven't seen the stories of Asian Americans actually getting beaten up yet.
Now, I'm not on the end of the news like that, but I haven't seen a story or heard a story about, yo, this Asian American owns this fucking store in this place and they drag him out of the store and beat him.
I haven't heard that.
Yeah.
So I don't know if it's actually happening.
Yeah.
All right.
Whatever.
Was there anything else to it, Mark?
No, that's basically it.
That was all like the connections he drew.
But it could be like Russia that's trying to like fuck with shit and make people like cause inner turmoil in the nation.
It could be China that's trying to fuck with shit.
Yeah.
I don't even know if Trump is thinking I can reopen the economy this way.
I know he would love to, but I think he could also just be thinking, and the same with thing with signing immigration, stopping immigration.
The people who voted for me, I need to let them know or make them think I'm about what they're about.
I'm about America.
I'm about jobs, keeping jobs in America, et cetera.
All that shit that speaks to them.
I'm going to, hey, open up Michigan.
We're hurting the American economy.
Asian American Store Beatings00:07:47
And that's what he always ran on.
We're going to help the Americans.
Even if they don't open up, it's like, I tried.
I tried.
I did.
I stood up for what I stood up for.
I stopped immigration during this shit because I cared about it.
These guys wouldn't let you.
I tried.
Now, here's the thing.
Stopping immigration during a time where no one's allowed into your country, it's kind of stupid, right?
Like redundant, right?
He didn't stop tourism, so he's not worried about the virus getting.
If you're like, yo, I don't want this virus getting in, nobody coming in this country.
No one's coming in.
I don't think anybody can come in, right?
Yeah, but that was before this executive.
That's what I'm saying.
So if nobody can come in, and then he's like, I'm stopping immigration as well.
It's like, well, how are you going to immigrate if you can't come in?
Yeah, that's valid.
It's like when, like, it's like when you say to your girl, I don't want to do anal.
Do you know?
It's like, I'm taking the power back.
It's like she already made that rule, but you're like jumping on top of the rule, acting like you have some kind of control of the situation.
Right?
So that's like Congress imposing their will on Trump and then Trump trying to reverse impose the will.
Right.
Congress goes, no one comes in.
He goes, oh, I'll one up and no immigration.
You make it seem like, oh, look what I'm doing.
Look what I'm trying to get done.
I'm a guy.
His base eats that shit up.
His base is going to eat up.
Open up the.
We need the economy to go open it up.
Chinese virus.
His base can eat that up.
Yeah.
Even though I think that's not as big of a deal.
Are Asians really getting beat up?
Are you seeing that?
Who's outside saying that?
Nobody's outside.
I haven't found that story.
So I'm not saying it's all bullshit.
It's like I hear it.
I hear it in the ecosystem, but I haven't seen a single thing.
Son, this shit always happens.
Like, it's like anytime someone gets beat up around a tragedy, it all of a sudden becomes a hate crime or like a race crime.
But people have just like rear-ended them.
Exactly.
To fight them, and they're like, you're a bad driver.
Mark, that was racist.
Mark, that was racist.
Wild do that shit.
Coincidental.
Off-camera, why did you make your eyes like that?
You can be so racist, Mike.
Yo, but for real, that is an interesting point.
It's like, so during, so let's say an Asian guy does something that it is completely.
Let's say the Asian guy does something, a complete asshole, has nothing to do with coronavirus.
You can't even get in a fight with him because everybody's going to go, oh, you just beat him up because it's coronavirus.
Yeah.
That's an unfair advantage.
Also, pretty much anytime you beat up an Asian and probably an Indian, that shit is probably bullying.
Like, you could fuck you up.
Come on.
Asians are nice, bro.
Word?
The one-inch punch?
Wow.
Why do they call it the one-inch punch, bro?
You know.
Is that a self-defense?
You know exactly why.
That's an Asian conversation.
No, for real, dude.
We need to get to the bottom of this.
All right, what else?
What else is going on?
Fucking Lynn Sanity.
Oh, bro.
We got some sports shit.
What else we got?
We got the babyface Teddy Riley battle that I tried to watch.
I can't get into all this.
I can't get it.
You know what's crazy?
It's just people playing their songs back and forth.
Son, why is this so exciting?
It's just two legendary producers and artists.
Press and play.
Pretty much.
But it's like they're sort of battling, even though there's no winner, no loser.
But it's just like everybody's saying babyface won this battle.
Yeah, because he didn't have any technical issues.
I think he has a better catalog.
And yeah.
But what the fuck is so exciting about it?
Because it's just two legendary people.
Also, there is nothing to do right now.
So that's exciting.
It's like the same as the debates.
It's like Trump going against whoever Biden.
They're all going to say the same shit, but they're just the two top dogs.
I see.
So you're watching it for the interactions.
Yeah.
So it's not as much about the songs being played as much as possible.
Yeah, but we also reminiscing of these songs.
Like, we all grew up on this shit.
I see.
And then also you get to see other famous people commenting and you're like, oh, shit, I'm at the same event as Fat Joe.
Oh, I'm at the same event as Diddy.
Okay, that makes sense.
I can, yeah, and there were like a couple jabs thrown.
Like there was Teddy Riley was playing a song he remixed.
I don't think they remixed it.
Yeah.
And then like, that's a shot.
Yeah.
You know, so it was some little shit.
This is how big it was.
The internet, I tried to watch it.
It wouldn't.
It wouldn't let me in.
500,000 people that were that you couldn't watch it on.
So I, Kev on Stage was live and I was like, there's no way Kev is watching anything but this.
So I watched it on Kev on Stage's IG Live.
He had 10,000 people watching.
Son, that's how big.
Duval was having people do that too.
I think Michael Blackson watched it on Duvalls.
I couldn't get in.
I tried to get it.
It got up to 500,000 at one point.
I had to watch it on an iPad.
It wouldn't work on any phone.
Why?
Why was iPad?
For some reason, when I tried to open it on my phone, it would just freeze and iPad.
It worked.
Can you name the biggest babyface song?
He got it.
Probably end of the road.
Well, it depends.
I'll make love to you.
I'll make love to you.
Like you want me to.
If you are what?
I killed that.
And me was street to.
What are the words?
Wait a minute.
I think they just put a block for non-blacks.
It's not for us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, that was the most striking thing.
Like, the white world.
Was it striking?
Did it strike you out?
Hey, Al.
Did it strike you?
Son, it stroke.
It struck me.
It stroke.
I just got off.
You know, funny though, is Al's black topics.
He said, throw on the tile.
Tyrese can't spell.
So apparently, Tyrese, at one point in the first battle, said throw on the tile.
Like towel.
Yeah.
And then everybody made fun of him because he can't spell.
What's funny is Al misspelled Tyrese's name on the note.
He spelled that shit Tyrese.
Tyrese can't spell.
I mean.
All right, but go.
What were you saying?
Nah, just that white people didn't care about this battle at all.
White people don't know who Teddy Riley is.
The only Teddy we know is Bear and Graham.
That's true.
Teddy Bear and Teddy Graham.
I just found that fascinating.
Like 500,000 people, and this was all black.
Yeah.
Pretty cool.
Son, that's the half a million man march.
Yeah, it is interesting.
Isn't that crazy?
The half a million man march with the Teddy Riley babyface.
Maybe we need to get Teddy Riley Babyface to like organize black people into doing some crazy shit.
Why crazy shit?
Yo, if y'all want to start a revolution, start the revolution, dog.
Real talk.
That's it right there.
Right there, Instagram Live.
I'm good.
Why not?
This is dope.
This is how you make change.
Nah, because all y'all motherfuckers got too many guns already.
Who?
Yah ma fuckers.
White?
Yep.
Crackers?
Oh, these crackers got some guns.
All you white niggas out there, man.
I love it.
It warms my soul when you do that, dude.
That fucking warms my soul.
It feels like a hot toddy hitting my chest.
Ladies, is cum hot?
Drap.
I never thought about that.
Like, when you swallow a load, has come hot.
It's warm.
It's got to be at least 7.8 degrees.
Yeah.
That's hot.
Yeah.
Should we, I mean, consider that?
Like, when you bust on a girl's mouth, I never was like, oh my God, is that hot?
Like, this is ice water.
She goes, right?
Like, I always thought it was because it was gross tasting, but maybe it's all temperature.
That's why they blow on it before they do it.
It's called a blow chop.
But real talk is, are they taking a sip of water to cool it down?
No, seriously.
Akash, what is it like?
Well, no, seriously, what is it like just swallowing loads of dick?
It's a little warmer than you think.
I'm going to be honest with you.
It's a little temperate.
You know?
That's why you got to swallow fast or spit it out before I burn your tongue.
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Really?
You just swallow it right down.
That's the sound you make?
I thought you were talking to your cousin.
That's Alex's cousin.
What?
Wait, did you click?
Did you make him a click?
Oh, dude.
Do you think that's why Puerto Rican Afro Latinas make that like their teeth so much?
They're just trying to recreate the click.
Like, that's the Afro fuck.
That's the militant part.
That's the Latin X part.
Bro, that's how good black rhythm is.
You think about that?
That black people just talked to him beatboxing for years.
How crazy is that?
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
That's so funny.
They'll be like, what the fuck you just said?
They're watching the beatbox battles.
They're like, yo, that's foul.
What he just said.
That's crazy.
Like, that's the translate, bro.
The beatbox battles are roast battle.
That's a rap battle.
Bro, that is a funny sketch.
They do a beatbox battle, but they have the translations on the bottom in Swahili or whatever the click languages are.
Yo, Africans that understand click languages, please make that sketch and give us credit.
Oh my God.
All right.
What else we got going on?
I know we got some sports shit.
That Draymond KD shit.
The draft is Thursday.
You want to talk about the Draymond KD shit?
Let's talk about it.
Akaza, bring the story up.
What exactly happened?
So, first of all, KD was already in the news a week ago with media shit.
Do you want to talk about that at all?
He basically said the media kissed Steph Curry's ass and that made everybody hate him and they were against him, whatever.
But then Draymond was on some interview and they played a two-minute clip of him talking about the KD situation.
He was basically like, he never talked to us about it, and that made it impossible for us to deal with.
Like, Steve was like, Coach Currow was like, let's just try to have fun this year, but you can't because all anybody talks about is free agency.
Honestly, it kind of makes sense.
Like, I mean, like, it was probably a big distraction.
And, you know, if he's saying that that's why they lost, he does have a point.
You know, I mean, they did lose to a team, the Toronto Raptors, who, you know, they had no free agency issues.
I mean, none at all, right?
They didn't have their best player on the team, you know, not on their contract for the next year.
And, you know, I mean, they totally didn't have any distraction with what he was going to do.
Best player in the league actually leave.
I mean, yeah, like, I mean, how could you possibly win?
Honestly, how could you win a championship when your best player is not on the contract and not talking about where he's going?
I don't know.
I don't know how it's possible.
That's a valid point.
Really?
Especially if you're so, like, you're like an all-time great.
Yeah.
Like, Charles Barkley can't even sit at your table.
That's right, because of the rings.
You're so good.
You're so good, but you cannot do it.
You know what I mean?
Like, yeah, he's in the finals, but you're so good.
And you still got Steph.
Honestly, the Raptors are so lucky that they didn't have to deal with a situation like that because that situation would be crippling.
You know what I mean?
Like, I mean, whoa.
Yeah.
Totally, man.
No, Draymond's a genius, bro.
Like, and next level self-awareness for real, dude.
Like, this guy is completely self-aware.
Like, he really understands not only his team, but like the other teams he's playing and what they're dealing with.
Yeah, man.
He's that guy's always been self-aware.
That's one thing you could say about Draymond.
100%.
He knows who he is.
He really does.
He understands how great he is.
He understands the problems they're going through and what the cause and effect is.
He gets it all.
And he understands the real reason why his team lost.
Yeah, he gets it.
Yeah, 100%.
It was definitely the elephant in the room.
I think that's what it was.
The elephant in the room.
It was definitely KD not telling people.
That was probably it.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Not him being injured and them not having the best player on their team.
Yeah.
But whatever.
I mean, it is what it is.
You know, apples and oranges, tomatoes, tomatoes, whatever.
Should we explain that we're being incredibly sarcastic right now or just let it be?
Sure.
Let's go ahead and say you're real.
Basically, basically, we're trying to say that Draymond Green is a fucking retard, that he didn't realize that the team that beat him had the exact same situation going on, and they somehow managed to maintain their focus.
They somehow managed to maintain their ability to be a cohesive team unit and manage to topple the Golden State Warriors.
Now, the Golden State Warriors were dealing with injuries.
That's ultimately did them in, but stop acting like this fucking, what did he call it?
Like a black cloud over the season or whatever it was.
It's like, it's so funny to me how quickly players turn into owners when it benefits them.
Right?
Because if it's not your team, you're going to see guys like Draymond like, yo, as players, we got to go out there and get our money and do what benefits us and not sacrifice for the owner, not take less for the owner.
These are billionaire owners.
They got to do, you know, they do his best for them.
We got to do his best for us.
We got to get our money.
And then when another player that's on your team wants to do his best for him, wants to be in the best possible situation with the most leverage, come free agency, when he wants to do that, what is all of a sudden, you're talking just like that daddy of yours, right?
You're talking just like the man that pays you.
Well, what he should have done is he told us.
What did he have to tell you?
You didn't know what he was doing?
What did he have to tell you?
And how do we know he knew for sure?
He looked at all the situations.
You didn't have the best situation.
Maybe because he had to deal with a pain in the ass on his fucking team all the time that wasn't very good, but mouthed off like he was.
Maybe he wants to get away from that.
Maybe you also told him, we don't need you.
So what do I need to talk to you about?
You told me you don't need me.
It's really bothering me about this, though.
You could also just ask.
He never said, we tried to ask him, yo, man, what are you doing?
That's what actually bothered me more than anything.
And I thought there was little things he did.
I don't like when people try to twist a narrative and make themselves the good guy and the other person the bad guy.
And he said one part toward the end of the thing where he was like, you know, and it's some validity to it.
Clay and I also had contract situations.
Anytime they asked us what we wanted to do, we would tell them we want to be a warrior for life.
KD, this is the part that's kind of true.
He said, KD would only not, he wouldn't address it.
He wouldn't talk to the media at all.
He would say, fuck you to the media.
Then he goes, me, I actually tried to have a conversation with the media, blah, blah, blah.
And it's like, yo, what is that?
Like, that's simple shit where you're like, I'm a great guy.
KD, what a piece of shit.
I actually have conversations with the media.
KD.
And it's like, because you need more attention.
Yeah.
And also.
That's why.
You don't do it for them.
You do it for you.
I just don't.
This is what got KD to you in the first place.
He didn't talk to anybody.
Yo, dude, it is.
Of course, you want to start your career and your career in Golden State because that's where you started your career.
You built that thing.
KD didn't.
He doesn't have the same dependence, and he knows he'll never be given the same credit.
And he only wins a ring on Golden State.
And no team needs you as much as Golden State.
And the other team could use you, but Golden State needs Draymond.
Golden State is not Golden State without Draymond.
He gets a lot of credit for that first ring and the second or the first ring.
Right, right.
Like that lineup of death, him getting put in the starting lineup changed everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lineup of death, lineup of death.
Draymond is the linchpin of that team.
I used to think before they got KD, he was the most important member of their team.
Well, Steph probably still was, but like, I thought you could win without any of the pieces, but Draymond, if he's gone, defensively, they're done.
He holds everything together.
He got a lot of credit.
I think you're giving him a lot of.
He got a lot of credit.
Now, I think we've seen him a bit exposed, but at the time, he got a lot of credit.
So, yeah, of course I want to stay there.
I get a ton of credit here.
I'm needed here more than that.
I mean, he wouldn't have this fucking, if he went to Brooklyn.
Okay.
He'll be exposed anywhere else he goes.
Yeah.
This is where your skill set works, and this is where the skill says most.
It fits perfectly with his team.
Yeah, yeah.
You get to be an all-star here.
Anywhere else, you are going to be a run-of-the-mill regular player.
You're averaging 10 points a game, eight rebounds, six assists, tops anywhere else, which is good.
Which is fine, yeah.
It's good.
That's probably what he averaged as last season, something.
Oh, yeah.
I don't think he was doing very well this last year without your targets because he's not a great offensive player.
He's not.
But he has some intangibles that work incredibly well within that system.
So you should stay in that system.
That's great.
Now, one thing I'll say is this made me like, I already didn't like KD a little bit for going to Golden State, but it made me notice one thing about KD.
Who normally if a guy's a media villain, which KD always says he is, and he kind of is, there are a lot of his teammates will be like, yo, y'all don't know KD.
Shut the fuck up.
You don't know this guy like I know this guy.
Every media villain I can think of, at least, his teammates will be like, y'all don't know this guy.
Y'all don't know what kind of person he is.
Yeah, you don't hear a lot of that for KD ever.
Yeah.
Perk.
I mean, granted, he left, but Kendra Perkins don't like him.
Russell Westbrook never says anything good about him.
Draymond Green's not saying anything good about him.
Steph been very quiet on the whole thing.
Yeah, no, he's defended KD a bit, but Steph's the great guy.
Steph is the guy who defends.
He's not going to attack anybody.
For Steph, it's not, y'all don't know this guy.
Y'all don't know, whatever.
Yeah.
It's KD made the decision that was right for him.
PC answer, PC answer.
Who are the teammates that we know of that fucking love KD?
The guys I know that love KD have never played with KD.
Kyrie?
Yeah.
What's the fucking center, DeAndre Jordan?
Yeah.
These are his guys.
It's all guys that.
He's probably, you know, he's probably not a very likable guy.
He just seems a little angry all the time.
That's fair.
And Jordan was angry.
Yeah, but this also is another thing I was going to say.
The Jordan documentary is really telling the younger generation why our generation hates these decisions so much.
KD going to Golden State, LeBron going to Miami with Druid Wiggin, Chris Bosch.
Once you watch Jordan and you see who we worshipped, that fucking maniacal competitor, there is, and I'm reminded, we used to say this and we kind of forgot there's no fucking chance in hell Jordan is teaming up with the second best player in the league or the third best player in the league or top five whatever.
This is my fucking team and I'm going to destroy you.
Yeah.
If you're going to come to me, you're going to come to me broken because I destroyed you.
Yeah.
That's why you got to respect KD because he didn't do that at all.
No, he left Golden State because he knows that he would never get the Jordan credit if he only got rings there.
I respect that.
I respect that.
I respect that he left.
Going there was still just such a like, come on, yo.
Now it's unfair.
Low-key, low-key, I get it, bro.
It's like, it's like the same reason why I understand why 100-meter sprinters take steroids.
Because it's like, what if you worked your entire career for something and then this guy named Usain Bolt just happened to be born at the same time as you and you are not faster than him and you will not get to the promised land, but you were fucking a tenth of a second away.
And maybe if you did PDs or steroids or whatever it is, you could get that 10th of a second and you could potentially get that gold medal you've worked your entire fucking life for.
I get why they do it.
No, but it's more like now you're just going to go run on the Jamaican team.
Because you say, now it's more like if you do that, this is more like saying, you know what?
I'm just going to run on the Jamaican team.
I can't beat Usain Bolt.
Whatever.
He'll get all because Steph still gets the credit as the linchpin.
That's what bothers KD so much.
When he went to Golden State, it was Steph's team.
Two-time MVP, you're a one-time MVP.
Got a championship, you don't have one.
Been in two finals, you've been winning.
Yeah, but you can't compare the team aspect to the singular aspect.
But the point is, the credit is still going to go to Steph more than you.
It's still I understand where the credit's going.
I'm saying I understand dedicating my entire life to something and then seeing the opportunity to win the thing that I've wanted to win my entire life.
Yeah.
And then doing it.
It's very easy for us to sit here and go, I wouldn't have done that shit.
Well, that's not what we worked for our entire life.
See, but it's to Akash's example.
It's almost like if you were doing the 100-meter against Usain Bolt, and then since you couldn't beat him, you go and join the fucking relay team with Usain Bolt.
So it's like, oh, we won.
I've won the medal.
I couldn't beat you, so now I'm going to win with you.
I worked my whole life with this medal.
It would be the same way if it would be the same way if you did this.
You were on the American relay team.
The American relay team wasn't fast enough in total to beat the Jamaican relay team.
You were only, it's relay versus relay.
You were faster than everybody on the Jamaican relay team personally, but the other guys on your team weren't good enough to beat the Jamaican relay team.
So you go, fuck it, I got some Jamaican roots.
I worked my entire life for this shit.
I'm going to go get me a gold medal with that Jamaican relay team because I'm better than all those motherfuckers anyway.
I deserve this shit.
I get that.
And then after you get one, you go, you know what?
I'm done.
I got my ring.
The thing I worked my entire life for, I did that.
Now I got to achieve the other goal of taking another team there.
I understand that.
I get it.
I do understand it as well.
This is splitting hairs.
I would have if he stayed one more year, he had the opt-in, opt-in, run that shit back because we always forget, yeah, Russell Wilson's a problem.
I mean, Russell Rustbrook's a problem.
I get that.
But KD had a bad game five and six.
If you look at his stat line, he shot a horrible percentage in two of the three closeout games.
Still MVP of the series.
No, I don't think he was MVP of the series.
KD was MVP.
They don't name an MVP of the conference finals.
Oh, I thought we were talking about the finals.
NBA Trade School System00:15:49
Oh, no.
I'm saying when he lost, up 3-1.
Game five and six, he had bad games.
They were up 3-1.
You can close it out.
Now, we're doing the relay thing.
This is your last leg.
You got a lead.
You can close this shit out.
He had a bad game five and a bad game six.
I think he put up points, but on a lot of shots.
Right.
Run that shit back one more year.
We had them.
I fucked up game five and six.
We can blame Russell Westbrook.
Cool.
I also fucked up.
Let's run this back one more time.
I know we got those motherfuckers.
And then at that point, if you couldn't do it, I'm like, oh, it's so rap.
But when you had them that close, to me, you had them.
I didn't think it was done forever.
Right.
But on some level, you would understand why someone would do it.
Your argument is I would have given it one more year.
And his argument was like, I've given it enough years.
This is as good as we're going to be.
I don't think we're going to do it anymore.
And didn't they lose Harden after that?
No, it was before they lost.
They had already lost Harden.
They already lost Harden.
So it's like, I guess what you're saying is I just understand why someone would do it.
You just want to cross the fucking promised land.
Yeah.
To your point, actually losing Hardin makes me understand it a little more because it's like, look, the front office fucked up.
We had the Golden State squad.
We had the squad.
You traded an MVP.
You traded my fucking homie.
So I'm not loyal to you at all.
Fuck you.
I can see that a little bit factoring into it.
And like, I don't trust you to make the right decision.
So I don't know if we're going to get the pieces we need.
But I think they could have, man.
I think they could have done it the next year.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
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There has been some interesting sports shit that's been happening.
I thought was kind of cool was this the number one high school player.
I thought this is really interesting.
So the number one high school prospect, his name is Jalen Green.
Yeah.
And he is going not to college, but to play in the NBA G League.
Yep.
So that is the NBA's development league.
And he's going to get paid $500,000 for the season.
I think they can give out like one of those contracts per team or some shit like that.
I believe, and I'm not entirely sure, he can get endorsement deals because he's a professional.
He can do all these things and he can get NBA coaching.
He can play against NBA-level talent.
He can not have to focus on a religious studies major that he's never going to fucking use in the first place.
Work on his diet.
The best part.
They teach them life skills, how to adjust to the league, financial planning, like shit that you don't actually learn in college with your quote-unquote education that won't, like you said, religious studies won't come in fucking handy for you as an NBA player.
Financial literacy, that's invaluable.
Yeah.
So they're basically teaching you how to be a professional athlete, not how to be a college student.
It's a trade school for the NBA.
Right.
But yeah, yeah.
Trade school for the NBA with life skills.
Yes.
But it's like how to be a professional person.
How to be a professional athlete.
We've never had a school that teaches you how to be a professional athlete.
We've had a school that teaches you how to be a basketball player and they just teach basketball, but they don't go, okay, I should have an account and this is how I pay my bills.
This is how I media train.
This is how I talk to people, et cetera.
I think it's great.
And I think it's like a really cool, like responsible thing.
Really fucking cool.
Because if I'm a parent that is concerned about my child's future and I think that they have a shot of going to the NBA, I would put them in that program to make the $500,000.
Because let's say it didn't work out.
100%.
And you don't go to the league.
Now you have half a million dollars you can pay for college.
And you have life skills to go with it.
Fuck the life skills.
Let's say, let's say, because let's say those life skills really apply to like being a professional athlete, right?
It's like, how do I balance my budget, et cetera, whatever.
Let's say you don't work out.
You get the 500 grand.
It doesn't really work out.
It turns out you don't have the skills.
You still have enough money to go back to real school and get an education.
That's amazing.
It's best case scenario.
So a lot of people are having this conversation right now, which is, is it going to force the NCAA to pay players?
This is what's interesting.
Because they don't, just because losing the NBA is a big amount of money, but it's not their major source of income.
Losing the NBA.
Losing college basketball.
If they lost college basketball, they would lose a lot of money, but not relative to their big money maker, which is college football.
So I don't think that they'd lose college basketball.
I mean, if no one cares about it as much.
I think, yeah, I guess you're right.
People would still care.
And you would still get the players who, there's going to be people who want to play for a school always.
My feeling, and a lot of people are going, oh, within a couple of years, they're going to pay players because now they have to compete.
And they have the money because they have the TV rights, right?
They sell crazy amount of tickets for the games, et cetera.
If I'm the NCAA, I'd dig my heels in and I'd say we're not paying anybody.
I'd let the top tier talent go to the G League, the NBA G League.
There's two or three guys a year that are good.
Go for it.
We don't care.
The reality of the matter is people watch college sports for two reasons.
One, they identify with the college and you're brainwashed while you're there for four years to really love this institution.
It's crazy.
It's amazing.
It's Nazi level propaganda.
It really is.
It's insane propaganda and it's really efficient.
So you're going to like your school no matter what.
But if you remove those, and the other thing, the reason why people love the NBA, the NCAA, is because that tournament is so exciting.
March Madness is so exciting because it's so hard to predict.
Upsets.
Why are there upsets?
Because the skill level is pretty even.
You have one team like Kentucky that doesn't always win and they still have all the elite players.
But the reality of the matter is there's not enough elite college players to fill all those schools.
So you get the Zion out of here.
You get these talented guys out of here, it doesn't really matter.
The game level will still be high.
It will still be exciting, right?
But now it's even more difficult to predict.
Now you're going to have even more upsets.
You're going to have more 16 seeds beating one seeds in the first round, which makes March Madness even more exciting.
And you're still going to have high-level basketball.
Like you can, it's not like you get rid of Zion and all the other guys in a team don't score.
Now you're actually going to have the random 6-4 guard that just goes nuts in college that might not be good in the NBA or pan out in the NBA, but you're still going to get the gym of Fredettes.
You're still going to have all these guys that will go excel in Europe, but maybe won't be good in the NBA.
The one source of pressure could be a lot of us who are casual fans.
I only want to watch the exciting players.
Like if it's a four-seed and an eighth seed in the NCAA final and we don't have a Zion, I don't give a fuck.
I'm not watching.
So if there's enough of those people and TV ratings dip and then advertising money is like, nah, we're not advertising with you guys.
You don't have numbers.
Then the NCAA might be like, yo, the amount of money we would give these kids for scholars to actually pay them versus the amount we lose for advertising.
We got to do this.
Here's Go-Go.
The one problem is NCAA football, there is no G-League for football.
And NCAA football, I think, is driven a lot by, I love this school.
I love this school.
It's a school school.
So I don't see a G-League coming up for the NFL.
And if there's not that, then we still have college football.
We're still exploiting the fuck out of these kids and making tons of money.
I'm making tons of money.
Who cares?
I guess what I'm saying is like, how many NCAA athletes that are elite actually pan out?
Oh, in the NBA?
Not a lot, but I watch college for them.
Right.
But they're exciting in college.
All these people we watch in college, we're like, yo, you cannot miss this guy.
Yeah.
He is electric.
He goes to the league and he's a bum.
Yeah.
You're still going to see the guys be electric, is my point.
You're going to grab four or five guys out that are going to be in the G League, right?
Maybe a bunch more go to the G League.
Who cares?
Electricity is still going to happen.
When you play a pickup game of basketball at the gym, there's one guy out there who's electric.
Everything's relative.
And the skill level maybe comes down a notch, but it's still relative.
So that guy who was an eight out of 10 is now going to be competing against seven out of 10s.
And he's going to look like fucking Zion.
Here's the thought I just had, though.
You got to fill up an entire G League.
So you're taking.
It's already filled.
As time passes, you're going to take the guys who would go to college.
Even the guys who are seven out of 10 will be like, oh, I could go make $100,000 a year at the G League.
I won't make $500,000.
But they don't make $100,000.
But there are financial situations here at stake.
Like, for example, you might have a $500,000 guarantee contract for this guy, right?
For one guy on the team.
The other guys are making like $40,000 or $60,000 or whatever they're making.
If you're a decent prospect coming out of New York, the school is going to probably pay you $200,000 under the table.
So it's like now a bunch of guys that wouldn't have gotten the $200,000 to go to Auburn are going to get the $200,000 and they're like, or should I take $60,000 from the G-League?
Fuck that.
I'll take $200,000 over here, play ball, enjoy my fucking life.
The king of the campus, fucking playing.
Boom.
It's a win-win for players because so now the big players who are already going to be big, they gave their money in the G-League.
The second tier players or maybe like the number twos on the team to be the number ones now in college.
They get the 200,000.
More.
I think this is the best case scenario.
Get the straight to high school stars out of college.
They're a waste of time in their college.
And then let the random guy that would never make it in the league, maybe because he didn't have enough exposure and he was stuck on the bench in fucking Kentucky.
Yeah.
Give him a shot to blow it up in the March Madness tournament.
And then maybe he gets a shot on a team.
Like, I think you find a lot of hit and gem.
I think this is great.
Zion doesn't need to go to college.
You know who does need to go to college?
Steph.
And maybe we get a lot of sharpshooters that come out of it.
Who knows?
Yo, you know what?
If I'm the guy and I'm not as athletically gifted and I can't lean on my athleticism, what am I going to lean on?
Skill.
Skill.
I got to pass better.
I got to shoot better.
You might get a lot of really good role players coming out of here.
Because one problem with the NBA, and we see this time and time again, is you have best player ego without best player skill.
It is so hard to find role players that when you do find them, they end up being in the league 20 years.
Shane Badier, Nick Collison, Jawan Howard.
These guys who have good role player mentalities don't require the ball, don't require to be fed in any certain way.
They just want to go out there and work hard.
Now you're going to see those guys sprout up through college and they're going to come in the league and they're like, I'll do what you guys need.
I'm not here to take any possessions away from anybody.
What do you guys need me to do?
I think it's best case scenario, as long as NCAA doesn't fold and start paying.
And you know how a coach could probably try to tell like an elite athlete, you're not athletic enough to just get by on this in the NBA.
I'm telling you.
Now there's definitive proof.
If you were athletic enough, the G-League would have scooped you up.
Love it.
I need you to work on these skills.
All right.
You can't just lean on athleticism.
That shit is cute here.
You want to be a pro?
Learn to shoot.
Learn to pass.
Learn to set a proper screen.
Whatever the fucking fundamentals are, learn them.
I love this.
This is great.
I really love this.
This is going to be really good.
And yo.
Yes, Mark.
I have a question.
What was the purpose of banning the draft out of high school anyway?
I think there were a lot of flops, right?
So there's two, it's twofold.
One, there were a lot of flops.
I think there were a lot of like high school guys that were getting drafted, really not making it, but were highly touted.
Two, NCAA is like, yo, we want the talent.
Let us get the talent.
And then the NBA acquiesced because they're like, all right, we let them go there for a year.
They do all the promo for these players.
So by the time they come to the league, they're superstars.
Zion Williams was a superstar by the time he gets the NBA.
So now the NBA doesn't have to spend any marketing dollars building up this brand new guy that nobody knows about.
So it was a deal that they both worked on.
But now the NBA is like, we got this G-League.
We can promote a Zion.
Matter of fact, it's easy to promote a Zion.
It's done already on Instagram.
You don't even need to spend that much money.
YouTube, all these different outlets are promoting these players themselves.
House of Highlights.
They're 15-year-olds.
They got millions of Instagram followers.
They got YouTube videos.
Mac McClung or whatever these guys are.
Exactly.
So initially, the NBA was like, it actually is, it works to our benefit that they promote these players and we don't have to spend tons of money behind a bust.
And now the NBA is like, well, now we have our own system.
And maybe I'm bought in and like, I believe a lot of high, but I felt like the quality of the league got better after they did this.
And I don't know if that's a coincidence, but to me, we were in like a slow, low-scoring, slug-fast league in the early 2000s.
And now this shit is blossoming into this.
Like, it's fun.
It's exciting.
Pass three.
Like, so I did think it was a good rule in that sense for the NBA.
But now, like, we got the G League.
I can teach you all that shit anyway.
And pay.
When does the G League operate?
Like the season?
I would imagine it's outside of the NBA season, right?
Probably.
I don't know because don't they call up guys?
Don't they call up guys from the G League?
Oh, please do it during the WNBA season.
Please fucking come on.
I think they would if they didn't own the W NBA.
I think they should do the G League during the offseason because we're starving for some kind of basketball.
They have a double header.
They're going to do that summer league, though.
Say again.
Then they do the summer league.
Summer leagues are interesting because summer leagues only last two weeks.
Yeah.
So they're like, they're not even leagues.
They're summer tournaments.
We got to go.
One in Orlando, one in Vegas.
Yeah, we'll go to one.
Because that would just be brilliant if you could just have basketball all year round.
All year round.
100%.
For people who are just like, yo, I don't like any of this what but basketball.
Now the NBA.
And there's that downtime where it's just baseball where you're like, give me something.
And what if I got to watch during that downtime, I got to watch the next crop of fucking superstars.
And you know why it couldn't happen before?
Because the kids weren't at school.
Right?
Like the NCAA, I'm sure, would love to put their tournaments.
They'd love to put their regular season games, et cetera, during the summer.
But the kids aren't in school in the summer.
Nothing's happening in the summer.
We're like dying for an air-conditioned sport.
So G-League could do it.
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We'll see if they step in.
I think part of the reason why they're doing G-League is because they looked at it like a developmental league.
They looked at it as a developmental league.
I think they're going to switch it to an academy.
So I think an academy is how soccer works, right?
Where they have like these academies that like players grow through.
So you might get picked up by an academy when you're fucking eight years old, right?
Like Barcelona.
Oh, okay.
So I think that this is the beginning of a basketball academy.
This is my assumption.
So you might have the Knicks, they have a G-League team, but maybe they have, you know, how we have AAU.
AAU teams are like these organized academic teams.
Nobody in the league seems to like what AAU is doing.
So maybe the G-League goes, okay, well, now here's our AAU version.
Yeah.
Right?
So we'll have, you know, these teams, a New York team that is just the best, most elite players in all of New York, and they compete with the best, most elite players.
And again, I think the league would benefit from that.
100%.
Because you're training these guys with top talent from a young age.
That's probably the main difference between the international countries and even like Spanish basketball, Argentinian basketball, all these countries that are like, how are you so fucking good at basketball?
You just started playing.
They probably have something like an academy.
We just teach you how to play from a very young man.
Apparently, they have the same system.
So Real Madrid has a basketball team that operates within the same facility as the soccer team.
So I'm assuming that they just adopted the same program.
100%.
And they play those kids at a much younger age.
Yeah, Luca was pro at like 15.
15, 16 years.
If you're good enough, you will play.
Where what?
No, I just think, I think Messi got his first contract when he was like 12.
Yeah.
He got his professional contract at like 12 years old.
And that professional contract is probably bought out from some local team in Argentina.
Yeah.
And that local team in Argentina, the local little kid club, gets a piece of his contracts in perpetuity.
It's a crazy system in soccer.
Like it's really cool.
But so that's what they're hedging on.
And I think the same thing works with like in the DR. Like, you know how they have like those leagues for like kids?
Yeah.
I think that when you get your first contract in baseball, you got to pay out a pretty significant sum to the people in DR. Let me ask you this.
If we started doing something like that, just for fun, who would be a 15, 16 year old that could play in the pros?
Zion?
Maybe?
Because I assume does he have the money?
I don't have the physicality.
It's just a physical issue.
Like, not a lot of these kids.
LeBron.
Yeah, it's.
Most of these kids would get ate the fuck up.
They would get ate in the fuck up, dude.
You're right.
Works in Europe with these fucking emaciated socialists.
But I don't think you can do that shit with capitalists that has black Americans.
But again, they're not playing against each other.
They're playing other youth academies.
Yeah, but sometimes the guys are so good that they play in the professional, even though they're still youth.
Yeah, like Luca started playing for Real Madrid, which is a good team at 15, 16.
Yeah.
But here, I mean, they had a fucking, you're eaten up.
Yeah.
You just get eaten up.
I'll put you on the block and I'll fucking break your body.
That's right.
When you get a zone defense, you can kind of, when you allow a zone defense like they do in Europe, like you can kind of make up for weaker guys.
Sneakers as Wealth Display00:14:49
And I think we allow zone too, but only for like a set period of time.
So they don't allow anybody to be in the center in the paint.
There's defensive three seconds as well.
And that's what switches it up.
Oh, yeah, man.
We got some motherfucking stuff.
There was one thing from the Jordan dock that I forgot to mention.
So before or right at the start of each episode, he dropped a sneaker.
What do you mean?
Like, Jordan dropped a sneaker at the start of each episode.
He dropped the fire red fives during the first episode.
What was the second episode?
The black and gold sevens, I believe.
Cool.
I didn't miss.
I missed out on the fives.
Sevens, I'm cool.
But even that, that marketing is so fucking genius.
I don't know if it's who's him and who, just whoever.
I don't know who's not.
Not because I got the alert on my phone.
I didn't like for a sneaker right away.
And imagine you're like, oh, I'm so hype on Jordan right now.
Like so many people probably just impulse bought those sneakers.
Jordans are back, yo.
They're good, man.
They're good.
Yo, it is going to get a surge, man.
Jordan Brand is going to get a huge surge.
I'm hyped to buy Jordan's again.
I was done buying sneakers.
I'm 36.
I was done.
I was off Jordans too.
I was like, too many people got them.
There's too many colorways, blah, blah, blah.
But you really see the reason why we purchase things.
It's identity, man.
Yeah.
And somebody said, this is how I want to take credit for this, but this is how Jordan changed the sneaker game because it was the first time the sneakers were truly marketed aspirationally.
Be like Mike.
It's got to be the shoes.
It's rain.
Yeah.
I know.
Be like Mike.
It's got to be the shoes.
You can be like this person because he was someone you admired so much.
And that's why we've been talking about this podcast a lot.
When we talk about selecting a sneaker for a type of player, you have to choose a style of play that's aspirational.
That's why I would never give big men, most big men, traditional big men, a sneaker because nobody wants to be applauding, back you in, bully you, and then have a fucking shoot some sort of like contested layup.
Nobody wants that.
We want Alan Iverson.
Alan Iverson has some of the most ugly sneakers ever made, but he was so incredible.
You aspire to be him so much that you'll put whatever is on his feet on yours.
Like if Zion goes full shack mode, full young shack mode, that's a sneaker you might want because he's bouncy.
Here's the thing.
It's like, yo, you could be big and bouncy.
Here's the thing.
And this is the only reason why I give you a little pushback.
I think his physique is so rare that we don't relate to it.
Whereas Vince Carter, who had a much more relatable physique, I bought them motherfucking bounce sneakers.
Whatever there was Zoom sneakers.
Do you know what country you're living in?
The most obese fucking country.
Every big person will think, oh, I can bounce like Zion.
See, if I put those sneakers, I see Zion as like massive muscles.
I don't see him as just like a thick way how girls who are fat call themselves thick.
Right, right.
I do the same thing.
No, I hear what you're saying.
Big bone.
Yeah, yeah, he is big bone.
I hear what you're saying.
But that's why, like, Tim Duncan, I would never give him a sneaker deal.
Nobody's buying a sneaker to play like Tim Duncan.
They want to play like Mike, man.
I also think there's an excitement to more high-flying shit.
Like the last big man who's exciting, kind of Dwight Howard in the dunk contest.
Anto Cumpo.
Giannis is the last big man that's exciting.
Yeah, yeah.
And I guess to your point, you don't really care for his sneakers.
I think that he has the type of game where you could be into it because he kind of plays like a guard and he's dunking and he's like long.
But like the average big man, like I don't want a fucking I was going to say Shaq wasn't he was exciting for like a split second when he but like Zion is taken off.
Sure.
Anthony Davis is a great example.
Yeah.
Would you wear an Anthony Davis sneaker?
He's not exciting.
It's not like me out of my seat.
It's like irregular.
Like Steph's game was, I bought Steph sneakers because his game was so irregular.
I think some part of my brain was going, well, maybe the sneakers give you a little bit more balance and then you can shoot a three and better bees.
My brain couldn't put together why he was so effective and why he was so subconsciously.
Subconsciously.
Oh, yeah, maybe.
And Jordan had that.
It's crazy the power subconscious.
I did not realize I wore Jordans yesterday until I got to the studio.
And everybody was wearing Jordans.
And then it just hit me.
I was like, oh, I'm a fucking sheep.
That's what got me.
I was like, oh, that's it.
Don't you wear the Kyrie's because of that?
Like, you think you can change direction a little bit?
I walk a Kyrie.
I did my research on the Kyrie.
He's a 100% chance.
His game is so abnormal.
He finishes at the rim so well, right?
And he's so like squirmy.
I was like, what happens?
I did research on his sneakers.
Like we looked at a motorcycle tire and how there's tread up on the side because you're leaning and you want to be able to have traction while you're leaning.
And I started convincing myself, like, on my crossover, I actually lean, so I don't want to slide out.
But it starts from looking at this guy who has a game who is so confusing, your brain doesn't make sense of it.
So you start believing that the sneaker has something to do with it.
It's no different than a conspiracy theorist.
The world is so confusing to you.
So you're like, okay, maybe it's flat.
Yeah.
You know, or okay, maybe the banks are all this, right?
It's the same thing.
It's like cognitive distance kicks in.
I need to figure out what's really going on.
Yeah.
100%.
You know, as an offshoot of that, I was also thinking how sneaker culture is so big in New York.
This is the only place it could have popped off.
Where?
Because in New York or a walking city.
Because people see you wearing this shit.
I was thinking about when I was in Texas, when I grew up in Texas, I used to look at like nice cars and be like, oh, I want that.
Because where do I spend most of my time?
My car.
Now I don't give a fuck about cars, but I'm on the street looking at people walking.
I see nice sneakers over and over again.
I see enough of those.
I'm like, I really want those.
Yeah, man.
Cars are sneakers are our cars here.
It's totally true.
It's a way to like show wealth.
It's a way to show status, just like a car is a way to show wealth and status.
You got a shitty car, and I imagine a place like Texas or California, motherfuckers looking at you weird.
Yeah.
LA.
LA, 100%.
You can have a shitty car in LA.
I remember you telling me you had a Corolla rental and you were like, man, if I moved out here, I could never have this car.
I had a Toyota Corolla when I went to school in California.
I didn't even care.
But people are looking at the car and I was like, who cares?
I don't understand.
Why would you spend extra money on the car?
That's how I feel about cars.
In my brain, I'm like, why would you spend extra money on the car?
Like, you can't wear it all day.
Yeah.
I can get 100 pairs of sneakers for less than a car.
Yeah.
Shifted up every day.
I'm good.
I'm the freshest motherfucker out here.
What do y'all think?
You don't need to go to a mall just so motherfuckers see your shit.
Yeah.
If you're in LA or Texas.
Exactly.
That's crazy.
That makes so much sense.
I saw a video of these guys in Florida trying to break into this house.
Yeah.
And then they got shot at by the guy who owned the house.
But they were in slides.
These motherfuckers didn't even wear sneakers to break into a house.
They were doing a breaking and entering in slots.
You saw that video?
And I was like, wow, you really don't care about sneakers out here, man.
Are we the only ones?
It's got to be a city that cares about athletics, fashion, black culture's got an impact, and then you walk.
It's growing in Europe.
The sneaker culture is blown.
But sneakers have always been popping in Europe.
You walk a lot in Europe.
Even when I was a kid, though, when I was like young, young, I remember going, Europe has the illest colorways.
They weren't really the illest, but they were ones we didn't have.
So we really valued them.
But they were always fly with the sneakers.
Yeah, it's interesting because when I was catching up on Jordans, they never fucked with Jordans.
It was always like a running sneaker or like a soccer ass.
They were always on that weird thing.
Because yeah, at the height of it, at the height of the Jordan craze, I was in London and I was like, I could get every pair that I can't get in the U.S. right here.
Yeah, Jordan's more popular to them because they didn't care about basketball.
The aspiration shit wasn't there.
Yeah.
Right?
But now, are you saying even there it's getting popular?
Yeah, because I saw this, you know, that don't rush challenge shit.
Yeah.
I saw like European girls did a take on it with sneakers.
So they would show like their sneaker collection and they had some joints in there.
And then after they do the little thing where they block the screen and then they come back, then they like have a nice outfit with the sneaker.
None of them know how to dress though.
Right.
But they have fly sneakers.
They cannot put Jordan together for their life.
You also walk there.
Everywhere in Europe, you're walking.
Do you think Jordan's the first athlete to ever have like the aspirational sneaker aspect?
Like before any other athlete?
It seems that way.
Before him?
Like, was there any other basketball player that had like Chuck Taylor or whatever?
But, like, was there any other athlete that from my lifetime?
I think he was the first.
Anyone want to be like Chuck?
Be like Chuck, yeah.
Like, any other athlete, even the first commercial of the band Jordan was so fucking brilliant.
The NBA band these sneakers, we can't show them to you.
And then it scrolls down.
I think they cut off before they get to the sneaker.
But you'll watch the game and see what sneakers they're talking about.
Look up the band Jordan 1 commercial, the original commercial.
It's fucking brilliant.
Jordan came up with that branding of Be Like Mike.
That was his idea?
Yeah.
Like, that was the first time you saw it.
Like, oh, if you wear the sneaker, you be like the person.
Oh, yeah.
And that was the tagline.
It was always like, just do it.
It was a Gatorade commercial.
It wasn't even shoes.
It was Gatorade.
Like Mike.
If I could be like Mike, I'm pretty sure it's a Gatorade commercial.
And then we have a movie about it.
There's a song.
Yeah.
And she's like, Mike.
If I could be like Mike.
That shit slapped.
Yeah, I don't think people really understand how huge he was.
He was the Beatles.
Whatever old people talk about the Beatles and we're like, nah, whatever.
That's kids when we talk about Jordan.
And you know what?
The great thing about sports is over music?
It's really the only meritocracy.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, yes, music, we can all sit here and go, okay, there are certain rhythms that are nice to hear no matter what type of human being you are.
You enjoy them.
Yeah.
But you could still go, I'm not into jazz or I'm not into rock or I'm not into rap.
Yeah.
You can't say the team didn't beat the other team.
Yeah.
You can't say at the end of the day, he didn't score more points than that other guy.
It's the most simple.
It's conquest.
It is at its most simplest form.
It's war without casualties, without death, without anything weighing on my conscience.
I just watched the most primal thing you can watch.
So that you know, so you know the greatness is qualified.
Yeah.
You can't qualify musical greatness.
We could sit here and go, Jay-Z's the greatest rapper ever.
There's somebody who, there's somebody out there who does not like the way Jay-Z raps.
You can actually specifically quantify their greatness.
You can't, exactly.
There's actual numbers.
Without a doubt.
This team is greater.
It's like, even with, and I obviously want to put stand-up out there, right?
Even with stand-up, you can make a decision to not laugh.
You can not laugh if you choose to not laugh.
Even if you think something's funny, you cannot laugh.
You can't not see someone win.
Yeah.
They just win or they don't.
So his greatness is undeniable.
He was greatness.
He was great at something that is merit-based only.
That is greatness in its truest form.
It's gladiator shit.
Low-key.
One thing that stuck out to me during the doc, how I think multiple times when people were talking about him, they were like, oh, yeah, he's like the closest thing to God.
Son, Larry Bird goes, how do people just say that so casually?
Son, Larry Bird.
At the height of Larry Bird, though, said this.
Height of Larry Bird from Indiana.
Christian, Indiana.
Oh, yes.
Wow.
Okay.
I wasn't watching Michael Jordan out there.
I was watching God disguised.
Disguised.
Yeah.
That's as him.
Crazy.
Like, even the most genius people today just compare themselves to other geniuses.
Nobody says, oh, I'm on God level.
Yeah.
Like, nobody's like, Jordan was the only person people spoke about like that.
Son, it's so true.
It's so true.
Imagine just being so unrelatable.
Imagine seeing a talent so unrelatable that you have to relate it to God.
You know how, like, when we can't explain something, right?
We just relate it to the most advanced piece of technology we have.
Right.
Right?
So we can't really explain how our brains work.
Right.
So we usually relate it to a computer.
Exactly computer.
And there was a time before a computer where we related it to a calculator.
A calculator.
And then before a calculator, it's who knows what the fuck it is.
A company.
I don't know, whatever.
The best shit you got.
An engine for a runner.
Exactly.
It was like an engine for a car.
Your brain is like the engine to a car.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Right?
But you're relating it to things that exist.
The guy saw a skill that was so amazing, and he goes, there's nothing on the planet I can relate this to.
There are no other athletes I can relate this to.
There are no other animals.
You can't even go.
He was like when you see an eagle soar.
That's what it is.
No.
God.
Yeah.
It's God.
And that's still my favorite Jordan highlight is that game, the through the legs twice and then finish is just like casual.
So casual.
Pop, pop, so fast.
And then he finishes.
I'm not going to lie.
Birds D was good.
He stayed on him, but he's just against a force that is greater.
There's nothing you could do.
It's physics at that point.
He's God, yo.
He's God.
You can't.
It's an act of God.
But I just saw it was an act of God.
I can't compete with it.
I just don't understand how he was so well adjusted, man.
I mean, maybe he wasn't because he did have the gambling and the drinking and that kind of stuff and like the excessive, you know, competitive outlets with golf and ping pong and these types of things.
But like, he seems so calm every time you saw him in an interview.
He didn't seem rattled.
He didn't seem comfortable.
He is the biggest human on the earth in that point in time.
And he's unfazed by it.
It just seems that he's a, he can't wait for competition.
He's not going, oh my God, I got all this to all these people waiting on me.
All these people hoping that I win.
Competition is probably the break from all that.
I mean, that is greatness right there.
You can't wait for that final moment.
Because it's just, I mean, it's also like, if I've been doing nothing but fucking business decisions and everybody's in my face all the time, this is my sanctuary.
This is 94 feet.
I'm not going to lie to you, dude.
I get that now.
Like, people ask me, like, if I'm nervous to go on stage for a show sometimes, the busier I am and the more fucked up shit I got going on in my life, I can't wait to be on stage.
Yeah.
Because I know that being on stage requires such a singular focus.
I can't think about any of that.
I get to leave it all behind.
There ain't even room for it.
Yeah.
There ain't even room for the other thing.
I'm just having fun.
This is fun.
I'm locked in.
Jesus Walking on Water00:05:06
Yeah.
I guess maybe that lean, that makes him lean into the maniacal competitor even more because he's like, oh, when I compete, I forget about all this other shit.
Right.
When I'm playing golf against fucking Danny Ainge or when I'm playing ping pong against Sky Pippen or when I'm playing in game seven of an NBA Finals, I am locked the fuck in and I don't have to think about any baby mama drama.
I don't have to think about bills.
I don't think about deals.
Family asking me for this and that.
Fucking cousins showing up out of nowhere.
Fuck all of them.
This is it.
Let's go.
Probably taking all that aggression out on his teammates and the other team.
Fuck them.
Fuck everybody.
Fuck everybody.
Think about his fucking cousin yelling at Jon Starks and whoever the fuck else, Patrick Ewan dunking on him.
You know what I mean?
Fuck off.
I know it's like blasphemous for most religions to say there's more than one God, but like Hindus, are you guys locked on the amount of number of gods?
Like, can you just add to them?
I think Hinduism is actually one God that takes on a lot of different forms.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, there's a bunch of different ones.
But then we do, we believe, and I think every religion believes this.
If you like dig, it's any human can achieve like God-like, you can have the qualities of God.
And essentially, like, God is within all of us.
Christianity believes that same shit.
That's what I say.
You need to add Michaels.
I'm agreeing with you.
Like, how do you say God in Spanish?
Dios?
Say again.
Dios.
Dios, right?
Why is it plural?
It's not deal.
I dios mio.
Yeah.
Oh, my gods.
Yeah.
Is what you're saying now.
There could be like pagan influences where you know you're combining waves of speaking about as language is put together, you're dealing with like people who dealt with multiple gods, you know, the Romans and the Greeks had multiple gods.
So maybe as Christianity is like moving throughout Europe, these things are combined, etc.
But there is an acknowledgement, at least in Spanish, that it's more than one.
Is there any reasoning for it?
Yeah, I just looked it up.
It was saying that it came from Latin and like the Romans were like a polytheistic culture.
Yeah, yeah.
But isn't that interesting?
Like it wasn't corrected.
And this was a time where like the church had full reign and full power over language.
They could have easily said, no, it's deal.
Yeah.
There's one God.
But no, they said Dios.
And I remember a kid telling me before I had even really read about Hinduism, just a white Christian kid was like, God is everywhere, right?
God is omnipresent.
God is in this glass.
God is everywhere.
Why can't God be in you?
He's everywhere.
God is in you.
Everybody has that.
And it's like, oh, and he's even quoted, I don't know the accuracy of this.
I mean, I'm an asshole, but there's a story in the Bible where I think Jesus is walking on water and then one of his disciples starts kind of walking on water and then like falls in after a few steps.
And then Jesus was really disappointed.
Am I talking like an asshole?
No, I don't know.
I just onward.
Son, that's onward.
That's the movie onward, son.
That's literally onward.
I see why that shit got you emotional.
That's powerful.
Son, you're more religious than you know, Schultz.
Son, I'm a religious man.
Yo, more so than you know.
Me, I'm not religious, but I'm a believer.
Okay, word, word, word, say word.
All right.
Hey, Mark, do you know about that story with God and his homie trying to walk on the water too?
Yeah, like he had little faith, so he didn't couldn't do it.
And then he said at that moment, like, God was disappointed or Jesus was disappointed.
And he's like, I think he was disappointed because he's like, you could have done this if you just believed.
If you just knew what was within you, you could have walked on water too.
Yeah.
What?
What, Al?
Say, Al.
That's just dumb.
Al can't swim, so he'll upset.
Come on, Al, talk to us, Al.
Nah, there's something you're thinking about, Al.
Nah, I just think the story is dumb.
Like, you see somebody walking on water, what makes you think you could do it too?
I think that seeing someone else do it would make me think.
Nah, but if you all think he's God's son, like he has powers, you don't.
You did it for a few steps, though.
You did it for a few steps.
Nah, that's like when you like run and jump, you kind of the first foot hits the water.
Nah, bro.
You saw that shit on Instagram, though.
He walked on water.
You got to have more faith, Al.
I think Jesus asked him to go out.
Oh, he did?
Yeah, he was like, yo, come through.
Damn, Al.
Oh, Jesus.
How you know this white dude school you on religion, yo?
Son, I don't, I'm never, I've never been religious.
Never?
Yeah, like, I mean, I was forced to as a kid, but even as a kid, I didn't fuck with it.
Black and Latino, and you didn't do it, huh?
Yeah.
I deals me.
I deals meals, Al.
Maybe you should get into God, bro.
I'm good.
Why not?
I pray.
Huh?
I pray.
You do pray.
Spiritual.
God got hair like a white woman.
Nah, not just a pagan God.
What?
Who do you pray to?
Nothing, just like a being.
I fucks with that.
Yeah.
That's fair.
I fucks with that.
All right.
We should wrap this up, man.
Jeter's Grassroots Moves00:03:34
Yeah.
Is there anything else we want to touch on before we get out of here?
Do you care that A-Rod and J-Lo might want to buy the Mets?
No, I don't care.
They just have the most like defy Latin stereotype marriage ever.
I like it.
Why?
They're not married.
They're not.
Yeah, isn't that pretty?
No, I thought they got married.
Are they officially married?
Oh, I don't know.
They might be engaged, I think.
Oh, oh, well, then that's crazy that they would come together to buy it.
That they're not married.
That's what I'm saying.
I like it because then that means the Spanish hoe is going to be at the Mets game Instead of a Bronx, they all come into Queens.
You think?
Yeah.
So, interesting.
And you're right there in Queens, so you're going to be going to those Mets.
Their marriage got fucked up by coronavirus.
Did it really?
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
That's right.
What happened?
It messed up the date.
They got engaged in March and last March, and they're supposed to get married like this March.
She's so much better at Google than Eden.
It's crazy.
Eden still be typing shit in right now.
Oh, bro.
How old was Selena when she got sneaking?
What are you talking about?
She's still alive, actually.
We got to give Eden a call.
Make sure he's doing all right.
Yeah, man.
I don't really care about it, to be honest with you.
I think it's, yeah, it's whatever.
I mean, it'd be cool if it happens.
I don't think it's going to happen.
And she already owned a piece of the Dolphins with her last husband.
She's making some boss moves, man.
She's really making some boss moves.
You got a Kim Jong-un sister.
Wait, but doesn't A-Rod own parts of the Marlins?
I think who cares?
Fuck him.
I think he owns parts of the Marlins.
I mean, maybe he's like, I don't think he could own two teams at once.
Or maybe it's Jeter.
Jeter owns part of the Miami Marlins.
Yeah.
All right, y'all.
We just slowed this down to a screeching halt at the end.
You know what I mean?
But it'd be like that sometimes.
Arcas, you want to tell them about any shows coming up?
So you damn man, I can't wait till we get some fucking shows back, man.
Let's get out there.
Go out there, protest.
You know what I mean?
Tell them nurses they don't know what they're talking about.
Damn, nurses out there really trying to save lives, bro.
Yo, let's astro turf some people at a comedy show.
Oh, yeah, that's the term.
It's instead of a grassroots, what is it called?
The grassroots movement movement.
It's an astro turf movement because it's fake.
It's fake grassroots.
But you know what?
It's always more exciting on AstroTurf.
Yo, the game moves faster.
The game moves faster.
Sometimes you need that turf, baby.
All right.
What?
All right, guys.
You should go out and protest.
Say what?
I do protest every single day.
Nah, let's see.
Come to the studio.
Nah, but let's see it.
Wait, like go hang around.
People might have coronavirus.
Fuck out there, bro.
Exactly.
Anyway, yo, we got to get out of here to do nothing.
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