Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh debate the legality of Chris Johnson's murder-for-hire attempt, arguing that hiring killers should be legal if police bias prevents self-defense. They contrast this with George Zimmerman's case and analyze biblical retribution through an Aladdin story before reviewing Disney's Onward as a tragic father-son film. The episode concludes by lamenting personal loss while explicitly excluding social justice warriors from their Patreon community, blending legal theory with cultural critique. [Automatically generated summary]
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Why You Can't Just Build A Ventilator00:10:00
Everybody deserves their own ventilator.
What is a ventilator?
Can't you just take an accordion and put a fucking garbage nose on that shit?
How difficult is it to make a ventilator, bruh?
There ain't no fucking, ain't a Mexican on a subway playing that shit and you just pop some PBC piping in there and then you got a fucking ventilator?
You can't just go like that, bro.
What Elon Musk should do.
Where's Baywash?
Where's Baywa?
What's his name?
Hammerstaff.
David Hazelhoff.
Where's Hazelhoff when you need him?
Bro, where is David Hazelhoff when you need him, bro?
Motherfucker ventilated everybody in Malibu.
Is it different?
What's up, everybody?
Flagrant 2, Patreon, third time starting the episode.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm Schultz.
I caught singing the building, Alex Media, Mark Gagnon.
Eden is holding us down from home.
Go DM Eden, say what's up to Eden, leave a comment on Eden's Instagram.
I still don't follow his fat ass.
So maybe one of y'all can tell.
What is it?
Thanks, Eden Media, or something like that.
Thank you, Eden.
Thank you, Eden.
Something I'll never say.
Nah, but Eden, we love you, man.
We're thinking about you, man.
Yeah, we miss you, and I hope everything's good.
All right, let's start the episode.
A bunch of very interesting things.
Is there something that you really want to start with?
Nah, you got that.
Nothing at all?
Okay.
So there's this, there used to be an NFL running back.
Chris Johnson just got picked up for murder for hire, meaning he hired someone to murder someone, right?
At first, this seems bad.
Right.
Okay.
Yes.
Then you look into the story.
Yes.
Remember a few years back, and I know anybody who doesn't understand football or anything like that, don't matter.
We're not talking about football.
We're talking about murder for hire.
So this guy, Chris Johnson, remember a few years back, he got shot.
Yes.
With his homie.
With his homie while he was still playing ball.
Yeah, and homie died.
Oh, his homie died?
Are you sure homie died?
I didn't know his homie died.
I didn't know he got shot in like the shoulder.
I need to snip that, but if you could black fact check it, that'd be great.
Please do.
So, actually, hey, Mark, can you check that out so you could keep doing the angles?
Okay, so turns out he tried to murder for hire for the person that shot him and his friends.
Yeah.
I don't think that should be illegal.
I mean, isn't that self-defense?
Once.
Son, once someone, listen, listen, listen.
Once someone, he is stupid, but I'll tell you for a reason.
Once someone tries to kill you and they fail, they don't stop trying to kill you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You still need to defend thyself.
Yeah.
You saw me put that sheck a spear in there, bro.
I went full sheck a spear.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
Othello.
Because we talk about blacks.
So, so, here's where he fucked up.
He should have just asked the police.
That's why I'm not going to be able to do it.
No, because they love murdering black guys.
So that's the people you hire to murder the black guys, especially if you're.
Don't say he tried to kill you.
Say he has a broken taillight.
That's it.
Yo, then he gone.
Bro, he was broken taillight in me.
He was walking around with snacks.
This guy was walking around Florida with snacks.
He out here buying loses.
Matter of fact, Mark, show off your shirt, bro.
Mark got a great shirt.
And I want to make sure everybody understands the message with the shirt.
But look, you got it?
Yeah.
What does it say?
He got Zimmerman on the shirt.
Oh, okay.
With a target on his head.
Target on his head with a target on his head.
It says the target says it says fuck Zimmerman for the record.
It's faded, though.
It's like let's get Zimmerman out of here.
That's all I'm saying.
He had a group of people that get paid a living to kill black people at his disposal.
Scott-free.
Scott-free.
Who's Scott?
No, Scotts.
Who's Scott?
Who's Scott?
So who's Scott?
Who's Frank?
We gotta get down to the bottom of this.
Yo, who are these people?
They were so one-way back in the day that people just named an adjective out there.
Frank was just Andrew back in the day in a previous life.
The motherfucker just said whatever he wanted.
Oh, yeah.
With like full clarity.
Like, oh, I mean this, even though I don't know shit about it.
I'm full of Andrew Rex.
And Scott sounds like Alex in a previous life, to be honest with you.
Yeah, you broke the law in Sweden.
I'm free.
So stitch it.
Real talk.
I do think murder for hire should be legal.
Not legal, but it shouldn't be considered murder if someone had tried to murder you.
They're still alive.
And so.
On some biblical shit.
Yeah.
But on some biblical shit, shouldn't you be the guy to try to kill him, eye for an eye?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's how it's about.
Well, I don't know if I for an eye is about you.
To what?
It's a fish.
Because back in the day.
No, it's eye for an eye.
It's like if you stole.
It's not I. Capital I. Man, Alex, if I take their eye.
No.
If you take somebody's eye, it's about like, you fuck up.
But it's about, like, like, if you steal some bread, right?
Like, remember when Aladdin took the bread?
Yeah, obviously.
You know what I mean?
Obviously.
All right?
I like how.
I like how y'all be like, yo, those Muslims aren't us.
We're totally different brown people.
Then Aladdin comes up.
He's like, my guy.
That's not as close as we got, yo.
Say again?
That's as close as we got.
Okay, so then you should understand us when we TSA you.
You trying to say you close.
Real talk?
Yeah, I feel closer to home if I get random asserts.
I'm like, you motherfucking right.
I ain't no sellout out this bitch.
Had me hanging out with Andrew.
People forget who the fuck I am.
Fuck out of here.
Tick, Bitch, you really not gonna check me, bitch?
Bitch, you're not gonna check me, bitch.
Be carrying kitchen timers in my pocket and shit.
Okay, so Aladdin stole the bread.
Then they want to cut off his hand for some bread.
Not the bread maker, not the baker.
Yeah, but that's not eye for an eye.
What the fuck?
Keep talking about it.
Why would they cut off the bread maker's hand?
In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is free.
What?
Did you know that, y'all?
Hey, did you know that?
Did you know that?
He wasn't king.
He wasn't free.
He wasn't king, yo.
He wasn't king.
He was free.
Okay.
He's free, bro.
Mark can't handle this.
Look how much he's having trouble with it.
He's trying.
Just right.
Land of the blind.
Man with one eye is free.
Come on, Mark.
Yo, you know that when I was watching Onward?
You watched Onward?
Son, that's one of the most tragic films I've ever seen in my entire life.
Son, if there's a movie called Onward, where all the characters kind of built like my face, just big noses, wide ears, and they're supposed to be elves.
And it's a Disney movie.
It's on Disney Plus as a cartoon.
Okay?
I watched this the other day.
It was supposed to come out in theaters, but I think because of Corona, they shut it down The Disney Plus.
Alex says, hey, you know, it's a little bit of a tearjerker, right?
Oh, fuck.
This was single-handedly one of the most tragic films I've ever seen in my entire life.
Is it sadder than Coco?
Son, I don't think so.
He goes, Onward, Schindler's List.
I mean, there's some other shit.
Onward's the saddest movie ever.
Okay.
Son, yo, so after he texts me, he's like, son, I just watched Onward.
That shit is too much, bro.
I was like, I told you.
He's like, nah, couldn't take that shit.
Might have been the saddest movie I've ever seen.
Son, don't watch that shit.
You're cooped up in quarantine.
Bro, it hit his father-son shit.
Right?
Right?
I wouldn't really know about this.
That's why it didn't relate.
That's why it didn't hit me.
I was like, ah.
Can't miss what you don't have.
But it got the father.
Then it got the brother shit.
I think that's probably young.
That's why it hit you.
That's why it hit you probably.
It hit me on all levels.
Yeah, again, I'm not going to relate.
And Coco, Spanish people playing music.
Coco is an old bitch.
That's us.
I never had a grandma.
Oh, see, I love my grandma.
And my grandma passed away.
My grandma had the fucking audacity to die before meeting me, this bitch.
How you gonna do that, bro?
How the fuck are you gonna do that?
Nah, man.
Seriously.
Excuse me.
Nah, you slightly.
Young man.
Andrew, for real, that's foul.
That's foul.
That's foul.
How she can die on you?
How did she die on you?
The audacity.
The audacity.
Yo, what's up?
This is Akash.
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