Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Murder For Hire Should Be Legal | Patreon Clip Aired: 2020-04-10 Duration: 10:00 === Why You Can't Just Build A Ventilator (10:00) === [00:00:00] Everybody deserves their own ventilator. [00:00:02] What is a ventilator? [00:00:03] Can't you just take an accordion and put a fucking garbage nose on that shit? [00:00:07] How difficult is it to make a ventilator, bruh? [00:00:10] There ain't no fucking, ain't a Mexican on a subway playing that shit and you just pop some PBC piping in there and then you got a fucking ventilator? [00:00:18] You can't just go like that, bro. [00:00:20] What Elon Musk should do. [00:00:22] Where's Baywash? [00:00:24] Where's Baywa? [00:00:24] What's his name? [00:00:25] Hammerstaff. [00:00:27] David Hazelhoff. [00:00:29] Where's Hazelhoff when you need him? [00:00:31] Bro, where is David Hazelhoff when you need him, bro? [00:00:35] Motherfucker ventilated everybody in Malibu. [00:00:41] Is it different? [00:00:46] What's up, everybody? [00:00:48] Flagrant 2, Patreon, third time starting the episode. [00:00:51] You know what I'm saying? [00:00:52] I'm Schultz. [00:00:53] I caught singing the building, Alex Media, Mark Gagnon. [00:00:57] Eden is holding us down from home. [00:00:59] Go DM Eden, say what's up to Eden, leave a comment on Eden's Instagram. [00:01:02] I still don't follow his fat ass. [00:01:05] So maybe one of y'all can tell. [00:01:07] What is it? [00:01:07] Thanks, Eden Media, or something like that. [00:01:09] Thank you, Eden. [00:01:10] Thank you, Eden. [00:01:11] Something I'll never say. [00:01:13] Nah, but Eden, we love you, man. [00:01:15] We're thinking about you, man. [00:01:16] Yeah, we miss you, and I hope everything's good. [00:01:19] All right, let's start the episode. [00:01:21] A bunch of very interesting things. [00:01:22] Is there something that you really want to start with? [00:01:24] Nah, you got that. [00:01:25] Nothing at all? [00:01:26] Okay. [00:01:26] So there's this, there used to be an NFL running back. [00:01:30] Chris Johnson just got picked up for murder for hire, meaning he hired someone to murder someone, right? [00:01:37] At first, this seems bad. [00:01:39] Right. [00:01:40] Okay. [00:01:41] Yes. [00:01:41] Then you look into the story. [00:01:43] Yes. [00:01:43] Remember a few years back, and I know anybody who doesn't understand football or anything like that, don't matter. [00:01:47] We're not talking about football. [00:01:48] We're talking about murder for hire. [00:01:49] So this guy, Chris Johnson, remember a few years back, he got shot. [00:01:53] Yes. [00:01:53] With his homie. [00:01:54] With his homie while he was still playing ball. [00:01:57] Yeah, and homie died. [00:01:58] Oh, his homie died? [00:01:59] Are you sure homie died? [00:02:00] I didn't know his homie died. [00:02:01] I didn't know he got shot in like the shoulder. [00:02:02] I need to snip that, but if you could black fact check it, that'd be great. [00:02:05] Please do. [00:02:07] So, actually, hey, Mark, can you check that out so you could keep doing the angles? [00:02:12] Okay, so turns out he tried to murder for hire for the person that shot him and his friends. [00:02:22] Yeah. [00:02:23] I don't think that should be illegal. [00:02:28] I mean, isn't that self-defense? [00:02:34] Once. [00:02:38] Son, once someone, listen, listen, listen. [00:02:44] Once someone, he is stupid, but I'll tell you for a reason. [00:02:48] Once someone tries to kill you and they fail, they don't stop trying to kill you. [00:02:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:02:52] You still need to defend thyself. [00:02:55] Yeah. [00:02:55] You saw me put that sheck a spear in there, bro. [00:02:58] I went full sheck a spear. [00:03:00] Yeah, I got you. [00:03:01] I got you. [00:03:02] Othello. [00:03:03] Because we talk about blacks. [00:03:06] So, so, here's where he fucked up. [00:03:12] He should have just asked the police. [00:03:15] That's why I'm not going to be able to do it. [00:03:18] No, because they love murdering black guys. [00:03:22] So that's the people you hire to murder the black guys, especially if you're. [00:03:27] Don't say he tried to kill you. [00:03:28] Say he has a broken taillight. [00:03:30] That's it. [00:03:31] Yo, then he gone. [00:03:32] Bro, he was broken taillight in me. [00:03:34] He was walking around with snacks. [00:03:38] This guy was walking around Florida with snacks. [00:03:41] He out here buying loses. [00:03:42] Matter of fact, Mark, show off your shirt, bro. [00:03:44] Mark got a great shirt. [00:03:47] And I want to make sure everybody understands the message with the shirt. [00:03:51] But look, you got it? [00:03:54] Yeah. [00:03:54] What does it say? [00:03:55] He got Zimmerman on the shirt. [00:03:56] Oh, okay. [00:03:57] With a target on his head. [00:03:58] Target on his head with a target on his head. [00:04:02] It says the target says it says fuck Zimmerman for the record. [00:04:07] It's faded, though. [00:04:08] It's like let's get Zimmerman out of here. [00:04:09] That's all I'm saying. [00:04:10] He had a group of people that get paid a living to kill black people at his disposal. [00:04:17] Scott-free. [00:04:18] Scott-free. [00:04:18] Who's Scott? [00:04:19] No, Scotts. [00:04:20] Who's Scott? [00:04:21] Who's Scott? [00:04:23] So who's Scott? [00:04:24] Who's Frank? [00:04:24] We gotta get down to the bottom of this. [00:04:27] Yo, who are these people? [00:04:28] They were so one-way back in the day that people just named an adjective out there. [00:04:33] Frank was just Andrew back in the day in a previous life. [00:04:36] The motherfucker just said whatever he wanted. [00:04:38] Oh, yeah. [00:04:38] With like full clarity. [00:04:40] Like, oh, I mean this, even though I don't know shit about it. [00:04:44] I'm full of Andrew Rex. [00:04:45] And Scott sounds like Alex in a previous life, to be honest with you. [00:04:50] Yeah, you broke the law in Sweden. [00:04:52] I'm free. [00:04:53] So stitch it. [00:04:56] Real talk. [00:04:57] I do think murder for hire should be legal. [00:05:00] Not legal, but it shouldn't be considered murder if someone had tried to murder you. [00:05:05] They're still alive. [00:05:06] And so. [00:05:07] On some biblical shit. [00:05:08] Yeah. [00:05:09] But on some biblical shit, shouldn't you be the guy to try to kill him, eye for an eye? [00:05:12] Yeah. [00:05:13] Yeah. [00:05:14] That's how it's about. [00:05:15] Well, I don't know if I for an eye is about you. [00:05:19] To what? [00:05:20] It's a fish. [00:05:21] Because back in the day. [00:05:22] No, it's eye for an eye. [00:05:23] It's like if you stole. [00:05:24] It's not I. Capital I. Man, Alex, if I take their eye. [00:05:30] No. [00:05:31] If you take somebody's eye, it's about like, you fuck up. [00:05:34] But it's about, like, like, if you steal some bread, right? [00:05:37] Like, remember when Aladdin took the bread? [00:05:39] Yeah, obviously. [00:05:40] You know what I mean? [00:05:41] Obviously. [00:05:42] All right? [00:05:44] I like how. [00:05:47] I like how y'all be like, yo, those Muslims aren't us. [00:05:51] We're totally different brown people. [00:05:52] Then Aladdin comes up. [00:05:53] He's like, my guy. [00:05:55] That's not as close as we got, yo. [00:05:57] Say again? [00:05:57] That's as close as we got. [00:05:58] Okay, so then you should understand us when we TSA you. [00:06:03] You trying to say you close. [00:06:05] Real talk? [00:06:05] Yeah, I feel closer to home if I get random asserts. [00:06:08] I'm like, you motherfucking right. [00:06:09] I ain't no sellout out this bitch. [00:06:11] Had me hanging out with Andrew. [00:06:13] People forget who the fuck I am. [00:06:16] Fuck out of here. [00:06:21] Tick, Bitch, you really not gonna check me, bitch? [00:06:25] Bitch, you're not gonna check me, bitch. [00:06:27] Be carrying kitchen timers in my pocket and shit. [00:06:31] Okay, so Aladdin stole the bread. [00:06:33] Then they want to cut off his hand for some bread. [00:06:35] Not the bread maker, not the baker. [00:06:37] Yeah, but that's not eye for an eye. [00:06:40] What the fuck? [00:06:41] Keep talking about it. [00:06:41] Why would they cut off the bread maker's hand? [00:06:43] In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is free. [00:06:47] What? [00:06:50] Did you know that, y'all? [00:06:52] Hey, did you know that? [00:06:55] Did you know that? [00:06:57] He wasn't king. [00:06:58] He wasn't free. [00:07:00] He wasn't king, yo. [00:07:02] He wasn't king. [00:07:03] He was free. [00:07:05] Okay. [00:07:05] He's free, bro. [00:07:08] Mark can't handle this. [00:07:09] Look how much he's having trouble with it. [00:07:11] He's trying. [00:07:13] Just right. [00:07:14] Land of the blind. [00:07:16] Man with one eye is free. [00:07:18] Come on, Mark. [00:07:22] Yo, you know that when I was watching Onward? [00:07:27] You watched Onward? [00:07:28] Son, that's one of the most tragic films I've ever seen in my entire life. [00:07:34] Son, if there's a movie called Onward, where all the characters kind of built like my face, just big noses, wide ears, and they're supposed to be elves. [00:07:43] And it's a Disney movie. [00:07:46] It's on Disney Plus as a cartoon. [00:07:48] Okay? [00:07:51] I watched this the other day. [00:07:52] It was supposed to come out in theaters, but I think because of Corona, they shut it down The Disney Plus. [00:07:58] Alex says, hey, you know, it's a little bit of a tearjerker, right? [00:08:02] Oh, fuck. [00:08:02] This was single-handedly one of the most tragic films I've ever seen in my entire life. [00:08:06] Is it sadder than Coco? [00:08:07] Son, I don't think so. [00:08:09] He goes, Onward, Schindler's List. [00:08:12] I mean, there's some other shit. [00:08:14] Onward's the saddest movie ever. [00:08:16] Okay. [00:08:18] Son, yo, so after he texts me, he's like, son, I just watched Onward. [00:08:23] That shit is too much, bro. [00:08:26] I was like, I told you. [00:08:28] He's like, nah, couldn't take that shit. [00:08:31] Might have been the saddest movie I've ever seen. [00:08:35] Son, don't watch that shit. [00:08:36] You're cooped up in quarantine. [00:08:38] Bro, it hit his father-son shit. [00:08:41] Right? [00:08:42] Right? [00:08:42] I wouldn't really know about this. [00:08:46] That's why it didn't relate. [00:08:49] That's why it didn't hit me. [00:08:50] I was like, ah. [00:08:51] Can't miss what you don't have. [00:08:54] But it got the father. [00:08:55] Then it got the brother shit. [00:08:58] I think that's probably young. [00:08:59] That's why it hit you. [00:09:01] That's why it hit you probably. [00:09:02] It hit me on all levels. [00:09:04] Yeah, again, I'm not going to relate. [00:09:05] And Coco, Spanish people playing music. [00:09:09] Coco is an old bitch. [00:09:11] That's us. [00:09:12] I never had a grandma. [00:09:13] Oh, see, I love my grandma. [00:09:15] And my grandma passed away. [00:09:17] My grandma had the fucking audacity to die before meeting me, this bitch. [00:09:23] How you gonna do that, bro? [00:09:25] How the fuck are you gonna do that? [00:09:28] Nah, man. [00:09:29] Seriously. [00:09:30] Excuse me. [00:09:32] Nah, you slightly. [00:09:34] Young man. [00:09:35] Andrew, for real, that's foul. [00:09:36] That's foul. [00:09:38] That's foul. [00:09:38] How she can die on you? [00:09:40] How did she die on you? [00:09:42] The audacity. [00:09:42] The audacity. [00:09:46] Yo, what's up? [00:09:47] This is Akash. [00:09:48] That was a preview of our Patreon episode. [00:09:50] If you want the full thing, go to www.patreon.com slash flagrantru. 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