Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh expose coronavirus testing inequity, noting Oklahoma allocated 60% of tests to NBA teams while ordinary citizens faced denial. They critique late-night hosts for hypocrisy regarding unpaid staff and highlight Google's search results linking banks to the Rothschild family amid information control shifts. The duo warns of economic fallout, citing the MTA's $4 billion bailout request and advising listeners to safeguard assets beyond FDIC's $250,000 limit through multiple accounts. Ultimately, they urge focusing on present community support rather than future anxieties to navigate this new reality. [Automatically generated summary]
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The Quarantine Chronicles00:03:19
What's up, friends?
What's up, enemies, and everybody in between?
We're back with another episode of, we still don't have a name for this, the quarantine chronicles, the corona chronicles, the I don't know what it is.
We back.
We back.
That's all that matters.
We got a new catchphrase.
I don't know if we should start with it or end with it, Al.
I think both.
Both?
Yeah.
All right.
So it's peace, love, and year.
That don't go on a motherfucking SARS mask.
We put that shit on Amazon immediately.
We are wasting our time.
I'm glad you all have been fucking with this.
Let's just get right into it, man.
Here's something.
I got a question.
I got a question here.
How is it that there are no more tests, right?
There are not enough tests, not enough coronavirus tests, but famous people keep testing positive.
My girl was thrown up, right?
My girl was sick, had all the symptoms of the flu, and they straight up told her.
They look at right in her eyes.
They're like, How many Instagram followers you had?
And then get your ass back out on the street with the rest of the people.
The coronavirus test is the new blue check.
Your blue check on Instagram means nothing.
Al, don't even go.
Do you blue check now?
Nah.
Don't even go for the blue check.
Get yourself a coronavirus test because that's how we know who's really famous and who's really not.
I heard a crazy statistic.
What?
I heard that Oklahoma used 60% of its tests to test the Oklahoma City Thunder and the Utah Jazz.
Wow.
Wow.
You serious?
Son, the Utah Jazz ain't even from Oklahoma.
Like, if you're designated a certain amount of tests, it's got to be for the people that live in that place, right?
That's wild, son.
I couldn't fucking believe it.
But it just seems every single day, like Torman from Game of Thrones, you know, the red-headed Viking dude that loved the big bitch.
What is her name?
Brianne of Tarte.
She, no, he tested positive for the Corona.
And I really think it's one of those things where you're starting to see the wealth gap a little bit, right?
Because the second a famous person has any symptom whatsoever, all of a sudden we find out if they got it or they don't.
Yeah.
Intras Elba got it.
But we don't know how long they had symptoms before they got the test.
Like maybe they had to wait a little bit.
Akash came in here drowsy as fuck, right?
He still don't think he got it.
We all think he does.
I think he could do that.
100%.
But he's not going to be able to get tested unless he has every single fucking symptom.
Yeah.
So that's what it is.
It's just going to be, you literally got to walk into the fucking testing site, like straight up corona out.
You know, like full-on virus for them to even consider it.
And I'm telling you this because I know it.
I went through it with my girl.
So it's a, it's a weird, it's a weird situation.
I think there's a lot more people that got that shit than are able to say they have it.
I mean, my mom thinks she had it.
My brother thinks they had it.
My dad didn't get it.
You think you had it.
Now everybody who got sick at all or everybody who had the flu is like, yo, I must have had that corona.
I didn't have it because you didn't get it.
MTA Bailout Side Note00:03:56
Exactly.
If we're all around, but I could be immune.
I might be immune.
I'm thinking I'm immune because I bite my nails and I bite my toenails.
And I feel like I built up some sort of immunity to like the dirt that exists in the world.
I mean, that as well as other things.
I'm saying, I'm dirty.
I'm gonna be an incredible, like bad hygiene.
I think you might have built up.
Bro, I repel it.
When I'm in Chinatown, Asians move away from me.
So, and I feel like they, because they know they can't, they bounce off of me, bro.
Did you see that video where she put her finger in the water and then the dirt went away?
I split the yoss when I go to Canal Street.
Son, you're walking soap.
That's it, bro.
I'm going.
Show how white you are.
I know.
So, basically, the thing is out there, I think that there are certain people that have it.
Doesn't really matter.
We're going to find out about all these famous people, but we're also going to find out.
This is what's really interesting to me: we're going to find out what famous people are actually about the shit they preach.
Because a lot of these late night hosts, right?
They love to be critical of the billionaire class and the millionaire class for how greedy they are and corporate greed this and corporate greed that.
Well, the John Olivers of the worlds, you know, the Trevor Noah's of the world.
I hope you're paying your staff during this hiatus.
I hope you're paying your staff during this hiatus, you know, because it's very easy to criticize when you're not in a position, but now you're in a position.
So, we're going to see if you're going to put that money where your mouth is.
Okay.
Have you heard anything?
I haven't heard anything just yet.
I've spoken to people who work for them and they've said things to me like, yo, Trevor Noah made, you know, 30 million on the road last year.
So, I'm sure he got enough bread to hit us off.
And yeah, I'm sure he does.
You know, Samantha B loves to talk about the wage gap, loves to talk about how she's the only female host in late night.
Don't be the only host that don't pay the staff.
Don't have the wage gap with the pay for the staff.
You know what I'm saying?
All I'm saying is, if you are given the opportunity, a very unique opportunity right now to display your morality, to take care of the people that you're supposed to take care of.
You know what I'm saying?
What did I tell you, Al when this shit went down?
You told me I'm good.
Al hit me with a very real text.
Wait, what did I say?
I'll hit you with a very real text.
He said he put that shit in brackets.
He goes, This is me being vulnerable.
But am I good?
Oh, yeah.
Remember that?
They're like, Because I left security.
Al had a state job.
He was good.
Like, he had the illest coronavirus job you could possibly have because he was about to be home with full pay.
Yep.
Right?
Everybody works this way.
I talked to some of them.
They are chilling.
They love coronavirus.
They try to usher Asians into the country all they can.
Anybody, Italians, please come.
Welcome.
Coughing and sneezing everywhere, picking their nose, putting it on a fucking subway.
Yo, the MTA today, this is a total separate side note, but the MTA just asked for a $4 billion bailout from the government.
How poorly run is the MTA, son?
This is shocking.
How poorly run is the MTA?
For those of y'all don't know, MTAs are subways and buses.
How poorly run is the MTA that literally people stop using the subway for two days and they lose $4 billion.
Son, son, who's running the MTA?
My girlfriend?
Who's running that?
Son, my Amazon account hasn't stopped getting charges since we've been quarantined.
And she keeps saying it's not her.
Al, did I text you today?
Like, yo, did you buy this?
No.
Son, I've been texting Eden, Mark.
I've been texting everybody who has any access to my Amazon account because I'll be getting these little fucking texts, these little notifications.
$7 thing from Top Shop.
I thought Top Shop closed.
It did.
This woman buys shit from stores of the Colts.
You got a blockbuster rental fee that we're going to get to?
What else are you going to buy?
Who Runs the Banks00:03:27
What kind of vintage shit is happening in my household?
You're about to have that Kobe steak coming to the crib.
Kobe, Jesus, bro.
What happened to Kobe Steak?
Say what?
What happened to Kobe Steak?
What's the steak that we had?
Oh, I think Kobe.
No, Wagu.
Wagyu.
Wagu got Kobe's beef the fuck out of here.
Yeah, no, I thought I think they might be the same.
I'm not exactly sure.
But a lot of weird shit's going on.
A lot of very interesting shit is going on right now.
I don't even know how to preface this shit.
Okay?
But Google lifted their censors.
I don't know if they lifted them.
Maybe they just don't have enough people that are at the Google office to continue running the programs.
They're like maintaining them.
But go try this right now.
Matter of fact, go do it right now.
If you're watching this video at home, go do this right now.
Type in some shit you want to know the truth about.
Okay?
Any conspiratorial shit, apparently, what Google usually does is it kind of like pushes that search away or to like the bottom of the search.
For example, if you look up like 9-11 conspiracy or something like that, or if you look like what really happened at 9-11, right?
It won't immediately go, oh, the U.S. was involved, blah, blah, blah.
It will kind of filter those things out because it doesn't want conspiracy shit at the top of the news or information, what's it called, the lineup, if you will.
Okay.
Because people might be interested in that, but they want to kind of control what truth is.
And that's not necessarily a bad thing.
You don't want hundreds of millions of people running around believing conspiracies.
Like, have you ever talked to a conspiracy theorist?
They're exhausting.
They're like comics, but not funny.
That's literally all they are.
They're like, here's a wild take, and then you don't laugh.
You just get really anxious and you feel horrible.
Right?
At least a comic would be like, well, here's the funny thing about 9-11, and then they'll deliver.
You know?
So if you go Google right now, who runs the banks?
Usually, if you Googled who runs the banks, it would give you like, who's your local bank CEO, or who's the local bank president, or who's the president of Chase?
Who's the president of Wells Fargo?
Google right now who runs the banks.
And I wonder if it changes by the time we get this up.
But Al, Google right now, who runs the banks?
You don't have to do split screen.
I'll just tell them why they do it.
And I'm watching Al do it as we're talking.
So Al typing that shit in caps like he angry.
I want my money.
So what does it say?
So I'm not gaming this system.
What does it say?
It says Rothschild family.
Boom!
So obviously, the Rothschild family is a very famous banking family, a global banking family.
And a lot of people say that these are the people that are, you know, connected and, you know, run the entire world from an economic standpoint.
Apparently, before this week, you'd never see that pop up first in a Google search, right?
Because that type of information isn't the powers that be, if you will, that might be able to access Google or these other places might go, we don't want people looking after us.
Like if you notice, Rothschilds never end up on like a Forbes 500 list or top 50 list.
I always wonder that shit.
So that's the thing.
You have to opt into that list.
Right?
So the real rich people ain't even on the list.
You ever see Vladimir Putin on that list?
Banking Safety Tips00:07:42
No.
You just see the suckers that want people to know that they're rich.
Yeah.
Because they can make money off of being rich and being known as the rich guy.
Okay.
Right?
So these dudes who got the real, real money are like, yo, I don't want them knowing who the fuck I am.
I want to go on vacation, bro.
I don't need a yacht like Bill Gates.
You know what I'm saying?
I just want to go to the Bahamas, hang out regular.
A Rothschild could be sitting right next to you having a fucking papaya dog and you would have no clue.
That's true.
I have no idea what they look like.
Now it's on.
So some people are saying because Google, the employees aren't in the office, they can't continually monitor this shit.
Maybe since they're at home, there's like different access to Google or maybe they're blocked from accessing certain things.
I don't know what exactly it is beyond my pay grade, but it is an interesting, it is an interesting look about how like the fabric of society is starting to unravel a little bit, not in a fucking bad way.
I'm not trying to go like doomsday on you guys at all.
That's never what this thing has been about.
But these are the repercussions of this type of economic and like health related calamity.
Right?
Now you're seeing the reverberation into other things.
The MTA shutting down.
Everybody in New York, like they made money?
Like that was a business.
Just thought that was part of what New York was.
What do you mean you lost $4 billion or you think you're going to lose $4 billion in revenue?
Like all these things are not directly related, right?
Like, so comics had to cancel all our gigs for the next few months.
Now, all these comedy clubs we were supposed to perform at are saying they got to close their doors.
That is the repercussion of this, the economic repercussion.
That happens in every single business.
So when people are worried about the economy, it's not ATT going out of business.
Government's going to bail them out.
Government's not going to bail out the funny bone in Omaha.
Not saying that it went out of business.
Maybe it did, maybe it didn't.
But the DC improv.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, there might be like some small business loans, that kind of stuff.
But again, those are loans.
So if the government's like, here, we'll give you a loan.
Thanks.
Thank you for giving me more money that I have to pay back when I'm not making money.
Like a business that can't function doesn't need a loan, right?
A business that can't function needs a pause button.
You playing a video game, you got a piss.
What do you do?
Pause.
You press pause.
You don't ask Call of Duty for more time.
You don't ask Mario Kart for more time or more lapse.
You go, pause.
When I get back, we'll continue this shit.
That I think is the most functional way to get out of it.
So a couple things as far as preparation goes that I've been told for some people.
This is like just in case shit.
Just make sure you're ready.
Go take out some cash.
From what I've been told, we're not going to Mad Max scenario or anything like that.
But when there are times of economic instability, people get real sticky with their cash.
And by sticky, I mean they don't want that shit too far from them.
Right?
So if you have some money, right, and you try to take it out of the bank and too many people try to take it out of the bank at the same time, what the banks might do is put a limit on how much you can spend and how much you could take out.
Why would they do that?
Well, because while your money is in the bank, all your money ain't in the bank.
That's the illusion.
The way banks make money is Alex Media, myself, you guys at home listening, we all give a bank some money.
That bank then lends that money out to other people.
So all our money isn't in the bank at the same time.
But the bank is going, Wells Fargo is going, these motherfuckers ain't going to ask for all their money back at the same time.
I can lend this shit, make a little money on it.
Matter of fact, they get a couple little percentage points.
Everybody's happy.
Then you have a coronavirus, and all of us are like, yo, we're going to need that money.
And the bank is like, well, about that money is because I lent it to this guy who wanted to open up his little sneaker store.
And either they're lending it out or it's also they're investing it in the stock market.
Right, right, right.
They're putting it somewhere else in the bank.
The banks, I think, only have to keep, I think, 10% of what, 10% of the holdings in the actual physical vault.
Yeah.
Right?
So if, so if Alex, me, and you guys listening, we all have total $1 million in a bank.
They only got to keep $100,000 of those dollars in the bank.
$900,000 can be invested or they give loans to other people, et cetera.
They use that money to make money.
So when everybody's freaking out about money, what do they do?
They go, banks, just give me some money.
I just want to make sure I'm good.
So the bank has to go, shit, we can't have anybody asking for money at the same goddamn time.
We don't have the money.
Let's limit it to $500 a day, $7,000 a day, $5,000, whatever the fuck it is.
They might start limiting.
In a time like this, just make sure you have a couple thousand dollars.
Just have some cash around.
You never know, right?
It literally might come down to a situation where you got to go to your neighbor, like, hey, can I buy some food off you guys?
Maybe you could Venmo.
Maybe you could cash out.
Maybe you could PayPal.
Maybe not.
Shout out to the drug dealers that are always liquid.
Let's go.
And honestly, they might be the first ones not to be.
Why you say that?
They're going to get their imports.
Oh, if you're not grown it here, it ain't coming in, B. That's true.
It ain't coming in.
They're checking every person coming in the country.
You don't think they're going to check those bags and shit?
Them Colombian shits are sent right back to Columbia.
Cocaine is going to be pricey.
Better chop up that Adderall.
Another thing.
Kids don't use drugs.
So don't use drugs.
But if you do, use Adderall.
How do you think we put out 14 podcasts a fucking week?
Shut up.
They don't actually believe that bullshit.
Right before this, we were chopping up on the table.
Let's talk about the fucking Rona.
And I didn't get any of that.
You see that nose?
Yo, Al, we'll share it.
So I snorted up that Adderall from the other room.
I took one deep breath.
I was like, yo, really?
Come on.
Come on, fam.
Breathe out your mouth.
I'm having a hard time breathing now.
I don't know.
I'm sucking all your oxygen.
Every time before you take a breath, I'm just like anyway.
Other thing that's a money thing, real quick, in case y'all care.
Some of you probably already know about this.
Some of y'all might be financially illiterate just like me.
But an interesting thing: every bank will, and maybe you should tell your parents about this, or you know, some folks that might know, they might not know.
A bank will keep up to $250,000 of your money under your name, but it's one name per bank.
Now, if you have a business with that bank, that's considered another name because that business isn't you, even though it is.
Okay?
So let's say I have Andrew Schultz.
I can have $250,000 in his bank.
And then my business, which is who knows, Blue Bottle Productions, can also have $250,000 in that bank.
Now, I can have more than that, but the government's only going to ensure up to that.
So let's say you have $750,000.
You need another bank.
You need to take that $250,000 and go to another bank if you want to make sure it can't go anywhere in case people go on a run on the banks.
And I'm not trying to freak you guys out.
The chances of that happen are very, very slim.
Very slim.
I just want you to be informed.
Let's say your parents got some money.
You know, one of your grandparents died or something like that from that Ronita, right?
God forbid.
God damn it.
What?
I'm just saying, God forbid.
And they got some money.
It's just chilling in the bank.
You never know what could happen.
Just make sure that you're on point with your chicken.
Okay?
To quote my man, what was my man's name again?
Marshawn Lynch.
Just make sure you got your chicken under control.
Finding Daily Structure00:13:01
You know what I mean?
Speaking of Marsha, he was in Westworld.
Yo, we got to get to Westworld.
Don't ruin that shit to me, but I was feeling at Westworld.
What's it called?
Yeah, and then another thing, very important.
If you just got out of prison, I'm sorry.
So imagine, son, imagine you just got a bit like, finally, I'm free.
And De Blasio's like, everybody stay in their house here in a 24-hour quarantine.
Can I get some pussy sent over?
Social distancing.
There'll be no touching.
Nobody for 48 hours.
Maybe eight weeks.
Where are you going?
20 years in prison.
You're like, oh, I wanted some pussy.
No, touching nobody.
Stay in your home.
That is.
So you might as well just stay in prison.
You got all your homies in there.
You know you don't have a cell phone.
You know you don't know how to use FaceTime.
You don't know how to use nothing.
Imagine coming out of prison now how much trash that life would be, bro.
And if you catch the Rona, oh man, double whammy right there.
What do you do?
Go right back to prison.
You got a knock on the prison, like, you're, I did something.
Yo, I did that other thing, too.
What's up, Warden?
On a more positive note, and this is actually something important.
It's something that I started doing.
I think that we should all start doing is if you got old people in your building or your neighborhood, go knock on their door.
Don't get too close to them and ask them what they need.
Okay?
Smart.
They can go to the store, but they can't.
Because if they get the corona, they're dead.
So help them the fuck out.
Go get them the groceries, get them whatever the fuck they need, put it at the door, and then leave.
Amazon prime that shit to them.
But don't let these old motherfuckers go to the packed-ass grocery store.
They're probably freaking the fuck out.
They know they're at risk.
At least one old person in your building, go do that.
And low-key is going to make you feel fucking good.
It's going to make you feel good, man.
I think that, you know, even in this podcast, today, we've been having like a little bit of like a negative attitude towards what's going on.
And it's never a negative attitude.
It's just about preparation.
You know, we try to start this with the preparation of what's going to happen and how you handle what happens, you know, but now we're going to kind of shift to how the fuck we're going to dominate this thing.
You know, I mean, it is not end-all game over.
Like, don't think that at all.
You know, I mean, like, there's positive stuff out there.
Like, apparently China has reopened the Apple stores out there.
And you have to look at this shit like a wave, right?
Like, so China got the first wave, right?
So everybody's following suit.
China was first.
Now they're back in the market first.
By back in the market, I mean they're back to work first, right?
So maybe if we lock everything down, just like they locked everything down, shit will open back up.
That's a potential positive, you know?
So yeah, just go help some old people.
You know, it looks like New York, I think, is going to go on full quarantine, full lockdown.
Like, you got to stay inside.
Dark Knight Rises shit.
Shut down the bridges.
You know what I mean?
Funny thing about Dark Knight Rises is Bane had a mask on.
Like he was ready for Corona.
Yeah, he was.
He didn't even care about the Batman.
But yeah, so.
Holy shit.
Corona is the Batman.
It's literally Bat Soup.
Corona is Batman, and we're all Bane.
We're trying to protect ourselves from it.
That's a reach.
Do we all think God was reaching?
Nah, but yeah, you read all the, what's called, something in place?
How's he calling it?
Not quarantine.
They're just thinking of any other word to not call it quarantine.
Shelter in place.
We in timeout.
Just say we in timeout.
Okay, mom.
Okay, dad.
What are we?
In timeout?
You just sending us into our fucking rooms.
We're going to have to be in there non-stop.
You know, we told y'all to go out there and get some dogs and something you could walk.
Yeah.
You know, it's going to happen in New York first, and then all the other states are going to be.
New York is ground zero for this shit.
Let's be honest.
It's the most densely populated place on the planet.
Of course, people are going to transmit it to each other.
Also, the only people who pay less attention to shit than us is Florida, apparently.
These motherfuckers are dying for the corona in Florida.
We were seeing images of them all hanging out at the beach, swimming.
The beach is packed right now.
Packed.
For what?
Y'all, some dummies.
And Florida got the oldest people.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, Florida, it got the oldest people.
If you even go to a Walmart after you go to that beach, you're taking out 20% of the people in Florida.
Hands down.
So it is what it is.
We would recommend, obviously, not doing that shit.
But look, there's a lot of positives that can come in this situation.
I think if we go up a little bit more, there's a couple more things.
No, the other way.
I think this is something that's really important to say.
One is we're not going to go into this scared.
I hate that fucking mentality.
I think it's a whack mentality.
I think it's a stupid mentality.
I think it's a bitch-ass mentality.
And we are not going to go into this with any bitch assness.
At least I'm not.
I know Alex ain't.
You will find whatever you look for.
And that's in life in general.
I say that shit to my girl all the time.
It's like, if you are looking for a reason to be angry at me, you're going to find it.
I'm going to give you plenty of reasons.
Right?
That's just what I do.
I give reasons to be angry about shit.
But I'm also a great motherfucker.
So if you look for a reason why I'm great, we have a great relationship.
You're going to find that as well.
Same thing goes with this Rona.
Right?
Like, if you look for why this is the most awful situation that we could possibly be in, then you will find every reason why it's awful.
If you look at it as something that can be exciting, right?
If you take the challenge and you rise to it, right?
You master it.
You defeat it.
Like, you have to understand, you are the product.
All of us right here, we are the products of millions of years of evolution.
Okay.
We're built to handle some fucking sniffles and a little time out.
If you can't handle this shit, you're not supposed to be here in the first place.
Okay?
Don't let that shit, do not let this shit bog you down.
This shit should be something that is, that is, on many levels, you can't wait to accept and conquer the challenge, right?
Like one thing me and my girl were talking about, right, because she wants to stay in her apartment.
Right now, we're in my apartment, right?
Her apartment's getting some construction done.
And, you know, she kept talking about how things are going to be better once we get to her apartment.
I said, babe, here's the problem.
We're not going to be happy if we keep thinking about what will happen in the future to make us happy, right?
If we keep on thinking about what's going to happen when Corona's gone and how we're going to be happy then, we'll be miserable during the whole Corona.
Right?
If we focus on what we got now and what's dope now and how we can take advantage of this shit now, what we can do with all the free time, how we can learn shit, right?
My mom is putting out, you know, my parents own a dance studio.
If any of you guys didn't know, that's what they do.
They own a dance studio.
My mom is about to put down her whole dance lesson syllabus for all the years that they owned a dance studio, all on YouTube videos.
Wow.
Go learn how to swing.
Go learn how to salsa.
Go learn how to Argentine tango.
That's what's up.
Right?
Like, low-key, I want to bring her in if she don't have the Rona.
And I want to do like a live dance class that anybody could come in on on Instagram live.
That's dope.
You know, and then you, you're there with your girl.
You might as well take 20, 30 minutes to learn how to fucking merengue, right?
Like, take advantage of these opportunities.
Me and my girl watch three nights in a row.
We watched Lord of the Rings.
Amazing fucking trilogy.
And it was great to have that thing to look forward to.
I was like, I'm not going to sit around and sulk.
I refuse to sit around and sulk.
If there's something that is upsetting about the living situation we have, then we fix that shit.
Okay?
We're upset we don't have coffee?
Let's buy a fucking coffee machine.
But let's not buy some bullshit.
Let's buy a French press.
Let's buy the nicest fucking coffee machine we could ever have.
Let's buy the machine that we wouldn't buy regularly because we're like, I just want a cup of coffee on the go.
I want an espresso.
No, let's get some refined, beautiful shit.
Let's become coffee connoisseurs.
Son, I'm almost built for this.
Like, this is how I live my life every day.
There you go.
You already got that nice coffee spot.
Like, the way I go about life is, hey, everything's going to be okay.
I just live my life in a positive way.
And that's it.
Like, I'm always happy.
I'm always in a good mood.
Like, excited.
Like, right now, yeah, this situation sucks, but I'm invigorated by it.
Me coming in here and just creating this shit is fun.
Coming in here creating, bro.
We have no plan, no plan whatsoever.
Yo, let's just create.
Let's figure this shit out.
Let's go.
Let's talk to the people.
Shout out to all the people who from last episode, they've been DMing me about all the new shit that they did that day.
Like, I love that.
Even that shit, I get it.
I got it.
You know what?
Next episode, next episode.
And you know what?
Fuck it.
Let's do this right now.
What's up?
Let's say this right now.
We're gonna do is we're gonna do an episode every single day, as long as this quarantine lasts.
Every single day, we're gonna come in here, we're gonna do that episode and we're gonna drop that episode.
We'll find a good time to drop that episode and you know what?
We will have some structure in our fucking days.
We'll have a little community in our fucking days.
We'll all have something to look forward to in our days.
Right, matter of fact, pull up, you know, pour yourself a cup of coffee, pour yourself a cup of tea, pour yourself a glass of wine, whatever the fuck.
You pour yourself a glass of water.
That works too.
But let's create some structure community, togetherness throughout this thing, and let's.
Have a conversation every single fucking day.
We'll do that.
That will be our commitment to you guys.
If y'all with it, then come, hang out.
Simple as that.
Okay, but I would love it to be a specific time for real man.
I was like inspired by the FDR fireside chats, man, people are anxious.
They were nervous, they didn't know what the fuck to do, they didn't know who to trust, you know.
And then he was like, I got this, let's.
We're gonna talk about the economy, we're gonna talk about whatever these things are and I think that we could offer that.
Man, I really, I really truly believe we can.
It makes me feel good doing it.
So if that's a little thing that we can give to you guys, then i'm 100 down for that.
Al, you down for that, i'm down.
It's every day.
I love that.
It's every day.
We went, what did you do new today?
Or what are you gonna do new today?
Okay so so uh uh, me and my girl um, I could tell, do you feel like your apartment's getting a little full?
Yes and yep, we're gonna wrap this up soon as we try to keep them at 30.
So my apartment's getting a little full right because you getting all this stuff you know your girl starts to stay with you and stuff like that.
So she got her stuff.
You're hoarding things because you're going to shop.
You're like oh, we got to make sure we have everything.
We need this, that the other, it's getting a little full and I could tell that stresses me out a little bit.
I could tell it's stressing her out and i'm like you know what?
We're not gonna be stressed out about this.
Let's throw some shit out.
She go, what you mean?
I go, I don't need certain clothes.
We throwing them out.
Okay, you're donating them.
We're donating them to the streets.
These clothes for the streets bro, you know what i'm saying, real talk are horror, are like horror.
Street walking how does that work?
Nah, everything's online.
Now it is online.
Yeah, ain't no hunts Point.
Yeah yo, hunts point during Rona bro, you a trooper, the OGS might still out there, I guess, with the thick heel, but yeah, so the oh yeah, so it's like, so, I got it.
Um, so i'm like, i'm like we're doing.
It is we're throwing everything out that isn't needed, that I don't wear anymore, that you don't need, we don't want.
We're cleaning up, we're creating space in this apartment.
Um, I charge up one of my shades.
I was just waiting to charge up my shade.
I charge up my fucking shade so the shade can go up and down.
It's one of those electric shades, but I just didn't charge it forever and just let, left it down.
Just I was fucking lazy out here.
So what, y'all pulling on shade?
Still that's the new hot game so.
But I was like nah, we are, we're fucking doing.
And then we have all these sneakers that are in this part of my apartment and we don't have a closet or anything.
Anything do I don't have a lot of closet space in my apartment and um, so I said we're building a sneaker rack.
Order that off Amazon, anything that we need we're doing.
Yeah, order the coffee, order the, the sneaker rack, I don't care if it doesn't look good.
You know what we do.
We build that.
That's our project, and if it doesn't look good, we unbuild that.
Send it back.
Yep, but let's do things, let's be productive, let's go get this.
Keep sending us the stuff that you do.
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Man, the photoshops.
I know there was a dude.
I got forgot his name, but we'll start posting him as well, but he just did all this cool like little artwork and um, he was like yeah, i'm just going for it.
Another guy said he got a job at UBER EATS because he got laid off from his regular job.
It's like people actually going for it and um, and we want to hear more stories.
Yeah guys, UBER EATS and Amazon is hiring oh yeah, Amazon hiring 100 000 people man, so go hit up Amazon, you know, and um, and yeah, get it man al, anything else you want to tell the people?
Man, in my 32 years of life, I learned how to do laundry for the first time.
Oh, I know all about detergents uh, fabric softeners, all that.
I'm i'm, i'm lit out here.
Hey bruh, you soft bro.
Hey bro, you soft.
First time in my life you got a shorty living with you.
Nah, i've always did drop off service really yeah, always.