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Feb. 28, 2020 - Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh
04:12
They Got Bigger feat. Schulz's Mom
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Andrew Schulz and his mother, Mama Schultz, preview their Patreon episode "They Got Bigger," where she reveals her breasts expanded from a 34 to an 8 or 14. They joke about sending photos of her jugs and feet, which she describes as beautiful and bunion-free, while clarifying she is a dancer rather than an OnlyFans creator. The conversation shifts to her post-birth changes, teasing about feeding a crying baby, before discussing her father's attractiveness and sexual prowess. Ultimately, the segment highlights their candid family dynamic, joking that social justice lawyers would ruin such unfiltered fun. [Automatically generated summary]

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Mom's Bra Size Reveal 00:03:17
Mom, what size bra are you?
Yeah.
I used to be at 34, but I think over the years have expanded to eight or 14.
I'm sure by now.
Wow.
Them juggernauts!
Why, what is this for?
No, I'm just curious.
You're not going to make.
Did you get my note?
I think I thought I sent it this morning, but I didn't press the button.
What?
How can you remember?
I was phased about that question.
Yeah, but did you send the picture of those jugs or what?
No, I didn't.
Why?
Well, why don't you just send the picture over?
You want me to send a picture of my jugs?
What are you talking about?
No, we're just recording the podcast.
You're on the podcast.
Say hi to everybody on the podcast.
I'm not saying hi to anybody on the podcast.
Good night, Andrew.
No, You're saying hi, mom.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi, everyone.
And these creeps were asking if you had nice feet.
Oh, tremendous feet.
Tremendous feet.
No, I have a really beautiful pair of feet.
They're really lovely.
They're very strong.
I have no problems, no bunions, no anything.
They remark about my feet, honey.
What'd you say?
They remark about how nice my feet are.
Who's they?
People, just regular people.
She knows how to send these people.
You got an OnlyFans?
Say that again, boy?
Do you have an OnlyFans?
Only?
No, I just said one.
I'm a dancer, so people see your feet and they remark at how nice they are.
I have a very good, good looking pair of feet.
Alex, Alex.
Alex.
Stop.
Nope.
They got a little uncomfortable because we were looking at pictures.
Remember the other night when we were looking at pictures?
And I was just remarking on how beautiful you were when you were younger.
No, I didn't mean like that.
Obviously, you're still beautiful, right?
But you were like a hot chick when you were younger.
Yes.
But they thought that my buddies thought you can't call your mom a hot chick when she was younger.
You were a hot chick.
I was a hot chick.
Yeah.
And then after you gave birth, you had some big old breasts.
I did gain some breasts.
Yes, I did.
A little bit.
But they went back down.
Oh, dear.
Some babies just crying their eyes out here.
Why don't you go feed that baby with those breasts?
Oh, my God.
And then you do.
Y'all see where I get it from, huh?
Yo, this is the queen.
I'll tell you, you cannot phase Mama Schultz.
There's nothing you could do to phase Mama Schultz.
Mama Schultz Unphased 00:00:46
No, no.
But I, um, yeah, no, I was a really hot chick.
And your daddy, oh, wasn't he good looking?
Big dick.
Yes.
Oh, God.
Your father was always very nice.
At sex?
Yes, he was.
Yo, what's up?
This is Akash.
That was a preview of our Patreon episode.
If you want the full thing, go to www.patreon.com slash flagrant true.
Join the illest community on earth.
Unless you're a social justice lawyer, then you're just going to ruin the fun.
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