Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - They Got Bigger feat. Schulz's Mom
Aired: 2020-02-28
Duration: 04:12


=== Mom's Bra Size Reveal (03:17) ===

[00:00:08]  Mom, what size bra are you?
[00:00:12]  Yeah.
[00:00:15]  I used to be at 34, but I think over the years have expanded to eight or 14.
[00:00:23]  I'm sure by now.
[00:00:24]  Wow.
[00:00:25]  Them juggernauts!
[00:00:31]  Why, what is this for?
[00:00:33]  No, I'm just curious.
[00:00:36]  You're not going to make.
[00:00:37]  Did you get my note?
[00:00:39]  I think I thought I sent it this morning, but I didn't press the button.
[00:00:43]  What?
[00:00:44]  How can you remember?
[00:00:45]  I was phased about that question.
[00:00:46]  Yeah, but did you send the picture of those jugs or what?
[00:00:50]  No, I didn't.
[00:00:51]  Why?
[00:00:52]  Well, why don't you just send the picture over?
[00:00:55]  You want me to send a picture of my jugs?
[00:01:01]  What are you talking about?
[00:01:04]  No, we're just recording the podcast.
[00:01:07]  You're on the podcast.
[00:01:08]  Say hi to everybody on the podcast.
[00:01:10]  I'm not saying hi to anybody on the podcast.
[00:01:12]  Good night, Andrew.
[00:01:13]  No, You're saying hi, mom.
[00:01:17]  Hello.
[00:01:18]  Hello.
[00:01:19]  Hi, everyone.
[00:01:19]  And these creeps were asking if you had nice feet.
[00:01:25]  Oh, tremendous feet.
[00:01:28]  Tremendous feet.
[00:01:30]  No, I have a really beautiful pair of feet.
[00:01:34]  They're really lovely.
[00:01:36]  They're very strong.
[00:01:37]  I have no problems, no bunions, no anything.
[00:01:41]  They remark about my feet, honey.
[00:01:43]  What'd you say?
[00:01:45]  They remark about how nice my feet are.
[00:01:47]  Who's they?
[00:01:49]  People, just regular people.
[00:01:51]  She knows how to send these people.
[00:01:52]  You got an OnlyFans?
[00:01:55]  Say that again, boy?
[00:01:56]  Do you have an OnlyFans?
[00:01:58]  Only?
[00:01:59]  No, I just said one.
[00:02:00]  I'm a dancer, so people see your feet and they remark at how nice they are.
[00:02:06]  I have a very good, good looking pair of feet.
[00:02:14]  Alex, Alex.
[00:02:16]  Alex.
[00:02:16]  Stop.
[00:02:17]  Nope.
[00:02:20]  They got a little uncomfortable because we were looking at pictures.
[00:02:22]  Remember the other night when we were looking at pictures?
[00:02:24]  And I was just remarking on how beautiful you were when you were younger.
[00:02:33]  No, I didn't mean like that.
[00:02:34]  Obviously, you're still beautiful, right?
[00:02:36]  But you were like a hot chick when you were younger.
[00:02:40]  Yes.
[00:02:41]  But they thought that my buddies thought you can't call your mom a hot chick when she was younger.
[00:02:48]  You were a hot chick.
[00:02:49]  I was a hot chick.
[00:02:50]  Yeah.
[00:02:51]  And then after you gave birth, you had some big old breasts.
[00:02:55]  I did gain some breasts.
[00:02:56]  Yes, I did.
[00:02:57]  A little bit.
[00:02:58]  But they went back down.
[00:03:00]  Oh, dear.
[00:03:01]  Some babies just crying their eyes out here.
[00:03:04]  Why don't you go feed that baby with those breasts?
[00:03:09]  Oh, my God.
[00:03:11]  And then you do.
[00:03:15]  Y'all see where I get it from, huh?
[00:03:17]  Yo, this is the queen.
[00:03:21]  I'll tell you, you cannot phase Mama Schultz.
[00:03:23]  There's nothing you could do to phase Mama Schultz.

=== Mama Schultz Unphased (00:46) ===

[00:03:25]  No, no.
[00:03:26]  But I, um, yeah, no, I was a really hot chick.
[00:03:30]  And your daddy, oh, wasn't he good looking?
[00:03:33]  Big dick.
[00:03:35]  Yes.
[00:03:41]  Oh, God.
[00:03:45]  Your father was always very nice.
[00:03:49]  At sex?
[00:03:51]  Yes, he was.
[00:03:58]  Yo, what's up?
[00:03:59]  This is Akash.
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