Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh defend indefensible topics, settling on white people saying the N-word after rejecting global warming and Epstein's death. They absurdly justify sweatshops by comparing factory heat to school gym fans and ironically label Gandhi's starvation as the "original sweatshop." The hosts mock Gandhi's appearance and his wife's civil disobedience before concluding this Patreon preview warns that social justice warriors will inevitably ruin the fun of such debates. [Automatically generated summary]
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Defending The Indefensible00:01:59
Okay, we needed to we wanted to do something today to make sure that we could have this good old good old content, good old flagrancy, good old ever green content.
And I was thinking that in the spirit of flagrancy, maybe it'd be a great idea if we give a shot at defending the indefensible.
I go, let's just all come up with four things that you cannot defend, and then we do our best to defend them.
I threw out some easy, you know, global warming, sweatshops, Catholic Church touching boys, you know, the serial killer to kill all the gay guys.
Akash goes, me too, the bank bailout, killing Jeffrey Epstein.
Kaz just goes, white people saying the N-word.
That's the one we're going to start.
I said, first of all, first of all, first of all.
I need to hear this argument.
I gave mad options.
I'm just jumping to that one.
He gave two before that.
Everybody who's a comic knows there's a rule of three.
So you had this third one locked up and you were like, let me just think of two to start off the bit and then knock this shit out.
Two warning shots.
You know when you're in a group chat and you get the little exclamation point?
Remember the response.
The same time we hit it.
That's the exact same time we hit it.
Literally.
That's so funny.
So I would want to start there, but I also feel.
I could defend it?
No, I'm ready.
But I also feel in the spirit of protecting, of like warming this up, we start with another thing or two other things, and then we let you slam it home.
Okay.
Okay.
You're batting cleanup.
That works.
Okay.
So.
Sounds good.
Okay.
Okay.
So here's a thought that I had that was really fucked up.
But so, I mean, you guys choose.
Okay.
We have.
Gandhi Is The First Sweatshop00:05:37
Okay.
Sweatshops.
Is that good?
Sure.
Because we knock sweatshops a lot.
And I feel like aren't sweatshops better than cold shops?
Like, we act like sweating is the worst thing that can happen while you're working.
But that's because there's no...
Well, there's sweatshops because they're in hot countries.
They should be used in it.
It's not like they're moving them into the country.
It's also not like they're going home to air conditioning.
They got a palm tree.
They sit under the palm tree.
Now they actually have like a roof over their head, right?
I understand that they're sweating, but it's only sweaty to us.
Like when Americans, we go over there like, man, this is a sweatshop.
That's a shop.
Right?
Like, isn't there something to this?
Like, they don't realize how bad it is.
Do they have windows for cross-ventilation?
Because that's something you get outside.
I don't think they have much windows.
They probably blow just the same hot air in the same room.
Maybe like those big industrial fucking fans and shit.
The fucking loud and smelly and shit.
The public school gym class fans.
It's just the fucking Michael Jackson stands in front of the beginning of dangerous.
Those shits.
But do you understand what I'm trying to say?
Like, we make this huge deal about the sweatshop.
I mean, it's just, if you take away sweatshops, what are you going to use?
Throw your iPhone out the window.
Throw all your clothes out the window.
What are you fucking, you're Gandhi?
You're making your own clothes walking around?
He's made his own clothes.
Yeah, he did that.
He was just somehow.
He just rocked the same little sash.
How do you make his own clothes?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, you saw what he was wearing.
He wasn't wearing like hoodies.
But he didn't make that.
He didn't show that.
Nah, he did that shit himself.
How?
I thought he just got it.
He told the wheel or whatever.
He didn't toggle it in?
What is he talking about?
He's just making shit up.
Gandhi made it so close.
No, no, no.
Just because you say it and you know we don't know don't mean it's true.
We're gonna give some pushback.
Here's the thing.
You know, you can't make sheets of fucking whatever it is.
He didn't grow his own cotton.
Not a toga.
How he made it then?
Doga.
Doga.
Kept his spinning wheel, made his own clothes, and refused to buy British cloth.
Oh, but he had a spinning wheel.
I'll give him some credit.
Yeah, he had the wheel.
That's what I said.
He had the wheel.
He didn't fucking sew it together.
He had the wheel.
I said it.
I thought it was called spinning wheel, and I didn't know it was that literal.
Yo, here when Akas does this, yo.
He'll say something so matter-of-fact that they're like, that's not right.
That can't be right.
And then it's like, absolutely on the fucking money.
You know what's crazy?
Of all the things Gandhi did, I'm most impressed that he made this.
Ain't nobody could free India by not eating.
Most Indians have been not eating.
Yo, he was just keeping an Indian.
Hey, we want to keep it flagrant?
What if some white dude saw Gandhi doing that and it was like, yo, I bet if we got like a thousand kids to do that?
Like, look at what this one guy just did, yo.
He's a little food.
He can survive all of this.
Bro, that's it.
Dude.
Okay, he was the original sweatshop.
You know what I mean?
That's why he had that little over-the-shoulder shit.
He was like, oh, it's hot here.
I need to make this breathable.
Ventilation in here.
Here's your cross vent.
Just raise your arms.
Cross vent.
Just click it to whatever Indian belt he had.
Real talk.
So Gandhi started sweatshops.
Gandhi is the first sweatshop.
Starving himself.
See?
Just working.
Son.
He started that shit.
What a dick.
And you praise him.
Yeah.
How you guys killed him?
You praise this guy.
That's your king.
That's my guy.
Fuck your king.
That's my guy.
That's my guy, man.
Damn.
Dude.
Dude, Gandhi's body was gross.
Son.
Yeah, he was not right.
Do a fucking push-up.
Yeah, like all that time, though.
No downward dog.
No fucking child's pose.
He could walk his ass off, though.
So we're defending sweatshops, right?
Yes.
Go.
That's why I defend it.
That's Gandhi's inspiration.
Like, we just carry the legacy forward.
Think of our entry-level jobs here in the States, like McDonald's and shit like that.
Yeah, shut the fuck up.
Jones, what's wrong, Al.
You know it.
Now all of a sudden, it's motherfucking talking to the beginning and shit.
Fuck all that, bro.
You thought we done?
You thought we just going for that whole shit now?
He wasn't waiting for his answers.
Oh, yeah, you know, with the guns, the sweatshops.
Gandhi would have told me what he did.
He would have.
Gandhi wouldn't sub nobody about it.
Actually, no, Gandhi, the ultimate sub, right?
I'm just not going to eat.
That's campaign.
Well, Gondy, what is wrong?
We'd like to know what the problem is.
Nothing, I'm just not hungry.
Real talk, you think Gandhi thought of civil disobedience by his wife just being a pain in the ass?
He's like, yo, this shit is offensive.
After all, Gandhi's like, all right, bitch, what do you fucking want?
God damn.
He's like, I need to light your gun.
I need to leave your ass.
Wait a minute.
Yo, what's up?
This is Akash.
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