Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect the NBA playoffs, celebrating Draymond Green's MVP performance and debating Warriors' hotel logistics while mocking Drake's upcoming Summer 16 release. They controversially compare Drake and Steph Curry, labeling both as "light-skinned" cheaters with "evil" traits before retracting the claim to attribute such perceptions to racial bias. The episode concludes by promoting a Patreon battle against Drake critics, explicitly excluding self-described social justice warriors from their community. [Automatically generated summary]
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Steph Curry vs Drake Evil00:03:45
We got Warriors in 5.
Warriors take game one.
Rap take game two.
Warriors take both at home.
Win it in Toronto.
Draymond Green to MVP.
Was Toronto outside of the hotel all night last night?
We haven't seen that story yet, have we?
Listen, if anybody, if you're not.
Y'all fucking up if you're not doing that every day.
The Warriors are fucking up if they're not in some fucking high-rise hotel.
They're not in some six-story hole.
Get in the motherfucking lobby.
Do whatever you got to do.
Yo, real talk, rent rooms on every floor.
They just have parties in one room on every floor.
Drake is going to make like a back-to-back song for the Warriors and just play it above them.
That's the only thing I'm looking forward to.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
He made black-to-back and then he blasted it in the hotel.
Oh, yeah.
He said on summer 16.
I forgot the actual lyric, but he said, we looked at this record drop overnight.
He was sitting right below me, nigga.
He played it again and again.
He should do that, blast it in the hotel.
That's true.
That would be a moot.
Hey, bro.
I fucking hate Drake right now without.
Let me tell you, man, it's 2 o'clock.
It's 2 p.m.
There's still no Drake record that dropped.
I thought you said it was planned.
I thought you said we were dumb and he's playing.
I know.
I still dislike it.
Like, he's playing you guys and people are falling for it.
So that's why I don't like it.
Well, here's my thing.
He ain't even trying to be corny, though.
He's trying to be a little bit more.
I'm just trying to tell you.
Him and Steph, he is rap Steph Curry.
That's what's interesting about this series to me.
Nah, you guys are bugging.
You don't know Drake.
They're both Drake.
Stephanie is a stone cold killer.
So is Steph, fam.
Nah.
In the guise of a light-skinned fucking cornball, half VN word.
Nah.
Huh?
Steph is really soft.
I don't know who Rapper Brown.
Jay probably is.
I think Steph is soft?
Like, he's not.
He's not.
I don't think Steph is soft.
I like that serial killer mentality.
Listen, the greatest trick light-skinned people ever pulled on y'all was thinking Steph Curry was soft, bro.
Like, Steph Curry is a stoned, cold, evil fucking killer.
Who's more evil?
Steph or Drake?
Steph by far.
Get the fuck up.
Steph by far.
I think Drake is stuff.
Steph will see all.
I'm sure he's had people.
I heard a story.
I got to give it up to Drake.
I heard this story.
One time he's talking to, like, like this.
We're talking at a club, and then this girl literally comes in between Drake and the other person and gets in Drake's face, like, starts jawing at him.
And then if the girl, like, right this close where the mic is, and the girl's right here, and Drake's right here, he just looks away for a second, and then he does this.
And then a bouncer comes and grips the girl out of nowhere and then just drags her off, which is G shit.
I'm not going to front.
Steph ain't doing that.
Listen, but I'm not going to be able to do that.
Steph's doing that.
Steph is going to take a picture with her.
He's cheating on his girl.
Everybody thinks he's not.
I mean, come on.
Steph wild, dog.
Cheat on your girls.
They're both bitches the same way.
If Steph stole a song from Diddy and didn't punch Steph, he'd go to the hospital.
Same shit.
They're the same fucking person.
We're discussing who's more evil, Steph Curry or Drake.
I said Steph Curry's more evil.
I say they're the same person, just different industries.
But similar ways.
Steph more.
Because Alex had a thing.
He called Steph Curry soft.
I'm like, yo, the greatest trick light-skinned people ever pulled was thinking Steph Curry was soft.
Steph Curry's a good person.
You know, who's the lightest?
Who?
The vanillas.
The VN words, as he's called.
We're the light skins of light-skinned.
Well, they're both half.
Half of the makes a whole bunch of people.
I'm talking about who's the most evil.
No, that's a good point.
That's a true point.
The VN words are the most evil of the two.
Okay, so, all right, so you think that Steph is I think Steph is more evil, bro.
I think that's true.
Steph is...
Well, I'm sure Drake's happy.
I'm going to be honest.
I think neither of them are evil.
Who Is More Evil00:01:17
I'm dead ass.
I really don't.
See, that's what pissed me off about it.
Nah, he's...
Motherfuckers fall for that bullshit.
How is he evil?
Why?
Because he likes evil.
Evil, legit like a sorority girl is evil.
This is light-skinned bias.
Like, I'm a player song in the rum above your hotel.
Drake ain't fighting nobody.
Son, he got goons.
The one fight I held about Drake is that did he send him to the hospital?
Drake got a million.
Drake has absolutely confirmed Drake has had people touched.
Oh, no, for sure.
That's for sure.
And has Steph had anything?
Who do you have to touch?
Huh?
Drop some hot shit on the Patreon.
I almost jumped over that.
Oh, no.
You can't talk about that?
Nah.
I'll tell you something.
I'm going to talk about one thing.
I want to bring up the battle.
There's a lot of rappers out there that we haven't heard from since they've said things about Drake.
Are you willing to talk about it?
It's the Patreon.
Who keeps it tighter than the Patrons?
I can confirm.
Keep it tight, patrons.
Y'all know, all right.
Yo, what's up?
This is Akash.
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