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With the trial of our dear friend and fellow father on final approach, our fourth anniversary special is still on ice.
And with more than enough time for our most talked about, maligned, and also enjoyed show of late to be thoroughly digested, we carry on this week with more victories, toils,
and even some failures in the constant effort to get or remain healthy, wealthy, safe, and happy as white fathers in countries running on fumes and in the struggle to ensure that our children receive something at least resembling the joys and comforts that so many of us enjoyed growing up.
So, Mr. Producer, hit it.
Everyone to Full House, the world's most hated show in some circles for white fathers, aspiring ones, and the whole bio fam.
It is episode 159, and I am your bad acting host, Coach Finstock.
It's true.
You definitely do not want to hire me before your next audition.
Back with another two hours of not world-changing, but sometimes life-changing commentary with the best of intent.
Before I meet the birth panel, though, huge thanks to Rusty, Durandle, Anonymous, and Sun Tzu Enjoyer, who reminded me to always check for the Adams Apple coach.
Thank you, Sun Tzu Enjoyer.
Very true.
I'm not sure that Asian men even have prominent Adams apples, but I do promise the audience that we are going to Listerine out the one or two uncomfortable moments from last show after this week.
But in all seriousness, if you enjoyed this show and have lived with the lingering guilt that maybe you should show us a little bit of love, material love, platonic love, please do at giftsthengo.com slash fullhouse or full-house.com and the support us tab.
And with that, let's get on with it.
See, now I'm poaching from Cantwell 2.
First up, he really wanted to come clean this week about his one night in Bangkok that made a hard man humble, but I humbly beseeched him to keep that one under wraps, at least this week.
Sam, welcome back.
Thanks, Coach.
Yeah, never been to the Far East at all whatsoever.
So, but hey, you know, last week.
You would say that.
Go ahead.
Last week we didn't have a show on Mother's Day.
So we didn't get to wish all the mothers happy Mother's Day.
But that Sunday morning, we were up kind of early getting ready for church and all that.
My wife was in the bathroom adjoining our bedroom and I could hear she was finishing up.
And so I sprang into the bathroom stark naked.
Happy Mother's Day.
She really got a kick out of that.
All right.
Yeah.
Very good.
Yeah, it's true.
Sam and Rolo were ready to go last week.
Larry was too, I believe.
And we were having a lovely Mother's Day.
The weather was beautiful here.
I don't know about for you guys, but it was like 70 degrees and sunny.
We were down playing volleyball with the kids.
We ordered some barbecue takeout from mom and everything was going great.
She's like, go record the show if you want to record the show.
And I did one of those like, hmm, hmm, what is the right thing to do here?
You know what?
No, we're going to push it.
The audience will only be hungrier.
We're going to let Arian Stallion percolate a little bit more before we get on to next week.
Did you have a nice romp on Mother's Day, Sam?
You know, because that's the most important thing is that the father gets to enjoy the day properly.
Yeah, yes.
Yes, indeed.
Very good.
All right.
Well, next up, he urged me to ask him about his new radio cereal this week.
So I figured I'd do it right here at the top.
Rolo, I'm going to guess it is what?
Lucky Charms, Cookie Crisp, Checks.
You know, you got to check your spelling.
It's a cereal with an S, but I appreciate your breakfast enthusiasm.
I love you here.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's okay.
You do your best.
Check for cataracts.
No, so we can't really make our own fictional content.
We're really limited.
We can't really make our own TV shows or movies efficiently.
So I thought what I would do is I, because I wrote a story out and I thought this would be pretty cool.
And I wrote kind of like an homage to like the shadow, you know, the like the serials from like the 30s and 40s, those radio dramas.
Sure.
And I have a whole thing planned.
And I think this would be a really good idea.
So there'll be multiple people involved, like multiple voices.
And it would be the way of having our own fictional media.
And I would really like Sam to be involved.
And I'd really want Larry to be involved, but it's going to take a lot of dramatic, you know, bravata.
So coach, sorry, I can't use you because you're a mad actor.
Oh, I see what you did there.
Yes.
I noticed I was left out of your voice talent as if I haven't done that before.
Rolo, are you having a midlife crisis?
I mean, you're painting, you're coming up with radio drama.
What's going on there, buddy?
No, no, that's what they call a lie.
Because I wanted to make a joke about the bad actor.
And originally I came up with community play, but it was, you know, I couldn't realistically pitch that when I'm 1500 miles away from you.
So I came up with the radio drama because, you know, you work so hard on your opening monologues.
And I felt that I should contribute in a similar way.
So that's what I came up with.
That stupid freaking joke.
Oh, so there's no radio serial coming, neither Lucky Charms nor there is Lucky Charms or Checks coming to you in the future.
I will answer that.
We just need to make a bet on geopolitics.
And I'm sure I could win some of that.
Yeah, I mean, it occurred to somebody was like, coach, why don't you just turn the other cheek?
You know, you don't know how to answer that.
I was like, yeah, I know, but I'm a little bit like Marty McFly, like everything's fine.
I'm a nice guy until somebody calls me chicken.
And then the glowing eyes come out.
I'm like, all right, nope, I'll take that bait.
But that's all right.
Water under the bridge as far as I'm concerned, because there is no bridge.
Finally, he will be parachuting in here as soon as he wraps hate house.
Larry was already here.
He's here.
He's here.
Oh, what timing?
Holy cow.
I was just about to say, whenever I say, oh, he'll be parachuting in later, the special guest would never show up.
He might not be ready.
I parachuted in before I did that.
Holy smokes.
My screen is frozen as usual, Larry.
So I didn't really have a snappy thing.
I was just going to plug Hate House, brother, but welcome on.
How are you?
I'm all right.
Yeah, just I have a bit of time before we even start the program.
Oh, so I figured I'd just hop on.
Yeah, I didn't want to not come on at all.
Good stuff, man.
Anything at the top of your stack?
Tell the audience, latest hate house news in your life.
It's all yours, big guy.
Not a whole lot of news in life.
I'm just working, doing the regular thing.
Did an episode, an impromptu episode, of Hate House the other day.
Uh me, Bobby Fashcroft and Cowboy jumped on at the end and tonight, I think Cowboy and I are going to get on and talk about i'm not actually sure yeah, what we're going to talk about.
Oh wow I, I can't do a show like that.
It gives me too much anxiety.
But you have been doing this for a lot longer than I have.
Maybe I don't know when I don't know.
I actually don't.
I don't know about that.
You're definitely you're.
You're much more consistent than I am close.
Well yeah, i'm a control freak.
I guess type a or something.
And yeah you, you can fly casual.
I uh, I you would.
Yeah you're uh, you're a type a personality for sure.
Well, nailed it.
Uh Larry, where do you?
Yeah please, yeah.
Well, i'm sorry I interrupted you.
There has.
I think there's something going on with my headphones, but you were talking about Rollo's midlife crisis.
Are he's looks?
Are you wearing a kimono?
No, it's a silk robe.
It's a kimono.
It's a.
I'm sorry, it's a kimono.
Sorry, looks like it.
Looks like an extra from Boogie Nights.
He's got.
You know, take care, that's on his little goatee and it's all.
My bad bunnies are behind me.
Wait, your bunnies.
The hue have no reference.
Oh I, i'm sorry, I thought you were like you had rabbits.
Like you're wearing a kimono and you got rabbits.
You're painting and stuff.
Just like I hang out at coffee shops and and I read the poetry too I do the whole thing.
Yeah, you don't have rabbits.
He's got goats goats, but no rabbits.
Yeah, I know it.
And yeah, and with my screen frozen, it's just Rollo, rollo and Sam staring at me there.
Anyway uh, my serious question Larry, was, uh, I think the last time I went to look for hate house, I I did go just straight to Americaner.
That's not an Americaner plug.
Uh, in all sincerity.
But uh, do you have your own site or where do you want people to go to find stuff for?
For now, the show is just on my, on Odyssey.
It's on my Odyssey channel.
I'm gonna get rid of the rss feed because I found that Odyssey actually has their own rss feed.
Ah okay, so you're not.
So you're doing a regular show with cameras on or cameras off.
You're doing a podcast over Odyssey, essentially.
Uh yeah, but I, I don't know.
We pull some videos up from time to time, watch them on there, but yeah, we just, I just do the show over there now.
It's a lot easier and I, I don't.
I don't have to edit anymore, i'm done with that.
So you roped Rollo into your salt mines too, you got?
What do you mean?
Oh no no, i'm just, the show's just not going to be edited anymore.
Oh, there you go.
Yeah, you don't need an editor when there is no editing exactly very good.
Well Larry, we talked before the show um, and i'm glad that you're on because uh, i'll be here.
Let me, we're not going to do a whole post-mortem of last show, but I do want to discuss it here because yes, it uh generated a lot of laughs, a lot of commentary.
One guy even said, you should really delete that.
Like it's just not appropriate.
I said, I said, I'm not, I'm not deleting it for Rollo's Reacts alone.
Two, yeah, the only time I have ever deleted a show is when somebody came on months, years later and said, hey, would you delete that for me?
And I said, of course, yeah, you got it.
And of course, the guy who recorded an hour with us and then said, oh, no, I can't go forward with this.
However, there are, yeah, I think the majority of our audience knows, I think, first, that that show was always going to be a little bit of a gag because of our history with our correspondent, Luke Unchained, where he was busting our balls for not providing him a wife lickety split.
However, it was not entirely a joke of a show.
Sam and I were always in support of having him on, to our credit.
Rolo was always against it, to his credit.
And for the most part, if you listen to that show, and if I cut out 10 minutes there where Luke didn't have to be candid about frankly being victimized in Southeast Asia, which is also a lesson to our younger listeners, be careful over there.
Don't mess with it.
You know, it would have been fine.
You know, some people would have liked his takes and some people wouldn't, or they would have said, hey, that sounds like a nice, sharp guy trying to make a difference.
Other guys would have said, oh, it's cringe bro or whatever.
But you know what?
This is a radio show and I don't have to have on, you know, 100% loved, respected guests every single time.
We can have some fun here too.
Go ahead, Sam.
Well, I think you should be careful in this country now, too, as far as running into a tranny.
I mean, there's that.
And as far as just the react value of the show, my wife was in the other room listening to it and I was doing something and all of a sudden I hear her let out a squeal or whatever the screech or whatever.
So it definitely got people to react, which was which was fun and funny.
And really, we didn't know he was going to go into some of those things.
I mean, apparently you knew something about he had had a Thai wife for a little while or something like that.
So, you know, we certainly didn't put that on there to be, you know, cringy or excessively edgy or something like that.
And I think there is a, you know, a morality tale to it because, you know, just in his own words, if you listen or read between the lines, I mean, he, he spent most of his life living fast and loose.
He was a military contractor.
He was in the military, living a wild life.
And sadly, now he's 43 and he's he's waking up to the reality and facing as many do when time is running out, what was really important in life, you know, and that should be a sobering tale of caution there that you cannot buy back time.
And I'm sure no one more than he realizes that.
I hope so.
And I think he does too.
And I think we did well by him.
We've been cordial with him after the fact.
I mentioned then, I'll mention it again now.
He could have just lied and said no.
And if you, you know, it was a throwaway question.
It was like, oh, you've been in Southeast Asia.
Hey, you know, anything.
And lo and behold, yes, it happened and it happened a couple of times and he feels victimized by it.
I don't have to run cover for him.
He can answer for himself.
But he could have just lied.
Remember that.
And the motivation for that was to, yeah, the motivation for the show too, was to have a sincere, candid conversation about our guys' attitudes towards women, which I don't know if we made too much progress on that, but you know, the whole unreasonable expectations.
And we saw that feedback too from good people who are like, look, you know, everybody makes mistakes, even cringe mistakes, embarrassing mistakes.
But when, you know, at a certain point, you have to get off your high horse in terms of expectations a little bit.
You have to settle a little bit to be happy in this.
And I didn't, you know, I didn't push back on the, I think he said something about single women or like, you know, just abominations or single mothers.
Single moms.
And I, yeah.
And I meant to push back on that at the time, but the conversation moved forward.
And we've said this before on the show.
We know plenty of men who have married women who had children from a previous marriage or a one-night stand or whatever, who have gone on to have children of their own and hadn't been used for a visa or as an ATM machine.
That was an important clarification.
I did want to go to, let's go to Larry here before, Larry, you cut out whenever you got to do the old HH because, you know, hey, you know, maybe Sam and I are the pushover, dare I say, Christian approach to forgiveness and understanding on this one.
But you and Rolo were kind of angry after it and maybe even hostile.
So I want to give that side of the legend an airing too.
I wouldn't say like hostile.
I just, I don't really have, it's not something that I'm going to like waste my time on.
You know, I kind of, the, the lower, you lower your expectations bit.
Like I, I, I was, I had that criticism after listening to it.
It's like you, you've done all these things.
You're, you've lived your life that way.
And just because you see things in a new light, you could just, you think you could just like wipe that off, just wipe that off the chalkboard.
Boom, empty, like clean slate.
You know what I mean?
Meanwhile, you're holding up all these, these, frankly, like unrealistic standards.
Like, first of all, the person that you say that you're looking for, you are someone that would not be in the pool that they're trying to fish in.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Rolo, your chance, if any.
Basically, the same thing is he didn't, he didn't come off like, I, I've discovered I was wrong, and this is the way that we should live our lives.
He came off like chip on his shoulder a little bit.
Well, like, I, I've discovered this thing, no one else knows about it, so I'm entitled to more.
That's how it didn't come off like someone who is a genuine true believer of all this.
Like, he felt like he should be leading this thing because no one knows this but me.
Like, I know the truth, therefore, I should be treated as a king Conan.
Well, Rolo, too, another thing is like he, you, he would talk, he like, he's, he'll mention like single mothers as if like the reason to avoid them is the baggage that they bring with them.
But it's like, what are you bringing to the to the, you know what I mean?
Like, what exactly?
Like I've never bringing to the table here.
With the transgender twice or once, let alone finish and finish after you realize.
Well, that's no, he took Tom Sewell's father's advice.
Tom, finish what you started.
That's what I'm saying.
This first letter of life was.
But you know what?
Maybe Tom Sewell's father was wrong once because he didn't know that this was a scenario someone might end up in.
But yeah, exactly.
It's not like this guy was like, you know what?
I've lived a clean life my whole life.
I've had these ideals.
And then, you know what?
I deserve more.
It's not that.
It's he's just as broken as they are, if not more so.
That's one thing to keep in mind.
Like, because we hear guys talk all the time and then, and, you know, just keep in mind, you're looking for Miss Perfect.
And are you perfect?
You're not perfect either.
So you have to let that temper your own judgment too.
Yeah.
And, you know, there were some people in the comments who were like, oh, yeah, aren't you the dude who had the tranny on your show?
And I was not at all defensive about that.
I was like, go ahead, show your true colors.
Really want to.
You know, throw stones from glass houses about tranny issues.
Uh, the only reason I would be embarrassed about it was just 10 minutes of that show, from like 30 to 40 minutes.
Uh I, maybe I would have put maybe I would have put a parental advisory in audio at the top as opposed to only in the text, because I did make it very clear parental advisory.
It gets very racy about 30 minutes in.
So if there's anybody out there who's pissed off, who got surprised by that with the kids in the back of the minivan, I don't know how true we've stayed to our family friendly uh, bona fides, but that would be the only thing I apologize to the audience was is if you got blindsided uh, by a little hairy, shall we say yeah well, you know what?
Most of the audience was probably just as surprised as he was.
We were all, sir.
We were all surprised.
I thought I thought we were going to be arguing.
I thought we were going to be arguing to each other and he was going to be more autistic and Rollo was going to chimp out.
But no, it was just that.
I was surprised too.
I will never forget Rollo saying i'm going to kill myself.
Rollo was was excellent.
Rollo's reacts were excellent.
I've said it a few times, well yeah for, but for, for people like that and that have, like had lives like that I, I don't even.
I actually don't even know what to like, what advice to give somebody like that going forward?
You know what I mean, because do you, do you look at yourself through the eyes of?
Like man?
I'm just a total, you know, like degenerate scumbag, like you see, like look at your past self with, like through the eyes you have present, like presently.
You know what I mean.
Well, I don't think that he does or that he should, because they were.
It's not like he was going over there looking for deformed caved in crotchmen.
I don't mean him specifically, I mean just like in like modern day, like modernity and whatnot.
People and their situations, like a lot of people have like very bizarre situations, and I was alluding to something like this in in the chat that this is something that I mean over the what's up.
I was just going to say I think that you can't uh dwell on it too much.
Yeah, you have to, you have to have uh sorrow for your sins, but you you, you must also move on, you must go on, otherwise you'll just forever dwell on that thing, and that's what I think really happens people that do really bad things.
It just takes them down in a in a way towards maybe drugs or even suicide to try to cover it up, because they can't get past it.
So I think if you can do something good with your life, you know, try to make up for the wrong that you did and try to live a good life from that point on.
That's the best you can do.
But inside, go ahead.
I'm sorry, go ahead.
No no no, instead of like.
I was just saying instead of like, and then i'll like finish what I was saying then.
But like instead of like, hyper correcting, perhaps just because it's almost as if like, you come out of that, that sort of life, and you want to take like oh, I know this stuff now.
So you want to take a position as someone who should tell others, like you're a teacher for others do you know what I mean?
Instead of being someone who could sit like, sit back and listen to others, like tell you this stuff, you know what I mean?
Like I would never come out, given like my history with like, drinking and stuff, and tell people how to live their lives and like how to you know what I mean, like preach on my temperance stuff, like that you might give a cautionary tale to say hey look, here's what happened to me.
This is how serious this is.
Don't go that way.
Yeah definitely, but I mean I don't think that's in this specific instance.
Well yeah, I mean what Larry's saying, I think, but yeah yeah, that's what i'm saying, that's the opposite of what Larry's saying.
Yeah yeah, I mean you can give cautionary tales and whatnot, but I think to come out and be like so authoritative with like I mean you look at some of the titles of like these specific videos where it's like the problem with like x, or like the pro, like Stefan mauling you, but but for for like narcissistic Nazis Yeah, I mean, hey, we knew, and Luke, Luke knows that he is socially atypical or neurologically atypical, whatever it is.
Like, you know, he'd say it, I'd say it.
He's trying to do a good thing.
And, you know, maybe we disagree with him here or there.
But what that Sam's commentary and Larry spurred the fact that all of us have done dumb or dangerous or embarrassing things in our past.
And for most things, time heals those things.
You know, at the time, you know, I still beat myself up over losing my wallet when I was drunk in like 2002 or 2003.
Like I'm still angry.
Like, where's that wallet?
You stupid self-indulgent fool.
That's not a humble brag.
That does still bother me.
I got busted putting a garbage bag, like, you know, a kitchen size garbage bag full of trash in a dump.
And like one of the owners like caught me and came out and started yelling at me.
Man, I felt like a piece of garbage driving home that day.
Like, oh, who are you?
Those are, those are like tiny, jokey examples.
But like, am I worried about those things now?
I kind of learned the lesson.
No, don't do that.
You got to manage your own trash.
You can't like mooch off somebody else's.
Ah, don't drink so much and lose your wallet, you big fool.
Like, as long as you learn those lessons now, the exception to that is imagine if your kid drowned in a swimming pool while you were like not paying attention.
Or imagine if you killed a family drunk driving one day.
I can't even imagine the levels and time required to forgive yourself for something like that.
But for something stupid and in theory, organic, like going to sow your wild oats and getting tricked by a crafty lady boy.
Luke did send the pictures of the imposters, by the way, or at least one of them.
That was nice of him.
Yeah, he tricked me.
Now I got trannies on my phone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you know, I was like, yeah, at first glance, you know, if I had a couple changs one night in my cock, I'd probably be like, yeah, that looks like one.
Anyway, yeah, I just, I owed that.
I felt like we owed that to the audience to post-mortem it a little bit for their benefit.
What I'm just trying to say is we're all pro.
Yes, no, we are the pro-tranny white national ad podcast for sure.
We are now the Howard Stern of white nationalism.
We're going to be creating a whack pack.
Well, hold on, hold on.
We got to add an addendum.
We're not the pro tranny.
We're the pro-tranny layer, if you would.
The whack pack.
That's a funny name.
That's a funny name, given the fact that so many of them killed themselves, the whack pack.
Yeah, no, I mean, hey, I've mentioned before that like listening to Stern sort of informed my radio knowledge.
And he always had, you know, Beetlejuice and Stuttering John.
He had this host of characters or whatever.
So we're going to have Luke back on for dating advice.
And I won't name anybody else who could be a member of the whack pack, but you know what I mean.
Hey, we're trying to do our best here, guys.
And we're not going to have Kevin.
I did email Kevin McDonald the other day because I remembered that he mentioned that he had child psychology and child development was sort of his pre-Jew expertise before he went down the rabbit holes that so many of us did.
So hopefully we'll have him on to, I do want to add more dad parenthood fathering content here, which we will do this episode for sure.
But anyway, Luke, good luck.
Follow Unchained on Odyssey if you're so inclined.
And Godspeed, brother.
Check in with us, you know, maybe sometime down the road after our audience has settled down a little bit.
Wanted to move on.
Yeah, go ahead.
Have it, Larry.
No, just before you change the subject, that actually might be like a good topic to talk about just in general.
Like spend like 30 minutes talking about like the concept of shame from like that people may have from like, I don't know, like past drug use, alcohol.
you know, abuse and stuff like that.
And dealing with that and trying to like make something positive of your life.
Yeah, we had on somebody who is an alcoholic, is a recovering alcoholic, you know, however many days sober he is.
We did talk about that.
I don't know if we talked about the pills or other addiction stuff.
I'll have to go back and dig that one up.
I can't even remember what the name of the episode was.
But I guess, yeah, there's some happy medium between making amends and slowly forgiving yourself.
And you certainly don't want to wallow in pity and use that as an excuse to worst case, kill yourself or just say, ah, it's all over.
I might as well be a piece of dirt.
You know, my, my goose is cooked.
The writing's on the wall.
But I don't know.
Do you have anything there, Larry?
I don't want to do 30 minutes on it, but okay.
So you mentioned, are you still for drinking too much?
Okay.
Not now, Cook.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not ready.
Let's not talk about.
No, no, I just said like another time you're about to change subject.
And I was like, oh, this may be an idea for another time.
You could have DM'd me, sir.
Larry's still working his way here into the full house rotation.
I'm kidding, big guy.
The thought occurred to me today.
I mentioned grown up conversations with Junior in the car increasingly becoming adult conversations.
Like a serious intellect, no jokes, please, myself to a fellow serious intellect over there riding shotgun now.
He's not in the back seat all the time anymore.
And I realized, holy cow, pretty soon he is going to be going through the metamorphosis of puberty.
He's got probably a year or two.
I was an average bloomer, not late, not early.
So whatever, it doesn't matter.
But for those in the audience who's, they probably don't even want to think about it because there's such a stigma attached to it.
Like, oh, I'm going to lose my baby boy, my baby girl.
They're going to become hormonal monsters.
They're going to be chasing tail and starting to drink and smoke and do all this bad stuff.
But only one of us mercifully has lived through that yet.
So far as we know.
And Sam, general impressions from, let's stick to, let's stick to the boys just as our bailiwick.
We can, of course, remember what we were like back then.
I don't want horror stories or like everything was fine, but general impressions or tips for parents with sons about to or going through puberty.
Yeah.
I think that with anything, when you keep the children close and the family retains the sense of togetherness and things like that, that you head off those types of problems.
With us, with the homeschooling and all that, all the children felt very close to me and I felt close to them.
And I never experienced really like the teenage rebellion that you describe as they became adults.
Some of them, I'm very close to some of them.
I'm not so close with some of them.
So as adults, they kind of go their own way.
But, you know like uh with my youngest son now we're always together we're always talking and things like that so there's not that sense of separation that i think gives an occasion to those uh those those types of things did you did you i assume you didn't have the sit them down and do the talk as so uh immortalized by hollywood and and television Right.
Not all in one bit.
You know, little, little topics come up from time to time and they just address them as they do.
And I never did have any kind of awkward moment like that.
And nor did my parents ever in a very explicit way try to divulge a whole thing in one conversation.
So I think there's maybe there's something very awkward about a moment like that.
Whereas if the if the relationship with the parents and the children remains intact, where you can have a conversation with each other and talk openly, those things just come out kind of naturally and the children never feel like they're against the parents, you know?
Sure.
Yeah, there's a couple things going.
Yeah, this is a bigger question than perhaps I was prepared to chew off because there's the rebellion aspect.
There's the actual physical changes.
There's the sex talk.
And one thing, so when I was growing up, you know, sex and puberty and all stuff, it was never mentioned in the house, not because we were Puritans or my parents were like super religious or whatever.
It's just because it was comfortable.
Maybe we were uptight.
They were uptight or I certainly didn't want to hear it from them.
When they did come to me and they were like, it's time for the birds and the bees talk.
And I just shut it down.
I said, nope, we're not doing this.
I don't need it.
I know it all.
Please stop.
This will be cringe.
But with that sort of memory in mind and my wife being from a family where sex, not in a crude way, but just it was, you know, Serbs.
It's not as stigmatized or it's not as verbodent.
It's a little bit more of a natural thing to bring it up at the kitchen table, right?
But it's just there.
You can joke about it.
It's not a big deal.
So what I've been doing with Junior and even with daughter too is because she's even getting up into the age where girls are starting to wear training bra and maybe some of them are starting to show.
So I have to, I have to admit, dear daughter got a couple of those.
I don't think that's too personal to share.
My wife, of course, picked them out for her.
She was delighted to have them so that she's in the club, even if it's not necessary, et cetera.
But just making lighthearted jokes, you know, like, oh, yeah, yep, you're going to have boobs one day.
Yep, maybe they'll be big.
Maybe it'll be small.
Maybe it'll be, you know, with Junior, like, yeah, yep, you're, you're going to sound like this when your voice changes and you're going to have hairy armpits and your balls are going to get, you know, stuff like that.
Just to, you know, whether this will work or not, again, we're still living through this and working through it at least in the Finston household.
But, you know, just to destigmatize it a little bit, take the edge off.
So when it does happen, it's not like, oh, you know, Jekyll and Hyde or whatever.
Exactly.
I can remember some of those moments of just being lighthearted and not making it such a very serious or a bad thing.
Certainly, that's, that's the thing about it is I think when people go through that, they, they feel like something is happening to them against their will.
And I can even recall some feelings of that too, like, like, it's not, it's not that it's good or bad, but it's just not, it's, it's not something that you are willing for yourself.
So I think by kind of making light of it, making it, making it evident we're all in the same boat with with this, then maybe that takes the pressure off and you don't have to feel weird about it or that type of a thing.
Yeah.
And in terms of the rebellion and just thinking back to myself at age 13 or 14, it was as if a flip or a switch flipped, both in terms of me becoming a Terminator, like scouring the room for attractive females in class, like not being able to get it out of my mind.
I was like, holy cow.
Like I used to be able to focus in class and now I'm just checking out this, you know, relatively meager, meager man.
Yeah, I was just scanning the room.
But it was like that horrible corn song, Adidas.
Like it was, it was a fact.
So that's going to, maybe that's not all kids, but it was me.
And also I decided it had to be hormonal puberty related.
I was basically a saint kid who never got in trouble, was very nice.
Everybody's parents were like, why can't you be more like Matthew?
And then I was like, you know what?
No, I'm going to make a deliberate attempt to be bad and host a party and try cigarettes and go drinking with my buddy and stay out late and get in fights.
It happened like a switch.
And I'm pretty sure that that was hormonal related.
So I guess for the parents out there who are worried about it happening, yes, it might happen.
Your little angel may turn into a little devil, at least to a certain extent.
And yes, it is also hormonal.
Larry Rollo, any, you had enough time there.
Any recollections from those days when you became a man of things changing or your parents being good or awkward about it?
Anything that might be useful or not useful to the audience?
My parents never really, never really talked to me about any of that.
They just never did.
I don't really, I don't, I kind of, I don't think that they were really uptight or anything.
It just was something that never came up.
I think they probably, and I think this may be common for maybe people my age that they just were like, oh, the, the school has like health class and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Sort of like a hands-off approach.
And I kind of remember health class.
Of course, this is in the 90s and like they weren't talking about butts or like masturbation or anything.
They were like, here's the tubes.
Here's the Johnson.
You know, you laughed or whatever, but it was kind of matter of fact and it wasn't inappropriate at our age.
You know, doing it pre-pubescent, I think is wacky or whatever they have to do for the, for the fast kids.
But I was glad that I had it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I, it was the same for me.
It wasn't anything.
They weren't talking about like, I mean, they weren't even talking about gay, like gay stuff.
There was no biology.
Yeah.
I mean, I was in, this was in like 2004, 2003.
I was in like seventh grade or something like that.
Yeah.
So around that time.
Yeah.
So, and, and you, yeah.
So your parents didn't really talk about it and they weren't uptight and you just like it just happened in life.
Now, were you a good kid, Larry, and then you turned rebellious or what's your backstory?
I, well, I'm, I don't know.
As a kid, I wasn't like too bad.
I kind of was like a, I kind of like messed around in school.
And I didn't really get in any serious trouble, though.
And I had attention a few times.
A bit of a class clown, but I was never like kicked out of school for like fighting or anything like that.
I was, yeah, I didn't like, I don't think I slept with anybody until I was like 18, 17, like right before I graduated.
Yeah, I was 17.
I was, I kind of was like a scumbag after the fact, but I don't know if that, I can't really say it was because I was sheltered or anything.
Like, cause my 20s, I think that a lot of that had to do with just like drinking a lot.
Parents should probably worry about their kids in their 20s more than in their teens, to be honest.
Yeah, out of sight of my mind.
Well, that's that I kind of they're they're off doing their own thing.
And I guess I don't know how much stock is to be put into like, oh, well, if you shelter your children when they're under your roof, when they're under theirs, they're going to be going crazy because I wasn't really sheltered or anything.
You know what I mean?
I kind of just did what I wanted.
And whenever I got out of the house, it wasn't really a whole lot different.
It's just the things you were doing.
Then you make like dog shit decisions.
I mean, I don't know if that's.
Don't worry about it.
Don't get hung up on that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Make like bad decisions and whatnot.
But my, you guys, I don't know if this actually never mind.
You guys are talking about like birds and bees stuff right now.
No, it's all right.
Well, Rolo, hop in here.
Were you a saint and then a rebel?
Were you a coose hound?
Were you a greasy pizza-eating nerd teen?
Or how did it go for you?
The big minimum.
You know, all of those combined into one.
Yeah.
I was like, did you ever see that show Freaks and Geeks?
It was kind of an amalgam of all the male characters and that.
Yeah, I wasn't.
I was absolutely a class clown, but I wasn't, I was never really a problem.
I got detention one time, and it was because I was constantly tardied to this one class that I really didn't like, the teacher.
And that was the last time.
But other than that, now I kind of did, I don't know, I watched movies.
I played Magic the Gathering, and that was and I listened to heavy metal.
That was my high school experience.
You should ping Magic the Gathering.
That would be probably a more marketable industry, like, you know, fan art.
I'm half joking.
There's probably a market for that.
You know, the way you worded the thing to Rollo, like, were you a coose hound?
It was like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for me after, you know, the first go-round.
And that was, I swear.
Oh, yeah.
I wasn't like, don't, don't tell us a tranny tricked you too, Larry.
And then you got scared of something.
No, no, no, no.
I wasn't.
No, I've never in my life.
But no, what I'm saying is I wasn't twice.
Not even ever.
And but to steal from what you said earlier, Coach, yeah, after you had a couple drinks, and I did kind of turn into like the Terminator, Terminator eyes, you know, flashing red underneath my sunglasses.
It was like walking around the bar in the evening.
Yeah, but that's like you look back on that like years after it happens and immense, immense shame comes from that.
But yeah, no, that was whenever you asked for Rolo, it was just like popping on my mind.
If you have, if you have a storm brewing in your loins, there's no shame in that, right?
That's just biology.
It's if you, you know, go around and be a jerk and act extremely irresponsibly that that is not a good thing.
Larry put his cards on the table.
I don't think we ever talked about this on the show and said that he was 17 when he lost his V card.
I too was 17.
I think I shared the story.
I was in Kiev, Ukraine of all places when I was learned to be a man.
Sam and Rolo, you don't have to answer, but if you want to, how old were you?
17.
All right.
Coming up trips.
Sam, lay it on us.
Later, later than that.
Since you remembered the story there, 17, and yours is like, you're like, oh, yeah, in this like cool place that isn't here.
Mine is not.
It was with a 26-year-old mother of four in the front seat of a Volkswagen Passage.
Holy moly.
Yeah.
She showed you the ropes.
That's probably somebody else.
Oh, dude, that's the way to go.
Yeah, you just want an older woman to like show you the road.
It was a wild.
It was a wild story too, situation because she was the neighbor of one of my like best friends growing up.
And I used to be like, smoking hot and then ended up ended up right there.
So I don't think you have to regret that one, big guy.
I remember when I got back from Ukraine and my best buddy at the time, he was a good looking guy and probably a little faster than me, but he hadn't scored yet.
And I told him and he flipped out.
He was running around the front lawn climbing up the tree.
He was like, God, he couldn't believe that I beat him to the chase.
I was like, yep, sorry, bro.
Got it.
Anyway.
Such a beautiful loser.
Look at me now.
Yeah.
Speaking of look at me now, I did have to expand upon my moral and culinary conundrum at the local.
It's a transfer station.
It's not a dump, ladies and gentlemen.
You take your trash somewhere and then they transfer it somewhere else.
But I did go to the dump the other day.
Speaking of, I wasn't even thinking about the time I got caught putting my trash in someone else's.
It was a business's dumpster and feeling terribly guilty.
So now most of the time I take my trash to the dump.
It's $10 minimum.
So, you know, I'm not going there every freaking day to drop off a couple bags of trash.
Make sure you accumulate it first.
So I get there and it closes at four and I back the pickup truck up, which is, of course, filled with trash right to the back.
And it, you know, it's, it smells like a dump and there's pigeons roosted in the rafters of the overhang of it.
And it's the end of the day.
So there's a lot of trash and it was sunny and hot that day.
So there's a real pungent aroma.
And I drop the tailgate and I'm getting ready to load off my stuff.
And then I just catch this metallic glimmer down at my feet.
And what do I see there, but a giant cardboard box overflowing with canned goods.
Now, I'll.
Yeah.
When you said the shiny thing, I thought you found like the golden ticket to Willy Wonka's Wonderland.
But hey, in a way, I did for a prepper.
Are you kidding me?
A prepper finding free canned goods at the dump, no matter what, Demeter.
So I immediately, I did, I did post about this on Telegram, but I had to give a little bit more statism.
I was like, oh, oh, well, you know, it's at the dump.
I can't possibly take it.
But I was curious enough.
I got down there.
I was like, well, let me just, let me just take a look underneath and say 2023, January, 2023.
Let's take a look over at this one.
November 2022.
And these cans, there's no signs of rust.
There's no dings on them.
So I do a little like, like, I look around, like left and right, like, is anybody looking at me?
You know, am I going to be a total creeper for stealing food from the dump?
And then what guys, the guys that work there are super friendly.
You know, they're gruff and they're dirty because they're working with trash all day, but they've always been surprisingly friendly.
I always ask them, like, do you want me to throw this in the scrap metal bin or the trash?
And if it's big, they're like, yeah, Ben.
If not, just throw it in the trash.
And I was like, you guys see, see that?
And they're like, yeah, that's a lot of money laying on the ground right there.
I was like, you don't mind if I take it, do you?
They're like, no, buddy, go ahead.
Go ahead and take it.
So I was like, you know what?
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I don't care if this is cringe or if I'm going to die of botulism or if my wife will John Wayne bob at me when I get home.
So I went through and I did have at least the self-respect to not pick the canned goods that are that nobody likes, like, you know, cream of mushroom soup, off-brand label stuff.
You know, like I did get some of the diet progressos.
Going to leave the diet Progressos.
But you know, the 0.2 Ashkenazi from my 23andme came through and I was like nope nope, we're going to grab the Progressos that's, that's a name brand or whatever.
So anyway, I I did the bit with the blessings of the transfer station employees because, as I joked, by putting more heavy weight in the back of the truck I was reducing my bill.
That didn't matter, it's a ten dollar minimum, I wasn't going over that.
So I came home with a box full of like Campbell's double noodle soup, and there was even a crab soup in there.
And what did I do when I got home?
But I, I scrolled them away in the new cabinet my wife had just installed and finished down in the shed, in the uh, the Never CUCK shed.
So when she, she knew the story.
And then when she came down, she goes, you know, it's one thing to be collecting trash from the dump, it's another thing to put the, the dump trash right into my brand new cabinet.
I was like yeah, but it was.
You know, it was empty.
It needed, you know, it needed some weight down there at the base uh.
So sam, you sincerely think that that was not too cringe.
I mean if, if the cans were rusted or like if they were, if they were 10 years old, what I suspect, I don't know.
Maybe maybe, like these uh, soup kitchens or whatever, they have some regulation where you can't, you know, serve them if they're technically expired, even though we all know that they have.
I saw six to seven years is about where you don't want to go out past.
Uh, but I have no qualms.
I proudly claim the mantle of bringing food home from the dump and uh yes, I will be the first one to crack into one of those cans Rollo.
Does that make you want to quit the show or am I just like digging my grave here?
No I, I don't know.
You know it's.
I don't know, it's not it's.
He didn't know if a man in a kimono could eat that stuff.
Oh well well, I mean, coming from the dump, it's a little different.
But you know Larry, i'm gonna buy you one of these for your birthday.
Oh, there you go.
Uh, wear it like a boxer entering the ring.
I, you know hey look, I looked around.
I did have a momentary moral conundrum crisis and uh, it was really my buddies at the dump who helped put me over there like no, that's a lot of money lying on the ground.
All right, I took them.
Uh, Sam has got a list of at least six things in his stack this week.
Let us not relegate them to the second half.
Uh, up to you, I Saved The New White Life but uh, anything else that you want to drop, just go down to the next one on the list.
Number three, uh, we were, we were going out with this uh family that we know from homeschooling and all that.
Uh, and they wanted to go roller skating, you know, and uh, and then I hear through my wife where they want to go roller skating and I said, are you sure about that?
I know where that place is.
And uh, I said, all right well hey, these people, they might know something that I don't know.
Maybe it's Catholic homeschooler afternoon or something, and it's, it's going to be okay, gentrified.
Yeah yeah, you know I, you know so sure, let's go.
So we, we go over there.
And uh, it's nigger central.
I mean, I said we cannot do this, we cannot do this.
So they're like, yeah yeah, I guess you're right let's, let's so, and I want to talk on the street or or inside like, could you just tell from the outside or once you got in uh no, they poked their head inside and okay, they.
They then agreed with me.
So I said, why don't we just go out to eat or something?
Because I, I wanted to get to talk to these people because um, you know, you meet people in these circles that uh, you know you could maybe um, build more relationship with or something.
But uh, so I said yeah, let's go out to eat.
So I just wanted to talk to them a little bit and see what was what and uh, you know, and the kids are there and everything like that, so we go out to eat and uh, I thought of this as, you know, have you ever stepped in it, you know, with your politics where you ranged out a little too far over your skis?
No, never, never here.
Not me.
You know, as careful as I try to be, you know, I sometimes I'm not careful enough.
So I start to talk to these folks and the misses about five minutes into the conversation, she brings out the Hitler card.
You know, when somebody compares something to Hitler in a bad way, you know, you're in a, you're in a bad.
So I was like, yeah, you know, we were talking about homeschooling and she says, well, and you know who was against homeschooling, Hitler.
I just laughed in Sam's head.
I just laughed and it was, it was kind of tough after that.
The man seemed a little more like maybe he was interested in what I was laying down.
And I did put quite a bit out there.
But then later I find out from my wife, oh, by the way, I'm not present there, but they have a much older adopted Mexican child who's an adult now, I guess.
But and I, I, then I knew, you know, that I'd really stepped in it with a lot of the things I said.
And I wish I would have known that in advance.
But these conservatives are, they're mostly beyond help, I think.
I mean, they, they love Jews because she was, she was telling me all about Ben Shapiro and David Rubin and, you know, all the great people were getting on our side and all that.
And, and, um, she was talking about Trump.
And I said, well, Trump, you know, what did we get out of Trump?
She said, well, we got Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.
I said, okay, well, how does it help me?
Yeah.
How does that help me?
What does that mean?
So the Jews got everything they want is what you're telling me.
And I didn't get anything.
And so it was, it was rough.
It was very rough.
But I don't know if you ever stepped in it like that.
I've stepped in it a few times really bad.
And this one wasn't extremely bad, but it was kind of bad.
When you put this in the chat, Sam, and then you started on with you were in a very undesirable clientele neighborhood.
I thought literally you were going to step in shit on the street.
That's right.
You stepped in it.
Now, I don't want to derail too quickly, but it does beg the question or force the question.
I'm pretty sure Hitler was not fond of homeschool and there wasn't a lot of liberty for the little Aryan boys and girls to stay home with mom and dad.
They were going to school to learn to fight and learn and be good Germans.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, even in homeschooling, we say homeschooling is ameliorative.
You know, it's because we don't trust the system we have that we don't send our kids to the school.
And if there was a system like that that we could believe in, maybe it would be a different story.
And anyways, if we somehow suddenly took over this country and we could do whatever we want, I know big fantasy, but if we could do whatever we want, we would also do the same thing, right?
We would want to start setting the kids right and despoil them of all the lies and things like that.
So I guess I can understand all that, but that was nowhere I could go in the conversation I was having with these folks.
Yeah, it was tough, disappointing.
Go ahead, Larry.
How about it?
I was just going to say that the like Hitler, perhaps not being fond of the homeschooling bit would be because people at homeschooling would be trying to teach their kids to be faggots and shit.
You know what I mean?
Apples and oranges.
Yeah.
Hitler would have supported homeschooling if the Jews controlled the schools.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Good stuff.
Yeah.
I mean, and the only, the only thing I was going to say there was you're like, you painted a broad brush with these conservatives.
You're talking about a very specific type of brainwashed or indoctrinated or ideological conservative whom Judeo-Christian values, Ben Shapiro, the security of Israel, and yeah, Donald Trump is, I guess.
That's a weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, they, they, uh, they don't have in mind anything that would be good for themselves or for me.
They, they think about the Jews or some other group and what's the best thing for some other group.
What about what's the best thing for us?
Sure.
Yep.
Yeah.
There's big C conservatives, those who are really, and I was one of them too, reading National Review and making the god-awful argument like, no, these billionaires earned it.
Who are you to say that we should tax them at a higher rate just because they were successful?
That level of brainwashing, big conservative to me, versus most people are healthily normally conservative in their outlook on the world and society and culture.
Well, and these conservatives that have like a libertarian streak are bad too, because she also made the argument.
We brought up this Dylan Mulvaney character.
And so she says, well, and you know, anyways, a lot of the trans people don't like that either because of blah, blah, blah.
And I said, I really don't care what they like or don't like.
You know, I have no libertarianism in me in that sense.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
And that hullabaloo still rages.
I don't want to give it any, well, it's fine to give it airtime.
It's not like something you shouldn't talk about.
It's a really, it's a nice hollow thing to see.
Bud Light sales have continued to crater and there's been contagion.
There's been contagion over to Bud and like some of their other brands have been dropping too.
And then everybody was like, yeah, but check out this.
I was really hurt to see that Miller had that cringe feminist ad too, because not only do I like Miller Light, I own stock in Miller Corps.
And yeah, it was nice to have a cheap alternative to stick it to Bud.
But what I was trying to explain to these people is that the money loss means nothing to these people.
They believe in this ideologically.
You know what I'm saying?
If it cost them $5 billion, that's not as important as getting this transsexual thing out there for it to have its effects in society.
They're regretting it now, though, Sam.
I mean, this was the biggest one.
Are you kidding me?
For the true believers that really believe in these things, they don't care how much it costs anything.
They would ruin the whole company if it advances this sick agenda at all.
I think if that CIA veteran CEO of Anheuser-Busch could go back, he would absolutely not have allowed that to go forward because this has put a huge dent in their stock price and their sales.
I mean, good, innocent people are probably getting laid off because nobody's ordering kegs from them from the local, you know, hole in the wall joint, beer joint.
The problem is that it drew too much negative attention to this particular issue.
That's what they really regret.
They regret that people are seeing it and they're all unanimous.
Gangpiling.
At this freak, and that was what it was.
There was no like, well, let's do wrong.
Everyone was like, no no tranny well, but that's what they're going to be.
They look, they look at it well, so we lost the battle.
The next battle we'll win.
You know, same thing with the?
U.s military.
You know the the the, the thing that uh, having all these faggots and transsexuals and whatever in the military, that's going to ruin the military.
Yes, that's good, ruin the whole military.
That would be fine with them.
And they already pivoted, they introduced like a more wholesome, like veteran and rural ad campaign right, and most people do have the memories of mice and i'm sure that eventually BUD and BUD Light will somewhat get back to normal.
But for whatever, whatever reason, i'm grateful for it.
I'm glad that it happened.
I'm glad that enough people were like, f your tranny beer.
When I see bud light, I think of that dude in a bathtub and that gay ass smile drinking bud light.
That's not going to wash off for, like millions of Americans, they're just going to refuse.
You know, kid rock, shoot it up.
Is it a proxy activity for greater anxieties that we should be angry about?
Yes, can we still be grateful that people don't want to drink tranny beer?
Yes take, you know, take.
That doesn't have to be a big thing uh, but you're yeah yeah I, this was the biggest go woke, go broke example I think i've ever seen in my life.
It's been much hyped and not actually uh, actualized.
And hey, time will tell.
Let's see if BUD Light can wash the tranny stink off of its cans.
Uh, it's gonna take a while, I suspect.
So yeah uh, sam's got more content.
I got more content than a table of content.
See, this is what happens when we miss uh two weeks is you know the stories back up and they're good.
I got, I got uh, the new most popular boy and girl names in America and the troublesome rising ones.
Uh, question for camp for sam on kids and steering toward careers, which we touched on before, got a fresh, one little update on the Homestead.
And the worst of all things that we'll probably open the second half with and I can already see Rollo reaching for his revolver is this disturbing revelation that not only in Europe, in Asia, not only in America, but in our circles, we have white nationalist men who are not only unashamed to admit but are proud and advocates of sitting down to i'm,
i'm reaching for my.
Well, I won't say what i'm reaching for right now.
It's not my, not my Jimmy, you're not.
You're reaching for your necktie, you're reaching for your neck, reaching for my razor blade.
Uh yeah, down the street, not across the corner.
Uh regardless, there i'm looking at you.
I, I see I know who some of you are.
I won't name you if you're, I won't name you if no, but there are men in this thing who proudly advocate for sitting down to urinate and I, the way I see that it's, they might as well do bud light.
Well we'll, we'll hit on that in the second half.
I I, I know where Rollo stands on this.
God help me if, Larry and Sam Larry, if you got to run, go run or go back.
I do have to run, but i'll tell you where I stand.
Quick coach stand, Stand and deliver.
You have to stand when you're pissing.
There is some time.
I'm a man who likes to stand while he has a piss.
Yeah.
If Winston Churchill said, why stand when you can sit when it came to bathing?
You know, he was a big bathtub guy.
Of course, he was fat, blubbery.
Excuse me.
Drunk loser.
Why sit when you can stand?
We're only graced with so many biological advantages over the woman that you're just, you might as well just join them.
I think you're co-opting them.
Okay, I'm getting ahead of myself.
Anyway, for the break.
Tell you what, I'm still against sitting down while you pee.
I just take this toy, the toilet seats off of all the toilets.
Yeah, right.
Stand for number two, too.
Established.
Young men, dude.
Don't worry, audience.
We're not going to get too grisly there in the second half if you happen to have some of your older kids listening to the show.
And to close out, our very fun, introspective, wild chapter from last show, we are going with One Night in Bangkok by Murray Head.
It's a great jam from the 80s.
When I heard the name Murray Head, I thought, oh, that's got to be a Jew who made it.
No, it's like some British patrician guy who was just really good at music.
So Rolo knows what I'm talking about.
I can't see him.
I'm sure he can.
Larry, thank you.
He's got an album by the monkeys.
One Night in Bangkok or Murray Head?
Just Head.
Head.
Oh, the movie Head.
Yeah, that's a great movie.
That one's over my head.
All right, Larry, go have a great hate house.
Listen to Larry on Hate House on Odyssey, I guess, and also on American Connor.
We'll be right back.
Enjoy this 80s jam.
Oriental sitting in the city.
Don't know what the city has kept.
The creme de la creme of the chess world and a show with everything, but it's you, Brinner.
Time flies, doesn't seem a minute since the Terrillian stall had the chess bars in it.
All change, don't you know that when you play at this level, there's no ordinary venue?
It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or this place.
One night in Bangkok in the world's top whisper.
The bars are temples, but the pulse ain't free.
You'll find a god in every golden poison.
And if you're lucky, then the gods are sheep.
I can feel an angel sliding up to me.
One town's very like another when your head's down over your pieces, brother.
It's a dragon.
It's really such a pity to be looking at the ball, not looking at the sky.
What do you mean?
You've seen one crowded, polluted, thinking town.
I get my kids above the waistline, sunshine.
Not much to win, despair and ecstasy.
One night and back up in the tough gas humble.
Can't be too careful with your company.
I can feel the devil walking next to me.
Queen Zion's gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness.
This grips me more than would a muddy old river or reclining foot up.
Thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it.
I don't see you guys raging the kind of mate I'm contemplating.
I bet you watch.
I would invite you, but the queens we use would not excite you.
So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage qualities.
One night and back up in the world's buster.
The bars are temples, but the pulse ain't free.
You'll find a god in every golden booster.
A little special little history.
I can feel an angel sliding into me.
One night in the backup makes the heart man humble.
Not much between despair and ecstasy.
One night and back up in the tough bats tumble.
Can't be too careful with your company.
I can feel the devil walking next to me.
Hey, welcome back to Full House episode 159, second half.
I enjoyed recording that first half.
I dare venture that Sam, Rolo, and Larry did as well.
Larry has indeed departed to either record Hate House or go to sleep.
And if you hear a dog barking in the distance, or maybe a bullfrog, or maybe even a Whipper Will, not sure if I pronounced that properly.
I am back out in the gazebo for the first time in a long time having a shame on me, hazy little thing, IPA that I did grab two from my wife's stash.
It's not a stash.
It was just in the fridge.
I didn't have any of my own beer due to Project Summer vanity.
But we used to do this occasionally on the Fatherland and we used to do it occasionally on the show.
It's not all about the drinks, but every once in a while.
Sam, what are you having this evening?
Well, I started out with some high-end tequila that my son picked up.
That's what I was having through the first segment there.
And then they were going down so easy, I didn't want to have any more.
So I made just a very dilute half a glass of rum and coke, which I'm finishing up right now.
Yeah.
Rolo, you still a saint and teetotaling?
Are you indulging at all on the Final Storm or the show?
No, no, no.
Nor on the gamer word, which I also feel like plugging, the gamer word on Americaner.org, which I'd rather plug than anything else that I'm on besides full health.
Nope, nope, still water.
And yep, I had earlier, I had a concoction of Fenugreek with MSM and apple cider vinegar with 16 ounces of water.
Does that count?
Mainstream media?
What the hell is MSM?
It's like methyl soulful methylamate or something.
I don't know.
I don't know what it's actually called, but it's like the best supplement you should take.
It's really good for your joints.
It's good for your organs, for your skin, for your hair.
It's a really, really good supplement.
And I get it in powder form to mix with drinks.
I highly recommend looking into it.
May help.
Snake oil.
Placebo effect.
No, I'm kidding.
Snake oil.
Look, I'm telling you, that's snake oil.
That'll cure anything.
Okay.
You know what?
Everything.
There was a Transformers character, or maybe it was the, what was the other one?
Gobots Autobots?
Yeah, snake oil was the minerals.
Yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
I think I had snake oil and Optimus Prime.
I don't want to get off too far afield there.
Uh, you mentioned fenugreek and I did buy some fenugreek from Amazon after, I think we did the testosterone show.
Uh, I think Mckavitt maybe, uh mentioned it.
But uh yeah, it's just been like a pill that I swallow.
I haven't noticed any difference whatsoever.
You know, maybe it's doing good work and I can't feel it, but whatever, the only supplement i've ever taken that really rocked my world was the zm.
Never needed it.
I need the anti-viagra.
You know, stiff wind blow, you don't know.
It's not that you need it.
And when you don't need it boy, I tell you, if your wife can't take a punch boy, don't take that.
Oh, come on, come on, we're trying, we're trying let's let's let's, keep it a little cozier.
Now we're, putting that stuff in the rearview.
Beer no, but zinc magnesium, whatever the a is, you can also just take like zinc and magnesium separately.
But you take that before bed.
If you haven't done that supplement routine before, I know we've talked about it before.
Holy cow, vivid dreams.
You wake up feeling more rested, even if you're on, you know, five hours sleep instead of six, or six instead of seven.
And uh, other men uh, claim that increases volume, and i'm not talking about the volume of your hair.
Uh, I don't know if that's true but sam, if you never tried zinc and magnesium as a supplement, go for it.
Everybody in the audience should try it.
I yeah well, maybe this is a variation on it.
Uh, was recommended and I did try zinc citrate and that had much the same effect.
Okay, so you noticed the effect when you took it.
Definitely, or claimed to all.
Right yeah yeah yeah that, aside from whatever the uh uh yeah well, there was like fat burners and stuff back in the day that made you feel like you're gonna have a heart attack and start sweating.
But that's a supplement that yeah, that'll work for you.
Uh, let us go to uh.
Yeah, hope you enjoyed Murray Head.
Uh, Over The Top 80s Jam.
But let's just do New White Life right now.
And uh Sam you, you lead us off this week while I shamefully scour the inbox.
I don't think that I missed anybody this week, but go ahead.
Well, I want to go straight away to the NEW White Life.
Um, we have a wonderful couple uh, associated amongst our fellows here and uh, the missus just gave birth first time and uh, they were actually they were just married, it seems like not two years ago, so they got right to it and um, so a hearty congratulations goes out to Matt and his wife.
That was the name I was given that I could use on the air.
They both have really really funny sock names, but that's how they wanted it.
So uh yeah, really really great young people starting out their family.
Baby daughter was born.
We got the picture in our shared channel and uh, it was a beautiful thing.
So congratulations to them, absolutely.
Congratulations guys, way to go, yeah.
And we also have uh three in the hopper, you might say, with the three different couples um have, have uh children on the way.
You know, one of them, of course um and, and the other two, I guess, are not exactly official yet, but uh, that's uh, just in our humble little group here.
Hell yes sam, way to go yeah, uh.
And well yeah, not to you, but to your humble little group there, and I know quite a few who've got ones on the way and uh yeah, we can wait.
Wait until they arrive.
If you want a conception uh, a viability and a birth announcement, you're welcome to it.
We're happy to do it, Absolutely.
An update on the baby here.
Oh, yeah.
I got to forward this to you.
How this little guy is doing three months on.
He's 18 freaking pounds.
This guy, I won't say the name who sent it.
He's 18 pounds, still can't hold his head up straight, but feels like a six-month-old.
Big smiles every time he sees me laugh for the first time last night at his mom, not me.
I feel betrayed.
LOL.
Thanks for everything that you guys do.
Keep trying to build bridges.
Appreciate your efforts.
Ah, that was from, we'll just say RW.
Thank you, RW.
Go ahead, Sam.
Well, and I thought I would segue to the update on Mike and his kidney.
You know, he's gone through now.
This is coming up on four weeks, or maybe four weeks ago that he, I think maybe it will be four weeks on Saturday.
Well, at any rate, it's coming up on four weeks that he had the kidney transplant.
In straight sense, it was a success in that he, they put the kidney in him and everything.
But, you know, he's a year or two older than me.
So he's not a super young guy or anything.
And he has a couple of other things that are challenged.
And he's had a really hard time over these last four weeks.
He's really at a few points has had experienced some real anguish, I would say.
And he was in the ICU for an extended period.
And so if you've ever been laid up, you know what that's like.
It's like you're in prison.
You can only watch so much TV.
You don't feel like doing anything.
You can't get in a comfortable position.
You can't even change your position too much.
You can't lay on your side, let's say, or you can't get up and walk around.
So it's been really tough.
Doesn't have a really great relationship with his family.
So nobody came and visited him.
He was really bummed out about that.
And, you know, he's just getting to the point where he was saying things like, I wish I never done this and stuff like that, you know, just kind of talking out of his head.
And, well, I went and visited him.
I've been keeping touch with him on Telegram a little bit here and there just to check in with him, see how he's doing.
I did say, hey, we got to get you on the show and hear about your experience of all this when you feel good and all that.
And he just came back with, oh, I feel so miserable.
I wish they would just send me home.
And he was feeling really bad.
And so I said, well, when can you have visitors?
Because when you're in the ICU like that, a lot of times they'll only let you have maybe next of kin or something like that.
And he said, well, now he was in transferred to a regular room so he could have visitors on a pretty generous basis.
So I said, all right, I'm going to come see you.
So I went and saw him on, must have been Tuesday night.
And he started talking.
He said that his doctors just that day had given him some better news.
And they said that he, this kidney was showing signs of life because, see, that's that was part of the problem was they were saying it wasn't working.
He's still on dialysis full time and all that type of thing.
But now he had started urinating, which he was very proud of that.
He had telling me about how many times, yeah, I'm sure he stood up for it too, right out of that damn hospital bed.
F the kidney, F the surgery, I'm standing.
That's right.
That's right.
And, but he was very proud about that, that he had started urinating.
And so I think just very modestly, we'll say he's, he's started to take a turn for the better.
And he showed me his big, ugly scar.
That was scary looking.
But yeah, doing a little bit better, doing a little bit better for the first time, all right well yeah uh, way to way to go, Mike i'm I mean, you're not out of the woods completely yet, but it sounds like it's getting better.
And uh, you know, this really makes me think Sam, that you know, Mike's difficult recovery is really the fault of our listener, who was willing to donate his but I guess got bumped down the line.
If if, if he got a nat sock kidney, it would have been smooth sailing and back on the box.
He'd be in the boxing ring by now.
He'd be on the show celebrating.
But our listen no, our listener didn't punk out, he just, you know they, they found somebody else.
So yeah sorry, I hope you're laughing there.
Uh well, and he said that he's been keeping in touch with that young fella and uh, I guess it had been some days since he had been in touch with him and and I said boy, you better tell him that you're, you're starting to feel a little better.
He's going to be tickled to hear about that.
That's right, absolutely.
I have to remind the kids of this Sam, i'm sure Mike knows and he doesn't need our advice.
But uh like, as we were recording the first half, I got a text message from a family member, did so-and-so arrive and did it work, or whatever.
I'm like, yes, it was delightful.
Oh, it was a bit of a dad fail that I neglected to.
You know, you have to nudge kids to send thank you letters every once in a while.
You know that person did something nice for you.
I said, son of a gun.
I really thought that that one would have been on autopilot.
I wouldn't have to say, please sit down and either write a letter or write an email.
So that's, that's on the agenda for tomorrow.
My mom was always extraordinarily diligent about thank you notes.
If you got something, if you got five bucks in the mail from aunt Candy uh, then you, you were sending her a thank you note and I, I did it.
You know.
Uh, especially towards an older person, definitely.
Uh least, least you can do, dust off.
Yeah, save the Postal service.
Save the Postal service.
Send thank you notes from your kids to whoever sends them something nice, even if it's grandma and grandpa with another box of clothes.
Uh yeah, my wife, go ahead, sam.
We always keep a pack of of uh thank you cards that are handy just in such a case there's no excuse.
You could always grab one and and put a stamparoo on there and get it out.
You get free ones from the Shriners or from ST JUDE sometimes, Nature Conservancy, oh wow hey, I keep writing this down, thank you, maybe you donate, maybe you don't uh, but yeah, my mom always like, buys the kids.
It's actually been a lifesaver because she gets them new low-cost stuff from like Marshalls or TJ MAX or Sam's CLUB or whatever.
And then uh, my wife's mother, the other grandmother, will go to thrift stores and Goodwill etc and send boxes full of clothes.
And we're like oh, we couldn't possibly make use of all these.
And she's like well, you just keep, keep what you like and, you know, return the rest of it to Goodwill.
We're like okay, all right if you insist uh, but yeah Kid kid, management of clothes.
That's something that I outsource to the wife, despite my type A personality, as Larry diagnosed me with.
But yeah, that's her business.
All right.
I don't want to go straight to pissing in the second half here.
It just seems a little bit gauche.
So I do want to do briefly.
If there's any commentary, you know, I hang up about doing like newsy stuff and analysis, but in case you missed it, I'm sure there's a good portion of the audience that either missed the list of names or didn't see it on Telegram when I reposted it.
I would say it's a mixed bag.
And this is the full data from the Social Security Administration for 2022.
Top 10 boys and girls' names for 2022 in the United States.
And then we have the top five fastest rising names for the boys and girls too.
And that's where we wade into some either gauche or disturbing territory.
So here go.
We'll start with the boys, male privilege.
Oh, that comes later.
If only, yeah.
Number one, Liam.
Yeah, nothing to complain about.
Liam Neeson, it's solid.
I like the shorter names.
It makes it easier for the kids going down.
Number two, Noah.
Now, I know, Sam, it's biblical, and the Old Testament is not necessarily like not white Jewish, but all the Noah's that I knew growing up were Jewish, or at least in college.
I don't know.
But again, nothing to complain about.
Number three, Oliver.
Rolo, just jump in here if you have anything witty to say about any of these.
We don't have to do a whole fisking of this entire list.
Liam, Noah, Oliver, James.
First interesting one in theory or atypical one.
Number five is Elijah.
And somebody's Old Testament name.
Of course, Elijah go by Eli, and it's easy.
Somebody mentioned that Hispanics, aside from the obvious Jesus, are very big these days on the biblical naming.
And I certainly know an Hispanic Elijah or two, but whatever.
That's fine.
Number six, William.
Go ahead, Roland.
Am I breaking up or are you?
Oh, maybe I did.
Yeah, I know Mexicans real.
Israel.
Yeah.
Like Mexicans pretty, pretty hardcore when it comes to biblical.
They have their own selection of Bible names.
It's like Abel, of course.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Europeans, Europeans will use like different sets of Bible names.
It's must have something to do with the way it sounds to the ear or something like that.
I've known Mexicans named Hafet, you know, like the biblical Jaffeth.
Hey, and he's the source of the white race, isn't he, Sam?
Did I look at my chart properly?
Or am I thinking of a different one?
Noah, Noah was white and his three sons were white.
If you have a baby with a woman and the baby comes out black, you don't go back to that woman.
Right?
Sure.
Yeah, of course.
So I wasn't sure what I was picking up what you were dropping there, but yeah.
Well, if two white people have children, those the children will be white, right?
Right.
But isn't Jop Japef Japeth the sort of, isn't he a key figure in that Indo-European branch of the biblical Christian identity chart?
Yeah.
Well, of course, the three sons were all white of descendants of Noah, but then Sem was the one that eventually produced Jacob Israel.
And the Bible says that God forsaked all the other nations for Israel.
So ultimately, as Christian identity, we believe if you're looking at a white man today, you're looking at an Israelite.
There may be some admixtures or some small percentage of those other branches that survived, but not really, you know, because that was the point of Israel was for God to make them the way he wanted.
And he forsook the other nations and they eventually all fizzled out.
So that's the way we look at that.
I got excited.
And I remember there was a son of Japeth Twitter accounts or whatever that he was formative.
But regardless, yeah, Elijah was number five.
That's the only name that really stands out here.
And it doesn't even really, because it's biblical.
Moving on, William, Henry, number seven, Lucas, number eight, Benjamin, number nine, and Theodore, number 10.
We know the truth, but at least by that list, that is a solid rocket.
Pretty classic names, really.
You know, there's no weird names like that show up in the girls list sometimes where they start naming girls like with men's names or like surnames.
They use surnames like Madison and Mackenzie and things like that.
Yeah, I don't, I there, I'm not getting my Irish up about anything particular in that list.
What's interesting, remember, remember all the news stories?
And they're still going on, of course, about Muhammad is now the number one most popular name in London, or it's in the top 10 for all of England, etc.
Maybe real, you know, of course, their numerical influx has been a pittance compared to the Mexican, Central American, Latin American, Hispanic, Latino, whatever influx.
So it kind of makes sense that Muhammad's not cracking the top 10 because we're not bordering on North Africa or Asia as Europe is, of course.
But just a reminder of that insanity craze that we had, of course, after 9-11 and then lingering long into the Obama years about Islamic terrorism and Islam itself.
Not to say it's nothing to worry about, that it's all gone away, that it was all a hoax, but for whatever reason, they're not shooting up San Bernardino these days.
We just got more whack jobs doing the job than Muslim fanaticists.
Rolo, I think that you got static on your line, bud, because your audio was jacked up before.
Maybe plug in your microphone or your headphones, or it could be my.
I've been on mute.
Okay.
Maybe it's Sam.
Before it was a little jumpy, but you sounded fine right there.
All right.
Anyway, on to the girls.
And same thing here.
Not too much to complain about.
Unless I'm missing something, there's one that stands out.
Number one, Olivia.
Number two, Emma.
Number three, Charlotte.
Number four, Amelia.
Number five, Sophia.
Number six, Isabella.
Now, of course, that's probably, you know, mostly Hispanic girls get named Isabella, but okay, it's number six.
Number seven, Ava with an A. Rolo, is Ava Mendez, is Ava Mendez with an A or an E?
That's an E. E.
It's an E as well.
It should be.
Yes.
A V A is the bad Ava.
E-V-A is the good Ava.
Number eight, Mia or Maya.
We considered both of those names for our daughter because we like the three-letter thing, but didn't go with them because of the issue of people getting confused how to spell it.
You'd be forever going this way or that way.
Anyway, number nine, Evelyn.
And number 10, Luna.
Tom Sewell's daughter, as he mentioned on the show, is named Luna.
I think that's a beautiful name.
I'm sure there's some people who are like, that's too, you know, hippie-dippy or new age or whatever.
I think that's a beautiful name for a daughter.
Sincerely, I'm not kissing Tom's or his wife's ass.
So that's the top 10.
Sam Romo, oh, everything's fine.
You know, cancel the ethnostate.
We're all good.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was a good list.
Yeah.
No, no, strange or, you know, maybe Luna is a little bit unconvention, unconventional, but a nice name.
Anyways, it's if you hear that, that's like, well, that's different, but that's, that's really nice.
It's, yeah, it's feminine.
It rolls off.
Luna sounds like a name.
It's, it's Spanish for moon, but if you saw someone named Moon, you'd be like, but you know, what's wrong with your parents?
Luna sounds like a nerdy.
Korean man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's their last name.
The one name you really got to watch out for is Courtney.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The spelling?
No, it's just like, it's the most common black girl name.
And they like Brittany too, right?
They like Brittany for some reason.
Negroes.
That I remember.
It's a strange thing for sure.
They do sometimes.
Yeah.
Brittany was a black rapper, I remember from back in the day, or maybe hip-hop artist.
I'm thinking Brittany Griner, but yeah.
There you go.
Yeah, same thing.
What's the difference?
I remember there was a there was a man.
I think I can say it may as well be.
Yeah.
All right.
Jennifer Jennings.
There was a black Jennifer Jennings girl in my high school growing up.
And I thought, boy, I don't know what mom and dad were thinking on that one.
She was actually bespectacled and quite, quite put together.
Not at all playing to the part, although, well, God knows.
Anyway.
Hi, Yola, perhaps, you know, a talented temp.
I don't know.
Doesn't matter.
Top five.
Now, now we're getting into real country hours and concerning hours.
Top five fastest rising boy girls names in 2022.
Again, this is from the Social Security Administration.
I didn't just cook this up for content.
Boys, number one, Dutton.
D-U-T-T-O-N.
That is a, I'm going to guess that's a majority rural white, maybe, maybe some strivers are going with Dutton.
I know there's a lot of these weird boy names, but yeah, that's unusual.
It's just, it's like, hey, Dutton, you know, it's, it almost sounds like, are you going to say Dutton, Dutton, come to dinner?
Or are you going to say, hey, Dutton, you know, wash your damn hands, get to the table.
I don't know.
Right.
Not a fan.
Apologies to any parents out there.
I guess we should really be careful here before we offend the audience.
We didn't get those top tens.
All right.
Here we go.
Number two, Case.
K-A-Y-C-E.
Case of Bud Light might as well.
You said I'm thinking like Edgar Casey.
You're right.
It's probably Casey.
I thought it was Casey.
That's what I think.
Well, why not just spell it C-A-S-E-Y?
Because it's a black spelling.
Well, look here.
There you go.
It's either blacks or it's New Age liberal.
I mean, when, yeah, like I thought maybe that was a country thing, like, oh, Case, you know, like Chase, Case, but you're right.
Casey.
Oh, God.
Imagine being named that.
And everybody's like, okay, you put his little name in the system, C-A-S-E-Y.
No, no, no.
K-A-Y-C-E.
For the rest of think, think practically there, future moms and dads.
Your children are going to be living with the consequences of their name.
My wife's name is very straightforward, but it's pronounced one way when most people pronounce it the other way.
And she says it's been not the pain of her existence, but it's been a dull toothache for her entire life.
Hence our straightforward naming and spelling of our kids.
There's no ambiguity whatsoever.
All right.
Right.
Number three, Sam.
Hold on to your boots.
Name number three.
Top five fastest rising boys names is chosen.
C-H-O-S-E-N.
I don't think it's Korean war veterans coming back from the battle to give homage with the improper spelling.
What if it's what if they're those are Christian people, Sam?
They're naming him after Jesus.
Would you be okay with that?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, if like I would say that those are, that's black mothers naming their sons chosen, but you would think that's a feminine.
That's a feminine name if you're going to do it.
Oh, my baby's chosen.
Oh.
Sorry.
It gets a little cringy.
It's cringy.
Now, of course, fastest rising, I mean, I guess if you go from zero to like, you know, the 500th most, you know, you could call that the fastest rising.
So take it with a grain of salt.
This is yeah, there's a lot of factors.
What, what makes something a rising name or how do they calculate?
But please.
Yeah.
I didn't run a what, whatever they call it.
I even forget it from statistics.
I didn't run a regression line on the growth of these names.
All right.
Number four.
Sorry to sound like Alex Jones.
I'm getting over a cold.
I didn't wrote a regression line on the top five baby names in 2022.
Number four is Kaza.
Not Kazar, but Kaza.
K-H-A-Z-A.
Like the like the thing you download the music on.
That was Kaza.
Kaza.
K-A-Z-A-A.
Yeah.
Very, very good.
Oh, that's a throwback roll.
I'm surprised you're old enough to remember.
Was that after, was that before LimeWire and after Napster?
It was, it was, from what I remember, that was before that was before LimeWire.
Cause there was, it was after Napster.
Boy, did all the nights that I had Napster downloading Jerky Boys.
And then, yeah, that's what I use Napster for.
But it was Morpheus after that, then Kaza, and then I think LimeWire.
I skipped LimeWire.
I went to SoulSeek.
Aries was a good one.
A-R-E-S.
And God, if I could remember, there was an online phenomenon where you could like order a pack of cigarettes to your house.
It was like minuscule convenience store ordering.
So we started, we would do that in the dorms.
It'd be like three o'clock in the morning.
We'd be like, yo, let's try this new service.
And like a dude would show up with a pack of camel lights.
He'd tip him a buck.
It was clearly, yeah, that right.
That would have been dot-com boom.
That was like pre-Uber Eats and all that stuff.
Anyway, I digress.
Kaza, K-H-A-Z-A.
I'm guessing that that is actually an Arab Arabic.
Or you know what?
You know what?
I wonder if that's the Afghan quote unquote refugees flooding in, having kids and shooting it up.
You know, there's that, that looks certainly Central South Asian to me.
Kaza.
Number five is Ethan e I t h a n uh, which also just looks Semitic to me.
Somehow yeah somehow, the Jews are responsible for that one.
Why would you name your son Ethan and spell it that way and just make it difficult for everybody?
Trying to be too cute, you know?
Keep it simple.
Yeah ithan ithan, Ethan Eid e-i-d.
Makes me think of Indian holiday.
Yeah uh no no, it's not Muslim, Muslim.
Yeah, sorry about that.
All right.
On the girls side, top five, yeah good god Dutton, Casey still want to say Case Chosen Kaza and Ethan girls.
I we'll see if these uh break anywhere near the top 100 next year.
Girls number one, Renly w-r-e-n-l-e-e.
What that i'm gonna say.
That is definitely country.
That is.
That's like not a name.
I mean, a wren is a beautiful bird, but it makes me think of wren and Stimpy.
Uh, it's not.
It's not actually a beautiful bird.
A wren is kind of common.
No yeah, that's.
Yeah, it's like part of another word.
It's like we want to name them something mixed with Ashley.
Yeah, like it's like Renfield, because they're a big fan of Dracula, and then Ashley.
So let's, let's just mix them together and then you got Rendle.
Yeah, it makes me think of Ringley AND Wrangler and uh, Ringley Brothers and Barnum AND Bailey.
That's about.
That's the worst name on the list so far, especially because it's ranked number one is in the top, top growing ones, all right.
So Rendley is number one really rolls off the tongue, not uh.
Number two is Nariah n-e-r-i-a-h.
First thing that made me think of was neurotic Naraya.
Neurotic uh, many Nariahs will become neurotic.
Before I googled it and it's like a boutique fashion website first off.
Um, I could have gone down farther possibly Arab or Muslim in origin.
Looks a little bit like.
Uh, I thought of Mariah, like Mariah Carry, who's also black.
Very good, rollo that.
But Blacks always do this thing where they they take like a normal name and then they just put a different consonant in front of it and that's the new name.
That's why Nick Cannon and Mariah Carry broke up.
He kept calling her Naraya.
Nariah, that was a different one of his hoes.
He was confusing.
See, I keep up with pop culture too.
Rollo, I know about Mariah Carry and Nick Cannon and all his babies.
You keep up with black pop culture.
You can't shake that part of your life off.
It's okay.
Lucky, i'm not playing Wu-tang CLAN to close us out this week.
There's still a chance.
Uh, this week.
Number three and this is possibly the worst, possibly the worst of them all, arlett a r l e t, which of course sounds like it's an h away from an insult.
Yes, that is not okay.
Okay name.
That is pretty bad.
Like you, you have to be so stupid to name your daughter that and that another.
That's another ranked one.
That's not like one person has that name, oh no, this is the top five.
Yeah, I know, I know, that's.
That's what makes it so much worse.
You, you have to be functionally retarded to think that naming your daughter a word that rhymes with another word for whore is a good idea.
this is like this that is so like beyond like lacking common sense like like name name name name or bostitute like like like go Go all in.
Did the father name this girl?
And he just like, and, and he just is like an absolute misogynist.
Like it was a woman that it's got pregnant.
Some other guy.
It saves mama some time when she's trying to get R to do something.
Ah, you know, let me get some sleep.
Let me watch my programs.
What do you think it is?
I have a hard time believing a black would name like something that doesn't.
Because like, yeah, grammatically, those string of Scarlett.
Yeah, it's short for that.
Is that what it is?
Is it like country slang for Scarlett?
Heaven help me.
Yeah, because that string of vowels and consonants together seems like it would be a little more Western.
Like that.
I don't know.
Like, you think when I hear these names, you think the more rural.
I think New Age liberal whites that are all about tofu and granola and that smell like Julie.
That's what I'm thinking.
So there's two.
Yeah, there's two, there's two groups of white people, I think, in America who do weird child naming or atypical ones or try to get creative.
What you just described there and then rural, trendy, you know, lower middle class, middle class.
Got to come up with a strange one once in a while.
I think that the more rural ones, they use more old timey dialect.
So they'd be less inclined to name their daughter something that rhymes with harlot.
I don't know.
Where I think a new age liberal would be dumb and oblivious enough that they wouldn't know that that word exists.
Like you've seen those TikTok videos where people will be like, what's 25 minus 24?
And they'll be like, I don't know.
Sometimes, but yeah.
So that's what I think.
I think that these are people that do live on their phones and they watch trendy Netflix shows and they kind of are detached from reality.
So their vocabulary is probably limited.
And they probably heard a word and maybe they were thinking Scarlet, but they were trying to be more unorthodox because they think they're actually smart when they're probably IQ of like 89.
I also see it and I when I read it, it looks like R Arlen Specter makes me think of the Jewish senator from Pennsylvania.
Just one of the worst.
There's only one redeeming girl's name on this list and that is number four in Georgina.
I have a female ancestor named Georgina that everybody called Georgie.
And it's cute.
It's both cute and classic.
I probably wouldn't, you know, George is such a typical masculine name.
You know, it's like naming your daughter Josephine or Willamette or something.
I don't know.
I wouldn't do it, but I Alexandra.
No, that's a bad example.
Alexandra, Sasha, Alex, that's cute for a girl.
Georgina, to the modern ear is a little bit asynchronous.
I associate it with that show a drawn together, which is probably not something most people want associated with their names.
No idea, no time for it.
We've milked this too long.
I didn't want this to be a whole thing, but it is interesting.
And then number five, Amiri, A-M-I-R-I, Amiri.
That sounds black.
That sounds black.
Sure.
That's black or Arab.
That's some kind of dark brown.
Yeah, I'm going.
Yeah, Amiri are the black ones.
Renley is totally country rural white.
Arlette, probably New Age.
And then Georgina is people with some sense bringing it back.
Yeah.
Only few of those names were really anything that made sense to me.
The first two sets of names you gave, I thought were pretty good, you know, with the boys' names, girls' names.
Those were solid, but these were, there's only maybe one or two good names in all those.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess we know they sound like Star Trek characters.
Yeah, there you go.
Or like Harry Potter, like it's like something where they're trying to sound like fantastical.
Like this is not the real world.
So that's why they have these stupid names.
Yeah.
And I am being facetious that just because the parents across Y America are giving their, you know, at least the most popular names are traditional and normal.
That is not a sign that we're free and clear, but it is so comforting, I guess.
It was interesting.
I'm genuinely surprised.
Cool.
I didn't know if you had seen that, Sam or whatever.
I sprung it on.
Hopefully I sprung it on with the audience.
Sam, have one more of yours.
And then I'm tackling, you know, I've had two hazy IPAs here, you know, basically about to fall out of my chair.
And then we're going to find out if Sam ever sits down to piss.
Yeah.
Well, I was going to the hardware store to pick up a few items I needed.
And one of the items I needed was a proper light bulb for the ceiling fan and light fixture in our bedroom, which I had a very nice bulb in there finally burnt out.
So I was just had a regular plain bulb in there for a while.
And I thought, well, I want to get something, you know, a little more decorative that suits the light fixture while I was getting other things.
So I'm looking and I picked out a nice globe kind of a light bulb, but then I saw this red LED red light.
Oh, baby.
Oh, man.
It just made me think like red light districts.
So I said, oh, so I got grabbed that and my other items.
I go home.
And then so, so I seduced my wife, you know, later.
And so we're, and I was holding this light bulb off, you know, and so she's getting ready.
So I switched the bulbs out and I put this red, red light in there.
So she comes out of the bathroom and I flick the red light on and the whole room is bathed in this naughty light, you know, this red light.
You know how an LED really bathes the room in light.
And I just couldn't help but think like Amsterdam, you know?
Now, was this at the same time that you came in and said happy Mother's Day and your birthday?
No, this was this was like maybe a week or 10 days before that even.
But it certainly worked, you know, so you know how this show we're all about giving tips and tricks and things like that.
So I just, you know, a little thing like that.
She she really, it was one of those things that was funny on one level, but kind of a turn on on another level.
Did it stay?
Or did it was a momentary gag?
Well, I mean, I do use the light, you know, at other times of the day or night that I don't want it to be red.
So, but I put it back in its little box and I hid it behind one of the framed things on the bureau there.
And so, you know, I could pull that thing out again sometime.
But, but let me tell you, and the point is it really worked too.
And it worked so well.
It worked so well that the next day I came home from work.
And what I, my normal routine is right after work, I do my workout.
I do my water roller, my little bit of weightlifting, maybe some push-ups and a few things.
And then I, you know, I go and have dinner because I always think, hey, everyone's got 30 minutes or 40 minutes to work out.
So I always do that.
So I go up there to get dressed and she's waiting for me.
And it happened again, you know, because I'm saying that it carried over from the night before.
So I'm just mentioning that now.
But on a broader point, I wanted to mention, you know, Coach, you may think that maybe I maybe somebody thinks, you probably don't think it, but maybe somebody thinks I bring up these things to be edgy or prurient or something like that.
But and the thing is, okay.
And sometimes I do second guess myself a little bit because I know we have like some fine Christian people that do, in fact, listen to the show.
And I don't want to be offensive, honestly, to be offensive for offensive sake or even offensive at all.
But my reason of bringing some of these things up is I remember back when I was a teenager.
I grew up in the 80s.
I was a teenager in the 80s.
And this was the era of the late night sex show on the radio, you know, before there was all the cable TV and before internet, of course, and all that.
And I remember being a teenager and I was, of course, naturally interested in sex.
And I would listen to this.
You know, this was the era of everyone will remember Dr. Ruth Westheimer and figures like this.
We didn't have her in our area, but we had this other lady that would have this late night show.
And her name, for real, was Phyllis Leany.
Yes.
Of course.
Dr. Ruth was a Jew too.
Yes, they all are, I'm sure.
And so Dr. Ruth, Dr. Pinsky, Dr. Dr. Pinsky.
And the thing is, Dr. Drew Pinsky, yeah, he's a Jew.
Okay.
Okay.
I didn't know his last name.
Yeah, Pinsky is totally.
He does not.
Yeah, I knew he was Jewish.
I didn't know his last name, though.
Yeah.
And so, and the thing is, these shows, they usually start out good, you know, because, hey, we're all curious about sex.
And even not only when we're old, but certainly when we're young, but even when we're old, I'm still curious about it.
And they would talk about it.
And then it would always take a degenerate turn in there.
And even from that time, I always thought to myself, why can't we have a show like this, but from our point of view, where we talk about these things, maybe frankly, but not in a degenerate way like these people do.
And so that's kind of what prompts me to sometimes bring up these things is, yes, to be humorous, but to maybe give people ideas.
And that's why I always thought, you know, if we ever did a show where I would just kind of talk frankly about things I've learned, because I hear the same things from people, men and women, all the time for many years.
And there are things that I've learned about, but it, you know, and, but it, but at the same time, I don't want to, you know, be satisfying some kind of prurient interest.
And I certainly don't want kids to be hearing it when they're not ready for such knowledge.
And that's, and so I was talking to a faithful fan about this and that, you know, I would say like, maybe I wish I could make it like a pay-per-listen for five bucks or something.
And she suggested the obvious. thing that I think we should do immediately, which is to set up Full House OnlyFans account.
Yes, Sam's, Sam's red light district in his bathroom.
And well, no, you know, Sam, not at all.
And if, you know, people who listen to the fatherland, and I didn't hear all of your appearances back then, but you had, you were like, you were like the designated hitter who would come in for a sex talk and stuff like that.
And I, you know, I heard some of it or whatever, but I, you know, whether it's because I'm uptight or because I, because I did want this to be a little bit more broad or safer, if you will, you know, the audience doesn't know you've been on like, you've been on a chain and you're rearing at it like a pit bull with an infant in front of you to talk about sex.
And it just so happens there is something lurking in the offing, perhaps soon, perhaps a while out, whereby there will be an opportunity to do not pay per view.
I mean, I don't mind going on camera, but it could be pay-per-listen, full house.
Now, remember that, you know, and I told my buddy who was proposing this thing, I was like, you know, I would never say anything that'd be like, oh, just it's behind paywall.
So therefore, you know, the enemy or the feds or antifar or whatever wouldn't hear it.
But something that, yeah, where you in particular could be a little bit more descriptive for sure.
And like you said, if I'm too uptight, I don't know if that's my Anglo coming through or my German coming through or whatever, but it just makes me uncomfortable to talk about that stuff other than like around a campfire with a bunch of dudes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, and again, maybe some people have the idea that I'm going to be outrageous.
And I would certainly try to make it funny or entertaining.
But no, it's more is more of filling a niche because I think a lot of people would share my sentiment, which is, you know, this, this is an area that's completely controlled by the enemy.
And, you know, our people are hurting for lack of knowledge in this area.
And there's knowledge to be shared from it between people.
So anyways.
You know, my entire understanding of sex and procreation is poke poke, good feeling, baby nine months later.
So, you know, maybe I'll find, I said that facetiously to my wife when I she ran with that one.
It's not an entire deviation from the truth.
But yeah, Sam, we will, you know, even if, you know, even if we just like have fun one night, record it and then keep it to the trusted distro.
It'll become like our summary.
Our Samas dot.
Yeah.
Like, and then we'll lord it over those guys.
Did you ever pay for that, you know, the nudie, the nudie mag version of Full House?
Pass it around, pass it around to your friends and stuff like that.
Yeah.
All right.
I got to go.
I got to go to this before we start the last puppy.
And it was, you know, there was a YouGov thing that somebody posted on Telegram.
Oh, okay.
It's updated from 20th of April, 2023.
Okay, good.
So it is new because I have been aware of this rancid phenomenon.
Where in the world do men sit down to we?
We, at least say P.
I don't even like P.
I prefer piss or, you know, just it's piss or urinate.
I don't even say I have to quiz.
Whiz is fine.
Take a leak is fine.
Drain the lizard is probably better than drain the snake.
I don't know.
Shake hands with the unemployed.
I am not sure that I've heard that one before.
I have never heard that.
That's really funny.
Go to see a man about a horse.
You didn't hear that one either?
No, I haven't heard that.
These must be old or something.
Yeah.
I'm going to drain this thing.
Anyway.
All right.
So where in the world do men sit down to we?
And as a German myself, the fact that I'll just read the every time statistics real quickly here for these countries in descending order.
Men who sit to urinate every single time.
Germany, 40% of the men.
Unbelievable.
I don't believe that.
It's you.
You gov is a legit thing.
I don't think this is doctored.
Maybe it's anti-German propaganda.
Number two, Sweden.
No, number two is Australia, 25.
I was about to bust our pal's friend from the Nordic resistance movement, but I'm not going to do that.
Australia, Tom, sorry.
Get your country in shape.
All right.
That's his first thing.
He's got to correct how segregate.
Yeah.
If your lads aren't whatever they call.
All right.
Australia, 25.
Sweden, 22.
Denmark, 19.
Canada, 16.
France is one that was for some reason down there.
France is up there at 19.
The United States is at 10.
Italy, France, Singapore, Britain, Poland, 10, Mexico.
I don't know, Sam.
I mean, I guess like for a generation of men who had fear of the urinal, but yeah, like when the doors closed at home, you're really sitting down.
I mean, it's splat.
It's, ah, who wants to sit when you can stand?
It splashes.
I know we got certain excuses that you might make for this, but go ahead.
Go ahead.
Well, I remember many years ago, Rush Limbaugh brought this up because it had become a story in Sweden, like the government was promoting this.
Men, when you like, what a thing to promote, you know, but that was supposedly the way the story goes.
And he, he made fun of it at that time.
And yeah, it is, it is ridiculous.
If I had to say where would such an approach be appropriate, it has happened.
Like, let's say it's in the middle of the night.
It's dark.
I don't like to turn the light on in the middle of the night.
Maybe you're groggy, something like that.
But other than that, I am with you on this one.
Sam, in those situations, you just piss all over the bathroom floor or the toilets.
Never will be in the shower, too.
I don't mean like when you know it's still in there.
That's like a big wide open drop.
I have respect for Sam from episode one through episode 158.
That ends tonight.
So now, tales from the horror land.
Oh, my God.
Back in the day, this came up in my local group and I brought it up.
And I was astounded by it was, it's always been like maybe 40% of our guys.
This is not fag Germans who think Angela Merkel's hot or something like that.
Or antifa Australians.
Or I could believe.
Refugee welcoming.
But our guys are admitting, maybe not proudly, maybe a little bit defensively.
Like, well, here, here was a real whopper from the other day.
Sometimes I don't want to wake my wife up in the middle of the night.
So I'll sit down to pee instead of making that loud noise in the toilet.
I was like, oh, come on.
First off, is the toilet right next to your wife's bedstand, which is pretty cool if it is.
I mean, you know, I was like, real chamber pot days.
Number two, are you not familiar with the stealth piss and you just aim for the porcelain and not the water?
And, you know, maybe there's some collateral damage with splashing, but you're not making that, you know, heavy Niagara Falls sound.
The number one cope for white nationalist piss sitters is to get a little piece and oh, you know, go in there.
You know, it's like dad time, get a little peace and quiet on my phone or get some reading done or whatever.
And to that, I say, you know, I'm flexing here.
I have never gone in.
I've never gone in there.
If I'm going to do that, at least try to get my money's worth and get a one and a two happy meal, not just a number one.
You know, like, cause you never know.
Sometimes magic happens.
You don't think it's going to happen.
You can go for that.
And, you know, if you need to hide, you can hide with your phone in the effing bedroom or up in a tree somewhere or down in the bathroom.
Sit to pee to get a little peace and quiet is so repugnant to me.
I've never been closer to turning in my WN card and canceling Full House until I found that.
That is unbelievable.
Another guy said, well, you know, if I'm really drunk, I, you know, I, you know, sitting is more accurate.
I was like, you're drunk.
You just piss.
And if you're so drunk, then you're probably not thinking like, oh, I better sit down.
You're probably just like, oh, my middle.
Yeah.
You know, toilet, bathtub, utility sink.
And now I know there's a lot of utility sink urination appreciators out there.
We had one buddy in high school that his dad was maybe a little blue collar.
We'll just say easygoing.
And he used to let us drink and smoke the family's basement.
I'm pretty sure his wife is upstairs like, good Lord, heaven above, you know, all camel light and parliament light smoke filtering up into the house.
And if it was cold in the winter, we would just go over and all piss in the utility sink.
And no, we didn't sit on the edge of the.
You went over there to piss in the utility sink.
You didn't do anything else over there?
I'm unclear, but based on how you worded that.
Oh, sorry.
No, we would just piss in the utility sink.
And it was like, you know, it was grand fun.
You know, look at that stainless steel right down the drain.
Oh, I'm going to flush and turn on the faucet.
But I guess I'm going to do a wow just wow here.
There are guys who are like, no, you know, there's nothing wrong with it or whatever.
I am opposed to it in all of its forms, even for our pal Mike with a kidney replacement.
I want Mike getting up and standing to piss every single time during the day.
Ideally, you are standing up outside and doing it outside.
That is the way that we were meant to do it.
That is like a communion with God every single time you do it.
I don't mean to be too flippant there.
You know what I mean, Sam, but it's a very natural experience to get a little sunlight on your junk while doing it.
Added bonus.
But there's that, the bathroom, the noise, the I'm too drunk.
I need to sit down.
I need privacy.
I think those were the five biggest copes for our guys acting like faggoty Germans and Swedes and Australians.
I'm shocked that the nation down under had such a high percentage of every time.
Now, of course, I don't put too much credit into these stats from YouGov, but YouGov is a legitimate thing and it does look like a real screenshot.
Rolo, you are completely rejuvenated and back in my good graces.
All of our troubles and spats and fights and your threats to cancel the show.
We're bros again.
We're back on the same team.
Well, I think because we had this tension between us because we were both thinking about the other one.
Does he sit down when he pisses?
And then we both realize that we didn't.
It was like, what are we doing?
All right.
You know, this.
Yeah.
That is so weird to me.
And especially if you're a guy that says, like, you know, you make some whatever excuse for doing that, you do not get to preach about any kind of traditional masculine behavior because that is the most emasculating thing.
I'll tell you this, two things.
I had a friend in high school and he was associated.
I think it was either his cousin or it was just a family friend that he was forced to spend time with because his parents were friends with his parents.
And it was one boy in a house of, it was four, he had four sisters and the mom would make him sit down to pee.
Yeah, so that he didn't possibly take along.
Yeah.
And the other thing I think of is that Chappelle's show, the Chappelle show sketch with the mad real world.
And then Charlie Murphy's like, yeah, I went to prison.
Yeah, I did time.
And then he's talking to the white guy.
He's like, you sit down when you pee.
Like, that's what I think of.
Yeah.
Not wrong.
I mean, women, do you know that like, I think the number one reason that women hate men, they don't all hate men, of course, but the number one antipathy that women have toward men is not jealousy that we don't have to deal with menstruation or childbirth or pregnancy or cycles or anything like that.
They're jealous that we can stand and whip it out and pee without getting anything on us anytime we want.
And it goes in like a, it's like a super soaker in a nice straight line most times.
And well, you can write your name in snow.
I mean, yeah.
Can women write their names in snow?
I mean, that would probably be very, very talented one.
I'm sure there's some only, some OnlyFans entrepreneur has tried it.
Not when they're named Renley.
Not when they're Renley or Naria or Emry or Amway, whatever their names are.
Well played, Rolo.
Anyway, if you're listening to this show and you ever sit down to pee, even if it's late at night and you're a little worried, send us money.
Well, yes, you either have to be a regular on the show, the most regular man.
And I could see the only excuse is if you're constipated and you're like, well, you know, just going to go give it a shot and see what happens.
See, we were trying to redeem Full House this week and we got scatological again, but this one is a particular bugaboo for me personally.
And I don't flex a lot, by the way.
I'm a really nice, hunky-dory, easy guy, right?
I'm like Marty McFly until somebody says, I sit peeing, I sit to pee, or you're a bad actor.
And then it's like they call me chicken and I get the glowing eyes.
Stand up, men.
Stand and deliver outside if you can, in the toilet, if you really, you know, it's like half housebroken.
But good God, don't worry about a little splish splash noise.
Don't worry about a little bit of mess.
It's, it's sterile when it comes out.
You know, there's no germs in it when it comes to it.
It's sticky, though.
Big, big trouble, big trouble when it dries for sure.
And yeah, and if, and if you're really worried about your inebriation or mess, yeah, just pee in the pee in the shower.
Everybody pees in the shower.
Don't tell me you don't.
All right.
I had so much more here.
Rolo, the timekeeper tells me that we're approaching two hours and it is Thursday night and we all got stuff to do tomorrow.
We'll talk more about fasting and Rollo's bad dieting advice, our kids and careers and how much to steer them versus let them find their way.
I could talk about my chickens and ducks.
And of course, if you guys missed it, the Durham report.
from the FBI special prosecutor that I guess Trump appointed to look into Russia Gate or whatever.
I just had to say this real quick.
Despite the fact that no heads rolled, the revelations in there would still be infuriating and shocking to you, even if you know we live in Zagwaik, even if you think and know that Trump is either owned or housebroken by Jews to do everything for Israel and not for us and build a wall and stuff like that.
Because it basically says that the United States the age, the security agencies of the United States government, primarily the FBI, the CIA was involved too, a little bit of NSA, you know, season here, a season there, in cahoots with the Clinton administration, took it upon themselves to concoct a cockamime story about Trump's collusion with Russia to sway the outcome of the 2016 election.
And it's all there in writing, all the details.
They knew it was bullshit and they still gave the green light for it to go forward to sabotage the thing.
And we, we, it's just to, to see, to see it all summarized and out there was great to see.
Okay, thank you.
It's all there.
And the fact that nobody really, including Hillary Clinton herself or, or, you know, who got, you know, Peter Strzok, he's whatever, like, it's just incredible.
It's absolutely astounding.
Never be too jaded to be surprised by what goes on in the United States.
Go ahead, Sam.
Well, then think of all the newscasts that led with that story for months and months and months, if not years and endless years, years.
And members of Congress are constantly, you know, proposing articles of impeachment and all kind of things.
It's so ridiculous.
Yeah, now it comes out just like everything always does, that it was all bullshit the whole time.
Yeah, now after the damage was done, after they got what they want out of it, sure.
When Robert Mueller went in front of Congress to present his grand Mueller report that had lefties crying in their beer as they were watching it, thinking it was like Super Bowl Sunday, he sounded like he had early stage, early onset Alzheimer's or dementia.
He looked like a sick, confused old man.
I'm actually shocked that maybe he is in a nursing home somewhere.
They have locked up.
They didn't want to reveal it.
You know, they always said like, you know, Ronald Reagan had Alzheimer's or was it Parkinson?
I think he had Alzheimer's while he was still in office.
Like Robert Mueller, the grand inquisitor, the chief dog looking for malfeasance, he looked like a sickly old, confused, doddering man.
Yeah.
I have a check.
Look behind your age.
What the F?
I don't remember that.
I don't pay attention to politics that much anymore.
I mean, honestly, after 2020, but just to see this now in 2023, four, sorry, seven, almost eight years later, and they come out with this report.
Absolutely astounding.
And there was more that I wanted to talk about about how being in this thing is difficult because we're all on our own timelines.
You know, there's the alt-right generation that got red-pilled 2015 to 2017.
And then there's the guy who's guys who came on after Charlottesville.
And we have to do the same work for some audiences and others already get it and they get bored and they look for like other weird stuff to occupy their intellectual capacity and stuff like that.
So just this, this brought me back in time to all that crazy stuff, which you knew was BBS then.
And there was even evidence of it then.
And now to have it summarized by a federal special investigator, special prosecutor in writing.
And yet it's just like, yes, serious deficiencies were there to not have people going and getting indicted is just as astounding as the fact that it happened in the first place.
And then it's out there now.
So man, buckle up, guys.
I personally still don't think that this thing can be course corrected as constituted at the time.
I thought that Trump was the Hail Mary that was either going to save America or fail to.
And we passed the Hail Mary, got the touchdown.
And then it's like we got zero points on the board.
And it's extraordinarily hard.
No, we got fined.
We got fined for Monday.
That's exactly right.
We got censored off the internet.
We got beaten in the streets.
We got told still that we were, you know, charge of this country.
Oh, man.
Maybe that'll be a paywall episode two where I can unleash because I have been podcasting with one hand tied behind my back voluntarily.
I've been on a lot of stuff for my own reasons.
All right.
Larry's not here, but I think Larry got into his full house groove this week.
You know, it was a little bit like, yeah, find his, find his niche.
And he didn't want to talk over me, but he's used to hosting a show.
So he's ready to fill, you know, that the podcaster skill where it's like, oh, you just jump on it right there.
But I think it's working out.
And, you know, maybe Larry will join us every show going forward.
Maybe he will join us for no shows going forward because he's got a tough schedule.
But it is great having him back in its full circle because he was our first producer.
Let's go to Sammy, baby.
Thank you.
Anything before we close out?
And as always, I forgive you for occasionally, but I won't even speak about it.
Let's just not speak about it.
We'll edit it out of the show.
I wanted to mention a website, Nowhere Road Productions, Nowhere, just like, you know, it's spell and road, like R-O-A-D, nowhereroadproductions.com is a website that you can buy the new Battlefront CD and the old one and a bunch of other stuff like that.
HC Streetwear, I don't know if they're trying to migrate over to this new name or what the exact deal is, but at any rate, I had given the hcstreetwear.net site out.
And then it wasn't long after the show.
I went on there and they didn't have it for sale anymore.
I don't know if they ran out of their inventory, but I checked with Battlefront and they said this is the site where you can get it.
And I verified it.
In fact, both the CDs are for sale there.
If you would like to get them, nowhere roadproductions.com.
And maybe we could play some more Battlefront on the show one of these days.
Absolutely.
Maybe the star of Battlefront would like to come on sometime and talk about it.
I know he's yeah, we could reach out to him.
Maybe get some lurid stories from the scene, plus all the good stuff.
Sammy baby, thank you.
And always appreciate it.
Rolo, my dear, trusted friend, always with the hot takes that are appropriate, the right takes, and we're thick as thieves, back in business.
Heck yeah.
You know, it's always a pleasure to meet a fellow stander, as I like to call him.
Yeah.
Very good.
Anything you want to Final Storm Gamer Word, anything else before we go?
Yeah, you know, I started uploading some gameplay on my Odyssey channel.
Rolo plays games.
I saw that.
Playing Super Mario RPG.
Next, I will probably play Donkey Kong Country.
There is a 0.0% chance that I will ever tune in to watch you playing games, but I sub.
It's not a live stream.
It doesn't matter.
I don't care if it's live or after the fact.
I'm not watching another man play video games.
Unless my kids are doing it and I happen to see it in the background.
That's like, you know, I'm not peeing.
I'm not peeing sitting down.
You're peeing sitting down.
I'm guilty by association.
But yeah, check it out if that's your thing.
Hey, it's a big thing.
It's a big phenomenon.
Good for you for branching out.
And I am going to cryptically ask you a question here.
You made a really cool video back in the day that had a really cool sort of 80s-ish hard rock song to it.
And I happened to boost it recently.
I'm probably being cryptic, but is it okay if I play that music and give you credit for the video?
Yes.
You know what that song is, right?
Well, yeah, I found it on Apple Music, but I don't know what it is.
I don't know.
Is there any significance to it?
Do you know who the singer is?
It's called Hot Beef Injection.
That's Trey.
It's Trey Parker.
I had no idea.
Yeah.
Oh, all right.
Well, I didn't know that.
Yeah.
I like the video and I like the song.
So I was going to go out with that tonight in your homage, not even knowing that you were a standard.
Is that okay?
And then I bump that video with your credit that you made that homage to Mr. Rittenhouse.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes, it is.
You can edit it out if you'd like.
I will not.
There is nothing to edit out.
I made it.
It's on a public channel.
It's the only video on the Final Storm Odyssey channel.
There you go.
I really enjoyed watching it for a little flashback to, I guess that was summer 2020 when he went to Virtuous Vigilante and Rolo did his best to boot it, to boost it.
And he did a fine job.
All right, fam.
Full house episode 159 is more or less in the bag here.
Please, if you have it in you and you like what we do, and as always, drop us a line to fullhouse show at protonmail.com.
I did go through the inbox and there were a couple loose ends.
Don't worry.
I didn't forget about you.
I don't lose track of those things.
We'll read them and address them soon, including I see you, Mr. Christian, there basically telling me I better convert or else get Sam's take on the good cop, bad cop, convert now or repent coach situation.
So with that said, thank you, Sam.
Thank you, Rolo.
Thank you to Larry in Absentia.
We love you, fam.
I hope you enjoyed this one.
It was fun to record.
And this is You're a Man or is it Be a Man by Hot Beef Injection?
Go ahead, Sam.
See ya.
See ya.
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