Most Embarrassing Rejections Women Have Faced... w/ SNEAKO
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After our edition, quick announcements before we get into the show, guys.
Number one, rumble.com slash fresh and fit.
That is the home base for us.
So if you ever want to be able to find us, if we get canceled or something like that, you know exactly where to find us.
Rumble.com slash fresh and fit.
Also, castleclub.tv, guys, where all of our content is.
Matter of fact, Bills, do you have it ready?
Yeah, so guys, we're going to go ahead and show you guys an example of how to find all of our content.
As you guys know, we've had to take down a bunch of our stuff on YouTube, and you might not be able to find certain interviews that you're looking for.
But we're going to go ahead and make sure that they're all over here for you guys on Castle Club.
So when you're on Castle Club, guys, how you find it?
Are we going to go from the beginning, I guess?
Oh, you want to go from the beginning?
Yeah, so let's do it from the beginning.
So let's say you're there in the newsfeed, right, or whatever, and you're here, etc.
This is Bill's account here.
You can see here Bill Stein.
This is his account.
And we go into content, right, and you click this, and then you're going to hit...
All on the right, and it says playlist.
And then here you go.
You click videos and then bam.
Special events, daytime show, a fresh match, Money Mondays, gaming streams, we got FedReacts episodes, behind the scenes specials, Frank Castles, Womanizer Wednesdays, right?
The dating stuff.
And then the legacy content is where we're going to put A lot of the old videos that you guys might not be able to find right now that are kind of...
Luckily, we backed up all of our content.
Shout out to Mo for doing that because we knew that this day might come where we'd have to delete stuff off YouTube or we'd get canceled or whatever.
So it's all going to be there in the Lexi concert.
Because someone asked me the other day.
Yesterday, actually, I was on FedRex.
Hey, where's the ChessBraw interview?
And I was like, oh, shit, I think it's on Rumble.
And it's not there.
So we got to put it on here for you guys.
Also, Patreon is no longer a use.
So don't stop to that.
It's up to Castle Club.
Because people are like, oh, on Patreon, bro, we don't We don't post it no more.
Yeah, we don't post it anymore.
No more.
And Mo, we need to make a playlist for Patreon videos.
Yeah, yeah.
For back in the day.
That's what's coming up next?
No, that's already there.
That's under exclusive content.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, okay.
That's exclusive content.
Can you edit it and make sure to put like slash Patreon so they know?
Yes.
So all the old stuff, like our Patreon videos, are all there as well.
And then that's under exclusive extra content.
So we'll put that there for you guys.
But guys, we literally are going to put everything here.
Mo's going to be uploading a bunch of stuff like a madman.
So anything that you guys need is all going to be on Cast Club, man.
Because guys, that's what it is, man.
That's YouTube for you.
You've got to, you know, play by the rules.
So we can't put certain videos on there.
So what else?
Yeah, that's pretty much.
Oh, Yacht Party.
Yacht Party is going to be July 12th, I believe.
And we're going to push it back.
You want to do Friday or Saturday?
Friday, I think.
Friday, right, guys?
That's the 12th.
We could do a vote.
How about we do a vote for the chat?
Friday or Saturday if they'd rather have the yacht party.
Let's ask the chat and see what they say.
Can we put a poll, Bills?
Saturday.
Or Chris, actually, do the poll.
In Vegas, the 28th, for Power Slap.
Yes, we'll be there.
So we might do an after hours over there in Vegas for you guys.
With Rolo Tomasi and all of them and Michael Sartain.
Because, yeah, we just got the news today that we got this Rumble event.
So we're going to go to that and then we're going to push back the boat show.
Sorry, the boat show.
The yacht party.
We're going to have a bunch of girls there.
120 spots.
Maybe 70, 80 of them are going to go to girls, guys.
And we're going to have a certain amount of VIPs.
And we're going to have a certain amount of regular.
And we're going to have open bar, free food, all that other stuff.
We're going to be giving away a Rolex.
It's going to be a litty.
Yeah, open bar, bro.
Not for you, Chris.
Open bar.
Because it's a lot of money, but we're going to go for y'all.
Not for you, Chris.
Yeah, because last time we had our yacht party, that was one of the complaints that there wasn't an open bar.
So, hey, we're going to fix it.
We're going to get the open bar for you guys.
Yeah, it's not cheap, guys.
$3,500.
But, hey, you know, it's a networking event.
We're going to have other creators there.
It's going to be a good time.
It's going to be a 100-foot yacht.
It's going to be fucking exclusive.
It's going to be lit.
We're going to be in Miami.
So, yeah, that's what it is, man.
And don't worry, we're going to have other meetups in the future that will be cheaper.
But this one's a yacht, and we're obviously having an open bar.
We're kind of doing it big, giving away a Rolex there.
You know, it is what it is, man.
It costs a lot of money to hold these events, so that's what it is.
And you're going to be in our trailer for all the other events.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to be doing an IRL stream, too, the whole time.
Yep.
We're going to be recording it and doing an IRL stream.
So it's going to be a good time, guys.
July 12th or 13th, depending on what you guys vote right here in the chat.
And, yeah.
But that's the VIP tickets.
The first of many.
Yes.
And then, Chris, go ahead.
We have a show on Monday.
Come on, man.
It's Mondays.
We're out here in Miami during the summertime.
You know, just making it happen.
My job's not easy.
Shout out to the team in the back.
Shout out to these guys.
Shout out to everybody who supports and, you know, whatever.
Other than that.
NRC Pucks on IG, ladies, please send me a DM. Guys, I know Myron and Fresh IGs are down, but any questions pertaining to anything else, I'll try to answer your questions, but if you don't have titties, you know, you don't get priority.
You know, as simple as that.
What?
Because I have to see you.
I have to compose the girls, man.
Who says that?
Me, I say that.
Anyways, shout out to you too.
Follow me on Twitch, by the way.
Hey man, I got Instagram too, bro.
I just want to say what it is.
So we'll run a poll on YouTube and we'll run a poll on Castle Club.
And see, just out of curiosity, I want to see what you guys vote for.
If you guys want Friday or Saturday.
I'm thinking they're probably going to want Saturday so they can come into Miami on Friday and not have to worry too much.
So we'll see what happens.
But other than that, any other announcements?
I do not have a Twitter, by the way.
FYI. Thank God.
Me and Fresh have Twitters, because we're banned on Instagram.
Well, I got Instagram too, nigga, but...
Alright, but ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living.
Diggs had us, and you want to, of course...
Your body count.
We'll start right here.
Welcome to the show.
Welcome back to the show.
Hi, everyone.
My name is Kyria.
I'm 20, and I'm engaged, and I'm a project coordinator right now, and I also do social media on the side.
How many times have you been on the show before?
I don't know.
I feel like this is my fourth time.
Where are your parents from?
Indonesia.
Your full background?
Indonesian, Mongolian, and Chinese.
One is half-half and one is fully Indonesian.
What's your dating status now?
Engaged.
There you go.
How'd you guys meet again?
We met at a juice shop in New York on 9-11.
Which was our anniversary for the past three years.
The beverage!
I need a note!
What was the pickup line that got you?
I don't know.
I wanted a job because I just moved to New York, but he thought I was too small to work in a juice shop, so he offered me a free drink, which I declined, but got his number instead, and then we just hung out that day.
You got his number?
Yeah.
Here he is.
Damn.
Okay.
So, where are you from originally?
You said you were working in New York City, but where did you grow up?
Plantation, Davie area.
Oh, okay.
Plantation, Florida.
Okay, and then highest education level completed, bachelor's or?
Some college.
Okay, so high school is the highest completed.
Mm-hmm.
And then relationship status, you said engaged.
Are your parents still together?
Yep.
Okay, birth control for you?
Nope.
Okay, and then, yeah, okay, that's good.
All right, welcome back.
Body count.
Thank you.
Hi, my name is Kendra.
Hi, my name is Kendra.
Hey, I'm 20 years old.
For my day job, I work in a real estate office with my mom.
If you want some land, hit me up.
Oh, I got you, girl.
We're gonna talk after.
No, for real.
But I'm a model.
I've been passionate about modeling for some years now, so we're really getting into it.
I'm starting to get paid bookings and stuff, so I'm excited.
Where was the other...
Where are you from originally?
Originally, I'm from Jacksonville, Florida, but I live in Fort Lauderdale.
Okay.
Highest education level completed for you?
High school?
I went to modeling and acting school, so like, I don't know if that's like a trade, but it was like six months, so high school.
Okay.
Relationship status?
I'm single.
Still?
Damn.
Are your parents together?
I choose to be single.
I'm trying to focus on my career and know they're not together.
We believe you.
Not too much, Moe.
We believe you.
Birth control for you?
No, no birth control.
Okay.
And then racial background is black?
Mixed.
Black as hell.
Black and what?
White?
No, black, white, Hispanic, Native American.
Who's white, your dad or your mom?
My mom's grandma.
My mom's grandma is Irish.
Okay, so your mom is half black, half white?
My mom is Jamaican, Cuban, Irish.
My dad is Native American, Puerto Rican, Dominican, and black.
You know what I do?
If someone's talking to me, I close my eyes and imagine, what color race are there?
And then I was like, oh wait, you somewhere black?
Yeah, I'm black.
I'm black.
I can say the N word, I'm black.
Say it.
Okay.
Okay.
Who's up next here?
Hi, everyone.
My name is Maylene.
I'm in the United States Navy.
How old are you?
I'm 22.
Okay.
Where are you originally from?
I'm originally from Miami, Florida.
Okay.
You said Navy.
Did you enlist?
Are you there active?
Actually, today is my last day, but I'm going reserves tomorrow.
Oh, wow.
There you go.
You're just completing your contract.
You did a four-year, I'm guessing?
Five years.
You did a five-year contract.
So you came in at 17.
Yeah, I joined.
I was in boot camp when I was 17.
I turned 18 in boot camp.
Okay.
So you were active and now you're gonna go reserve?
Yes.
Okay.
What was your MOS in the Navy?
I was an aviation ordinance man.
Okay.
All right.
Highest education level complete.
I'm gonna put high school or did you do your GI Bill and go to college?
I'm actually gonna go to school right now.
Okay.
But you could put in associates.
Okay, you got your associates with the military?
Yes.
Okay.
What'd you get it in?
General education, so far.
You want to be a teacher?
No, I'm going to be a pilot.
Okay.
A pilot?
Sounds fun.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
Stop the show.
Where are you going to fly?
I want to fly a jet in the military.
Well, at least she'll be by herself.
Thank God!
Can you imagine?
Can you imagine?
American Airlines pulling up, you're like, she's a pilot?
Hell no, nigga!
I'm just saying.
That's fair.
Relationship status?
I have a boyfriend.
Okay, how long have you been together?
We've been together for two and a half years now.
How'd you guys meet?
Right in the Navy.
On a ship.
Is he still active or is he getting out too?
He is active.
Right now he's on his way to Hawaii.
Oh, he is active.
Sorry.
Alright, so in a relationship for two and a half years, are your parents still together?
No, they're not.
Okay, birth control for you?
No, Plan B. Oh, there you go.
And then, what's your ethnic background?
I'm Hispanic.
Nicaragua and Honduras.
Okay.
I like the way you say that.
Nicaragua.
Alright, cool.
What about you?
Welcome back.
Hi, I'm June.
I'm 23, about to turn 24 in August.
Where are you from?
I'm originally from Thailand.
I used to live in Jacksonville before.
And then I moved to Miami like a year ago.
Okay, what do you do for work?
I'm in school.
Still get my esthetician's license.
Wait, you're full-time in school?
Yeah.
Full-time student?
Yeah, full-time student.
Okay.
And recently just dating.
Dating in a relationship.
Oh, okay.
So what are you majoring in in college?
Esthetician.
Oh, you're...
Okay, so you're in esthetician school.
Yeah.
Okay, so you're like in a trade school.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Alright, I thought you were cemented by...
I know.
That's what you have.
Alright, so you're in esthetician school right now.
And then you said you're in a relationship?
Yes.
How long y'all been together?
We...
Three months now.
Oh, okay.
Still new.
Like, very brand new.
I gotta ask, how'd you guys meet?
You're single.
We met in a restaurant.
Literally.
Which one?
Keku.
Is it the lounge or the actual restaurant?
The lounge.
The funny story is that we've been met two years ago, but I don't remember how we met.
Yeah, but we never like we just more like talk and then exchange a number.
But like, I don't know how I might drunk, but like just never.
Is he black or white?
He's white man.
White man.
Ling Ling?
Okay.
So wait, let me get this straight.
So y'all had met before, but then just nothing ever transpired?
Yeah, we never actually go to hang out or like, you know, have a dinner or anything.
Okay, so who flaked?
You flaked on him probably a couple of times?
No, guess what?
I hit him up and he just never responded.
Damn.
And he met me again and then we exchanged for the number and then my number popped up since 2021.
Is he a promoter?
No, no, no.
Just a regular...
Money.
You should have the money.
Money.
No, no, no, but overall, he's very sweet, so that's what I'm looking for.
That's not true!
That is true, come on!
You like the money, Ling Ling!
I think it's great.
That's where she met.
I love Gecko, man.
Fuck fine dining, bro.
I love it.
Anyway, so, yeah, so that's where she met him.
So, you guys, I mean, just to put things in perspective, if you try to get a steak at this place, it's going to run you at least $80 to $100.
God!
It's a steak, though.
Respectfully, we can go to Longhorn.
Oh, my God!
I don't know.
Wait, wait, wait.
Just so the audience understands, like, what kind of restaurant this is.
First date, Longhorn.
You cool with that?
Give me some steak, eight ounce.
What about Cheesecake Factory?
Cheesecake Factory, cool?
- I'm not bad.
- Chili's.
- I mean, the three for 10?
- The three for 10 go red.
I'm not no two girl though, but it's like, you know, I'm not finna, I'm not, you know.
- Are you on birth control?
Yes, I am.
And you're full-time, right?
Yes, I'm full-time.
Both of my parents tie.
Are your parents together?
No, actually he cheated on my mom's.
For the money?
No.
Actually, he shit on my mom when I was like pregnant, so I never get to see my dad until I was 13.
No way!
No chicken taco!
No way!
Jackie!
Alright.
I'm a happy family, but I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Alright.
Awesome.
Alright, what about you?
What's your name?
My name is Tempest.
Hey, y'all!
I'm sorry, Tempest?
Yes, sir.
Okay, how old are you?
I'm 20.
Alright, where are you from?
I'm from Broward County, Florida.
Oh, shit.
What town specifically?
You could say, like, Lauderhill Plantation Area.
Okay.
Alright.
What do you do for?
My day job, I'm a server, but I model and I make wigs.
You make wigs?
She do.
Highest education level completed for you?
High school.
Our relationship status?
I'm single.
Does anyone in here have on a wig from your expertise?
Kindred only has one on.
She did my hair before though.
She doesn't have one on today.
How do you tell when someone is wearing a wig?
You can tell.
You can tell.
Like, just look right here.
If you see a little line.
You can see it.
Yeah, the lace.
And it is what it is.
But it is what it is because it's an illusion.
It's not, you know?
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Whatever works.
All right.
Are your parents still together?
No, my parents are not together.
Divorced, okay.
Yes.
Birth control for you?
No.
Okay.
What's your ethnic background?
I'm American and Bahamian.
My mom's American and my dad's Bahamian.
Okay.
She's a...
Black.
I hate this term.
Foundationally Black American?
Yes.
Apparently not.
No.
Well...
You're considered not because you're Bahamian.
Yeah.
I'm from Barbados.
Some are considered not Black as well.
Got in a whole fucking discussion about this on Twitter.
Today I got pulled over on the highway from a cop and then I was like, alright, I'm Black.
Just stay calm.
And I said to the officer, officer, I know I'm Black, but give me a ticket.
I love black.
What?
I love black.
And Myron, part...
What did you say?
I don't know my story.
It's fine.
Sorry.
Myron, even half ethnicity disqualifies.
Anything.
Really?
Yeah.
So her mom is FBA, but her dad isn't.
Okay.
Awesome.
Okay.
What about you?
What's your name?
My name is Kayla, but I go by Casey.
Kayla.
Okay.
How old are you, Kayla?
I'm 24.
Where are you from?
I'm from here, originally Miami, Florida.
Okay.
What do you do for it?
I'm in between jobs, I ain't gonna lie.
I'm looking for a job.
So, unemployed.
For now, for now, for now.
For now.
What do you, highest education is almost completed for you?
Right now I'm at MDC, trying to get an associate's degree for business administration and human resources.
Okay, so you're in school at MDC right now.
Yeah, since 2020, and we're in 2024.
Holy smokes, nigga!
You're in school?
What the fuck?
Yeah, I have a toddler, that's why.
I'm a mom.
So you take part-time classes?
Is that what it was?
I do, yeah.
Relationship status?
I'm waiting on my baby daddy.
He's in Texas.
Married.
Married to you?
No, someone else.
What the fuck?
Yo, question a question.
Why'd he leave?
I was a little toxic.
A little?
Yeah.
No, you were toxic.
Damn.
Was he black?
Leave the state.
No, he wasn't black.
Hispanic?
Yes.
Honduran.
Oh, shit.
You're a cousin.
He was definitely black.
Okay, I'm trying to understand this.
How long were you guys in a relationship prior?
How old is your kid?
He's three years old.
So you guys were in a relationship prior?
Yes.
And then, when did he leave?
How long ago?
A year ago.
And he's married?
Yeah.
He left quick.
So, prior to meeting him, he had a whole kid.
Okay, so he already had a child.
Yeah, he had a child.
Was he with this woman?
Yes, from Honduras.
Oh, babies.
And so, basically, well, he told me he wasn't with her.
He was the one who was living in Texas, because I was living in Texas for a minute.
He was.
And then basically what happened was like, I believe the whole story.
My mom fell for the same thing.
Yeah.
And so basically that happened.
Got back with her.
He pregnated her, I ain't gonna lie.
Yeah.
Again?
And I went back to him.
Even after he did that.
Unfortunately.
And then he gave you a kid.
Yeah, and then he gave me a kid, yeah.
All right, so just so I understand this correctly.
He was with a woman in Texas.
Gets her pregnant.
No, no, no, Honduras.
I met him in Texas.
Okay, that's what I mean.
Okay, so he got her pregnant in Honduras.
Yeah.
Okay, then they're now in Texas, and then he has a kid with her.
Then he breaks up with her, gets with you.
Says, I'm done with her.
Has a kid with you.
No, he has a kid with me until after he impregnates her with another kid.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
I was going to get to that.
So he had a kid with her first, then left her, got with you, had a kid with you, then went back to her and got another kid with her.
So he has two kids with her, one kid with you.
No, so basically I went back with him when he impregnated.
So my kid is last.
While she was pregnant.
Yeah, so my kid was last.
So he had a baby on the way already?
Yeah, he had a baby on the way already.
When he met you?
Yes.
When he separated from me.
Okay.
Yeah, I know.
It's complicated, I know.
He's a real nigga.
So two kids with her and then one kid with you.
Yep.
Okay.
So you're waiting for him, you said, to get right and get back with you?
He's supposedly going to move to Miami.
That's what he said.
- Girl, you hear her?
- It's a lot of about her. - I wanna move on now.
- Why you fucking lying?
Why you always lying?
Oh my God, stop fucking lying.
- Yeah, that's right. - He's definitely lying. - All right. - That make a line.
He's definitely lying.
Wait, hold on.
So this time we're gonna make him pull up So you're, I guess, so
You're saying that you're single but not really Yeah.
It's complicated.
Let's see if you met a guy that was successful, good-looking, tall, had everything that you want, bells and whistles, you wouldn't take him serious?
I would, but I don't know.
He's got to show up.
So she's a single if the right guy shows up.
All right.
Are your parents still together?
No, unfortunately.
I can tell.
Are you on birth control or no?
- I'm not, no. - Oh, that's all he is. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - Yo. - What's your ethnic background?
I'm Hispanic.
From Nicaragua.
Okay, Nicaragua.
Nicaragua.
Nicaragua!
So your kid is literally the same makeup as her?
Nicaraguan and Honduran?
Yeah.
Goddamn neighbors, bro!
Body count?
Oh, Chris?
Body count?
Three.
Hundred?
Three.
Literally three.
Why is everybody drinking?
Let me take a shot real quick.
We all know girls lie about their body counts, but that's fine.
Do men lie about their body counts?
Yeah, they do.
They're more inclined to lie about it upwards versus women who lie about it downwards.
I mean, you're from the Navy, so I already know guards are freaky over there, man.
*laughter* Yeah, Nippy's ain't no!
There's your backs, bro!
Nicola!
Nicola, man!
What's the hangar, bro?
Navy Bunnies?
They'll be hopping around.
Last but not least, what's your name?
Beverly.
How old are you, Beverly?
26.
Where are you from?
I'm from Denver, Colorado.
Do you live here in Miami now or are you just visiting?
I do live here in Miami now.
What made you make the move here?
I just wanted something different.
I was splitting my time between Denver and Breckenridge, and then I came here with my boyfriend, and we've been in Miami since August.
You look familiar.
Yeah, I was on before.
Oh, here?
Yeah, in October.
Alright, what do you do for work?
I have a few jobs.
I work for a CPG food brand incubator, so I work with specialty and natural foods that you'd see in Whole Foods and Sprouts.
Is it a food distributor, you said, or a food incubator?
A food brand incubator.
What does that mean?
So that means, like, Shark Tank for food brands.
People come to me, I can get them funding, I get their marketing, their pricing, I get them shelf placements, and I focus on natural and specialty, so like Fresh Market, Trader Joe's, Whole Foods, Sprouts.
Okay.
So hippies that want to start some kind of food line, they go to her, and she puts them in Trader Joe's.
People with money, but also hippies, I guess, yeah.
Yeah, okay, so you do that.
Hey, man!
So you help food brands get started, and then what else?
Anything else?
I also do OnlyFans and I also model.
I've been modeling for eight years.
I look at someone like, damn!
That shit shocked me!
Okay, you said you model, food brand, incubator, and OF. What is the predominant income here from these three?
The predominant income would be the career job, the CBG. The food brand?
Yeah.
And that doesn't, like, does the OnlyFans, like, inhibit that at all as far as, like, people wanting to, like...
I keep it separate, not the same names.
What if they find out?
Oh, I use a fake name.
Oh, that's how it's happened.
Oh.
Yeah, it's happened before.
How did it play out?
How did it play out?
It was actually like a women supporting women company that found my Instagram and they were like, hey, we don't want her to represent us on the sales side.
It's just like a little bit racy.
The grocery industry is very old school.
Very like family driven.
And so they just told me like, change your name.
So I changed my name and you know, I love that company.
I've gotten like raises every quarter.
So that's great.
I love that job.
Yeah.
I'll stay there forever.
They don't care about the OF? No, there's, I kind of have dirt on everyone in my company, like a little bit of something on everybody.
So everybody has their like dark side, which has been really cool.
What's your background?
Are you from Johannesburg?
No.
Okay.
You know, I was going to say something else.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know.
Wait, you're not one of those boys?
One of them boys.
No.
What's your background?
My mom is white and my dad is black and Native American.
Twins.
What native of them?
What tribe?
Choctaw.
Oh, my dad is Cherokee.
So you're white and black.
Okay.
So through a blackmail, they can't do anything to you.
Okay.
Interesting.
Okay.
Highest education level completed for you.
I went to Tufts University, got my bachelor's.
Okay, so you went to, where is that?
Somerville, Massachusetts, if I'm not mistaken.
Somerville, Medford.
Yeah, tough sucks.
Okay.
Yeah, tough sucks, bro.
Tough when you didn't go to Ivy League.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, are your parents still together?
Yes, they are.
What do they think about the OF? Whatever makes me money and doesn't reflect poorly on them.
Damn!
It's not my name.
It's not my name.
Oh, they don't even know.
They know.
You said you're in a relationship.
How long have you been together?
Two and a half years.
What does he do?
He does software sales and he also is a mixologist at night.
What's a mixologist?
Drinks, I think.
Like a bartender?
Like a specialized bartender.
Yeah.
Does like special things.
That's cool.
I've never heard that term before.
Mixologist.
A mixologist.
Okay.
Fancy, right?
What's your...
Hopefully he's not making those...
What's that guy's name again?
The old guy that got in trouble for the roofy stuff.
Not roofy stuff.
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby?
I mean, I could call myself a professional street inspector, but I'm homeless.
You know what I'm saying?
Fucking crazy, bruh.
Okay, these crazy terms.
Okay, is that birth control for you?
Yes.
Yes?
Okay.
And then you said you're weighing black.
Alright, cool.
Body count?
Man, you already...
Come on, man.
I got you.
It's over 9,000!
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Cool.
So we got a special guest in the house, guys.
So we're going to go ahead and get off of YouTube pretty much like right now.
We got the girls introduced, etc.
We have a discussion.
Did you want to kick off the first question so they have an idea?
Yes, actually we can.
So ladies...
What's the first question before we bring the special guest in?
Have you ever been out before with your girls and for some reason she cock-boxed you with a guy?
Tell us a story.
I don't got one of those stories.
Never?
Unfortunately.
Okay, so cock block them with a guy that they wanted?
Yes.
Is the question?
Yes.
Okay, so you've been out with your girls, and she impeded your ability to attract the guy.
100%.
She knew that the guy liked you, and she was like, no, we're going home, girl.
Or like, oh, no, we're going over here.
Come over here, girl.
No.
All right.
Guys, come on over to Rumble.
We're going to switch.
You want to leave?
Yeah.
We're going to do a switch now, guys.
Come on over to Rumble.
I mean, if you're going to stay on YouTube, that's fine, but it's just going to be blurry, and you won't be able to hear or see anything.
Pretty much.
So come on over to Rumble, ninjas.
Bills, let me know when we're green light, and we're good.
Also, Mo?
Mo, let us know.
I will.
Alright, we're going to do a transition now, guys.
So come on over, rumble.com slash fresh and fit.
Let's get those numbers up.
Rumble's the home base of free speech.
And also Yacht Party, July 12th.
Yes, we'll wait for that, yeah.
Yacht Party, July 12th, guys, or 13th.
What did the polls say, by the way?
Oh, we didn't do one there.
Yes, Saturday.
They want Saturday?
13th.
13th.
Okay, lucky 13th.
So we will go ahead and do the Yacht Party on July 13th, guys.
Y'all said it.
That was from YouTube?
Good, good.
Yeah, we're good.
Okay, we're on Rumble now.
Let's go ahead and get Sneeko in.
Welcome to the show my friend.
Welcome Sneeko.
He's back on Twitch.
- Where's my round of applause?
- Yeah, yeah, we got you.
- Hey.
I didn't think you were actually gonna do it.
- Woo!
- Hey!
Your teeth are fixed.
Hey, they're fixed.
I'm feeling good.
Just straight from the dentist.
Right on Fresh and Fit.
It's good to be back.
There you go, man.
Cocoon!
Punch!
Chris had to do that, huh?
Chris.
Really, Chris?
That's funny, though.
I can't even lie.
It's sensitive, Chris.
Okay.
It's not.
It's fine.
Everything's good.
One of the boys.
One of the boys.
So the question was, have you ever been out with your girlfriend?
I can't even introduce myself.
Sorry, my bad.
Go ahead.
My bad, bro.
Okay, maybe they don't know who I am.
They want to say hello.
No, Freshman.
How are you guys doing?
Hi.
My name is Sneeko.
I'm a Rumble streamer.
Banned on YouTube.
Recently unbanned on Twitch.
Fresh teeth.
How do my teeth look?
Which teeth are we looking at?
Some of them are not better.
I don't think so.
I mean, did you get a cavity or did you get like gingivitis?
It was a little bit different than that, but yeah Well, I got in a fight two days ago on an event, but a lot of people don't know what it was about So I kind of want to explain it, but I mean you want to eat Sure, go ahead, bro.
Let's play it.
No?
Play the clip.
You have a clip that you want us to play specifically?
I mean, everyone's seen it has like 17 million views, but I'll just explain it.
Okay.
Okay, well first, to preface this, are you guys in support of, you're in support of Palestine, correct?
Like unanimous at the table?
I don't care.
You don't care about genocide?
Okay, besides the point.
Anyway, there's a genocide going on in Palestine, and there's a nation of Israel that's committing the genocide, and there's this movement called America First, which is the strongest American movement that's resisting that right now.
So I went to support my friend Nick Fuentes, who had an event, you know, gathering a lot of people who are pro-America First.
This guy's the future president of America.
So I went over there, but they canceled the venue.
Want to know why?
Because the people who own the venue are in support of Israel, and so they had to move the event three times, and the event was like, he had to go in the streets with a megaphone.
Yeah.
And so it kept getting pushed.
Y'all found out that they said that they're Zios?
Yeah, definitely.
Why else would they cancel the...
Like, after they found out that it was America First.
They're trying to say that they didn't know that it was going to be him.
That's a lie.
But I'm like, that's bullshit.
Yeah, I was going to say, I know that's bullshit.
So it's got to be people who are in support of the genocide.
And so when they moved the venue to the fourth place, and so we're in a small place, we're in a bar.
It was like 500 people.
There were 1,500 that came all the way to Detroit.
Have you ever been to Detroit?
Nobody's been to fucking Detroit.
Nobody wants to go over there.
It's a garbage city.
One of the worst cities in America.
Garbage city.
I would never go there again, and hopefully I don't have to go.
But the venue was moved to a small little bar, and there's music blasting, but all these actual politicians and serious people are giving speeches regardless, and the movement is so strong that people are listening, and it was good.
But, when they started hearing the speeches, they started messing up with the event.
They started playing loud music, they started interrupting the speeches, and when Nick Fontes was supposed to speak, they started interrupting, they unplugged the microphone, they cut it off short, they started blasting Sexy Red.
Are you serious?
Sexy Red, yeah.
And they don't know all this stuff, and the guy who was doing it, maybe he got a call from the manager, but it was the security guard.
And the security guard started taunting everybody, flicking everybody off, like flicking people.
He was calling women whores in the beginning, like a woman next to me, my friend Dr.
Lupus on Twitter, called her a whore, called her daughter, all this stuff.
And I taunt it back, and then the guy jumps down, does a big Superman punch, hits me in the face, and then falls to the ground, and then runs to the back.
And so I got some teeth chipped, and then they're all fixed now.
Two and a, one and a half.
Okay.
We're good.
We're all good.
A random guy?
This one's the security guard?
He was the security guard at the venue.
He probably got the call from the manager to shut it down.
Wait to show him on screen, actually.
This guy that did this heinous crime.
The other important thing also to note is that people try to say that you flipped his hat, but he flipped your hat first.
Well, he was flicking people in the front of the crowd.
Like, you could see him flicking people.
So, I mean, I taunt back, and then he jumps in the crowd and hits me in the face.
That's exactly what happened.
That's how everybody who was there gets here.
And then when he landed, he fell, and then he ran away.
And then he ran, yeah.
So he fell to the ground.
I was still standing.
And then afterwards, I look out.
I was dazed for a bit.
It was a big punch.
He, like, literally jumped off the stage and hit me right here.
It looks fake to me, but then it was so good.
No, there's a couple of angles you could see where it was.
I think a lot of people were confused about what happened.
I don't think that they thought that I got punched, because I was just there and I started smiling, like, oh, I got hit in the face.
And then he runs to the back, and then that was pretty much it afterwards.
Did he get in legal trouble?
Yeah, did you, like, press charges?
Well, I don't want to say any of that stuff yet, but what I do want to say is, like, people are calling me a snitch because the police started asking me questions.
There was a big commotion outside, and they came up to me, and so, yeah, I answered the questions, but it's not like, oh, you're a snitch.
Anybody would do the same thing.
Respectfully, if you knock my teeth, I'm telling.
Period.
Period.
The police are there.
They asked me what happened.
that had a lot of blood and there was commotion so I explained the situation and that's all going to be important.
I think you have it, right, Bills?
Yeah, I want to see this clip.
Yeah, I want to see this clip.
I'm glad you're okay, though.
It could have been worse.
We'll show.
Now y'all got the full story because a lot of people think like you antagonize them by yourself and you started or whatever, but he was the one starting shit.
So, so I didn't know that.
So you guys, so AFPAC gets canceled.
Yeah.
Right.
They say, Oh, it still happens.
See, I don't want the leftists and the people, the haters to say like, Oh, it got canceled.
It still happened.
It still goes on.
You guys held it at a club.
The show goes on.
And then at this club, Once they heard the speeches, they started to get freaked out, and they started shutting it down.
Exactly.
Not just before that, there were people standing on top.
So when everyone's flipping them off, saying boo boo and everything, that's because they were shutting down the venue.
Because they shut down the venue early, before Nick even got to say his speech, really.
He got to say a few words, but they cut it off short, they started blasting music, they interrupted the microphone mid-speech.
Who was giving their speech, and then you noticed that they started putting music on?
Who started saying shit?
I think it was Jared Taylor.
Jared Taylor?
There was three speakers, and I think it was halfway through the last one right before Nick was supposed to talk.
And then that's when it got us freaking out.
And that's when it started.
And I was getting upset.
I mean, the one thing that I do have to say, I was a little bit annoyed that there were not other people.
We saw the security guard taunting everybody and unplugging the microphone.
I was trying to unplug the music.
The fourth venue we go to, people were all over the world to come to Detroit.
Yeah.
People came from Copenhagen, from all over the world.
Yeah, 2,000 seats sold out.
And they're going to try to sabotage it.
I want to stand up for it.
How many people went to TPUSA? This had way more energy.
TPUSA was born old vaccinated boomers.
They think Trump's the messiah.
It was not any sort of energy at all.
If you see these people, you would understand.
I want all the ladies here to know, because you might think I'm yapping.
This is the future of America.
America First is a movement.
What happened?
I genuinely think Nick Fuentes is going to be the future president of America.
His name is Nick Fuentes.
He's mostly white, but he's part of Mexican.
And he supports America.
That's the strongest movement.
Who supports Palestine here?
I mean, I want all that stuff to stop.
It's not really something that I get into, because it's like, I just pray for peace.
Well, if you pray for peace and you're in support of Palestine, because they're being genocided right now.
They're taking their food away, they're killing people, they're killing children, they're killing safe zones, they're violating international law.
So who would you vote for?
Right now?
It has to be Trump, but even then, he's still in support of Israel for the most part, which is disappointing.
But it's because every single president in America, all the politicians, has to show allegiance to Israel.
Next time you watch a debate, I don't know if you've ever seen one, they have a star, a little badge on their suit with the Israeli flag.
Yeah, like the David star.
Exactly.
Why?
We're American.
Why do they have the Star of David?
That makes me swear on the Bible, but you have the Star of David?
These are different religions.
And so people are starting to wake up to this, and this is what America First is all about.
So I'm really in support of that, and this is the future.
And that's why I got hit in the face and I had to go to the dentist today, but I'm good.
I was a little loopy.
I didn't want to stream today, but I gotta keep going, man.
You can't show weakness.
This was literally two days ago, by the way, too.
That's crazy.
It happened.
I booked the first flight, came right back to Miami, started streaming, and I'm back here.
All right, you got a video?
Yep.
Nice, nice, nice.
Yeah, I wanted to go, but there was no flights from Miami to Detroit, man, so I couldn't fucking get out there, because we didn't finish our stream until 3.30 in the morning on Friday, so...
What is this video?
Who posted this one?
I don't know.
Whose video is this one?
This one, X. Is it, uh, which...
I don't know who puts...
Yeah, that's the one, this one.
Okay, 40 seconds.
Go ahead and play.
Could be a hater, but...
Okay, fuck you!
This is the guy who's savage hot.
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Right now, he's right.
Yeah, no, he ran to the back right there.
Let's go.
Jake, come on.
Let's go.
No, no, no, no, no.
My teeth hurt.
Your teeth were watching that?
Yeah.
That's a really good part of my teeth, so I was a little bit of a smile.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, that was just out of nowhere.
Like, unprovoked.
Well, provoked, but to the wrong person, I feel like.
Barely.
Crazy shit.
That's crazy.
I have a crazy chin.
I'm surprised.
I fought Sean Strickland.
Do you know him?
UFC champion.
I didn't get knocked out.
This one is Superman punch from a stage.
I'm like, how am I not going to...
I think that's kind of what I'm laughing like.
Again?
And I just...
I don't know what it's going to take.
When I finally take my first fight this year, it's going to be difficult for the opponent.
I can't lie to you, bro.
You got a strong chin, bro.
Yeah.
Pause.
If anything.
Also, I just want to shout out two things.
I'm also banned on Instagram.
So follow me on Telegram.
I started a new Telegram.
It's a free speech app.
I had 1.6 million followers on Instagram.
So if you want to see secret knowledge, if you want to see unreleased footage, all that stuff, go to Sneak of Society on Telegram.
It should be the link in the description if we could add that.
I'm trying to promote that more.
We all got banned for the same reason on Instagram as fucking gay.
For being anti-Israel.
What do they say in the guidelines?
We got banned for dangerous organizations.
Well, they didn't send an email.
They didn't send an email, but we heard word from insiders and stuff like that.
It's because association with dangerous organizations, which is funny.
That's what they ban terrorists for.
If you're in association with the people who are committing genocide, you're fine.
But it's a dangerous organization if you talk to girls on a show.
I don't even understand.
What are we part of?
I don't know.
What has America come to, really?
What has it really come to?
She don't care, bro.
I just got my nails done before I came here.
Shout out to my nails.
So did you want to go back to your...
Anything else, Nico, that you want to add to that?
No, it's gonna be back.
Okay.
So the question is, have you ever been cock-blocked by, I'd love to talk politics with these girls, but I don't think they're equipped to talk about it, so we'll just go to the dating questions.
Definitely not.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, I don't think women should vote, but that's a whole other conversation.
I'm going to be honest.
You guys disagree?
I serve the country.
Honestly, I don't vote.
So I actually did mention this.
I think women that have served in the military or government work or whatever and have skin in the game, then your vote should be 50% of a man's.
No, they should be able to vote, but a majority of women...
A majority of women definitely, I don't think, should be able to vote.
I think you have to have skin in the game to be able to vote.
Own property, be involved in government service, be involved in the military, etc.
You got some skin in the game, then you can vote.
If you were going to vote, who would you vote for?
Probably Donald Trump.
I don't know, to be honest.
Okay.
Respectfully, I was going to say Trump, too.
I'm probably not going to vote, though.
I'm probably just going to be to my own.
Yeah, I'm probably going to do the same thing.
Fill your nails, relax on the beach.
See, y'all don't even vote anywhere.
What's the matter if I take that right away from you?
Y'all don't even vote anywhere.
I'll leave that to men.
That has nothing to do with it.
See, there you go.
There you go.
It does have to do with you.
If I'm not keeping up with politics, what am I voting for?
You live in the worst state to be a woman, pretty much.
Why, though?
Your actual birth control laws aren't great, but maybe your ways of gaining money and manipulating men are probably good here.
You can't take birth control in Florida?
No, abortion laws and things of that nature.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is that birth control or murder?
I said abortion.
I didn't say murder.
What do you guys think about abortion?
You said birth control.
Abortion is not birth control.
No, it's not.
Wait, you said abortion is not what?
Abortion is not birth control.
Oh, I thought you said abortion is not murder.
Right, so what do you not have in Florida?
You don't have the right to get an abortion.
You can't get an abortion.
No, you can get one.
After a span of weeks.
But I know they still offer the pill.
I don't know about the actual abortion service, but you can get an abortion pill.
So you can get one still a month and a half.
It's incredible when I hear that.
In Florida, can you really?
After a span of time, I'm pretty sure.
I don't know.
Six weeks.
And other states have it longer, so I mean, I wouldn't say...
It's incredible when women say, like, we don't have rights, the first right they bring up is murder.
But abortion aside, if we didn't have that issue, do you still think that women should vote?
That has nothing to do with abortion or birth control.
Exactly, that's what I said.
Abortion aside, if that wasn't up for debate and we're not voting for our rights...
If there was no abortion laws, if everybody could just go and kill their baby whenever they want to, should women vote?
None of us have ever grown up or experienced a world where we don't have rights.
Like, we can have a bank account, we can vote.
Like, you've never experienced what it's like to not have rights as a man.
Right.
Okay, but you said Florida's the worst state to have rights as a woman.
What else besides...
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Actually, I would tell you women have more rights and privileges than men do nowadays.
Privileges, yes.
Rights, too.
Yeah, I don't think...
Rights legally?
Yeah, I think you're right.
Yeah, like, for example, like, we have to enter into selective service.
You choose to go into and enlist into a military.
Yeah, like, you just made a new...
They're proposing it, but they've done this before.
It never gets passed.
They did this a few years ago where they tried to get women to register for Selective Service.
It's probably not going to make it through.
And then as far as rights go, men have no...
Because you're mentioning the ability to abort.
Well, at least women have that right.
Men don't have that right at all.
Yeah, they can't opt out to not being a parent.
I would feel like maybe the more equivalent would be like You know, like getting a vasectomy, more of like a operational thing, because I think you can choose not to have a child.
Well, they're bringing about a new birth control for men.
Yeah, I saw that.
I did see that.
The cream.
That's pretty cool.
That's kind of irrelevant, because at the end of the day, if you're pregnant and I say, no, please keep the kid, you can override me and say, no, I'm getting an abortion, and I have no say in that.
Women have unilateral control of who gets born in the United States and in most Western countries.
So I would say women have more rights than men.
Really?
Can you think of another?
Tell me another one.
Name one right or privilege that men have that women don't.
That men have that women don't have.
We have equal rights.
Guys, guys, guys, one mic at a time.
You just stop yapping if you don't got nothing to say.
I'm asking you, name one right or privilege that men have over women besides maybe being able to have sex with women and not be judged for it.
I can't think of any.
Can you think of any?
That's not a right.
I said right or privilege.
Just one.
You just said right, though.
I said rights or privilege.
Just one.
I'm opening it up for you.
That women have that men don't have.
Just one.
That's it.
You got this.
Woman.
She's thinking.
Yeah.
Think about this.
There's nothing.
There's just nothing.
Besides being a parent.
Think about this.
Women have more rights and privileges than men do in 2024.
All right.
There's just nothing.
You really got nothing?
Well, I just think women have more privileges maybe in terms of being able to manipulate other people to get money, but men also have that ability.
I don't think it's exclusive to one gender.
Then what about rights?
Let's stick legally.
Well, like, legally, then, yes.
But I was asked, like, dual question.
Like, rights and privileges.
So I'd say, like, rights in general, like, they are equal.
Like, does it play out in that way?
Like, in the field, maybe not.
It doesn't always feel that way.
But I think there are privileges that women have that men don't, but that would be because of, like...
Like, what impactful privilege, like, besides manipulating guys, like, what else is there?
Nothing.
You get into bars for free, you always get the benefit of your doubt, the family courts heavily favor you, men will give you money for simply existing.
I get on y'alls for free, y'all gotta pay for us.
Let's talk about it.
You can be a talentless bimbo and make a bunch of money off of simps.
Like, bro, the privileges are endless for women.
And then you're mentioning like, oh, well, men can finesse too.
Alright, dude, if I take, for every one man that finesses a woman out of her money, there's...
Thousands of women that finesse men out of their money.
How many of you have been on a free date with a guy that you didn't even like free dinner and been on a date with that guy?
Plenty of you have probably been on dates with dudes you don't even like and got a free dinner.
Just once.
Men, how often do we do that?
Almost never.
I always pay.
Just once.
Men don't have the same capability of finessing women.
Matter of fact, if a guy does finesse a woman, you know what they do?
They make a fucking Netflix documentary on it and make sure they embarrass him.
The tender swindler.
Remember that shit?
He does shit that bitches do every single day.
And they made a Netflix documentary on him about it.
But girls are out here doing that shit to men all the time.
If a guy does he's a fucking legend, if a girl does he's like, girl, me too.
That's some crazy shit.
No one cares when women finesse men, but they definitely care if a man finesses a woman and they make documentaries on it.
But there's a reason you believe that.
I want to ask you this follow-up question.
Do you think men and women are equal?
No.
Where do you think that we have differences?
I have one.
Start with you.
I think there are a lot of differences in how you are perceived in society and the values that you bring to the table.
Certain values are seen to be more beneficial as a man versus a woman, so you're treated differently.
So if we're not equal, why should we have equal rights?
Because I think there are innate human rights that everyone deserves.
Right, but children don't have the right to vote.
Because they're children.
Because they're not fully developed.
So are women.
Over the age of 18, though.
Because then would you date and sleep with someone who's under the age of 18?
No.
Then no.
Okay, but children and women still operate the same way.
The point is, children should have rights, right?
But they shouldn't vote because we know that they're not mentally capable of making decisions like that.
We should apply the same logic to women.
You know, just because everybody should be treated in a nice way.
We should be respectful to everybody.
But age doesn't mean, like, doesn't negate, like, gender doesn't negate age.
Like, once everyone's 18, you can vote.
But the same way that you say the mental immaturity of a child applies to how much rights they should have, the reason that children don't vote, we should take the mental immaturity of women and apply that to voting as well.
So you think that men are more mature than women?
Yeah, I was like, so psychologically, when you look at data, you see that women are emotionally and intellectually normally more mature than men.
So should men have to wait longer to vote?
Where is that?
What study is that?
I was like, you can really look that up.
Like, I would look that up right now.
Like, mentally and emotionally mature.
Really?
Yes.
Even, like, just life-wise, work-wise, I feel like women get their shit together before men do.
Women, like, I mean, men take longer to, like, do stuff.
For example, no disrespect, but, like, I have a sibling.
He's older than me.
He still lives at home.
And me, I left when I was 17.
So, like, why did it take him so long to, like, get his shit together and, like, leave the house?
He's still at home, you know?
It's just certain things that, like, women...
Women are more put together than males are.
That's what I believe.
Yeah, that's an outlier.
See, the expectation is different.
The reason that you bring that up is because he is an example of a loser.
He should get out the house.
If you were still living at home, nobody would call you a loser.
Be like, okay, she's waiting until she finds a husband.
The fact that he's still at home means that he is a loser and he should get his stuff together.
So the expectation there is that men have to perform.
Women don't really have to.
So again, what is maturity?
Well, in this case, we were talking about emotional and mental maturity of someone being capable of making a decision to vote.
Emotional maturity.
If women bleed once a month and are manipulated by their emotions and their bodily functions, how are they going to be consistently emotionally mature?
I think that's just hormones.
I don't really think that can negatively affect all of your decision making.
It does, though.
I think it can affect your decision making.
I don't think it affects your decision making like to not be able to follow rules or like not be able to drive a car or like forget how to do things like I think you know hormonally you can have things happen to you and you maybe make like decisions more emotionally but it doesn't make you unable to make a decision.
But it does make women more capable of making an emotional decision and operating based off hormones.
Yes.
Which means they're not going to be consistently mature.
If maturity is stoicism is doing the right thing when you're always supposed to, men throughout are always going to be more consistent just based off that.
I don't think your hormones dictate your maturity.
So what is the definition of maturity to you?
Well, because then if you get your period at 13 and you're a woman and you're mature, then you should be able to vote at 13 if we're going to go that way.
Really?
Because you just said that.
And drive and drink?
I'm sorry?
And drive and drink too?
And drive and drink too.
I don't think anyone drive and drinks.
I really hope not.
What was the topic again?
It was if men and women are equal.
If men and women are not equal and everybody understands that, why should we have equal rights if we're not equal?
And the best comparison is children.
Yeah, like being able to be a dad.
I feel like me personally, that's the only way that men and women aren't equal in the choice of, okay, I can have a kid right now.
If I decide to have a kid and you don't want the kid, you don't have a choice.
I can take you to court and you got to pay me.
That's the only difference I feel like.
We have control over that.
But when it comes to voting...
I'm just saying we should leave it to guys because guys are more logical because if everybody here believes that girls are more emotionally available and stuff like that and being able to be there, then you would think that guys are more logical and they think more advanced and are able to make more critical thinking decisions wiser, right?
Or is it just me?
It's probably just me.
I mean, I'm very much into politics, but I still don't really feel like voting.
I keep up with it daily.
I'll let my man do it for us.
Yeah, at the end of the day, I'm going to be like, who are you going to vote for?
And he's going to be like, oh, I'm going to vote for this person.
Okay, I'm going to vote for this person.
I mean, proof of that is 70%.
70% of American female voters voted for Joe Biden.
I think over half of them now regret it.
So it shows how easily manipulated they are.
And now you're Trump supporter because you were told Trump is evil.
Women are going to be more easily manipulated.
So if you're emotional thinkers, then why have the right to vote?
Exactly that's why I'm saying that's why me personally I'm gonna leave it to a guy or I'm probably just not gonna vote.
But also like since women control the dating market or the sex market a lot of guys especially a lot of younger guys they will end up doing what those women want them to do so for example the women who are passionate about BLM Or Pride or anything like that.
They'll go ahead and support more liberal views of things.
So now the statistics of male voters who vote liberal are going up rather than staying traditionally conservative, which is what men usually stay in general, but they do it for women.
Which is just, I don't know, something that I noticed.
Yeah, you're right, because the liberal ideology appeals to emotion.
And so that's how they know that they can win over the female base pretty easily by selling this idea of like, oh, you're evil if you step outside during COVID, BLM, Pride, this is what makes you feel good.
So you can't rely on women to be accurate with their decision making if we all know that they're going to be manipulated by their emotions.
Yeah, in like two weeks they're going to be off their rockers because their period is bleeding for no reason.
Right, you should stop driving too.
No, I'm going to whip.
I was going to sit here.
As I was listening to you guys talk, because a lot of girls have made that comment that women are more emotionally mature than men.
All this other crap.
I think women are not more emotionally mature.
They simply peak sooner than men because the things they are valued for are given to them at birth and have a finite shelf life, right?
Their beauty, their youth, their fertility, etc.
It's not that you guys are more emotionally mature.
It's just that you guys peak sooner than we do and you guys conflate that with maturity.
But the reality is you're peaking maturity.
Your maturity is peaking from a sexuality perspective, not from a cognitive perspective.
That's number one.
Number two, women are way more emotionally unstable than men are, right?
For example, when women have their periods, et cetera, and cramps and everything, menstruation, and they're pissed off and they're having PMS, society just, oh, okay, yeah, she's just on her period.
But if a guy acts emotional and is acting all feminine, et cetera, He's rightfully made fun of and he's insulted.
So I would argue women are more emotionally unstable and society reinforces their ability to be emotionally unstable because they can blame it on their hormones.
Versus a man, if he's emotionally unstable and acts like a bitch, he's made fun of for it, and rightfully so.
Men are supposed to be stoic and be able to control themselves because we're looked at as the leaders.
So I don't think women actually mature sooner than men.
I think it's just that you guys peak sooner sexually and you conflate that with being more mature.
But the reality is that we're not held to the same standard.
For example, you gave the example a second ago, right?
My brother's a bum because he stays at home.
But if we flip the roles and we said that you were staying at home, I'm a good girl at home.
I'm like a good girl.
You would actually gain value by being at home and you would be looked at as a higher, hell, people might actually like it better.
I would feel like a loser because I'm not, like, spraying my wings.
Stop, stop.
How you feel and what's real are two different things.
You might feel like a loser, but from a male perspective, when we look at a girl and we see that she's at home with her family, etc., we will look at that woman with higher regard than a woman that's in the workforce.
So if we flip the roles of you and your brother...
You would instantly gain more value, and you would gain more value, but it's because we're not held to the same standard.
So, I think men are held to a higher standard when it comes to performance, and then, yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
I feel like that's an interesting perspective, because there are some people who...
Thank you.
Oh, one other thing.
There was one other thing I was gonna say, as well, as far as...
Ah, shit, I lost my train of thought.
Go ahead, you were gonna say?
I was gonna say I feel like part of that is a perspective because I've definitely come from a upper socioeconomic family and both female and male friends of mine have stayed at home and it's not like oh you're a loser you're staying at home it's like yeah well you better be fucking working your ass off and saving money and living at home and doing your duty as a son or daughter living at home So that you can save money and get your bag, invest, like, buy property.
So, like, I think part of it is a perspective.
We're talking about somebody that's not doing shit at all.
Like, at home not doing shit at all.
I mean, she didn't say he wasn't doing shit.
No, no, no, I'm not saying that either.
Yeah, like, he wasn't not doing shit.
She didn't say anything.
She just said he was staying at home.
He's just still at home.
I want more for him.
That's all.
Yeah, I was like, that's fair.
I think that's a social thing.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
But that's because there is a double standard that we need to speak about.
Like, men are expected to perform.
Women, if they perform, is great, but no one's expecting you to perform.
If you're pretty enough, a lot of the times you don't have to perform anything.
And the other thing I was going to say was, too, this might be a little bit more of a controversial take, but I've always said this.
I don't think women really mature until they start buying their own drinks at the bar.
And the reason why I say that, and I'll tell you why, where that quote comes from.
I say that quote because when a woman understands that her sexual market value has now diminished and she's not able to have the same gravitas towards men and demand certain resources and treatment and expectations, well, now she's like everyone else.
She's got to work for her own drinks.
She's got to actually have some charm.
She's got to have some pizzazz.
She's got to take care of herself.
She's got to bring more to the table than just her beauty.
So what I've noticed, and the most...
The most rational women that I've found, it's one of two things.
It's either A, they come from a strong household where the father taught them, or a strong brother, where they taught them how the world really works, or B, an older woman that's been on the dating marketplace for a bit, lost her lust a bit, and now she's paying for her own drinks, and she woke up and realized, holy shit, my money, my income, my status doesn't matter to men.
Because it doesn't matter and she's paying for her own drinks.
Like that's when I've seen women actually mature and understand what men want.
When a girl's hot and pretty and et cetera, she doesn't have to give a fuck what men want because the men want her.
If you're in a position where everyone wants you, And you don't have to try.
Why would you be incentivized to care what they want in return?
Think about that.
I think that still ends up happening when you get older.
There are still women who don't care what men want.
Of course, there are some.
I think that's the trend that's happening.
Women are like, okay, you know what?
I still don't need a man.
Yeah, but here's the thing.
That lasts for so long until they realize, damn, this sucks being with my cats alone at 35 years old.
Let me kind of figure out what men want.
And then they fucking wake up and realize, holy shit, they don't care about my career.
They don't care about my education.
They don't care about any of this stuff.
And then they wake up.
They're coping, though.
To be real with you, at that point, they're like, you know what?
I'm going to be independent still and not have a man.
Like I said earlier, time passes.
Wait, hold on.
What have to show for it?
I don't think everyone needs to be in a relationship, though.
I agree with you.
I totally don't think from both genders that everyone should be or needs to be in a relationship.
I disagree.
I think women need to be in a relationship.
And I'll tell you why.
Because you guys, right?
That's a good comment.
I think women need to be in relationships because women need leadership.
What I've realized is a chick that's, you know, without instruction, she's headed for destruction.
Women are not good at leading anything.
I don't mean this to be an asshole or whatever, but if we're gonna look at things very objectively, women are inept at most things.
They're just not as good as men.
They're not as good decision makers, they're not as strong, they're not as well versed in certain things.
Of course there's some girls that are, but that's a minority.
If we take a majority of men and a majority of women, a majority of men are superior to a majority of women.
That's just what it is in a multitude of different things.
So I think women need That male authority in their life and they need that leadership.
If it doesn't come from their brother or their father, it needs to come from their man.
But they need that male authority.
And you described it even, you said you come from an upper middle class place in Colorado.
Who's the one instilling that idea in the home that you need to go and save money, stay here, get your bag up before you move out?
I mean, it's both my parents.
Like, I grew up with doctors.
Like, they're very indifferent parents.
I didn't get advice.
I just got like, this is like what we do.
But do you think your mother would have that mentality without your father?
100%.
How would she get the mentality if she was single?
She had that.
She grew up in a military family.
So she came from a masculine background.
The military is a masculine place.
What does your mom do versus what does your dad do?
Who's the breadwinner?
My mom was an emergency room surgeon and my dad is a child and adolescent psychiatrist.
So who's the breadwinner?
Your mom.
My mom was.
She's retired now, and my dad has a private practice, so he still makes good money.
Ah.
So her mom was making the whole...
It's really equal.
They just make a shit ton, but it's equal for the most part.
Wait, I don't get it.
If you have rich parents, why are you on OnlyFans?
Because I don't think giving anything.
Gotcha, bitch!
And it's not really like...
At that time, I was pursuing being an entrepreneur and being a personal trainer, and I really enjoyed that.
You gave up quick.
I was also doing...
No, I still got my degree as a CPT and all that stuff, but I didn't enjoy training people.
So I enjoyed like training myself and like bodybuilding.
I was an athlete and all that stuff.
So I just followed a passion and it didn't work out.
So I said no to a business decision that wasn't smart.
You still like training people.
You're training their forearms.
Different type of training.
I heard earlier, before I was in the band room, you said that you have a job that makes more than your OnlyFans?
Yes.
So why do the OnlyFans?
I don't get it.
Because I want to still supplement that income and be able to reach all my goals, plus, like, have a lifestyle.
So I use it just for extra money, like, all investing, like, all travel, all goals, like, anything I want to do with my man, anytime I want to visit my parents, like, I don't fuck around.
You visit your family with OnlyFans money?
Yes.
What do you do on OnlyFans?
I do it all on OnlyFans.
So your dad's around?
Yeah.
And you came from an upper-middle-class white home with a picket fence and a golden retriever, and you're OnlyFans?
Yep.
When did you decide to do that?
Hold on, Nshiko.
They're very mature.
That's her choice that she made.
She's very mature, bro.
Come on, relax.
It was.
It was a mature decision.
I know.
Was it?
Yeah, it was.
Controversial take.
This is why I think men need to be the breadwinners and women shouldn't work because they make really bad decisions like that.
No offense.
Like if your boyfriend, right?
You guys have been together for like two years.
There's no reason you should be working.
If it's a serious relationship, he should just be taking care of you and you just sit at home and don't do anything.
You should be chilling.
Or helping him with what he has going on.
This is why I'm such a big proponent of women staying at home and not working because when they do work a lot of the times, and with all due respect, a lot of women just tend to be lazy.
They don't want to do certain jobs.
What did you say?
I did help him make money.
I actually hired him and he worked for me when we were first dating.
So you're recreating that household again with your relationship.
There we go.
She's the boss, bro.
She's the boss.
Yeah, she's the boss.
She is now the breadwinner of our household.
Your mom.
See, this is why you need to have the men in charge, because when women are in charge, you end up being a prostitute on the side.
At least commit full time.
I mean, sleeping with people in person is being a prostitute and getting paid for.
I don't sleep with people in person.
Well, you sell your body for money.
Yeah, it's the same thing.
Online?
No, it's not.
What do you sell?
Girl, it's not the same.
Fucking someone in person, you're 20, girl.
You're 20.
You couldn't even vote the last campaign.
Fucking somebody for money in person, honey.
Fucking somebody in money for person is not the same thing as being online.
You're still selling pussy, right?
Honey, yes, but that's not the same thing as fucking someone in person.
She's agreeing with you, but you're not understanding it.
The whole point is that you're selling your body.
You're making a good point.
You're selling your body for money on the side.
Do you think it's something that would affect you in the long run?
Do you think it'd be something that you'd regret when you turned 35?
So, I've definitely, like, worked jobs where it did affect me.
Like, it affected my job status.
Like, I lost a condo.
Like, I lost a house.
Like, I've experienced, like, what it's like being on the other side of it and realizing, like, okay, like, what is it worth to me?
That's weird.
That's crazy.
Because I lost the job, so I didn't get the loan.
So if you don't have a job, if you don't have like a W2, you can't get the loan.
There'd be a sexist against you, that's not cool.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
Okay, because you lost the job because of OnlyFans, and then as a result, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, someone's wife saw my Instagram, got very jealous, and then after getting a raise, the next day I got let go.
So it was the woman's fault, because she was emotionally manipulated by your selling your sex.
Yes, it was her fault.
Would you describe your boyfriend and your dad as like masculine people?
My boyfriend and my dad.
I mean, I don't want to group my boyfriend and my dad together, but I would describe them as masculine people.
Have they ever expressed shame?
Yeah.
So why don't you stop?
I think that's normal to have shame come from your parents, not from just doing sex work, just from being a human and fucking up and disappointing them.
I think shame can come in a lot of different ways.
Right, but when you shame your parents, usually you're supposed to try to stop those actions.
If you're giving shame in your home, why don't you stop?
I mean, it's my life.
It's not like shame on my household, like some fucking weird ass shit.
Like my parents are still gonna live.
They're still gonna make money.
Like it's their decision to let me back into their life and like be in my life as well.
Like they expressed that no, they weren't okay with me like doing this in their house, but they never told me like, I'm disappointed in you.
You should feel bad about yourself.
It's not about that.
Did your father vote for Joe Biden?
You did.
I knew it.
See, this is exactly...
The liberal ideology is emotionally manipulated.
She's from Denver.
She's from Denver.
I know, but that's like 50%.
It's still pretty close in Colorado.
Denver's pretty woke, man.
Yeah, but they're white people.
They're woke, man.
White people in middle America still voting for Joe Biden.
This is proof.
If you vote for Joe Biden, your daughter's going to go on the left.
Denver's pretty liberal, man.
Can I ask a question to switch the topic real quick?
Yes.
Excuse me.
So I heard earlier you mentioned, you said men don't really want an independent woman.
They don't care about her status, the type of money she makes.
So what do men want if they don't want a hustler?
Okay, so what I'm saying, so when I say this, right, girls immediately think it's like the opposite.
Like, so you just want some dumb bitch.
No.
No.
What I am saying is that your accolades and your title and your success from a financial standpoint doesn't really matter to men that much.
I mean, if I'm gonna give you an equivalent, let's say you were the guy that was a really snappy dresser.
He always wore Dior and expensive Gucci sneakers and shit like that.
Would it really matter that much to you?
I think it's kind of ugly.
Okay.
Even better.
Even better.
Would it be fair to say that that's a feminine trait to put that much stake in your appearance in designer clothing as a man?
Yikes.
And putting effort into your appearance?
I don't want to design it.
I don't think that's...
I don't think like...
I mean, like high fashion.
I'm talking about high fashion and stuff like that.
You gotta look good.
I feel like you gotta know how to dress.
Yeah, but I'm saying taking it to the next level.
Like, I only wear designer.
I'm a little bougie, etc.
What would you say to that?
Detorialistic.
Spider-Man.
So you find it unattractive.
You just admitted a second ago.
No, no, no, but like, but in women, I don't wanna dress like that.
I don't wanna have as much women.
I'm going somewhere with this.
The reason why I asked you that question was to give you a functional equivalent.
So like, you not giving a shit if a guy wears, you know, designer and is dripped out all the time, that's how men feel about women's careers.
It doesn't matter to us.
Just like me wearing high-end fashion and being a, you know, A metrosexual might be like, dude, you're kind of acting like a fucking girl here.
That's how we feel about women that make money and are successful.
We're like, dude, you're acting like a fucking dude here.
Oh, okay.
Does it make sense now?
Yeah, 100%.
There you go.
So that's the equivalent.
So, again, it doesn't mean that you're going to lose dates.
I'm just saying men don't really care about it.
Some men prefer a more feminine woman, right?
Like...
Yeah, we absolutely do.
All men do.
We all do.
It's the balance.
We all do.
Some guys might lie and say, you know, I want a girl that has her own and shit, but that's a bunch of propaganda.
It's not true.
Like, typically what I've found is the men that are the most masculine, guys that got their shit together, guys that want to be providers, guys that want to take care of a girl, which is what women want, by the way, Those men don't like women that are masculine.
They want a woman that's hyper-feminine.
So that's kind of what I've realized is what it is.
And hyper-feminine women want hyper-masculine men.
It's just opposites attract.
So hyper-masculine women, what ends up happening a lot of times is they might fuck a masculine guy, but it's very difficult for them to keep a masculine guy.
Because the attitude and they're constantly clashing.
You don't want to date yourself as a dude.
And to be fair, nowadays it's hard to find a masculine man in today's society.
They voted for Joe Biden.
I know disrespect, but I just want to point out, like, when girls hear that, like, wait, they don't care about my career?
They just want a dumb girl?
I think a lot of women, and maybe it's the capitalists where we live in, we equate intelligence with career.
You can be an intelligent woman and not have to invest all of your time and energy into your job.
There's ways to exercise.
You can stay at home, you can read books, you can have good conversations, you can volunteer, do charity.
Everything else you do can show your intelligence.
I personally don't want a dumb girl to just do nothing all day.
I want her to have things to do.
I don't want her to always want my attention.
When you have a girl who has nothing going on and you just want a second of silence, then she puts her leg on your leg and she's like, come here.
That's the most annoying thing of all time.
I want her to be active, just not with the career.
Yeah.
A lot of educated women are retards too, if I'm going to be all the way honest.
And I'll tell you why.
Women typically major in useless degrees.
Yeah, like I'm going to go to school for fashion, so I don't want to hear shit.
I don't want to hear shit.
At least you understand it's a useless degree.
No, I understand though.
That's why I'm just saying it.
Women typically major in useless degrees.
And the thing is that a lot of these degrees are just...
It's typically some type of liberal studies or some kind.
It doesn't exercise critical thinking skills.
Then you go to college where it's an indoctrination camp.
They're teaching you a bunch of woke culture, a bunch of bullshit.
I've met so many girls that have math degrees but are absolute retards and can't think critically outside the box.
So, I don't know.
Education and knowledge or intelligence are two different things.
Very.
But they did a good job of making it feel like...
Making it seem like your education is what you need, but it's really not...
a lady never says her age. - We all know she's a... - Let's clean the sound.
- What's up? - I'm 29, bro.
- Oh shit, bro.
29?
Damn.
I can't mind to see her at like 20.
Did y'all put donuts in there with the candles?
That's ghetto as hell.
Creative.
Yeah, they put donuts with the candles in it.
That's some hood shit.
They got fresh and fit fucking donuts.
Oh shit, look at that.
Are you going to eat one?
No, no.
I've never been a fan of donuts.
I've always hated pastries.
Aren't you a cop?
Dang it.
- Wow! - I'm so sad here.
- Oh wow! - Okay, okay.
- Hold on, French, that joke was good though.
That was a fire joke.
See, I see those fancy donuts and I'm like, wait, who paid for that shit?
I'm going to see a bill.
It wasn't you.
It wasn't me.
Then we're going to go to Caps Club as well.
Oh, we didn't even do the question yet.
Oh!
Yeah, because y'all got the video.
We'll play the video on Castle Up.
Alright.
We haven't done this in a while.
Rate the girl next to you without using a 7, and then the one thing she can improve on, shoot.
Oh, shit.
Okay, let's do it.
Alright.
So, rate the girl next to you without using 7, and then one thing she can improve on, go ahead.
We'll start here?
We'll start right here.
I don't even understand this question.
She's been on the girl for a bit.
Yeah.
We'll go here.
The girl next to you, yeah, rate her 1 to 10, but she can't use the number 7.
Okay.
And just so you know, 10 means she's perfect.
Alright, which newsflash, nobody here on the panel is a 10.
Really?
I see one 10.
Myself.
Yes, sir!
Yeah!
Yeah!
All right.
So, and then one thing she can do to improve on her looks, it can be go to the gym, do your nails, fix your hair, your eyelashes, and your hair.
I don't fucking know.
Something.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Color skin.
And then you will do her last.
A-Train!
Yeah, you'll do her last.
So you go ahead.
It's always an interesting exercise.
Hi.
Hi.
Um...
She's like, look.
How tall are you?
5'5".
8?
I'm trying to find something she needs to improve on, though.
You can be honest.
Do you want her to stand up or something?
I'll stand up.
Yeah, a little 360.
I mean, the only thing I can probably say is I need to get my toes redone.
Yeah, her toes.
Get her toes.
I see two things already.
You want me to put my...
What?
Then she got no ass.
Oh, no, baby.
I don't like that.
I just beat ass.
Don't say that, bro.
Do not play with me.
You say that creates five more BBLs.
I'm tired of BBLs.
Hey, man, we at Miami, bro.
It is what it is, bro.
I'm sick, bro.
I don't want to see any more ants walking around.
You look like a Buzz Lightyear when you walk around with a VBO.
It looks ridiculous, bro.
Skinny legs and two balloons in the back pockets.
It's ridiculous.
It's because of a fresh ideology, man.
Go ahead, Miss Navid, to your right.
One to ten.
You can't use number seven because that's what girls always do.
And then what is the critique you would give?
They're not asking you, they're asking her.
I would rate you an 8, because you're pretty.
What could you improve?
You want her to stand up?
No, I see her.
I mean, if you want to stand up for me.
Flat.
You can.
Flat.
I'm tall.
Flat.
Yeah, I'm flat.
I don't know why.
And I got a flat chest, but I'm so pretty.
Yeah, you is.
I would say, I don't know.
Do you have dry skin?
I would.
How about these scars?
Probably just use tea tree oil.
I used to use tea tree oil.
We have no idea what that is.
What is tea tree oil?
Tea tree oil helps with itchy skin, dry skin.
It helps with ingrown hairs.
She's actually correct.
I'm actually correct because I use tea tree oil.
Those are really good products.
I always say I use tea tree oil.
It's a black skin thing, yeah.
It's universal.
It's like cocoa butter for Miami black people.
Yeah, it's like cocoa butter.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
But nothing else.
And you got nice-ass teeth, so nothing else.
Thank you.
Okay, Miss Navy, now it's your turn to rate Miss Thailand.
Ling Ling!
Hey!
Yeah.
What do you rate her?
If you want, she can't be fresh.
We have nothing to do with Thailand.
Fresh, be careful.
No, she got a boyfriend.
She got a boyfriend.
Don't look at her too long.
She got a boyfriend.
All right, so, okay.
Hey, hey.
You might have the baby.
Do you want her to stand up?
Do you want her to stand up or no?
Do you want to stand up?
I mean, you see me.
You see me?
You see me?
So, I would rate you an A. And me, personally, I would say to take off the context.
No, it's the Asian thing.
I love the content.
I wish my eye was lighter brown.
I wish I had a silver grey eye.
What is it with Asian girls that always wanted to change something?
I just love eye contact.
I can take it off, it's no problem.
Asian girls love wearing eye contact, right?
That's not an Asian thing.
No, it's not!
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
Well, I'm from Thailand.
Yeah, Asians are fascinated with being westernized.
She's from Thailand.
She's different.
You're from Thailand?
Yeah.
Did we check her when she came in?
I know what you mean!
Be careful, girls.
I give her a solid A. I think she looks pretty.
Okay, what you get to prove on then?
Go ahead.
I'm Asian, okay?
I would go for skincare.
Okay.
Skincare.
Better skincare.
But she's black.
Black don't crack.
Yeah, black don't crack.
No, no, no.
I just feel like it could be more better.
Listen, black don't crack and Asian don't raisin.
Remember I told you that?
Yeah.
There you go.
Something else.
Asian don't raisin.
Okay, now go ahead and...
Miss, uh, wig manufacturer?
Can you go ahead and tell the, um...
Promote, promote, promote.
The single mom, yeah, what would you, yeah, what would you, uh...
Yeah, what would you, um, rate her and then, uh, one improvement that you would suggest?
She's a mother.
One to ten.
A nice eight?
You give her an eight, too?
Every girl said eight so far.
I genuinely think she's really pretty.
She's a really pretty girl.
This proves her point.
I'd say her ear.
So, Siko, we can see it's hype mind season.
Do your hair sometime.
Do her hair.
Okay, do her hair.
Okay.
Alright, now, Miss Former Texas, what do you rate Colorado here?
Pre-8.
1 to 10?
And what can she improve on?
I'll do 8.5.
Oh my god!
Did everybody say 8?
Yes!
You guys are all the same!
You're all the same!
Bro, next time we get a no 7 or 8.
Y'all say no 7, okay 8!
Actually, I want to prove something based off this right here.
this is exactly why women shouldn't vote.
There's no way.
You guys are not, there's not all eights here.
I'm not going to point it out, but it's not an all eight table.
Let's be real.
And you all know it right now.
Okay, then you tell us.
Yeah, you tell us.
We'll have the men right next.
Let's finish this.
Let's finish this.
Okay, now go ahead and give her her suggestion.
Yes, so I would do 8.5 and then I would say skincare.
And I feel like you...
Did you do lip fillers by any chance?
Yeah, I do have lip fillers.
I feel like you shouldn't do them.
I feel like you have a natural, like, nice lip.
Yeah, I was like, this is what it's gonna be.
They're not gonna get any bigger.
Yeah, but I feel like you look really pretty without them.
I feel like...
How would you know?
Yeah, I was like, you don't know.
Because you can see that they're lip fillers.
You can barely see it, girl.
You can tell.
You can tell a little.
You can't open eight ball.
All right, now, you go ahead.
What would you rate her?
And then one suggestion for her.
And I can't do seven or eight.
No, you don't do seven.
You can't do seven, but go ahead and do your eight.
I'm going to do an eight.
You can't open the eight ball.
No, you guys are going to tell us the truth in a minute.
You're going to give it the real ratings.
And my comment would be...
I would love to see you, like, without the jacket on.
Like, a little less conservative in the dress.
Because you have, like, a beautiful clavicle and beautiful skin.
So I want to see, like, a little more.
She wants nipples.
Do not listen to the prostitutes.
Stay strong.
She wants nipples.
She's like...
Stay strong.
I'll take your advice and I'll do it at home.
But like, on TV, there's so many people watching, I can't do that right at all.
Yeah, and I'm engaged.
I like how you were like, okay, let the men talk.
Let's hear the truth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's hear what y'all actually have to say.
All right, Sneeko, you're the special guest.
I want you to be brutally honest with the girls and rate them one to ten.
Here we go with the bullet.
Sneeko, you can't use seven to ten.
Fresh, it's not like I was going to anyway.
It's not like I was going to.
And also, I'll give you the chance.
You can rate me afterwards too because I'm going to be harsh.
Do I say the improvement thing too?
Sure, sure, sure.
And just so the women understand, ladies, I know this is going to be mildly offensive, but you do understand that a five is completely average and there's nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, it's fine.
As a matter of fact, that's a majority of where women fall is in the three to five range.
Five is average, four is below average, slightly below average, three is below average.
Six, seven, you're balling.
Six, seven.
A girl that's a six is attractive.
A girl that's a seven is pretty attractive.
Eight, nine, ten is when you start getting into model status.
So just so you guys understand how he's going to rate.
But go ahead, Snego.
All right.
Starting with, I would say, I like the way you're dressing is good, but I'll give you five.
A solid, just straight down the middle.
And one thing of improvement, how much do you weigh?
Wow.
I weigh 130 right now.
Oh, 130?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, okay, okay.
A few less dumplings.
So, okay, so I was actually, when I was living in New York, I was 105, but we moved down to Florida, and he got me a big kitchen, and I've been trying to, like, bake every single day, and obviously, I, like, I eat it when I bake, so, yeah.
Yeah, that's fair, that's fair.
It's my fault, but what am I gonna do?
It's a big kitchen.
That's fair.
Bake less.
I can't.
Yeah, I know.
You're engaged.
That's good.
Bake less more, Jim.
All right, cool.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Oh, my gosh.
I would say also five...
How tall are you?
Five-five.
You're five-five.
Add another one.
You're five.
Another five.
Add another five pounds?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Don't add five.
You're just a five out of ten.
But the eyelashes are too jarring.
I hate those.
I'm not a big fan.
Every time you blink, it's like I can hear a little cartoon sound effect.
Like a little...
It's like band, like...
I can't look at you, take you seriously.
Yeah, exactly.
One self-improvement thing for her, then.
One self-improvement thing.
You're in good shape.
Don't get a BBL. You know, actually, I'll give you a six, because you're in shape, and I like light-skinned girls.
I'll give you a six.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll give you a six.
Good job on that.
Snakeo is a night rider.
I was just harsh, because of the...
My lashes.
But, you know, I chose these, because it's the summer, and I need them to be dark, so that they stay.
Hey, y'all!
You know back in the day, what do you call those?
Wings?
Cumbrellas.
Cumbrellas?
Yes.
I don't do that though.
I don't do that.
That's how they started though.
And if that's the case, you not getting it on my lashes.
I'm not getting it on my last.
She's honest though.
Where's it going?
Your nose?
No, I mean, anywhere but right here.
She's swallowing.
Where are you supposed to spit it at?
Oh, shit.
Next.
That was a seven answer.
I like, okay.
Are you Cuban?
I'm not Cuban.
You're like a Dalai Miami type, you know?
I was raised here.
She's Nicaraguan and Honduran.
Nicaraguan and Honduran?
Yeah.
Okay, Cuban.
You said you were flat, but the standards are crazy because of the BBLs.
The BBLs community ruined the flat.
I don't think you're...
I've been working on it.
You know, I go to the gym and stuff.
I'm strong.
I'm pretty strong.
Oh, sorry.
I said I've been working on it.
I go to the gym a lot.
I'm probably one of the strongest girls here.
I'm not going to lie.
So...
Yeah, I would focus more on lower body than upper body.
Yeah, definitely.
So, this is six.
A little six.
I appreciate each other.
Thank you.
Okay, so go.
All right.
Hey.
Okay, you're not a boy, are you?
No!
Oh my god!
I'm just saying she's Thai.
It's something about her.
Thai people don't have women.
I don't know.
It's really sus sometimes.
It's convincing.
Ow!
You would never know, actually.
Exactly.
Honestly, you would never know because I used to sit and watch the videos.
I'm like, bro, that's not a man.
I know.
That's not a man.
Okay.
The whole time is a man.
Why are you using that zoom lens?
Back it up.
No, they like zooming.
I think seven.
I think seven.
But you could squat more.
Go with her.
I bet you won't do it.
What the hell?
I'm not going to.
But yeah, if you wanted, I would definitely go to the gym more.
I'm just working that lower body.
That's it.
Thank you.
And you're the Caribbean one, right?
Yeah, I'm from the Bahamas.
From Bahamas?
Well, I'm not.
My dad is.
Not me.
Okay.
Is it true about the conch?
Is that true?
Like, it's like a aphrodisiac?
It gives you the strength?
Yeah.
Okay.
You know, how do you know?
Oh, she got experience.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Yeah.
Okay, that's a Caribbean thing.
Yeah.
If you ever go to the Bahamas, eat conch.
It's like, it's really good for you.
Right before you smash.
It gives you power.
In the bedroom, yes.
In the bedroom, yeah.
What is that?
It's a plant?
It's like...
Shellfish, right?
It's like shellfish, right?
Yeah, it's chopped up.
Right.
How much do you want?
Like...
That's good for a black woman in America.
What does that mean?
The average black woman weighs 186 pounds in America.
You're not lying, though, because half of my family is heavyset.
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
See, you've got to say it.
She's got to say it.
Well, I mean, you didn't.
Boy.
I would give a...
5.5.
Okay.
I would get rid of the nose ring.
My septum?
I've been thinking about getting rid of it.
It just reminds me of a cow on a ranch.
You have a bell that dings when you walk.
I'll go.
I would say 3.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Wait, no, but what?
She's a queen, bro.
What's wrong with you?
Yeah, yeah.
You could be a queen.
You got a nice smile.
How dare you?
No, no, no, but I don't understand.
Why is it three?
Should she go?
Why?
Because we weigh the same.
Well, you probably weigh more than me.
And I'm like a foot taller than you and you probably have like 20 pounds on me.
This is beautiful, bro.
I weigh 200.
You weigh 200?
Yeah, I do.
Wow.
Get that down.
Get that down.
If you want to.
If you want to.
That's it.
I weigh 195.
That's insane, bro.
Okay.
She's by the way.
Yeah, nigga.
And you fat.
Well, actually, I'm taller, though.
Nah, you're still fat.
Who said that?
Yeah.
Who said that?
Who said that?
Was that you?
No.
Okay.
That's what I thought, nigga.
That's what I thought, nigga.
What you gonna say?
I'm gonna say, you're beautiful too.
Aw, thank you.
You got no ass.
No, no, no.
I have unboxers.
Anyway, this is not something to prove to you guys.
No, no, it's not.
Honestly speaking, you're a very beautiful girl.
All right, what do you rate the vax girl?
No, I was saying fat nigga.
Yeah, I guarantee she's vaxxed.
Are you vaxxed?
I am.
No, no.
Fat bitch.
Damn, vaxxed.
I was gonna give you a video.
No, no, no, no.
Vaxed.
But you can't use that against her.
I have to.
No, dude, because if you saw her at the grocery store, you wouldn't know.
You can see the vaccine in someone's eyes.
No, you can't.
They have a blank stare.
All right, hold on.
Is she back?
The conservative one?
Yeah.
Obviously not.
You gave it away.
But the fact that you're the conservative one means that you're not.
Hold on, is she vaxxed?
Black people in Miami, you're not.
No.
But that's not, that's not even my choice.
I'm kinda like, "Nigga, I can't afford to sew." - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
My sister is vaccinated and I chose not to get vaccinated.
Nice.
That bumps you up a point, but you're definitely vaccinated.
You're definitely vaccinated because you don't even know what we're talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would say you didn't get it.
You didn't get it.
Yeah, see, black people did a really good job with that.
Yeah, we didn't really give a fuck about it.
You got it.
You got it, huh?
I don't know why.
I could just tell.
I could swear you could see it in the eyes.
I'm telling you.
And then, yeah, you got it.
I got everyone right with the vaccine.
I'm good at this stuff.
I would say I was going to give five before for the vax.
If I wasn't in the military, would you think I was vaxed or not?
No.
The military gave it away.
So what's an improvement besides not being vaxxed because that's too late?
A little heavy.
Wait, how tall are you?
I'm six foot tall.
I'm definitely not heavy.
How much do you weigh?
I'm 160.
Can you stand up?
I'm 165.
Like, the last time I was here, I was 130 because I was bodybuilding, so...
So you got 30 pounds this last time?
I was on a cut, so yeah, I was 30 pounds lighter.
She's all you.
No, I'm 6'3".
There's a little bit of an Ethan D. Klein fupa there.
Oh my god, what the fuck, Snickup?
You can rate me afterwards.
I'm not going to be me, so go ahead.
Say what you want to say.
Hey, she got a man, though.
Yeah, that's great.
True.
True.
That's great, but it reminds me of...
For now.
Oh, okay.
All right.
All right.
Al's all mean and everyone's uncomfortable now.
Okay, girls.
No, you guys can go ahead and rate Sneeko now.
Go ahead.
I'm going to rate him.
Yeah, it's your turn.
We'll start with...
Let me show him up.
Colorado.
I'll take my hat off.
Yeah.
And you can't use seven.
Yeah, you can go ahead and make fun of him or whatever you want to say.
I need a haircut.
I got the Pajeet Indian hair right now.
Yeah.
All right, go ahead, Denver.
You can go first since he called you FUPA. Tell them the truth.
How tall are you?
6'3 How much do you weigh?
165 Wow.
You're really small.
Let's go.
You said, hey sis?
Yeah.
Oh, what the hell?
Hey sis.
High five.
Oh, hey sis.
Okay, okay.
I get it now.
Hey, yo, Sneakle, thanks again for letting me borrow the Lambo.
I would say...
I thought it was not going to work.
Like, nigga, you got to change for a million?
What?
Like...
Okay, what's your word?
I would give you four just because you're too small.
You don't have enough muscle mass on you, and I don't love your haircut.
And I would just, like, get the eyebrows a little cleaner, but, like, the facial hair looks good, skin's good.
I like your tattoos, but got to get more muscle mass.
You're too small.
Damn.
Yeah, you're too small.
Like 20, maybe like 15 pounds and you would look like, if you were 200, you look amazing.
I don't want to gain weight.
I'm good at this weight.
But you're not masculine enough at this weight.
You look like a girl.
I'm telling you.
You're too small.
Beef your guys, man.
Like that's what you just said.
Alright, Miss Texas, it's your time of redemption.
He rated you a three.
What do you rate him back?
Well, you're just not my type, so it's fine.
Like Latino.
You're not Latino, right?
I am Latino.
You are?
Yeah, huepa.
We're by Mexicano.
Yes.
Wow.
Muy bien, muy bien.
No sabía.
Cinco de mayo.
Oh, my God.
Taco Zunday.
What?
Okay, well, I had experiences in Mexicans.
It was not it.
So, it's fine.
I would rate you a five.
And then...
I don't like the hair.
I feel like if you'd be like...
Yeah, no, I need a haircut.
Yeah, you do!
It just does not go with you at all.
You only like Latin guys?
What happened?
You only like Latin men?
Is that your main thing?
What is that?
Like you like Spanish boys?
Spanish guys?
No, I like Arabics.
Yeah.
Okay, Marty!
Marty!
Marty!
That's all!
I'm sorry if you don't speak I'm sorry He speaks full Arabic Talk to him I love Arabic I want to hear this Habibi Habibi No, we don't
How'd you end up with a Honduran guy?
I'm confused here Man, I don't know I don't know.
Fantastic.
What about you, Miss Bahamas?
What do you rate Sneeko?
Dark skinned queen.
I'm a solid six.
Love you long time.
What do you rate him?
Oh, I would give him eight.
Because I always told you guys I like tall guys.
That's true.
Is your white guy right now tall?
Six, I would say.
Let's go.
Yeah, okay.
I wonder if I know him.
Please!
There's not many white dudes in Miami.
Yeah, there's not many that tall.
Especially if they go to Gecko.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, what about you?
Okay.
What's your name again?
What do you call yourself?
Sneeko.
Hi, Sneeko.
I would rate you probably a five.
I like that you're tall, but you aren't too skinny for me.
That's fair.
And your hair would look nice if you cut it.
Nah, I do need a haircut, yeah.
You said that like three times.
My boyfriend is Dominican.
He's Dominican?
That means yes.
Wait, so does he look like a black Dominican or is he Hispanic?
No, he looks like sexy as fuck.
He's...
I'm asking, is he like one of the, like Hispanic-looking Dominicans?
No, he looks like me.
Okay, alright, so he's one of the Hispanic-looking ones, okay.
Because there's like Dominicans that literally look black.
Nah, yeah.
Like me?
Are you Dominican?
No, you're black.
There are some that look like him though, there are.
Yeah, yeah, my badass, you know?
Okay.
Oh my God.
All right, so you need more, I guess, masks.
Okay, what about you?
And you gave him a five, you said?
Yeah, he's a five.
Okay, what about you?
I'm going to give you an eight.
Do you have abs?
I do, I do.
Feel it.
Can you show him?
I would show you, but I'm strapped, and I want to flash my gun on the camera.
I'm going to give you an eye, because you got a blade.
- Black people, girl, you know what I'm talking about? - You can't even know what the blackest answer I've ever heard.
- Oh, you sell drugs, you a 10. - If you a fella, you an 11, if you a fella. - If you sell drugs, I'm boozy.
I'm putting you down, because I'm not no trap queen.
I'm not going to do that.
But I'm going to keep you at an eight, though, because you're a nail-biter.
- A what? - A what?
- Oh! - Oh no! - Oh no! - You need this one though? - I'm talking about this one! - I don't buy my dolls.
What do you do?
They're just a little fucked up.
I just want you to get a manicure.
Don't touch them.
Don't touch us, nigga.
Don't touch me.
Everything else about you, you're actually attractive.
I'll give you that.
You got nice eyes.
Pretty little face.
Yeah, pretty little face.
I don't like your tattoos.
Can you just call me an anime character?
You're gonna get deported after the show.
Build a wall around the screen.
You're still mad about the vaccine thing, but it's hard.
She's been coping since that answer.
Brother, brother, brother.
Brother, brother.
What's that, brother?
But no, yeah, the only thing I would say is your nails.
That's all.
Fair.
Okay.
What about you?
I can't.
Skip me.
Respectfully.
Okay, I like that.
I like that answer.
You may not watch him.
You may not watch him, actually.
He's not watching?
No, he's probably sleeping right now.
What time is it?
Time for you to get a watch, nigga.
Yeah, he's probably sleeping, to be honest.
I took my lip gloss.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Women everywhere watches it when they do.
It's not fucking synced correctly.
It doesn't have the real time ever.
I'm not going to let me in the butt.
Oh, that's some nigger shit.
I'm alright.
So, where we at here?
Oh yeah, I'm a racist.
Yeah.
D-Rack says...
Oh no, I'm Amin Dania.
Oh, women mature faster only physically, but definitely not mentally.
And that's from Amin Dania.
Shout out to you, bro.
Yo, you didn't get to ask the question yet.
Ready, name one unique quality trait you would like yourself.
Wait, are these all Rumble Rants or Castle Club?
Castle Club.
Let's do Rumble first.
Rumble Rants first because we're going to switch on over.
Alright, let's do the Rumble Rants first so that we can switch on over to Chaos Club.
Ninjas, we're going to switch over to Chaos Club.
We got 17,000 of y'all Ninjas over here right now.
We're going to end already?
Huh?
Already?
No, we're not going to end.
We're just going to switch to Chaos Club.
Yeah, we're not ending, bro.
Don't worry.
The show goes on.
Yeah, it goes on.
Where are we on here?
Okay, Sneeko.
That handyman.
You sparred Strickland, but you stepped in there with the scariest man in the UFC, so hats off to you, boys, bro.
Read Ted Kaczynski's book.
To me, it sounds like study notes from a certain CIA program.
It's not a book, it's a manifesto.
Do you guys forget that I did a whole case on the Unabomber?
I've known who Ted Kaczynski is before and most of y'all ninjas, man.
Yes, I read the manifesto many times.
He talks about how industrialization is going to fuck us up.
Nessa.
What do we got here?
What's next?
We got Nessa.
A lot of the things he predicted are actually coming true.
Found you guys three years ago on YouTube, and now I watch y'all religious.
Keep humbling these hoes.
We love to see it.
Okay, that's a girl.
Okay, shout out to you, Nessa.
Yeah, I ain't no hoe.
Marie505.
This may not be related, but what's your opinion about the draft pass in the house?
Is it a sign for war?
It could be.
It could be.
But I don't think it's going to pass.
Hey, but we don't have to go.
What do you mean?
Y'all are over 26.
26.
Wait, are you even in selective service?
Probably not.
Yeah, he probably did it, bro.
We're going right back to Barbados.
Pump and dumper marriage material because ratings change crazy and no one is rating based on marriage without whiteboards.
All are three out of ten.
Long live love speech.
Let's go.
We're looking strictly looks, bro.
We don't know enough about them for marriage material.
Okay, what else we got here?
Okay, we're making sure we catch all the Rumble rants before we switch on over.
Keep the babe out of here at my rally?
Keep the baby for my religion.
How did you get that so fast?
Wait, you're laughing hard.
Do you know about the lore or are you just funny the accent?
No!
I just laugh at the accent because I didn't get that in the first place.
Okay, just be careful around him because he might kill the baby.
Actually, he always making fun of me.
Do the girls know where that joke comes from?
Do any of you guys know?
No, not at all.
No, where it comes from.
Okay, all right, they don't know.
All right, cool.
It's better for you, Fresh.
Let's keep going.
It's an inside joke.
It's an inside joke.
No, I'm kind of trying to put it to interpretation.
Everything else is Castle Club.
Everything else is Castle Club?
Yeah.
All right, ninjas, we're going to switch on over to Castle Club unless you want to ask the question here first.
Yeah, let's ask it first.
Let's ask it here first, then we'll switch on over.
We can play the video first.
I'll start here first.
Yeah.
Okay.
Here's a different question.
We didn't even get the cock block one out yet.
So ladies, please tell us a time when a guy told you no.
He just said rejection-wise, I don't want to talk to you, I'm done.
If ever happened to you at all.
That's a good question.
Rejection or no?
Let's say you're all in public.
You see a guy at the bar, he talks to you, and he says, you know what, now I'm good, or walks away, or says no, I don't want to talk to you anymore.
Yeah, I just walked up to him and said like, hey, I think you're attractive.
And he was like, no, I have a girlfriend.
Okay.
How fast was that?
Was it like two minutes in, five minutes in?
It was fast.
Like, I literally walked up to him and I was like, you're really attractive.
Like, you know, can I get your number or something?
And he was like, no, I have a girlfriend.
And I just walked away.
Damn.
What about you?
Me?
Oh, okay.
So I was at Dirty Rabbit.
And so basically what happened- I love that spot.
That's here in Miami, right?
Yeah, I love that spot.
For the audience, real quick, guys, it's kind of like, would you consider it kind of like a dive bar-ish?
It's an outside-inside dive bar, and it has a lot of, I want to say, Hispanic- Neon-like music.
Top signs and Hispanic music.
It's outdoor.
It's here in Wynwood, Miami, guys.
It's a cool vibe.
Just so they understand.
Yeah, just so they kind of know what we're talking about.
Okay, go ahead.
I was a dirty rabbit, and I was a little tipsy.
And when I get tipsy, I go to guys, and I'm trying to dance, trying to kiss.
What the fuck?
Stop it.
Dirty mine.
Chris, your single mother.
Let her live, bro.
Let her live.
I'm just trying to kiss on them, honestly.
It's a feel of something, right?
I told you.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me explain to you.
A single mother is stressed 24-7.
When she gets outside, nigga, she wants to just have fun and relax.
I get it, bro.
It's the culture, bro.
You've been changing diapers all day.
You just want to go twerk on her.
I'm trying to feel like, damn, like, you know, I still got it.
So basically, I went up to a guy, and then I heard his accent.
He was British.
He was from London.
I'm like, oh, hello, mate.
I fancy you.
I'm like, I can hear it.
I can hear it.
And basically, whatever.
We're like dancing, whatever.
And I want to kiss him.
He's like, no.
And I'm like, why?
And then he was like, because I just don't do that like that.
I'm like, oh, okay.
I understand.
I turned around because I was like, okay, whatever.
I turned back around.
He's not there anymore.
He's not there anymore.
And then I see him a little bit like, I'm not going after him anymore, because I understood, right?
But then he got his homies hovering him, like, I'm following him.
I'm like, nah, dude.
He got a bodyguard for you.
I'm like, nah, you're good.
You're good, mate.
I promise you're good.
Thank you for honesty.
That is so peculiar.
So, was he Undurne too?
No, there ain't many Undurne.
Was he black or white?
No, he was light-skinned.
Light skin.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, like black, but light skin.
Black, light skin.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Could you imagine if you said, yeah, I just go to the club, get some tipsy, and try to kiss on bitches?
I know.
That female game is terrible.
Call the police, buddy.
Game is game.
That's not game.
I'm just going to a girl away.
Demand him.
You're from England?
and kiss me.
No, no, no.
You just go for it.
You just kiss me.
I'm like, you don't even get permission.
I might go to jail.
Like, that's...
Funny enough, funny enough, I know girls go to Dirty Rabbit, Centro, they go to Pilos, they get fucked up, drunk, and they just meet guys in Smash.
They go to Dirty Rabbit to get a Dirty Rabbit.
And Philardo's even worse.
They go to Philardo, go to Amsoll, get lit, and just go random niggas.
That's what they do.
Philardo's lit, bro.
What about you?
Me?
This one time, I was working with my mom.
She has a food truck, and it was other vendors there.
Another vendor that we knew, his son was working with him that day, and I was like, oh, he's kind of cute.
So I was talking to him, and I was like, how old are you?
And we were just talking or whatever.
And I was like, you got a girlfriend?
He was like...
Yeah, I do.
And I was like, type shit.
When did he tell you that?
Halfway in conversation?
Like 20 minutes in?
I mean, the conversation really didn't give.
I was trying to talk to him.
We were just having a regular conversation.
I just threw it in there and I was like, you got a girlfriend?
You were screening.
And then he was like, yeah, I do.
And I was like, uh...
Did he tell you willingly or, like, hesitantly, like, eh?
Should I tell her?
No, he did.
He did it hesitantly, but he told me.
Was it delayed?
Huh?
Was it, like, delayed, like, eh, I do?
Yeah, something like that.
So, do you think if you were more, like, I guess, sexual, he might have been like, yo, like, I don't?
Okay.
Maybe.
Just curious.
Did you take it as a no?
Or, like, was he saying it like, ah, like, shit, I got a girlfriend, but I can still do something?
Maybe he was saying it like that, but once he was like, I got a girlfriend.
The vibe changed?
Yeah, I was just like, yeah, you know, I don't want to...
How did you feel when that happened?
You don't want a homework.
I'm just like, oh shit, you got a girlfriend.
You win something, you lose something.
That's cool.
She don't want a homework.
I like that.
What about you, Thailand?
Well, I don't approach, so I never get rejection because I don't approach.
I want some.
Sure enough, you don't get rejected because you don't approach.
What about you've been in a situation with a guy and then he breaks up with you?
Yeah, how about that?
Or he stops talking to you.
That's not happened because my first boyfriend, we break up because of long destination.
He just moved away.
But we more like talking.
Who broke up with who?
We just more like talk.
We're like, we should be friends because long distance is not going to work out.
But who made that decision, you or him?
I did.
You made it?
I know that it's not going to work out.
Okay.
Have you ever talked to a guy?
Well, actually, hold on.
No.
The guy earlier, you texted him and he didn't respond.
That's a rejection.
Wait, who?
Your boyfriend.
Yeah, her boyfriend.
Oh yeah, before you guys got together, you said he left you on red for like two years, and then he came back and stuff.
Yeah.
No, because we both don't remember how we met.
Yeah, you guys don't remember me.
Why is my phone number, why you have my phone number from two years ago, from 2021?
And he was like, yeah, I don't know, but when we meet each other again...
Yeah, but that technically counts as a rejection though.
Yeah, but when we meet each other again.
All right.
That's why you guys like to laugh.
I'm not trying to laugh.
That's why people sit together now.
Stay with the Asians.
What are you doing with each other?
I don't approach.
I don't approach.
I just like.
When have you ever been rejected?
Rejected or said no to?
Like she said, I'm not an approacher.
I've never really approached.
But there was this one time.
It was a few months ago, actually.
I had just gotten surgery.
I was single, by the way.
Me and my boyfriend...
Had broken up, but now we're back together, whatever.
Okay.
So he was on deployment, whatever.
So you guys been on and off for...
Just once.
And it was like a short break, too.
That counts as cheating.
I hope you know that.
I count it as cheating, too, but he doesn't.
So he knows.
You told him straight up.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
She got rejected.
That's one guy that got rejected.
We don't know the others.
So you tried to cheat and failed?
No, no, no, no.
Stop it, ladies.
Let her talk.
Man, she's a queen.
I was talking about him because he's been with other girls while we were broken up and I consider it cheating.
He doesn't.
There was one time we broke up for one day and he got really drunk that night.
He fucked the girl.
I consider it cheating.
He says he doesn't.
He told you or how do you know him?
He told me.
Yeah, literally the next morning he told me.
I was actually on duty.
I was on the ship and he had to work the next day and he came and he told me.
But what I was trying to say is that he broke up with me this time.
We weren't together.
It had been months and we had broken up and I had just gotten surgery on my foot and me and my mom had went to the commissary, which is like the grocery store.
And I was on the little electric scooters at the grocery store.
Oh, okay.
Well, she was handicapped technically.
Yeah, basically.
You couldn't walk.
And then there was this really handsome white man.
Like, super tall, whatever.
Like, he was really good looking.
And I come in, I tell my mom, I'm like, yo, mom, look at him.
Like, he is really handsome.
And she's like, oh, girl, get it.
And I'm like, no, I'm telling you.
And then I was like, no, like, I'm on a wheelchair.
I'm not going with him because I don't like approaching men.
You're like...
You gotta scoot up to him too.
Yo! Yo!
Yo!
My nigga said...
My nigga said, "Hannigan pussy!" I'm good at you.
The wheelchair head, wheelchair pussy now.
I'll tell you, bro.
Crazy.
All right, go ahead.
Continue on.
So then...
You rolled up to him?
No, I did not roll up to him.
- Roll up, roll up, roll up, roll up. - My mom was like, "Oh, you want me to go up for you?" I was like, no, no, no, you better not.
Like, please don't embarrass me.
Please do not embarrass me.
We're on base.
She was like, all right, fine, fine, fine, I won't.
Then I come in and go the other way.
She's like, look, he's right there.
She went up to him and she's like, hey, my mom's Hispanic.
She doesn't really talk in English too well.
So she was like, oh, hey.
She was talking in English, but it was like broken English.
She comes up, she's like, oh, my daughter over there, she like it.
You, you have a girlfriend?
He was like, oh, he looked over.
And I was like, oh, I'm sorry.
No, yeah, I do have a girlfriend.
And then I was just laughing.
My mom started laughing.
She walked up to me and then that was it.
Guys, remember that scenario right there.
He saw her and then said he has a girlfriend.
Remember that scenario.
So guy in store, alright.
What about you?
I don't really approach people because I'm shy.
Really?
You just said I'm a 9 because I have a blick on me.
I was joking.
It was a joke.
And then I said that if you were to sell drugs, you're back to a, whatever I said.
I said you're to a seven.
Anyway!
Back to the question.
Yes.
Nigga.
Okay, so I mean one time, I'm gonna be honest, one time like I met this boy and like we were cool like he was cool and then like I saw him on set the next day and then after that he was like oh like you know let's hang out.
We on set?
Yeah, we were on set for um Sexy Red's music video.
So he's a boy?
He had his own, like, his own, like, cameo in the video.
That's the least shy thing a girl could do.
What?
A sexy red music video?
No, we were literally anxious.
We didn't even...
You were there too?
Yeah, we modeled together.
Oh, come on.
Girl, I'm so serious.
You got a man!
You got a man!
What the fuck?
What the fuck you think we do?
Bounce that ass.
No.
Hold on.
Shade that ass for free?
No, no, no, no.
We didn't even record anything is a thing.
For the music video, we didn't do anything.
Let Fresh Cook.
Sorry.
Cook.
Nigga.
Oh, my bad.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
It's okay.
Models in Miami, bro, are definitely hot.
But you know the problem with Models in Miami?
They're hot for a reason.
Injections?
No, no, no.
Not only that.
They're for sale.
And you know how I know they're for sale?
How?
Respectfully, I've never gotten paid to fuck, and I'm really mad about that.
Wait, wait, wait.
What the fuck?
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute.
You just called yourself shy and then you're saying you regret not fucking for money?
No, no, no, no.
I'm saying like, I don't go after people to like get money.
You know, I go after for love.
Hold on, hold on.
But this is the thing.
They got offers, bro.
That's why if your girl's a model, get ready for some offers to go throw it on her face.
and 100 nicks a day she'll choose one not if you're loyal somebody made a song chris brown made a song he said what'd he say his holes ain't loyal neither are niggas okay sorry you're sorry but no yeah so um i saw him that night We were just like chilling and stuff.
We literally went to the furthest extent that you can go with somebody like we had sex call what it is.
And then after, I was like, oh, he fuck with me.
He fuck with me heavy.
And so I asked him, I'm like, so what are you looking for?
He was like, nah, I definitely don't want no girlfriend.
I was like, oh!
I was like, okay, type shit.
And I just went home.
But then it's like, yeah, that's the story.
Nothing else.
Did you ever see him again?
He doesn't live down here for me to see him again, but me personally, I wouldn't go and see him again because after the fact that I look at him, I'm like, he's skimmy.
He's still here, though!
You're right.
What music video was this?
For Get It Sexy, but I barely...
What's it called?
Get It Sexy!
Are you in the video?
Like, I could show you where we're in the video.
Okay, and he's in the video too?
Yeah, he's in the video.
Hey, if you see this, I don't care.
Hold on, how many rounds you did?
Like one.
It was for like a long, like a little long.
Because you know what they do?
The first round they use condoms and the second round they say fuck it.
No, no, no, no, no.
We didn't do that.
You would know, Fresh, huh?
He would know.
He would know.
I would know.
I would know, nigga.
I would know, nigga.
I know.
What timestamp?
What timestamp in the video?
We don't know.
I'd have to show you.
I got you, bro.
I'll point her out.
She got a hoe for real, man.
Bro, I am not a hoe.
I'm just kidding, kid.
I'm kidding.
Yeah, I know, nigga.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Chill out.
All right.
No ass.
What's that?
Sexy Red needs to go to Sexy Gem.
You gotta skip, skip.
Skip it for a little bit.
We're on Rumble so you can play this bullshit if you want.
It's up to you.
*Mario plays* Yeah, he is in the video.
Where are you?
This is all Zionist propaganda.
I ain't looking for no man, I ain't report.
Yeah.
It's like, someone shows a Tariq machine.
Get back.
With a thick, crummel skin, fire, fire, this bitch.
You're gonna point out where you're looking.
I ain't looking for no man, I ain't report.
Yeah.
I ain't looking for no man, I ain't report.
I ain't looking for no man, I ain't report.
Yeah.
I ain't looking for no man, I ain't report.
Yeah, is this what modeling is this what modeling is?
Yeah, I guess it's what modeling is.
We're big ass white tees like it's 04.
Alright, where you at here?
This is not modeling.
You see my eyebrows?
Can I play?
No, no, no, no, because it needs to go slow.
This shit is ruining the country, bro.
Thanks.
Literally.
You know what?
Right there.
What?
Oh.
You're going to the back.
That doesn't even count.
That's actually only .5 a second.
All right.
You're ready to pause here in a second.
No, we have another scene in it, too.
Where?
Fast forward it.
Where are you at here?
Is that you in the black?
Nigga, we can't even see you!
What the fuck?
Where's the dude?
Is he in there too?
Where's he at?
Nigga, we can't see shit!
So he's not in this video?
No, he is.
I'm just not gonna say no names or point out a name.
What about you?
Time you got rejected.
Well, I'm lucky because the first time that I made the first shot, that's it.
We're together.
Period.
That's it.
I mean, he technically rejected me for the job, but...
You said it was a juice shop?
Yeah, Joe and the Juice.
That's where we met.
What do they sell, bagels and dreidels?
No!
No, Joe and the Juice, it's Icelandic.
It's like a better Starbucks.
I took Mo and Bill's there for breakfast.
Is anyone else here in Juice Shop or am I the only one?
Juice.
Like celery and kale.
Alright, we have a video to play.
So he's your first man that you've ever...
No, I wish, but no.
We got a video, right, Bills?
Yeah.
Mo?
Our ladies.
Give me a full opinion on this video.
I think it's hilarious what happened in this video.
And it's a prank, but it's actually pretty funny.
Also, we're going to move to Cow's Club, right?
Yeah.
Guys, we're going to move to Cow's Club.
Come on over to Cow's Club.
We're going to play a video here, and then we're going to react to it.
Or do you want to play the video first, then react to it?
We'll play it first, and then...
Alright, we'll play a video, then we'll react to it.
Alright, let's go ahead.
Bruh.
Bruh, bruh, bruh.
She's staring into the abyss now.
At this point, we'll give you guys the videos first, then we'll go.
Okay.
He was shocked by her sister.
So, hold on.
Keep in mind, remember her story, the Navy, right?
The grocery store?
Yeah, remember her story with the grocery store?
He looked over and saw her, and then...
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
All right.
My friend thinks you're really cute, and she's just shy.
Is it okay if she comes over?
Does he have drip?
No.
What the fuck is that?
He looks like 2000.
He's dressed like it's 2000.
It's funny, you're a background character.
This is like a background character of a 50 cent video in 2003.
You talking about me?
No, not me.
Come here, this is my sister!
This is my sister!
Why?
She's cute!
This is my twin!
What are you talking about?
That's my sister.
You're married?
No...
It's okay.
All of a sudden, he's married!
All of a sudden he's married, right?
Play a little bit.
- Oh my gosh, bro. - - That was so good.
- Hi, my friend thinks you're really cute. - It's like Charleston.
- But at the beginning it's like, yeah, where's your friend at?
You bad as fuck.
He sees her and is like, oh, I'm married.
I got a question for the girls actually.
I got a good question for the girls.
What the fuck, bro?
The question is, before we switch to Castle Club is, have you ever...
Try to put on one of your female friends, knowing damn well that she wasn't attractive, but you wanted her to be nice.
She's an ooga-booga.
And I want to go ahead and get the truth on this, because I know every fucking girl has done this dumb shit before.
Where you try to put on, yeah, you try to put on your friend, and you know she's an ugly bitch, and you still try to set her up.
So, alright, we're going to have a discussion on ugly hoes here on Cats Club, guys.
Let's switch on over, come on over, ninjas, to Cats Club right now.
Cats Club right now.
Cats Club on TV, join in.
If you're not, this is where the show ends for you, ninjas.