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May 17, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
05:55:44
Climb To Master
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Alright, alright, alright.
All right, let's see here.
All right, chat.
Let's see here.
here.
Let me look on X.
See how we're doing.
Alright, I see us live on X.
See if I got the audio.
Hmm.
Alright, give me ones in the chat if you guys can hear me.
We should be live on...
I see we're live on X.
Let me see if we're live on Rumble yet.
We're on Rumble.
Alright, we're live on Rumble.
Sweet.
Alright, Ninjas, can you hear the audio good?
Give me one if you guys can hear the audio.
China Man, I don't know if you can hear it though.
Yeah, I can hear it.
You hear the sound effects too?
Yeah.
I hear it in stream.
Alright.
Oh, you hear it on the stream, but you didn't hear it like with me right now, right?
I hear it.
I hear it too.
Alright, let's go ahead.
Let's do it.
As y'all can see, I'm diamond right now.
Time to smack these kids up.
I just came back from the gym, guys.
We went 6-2 before I went to the gym.
Welcome to the stream.
We're going to give y'all three streams today.
We're going to give you guys the gaming stream right now.
Then we got the podcast later.
So we got some heat today, man.
We got some heat coming today.
Definitely got some heat coming today, my friends.
It's gonna be a good time.
I'm here with Chinaman.
Let me see if Awkward's on.
And I'll see if I can play with Bradley too.
Yeah, I know.
We're live streaming on Twitch, Twitter, and Rumble.
Okay.
But good morning, guys.
Good morning, good morning.
We're gonna destroy some scrubs today.
Good evening for me.
Yeah, it's nighttime for Chinaman, though.
Looks like we got some victims.
The record right now is 6-2, guys.
I was playing this morning and then I went to the gym.
I'm done with the gym.
So now we're just gonna destroy bad kids for a bit.
Let's smack them up.
Okay, team chat.
Uh, yeah.
As you guys can see, I'm playing on Bill's account because my main account is banned right now.
Good morning to all you ninjas.
About to smack up some scrubs on this.
I find out my new favorite support.
Look at the state of the world.
Something has to change.
It's literally a better version of 76.
Once we get some more viewers, I'm going to give you guys an update of what we got going on with the predator that we caught the other day.
I'll give you guys an update.
Got some of those this morning.
Alright.
Don't die, girl.
Guys, play back a bit because...
Oh, man.
Sojourner's already weak.
Ram on point.
Okay.
Lucille's skinning over here, moving away.
Want a hydrant to zoom down on these boys?
McCree dead.
Soldier in here, soldier in here.
He's on the left.
Soldier in one, soldier in one on the left.
Finish.
Ram is low.
Okay, here we go.
Guys, my aim isn't on point yet because, uh...
I just got back from the gym, so I'm feeling a little...
You know what I'm saying?
I gotta get warmed up.
but we gonna smack these boys up anyway, don't matter.
We're Korean Lucy on the theater.
They got an ass now.
Lucio weak as hell Ash in a corner over there Hit it with the helix, good finish.
Ram trying to come in?
Ram trying to come in?
Ram in the hotel.
Oh, God.
How'd I die to that?
All right.
I can't get away with this.
He is going to knock him off the payload.
Join him.
I'm gonna take the high ground in the back, guys.
The Chinaman.
Is it just me and you and chat?
Yep.
Of course.
Mercurillo?
Ram hiding in the corner.
Asha on the high ground Ram is low He's in the hotel with Lucio.
They got Echo now.
I got visor What the fuck man Holy crap Bro This goal just died for no reason Yep If I'm still standing I'm still fighting
The navigation matrix ready.
Ram.
Oh nice bundle.
Bro I'm behind the- I'm behind the front cover.
Yo, you know the ball in our team just got us killed, right?
I saw it on the kill cam.
The ball threw him up in the air and that's what killed us.
That's why he got us.
Abba is a fucking idiot, bro.
Literally just got us killed behind him.
Cause I was wondering how he killed us too.
He switched though, thank god.
I've been quiet here.
I've been quiet here.
Kill this fucking ram!
Okay.
Fuck man.
Oh, rubber.
That's better.
This guy just finished on the save run.
Oh, I'm pretty much.
McCree!
McCree-1 McCree-1 McCree-1 Nanobeast administered Let's go!
A couple of them are running on me.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up there.
Meet your fate.
It's time.
My army healing, ready for you.
Fight comfort, fight comfort, fight comfort, fight comfort.
Keep going back.
Ram is half.
Heeeegg, that's sweet.
He's low.
Wow, bro.
Yo, our tank always dies first, man.
God damn.
Leonard, please fight more around the comfort.
Still got some fighting here.
This tank cannot...
Gram is low.
Gram is low again.
I got Visor.
Be there by to you Oh Oh I got my sights So Because this ramp was slow That's his dad
I'm I'm Oh McCree in the corner, weak.
Good finish.
Soldier in hell.
That's Eastlaw on the left.
Enemy over here.
Soldier up top.
That's this one.
That's this one.
Oh, energy for you.
Over here!
We're clear on the left, we're clear on the left, we're clear on the left.
I know you're not going to come to sleep.
It's your fate.
Nanoboos have minute.
We're even with it.
Rocket barrage in the home.
This ends now.
Ram can die!
Got him!
We're gonna die, man!
No, I'm not!
No, I'm not!
McCree!
McCree and Baptiste Lowe!
In the back!
McCree won!
McCree won!
What the fuck?!
Stay sharp!
Fight cover, man!
Fight cover!
I'm running!
I'm running!
They're chasing me, though!
Fuck Bro complete You're running into them, I see.
Yeah, bro, but there was nowhere else for me to go.
There was three of them right there.
Our Orisa fucking sucks, man.
No, I couldn't go behind.
I was stuck there.
Or no, maybe I could have ran around behind.
You can.
You can.
You absolutely can.
You're just too panicked You're on the high ground They're only McCree and Anna.
They cannot chase you.
They're not fast as you.
Every soldier needs a cause.
No one's a natural.
We all have to put in the work.
You better keep up.
This isn't a daycare.
Yep, only us in the team chat.
Then I better not be disappointed.
Kids also disappoint you.
I've done things I'm not proud of.
Time to start making up for it.
Our, uh, our tank is terrible.
Hey!
Five.
Hello.
Three.
All right.
What's up?
Two.
One.
Attack commencing.
Capture objective A.
Try to show some discipline up there.
Enemy here!
Baptista's wall, ass in the battery.
Enemy over here!
The fuck!
Enemy here!
God damn it, man.
She looks like she didn't even hit her, bro.
Ashe is gone, Ashe is gone.
That's a big thing.
That's he slow Oh Poor
man.
Mucky on you guys!
I need healing Monkey on you guys, monkey on you guys Careful, there's more of them than us Who needs healing?
Careful, your air has been overwhelmed Monkey is low on the right What the fuck, Sorsion?
Sorsion up top, Sorsion up top Let me keep watching this monster Let me get out of the heat Come on.
Monkey low, monkey low.
I'm low too, bro.
Dead.
I don't know if we're winning, but we're better than you play low.
Redeploying.
Monkey dead.
I don't even know how we got that.
What's up?
I've got men.
You're the version one.
Monkey low on the side.
I don't know why this monkey just...
Monkey low on the side!
Soldier!
Disrupting!
This ends now!
Confirmed!
Double!
Alright.
I can't get away with this.
They use like three ultimates.
Overclock.
Fimal.
I got a Visor.
All right.
He's out of position.
Nice sleep on him up.
He's weak.
He's weak though.
He's weak.
What is that melody?
Kill this monkey.
Let's go, let's kill this idiot.
Dead.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
On a low as well, on the side.
silly human my game team my ultiman is ready join me I'm shooting the monkey.
Monkey on payload.
Slow.
T-Slow.
Closure and dead.
Baptiste, slow.
I need this one.
Get fucked, you idiot.
Starting to warm up now.
these kids are trash.
Monkey on the left.
Monkey on the left.
Monkey top left.
Bro, Monkey weak up top.
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him.
McCree one.
McCree one on the left.
Soldier one on the right.
Now this kid sucked, bro.
Baptiste dead.
Arna on the left What the fuck?
Monkey on me Monkey one They got a Pharah now too Pharah one, Pharah one on point They got a Sonshot too I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
What is that melody?
Monkey up top.
Monkey, whoa.
Monkey can die.
Barrier unsuccessful.
They're on the left.
They're on the left.
We're on the left, one shot.
No.
Throw on the left.
Yeah, I keep feeling it, guys.
He is catching fire in my sights.
Monkey on the left.
They'll regret that.
Mom is here.
Time for R&R.
Push that payload.
Now you go!
Smoky on the left, you can die!
Thank you!
One dead!
Push!
They're Feral, one shot!
Feral, one shot shot!
Let them up!
Soldier melted!
Feral melted!
I'm a man of mission!
Ram, ram, ram on point, ram on point.
Melt him, melt him.
Let's go.
Soldier on, sir, tracer, tracer, tracer.
Got her too.
Let's go.
I'm not trying to...
These kids are fucking barbarous, man.
Alright, let me read some of these chats real quick.
We got...
Hey, Myronstar, played two weeks ago.
Loved the game.
I'm really, really good with D.Va, but goddamn, I have a sick-ass team.
What's your game, Armageddon?
Armageddon, I don't know what your rank is, bro.
bro we're playing at a diamond level right now.
Shots OG King life man.
Yeah, the reaction channels react to me because they know that, you know, they can get content because they don't have any real talent.
They can't do anything but react to people that actually do have talent like me.
Losers.
Let's see here Stick with me and you'll climb.
Yeah guys my current rank right now is a diamond five I'm Diamond 5 right now.
It's not my job to get you back alive.
But stay close to me, and we might manage it anyway.
What's up, please?
He plays Overwatch too, man.
He's not bad.
He's Diamond Mora, bro.
You're still hiding.
Where are you coming back from?
I'm trying, Fareeha.
Please be patient with me.
I've been patient for years.
What's a little while longer?
I message awkward too.
Alright.
Be careful, they got a Widow.
Oh shit, Widow.
Widow's on top of the movie theater.
Creon point.
Bro, what the fuck?
30 seconds remaining.
*gunshot* Over there.
I've seen tougher spots.
Repositioning.
Ram, Ram's in the hotel.
Objective lost.
10 seconds remaining.
Go high ground, Maren.
Go high ground.
See you again.
I'm still fighting.
They all were just staring at me when I was on the high ground, but when they fucking killed me, I don't know where the team was, man.
This fucking tank was in the hotel for no reason, man.
Maren, run to the high ground.
The other way, the other way.
Widowmaker was there.
I mean the other way.
What the hell?
Redeploying.
Alette, sniper located.
Oh Oh Oh Oh That payload is not going anywhere Ram is chasing you Ram is chasing Bro Oh The payload has reached the checkpoint
Wow Getting fucking rolled, you.
I'm back it up, I'm back it I'm back it up, he's one shot.
He's one shot.
I got it dude.
You can't wait.
Don't save him.
I'm going to throw it.
I'm shooting him with you.
I'm shooting him with you.
Ram is low on...
Oh my god, bro.
This dude, man.
My human just died for no fucking reason.
McCree on payload, one shot.
McCree on...
Rocket Barrage, let the Kitsune guide you!
Our tank is just AFK. I've got you in my sights.
3-1.
Fuck the fuck, man.
Meet your fate.
Our tank didn't fight?
Our tank just hit.
Yeah, he's AFK. I knew something was off, bro.
3-5.
Switching sides.
Man, what a fucking pain dude.
Getting idiot teammates, man.
Never fails, bro.
The tank diff is crazy right now.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Morigwetch.
Hello.
Hello.
No mistakes.
I had a bad habit.
Your worth is a hypothesis.
Prove it.
Look at the state of the world.
Something has to change.
Marigwech.
Greetings.
There is always room for improvement.
Hello.
What's up?
What's up?
Hello?
Five, two, three...
1.
Attack Commencing.
Capture Objective A. Oh,
one shot on the main.
Good finish.
There he won.
Carry one!
I got slapped.
We got it.
Nice.
On point.
10 seconds.
There is too much at stake to fill now.
Over time.
I'll get to the end of capture.
See?
Our Riss is gonna die, yeah.
Yeah, come get healed.
Dude, what are you doing?
They push you.
Iron, come back!
Come back!
Let them up Oh, nice window.
That's gonna force them to stay back a bit I'm up top There's an on up top.
Kill this ramp.
What the fuck?
Who's ass?
Kill him!
He's one!
Are you the idiot?
Kill these motherfuckers!
He's one!
Kill the ram!
What the fuck?
Ash is one!
Let's go!
Kids are trapped, so I gotta fucking rise up this next time.
I'm not losing these motherfuckers, man.
They're garbage.
Arisa, don't die, bro.
Please don't fucking die, man.
Fuck.
Yeah, I know he can't.
Coming at you.
Two men, two men, please.
I'm going to have to pop a visor when they push up.
Just to make sure that they don't...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's see here.
We can use first to marry.
Oh, we got it.
We got it.
We got it.
Good, good, good.
That maze.
No, no, no, no.
Use now, marry.
Use now.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
Fuck, man.
I give it the immortality, but...
Armageddon says, I'm Bronze4, but I can carry my team.
I mean, I have a sucky-ass team.
What's your gamertag?
I'll be on Saturday, Sunday.
You're the gold man.
Yeah, bro.
You're Bronze.
You can't even play with us, bro.
You're too late.
Oh, he got nano.
That's why.
That's why he can kill me so fast.
All right.
Now we're six and three.
Let me swap to end.
So I can play tank and healer too.
It's too late.
We got queued up.
Next match.
Prepare for battle.
Select your hero.
Oh nice, I can swap Alright, someone left.
Alright, go ahead.
Alright guys, let's see here.
Gage with you on the chat a little bit.
Let's see.
Here it goes.
After hours tomorrow.
Oh.
W Vitali Stream Iron.
How was it catching up with the whole job?
It was good, man.
It was a good time.
You know, obviously catching these predators.
I was talking to the detective this morning.
She needs the full video, though, from Kik.
So I messaged them and told them this.
So hopefully they get it to her.
But yeah.
So.
Now, Bradley's not shit overwatch, guys.
He's actually pretty good.
He's a diamond.
He plays Moira.
Let's see here.
Wait, guys.
FNFSuperChat.com.
If you guys want to go in and get involved.
It's a little bit easier to read when it comes from there.
Let's see here.
You guys got anything you guys want me to react to?
You got to pick a roll, China man.
You got to pick a roll.
Yo, China Man, are you there?
I think he's switching accounts, guys.
I think he's switching accounts.
Jake Paul and Mike Tyson.
Let's see here.
The face-off.
Let's see here.
All right, yeah, we can do that.
Thank you.
What the fuck?
This is so weird.
Let's see here.
Iron?
Yeah, I'm here, bro.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can't.
This is so weird.
Why is this account still in the team?
It's fine, I'll just get it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kick this out.
Alright, I got a video here the audience wants me to play.
Go ahead, pick your thing.
All right.
So, your Iron Mike, man, the baddest man on the planet.
Chad, give me ones if you guys can hear the audio.
Give me ones if you guys can hear the audio.
How's this fight gonna go, man, against this Disney kid?
Hey, listen, Ray.
It was good why it lasted for Jake, okay?
It was good why it lasted.
It's not gonna last much longer.
You're fat, Jake.
Mike!
Jake Paul has- Alright, you said my mic is low?
Alright, I'll turn it up.
Alright.
Aspirations be a world championship level boxer from what you've seen so far.
Will he be a world champion boxer someday?
Let me just be honest, he's improved a lot.
Yes, he did improve a lot, but he's not going to have a good night when he fights me on July 20th.
Every win you get, every knockout you get, you seem to level up, but there's still people, there's haters against you, there's people that say you aren't a real boxer.
If and when you beat Mike Tyson, is this the fight that puts the stamp on Jake Paul the boxer?
Yeah, 100%.
They say he's the baddest man on the planet, so let's find out.
Apparently he's the final boss, moving up the heavyweight and continue to prove all these dumbasses wrong.
That's what I do my whole entire life.
Yeah, I mean, this is a money grab.
It is what it is, man.
Alright, we got a game, guys.
Actually, I'll keep playing until you.
Boo yourselves.
Boo yourselves.
Jake, I will say this.
It's one thing to fight athletes, another thing to fight KSI. What in the hell went through your mind when you said, you know what, I want to fight Mike Tyson?
I love the biggest challenges in the world.
Alright, we got a game, guys.
Guys, time to wreck these scrubs.
Yay, let's go.
What the fuck?
Bro.
Oh, lol.
What?
That's not nice.
I don't know if you're a girl or a kid, but just mute your mic, man.
Is that your real voice?
Okay, that's not nice though.
Like, what the heck?
Are you like changing your voice on purpose?
Or is it your real voice?
That's how I got it.
I'm taking underground on Sojourn.
Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom!
Doom is weak.
Doom is low.
Sojourn is charged, be careful.
Yep, yep, yep.
She's like half.
She has a charge.
Railgun.
I cannot get to her.
She's too far.
Soldier and low?
Hit finish.
Doom missed punch.
He's low, he's low.
Doom is low behind us.
Good finish.
Let's go.
Let's go.
These guys are terrible on the other team bro.
We're gonna try to take some space.
Good, good, good, good.
I'm on robot.
Sojourn up on a high ground.
Her and Echo.
Sojourn and Echo up top.
Doom Doom Doom Kill his ass kill his ass He's won Doom is won Doom is won Idiot Echo Echo Echo 1 Echo Uhhhhhh She's She's caught me Doom chasing I'm kinda fucked For the part Sure Come on Keep it
Ugh Ugh Ugh I'm gonna have Graf for the next fight.
We have everything.
Don't use everything at the same time.
Who, me?
I'm here.
Okay, we're not grouped.
Yeah This big Shit I don't know.
Surrender to my will.
Meteor strike.
My ultimate is ready.
Doom is on you, Moira.
Doom is on Moira.
Doom is low.
Doom is low right here.
Good finish.
Soldier in here?
Soldier in this one?
Good finish.
There we go.
Good shit.
Echo is the last one.
Echo is the last one.
Let's kill this bitch.
It's her and Mercy.
F**k this horse!
You're dying!
F**k you!
Let's go!
I have no bubble for you.
Doom is one!
Doom is one!
Kill this idiot!
It's minhp!
You're a liar!
Soldier, you're a liar!
He was low, bro.
But the Mercy saved him.
He was like...
three...
three-fourths of HP. Soldier, not top!
Soldier, not top!
Let the Kitsune guide you!
Doom is low.
Doom is low.
He's one.
Soldier in one.
Soldier in one.
Oh my god bro.
Oh man.
Fucking garbage this kid man.
He can't even aim man.
He's just hitting these fucking railguns like I'm lucky.
Oh they got a Reinhardt.
And they wasted Kitsune.
Come back, Marin.
Don't go in, soldier.
Don't go in.
We need to go pep.
They're chasing me.
Wow.
Kill!
- He's running away.
- Three dead on our team.
I'm pushing Robot.
Tell the Reinhardt he's an idiot.
I'm moving Robot. - Robot secure.
Repeat, robot secured.
They got Farah now, and Reinhardt.
Reinhardt!
Mercy low, mercy low, mercy low over there.
Right behind my room!
Enemy here!
I'll have some dirt on it, but...
Let's go.
The dead ought to remain so.
The robot is pushing the body gate!
I'm on fire!
Everyone follow me!
Fair low fair low fair low.
This is Zenia down.
Ryan is down half.
Ryan is down.
Ryan is low.
Ryan is low on the right.
Fire up your line, man.
Still firing.
I've got minutes.
Who needs me?
I need you.
Zen?
The robot is moving the barricade.
Zen has one?
Sojourn?
and the back of the mercy pocket you you I've got you in my sights.
Let's go.
Helping these kids.
Pharaoh?
Pharaoh can two.
I killed three.
Let's go.
Fucking scrubs, man.
Ryan, could I? Ryan has one.
He could die.
Zen in the back.
Good stuff.
Fuck those kids.
We destroyed them.
You're an angry boy.
Nah, I just don't like losing.
Unlike French.
Yeah, who does?
What are you, French?
What?
What are you, French?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, your country loses all the time so we're used to it.
You wanna mess with me?
You wanna mess with me?
Bro, we have a history of winning.
We lost just one war.
Yeah, to the dude with the mustache.
You're an embarrassment.
Your country sucks, bro.
Shut up.
Hey, one French dude tried to talk shit to me, bro.
Fuck outta here, man.
Country's trash.
Your president is in a questionable relationship trying to talk shit to me, bro.
Fuck outta here, man.
Alright, back to the video.
That's what's made my whole entire career, is taking big risks.
And I want the toughest guy out there.
I want the biggest fights.
And making history is what I've done my whole entire career.
And this is no different.
Netflix, Mike Tyson, it doesn't get any bigger than this.
And everyone will see July 20th.
I will prove them wrong once again.
I think you're suicidal.
I think you're suicidal.
That's what I think.
How do you respond to people who are critical about this fight taking place in the first place at all because of your differences, particularly your age?
Well, I don't see too many people critical about it.
Look at this.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Critics, I mean.
Excuse me?
Critics.
You know, people in the industry.
Who?
Tell me who.
Name us somebody.
You?
Who?
Folks who say it.
Thanks.
Yeah, no, thanks.
My question's for Jake.
Jake, you say you want to be a serious boxer and you want to be a contender and be a title holder.
So then when in your career are you going to actually fight a contender in your weight class and not do gimmick fights?
I think he just called Mike Tyson a gimmick?
Mike Tyson's 58 years old or will be at the time of the fight, yes.
As much as I respect Mike Tyson and his...
Will you fight him?
Why did you just call me again?
I didn't call you anything.
Why did you call me?
I didn't call you anything.
Nice job from Jake.
It's been four years in this sport, and I've done more to it than any boxer in the history of this sport.
So in due time, sir, I will be fighting for a world championship, and I will be shutting you the fuck up and making you eat your own words, just like the rest of these fucking punks.
What makes each of you so confident that you'll get the win come July 20th?
I don't know.
Picture me losing to him.
You're gonna have a lot of pictures of it, Mike.
Oh, we're in the thick of it now.
Majority of your fights, we've certainly seen the power on display.
Who did he knock out?
Who did he knock out?
Little children.
He never knocked out a real man.
Come on.
He's questioning your power, Jake.
He said you haven't knocked out a legitimate fighter of his elf.
Alright.
We'll finish the plus conference after.
Oh shit.
Escort the payload.
No.
They are mobilizing.
Night break.
Don't get shot.
Harkstyle.
Here.
I need help.
Be killed.
I'll keep you up.
Careful.
We're outnumbered.
Let me balance you out.
Under a block.
I'm here.
Keep pushing.
Push the payload.
Now.
Hust they in.
Over there.
Someone call?
Just take them.
Sniper.
I'm here.
Sojourn.
Over there.
Grab number.
Stay sharp.
Grab number.
Stay safe.
Oh!
We need to move the payload.
No time to waste.
All right, we got the Susantis.
Zen?
Zen on payload?
And sojourner too What a one is none of these that's made This ends now.
Bro.
Holy.
This ends now.
Every soul turn needs a cause.
Oh, I guess my healer just died too fast.
Zenyatta is here.
The Sigma's in our spawn.
Are you shooting them?
Some gen I know Oh my god who shoot me?
Myron, don't shoot, he's a quarterback.
I wasn't shooting him, man.
Whatever, who shoot him?
Don't peek the window!
Don't peek the window!
I don't know where is that?
Segment's low.
There we go, dead.
Let's go Where's my team?
Yo, Zen is low on the side.
Zen on the left, Zen on the left by himself, he's low.
Oh my god, bro.
Where?
He was on the left where you were just at.
On the low ground, though.
He wasn't on the high ground.
No one can hide from my sight.
Bro, you guys die too fast!
Healing fortified.
Zen in the room on the left.
Pass into the iron.
Baptiste here, Baptiste here, Baptiste.
Dead?
Zen?
Dead?
Widowmaker up top?
Dead?
Stop.
We got it.
Not stressful for no reason.
Alright, let's go.
Because our healer just keeps dying for no fucking reason.
Yo, Sigma, Sigma up top.
He's discorted.
Oh, he's low.
He's low, he's low on the over there.
Oh wow.
He's low.
Fuck he's low man Yeah Alright, good stuff, good stuff.
Come back with a visor.
Uhhh man.
Then one.
Give it to soldier if you can.
Never mind, it's fine.
smooth payload keep moving payload I'm here got McCree now I think Need healing Alright, we got it.
We got D.Va too.
D.Va up top.
D.Va's about to be D-Max.
Good stuff.
She's low Bunch of them leak over there McCree!
Baby D.Va on top.
She got her mech back.
She got her mech back.
Lifeweaver and D.Va top black.
And they got a soldier and a carry on the right.
Soldier carry on the right.
It's go time.
Diva on point.
She's about to be out of mech.
She's out.
Baby Diva?
Kiri heal?
What the fuck?
One shot of Kiri.
What an idiot.
This kid sucks.
I don't even know how the fuck...
These kids are trash.
Our healer keeps getting picked by Widow at this angle.
They wasted so much turns.
Prepare your defenses.
Select your hero.
Alright, let's fuck them up.
He didn't knock out Tommy Fury.
Your response to that Jake?
Hey look, he's right.
I can't stand here and say I did those things but what I promise to the people is on July 20th Mike will be put to sleep and he will feel my power and I will go down as the man who put Tyson to sleep for the last time What is this?
Don't want this Clown world bro They got Widow Okay.
Backing up.
Almost.
Didn't move there.
Oh, she's dead.
Soldier on payload.
Soldier on payload.
And they got a hog, too.
Good choice.
Hog is low.
Hog on the left.
Hog on the left.
Hog's on the left.
No hook on Hog right now.
Hog Discord on the left.
Got him.
Nice Discord.
Soldier and Brig.
Brig on payload.
Brig is low.
Rig is one?
Melted?
These kids are trash.
Oh, they got a ball too?
I'm on the- I'm shooting the hell up this ball.
Oh, they got Widow still!
Oh, I'm dead.
Okay.
That's not good.
Oh, that's okay.
They'll regret that.
Thanks.
Widowmaker, okay.
Ball on the right, ball on the right.
Ball is coming towards us, Kiri.
Ball.
Ball right here.
Use my heal sorcerer.
Ball is low.
I got a visor.
Ball can die, ball can die, ball can die.
Widowmaker up top on the left.
Widow gone.
I'm gonna visor here.
You ready?
Why Start Fuck!
Got stuck in a corner.
Got one here!
Redeploying.
Their payload's on the move!
Stop them!
Turn out payload one shot!
Carry one shot on the- What the fuck?
Get the fuck out of it!
Carry one shot, good finish.
Bitch.
Break.
Bridge one shot.
Dead.
Alright, ball running.
That sucks.
Widow, Widow.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
I'm backed up.
Hey I'm ready to overclock.
Backing up.
Fucking...
Wall here.
Oh, they got a McCree now.
Wall low, wall low, wall low, block his eye.
McCree on the left here, McCree on the left.
Kill this idiot, he's out of position.
You're a fucked idiot.
Ten seconds.
I can't touch it.
Walk in touch.
Game over.
Kids are trapped.
Get fucked, dummies.
What are we?
7 and...
8 and 3.
Let's go.
Play of the game This ends now All right, let's see what else we got here At the reporter met Oh
How do you respond to people who are critical about this fight taking place in the first place at all because of your differences, particularly your age?
Well, I don't see too many people critical about it.
Look at this.
Critics, I mean.
Excuse me?
Critics, you know, people in the industry.
Who?
Tell me who?
Name of somebody.
You?
Who?
Folks, who say it?
Thanks.
Yeah, no, thanks.
The mic is triggered.
Hold on, hold on.
Jacob Denimore with the ticket in Dallas.
My question's for Jake.
Jake, you say you want to be a serious boxer and you want to be a contender and be a title holder.
So then, when in your career are you going to actually fight a contender in your weight class and not do gimmick fights?
I think he just called Mike Tyson a gimmick.
Just another day in the office.
Alright, we'll finish this off here in a second.
Time to punish some more scrubs.
Round one.
Capture the objective.
I believe it.
Alright.
Snack these kids up.
What do they got?
We got Reaper, Winston...
Monkey on the left.
Reaper on the left too.
Reaper on point.
And Wraith mode it out.
Got it.
Alright.
Okay, we're smacking them up.
Let's go.
Tracer's trying to come left.
Tracer's gonna come around from the left-hand side.
They were getting smacked up so bad they had to end the game.
Alright, fair enough.
Alright.
Let me queue it up.
Let's get back to a gentleman It's been four years in this sport and I've done more to it than any boxer in the history of the sport so So in due time, sir, I will be fighting for a world championship and I will be shutting you the fuck up and making you eat your own words.
Just like the rest of these fucking punks.
See the left here.
Brandon Childs, Arlington Urban Media and Entertainment.
This question is for both of you gentlemen.
What makes each of you so confident that you'll get the win come July 20th?
I don't know.
Picture me losing to him.
You're gonna have a lot of pictures of it, Mike.
I don't see it.
Last question.
They're gonna make a bunch on this.
Hey, this question is for Jake.
Being that you've come to Dallas countless times and sold out the American Arena and even now AT&T Stadium now, I want to ask you, would you consider Dallas your home turf as far as a fighter?
Clear heads, sharp eyes.
Nah, Cleveland born and raised.
Cleveland born and raised.
Thank you so much for watching this video, and make sure to subscribe.
Alright, join team chat now.
We'll create Tracer.
Let's mobilize.
And a monkey.
I see Tracer.
Yeah, I look at that.
Monkey top middle.
Lit carry.
Mariner come back.
Yeah.
The body healing ready for you.
My green my freaking time I'm running Monkey monkey monkey walk Monkey monkey walk Who'd they do it?
Enemy here McCree McCree Someone shoot McCree please I am shooting him and I am shooting him but he's fucking...
I'm backflash Where's my team?
They gotta do him first now.
McCree one!
McCree one!
McCree low too.
Doom low.
He's running.
McCree in the room over there.
Tracer on Bob McCree, I mean Doom Doom Doom Doom on I mean Doom Doom Doom Doom on me Oh man Everything is wrong
I swear to god I got no keys Back we go Objective lost Stop the payload The name's Cassidy This is one by the way Tracer Yeah, she's up top.
Doom on the top left.
What are you doing?
Doom is one, Doom is one, Doom is one Nice ult Of course Yeah, he had to use meter strike How's it going?
*Sigh* okay my team just AF here right?
They'll regret that.
I think you need to focus less on my inting and more on my defending impact.
No mislock.
You could die.
I'll hide one.
I'll cry on the side with Mercy.
Watch out for the Tracer.
Kree's on the left Kree has the mercy pocket He's down middle.
McCree over there with Mercy.
They're just moving to payload for free man.
McCree top middle.
Force Mercy right on him.
Goofus!
We got the McCree please, he's fucking with the Mercy below.
Yeah, I hook him.
You guys keep dying into their DPS. You can watch the replay.
I hook him every time.
Fuck, I got no help.
I've died three times to the Z. I was shooting him the whole time, bro.
I was literally just shooting him the whole time.
I got no support.
Not my problem.
What do you mean?
You've died three times by yourself literally walking forward.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Our team's trying to deal with people in our backline.
When was my last trip to Copacabana?
Hmm, too long ago.
Yeah, get it over with.
Right, if you hook the Doom and I'll just, like, sleep it or whatever.
Or aren't you?
Let's move faster than them.
Oh, no.
Cree up top with the mercy pocket.
Doom on the stairs right there guys.
Doom is one.
Tracer on me over here.
She recalled.
She's low Nice hook on the...
Doom is low!
Doom is low!
He can die!
He's anti too.
Mercy in the back, healing him.
Doom up top, weak.
Kiri on the left!
McCree on the left!
Tracer!
Kiri here!
Get the pussy.
Kiri won!
Kiri won!
literally one.
We got thrown payload.
Healers are on payload, guys, so be careful.
Doom.
I'm with you guys.
You're shooting him.
He's on the building on the right.
He's blocking.
He dropped down.
He's up top with you, Genji.
They got Sorcerer on the- I'm shooting them with you!
He's one!
He's one!
Force!
Fucking gay ass ult me.
Sorcerer's behind us.
Got her!
Sorcerer, Sorcerer!
One!
Finish her off!
She's one shot, Genji!
Fuck, nevermind.
She's with the Mercy.
Do a miss one!
Do a miss one at the back!
Surgeon low.
Ana one.
Good finish.
Tracer bind us.
Tracer bind us.
Let's fucking go.
These kids are trash.
Fucking garbage, man.
I don't even know how they pushed it all the way on us.
This is where your accent is from.
What was that?
Where you from, man?
Huh?
Where you from?
United States.
Yo, do him, do him, do him low on the right.
Good hook.
Nice.
Soldier?
Soldier low on the right.
This ends now.
Tracer behind you guys.
Tracer behind you guys.
Low.
She recalled.
No recall.
No recall.
Mercy's out middle?
With a sojourn?
What the fuck, dummy?
Affirmative.
Alright.
Let's go.
They got an Arista now.
I'm on payload.
Uh...
Nanobooth is ready.
Get in.
Assertion in the spawn.
Hanzo!
We're dead.
Too dead on our team, you guys gotta back up.
Oh, good blade.
Yeah, we're down.
I'm shooting a Sarissa with you, Hogg.
She has no fortify.
Oh, he has no fortify.
Bullshit character, bro.
None of this.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
Nice hook.
We can move in on that.
Oh, we lost our McCree.
Uh...
Yeah, that's my buff.
I can use the tracer a little poke.
Go here!
My team.
Alright.
Back up.
Let's back up.
Let's back up.
No point dying.
Regroup.
We literally lost two.
They're getting greedy.
This Arisa's out of position.
She can die.
What an idiot.
I got a visor.
Come on, guys.
Let's...
Let's see if we can get a pick here because they're out of position.
Hanzo could die!
Hanzo could die!
Do we got Nano?
Alright.
Ana, give it to me.
I'm right behind you.
Yeah, can already give it to me here in a second.
Let's push out.
What the fuck?
Wow.
Alright!
I'm gonna be honest, there's been a lack of hooks landed.
Yeah, Roofer, you might need to switch back to Genji, bro.
McCree ain't it, man.
McCree's not a roll.
Arrest his hat.
Harissa half right now?
Oh no, that's a tough one. that's a tough one.
let's go our second DPS sucks I don't think it's just the DPS fault.
Yeah, 100% is, bro.
100% is.
Everyone on our team went negative except for me and the hod, bro.
The fuck man.
This kid was fucking trash.
I'm gonna avoid those kids.
This dude sucks.
Avoid his teammate.
Wait, man.
Wait, wait, wait.
Cancel, cancel.
Cancel why?
Oh, okay.
We got awkward in the chat in here.
Let's go.
Yeah, bro.
Yo, avoid that roofer kid, bro.
Avoid him, man.
He's fucking terrible.
What's good?
What's up, bro?
You ready to destroy some kids?
What are we?
Yeah, yeah.
I hope I don't crash.
The game has been crashing all day for me, but it hasn't for the past half an hour, so I think we're okay.
Alright.
Yeah, we're 8-4 right now.
Goddamn, bro.
Yeah, yo, China man.
Make sure to avoid that fucking roofer, kid.
I'm going to avoid that, Baptiste.
He was terrible, too.
Aw, fuck.
Goddammit.
Alright, good.
We don't got any of them on our team.
Thank God, bro.
Dudes are fucking terrible, man.
Alright, I switched to team chat.
Yeah, team shot Every soldier needs a cause You look like a talented bunch.
This should be quick!
Alright!
Bonjour.
Hello.
Am I ugly awkward?
What?
I think I'm very ugly.
The skin?
He looks drugged out.
Ball is...
Bro, I don't get a mecha?
My bad, my bad.
That's how I get a mecha.
Ball is behind us.
He's about half.
Ball is low and he's anti-healed.
Got him.
Two dead on their team.
Two dead on their team.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh, Ash!
Payload is advancing.
I rubbed some dirt on it.
Let's go.
I'm eating a protein cookie right now.
You're wondering.
Soldier dead?
Who needs healing?
Elora, you're running away?
Bayload secured.
Let's move.
Nice snipe.
Ball, ball, ball low and anti-healed.
Soldier one, soldier one over there.
Good finish.
Ana?
Ana dead.
Got her, got her, got her.
Ball low, ball low, ball low.
It's my fault, Hawker?
It is my fault, okay.
My bad.
It's okay.
You're killing them all, so it's okay.
I need healing.
*Bang* Always behind.
Soldier 1.
Oh shit.
How?
Area denied.
They can't get away with this.
I'm on this ball.
I'm on this ball.
He's low.
Soldier, untap the gas station.
He's behind you.
Oh nice life group.
Thanks.
Soldier on top of the gas station there.
Oh shit, she hit him with the nano.
I'm dead.
Oh my god, bro.
I got you.
One HP, soldier.
They'll regret that.
He got healed.
Time for spring.
Ball's on top of the house.
Oh.
Soldier's still on top of the gas station What the f- Ana, give me the nano, bro.
Give me the nano, Ana.
Give me the nano.
You don't have it?
Oh, go!
Well, I need to get healed first.
Let's go.
Ah, motherfuckers!
Let's go!
It's under Melky Scrubs!
Let's go!
Bro, they're using all their ultimates on me right now.
Hash in the back!
Hash in the back for Ana.
Goddamn.
Ana, one!
You got it, you got it, you got it.
Rise.
Holy fuck!
I rubbed some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Soldiers are still outside the gas station.
Soldier on top of the gas station.
Kill this idiot, good.
Low on top.
I'm shooting him, I'm shooting him, I'm shooting him.
She's low, she's one.
Keep moving.
No one's on payload.
I'm on it, I'm on it.
Soldier, drop down.
Tracer on me.
Three of them on me right now man.
Okay.
Okay.
This fuckin' ball!
Kill this idiot, man!
Kill this goddamn ball!
Fuckin' annoying fuck.
Oh my god, man.
We...
We're all dead.
Back up.
Goddammit, man.
These kids are fucking terrible, bro.
Why is this shit such a fucking struggle right now?
I would've got you.
Thanks.
Soldier on a higher ground?
We're carrying.
Carry one on top.
We're carrying one.
Soldier on the high ground.
Bro, I got him, but fucking...
Damn it, man.
Trade Come back with a visor I'm still fighting.
Is it no bomb?
No recon.
Pop and Viper.
Soldier low.
Soldier low.
Got him.
Ana in the corner.
What?
I'm on the payload.
Score.
One to zero.
Switching sides.
Repair your defenses.
Select your hero.
All right.
It's high noon time.
We got to fucking carry these teammates, man.
Oh, bro.
Look at their stats.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Remember what we're fighting for.
I'll never forgive us for what we did in Hanamura.
Those people were criminals.
So are we.
Yeah!
Alright, let's smack these scrubs up, man.
In and out in no time.
Climb a bolt!
That's what do you?
5 3 1 Stop the payload once they turn a corner life weaver throw me up Don't look about don't look about please.
Yeah Genji again, you top middle Oh, Genji, Genji here.
Genji has no reflex.
Genji has no reflex.
Genji on the left.
Genji on the left.
Okay, reflex.
He's low.
Whoa!
What the fuck?
Brigg here.
Brigg on top of the gas station.
Kill this idiot.
I'm with you, Ana.
Yeah, you stupid bitch.
Ana hit me twice.
Thanks.
Ball?
Ball and Ash.
Fuck this ball up.
Yeah, you dummy.
I'm on the higher ground.
Eh.
Watch the flank from around.
They might try to come around behind us.
Genji, look!
Oh my god So fucking lucky Got it I'm coming back.
Nano-boost administered.
Take cover.
The tree is gone.
Wall is behind us on top of the gas station.
He's low.
He's half.
Nice hook on him.
Nice hook.
Oh, Suki could die, Suki could die.
They're gonna probably have a Genji Blade here soon.
Yeah, they will.
Wall on top of the gas station.
"Fields online, it's fast." Brink is one.
Brink is one.
They don't got nano.
They don't got nano.
I killed nano already.
They don't got nano.
They don't got nano.
Genji gone.
Genji gone.
Ball on me.
God damn it.
I should have ran.
We can dodge.
Dynamic reinforcement engaged I can't get away I've come back with a visor, I've come back with a visor.
We got this, we got this.
Oh, okay.
Alright, nevermind.
I'm never gonna bother using the hull.
Genji ran away.
Wall on top.
Wall on you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
Awkward.
Uh, run, run.
A larry on the left.
A larry on the left.
One shot.
Nice hook.
Fuck that bitch.
Genji on top of the gas station.
low.
Why did we get you wanted to be getting you?
Well, what a crew week on our team.
McCree low on the corner.
Hit him with a Helix.
He's low still.
I got a visor for the last fight.
Of course.
This idiot.
He's anti-heal too.
He's one, he's one.
Nice, good stuff.
Easy.
You couldn't even get first point, Scrubs.
Play of the game.
Shit, good stuff, dude.
Give me two tap.
What'd I do?
Two tap!
Yeah, tracks.
Two tap!
Huh.
Alright, what are we?
Oh, no.
I'm not.
9 and 4?
Alright, 0 losses from now on.
Let's do it.
Are you getting cold, Marin?
Am I getting what?
Uh, cold.
Nah, nah, nah.
Yeah, you snores a lot.
When you play.
Turn the AC down.
It's a little cold in here.
All right, Chainsaw Life goes, hey, Myron, you should be Aiden and Vitaly Monday stream because you have done a very good job last time on Wednesday arresting those freaks.
I think we're going to do it on Tuesday, but yeah, I'll be back on the next Beto bust.
Kendall Lawson goes, good morning, Myron, just wanted to say thank you for the value.
Every soldier needs a cause.
And then Legendary Barris says, it's been a minute since I've played video games, but the team you have literally has no hierarchy and they're playing for themselves.
Choose a better team next time.
Trust our French kids.
Yeah, we carried them to Victor.
They trashed them.
Alright.
Alright, time to cook.
Oh yeah man, the stream was awesome.
Oh yeah yeah.
Kept those turpees.
Tracer up top.
Huh?
Oh.
Fog.
First one right Pog is slow and he's anti Setting up Okay.
Go on a team chat, guys.
is there yet?
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
There are, uh, Hogs anti-healed them all.
Mercy low, bottom middle.
Go go go go go go!
Pharoah on the top right Whoa Pharoah woodshot I think they blocked the res Oh no!
Ana!
Ana and Mercy.
They're on point.
Ana and Mercy!
One shot!
I got a point!
Ana, one shot on point!
Pracer chasing me!
Mara has Varad by the way!
She's low.
She's one shot.
So much going on, man.
Hog on the right with the Pharaoh.
No hook on the hog.
He's on the right.
Let's get you in place!
I'm gonna go play!
I'm gonna go play!
I played!
I'm gonna start a call on my own, but let's keep you alive!
Let's go, let's go!
We're gonna need damage when they start moving in, okay?
My ultimate aim!
Go!
I'll be walking over you!
Over here!
Behind you!
Behind you!
Where's the Pharaoh?
Oh, on the right.
Pharaoh's on the high ground on the right.
Oh, she got nano and killed me, bro.
Where are they?
Thank you, mercy.
Thanks.
Tracer?
Help her out there.
Help her out there.
Hog is one.
Hog is one.
Got him.
Farrow and Tracer behind me, man.
Farrah and Tracer went right for me.
Farrah on top, Farrah on top.
Farrah half.
Farrah low.
I'm going to kill Anna.
Fair look, fair look.
Grab him.
I see her, I see her.
She's one, she's one, she's one!
Ferro's one!
I got caged, I got caged.
Yeah, I'm trying.
I'm running away.
Cool, we have time.
Yeah they tell me.
It's like Magon.
Another one.
Mercy low on the high ground.
They have barrage.
I'm one, I'm one, I'm one.
Pharah, Pharah, Pharah Mercy, Pharah Mercy.
Pharah gone.
Mercy gone.
We got it, we got it.
They have vault, they will touch.
Alright, try to sweep it.
F**k you.
Let's go.
Let's go.
The beatings will continue on these scrubs because they're terrible.
Yo, why are you on the wrong server, brother?
What was that?
Shouldn't you be on an NNA server?
Bro, I don't know what the hell you're saying, man.
man your accent strong look at the state of the world something has to change okay and We'll play with you foreigners because I got some foreigners on my team.
You should be thankful that we're playing with you and carrying your sorry ass.
No, no, it's good.
I was just wondering why.
Instead of wondering why, you should say thank god that we're here to carry you.
Thank god.
You're welcome.
Amen.
I'm getting on point.
There's already one.
There's already one.
There's an Aris on point.
Wow, they're chasing me.
They're chasing me.
These kids are fucking stupid!
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Jack is green low.
No Junk from me.
I'll raise that.
Farrah is half.
Tracer.
Use all our blinks.
Use all our blinks.
I need to go.
Go ahead Tracer, you bitch!
Where's my teammate?
Tracer here?
There's no need for three metal over one, Tracer, man.
Please.
I need some help.
Tracer's on point, man.
Tracer's one shot on point.
Mercy one.
Mercy dead.
Never mind, never mind.
Tracer one.
Tracer one next to you, Timmy.
She ran away.
She's one next to you Arisa We got two here.
Wanna chase?
Let's go right I'm sorry.
I'm not there Okay, I'm gonna just take kygron.
I'm just gonna take kygron We can fight for a point guys Come back to the point, guys.
I'm on high.
My bad, my bad.
I did something stupid.
But you guys are fine.
You guys are fine.
Never mind.
You guys are fine.
No, we're not.
I'm running away.
I'm good.
No, I'm good.
Okay.
Leave that of her.
It's fine.
They'll regret that.
Ferro, drop down.
Third drop down.
When I have a nanome.
We need to go in first.
Nanome please.
Tracer behind us.
She's on point.
This annoying-ass Tracer.
Yeah, it's on me, man.
Holy fuck, man!
Alright, let's go, guys.
We got this shit.
I got a visor for a next fight.
Are we gonna play front here or high ground?
Yeah, well, I mean, I can't really do much if you guys are gonna sit here.
Yeah, we're just focusing to be the choke.
We're gonna go back and drink.
Someone is...
Ah, shit.
You can steal one.
Farrah low on the bottom.
Farrah low on the bottom.
Good finish.
Hog!
Hog!
Hog now!
And a tracer behind you too, monkey.
Hog on point.
He has no hook.
Hog on point.
He has no hook.
Hog on point.
He has no hook.
One shot at Ana.
Ana one.
Ana one.
And he don't hate that.
Oh shit!
Fair on me!
Moira on point one!
We can touch.
Tracer here.
Moira no fade.
Aw shit.
Pog chasing me!
Bro.
Round 12.
*Groans* *Groans* Yeah, our backline is too weak.
I'm just gonna go more mobile here, alright?
You said you're too weak, you gotta step it up bro!
Go Mercy, go Mercy!
I'm not going Mercy Oh yes, no Oh shit, what the fuck?
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, round 3, capture the objective This is it!
Let's show them how it's done!
I'm going left Up and away!
Nice.
That's a pick.
Mercy weak on the right.
McCree one, McCree one in the back over there hiding.
Log on point.
On in the health back room Mercina sky low Bro.
Holy shit.
*Bang* Fog is on point And I'll lower the back, and I'll lower the back McCree And I'll lower the back McCree weak on point.
McCree weak on point?
he's a full health man yeah the mercy jump on him it's hot I've seen tougher spots McCree on the health pack room on the right.
McCree health pack room on the right with a mercy pocket.
I need help here.
Your head is stabbing me.
Ana and him in this room on the right.
What the?
Dude!
We got nanoed man.
Pog no hook.
Mercy one.
Anawag got her.
He can kill.
He can kill.
Pog is one.
Hog is one.
Hog is one on point, man.
Three one.
Mercy.
Hog's on point too, man.
He got me.
Holy fuck, bro Still got some fight in me, bro Bro.
and nothing's dying park is still one shot on the right man How did we take it?
We can win.
We can win.
fight I don't know how the fuck we lost that man That Elohim kept fucking carried them bro.
I told you, our healer is too weak.
Yeah, there's a big healer diff, bro.
Literally, 24,000 healing.
I think it was a tracer diff, to be honest.
You think it was a what diff, dude?
A tracer diff.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Yeah, it's a healer diff, bro.
You fucking suck.
Bro, they had double their fucking healing, man.
They have 24,000 healing.
Our team barely had fucking like 18,000.
Terrible.
Also, we didn't even have a tracer.
Fucking retard.
Fucking dumbass.
That's the only problem when I play with you guys.
We get these dumbass foreigners on our team that just suck dick at this game.
Stupid fucks.
Prepare for battle.
Select your heroes.
What are we?
We're 9 and 5 now?
Goddamn.
9 and 4.
No, I think we're 9 and 5.
It's usable 4, so it's fine.
Yeah, we're 9-5, yeah.
I know I can't get healed.
I play Winston.
I swapped the bow and they're still dying.
One job is just stay with the DPS.
They cannot do it.
5,4,3,2,1.
I'm gonna read some of the chats after this, guys.
Alright.
I'll switch to team chat when you get a chance.
I'm switching to team right now.
Alright, hold it.
Hog, Tracer.
Moira low.
Healer?
Where's the healer?
I don't know.
He's here now.
I don't know what he was doing.
Bro, this Baptiste has zero healing.
Yo, Kozela, you wanna like, uh, use your right click, bro?
Moira gone.
I'm going where they're going.
I'm not where they are.
McCree?
McCree below- How'd this Tracer- Bro.
Literally already got a pulse bomb, man.
all of them are Luana one push Palo on my right Hey, just Tracer, just Tracer.
Push robot, man.
Bro, there's a tracer on the payload man.
Ana one shot in the back.
She's one shot in the back over there What the f- I tried to stick her back There!
I'm a fool!
Oh.
Pro.
Surrender to my will.
McCree, McCree.
McCree won.
Good finish.
On our payload.
On our payload over here.
She's one.
Potter.
Alright.
Move him, robot.
Alright.
Should be able to get lead hopefully here.
Yo, there's a hog on the right.
Hog's on the right on their side.
Near their spawn.
He's low.
Oh shit.
We're moving robot.
Guys, you're- Oh my gosh!
Almost there!
I have to move the pylon!
Healing pylon out!
I'm killing you!
Clear out!
Who needs healing?
They're coming!
Let's go!
Careful guys, you have no tank, I'll be dead.
I'm backing up.
What the...
We got him where we want him.
Where are you, Moe?
My heart!
*sniff* *sniff* There's controls here.
*sniff* *sniff* *sniff* They'll regret that.
*sniff* Roadhog time.
Mercy on our bridge.
We drop down.
I'm getting chased by everyone.
They have nobody on point.
They have just, uh...
Tracer or Hog, not on point.
Nice hook on the Hog, but...
Choco!
Careful, careful.
Damn it, man.
It's not done, man.
We've got it somewhere.
Look at our Ana.
Kill two.
Let's go.
Their Ana's on robot right now.
She's half.
She's half.
She dropped down.
She dropped down.
What the fuck?
Mercy one shot.
Mercy one shot.
Mercy on hogs.
I'm moving, Robot.
Mercy and Hogg are in the back.
I'm gonna play ball Argon on the left Bracer on the left too Soldier in low Christer behind us
Mercy half running
away - Oh my God. - Look at Mingo!
*Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* Mercy?
*Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* *Sounds of fire* Pog is low, running away.
Tracer got rezzed.
What the hell?
That's my team now.
That's my healer.
That warms the bones.
Alright.
I'm helping her right now.
The hog is anti-healed.
No hog.
Hog is low!
Sojourn on the left.
Sojourn low.
Good finish.
Mercy!
Mercy!
One!
Mercy!
One!
Nice!
We're fucking him up.
I got a visor.
Brig on the bridge.
I'm pushing up right now to try to help you.
Three of them on the bridge, I think.
I've got you in my sights.
Sojourn 1 Hog hog hog I'm on fire.
Moira one.
Brig and Moira.
Get this Brig, please.
Brig and Moira.
Last two Don't quit till the fights done We're Morrigan.
Tracer behind you.
Awkward.
Hog on the right.
Hog on the right, no hook.
Annie's anti-healed Hard on the bridge No!
Fuck!
It's stuck in a corner, man.
It's stuck.
Oh, we need to touch.
I don't know if we can touch.
You want 5 and 7 bro?
What the fuck man?
Fine keep on rolling.
I reqed it.
I reqed it.
irgendwie ... why?
They play their healer like a DPS. Very good.
Yeah.
I just don't want to play ball now prepare for battle Select your hero.
alright yeah let me go but I don't trust this healer no more Every soldier needs a cause.
Alright.
Do not start the mission yet.
The mammal has sent in your team.
Okay, go ahead.
I go to Team Jam.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Round one.
Capture the objective.
Oh.
Doom on point.
Doom on the left.
Doom on the right.
Doom low, Doom low.
I'm on a low too.
I got heal right here for you, ball.
I'm shooting Doom, I'm shooting Doom, I'm shooting Doom.
He can die.
Dead.
Fuck.
Bro, what?
what the fuck man?
Why do kids leave when we start cooking, man?
I'm not going to die.
All right, chat.
out with y'all want to see.
Yo, Twitter, guys.
I might end the stream and then redo it because the title is messed up.
You're...
I'm gonna end it on X guys then restart it.
Travel.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Alright there we go.
There you go.
Alright.
Sorry, uh, X-Ninjas.
Now we gotta cook.
Bro, you really got 7,000 people on Twitter watching.
Is it 7,000?
I don't think so.
Yeah, almost 7,000.
Six-something.
Maybe before?
I think the way Twitter works, though, is with...
It goes off of...
The hell's it called?
It was.
Yeah, it was.
It's climbing now.
But, yeah.
I think it's just clicks.
Alright, switch to team chat.
Alright, ninjas. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Move out!
Ashes up top Be careful.
She has a mercy pocket too, I think.
Ash low?
Yep, she is low.
Orisa on point.
Orisa on point low too.
Orisa is really low.
Oh!
McCree!
McCree up top.
McCree up top on the left.
Alright.
Good stuff.
They got a monkey now.
And a Sojourn.
Ryze, do you live?
Nah, you do, right?
McCree one shot That's better.
One shot on uh, Sojourn.
Minds you, DT.
Monkey low.
Running.
Baptiste low.
Nice.
Nice.
They're getting fucked up.
I'm gonna hide right whenever you go.
He checked.
You guys are only free up there.
Careful.
Oh, my bad.
Run, Luthia, bro.
Run.
What are you doing here, Luthia?
I'm trying to help.
Okay.
We're going to have to actually have a team fight for the last one.
Don't push, Marin.
Don't push.
Don't push.
I'm not.
I'm not.
McCree, half.
Do your slam.
This ends now.
Oh, they're using everything.
Oh my god, bro.
Bro, she had her mercy pocket window?
She had her mercy and a window and she fucking hit me with the whole rail, dude.
One shot.
Didn't even hit me in the head.
Baptiste won.
Good finish.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go.
Revenge time.
What's up, scrubs?
McCree 1!
Fuck, man!
Hey, let's do it.
Right, let's go.
Oh, you scared him off, Myron.
Yeah, that works, I guess.
Monkey low on the left.
Kill this monkey!
McCree 1, McCree 1, running away.
Baptiste Lowe?
Baptiste Lowe, trying to run with a mercy.
Just hopping around like the scrub that he is.
Go back, man.
Go back, man.
Sojourn.
Go back, go back, go back.
Kill him.
Get fucked, my friend.
Ah, wow.
She's gonna rest, she's gonna rest.
*Minds me* Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide.
Oh, nice beat.
Monkey's low, he can die.
I can ult you, I can ult.
Bap, bap.
Monty one.
Bap is one.
Monkey death.
Jericho one time healed me, I beg you.
One time.
I was literally book hitting you when you died.
Nice, good job.
Bruh.
Alright.
I'll read some of these chats.
We got here, Waylo says...
Bro, how are you a streamer and you don't have to push to talk?
Shut the fuck up, dude.
How about that?
No, but like, legitimately.
Oh, I didn't think that was a thing.
Just shut the fuck up, dude, and just take the carry.
Okay, so you're that kind of streamer.
Wait, why are you streaming?
Do that, push the talk.
How about you shut the fuck up?
How about that?
It was a question, buddy.
Chill.
God fucking damn Being aggressive isn't a personality dude Dude, where the fuck are you from, man?
Your soy fucking mindset.
You from Germany or some shit?
Or UK? Where are you from?
What do you want to know?
You looking to hit me up?
Well, your country's probably cucked.
You don't even want to fucking admit where you're from.
It's a shame you are your nationality.
Soldier low?
Nevermind, he's full now.
Here he won!
Got her!
she got rest.
Sojourn me.
I'm dead!
God damn it man!
soldier up top I can't get away with this *sigh* Three of them up top guys.
theory to I'm with you soldier on point Oh Soldier one!
Soldier one on point.
Oh.
He's not here.
You're a ball?
Soldier weak on point.
I'm here.
Krikos one!
Trying to shoot the monkey but the bubble's in the way.
Where's the heal?
Where's the heal?
You were in a fucking bubble, mate.
Where's the heal?
Well, I'm not in the- Oh, shit.
Winnable, winnable, winnable.
I'm coming back right now.
Oh, shit.
Lucky one, lucky one.
Who's up left?
Soldier and left There we go good shit.
Soldier can die here Soldier can die.
He's an idiot.
He's one shot in the room.
They're chasing our Genji.
I'm good.
I'm good.
If you heal me, I'm good.
Monkey on the other side So they can die Soldier one shot.
I'm counter visoring.
Oh shit, monkey on me.
Job, job, job, job, job.
You're fucked, idiot.
Alright.
I'm gonna take Hydro in over here.
Soldier coming towards you?
She's low.
They got a hog now chasing you guys.
Oh shit.
Hog on point.
Kyrie on point, one shot.
Good finish.
Hogg on point.
Didn't mean that.
Hogg is behind payload guys.
Just sitting there.
No hook on him.
No hook, no hook.
You're fucked, dummy.
Kids suck, man.
Good game guys.
GG. I'll tell you this, our carry wasn't retarded like the last one we had on our team.
I'll give you that, even though you're from probably able to cut your pan country.
Well, I fucking carried you on, so I hope so.
You don't carry your shit, bro.
Be quiet.
Okay, how many devs do you have?
Oh, more than one.
Bro, you don't even want to say what country you're from, bro.
That's an L in itself.
I'm from your mom's bedroom.
Oh, good one!
Making mom jokes in 2024!
You must have an IQ of 31, you dumbass!
Fuckin' retard.
Holy!
From your mom's bedroom!
Fuckin' dumbass.
Who the fuck says that stupid shit?
Yeah, Waylo, shoutout to you, bro.
Uh, it's ten now, Mary.
10 and 6, right?
Prepare for battle.
Select your hero.
Did you guys ever got a strawberry flavor of Coca-Cola?
No?
I didn't know that exists even.
I don't know either, I just found out today.
Maybe it's exclusively in China, but...
Yeah, it doesn't taste like a Coca-Cola.
Pretty weird.
Every soldier needs a cause.
We will be the lightning that writhes the storm.
*cough* 5,4,3,2,1 We got Moira.
We got Moira though.
Moira's already low.
Maga's already low.
Soldier as well on Robot.
And McCree.
There you go on Soldier.
Maga 1.
Maga 1.
Moira 1.
Nice.
I'm pushing up, pushing up with y'all.
Let's go!
Moira?
Where'd she go?
The beaters will continue.
Let's go!
They're all dead because they suck.
That's how we do it.
Let's keep going.
Mary, come shoot, come shoot, come shoot.
I'm on payload over here, or robot.
Yo, Batiste, stay on us so I can sit on the high ground and shoot these idiots.
We lost ball.
We lost ball.
I will come back very fast.
Just stay on payload, don't die.
Mercy, don't die!
Okay, I need you to go right in a second.
I'm gonna blade them.
I got the blade early.
Let's go.
I'm coming back.
I'm dying.
Whoa, MAGA here!
MAGA! MAGA! PAILO! PAILO! PAILO! PAILO! McCree, what?
Soldier melted.
Good stuff.
Moira?
Melted.
These kids suck.
Come where?
Left side, left side.
Over here.
Alright, I'll call my show.
Keep moving payload peasants.
Hog has no hog.
He's coming at me.
Got him!
Oh shit.
I need heals.
I'm gonna die.
I'm low.
Can we kill Cassian?
Mercy one.
Melted.
Bastion one shot.
Bastion one shot.
Get fucked!
These guys are getting destroyed!
Go, go, go, go, go.
Mercy, back up.
Moving robot.
Go ahead, Baptiste.
I know you want to get some action.
Go ahead, push up.
Strong, awkward, run.
McCree on the right, weak.
And Mercy.
No hook on him.
I got a visor as well.
I have another blade.
We can...
I'm backing up.
McCree on the right.
What the fuck?
Can you go on a second Ryze?
Ryze, can you go on the back line?
No?
Ah, never mind.
You got it.
You got it.
I got three.
Only on point.
Two on point.
Rorog and Bastion.
Pog is looking at me.
I don't see the Bastion, but where the hell is this?
Nevermind, you got melted.
He's alone, he's alone.
Yeah, he's alone.
Kill this fat bastard.
Large utility robot in our control.
Oh, wow.
They're popping ults.
You have, uh, Murphy.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
Mercy, come on.
Yeah, Mercy died.
yeah he was dead Yeah, Hog's moving towards.
I can't go for my green.
Hog no hook, Hog no hook, Hog no hook.
Can we go top right?
Much better.
What the hell?
He didn't even shoot me.
It's time.
I'll Kree up top.
I shot him.
Can we go top again now, Ryze?
Oh!
Mercy won on their team!
Good shit.
Moira one, Moira one!
Can we go...
Marijuana.
Let's go.
Ryze, whenever you go, man, I'll be on you.
We can kill Mercy and Kast.
Oh, on me?
Just so you guys know it's just us.
Just know it's just us over here because the rest of the team is way back right now.
Hog has no hook.
He's to the right of the robot.
McCree flanking.
McCree flanking on the high front.
McCree flanking on the high front.
Bash him below.
Oh man, he killed me somehow.
He's good to get you and I'm dead I got mine Oh, it came out of nowhere, man.
I'll slam on the robot if you guys got here.
Can we go for cash?
Can we go for cash?
Yeah, I'm setting up a favor.
Oh man, they're all looking at me right now.
Mercy, back up.
Bastion's one, Bastion's one.
Pog is...
Oh, okay, that's all my awesome.
They've got the lead.
I can't go down.
Let's go, you retarded.
Fuck you, Moira, you dumbass.
Yeah, use that fade and dies, dummy.
Idiot.
Oh, shit.
It's, uh...
Help me here.
Ah...
Oh, shit.
What is our mercy doing?
Dying.
Hog no hook!
Moira on the right.
Moira on the right, Yanji.
be careful did he go on the cast?
yeah he's on robot with heal me heal me bro bastion is wild Where's the heal?
Moira has no fey.
Moira has no fey.
Killer.
Oh shit!
The heals coming off.
The scrubs got the lead, what are we doing?
Let go!
We don't have heal, Myron!
I promise you we don't have heal I'm on it I'm on it I want to see next to you, bro!
Run!
Let's go make a place out here, man.
These dudes are trash.
Push up.
Just McCree.
Just McCree.
I'm coming with you and I'm coming with you.
Mercy over here on the right.
Nice, nice, nice.
No hook on that hog.
Kill this fat bastard.
I've got you in my sights.
Moira weak, no fate on her, no...
Fuck you, bitch!
McCree, no roll!
McCree, no roll!
Oh, shit, he's dead.
Oh, they bombed your ass, bro.
Oh, shit.
Oh, let's go!
I'm with you, I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you, I'm with you, bro.
Got him.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
This McCree is an idiot.
He's out of position.
He's one shot?
Oh, he's getting healed.
Oh!
Bastard on the right!
Bastard on the right!
And he slept.
Already low Not a lot of people are not going to die.
Oh, nice, nice, nice, guys.
Nice.
Nice.
I'm pushing up, pushing up.
Heels right here for y'all.
I'm shooting the fuck out this hog.
He's got him.
Bash him in the corner.
Nice guys.
Let's go!
We stepped up there at the end, Myron.
Nice, Myron.
Yeah, bro.
You stepped up there at the end, Myron.
Good shit.
Yeah, you're close there.
Appreciate that, gentlemen.
*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* You know, I play support and the least difficult job on support is to heal. And they still manage not to do it somehow.
*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* I don't know.
It's the least difficult job just to heal somebody.
And for some reason I'm spending one HP next to them for like five seconds and nobody heals me.
That's the middle rank.
Super for you.
This is Diamond, almost Masters.
Some players here are Masters.
How is this possible?
Oh yeah, we're playing with Masters kids, aren't we?
Yeah, yeah we do.
I'm like diamond too.
Oh yeah, we are getting...
Every soldier needs a cause.
Yeah.
Some lobbies can be high diamond low masters easily.
Yeah, because I've noticed that the games have been harder since you jumped in.
So yeah, we're definitely playing against some higher diamond master level kids.
Alright, let's do this.
Alright.
Let us keep our questionable choices to a minimum.
That may be good.
Okay, no wool, no wool.
Nice kill, guys.
Soldiers already won Ryan is low.
Taking an off angle right now.
I got it.
They're really low Ana, low Ana, low Ana, low Ana, low.
Ryan one.
Ryan one.
Ryan one guys.
Ryan dead.
Soldier.
He's one.
Good finish.
Good finish.
That was awkward.
I was taking your tips.
I was taking off angle being annoying.
Yeah well and we won't defy it.
Look what happened.
Monkey.
They got a monkey now.
They got a Reaper as well.
And Ana.
And McCree.
They made some switches.
What did follow me?
Are they down?
I'm backing up.
Reaper next to you, Monkey.
No Wraith mode on him.
I'm trying to.
He's weak, he's weak, he's weak.
I'm reloading.
Oh, you lucky bastard.
Oh wow.
Oh shit, he's nanotry chasing me!
Here he won.
He's an idiot bro, he's won, he's won.
Got him.
No, I'm not good.
But I'm trying.
I'm trying to be.
I'll take damage for you.
Hey, let's get let's get the other Reaper Reaper They got a tracer now.
This is their point, Myron.
Yeah, I know.
I'm backing up.
I'm already running.
You were just helping us, you were just helping us.
Agra, I will stay here.
I'm good.
I'm already shooting Maki.
He's gonna jump on me, of course.
He has no bubble.
He's on me again.
Whoa, what the hell?
Yo, Kiri's weak.
We can't win.
Yeah, next fight.
Did they use Nano?
They use Kitsune and Person Recall.
Okay, they have every ultimate, but...
Primal.
Care Reafer will kill.
Reafer will kill with Nano.
He's hiding.
Reafer's hiding on the left.
He's got our ulti again.
Sorry about that.
Do you heal me?
Die, die, die.
Let's go.
Redeploying.
No one can stop me.
My power emanates me.
I'm on this monkey.
He's one.
He's one.
What a dumbass.
Reaper.
Reaper next to you, Genshi.
Oh, he's teleporting towards you.
Damn good.
Oh shit.
Thank you.
Can we get in here?
I think we can.
I think we can.
Die again.
Die.
Creeper won.
Go next.
Go next.
Alright.
We shouldn't have lost it.
These kids suck.
Look at KyoAna!
Yeah, let's go.
Let's hear Eko.
Monkey can die too.
Monkey can die too.
And Reaper speed.
Oh one.
Oh one.
No support.
Oh one.
No support.
Monkey one.
Monkey one.
I'm taking off angle.
I'm a man on a mission.
Stay out of my way.
Reaper ran.
Like the scrub that he is.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Never mind.
Don't kill him.
Abort mission.
No, we can kill him.
He can kill him.
He sucks.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Alright he backed up.
Ripper no raid.
Oh he TP'd I should have.
I see him.
Tracer behind me.
Tracer behind me.
I need help.
Monkey.
Three of them on the left.
Here we go.
Get some of us from the left.
Monkey on me.
Scars are using everything!
This dude is a- We are outnumbered.
The wizard chased me across the map, dude.
I'm coming back.
It's okay, it's okay.
Oh, I killed three.
My bad.
I killed both healer.
Alright, alright, alright.
Let's get in here.
Let's get in here then.
You can win this.
You can win this guys.
I'm fine.
Fuck these kids.
Let's go.
Carry one!
Carry one!
Monkey low!
Monkey low!
Creeper low!
Monkey low!
Monkey one.
Hana one.
Let's go!
These kids are terrible!
The punishments will continue, let's go!
No fear, no fear!
Come here, bitch!
Who's here?
Soldier?
I'm the real soldier, scrub!
Alright, we got this shit.
That's some soldier on soldier crime, guys.
It's soldier on soldier crime, bro.
You know what time it is.
Alright, let's get the next one.
Their spawn is right there too, so I'm running away.
They got Doom now.
They got Doom?
Even better.
Time to farm that idiot.
Oh, nice!
Nice!
That's a big pick.
They lost one of their healers already.
They got a jump drop I got stuck in a corner You got blown up by Muhammad.
Alright, let's go.
Bloom on point.
Kill this of you, please.
Dead.
Super fuck.
Affirmation.
Kill me low.
Kill me low.
Hit her with a helix too.
Oh, she's running.
On a melting point.
Holy shit.
Oh, I'm on Doom.
Oh, he ran away.
Okay.
Just get back to point I guess You need to go back Trying to help you guys out.
You guys are way up front.
Soldier low.
Oh, they got a MAGA now.
Oh, God!
Wow!
Nah, the Junk Grab bomb, bro.
He fucking...
I've got you in my sights.
I can't get away with this.
Try to contest it as long as possible just so you get it to 99.
If you guys can hold it, we're coming back.
Reinforcements are here.
Okay, let's go!
The reinforcements are here!
It's okay, we got that in your night.
I got a visor too.
Oh shit.
I'm helping him.
Tire, tire, tire spread apart.
Oh my god.
Alright, four on four, four on four, four on four, four on four.
One more fight, one more fight.
I didn't want to pop Visor on that one.
We have rice stud, almost primal.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm coming to you guys.
I'm coming to you guys.
Don't die.
All right.
All right.
We got this.
Oh shit.
God damn it, bro.
Nice try, my best.
They'll regret that.
I will go for their healer.
Alright.
My ultimate ability is charging.
Marga's about half.
Soldier ulting from the right.
he's one Maga, what the fuck?
He's on the right.
He could die.
He's an idiot.
Dead.
Here he has no TP. Kill this bitch.
What the fuck?
Jump for out one, jump for out one, jump for out one!
Junker at one.
On point.
I want this to reals coming up On a low?
Oh shit!
Jumped around behind me.
Bro Surrender to my will Hatched up It should be a gate Try to destroy the tire.
The tire's won!
Our warrior jumped into the tire, bro.
Oh, man.
Warrior just jumped into the tire.
I would have destroyed it if it wasn't for that fucking stupid-ass barrier, man.
Redeploying.
They're all bunched up like a bunch of idiots right now.
Ana's on the right, jump around to the left.
Kiri anti!
He's gonna have a cage.
He's gonna have a cage.
Maga?
Maga low, Maga low, got him!
That's a big pick!
So great!
Okay, nano, okay.
Ana?
Someone need to touch.
Someone need to touch.
I have to touch it.
Fuck!
I got one, but I killed myself with the helix.
I've got you in my sights.
Careful.
We touched a match.
Damn, bro.
We fucking lost, man.
Dude.
Oh my goodness.
What is that?
Alright, what are we?
I don't know, just add work.
We're 11 and 6.
Or 11 and 7, actually.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm playing with my foot off the gas a little bit, but damn, these games are hard as fuck.
Bro, it is hard, man.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm telling you, the mistakes I'm observing from some of these players are just unnatural.
But you know what?
Let me try hard a bit, because I kind of feel bad for losing.
I'm not one of those guys, okay?
I'm losing, so I'm not really trying, but, you know, swapping characters around.
Yeah, let's destroy them, man.
Yeah, let's destroy let's destroy them.
All right.
Alright.
Fucking all man.
Also, have you noticed they have Arabs, Blacks everywhere in the game, but they don't have Jews?
I think anti-semitic.
*laughs* Every soldier needs a cause.
Alright, let's switch to team track.
We're in the thick of it now.
They need a character who tosses coins.
Passes the shekels.
Pass the cycles.
And his ultimate, he just cancels your bank.
That's his ultimate, he just cancels your bank.
Cancels your ability.
Cancels your ability to earn money.
Why did his name change?
Look at chat.
Did you see Junker Queen?
In an enemy team?
Oh shit.
I worry, 42.
Yeah.
Junker, Ryan.
Shield, hands on.
It's because the Junker is undeclamedic, that's why Nice, Junker at 1, Junker at 1, Junker at 1 Good finish.
I can't see this Reinhardt.
Junker out low.
Good finish.
Ryan is low.
Ryan is low.
Nice.
Yo, use the heal I put down there.
Uh, okay, nevermind.
Nevermind, I'll put him down.
Hanzo one.
Get fucked, idiot.
Go and arrow, idiot.
Lucio weak but behind the car.
Reinhardt is low.
Want an HP Junkrat?
Moira fading.
Yo, Reinhardt is behind us.
What the hell?
Above and behind us.
Reinhardt's above and behind us.
What?
Bro, that storm arrow takes no skill to use, bro.
Wow.
What?
Okay, we have another statue.
Just live, just live.
We have another touch.
Ryan is low.
Ryan is low.
You can die.
I'm one, one, one.
No way.
Can you touch?
Lucio one.
I can't Of course I got one.
I need healing I need I need healing.
Winnebo, Winnebo.
Oh shit.
Is this Winnebo?
Oh no.
Bryce got this.
Bryce got this.
Just stole.
Just stole.
Get around bro.
Lucio one!
Lucio one!
What the fuck?!
Why would he be there?
I was thinking about that.
I'm going on the attack.
The name's Cassidy.
Such bullshit, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He should be.
Over there.
Oh.
Oh.
Bro, this Reinhardt's an idiot, bro.
I don't know what he's doing, man.
Ah, they're not pushing the table.
It doesn't really matter.
Fucking idiots, bro.
They're sitting in our spawn like a bunch of retards.
Here, I can beat you.
Here he is on the right.
Reinhardt on the right, right here with Lucio.
Lucio won.
Okay, got it.
Shield broken.
Shield broken.
Melt this idiot.
Everyone.
Panto wants, run please!
Panto really wants!
Careful, there's more of them than us!
I don't know why...
what?
They're not pushing the payloads.
I don't know.
Okay, now they do.
These guys are idiots.
I'm on fire!
I'm on fire!
You still want...
I have to kill him.
Reinhardt's coming down the middle.
Oh fuck, no!
Oh fuck dude.
Bro, they're low.
They're low.
Never mind. - I can't get away with this.
Nevermind.
- What is this game, dude?
- Uh oh, the payload is moving.
- Guys, there's a Reinhardt in our squad, man.
With a Lucio.
Kill him.
Kill him, Tirico.
Let's go.
No.
I can't.
Reinhardt is one.
Can we get him?
He's in the jail.
He's one shot.
Thank you.
These kids are idiots, bro.
Careful bossy nine.
There's one.
Where there's smoke, there's fire!
60 seconds remaining.
Oop, give me two, Cap!
Oh, my bad, my bad.
What am I doing?
The handle is left behind the back.
On top, on top.
I got it, I got it.
I'm trying to borrow the weapon from where I was going to be honest.
Lucio, Lucio.
Ryan is low in that building.
Thanks, guys.
Dragons incoming guys Some right here kind of touch some right here Can you shoot randomly?
Howdy go!
Sombra dead, bitch.
Fuck you.
All played, guys.
Lucio, this annoying-ass Lucio, bro.
Ana.
What a weird-ass game.
Complete.
Score.
Zero to one.
Switching sides.
Boltz is so happy to play.
I don't need to worry about the heal.
I can just like Spider-Man, win or run.
Every soldier needs a cause.
How far is it to manage this?
Say something.
Yo?
The hell?
Say something Is this Nuts the Kid streaming or something like that?
No.
Nah, you are streaming.
We know it.
No, I'm not.
I thought you were streaming.
Why not?
You sound like Akward.
Oh, shit.
Oh, the trainer was dead, but like...
Yeah.
Akward.
It might or might not be.
Yep Winnable I'm showing the Bastion The Bastion's low.
Alright!
Awesome If I'm still standing I'm still fighting Oh Bastion is in front.
Bastion is dead.
That's a big pick.
Ryan is in that room over there.
We push him before this Basha comes back.
Ryan is in the back half.
Who are you looking at?
I'm the only one that need to heal I'm the only one that need to heal I got you!
I can't get away with this.
This game is pissing me off, man.
They're the carry over there.
I hate games like this.
They're just a learning to play against.
Breaking a riot shield.
Hanzo won!
No kill, no kill.
I'm gonna take you, Kuro!
Hans off the enemy's like it.
Curtis, Reinhardt, please man, he's slow.
Somehow.
Yo, this Hans on, man.
Fucking carrying them, bro.
Still at the end, please go.
I'm gonna take you, bro.
I'm not C, I'm not C, man.
Anyone want to join?
3 on point.
Alright.
They're gonna come back with the MP, flooding in now.
I'm gonna block the door here.
Block the regular entrance.
You are awkward, aren't you?
Like, actually.
Who's that?
yeah okay Ryan is one, Ryan is one Ryan is one What the?
Oh Dude this Reinhardt is so fucking annoying man Redeployed.
Hammer!
How do you go?
He's won!
Reinhardt is won!
Run payload I'm with you, Monty.
No!
It's physically invisible.
Get back!
Okay.
Stop the main.
We're trying hard.
You gotta walk out the key.
We'll go right along.
Of course.
Yo there's like three of them on top of that fucking building man Bastion up to the Bastion up to the My brother He's gonna come back Yeah, he's gonna come back.
His internet's going on.
Fuck in your pants, man.
Man, you guys can't afford shit.
Yep.
That's basically like him for one.
Oh, what am I?
I don't know if he's gonna come back at the time, dude.
It's fine, it's fine.
We have a minute.
let's work on the head.
Lashin on a hydron.
*Sigh* Okay, no bad.
We have, uh...
Okay, he's back.
We have one more.
Hygron!
I'm back!
Hello.
Wow, they're chasing me.
Okay, we have 30 seconds.
Why did you jump down?
Let's wait, let's wait.
We have time and we have time.
Still got some fighting, man.
I don't know.
Dumbass healers, man!
Always these dumbass healers!
Shut the fuck up!
You've been annoying the whole fucking time!
Awkward!
Awkward!
Are you dick riding?
Shut the fuck up, man!
Okay, Bob.
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
Our teammates were trash.
You guys aren't looking too good man That's too good man.
We'll get him next time What the fuck Ryze?
Holy shit!
She's so annoying, man.
Oh my god.
I've been wanting to see that the whole time.
Yeah, she fucking trash, bro.
I know it's your fan awkward, but it's still annoying, man.
It's alright, man.
Prepare for battle.
Select your hero.
And the kid had to fucking back out because the internet connection sucks.
Fucking bum.
These poor European fucks.
Okay, it's the same teammates.
Let's go to voice chat.
Oh my god, bro.
We got this dumb bitch and this other idiot that got a shitty internet connection.
You guys are lucky I didn't fucking hit avoid you guys because you guys are trash.
Naxty, do you play Mercy or Potty or whatever your name is?
Yeah, sure.
Alright, let's just win this shit.
We're gonna have to carry these kids.
Can you speed us?
Alright.
Speed us and then you can go here and TP. Alright, we should get here first.
Venture low!
Venture low!
What the?!
Bro.
This fucking Reinhardt, man.
They're off the map.
We got him, we got him, we got him.
I got them playing that.
Kill this stupid ass rammer.
Fuck you, dude.
Piss me off, man.
Retard Reinhardt on their team.
They gotta, they gotta uh TP Sim, Sim, Sim Sim, uh You're on point or?
TP point, TP point Yup, they're gonna TP onto point I'm destroying it It's gone, it's gone, it's gone Here's this Reinhardt In front of us He's in the dojo on the right.
He's half.
He's half.
Reinhardt is half.
He can die.
Kill this idiot.
He can die.
Ryan can die.
Ryan can die.
Got him.
Ana?
Fuck you too.
Let's go.
The beaters will continue on these fucking scrubs.
Nice.
Good job.
Alright.
Baptiste?
Reinhardt chasing you ball?
shooting them?
TP points, sim, Karine Reinhardt's on point Oh yeah, they TPed in.
Sombra on me.
Sombra on the right.
Sombra behind you guys.
Sombra behind you guys.
Nice.
Nice choice.
They don't got damage now.
There's Sombra and... Trying to destroy teleport.
Got it.
This dumbass Reinhardt's on point still.
I need heals.
Fucking nano the Sombra.
They're really low.
All of them are low.
Sombra low!
Baptiste low, he's dead.
Reinhardt going in with Ana.
I'm visoring these idiots, let's go!
He hammered me down.
He's one, he's one, he's one, he's one!
Fuck you, idiot!
Let's go!
Stupid fucks!
Tippi points somewhere.
Wait, what?
It's gone, it's gone.
Let's f**king go, these kids are trash.
I'm not losing these f**king scrubs man.
A redemption arc we are having here.
Yeah.
How do you say your nickname?
Po-whatever?
Poil?
I'm in Polish.
But this jibber is in Polish.
Ah, in Polish?
Okay.
Where are you from in Poland?
I've known a lot of my skin.
At the mix there.
Oh, Jesus.
Both of you are Polish?
Yep.
We have no internal here.
We ride horses and shit.
Not us.
Alright guys, you guys good price with Zora.
I'm in behind.
French turn Reinhardt on the left.
*Breathes* Venture on me.
I need help.
Venture.
Bro, get this Venture behind us, bro.
Let's go.
I got charged.
Red?
Any chances?
Zero.
It's okay.
We're coming back.
We're coming back.
Is he loading back, man?
Reinhardt on pointy.
Reinhardt's shield's broken pretty much and he's one shot.
Baptiste slow.
Venture one!
Venture one!
Kill this stupid...
I feel all warm inside.
Vepti slow.
Everyone heal up.
Right now we're trying to push in.
Reinhardt slow.
Oh my god, dude.
This bitch solo ulted me man!
So Veltra is low.
Reinhardt on the left with Venture!
Reinhardt on the left with Venture!
Venture one shot on the left.
Lucio one.
Venture dead.
Fuck you, bitch.
It sucks.
Sim 1.
What are these idiots?
Venture coming towards you Bob Venture coming towards you ball.
Turn around.
Punch shot on that whore.
Oh wow.
Okay.
Come back with a visor.
Reinhardt on the right.
Alright, Reinhard and Rein is coming after you guys.
Okay.
Bout to you slow?
Whatever, whatever.
We gotta win this shit cuz this fucking guy lost his connection again.
These Polacks don't play their fucking light though.
I'm coming with a visor.
I really know.
Fuck you, Venture!
Get the fuck out of here, scrub!
Get the fuck off my point!
Get these kids the fuck up out of here, man!
Take the point, take the point Yeah, I'm backing up I'm here Venture, Venture trying to find- Of course!
You fucking scrub!
They're chasing me- THREE OF THEM ON ME! Oh fuck.
You guys killed them?
Nice.
They all just chased me around the map bro.
Three of them were on me.
They're really low.
Let's get one.
No teleport.
Lucille's still low on point.
He's coming towards you, uh, Pharah.
He's one shot, Pharah.
Yeah, take that, asshole!
Get the fuck up outta here.
Sim got me, bro.
They put a teleporter.
Fuck this Ventra.
This yo, I'm using the whole Rocket barrage incoming I've got meds He's gonna have a hammer watch Okay, nevermind.
Let's go, man.
Destroyed those scrubs, even with these guys, with their shitty connections, man.
Yeah.
No, I'm not.
I have light to have the Chilons after that, GG.
Anyways, GG, thanks for character.
Yo, avoid those kids.
Holy shit.
Avoid this fucking dude.
Whatever the fuck his name is.
You guys want to see what's going on on Twitter here?
here let's see here what's going on on twitter uh oh shit we already got a game but let's see here
alright
alright team chat can't change the world by following I can.
What do you want?
Pharah?
Echo?
I missed that awkward again.
Again?
Yeah, we played last week or something.
Do you want Pharah, Bastion, Ash or Ekko?
You choose.
I don't care.
You're best.
Most comfortable.
Everything is comfortable.
Tell me what.
You got Tracer.
Your choice.
Nevermind.
Tracer Widow.
Akadar soldier.
Moira one!
Oh, bitch.
Oh.
Checking it.
Got one here.
It's called personal space.
OK.
I'm here.
Hey, catch.
Baptiste!
Baptiste one!
idiot Ponzo flow I need healing Monkey low.
He is low.
He's one shot.
They're all one.
They're all one.
I swear.
They're all one.
They're all one.
I need help.
Oh man!
Okay, we have another gun.
I've seen tougher spots.
There's your grapple to go from top right now.
Up our ball.
Okay.
The moir was low.
No teammates?
I'm gonna say- I just got my buff.
What's that rest?
I really want to ruse my- Let's go.
especially healer.
One HP Moira Oh man.
Bro.
I'll kill one.
I'll kill one.
They can't get away with this.
Get in there, Bob!
Nice!
All of them!
They don't call me an outlaw for nothing.
Alright.
I need healing.
Monkeys down here.
Oh shit. - It's okay.
It's okay.
He's one.
He's one.
I'll get you one. I'll get you one.
I'll get you one.
Come iron.
I've got you.
I'll get you. I'll get you. I'll get you. I'll get you.
Nice.
I'll finish it.
Nice.
I'll finish it.
Nice.
Nice.
What the fuck?
They have Widow.
Widow, it's my problem.
I will take care of Widow.
*Many's face* Genshin1!
Genshin1!
Not it?
Okay, I can't live against that.
Monkey 1!
Myron this is all HP was one I'm on fire That would okay I got both dps
I got both Monkey can die Monkey can die He's fine He's He's Primal Rage
Okay, he got me I should've ran Bob, do something!
I am unbreakable.
60 seconds.
Carry on, payload.
I'm shooting Monkey.
Monkey low.
Got him.
More and one shot on Payload.
More and one shot on Payload.
Good choice.
Never leave a teammate behind.
I don't understand your generation.
Invisible Sombra.
Don't say nae.
I'm on high ground advisor.
my Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
Sombra!
One shot!
Sombra!
They'll regret that Clutch there nice.
I already said a panel was good Somb Score.
Zero to one.
Switching sides.
Damn, I only got 5,000.
I'm trash.
Yeah, Mercy hasn't been healing me at all, bro.
I've been dying.
Not fucking healing me whatsoever, bro.
It's not true.
Tell him it's because he's trash.
Tell him.
Tell him the truth.
Listen, bro, J-Bills, you're trash.
No, he knows it because he hasn't been healing me at all, bro.
Now he picked your boyfriend to heal you.
How awkward.
The last time you said watch the anime, you told me to watch Jiu-Jitsu.
Yeah, I watched the first season and the movie.
I haven't watched the second one.
I watched season 1 and the movie.
Now you're in season 2.
I need to start watching season 2.
I call looking at me Are you kidding me?
This echo is above us man.
There's no more room.
Come on.
Soldier on...
I mean, uh...
Monkey on payload?
He's on top of the building.
I'm going to play a lot of fun.
Fuck this guy.
Merky on behind me.
Murky one.
Kill this monkey with me!
ECHO low?
ECHO half?
Baptiste one!
Reloaded.
ECHO one, ECHO one, ECHO will die.
I go die, go die, go fight.
Oh my god.
I killed?
Pop them.
Alright.
Somebody get me some healing Genji low up there You can raise me Go for it Monkey on me Monkey on me, I need help My servants never die Uh
One low hp bap If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting One hp bap on the left I wanna grab him.
You got healed.
Okay.
Hello.
Gunji nobility.
Gunji nobility.
Run Murphy bro.
Monkey gone.
Winnable winnable.
What a window. What a window.
What a window.
Oh what a window bro.
We're on point.
One shot.
Genji won.
Never mind.
He took Pega.
He took Pega.
On the left.
It will come from the window in the left.
Entry on the east one.
I almost have mine.
Dude.
Still got some fight in me here.
I'll keep trolling.
Fuck this idiot up, man.
I'll keep trolling.
What are we doing?
One shot on him.
How's he not dead?
Pound on the left, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hanzo dead.
Two dead.
Three dead.
There we got it.
We got it.
Kill this goddamn monkey, bro!
Fuck you!
Goddamn!
Why the fuck was that so hard?
These kids suck dick, man.
Two of them below you, ball.
Baptiste up there, too.
Put me up here, Lifeweaver.
Put me up.
Fuck!
I can't make a goddamn jump.
What happened?
I couldn't make the jump.
It was too far.
What the hell?
Dante's dead, dummy.
Stupid fuck.
I'm gonna pay a lower life, dude.
My coals are red hot!
Over here!
I'm at the height of my performance.
Nice.
Alright, throw me up.
Bro.
Bro, this Lifeweaver's fuckin' shits his trash, bro.
I'm gonna take Kaegoran from the other side.
This guy can't fuckin' do shit.
It's like...
McCree can die!
McCree can die!
FIDE by Zuyu!
What's up, Bob?
He has a one shot.
Genji, one shot.
Monkey low!
Monkey low as fuck!
Here it one!
Here it one!
Skull.
Over.
That T sucks.
Bro.
I'm gonna criticize you, Bob.
Awkward.
Wait, what happened to my Bob?
Your ball boy is chasing me the whole map and jump down the...
new veteran.
*laughs* It's okay.
Your bubble is very intimidating.
If you guys want, I can switch to healer in a bit.
queue up his healer.
Alright, we're going to go ahead and look through some Twitter.
Yeah.
You want to play healer, Myron?
I could switch to the other account and play either.
No, no, no, why?
Prepare your defenses.
Select your hero.
Alright, I'm gonna get off Twitch here in a second.
How many people are watching?
Yeah, I'm gonna get off Twitch.
Alright, no more Twitch ninjas.
Now we can say whatever the fuck we want.
Welcome to Rumble, faggots!
Let's fucking go!
Now we're gonna say what the fuck we want to say.
Yeah.
I have a need for swiftness.
To find success, we must search in harmony. To find success, we must search in harmony. we must search in harmony.
Five, four, three, two.
Alright motherfuckers.
Oh, I'm idiot for that. I'm idiot for that.
I'm bad.
Shouldn't have done that.
Stupid as fuck.
Leave it low, leave it low.
I'm coming back.
I got it.
Come on 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4.
I made a really bad mistake.
Enemy over here!
Where are we going?
Come, come, come.
Nice.
Nice. - Awkward, watch me, Awkward.
Can't see me? - I'm looking, I'm looking, yeah.
When he's got my GoPro pool He was bad if he was out of math Let's go My spirit burns.
Watch your back, kid.
Yeah.
Nice.
Do it again, do it again, do it again.
Alright, we can go for a brick.
Okay?
On brick.
Okay.
Or McCree.
Brick, brick, brick.
They're in the room.
Yeah, they're coming.
They're right by herself, by the way.
They might not do much.
Brick towards you.
Brig is low on the right-hand side.
McCree low too.
Get this D.Va out of mech.
Brick on the right, brick on the right.
I'm not going to die!
I'm not this, I'm trying to die!
No, man!
I'm not hiding in!
Rally to us!
Such an annoying character, bro.
Thumb her up behind!
I can't get away with this.
We can kill D.Va.
I'm on D.Va.
60 seconds.
Sombra and McCree.
Sombra on you.
I'm shooting her.
I'm shooting her.
Damn.
So this Viva is not dying.
I've been shooting at her forever.
Come on, tank.
Yeah.
Boy, you can't kill tanks.
What is this?
Demon pushing.
Ah, you tiny.
Oh man.
What?
Are we gonna try to contest this or?
I do have a visor.
I'm back and up then.
Back and up.
Wow.
Dever chasing me.
I've seen tougher spots.
You get the Dever out of mech bro.
I'm still here.
Sombra A telling blow Sombra Sombra
George Tirana: They'll regret that.
George Tirana: Nice postbar, Mom.
Thank you.
Oh damn I'm gonna contest
Oh my god dude It's a frustrating game man.
Nice.
Nice. Nice.
Score.
Zero to one.
Switching sides.
They're trying.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm about to fuck these kids up on this round, man.
I'm fucking annoyed.
Every soldier needs a cause.
You got this?
Every time I play this map, I always think about your piece of dough analogy, man.
I like your mask.
There's literally a piece of dough.
I said I like your mask, dude.
Do you eat bacon awkward?
What's up?
Do you eat pork?
Yeah, but I don't like it.
There's a brownie pizza right here.
Oh no!
I'm gonna lock in man.
That's kosher.
you need to take care of my fat ass I've got meds Arrest so low Shit.
Come on shoot the tower please Xena in the room Weak.
Back off.
I'm not no sleep Hog hog hog hog hog hog on point hog coming on point Torg coming on point two.
Torg one shot on point Then one shot and I know I'm trying to run good shit.
Oh No running.
No running.
No, no, no.
Over there!
Someone need to push the payload.
At least one.
I'm on it.
The payload is Oscar Mike.
Intimidation!
Enemy turret ahead!
Enemy turret down!
Hog drop down for me sucks.
Yeah!
I don't know my ability.
Awkward.
You're dead.
You're good?
Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing.
hey check affirmative oh no nice hey guys Sombra on me Wait.
Wait.
It's not over.
Wow.
Sombra got me, bro.
Oh, that's a GG. That's a GG. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm scared Play of the game What did he do
There are req in it and
What's the record?
11 and...
are we 12 and 8 now?
Yeah, let me check.
Yeah, double check.
I think we're 12 and 8, but let me know.
12, 13.
11, 12, 13.
14, man.
We win three in a row.
Thirteen?
Okay.
Fourteen.
We win three in a row.
Are you sure?
We're fourteen and eight?
Yeah, we started eleven.
And we win three in a row.
Alright, fourteen and eight.
Alright.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Come on, I can't ask him.
For your sake, I hope you're not questioning my abilities.
Do not speak to the pilot at this time.
I'm supposed to team chat.
Five, four, Come, come, come.
complete teleport.
Tracer no recoil. Tracer here.
Top left, Doomfish, Tracer, bunch of them top left.
Rig is one.
I'm on Doom, I'm on Doom.
He's getting chased by two of them.
Yep, I'm shooting him.
I'm shooting him.
And Rig too.
I'm still shooting his Doom here, bro.
It's him and...
Trying to kill this idiot, man.
Bro, I need help, man.
Where are you?
Bro, this Ana is lost.
The Mercers keepin' me up, bug. - Let's go. - Begin to act your service.
uh all right good job Can we kill this Doomfist over here on me, bro?
I can't get away with this.
Genji on the left.
Don't press them.
I'm gonna go first place.
I'm gonna go first place.
Noomfis, noomfis slow.
There's Meteor Striking.
Bragg and Tracer on point.
And Kyrie, three of them on point right now.
I'm gonna go first.
I'm gonna go first.
So frustrating man.
We touched.
Can we touch?
That was fucking terrible bro.
Greedies.
Score.
Zero to one.
No unnecessary risks.
Alright.
We got this.
We just gotta fuck him.
Yeah, hook that Doomfist every time, bro.
I get him low, but we can't finish him.
Play like a fire gamer.
Play like a what?
I don't know how that...what does that mean?
Alright.
Doofus is low.
Bring us low.
Doofus misses punch because he sucks.
Kill this dumb fuck.
Let's fucking go.
Kira, Kira, Kira, Kira on the left, weak!
Let's fucking go, you Chinese whore!
I'm taking a point.
That's better.
Alright.
I'm on point two.
Cap it quick.
Alright, nice, nice, nice.
There's a tracer behind us I think First on the left-hand side Oh Doom on the right.
Doom on me.
Doom is!
Kill this, Doom!
This fucking Genji is a faggot bro.
Fine we got it to 50%.
Who needs healing?
Let the Kitsune guide you!
Kitsune no kagizme wo takihamate!
Doom Doom Doom Doom here I need to!
Doom Doom Doom Doom here I need to!
Where is the healer?
Ana inside, Ana inside.
I'm not a tank!
I don't deserve to get healed!
First run on the side.
I'm coming around.
coming around.
Tracer behind you guys, watch out!
She had to recall because she sucks.
Fuck you bitch, come here!
The fuck?
Whore?
Get this Doom nigger!
Hey Doom nigger, are you dying today?
Fuck you!
African police scratcher fuck We got it Genji and Tracer on point.
Tracer recalled.
Doom nigger on point.
Doom nigger on point.
One shot on him.
One shot on Doom nigger.
Doom nigger dead.
Genji low?
Blade, yeah.
Yeah, you dummy.
Stupid fuck.
Engaging enemy combat...
Score.
One to one.
You are not alone.
I don't need your pity.
It's not pity.
I know how it feels to be alone for a long time.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Alright, we got this, man.
Round three.
Capture the objective.
Taking flight.
Attack the objective.
Kakaia?
Balls on the right hand side.
And she dead.
Idiot.
Balls on the right.
Tracer on the left-hand side.
Nice hook Fuck you face one Like that hook?
Yeah, I was like They got Widow now Heh, they're throwing Careful Yeah, Widow was that Oh shit Nevermind, I missed everything Should be good guys Guys, you're on the right Guys, you're on the right
I'll do the point, I do We'll do the point, I do Briggis, one shot on point Okay, we got 6-30
Special delivery I was, but I got hit by the Widow.
I think the Widow is on the right.
That's better.
Brick is low on the right.
Brick is low on the right.
D.Va's gotta get the D.Va out of me. Alright, I got a visor for this next fight. Watch out!
He's probably gonna have- Do you have Blade?
Did Genji use Blade yet?
Oh, they have that.
Oh, what an idiot.
What a fucking dumbass.
He lived!
Hit the D.Va.
I'm X like a Paisor.
Shit.
Out of me.
Out of me.
She is?
It's Paisor.
Let's go.
Oh!
Bastard on me!
Bastard low. Bastard low on point.
Bro Benji one Where's my healer?
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go And Die My bad Don't die, don't die, don't die Don't die, don't die Okay, David's angle looks good What?
Left time, what?
We have time.
I can touch.
Where's the Bastion at?
On the right?
I can touch.
I can touch.
D.Va's almost out of mech.
Let's go.
What the fuck?
Heels on point.
Heels on point.
I'm putting Heels down for you guys on point.
Geji on the right.
Leave us guys!
It's impossible to kill anybody in Bradley.
I don't know how we lost that, bro.
I know.
I don't got heal.
Every time.
Play of the game.
Oh, man.
Concentrating fire.
14 and 9.
Fucking annoying, bro.
*sad music* Welcome, prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Every soldier needs a cause.
If anybody asks, I was never here.
You can't take Talon down by yourself, Jack.
Maybe not, but then...
I've always liked being the underdog.
I'll never forgive us for what we did in Hanamura.
Those people were criminals.
So were we.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attack.
I'm in here.
Bad guy.
Let's roll out.
fields online nice nice push
I got a ball now.
Shit, we didn't drink.
Hanzo!
Ash low.
Ash one.
Heels coming up.
That's radiance.
the payload has reached Thank you.
The pain is moving.
Help me!
Everyone, heal up.
You gotta burn yourself.
You need healing.
Mercy one, mercy one.
Thank you Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Keep close Oh Oh Oh I'm on fire
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh I can't get away with this This area denied.
Move up with me.
Isle driver.
That's a beating.
Step rider.
This ends now.
Who needs healing?
In check.
- Wow. - You call that your best shot?
I've got you in my sights.
One in forever.
That warms the bones.
Let's go.
Ow.
Behind you.
Over there.
Okay.
I have a break.
Nanami, a minute.
I'm coming up.
Let's run.
Let me down.
There you go.
I'm coming up.
I'm coming up.
How's it going?
Fucking God.
Fucking goddammit, bro.
How did you die, man?
I accidentally walked out when I thought I had all of them destroyed.
My bad, I wasn't in this shot.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
Watch out for the swords run, man.
Ain't no...
Any help?
Anna, who are you hiding from, bro?
He's demon.
He's the inner demon.
Dude is hiding.
nobody's on it Activating something to the sequence!
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. I'm still fighting.
*Mario's voice* This ball is so fucking annoying bro.
Look at all this fucking idiot.
What's he shooting at?
Soldier dead, stupid fuck.
Of course he gets res.
Soldiers still up there are low as fuck.
Yeah, he's getting milk.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Still got some fight in me here.
Alright.
Hey!
It's Kiriko.
Roadhog time.
60 seconds.
Like a payload stone.
I'll try to reveal the favor.
I think I'm going to go.
I think I'm going to go.
I ain't dealt.
Percy.
Percy!
Resin, resin.
Ball behind.
I got a visor we can use.
I've got you in my sights.
Oh, of course.
I got a main help.
Soldier on the right, one shot.
He's on the right stone.
He's on the right stone.
Round one.
Pretty good.
Score.
Two to zero.
switching sides trying to heal our DPS best best as you can okay I don't take much of a heal.
Just stay with our DPS, please.
Very good.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Hey.
Be advised.
A hamster has an instinctive fear of foxes.
Is it because he looks delicious?
He says yes, and damn right I do.
They got one fist.
One fist, idiot.
Zen low?
Genji?
Soldier and Genji?
I'm on Doom.
Yo moot I'm going to die here.
Soldier low.
Soldier gone but...
Get out!
Get out!
Let's kill Doom.
Let's kill Doom, please.
Can she?
Oh my bad.
Doom is one Zen is one I see an enemy!
Heroes never die!
Genji one.
Soldier week two.
Genji low, Genji low, got him.
Soldier in the back.
Come on, let's do it.
Can we kill the Supreme?
Can I get some heal on the payload?
Can I get some heal on the payload?
As you can see, we are getting paced.
Come back with the visor.
Who's chasing you guys?
Everyone's up.
Huh?
Are you blind?
Doompers can die Doompers can die he's low as fuck He got healed, man.
Come back, come back, come back.
Ah, don't be greedy, Myron.
Deal?
Hello, poor?
Heal?
His sword is out of position.
He could die.
Soldiers below!
Soldiers below on the right!
Soldiers below on the right!
He's one shot!
He's one shot guys!
Go to the back!
Behind him!
Behind him!
I'm running!
I'm running!
He's gonna play!
Of course!
the payload has reached the checkpoint Doom is low.
Doom is low.
He can die.
Thank you.
Genji, no reflex?
Oh my god, man.
Nice.
Genji is running.
Genji low.
Finish.
new fish running Soldier Go back soldiers right here
Go back, man.
Long run.
We got a number advantage.
We don't have a number advantage.
Kill the Doom!
Kill the Doom!
Of course, man!
I got slurp somehow.
*Gunshot* Oh man.
I've got you in my sights.
Xenis 1. Xenis 1. Xenis 1. Xenis 1. Xenis 1. Xenis 1.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Bro Foster trends if I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
Oh I'm on this Doom.
Doom is one!
Doom is one!
Mercy fucking heal me, man.
He's reflecting, he's reflecting, he's one.
He has no reflect now.
Genji one!
Oh my god, man.
Soldier on point!
Holy fuck, man!
Play of the game.
Yeah, our healer is pretty trash.
This is fucking frustrating, man.
Okay.
We're done.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Stick with me and you'll climb straight to the top.
Peace.
Thank you.
Locked and loaded.
Who's ready to get this done?
That game was annoying, man.
Yeah.
I was shooting at Doomfist, bro, and...
3, 2, 1 Initial flashpoint Good evening ladies and gentlemen I'm losing these fucking faggots Over here punishes my mark this one Good.
Let's go.
Now I'm pissed off.
We're gonna fuck these faggots up.
Get this fucking training ass whore.
Dead.
What did they do to you?
What?
What did they do to you?
Don't worry about it, faggot.
Just play the game and shut your mouth.
I can do that, man.
I'm here.
I got heals right here.
He's ready for use.
Sigma I'm going to go walk.
My troll, my bad guy.
Hold it down.
Sigma low again.
Sigma low.
One shot.
Sigma.
Reaper.
Squawk.
Reaper.
What?
What the?
What?!
Oh, damn.
Fucking faggot ass McCree, bro.
Oh, we got it.
Punish the same for being a retard.
They're all next to me, all five. all five.
I gotta cage.
I gotta cage the...
Dude, what the fuck is that?
Take maximum from me.
lol 3 for low someone take points Oh man, they're all in there, bro.
You guys just take point now?
Yeah.
Why?
I was up one, you were untied.
I was camping you were too far away.
I'm shooting Sagma.
I'm shooting Repro.
Oh...
are you a dumbass?
Reaper no Wraith.
Bro, are you a dumbass?!
Yo, yo, chill out, dude.
You're literally a fucking dumbass.
Holy shit.
I did a mistake, okay?
Yeah, I don't know what that transcendence was.
it was very bad dude i didn't want to pop ranzler at all That's my healer!
That's my healers!
I've seen tougher spots.
Reaper low.
Sigma low.
Clear one.
Go next point please Go next point please Go next point please Go next point, please.
How did you die to that man?
Already done.
No, no, no, no.
Come back, man.
Come back, man.
Come back, come back, man.
Keep going back, keep going back, back up Sigma-1, Sigma-1 I think there's a McCree behind us.
He's dead.
Winnable, winnable.
What the fuck?
What is that Transcendence?
Dude, you fucking suck, bro.
You literally fucking suck dick, man.
More on one, more on one!
I'm on this pitch.
I'm on this pitch.
Whatever we got points.
On your left guys.
On your left.
Here.
Here.
She's one.
She's one.
Man.
Still got some fight for me.
I'm on this pitch.
Can we take this back?
Yeah, we should, yeah.
I can flash, please.
I can flash, don't worry about it.
I don't know if I...
I need somebody else to catch guys.
I need somebody else to catch guys.
Stay near my final!
Okay.
Oh no man!
Awww!
God man!
*sigh* Blame me on the healers, please.
I got zero heals on the whole fight.
Bro, you got eight deaths in seven minutes.
You can't blame that on the healers alone.
No fucking way, man.
Just take this point.
I'll be right behind you, just.
I see her.
We're going towards our zen.
Help our zen.
I hear Reaper behind us.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
Help me, help me.
Nerf this!
The crown point with D.Vo.
I don't know.
So difficult, man.
I got a visor.
We get this Devo out of mech.
Mikree one!
What the fuck?
Kiri, heal me.
Kiri, do not let me die, bro.
You fucking suck, dude!
Holy fuck, man!
These hillowners on our team are fucking retards, bro!
And fucking credible, man!
And fucking credible, you fucking retarded fucking faggots, man!
You European fucks!
You fucking idiots suck at everything you do!
You lose wars?
You guys are fucking terrible!
Holy shit!
Shut the fuck up, faggot!
Shut the fuck up!
I'm not fucking British, you scrub!
Fucking waste of a country!
No, I'm fucking American, faggot!
You and your sorry-ass fucking continent country!
You fucking faggots suck at everything you fucking do, man!
Seriously!
Holy shit!
You're European fucks!
Go back to that.
I hated that.
There's one.
I'm gonna have to carry you sorry piece of shit to fucking victory and my back hurts, man.
God fucking damn it, man!
I try to stay calm with you fucking faggots, but you guys suck so fucking bad, I gotta call you out!
How bad you fucking suck!
You German faggot!
You're a fucking embarrassment to Hitler, man!
What's up?
Now, we'll be careful again.
That should be in your bonnet.
I'm on fire!
Maybe deep a lot.
Oh, she got it.
Enemy spotted.
Got you.
Drop in the trap.
God, fuck it.
Unloading scrab!
No, fit!
Let the Kizune guide you!
Step right out.
Pick up.
Cree needs help, Cree.
Kree needs help!
I got a heal right here!
I got a healer McCree because you faggot suck!
How's it going?
God fucking damn it.
They don't want people.
I just noticed.
Like, look at their healers versus our healers, bro.
They had double our fucking healing, man.
You guys are fucking terrible.
Zeal Wasser and Yuwu, you fucking retards.
It should be you retard.
That's what your fucking name should be.
Yuwu should be you a fucking retard.
You fucking European faggots suck at everything you do, man.
You guys are fucking terrible.
Your dollar sucks.
Your continent sucks.
You faggots fucking suck.
That's why no one speaks your language.
Holy fuck, man.
You zero faggots, man.
That's true.
No one speaks language.
Nobody speaks French or German or none of that shit?
Get the fuck out of here.
Gay-ass fucking language.
They only work in their gay fucking countries.
Prepare your defenses.
Select your hero.
I don't know what to play.
What do you want me to play, Agur?
Give me one.
Sigma Every soldier needs a cause These conditions are not optimal for experimentation, but they are optimal for a tan.
Oh shit, what's our record, bro?
We're 15 and 10, right?
We're 15 and 10.
Right, China man?
Five, four, three, two.
Yo, China man, we're 15 out of 10, right?
I don't know right now.
Over there.
Oh, that's insane.
We're going to find our air!
Thank you.
Anybody?
You can die.
Ana, one shot on payload.
Ana's one shot on payload right now.
Ana, still one shot on payload.
She's getting hit by Mercy.
All low behind you.
All right.
I'm running.
I'm running.
He's on both of them.
Kill?
Heal?
Heal?
Anybody?
Sombra?
Sombra, what?
Are you that stuck, Ana?
You're behind the carman.
I can't heal full shot.
Who's holding you back?
Soldier one?
Soldier one in the room on the right.
Hiding from your inner demon, Ana?
Man, you were behind the cart.
What do you want him to do?
I cannot play on point, man.
I am Ana.
I snipe.
I can beat tank if you want, but that's just delusional.
Oh, my wall on me.
I need help.
Wall up top, knocked me off the high ground.
Mercy and soldier on payload.
Ah, shit.
I need heals bad.
Do we got nano?
Uh, five seconds maybe.
You already give it to me here in a second.
Ah, no, I need loot.
Give it to me...
Sombra!
Yeah, give it to me now.
Give it to me now.
Time to melee these faggots!
Let's go!
Ball one!
Ball one!
Finish them off!
Ana over here!
One shot!
Got her!
Kill this gay ass soldier!
Fucking faggot!
Kid sucks!
Yeah you're done.
You're done.
What?
What do you think?
Homophobic Widow, you're done.
Shut the fuck up, kid!
You fucking faggot fucking queer, man.
I'll give a fuck what you think.
You fucking faggots out here sitting here crying.
You're homophobic!
Fuck you, you euro fag!
How about that?
Shut the fuck up.
You fucking homosexuals always gotta be fucking weak about anything.
All you fucking do is cry, you fucking faggots.
Holy shit, man.
Shut the fuck up.
Homophobic!
Homophobic!
Shut the There is a king of yap over here.
Absolute king of yap.
Shut the fuck up, man.
You're king of fucking being a faggot.
How about that one?
Crazy, like I care?
Yeah, you should care, you fucking faggot.
It's banned in every religion for a reason.
Fucking queer.
Wah!
Wah?
Okay.
That's the sound you make when you get a tick off your fucking ass, you saget.
But you sit there and take it because it's socially acceptable.
Yeah, man.
Totally.
He tell yourself that works, man.
He's a good one.
30 seconds remaining.
Right there, Ana.
Nice.
Hey, soldier, do you like men?
Redeploying.
You definitely like men.
No, but you clearly do.
That's why you're so offended.
Yeah, I like men.
Men are cool.
I like men.
Unlocked.
I've got you in my sights.
I need heals bad.
I'm about to die.
I don't heal.
I'm a physical.
Okay, so now you're gonna be a fucking faggot and not healed because your feelings are hurt.
You're a fucking queer, Kylo.
You wanna fucking lose the game because your fucking feelings, man.
That's why I hate you fucking social justice warrior faggots.
You social justice warrior faggots piss me the fuck off because you guys care more about your feelings than anything else.
Oh, you're angry?
You fucking faggots, man.
Hold up, are your feelings hurt?
You're angry.
You just said you're angry.
No, no, you just wanna lose this game and throw because your feelings.
You're the fucking emotional one, faggot.
You're funny man You do comedy?
When's your show, man?
You're 2-2 right now, dude, with 3,700 heals.
Hello?
When's your show?
No, I asked you a question.
When's your show, man?
Fucking embarrassment to society.
You're funny.
You're an absolute clown, man.
You're hilarious.
How big are your clown shoes, man?
Where did you buy them from?
You're the clown, for real.
Where did you buy them from?
I could never be as funny as you, so I'll look at you.
Yeah, just ban their voice.
Just ban their voice, you're good.
I'm here.
Come here.
Watch out for this new little shit.
There's nothing we can do.
Just go back.
Oh, man.
These guys are going to throw in the game now because they're fucking healing.
I hate faggots, man.
Yeah, just play by yourself.
I'm still standing.
I'm still fighting.
Dude, it's three and three, and other guys two and three, bro.
Fucking idiots, man.
You'll get over him, Arm.
You'll understand one day.
You'll come to peace with that.
One day you'll think, how was I so mad over pixels on the screen?
I don't like to lose.
I know you're used to losing in life because you suck at everything you do, you fucking faggot.
But I don't like to lose, dude.
You turn your PC on to lose, you're a fucking loser.
You literally turn your computer on to fucking lose.
What was that story?
I think she can't hit you, man.
What did you say?
I guarantee you guys are fat, poor, stupid, everything.
You like mine?
I like mine.
Affirmative.
Fucking queers, bro.
No winner mindset, that's why you guys are fucking trash.
That's why I guarantee you guys are poor and fat.
You're a fucking team.
Wait, can I guess something?
Do you look up to Andrew Tay?
Is he a role model for you?
Who said you looked up to Andrew Tay?
You only knew, faggot.
You do.
You only knew.
Crazy.
Everywhere.
It's predictable as well as shit.
Please fuck your faggots It's okay, we're gonna carry you sorry fucks anyway No, you faggot sucked.
Sounds like you have a few insecurities, man, that you're dealing with.
Have you been to Sarge?
You can air them.
We're here to listen.
Because you guys are literally homosexual, cock-sucking faggots that are probably poor, fat, suck at everything you do.
That's why you're sitting here saying, bro, it's just a game!
It's just a game, bro!
How was your day, man?
Fucking faggots, man.
Those British fucks suck.
That's why your country's a fucking failure.
It's getting overrun by Muslims.
Because you fucking homosexuals don't do anything but suck dick all day.
I'm telling you, your country's being overrun by Muslims because you guys are fucking faggots.
Wait, Andrew takes a Muslim, huh?
No, I'm saying your country's being overrun by them because you guys are pussies.
Andrew Tate's a Muslim.
My friend, Andrew Tate is a Muslim.
Do you want to just rethink?
He doesn't have to do anything.
I'm telling you your country is being overrun by Muslims because you guys are pussies.
Andrew Tate's a loser.
That's what I'm saying.
You're getting overrun by Muslims because you guys have no culture and you guys are pussies.
That's what I'm telling you.
That doesn't have anything to do with what I'm telling you, you fucking retarded low IQ fuck.
I'm not complaining about Muslims, you dumbass.
I'm telling you, your country's being overrun by them because you're pussies.
It's not a bad thing, it's a good thing.
Get rid of the faggots like you.
Throw you motherfuckers off buildings.
What about the gay Muslims?
Fucking faggots.
Team kill.
That's why fucking England is being cucked right now.
100%, being cucked.
Who's the one with the hurt feelings again?
You!
Now you're 1776.
You after 1776, faggot.
Wait, what happened in 1776?
I'm not brushed up on my history.
You dumbasses showed up with red coats to fight a war, and you fucking lost.
That's what the fuck happened, you dumbasses.
Okay.
So who's the one with the hurt feelings?
I will literally cook you British fucks all day if I need to.
You fucking faggot monarchy, not even monarchy government.
You got a prime minister who's really a prime faggot.
You homosexual fucking queer.
That's why British breakfast sucks.
Your country sucks.
The sun doesn't come out because sun don't like gay.
That's why the fuck you faggots are probably pale as shit.
You motherfuckers look like cream cheese trying to talk shit to me.
You fucking faggots.
I'll literally cook you assholes all day.
You fucking faggots.
Yeah, it is a comedy show.
You fucking homosexuals are on fucking stream right now getting cooked.
I'm the chef.
I'm Emeril Lagasse on you fucking homosexual faggots.
You are cooking.
Oh, I'm fucking cooking.
Holy shit, man.
You guys are some filet mignon faggots.
That's what you guys are, filet mignon faggots, but rare because you guys are pale.
No sun on you faggots.
What?
You cock-juggling, ball-juggling fucking queer homosexual faggots.
So for real though, how was your day?
You had a good day?
Did you have a good day?
Like a bunch of fucking retards.
And you lost the war.
How was your day?
Dumbasses.
Everything about your country is a L, bro.
We're being nice now, Mama.
We kind of wanted to go out, and now we're being nice.
How was your day?
I want to know!
Maze, one shot!
More or one, more or one!
These kids on the other team are idiots just like you guys, trying to fight us right up front like you guys did in 1776 and lost the war.
You motherfuckers lost to a bunch of dudes that barely had any type of weapons.
You lost to some black dudes.
You guys are embarrassed to mental warfare in general.
Save the Queen!
Save the Queen!
Fuck you, your country sucks.
You're old to remember 1666.
How old are you?
Your country literally fucking sucks.
What's up?
Have you muted me?
I can't tell.
And Winston Churchill was a fat fuck too.
Have you muted me?
No, I don't need to mute you.
I'm a cook, you're dumbass.
You need to mute me, faggot.
Okay, just checking.
I just wanted to know if you're okay.
Are you okay?
You fucking homosexual.
I think he's struggling with his sexuality.
It makes me worry that you're not okay.
Are you okay?
I'm 100% genuine, man.
Are you okay?
Oh no, I'm fine.
You're getting cooked right now.
Are you fine is the real question.
You faggot picked the wrong one.
It's really picked the wrong one Picked the wrong wall You guys are getting cooked right now.
You guys thought, ooh, we're going to be able to clown this guy and have fun, and then you'd fucking get the Uno reverse card.
You didn't realize that.
This is what I fucking do.
Cook faggots like you all day.
So I'll tell you homo sessions.
Oh yeah, we're cooked.
We're cooked.
You fucking faggots.
You fucking homos are probably Jewish too.
You fucking homos are probably Jewish too, man.
Take that one off the bingo card.
Anti-Semitic as well.
Oh yeah.
Yep.
Anti-Semitic.
Yep.
Yep.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, but we haven't hit that one yet.
I'm all of it, dude.
Antisemitic?
Homophobic?
This guy's got the whole trifecta.
Yup.
You guys are black as well so I could cook you off for that as well Are you a dumb ass is probably Yup.
*Mario's voice* How many genders are there?
How many genders are there, dude?
Answer!
Answer!
Please!
How many gender?
I can't get away with this.
So, we need to know the difference between gender and sex.
Gender is a societal...
What?
Sex is bad.
Now there are two sexes.
Gender is a societal...
Who needs healing?
Oh, gender is societal?
Yeah.
Shut up, man.
Yeah, these dudes are definitely Jewish.
I'm supposed to laugh at their own jokes.
*Gunshot* *Gunshot* Yeah, you need to walk a bat if you're not laughing at your own jokes.
You fucking assholes can't even say how many genders there are!
Halo telelockies are all.
The faggotry is real in this one.
You literally just try to sit here and say gender is societal.
Are you fucking stupid?
No, it's just fact.
For example, let me tell you this, you fucking retard.
When your dumb ass dies, the painful, shitty death that you will probably have from getting a dick in your ass from being the faggot that you are, you know what's gonna happen when they dug up your fossils in 50 years?
They're gonna say, this guy was a man, unfortunately.
They're not gonna sit there and say, oh, well, he identified as a what the fuck.
No, they're gonna say you're a fucking dude.
You fucking cock-juggling faggot.
You can't even answer how many genders are!
That's how failed of a society we have!
You fucking faggot!
That's why the Muslims are taking over!
You fucking homosexual!
They're gonna help breed you fucking cock-juggling fucks!
Roger, you can stop payload-butting, it's okay.
You faggots will literally be extinct in 20 years, bro!
In 20 years, you pucks are gonna be extinct.
Enemy team.
You're crazy, my man.
I'm about to nano you.
You ready?
You're getting nano visor in the back.
You're crazy.
Don't worry.
Go ahead.
Give me the nano.
I'm gonna pretend they're all Jews.
Shoot.
Shoot it, faggot.
Walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up.
Let's go!
It's 1943.
Let's go!
Oh, of course, but you didn't heal me because you're fucking mad.
Wait, so you're a Hitler fan as well?
There's a bit of silence on that one Well, you weren't fucking healing anything.
You just were being trash.
I asked if you're a hip-a-fan.
Do you believe that...
Yo, Sigma-1 shot, Sigma-1 shot, Sigma-1 shot.
Kill this guy Nice hook Free does not work.
They shot one man God God fucking dammit, bro.
God fucking dammit.
Bro, how are you guys are fucking ten and seven and nine and eight?!
Bro!
Yeah man, we're terrible.
You go crazy.
Yeah, we're terrible, man.
We're sorry.
You guys are!
Harry.
Thanks, man.
He's really kind of you.
I'm glad you're helping homosexuals like us, man.
This is nice.
Well, since it's the first time you guys suck or something, clearly.
Fucking faggots, man.
That's why people like you gotta help it.
I'm out top.
Fuck up, soldier.
I'll give you nano again.
Keep working.
We'll hold it, we'll hold it.
Zen-1, Zen-1.
Okay, we'll nano you after this thing, yeah?
Don't die to him, don't die to him.
Okay, nanoing you now.
Free on the right.
Cram the right.
Slap Sigma.
Sigma Watt.
That's it.
They're all weak in there.
Finish them off.
Soldier.
God fucking damn man.
Fucking struggle man.
I appreciate you carrying gays like this, man.
It's great.
No, you guys are legitimately fucking terrible, bro.
That's okay.
Have you ever kissed a man?
No, dude.
No.
Best feeling.
Write something.
You guys do it all the time.
Have you ever kissed a non-binary person?
I don't even...
I don't...
Non-binary isn't real.
Non-binary isn't real, dude.
I think your mommy's non-binary.
Non-binary doesn't even exist.
Whatever the animal she is.
Whatever the animal she is.
Non-binary and- Yo, look, you fucking homosexuals.
There are two genders, bro.
There's nothing else, okay?
Fucking weirdos.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Okay, I know you're the mommy's non-binary.
Okay?
Keep educating this I like this Remember by you asking kingpin It's not 300 You You You guys go through school Yeah, we did go to school we went to school when it was a students right here retard I have a genuine question What is non-binary?
What is that?
I don't know.
Maybe some kind of animal.
Let me give to...
You can talk after, guys.
Let me just...
That's the best legend.
It's okay to ask.
It's okay to ask.
So, a non-binary person doesn't fit with any, like, society gender.
They don't believe they are male or female.
Okay, when I went to school in the middle school or something, I've never seen or heard about a single person like that.
Yeah, that's totally okay.
So, how are there so many now?
Well, because people don't feel more comfortable to talk about it now.
Not a single person.
Schools is a quite a show to play.
Not a single one.
Yeah, it's dependent on where you are or wherever.
And people are still scared to go out about it because of people actually.
And they call them horrific things.
So people are scared to come out.
Everyone's out, man.
There's what?
Fucking sound, bro.
Because they feel like they're gonna get harassed and persecuted just for being who they are.
And that sucks to me.
If a person wants to beat anything...
Ain't gay was like, it's been okay in society for like the past 50 years.
I don't know what they're afraid to come out of.
Well, to me it's been okay, but what explains then this guy...
Sigma?
Sigma?
I'm shooting a Sigma?
There's still a lot of harassment about them.
Moira?
Moira 1?
World 1?
World 1?
World 1: What are you doing?
World 1: You're shooting the fuck out this gay ass Sigma, kill him?
World 1: Okay, fine.
World 1: So what I'm saying, man, is that you know, I went to forums and stuff like 50 years ago, nobody was talking about being non-binary, like gay, whatever.
World 1: Yeah, yeah.
World 1: I've never, I've just never heard of anything like that.
World 1: I think it's a new animal that they discovered.
No, but you're saying people are afraid to come out, but you're also in public forums, anonymous forums.
What are they looking like?
What are they looking like?
It's a new thing.
Yeah, I'd say so.
People would feel like this in the past, but they wouldn't allocate themselves into non-brinary because it wasn't a thing.
Like what, the past 10 years?
Like a fucking invention?
Somebody just decided...
What I'm saying is for the past tens of thousands of years of society, not a single person was identified as non-binary.
And in the past 10 years, all of a sudden we have...
Millions of people who identify like that, or hundreds of thousands.
I couldn't give you the exact numbers, but it's more of a confidence thing, and it was never really named anything.
But how can you say that it's something that is legitimate and invented?
Like, new medicine practices today, for example, you know, you can have an open heart surgery today, but 10 million years ago, no one was having an open heart surgery.
It's because it's a new thing, right?
Yeah, but it's not a societal thing, man.
They compare the medicals with delusions.
Yeah, it's called analogy.
It's not a good one.
I'm trying to explain it to you guys.
Seems you want to me.
I appreciate you having a calm conversation with us.
Soldier on a high ground.
Yeah, that calm conversation has proved that you guys are fucking retards with no logic.
That's sort of proof.
What?
They'll regret that.
Winnable, guys.
Winnable.
So you have to have an angry conversation?
No, it's not the anger.
You just ask me.
No, no, no.
Sigmo 1.
He was a soldier.
Honestly, Cass, you talking about it has been really good and really positive.
I appreciate that.
We don't negotiate with faggots, okay?
You have been for the past...
how long this game?
I'm not negotiating with you fucking queers now.
And we've tricked you because you have been.
Sigma one shot.
Carry one, carry one, carry one!
About damn time you did something.
I hate to cast like that.
He's been going crazy a long game.
No, I'm talking about you, Fox.
You useless fucking faggots.
Oh, yeah, no, we suck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't fuck.
Okay, I will boot.
We need this.
Step rider.
We need this.
Step rider.
We need this.
*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* My fucking back hurts carrying you fucking faggots.
Me and Timmy just carried you scrubs and end.
You homosexuals are fucking terrible.
Appreciate that, man.
That's why gays should be on this game.
You can't be saying that shit on a game as gay as this.
You guys are embarrassments, man.
England is a failed country, bro.
Thank you.
Failed nation, bro.
Failed nation.
Chat, we cooked those faggots or what?
What's the record now, China man?
Are we 16 or 17 and 10?
That was the worst explanation I've heard in my life.
Okay, we're 17...
Are we 17 or 16?
I thought we were 16.
We went two in a row, Myron.
This one and last one.
So it's 17.
Then compare the medical discoverer to the fucking delusional.
What?!
Yeah, those kids are faggots, bro.
Real faggot.
Thank you for being so polite.
Damn, they got footage of Diddy beating up on Cassie?
Aw, shit.
Alright, chat.
I'll play this after this game.
Oh, shit.
From 2016.
Damn, almost 10 years ago.
Maybe one day we're going to shoot in Hawaii.
Alright.
Take a Reinhardt.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attackers incoming.
We got a junk so we're gonna melt this.
There's an enemy here!
You're fucked, Hansel, you faggot.
You died twice to me.
In a minute.
Oh, these kids are about to get cream pie.
Here we go.
Baby Diva, one shot.
Biotic healing ready for use.
Take our Widow.
Don't stand in steel *sad music* *sad music* Fuck *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad
music* Echo weak *sad music* Everyone feel up *sad music* Scaling up *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* Can be behind you guys?
Genji Echo one echo one Get out of my way or I'll run you over.
Oh my god, this is a fucking bloodbath.
Are you tired of me?
There's no spin?
Oh, he's dying in the deep.
Oh, shit.
No!
- Fuck I'm trash. - I'm trash. - Endgame. - I don't miss him. - The point locked.
Adapt-- - Someone met again. - I'm on a run. - I'm on a run.
You hit him with the fuck and...
*Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* They're getting destroyed by Ahmad.
Yeah, they are getting destroyed by Ahmad, bro.
Goddamn.
Blowing these fuckers up Oh shit God damn Are you hopping forward?
Yeah Blowing them up bro like my heart BALLOW UP MORE Holy Time to feel like the other side I'm gonna snack him out of the sky Oh wow what a hook Oh wow what a hook I'm gonna do it.
You know you don't give a fuck when you're shooting the Zarya's bubbles anyway.
Allah Akbar!
All right, they got trashed.
This is bad.
Allah Akbar!
Score.
Zero to zero.
They should do a Hamas game.
What the fuck is that?
Yeah.
Yeah, that was a stuffy.
With a parachute.
With a paragliding.
We got someone on our team talking?
What'd he say?
Blah blah blah blah.
I just heard that.
Yeah, I didn't hear anything.
I just heard...
Every soldier needs a cause.
Remember what we're fighting for.
Alright, after this one I'm gonna take a quick break. after this one I'm gonna take a quick break.
Your worth is a hypothesis.
Okay.
Yeah, I have to go in 30 minutes.
Oh, you gotta go in 30 minutes?
Alright.
I'll stream in 30 minutes, then never mind.
Okay, awkward.
Hello.
He's got some drails to spend now.
One.
Attack on AC.
I'll try to repay the favor.
We will take you for him.
Wow, okay.
Hanzo with the lucky hit.
Why did you die, man?
I don't know, bro.
I don't know how the fuck I'm going to die.
Gay ass fucking Hanzo, bro.
I hate Hanzo, man.
Him and Junkrat I hate the most.
That could piss me off more than Dino, god damn hot dog.
This kid's got fucked up.
Two tap.
Play of the game.
Hit him with the...
Allah Akbar!
Bruh.
We're almost diamond four now.
Took all these fucking games.
Alright, we uh...
18 and 10.
Oh shit, we're getting these games quick.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Select your hero. Select your hero.
Select your hero.
Select your hero. Select your hero.
Imagine if Junker had a skin with a yarmulke on.
Think that would kind of sick Another step I also want Kiriko to have dogs instead of Kitsune.
I mean instead of Fox what am I saying?
Ash is that middle?
Oh, we got a knife full.
Wow.
Thanks.
Ash is low.
She had to run away.
Oh!
Oh, I shoot!
Let me hold on this corner for you guys.
Sigma half.
Bob, do something!
Oh shit.
Okay.
Bob, Bob is almost dead.
Oh shit.
Oh shit!
They're really low, they're really low, they're really low.
Nice bomb, nice bomb.
I got Visor.
Okay, I left them use every ult they have.
Yeah, let's break this tree.
And then...
I'm gonna Visor.
Alright.
Get ready to Kisunyu rush here in a second.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Oh shit.
I've got you in my sights.
Oh, we lit now!
Ash is one.
They reload the back.
They reload the back.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Push forward.
Got it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
No fear.
No fear.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Oh nice hook Bob do something!
I the fuck only got two eliminations of all this damage.
Oh I don't want Nice fuck Come get him
Ladies and gentlemen, not your engines.
Barrier unsuccessful.
Let's try.
Ash.
God damn it, bro.
I can't get away with this.
We can't move until the payload moves.
soothing your wounds I got a visor that we can use We got nano?
Alright.
Can we get the Sigma shield gone?
Alright, you already give me nano.
Give it to me now.
Ana died.
Okay, Ana died.
Alright, this is going nowhere with the drunkard as well.
Alright.
Ana, get ready, give me the Veneno.
Alright, give it to me now.
Fuck!
Got two of them though.
Before they all focus me with their stupid ass.
They're not a bomb, bro.
Tails, Tails 3 and Rios 3.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Take cover, man.
Gotta kill this fucking scud man.
There's one.
I have to do something more.
Gosh.
Okay.
McCree on top of the payload.
He's low No, I'm payload No It's all good.
You lost the one you won.
Yeah, I lost it.
The original.
Sigma-1, Sigma-1, Sigma-1 can die.
Sigma-1 can die.
Sigma-1 can die.
I got a heal for you here, Winston.
Use it.
Fuck yeah, it's pretty bad.
Uhhh no.
Fuck.
Damn, alright we got a full hold on then.
If I didn't lost the high noon battle.
He high noon before you, that's why.
Yeah, but he dropped some HP, but he didn't recognize to click fast enough.
I was trying to shoot him to help you too.
Yeah, he did.
He did.
I didn't click fast enough.
That was my problem.
Oh, you had him?
Okay.
Yeah.
He lucky looked me.
Yeah, man.
Oh, fuck.
Every soldier needs a cause.
This should be fun.
If anybody asks, I was never here.
Thank you.
You know what?
We have a Mercy.
Play some Ashe.
Yeah, play Ashe.
I have Ashe as well.
Yeah, their Ashe is cooking.
My ultimate is charging.
Ana weak in the back.
Ana one in the back.
So many of them in a week back over there.
In the back.
Myra one more on okay I rub some dirt on it Let's go.
Moira 1, Moira 1.
I'm going back, going back, going back.
We have Bobbock, we need it.
One for one, one for Red Cross.
You can rest it, you can rest it Yo, this thing must carry them bro Spinable, spinable guys, spinable, spinable Help our ball, help our ball Heel, heal, who the fuck did you hide from?
I killed three people on the point No!
Bro, who the fuck are you guys hiding from?
The payload has reached the channel.
They'll regret that.
Don't let them move the payload!
She's gonna blow!
I know.
I know we...
Stay out of my way.
Oh my god!
It's...
He's nano-ed, wow.
Don't die now, please!
Don't die now!
Ash and Sigma are spawned.
Ash one, Ash one.
Back.
You're missing your shot, Pep.
You?
Sigma low.
Sigma one.
She ran.
She's low.
She has no fate.
Ana one.
Ana one.
Ash dead.
Ana dead.
There's someone I think in that room over there.
They're going back, they're going back.
McCree one, McCree one.
Everyone heal us.
We're all one, we're all one.
Whoa!
What the fuck, Ash?
Kill this, kill this, kill this.
No, Bob got me, Bob got me.
Bob!
Do something!
You're back, you're back.
Our team sucks!
What?
Redeploying.
Redeploying.
I killed three people on the fucking car.
Defeat.
Everybody just hide from one Sigma.
Bionics deployed.
Did someone...
No, it's a healer diff.
I promise you.
Play of the game.
Okay, let's do one last one.
Then I have to go We're just gonna push it far enough on the first one Oh
Now traveling to prepare for battle select your hero I I genuinely don't understand what's the mercy play brainworks.
Fucking yellow beam the full HP teammate.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Switch team chat.
Do not start the mission yet.
The mammal has something in his teeth.
Okay, go ahead.
Ah shit, we're 18 and 11.
*Sounds of pain* Five, four, three, two, one.
Round one.
Capture the objective.
Look out for each other.
Oh, D.Va here.
Another one.
I clicked E, but okay.
uh pressure behind us low the objective is now they're already though Tracer on.
D.Va?
Steve on the left here.
We got a point.
Nice.
The Steve's roots are.
Okay, their Ana is low.
Ana, oh you got Ana?
Can somebody get Ana?
Nice, nice, good finish.
Watch out for the tracer here.
I got health back.
Go back, Mary.
He was almost out of my tracer.
Diva's out.
Diva's out on the left.
Where's this stupid bitch?
Stupid smithereens Alright, go back Go back.
Hello.
Oh, they got a Hansel now.
Come on!
You're perfect.
You have this.
Anyway, up ahead!
That's better.
I spot him!
Miss me?
D.Va on the left I think.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, three of them on the left.
E.G.
thrusters!
Yeah, nobody wanna heal me, I guess.
I'm not gonna kill you!
That window is crazy!
Let's go!
Let's go.
Kid's got a creep mind bro.
Easy clap.
Easy clap, let's go.
I got laser beam between my eyes every fucking second.
Yeah, you got randomly hit like three times.
Poor awkward.
Also Diana is sleeping, you and I get hit.
You better keep up.
This isn't a daycare.
Unlucky.
It happens, it happens.
Then I better not be disappointed.
Kids also disappoint you.
I think I'm the best hands-on EU. Nice.
Be careful, Augur.
They got the best hands-on EU. Yeah.
Round two.
Capture the objective We're halfway there Niggah Hog?
Enemy!
Time to take him!
Bastion low.
Bastion low already.
He's one.
*Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Still got some...
OU!
*Gunshot* gay ass character dude I know that Hulk went through me awkward Yeah, I thought.
I looked at the replay.
Watch out for that enemy.
Oh, they're all in the room with me.
Don't peek it, don't peek it, don't peek it, don't peek it, don't peek it, they're gonna hook you.
Oh, he used a hook.
You can peek it.
I got two, he's winnable.
Wonderful, always wonderful.
Of course he hooks me through a wolf, but yeah, you know.
I think he has ulti.
He does.
Go back more I rub some dirt on it Let's go.
And wait for me, wait for me.
Don't be, don't dive deep.
Yeah, oh nice nice nice nice Get back get back Dodge this Let the kitsune guide you!
Fire it up like a volcano!
I've got you in my sights!
Can I push them?
Yeah Hands on!
Watch out!
There's one!
Hands on one shot!
That was confirmed Coming This ends now!
Step rider!
We got him where we want!
I'm on fire!
Hanzo's on the side guys Hanzo's on the side of the map guys, watch out They'll regret me Heal!
*Mario's voice* dah our key heal heal heal heal heal
Don't die please Oh, he's pushing top I'm going to go.
Those kids are fake.
Let's go.
Let's fucking go.
Alright, GG guys.
I have to leave now.
GG, thank you Agord.
Thanks Agord.
It's been a pleasure, gentlemen.
Not the greatest day, but still positive.
Happy ending.
Goddamn, okay.
Shit, oh shit.
He's like, where'd she go?
Alright.
Damn, I'm one game away from Diamond 4.
Alright channel man, we'll do one more and then I'm gonna call it.
All right, let's do this last one here.
Let's do it.
Last one.
Thank you.
Take a quick piss.
Oh my God.
All right, while we wait, while we wait, let's look at this clip, guys.
This shit crazy.
It's Nico Post here.
I'm banned.
I'm banned on Instagram for being part of a dangerous organization.
Nigga, the whole rap industry is dangerous organization.
It's funny.
Oh, this is in the video?
Okay, let me see here.
Ah, shit.
Where the fuck?
Hold on, give me one sec, guys.
Let me find it.
Alright, here's the video right here.
*sad music* Oh damn, I'm trying to see the whole...
Okay, let me go to CNN. I think CNN's gonna have the full thing.
Okay.
Let me show it to you on it.
...appears to corroborate some of the allegations of abuse against music mogul Sean Diddy Combs.
Starts running after her in a towel?
Bruh.
There is no audio.
According to the complaint, Combs became extremely intoxicated and punched Ventura in the face, giving her a black eye, which according to the lawsuit prompted Ventura to try and leave the hotel room.
The surveillance video obtained by Combs begins as she enters the hallway.
The complaint says as she exited, Mr.
Combs awoke and began screaming at Miss Ventura.
He followed her into the hallway of the hotel while yelling at her.
The complaint goes on to say he grabbed her and then took glass vases in the hallway and threw them at her.
In the surveillance video, Combs can be seen grabbing Ventura and throwing her to the ground.
As Ventura lies on the ground, Combs then kicks her twice and attempts to drag her on the floor back to the hotel room.
Ventura is seen picking up a hotel phone.
Combs seems to walk back to the hotel room, then returns and appears to shove her in a corner.
Moments later, he can be seen throwing an object in her direction.
According to Ventura's now-settled lawsuit, the pair began dating several years after they met in 2005.
They parted ways in 2019.
Combs' attorney said the decision to settle was in no way an admission of wrongdoing.
Ventura declined to comment on the video, but her attorney told CNN the gut-rusting video has only further confirmed the disturbing and predatory behavior of Mr.
Combs.
Words cannot express the courage and fortitude that Ms.
Ventura has shown in coming forward to bring this to light.
The video hasn't been seen publicly before and comes on the heels of a series of civil lawsuits alleging Combs' involvement in sex trafficking and sexual abuse.
Allegations Combs has repeatedly denied.
In a December 2023 statement, Combs responded to the claims in all the lawsuits saying, Sickening allegations have been made against me by individuals looking for a quick payday.
Let me be absolutely clear.
I did not do any of the awful things.
CNN has reached out to representatives for Combs for comment.
Goddamn.
This shit crazy.
No worries guys, I'll be cooking them as we watch that video.
But holy shit.
*Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* gaatun lahat *Woo*
Ah!
I'm dead!
My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Hey guys, run!
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
My bad, my bad.
Oh my...
*Grunts* Pretty much, yeah.
Oh man, try to run away.
We don't have sports here.
Still got some fight in me.
Your Junker Queen can die.
Oh no.
She can die, you can die, you can die, you can die.
Run, run, run, run, run, run.
Mercy, run with me.
Keep running Genji, Genji hiding Ran back
Tracer is slipping here Oh shit!
Fuck!
I didn't know he was an anode goddammit He kinda should've died We win, we win.
Yeah, we should have that though.
I killed I think three of them before I died.
I can be back in a little bit.
Oh my god.
He got no rico.
Go back, man.
Go back go back go back go back go back go back go back Much better Yeah, my run just helping me shoot jungle cream, okay?
Yeah Every bullet on jungle cream.
She's anti-hill, she's one, she's one, she's one, she's one!
Stop the payload with everything you've got.
The payload has reached the chain.
Thought of you.
Redeploying.
I'm over the boat.
Facing on me.
Joker Queen, you scream.
Oh.
First one Where's my team?
I was shooting the Junker Queen with you, man.
Bro, there's no more help me!
Tracer on the right, Tracer on the right trying to flank.
Tracer on the right trying to flank.
Tracer on the right.
Anna, Anna, Anna, take cover, Anna, take cover.
Tracer on the right!
Tracer on the right!
Behind her Ana!
Time for the Reckoning!
Come on!
What is that barrage, bro?
You didn't get her?
Time for the Reckoning!
I can't get away with this.
Bastion one!
Tracer, I need help.
I can not nail on K again.
Nano Visor.
Don't Nano me.
Nano Visor.
You don't have Visor.
Nano Visor.
Nano Visor.
I have it.
Nano Visor.
Nano Visor now.
What?
Rest anyone.
Rest.
for that annoying ass sucker queen.
Ah no.
Ah no one.
Bastion one.
Bastion can die.
Bastion dead.
Tracer Burger Queen trying to chase you guys Tracer?
What the?
Come back, man.
Come back, come back, come back.
Dunkerqueen got ultimate.
Just find some high ground, man.
Find some high ground, find some high ground.
There is no high ground that I can take.
Yes!
Yes!
Here!
Here!
I'm backing up!
Time for the reckoning!
I told you!
Still got some fight in me.
Carry one, carry one.
Chunker Queen chasing our Winston.
I'm sure the Junker Queen, Junker Queen is low, Junker Queen is one, Junker Queen is one.
I'm on fire.
Nanos is that's minimal.
Stop that, I love.
Junker Queen and Tracer chasing him.
This one, Monkey.
What a bunch of idiots.
They chased me and didn't get on the point.
Retards!
We just gotta push it all the way.
Let's go.
I'm not gonna lie, there are retards.
Fucking idiots, man.
They're bad.
They're very bad.
Let's rock these boys.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Remember the Vyckoski kingpins?
300 meters downrange.
You fired once, they both fell.
Beautiful.
They're cold.
Stay close.
I can't hear you if you're strange.
Oh nice, alright.
Look at the state of the world.
Something has to change.
I see a Moira.
They got a Moira or what else?
Bro, they're hiding!
Oh, Ramatra Moira.
Yup.
And McCree.
McCree's on top of the statue.
McCree is on top of the statue.
Junkrat is sleeping.
Oh my god!
Heal me!
I'm reloading.
McCree on point low.
We're in mantra one.
I'm shooting him.
He's still low.
They don't have Kiriko.
We can easily kill the anti-target.
How did you guys die there?
Run, run, run, run, run!
Don't peek now, Myron.
Please, run back.
Ram is low.
I can't anti him.
There's a shield.
He's dead.
I have nano for you.
Can you nano me now?
I'm dead, by the way.
Moira won.
Got her.
They nano Junkrat?
Okay.
Weird.
Oh no.
Point!
- Oh my God. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - No, keep focusing fine. - I'm out. - I'm out. - I'm out. - Enemy down.
Point!
I got him!
Ram chasing?
I got Viser.
I'm pushing the card guys.
Don't die.
We have only mercenaries.
Go back!
They're actually wasting gold.
It's fine.
Yeah, they're wasting so much.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
I got visor.
Knock me down and I'll keep getting back up.
Bro, what the fuck, man?
Spamming this shit.
Oh, fuck!
I am unbeatable.
Man, you can nano me.
*Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* You can nano me.
*Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* I've got you in my sights.
*Gunshot* Ram is one.
You can rest.
You can rest that Mercy.
You can rest that Mercy.
Watch out Bastion.
Watch out Bastion.
Help Bastion on the wall.
You can rest Mercy.
I DON'T HAVE FUCKING THIS!
What?
Oh my god.
No wonder.
Just keep pushing.
I'm gonna go and die.
I'm reloading.
Wow, they're going after the Sebastian hard.
Keep hitting me, keep hitting me.
Wow, they're burning everything.
I got a heal speed here, Bastion, use it.
Dunkerqueen is weak on payload.
We need more damage!
Slipping.
This bitch chased me down.
This fucking dike bitch chased me down.
I can't get away with this.
Let's get the payload moving again.
Let's get the payload moving again.
Junker Queen on point.
Can you kill her, please?
Bitches, 1 HP. She can die.
Thank you.
Tire!
Tire!
Don't let her kill her, Mercy!
Oh, fuck, man.
Alright, fine.
Die!
"I'm doing ground" "The fuck is all I'm bashing, why are you shooting at me you fucking scrub?" "It's being a fucking dick, I don't know, there's no reason, I got a visor, let's go" "Mire him, be careful" "Go high gun, go high gun"
It's time.
I'm about to flank them.
I've got you in my sights.
Let's go, big play!
Big plays!
Big plays!
Let's go!
Let's go!
I'm caught behind.
Be careful.
Don't die.
He's one shot!
Junker right behind us, one shot!
What the fuck?!
Kill this idiot!
Fuck you!
Anna!
Anna, Anna!
Let's go man And McCree low to come down Eh, they're gonna heal though.
Yeah, they're gonna heal.
They're gonna heal.
They're all looking at our Winston guys.
Tire gone.
Let's go!
Tyre gone!
Uh, Winston's anti-health.
Rest, rest, rest, rest!
McCree one shot!
McCree one shot on the right!
Let's go!
Two dead on their...
one dead on their team, I think?
Junker one!
Junker queen one!
Don't push like that.
Don't push.
Run, run, run, run, run, run!
Keep running, keep running, keep running!
Stay alive, please, guys!
We got 10 seconds, we got 10 seconds, 10 seconds, 10 seconds!
I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
93 to Visor!
Queen's sleeping, Queen's sleeping.
Go, go point, go point.
Bro, we're 5 at Visor, let's go!
Fucking shit, man!
All right, man.
Tick tock!
Defeat Play of the game Good chapter, fucking terrible It's Hanu I'm unstoppable I'm unstoppable Such bullshit man Such fucking bullshit, man.
Well, that's the end for me.
Alright guys, hope you guys enjoyed that stream.
I think the final record is 19-12, which fucking sucks, but whatever.
It is what it is.
We're playing against good kids the whole time.
But I'm going to sign off, guys.
We're going to get ready for our show later tonight for y'all.
We're going to have, I think, Rolo, Sartain, and another special guest.
So, yeah, let's see if I got any chats here.
Jenesia Lewis goes, hit me up.
me up I feel like having a conversation.
I don't know who you are bro.
So for ending No, my friend.
I got another show to prepare for.
You've been killing it on this media run, The people will be better.
Salute.
Thank you so much, Dean for Truth.
Kendall Lawson says, how much do we pay to be on this show?
A lot.
Nine lives, and then we've got to actually like what you've got, too.
A lot of people ask, come on the show, and I'll be like, no.
Myron, when are you doing an Elden Ring playthrough?
Never.
Yo, Gaines, just stop by to show some love.
Thanks, Punisher.
Fat Nando goes, Myron, you got a place to try the PC games, ready or not, or you could try Squad.
Never heard of it.
Meekly, hey, Myron, can you drop the unreleased version of the Bradley and Sneakle podcast on Rumble or better yet, Castle Club?
I'll ask him.
Uh.
I think I am caught up on all the chats.
Alright, cool.
Guys, I'm going to be back.
Maybe I'll stream again tonight for you guys.
But right now I'm going to shower, eat, and get ready for tonight's show.
Alright?
Love you, ninjas.
Gave you guys a...
How long did we go on this stream?
Five hours.
Goddamn, almost six hours on this shit.
Alright?
We play like an eight hour.
Yeah.
Yeah, I took a gym break and then I came back.
So, love you ninjas.
Catch you guys on the next one.
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