Fresh & Fit - I got Banned but I'm BACK!

April 22, 2024 - Fresh & Fit

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I got Banned but I'm BACK!

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Flashpoint Unlocks! 00:15:07
	Alright ninjas, welcome to the stream.
	Let's give this show on the road.
	Greetings.
	Doomfist?
	Assistant Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds.
	I got one.
	I got two.
	Bro, get- I think they don't have teammates.
	What is happening?
	Doomfist on the point!
	Whoa, what the hell?
	He's on the left-hand side.
	He's discorded too.
	One go.
	Carry one, carry one!
	Got her.
	You got away?
	Adventure one Oh, there we go.
	All right, switch the seam shot Come on Cole try a little harder makes gunfire
	That's McCree on the side Shit!
	Oh my bad.
	This McCree just killed everyone.
	Go back, man!
	Come back What Doomfist is weak, but he's anti.
	Alright, we lost this one.
	They got it.
	Disappointing, that's fine.
	We'll get the next one.
	Go fist on the right along with Venture.
	I got Venture.
	Okay.
	Kuriko.
	Kuriko in front and...
	Where's this doing?
	Kill Doomfist.
	He's stuck.
	I stuck him.
	What the fuck?
	Dead.
	Dead.
	We're clear behind.
	Fetch or one.
	Alright.
	Back now.
	Back now.
	Yup.
	Yup.
	Bro, what?
	Don't face flanking, man.
	Get back to the point.
	Yup.
	Okay, we're gonna start popping ults.
	Bro, what is this creep on? what is this creep on?
	Alright.
	When one or two more team fights we got this.
	Okay.
	There you go.
	Ah, he was anti-healed too.
	McCree one!
	McCree one!
	McCree- WHAT?! I hit him!
	Bro.
	So fucking bullshit, man.
	No time to waste.
	Meet your strike What is happening Why does my teammate always die?
	You have to be in your bonnet.
	Oh.
	That was rough.
	I asked you.
	I need help with this.
	Bro, my teammate always die.
	I don't know why.
	They always got paid.
	Where was I? Dude, I spawned and they're all right in front of me, man.
	What the fuck man?
	Mario's voice Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds.
	Get in there and I will be here.
	Alright, now let's get in here and do this shit.
	Mario's voice Flashpoint unlocked.
	Over there.
	What's up?
	I will give you some time.
	This is your warning.
	Mario's voice Venture dead.
	That's one gone.
	First pick, first pick.
	What the fuck?
	Doomfist on the right.
	We get this Doomfist.
	He's on the right.
	He's anti-healed.
	He's one.
	Bro Stuck Dead.
	Let's go.
	Let's take this shit.
	These kids fucking suck, man.
	Holy shit.
	Don't get close to a veteran, he can one-shot you.
	Just like Junkra, he can one-shot you.
	This is my tactical visor charging That's a fetch feel get close he broke she They gotta nerf her burrow, bro.
	That's fucking ridiculous, man.
	Bro, she came from the other side of the map.
	She literally burrowed from the other side of the fucking thing, man.
	I'm trying to...
	She's won!
	Chasing her, man, but...
	Of course.
	Get in the point!
	Get in the point!
	They're still down two.
	Don't be scared.
	Doom is one!
	Doom is one!
	Oh my god, man!
	You can still win this.
	Bro, I killed you.
	We got it, we got it, we got it.
	The power of high ground on this McCree.
	Alright, let's see.
	My aim is so bad today.
	Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds.
	I need help.
	I'm coming to you.
	No, no, no, no, no, no!
	Just get in the point, it's okay.
	You still attack, it's okay.
	Doom is one, Doom is one.
	Horse.
	Horse!
	Fucking guy man.
	Goofa's carrying them man.
	Goofa's carrying them.
	Much better.
	Of course, Doofus right here.
	Kill this idiot, man.
	There we go.
	One dead on your team.
	How to dead on our Our healers are always fucking dead No time to waste Aventure flanking!
	The stupid ass fucking Kiriko saying that Krista's mother fucker you're no heal!
	I'm on fire!
	Is he rewatching?
	Adventure I don't know if your ney can stop her going underground.
	Ah, no one to watch.
	We lose that.
	defeat ah play of the game in What the fuck?
	Yo, our healers are retarded, man.
	That's what I'm trying to say, bro.
	And then you wonder why you lose.
	You wonder why you lose, and then you look at shit like that.
	It's like, he literally faded into the McCree.
	And I'm wondering to myself, yo, why am I not getting healed?
	It's because our healers are absolute fucking retards, bro.
	Holy fuck, man.
	Alright, let me, um...
	Okay, let me fix this shit.
	So, first and foremost, let's see here.
	Boom.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	Fixing some of the stream stuff right now for y'all right now with the rumble views and shit like that.
	Alright, we got the rumble views in there.
	boom that's done and I'm gonna fix the rumble chat
	for you ninjas and I'm gonna fix the rumble chat for you to see the video.
	Okay, now let me move the rumble chat for you guys.
	I'm going to fix it real quick.
	You guys probably want to see my health and shit, right?
	Fuck man.
	No.
	I don't know why it won't let me mess with the rumble chat or move it.
	Sorry, guys.
	Guys, I don't know why it's acting like that.
	Alright, he's being lame.
	Recue.
	I can move this.
	Why can't I move this?
	Oh.
	That's why.
	Okay, my bad.
	Alright, yo, what's our win-loss right now?
	Chinaman?
	When you want to record to start.
	I'll start now.
	Can we play with Angie?
	Yeah, we'll go with Angie too.
	Yeah, we'll go all the comp games for today.
	Yeah, 1-2.
	We're 1-2 right now?
	Okay.
	The first loss, you let me win and lose again.
	Oh, I can say return now.
	Nice.
	All right, Ninja.
	So we got the chat.
	Okay, maybe you want to go maybe you want to go in now or later?
Beep Beep McCreery 00:15:38
	Uh, in a little bit.
	Alright.
	Alright, so we got that good.
	Alright.
	What else?
	Bills here?
	Alright.
	Bills in the chat.
	Shout out to Bills.
	They say there's Bills.
	Johnny Billion.
	It is beautiful.
	Oh, why is our... why is our...
	Where does this game take so much?
	So fucking much.
	Chat, anything y'all want us to respond to?
	Or, uh, not respond to, excuse me.
	Uh, to, um, to watch?
	React to?
	Nah, man.
	Bills, you're the GOAT. You fix Myron Stream problem like a doctor.
	You open a card there, snitch there, boom!
	Myron Stream, good to go.
	You're the GOAT. Hey, I got you, I got 0-2.
	Oh, you did?
	Is the food hot right now?
	Yeah.
	Alright, I'll have some more to weigh in.
	Alright guys, I'm getting some steak.
	And some...
	Some black beans because there is no rice.
	Yeah.
	There is no rice.
	Did you finish the YouTube stream?
	Hmm?
	Did you end it up the...
	Did you end up the YouTube stream?
	Yeah, I ended the YouTube stream, yeah.
	Alright, so guys, what we're going to do is...
	We're going to go ahead...
	And play a YouTube video.
	Tell me guys if y'all can hear this.
	What the hell?
	Hold on.
	Here.
	I didn't watch this video, but let's watch it together, guys.
	Thank you.
	I like this guy, Johnny Harris.
	Tell me if you ninjas can hear this.
	Let me know if you guys can hear.
	Give me once in a chat so y'all can hear this.
	We can react to it.
	It's 1964 and a package has just been sent to Martin Luther King Jr's house in Atlanta, Georgia.
	The package contains reels of tape.
	Oh, never mind.
	I've seen this before.
	I've seen this before.
	The FBI fucking tried to blackmail MLK. Yep.
	I might do a Fed Reacts on that if y'all want.
	Let's see.
	Oh, we got a game.
	We got a game?
	Yeah.
	I go to team channel.
	Yeah, we'll go to team chat.
	Angie, can you put this in the microwave?
	I put the beans on top of it and put it in the microwave for another 2 minutes.
	I hope they put up a fight.
	You don't gotta do it right now.
	Do it after you're done.
	Cause I'm not gonna eat it right now anymore.
	You got a game.
	Game mode of spirit.
	Hey.
	Say, Shiveri is dead.
	Hey.
	Hey.
	Oh, Myron, the cunt I gave me- I gave you.
	You don't have to play a quick play.
	You got instant play in the rank.
	Alright, the one that, for Angie though, she gotta play Quick Play, right?
	Win 4 games?
	No, no, no, no, no.
	We don't have to.
	Okay, they're good now?
	I got heals right here for you.
	I got one I got you I got three.
	There we go.
	Nice man.
	My Kree on top.
	My Kree on top.
	I hear him.
	My Kree is here.
	On this window.
	Yup.
	Yup.
	She's dead.
	Nice!
	McCree on here.
	Oh, Zarya on top.
	Zarya on top.
	I hear him.
	Yeah, McCree's bottom right.
	McCree bottom right.
	I hit him.
	He got heals right here.
	Use my heals.
	Use my heals.
	China man.
	I'm good.
	I'm good.
	Let's push, Myron.
	Push.
	I'm really feeling the heat.
	Oh, we need to go back.
	Mercury won!
	We'll see him my Chris one Redeployed Redeploying!
	I am ready to activate the sound barrier!
	Face the sunrise!
	Oh, let's break it!
	Damn!
	Get them away from the boat!
	Number one!
	Oh my god, Sombras!
	Ran away.
	Ah, break we- Break one!
	Dammit!
	Oh my god!
	Oh my god, this bitch.
	We lose this, we lose this.
	My bad, my bad.
	My position is fucked.
	Oh, my bad guys, my bad.
	You guys don't see the game, I'm sorry.
	They didn't see the game last time.
	Sorry chat, sorry, sorry, sorry.
	Shout out to Angie for fixing it out.
	Hi, hi, hi, hi.
	I've got you in my side.
	Give me a life.
	Bro, what the fuck are healers doing, man?
	Fucking trash, bro.
	Goddamn battle.
	Come back, man.
	We lost three people And we don't got enough here for you to do I Moira dead.
	Let's go!
	Big pick!
	Big pick!
	Let's go!
	Got her too!
	Let's go!
	Two dead on her team!
	I killed two, bro.
	Yo, our team fucking sucks, man!
	Holy shit!
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we're down low heal.
	We don't have heal.
	I'm gonna get a ping.
	I'll be flanking now.
	We have to get in the point.
	We have to get in the point.
	We win, we win, we win.
	Let's fucking go.
	Holy shit, man.
	Oh my god.
	You like the handle, Marin?
	No, it's good, bro.
	But our teammates fucking suck, bro.
	Yo, if you sorry-ass healers are in the chat, you need to fucking heal more.
	There's no reason why I got fucking tag visor with a bunch of heroes that can't fucking negate it, and you dumbasses let me die.
	Like, if I tag visor, I shouldn't have to tell you to keep me up while I do it, you fucking retards.
	They left the war place.
	Are they even in the chat, these sorry-ass niggas?
	Let me look here.
	No, of course they're not!
	They were!
	Fucking faggots, man!
	Those soldiers are toxic!
	No!
	You're fucking toxic for sucking at this game, you fucking faggot!
	Holy shit, man!
	Motherfuckers are trash!
	Fucking heal, you scrub!
	The fuck off fucking speedboost and heal some more, you fucking sorry piece of shit!
	God fucking damn it, man!
	Whatever we will carry up kill everybody They're all rotating right around Arisa!
	Arisa, hello!
	Look at this dumbass Arisa.
	She's out of position.
	Need help.
	Good hook on the McCree.
	McCree won.
	McCree won.
	Got him.
	Soldier in top right.
	Soldier in top right.
	Nice look, bro.
	Nice look.
	Get this dumbass Larissa.
	Let's fucking go.
	These motherfuckers are garbage.
	I told y'all they're not fucking good Get back a bit man.
	Yeah, I'm backing up.
	I'm backing up.
	Let's fight.
	Okay, McCree McCree in the middle.
	McCree in the middle right there.
	Nice hook on the McCree.
	Dead.
	Idiot.
	Two dead on her team.
	Soldier?
	I'm backing up I'm backing up.
	They're ulting.
	They're ulting.
	Arisa's gonna ult.
	Get ready.
	She's gonna ult.
	She's weak.
	She's weak.
	Bitch, get fucked.
	Mercy dead?
	Oh my god.
	Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad.
	Backing up.
	I'm backing up.
	We lost our Mercuri.
	Back up.
	Everybody back up.
	I gotta attack Visor for this fight.
	Back up, everybody.
	Back up, back up, back up, back up.
	Back up.
	They're not in the chat.
	Don't let Hog die.
	Orisa weak.
	Visor first, Meyer.
	Go high ground advisor first The McCreel is one shot We got 90.
	We got 90.
	We got it to 90?
	Alright.
	I can take that.
	I rub some dirt on it.
	Let's go.
	Yeah, we win next fight.
	That's fine.
	Don't die there.
	We don't have tank They got a mercy now Wait Nice look!
	Don't listen!
	Focus on Arisa, she can die!
	Arisa can die!
	Arisa can die!
	Oh my god, this bitch won't die.
	Okay That's a fucking mercy pocket Okay, our tank is dead Uh, we can't push in.
	Come back, come back, come back.
	Keep going back, man.
	Nice hook, nice hook, nice hook, nice hook, nice hook.
	She can die.
	Now we're pushing her, let's go.
	Mercy on the right, mercy on the right, mercy on the right.
	Got her, let's go.
	Okay, let's pull these boots.
	Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
	I'll carry on it right, bro.
	You feel B with us, bro?
	You're stuck.
	It's uh...
	I'm taking the point.
	These boots are fire.
	Aye.
	I see one.
	That warms the bones.
	Oh my god, I'm so bad today.
Fucking Carried 00:15:33
	Bro, healers, you guys got carried, man.
	Get in the fucking backpack, man.
	Y'all niggas don't deserve to win.
	You guys got fucking carried.
	Play of the game Fucking annoying bro Get idiots on our team like those fucking retards.
	Bro, my McCree is missing so much shots today.
	My bad.
	It happens, bro.
	He's a hard character to play, man.
	He ain't easy.
	Oh, we got another game.
	That was quick.
	I guess the beatings will continue.
	That was fast
	I think I need a little bit of practice.
	This poor game is over.
	Who's better, you or XQC?
	XQC isn't good anymore.
	You watch now.
	I don't even think he plays this, right?
	No, he doesn't.
	I hope those who died defending this place have found peace.
	Alright, let's go.
	I'm probably better than XQC now.
	I don't even think he plays this shit no more.
	Alright, let's fuck these scrubs.
	1.
	Attack Kormasi.
	Capture Objective A. The Zen is sweet, man, but he fucking...
	Leave out a mech!
	Bitch is dead, let's go!
	Tank gone, now we can push in.
	Zen dead.
	This annoying ass venture.
	Ventura and Kuriko are the last ones.
	I killed this fucking trainee bitch man here he won They're finished I'm not sure how to get the gun out of the air Objective A captured Arigato You're moving out You're mine now
	Oh Restoring down Over there Round of music Let the computer guide you On line Bad guys Take 'em out of the room Venture weak.
	Bitch has a burrow because she's so garbage.
	Is that one?
	Good finish, Baptiste.
	I'm with you on this Venture, bitch.
	It rocks.
	There's two genders, whore.
	Fucking go.
	Listen to their stupid-ass bi-agenda, or LGBT, whatever bullshit agenda that the guy going on, man.
	Alright, uh...
	Oh, yeah, bitch, you got hit with that rocket!
	No!
	What the fuck?
	Kid got lucky man.
	Wasn't even aiming!
	fucking sorry piece of shit.
	I can't get away with this.
	We're outnumbered.
	Stay sharp.
	I'm back.
	I got a visor.
	We just got to get the D.Va out of me.
	What the fuck is our Arisa doing, man?
	I haven't seen this Arisa in the fight for a while.
	I'm standing still for a bit huh?
	There's this payload now Bro I got no heal?
	Moving your payloads.
	Man, did you see it?
	You're alone, Meryl.
	You're alone.
	Look at the right side.
	They're all on top.
	No, no, no.
	They're all on top.
	They're gonna high ground you.
	You're on disadvantage.
	I'm back.
	See?
	The team is sorry to back Sombra weak I Need help?
	Oh my god, man.
	This Baptiste is one in four, bro.
	Your teammates are fucking garbage.
	Let's kill the D.Va first.
	Here she is.
	I see her.
	I see her.
	Let's kill the D.Va first.
	Let's go in the castle.
	Sigh AHHHHH MAN!
	Fuck your transcendence, man!
	Could've got so lucky, bro.
	If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
	I've seen tougher spots.
	Why does our hero always die first?
	Bro, I don't know what the fuck they're doing, man.
	I seriously don't know what the fuck they're doing.
	I got heals right here.
	Use my heal pad.
	Use my heal pad.
	Get out of there, man.
	Get out of there.
	Bro.
	Where is the team?
	Let's go here.
	Let's go here.
	Go here.
	Go here.
	Thanks.
	Arisa, come back!
	I got heals right here.
	Oh god, man.
	Just stay on pedal man.
	It's okay, just stay on pedal.
	Diva's about to be out of mech!
	She's out of mech!
	Why you guys always die?
	Not getting healed, bro.
	Not getting healed at all.
	Tell yourself that...
	Of course you were healed...
	Sector 7!
	You're 2 and 6!
	Shut the fuck up you fucking fulgurr and faggot!
	Shut the fuck up!
	4,000 heroes!
	4,000 heroes!
	You're 4- Yo!
	You literally have jumped in the dust!
	You fucking suck!
	Can you tell me who helps us with Sombra and stuff, huh?
	No one.
	Shut the fuck up.
	You can heal yourself!
	You suck!
	You fucking suck!
	You fucking faggot!
	You European fucking faggot!
	Shut the fuck up, man!
	Oh, yeah!
	Oh, yeah!
	I'm a stupid European!
	Using the Eurodollar, which fucking sucks that my country blows!
	And we wouldn't exist if it wasn't for the United States!
	Shut the fuck up, faggot!
	You fucking suck!
	Every soldier needs a Talking all this fucking shit, you fucking euro faggot.
	Holy shit, man.
	You got the fucking nerve to talk shit to me while you're fucking two and six?
	You fucking scrub?
	Shut the fuck up.
	And you think Overwatch is the most important thing in the world?
	No, but that's really why you suck!
	Because you don't take anything seriously in your life, bro.
	You don't take any- You don't- Oh yeah bro, I have a life!
	I have a life!
	Shut the fuck up!
	Shut the fuck up!
	We don't care!
	We don't know!
	We don't give a fuck!
	Shut the fuck up!
	What a loser!
	What a little loser you are, huh?
	Hey, look, Baptiste, I make more money than you, I get more bitches than you, I'm more famous than you, so shut the fuck up!
	Don't even use that as an excuse, you fucking faggot!
	What does that mean?
	You just suck!
	You just suck!
	You don't got a life either!
	You fucking just suck, faggot!
	Because you're an asshole, you don't suck, or what?
	Is that your logic here?
	You fucking suck!
	You little menace!
	You fucking suck!
	You are literally fucking trash!
	Yeah, that's why I talk like you, because I suck, not you!
	You're just hopping up and down, not doing nothing, man!
	Just heal the fucking team and stop dying!
	Are you listening to yourself?
	I am.
	Don't you have eyes on your head?
	D-Va on the left.
	And you have, yeah, as I said, yeah.
	If I die that often, you maybe should care about it, you know?
	You should maybe care about it, yeah.
	Who doesn't care and who can't kill enemies, huh?
	The DPS who is so mega aggressive.
	Because of nothing, and has actually the feeling that you have to have- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! Shut up!
	No one understands you!
	Shut the fuck up!
	No one understands you!
	Shut up!
	You European fuck!
	Shut up!
	Nobody understands you, bro!
	Shut up!
	Yeah, I know you're dumb to understand it.
	You fucking use a Eurodollar, man!
	Shut up!
	Nobody gives a fuck what you gotta say!
	You fucking dumb German fuck!
	You fucking talk.
	Oh They'll regret that I Oh my god, kill everybody!
	Oh my god!
	Who got first on that last hit fight?
	Baptiste, of course. - Nothing can attack me. - Let go, let go, I can't wait everybody.
	It's okay.
	I saved my teammates.
	Hanzo one shot.
	Hanzo one shot.
	I got heals right here Arisa.
	Use it.
	Use it.
	My heals.
	Touchpoint touchpoint touchpoint Now you can kill something with the Q Shut your fucking mouth Now you see me
	Now you don't You know how hard I kill you sorry ass Shut your fucking mouth!
	You don't have any gratitude?
	Say thank you!
	Or nothing else!
	Shut your fucking mouth!
	Oh my god you're so fucking annoying!
	European fuck With a bunch of psychopaths are you?
	Bro, you're two and eight, man, and you're still talking shit?
	Shut the fuck up.
	You're not healing, you're just dying the whole time.
	That's all you're doing.
	That's all you're doing is fucking dying.
	Fucking Europeans just hop around in the fucking...
	You're literally just...
	All you're doing is hopping around.
	You fucking suck, man.
	You fucking suck man.
	You such a loser.
	Are you Germany?
	Are you German?
	I asked you.
	No.
	Are you German?
	No, I said, are you deaf?
	Where come from?
	I can't get away with this.
	Where are you from?
	Over there!
	Why should I tell you?
	So that you can make racist comments, you stupid fucker.
	Yeah.
	How do you know?
	Yeah, don't fuck yourself.
	Yeah, I told you, where are you from?
	He's embarrassed the worst one, that's why.
	Yeah, and I said, I don't tell you, are you deaf?
	Oh my god, you don't have a backbone?
	You don't grow proud of your own culture?
	Oh my god, you're a fucking loser, pussy!
	Oh my god, shut your fucking mouth!
	You don't even want to talk where you're from!
	Yeah, who cares where I'm from?
	What difference does it make?
	That's the point.
	But you're too stupid to get that point, I know.
	Solzern over here, Solzern.
	Obviously too brain dead.
	Because he thinks that makes any difference.
	Look at you coming back from spawn.
	Because you're always fucking dead, that's the problem.
	Dumbass, I look at you and where are you coming back from spawn?
	Because you just die all day.
	You fucking faggot.
Overwatch Fiascos 00:15:16
	You're a fucking embarrassment.
	I wouldn't want to say where I'm from either if I were you, you fucking homo.
	You're an embarrassment to your country.
	Yeah.
	Why?
	Because I'm bad in Overwatch.
	Listen to yourself.
	You're so full of shit.
	You're a fucking embarrassment.
	You're bad at everything you do.
	Hanzo flanking.
	Hanzo flanking.
	Yeah, I know that monster half is my...
	He's no problem to read from here.
	Nice flak, man.
	Nice flak.
	You got visor.
	I'm trying to make a place.
	Into the iris.
	They both looked at me when I used it.
	I would say our soldiers should start killing stuff.
	Don't you agree?
	Bro, I know you ain't talking shit.
	You're always dead.
	You're always dead, bro, and you're not healing me at all.
	Because you're a fucking faggot.
	Yeah, and you don't care about it at all.
	You're an idiot.
	You're a real idiot.
	You're literally an idiot, bro.
	Shut the fuck up, faggot.
	Shut the fuck up.
	You're literally getting carried right now and you have the fucking nerve to talk shit.
	We're carrying your sorry ass, bro.
	You've been negative the whole time.
	You're not healing.
	You're not doing damage.
	You're not doing shit.
	You're absolutely bad.
	You're not carrying anything.
	You're getting fucking carried.
	You're absolute trash.
	My Q is carrying you.
	Just a big mouth.
	Nothing behind it.
	Just a big mouth.
	That's all you are.
	I know you ain't talking.
	The guy that fucking won't even say where he's from, you fucking faggot.
	And we fucking win.
	Get carrying, you fucking faggot!
	SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! Listen to yourself.
	Watch your father!
	Psychiatrist.
	Watch your father play for the game!
	Look at your father!
	I'm your father!
	Look at this play of a game!
	Shut your fucking mouth!
	Wow, you're number one!
	I knew it!
	You're number one!
	Jeez, look!
	Look at these misses!
	Yo, you European fuck, bro!
	Shut the fuck up!
	Fucking homo, man.
	Yo, why are we getting faggots today, bro?
	I don't know!
	This game is...
	So gay.
	I mean...
	A gay game...
	Attract gays.
	See, now y'all see why I can't fucking stream on fucking...
	Why I can't stream on fucking Twitch and shit like that.
	Facebook with...
	Not Facebook.
	YouTube with Chinaman.
	We gotta really hold it back when we play these fucking faggots, bro.
	That's true.
	I literally saved my entire game there.
	I've been caring so hard for these fuckers.
	Ziana!
	Let's see.
	Last match.
	Every soldier.
	Alright, I... Alright, I avoided him as a teammate, bro.
	That dude's a fucking homo.
	I avoided him as a teammate.
	Bro.
	Bro doesn't even say where is she from.
	Yeah, because he's an embarrassment to his country, bro.
	Fucking homo.
	So you can make racist comments.
	Yeah, bitch, I am going to make some racist comments because you're an embarrassment.
	Fucking homo.
	Yeah.
	The homo always doesn't have a backbone.
	Fucking faggot, man.
	I'm not going to lie, that was some nice shot there, man.
	Hey man, we gotta shit on those.
	Yeah, I know.
	That was good stuff.
	Alright, let's see here.
	Hello!
	Segmo weeks.
	Wait.
	Sigma weak.
	Hey guys, can you hear me now?
	Soldier in one.
	Good finish, good finish.
	What are you guys playing?
	Oh my god, my bad.
	You got this, Myron.
	They're all low, they're all low.
	Nah, he's full health now.
	He has a mercy pocket on him.
	Off angle, off angle.
	You got this.
	Ash on the right, Ash on the right.
	Ash one.
	Oh shit.
	Oh by the way, everyone dies in the woods.
	Feels all up.
	Moira, one, Moira!
	Moira one on their team!
	Moira one!
	Got her!
	I pressed my E! Ash is weak!
	Ash is weak on the right!
	Ash is weak on the- Seekamon!
	Seekamon!
	Focus on Seekamon!
	I'm shooting!
	I'm shooting!
	I died twice now!
	Seekamon needs to go!
	Got him!
	Mercy!
	Mercy!
	Oh, I'm gonna shine it back.
	fucking shit Well high-peats man still got some
	I can't get used to it.
	Sigma-1!
	Sigma-1!
	Oh sh...
	I mean, sometimes I blow the... Biotics to blow the...
	But, um... Sigma...
	I'm shooing him.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, shit.
	I've got to do my sights.
	Time to counter these fucks.
	I'm a fraction of the universe.
	Where...
	Fuck!
	I'll show the visor from up top.
	We're still in this.
	They'll regret that.
	We're outnumbered.
	Stay sharp.
	Oh my god.
	I killed three people there.
	Go back, Myron.
	They're on top.
	They can one shot you.
	An interesting question.
	How to make the payload move once again.
	Take high ground up from over here.
	Experiment.
	Wow!
	The Ashe fucking two-shot at me, bro.
	Fucking mercy pocket.
	I've seen tougher spots.
	Sigma weak!
	Wow.
	Setting up beds They're all looking at me Can you guys go to the point?
	They're all looking at me.
	Sigma and Ash are looking at us.
	Sigma and Moira, I'm on the main street.
	Please kill this Sigma, Zarya.
	I'm gonna shock about it.
	I'm gonna die.
	Ass behind us!
	What the fuck?!
	Bro!
	Fucking frustrating man.
	Collapse.
	I got mercy.
	Deploying.
	Take high ground again.
	At least try to.
	I got you!
	I got two, and there's still two chasing me!
	Oh, come on, guys!
	There are only two on high ground!
	I killed two, and there's two chasing me!
	We should've won that!
	We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it.
	Oh my god, there's so much!
	Tap the point, man.
	Yeah, advisor if you can.
	I'm about to have it.
	I'm about to have it.
	97 to it.
	No, no, no.
	Pop it in.
	Let's go!
	He heals though.
	Sigma?
	Good finish.
	Ass is weak!
	Chaser down!
	Thank you.
	Kiri?
	Come here with me, man.
	Come here with me on high ground No one's pushing.
	I only got one person on payload.
	We gotta grab.
	Oh man!
	Ash up top just shooting us.
	Ash up top, one shot!
	Ash up top, I weakened her, but...
	Bro, he's- he's full heal.
	She has a mercy pocket, probably.
	No, they don't got mercy.
	Ishimas got healed.
	Yeah, he got healed.
	It was when I showed him that.
	There's a vantage behind.
	60 seconds.
	There's the Jester too.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm Cassidy!
	What the hell?
	If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
	Yeah.
	Alright, we got another team fight.
	Okay.
	Yeah, trying to read their team.
	You have to read their team.
	They got Ashe.
	Ashe always gonna take the high ground.
	If they got Vantage, Vantage always gonna flank Just be careful what they got See?
	See?
	You got flanked again See that, see that, see that, see that Push them out, they're off, they're off, they're off What the fuck are healers doing, man?
	Holy shit!
	Their healers are pocketing them, but they're not doing shit for us, man.
	Dude, look at their healing compared to ours, man.
	The other team has double our shit.
	And they have the same exact fucking healers.
	What does that tell you?
	Holy fuck man Yeah, we're gonna hold them on Hagron Fucking Scrubs, man!
	Can you guys go Mercy?
	Let's go Mercy.
	We're gonna kill them all.
	I don't know if they're even in the chat.
	Are these fucking faggots in the chat?
	Yeah, they are in the chat.
	Hey!
	Dickheads!
	One of y'all needs to go is fucking Mercy, man.
	You fucking faggots are not competing when it comes to the fucking heels, man.
	They're literally...
	They're doubling us on heels.
	And then you fucking assholes wonder why we can't stand a fight long enough.
	Fucking scrubs, man.
	Support players are fucking trash, man.
	Bro, if I was playing healer, they're like, bro, what the fuck, man?
	Give me Ana right now.
	We'd be fucking destroying these kids.
	Fucking scrubs on our team, man.
	Fuck, man.
	Oh, this is another one.
	What delightful creatures.
	Oh my god.
	The healer dip is crazy.
	Ash.
	Five, four, three, two, one.
	Oh, nice one there.
	Backass.
	Stop the pain with the pain.
	Just keep on pressing about choices.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	She already ran.
	Thank you.
	Oh, what the fuck?
	Venture!
	Venture, what's up?
	She's coming Ashes one What?
	Bro, what the fuck?
	Why?!
	Bro, me and you were the only- Bro, we were the only ones that were alive, bro.
	Our whole team died.
	Yeah.
	We're the only ones.
	If I'm still standing, I'm still standing.
	Yeah, try to read their team.
	You gotta be careful what you do.
	Go back, Myron.
	We're losing.
	Yup.
	Go high ground.
	Go high ground.
	What the fuck is this Moira doing?
	He'll do!
	Holy shit you suck!
	Fucking terrible!
	You're up to me, Daisy!
	Ash?
	Ash in that room?
Sigma One Alert! 00:15:28
	Ash in that room?
	Vantage is flanking again, Marin.
	Be careful on your back.
	Vantage is flanking again, Marin!
	She ran, she ran.
	He's a boring ass bitch.
	One shot.
	Still, alright.
	courtyard, Sigma.
	Sigma one!
	Sigma one!
	Sigma-1!
	Bob!
	Do something!
	Oh, my God.
	Just hi, man.
	Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
	Hatched up Don't add to hash man I'm not.
	But Venture's here too.
	Dad, thank you.
	I got a visor.
	I need heals.
	Let's go on this Ashe.
	Let's get this Ashe.
	Ashe has won.
	That's their best player right there, is that fucking Ashe.
	Ashe is gone.
	Fuck these fucking faggots.
	I'm Steven Paddock now.
	I'm on the highbrow.
	What's up, faggots?
	Come here, bitch!
	You motherfuckers are dying today Come back man Adventure camp one shot Just don't get close to there.
	Always stay on high.
	I help me help you.
	I help you kill Sigma.
	End of him.
	But it's not fun.
	Hey.
	Oh my god.
	Fucking faggot.
	Nice, man.
	Nice.
	That's good pick.
	That's big pick.
	Dynamite.
	They're all chasing you, man.
	They're all chasing you.
	I know.
	Go to your teammate.
	Go to your teammate.
	It's okay.
	Just run.
	Just run.
	Uh...
	I'm gonna take high ground from the other side.
	I'm taking high ground from the other side.
	Ash, Ash, weak!
	Ashe weak.
	She has the mercy pocket.
	She still can't kill me fucking bitch.
	Ashe dead.
	Ashe dead.
	Good shit.
	Mercy.
	Just mercy.
	Sigma one.
	Good finish.
	Let's go!
	Yeah, fuck.
	Well...
	My teammate can't touch the fucking point!
	I kill everyone there!
	I am a strong enemy.
	I see a hostile.
	I'm with you.
	My ultimate is charging.
	Help me.
	Grails on the hull.
	Get out there man.
	We are using notes.
	Get out of there.
	Yeah, they're using everything.
	This Mercy is chasing me, too.
	We backing up?
	Mercy, what?
	Yeah, we're back.
	Oh, go high ground.
	Go high ground.
	I'm here.
	I'm here.
	They're all going left, though.
	Venture one.
	Yeah, of course you, bro.
	You fucking training whore.
	Bro, I don't know you.
	Oh, whoa!
	They're all chasing us on top!
	Bro, they all came from the left and just, oh my god.
	I got no heal.
	Bro, they're moving as a team, bro.
	They're 100%, they're moving as a team, communicating, because it's very obvious.
	They all pushed one side together.
	Meanwhile, our dumbass Arissa is ulting with no one in her point, in her shit.
	I got no heal.
	I got zero heal.
	Team is fucking trash, bro.
	Look, 14,000, bro.
	14,000, 14,000.
	Terrible fucking healers on our team, you fucking scrubs.
	Focus more on assets instead of killing mercy.
	You're a fucking idiot, Phoenix, you fucking dumbass.
	That's why you got tank dipped.
	You went 17 or 12, the other kid went 31 and 5.
	You're fucking terrible.
	Shut the fuck up, you fucking faggot.
	Fucking scrub Well, I killed three people there If they touch a point, we win We need the hills man Oh, um...
	I think me and you honestly did the best we could.
	Our team was fucking terrible.
	I don't know if you noticed, bro.
	Their healers both had 14,000 healing.
	One of ours had like 10 or 12.
	Another one had like 8.
	Like, not even close.
	Every soldier needs a cause.
	And then our tank, our tank was trash.
	Our tank was getting diffed.
	I don't know if you noticed, they were playing Sigma Sigma, and the other Sigma was fucking up our Sigma, and he kept switching tanks and he couldn't compete.
	He switched his Aria, and he switched to fucking, uh, uh, then he switched to Arista, and he was sucking dick on everything, bro.
	Yeah, I tried not focus on it.
	I tried to focus on it.
	Fucking terrible, bro.
	And we're on high ground the whole time.
	We have no resources.
	With no resources, exactly.
	Not losing these fucking skills, man.
	Wow, look at that.
	We got Imago.
	Lucio.
	Ventra gone.
	Killed her.
	Clean trade, clean trade.
	Let's go, let's go.
	Four on four, four on four, four on four, and I'm gonna get back faster than that Ventra.
	Nice life group.
	Let's go!
	Let's get in here, let's get in here.
	Get this dumbass Mago!
	He's one!
	I've seen him! Muggo 1! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo!
	Keep her on him, Marin! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Marin! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo!
	Muggo!
	I've seen tougher spots.
	Have I had the test to object?
	No!
	Help me!
	Soldier weak, running away.
	No go one, no go one.
	This bitch is one, dead.
	Stupid whore.
	MAGA on point.
	Let's get on this shit.
	These kids are fucking garbage.
	Lucio's in here right as a beat.
	I'm shooting the MAGA. Of course.
	Get into his anti-heals.
	Mother one I'm still standing I don't know man.
	what are I gonna play I got no heal and we die I got a visor we can push in with.
	Let's go.
	We got a nano as well.
	Alright.
	Alright.
	Let's get in here.
	Alright, let's go.
	We got a pick.
	Give me the visor.
	Give me the nano right now, Anna.
	Give me now.
	Oh, I'm talking about these faggots!
	Kill the Maga.
	Kill this fucking dumbass Maga.
	Here we go.
	Soldier up top.
	Kill him.
	Let's go.
	Soldier one.
	Soldier one.
	Good finish.
	Good finish.
	Come in this bitch-ass venture.
	No man, he can one-shot you.
	He ran away.
	If she...
	We got it, we got it.
	Yeah, that character, if he's one, don't even chase.
	Cruncher one?
	Adventure one?
	Oh, she got Suzu.
	Focus Malka.
	He's on the right hiding.
	He's on the right hiding.
	Okay, now he's on payload like an idiot.
	He can die.
	I'm shooting.
	I'm shooting.
	I'm in here.
	I'm in here.
	I'm in here with you.
	I'm shooting him too.
	Good high noon.
	Where's the soldier?
	Get the Venture.
	Venture.
	You fucking scrub.
	He's behind us.
	She's trash, she's trash, she's trash.
	I'm taking high ground.
	She has another nano, good.
	Oh fuck!
	Soldier!
	Soldier on high ground.
	Kill this fuck!
	They need to nerf this bitch, bro!
	They need to know this bitch man That is like a Rissure or Junker kind of thing Too much gunshot man There's like all them fucking Skiss
	Ahhhh You know what?
	I've seen tougher spots The payload is out of staff still The payload is here The payload is here Where's my healer?
	Where's my tank?
	He's here now.
	He was out of mech for a while.
	Soldier behind us.
	There's a soldier behind us FYI, guys.
	Nice transcendence Still fighting me here.
	Oh Bro, can I go Arisa?
	No D.Va, please!
	Shut the fuck up, man!
	You don't know how to play!
	Bro, you're always a d-macked!
	Shut your fuck up!
	You always get d-macked!
	You always get d-macked!
	You're a fucking doobass D.Va!
	Shut the fuck up!
	Shut you fuck up!
	Activating self-destruct sequence!
	Maga on the right.
	Three of them on the right.
	There's like four of them on the right.
	Let's go Bitch man on a mission stay Let's fucking go, man.
	No, it's fine.
	It's fine.
	It's fine.
	He's building it quick.
	Yo, just anti-nate this manga, bro.
	Every time he runs in like an idiot like that...
	Oh, he's getting susu.
	Venture?
	Bitch.
	Fuck you.
	All right.
	We got it.
	Oh my god, bro.
	Score.
	Bro, why is European people are so fucking pussy?
	I didn't even say shit!
	I didn't even say shit!
	They say shut up and focus on yourself!
	Oh my god, they reached my fucking single mothers!
	I promise you!
	Yeah, you European boys really are faggots, I ain't gonna lie, man.
	Niggas are bitches, man.
	Probably Western Europeans.
	Yeah, that's true.
	They only got mommy in the house.
	Yo, what's our record?
	Are we three and two or three and three right now?
	Uh, when this is over, I can check.
	Alright.
	I'm gonna say you're not game tag.
	I owe a check.
Big Anti Battle 00:07:52
	Hey.
	What are you learning?
	Sigma Andrew?
	I'm as quick as I used to be.
	That's actually good.
	You learn all the heroes.
	You can't understand more about the game.
	Yeah.
	That's good for Anju.
	Oh don't die, Calvin.
	Good kitty.
	Good kitty.
	Five, four, three, two, one.
	Attackers in your body, spend objective A.
	They got Hanzo, Margo, Mago!
	Bottom left.
	Oh!
	Big anti!
	Big anti!
	Oh my god, this Kermiko!
	Get off Agro, man!
	Get off I go I'm shooting the Margo I'm shooting the Maga.
	He's weak.
	Lucy on point.
	On point.
	One shot on him.
	Yeah.
	Dead dead.
	I'm on this.
	What the?
	Mugga 1!
	Mugga 1!
	He got healed!
	He got healed!
	We can't do something!
	No!
	He's dying!
	This f**king fag is dying!
	Oh!
	He got healed!
	He got Kuriko healed!
	Oh!
	I'm kidding!
	Soldier 1 on their team!
	I got healed!
	I only got 1 healed!
	Don't die there!
	Batching up!
	What?
	So fucking lucky, man.
	I got visor.
	I got visor.
	There you go.
	Go high, Gromaren.
	Go high, Gromaren.
	The journey to iron.
	Get in there, I'm going to get one.
	Oh, Camion.
	Go away!
	This is D1 DMACC again!
	Oh my god.
	Shut the fuck up, man.
	Why you DMACC? Why you DMACC? Why you not picking Bastion?
	You have a fucking Morgan in front of you, you dumbass.
	Why I'm pissed, Bastion?
	Because you are trash.
	You are trash.
	Oh, wow.
	You are so trash.
	Bro, what are you talking about?
	Ana, get ready and give me the nano here.
	Oh shit.
	Soldier?
	I need this.
	I got one.
	Alright.
	I got you.
	Alright Ana, give me the- Oh!
	They're gonna blow up.
	Idiot.
	We don't need no more alts.
	I got both.
	Good shit, good shit bro.
	Nano Visor next.
	Yeah, Nano Visor next fight.
	We got this.
	Good shit.
	This D.Va do nothing.
	Yeah, this D.Va do nothing man.
	Shut your fucking mouth.
	What are you talking about?
	Bro, they're all monkeys, you know?
	They don't know how to talk.
	Bro, they're all monkeys.
	They don't know how to talk.
	They don't know how to yap.
	Don't die there, man.
	Now I'm backing up.
	I'm backing up.
	Uh, D.Va needs help.
	Hanzo, you just wasted a storm out because he sucks.
	Dragon, Dragon.
	Oh, nice eat.
	Nice eat.
	Oh shit All back at that man give me the vice give me the vice I mean, I'm using the visor.
	Rest, rest, rest.
	Thank you.
	One shot, finish him off, D.Va.
	Good finish, good finish.
	Won that fight, won that fight.
	Alright, good shit.
	I hear footsteps.
	I don't know who it is.
	Oh, Maga?
	I'm shooting the fuck out of this Maga.
	He's chasing our McCree.
	Hold on, kill our McCree.
	He's trying to kill him.
	Kill Maga!
	Kill Maga!
	They were all there, bro.
	They were all there.
	they followed up with them everyone heal up running running Bro.
	This Kuriko is fucking saving this dumbass Maga, man.
	Okay, asshole.
	You wanna fucking get trapped with us?
	Fuck you!
	Fuck you!
	Put a heal right here for you guys.
	Now come out this danger.
	Fuck them up!
	They can revive here!
	They can revive here!
	Mog on the right, Mog on the right, Mog on the right.
	Mog the corner on the right.
	Oh.
	Gasp Yeah, we're doing the wrong fasting now.
	I can't not find there.
	This is their point.
	They're so fucking bad.
	Hanzo.
	Hanzo's weak.
	Hanzo weak.
	I'll try it.
	I need a medic.
	I need a medic.
	I got a vizor.
	I got Vicer.
	Yeah, the position is bad.
	I'm getting rest.
	Soldier, soldier dead.
	Give me a life while I do this shit.
	Hanzo dead.
	Hanzo, just Hanzo.
	He's the last one.
	I mean, I mean, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA. There are still four people, man.
	What are you talking about?
	Marga weak!
	Marga weak, man!
	These fucking healers, man.
	Got the Lucio?
	Good stuff?
	Good stuff?
	Ya fuck idiot!
	I wasn't even there man.
	Huh?
	Oh, come on!
	If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
	Good hold.
	Good hold.
	I got high noom.
	I have the flank.
	Taking high ground up here.
	Maren, take another high ground.
	I need a high there.
	Run, run, run.
	Don't stay with me, Maren.
	Got him.
	Got him.
	There's a soldier below you, bro.
	There's a soldier below you.
	I rub some dirt on it.
	Let's go.
	Ana died.
	I've got you in my sights.
	Stay bright.
	I'm down 9.
Struggle and Insults 00:06:04
	Get out.
	FUCK!
	Get out.
	Why the hands are no eyes?!
	I'm here!
	This shit's a struggle, man.
	winnable though bro you have 25k Shut the fuck up.
	Let me see your profile.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Let me see your profile first.
	Okay.
	Platform.
	Wanna compare dick size, motherfucker?
	Do you have a dick?
	I saw you're transgender.
	I know you're transgender.
	Shut the fuck up.
	You don't have a dick.
	Just pretend to be a man.
	Shut the fuck up.
	It's not my job to get you back alive, but stay close to me.
	You say something Chinese doesn't mean you're Chinese.
	Shut your fucking mouth.
	Yeah, what country are you from, bro?
	I speak better Chinese than you, motherfucker.
	Where are you from?
	Where are you from?
	China wannabe?
	China wannabe?
	Yeah, China wannabe, where are you from?
	Oh, I told you man!
	These guys are cucks bro.
	Yeah man.
	You know the US is like a third world country man.
	Hanzo weak on the right!
	Hanzo weak on the right Diva!
	To your right!
	Lucia we do Ball back over Hanzo bro, huh?
	Hanzo!
	Hanzo, man!
	This fucking faggot, bro!
	He fucking gets it, man!
	Now he gets it!
	Fucking idiot, man.
	Playing McCree the whole fucking time.
	Oh no, he gets it.
	If you get it, you shouldn't swap.
	Dumbass.
	Do you understand the concept of Matrix?
	No, he gets it!
	You sound like a faggot, man.
	You're such a faggot.
	Nobody faggot.
	Why are Americans so faggot?
	Listen, you fucking maple syrup making fucking cuck faggot!
	You suck!
	Your country sucks!
	You just said you're from Canada, right?
	You maple syrup fuck!
	I'm Canadian, you thought I was real European?
	Fucking idiot.
	WOW! YOU GET OFF A POINT! Platform, you get off a point!
	You're so fucking trash, Platform.
	Your name is Platform now, because that's your highest you can get, okay?
	Shut the fuck up, Platform.
	Bro.
	Yo, this Canadian fuck, you try to talk shit to me, bro.
	You listen, you fucking retard.
	You think I'm Canadian.
	You think I'm Canadian.
	You just said you're Canadian, you fucking idiot.
	You just said you are.
	I said you think I'm Canadian.
	Then what the fuck are you then, faggot?
	Because you're fucking embarrassed of yourself clearly.
	What the fuck are you?
	Yeah, I know.
	You wanna be Chinese so you talk about the fucking American?
	What are you?
	What are you?
	Every soldier needs a call.
	Oh my god, silence!
	Oh my god, silence!
	You fucking coward!
	You fucking coward fuck!
	You fucking coward fuck!
	Shut your fucking mouth!
	You pussy!
	You fucking faggot!
	You're talking all this shit because you're a fucking coward.
	You don't want to say where you're from.
	I'm proud to say I'm a fucking American.
	What the fuck are you, though, faggot?
	Nobody knows what the fuck you are because you don't even want to say what you are because you know you're an embarrassment to your nation.
	You know that you can't wear your flag.
	You know that you fucking take dick in the ass.
	You know that you're a fucking homosexual.
	You know that you think there's 97 genders.
	You're a fucking loser.
	Shut the fuck up.
	You know you're from a single mom house.
	Shut your fuck up.
	Your mom's probably a whore, too, you fucking faggot.
	You guys are fucking hilarious.
	That's true.
	Yeah, you don't get us in the same, I say, "Oh, that's hilarious." Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Like, it's like, "Fuck, fuck." You say you're an American, you can't even stick your own language.
	Fucking homosexual.
	I'm not an American.
	He is.
	They're c- They're going to point.
	They're going to try to at least.
	Carry one!
	In front of you Reaper!
	Carry one in front of me!
	Got healed!
	Maga one!
	Maga one!
	Han's all weak!
	Oh my god!
	Time!
	We have to recoup!
	We got one chance.
	Porro why is this...
Sounds Of Attack 00:15:46
	Come high ground man, don't die there.
	Yo, man!
	Such a gay fucking character man Fucking storm arrow man Such fuckin' bullshit, man.
	Yeah, I can't say nothing about that.
	We got a trash team, man.
	Oh, just tanked it, bro.
	Just tanked it.
	Yeah, look at this D.Va.
	What he's doing?
	He got nothing to tank.
	Where's this D.Va?
	Oh, on the point!
	you drop a bomb incredible you you Thank you.
	Yo, these faggots, like, are scared to say where they're from.
	What's the record right now?
	3-3.
	Goddammit, man.
	Uh, 3-3, man.
	Alright.
	We can play another mystery game.
	That was so fun.
	Wait, when did you do that?
	Oh, you want to hop on another con, Mary?
	No, I want to rank this one up.
	Okay.
	But we've been getting idiots on our team lately.
	Maybe an open queue?
	I don't know.
	I'll play a few more.
	see what happens oh three forms My bad.
	I didn't count the last game.
	It's 3-4.
	Oh, it's 3-4?
	I didn't count the last game.
	I just see the before.
	for Well my back hurts man They are fucking useless diva There's a feeding on their tank.
	Andaman, we needed to get you your own stream plan for mom rumpo.
	Yeah, I got some issue with Rumble, lady.
	I don't have an American account, so...
	And maybe not Rumble, man.
	I can't even type in the Rumble chat.
	Thank you.
	Damn.
	Yeah, they say I need an American phone number to type in the chat.
	I gotta fix.
	I gotta fix it.
	Every soldier needs a cause.
	One more mission, huh?
	Maybe not American.
	Maybe just...
	Any number they can use on Rumble.
	Hey.
	Five, four, three, two, one.
	Hello.
	Objective unlock.
	I'm gonna carry them.
	I'm gonna carry them.
	Alright, I'm gonna switch the team after.
	Baptiste's weak.
	Oh, well.
	Barrel one.
	Got her.
	- I need that robot back, pronto.
	- My wrist is about half. - Closing for now.
	- Oh, McCree over here, McCree.
	McCree, McCree.
	McCree on the left.
	Switching.
	Barrels are smoking.
	I rub some dirt on it.
	Let's go The required Good start.
	Thanks.
	I need a medic.
	I'm here.
	Reaper, Reaper's weak.
	Reaper is still weak.
	Reaper won.
	Reaper won on the left.
	With a Baptiste trying to follow him?
	Reaper coming up to you?
	Ran away.
	Oh, Orisa here.
	What the fuck?
	Bitch.
	Reaper weak on the main hall.
	Main street.
	Main Street, Main Street.
	Watch out for the Baptiste.
	Yo, this Baptiste is a faggot, man.
	Y'all got him?
	Fucking scrub Come to me for heals.
	Move to that bot.
	I have a barrier.
	It's dying.
	It's dying.
	Come on.
	Eyes out.
	Arisa, across the street.
	We're Reaper.
	Nice javelin, you dumb bitch.
	Reaper!
	Reaper!
	Good finish.
	I've got you in my sights.
	Yeah, I'll block you!
	Don't jump down, man!
	You're good, you're good.
	You got to hit her with it.
	Shooting her, shooting her, shooting her, shooting her!
	She's one!
	Keep shooting, they look right here.
	Die, die.
	Bro.
	Bro.
	Die, die, die.
	They can't get away with this.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	Where's my heal?
	Arista's half.
	McCree gone, good shit.
	I feel we're gone.
	I got a heal right here, put it down.
	No, she missed her javelin.
	Bitch!
	Fuck you!
	Junker on high ground.
	I wanna, but no one's moving robot, bro.
	One shot on Junk!
	One shot on Junk!
	Okay, nice.
	Baptiste?
	What'd you say, man?
	Oh, no, I was saying I wanna get on high ground, but no one was moving payload.
	Oh, shit.
	Bro, no, I'm not saying...
	I said Junker on high ground.
	Oh.
	Yo, Baptiste, Baptiste, Baptiste and them in the front.
	I threw you one.
	I threw you one man.
	Where's he at?
	On the front.
	Lifeweaver's weak too!
	Yo, they're all weak over there, these fucking Scruggs, man.
	Oh, okay.
	Arisa's in.
	What the fuck?
	Bitch We can push, we can push.
	McCree, just McCree here?
	McCree?
	Oh, Lifeweaver?
	You're too forward, man.
	Too forward, too forward.
	Come back to me.
	Arisa doesn't have ult.
	Are you someone?
	Fuck it This Arisa's a bitch!
	I need help!
	I need help!
	Oh god!
	Bruh.
	Mercy equalized that.
	They'll regret that.
	Enemy over here!
	Heal, he's coming up.
	I got Visor, I got Visor man.
	I've got you in here.
	Of course Only our rings are marion Only our result.
	I'm shooting her, I'm shooting her.
	She's weak, she's weak.
	Still shooting her.
	Keep shooting.
	I'm shooting this bitch so much, bro!
	She's won!
	Fuck you, McCree, faggot!
	Soldier melting?
	Lifeweaver faggot?
	Come here, fucking homo.
	You're fucked, idiot!
	That track is on point Sounds of attack Sounds of attack Sounds of attack怎麼
	do the the play ha soldier one Pop advisor!
	Let's go!
	Pop advisor!
	They're looking at me.
	Just forced like 3 ults on them.
	He's being annoying shooting the Sarissa.
	Yeah!
	Yo, that's Sorissa's on my dick!
	Bitch!
	We fucked those faggots up!
	Let's go!
	Fucking scrubs.
	That Orisa was chasing me the whole game.
	Trash.
	Play of the game.
	Tank dip was real, though.
	This dude is a good ball.
	See a good tank does that bro.
	They create space for you to work, man Prepare to attack Select your hero.
	Where is she?
	Where is she?
	Every soldier needs a cause.
	Greetings Ho ho ho, it's Dr. Bopalin I think we're 4 and 4 now Yeah.
	It must be to feel entitled to patience Make sure you're ready.
	Who knows what we'll find everyone heal up Good to see you Good to see you.
	Five, four, three, two, one.
	Attack commencing.
	Capture Objective A Widowmaker Lucio gone Nice.
	We're not top right Got him idiot fast enough Securing the objective.
Sk Sk Sk 00:15:31
	Junkrat!
	The fuck?
	He's in there weed.
	Jump around the right Do miss me Oh my god!
	What the fuck?
	Who needs healing?
	Oh my god they got him.
	Oh Jephra on top!
	He's weak over there, doomed.
	Dombs I'm coming to you, Sojourn.
	I'm coming.
	What the- Bro, no one help with me?
	I got there too late, I guess.
	Mercy was there with you too.
	Go to team, go to team chat.
	Alright, we're gonna fuck these dudes here.
	Dude, I first swore them.
	I can't do anything on here.
	You should die then.
	Doom is weak.
	Doom is weak.
	Got him.
	Let's go.
	Fucking sucks this dude.
	Let's go, man.
	Let's go.
	Push in.
	Fucking dudes are not good at all.
	I'm coming.
	Alright, let's go.
	Let's go.
	Oh good shit.
	I'm with you.
	I'm with you.
	Right behind you.
	Can I get some heals?
	Can I get some heals?
	Behind you, Mario.
	Don't push.
	Don't push behind the two people.
	I see him.
	I see him.
	I'll push back.
	I got a visor.
	Spread apart.
	Okay.
	OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
	FUCKING!
	Lucio?
	Let's go Risa, man.
	Orisa into this?
	Oh sure, but it's the reason we've used it.
	What's the problem?
	You can counter duel!
	What's the problem?
	Tell me!
	What's the problem?
	Counter duel message.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	Here we see.
	Okay, I got Genshin now.
	Are we pushing in?
	Dude, I got no heal.
	I got no heal!
	See what?
	You can still counter Doom!
	The best counter for Doom is Orisa!
	What you talking about?
	Spirited or Sigma?
	What do you want to use?
	Huh?
	What do you want to use?
	Stuck.
	Alright.
	What's better?
	Tell me!
	What's better?
	Alright, we just gotta get out here.
	We gotta get out here.
	Come on, come on.
	I'm about a visor.
	Are you guys ready?
	I'm about a visor.
	Let's go.
	Don't do W, man.
	Don't press W. Come back.
	That's fine.
	They wasted two ults to counter me.
	Three ults.
	Three ults.
	Four ults.
	Yeah.
	They use Blade, they use Kitsune Rush, they use fucking Doomfist ult, and they use the beat.
	They use all their ultimates.
	Yo, they use all their ults, bro.
	They use all their ults.
	We got this.
	We got this next team fight.
	Where is the team?
	We're dead.
	We're dead, dude.
	Maybe we should play Queen to the Doomfist.
	I will regret that.
	I like your grenade aim and he's dead.
	Genji dead.
	Let's go.
	That's two dead on our team?
	Two dead on their team.
	Doomfist over here on the left.
	Doom can die.
	Doom can die.
	Three dead on their team.
	Let's go.
	Junker out ult.
	What?
	Fuck!
	Oh god.
	You're so fucking trash, man.
	Yeah, yeah, sure.
	I'm trash.
	You missed the tire with every shot.
	Have you called me trash?
	I didn't miss anything.
	Oh, you didn't?
	Okay.
	I killed the fucking Junker!
	What you talking about?
	I didn't hit tire.
	I didn't hit higher because I don't want to hit higher.
	What you talking about?
	Yeah, you can't do a fucking crash.
	Moira no fade.
	Moira no fade.
	and Genji in there.
	We didn't need that.
	But okay.
	We need that.
	Yeah we need a villain.
	Don't do it.
	Oh my.
	Four man grab and you're...
	Bro, you didn't tell anybody you were gonna grab!
	You're six and four!
	You're six and four and you do nothing, man!
	If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
	Bro, you gotta...
	Four man grab!
	I killed two!
	What you talk about?
	I killed one too.
	Bro, you gotta coordinate the grab, bro.
	Score!
	I straight killed four people.
	And you get fucking shot by the tire.
	And you say, I will miss every shot tire.
	I didn't hit the fucking tire.
	I hit the fucking jump run.
	Oh my god, you fucking retard.
	You don't have a brain.
	The tank div is crazy, man.
	Look Dirtank, and look at you!
	Bro, I kill everybody, we can push the car.
	And that guy just straight up died.
	I thought my time in the field was done.
	But I guess you can't predict everything.
	I don't want to play Europe server in the game.
	They're so fucking pussies, man.
	Who's your favorite hockey team?
	I'm more of a basketball person.
	Not a fan of your home team, huh?
	Don't put words in my mouth We just gotta hold them Five four three two one Attackers incoming.
	Defend objective aid.
	Over here.
	I require assistance.
	Doom is weak.
	The enemy.
	Fields are alive.
	Captain, I have a point.
	Venture on the corner?
	Weak?
	I don't know man Today we always lose.
	I do everything but I'm still loose Can I get your mercy please?
	Can I get your mercy please?
	Can I get some heal please?
	I rub some dirt on it.
	Let's go This your one I Go for the center right over here.
	Bro, this Venturer's won, man.
	please kill her Yeah, new best tank, new best cheater I don't know.
	I don't know what happened today.
	If I don't kill everyone, we lose.
	What the f-?
	Where's my cat?
	It's go time.
	I'm sure you know.
	Fucking idiots on our spawn.
	Oh, that's a good choice.
	Oh, shit.
	Can we not kill this Doofus?
	Bro.
	I don't know what happened today.
	I don't know.
	I don't know what happened today.
	Yo, fucking tank diff is crazy bro.
	Let's do open kill man.
	I don't know what happened to a real kill today.
	Yeah, we got locked in already.
	I don't know, man.
	If I don't kill him, our people die.
	If I don't kill, my teammate die.
	Always.
	I don't know.
	I cannot play the game like this.
	Oh, man.
	Oh shit.
	Hello?
	Genji and...
	Genji and Venture.
	Genji and Venture.
	Right or wrong.
	I'm gonna finish this war.
	No.
	Keep a lookout.
	Five, four, three, two, one.
	Attackers incoming.
	Anna, after her.
	Stop the payload.
	Doin' fast on you?
	Get them on the payload.
	This is your war.
	Zeal is coming up this way.
	Doom is half below.
	Good finish.
	They got a Widowman.
	Yeah, I see.
	I see.
	I backed out.
	Sk Sk Sk Sk Sk Sk Sk Sk Sk Sk Sk Sk Sk Oh shit.
	Sk Sk Sk Carry one!
	There's bench on me Come on Cole Try a little harder.
	That warms the bones.
	I never had to shoot the rod.
	Bulls and crusaders!
	There he's done.
	Heroes never die.
	Ryan, you're up there by yourself.
	One shot on this fucking Doom idiot.
	I'm not sure if you're a good one.
	Round number stay sharp Dome is weak Let the kitsune guide
	you Lucky shot Hmm Get them off the payload Venture one!
Be Careful About Your Position 00:15:40
	Adventure 1. What?
	He's one!
	He's won!
	Fucking faggot man.
	One shot on the Moira, or Kira.
	Mario's voice Nice.
	Mario's voice Go hide, Brown Mary.
	You're not safe there.
	Everyone's All right Where's he at?
	Where the...
	Carry one!
	Carry one!
	What the fuck?!
	Under my protection!
	This ain't on my doorstep yet.
	I'm going to go.
	Cancel it!
	Cancel!
	He ran.
	He did it to run away.
	I still had time.
	If he dropped down on me, I would have hit him.
	No, Marin!
	Two forward!
	Two forward!
	See?
	Be careful about your position.
	sad music Adventure 1!
	That bitch is fucking...
	Oh my...
	She rezzed the dual fist.
	Adventure below you.
	Never jump down, Marin.
	Never jump down.
	Whatever happens don't jump down Percy's dead Oh my god.
	We got it.
	Alright.
	Nice.
	ICT me to tap, man.
	What happened?
	What?
	You just are here.
	Unless you really want to go home.
	You're not gone for a bit.
	Yeah.
	Tell me whatever you want to do.
	If you're gonna go, just make sure you get a little bit back.
	Yeah, well, because I have my suitcase and everything.
	That's why I also want to go because I want to drop it.
	I'm gonna drop all your stuff off.
	That's fine.
	Someone needs to fill this saddle.
	I'll see you tomorrow then.
	Does everyone know the plan?
	Hello Hey!
	Hey!
	Back to playing the hero?
	I got a competent teammate.
	The world doesn't want us, Philhelm.
	At least I can realize that.
	I have my phone here.
	Five.
	Four.
	Three two one attack commencing.
	Scott the payload.
	The payload.
	I'm under attack.
	Oh, baby.
	Take the poison.
	Thanks, duck.
	Oh, mercy.
	It's one.
	What the fuck?
	Bro.
	Venture 1!
	Venture 1!
	Venture 1 on top!
	She's still on top.
	She ran away.
	Venture behind you guys!
	She ran away then Sigma is half Sigma dead.
	Firstly gone?
	Hanzo up top.
	Hanzo up top.
	I got another deal.
	I don't know why.
	Hanzo and Kiri jumping on point.
	Kiri one.
	Kiri one.
	Good finish.
	Then the Hanzo.
	Good shit.
	Good shit.
	Alright.
	There's not what I'm wearing.
	What the fuck?
	Bro.
	I got no heal!
	Girl, shut the fuck up.
	Girl, shut your fucking mouth.
	I got no heal in the first point and the second point.
	Shut your fucking mouth.
	cry about it don't fool him at it We're gonna improve.
	Bro, get the heal for one second, and he's like fucking losing his mind, that's funny.
	Bro, I just got no heal every time!
	Girl, I've been on you the whole fucking game!
	Shut your fucking mouth for your fucking girl!
	Shut your fucking mouth!
	Okay, let's roll.
	Who's the fucking girl?
	Fighting Fighting Excavation initiation!
	Mercy dead?
	We got that.
	Hanzo over here.
	Hanzo one.
	Fuck you, braggot.
	Dead.
	We got it.
	Good stuff.
	Good stuff.
	Victory.
	We had a good tank.
	See how when you got a competent tank bro, it makes a big difference Yo, China man you said awkward on I Yeah.
	Alright.
	I just invited him.
	Yo, what's good, homies?
	Sigh Yo, Awkward.
	I think Maren's on the phone.
	No, no, I'm here.
	I'm here.
	I'm here.
	Oh, okay.
	Did he get banned again?
	What happened?
	Yeah, I got suspended on my main for a month.
	Yeah.
	That's a new season.
	That's some new season shit.
	Fucking gay, bro.
	Oh, man.
	This game is so fucking gay, bro.
	Yeah, apparently now you can get banned for saying fucking shit.
	Yeah, I saw that.
	That's so crazy.
	Do you see a pro player got banned from Blizzard?
	Because they fuck and shit.
	Yeah, that's gay as hell.
	That's too far.
	That's too far.
	Well, what do you expect, man?
	These dudes fucking put out characters that are fucking, you know, identifies, whatever the fuck.
	Oh, you need to stop getting banned, though.
	Eventually, they'll perma-ban your account.
	Yeah, it's fine.
	I'll just use Smurfs till the day I die.
	These fucking faggots, man.
	Oh shit, are you streaming right now, Awkward?
	Nah, nah.
	Ah, okay, okay, okay, alright, cool.
	They can say whatever you want.
	Alright.
	They don't want to fuck your shit up if you were...
	If you were doing that.
	What the fuck is this bullshit?
	These fucking whores.
	How have you been, guys?
	How was the week?
	Good, man.
	How about you, Awkward?
	Good, good.
	Lots of work, but good.
	Yeah, I see you finish on unranked to GM on Avenger, right?
	Yeah, that took me fucking forever.
	Yeah, I see you stay up for 10 some hours together.
	18, 18.
	I spent 18 hours.
	Yeah, 18.
	That's crazy, man.
	How long do you sleep after that?
	No, not a lot.
	So I stayed up for like 35 hours and I went to sleep for six and I woke up.
	You're a machine, man.
	Like Myron.
	You both are machines.
	Myron gives no fuck, bro.
	He stays up 12 hours, plays, wakes up three hours after.
	I just came back from LA. I just got back from LA. I did like a seven-hour flight and I'm still here, man.
	I don't know why.
	Fuck it, though, we here!
	No matter if I'm gonna get another energy drink, because we got the fucking Russian in the house.
	I was about to ask what he do in that shit city.
	Someone needs to fill this saddle.
	Stick with me and you'll craft straight to the top.
	I gotta play Ana.
	Let me show you my Ana.
	Alright.
	I don't have to play Ana.
	I don't have to play Ana.
	You can blow whatever you want.
	Oh no no.
	Set off defenses on the objective.
	Um, oh yeah.
	Switch the team by the way guys.
	Switch the scene by the way guys My mouse pants so wet That wasn't gay at all Fights coming to us
	Oh shit!
	Zarya weak!
	Zarya weak!
	I'm shooting through that bubble.
	I'm killing this bitch.
	She's dead.
	Oh!
	Mercy!
	Mercy trying to heal There's a Mei behind Alright Trisha on top.
	Trisha on top.
	Trisha on second floor.
	Okay, I'm backing up then.
	Oh, yeah.
	She dropped down.
	She dropped down.
	She's on the first now.
	She got a bubble.
	Alright, Zarya just use both of them.
	Both of the bubbles.
	Zarya got no bubbles right now.
	You good?
	What?
	Hmm?
	Zarya- Oh, Lord!
	Fuck.
	Zarya weak.
	Zarya weak.
	Weak, Romero?
	Fuck!
	Romero?
	Zarya 1, Zarya 1, she's chasing me.
	Oh, man.
	Okay, I guess I'm lit now.
	Sombra here?
	Bitch, you're in, bro.
	That's the one thing about Nano.
	Everybody runs from you when you have it.
	All right Come on Cole coming back I don't know if I can hold the fort, but...
	Zarya weak!
	Make the finish.
	Kiri won!
	Kiri won!
	Got her!
	Ah, this fucking PS Hanzo.
	Yeah, I saw him.
	I saw him.
	Come back, Maren.
	Come back, Maren.
	I die.
	You only got one hero to go high parmets.
	Han's all weak!
	Oh shit.
	I'm backing up.
Sombra Might Cap 00:15:54
	Oh shit.
	Oh my god.
	How?
	Bye bye bye.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I need reinforcements.
	Apagando las luces.
	We killed what we were here.
	Alright, two.
	Three.
	Oh shit.
	Sombra will might cap.
	Nice.
	Sombra might cap, be careful.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, stay on payload.
	I'm on it, I'm on it.
	Here she is, back there.
	Oh my god!
	I nade her!
	I nade her!
	Hanzo hit me with an arrow!
	Yeah, I'm backing up.
	I'm backing up.
	They're pocketing their Zarya really good.
	Kieran Zarya, Kieran Zarya, Kieran Kieran Zarya, Kieran Zarya.
	We gonna touch it?
	I'm about to die.
	Carry one!
	She finds herself.
	Alright!
	Maybe a different angle.
	Amplification matrix ready.
	Agony, for the ready.
	Agony, for the ready.
	Let him out.
	Let him out.
	I'll take you.
	You'll be sent in here.
	Oh my god.
	I got you, I got you.
	I got you!
	Zarya won!
	Oh, man!
	Win the bolt!
	Win the bolt!
	Maybe not.
	Who's on fire?
	I am.
	She's won.
	She's won.
	Suzu.
	Suzu.
	Let's go.
	Oh, I need heals.
	Those Aria's looking at me.
	One shot on fucking dumbass Venture.
	Gunshot Team shift!
	Hello.
	Score!
	Zero to three.
	Switching sides.
	Maybe I should call Moira.
	Prepare to attack.
	We're gonna full hold these kids.
	Select your hero.
	Oh no, we're on attack, sorry.
	We're gonna run through them now.
	Yeah.
	Let me do some damage.
	Every soldier needs a cause.
	Much lies in store.
	Let us see to it.
	Move on the objective.
	Remember what we're fighting for.
	Hello?
	Push your limits.
	Nothing breaks that I cannot mend.
	Five, four, three, two, nine.
	Dig out, Risa.
	Attack commencing.
	Capture Objective A. Time for some action.
	You cannot escape me.
	Take my health.
	My skills are improving.
	Challenge the chance.
	Expect to lose.
	Hostile mass.
	Moira?
	Kiri?
	Melted.
	Soldier?
	Did you run away like a little bitch he is?
	I will chase her.
	Let me heal you.
	Let me heal you.
	Let's go.
	Junker Queen soldier behind and Junker Queen up front.
	I'm not a social idiot Junker Queen weak!
	I'm...
	Duplicating Junker Queen!
	Got 'em?
	These kids are getting fucked up!
	Oh man, I guess the beatings are about to start beginning now!
	Oh boy!
	Yeah, there they got destroyed.
	Here we fucking go!
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Keep going back, Myron!
	Oh my god.
	Hello!
	They're gonna use all of them!
	Oh my god, I'm about to die.
	I don't know how I didn't die, but I'm out.
	We can still fight.
	Oh shit!
	I've got you in my sights.
	Fuck you!
	Fuck him up.
	Oh wow.
	I pushed.
	I was trying to...
	I was gonna have this area.
	I rub some dirt on it.
	Let's go.
	I've got you in my sights.
	My god, so good luck Ash is weak.
	Ash is weak up top middle.
	My bad.
	Ash is winning up top middle!
	Ash is winning up top middle!
	Yeah, next fight, next fight.
	Run run run run run run.
	Yup.
	Yup.
	I'm backing up.
	Let's back.
	Zarya!
	Uh oh.
	I gotta do something about their DPA.
	I'm gonna go when you get me.
	Freeze.
	Oh!
	Whoa!
	That Zarya is charged up, man!
	She's 99%.
	I got Bastion now.
	I got the gun.
	Zarya weak!
	enemy attack recommencing tracer one tracer one tracer one Tracer is weak.
	well she recalled.
	Oh I'm pushing payload.
	I'm on it.
	Tracer on you Moira.
	I got a visor.
	I'm gonna take high ground and vice them Mercy one Zarya, Solo grabbed me because she's gay.
	Zarya won?
	Dead?
	Moira won?
	She's our high one.
	She had to recall Sombra on me Bitch They'll regret that
	Sombra one Good finish.
	Tracer here.
	He's my heels.
	Yeah, I'm backing up.
	I'm backing up.
	Run, run, run!
	Turn you back!
	I ran, I ran.
	My bad, my bad.
	I died here.
	How do we lose that?
	we got this D.Va's almost out of mech D.Va's almost out.
	Get her out, Zari.
	Get her out, get her out, get her out!
	Get this bitch out of next week!
	She's out!
	She's out!
	93 Divisor!
	93 divisor.
	Sombra on me.
	I need help!
	Oh shit!
	You're not I, you're not I. Give me a live while I do this shit, Sombra.
	This bitch fucking...
	You got Pulse Mark, you got Pulse Mark.
	Yeah.
	They focus me.
	her and the Sombra focuses.
	Sombra's gonna come back.
	She's behind you guys.
	Got her.
	Good shit.
	Bitch.
	Alright.
	They got a minute on us, but we got this.
	Score.
	Three to three.
	Three to three.
	We're 5-5 right now?
	Yeah.
	I'll see this matter resolved.
	Because we win the last game without Awkward.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Safety's off.
	It's a cruel world out there.
	Hello.
	Hello there.
	Locked and loaded.
	Who's ready to get this done?
	Greetings.
	Hello there.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	5, 4, 3, 3, 1.
	Attack commencing.
	Capture Objective A. We got Ryan.
	Some around there.
	Everyone heal up.
	Relax your ass together.
	Sombra's still behind.
	Shield breaking.
	Shield broken.
	Shield broken.
	Ryan is one.
	Ryan is one.
	Shield broken.
	Ryan is one.
	Dead.
	Ana one.
	Ana one on point.
	Got her.
	Sombra behind, but she's trash.
	So whatever, we got it.
	They've added three.
	They got Orisa.
	They got Orisa.
	And they're down to DPS by the way.
	Good stagger on that dumbass zombie.
	Don't die Maren, don't die Maren.
Go Long On Debate 00:05:47
	Oh my bad!
	I saw who you gonna jump on Rest me Mercy, rest rest rest Oh wow What?
	She pushed the remote off What?
	Score 4 to 3 Switching sides It's alright, it's alright.
	- That's alright, we got good defense.
	What were you doing in LA, Myron?
	I went on the YouTube channel Jubilee.
	We had a debate on fat people versus fit people.
	I have a feeling that they're going to probably cut out a bunch of the shit that I said on there.
	We'll see what happens.
	If they keep it, I'll tell you this, they're going to go viral because I triggered a bunch of snowflakes on there, man.
	That was crazy.
	What is the pros for being fat?
	What are the pros?
	There is none, man.
	These dudes are fucking losers, man.
	Fuck.
	That's true.
	Fucking gay man.
	Bro, you can't even walk straight.
	You move, you run, you stop, you're fat on your body and still running.
	I can't do nothing on you when you're fat.
	Groans Groans Groans Groans Groans Groans Groans Groans Groans Groans Groans Groans Groans Groans Groans Groans Groans Groans Groans He was already almost out of mech.
	Groans Groans Groans Groans Tracer on the right Careful about Tracer, Amir.
	Yeah, I see RC I see her.
	Venture trying to burrow.
	Venture in the middle.
	She could die.
	Idiot.
	Venture one shot on the right.
	Good finish.
	Lucio.
	Lucio.
	He's on the right too.
	Good shit.
	D.Va out of mech.
	Bitch.
	I got healed.
	I got healed for you.
	I got it.
	I got it.
	Good res, man.
	You almost killed our Mercy.
	You got Widow.
	One more minute.
	One more minute.
	Sniper!
	Must be cautious.
	Group up.
	Idiot.
	They're all going good.
	They're all on second floor.
	60 seconds.
	Moira 1, uh, oh!
	Oh!
	Widow!
	They got McCree, too!
	They got McCree, too!
	You're not safe there, Maren!
	Go, come, come!
	Yeah, I'm backing up!
	I'm backing up!
	Good choice!
	Kill the M'Hulk!
	Heroes never die!
	30 seconds!
	Surrender!
	Oh, no!
	I got a visor!
	- We're so lucky.
	- We have a gauge is happening.
	- What are you killing?
	- He doesn't carry my riot.
	- I'm gonna pop fire, sir.
	Mercy gone.
	Mercy gone.
	One healer gone.
	Yo, Moira, one shot on the side.
	Let's go.
	Let's go!
	Nice.
	Nice Visor.
	Yeah, good shit, Moira.
	Yeah, no worries, man.
	I fucking...
	Fucking scrubs.
	Let's go.
	The beatings will continue.
	60, awkward?
	Aw, damn.
	Damn.
	They didn't even see.
	Play of the game.
	Time for the reckoning!
	I'm gonna have to go for a long time!
	I'm gonna have to go for a long time!
	I'll have to go for a long time!
	Wait, 6.5, man.
	Okay, I edited it.
	I play with Awkward, I get 40 SR. I don't know why.
	40%.
	Yeah.
	Oh, maybe I'm on support.
	That's why.
	The account, the Steam account I gave it to you, just keep it.
June's Legendary Fight 00:04:52
	That's yours now.
	I appreciate that, man.
	Yeah, it's brand new.
	And you can play rank with it.
	Oh, shit.
	Bills is back.
	Did you guys watch Garcia-Haney?
	I saw clips of it.
	Bro, everyone said that Garcia was going to lose.
	Yeah.
	I didn't think so.
	I was watching him train.
	He looked pretty good.
	Yeah.
	I think it's all the people think she talk too much shit on Twitter.
	So maybe he had some mental issues.
	But he's still winning though.
	Thank you.
	On June, there's going to be a big fight that I'm very excited.
	It's like Artur Beterbiev against Dimitri Bivol.
	that fight is going to be legendary.
	When is it?
	Thank you.
	June 1st.
	Let me check. Let me check.
	Let me check.
Round One, Capture Objective 00:11:10
	Prepare for battle.
	select your hero every soldier needs a cause Much lies in store.
	Let us...
	Why not try our okra stew?
	Forget regulation.
	After this mission, I'm throwing a party.
	Five, four, three, two, one.
	Round one, capture the objective.
	All right.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	Hello?
	Enemy seen.
	Enemy over here.
	There's one.
	Airspace is for this.
	Procedure.
	My rocket arms, the enemy's here.
	Good choice.
	I see an enemy at there.
	Up and away.
	I see an enemy at there.
	corrected What a fucking faggot, bro!
	Push them off the objective!
	Alright, I'm- I'm the champ.
	I don't know what the fuck why I've been joined before.
	Rocket Barrage incoming!
	I'm on top of the world!
	I'm taking the bomb.
	Tactical termination.
	Mokri?
	3-1 1-2 1-2 1-2 1-2 1-2
	It'll suck. Your end is within my reach.
	They have every ult in the game Gungi is 1
	can't just one my tactical visor is charged Bro, heal more!
	Your heals so bad!
	For what?
	For what?
	Shut up, fuck it.
	Don't call your mom like that.
	Groans Groans Oh my god.
	Groans Alright then, test me.
	Groans I wonder, are you a guy turning into a woman or a woman turning into a guy?
	You very confuse me.
	Guess.
	One, two.
	Capture the objective.
	We hold the advantage.
	shall we keep it?
	Reaper flanking?
	Oh, shit.
	Reaper and D.Va.
	Reaper ran away.
	Reaper flanking.
	He's trying to.
	He just teleported somewhere.
	Reaper one, Reaper one, Reaper one.
	Ah, Doom, he's right next to you, bro.
	McCree, one.
	McCree one!
	I am fully focused.
	Hotly skis up.
	Enemy over here.
	Alright, we're not holding point.
	We're gonna hold there.
	You can stay on point, man.
	We can't we can't get a retreat McCree one.
	McCree one.
	Free for one.
	I'm on this Devo.
	Come on, D-Vo.
	You deserve this.
	I lost top of the world.
	Die.
	I'll catch you in my sights.
	Oh my god.
	Heal Vara, heal Vara.
	We're creating the points.
	The goddess is here.
	I've seen tougher spots.
	Hello.
	I'm unstoppable.
	Incoming!
	Incoming!
	You think I don't know my own mother's choice?
	My duty is being done!
	Turn the fuck out the Sarissa.
	Sim?
	Got her.
	Man, they're getting fucked.
	What are you doing, Meryl? Meryl?
	Trying to finish off with a fray?
	What?
	Stupid of me.
	Stupid of me.
	Whatever.
	I can't get away with this.
	They're attacking the portia.
	I am fully focused.
	One HP clear equal.
	One of you.
	And...
	Orisa one too.
	Careful.
	There's more of them than us.
	Oh, alright.
	Heels coming up.
	Hurry one.
	That's the McCree is one shot on point, man Pretty one, pretty one finish him off, dude I Back.
	One die, one die. one die.
	Ow!
	fuck I got a check it I got a visor.
	Fuck the Symmetra, bro.
	Bitches chasing me around the point.
	Got him.
	Of course.
	Of course!
	Bro, they need to nerf this ward, man!
	Incredible!
	That she could burrow that fuck him off.
	Nice!
	Nice, good shit.
	He can 1 HP and 1 shot you.
	It doesn't matter.
	I'm gonna avoid that gay ass mercy My bad my bad
Wechat Whisperings 00:02:47
	- Yeah, recue time. - Bro, you don't like sleeping, do you?
	You play, you go do fucking seven podcasts, fly to LA, come back.
	Grind never runs, man.
	Goddamn.
	Gotta practice what you preach, right? right?
	Yeah man.
	Man, I don't have an Instagram.
	I have WeChat.
	Do you guys have WeChat?
	You're going to look me up.
	You're going to look me up.
	You're going to look me up.
	You're going to look me up.
Show And Tell 00:05:59
	You're going to look me up.
	You're going to look me up.
	I'm gonna show you guys something funny as hell that I just saw on Twitter.
	Send it over.
	Let me see if I can find it.
	This is funny as fuck if this is actually true.
	I'll send it to you.
	awkward This is fucking funny if this is true Let's go.
	I'm gonna show the chat this shit because this shit actually...
	What the fuck, bro?
	Alright.
	Alright, chat.
	I'm about to show y'all some funny shit.
	Alright, let me screen share real quick.
	Wait, hold on, I'm going to turn the sound down on this.
	And then share screen with Joe on this.
	So as you guys know, this is Ali Dawah.
	Only permits his wife to communicate with him by writing on a whiteboard.
	If this is true, this is fucking lit.
	This is fucking awesome.
	Let's see here.
	She's not going to be in the video, but she's going to have her say with this whiteboard that I bought her.
	But why is the default that the woman is innocent and the man is always guilty?
	Okay, that's something my wife wants to say.
	Salama probably had enough as women give a lot of chances, has zero tolerance now.
	Okay, this is why I want you here.
	Yeah, it's very important for you to be here.
	Bro, what are the comments like?
	Yeah, just to take the post-trums of their father or ex-husband, etc.
	and project it on other people.
	So, okay, she's saying...
	Yo, that's a fucking W if that's true.
	Let's go, bro.
	Hey, you can only talk to me by writing on the whiteboard.
	Bruh, you know how many arguments you'd fucking eliminate with that shit?
	Because she can't write all her stupid shit that she wants to say.
	Holy, that's fucking awesome, bro.
	Let's go.
	We're seven and five, Mary.
	Seven and five?
	Alright, I'll edit it.
	I gotta fix the sound here.
	Bro, let's we'll finish watch that video after this game chat On a week there Pewds Pewds Pewds
	That boss goes to ask me, just send it!
	Pewds Pewds Pewds Pewds There's an enemy here!
	I require resistance! Pewds Pewds My ultimate, my ultimate, my ultimate is charging! Pewds You cannot escape me!
	Alright!
	Dude left the game.
	Oh fuck.
	Oh well.
	Oh, my bad, guys.
	Sorry.
	You guys couldn't see the game.
	But fuck it.
	Who cares?
	Keep watching this video.
	Fucking hilarious shit.
	The kid quit anyway.
	One of them quit because their shit pushed in.
	She made the video, not him.
	I don't know his opinion.
	Well, exactly.
	There you go.
	Okay.
	There's nothing else I have to say.
	Anything you'd like to say?
	If you do, just let me know, inshallah.
	The Prophet, peace be upon him, told us.
	He went to the hellfire.
	Again, I know you guys are going to be like, oh, it's a reality check.
	Okay.
	And he saw a majority of the women of the hellfire.
	Why?
	He said, not because they are ungrateful to Allah.
	Because they are ungrateful to their husbands.
	Anything that I said wrong is from shaitan and myself.
	Anything good is from Allah s.w.t.
	There's anything you disagree on?
	No?
	Okay.
	Are you under any jurors?
	You can blink twice?
	No?
	Okay, that's fine.
	Assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh for myself and my dear wife.
	May Allah bless you for your contributions.
	It's a pleasure and an honor.
	Niggas, blink twice but you can't see your eyes.
	Yo!
	Let's go.
	Fuck that.
	Hold on,
	quote. Hold on. quote. Hold on.
Going Top Gas Station 00:13:44
	Hold on.
	Goddamn.
	Bro, I gotta, I gotta...
	Bro, I had to fucking go, man.
	All right.
	Fucking funny as fuck, bro.
	It's a 100% troll.
	I think it's real bro Soldier of Baptiste
	Oh wow Soldier weak.
	Soldier weak.
	Soldier one.
	Good finish.
	I'm going for Ana.
	I'm shooting a D.Va.
	I can't fucking...
	Ana won, Ana won.
	Kiana should go.
	Kids are getting fucked up.
	Alright, switch to team chat.
	Gasp Gasp Sambro?
	What?
	Sambro behind me, bro.
	She's weak as fuck behind y'all.
	She's an idiot.
	I have my wife on my right.
	I try, man.
	I try.
	She's not going to be in the video, but she's going to have her C. My bad.
	Sombra on the Vega on the left Sombra one on top the gas station What the fuck?
	Soldier on top.
	Soldier on top of the gas station, weak 2.
	Watch them over there by the window.
	Backing up.
	Sombra 1, Sombra 1.
	Good finish, good finish bro.
	Dumb bitch.
	I got a visor.
	We gotta get the D.Va out of mech so I can do something with this visor.
	We get the D.Va out of mech?
	Get the D.Va out of mech?
	Ah shit.
	Soldier weak on their end?
	I got him.
	Scrub.
	I got heals over here.
	I can't kill Ana.
	Run.
	Keep running.
	Let's scrap it.
	Baby D.Va dead?
	Good shit.
	We got this shit.
	I'mma get on top the gas station.
	Okay, soldier, shootin'.
	Soldier weak up there?
	Oh I've seen tougher spots The darkness is waiting for you!
	Nanobus administered.
	Guardiom Ewetic.
	We're on number.
	Stay sharp.
	D.Va behind you.
	Sombra behind you.
	yeah if I'm still standing I'm still fighting D.Va behind you.
	D.Va on top of you.
	Soldier went up top.
	Ana went up top.
	Ana one.
	Got her.
	Even on top of the fucking house Sombra one Oh my god.
	Good finish, good finish.
	Hello, hello.
	What?
	EMP activated.
	I've got you in my sights.
	And up to pieces.
	Soldier, one shot atop.
	Got him.
	Let's go I got a visor Uh On a dead.
	Soldier right by spawn.
	They got a Hanzo now.
	We were chasing our Alari.
	Oh shit!
	Alright.
	I need heals.
	Ana one.
	Soldier flanking.
	He's gone.
	Scrub.
	I think Alara is chasing him down.
	Soldier one behind.
	Niva bottom right next to our Sombra.
	Not a mark Activated Fuck.
	Round one.
	Complete.
	Score.
	Three to zero.
	Switching sides.
	Prepare your defenses.
	I saw this guy who's pretending to be a hillbilly and he goes trolling hillbillies around.
	I have to send it to you on Twitter, give me a second.
	Alright.
	Yeah, in between games we could just react to fucking hilarious Twitter shit.
	But shout out to Ali Dawah, bro.
	Bro, that's fucking what's up, man.
	We need to make more women write on whiteboards, bro.
	Could you imagine how many arguments you'd avoid?
	Because you can't write all the bullshit you want to say.
	So she'll just have to summarize it.
	That's gotta be the next spot, bro.
	They're all gonna be white under the board.
	Bro.
	Oh, you wanna talk to me?
	You gotta write on the whiteboard.
	And you only have limited space.
	Here you go.
	Hundred characters.
	Tempting Fuck it awesome, bro Five four three two one Attackers incoming.
	You will be ripped off the payload.
	Soldier 1A's behind my payload.
	These kids are trash.
	This is gonna be a long day for them Soldier 1.
	Soldier 1 in there.
	Not room.
	Not room but the chart, Karth.
	Aw shit, monkey.
	He's like, fuck it.
	We about to lose.
	They're gonna get spunked then.
	For three minutes By orange deploy
	Fuck this guy.
	Hey, get fucked, idiot!
	Stupid!
	I'm the true fucking soldier asshole Retard Affirmative.
	Fuck.
	Soldier 1 Sorry, Aghort That's okay.
	Fire mode. Fire mode. Fire mode.
	Six in that.
	Don't fight.
	Pylon broken.
	Come get healed.
	A taste of poison.
	Surrender to my will.
	Misery made manifest.
	Killing pile on the floor.
	I'm on it.
	Any use.
	God damn it.
	These kids are getting fucked up.
	Somebody else.
	You can't always beat me.
	You'll read that soldier like a book.
	You just can't even move the payload.
	This is a beatdown.
	This is a pretty bad beatdown, dude.
	This is a really bad beatdown Fuck Ah man He put the bubble up at the perfect time to scrub.
	He's still going to die, though.
	Bag him.
	Okay, Myron, it's a one-on-one.
	Oh, shit!
	He has a bunch of his teammates with him.
	Let's see if he chases me, though.
	Is he?
	He can MP. Wanna go for it?
	Uh...
	Body, let's go.
	Oh, shit!
	Okay!
	Okay!
	I'm reloaded!
	Venture one!
	One, venture one.
	Oh shit!
Goddamn Good Silverado 00:03:08
	What a dumbass!
	He was so focused on killing me, he jumped off the point.
	Dumb monkey.
	Fucking retard.
	Oh shit, I'm lit.
	What kind of car you drive, sir?
	Let's see it.
	I've got you in my sights.
	Pulse munitions.
	Let's play.
	That show is trash.
	All right, Rekyu.
	All right, while we do that, let's see this video that awkward sent me.
	I thought it was hilarious.
	I don't know why.
	The ending killed me.
	I'm a Chevy.
	Goddamn good American.
	Silverado?
	Yeah, Silverado.
	Goddamn.
	It's good to see more people like you out here, good American citizens.
	If it ain't a diesel, and if it ain't a Chevy or Ford, you ain't American.
	Because I tell you what, it's a lot better to be coming than stroking.
	I hear you.
	Yep.
	Shit.
	You hear the military, they use Berettas?
	What you think about that?
	Well, they're going back to the Sig P320s, man.
	They went to the 320s.
	Yep, I did 10 years.
	I don't really mind that bread much.
	It's Italian.
	Ain't no good.
	I don't want to be caught in a war zone with an Italian pistol.
	I want to have a Smith& Wesson.
	Well, I've got several Colts, 1911.
	1911?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Go and get one of them.
	Yeah, I keep floating around.
	Yep.
	Yep, I always keep a goddamn 12-gauge pump racked at the house.
	You don't ever know what's going to happen, you know what I mean?
	I do know that.
	Yep.
	I do know that.
	Yep.
	The other day, just a little while back, you know, my daughter's 18.
	She started dating.
	Uh-huh.
	I walk in the room.
	I see this guy fucking her.
	I go in there with my 12-gauge.
	I start shooting.
	I said, don't nobody fuck my daughter but me.
	Let me roll, man.
	You have a good one, sir.
	Nice to meet you, sir.
	Goddamn it.
	You're an American right there.
	Enjoy your day.
	Bruh.
	That's how the rest of the world views us, too.
	That's the funny part.
	I know.
	Like, foreigners see that shit, and y'all die because you guys think that's how Americans are, man.
	What kind of car are you driving?
	In Russia, that's what they're sharing, guys.
	Propaganda.
	Yo, man, that's fucking funny.
	Yo, Britney Spears is crazy, bro.
Comparing Tattoos to Hormone Damage 00:02:52
	Yo.
	Oh, that's Britney Spears?
	What the fuck happened to her?
	Yeah, bro, she crazy now, man.
	I saw just some random crazy chick, bruh.
	Yo, Twitter is crazy, man. man.
	You know what, guys?
	Let's go ahead and just go through my Twitter feed.
	Hold on.
	Let's see.
	You guys can see all the shit that I see here.
	Let's see.
	Streamer gets sped on.
	Sneeko cooks XQC. XQC a retard, bro.
	To getting some ink in your skin.
	If you don't think there's ever been a miner that's taken puberty blockers, it's...
	Okay, and you were mad about the tattoos earlier, and how many miners get tattoos?
	I don't agree with that, though.
	I think miners should just fish not drink it.
	Any type of tattoos, any permanent anything.
	You don't seem to be very vocal about that, though.
	Imagine comparing cutting a dick off to getting some ink in your skin.
	Yeah.
	Imagine comparing taking permanent hormone damage to ink in your skin.
	Alright, you don't say anything about tattoos?
	What?!
	One is changing the course of someone's life forever, mentally, physically, spiritually.
	It's changing what God intended.
	God created a male or female, and these doctors invented pills to alter it forever.
	Um, but that's the same as tattoos.
	Are you stupid?
	Hey, if you don't think there's ever been a minor...
	Yeah, excuse her.
	He's a retard, bro.
	Drewski got with Ruby Rose?
	What the fuck?
	Is that her?
	That can't be her.
	I'll tell y'all this, though.
	Drewski's a bot, man.
	100% a bot.
	100% owned by them boys.
	100%.
	Oh yeah, right now.
	And yeah, Ruby Rose a whore.
	I would never claim a bitch like that publicly.
	That's a girl you smash...
	And that's it.
	Wait, I ain't taking no pictures like this with her.
	What the fuck, man?
Team Chat Chaos 00:15:49
	It's crazy.
	Team chat, man.
	Team chat.
	One.
	Alright.
	Two.
	Objective unlocks in 30 seconds.
	Alright, we gotta cut.
	Hello there.
	Alright.
	Oh!
	Everyone heal up.
	Aim where they're going.
	We have to meet their push and stop it.
	Oh, shi.
	We have the robot.
	Time to move.
	No one can hide from my sight.
	Double shoot.
	This cannot answer all questions.
	So much for their goals.
	That's an average of the currents.
	It's like my weak.
	I'm on fire.
	Bomb is underway.
	A tank of poison.
	Help me.
	This is the time blind.
	I will STAND UP HEiritual enn NC to치 Сер's Among us.
	Actually,У Authentic The Obamacabra I will be able to get the Kitsune to the top.
	my bad.
	I'm in the chat now.
	Do your thing, man.
	I push.
	Yeah, do your thing, do your thing.
	I push.
	I can't really do much here, honestly.
	I'm just going to annoy them all a bit.
	Arrest on the bridge, Arrest on the bridge.
	I'm on a Sombra, I'm on a Sombra!
	And the Ashe too, Ball!
	Oh shit, this bitch just shot the Bob right at me.
	Can you come to me, Ball?
	I can't heal you.
	Yeah, coming.
	Go into the room, go into the room.
	Get the mecha.
	Let's go.
	Thank you.
	Oh, I am going again.
	I'm gonna go contest, I'm gonna go contest for this one.
	Oh shit.
	We need to regroup here.
	Just chill, just chill.
	Sigh Oh, it's okay.
	I need to help, I'm dead.
	Coming.
	My bad.
	I die.
	Arisa weak.
	She's half.
	Arisa can die.
	Arisa can die.
	I can kill you if you come back.
	I can kill you if you come back.
	Well, I've created this too.
	Alright.
	Arisa one.
	Arisa one.
	Nice MP man.
	Ass one!
	Ass one!
	Thank you!
	Arisa's dead and Arisa's killable?
	No, she's full.
	Yeah, Shree's healing her.
	Bitch is fucking gay, man.
	Mora's out of here.
	No, no, no TP on Mora.
	Wait, the Mora's alive.
	Oh, I get this.
	Oh my god, oh my god!
	She's dead, nice.
	My bad, my bad, my bad.
	I'm gonna push payload.
	I still die for five seconds.
	just one just one uh this one uh life we've run bridge I've got this.
	I'm gonna minefield.
	Yeah, she's running down.
	Like, bro, your team's on the other side of the map.
	Why are you running at me, you fucking bitch?
	What a fucking faggot, man.
	That's why they're fucking losing.
	I'm still fighting.
	Fucking fag, man.
	Surrender to my will.
	They've taken the robot.
	No one can hide from my sight.
	Arisa one!
	Fuck you, bitch!
	Wow.
	Lifeweaver just literally just saved her, bro.
	There we go.
	Good finishing.
	Fuckin' scrubs, man.
	Yo, what's up, Moira?
	Nice.
	Good pick.
	Arisa chasing somebody.
	Arisa can die.
	Arisa can die.
	She's the one.
	Nice.
	All right.
	Han's on the right.
	There's one right there.
	There's one.
	Oh yeah, melt this whore.
	There's one.
	Melt this Bobby's dead faggot.
	Let's fucking go.
	Kids are fucking...
	Fuck those homosexuals!
	Let's go!
	Let's go!
	Cheeks clap!
	Faggots!
	What's the score?
	What are we?
	Eight and five?
	Nine.
	Nine to five?
	I'm alright.
	Surrender to my will.
	That dude was getting offended.
	He's probably gay too, faggot.
	40% ever gay.
	That's crazy Clears throat Clears throat "Every soldier needs
	a cause." Stay close.
	I can't heal you if you stray.
	Follow my lead.
	I've been through more of these than I can count.
	Hello there.
	Five, four, three, two, one, round one.
	Hello?
	What the fuck?
	What?
	Bro, just be quiet.
	The rest of the day.
	Oh, they got a widow.
	They got a widow.
	They got a widow.
	Someone's behind us?
	I'm not scared, I'm not scared, I'm not scared.
	Oh my bad.
	Okay, I got combo.
	Ball, ball, ball.
	Ana trying to kill you though.
	I'm good.
	On the objective.
	I got a huge tank and no. Ball on point.
	We got it.
	Ball, ball, ball.
	Critical one.
	Oh!
	She's healed up now.
	Got her now!
	Got her, bitch!
	Alright.
	Venture gone.
	Just Widow on top on the left.
	Widow being annoying on the left.
	Get this French whore, man!
	You're still talking!
	Bro, be quiet!
	I don't even know why you're on this game.
	You should be in the kitchen somewhere.
	But you're here.
	I'm serious.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'll make sandwiches for my husband, but not you.
	You have one of those?
	They're attacking all this food, making me hungry.
	I'm hungry too.
	I think I don't feel it.
	Get on high ground, get on high ground.
	Yep.
	Genji?
	Kariko, one?
	Oh shit.
	Genji, one!
	Genji, one!
	All right.
	Balls, ball...
	Balls on point.
	Get back a bit.
	Awkward trash.
	Americans are so strange.
	You're still talking?
	Shut up.
	Ball ball ball on me.
	On point.
	You guys got this?
	Can I get some help here?
	I'm gonna die.
	No.
	Holy fuck.
	This bitch doesn't want to heal me because of her feelings.
	Just kind of weird.
	I didn't do anything wrong to you.
	You just started being mean.
	Bitch, shut the fuck up and play the game, okay?
	I don't give a fuck about your feelings.
	Your voice is annoying as fuck.
	Shut up.
	Holy fuck.
	What is wrong with Americans, man?
	What the fuck is wrong with you?
	Like, fucking just heal and be quiet, bro.
	Fuck, man.
	Your voice is annoying as fuck.
	Not as annoying as yours.
	Holy shit, man Bro like this bitch is gapping way too much that voice is annoying like be quiet heal I'm giving real call-outs Shut the fuck up holy shit, this is why women should not be women should not be fucking you guys have to be seen and not be heard
	It's not offensive when you try to do these woman jobs.
	You fucking European whores, man.
	Shut up!
	Shut the fuck up!
	She never gave you bitches rights, man.
	Holy fuck!
	Get off, get off, get off, get off, get off, get off!
	The Farrah's one shot, man.
	The Farrah's one shot.
	This Mercy's in her feelings and she's not helping.
	No.
	Can you just go back to your server or something?
	I think you might find that Europeans don't really get offended by it like women joke things.
	You're still talking?
	weird let's go Of course he's dead.
	Yo, Venture weak in the health pack for him.
	Ball is weak too.
	One shot, Venture.
	One shot, Venture.
	Ball on point one shot Ball ball fucking scrub affirmative Let's go man.
	That's so cool!
	Awkward, bruh.
	Kill these noobs.
	Ball dropping down on you?
	Farrah drop down, weak.
	Good finish.
	Function the tank power!
	Biotics deploy.
	I'm on fire.
	Good finish.
	Olo.
	Wow.
	Olo in omega.
	All half.
	Ball weak, ball weak, ball weak, ball weak.
	I'm shooting them.
	Oh my god!
	Fair to drop down.
	I'm resable?
	Maybe?
	Fair on point, fair on point, fair on point.
	She's in the health pack in the back.
	Clear!
	Capability is mine!
	Pain is inevitable.
	Enemy in sight.
	They are stealing the objective.
	Shooting the ball.
	Ball's weak.
	Ball's half.
	Kariko on point.
	Kariko, one shot on point in the corner.
	Good finish.
	Ball.
	Paral one.
	Left pitch.
	Nice.
	Ball.
	Ball on point.
	This kid got fucking crampied.
	- All right, holy shit, they suck.
	Good shit. - I love American misogyny.
	- Bro, I don't think women should be on this game, but that's just me. - I'm sorry that you hate your life, in real life.
	Bitch!
	Number one, I make more money than you.
Win 10 Games 00:01:59
	Number one, I got a hotter girlfriend than you.
	Number three, guarantee you're a mouth-breathing fat slut.
	Guaranteed you're fat.
	I guarantee you're fat.
	I guarantee you're fat, bro.
	Sure you're skinny.
	Sure you are.
	Mouth-breathing whore.
	all right uh let me see We win 10 games now, Marin.
	10 games?
	all right all right
	all right
Team Wipe Shenanigans 00:05:55
	Select your hero.
	Yeah, the record right now is what?
	10 and 5 Chinaman?
	Yeah.
	We won 10 games.
	Alright, sweet.
	Shout out to fucking the Russian and the Chinaman, bro.
	We got this shit.
	We fucking these faggots up.
	Holy shit.
	I hope we don't have that mercy on our team.
	Okay, cool.
	Thank god.
	Yo, her voice was annoying as hell.
	As soon as I heard it, I was like, oh my god.
	My fucking ears are bleeding.
	What is that accent?
	I'm eager to see all the problems we encounter on this mission.
	She's probably Asian, but lives in Europe.
	Asian?
	Which Asian country is that?
	She's probably Laos or some shit like that.
	Some population.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Lower class.
	Lower class.
	Or Vietnamese.
	Or Vietnamese.
	Exactly.
	Dirty fucking Kong.
	Alright, switch to team chat.
	We got Genji.
	Doom nigger.
	Doom nigger.
	Doom nigger weak!
	Doom nigger weak!
	Nigger can die!
	Nigger can die!
	Oh!
	You got him?
	Oh, shit!
	We lost our D.Va mech.
	Oh, Doom nigger.
	He punched me off high ground.
	He's up top.
	He's up top.
	Doom idiot up top!
	Quick!
	I'm afraid they're taking a point.
	Sosho no point.
	Do my point!
	Do my point!
	Weak!
	Fucking idiot!
	He's won!
	Let's go!
	Let's go!
	Moira?
	You're fucked, bitch!
	Let's go!
	Oh my god!
	That's some team wipe shit there!
	Oh shit!
	Awkward!
	Nice job!
	Good stuff!
	Good stuff!
	Good stuff, maggots!
	That's some team wipe shit!
	Alright.
	They got McCree now, it looks like.
	McCree coming around, trying to hit the Echo.
	He's half.
	I learned that always helps.
	They're trying to come around?
	Capability is mine!
	Oh shit.
	Oh my god.
	My bad.
	Awkura killed them all.
	Hey, they're getting fucked.
	Doom!
	Doom!
	Doom weak!
	Doom on point!
	Weak!
	Dumb fuck!
	They got death.
	They got doom death.
	Help me!
	McCree one!
	McCree one!
	Good finish.
	Incoming!
	Oh, the Genji ran away.
	He was weak.
	I can heal you.
	I'm good, I'm good at it.
	Yo, Moira.
	Doom coming around and Moira too.
	Doom and Moira and Mercy.
	Three of them coming around.
	Three of them coming around behind.
	They're pissed.
	I'm a man on a mission.
	Stay out of my way My Kree can die He's getting healed by Mercy.
	He's one though.
	Okay, good finish.
	He died.
	They got a lever.
	I'd be pissed too.
	Who left?
	Oh, the McCree.
	That was their McCree.
	The other DPS. Oh, no.
	The other one?
	No, no, no.
	The other DPS. The Genji.
	Genji left.
	Scrub Meteor strike dude had a meteor strike to save himself scrub I African booty scratch on point.
	Yeah, that boy running.
	You better run, bitch.
	Where's the Doomfist?
	He's in the back somewhere.
	Oh, I see him.
	He's still...
	he's about half over there.
	Coming to help you.
	It's okay, it's okay.
	Let me play with him.
	He doesn't...
	Idiot!
	He's not serious.
	He just play around.
	No mercy though.
	No mercy.
	Yeah, that's true.
	It's KKK time bro.
	There's no mercy.
	They give up.
	Yeah, I give up too.
	Faggots.
	Oh my god, I die.
	The Genji on your team is a scrub for quitting though.
	You got that butthurt that he had to fucking quit.
	Oh my god, you're a loser too, Awkward.
	What?
	I'm a loser too, I die too.
	I'm a loser too, I die too.
	I die way too much Oh, Marin Yo.
Domination Requests 00:03:58
	Do you know the flame?
	The guy, the DPS that play with us?
	The flame.
	Flame.
	Nah.
	Ah, don't remember.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	We got 440 and 17 board that day.
	We played with him.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, why?
	Is he on right now?
	No, but I caught him.
	Every soldier needs a cause.
	I saw he in the Twitch chat said, I like to be dominated.
	What the hell?
	Oh, all right!
	They're pissed.
	They lost.
	We win.
	Yeah, I called him on the Twitch chat and he said I'd like to be dominated by a woman.
	The flame said that.
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	laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs
	laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs
	Yeah, I'm snitching.
	I got screenshot everything too laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs
	laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs
	laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs laughs
	Alright.
	Back to the Twitter feed. Back to the Twitter feed.
Fragile Promises 00:15:39
	...or call to arms.
	Go out, buy a gun.
	If you try to...
	Stop me from going into a woman's bathroom and be the last mistake you ever make.
	Yeah, I'm that person and I stand by every fucking word I've ever said.
	The fact that I have to explain now, here we are a year later, explain why I made that video and just how many fucking stupid people there are in my comment section and in my DMs saying you threatened women and children.
	Nowhere in that video did I threaten women and children.
	Broken fucking record.
	I made that video in response to somebody else who was making unaliving statements or unaliving promises to another transfem on this app.
	Every soldier needs a cause.
	What the fuck?
	Clown world.
	You look like a gentleman who needs his own toenails.
	Why the hell would you say that to someone?
	Just looking for something we might have in common.
	Crazy shit, man.
	Alright, we got a game.
	I'm gonna fucking retweet that shit.
	Alright, let's go to the team.
	Team Shadow.
	- Five, four, three, two, one.
	Round one, capture the object. - Captain Kamari reporting for duty.
	Check your corners out there.
	There's an enemy here!
	Venture sweep.
	Oh!
	Ball on the left!
	Venture in the middle!
	Thank you.
	Ball behind us.
	Alright, whatever.
	I don't want to stab her, smart enough to do that.
	They got Sim, Fury, Ventra, Simtop left.
	Simtop left.
	Venture!
	Venture!
	Uh...
	Shit.
	Pretty low there.
	Venture is low.
	Venture low!
	Oh my god, this Lifeweaver.
	Bro, Life Weaver is K. Wall's half.
	Lightweaver clearing on point.
	Okay.
	Bro.
	Bro.
	Oh! Oh! Oh!
	Oh!
	I can't get away with this!
	Hello there!
	Oh!
	Oh!
	You sit there!
	I will be there!
	I will be there!
	No one can stop me!
	Get in there!
	That's one down.
	Good pick, good pick.
	Lightweaver 1, they're finished.
	Here, shoot me in the back.
	Boloama.
	Got him, fucking scrub.
	I got visor.
	Yeah, we can nano-raiser.
	They don't have walls.
	Venture trying to come through.
	He's weak up there.
	Wow, Lifeweaver is gay bro.
	Yep.
	You know what?
	I got you on my side you fucking stupid train your Kiri Kiri Kiri That fucking tree Ball one ball one ball one ball one One Ball one, ball one.
	Yeah, he has one, he's one.
	Him and Kyrie, he's gotta Kyrie next to him now, though.
	Here he comes, here he comes, trying to come in.
	Get, get fucked, faggot.
	Sim on me.
	Get this Indian whore.
	Let's go!
	Curry won't win, bitch!
	Let's fucking go!
	Let's fucking go!
	The racism will continue!
	Let's go!
	One to zero.
	Yo, I gotta agree with Semido on this one.
	He made a comment.
	He said that if they ever make Lifeweaver good, this game is gonna be trash.
	I agree, bro.
	Because Lifeweaver, his entire kit is denial.
	And the thing is, that Venture was out of position like 20 times, bro.
	And she got saved.
	By fucking Weaver.
	Weaver literally allows bad players to make mistakes and do dumb shit and live.
	Yeah.
	And his healing numbers are way too high.
	Yeah.
	And he doesn't miss.
	It's like... Lifeweaver's weak.
	He has to jump off his pedal.
	What the fuck?
	Venture!
	Venture weak!
	This bitch.
	Shit, I need help.
	Don't run for my healing, man.
	I didn't know you were healing me.
	I rubbed some dirt on it.
	Let's go.
	I thought you were telling me to run.
	Kiri!
	Kiri!
	Kiri one!
	What the fuck?
	This bitch teleported.
	Sim is trying to put those fucking dumbass turrets.
	Yeah, bitch, die.
	Lifeweaver gay ass on point.
	Never mind, he fell off because he sucks.
	Kiri dead.
	Get hit with that helix!
	Let's go, bitch!
	Let's go!
	Hit that bitch with a rocket instead of low up or after.
	Let's go!
	Allah Akbar!
	Let's go!
	You blow these bitches up!
	Let's go! Allah Akbar!
	Let's go, junk rat!
	Abdul rat!
	Yo, ball behind us!
	Oh shit, there's curry bitch on me!
	I'm with you, I'm with you!
	Oh, let's go, blow that whore up!
	Venture trying to burrow.
	She still died.
	That boss don't realize.
	Yeah, she jumped off the map.
	She's so trash.
	I don't even know.
	Bro, you gotta blow that bitch up.
	Use that tire.
	No trannies, bro.
	No trannies.
	No trannies.
	Look at how Lightweaver just saved her.
	No trannies.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	I got a visor though.
	I got a visor.
	Don't worry.
	I got you.
	I got you, awkward.
	It's okay.
	I got a heal right here.
	Use it.
	Hog has no hook.
	Hog has no hook.
	Oh, shut up, you fucking tranny whore!
	Excavate that, bitch!
	Lifeweaver here, one shot!
	Kill the homosexuals!
	Join me, guys!
	Oh, shit!
	Okay, you guys just let me die, bro.
	From the witch Moira and the fucking homo Lifeweaver.
	Super Haram Let's go Kill the fat ass!
	You gluttonous piece of shit!
	That's your punishment!
	You die!
	Yes!
	Hit him with the tire!
	Let's go!
	Oh my God!
	Yo!
	Yo, let's fucking go, baby!
	Let's go!
	That nigga let him know!
	Hey, that's very haram!
	Then he told them, and blew them boys up!
	Let's fucking go!
	Let's fucking go!
	Let's see it.
	You went from Junkrat to Abdul Junkrat.
	Yo.
	That fucking homo jumped off the fucking map, bro.
	Let's fucking go, man.
	I just shot that fucking tire.
	He said, fuck it.
	I'm killing all y'all.
	Let's fucking go.
	Woo!
	Yo! Allah Akbar!
	Yo, chat, y'all can hear that shit?
	Y'all can hear it, right?
	Every soldier needs a cause.
	Amphire, you said you're a diamond tank?
	Is there nothing you can do for this?
	Alright, send me your battle tag, you sorry ass nigga.
	Look at those fuel beneath the flames.
	Switch to team chat.
	Falcon PUNCH! Chat, give me ones in the chat if you guys can hear the sound effects.
	Five.
	Four.
	I can't hear any in the chat.
	Two.
	One.
	Alright.
	They can hear the sound effects.
	Can you guys hear the sound effects that I'm playing with?
	No, no.
	Oh, you guys can hear it?
	Oh, okay.
	No.
	You guys heard these sound effects.
	Everyone heal up.
	I'm not going to die.
	Oh, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	Ryan can die.
	Ryan can die.
	No no no no One is piano One is piano.
	Hit the train, you whore.
	Let's go!
	Nice Fucking go, baby Nice Punishes fucking trainees Fuck these kids let's go And I know another one another guy shatter you guys shatter you guys shatter Okay, okay, okay
	So you're weak right hard on the side is looking for the shadow.
	I'm trying to break a shield before I die Okay, I've got an old victim three kills check this out check this out.
	It's that three oh I'm so low.
	And then...
	Behind you!
	Oh, but are you?
	Oh!
	Okay, Myron, flash your kick, Myron, flash your kick.
	Yeah, I'm backing up.
	I'm backing up.
	I'm backing up.
	Cocking up, that's some pussy shit.
	I'm about to take off angle.
	You guys ready?
	Yeah, let's go.
	Let's see it.
	Let's go.
	One bit.
	Two bit.
	Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
	Let's go!
	Hello Akbar!
	Punish these assholes!
	Oh my god, that Rein got deleted!
	He got deleted, bro!
	Hello Akbar!
	Hello Akbar!
	Honor killing, bro.
	Honor killing.
	Let's fucking go, man.
	Soldier weak?
	Oh, they got Arisa now?
	Nice kill him all, kill him all man, let's go.
	Lucy are weak.
	Oh go right, right, push them.
	What is that long?
	Let's go!
	These kids are trash!
	Get this Lucio!
	Punish him!
	Come here, boys!
	Let's fucking go!
	Get the boy, faggots!
	Oh, what the fuck?
	Oh, shit!
	Treny on me!
	No!
	Allah Akbar!
	Avenge my death, guys!
	Oh my god!
	Haram!
	He's one, he's one!
	Yeah, don't die!
	Oh my god, we didn't cap the point.
	Yeah, we gotta cap the point, guys.
Pick Your Roles Carefully 00:11:21
	You guys don't healer.
	We don't have healers.
	You're on the objective.
	Please come out.
	Oh shit.
	I got you, Agur.
	Thank you.
	Another one!
	Another thing!
	Oh my god, my bad.
	Oh my god, my bad.
	How's the one, how's the one, how's the one?
	Bow and arrow, faggot!
	I'm dead, I'm dead, it's fine.
	I died Middle is low Are you ready?
	No, fuck.
	Let's go!
	Behind you!
	I'm about to die.
	You're not gonna die.
	Only Arisa, only Arisa, only Arisa.
	Let's go get this bitch!
	On her killing this whore!
	I'm dead.
	Get her, get her, get her, get her.
	Let's go!
	Hello I'm coming back.
	I'm coming back now.
	Oh Oh, here here we go.
	Let's go!
	Let's go!
	Fuck it, scrubs!
	Why my Suzu doesn't wake you up?
	Punish these faggots!
	ALLAHU AKBAR!
	Oh, are they gonna...
	No, they won't make it back.
	They'll try, they'll try.
	Let us end this.
	Yep, they are gonna try.
	Lucio trying to come in?
	Lucia loot a lot.
	Lucia loot.
	Let's go.
	Let's go.
	They're really not.
	You guys are good.
	The tranny!
	Kill the tranny!
	Let's go!
	Let's go!
	Allahu Akbar!
	Wrong...
	Run point.
	My bad.
	I go to run point.
	What's up?
	Enemy sighted.
	Yes.
	I'm out of time zone.
	Not yet.
	Not yet.
	Arisa!
	That bitch is trying to run.
	Oh shit.
	Damn.
	There were three of them over there.
	Oh fuck.
	Fuck.
	Oh I'm dead.
	Nice pick.
	Oh!
	Awkward!
	Oh my god, you're living in the dragon!
	I got it.
	He doesn't have spear.
	I hear you.
	One HP, one HP. You can push him, you can push him, right.
	I'm here.
	I'm here.
	Oh, slow.
	Oh my god!
	McCree!
	McCree half!
	On top of you!
	Awkward!
	He's one, he's one, he's one, he's one on the left!
	Nice, nice!
	McCree on your right!
	Let's go!
	Yeah!
	Endy slaggers with the rockets!
	Come here McCree!
	Let's go!
	Good shit!
	That's a 5k!
	That's a 5k!
	Okay, that's 5k!
	I'm about to ult them here!
	I'm gonna ulti hit them here.
	Come, come, come, come.
	I will suzu you.
	They got a Junkrat.
	You ready?
	Oh, let's go!
	Let's go!
	The Punisher will continue!
	Let's hit the Punisher.
	Let's push!
	Oh you got all from your spawn because you're so bad faggot.
	I've got you.
	Allahu Akbar!
	Slaughter them!
	Nice.
	Let's see the flow of the game.
	Are you Habibti?
	Let's fucking go!
	That's a 5k.
	Oh shit, let's go!
	Wait, what did I do?
	Ah, this.
	Die.
	Die.
	Oh shit.
	Bro, I'm das- Ummm- Um...
	What are we?
	When you're old, I immediately...
	...toloper and...
	...suzuru you.
	But...
	Are we 12-1 right now?
	Chinaman?
	12-1?
	Yeah, 12.
	Yeah, 12.
	We didn't lose, so...
	Alright, so I got a guy that wants to join in.
	He said he's a diamond tank.
	You want to do that?
	You guys want to bring him in?
	Wait, what's the shit?
	I'm good.
	I don't care.
	I don't care.
	Alright, you get one game, nigga.
	If you're trash, we're kicking you out.
	Let's see here.
	The tank from last game added me.
	Yeah, it was a woman though, so I don't know if that's gonna work.
	I think she knows who you are, but she doesn't talk.
	But he will secretly add you, you know.
	I think she's Arabic.
	Arabic?
	Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
	That's why she didn't speak too much then.
	That's good.
	Was it Baby Nesco?
	Is that the same fucking guy?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	No, it's Wuss.
	No.
	I don't know.
	Baby Nesco is from the last game.
	The guy from...
	No, no, no, no, no.
	I'm trying to bring in Wuss2117.
	Hold on, let me see here.
	I'll try adding this guy.
	Alright, I sent you a request there.
	You better not be trash, bro.
	If you trash, I'm kicking you out.
	Rape train has begun and we don't want to take no breaks.
	And not fast enough. - Oh.
	Is this a Smurf account?
	I got TV. How's it going, guys?
	Alright?
	Yo, what's up, man?
	Have you ever played this season?
	That's a smurf account.
	I played on a different account now, so hopefully they'll let me play with you guys.
	No, I won't let me.
	It's probably because you're not ranked.
	We're playing on Plat and Diamonds.
	I played this season on this...
	Yeah, but it won't even let me play a game now.
	Oh, shit.
	You got another account?
	I have a different account if that helps, but you probably don't have time to wait for me.
	Yeah, we'll play a game.
	Just add this one.
	You see my battle tag?
	It's jbills11855.
	Just add me on it.
	What's the name of your account?
	Do I remember?
	Fuck, I don't remember.
	I have like six.
	I will add you.
	Yeah, just get on a Plat account, or a Diamond account, then jump back in, alright?
	Okay, no worries, bye.
	all right man all right The tank, the Junker King.
	Say wanna join.
	Tell to you guys if you want to bring her in.
	Yeah, I'm okay.
	Alright, pick your roles then, homos.
	Awkward?
	Yeah, I'm here.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Let's look at some more fuckery on Twitter.
	Okay.
	Oh yeah, this fucking weirdo.
	Yeah, I took the initiative and stood up to that motherfucker.
	And what I got in response to that was a lot of people hating me for no reason whatsoever.
	Getting my name defamed and slandered in news articles.
	I've even had famous people mention me.
Sarah's Toxic Banter 00:11:02
	It is what it is.
	I mean, they're going to get theirs.
	I'm going to get a paycheck at the end of this, so it's all good.
	People calling me a pedo, as long as I can find out who you are and where you live, you're going to get in trouble.
	You're going to get, you know, you're going to get a knock on your door.
	Calling me a pedo because I am a woman and I use a women's restroom.
	What the fuck?
	You're not a woman, bro.
	Holy shit, man.
	We live in a clown world now.
	Every soldier needs a call.
	Shed the whip of your doubts.
	He's not in the team chat.
	No, I'm here.
	I'm here.
	Fuck, I'm lagging.
	Oh no, why am I lagging?
	I'm lagging, I don't know why.
	I'm playing the midget.
	How fortunate for you.
	What does his name mean?
	Hashim?
	I'm so happy.
	Monkey above.
	Monkey behind us.
	What?
	Three flanking.
	I saw only Monkey and Widow.
	My bad.
	Yeah, Genji jumped over the building, bro.
	Genji literally jumped over the building.
	Widow also jumped over the building, but she failed.
	Yeah, there's three people.
	I saw only two.
	Help our Sigma?
	Yeah, I'm backing up.
	Genji's on the left.
	Genji?
	Genji, half?
	I'm on Winston.
	Winston weak.
	Okay, he got ult already.
	Alright.
	But he's feeding now, idiot.
	What?
	Where's my teleport?
	Okay, still win.
	Okay, still win.
	Sigh Oh Lord!
	Wait wait wait wait!
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You guys win this.
	You guys win this.
	I killed three, so it's okay.
	Nice.
	Nice, tougher spots.
	I handshot him.
	Genji up top.
	Genji's on the bridge.
	Shooting monkey?
	Monkey done?
	Widowmaker on the bridge, I think.
	Oh, she dropped down.
	She's in the corner.
	She's one.
	Got her.
	To finish.
	Genji.
	Genji won.
	Reflect.
	He ran away.
	Somebody get him.
	They got Azaria now.
	All right.
	Both bubbles gone.
	Both bubbles gone.
	She's in the corner.
	And I got McCrean out too.
	Yeah.
	Actuating the barrier.
	Well, also they're gonna have you.
	They're going to have Blade.
	Oh, Lord!
	Here we go!
	Bro, why'd you die?
	Yeah, why didn't you?
	Why don't you beat me, bro?
	Why don't you beat Genji?
	Why don't you beat Genji?
	Fuck.
	We can win.
	I'll win.
	Don't die!
	I knew that fucking play was coming, man.
	I stand with you.
	Oh, I need help!
	Kanji on me!
	Good guy, good guy.
	One HP! I'll keep healing you.
	I don't know guys, like...
	LJ, you need to step up a little bit.
	Don't worry, I got this!
	What is it now?
	Genji, low.
	Drop down.
	Bruh.
	I sold to you, why?
	You missed it by a second.
	Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!
	Oh my god, I... Why?
	Like, how hard is it to hit a fucking one HP, Sarah?
	Our tank is so...
	Hmm...
	I'm really depressed about it, bro.
	Okay, we'll win.
	Yeah, she solo grabbed me.
	Wrong, mate, wrong.
	She's here.
	There's Zarya.
	She's charged up.
	They're really low.
	They're actually all low.
	They're really low.
	You sound like awkward, to be honest.
	Zarya won!
	Zarya won!
	Good finish.
	Can I push?
	Can I push?
	Fuck him and his blade.
	He's dead.
	Got him.
	Fucking idiot.
	Baptiste here, Baptiste.
	Okay, now Ana.
	Nice.
	Now Ana.
	She's here.
	Good finish on Ana.
	McCree, McCree.
	I'm pushing this guy.
	He's weak.
	You can get him.
	Oh, it is so quick.
	Genji above?
	Is Arya dead?
	Good job.
	Yo, Genji over by the statue.
	Genji and Baptiste by statue.
	Got him.
	Okay, he's reflecting.
	He's one?
	Good job, he's one.
	Yeah, I got him.
	yeah Zarya use one bubble, Zarya use two bubbles no bubbles now.
	uh genji uh...
	kes on it.
	good job, good job.
	Good finish.
	Heal on point for y'all.
	Everybody still?
	Oh god that's hard, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh yeah I'm sorry.
	Oh shit, okay this is a solution.
	I got naded which was terrible.
	Kim coming back.
	Keep coming back!
	I got you guys?
	Uh, yep, perfect.
	Up, up, up, up, up.
	Heels.
	Ana.
	Get the Ana.
	Oh shit, Baptiste is one, Baptiste is one.
	But watch out, McCree is right there too.
	They're all one.
	I got you guys.
	I got a heal for you guys here.
	Heel in the corner.
	No, fuck.
	Okay.
	Maybe I've had him.
	Maybe I fell a little bit.
	Is there another bubble?
	Only you, man.
	I'm fine.
	Let's do it.
	Have a lever as well.
	Never leave her?
	Yeah.
	This Ozzy's guy left.
	It's only one support.
	What?!
	There's no footsteps!
	He got heal on my reruns.
	Oh, it's everyone.
	Oh, maybe not.
	Oh, maybe.
	One could say I am feuding.
	What's going on?
	Fuck.
	Kareem wait!
	Yeah, kill me alive.
	Holy!
	Run.
	That one's the block you heal.
	the bubble block you heal I don't quit till the fights done no one can hide from my sight stuck in a corner Okay, they're pretty low.
	Oh, they got a lever.
	I shouldn't type nice with them.
	Select your hero.
	Thanks Beto man.
	Hope that kid comes back.
	This shit is gay when it's like that.
	Eto, you gotta keep your spirits up, bro.
Monkey One, Danger In Thailand 00:04:59
	You're playing well, you just gotta keep the spirits up.
	Now I know.
	Thank you.
	You have a band-aid?
	Who exactly do you think I am?
	Oh, I can't stand here.
	Hmm, guess not.
	How can you experiment on those cute little rabbits?
	Ryze, have you been outside of China in Asian countries?
	I go to Phoenix before.
	Where, where?
	I couldn't hear.
	Phoenix City, US. No, no, like outside of China.
	Yeah, Phoenix City, US. USA. What about other Asian countries?
	I'm asking.
	I go to Thailand.
	Yeah.
	It's very dangerous in Thailand.
	Yeah.
	If you guys want to travel, don't go to Thailand.
	It's very dangerous.
	Oh, I think it's fine.
	Did you go there?
	Yeah, twice.
	My brother have been there like five times.
	He likes it.
	Overall, it's dangerous than other countries.
	Winston weak.
	Monkey won, monkey won.
	Okay, awesome.
	Now I'm pushing payloads.
	I got it.
	Okay.
	Sniper.
	Amateur.
	Hi, Prime.
	Kill this monkey.
	Kill this monkey.
	Monkey is hot.
	On up top.
	On up top.
	The payload has reached the checkpoint.
	Pay the best.
	Yeah, yeah.
	If you want to go to Thailand, go to the capital.
	Don't go to the borders.
	A lot of human trafficking.
	You know it's bad when the Chinese guy says there's a lot of human trafficking.
	I promise you.
	Monkey's one.
	Monkey's one.
	Sending some warps.
	I have kind of lessons.
	Keeping our Widow alive.
	Monkey one.
	Monkey one.
	He's one.
	Anna one.
	Anna one.
	She ran around the corner This is how I just pushing pay long I'm chilling.
	Good job guys!
	Good job guys!
	I'm pushing payload.
	Good job guys!
	Tracer run.
	- Neighbor, leave this to me. - Cut him.
	- Monkey one, monkey one, monkey one. - Your carry is here.
	Oh, they're all lived.
	These kids got trashed.
	They got destroyed.
	They got creep-eyed, guys.
	I'm just pushing payload.
	I didn't do shit.
	I have to leave in about 30 minutes I'm gonna go do some sparring.
	No problem, bro.
	What kind of style are you learning?
Organizing Boxers 00:09:39
	Awkward.
	Boxing?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I hate the boxing.
	But I like all martial arts, but the boxing, I think, I love it.
	Most applicable.
	Definitely the most applicable.
	Yeah, and also the one that I enjoy watching the most.
	I usually watch UFC and boxing.
	Outside of that, I don't watch much.
	Me too.
	I want to organize a boxing event for all these Overwatch kids.
	The streamers and stuff.
	Yeah, someone needs to get punched in the face.
	They're not gonna take that, man.
	For now, I don't have anybody.
	Nobody wants to.
	Yeah, everyone just hiding behind the computer.
	I'll be your first person, bro.
	Actually, that would be a good idea.
	I think we can do something.
	I think we will find you some Overwatch streamer to destroy in the ring.
	There you go.
	He's talking shit.
	Ask, ask.
	The transgender.
	God.
	Damn.
	I don't know.
	That's a weird match though.
	He is a dude.
	He is a dude.
	Damn.
	Myron, would you fight a transgender?
	Yeah.
	Sure, why not?
	Damn.
	Technically, yeah, she is a dude.
	We can fight.
	Why he's so skinny?
	You look like a skeleton.
	I don't know if we are in the same way class.
	Yeah, there's no normal weight-class Overwatch.
	I wouldn't do it if it was like a girl claiming to be a guy.
	No, no.
	A guy, a guy, okay.
	If they were born a woman, then nah.
	I wouldn't do that.
	That's not fair at all.
	Born a man.
	Born a man.
	Yeah, they'd have to be born a man.
	Yeah, yeah.
	If I was to do it.
	Yo, Moira...
	Okay, Moira's dead.
	Big pick.
	Good shit, good shit.
	Hog, Hog, Hog on the right.
	Hog on the right with red shirt.
	Adventure one.
	Hog Lucio.
	Ah, shit.
	Fuck.
	No!
	Please don't tell me these players got the point.
	Alright, switch the team.
	Switch the team check.
	Venture here?
	Holy fuck.
	No hook on- no hook for Hog.
	Noooo!
	Fuck!
	We can't harass you, we can't harass you, man.
	It's okay.
	Venture, venture, venture on us!
	All right All gonna left all gonna left all gonna look Hog could die!
	Hog could die!
	Got him!
	Got him!
	Waste of a beat!
	Waste of a beat!
	Sim on point!
	Sim Oh my god!
	I didn't even see him!
	My bad, my bad.
	Help with mercy!
	Help with mercy!
	Oh, Vantra behind, Myron.
	Running.
	Hog on point with Venture and Moira.
	Venture one shot.
	Moira one shot too.
	Oh wow, what a Simo.
	Wow.
	Just hide.
	Play still, play still.
	I got you guys.
	Hog could die, Hog could die, Hog could die.
	Lucio could die too.
	Simo one, Simo one, Simo one.
	Moira one, Moira one.
	She's hiding in the back over there.
	Lucio.
	Lucio on the right, Lucio on the right, skating around like the fucking scrub that he is.
	Lucio one, good finish.
	Good fucking finish.
	Sim?
	You're fucked bitch.
	Nice.
	The damage is very crazy.
	I saw Augur play that shit, oh my god.
	I got Visor.
	Let's see if they try to commit to a fight here.
	I hope they do.
	They're gonna have to run to point here.
	Hog on the right, hog on the right, hog on the right.
	Ohhhh!
	He missed his hook.
	Lucio won!
	This hog's a faggot, man.
	Chase me around the fucking square That's on the right week let's run the right
	Bogdad carry one let's go.
	Oh My god that character is busted Score Good job, Awkward.
	Oh my god, that's crazy.
	Thanks bro.
	1 HP and kill everybody.
	What do you think Avenger will be in the high rank in the future?
	It's actually pretty hard to play in the high rank.
	High rank?
	Yeah, pretty hard to play.
	But until Master was pretty easy.
	You're the first one to get on GM. Yeah, yeah.
	The friend was second one.
	Yeah, the friend that was crazy.
	He get on Master and get a 12 win rate.
	Yeah.
	Venture weak on the left.
	bottom left venture it Pog no hook!
	Alright!
	fantastic redeploying powered up everyone feel up oh shit What?
	Sim is one!
	Wow, what the fuck?
	I'm just too crazy I'll rub some dirt on it Let's go.
	Bug, okay.
	ran away Venturer is Oh my god.
Sim Sim, Gunshots Joking 00:07:44
	They're using everything.
	Keep behind the woman!
	I am, I am, I am, I am.
	Sim!
	Sim!
	I got visor if we complete- Oh!
	Hog on the right!
	He hugged me!
	fuck man If I'm still standing I'm still We gotta touch this thing.
	I'm gonna come in and visor.
	What the fuck?
	Sigh No, I'm not joking. Sigh No, I'm not joking. Sigh No, I'm not joking.
	Shit, I'm not joking. I'm not joking.
	They're really low.
	Santa doesn't pay attention.
	Hog is one.
	Oh my bad!
	Oh my bad.
	I'm nine to point.
	I saw our tank getting the point.
	I didn't get in.
	My bad.
	Oh, it's cool.
	Let's win this one.
	Damn, let me do more damage.
	Now we gonna fuck them up Capture the objective Win here and our jobs are done.
	The spray is upon us!
	Enemy here!
	I'll Venture on the right side.
	They got Zarya now.
	I'm shooting Venture.
	Oh!
	Anti-healed!
	Adventure one.
	Zarya one, Zarya one, Zarya one.
	Good finish.
	Good finish.
	Sim?
	Sim is 1.
	Sim is 1.
	Good finish.
	Got her.
	Oh shit!
	Back now, back now.
	Zarya weak Ana one shot on their side Zarya weak, Zarya weak, Zarya weak.
	Zarya weak on the right-hand side.
	Walking with Ana.
	I got a heal for you here, Debra.
	Use it.
	Okay, I'm getting fucked, but...
	Zarya weak!
	Oh, shit.
	Nice, nice.
	Good.
	Good shit, Mario.
	Yo, venture, venture.
	He running.
	Right back.
	Sorry, I'm chasing you guys. I'm chasing you guys.
	One shot up.
	Yes, she got fucked.
	I need help.
	Asha, I'm gonna die.
	Poira, killing me.
	Oh, Lord, I'm gonna die.
	More on point.
	She's like the only one.
	Still got some fight in me here.
	Me and Bastard are coming back in.
	You guys don't got DPS right now.
	Alright, we back in it.
	We back in it.
	They got a ball now, too?
	Fucking scrubs.
	I got heals right here.
	Ana, one shot on point.
	We're on the right.
	Ball is weak.
	Ball is weak.
	In our back line.
	I got one shot.
	Heels on point!
	Heels on point!
	Oh shit.
	You got it.
	You got it.
	This bitch is chasing me!
	Need help!
	This bitch chased me across the map!
	What a fucking faggot, bro!
	Fucking faggot, man!
	I have some dirt on it.
	Let's go.
	Here, I got- I got heals for you here, Bash.
	Get in there.
	Sim is dead?
	Let's go.
	I'm on this wall.
	Oh, yeah!
	It's lit now!
	Come here, faggots!
	Come here, whore!
	You tranny, bitch!
	You're dead today!
	Let's go!
	Faggot!
	The day of reckoning has come for you, fucking homos!
	Come here, Moira!
	You wanna chase me or imma chase you bitch?
	Let's go!
	Allah Akbar!
	Fucking faggots!
	The energy drinking is kicking in.
	Play of the game.
	BOOM BOOM Alright, let's go one more.
	Alright.
	Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot
	And you killed Akiriku too .
No One Can Hide 00:03:51
	The hell I wanna let us go in.
	Every soldier needs a cause.
	No one can hide from my sight.
	I put on the hardest strafing.
	You're going home in a box.
	Double.
	Triple.
	Now, I'm gonna be feeling alive.
	I can't get off.
	No one can hide from my sight.
	Now, I don't really feel alive.
	I can't get off.
	No one can hide from my sight.
	Now, I don't really feel alive.
	I can't get off.
	No one can hide from my sight.
	I've got you in my sights.
	You pick the rod.
	Pulse me.
	I'm on fire.
	I cannot hit a shot today.
	I'm so bad.
	I had it at the hardest strafing, bro.
	I literally had it like 80, 80, 80, 80, like crouching like the worst strafing.
	If you can hit them there, oh lord, you're a god.
	You're going to be fucking them up in game.
	If you can hit them in that shit.
	It's like training 500 times gravity.
	That's a good analogy.
	Yeah, bro.
	It's actually like 10,000 gravity.
	Yo, what's the win-loss ratio right now, Chinaman?
	When this game over, I will tell you.
Monkey Bubble Alert 00:15:31
	I will remember.
	Okay.
	Yeah man, I keep telling people that I coach, you know?
	Like, if you can hit shots on these bots, you'll be able to hit shots on anybody.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You know what, bro?
	Yo, Awkward, you know what I should do?
	I should have you, if you want, you should coach my chick and make her better.
	I told you, I have a worker who's a girl who's a really good player and I can arrange that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Either you have her coach or whatever you want to do.
	Because I know you have your rank up academy, so whatever helps you out, bro.
	Because Angie needs to get better.
	She's good.
	She's got some mechanics down and awareness, but...
	Because I don't have time to coach her, bro.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So...
	Okay.
	I can get it, just contact me about it.
	Okay!
	Alright!
	Alright!
	Let me lock in because I've died twice already.
	Like a scrub.
	I can't get away with this.
	Alright.
	This Widowmaker is carrying them.
	Sniper!
	I'm headed to the payload.
	Who is healing?
	Receive my aid.
	More cats at rain.
	Yeah!
	Watch out!
	Uh, Orisa is low.
	Oris is really low Baptiste slow Oh shit!
	Orisa dead!
	Orisa dead!
	Aw, man.
	Alright, alright, alright.
	Good kill on the tank.
	We come back faster.
	Come back faster.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I'll push the payload.
	Oh!
	Venture!
	Venture and Baptiste!
	And Widow!
	I don't want to die.
	I killed him.
	I killed him.
	If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
	I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
	I'm moving payload, I'm moving payload.
	Form up on the payload.
	Move it out!
	I'm showing you Arisa with you, she's weak.
	Arisa low.
	The payload has reached the checkpoint.
	I'd stay down.
	Get out of my way or I'll run you over.
	No one can't.
	Payload?
	Take a car, brother.
	Wait, you're Chinese?
	No.
	They're not in the team chat.
	Come back, Maren, come back, come back, come back.
	Yeah, he's also epic.
	You cannot escape me.
	He was on payload.
	I've got kills on payload.
	Oh, no.
	Wow, okay.
	Double.
	Good shit.
	They'll regret that.
	Over there!
	They all looked at me on the visor.
	Eh, shit.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, shit.
	I'm already experienced.
	I've seen tougher spots I take a lot of damage Yeah, I thought.
	Widowmaker in front of us.
	Is this Asian super?
	A lot of shinies.
	Ah, I've heard of it.
	Pewds Pewds Pewds Pewds Pewds Pewds Pewds Pewds Pewds
	Someone up top.
	Vintage Uh, where is some of them?
	Yeah, she's happy She's half.
	She's low.
	She's one now.
	Good finish.
	Bro!
	That ultimate is fuckin' broken, man!
	Excavation initiation!
	They'll regret that.
	well this broad this ball had no pressure on the wheel Arisa is half?
	Bro, what is this wheel?
	Arisa won, Arisa won!
	Oh, you got nano.
	Bro, man.
	She got hit with a nano, she got hit with a nano.
	She's one right now, got her, bro.
	Pay low, pay low, pay low.
	Oh shit, I got slapped.
	Ana's in the corner.
	You go, you go, you go.
	You're not gonna die.
	You're there.
	Arrest on the right half.
	Arisa on the right half.
	Venture on point.
	Surrender to my will.
	But you're more in here.
	I'm not doing my sights.
	One shot on the Arisa.
	One shot on Orisa and Venture Week 2.
	Oh my god.
	Let the kitsune guide you.
	Ah.
	They're all solo.
	Still got some fight in me.
	They got Tracer now.
	Thank god.
	No more Widow.
	You got it bro.
	Orisa's half.
	Orisa, Orisa's half.
	for what you guys want this holy if I'm still standing Yeah, we'll just hold them.
	Round one.
	Complete.
	Hold these scrubs.
	Score.
	Two to zero.
	Switching sides.
	Repair your defenses.
	Select your hero.
	Uh, are you guys seeing our teammates as Chinese name or English name?
	English?
	I have no idea.
	Are they even in the chat?
	I don't think so.
	Oh, never mind.
	They got streamer mode now.
	Fuck, I saw their Chinese.
	Because you got streamer mode on you got some random names.
	Yes.
	So in Chinese they got random Chinese thing.
	Hello.
	Hello there.
	The blessings of Hermes be upon you.
	You're welcome Five four three two one and Attackers incoming
	Is there one on me?
	Moira 1, Moira 1.
	Our healer's gone.
	Okay, there we go.
	Orisa, Orisa half.
	Orisa is half.
	Witch.
	Alright.
	We gotta hold these scrubs.
	Vantage!
	Vantage in there!
	Nice man.
	Ah!
	They gave up or what?
	No, no.
	It looks like they're all trying to go left.
	I saw four of them go left.
	Well, all right.
	Yeah, right.
	But they're left.
	Oh, Ana's on payload.
	Ana's on payload.
	Ana's dead.
	Monkey now?
	Monkey on payload?
	Monkey on payload, monkey on payload Yeah, I I'm trying to heal you.
	You keep running away from me.
	Don't panic.
	I got you man.
	Soldier on payloads, soldier on payloads.
	Soldier on parallel, weak?
	Oh, four, like four of them on parallel right now.
	Monkey?
	I'm with you, Moira?
	Use one?
	Got him, got him.
	Use my heal.
	Soldier on payload, soldier on payload, one shot.
	Good finish.
	Someone, someone on our- Oh, Widow, Widow.
	Adventure on our Widow.
	Come here, you trying to bitch.
	I will avenge you, bro.
	Okay, this monkey I've got you in my sights Keep me alive, I need help.
	You always run away from me.
	I don't know how to heal you.
	I am keeping you alive.
	I'm pushing W, keep going forward.
	There's a monkey bubble behind you.
	Block my heal.
	Soldier 1.
	I got ult.
	This soldier is about to get fucked up.
	I'm the better aimed soldier, bitch.
	He's weak.
	Monkey on me, oh my god.
	Venture nano chasing somebody.
	I'm shooting her with you, bro.
	I'm shooting her with you, don't worry.
	Let's go!
	I lived like one HP. You blew that bitch up, bro.
	Let her know it's Haram!
	Allahu Akbar!
	Allahu Akbar!
	Abu Junkrab, bro!
	I'm shooting this...
	When's the week?
	When's the week?
	That nigga got- he had to jump off the map.
	I can't heal you, Myr.
	That's my move.
	She's one on point.
	This fucking training war.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, fuck you!
	Get hit with the rocket, bitch!
	Easy.
	Fucking scrubs.
	Full hold.
	Full hold.
	Let's fucking go!
	Let's go!
	You blew that motherfucker up.
	Nice.
	Hello, my boy!
	Okay, let me check the winery.
	I'll boo Junkrat in the house.
	That's a fucking gas highlight reel Oh Guys, I gotta head out now.
Orisa's Strategic Play 00:15:48
	It was fun playing with you all.
	Yeah.
	I think I'm one game from Diamond.
	One game?
	I think one game.
	But if you gotta go, bro, you gotta go.
	No, no, fuck it.
	Let's go.
	Let's go.
	Play one more.
	Alright.
	What's your...
	What's the win rate?
	Okay, let me cue this shit up right now so that we don't waste any time.
	I'm checking right now.
	Yo, Bills, I got you to...
	I'm about to get you to diamond, you fucking fag.
	They owe you money for these boosts.
	Bro, goddamn, it's crazy, man.
	I might as well pay for bills.
	Yeah, marry and pay Bale's money.
	Uh, what is it?
	Uh, let me check.
	Oh, we got a draw!
	We did get a draw earlier?
	Huh?
	No, I don't think we got a draw, bro.
	No, we never got a draw.
	We got a draw.
	We got...
	Oh, we got...
	Oh, the game leave.
	The people leave, so it's a draw.
	Oh.
	1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, It only shows the last 10 matches, so...
	Yeah, yeah, I got track on my phone.
	It's okay.
	So it's 16.
	We're 16 and 5?
	16.
	Yeah, 16 and 5.
	We didn't lose.
	If you want to count the leave games, we got...
	Nah, we won't count those because those games, yeah, we won't count those.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, we got 16.
	And Myron, about coaching your girl, just send me a message on Twitter, I'll take care of it.
	Okay, yeah, because what I'm thinking is, I don't know what the best way to do it is, whether it's RankUp Academy...
	Or, uh, you, you watch her play and then you coach her.
	Well, I don't know how you, cause you got rank up Academy, but I don't know if that's when you, where you, where you watch her play and you tell them like live, like, Hey, do this or do that.
	Right.
	I do that there sometimes.
	Yeah.
	But, uh, I'll, I'll, I'll do many things because what is she now?
	Bronze, silver.
	She's like a bronze four or five, bro.
	Playing Lucio.
	She gave up on Kiri?
	What happened?
	She plays Kiri too, but she mostly plays Lucio because she says that's the most fun.
	Yeah, that's actually fair enough.
	Fair point.
	Yeah, she got 76 hours of game time.
	Yeah, brand new.
	Because I told her, like, yo, watch Awkward Play.
	And she watches your gameplay and she watches Frogger.
	And, you know, I'll give her credit because she actually does watch a good amount of gameplay.
	Like, I told her, hey, do this, and she does it.
	So she's actually genuinely trying to get better.
	So I was like, you know, fuck it.
	And the game goes smoothly.
	And she has like, you know, and she knows basic shit.
	Like if Reaper's like ulting and shit like that, she'll poop him away from you.
	She'll fucking beat drop.
	Like she'll do shit like that.
	So she just needs some mentoring and coaching.
	And I don't play Lucio.
	I don't know how to play him.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'll take care of it.
	I'll take care of it.
	I'll have people, even myself, yeah?
	I'll watch the gameplay.
	We'll review it.
	We'll give her constant feedback.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And then you can obviously make content from it, whatever.
	But yeah, I'll DM you and we'll figure it out as well to do it.
	Yeah, just let me know.
	You send me a message on Twitter, I'll just take care of it from there.
	Yeah, and we can play with her too.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We got some accounts to, uh, some lower accounts to play with her.
	Because, bro, I ain't gonna lie.
	When I play her at bronze, I'd be raging.
	Holy fuck.
	I think that's why my account might have got banned.
	I'd be raging at that level.
	Because the kids are just so fucking stupid.
	I'm like, what are you doing?
	Like, you fucking retard.
	Like, simple shit that they should know.
	Alright, let's switch to...
	I don't know, man.
	Bro, I don't know how you coach, man.
	Yo, God bless you, bro.
	I don't know how you coach.
	I'd never be able to do that shit.
	Yo, come TP, TP. Oh, what?
	Okay.
	Watch out for the Doom.
	Watch out for the Doom.
	We can kill him.
	Doom can die.
	Doom can die.
	Dead.
	Dead.
	He sucks.
	He's dead.
	He's dead.
	Good shit.
	Torb up top.
	Hit him.
	He's like half I think.
	But Doom is gone.
	We can move to point.
	We can push a bit.
	McCree top right.
	Torb on point.
	McCree top right.
	McCree top right?
	Halt!
	Bro.
	Oh my god.
	Okay.
	It's okay.
	Fuck.
	Cast low.
	Behind you.
	Behind you.
	Right.
	I got healed.
	Fuck.
	They're looking at me over here.
	Thank you, Mercy.
	I'm going to die though.
	I got anti.
	Fuck, man.
	Shit.
	Still got some fight in me here.
	Alright Oh shit my bad my bad Can I get res?
	Res me, res me.
	Oh my god, I died?
	Oh my god, my bad.
	No, McCree, McCree up top.
	Oh, they're pushing me, okay.
	I'm going for Torm, sir, right now.
	I'm going for it right now.
	Yeah, next fight I'm going to ulti.
	Turgon, Turgon, Turgon, and I got a visor.
	Ana, top right.
	Yeah, you got three headshots.
	I got stuck in a car too.
	No, no, no, I got stuck in a car.
	Orisa here, Orisa here.
	I got a visor.
	We can push with it if you guys want.
	Yeah, let's go, let's go.
	I'm going to ulti, go.
	Okay, let's go You lost our mercy Okay.
	I'm shooting Orisa.
	Orisa half.
	Orisa half.
	Orisa half on the side of the point.
	Orisa and Twerp.
	Twerp.
	Got him.
	Holy death, Nano.
	Okay, I'm wrong.
	I'm wrong.
	You're in that room.
	Arnie.
	Oh, shit!
	How did he survive that?
	Oh, shit!
	No, I lost!
	Okay, okay.
	I stopped trolling.
	Let's go.
	Don't buy her.
	Don't take any damage.
	I cannot heal you anymore!
	Soldier, uh...
	McCree up top.
	Arisa!
	I'm shooting this Arisa!
	Arisa half!
	Arisa half!
	Arisa can...
	towards her.
	Gone.
	Torb on the right corner.
	I'm shooting this Arisa.
	I'm shooting Arisa.
	I'm shooting Arisa.
	Arisa half.
	Get her.
	She's weak.
	Shoot this bitch.
	Shoot this bitch.
	Kill this bitch.
	McCree up top.
	Weak.
	Dead.
	Cap point.
	Cap point.
	One shot on Orisa Reaper There we go guys Are you monkey?
	What the fuck?
	Pushing payload or is that?
	I'm changing hero!
	Behind you, Maren!
	Behind you!
	Oh, who?
	Looking.
	See, come on.
	Alaria!
	Ana Ana Ana 1!
	Good finish!
	Oh shit.
	Oh shit!
	Three of them went up there, man.
	If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
	Repositioning.
	I'll get high ground, okay?
	I'm more payload a little bit.
	Orisa tap middle.
	Orisa tap middle.
	I'm shooting her.
	Orisa half.
	Orisa half.
	Yeah, I'm moving payload, but I can't see this.
	I'm on fire!
	My power emanates!
	You're all up!
	I'm on one!
	i'm not For what?
	Shooting that bitch in her feet.
	Let's go!
	Behind you, Byron!
	I got the Ellari.
	You guys should have that.
	Good shit.
	It was worth the sacrifice.
	I hit that bitch with the fucking helix and killed myself.
	It was worth it, man.
	What the fuck was that?
	Hey, man.
	I should do it bro.
	They're finished on a soldier.
	Killing sprites.
	Orissa?
	Orissa?
	Good finish.
	They got Baptiste.
	Baptiste on the trailer on the right-hand side.
	McCree!
	McCree 1!
	Oh, fucking...
	Immortality field.
	Baptiste on the right.
	Baptiste on the right.
	Arasa coming on point This bitch really hates me.
	Bro, fuck this kid man.
	I love some dirt on it.
	Let's go.
	Me and Mercy coming back right now.
	Oh My god, all right 10 seconds We have D.Va touching.
	We have D.Va touching.
	I think.
	Maybe you have to touch Mayra.
	No, Mayra, you have to touch.
	No, no, no, no!
	We have to touch!
	Fine, let's go.
	Let's go.
	It's a good push.
	Score!
	Two to zero.
	Switching sides.
	Alright, we just full hold them.
	Just like those last scrubs.
	Prepare your defenses.
	select your hero
	every soldier needs a cause we're gonna fucking hold these scopes full hold a mech as flashy as yours will show up on every radar that's just the way i like it hello bro don't tell me far what to do Look at her damage.
	Look at her kills.
	Alright, I'm gonna be over here.
	Hey, Myron, if they're here, you can stay on that high ground.
	If they're here, go there.
	Okay?
	If they're where?
	If they're here, they walk to here, you go there.
	Oh, they got Widow?
	They got Widow.
	I dropped down.
	I dropped down.
	They got Widow.
	I can't get something.
	Fuck that.
	Are Ressa's already half?
	Good choice.
	Watch your back, kid.
	Let's push!
	Arisa and Vertis trying to come out!
	Alright, alright, I'm backing up.
	Where did they switch yet?
	Can you shut up, man?
	Play the game!
	Stop speaking, Ota!
	Shut your fucking mouth!
	Yo, kid, who the fuck are you talking to, you fucking faggot?
	Shut the fuck up!
	Shut the fuck up!
	You fucking hero faggot!
	Shut the fuck up!
	Oh my fucking ass, what's going on?
	You just speak the whole game, you haven't killed anyone!
	Shut your stupid ass up!
	Fuck off, faggot!
	Arrested him, I need help.
	Need help?
	Yo, this arrest is focusing me hard, man.
	Dude, she's fucking chasing me!
	Holy shit!
	Shut up!
	Dude, how about you fucking peel for your fucking DPS, you fucking scrub?
Unifer's Frustration 00:07:13
	You fucking suck!
	You fucking down syndrome not breathing window licking fuck!
	Look at you sitting here in the back of the spot like a fucking faggot!
	Play the fucking game!
	Mute me then, bitch!
	Fucking mute me!
	You fucking faggot!
	Your mother's a fucking whore and your father wears pantyhose on Sundays!
	You fucking faggot!
	Fuck you, man!
	You European fuck!
	Fucking faggots man!
	I'm muting you, man!
	You fucking scrub!
	You haven't been doing shit this whole fucking game besides making retard noises!
	You fucking dumbass!
	I tried Don't come back a bit man Come back a bit.
	Come back to the...
	Yeah, come back to the field.
	Look, the kid standing still, dude.
	The kid standing still.
	He's throwing.
	The kid wasn't playing the whole fucking time, man.
	He's fucking throwing.
	He's probably reporting me like the bitch ass nigga that he is.
	Fucking scrub dude Let's go with awkward Let's go with Aguard now.
	They got it.
	They got it.
	Oh my god.
	They got it.
	They got it.
	Yeah, she's throwing.
	Okay, they've eyes with me.
	I don't know what this MCK kid is doing, bro.
	I haven't seen him at all.
	This whole game, I haven't seen him.
	Yeah, he's throwing.
	She's throwing.
	He's throwing?
	Yeah, yeah, but let's try, let's keep trying.
	Come back, man, come back, come back, come back, you little kid!
	They got too much gone.
	Baptista's one!
	Okay, don't go.
	Can't keep shooting man keep shooting But it's the one Are you on me?
	I'm shooting her with you bro.
	I'm shooting her with you.
	That means we're gonna pop off so make sure we finish off.
	Fuck you, faggot!
	Come back a bit?
	I cannot hear you, my brother.
	Myron, too far!
	Get the fuck up out of here, nigga!
	Go watch some XQC, you faggot.
	Arrest a half.
	we're going for him soldier weak Bro, our tank is literally throwing.
	He's just sitting in the fucking back.
	Yo, MCK! Fuck you!
	You fucking faggot!
	Play of the game.
	Can't put that up.
	Cry baby bitch.
	Got you, boy.
	Fucking faggot!
	Fucking fag, bro.
	Alright, alright guys, I'm done for real now.
	Alright man, no worries my friend, no worries.
	It's okay.
	It's unfortunate that the last game was a player, but it's not a big deal.
	It is what it is.
	Cool.
	But me and Chinaman, we'll keep going.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You guys got this.
	Send me a DM or whatever, Myron, for your girl, okay?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We'll do.
	We'll do.
	We're going to get her better.
	Okay.
	Have a good one.
	Bruh.
	Fucking faggot, man.
	This MCK kid is a fucking homosexual.
	Let me see here.
	You fucking faggot.
	Let's look at his career profile.
	Let's see.
	Yeah, I'm...
	So the best this scrub has ever done, he's made Master 5.
	He's been playing since Season 1.
	And he's still trash!
	How you play nine seasons and they can only hit Master 5?
	You fucking faggot.
	Faggot.
	Faggot.
	Fucking scrub, bro.
	Let me make sure I avoid that fucking bitch-ass faggot.
	Bro, and kids like that that throw games because they don't like what you say to them?
	Bonafide homosexuals.
	Flaming homosexuals.
	I don't like the way you talk to me, so I'm just gonna throw the game.
	You bitch-ass fucking faggot.
	Fucking queer.
	Probably touches himself at night because he's a homosexual.
	Alright, let's fucking start this shit up.
	The Yennefer's on.
	Oh, she is.
	I didn't see her on.
	I don't think you got her friend.
	Send her an invite then.
	them.
	This game, bro, literally has the most bitch-made faggots I've ever seen.
	Ah.
	What?
	What happened, Unifer?
	You good now?
	Oh, she good now.
	SAO ban for Bale's economy.
Team Chat Needed 00:14:00
	Yeah.
	Maybe.
	Thank you.
	Traveling to Nepal All right
	want a team chat every soldier needs a cause Your hair looks brittle, Jack.
	Are you taking your vitamins?
	Once a day just after my steak dinner All right, all right, all right, all right Let's fuck these scrubs up.
	Doom-Headie on the left.
	Got a burr in here, son.
	Tracer, Doomfist.
	Missed his punch because he sucks.
	It's on our health pack.
	Your mic is so loud.
	Holy fuck.
	Join me as you can.
	One shot.
	Doomfist on point.
	One shot.
	One shot.
	Ryan.
	He's one shot.
	One shot.
	Got him.
	All right.
	These kids are trash.
	Watch here Oh my god, I'm cheating today What happened?
	Don't you say that.
	He can die!
	I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die.
	Because we got two hitscans, so we can literally just shoot them while they charge up on point.
	Do him on the left!
	Do him on the left, right now!
	We're coming in on the left.
	Do him one!
	Ryan needs help!
	Ryan needs help!
	Percy, help my Ryan!
	Run, run, run, run, run, run, run with Mercy.
	Who is keep shooting his punch?
	What's going on?
	We're going to be with a skill, never mind.
	Excavation initiation!
	Doofus on our backline.
	Venture gone.
	Venture dead.
	Doom idiot behind us.
	Doom is weak behind us.
	Let's kill him, let's kill him.
	Got him, got him, got him, got him.
	I think this is still winnable.
	Yeah, winnable, winnable.
	Let's push right, Myron.
	Push right, push right, push right.
	Let's go, let's go.
	That's better.
	What do you mean finish, Myron?
	I have three times the headshot hurt.
	laughs Yeah, we go, we go, we go.
	gunshot gunshot gunshot Bro, where's my heal?
	Nevermind, Mercy.
	This Mercy is damaged.
	Can you rest?
	I'm restable, Mercy.
	I'm restable, please!
	No, Brick can't do nothing!
	Brick's with, uh...
	Free.
	This is...
	What the fuck is this?
	Alright, okay I got one Two shaders!
	Dymar, where did you hammer down?
	Gunshot yeah I'm the hacker now can you go Orisa Ah, they're not in the team chat.
	Nevermind.
	He wasn't here and then he left.
	Yo, the tank difference is crazy.
	That's quite the hacker name.
	Bruh.
	They say a Chinese name, they say I'm a hacker.
	Yo Got a good cigar Yo, Zero, are you in shop, bro?
	No, they're a ninja.
	You know what?
	Let me not be toxic.
	I was gonna say stop getting tank-diffed, but he's getting tank-diffed.
	Five, four, three, two, one, round two, capture the objective.
	Uh, alright.
	They think they're gonna beat us.
	What do you think?
	An Eldritch blessing.
	Who needs healing?
	Here's our ante.
	Let's go in the center.
	What is this hog doing?
	Brings on point.
	Brings on point.
	Shield broken.
	Vakri one.
	Vakri one!
	On the right.
	Venture coming on point.
	You're empty.
	Damn.
	Yo, this hog on our team sucks, dude.
	He's just literally still in front of the fucking doom, bro!
	He let him just come at us!
	He's a fucking retard, man!
	I've seen tougher spots.
	I offer something new.
	Okay, watch this.
	No.
	Meteor Strike.
	Your heart is trash, bro.
	You're gonna be fucking trash.
	This is your warning.
	I've got meds.
	Who needs this?
	Yeah, I don't want to play tech.
	I will take it.
	Fucking garbage.
	And this goes to show, like, if you got a bad tank, you pretty much lost, bro.
	Dude, can't grace-raise, he's getting dipped hard as fuck.
	Look, he can't even hook, he can't do nothing.
	Look at him!
	He's just walking past the fucking Doofus!
	He ain't doing nothing!
	Doom has won.
	Macrius won Incredible.
	Incredible.
	In-fucking-credible.
	Getting slapped.
	Let us get punched.
	Fucking faggot, man.
	I'm on fire!
	Sigh Sigh Sigh Sigh On the objective, requesting back now.
	Ow, they chased.
	Sigh Sigh I don't know how we kept this, but we did.
	Oh, because he went ball.
	He helped, but, of course, ball.
	Wow!
	Yeah, I saw that.
	They'll regret that.
	Surrender to my will.
	Get in there, get in there.
	The mercry is weak.
	Excavation!
	That's what we wouldn't commit to.
	I got solo ulted.
	I have to play tank, Myron.
	I cannot play DPS. Look at my damage and look at my kill.
	I cannot do more.
	I got fucking trash teammates.
	Yo, this kid got outplayed.
	Look at their tank versus our tank, bro.
	Like, bro, if you lose the tank battle, the game is over, man.
	Like, literally, if you lose the tank battle, it's a fucking wrap, bro.
	Here, yeah, queue up this tank, bro, because we can't fucking do this shit.
	Like, getting retard tanks.
	Then you'll have to play it.
	Uh, no, my tank is slow low.
	Man.
	Yeah, my tank is too low.
	We're gonna kill a very long time.
	Alright.
	Let me switch to the healer then.
	Yeah, healer and DPS. I can play tank.
	Because you guys are...
	My tank is...
	My tank is silver or something like that.
	Oh, one of the kids said he was a diamond tank earlier.
	I don't know man.
	Yeah, I killed a bunch of people, they say I'm a hack, and everybody died on my team.
	Yeah.
Objective Unlocks in 30 Seconds 00:15:28
	Thank you.
	Alright, let's do it!
	sad music sad music
	sad music Every soldier needs a cause.
	I'll protect your friends.
	Powered up.
	All right.
	Switch the team chat.
	Yo.
	Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
	Who's in chat?
	Five.
	Four.
	Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
	All right.
	One.
	We're tanking.
	Objective unlocks in 30 seconds.
	Many's voice
	We need a backup.
	You need to run.
	The enemy has taken the robot!
	Get him back!
	Fuck.
	Don't fist on me here.
	Alright, awesome!
	Here we go!
	You one of those?
	Fucking...
	Keep your shield up!
	What you doing?
	Keep your shield up!
	Bro, is this guy down?
	Don't fist over there.
	Don't fist over there.
	No don't shoot.
	Stay behind me Prince.
	Hanzo below.
	Hanzo by the bus station on the left.
	Doofus behind up top.
	Mercy won!
	Our attack is a retard.
	Our tank is a retard.
	I can't do nothing.
	I've seen tougher spots.
	Our tank is a retard.
	Yeah, no.
	Tank, shut the fuck up.
	You're griefing.
	Respectfully, you're griefing.
	Just fucking cool off and...
	It's all good.
	Those griefings?
	I got advice though.
	We're together.
	Soldier on- uh, doofus on the left.
	Soldier one, soldier one.
	Dude's got nothing.
	I'm dead.
	Doofus right here, Doofus right here.
	Hammer them down, Ryan, so we can kill them.
	He don't got it.
	But Perez, Doom's got nothing.
	Don't let her rez.
	She rez them.
	Okay, soldier.
	He's dead again because he sucks.
	Let's push this shit up.
	Konzo.
	Let's go, man!
	The rooms are fucking terrible.
	I don't even know how they pushed it up that far.
	Amplifying your power!
	We got split for, like, the whole thing.
	Um...
	Damn!
	Discharged.
	Hold her.
	He's up top right.
	Thank you.
	Come get healed.
	Doom only has...
	nothing.
	I'm gonna rez it.
	He's one.
	Thank you, Virgo.
	Hank, back up.
	Well, that's unfortunate.
	They'll regret that.
	Where there's smoke, there's fire.
	Res the Hanzo.
	Res the Hanzo.
	The enemy has seen my direction.
	Come back, Mare.
	Enemy has the robot.
	Initiate search and rescue.
	Come back, Maren.
	Doomfist can catch you in like one second.
	I'm coming back.
	Bro, I... I didn't hear her.
	Oh, come on.
	Doomfist came out of room.
	We have no healers.
	Yeah, our tank is a trash.
	Bro, you just died on the left by yourself.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Like, the tank is bad.
	Shut up.
	Shut up, shut up, shut up.
	You're bad.
	Did I talk to you?
	Yeah, you're talking to everybody, because you're using your mic.
	I talk to you.
	What's now?
	What you gonna do?
	You get kicked all game because you're both bad.
	I don't know what you want from me.
	What you gonna do now?
	What you gonna do now?
	Oh, you get to die again.
	You killed by Doom again.
	Shut your fucking mouth.
	I can't get away with it.
	It's almost like I have a Moira who's in their back line and a Reinhardt who doesn't know how to play the game.
	You're 6 and 7!
	You're 6 and 7!
	I'm doing better than you!
	You're 6 and 7, man!
	You're 6 and 7!
	I'm doing better than you!
	I'm a healer!
	Shut your fucking mouth!
	2.3k healing!
	Thanks, man.
	GG. Yeah!
	What the happened?
	Look at your damage!
	3k damage?!
	Oh my fucking god, you're so good!
	And you talked to me!
	Cheers.
	Yep, this is fucking terrible.
	Ah, man.
	Let me look up that McCree, because he wasn't good either, bro.
	Let me look here.
	6 and 7!
	This is the best he can do.
	He's fucking terrible.
	Hold on, let me look this thing up real quick.
	What is it?
	Yeah, he doesn't open his profile.
	Of course it's hidden.
	Bro, when dudes have their shit hidden, you already know they're trash.
	Bro, he doesn't speak to the tank.
	Just speak to me.
	I'm Moira.
	I do more damage than him.
	I kill more people than him.
	And this dude is still talking trash.
	I don't know, man.
	Give me one sec, give me one sec.
	Yeah, I swapped my VPN real fast.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I'm American now.
	Alright.
	Welcome to America.
	Alright, we need a tank.
	Chat, we need a fucking tank, nigga.
	Who's is ready?
	Because we've been getting sorry-ass people on our team.
	You guys have obviously seen me, Chinaman, and Yennefer play.
	Yeah, if we don't got a tank, I can switch to end.
	I think end is a diamond tank.
	Your favorite don't got people.
	I guess we gotta just queue up again, fuck it.
	Plus, keep in mind that we're getting ranked up with higher kids because Yennefer is a, uh, she's a diamond on this account.
	Diamond?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah.
	We're playing against diamond players right now.
	Which is fine.
	I don't mind it.
	Yeah.
	When this game's over, I can switch to end.
	I can't play tank Oh Myron, the Arab?
	The Arab chick.
	Jungle Queen.
	Do you know?
	Oh, Mary's not there.
	No, I'm here.
	I'm here.
	Someone in the chat saying that I pander to white supremacists.
	No, you know what I pander to?
	I pander to fucking comedy.
	And the reality is a lot of people are pussies and they get fucking offended by racist jokes.
	And I think racist jokes are the funniest thing ever, bro.
	That's exactly why I go...
	Do all the other shit.
	Because racism is funny, despite what you fucking faggots say because we live in this woke-ass world.
	Give me one sec, guys.
	I'm gonna cancel the queue first.
	Maren, we got a tanker player.
	Oh, we do?
	Alright, invite him in.
	Invite him in.
	Give me, like, two minutes.
	Okay.
	It's the Arab girl when we play. . .
	. .
	. .
	Hello, hello.
	Hello?
	Can I play tank?
	Hello.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Wait for it.
	The build is doing something right now.
	Yeah.
	Wait for a bit.
	Okay.
	Yeah, man.
	It's better than nothing, man.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	We kill with...
	When I play with Myron, we meet...
	She's not a bad tank.
	It's not micro.
	It's not micro, man.
	Thank you.
	I don't even know her.
	Yeah.
Phone Number Verification 00:02:26
	I heard about my...
	I heard from my friend.
	Are you Arab?
	Are you Spanish?
	Oh, never mind.
	Yeah.
	No, man, it's not because the American server.
	Because I don't have an American phone number, so I cannot verify my account with my phone number.
	The rumble doesn't take a Chinese phone number.
	So I cannot type.
	I only can see the videos and the chats.
	Who are we waiting for?
	We're waiting for the bills, the party leader.
	Oh, he's back, he's back, he's back.
	I was going to say he walked away.
Sneakle Stream Obsession 00:02:54
	The fuck?
	He said give him like two minutes.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	He's coming back.
	He's coming back.
	It's not bad.
	It's just...
	And I cannot type in the wrong button.
	Don't.
	Mary or Sneakle in the chat.
	Mary in another room tweeting.
	What do you think about Sneakle?
	I like Sneakle.
	I watch a lot about Sneakle stream.
	I watch a lot of Sneakle stream.
	I like Snickle.
	I know about a blueberry and a lot of beans.
	I like Snickle.
	I like Snickle.
	Oh, man.
	Crap.
	I'm just a viewer viewer.
	You like CCP?
	What is CCP?
	I don't know.
	I think it's American terms for something.
Oh Chinese Girl's Typing 00:06:20
	Maybe I know in the Chinese.
	Chinese Communist Party.
	Oh, oh, oh.
	Oh, oh, oh, oh. oh.
	Oh, oh, oh.
	I like a Chinese girl.
	Why not?
	I like a Chinese girl.
	To be honest, they're not doing a bad job.
	If you go to China, you can see.
	Oh, my bad.
	My bad then.
	I think he's gonna take a lot of time.
	He said two minutes.
	He said two minutes, but I think it's gonna take a longer time.
	Okay, you can wait.
	He doesn't take that long.
	Oh, he's back!
	He's back!
	He's back!
	Sorry, guys.
	I was sending a couple of tweets.
	You know, a lot of Warpah, the guy, the sound effects, you know?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah.
	No shit, we got a game.
	you Thank you.
	Prepare to attack.
	Select your hero.
	I'm switching the team.
	Let's do it.
	Oh my god!
	Wake up!
	We won!
	We broke the guy.
	Oh my god.
	The first game?
	Well, we'll get a faster one on this one.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I mean, that's cool, pretty impressive, bro.
	You've made Master and GM a few times it seems.
	On healer.
	Yeah.
	So I said, oh, he's a good player.
	I invite her in.
	He's actually, yeah, he's not bad.
	Is it a girl or a dude?
	Who's this?
	It's a girl.
	What the hell?
	Impossible.
	Spanish girl.
	Spanish girl?
	What the fuck?
	Yeah.
	Impossible.
	She must have a man playing Yeah, she's a Spanish girl I can't hear anything she's saying if she's talking.
	No, she's typing.
	She's typing.
	She got a mic.
	I don't know why she doesn't talk.
	Yeah, yeah, we're talking about your ranks.
	We say you gone to GM before, very impressive.
	Yeah, she said...
	Yeah, yeah, we're good If we're playing you need a talker, okay every soldier Because we need to communicate.
	Doctor, have I really got to eat vegetables?
	It's like crunch, crunch, crunch.
	How long have I got to chew these?
	Oh, what's the record that we got right now, by the way, Chinaman?
	Let me see.
	Yeah.
	I think 16 and 7 or 8.
	Hello?
	Your hair looks brittle, Jack.
	Are you taking your vitamins?
	Once a day, just after my steak dinner.
Run Back, Run Fast 00:15:20
	Uh, 16 and 8.
	5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
	Maybe 7.
	7 or 8.
	I think so.
	Alright, alright, alright.
	Incredible.
	Alright.
	Pick up your fate, you drunk.
	Thanks, Doc.
	Mario Biotics deployed.
	Forbizalf.
	I'm going for you for a second.
	Ah, man, this fucking Torb is just spamming.
	No skill involved.
	Still got some fight in me.
	He's one, he's one, he's one.
	I'm asleep.
	I can't- can we walk in?
	Can we walk in?
	One dead, one dead, one dead.
	Heal me, heal me, heal me, please!
	He can't get you, he can't get you.
	Walk in, come on, come on, come on.
	Walk in, it's okay.
	I got hills right here on point.
	I got slow.
	Nice.
	Is that Moira?
	Far up.
	Nice, nice for us.
	Is that Venture?
	Back up back up back up back!
	Ah!
	There we go Don't press in there, fuck Venture's weak running Toriyon Toriyon Toriyon Toriyon Nice!
	Nice!
	Nice pull!
	You dead?
	We can't kill them all!
	We can't kill them all!
	Oh fuck!
	Follow me, I'll help you.
	Yep All right, yeah, follow me on high ground.
	Yep I'm not high ground too I see a hot fire That's on us up here.
	Let's run, let's run, let's run.
	We'll be back in a second.
	Oh, what?
	can't get away with you me kill me kill me him nice big your perps Doomfist on here!
	Doomfist can die!
	Nice!
	Can I push?
	Can I push?
	Let's catch you, my sights!
	No, this is him, this is him!
	Heal me, heal me!
	Catch him!
	Turret down.
	You guys are purple.
	Nice.
	Nice tank, oh my god.
	We got a good tank!
	I don't know if he lives.
	We're right now.
	It's okay, it's okay.
	Don't die, they have sights on you.
	He's got sights on you.
	I'll be back.
	We're down healer.
	Come back a bit.
	Okay.
	I might be able to resist it.
	Let's run, let's run.
	Don't rest, don't rest.
	Let's run, let's run, let's run, let's run.
	Come back, come back, come back.
	Oh my god.
	Moira, why don't you heal me?
	I can't live there.
	You're in front of ten people, bro!
	No, I'm behind cover, I'm one!
	You said, oh, that's run, and then you ran out in the open, dude.
	No!
	What?
	What do you mean?
	Just go kick over.
	Hold on, hold on, I'll have beam on you.
	There you go.
	It's going down main.
	Get ready for Arisa to ult.
	Can you ult?
	Okay, one moment.
	Here we go.
	Oh my god, my bad, my bad, my bad.
	Next time, next time.
	Don't use anything, don't use anything.
	My bad, my bad.
	I saw you already getting it I can't take control Take cover, take cover Yeah, yeah, hold on, I'm coming to you They have sights down, man Can you ult?
	Yeah, I'm going I need heal, I need heal behind You can't rest, can't rest I'm gonna rest this I'm looking at me, I need power I can't see you I can't see you I don't have rats, I used it.
	What is that coming?
	What is that coming?
	No, no, no, no, no, there's another one.
	Oh my god, heal me a bit.
	Come back, Myron.
	Bro, what the fuck, man?
	Come there.
	Let's go.
	deploying.
	Oh, are you fucking kidding me?
	What is an ability?
	They have sights on me.
	Oh Jesus.
	I'm dead.
	Oh, next to me.
	Careful, just back.
	We lost that fight.
	He's won.
	I'm fighting.
	We can still win.
	We can still win!
	Help!
	Help Zarya!
	Nice!
	Nice pick!
	Nice pick!
	Nice!
	Get on the payload!
	Mari shoot the torch!
	Hold on!
	It's gone, it's gone.
	It's an enemy!
	Oh, yeah!
	That lagmail looks so bad.
	Piece of pie.
	We can still win!
	No healer!
	Oh yeah!
	Okay, I'm gonna kill her.
	We're coming back.
	Okay.
	Oh, we're not gonna touch.
	Oh, fuck.
	Head on C. Score.
	Two to zero.
	Switching sides
	Switching sides
	Alright, we gotta full hold these kids.
	Every soldier needs a cause.
	Hey there!
	Safety's off.
	It's a cruel world out there.
	How's it going?
	Hey!
	Don't ever forgive us for what we did in Hanamura.
	Those people were criminals.
	And so were we.
	What was the record again, Chinaman?
	We must all have our hearts worth fighting for.
	Five, four, three, two, one.
	Attackers incoming.
	Defend Objective A. Widow, one, honestly.
	Widow, so low.
	Kill icon, RTP. We're down a healer.
	Res, Anna.
	Res, Anna.
	I'm gonna try, but the Widow.
	Widow, down.
	I'm on you, I'm on you.
	Widow got our healer again, I can't res.
	Let's run back.
	Let's run back.
	We're down here.
	We're down here.
	Okay.
	Let's five point.
	it's five point Enemy torrents Move up with me Enemy torrents Oh, I'm asleep Torb is in the room To the left.
	I'm really real there.
	One dead.
	Threw down on her team.
	Push up.
	No!
	She got vision.
	I got it.
	You're anti.
	What is an out?
	Zarya 1, Zarya 1 on the lock, Zarya 1!
	Zarya 1 on the left!
	Thank you, thank you, thank you.
	Good shit, good shit.
	Nice tank, nice tank.
	Good tank, good tank.
	Oh my god.
	You don't know what we've been through over the last couple games.
	They got rid of the Widow.
	They got rid of the Widow.
	That's even better.
	They got a Bastion though.
	Bastion is weak on the right.
	Torb, Torb?
	Torb's coming on point.
	Oh, Zarya's on me!
	Damn.
	Oh, sorry.
	It's so low.
	Oh.
	That's up.
	Ready for duty.
	We could probably back up.
	We're not going to be able to.
	We can back up though.
	There are three people on me.
	Oh yeah, hello.
	Be careful, they got a lot of damage.
	Question low.
	Oh No What?
	Bastion 1.
	Bastion 1.
	I've got you in my sights.
	Nice visor.
	Create some space.
	Push them off the payload.
	Zarya weak in there.
	Zarya weak in castle.
	Come back, come back, come back!
	No, no, no, no, no!
	There's a two to the left.
	Just be careful.
	Intercept that Kralon.
	Uh, Zarya here on the side of the castle.
	You surrender to my will.
	Ana one shot in the fucking cave in there, right?
	One dead On point on point on point on point on point on point dead I'm getting low.
	Okay, nice.
	Nice.
	Just stay on high ground.
	We got this.
	Okay.
	My ultimate is almost ready.
	Powered up.
	Posting your damage.
	Where did he miss him?
	I mean...
	They're pushing me!
	Oh, they're all low!
	Oh, shit!
	I didn't know they were on the second floor of the castle, guys!
	Fuck.
	Thank you.
	I got the rest.
	Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Zarya's Big Dagger 00:15:35
	Nice.
	Averlo Zara!
	Very low Zarya!
	Behind!
	In the castle!
	In the castle!
	Kill him!
	Kill him!
	You got this!
	You got this!
	Nice!
	Nice dagger!
	Oh my god!
	That's so big!
	Oh my god, that's too big!
	Oh my god!
	Notes!
	Your team is out!
	laughs Oh.
	Oh, fuck.
	Fuck.
	You're fine.
	He's not.
	Go, go, go, go, go, go.
	Watch out for that!
	Oh, Mercy on the top of the castle!
	Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
	Turric on!
	We'll be on one!
	I'm just shooting him in the back.
	One bit.
	I'm on you.
	Zarya's looking at me.
	Zarya's looking at me.
	She's won, she's won, she's won, Zarya.
	Oh my god, we win.
	Good stuff.
	Bra.
	You can only endorse two people?
	Yes.
	I don't know that.
	Bruh.
	But at least you get to endorse your friends now.
	That's nice.
	That's true.
	Nice man.
	We got a competent tank.
	Yeah, it makes a big difference, isn't it?
	Yeah.
	Alright, 17 and 8.
	I'm gonna just sit on high ground from now on and be a pain in ass.
	Off angle.
	Damage, damage.
	Oh, what the fuck?
	I'm stuck?
	Bruh, the Punisher say I'm Sok.
	I guess I'm Sok.
	Yeah, play whatever you want, man.
	I'm going to team chat.
	Doomfist, ADI and Widow.
	And push the Widow, okay?
	They got no heal thing anymore.
	Hydra low.
	Maki, Maki.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Doomfist can't die.
	Life weaver, you saved them.
	Oh, what?
	Wow, I got sniped, I got sniped.
	Cool.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	Can we cap a point?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Let's cap a point first.
	We're on high ground, can you go for him, Kiva?
	Okay.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, I can't.
	Oh nevermind.
	I got pushed away though.
	I'm shooting Doom.
	They got a McCree too.
	Climb, Climb, Climb, Climb!
	Pushed on a Climb.
	Oh no.
	I got a heal up for you.
	Can you kill me?
	Moira can you kill me?
	Moira can you kill me?
	I'm going to die.
	Wait on one shot.
	Wait on.
	Wait on dead.
	What?
	I'm going to die.
	Don't die though.
	One dead.
	One dead.
	Where's that?
	Where's that?
	Where's that how?
	Fuck.
	McCree, McCree, McCree, we're running on their hill.
	Yo, uh, he was getting help.
	Okay, they got walls, they got walls, they got walls, they got walls, hi.
	Oh, sorry, I know.
	Oh my god.
	Oh, Widow in the window, Widow in the window!
	I'm arrestable, I'm arrestable.
	Oh, never mind, never mind.
	Don't die.
	No, I'm dead.
	I'm dead.
	Nice, Myron.
	Zarya on point with McCree.
	We help.
	It's a new.
	Hand life, Weaver!
	It's a new one.
	Uh They got Zarya on the right They're trying to come.
	Yeah.
	Over there.
	Left the floor.
	Oh my gosh.
	Go left, go left, go left Zarya, I'm showing Zarya from the side Zarya now over, Zarya now over, Zarya now over.
	Zarya one, Zarya one.
	I'm pretty weak too.
	I got one!
	No!
	I'm too team.
	Ready for new team.
	Let's group up.
	Barrels of smoke.
	You're sniper.
	Get your head down or lose it.
	The Zara is following me!
	They don't got a tank!
	They don't got a tank!
	No.
	We got him.
	I swapped.
	I swapped.
	I swapped the Widow too.
	Come back, man.
	Come back.
	Don't die to Widow.
	Fuck.
	McCree 1.
	One more three one on their team.
	Yeah.
	Nice, nice!
	Getting the point!
	Here, McCree, McCree, one!
	And push.
	Oh, fuck.
	I need to do more.
	There's three people on me.
	Oh, we're in the thick of it now.
	Alright, this is still one of them, man.
	The eye will not fail.
	The hand will not flinch.
	Five, four, three, two, one.
	Round two.
	Capture the objective.
	Achieve victory by any means necessary.
	They got Widow now on their team too.
	They got Sigma on point.
	He's about half.
	Yeah.
	Sigma's about half.
	I got Widow.
	Nice.
	Sigma's low.
	Sigma on point weak?
	Yep, it's low.
	Lifebeaver saved his ass of course Oh my god I got it I got it We don't want I'm backing up I'm backing up Sniper
	Get your head down or lose it.
	You got Zarya now too?
	Yeah.
	Zarya, help me, help me, help me!
	I need a heal!
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I got heals right here.
	Heals right here.
	Zara, I can die!
	Zara, I won!
	What?
	Baptiste, weak!
	Don't follow me, don't follow me.
	I'm not, I'm just giving you a little heal.
	Thank you, thank you.
	Oh, I'm so low.
	Oh, thank you.
	Ah!
	Widow.
	I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
	Bro, you guys get killed by Widow again?
	I should kill her faster, my bad.
	Can we kill the Widow team?
	I need Tracer or Sombra.
	I can't play D.Va.
	Come back, Mare.
	the Widow can one shot I will swap the Tracer Win, win, win.
	Baptiste on the left.
	Baptiste on the left.
	He's half.
	Yeah.
	He's weak.
	Baptiste dead.
	Good shit.
	Nice.
	That's a pick.
	I got a visor.
	I'm gonna push in with it.
	Push in with a visor.
	I'm on him.
	I need heal.
	I need heal.
	Nice.
	Down one to down two.
	Getting the point.
	I got it.
	I got it.
	Zarya on the left.
	Behind!
	Oh my fucking god, we let F.P. run to him.
	That's his on the right.
	Kirit kirit kirit, goombak.
	Don't die first, Yannick.
	Let the Kipunune guide you.
	I'm back.
	Push, push, push, push, push.
	Push, push, push, push.
	Push, push, push.
	No, fuck.
	I need heal, I need heal, I need heal, I need heal!
	Three on the right, three on the right, three on the right.
	Zarya on point too, Zarya on point.
	Can you guys push Zarya?
	She's dead.
	If Zarya's charged up, don't be dead.
	She's on the point the whole fucking time, man.
	Kill this bitch.
	She's a hundred percent charge.
	- I can't jump. - I can't jump. - I can't jump. - Get in the point! - Kill me a bit. - Kill me a bit.
	Yeah, look at me, look at me.
	I can't, I can't get to you.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Bro, how is this Zarya dead?
	Left, left, left!
	Oh my god, can I rest?
	Are they all looking at you?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, rest.
	Yeah, it's too late, it's too late!
	It's too late!
	Thank you.
	I have to do everything.
	No big, no big, no big, no big, no big, with all...
	Whoa, whoa, what the fuck?
	One dead?
	I'm dead.
	Oh Some dirt on it I couldn't fucking take the positions I wanted to take, man.
	Report our cast!
	Cheating!
	What?
	Is this cast cheating?
	Bro.
	Yeah, I'll go Tracer.
	But I I don't have to change it I Don't have time to change it Because I kill everybody and I'm flanking on the side.
	When I die, I still get old.
	Yeah, maybe it's my bad.
	I have to do more.
	Nah, me too.
	I should've done better too.
	That fucking Widow denied me the angles that I wanted.
Take Care Of Each Other 00:06:36
	Oh my god, they're talking trash again.
	Man, the last guy talking trash?
	He gonna want me, want me?
	He still doesn't want me, want me now.
	This Asian man gotta shut the fuck up.
	- team prepare your defenses select your hero I message that guy every day your You're the same.
	You're only talking shit in the chat.
	Bruh.
	Hmm.
	Someone needs to fill this saddle.
	Hey, I heard you chase Doomfist out of Numbani.
	Making a coward run is no challenge.
	We could have used you in the old days.
	Take care of each other out there.
	Oh, God.
	I think this will be my last game, guys.
	I got right off the plane from L.A., did my...
	Oh, shit.
	Five, four, three, two, one.
	Attackers incoming.
	Defend Objective A.
	Be uplifted!
	Get those hostiles!
	Soldier!
	In the train You can rest you can rest Thank you.
	Soldier ran.
	What's the cooldown on rest again?
	Uh, like 30 seconds.
	Okay, 28.
	Okay, Hogg is going uptime.
	Hawk on top.
	Anana no sleep?
	Hawk on top.
	Help our Arisa?
	I don't know, Nave?
	Ah, gosh.
	I don't know, Sleep?
	This soldier's a fucking faggot, man.
	Can we touch or not?
	Just try it, try it, try it.
	No, they got it.
	Look at me!
	I'm looking.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He...
	No.
	She got healed.
	My bad.
	Hog ran away.
	Hog on the right.
	Hog on the right.
	Get ready.
	Go high ground, Myron.
	They're not safe there.
	Hog, this is easy.
	Go.
	Let me just get on it.
	Hog.
	Uh, okay.
	Okay.
	There, there, there.
	Stop.
	Keep running, man.
	Keep running.
	You're not sitting there man.
	Build up DPS.
	Confiar, confiar, confiar.
	Bob!
	Look Push some payload Ana!
	Kill Ana!
	Kill Ana!
	Only Ana!
	Oh no!
	Bro.
	I went to the Ana, bro, and there was a fucking Roadhog right there.
	Oh, fuck, I'm dead.
	I'm...
	Okay, I'm gonna...
	The payload has reached the channel.
	He's anti-healed on the right.
	No rest there, no rest there.
	Got her, I got her.
	She has E and T.
	She said- She said- Tap I don't sleep.
	Oh my gosh.
	makes a lot of damage makes a lot of damage I'm dead.
	makes a lot of damage We got a Denti now?
	Uhhh.
	makes a lot of damage makes a lot of damage makes a lot of damage makes a lot of damage What?
Breathes, Unstoppable Still 00:08:58
	WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! We didn't touch it, man.
	That's why.
	Because we didn't want to get hooked, so we were obviously playing distance.
	Hmm...
	Gasp Gasp What?
	Every soldier needs a cause.
	Thank you.
	Think you can keep up?
	To find success, we must search in harmony.
	To find success, we must search in harmony.
	Helping those in need is its own reward.
	You call it?
	Feeling spry.
	Before we go out there, I gotta warn ya.
	I'm gonna yell at ya a lot.
	Not because I don't like ya, but because I care, or any of that.
	It's just because I'm really good at this.
	Capture Objective A.
	Alright.
	I'm gonna be good at this.
	Nah.
	I have a Zen now?
	Hog is coming!
	Up!
	Hog on me! Hog is one, Hog is one, Hog is one!
	Wh-what?
	It lagged and it just threw me in the room.
	Yeah, I know.
	I understand We don't have here Oh Who needs healing?
	Oh my god, can we push a bit?
	Can we push a bit, please?
	A free one, a free one!
	Hog, hog down!
	Soldier on top left.
	Soldier in here.
	I'm gonna rest the tank.
	Go.
	Here.
	Hog is coming my way?
	I think...
	Excuse me.
	They wasted ults.
	Idiots.
	Don't waste an ults.
	Always not. Always not.
	Good choice.
	I'm with you, I'm with you The only thing I got I think they got right now is probably a overclock is the last thing they have They wasted like three or four.
	I got ready.
	I really feel the heat.
	I'm ahead.
	I'm on the payload.
	Move it out.
	They got ass now.
	Half spawn.
	I got a gun.
	Tactical termination.
	Clog up top.
	Bad Hog up top, hog up top!
	Game check!
	Uh, uh, what?
	Alright.
	One runner back.
	Alright.
	Group up.
	Lost everybody I got a visor we can use Oh no!
	Right now, how about...3?
	You guys ready?
	I'm going right for the healers.
	I'm feeling unstoppable.
	If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
	Where there's smoke, there's fire.
	Sosha in one, Sosha!
	Still got some fight in here.
	This heart is annoying.
	No hook, no hook on the heart.
	I'm under attack!
	Oh!
	There he is on the left.
	Okay.
	Breathes Breathes Breathes Breathes Soldier on me?
	Come back, come back, come back, come back!
	Breathes Breathes We kill Hog?
	They're all right there man, these fucking dudes.
	Soldier on the left?
	Breathes Breathes Soldier on...
	Breathes Breathes Breathes Breathes Breathes Breathes Aaaaah what the...
	Breathes Breathes I cannot do more Cannot do more 60 seconds They're gonna start looking at me.
	Hogg here, looking at me.
	He missed his hook.
	Got him.
	Thank you.
	Let's go.
	Let's go.
	Push this shit.
	Ana.
	Healers.
	Let's go.
	I'm on soldier.
	He's running.
	He's running.
	Push payload.
	Push payload.
	He's running like the little bitch that he is.
	Hog?
	Don't get a hook.
	He has no hook.
	He has no hook.
	He's coming up top middle I rub some Let's go.
	In touch.
	Ow.
	Well, their hog carried them on that one, dude.
	The rest of them were fucking garbage, man.
	Play of the game.
	Stick with it!
	Bro, what?!
	What is that?
	Yeah.
	That's it for me, guys.
	I'm off.
	It was fun though.
	We'll play it later tonight after I film.
	What is that shot?
	Man, I'm off today.
	Yeah, bro.
	We getting off, man.
	Alright, guys.
	It was good playing.

Chapters

00:00:01 Flashpoint Unlocks!
00:14:54 Beep Beep McCreery
00:30:17 Fucking Carried
00:45:35 Overwatch Fiascos
01:00:37 Sigma One Alert!
01:15:50 Big Anti Battle
01:23:28 Struggle and Insults
01:29:17 Sounds Of Attack
01:44:49 Sk Sk Sk
02:00:06 Be Careful About Your Position
02:15:32 Sombra Might Cap
02:31:11 Go Long On Debate
02:36:43 June's Legendary Fight
02:41:35 Round One, Capture Objective
02:52:45 Wechat Whisperings
02:55:33 Show And Tell
03:01:33 Going Top Gas Station
03:15:02 Goddamn Good Silverado
03:17:56 Comparing Tattoos to Hormone Damage
03:20:33 Team Chat Chaos
03:36:07 Win 10 Games
03:37:52 Team Wipe Shenanigans
03:43:32 Domination Requests
03:47:16 Fragile Promises
04:02:41 Pick Your Roles Carefully
04:13:47 Sarah's Toxic Banter
04:24:35 Monkey One, Danger In Thailand
04:29:19 Organizing Boxers
04:38:43 Sim Sim, Gunshots Joking
04:46:13 No One Can Hide
04:49:49 Monkey Bubble Alert
05:05:06 Orisa's Strategic Play
05:20:40 Unifer's Frustration
05:27:39 Team Chat Needed
05:41:39 Objective Unlocks in 30 Seconds
05:56:52 Phone Number Verification
05:59:04 Sneakle Stream Obsession
06:01:43 Oh Chinese Girl's Typing
06:07:48 Run Back, Run Fast
06:22:54 Zarya's Big Dagger
06:38:14 Take Care Of Each Other
06:44:35 Breathes, Unstoppable Still