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April 18, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
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Fresh&Fit After Hours w/ Girls
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Thank you.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Professional Podcast, man, part three of the 3P. Let's get into it.
Let's go.
What did you do?
What money cares, bro?
Get out.
It's a night.
Kind of like a.
In the night.
No control.
Get out.
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
All right.
And we are live.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to Fresh Your Podcast, After Hours Edition.
We're joined with some lovely ladies.
This is part three of the three PAs.
You guys know I've had a long day today, man.
I did time on our stream on Overwatch, destroying people.
We went, I think, like 23 and 11?
11?
Damn.
23 and 11?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, you slept at like 3 in the afternoon.
Yeah, man.
Nah, I didn't even sleep, bro.
I was up the whole time.
You didn't sleep?
Yeah, I was listening to a fucking interview.
Whatever.
Anyway, and then we did the interview with The Quartering, and then we just had Dom Lucaron.
That was lit.
And now we are here for the after-hour show, man.
The grind does not stop, man.
I tell y'all all the time, we're number one podcast in the fucking world.
And it's for a reason.
Number one meds self-approved podcast.
Rumble.com slash FreshFit.
Also, CastleClub.tv.
Check us out over there, guys.
We got a party.
Not a party.
We got a live show.
Live show.
We got both.
We're giving y'all both.
April 26th, man.
Live event.
You guys will go ahead and get to pull up and meet us in person.
We have three different ticketeers.
We got general admission, upper level, and then we also got the VIP. If you want to go ahead and join in on the boat party, the yacht party, which is a huge yacht.
I think we got some pictures of it, by the way.
It's a fucking meg yacht.
It's not like a regular yacht.
It's one of these big-ass ones right here, man.
It's going to be a good time, guys.
It's only $500 to get in there, and if you guys get the discount code SINGLEMOM, you'll save 10% off.
Exactly.
You know.
You let him hit it wrong.
You let him have second thoughts.
Oh, man.
Haters are going to hate, but we're able to go ahead and make something happen.
There you go.
But yeah, go check it out, guys.
Live show April 26th is going to be late.
I think VIP is almost gone.
Almost gone.
So you guys are going to have to get GA or the upper.
So check us out over there, guys, April 26th.
That's going to be next Friday right here in Miami, Florida.
It's going to be Miami Beach to be exact.
Somewhere on Collins Avenue.
Yeah.
Something like that.
It's going to be a good time.
It's going to be a good time.
So, Chris, if you don't mind.
Go ahead.
What's up, my girls?
So far, no headaches, man.
That was quiet for the past 10 minutes.
It was a night and day difference between last show.
Last show was crazy.
It was like Jerry, Section 8 version, man.
I don't know, but guys...
They were fighting, and it wasn't even us.
Yeah, it wasn't even us.
You guys were like, look at them.
I was scared for my life, bro.
I was scared.
Yeah.
Well, didn't one of them have a gun?
Allegedly.
First comes, it says, I'm sure I'm sure the gun.
I'm like, Chris.
Yeah, it's every day, bro.
Every day.
We do this shit every day, man.
What the hell, man?
We're on Facebook at this point.
Chris handled it, though.
Yo, handled it, man.
I'm like, bro.
Nigga, I'm chilling.
I'm chilling, bro.
All right, nigga.
No, you are chilling, man.
You are fucking nervous.
You came in and your eyes were all open.
You're good.
Yeah, but why do you have to tell the girls in the chat, though?
Who?
Okay, never mind.
W, Chris in the chat.
Listen, man, we do a lot, man.
Anyways, ladies, DM me in the IG. Aaron T. Foxen.
I'm the only niggas with IG that matters.
Sorry.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
So, uh, shout out to the girls on the panel, man.
Let's make it happen.
If you guys are wondering where our Instagrams went, we're fucking banned right now.
So we're working on getting them back.
We'll see what the fuck happens, man.
Fucking Instagram.
Fucking losers.
And, uh, ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course.
Your body count.
Welcome back.
My name is Kelsey.
I am 21.
I'm an influencer.
Yes, only fans for a living.
She belongs to the streets.
Alright, alright.
Alright, and then what was the last thing?
Single.
Single.
Dating status.
Okay.
Where are you originally from?
New York.
Alright.
How is your case level completed?
Some college.
I'm about to be done.
I have like one more sem.
Alright, so high school, but you're pursuing your bachelor's degree?
Correct.
In what?
Biomed science.
Alright.
And then you said single.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Alright, and then?
Perf control?
Yes.
Body count?
Uh...
I don't know.
I feel like I would have to, like...
Damn, that's a lot of bodies, bro.
It's over 9,000!
Alright.
Alright, what about you?
What about you?
My name is Julianne.
I'm 25.
I'm a bottle girl slash bartender.
I have a boyfriend.
Wait, where are you from originally?
New Jersey.
Okay, so are you just here visiting?
I live in like Central Florida.
I moved from New Jersey when I was like five.
Okay, so you're somewhere in Orlando area, I guess?
Yeah, close to Tampa.
Okay, and then you said you're a bottle girl and what?
Slash bartender.
Okay, and then you said, highest education level completed?
Some college.
Do you have your associates?
No, I didn't finish.
Okay, so highest completed was the question, so it was high school.
Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
All right, and then you said your relationship was that as a boyfriend.
How long have you been together?
Five years.
Okay.
How'd you guys meet?
Basically, like, high school, but, like, I used to date his friend, and he used to date this other girl.
I don't know, it was just drama.
I don't know.
Interesting.
Wait, so a question.
You never cheated on your man before?
No.
Well, like...
Listen, listen.
Not physically, but it was a little emotional at one point.
Come on, man.
You a bottle girl, man.
You be like...
No, no, no.
Like, no.
That's, like, newer in the relationship.
Like, I wasn't a bottle girl our entire relationship.
Man, she a bad liar, bro.
Okay.
How old is he?
27, 26.
And what does he do?
He sells cars.
Okay.
Alright.
Are your parents still together?
Yes.
Okay.
And then birth control?
I use condoms.
Wait, with your man still?
For five years?
I started with birth control, but I'm all fit now.
I don't take birth control.
We just use condoms sometimes.
Sometimes, great.
Body count?
Five.
Stop the cap!
It's not.
That doesn't mean anything.
That's just making money.
Do we count condoms though?
Oh, shit!
No.
Yeah, you definitely do.
It depends.
Listen, listen.
Wait.
Okay, listen.
If I didn't say five, it would be six, okay?
So it's not like crazy off.
If there's six, it would be 20.
Whatever.
You don't have to believe me.
All right, but I don't believe you.
I have to, bro.
Okay.
I like it.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hi, I'm Ashley.
Hey, y'all!
How old are you, Ashley?
I'm 31.
31?
Okay.
Where are you from?
I was born and raised in Miami, currently in Broward.
Okay.
What do you do for it?
I am a baker.
Oh, shit.
Like, at a bakery?
Yes.
Okay.
What do you...
High's education level completed?
I am a junior in college.
Okay.
What are you majoring in?
Communications.
Okay.
Reason why you went back to college a little bit later in life?
I finished my associates around 20, but I kept jumping majors because I wasn't sure what I was interested in.
But now I have a better idea of that, so I'm back.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents still together?
Yes.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
Condoms when necessary.
Okay, so no birth control.
Yeah, no birth control.
Alright, cool.
Any kids?
I have one.
Oh, okay.
You let him hit it wrong.
You didn't have second thoughts.
Now you're a single mom.
Now you're a single mom.
You said I'm a haddish kid.
Don't care if he's here or not.
Chris with a good question, man.
God damn.
Hey, man.
What's your background? - Yeah.
As in, like, my ethnicity?
Yeah.
My mother is Jamaican, my dad's St.
Lucian.
I figured Jamaican.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
What's your name?
I'm Jazzmarie.
Jazzmarie?
Yeah.
Okay, how old are you?
I'm 22.
Alright, where are you from?
I'm from Massachusetts, but I live in Central Florida, too.
What part of Massachusetts are you from?
I'm Boston.
Oh, wow.
Really?
Okay, like Jamaica Plain.
All around.
You grew up in Jamaica Plain?
Yeah.
Okay, alright, that counts.
That's like the orange line, if I'm not mistaken.
Exactly.
You know it too well, man.
Yeah.
Alright, Jamaica Plain, what do you do for work?
I'm a bartender.
Do you work with her?
No.
She belongs to the street.
You said Central Florida, bartender.
Are you guys friends?
Yes, we're friends.
Yeah, we're friends.
Okay, they're friends.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Highest education level completed, or are you in school?
I'm in school.
I'm getting my associates right now.
In?
English.
Okay.
So y'all both live in like the same town, I guess?
We meet each other.
Okay.
Oh yeah, roommates.
Okay.
Hold on.
Is she faithful?
Keep it a bean.
Yeah, she's faithful.
Oh my gosh.
Nope.
Alright.
Relationship status?
I'm single.
Alright.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Okay.
Birth control?
Yeah, the implant.
Like the nose one on.
Oh shit.
Going hard in the paint.
What's your ethnic background?
I'm Dominican.
Both parents, grandparents, so on.
Kill okay!
Alright, cool.
Body count?
Today?
I'm fucking with you.
It's like 6, 7.
Don't take that serious shot, please.
This week?
No, today.
No, no, today.
Today.
Where did you go to high school?
Because you said you're from Masters, but did you go to high school Masters or did you go to high school here?
No, we're both transplants.
I moved here when I was like 7.
Oh man, you're from Florida, bro.
You ain't from Boston.
I like to rap it.
What about you?
What's your name?
So I'm Laurie.
I'm from England.
Okay, hold on.
Laurie?
Yeah.
Okay.
How old are you?
I'm 27 in three days, so I'm 26 right now.
Okay.
And you said you're from England?
What part of the UK? A place called Leeds.
Oh, okay.
Leeds?
Yeah.
Isn't that where...
God damn it, man.
I think we heard about something with Leeds before.
We had him on the show, man.
Wow, I can't believe I can't fucking remember.
T? Stokesbury?
Oh, yeah.
Is he from there?
I think so.
Maybe.
Could be wrong.
Okay.
Leeds United Kingdom.
Cool.
How far is that from London so people have perspective?
Like four hours away.
Four hours away?
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I'm a business owner in England.
I own a dog training business in England.
I also own a travel agency as well.
Okay.
Question.
Do people still use travel agencies?
It's like a 1980s thing.
Do people still use travel agencies with being able to book your own flights on the internet?
Yeah, they definitely do.
Absolutely.
Is it for specific destinations, do you think?
Like luxury destinations, weddings, honeymoons, solo traveling, group traveling.
Okay, so like, let's say, okay, so, because most people book their stuff online, so like, how would they, what would be the occasion when they're like, okay, I need you to help me?
Yeah, how would they find you?
Yeah, how would they find you and how would they go about it?
A specific destination, so if you wanted to travel to Bali, you wanted a specific thing that you wanted to do in Bali, a specific activity, like I can organize all that for you.
No, no.
I think we're asking like, let's say for example, I'm in the UK. I want to go on vacation.
How would I find you to call you to say, hey, book my stuff for me?
Well, it's building a customer base, like any business.
Like any business that you start, you start from the bottom with no customers.
So referrals then?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
I mean, it's just that, like, because, like, travel agencies, I'm just not trying to shit on you, of course.
I just, I find it interesting because it's, like, how do you keep up with, like, people being able to do it on their own and being able to book flights on their own on the internet.
You just need to travel agency pretty much either that or you go to the airport and, like, book your ticket or buy your ticket right there at the...
I just buy it online.
Yeah, but, like, I'm, like, people buy tickets online.
But I guess maybe for if they got, like, a specific...
Are most of your clients women?
Not necessarily.
Couples, solo travelers, a lot of solo travelers because they need advice on where to go, what to do when they get there to a destination.
Okay.
Out of curiosity, are your solo travelers mostly women?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then if men do book with you, are they in a couple typically?
Yeah.
All right.
Makes sense.
That makes sense, yeah.
That makes a lot of sense.
All right.
And then you said you have a dog training business.
Yeah.
All right.
Cool.
Highest education level completed?
College.
Bachelor's?
No.
Well, in England, they have something different, right?
They have university and then they have college.
They have uni.
No, we have college, then uni.
Okay.
You finish high school at 16, right?
Yeah.
No, it's primary school, college, then uni, right?
No.
No?
Primary school, high school, college, university.
Oh, yeah, okay.
So high school, you're out at 16, and then you go to college.
And then that's, what, two years?
Yeah.
And then you're done at 18?
Yeah.
Okay.
But is it mandatory to go to college in the UK? No, you can get a job.
Once you leave school, you're free to go.
Okay.
So I'd say maybe the functional equivalent is like a...
Or then how long would you go to university for then?
Four years?
Depends what you study.
Yeah.
Between like three, four, five years.
That's a semi-associate degree equivalency in the United States probably.
That's not hard.
Okay.
So, okay then.
So I'll just put college, UK. All right.
And then are you in a relationship status?
In a relationship.
All right.
How long have you been together?
Six months.
It's a new relationship.
How'd you meet?
Long story.
So I went solo traveling.
I came out of an eight-year relationship and came solo traveling.
In Bali?
No, not in Bali.
I went to Spain and then I came to the States.
And yeah, met my boyfriend now.
So you met him in Spain?
No, I met him here.
I actually met his mom in Spain.
Oh!
And then I came to the States.
What did his mom say, like, hey, I got a great sun for you in the United States.
Come on now!
You gotta go.
Mom kind of played Cupid, but I wasn't looking for a relationship.
I just got out of an eight-year relationship, so I definitely wasn't looking for one.
Okay.
And then we met, we vibed, and now we're in a relationship.
Imagine your mom is your wingman.
Listen, I have a great son for you.
Six foot tall, in shape.
I'm just kidding.
All right, so I'm assuming...
Okay, cool.
So you're here visiting him, probably.
Yeah.
Okay.
He's here in Miami, I'm guessing.
Yeah.
Alright, kids?
No.
Okay, go ahead.
Are your parents together?
No.
No?
Okay.
And then birth control?
Condoms.
Okay, so that's a no for you, too.
Okay, and then you said no kids.
And then I'm just going to put your white, right?
Well, I guess your English.
Wait, so eight years, why'd you break up with him?
Or vice versa.
Say that again, sorry?
Eight years, why'd you break up with him?
Because he was a freeloading motherfucker.
It took eight years?
Yeah.
To figure it out?
Uh-huh.
Was he black?
No.
Oh, okay.
Did you guys start the businesses together, or no?
No?
No.
No, it was something you did on your own?
Yeah.
How long have you been running these things for?
Five years and six months.
So five years for the dog business and six months for the travel business.
That's great.
Good job on that.
I'm assuming the dog one is the more, like, that's where most of your money comes from and that's like the main thing?
Yeah.
Yeah, because I could see that as being fairly...
Top three dogs for someone that wants to get a dog.
Gotta be biased, a cocker spaniel, working cocker spaniel, got two, a golden retriever, and a cockapoo.
A cockapoo?
A cockapoo.
That's a lot of cocks, bro.
I've been collecting data on this, which is why I was asking you about the travel agency thing.
I believe that when you talk about lonely travelers or people traveling on their own, most of the time it's almost always females.
It's rarely guys.
So when I first came to the States, I met a lot of people, and most of them were guys traveling alone.
Okay.
And we connected, like, you know, males do do solo traveling as well as females, like, It's not just females who solo travel.
Yes, females do solo travel and they probably, you know, want that security of booking through a travel agency.
Yeah.
But men do it as well because, you know, if you've not done it before, you need the guidance, you need the advice, you need to know where to go, you need to know what to do, you need to know where to meet people.
Interesting.
Passport bros or passport holes?
Okay.
Lovely.
Yeah.
What about you?
My name is Tanisha.
Tanisha?
Tanisha.
Oh, Tanisha.
But you can call me Tammy.
Okay.
How old are you?
I'm 25.
I just turned 25 last month.
Okay.
Where are you from?
I'm Brazilian and Guyanese.
What's going on, boy?
But where are you from, though?
I was born in Brazil.
I lived there about two years, and then I moved to Guyana.
I was there for five years, and then I moved here.
So where did you go to high school?
Miami?
Yes.
Okay.
You don't have an accent, though.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
Yeah, because I covered it.
But I can definitely put it on if I wanted to.
So it's me in Guyanese.
We want to say it.
Okay, yeah.
Bumblecock!
What do you do for work?
I am a dispatcher for a logistics company, and I also am a Twin Peaks girl on the side.
Twin Peaks?
Okay.
That's the Hooters of skill.
They're all over Texas.
I didn't see many in Florida, though.
It's Pembroke Pines, and I think one is in a Mermar?
No, Doral.
Doral?
Just open in Doral.
I went there once.
Pembroke Pines is fire.
Yeah, it is fire.
Should definitely come back.
Nah nigga, you're too far.
You're too far now, man.
Highest education level completed?
I have my associates and I'm certified communications.
Okay.
And I'm also certified as a physical therapist.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Complicated.
Who doesn't want to commit, you or him?
I mean, we were together before, and then it didn't work out the way we wanted it to.
Who ended it?
She did, bro.
It was mutual.
Nah.
No such thing as mutual.
It was one of you guys.
Who was it?
There was always one party that, you know.
It was definitely mutual.
Bruh.
Mm-hmm.
Well, someone has to initiate it for it to become mutual.
Someone has to say, you know what, I don't know if this is working out.
You know what, I agree.
Who was the person that said, I don't think this is working out, then...
Okay, maybe me.
A little bit.
Maybe.
A little bit.
A little bit.
We knew it was you.
Yeah, you do realize we knew.
Statistically speaking, we know it was you.
Yeah.
Women initiate like 80% of the time.
No, I don't think so.
That's a fact.
No, no, that's a fact.
Is it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Yeah, that's interesting, bro.
Like, girls really be thinking that they're different.
Like, no, not really.
It's not my fault.
If you had a dollar, whenever someone said it was mutual, we'd be millionaires by now.
But it was.
I believe you.
No, it was you and then he just agreed with us so that he could continue to keep getting pussy, bro.
Like, come on, man.
Is she laughing because she don't tell the truth, man?
All right.
All right, parents still together.
Um, my dad just passed away last year, so if that didn't happen, definitely.
Sorry to hear that.
Okay.
Thank you.
Um, and then birth control?
No, but I definitely am protected.
By God?
Condoms.
Oh, okay.
We're talking about, ladies, when we say birth control, we mean like the pill or...
No, I don't know.
Okay, alright.
Uh...
Alright, kids?
No?
No.
Okay.
Alright.
Damn.
Uh, what about you?
Hi, I'm Sarah.
Hey, Sarah.
Hello.
Hey.
How old are you?
I'm 20.
Alright, where are you from?
I'm from New York, but now I live in Boca.
Okay.
Are you guys friends?
We are.
Okay.
It's my bestie.
Okay.
What?
What did you say, Chris?
I said they talk alike.
I do?
Yeah.
Well, because I'm from New York.
No, that's not it.
Wait, you said you're 20?
Yes, I am.
Okay.
And you live in Boca now?
I do.
Okay.
How long did you live in New York before you moved down here?
My whole life.
So how long have you been in Boca then?
Since 2021.
So since you were 17?
18.
18?
Okay.
Alright, what do you do for work?
I'm a bartender, but I also do OnlyFans.
She belongs to the street.
All right.
Because I was wondering in my head, how did you move down here to Boca Raton at 18 years old?
Well, because I go to school.
Okay.
Okay.
FAU? I go to Lynn.
Okay.
What are you majoring in?
Business and marketing.
Okay.
So chat saying she's 20 going on 40.
Hey, that's what the chat saying, man!
Nah, she cap it, bro.
She ain't 20, bro.
She going on 40, bro.
Are your pairs still together?
No, they are not.
No?
Okay.
Birth control?
No.
No.
Relationship status?
I am very much single.
We know.
Alright.
Okay.
What's your, I guess, ethnic background here?
I'm Ecuadorian.
I'm Italian.
Okay.
Mamma mia!
Are your folks still back in New York?
Yes, they are.
All my family's in New York.
Okay.
Where's Staten Island or where?
Long Island.
Alright, close enough.
Alright.
What about you?
Hey, y'all!
Oh, it's me?
Hi, my name is Nana.
I am 24 years old.
Is that your government name, Nana?
Nana, Nana.
Close enough.
Close enough.
All right.
How old are you?
Oh, Nana.
You said 24?
I'm 24 years old, yes.
Where are you from?
South Florida, basically.
I'm born and raised in South Florida.
I've been here my whole entire life.
Miami, Broward County.
Hopalaka.
Let's see.
Where does South Florida start?
From Palm Beach through Miami, I'll say.
You've lived in multiple towns.
Absolutely.
In the three counties, actually.
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
What do you do for it?
I'm a hostess and a party planner slash event decorator.
Okay.
Highs, did you guys want to complete it?
I'll say high school only because I just now entered the step within last year for...
Okay.
Yeah.
What?
What's so funny?
You ran away from home?
Excuse me?
You ran away from home?
Did I run away from home?
Yeah.
What type of question is that?
Niggas did much.
I got articles on you already.
What the fuck?
I mean, okay, let me tell you the story.
Since we're on that topic, let me tell you the story.
Okay, as a younger child, I was probably like 12 years old, and I left from my aunt's house, and they put a handler on me.
I was going to my mom's house.
I got there, my aunt pulled up like, where have you been?
And then I'm like, I was so confused.
They already...
Put an ember lid on.
Wow.
I was gone overnight.
Or whatever.
That's crazy.
And it was like a misconstrued...
A misunderstanding.
Yeah.
It went bigger than I was expecting.
I was 12 years old.
I didn't know what the f*** was going on, you know?
Why'd you leave at 12, though?
Because I didn't want to...
It escalated.
I didn't want to be at my aunt's house.
I wanted to go home.
So I left on my own.
And that's how it turned out to be like that.
So when I just say auntie, I'm going home.
Because, first of all, my people are Haitian.
It was just not explained further because I was 12 years old, you know?
Okay.
Alright, so...
So she was like in the news?
Yeah!
Yeah!
It says, sisters who ran away from the West Palm home on their phone on Monday.
What the fuck?
It was probably...
It was probably...
It was probably overdramatic.
It was!
Who knows what they're really doing?
People are like, the reason why your phone vibrates is for no fucking reason.
No reason.
Usually, that's why I'm not to sound mean.
I don't really jump because I understand.
Shout to all the mods in the chat, man.
Y'all niggas are snipers, man.
Don't play with them.
How many kids do you have?
How many kids do I have?
Wait, no kids?
I have one child.
I know it, bro.
Are you single?
I'm single.
You're absolutely right because my child was planned, okay?
I told you, man.
She had one or two kids, man.
She crazy, bro.
Damn.
She's got her fucking, man.
I got her way.
Fucking come on back right now.
Oh, no.
Damn.
Damn. Damn.
Chris, god damn, nigga.
All right.
Chris, bye, man.
I got tattoos, man.
She probably has a kid name on it.
All right.
Right?
I got a what?
Your kid name on your arm?
I have, it says Prosper.
He's saying that you probably have a kid, a tattoo of your child's name.
Is that true?
No.
Yeah, man, stop stereotyping, man.
Why didn't you say that to the other girl that had a kid, nigga?
Who, her?
That she got a tattoo.
Because this one Haitian.
Because this one Haitian.
Haitians barely get tattoos, if you really think about it.
You ran away from home.
No.
12, man!
I actually, first of all, I didn't put any effort to run at all.
All right.
All right.
At all, it's over, too, man.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, so you answered it already.
You're Haitian and you're single.
And education, I think you said went high school, right?
Yeah.
Birth control?
No.
Okay.
The course number.
First of all, my child is not a baby.
I have been safe since my last encounter.
How old is your kid?
Five years old.
How old are you?
She had him at 19.
She's 24.
What about you?
You got crazy past, man.
Welcome back.
Hello, hello.
My name is Destiny, but I go by Karma.
I am an artist.
I do stage production.
I am single.
Wait, how old are you first?
I am 27.
Okay.
And then you said you do...
I lied, I lied.
28.
I forget sometimes.
Yeah, old age.
It's a new thing I found out.
Trying to forget.
Yeah, she would be a...
Well, you're familiar with this term.
Shingnu?
Shingnu?
What does that mean again?
Spilt milk?
No, it means...
Leftover.
It means leftover one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In Chinese.
Oh, you leftover!
It's just a term they use for anyone over 25.
That's not married.
That's not married.
In China.
Anyway, where are you from originally?
I'm Puerto Rican, born in Chicago, raised in Florida.
Chicago?
Yeah, Illinois.
It's the hood, ain't it?
And then you said for work you do stage production?
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
We might need your help.
First of all, no goddammit.
They gotta set it up.
They gotta do it now, bro.
Highest education level completed?
Trade school.
I'm assuming for the same thing, right?
No, it was for a medical esthetician.
Oh.
What made you...
Wait, medical?
What made you segue into the stage production and stuff?
I tried to apply to laser hair removal places, and they wanted at least four or three years of experience.
So you just said fuck it?
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, fuck it.
I did.
Relationship status?
Single.
Still?
Goddamn.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Okay.
And then birth control?
No.
Body count?
And you're Puerto Rican?
Yes.
Body count?
Wait, you have kids?
No.
This is first, bro.
Puerto Rican, no kids?
I know, man.
She's...
I don't know, man.
28.
28.
Goddamn.
All right, what are you saying, Chris?
Body count?
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
What was that?
What was that?
Destiny, come on.
That's okay.
Yeah, I mean, we could just leave it at that, right?
I can answer it or not answer it, right?
I have a choice, no?
Yeah, you do, but you're stroking the mic right now, so it's probably hot.
What?
The mic just jiggled.
Yeah, I know.
Are you stroking?
Jiggle, you shrugged it, so we ain't listening.
We can move on.
Interesting.
All right.
So what we'll do is I'll go ahead.
We got the ladies' questions here.
We'll start off with that.
We got a diverse panel here.
More diverse than last time, actually.
Go ahead, Fresh.
You go.
Okay.
Ladies have some questions for us here on the panel.
First question is, why do women of today think being in control in a relationship is the best way to be?
And you can claim responsibility for the question if you want, or you can just keep it anonymous and don't say anything.
So again, why do women of today think being in control in a relationship is the best way to be?
You want to answer that?
I think they're just scared of having guys be in control because there's no real trust.
And I think that, for example, their way of thinking is better than our way of thinking.
That's what I think, but honestly, just their ego, in my opinion.
You're too polite.
I'm really tired, so I'm just going to say what the fuck it is.
Because they're fucking stupid.
Because they're fucking dumb.
Stupid!
How dare you!
Like, I mean, name me one civilization that has lasted through time with women leadership.
Can anybody?
I could chime in?
Sure, sure.
Okay, so last time I checked, it was never any real women leadership to begin with.
That's my point.
To even lead by example.
Not saying women cannot lead.
There was no prime example for leading.
But they can't.
Why can't they?
They can't.
They can't.
If the mindset's so different, what prevents the women from leading?
Well, because here's the thing.
Okay.
So, okay.
So why would men get in the stump?
They expect to lean on women to be providers.
And when they're bums and stuff, they lean for the woman to take lead.
Why would you want to be with a bum in the first place?
If a woman can't lead?
No, I'm not saying for me specifically.
I'm saying males, how they depend on women and how they depend on women for financial, emotional support.
Because there's some out there.
You can see it from examples.
It's not being blind.
Yeah, of course.
Have you been with those types of men?
Me, personally, no.
You never have?
I have.
Who's been with those types of men?
When I was like a kid, but I learned from that.
Okay, who's been with a guy that you had to pay the majority of the bills and take care of and be a leader?
Oh my God, I spent eight years of my life.
Oh yeah, she complained about it.
Yeah.
Yeah, would it be fair to say that it simply doesn't work?
It doesn't fucking work.
Thank you for proving my point.
That's why women can't be leaders.
Wait, what?
I feel like none of us like inherently feel like that's the right thing to do, but if we really wanted to, we could put our all into it and make it happen.
We just naturally don't feel like we should.
It might be more of a struggle for us to do it than it would be for you guys.
Exactly.
So therefore, you're not built to be a leader.
Because being a leader, you know what the most important thing about being a leader is?
Being consistent.
And doing it long term.
That's one of the most important things.
Why can't we both be leaders?
Why can't we do it together?
Why can't we both be together?
Wait, two leaders at the same time?
Why can't we, like, we're together, right?
So why can't we both be leaders?
Two leaders at the same time.
Guy and girl, we're conquering each other.
So what you just said precisely proves why women can't be leaders.
That makes no sense from a cognitive standpoint.
Like, think about it.
You're supporting me and I'm supporting you.
If there's never been a woman leader...
If you do understand that for there to be a leader...
That's what I'm saying.
That means there needs to be a follower.
Therefore, if there's both leaders, then no one is following.
I mean, nowadays, men are following women.
I don't want to lead every trait.
And where does that lead us?
Fresh knowledge.
Exactly.
Obviously, y'all don't have enough control to get your men together because all the men are coming to our side.
To your point, a lot of days are not leaders, 100%.
That wasn't the question.
The question wasn't, oh, why are men not leading?
That wasn't the question.
The question was, why do women feel the need to lead?
And I'm saying because they're stupid.
If you're leading in a relationship as a woman, you're a fucking idiot because you're attractive.
It's not hard to be attractive as a female.
It's not hard to get male attention as a woman.
And you can find a guy that could probably do something for you.
Is he going to be the most attractive guy?
Is he going to be six for five?
Is he going to have charm and charisma and nice teeth?
Probably fucking not.
But guess what?
If he's a leader...
Take them.
But a lot of women want a guy that has the full package and you're just not going to get it.
A lot of you women don't qualify for the man that you want.
That's the problem.
If we're going to be all the way honest, your standards are too goddamn high.
Yep.
And also, pick better men, you know?
Yeah.
But the problem is that they want to be a leader and have all those other things I mentioned.
There's a bunch of guys out there that will pay the bills and take care of you, but they just won't look the greatest.
They might not be tall.
They might not be super charismatic and funny and charming and all this other shit that women want.
But I genuinely believe if you're a woman and you're in a relationship with a guy and you're the leader, you're a fucking dumbass.
You're literally a dumbass.
And you deserve the misery that comes your way.
Just like I would tell a man, if you're in a relationship with a woman, and she's bossing you around and treating you like shit, you're a fucking dumbass, and you deserve the misery that comes your way.
Because you've basically allowed yourself to be emasculated by a woman, and now she's in her masculine, and you're in your feminine, and it doesn't work that way.
Trying to put a square peg in a round hole, it's not going to work.
It's almost like both parties are getting cucked at the same time.
Essentially, yeah.
So both parties are stupid.
It's just that, notice you guys gave me, and I said that on purpose.
Notice how I said, as a lady, you're fucking stupid.
All of them had this reaction, oh my god.
But when I said, if you're a man and you're in a relationship with a girl that's a masculine and you're treating me like shit, you're a fucking idiot.
Nobody said anything.
I was watching y'all.
But when I said, as a woman, you're an idiot, whoa, what do you mean?
But we don't like to tell them the truth that you guys can be idiots too, and you guys do a lot of dumb shit, if I'm gonna be honest.
Like, I told my sister this shit.
Yo, you want to be successful?
You want to be a fucking doctor?
You better find a fucking guy that's a doctor just like you while you're still young and attractive, dummy.
Because when you hit 30, you ain't gonna be able to find that fucking guy.
Oh shit, why are you going to say it like that?
Yeah, you fucking idiot.
This is how the world works.
We don't give a fuck about your money.
We don't give a fuck about your status.
We don't give a fuck about your doctor title.
Find a guy on your level while you're still attracted because when you get older, you're not going to be able to pull that guy.
And she found a guy.
But if I didn't give it to her straight like that, she would have, oh, I'm going to hold out and find a guy when I'm older and more successful.
Fuck no, you won't.
He's going to fuck all the nurses and shit.
But, you know, you got to tell girls the uncomfortable truth.
It's just interesting how when I give you guys that truth, you guys are like, ooh.
I'm curious.
When you said women are, well, some are kind of like not smart, how did it make you feel?
I agree.
100%.
Because a lot of girls, I mean, I'm not talking about the girls that are here, but from what I've experienced, definitely.
There's a lot of girls that try to one-up the guy in a relationship.
And by the way, I did write that question.
But this was you?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, good.
I just feel like in today's day and age, a lot of women feel the need to one-up the guy because of what they've had to experience in the past, as in players or the guy cheating on them, playing with their emotions, so they feel like they have to match their energy now.
we're not those kind of people.
We're women.
We're supposed to be loyal.
So being loyal as a woman is completely different from a man in many aspects.
Well said.
All right.
Yeah.
Okay.
Interesting.
Anybody else?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm sure a bunch of you have probably been in a relationship with a guy that was a brokeie and you had to support him and it was probably a miserable experience or existence and you hated it.
Yeah, you could do it for a day, for a week, maybe even a month.
But at some point you're going to grow to resent and get angry at that guy.
Us, on the other hand, we're not like that.
We can provide and protect for a girl and we're not going to get mad.
We'll be like, yeah, it's my girl.
It's kind of my job to take care of this girl.
We don't have that issue where, what I've realized with girls is if a girl's going half with you or sharing her money with you, it becomes a problem after a while.
You as a guy, though, if the girl's hot and not a pain in the ass and you like her, you don't mind spending money on her, but women have a big problem with spending money on you in general, all the time.
That's why if a girl gets you a gift, awesome, but are they going to pay the bills every month?
Are they going to keep the lights on?
Are they going to pay your mortgage?
Probably not, dude.
And if they do, they're going to treat you like shit while they do it.
Exactly.
So, I don't know.
Anybody disagree with that?
I'll open it up for discussion here.
I mean, she had eight years of it.
Yeah.
How was that?
Eight years of that shit.
Terrible.
Absolutely terrible.
Like, I put up with it for so long because I thought it was my only option until I actually honored myself and broke away from the relationship and saw what life could offer.
Would you say that you were dumb for doing that?
Stupid.
Not dumb.
I tried to maintain.
I tried so hard!
I got so far!
No, I tried to maintain.
Doesn't even matter!
But it hurt his masculinity that I was earning more money than him.
So it made him feel...
Less than a man.
You know what's crazy?
At that moment of time for him, you know why he felt like that too?
Because you're doing his role.
So by default, what's he going to do to you?
He couldn't do more because I was doing more.
Okay, that's his place to pick up.
But her being that provider in that environment...
So what do you want?
Do you want a woman that feeds off of you or be a provider?
You're missing a big point here.
She lost her prime years to this fucking dude.
Yeah.
For real.
For real.
She ain't gonna get that back.
She went from 19 to 27.
So, basically, he finessed her.
Basically.
Okay, so...
So, ladies, do you see why now I say you're dumb if you allow a guy to waste your fucking time and you pay the bills for him?
Because you guys have a finite amount of time to find a guy.
Eight years, my nigga?
That's crazy.
I'm glad you found a guy now.
But, like, bro, yeah, ladies, like, you do realize that by, like, when you hit, like...
30?
Your chances of getting a guy, like, drop off precipitously, right?
You do realize that.
Like, being able to find an attractive guy that you want, man, your dreams, like, drops off significantly once you hit 30.
Does everyone know that?
Like, yeah.
It's just like, so if you're wasting your time with a dude that's not taking care of you, like, what are you doing?
Genuinely, what are you doing?
If you're with a guy that, like, isn't a leader, isn't competent, etc., what are you doing?
Wasting your time.
What are you doing?
On this podcast, we give a lot of advice to men.
Like, you know, how to navigate a dating marketplace, how to find a girl that's worthy, etc.
Giving a relationship.
But if I was to give advice to women, genuinely, for all the girls that are watching now, because we're getting a lot more girls watching this shit.
If you're with a guy right now, and you're going half on the bills, or he can't fucking tell you we're going to go do this, he's not decisive, what are you doing?
Wasting time.
What the fuck are you doing?
She called it.
Because you guys only got really like a prime...
12, 15 years.
Maybe if you go to the gym, etc.
You had a point?
Yeah, so if you're giving advice to men too, shouldn't there be that advice of you need to step up and stop letting this woman pay your bills?
Of course.
That's why we do our daytime show.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have a whole podcast.
Thank you for addressing it.
I'd be bald if I did that.
No, we have daytime shows where we talk about how to make money, how to become successful, etc.
This nighttime show is just after hours.
That's why it's called After Hours.
But, you know, are we going to reach every single guy?
Let's be a realistic here.
Probably not.
Most guys are fucking simps.
Most guys think that the female way of thinking is the best way to think.
The reality is women are attracted to fucking assholes that are sexist like me.
I think sexism is good because sexism makes me a gentleman.
Sexism makes me realize that we're different.
Sexism lets me say, I think I'm supposed to be the leader and you're supposed to follow.
You know, sexism is opening the door for your girl, etc.
All this traditional stuff that women want is rooted in sexism.
Merry Christmas.
Yeah, that part.
It's just that they get mad when I say you're dumb if you don't, like, do X, Y, Z. But it's like, that's sexism, and sexism is good.
It's good for women.
I think sexism benefits women.
It doesn't benefit men.
Not really.
It's expensive for us, nigga.
Very.
All right.
Best one here.
How does a man know when they found the one?
And I put the one in quotes, basically.
If they lost her, do they take dating the same?
So it's a two-part question.
How does a man know that they found the one, and then if they did lose her, is dating the same?
Yes.
Go ahead, Chris.
I mean, there is no one.
And if we lose her, on to the next one.
Okay.
Simply put, what do you think?
All right.
Controversial take here, but I agree with Chris.
I don't think there's the one, and I'll tell you why before you guys get angry at me and say that's...
How dare you!
The things that men look for in women are very easy to find.
I know, you guys are like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Well, just be quiet.
Don't be a pain in the ass.
Don't be a whore.
Don't yell.
Don't be annoying.
Don't embarrass me in front of my friends.
Like, men are very simple in what we want.
And a lot of girls can fulfill this.
You know?
So, for us...
If you meet one girl, right, and she has these traits, etc., but something happens, you can find another girl that has these traits because men aren't as picky as women are.
You guys are, I'm assuming all of you ladies here at the panel are fairly picky, correct?
So for y'all there's a one, but for us there's not.
Does that make sense?
It's very simple.
The more selective you are, the more important it is for you to find the one.
Does that make sense?
But do you believe that?
Saying you can move on quickly as males, that's normal, but is there a female that you still like ponder over, like think about?
For sex.
For sex?
Or do you miss their company, their presence?
I think that's on the guy.
I think a masculine trait as a man is being able to be indifferent to women.
Because you can still miss someone rather than it's just you miss the sex, you know?
Of course.
But this is where, as a man, you've got to be.
It's actually one of the most attractive things that women find as a man is you have to learn how to be indifferent.
Like, you need to learn how you're going to be the same guy whether that girl stays with you or not.
And I think that's what women find the most attractive.
It's like, damn, I can't take this guy off his fucking rock.
Like, if I leave, he's going to keep doing what he's doing.
If I stay, he's going to keep doing what he's doing.
Okay, so what makes you think the girl's going to be different when the guy stays with her, whether or not he's with her or not?
That's the point.
That's what I'm trying to show here is that women are fairly replaceable in common.
Okay, so turn it around.
What if you're replaceable just as much?
The only reason they can say that is because women tend to be more...
You just said you're selective, right?
Moving on.
I mean, the same aspects you brought about were just as selective.
Are you picky with men?
Just as much as a guy is.
No, you're not.
No, not at all.
Men aren't picky.
They don't go for anything.
If anything, I think a woman is less pickier than a guy is.
No.
In my own opinion.
You're tripping.
I don't agree with that.
For sure.
Opposite, for sure.
I mean, unless you're trying to plow.
Because a guy will be quicker than a one-night stand than a female.
So they'll go for anything.
Even the girls here are disagreeing with you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
You do realize that even like the most selective...
I mean, okay.
Let's use your profession for example.
How do you think you're able to make money as a bartender and being on OnlyFans if men are selective?
I think guys just don't really give a fuck.
And I think us as women don't really give a fuck either.
When's the last time you paid for a pornography subscription?
The answer is never.
And it's because, hold on, that's not to shit on you.
That's to say that you are selective.
You're not going to pay for male porn.
For what?
You don't need to.
Correct.
That's my point.
Women are selective.
So since you are selective, by definition, that means you are looking for the one because you are selective.
Also, on the other hand, you know, most guys like, you know, cook, clean, don't be a pain in the ass, be attractive.
I get that, I get that.
Many women can replicate that.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, let's say we go to a bar, right?
And I'm walking in, you're walking in, separately, of course.
This guy's here, girl's there.
Let's say I walk in there.
Girls are hot.
I'm going to hit all of them.
You walk in there, guys are there, and they might be hot, but some might be ugly.
Who are you going to pick?
You're going to be what?
Selected for it because you don't want to fight every guy in there, right?
Correct.
But.
Alright.
Guys are predators.
I'm just saying though.
I'm just saying.
We'll make it simple.
Let's say you got 10 guys that are all attractive, etc.
and they check all your boxes, right?
Let's say I got 10 girls that are my top, hot, whatever.
You're going to pick the top guy.
I'm going to pick the top five girls.
See the difference?
Because you're just horny and we're not.
That's the point.
You are more selective than us.
It's built in your biology.
What if we're just as horny?
That's irrelevant.
Because when women are horny, I'll tell you why it's irrelevant.
When women are horny, they want to have sex with the guy that they're attracted to, that one guy.
And they want to continue to have that sexual bond with that one guy.
It doesn't matter how attracted I am to you, I'm still going to want new pussy.
That's the difference.
So you're telling me, every guy that you meet...
Absolutely not.
You're saying you fuck every girl that you meet?
Almost.
Someone gave me an interesting statistic.
Something like, some staggering majority of OnlyFans subscribers are married men.
Did you know that?
Yeah.
Not necessarily.
But a majority are.
What does that prove?
The guys are just horny.
They're dogs.
But hold on, horny in what way?
They're just down to get it going.
No, they're horny.
You're missing a point.
For variety.
Oh, for anything.
Variety is the key.
Honestly, variety.
They're anything.
Different girls.
Okay, yes.
Versus when women are horny, it's like, I want to fuck my man.
With men, it's like, I want to fuck a new girl.
Right.
You got it now.
Yeah, understandable.
For real.
Very understandable.
What were you saying?
I was gonna answer the question like I was gonna I was gonna say yeah, they want somebody else, but he already said it But you know that again correlates with her eight-year relationship because maybe that was you know some people my sense rather than moving on Some people are afraid to move on they rather stay with the same person that they're still doing in the course and feelings and everything with and they Bypass the red signs just to stay with that same body, basically.
Yeah, comfortability.
But that's why girls have exes and they never leave.
Because they know if my new guy messes up, I go back to my ex.
And it's like, damn, I'm going to go to the next person so they can F up.
When the last person probably didn't do as much, your comfortability is with that last person.
You just don't want new bodies.
That's what it really is.
Rather than a male who don't give a fuck.
Yeah, because it's like, what's the point?
As a female, I be thinking like, what's the point?
I'm finna let you for what?
For what?
But imagine a guy, no, that's scary because now, if you have multiple exes, I don't know who you're goin' back to.
We might get an argument, hey, you know what?
Fuck this nigga, man.
I'm goin' over here.
Spent two days and come back smiling.
Yeah, you never know.
You never know, man.
Also, I'll go a step further.
She's from the United Kingdom.
The United Kingdom is a very westernized, feminized country, just like the United States and all the other English-speaking countries.
Women are indoctrinated to think that it's okay to be a provider.
It's okay to be a leader.
It's okay to be a power couple and all this other bullshit that we lie to women.
I think a part of it, and you can please correct me if I'm wrong here, a little bit of feminism and indoctrination to let you think that it's okay and it's appropriate for you to be a breadwinner in your relationship.
I think that's a big lie that feminism tells women is that it's okay to be a provider.
I think that's a fucking problem.
Absolutely.
Like, the culture difference from England to the United States was fucking unreal.
Like, when I came here for the first time last year, I was fucking blown away.
By BBC? Huh?
Yeah.
She just said he's not black.
No, but she was.
I mean, this before the next.
Oh, okay, okay.
No, no, like, a guy opening a fucking car door for me, like, I was like, what the fuck?
Like, the difference between English guys and American guys...
Mm-hmm.
Night and day.
Where were you at in the United States particularly?
Because it can be super liberal depending on where you're at.
Where were you at in the United States where you saw the chivalry and it blew you away?
I did loads of states.
I did Miami, I did New York, I did Virginia, I did Washington.
Okay, so the chivalry, where was the chivalry most prominent at?
Here, Miami?
Yeah, predominantly Florida, yeah.
It was in Florida?
Okay, and Florida is a red state, it's the south.
Miami, I would say, is still somewhat like...
We understand men and women are different here, right?
Like, the women are a bit more feminine here than other places, and the men tend to be even more Latino.
But also the women blew me away as well.
Like, the expectations that women have from men, holy fucking shit.
Yeah, it's tough.
That blew me away.
Like...
I actually went on a date, like the first time I came here, and he was like, you know, a millionaire, picked me up in a flash car, I was like, yo, what the fuck is this?
It's a movie.
Yeah, for real.
First date?
For real.
And he took me out.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We don't do that.
Oh, okay.
He took me out, he paid for me a meal, and he bought me drinks, and then we went to the bar, and I bought him a drink, and he was like, what the fuck?
He was offended?
He was like, I've never had a bitch ever fucking offer to pay for me a drink.
But like, a female, he's never been out with a woman.
He was buying a drink, and I was like, what the fuck?
You know, if I didn't go to London all those times, and the UK in general, I would have been like, you're fucking crazy, but dude, they're super woke over there.
Yeah, very.
You guys are very woke over there.
You guys don't even have free speech.
And I guarantee you, with that guy for eight years, you think you could do any better?
Huh?
Like, eight years ago, right?
The guy that you were with?
Oh, yeah.
I was completely, like, blindsided.
Yeah, she couldn't see anybody else at all.
The concept of a guy being chivalrous wasn't even a thing, right?
Yeah, I was in a bubble.
Like, a complete bubble.
Bro, she smashed, bro.
England was like a Springfield dome.
Like, I needed to break out and break.
I'm not going to hold you.
UK is depressing as fuck, bro.
Oh my God.
You can't live there.
It's horrible.
I think a big part of you sitting around for eight years is obviously, yeah, comfort, you know each other, etc.
That's, of course, very important.
But I think another big thing that is kind of like the silent killer that no one talks about is like in the West we have this Prevailing feminism that tells women, you know, you can do it.
Be strong.
You know, you can be equal to your man.
You can be a leader too.
You could be a boss, babe.
And I think that's actually very poisonous to women.
It sets them up for long-term failure.
Yeah.
Because I think if you had, like, known this earlier, like, let's say I had met you eight years ago, and I told you, you're a fucking idiot.
What are you doing with this fucking brokie?
You're paying all the bills.
What the fuck are you doing?
Might have changed your mindset and you're like, what the fuck am I doing?
And then you leave them, you get in your primaries and you might meet another guy.
Who knows?
You know, of course it's like a whole other universe, but there might be a girl watching this right now that's in a relationship with a guy like that where she's paying the bills or he's a fucking bum and he's smoking weed every fucking day and everything else like that.
So, I mean, we're real, you know, people will know us for, like, criticizing women on this podcast, but we actually criticize men a lot, too.
I tell guys all the time, like, you're only as useful as what you provide as a man.
Like, you can't make it through life off of your looks.
You can't make an OnlyFans at 18 and make a bunch of money or be a bartender and rely on your looks.
Like, we would never be able to be a bottle dude.
That's not happening.
Or a bartender.
Like, we just don't have certain avenues open to us to make money based off of our youth and our beauty.
It just doesn't happen.
We make money off of our competence.
That's how it is.
Yeah, thank God.
I'll be in trouble.
Alright, we got one more here.
Kind of panning the topic as well.
Is the death of chivalry due to men or with females?
How do you spell this?
I think she's asking, who killed chivalry men or women?
Let's go on a table and ask the girls this.
It's actually a good question.
Who spelled this?
Oh my God!
I spelled it wrong?
Let me see.
Menace?
No, that's an L. It's just like a script type of vibe.
Here, let me see.
Oh my god, bruh.
It was quick.
Give me some strength.
Okay.
Alright, we got you though.
Obviously, I know how to spell male.
Come on.
She writes her L's weird, but I can read it.
No, I just had a weird moment.
I typically don't.
I feel like that was just a quick little...
Stop the cow!
We got you, we got you.
Yeah, that is weird.
Okay, because you wrote your owl differently in Chivalry vs.
Mills.
But anyway, that's one other thing.
That's why I said it was a moment.
It's not like a normal thing that I write the owl like that.
Switching your handwriting up on Chivalry.
That's kind of scary.
Handwriting analysis.
Yeah, bro, that's what criminals be fucking doing.
They switch up certain characters.
Anyway.
Okay, is the death of Chivalry due to men or women?
We'll start here with Ms.
Puerto Rico.
What do you think?
Who killed it?
Who killed chivalry men or women, in your opinion?
Women.
And tell us why.
You think women?
Yeah.
You sex us, why?
Because, not that we expect too much, but a lot of the times we don't display what we should as a woman, a lady, so why would a man want to give you chivalry if you're not presenting yourself as someone who deserves it?
Well said.
What about you, Ms.
Hady?
Um, I'll say women as well.
Only reason I'll say that is because women outlook is very much different.
Basically, it's taught to like, okay, if a male cannot be this type of person, at least they could be a provider financially and certain females...
Starting to turn to that way, from the influence, go with the male for financial reasons rather than anything further.
Meaning, even if you hurt your feelings, oh, I'm with him financially, it doesn't matter.
That's where most of their mindsets are currently.
Okay, let me try to understand this.
So you're saying that women kill chivalry because they commodify men into only a provider standpoint?
Is that what you're saying?
Right.
And they'll overlook other negative attributes?
Yeah, yeah, totally.
Because you'll have women who openly be side women long as the male is continuously being a provider.
Okay, okay, okay.
I see what you're saying.
All right, all right.
So basically they'll lose their self-respect to continue to get a check.
Right.
Alright.
Right.
What about you?
That was like female translation 101.
Yeah, bro.
Translate the woman.
I ain't gonna lie, man.
That shit was hard to understand, but that's fine.
Okay, well, I can go completely different.
I think that women should be equal.
I think we should all be equal in what we give and what we give out.
The question was, who killed chivalry?
But then we can go into this equality talk, too, if you want.
But who do you think killed chivalry, men or women?
I don't really agree with the question.
I think that it should be equal.
Oh, okay.
You don't believe in chivalry at all?
I just think the question should be equal.
That no one killed anything.
50-50!
Okay, let me ask you this then.
Alright.
Let me, alright.
Because you said you don't agree with the question.
Alright, can we agree?
It's not that I don't agree, but I just think that it should be equal.
Okay.
So you're opening my doors?
No, no.
Real talk.
I mean...
Alright, let's stay on topic here.
You said it should be equal, correct?
I don't want to misquote you, right?
Correct.
Alright, it should be equal.
But the key word here is should.
Let's real quick operate on what is, right?
Okay, yes, technically in all technicality, it should be that the guy gives the woman everything, but like, in reality...
Okay, let's just go off of how the world has been working for the past hundreds if not thousands of years.
Men courted women and showed chivalry, etc.
Right?
I would say that that's kind of died a bit.
It's equal.
It's going more equal like you're saying.
Okay, let me ask you this.
Who's contributed more to it being equal?
The men or the women?
The men.
You think the men have contributed to it being more?
Okay, why do you say that?
I mean, I guess the men are supposed to give and give and give more, but I think everything should be equal, in my opinion.
But why do you think the men made it more equal?
Because that's just the way that generation thinks the way things are.
All right.
Okay.
What about you?
Who do you think killed Chivary?
Get your friend, man.
I can't interrupt.
I would say I agree with her in like an extent because...
What is that extent?
Because we're still trying to understand it.
Okay.
I definitely do think it should be 50-50 to a certain extent.
But I do think women did kill Chivary.
Why did they kill it?
Because, like Nana said, definitely we expect way too much.
And it's gotten to a point that we're breaking down you guys, men, to get what we want, and it's just, it's not working.
I don't want to be an asshole, but you do realize by your statement earlier saying that it should be 50-50, you just killed Trevor, right?
Okay, then, what do you mean?
How?
You didn't see what happened there?
No.
Okay.
You said you think relationships should be 50-50.
To a certain extent.
No, 50-50 is 50-50.
It's pretty, it's numerical.
Okay, fine.
Then just scratch that then.
Yeah, so it's 50-50.
You mean like 70-40.
Which means equal authority, equal decision-making skills, everything.
50-50 is 50-50, right?
Okay, let's put it this way.
So by you saying that, you literally are killing chivalry in your own statement.
Because you know what chivalry is, right?
Yeah.
What is chivalry?
Tell me what chivalry is.
Okay, chivalry is when you're a provider.
A man is a provider.
You're giving, you're giving.
Okay, so if you're a provider, what about that is 50-50?
Okay, let me rephrase what I said then.
So 50-50 in a certain extent, meaning like...
70-40.
Okay, yeah, I guess.
70-40.
A woman is not supposed to sit there.
I don't think a woman is just supposed to sit there and just...
Get, get, get from a man.
Like, you're supposed to give as well.
But in certain aspects, like, for example, in my family, my dad was a provider for my mom, myself, and my siblings.
He was the breadwinner.
He made sure that we had a bed to sleep in, a house to live in.
He was all of that.
But from my mom's standpoint, she was a provider as in taking care of the kids, taking care of the house.
Yeah, but the question is chivalry.
Okay.
Then you can scratch the 50-50 part.
Yo, that was crazy.
Around the world, end up in the same place.
Alright, good job.
Alright, what about you?
Who do you think killed Chivalry?
It's circumstantial, isn't it, really?
Like...
If you had to pick one gender that's more responsible for the death of Chivalry.
Or you could say, I don't think it's dead.
What do you think?
I don't know, I agree with the 50-50 as well, but then you guys are going to comment on that and probably change my mind along the way as I speak.
I'm realizing something here, and we'll continue on, but I'm realizing something even deeper than that.
What about you?
Who do you think killed Chivalry, men or women?
We're all going off track here, so I'm going to say both.
Okay.
Hello!
Hello!
Which is another way of saying 50-50 by the way.
You realize that's another way of saying 50-50 by saying both.
No, no, no, I'm not saying like that, like not 50-50 in the sense we should be doing all the same stuff, but in the sense that women are expecting too much and men won't step up to fill that gap as well.
Okay, but who would you say is the main precipitator of the killing of the shivery?
My ex killed shivery.
Your ex?
Oh, shit.
What?
I'm sorry, girls.
Okay, so men killed shivery.
All right.
Why do you think men killed it, then?
Because they're bums?
I was just talking about my ex, but I guess...
I don't know.
Didn't want to open my door or something.
How dare him?
I know.
I'm fucking with you.
How dare you?
I think woman.
You think women?
I said both, but I'll go with woman for this point.
Why?
It's the need to have attention on you or to feel loved.
You take it where you can get it.
Not for everyone, but for the most part.
Whenever somebody doesn't meet your standards, it's why isn't he texting me?
Why isn't he calling me?
He doesn't open your door, but he's there to not open your door if you make sense.
As long as they're there, you're fine with it.
Okay.
You don't care for the lack of doing this and that.
Not expecting more is what it is.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
Who do you think he'll chivalry more, men or women?
I believe that chivalry still exists.
Okay.
However, I do believe that it is a decline that started way before now.
Who's led to the decline of it more?
I think, I'm not really good at history, so you're gonna have to correct me on this, but I think it started with the World War II. When all the men were out, and then the women had to step up to the plate, and then the whole women's suffrage movement, and then they started like, You're actually very correct about that.
I feel like that was the beginning.
W Jamaica.
If only that nigga got into art school.
If only he got into art school.
What?
No!
No!
I'm a big head!
Is it Rumble time?
Is it Rumble time, bro?
Even on Rumble, bro.
Is it Rumble time?
Okay, continue.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
We almost just got canceled.
It's crazy.
That shit funny though.
But I still believe that chivalry still exists in places and a lot of women here are commenting on their current experience like seeking things and seeking their satisfaction in places because they're not getting it now and such and such but That was a problem that started way beyond where we are now.
So you think the whole women entering the workforce and, I guess, inadvertently masculinizing themselves is what led to the decline of chivalry?
In a sense, yes.
I think also that a lot of ladies here are commenting on the whole 50-50 aspect.
Yeah.
Our talents are different.
Okay.
We confuse leadership with provider a lot.
I believe to provide is what we see in materialistic value.
But to lead, you have to have a goal in mind.
You have to be able to lend your specific talent.
And women are more emotionally involved than men are.
So for men to be able to provide all the time, they're able to detach themselves from their feelings and just get the job done.
You know what I'm saying?
But wouldn't you say that's important for a leader?
Yes.
Absolutely.
I like to embrace all that I am, so I know in the long term I don't want that kind of position.
Wait, so what happened to your ex?
Why'd you break up?
Your baby daddy?
Yeah.
Okay, well, he's no longer with us.
Oh, he passed away.
But while we were together, I was in that situation where I was in that provider situation, and I did resent him for it.
Got it.
Understandable.
And you said you grew to resent him for it?
Yeah, I could see you nodding along when I was talking about that.
Okay.
I feel like an asshole now.
Oh, yeah, Chris.
You don't know why.
She's single, bro.
No, damn, man.
Damn, man.
I'm an asshole, man.
Oh, Chris in the chat, bro.
All right.
What about you?
What do you think has contributed more to the death of chivalry?
Men or women and why?
I kind of agree with what she said.
I guess I'm going to say women, just because I feel like we have a lot more freedom nowadays.
Do you agree with World War II? Do I agree with it?
I don't know.
I'm just saying because we have more rights as women nowadays.
Do you remember what she said?
At least she's honest.
No, the fact that women are in the workforce now and we have more rights and stuff.
We basically have more freedom, therefore.
Less judgments on what we're accepting.
I feel like some women just accept less than they actually deserve, therefore making the men a little lazy with their chivalry.
Oh my god, I can't even talk.
Sorry.
I'm nervous.
Trust me, it happens.
You're nervous.
I can't say the word either at all.
I don't know why.
Chivalry?
Okay.
Chivalry.
Chivalry.
This is great.
I don't know how I feel.
Alright, what about you?
Who do you think he'll show every men or women?
And why?
Probably women, I think.
Why do you say that?
Well, I mean, I guess if you look at, like, think about, like, all the ways that women, right, are trying to do things on their own.
You get what I'm saying?
So look at, like, what I do, for example, OnlyFans, okay?
Or, you know, there's a million other examples that I can make, but things that don't entirely support a male taking care of you, you know what I mean, or something like that.
So I guess that kind of, like, though I'm not a feminist, it goes along the lines of all of that, if that makes sense.
So I think that, like, I don't really know, but I think just the uprising of, like, can't blame it on feminism, but I think that and, I don't know, I guess some of the opportunities that we've gotten recently, like OnlyFans and all that, but yeah, it's definitely the women's fault for getting into it.
They didn't have to, you know what I mean?
Though that might be a thing, but yeah, so.
So it's your fault.
That's what I said from the beginning, first sentence.
Okay, so I'll use an analogy here.
Let's go on to a dream world, all right, so I can explain this to a lady so they really, really understand this from another perspective, right?
So let's say, right, there's an old lady walking across the street with a bunch of bags, right?
And she's fucking jacked.
Like, she's carrying these bags and she's able to fucking, like, carry them and she's able-bodied.
She's been going to the gym, right?
One scenario.
But then another scenario, old lady is carrying these bags.
She can't carry them.
She fucking, she's falling over and shit like that.
And you've done this before.
You've helped this woman, you've helped old ladies before and you get this like amazing feeling.
You get this really happy feeling when you, when you help her across the street with the bags and bring her to her front door, etc.
So, two scenarios.
One lady needs the help and you get this amazing feeling.
And then on the other hand, Woman doesn't look like she needs help, but maybe you could go up and say, hey, you might get some fucking arthritis or some shit here.
And, and just so you know, you don't have to help her, but you can get that same dopamine hit, that happiness from like, I don't know, fucking popping a pill.
Which one do you think most people are going to elect for?
You're probably gonna, what's easier?
To not help the lady, right?
And just pop the pill and feel the happiness?
No, no.
I mean, I don't know.
What's the easier route?
Well, I don't know about, yeah, I don't know about most people.
I think, like, easier route, like, is different for everyone.
Like, for me personally, I would feel guilty if I popped a pill and, you know what I mean, get, whatever.
I think the easier route for me would be, would be help, like, helping someone else.
Honestly.
But human beings, let's be honest here, human beings typically always want to go the easier route, right?
Probably the selfish route, yeah, what's going to help them and, yeah.
Yeah, so it used to be you had to help the old lady with the bag, get her to her front door, and you get the dopamine hit from doing that, right?
I was born in 2002.
I wasn't here for that.
You're reading way too much into the analogy.
I'm just giving it as an example.
So two scenarios.
One old lady carrying the bags, needs help.
You help her with the bags, right?
Get her to her front door, you feel happy.
Second scenario, she don't need your fucking help.
And you can pop a bill and get the same level of happiness.
What are most people gonna elect to do?
Bill.
I feel like a pill is so random.
Like, maybe instead of...
Okay, sorry.
I don't know.
I don't think he needs to be literal.
I wouldn't pick a pill.
Okay, I guess.
Whatever.
I feel like it's based off of instincts and based off the person themselves because I would have helped her.
Yeah, I would just help her.
Nothing but, like, what, 30 seconds to help someone out.
Yeah, exactly.
That's easier.
What do you think most human beings are going to do, though?
Number one or number two?
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like it's half and half.
Not everybody leaves people to fend on their own.
Okay, you personally, would you help an old lady?
If you see y'all live in the same apartment building, y'all live across from each other, and she comes home with a bunch of orders, you wouldn't stop for 30 seconds to help her at least bring it in the door or not?
Listen, I'm black.
I would steal her bags and run away.
Okay.
Don't ask me a question.
But I think we can make it simple here.
Raise your hand if you can do number one.
Keep it down for number two.
What was one and two again?
You said it.
I think they read way too much into popping a pill.
I could have said me in a candy cane and felt the same level of happiness.
Yeah, I would have wanted a candy cane.
They're so fucking wrapped up on the pill.
It takes 20 seconds to take someone and help someone out.
Ladies, the point I'm trying to make is, so scenario one is what we have now with the diesel old lady carrying her own shit and you're able to pop a pill and get the same level of happiness.
Versus carrying the bag for her, walking her to her front door, getting an adult meeting.
In other words, men no longer feel the need to sit there and provide for women, especially when we can get sex without doing so.
Okay, that makes more sense.
You didn't say that the first time.
You didn't say that the first time.
It's called an analogy.
He's making it indirect.
It's called an analogy.
You didn't place men or female in it.
Females will do it with no problem.
Male sometimes expect stuff in return.
And it's an old lady.
What do you expect out of an old lady?
Bruh.
The analogy is just to describe.
Okay.
That human beings are typically, I mean men especially in this, I'm talking about men especially, why am I going to help this old lady out, right, when she already is getting her own help and I can get what I want, that happiness, that dopamine hit, without having to carry the bags for her?
The analogy is the woman or the old lady.
Like, why would you go help her if they're gonna...
If you're gonna feel good anyway, if that makes sense.
Thank you.
Okay, but my point was, regardless of if I'm gonna feel happy of doing it, it only takes 20 seconds.
If I see an old...
Me personally, I can't speak for everyone.
If I see it in my face, I'm gonna do it.
It's just not pressure.
You ran away from home!
Stop it!
I ran away!
Stop it!
Okay, I... I don't be anywhere that no one wants to be.
You do understand that it's an analogy to display with the current state that we're in.
You just ask.
Feminism is the old lady walking with her own bag strong enough to carry it and then the men not needing to help her and being able to get the same dopamine of helping her, aka the sex, by popping a pill.
That is pornography.
That is escorts.
That is the casual dating hookup culture that we have.
That is the analogy, ladies.
That's what I'm trying to display.
He didn't put a sex on it.
He didn't put a sex on it.
I understand now.
It's definitely easier to not do it than now.
You've got to make it more simple, bro.
I thought they'd understand.
Yeah, no, it's...
Not really.
It's Wednesday night.
Fair enough.
Do some chats real quick.
Niggas in the chat, if anybody say the low L analogy, you're a fucking retard.
I think that made perfect sense.
Okay, what do we got here?
One second, one second.
Let's just cut the rumble.
Yeah, cut the rumble, please.
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Did anybody else have anything?
No?
I thought someone wanted to say something.
Okay.
Massagony.
Cool.
Are you ready to go?
The thing I was going to say that I noticed when a bunch of the girls were saying 50-50.
All right.
I don't know why I'm asking this, but I'm going to ask it anyway.
Who here voted in the last election?
I'm definitely going to vote this year.
Okay, who's going to vote this year?
Okay, I'm just going to say, who are you voting for?
For you?
Honestly, I feel like...
I feel like Trump probably only because right now, like, alright, so this is a crazy example, but let's just say I go on OnlyFans Live, right?
I used to make a shit ton of money.
Now everybody's poor as fuck, and nobody wants to pay for anything.
It's horrible.
So I'd honestly think in discussions of the economy, which is the only thing that's really affecting me there right now, yeah, that'd be my decision.
You're hilarious.
You are fake dudes.
For real.
It makes sense though, right?
Yeah.
I'm going to vote, but I'm not sure who I'm going to vote for yet.
I don't know who I'm voting yet.
Last election I voted Libertarian, but I want to take a stronger...
That's a waste of a vote.
Exactly.
So that's why I'm moving on this time.
She's one of them weirdos.
Yeah, we're in the libertarian.
I don't think...
Hey, man.
All right, fair.
Hey, hey, hey.
I have libertarian views too, but god damn nigga.
We ain't never winning.
All right, what about you?
Okay.
I said I was gonna vote, but then you reminded me 20,000 are watching, so I'm not gonna vote.
I take it back.
I'm not telling you.
She won't Biden.
What about you?
It don't matter what you say.
I am voting, but I'm not going to say who I'm voting for.
Okay, what about you?
Definitely not Biden.
Honestly, I'm not going to lie, Trump all the way just because of the economy and the same situation she said.
Trump all the way.
Trump 2024.
Also because they're trying to make money.
Yeah, of course.
What about you?
That's the only reason, honestly.
I will not be.
Only because I'm staying out of political politics.
That's fine.
You're running away again.
It is what it is.
What about you, Puerto Rico?
I don't believe my vote actually counts, so I'm not voting.
It definitely does, girl.
Wow.
It definitely does.
Especially this one.
Interesting.
What I was going to say was, women tend to vote Democrat, and they tend to vote more for, like, egalitarian, let's all be equal.
And I think that's a big reason why so many of the girls say 50-50, etc.
Because...
Ladies, please feel free.
Tell me if I'm correct here or not.
But I think women have fought so hard for equality that anything that jeopardizes that or questions that makes them feel extremely uncomfortable.
And women have a safety in numbers and feeling 50-50 or having an equal say is very important to them since they haven't been able to say an equal say.
And then also...
When women become bosses or when they own companies a lot of times or when they're in leadership positions, what do they do?
Oh, you get a dollar, you get a dollar, you get a dollar, and they try to distribute the money equally, right?
More socialism.
But men, it's like, you did the best job, you get $10.
You did the second best job, you get $7.
You did the third best job, you get $5.
Men understand that there's a hierarchy.
Women don't really like hierarchies.
That's why Santa Center mentioned this on a pod.
I thought it was fantastic.
When little girls play, right?
Y'all play jump rope and hopscotch and a bunch of games where there's no fucking winner, by the way.
Right?
But men, what do we do?
We play sports.
Football, basketball, etc.
There's a determined winner.
And then you pick teams.
We're okay with that.
Oh, I get first pick, etc.
You pick the best guys because men are naturally competitive.
Women aren't like that.
And I've realized that whenever I ask girls questions like this, it's very difficult for them to give a concise answer and it's always 50-50 or they don't want to put the blame or they're not able to articulate why.
Do you guys ever experience that?
That it's difficult for you to give up that 50-50 mindset?
No.
In certain aspects, yeah.
Definitely.
Well, for you, it was really hard.
No, it's not.
You just literally witnessed it.
Nuh-uh.
Anybody else?
Okay, only a little bit.
Okay.
Anybody else?
I feel like it is a little hard just because, I don't know, as a woman, I feel like you want to take care of the people you love if they needed it.
But also, I don't feel like I should be doing everything.
I don't know.
I wouldn't want that, but I do realize it's hard to let go of wanting to help.
The only time I've noticed when girls are okay with competitiveness and a meritocracy, etc., is they have a strong brother or a strong dad.
Then their dad instills that in them.
You're going to play a fucking sport and you're going to compete and you're going to win.
You're going to try to win.
But if they don't have that, it's like, I don't really want to compete or I don't want to criticize.
You're trying to say something?
I mean, I forget what I was originally going to say, but I can add on to what you're saying right now.
I feel like though I do my little OnlyFans ordeal, whatever, I mean, my dad has always been on my ass about being competitive, in which I didn't answer the question earlier.
Is your dad a Trump supporter?
Yeah, and I got a full ride to Plattsburgh for volleyball.
I played sports my whole life.
He's definitely not protective over me in the sense that I'm doing what I'm doing, obviously, or I just don't care, whatever it might be, but definitely always has had a winner-loser concept.
Very strong on what he believes.
Okay.
Yeah, I've noticed that.
When I see a girl vote Republican or has this mindset of meritocracy and winners and losers and shit like that, typically there's some strong masculine figure in their life.
A lot of times their dad or their brother instills that in them.
Because it's not natural for women to be competitive at all.
It's like a masculine thing.
Unless they're competing against formers.
Oh yeah, we'll move forward.
Okay.
Chats?
My sister and her husband were married for seven years but got divorced last August.
Goddamn, bro.
But they're still sleeping with each other.
What the fuck?
Ladies, did you or a friend of yours continue to sleep with an ex after a breakup and why?
Duh.
I think every single girl here does that.
Guys, understand if she has an ex in her life He's going to always be there, bro.
How about I just answer the question you ladies tell me if you agree?
Because they're not going to want to admit this.
On some level.
Would it be fair to say that you always go back to and sleep with your ex at some point because you don't want to get your bodies up?
You don't want to go out there and waste time with another guy?
He already kind of understands you.
It's guilt-free sex to a degree, maybe, I guess, because you don't feel like a slut.
And it's just easy.
Trust me.
They're going raw dog.
Sure.
Would it be fair to say that's why girls go back to their exes?
I don't agree.
No, I disagree.
You disagree?
Okay.
Tell me why.
It is too fucking long.
I was not going back.
Well, your ex is different because that's eight years of trash.
Yeah.
So that may be a little bit harder.
And after you broke up, it was probably you guys never hooked up again, right?
No, purely for a reason.
Why would you go back after making a decision to leave?
You made the decision in that mindset to leave in the first place.
Well, you might be different, but a lot of girls, for example, the comfort and adding a body helps a lot.
How many girls have went back to an ex in a hookup?
Come on, let's keep being honest.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have.
No?
I'm a hater.
I don't like them.
I already established it.
Damn, is this the same guy?
I stand on business.
Is this the same guy from before?
No.
You stand on business?
Yeah, not him either.
Any ex.
Okay, what about you?
I've been back to an ex.
Yeah, what about you?
I had one really long ex and I will never go back.
Okay, what about you?
I stand on business, but...
We don't.
No, she runs away, bro.
No, listen.
She runs away, bro.
Yeah, I don't stay...
So I don't stay nowhere, I don't want to.
There you go.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
I stood on that.
For my kids.
I stand on that.
For my kids.
For my kids.
But, there was an ex that I did go back to, and it really, it wasn't because of the bodies, because that don't matter, because I could go without it.
It was this fact of comfortability and, like, We already know each other.
And we didn't have no conflict, really.
So that's what made it easier for the time, being like, okay, we're not together, but we're cool.
Might have had, if the guy breaks it off, it's way easier.
Oh yeah, that too.
Way easier to go back.
Yeah, the girl will go back.
She'll almost want to go back.
So that's another thing too.
I was saying I want to be back.
But at the time that it was going on, that's what I was going back to because it was a comfortability thing.
What about you?
Yeah, I have.
You've gone back?
Okay.
Alright.
Yeah, bro.
That's common.
Girls just do that a lot of times.
Some don't.
When you broke up with your guy, did you have to...
How'd you...
Did you tell him, alright, we're fucking done and block him on everything?
Or did you go back at least once?
No.
No, no, no.
Like, he picked his shit up and left, and I was like, oh.
Oh, so it was him.
It was the best feeling of freedom ever.
How'd you go about breaking up with him?
Obviously, breaking off an eight-year relationship is going to take some strategy.
How'd you go about it?
We're going through a really personal situation, and it really brought to light, actually, like, This is not the guy I align with.
This guy does not have the same values as me.
I do not want to marry this guy.
I do not want to bring children into the world with this guy.
Because I'm not even a mum right now, but I'm going to end up being a mum to a baby and a grown-ass man.
- A baby. - A baby. - A baby. - A baby. - A baby. - That was Arthur Powers.
A baby.
- Yeah, I just sat down with him and spoke my truth and just said, you know, look, we're two totally different people.
Like, when we met each other, we were in the teens.
We're now in his 20s.
Like, you know, we're edging towards 30.
Like, I have goals that I want to succeed and, you know, I'm pulling you behind me.
How did he respond to that?
He was like, he was gutted, but the fact I think he was gutted was the fact that he was probably gonna have to go live at his mom's house and not have his washing and the cooking and the cleaning done for him.
Like I think that was the more gutting thing and the fact that his life was so easy with me was why he was staying.
So you were enabling his bad behavior for eight years, basically.
Well, I wanted to help him.
I wanted to see him, girl.
I wanted to support him, but it just...
There you go.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, I was supporting that bad behavior.
How long did you know that the relationship, like six months before you broke up with him?
When did you know it's fucking done with this guy?
Because I always say girls always break up with a guy in their head.
Emotionally, yeah.
Yeah, like a few months beforehand.
Yeah.
So what, like three, six months before?
Yeah, like six months before.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
Alright, what do we got next here?
JBX. JBX says, ladies, what's the quickest you've been turned off on a first date?
What did the guy do to cause this?
Oh, shit.
That's actually not a bad question.
We can start right here, Ms.
Puerto Rico.
Quickest you've been turned off on a first date?
What did the guy do to cause this?
Breathe.
What?
So he started talking about his past relationships and they were with women who had addiction problems.
And so I was like, yeah, no.
Yeah, no.
Crackheads really turned me on.
Ew.
I just don't get it.
Why go on and talk about your ex?
Like, that makes no sense to me.
So, okay, but the thing that killed you was that the women were all addicts?
Yeah.
You fucked with druggies?
Okay.
Alright.
What were they addicted to in...
What were they addicted to?
Alcohol.
Out of curiosity.
Weed.
I didn't ask.
Oh, she didn't even get that.
Oh, shit.
Nah, I didn't ask.
No way.
Alright, alright.
That was enough.
Alright, what about you, Miss Haney?
Um, okay, so this is it being like, instantly, instantly, like, first sight, first sight, I feel like, no, what was turned on?
You said it turned on?
I was height fished.
That's a new one.
That's a new one.
I'm not saying I strive for a six foot tall, dark skinned, blah, blah, blah.
I'm short myself.
I'm naturally short.
So I know if you're anywhere near my height, you're short.
How tall are you?
I'm 5'2".
Oh, shit.
Exactly.
How tall is he?
He was possibly probably like 5'3", 5'4".
How tall did you think he was?
At least like 5'7".
I was given the benefit of the doubt.
Did he tell you he was 5'7"?
No, he didn't tell me anything.
So you assumed?
Until he pulled up.
You assumed his height?
How do you just...
I assumed.
I just assumed.
That's crazy.
I was just giving the benefit of the doubt.
It was the first date, first appearance, besides pictures and stuff like that, so it was really hype.
What about you?
I personally don't like when a guy doesn't have goals and something set out for him.
Give us an example of when you actually got turned off on a first date, your personal experience.
Like her, where he got out the car and you...
You have nothing planned.
Come on.
Let's figure it out.
You can't give us an example of yourself.
I mean, okay.
Your last bad day.
Yeah, or last time you hung out with a guy and you were like, oh, this is done.
You have no job.
You're living in an apartment with a roommate that's couch surfing.
You're just not, you're not vibing, you know?
I want you to have a little bit of a job, a little bit of a future, a little bit of goals for yourself.
Okay, how do you go about telling me this?
I want to hear the exact verbiage he used when he told you you didn't have a job.
How do you go about it?
I don't think it was necessarily about telling me.
It's more about me analyzing the vibe and sensing everything that was going on.
What did you ask?
How did you come to that conclusion?
What are you doing?
How are you living?
Entrepreneur.
And what did he say?
How are you living?
Entrepreneur.
That's a good one.
Yeah, nigga, how are you living?
Just so I know what I'm getting myself into.
What did he say?
I just think a lot of these guys say they're doing all these things and it's not necessarily happening.
And it's cap?
Yes.
Alright, bro.
What did he say specifically?
That made you say, okay, this nigga don't got a job.
I don't even know, just...
Bruh.
Sarah, figure it out.
Come on, Sarah.
Make something up at least.
Saying that you...
Okay, to be completely honest, saying you're a rapper is really what got...
That's perfect.
No, like that's really what sends me into the grave.
Please do not tell me you're a rapper.
SoundCloud rapper.
Please, please, please.
So he told you he was a rapper and you said, all right.
Please, send help.
Is this a personal situation where you met the guy and he said, I'm a rapper and you're like, okay, so how do you live?
Yeah, I think you need a...
Alright.
Yeah.
Cool, is that so hard?
No, I just don't think...
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we can move on.
Chris, go ahead.
No, it's a question.
Have you fucked one before, a rapper?
No, I have not.
I'm a virgin, duh.
That was too long on pause.
What about you?
He was sagging.
I don't like that.
Pants?
Yeah, his pants.
First time meeting me.
A huge turn off.
Maybe he just got out of jail.
No matter?
So, did you walk away?
I definitely walked away and I never spoke to him again.
Oh shit.
What about you?
A guy who talks too much about himself.
Okay, give me an example.
Well, just doesn't ask any questions.
That made you say, okay, I'm going with this guy.
Ladies, we want an actual personal story where you can tell us.
Yeah.
Okay, so I once went on a date and this guy spoke about himself the whole time.
What did he do?
Not one time did he ask a question about what I did.
He just spoke about himself the whole time.
What did he do?
What did this guy do?
Money.
It was some biochemical scientist thing that worked in a lab.
I'm a genius, who are you?
I'm a genius.
Bitch, who are you?
- I can teach you how to walk your dog.
- Yeah.
- Care about bitches?
- Care about your shit, man.
- Is that the same, is that this millionaire guy?
- No.
- Oh, okay.
- Oh, so I had more than one guy.
- Yo, I lived a good life.
I was trapped for 8 years.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
So he didn't ask you no questions about yourself, but you said biomedical scientist?
Yeah.
Alright.
I mean, it was interesting at first, but then like...
How long were y'all out before you realized, like, damn, just thinking they ain't asking me nothing about me?
How long were y'all out?
I don't know, like, two hours?
Damn!
You talked about us for two hours?
Huh?
He didn't ask you no questions for two hours?
No, like, I was just sat there, like, falling asleep.
Where'd y'all go?
To an English pub.
And y'all were there the whole two hours?
Yeah.
Damn.
That nigga boring.
So, um, afterwards you left him, or...?
Oh yeah, I was like, yeah, I'm gonna leave.
Bye.
No second date.
No, no, no, no second date.
Alright, what about you?
I think this was like a year ago, but I didn't even see him to get turned off.
He got to my house to pick me up.
He honked a horn like I'm a dog or something.
I don't know, he honked the horn though, like, behind me here, like, coming to my door.
None of that, even a text.
It was just like, we don't know what I'm telling you.
None of the texts even came.
Come on, man!
And instantly, I was like, there's no fucking talk.
Yeah, but...
It's just like, it's weird.
There's not some fucking timing today, bro.
There's not some timing today.
I'm not even hitting these sound effects.
But you see the vision, right?
That's weird.
No.
I'm sorry, man.
These fucking niggas in the back are fucking this shit up.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
So he shows up and he hugs the horn and you just said, what?
I looked outside confused because I was like, who the fuck is he laying their horn at me?
So I just got to ask this because I like to get in the weeds of this shit.
Were you fully dressed and ready to go at that point?
I was He's ready to go.
Oh, damn.
How long did it take you to get ready?
I mean, probably like 30 minutes, 40.
I wasn't feeling him already, and then the hornog was like last straw.
I was like, okay.
Okay, so what did you do when you honked him?
I was kind of, I texted him.
I knew it was him because I looked outside, but I was like, is that you laying on your horn?
Anyway, we went out, but I kind of got that emergency phone call.
Oh, you got that?
Yeah.
Translation, you had someone just call you?
Yeah, I wanted to fucking leave.
Yeah.
So you gave it a chance.
So he pissed you off with the hornhawk.
Okay, what deaded it then?
Because obviously you got in the car and went with him.
So what deaded it?
I think it's a lot of the same problem.
Like, I would try and talk about myself, but it was just like, I have this going for me.
Or, like, even fucking sound clap mapping.
Like, it was just a bunch of these weird personal interests where I was like, you're a fucking weirdo.
What did he do?
Hold on, what did he do, though?
Like, actively?
Like, what was he doing?
No, no, like, what did this guy do for a professional where he just felt the need to talk about himself?
I think it was random shit, like, oh, I produce music or something.
No, you don't.
You go on your phone and you touch buttons.
You don't do anything.
He was a musician, too?
Not a musician.
I mean, he was laying on the horn.
I wouldn't call that music, but he didn't really...
I don't know.
He made music, but he didn't make music.
Okay.
I don't know.
It was like, I think he was just throwing stuff out there because it was like, I do this and this and this.
Okay.
No.
It was just like the vibes I was picking up.
Was that a first date?
Yeah.
And last date.
You felt it was incongruent?
It wasn't authentic?
No.
I felt like he was trying to show off, like, act indifferent, but he had shown a lot of interest, so at that point I was just kind of, okay, I'm going to take a step back.
Okay.
Alright, what about you?
The only story that comes to mind right now is when, this is when I was into online dating, but he didn't appear as his profile picture.
How does it feel to be a guy, bro?
Hold on, hold on.
Stop right there.
How does it feel to be a guy?
Oh, I mean...
That's what it's like for us all the time.
But, you know, I still give it the benefit of the doubt because he wasn't unattractive.
He just wasn't what I expected.
Okay, what was it that you didn't...
Was he wasn't tall enough?
Was his teeth not as white as the picture?
Was his skin not as clear?
I want to know specifics.
Yeah, what was it?
What was it?
He was...
We're collecting a lot of data on this one.
A lot of data being collected on this one.
You're on a date with a guy, right?
Pause.
Not me.
And his bitch is black, but he comes out white.
That's fucking crazy, bro.
First of all, the thumbnail was just like a generic black and white thing.
Okay.
But in person, he was really stereotypically theater kid.
And I don't want to be rude to say that.
What does that mean?
She tried to say that nigga was a faggot, bro.
I did not say that.
I did not say that.
He had a Justin Bieber bank.
But it was like blue, big glasses, like awkward mannerisms, just like...
Oh, okay.
And then what...
We are rumble.
I'm still like...
I really could like what I would go through and just at least try to see who this person is.
Alright, would it be fair to say that his pictures conveyed him in a certain way, but when you met him in person, like, it just didn't jive, it didn't seem congruent?
He seemed a bit more effeminate than you expected?
A little bit.
Yeah.
But then, he also was kind of pushy.
He came off with, like, that hipster vibe?
Hipster's not the right word.
You said theater, so...
I said theater.
So artsy?
Yeah, but in the awkward way.
Like the ones who sit in the corner with, like, a hoodie and a drawing kind of way.
Oh, okay, okay.
So...
Okay.
School shooters.
There you go.
But anyway, what really sealed the deal for me anyway, after sitting there, he was kind of pushy.
Like, make your decision now, it's now or never.
Oh, good thing you did.
That's scary.
Okay, okay.
I'm sure you didn't actually say it like now or never, but what did he say specifically?
Because girls have a terrible habit of like, like summarize.
Well, tell me what he said specifically that made you come to that conclusion.
He told me to decide if I want to go on a second date with him, like, right now, because I'm looking for...
He was saying that he was looking for, like, serious things, and he needs to know right now, and I'm like, dude, I literally just met you.
Yeah, I was gonna say, how long have y'all been hanging out at that point when he's asking that question?
That was my first meeting.
No, no, but, like, how long, when he dropped that question, how long had y'all been out together?
Hour and a half tops.
Hour and a half tops.
Yeah, it was like a little kind of...
Was that the end of the date?
Okay, so you guys went and played some games, and then he told you, okay, so I need to know right now, etc.
Right now.
So I guess he came off as awkward, versus you thought he was going to be cool and down to earth and chill.
Yeah, like, I like creative people, but that wasn't, like, the cool kind of creative.
But anyway, so...
You know what's interesting?
What?
Like, um...
I don't think girls get it that, like, the most brilliant guys a lot of times are, like, socially awkward as fuck.
Very.
And they're very weird and stuff like that, and it's like girls, like, expect a guy to be brilliant and, like, be really talented, but at the same time be, like, super socially charismatic and charming, and very few men can actually do that.
Yeah, very few.
Very few.
All the smartest guys I know, the engineers, the doctors, etc., they're all awkward as fuck, actually.
They are.
I don't know what it is, man.
For every IQ point that you have, some kind of social point goes down.
It is what it is.
Brilliance typically comes at a cost.
But I get what you mean, though.
My problem was that trying to be forced into a decision at that moment.
Yeah, you could tolerate the weirdness for a little bit, but that was what made you say, okay.
Alright, what about you?
I need to know now!
Yeah, give me now!
I guess I would say like putting on a front and like being unprepared.
Okay, give us an example.
Give us a specific example because clearly you have a story in mind.
Okay, I guess.
It was like the only like first date I've ever really been on.
It was this dude, I feel like he was trying to present himself as like a sugar daddy and like I didn't realize like that's what he wanted.
Like he was just trying to act like cool.
I don't know.
He wanted to look a certain way going out with me, I guess.
And he asked me to go to a heat game.
And I was like, oh, that's cool.
I'll come with you, whatever.
He wanted me to dress a certain way.
I was like, okay.
We get there.
I don't know.
He had to buy the tickets out the window.
That kind of threw me off.
It was very, very last minute.
And then he had me sitting in basically the nosebleeds.
And he also complained about how much it cost when he bought the tickets.
And I was just like...
What the hell is going on?
I don't know.
It was just like, what are you doing?
How old was he?
Huh?
How old was he?
I think he said, first he lied about his age.
He said he was a little younger, but then I found out he was like 42.
I was 22 at the time.
You what?
What, 22?
Yeah.
Well, you've been with your nigga for five years, though.
We broke up that year.
One year, I was single within that five-year relationship.
The sugar daddy?
Yeah.
I was in Tampa, and we just left the club.
And I guess he, like, saw me in the streets, like, at the club.
And then me and my friend went to, like, Waffle House or something afterwards.
He saw you in the streets at the club.
Yeah, okay.
After the club.
We understand what you mean, but they have me sucking talking.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
He saw you out of and about after the club.
He had seen you in the club first.
But I didn't realize he had saw me, I guess, and then we went to Waffle House.
Waffle House?
We were leaving, or we were trying to go to Waffle House.
He was black.
He was black, wasn't he?
He was black.
All these niggas were in Waffle House.
Goddamn, Waffle House?
Something was wrong with it.
We couldn't get our food, so we go to the stoplight.
We're at a stoplight, and he pulls up next to us, and he rolls the window down, and then he takes me and my friend to Denny's and buys us food.
That was the first time meeting, okay?
So, no.
The second time with the heat game and stuff, that was...
Was this in Miami, though?
Yeah.
Well, we met in Tampa, and then we went to Miami.
Oh, you went all the way down to Miami with him?
Yeah, he drove.
Okay.
Damn.
Isn't it crazy?
What do you complain?
Like, okay, how do you complain about the tickets being expensive?
What do you say, specifically?
I don't know.
I don't remember.
He was just like, wow, like, oh my god.
Like, he was stressing about it.
I think he literally said, like, not for a long time, but he definitely made a comment, and I was just like, what the hell?
I don't know.
Wait, so...
Like, if you presented yourself a certain way, or you wanted to be that way, like, why would you do that?
I don't know.
I just want to tell y'all, pay the bill and don't fucking bat an eye, bro.
Yeah.
Like, girls pick up on little shit like that.
But notice, she said a year, she broke up with a guy, and then met this guy.
It didn't work out.
What'd she go back to?
Oh, I wasn't, like, taking this guy seriously.
It was kind of just for fun.
Like, I have never really gone on a date with someone, so I was like, oh, the heat game, that sounds really cool.
Like, that's worth it, you know?
No, no, but the main point is that you went back to her ex.
That was the main point.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
They all go back.
All right.
What about you?
Wait, what was the original question?
I mean, I know what I'm supposed to be like answering.
I just want to make sure I say all those lines.
When you go on a first date.
What turns you off?
Yeah, the number one thing they said that made you say a specific story where you said, fuck this shit out of me.
A lot of good lessons for the guys to hear here though.
So I had one pretty successful relationship.
It ended, but I felt like it was good and mutual when we broke up, and he was Middle Eastern, right?
So I kind of started seeking that a little bit, right?
Anyways...
Okay, and then the next person.
I got you.
So I meet this guy on Hinge recently, right?
He is from the Middle East.
He's from Jordan.
We decided to go on a date, okay?
So we go on a date, and he's like fucking vegan, right?
And that's fine, but I'm eating what I'm eating, so I got like a filet mignon, right?
I love that.
I'm chilling, doing my thing.
And you know how when you discuss like, you know, when you're looking over the menus, oh, so I decided to get this, you know, before it comes out, like just to maintain conversation.
You tell them what you're thinking about getting and whatnot.
So that's when he said, oh, well, I'm vegan, this and that.
Now, when the food comes out, when she obviously got a vegan meal, I'm eating my steak, right?
He looks at me and asks me if he could watch me eat.
And I was like, what?
No, I was like, honestly, no.
Like, this is very awkward.
So what was I going to do?
Like, not eat my food that just got put out?
So I just fucking awkwardly ate it.
Wish I didn't, honestly.
It wasn't even worth it.
It wasn't my money.
But I try to be polite.
He said, can I watch you eat?
Yes!
He wanted to watch you eat.
What?
Um, okay.
Myron, you ass.
It's literally happening.
Was it like that?
Did you give me that look?
No, it was worse than that.
If he put his forehead a little bit more towards the ground, it would look like that.
In Arabic, we will call someone like that.
You said he was from Jordan?
Yeah.
He's a fucking luthie, man.
Habibi!
Fucking, that's gay in Arabic.
Fag.
That's gay.
Like, bro, I don't know any Arab vegans.
That's fucking...
I try to think of it in the most positive way I could.
Like, I try to think, like, maybe he just, like, wants to see someone, like, eat something he can't.
I don't know.
Fucking weird.
Okay.
You can't make that shit up, though.
It literally fucking happened.
Yeah, that's strange.
It was, like, five minutes from my house, so it wasn't really too bad of, like, you know, I didn't really lose much.
It's like a cook for steak, I guess.
They could let me watch you eat that steak.
Right now.
Yeah.
At the minimum, I got a filet, so it wasn't that bad.
I think the important thing, because I wrote down these things, and I want the guys in the chat to learn, because a lot of guys get nervous where they go on first dates or do stupid shit, and they wonder, why do you fuck it up?
So, that's a weird one, but yeah, asking a girl to eat what she wants, watching her eat is strange, or unorthodox requests, don't do that on a first date.
You, which I think that was a good lesson.
If you're gonna purport yourself to be someone of higher status from a financial standpoint, you better not fucking complain when the bill comes, ever.
Right?
At least not in front of the girl.
So I think that's important.
Pushy.
A lot of guys do that.
Big mistake.
You, it seems like the guy was braggy.
Like, he basically wrote a check that he couldn't cash.
If you're gonna honk the fucking horn at the fucking girl, you better be on a Lamborghini outside.
You know what I mean?
Disrespectable behavior is only tolerated like that if you're the fucking shit.
Let's be honest here.
If he was in a Lambo, you probably wouldn't be complaining about this story.
You, um, uh, not talking, like, not having a conversation, a two-way conversation, just talking about himself too much.
Um, you, saggy pants, I mean, it's just, you gotta know the type of woman that you're going out with.
If you're going out with a hood rat chick, maybe, but, I mean, how'd y'all meet?
Mutual friends.
It was like a setup, kind of.
A setup?
Okay.
He probably thought it was like your darker skin, like, oh, I could get by with this shit.
But there are girls that are like, bro, you're sagging your pants.
Like, what are we, 15?
It's not going to work.
Yeah.
A lot of girls don't like the hood look.
You, I mean, that's pretty simple.
Unemployed.
Yeah, you know, rapper.
Okay.
Short, that's true.
Don't fucking make yourself look tall in your photos when you're not.
That could really fuck you up.
I'm verbal about it.
Everyone knows that's...
I don't have a specific when it comes into type.
It's really traits.
Ladies, I want to just ask guys heights, ladies.
I know it sounds fucked up, but just do it.
That's how you avoid that.
Because guys aren't going to tell you, and they're going to lie about it.
They're always going to say six foot when they really fight time.
Fellas, buy you a pair of Alexander McQueen's.
You'll go up and hype, my nigga.
And she won't even help you.
Or Tim's or some shit.
Don't give him that advice.
Show me a picture with no makeup on.
Oh baby, you took our phone.
And then for Puerto Rico, I think it's really important guys take the advice.
I mean, obviously this guy took it to the next level saying that he dated addicts, but I don't think you should talk negatively about exes.
You should always say, oh no, yeah, I had an ex, but I always tell guys, speak positively about your exes.
Just avoid that talk completely.
Yeah, yeah.
If it comes up, because girls like to ask that dumb shit all the time, if they like it, it just doesn't work out.
Yeah, yeah, it just doesn't work out, but she's a great girl.
That means you're hurt.
You're degraded in the person you went with.
Why aren't there just a memory?
Why would you go into detail?
Especially with meeting new people, why are you going into detail about your ex?
They're on your mind.
- He still missed himself.
- Yeah. - I don't wanna see that shit. - Yeah, and I think honestly the guys can learn from this because all of you guys gave very good answers.
That's why I was prying by the way to get the fucking story 'cause I wanted the guys to have the context of what they did that was stupid that ended the situation.
'Cause a lot of guys get left on scene or read after the first day and they wonder why I didn't Everything right.
Like, I guarantee that Scientology guy thought he did everything fucking right.
And he didn't get a second call.
Your guy, he probably knew right away that he wasn't.
Your guy maybe was probably wondering why she didn't hit me back or got money or I at least purported it.
The fact that he demanded to come for a second date just shows he doesn't get second dates.
Yeah, that was crazy.
He's like, nigga, you say no!
So I know!
Open my heart!
No!
So, okay.
Next chat.
So, guys, that's a learning lesson for some of y'all in there, man.
Don't say that.
We don't teach you nothing, motherfuckers.
Facts.
Next one.
And then we got to close this thing out.
Ladies, was y'all a virgin on your 18th birthday?
Nope.
Who was a virgin on their 18th birthday?
Don't cap.
Don't lie.
Don't lie.
Who was a virgin on their 18th birthday?
Who remembers that?
I was in high school and I had my first boyfriend, so I don't know.
I ran away from home.
Bit is hilarious.
Shout out to my boy Big M. Shout out Mills and Chris AK Terrence Howard.
Looking forward to meeting y'all.
I'll be in VMP with you fellas.
Looking forward to this and the Yacht Party is going to be fire.
Big things are going on.
Yo, bro, you don't understand.
Y'all's going to be off the chain, bro.
Yeah.
You better fucking come, at least for that.
Haiti is such a horrible country, and people always claim they are from Haitian as if it's some type of honor.
Go fix your shit country and stop the cannibalism.
Goddamn it.
It's not about being...
Oh, he said WBBQ. That'll be your barbecue cream.
It's not an honor.
Also, Haiti is what you get when blacks run the whole country and our kids.
Oh, wow.
That's so weird.
That's like, oh, don't say you're Mexican because you're from Mexico.
What?
That's so weird.
Don't say it in Chinese because you're from China.
I love these racist niggas, man.
They're so weird.
I'll call you cannibal and stuff.
There is a big debate of how we got here.
I eat chicken.
That's why we'll let this go for another day.
You racist niggas make me fucking dark, bro.
Yo, this shit's crazy.
Come on, bro.
We got two Asian niggas in here.
Hey, man.
Hey, you lay some people, man.
I see my boy Fresh got that fatherly cut.
Anyways, rating's 20.
Shout Benjamin Fresh.
Nigga said you shout Benjamin.
Shout Benjamin.
Alright.
Alright.
Okay, so...
Okay, they're rating the girls from 1 to 10, okay?
So, they called you...
Oh, shit.
Butthole Eyes?
Yeah, nigga.
Butthole Eyes, 4.
Bottle Girl, 4.
Ashes to Ashes, 3.
More ports...
1,000 Leeds United 2 Burnt Animal 3 Sewer Rat 4 Timon from Lion King.
Destiny's wife's boyfriend.
Is he an order?
Any y'all want to say anything back to this nigga?
I mean, that didn't make sense.
That was kind of childish.
Like, is it an order?
Like, not to say, oh, you're childish because you said something.
No, it was kind of lame.
Have you ever seen Timon?
Have you ever seen it alone from The Lion King?
Wait, why do they call me Buttwine Burnt Animal?
Why Buttwine Burnt Animal?
Yeah, that's kind of lame, right?
Honestly, there's so many worse things you could say.
That's honestly not that good.
Exactly.
You wasted your money.
For real.
I can't unsee it.
Butthole eyes, bro.
Yeah, like what?
I think it's trying to say because your eyes are like small and tight, so it's like a butthole.
I don't know.
No, no, no.
I don't fucking know.
What do you mean?
It's not really that bad of a thing.
All right.
Beardless, ruckus.
Okay.
Okay, SpongeBob says, ladies, why is it that when you anticipate an opposing or not along your lines thoughts answer from someone, you often refuse to provide an answer?
Ladies, name one country and either it's a capital city or a continent.
Fresh a subway, eat fresh, hit raw.
I think that's true.
I don't have to answer that.
We'll just go with three countries.
Three countries with Puerto Rico and you can't name the United States, Canada, Mexico, Haiti, Jamaica.
You're in the UK. How are you sweating?
Bolivia.
Honduras.
And one more.
Peru.
Where about you?
I'm not good at this at all.
It's only 100.
Europe.
Two more?
Africa.
One more.
You got this.
An article?
Don't help it, Chris.
One more.
Country?
Is that a country?
Alaska.
You stupid.
Let's go, Alaska.
I'll just do something for you.
You stupid.
I know Alaska, not a country.
Alaska's a state.
Because I just bounced off what the heck he just said.
I just said I'm right.
But like I said, I already said it myself.
Let's do another cold place, nigga.
You stupid.
- Are you still fucked up?
You still fucked up?
You said no nigga.
Are you still fucked up bro?
- You fucked up bro. - You fucked up.
- Europe, Alaska, Africa.
- Bro.
- Oh my god.
- Oh shit, okay.
- That influence is crazy bro. - That influence is crazy bro. - That influence is crazy.
- No, I know Alaska is in a country.
I know that for a fact. - I know you don't, bro. - No, I know that for a fact. - So, what'd you say? - I just threw it in because I couldn't think of the next thing.
She saw the British chick, she said, Europe. Europe. Europe. Europe. Europe.
All right, not a lie, you guys can't be fucking, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Stop the corner over there.
You're cheating.
No cheating.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, not in the corner.
Y'all in the corner.
No fucking cheating, man.
I'm sorry.
No cheating, man.
No conversing.
Name three countries.
Go ahead, man.
Brazil.
No, she's not until yet.
I asked her if...
Yeah, name three.
Brazil doesn't count.
You can't name a country that any of the girls on the table have mentioned.
Oh, I didn't know she mentioned that.
No, that's where she's from, so...
Yeah, we paid attention, unlike you.
Ecuador?
That's where you're from, no.
I wrote it down.
Oh, shit, you gotcha.
so three more and you can't name Italy either that's correct Chris Giving a little...
Two more.
You got this.
The United States.
You can't name America.
Come on!
We live here.
Come on, bro.
It's too easy.
You want women to be treated equal?
Let's go.
Italy?
I just said you can't name Italy.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You stupid.
You're putting me on pressure right now.
Come on.
Come on, man.
You got this.
You had plenty of time.
Brazil?
Bruh.
I'm fucking up.
I'm putting you on pressure right now.
Just two more.
You got it.
You got it.
You stupid.
stupid oh man come on you got this man you got this come on you got this that's twice bro come on i just named all the fucking countries that i've fucking named There's like 190 more!
There's so much more.
190 is crazy.
Think soccer, man.
Think soccer.
There's a lot of countries, man.
Sarah, think soccer.
You okay after this is crazy, too.
You're up.
Okay.
Sir, stop making the same shit, sir.
You stupid.
I wasn't listening to anyone else.
You know, I hear just say you're...
No, no, no.
One more, one more.
Yo, I see why niggas talk about themselves on dates, man.
Wait.
I mean, you have a majority of niggas can't even answer that question yourselves, so it's nothing.
No, everyone's sex.
That ain't been crazy.
I love this guy.
Fuck you with my head.
Alright, just two more.
You got this, babe.
I already...
What?
No, she said you were up, so we'll give her that.
So, next.
Alright, on to the next.
Dawn, finish.
Yeah, she wants to pass.
Pass me.
My God, bro.
Who's matching this, bro?
Her match.
She has no match.
This is her man.
No, I know.
You're stupid.
This is not my life.
This is her friend, bro.
Everyone's shitting on what I have to say.
No, no, no.
We believe in you.
Move on, move on, move on.
Dubai?
You're answering.
The next person has to go.
Dubai is our country, by the way.
Chris, come on.
You just ruined it.
What about you?
What about you?
Three countries.
Guyana?
Yep.
Oh no, that's really fun.
No, no, you can't.
It's what they said the same thing to me!
What the fuck?
Mama mia!
Oh my god, it's a big deal.
That's too funny.
Don't forget mine.
Keep going.
We're going to feed on.
We're going to feed on.
We're going to feed alive right now.
Go ahead.
You got this.
Three.
Three countries.
Three.
Okay.
Australia.
Okay.
Two more.
Chile.
Okay.
And Spain.
Alright.
You know what?
Nah.
Because you were talking with her and she mentioned Spain earlier.
One more.
I've been listening to everything the girls said.
She met her boyfriend's mom in Spain first and came to the United States.
I've been listening to everything I've been saying very closely.
Alright, so one more.
Yeah, I got one more.
more you got this 10 hours later Come on, man.
Saggy Pants Lego definitely knows three countries.
I'll tell you that.
Definitely not.
Okay.
He probably do.
He probably do, bro.
Go ahead.
One more.
You got this.
I'm trying to think.
You watch the show.
Russia.
All right, there you go, man.
Okay.
All right, comrade.
What about you?
Comrade.
Man, she definitely knows, bro.
Argentina.
Mm-hmm.
That's a good one.
Germany.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
What was it?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro, the Europeans always can name it, bro.
Yo.
It's Well, it's like states it's states so they go everywhere She's a flight planner too Yeah, yeah, she's a travel Yeah, she works and she works in travel too What about you in Boston?
Wait, wait, wait She's probably laughing at all these These Americans are fucking idiots I have the worst memory I have the worst memory Just yell at me if someone said it It's France Okay, surprisingly no one said that.
Albany.
Albany?
You stupid!
Okay, yeah.
No.
No, Algeria.
Okay, now one more.
Zimbabwe.
I say Albany, but I know Algeria's...
Okay, I'm not even...
I know my things, I just...
I'm tired.
You tired?
I bought the three, thank you.
Bro, I've been away for like 28 hours.
We're tired too.
Damn!
Where's my little thing?
Alright, one more.
No, you got one more country.
I said Zimbabwe.
Oh, okay.
Mo, you know what to do, nigga.
All right.
Give it a name.
Stupid.
I'll tell you this.
We did that name, Albany, which is a city in New York.
That's actually the capital of New York.
You stupid.
I was going for out here, yeah.
Yeah, I think what you meant to say is Albania.
That's probably what you wanted to say, right?
No, no.
What about you?
Panama.
What is it?
Panama.
Okay.
Norway.
Alright.
And, I don't know, Ukraine.
Alright.
Well, for now.
If you don't want Ukraine, Colombia.
Okay, she gave a replacement.
Alright, let's go.
Let's go.
See, that pressure works on her.
I need the country now!
Alright, what about you?
Ireland.
Germany.
She said Germany.
Croatia.
Oh, she did.
Croatia.
One more.
China.
Alright.
Just one more?
Okay.
You guys always make me laugh, so I'm not gonna make it an excuse.
Okay, ready?
Bro, you failed last time.
Alright, I'm here to redeem myself.
Jordan?
Qatar?
Qatar?
Even if I'm saying it wrong.
I don't want to give her Jordan because it was a part of her story.
No, it's not.
But you said it has to be.
It's not my ethnicity, obviously.
Katara, I'll give you, but two more because you fucked up so many other times.
And you brought her and she fucked everything up.
So two more.
Two more.
You can not do that to me.
There's two more.
You got this, man.
Two more.
Down to another 170 something.
This is fucked up.
No, that is not.
No.
It's not 170 something.
You got this.
Two more.
You got this, man.
We believe in you.
Icy brought me.
Abigail brought her.
We happen in here.
No, no, no.
Don't blame Icy and Abby.
She was the best earlier, man.
Don't name drop, man.
Don't dirty Icy and Abby's name.
We'll give you Qatar.
Go ahead.
Two more.
That was like a really complex one.
Why don't you get two points for that one?
I'm dead.
All right.
Okay, so what about Africa?
Okay.
Okay.
Qualcomm!
Points!
Should I have two?
For sure.
One more.
You got one more.
Go ahead.
I always have to go less.
Less!
Why is this fair?
It's okay.
One more.
You got it.
One more.
All right, Germany, Ireland.
Those are both mine, so that's why I know.
Just say anything, bro.
No, I'd rather say nothing than sound retarded.
Wow.
So you got Qatar Alphabet?
I got it now, one more.
It's too late, bro.
One more, man.
Come on, Kelsey.
You got it.
You got this.
Come on.
Redemption.
You got us.
Say Wakanda.
I think I said Wakanda.
Is that an actual thing?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No, mommy.
Don't say that.
Oh my god!
I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going.
Wait, did you say, like, Wakanda is an actual thing?
No, what about...
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
What about Dubai?
Okay, cool, cool.
Yeah, baby, Boston!
Fuck you guys!
We got it!
Dubai is actually a city.
So, uh...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, but...
Did I say earlier, right?
Dubai is actually a city.
It's not a country.
And at first I don't get...
I gave you the answer to that shit.
Why are you even hitting fresh?
I'm a victim right now, man.
I thought I won.
You didn't win shit, man.
You won nothing.
You won.
I think we've done this with you like three times and you failed every time.
It's been two times and I'm always in the same seat.
She told me, Chris, I study for countries.
I'm like, all right, bet.
Good luck tonight.
Girls, right?
She said, Qatar, Africa, and Dubai, bro.
You stupid, bro.
No, no.
There's girls like, fucking, what the hell's going on here, bro?
Nah, you guys wouldn't give me Jordan, and that was my first one.
Jordan is a country, for sure.
But, Kelsey, you told me you studied for this shit.
As a travel person, how embarrassing is this?
Very.
And you know what's funny?
A lot of Americans can't do this.
You know states, not countries.
This is horrible.
Americans don't travel.
You don't have to travel.
Like, your country...
Look how she's trying to dress it up and be nice.
So many countries.
People travel to here.
Yeah.
People travel to here.
That doesn't mean you shouldn't learn other places.
I mean, all of us got it.
All of us should get that in mind.
You are so off.
Yo, listen.
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Americans are retarded.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is funny as hell.
Americans are retarded.
I love doing this segue because it shows how retarded Americans are.
Sorry, ladies.
All right.
Fantastic.
What else do we got?
Can you please help me next time?
We can do flashcards before this.
Nigga, you should have studied.
No, she told me that.
How do you know what the questions are going to be and still fail the test, bro?
She's like, I studied in my...
Alright, bet.
Bro, she told you that?
Yeah, she did.
That's like going to the test.
Hey, I studied for the exam and I know the answers.
And then you still fail.
No, I had my three and then I had my three locked in and then they got taken over.
Ha ha ha!
So I ran out there.
Three was what I was able to hold in the moment.
I didn't really think about backups.
Backups?
Wow.
Yo, real talk, real talk, don't leave OnlyFans.
She's in college, she's about to have a master's degree, nigga.
She's about to have a bioengineering degree.
Don't do it, bro.
Ladies, after the end of a first date, the man takes you home, walks you to your door, and he has his expression on his face while slowly getting close to you, holly.
When was this?
What the fuck, man?
Alright!
They cook and mow in the chat.
Let's keep going.
Bro, I wouldn't even want to know the country's that point.
First, let me say you have held yourself very well through this nonsense.
Women who do this shit are numerous, meaning their victims are also numerous.
Thank you for how you've handled this.
Thank you.
Appreciate it, bro.
Ms.
Dula.
What the fuck?
Yeah, not fast.
Because she said, am I a dog?
Yo, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Keep that shit moving.
Keep that shit moving, bro.
I guess this thing is back.
This niggas back.
Jansbury, cancel your plans.
Yes, sir!
You're with us.
First tacos, then club and crib for bedroom fun.
For all you chat niggas, yes, fresh ass protections.
I'm highly absorbent.
Martha Stewart, bedding to pull out on.
Are you down, Shorty?
Why is there a crib?
I think I'm pulling out.
I think I'm pulling out.
What the fuck?
Dr. Michael.
Okay.
He's in front of him.
He's in front of him.
That laugh is more contagious.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Yo, play a song.
Play a song.
Yo, play a song.
Oh, man.
You never hear about me.
No second thoughts.
I have a single mom.
I have a single mom.
You say that my dad is single.
We got a long day, man.
Go back.
Let's just keep moving.
Why a Charizard card?
What the hell?
What the fuck does that mean?
Don't mind.
Was the Charizard the protection?
I didn't remember.
I don't even know what a Charizard is.
What a Charizard.
Oh, man.
Yo, Chris, I'm tired of seeing these damn female watermelons sucking hoes on the show.
What the hell?
He's calling us hogs.
No, he's talking about the black girls.
Yeah, yeah, that was obvious.
I don't even eat watermelon, but okay.
Guys, I'm moving into a new place tonight.
My friends are telling me to be careful that I'm moving into what's called the projects.
Oh my god.
Nigga was talking about her teeth being a project.
She's getting new teeth.
Anything else?
Yes, a lot.
Okay.
After a long night...
I'll make a screenshot.
Thank you.
What else?
What else?
Move on, move on.
That was good for y'all, man.
You let him hit it raw.
You didn't have second thoughts.
Now you're single mom, now you're single mom.
And y'all play that song.
I see a lot of nigorellas tonight as well.
You let him hit it raw.
It was hectic as fuck.
Hopefully this isn't.
Oh, God.
Alright, what else?
Moe would be looking at a raw box the same way he looks at burgers.
Goddamn, bro.
Yeah, man.
They be cooking everybody in the chat, man.
Let's keep going.
Oh, what the fuck?
Let's keep going.
They roast this too.
Yeah.
All right, ladies, be with a little man making 50 care per year or a man making 500 care per year that you know will cheat.
Why'd they like this?
Yeah, that shit blew me, man.
Yeah, man.
Y'all fucked up, man.
Why'd they like this?
Rum Tech says, y'all be spitting facts and eating most of your opinions.
I agree with mostly, Myron.
Could you please give a disclaimer?
Every show's statin, you will get triggered due to low tolerance to irrational arguments.
Okay, bro, that's fine.
He goes, city boys are bums because when a man has been getting pussy since the teens, he doesn't have much incentive to work for.
Essentially, having a chick's mindset to a certain extent toxic.
That's true.
Okay.
Weather, wealth goes, shout out my brother Detox.
I'll see you next week.
Fresh, tell your dog to stay out.
My girls DMs you too, Moe.
Sheesh!
He was just groomed, by the way.
Leave the men and women alone.
Nigga got canceled on Instagram.
He probably uses his dog's Instagram.
I don't have a password to it.
I don't have a password.
What?
Yeah, it's weird, bro.
When your dog vlogs into Instagram, then?
Nigga doesn't know the password.
What the hell?
Alright, shout out Moe.
Weight loss journey is going amazing.
Keep up the great work and never get by the WFNF. Alright, cool.
Anything else?
Yes.
Two more.
This question is for the ladies.
Who say you want a leader?
Why don't you let them lead when you find one?
Oh, yeah.
Alright, Joe.
Eric?
Rhetorical.
Myron, love the book, but personally, I think women deserve more.
More responsibility, more accountability, and the right to be treated like a man.
Also, ladies, can someone explain what girl math is?
Bro, you know what girl math is.
It's like when you have sex with a condom, they don't count that.
And yo, yeah, book in stores right now, guys.
Why Women Deserve Less, it's on Amazon.
How dare you?
Emiliano goes, ladies, what is the most important thing a guy did for you?
Oh, something that turned you off.
We kind of answered that with the thing before.
Marion, it sounds like you are training Chris for Homeland with the stereotype and great job.
He is almost ready.
I mean, nigga, like, I've taught kids for five years, man.
These girls are the same, man.
Rating starting at fit.
Oh shit, okay.
Michael Jackson, 4.
Gucci Matesister, 4.
20 plus 23?
Minus 3.
Minus 3, okay.
Optimus Prime, Chubby Paris Hilton, four.
Indian Goblin, two.
Are you Indian?
No, I'm Dominican.
Single Mom.
With the music!
With the music about me!
With the music, I think, and then a four.
Ghetto White Filth, one.
Damn, nigga!
And then Thought Kelsey, three.
Why the fuck did I get that name?
Wait, whatever.
I'm like an internet hooker.
A real life hooker is not as much.
A tuning train.
First base is anal.
Shout out to the British guys.
Let's get the last thoughts from the ladies.
Last thoughts on the show.
Hate it, love it.
Well, I like it.
I still haven't learned the countries, but fuck.
I feel like I'm getting somewhere.
Still have OnlyFans.
Still in the same place, but I like the show.
Gets me more fans.
It's good.
Next.
You really are a thought.
Alright.
There were no thoughts on the show, but definitely thought on the show, if you know what I mean.
Alright, what about you?
I guess I liked it.
It's funny.
I was, like, scared of it at first, but it's really not that bad.
I'm sure it can get bad, but, like, it was okay.
We're not that bad.
What else do you want me to say?
It was funny.
It was cool.
I don't know.
I thought, maybe.
I don't know.
You guys rassled.
Thank you for coming.
What about you?
This was a fun experience.
Thank you for having me.
Alright.
What about you?
I was entertained, and I like to talk.
Plus, I like the little edits.
I think they were funny.
You didn't talk that much, though.
Huh?
You didn't talk that much.
Really?
No.
I felt like I was fucking happy.
Anyway.
That's scary.
All right.
What about you?
Yeah, it was good.
It was an experience.
Thanks for having me.
Nice American experience.
How long do you think she's going to last for a new man, Fresh?
I'd give her a bow, like...
One month.
I think she got it.
It's been six months.
No, one more month.
Oh, one more month.
What do you do for a living, this guy?
He's in the Navy.
He's in the Navy.
He's in the Navy?
I give you five more minutes.
He don't have a baby.
What's his rank?
He's a helicopter engineer.
Okay.
A helicopter, okay.
Alright.
Interesting.
I gave you five minutes.
That's not a helicopter.
What are you going to say?
Is he here right now?
Yeah, he's in Miami.
Yeah.
Does he travel for, like, work?
No, he's best.
He's just moved steps to, like, Miami.
Okay, cool.
What about you?
It definitely was an experience.
A good one.
50-50.
What about you?
I had honestly a lot of fun.
It was a good experience for me.
Thank you so much.
At least one of us did.
Thank you for coming, man.
This is not a representation of me.
Oh, damn.
I can tell.
You're worse.
I can tell.
I can tell, honestly.
Black and black, same hair, same voice.
My hair is not even all the same.
No, it is.
It's dirty blonde, dirty blonde.
Yeah, but who said it was a reference?
Hers is blonde.
Mine's like...
It's the same shit, bro.
The same length.
Wait, what about the eyebrows?
There's no chance.
I can't even tell the difference between them.
Bro, it's the same shit, bro.
The eyebrows are not the same.
You're bugging me out.
Bro, if I saw you both in a club, you'd be the same.
No.
Are you being racist?
Racist?
What?
You know how they say all black people look alike?
Are you saying they just look alike?
No, they're profiling us.
They're profiling us crazy.
I was at a Cuban restaurant the other day.
I looked around and no other table had ketchup.
They went and brought me ketchup.
I'm like, bro, what the fuck is everyone's problem?
They're profiling us crazy.
Nah, they profile me.
Do you use ketchup?
I do, yes.
I guess they profile me right.
Okay, what about you, Haynie?
I enjoyed it because in my everyday life, I like hearing other people's perspective.
Whether it's good or bad, it's good to just know where other people's mindsets are.
Thank you for coming in.
I'm not running away.
Of course.
I told you, I only leave where I don't want to be at.
Thank you.
That was amazing.
What about you?
You weren't as argumentative today.
Yeah, you were chill today.
She's learning, I guess.
No comment.
I'm not going to start with the arguments.
I always catch a vibe here.
It's very refreshing to hear everyone's opinions.
You kind of get to learn a little bit more about who you hang out with.
What did you learn about who you hang out with?
You mean like other girls you hang out with?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Oh, so three or fours?
No, no, no, no.
Like their brain, you can see.
You don't really pick your friend's brain that much.
You kind of have just casual conversations, but like when you're put on the spot for certain questions, then it's like, oh, okay.
Oh, they're stupid.
Okay.
Oh, shout out to Michael Jackson and shout out Fresh and Myron, Icy, Chris.
Yeah.
Damn, I was last.
I see I love you.
He said, damn, I was last.
I was last.
That's crazy, bro.
That's wild.
All right.
That's wild.
How dare you.
All right, guys.
Hope you guys enjoyed the show.
This one was an educational one.
We had a good panel here.
We didn't have a fucking BET this time.
One more time.
Live event.
April 26th, here in Miami.
Yep.
Celebrity guests, three tiers, VIP, upper level, general admission.
After this live event, there's going to be a party on the yacht, crazy yacht, celebrities again, bottles, fun times.
Single mom, discount code.
Yes.
Save some money.
Come into it.
We leave Friday, LA.
So no more shows this week, guys.
We We gave y'all a 3P. I gave y'all a 10-hour stream.
Then I gave y'all two interviews that we gave you guys this fucking thing right here with the lovely ladies, man.
So I've been streaming for almost 24 hours, man, between Sneak and shit.
Let's go!
Hardest Working Podcast.
No show Friday.
We'll be back on...
We'll be back on Monday.
Wednesday.
Yeah, probably Wednesday, if anything.
You guys will probably get like one or two shows next week, man.
Love y'all.
Peace!
Peace!
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