Fresh & Fit - I got Banned but I'm BACK!
Aired: 2024-04-22
Duration: 06:53:34


=== Flashpoint Unlocks! (15:07) ===

[00:00:01]  Alright ninjas, welcome to the stream.
[00:00:03]  Let's give this show on the road.
[00:00:06]  Greetings.
[00:00:08]  Doomfist?
[00:00:12]  Assistant Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds.
[00:00:18]  I got one.
[00:00:20]  I got two.
[00:00:21]  Bro, get- I think they don't have teammates.
[00:00:35]  What is happening?
[00:00:37]  Doomfist on the point!
[00:00:54]  Whoa, what the hell?
[00:00:56]  He's on the left-hand side.
[00:00:58]  He's discorded too.
[00:01:01]  One go.
[00:01:02]  Carry one, carry one!
[00:01:05]  Got her.
[00:01:06]  You got away?
[00:01:08]  Adventure one Oh, there we go.
[00:01:18]  All right, switch the seam shot Come on Cole try a little harder *makes gunfire*
[00:01:38]  That's McCree on the side Shit!
[00:01:58]  Oh my bad.
[00:02:00]  This McCree just killed everyone.
[00:02:14]  Go back, man!
[00:02:15]  Come back What Doomfist is weak, but he's anti.
[00:02:40]  Alright, we lost this one.
[00:02:42]  They got it.
[00:02:44]  Disappointing, that's fine.
[00:02:47]  We'll get the next one.
[00:02:49]  Go fist on the right along with Venture.
[00:03:04]  I got Venture.
[00:03:05]  Okay.
[00:03:06]  Kuriko.
[00:03:07]  Kuriko in front and...
[00:03:08]  Where's this doing?
[00:03:09]  Kill Doomfist.
[00:03:11]  He's stuck.
[00:03:12]  I stuck him.
[00:03:13]  What the fuck?
[00:03:15]  Dead.
[00:03:16]  Dead.
[00:03:20]  We're clear behind.
[00:03:23]  Fetch or one.
[00:03:35]  Alright.
[00:03:37]  Back now.
[00:03:38]  Back now.
[00:03:45]  Yup.
[00:03:45]  Yup.
[00:03:47]  Bro, what?
[00:03:50]  Don't face flanking, man.
[00:03:52]  Get back to the point.
[00:03:53]  Yup.
[00:03:55]  Okay, we're gonna start popping ults.
[00:03:57]  Bro, what is this creep on? what is this creep on?
[00:04:18]  Alright.
[00:04:22]  When one or two more team fights we got this.
[00:04:26]  Okay.
[00:04:28]  There you go.
[00:04:30]  Ah, he was anti-healed too.
[00:04:33]  McCree one!
[00:04:34]  McCree one!
[00:04:34]  McCree- WHAT?! I hit him!
[00:04:37]  Bro.
[00:04:41]  So fucking bullshit, man.
[00:04:46]  No time to waste.
[00:04:50]  Meet your strike What is happening Why does my teammate always die?
[00:05:02]  You have to be in your bonnet.
[00:05:04]  Oh.
[00:05:05]  That was rough.
[00:05:06]  I asked you.
[00:05:07]  I need help with this.
[00:05:09]  Bro, my teammate always die.
[00:05:11]  I don't know why.
[00:05:15]  They always got paid.
[00:05:19]  Where was I? Dude, I spawned and they're all right in front of me, man.
[00:05:39]  What the fuck man?
[00:05:40]  *Mario's voice* Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds.
[00:05:51]  Get in there and I will be here.
[00:05:52]  Alright, now let's get in here and do this shit.
[00:05:55]  *Mario's voice* Flashpoint unlocked.
[00:06:01]  Over there.
[00:06:04]  What's up?
[00:06:07]  I will give you some time.
[00:06:09]  This is your warning.
[00:06:11]  *Mario's voice* Venture dead.
[00:06:15]  That's one gone.
[00:06:17]  First pick, first pick.
[00:06:22]  What the fuck?
[00:06:22]  Doomfist on the right.
[00:06:26]  We get this Doomfist.
[00:06:28]  He's on the right.
[00:06:28]  He's anti-healed.
[00:06:29]  He's one.
[00:06:30]  Bro Stuck Dead.
[00:06:39]  Let's go.
[00:06:40]  Let's take this shit.
[00:06:41]  These kids fucking suck, man.
[00:06:43]  Holy shit.
[00:06:49]  Don't get close to a veteran, he can one-shot you.
[00:06:54]  Just like Junkra, he can one-shot you.
[00:06:57]  This is my tactical visor charging That's a fetch feel get close he broke she They gotta nerf her burrow, bro.
[00:07:25]  That's fucking ridiculous, man.
[00:07:29]  Bro, she came from the other side of the map.
[00:07:33]  She literally burrowed from the other side of the fucking thing, man.
[00:07:39]  I'm trying to...
[00:07:41]  She's won!
[00:07:50]  Chasing her, man, but...
[00:07:52]  Of course.
[00:07:56]  Get in the point!
[00:07:57]  Get in the point!
[00:07:58]  They're still down two.
[00:07:59]  Don't be scared.
[00:08:03]  Doom is one!
[00:08:08]  Doom is one!
[00:08:10]  Oh my god, man!
[00:08:14]  You can still win this.
[00:08:18]  Bro, I killed you.
[00:08:19]  We got it, we got it, we got it.
[00:08:24]  The power of high ground on this McCree.
[00:08:30]  Alright, let's see.
[00:08:32]  My aim is so bad today.
[00:08:39]  Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds.
[00:08:50]  I need help.
[00:08:57]  I'm coming to you.
[00:08:58]  No, no, no, no, no, no!
[00:09:02]  Just get in the point, it's okay.
[00:09:04]  You still attack, it's okay.
[00:09:10]  Doom is one, Doom is one.
[00:09:12]  Horse.
[00:09:13]  Horse!
[00:09:15]  Fucking guy man.
[00:09:17]  Goofa's carrying them man.
[00:09:32]  Goofa's carrying them.
[00:09:46]  Much better.
[00:09:48]  Of course, Doofus right here.
[00:09:51]  Kill this idiot, man.
[00:09:53]  There we go.
[00:09:55]  One dead on your team.
[00:09:57]  How to dead on our Our healers are always fucking dead No time to waste Aventure flanking!
[00:10:18]  The stupid ass fucking Kiriko saying that Krista's mother fucker you're no heal!
[00:10:21]  I'm on fire!
[00:10:22]  Is he rewatching?
[00:10:24]  Adventure I don't know if your ney can stop her going underground.
[00:10:42]  Ah, no one to watch.
[00:10:44]  We lose that.
[00:10:44]  defeat ah play of the game in What the fuck?
[00:11:12]  Yo, our healers are retarded, man.
[00:11:13]  That's what I'm trying to say, bro.
[00:11:15]  And then you wonder why you lose.
[00:11:17]  You wonder why you lose, and then you look at shit like that.
[00:11:20]  It's like, he literally faded into the McCree.
[00:11:24]  And I'm wondering to myself, yo, why am I not getting healed?
[00:11:26]  It's because our healers are absolute fucking retards, bro.
[00:11:31]  Holy fuck, man.
[00:11:33]  Alright, let me, um...
[00:11:36]  Okay, let me fix this shit.
[00:11:38]  So, first and foremost, let's see here.
[00:11:42]  Boom.
[00:11:43]  Alright.
[00:11:49]  Okay.
[00:11:50]  Fixing some of the stream stuff right now for y'all right now with the rumble views and shit like that.
[00:11:57]  Alright, we got the rumble views in there.
[00:11:59]  boom that's done and I'm gonna fix the rumble chat
[00:12:18]  for you ninjas and I'm gonna fix the rumble chat for you to see the video.
[00:12:33]  Okay, now let me move the rumble chat for you guys.
[00:12:35]  I'm going to fix it real quick.
[00:12:37]  You guys probably want to see my health and shit, right?
[00:12:42]  Fuck man.
[00:12:43]  No.
[00:12:58]  I don't know why it won't let me mess with the rumble chat or move it.
[00:13:04]  Sorry, guys.
[00:13:05]  Guys, I don't know why it's acting like that.
[00:13:08]  Alright, he's being lame.
[00:13:22]  Recue.
[00:13:27]  I can move this.
[00:13:29]  Why can't I move this?
[00:13:32]  Oh.
[00:13:35]  That's why.
[00:13:36]  Okay, my bad.
[00:13:39]  Alright, yo, what's our win-loss right now?
[00:13:44]  Chinaman?
[00:13:46]  When you want to record to start.
[00:13:50]  I'll start now.
[00:13:51]  Can we play with Angie?
[00:13:52]  Yeah, we'll go with Angie too.
[00:13:53]  Yeah, we'll go all the comp games for today.
[00:13:56]  Yeah, 1-2.
[00:13:58]  We're 1-2 right now?
[00:13:59]  Okay.
[00:14:01]  The first loss, you let me win and lose again.
[00:14:05]  Oh, I can say return now.
[00:14:16]  Nice.
[00:14:16]  All right, Ninja.
[00:14:36]  So we got the chat.
[00:14:37]  Okay, maybe you want to go maybe you want to go in now or later?

=== Beep Beep McCreery (15:38) ===

[00:14:57]  Uh, in a little bit.
[00:15:00]  Alright.
[00:15:04]  Alright, so we got that good.
[00:15:09]  Alright.
[00:15:24]  What else?
[00:15:27]  Bills here?
[00:15:31]  Alright.
[00:15:32]  Bills in the chat.
[00:15:35]  Shout out to Bills.
[00:15:38]  They say there's Bills.
[00:15:41]  Johnny Billion.
[00:15:45]  It is beautiful.
[00:15:47]  Oh, why is our... why is our...
[00:16:06]  Where does this game take so much?
[00:16:09]  So fucking much.
[00:16:10]  Chat, anything y'all want us to respond to?
[00:16:26]  Or, uh, not respond to, excuse me.
[00:16:28]  Uh, to, um, to watch?
[00:16:34]  React to?
[00:17:01]  Nah, man.
[00:17:02]  Bills, you're the GOAT. You fix Myron Stream problem like a doctor.
[00:17:08]  You open a card there, snitch there, boom!
[00:17:13]  Myron Stream, good to go.
[00:17:15]  You're the GOAT. Hey, I got you, I got 0-2.
[00:17:28]  Oh, you did?
[00:17:30]  Is the food hot right now?
[00:17:31]  Yeah.
[00:17:32]  Alright, I'll have some more to weigh in.
[00:17:34]  Alright guys, I'm getting some steak.
[00:17:37]  And some...
[00:17:38]  Some black beans because there is no rice.
[00:17:42]  Yeah.
[00:17:43]  There is no rice.
[00:17:48]  Did you finish the YouTube stream?
[00:17:50]  Hmm?
[00:17:50]  Did you end it up the...
[00:17:52]  Did you end up the YouTube stream?
[00:17:53]  Yeah, I ended the YouTube stream, yeah.
[00:17:55]  Alright, so guys, what we're going to do is...
[00:17:57]  We're going to go ahead...
[00:18:00]  And play a YouTube video.
[00:18:04]  Tell me guys if y'all can hear this.
[00:18:07]  What the hell?
[00:18:08]  Hold on.
[00:18:16]  Here.
[00:18:18]  I didn't watch this video, but let's watch it together, guys.
[00:18:23]  Thank you.
[00:18:24]  I like this guy, Johnny Harris.
[00:18:28]  Tell me if you ninjas can hear this.
[00:18:32]  Let me know if you guys can hear.
[00:18:39]  Give me once in a chat so y'all can hear this.
[00:18:42]  We can react to it.
[00:18:43]  It's 1964 and a package has just been sent to Martin Luther King Jr's house in Atlanta, Georgia.
[00:18:51]  The package contains reels of tape.
[00:18:54]  Oh, never mind.
[00:18:55]  I've seen this before.
[00:18:56]  I've seen this before.
[00:18:57]  The FBI fucking tried to blackmail MLK. Yep.
[00:19:01]  I might do a Fed Reacts on that if y'all want.
[00:19:06]  Let's see.
[00:19:08]  Oh, we got a game.
[00:19:10]  We got a game?
[00:19:23]  Yeah.
[00:19:26]  I go to team channel.
[00:19:32]  Yeah, we'll go to team chat.
[00:19:34]  Angie, can you put this in the microwave?
[00:19:42]  I put the beans on top of it and put it in the microwave for another 2 minutes.
[00:19:47]  I hope they put up a fight.
[00:19:49]  You don't gotta do it right now.
[00:19:49]  Do it after you're done.
[00:19:51]  Cause I'm not gonna eat it right now anymore.
[00:19:52]  You got a game.
[00:19:53]  Game mode of spirit.
[00:19:55]  Hey.
[00:19:57]  Say, Shiveri is dead.
[00:19:59]  Hey.
[00:20:01]  Hey.
[00:20:01]  Oh, Myron, the cunt I gave me- I gave you.
[00:20:06]  You don't have to play a quick play.
[00:20:08]  You got instant play in the rank.
[00:20:10]  Alright, the one that, for Angie though, she gotta play Quick Play, right?
[00:20:13]  Win 4 games?
[00:20:15]  No, no, no, no, no.
[00:20:15]  We don't have to.
[00:20:17]  Okay, they're good now?
[00:20:20]  I got heals right here for you.
[00:20:35]  I got one I got you I got three.
[00:20:51]  There we go.
[00:20:52]  Nice man.
[00:20:57]  My Kree on top.
[00:20:58]  My Kree on top.
[00:20:59]  I hear him.
[00:21:01]  My Kree is here.
[00:21:02]  On this window.
[00:21:03]  Yup.
[00:21:03]  Yup.
[00:21:10]  She's dead.
[00:21:11]  Nice!
[00:21:14]  McCree on here.
[00:21:17]  Oh, Zarya on top.
[00:21:18]  Zarya on top.
[00:21:19]  I hear him.
[00:21:21]  Yeah, McCree's bottom right.
[00:21:22]  McCree bottom right.
[00:21:24]  I hit him.
[00:21:27]  He got heals right here.
[00:21:28]  Use my heals.
[00:21:29]  Use my heals.
[00:21:30]  China man.
[00:21:32]  I'm good.
[00:21:32]  I'm good.
[00:21:33]  Let's push, Myron.
[00:21:34]  Push.
[00:21:36]  I'm really feeling the heat.
[00:21:40]  Oh, we need to go back.
[00:21:46]  Mercury won!
[00:21:46]  We'll see him my Chris one Redeployed Redeploying!
[00:22:11]  I am ready to activate the sound barrier!
[00:22:14]  Face the sunrise!
[00:22:17]  Oh, let's break it!
[00:22:19]  Damn!
[00:22:22]  Get them away from the boat!
[00:22:29]  Number one!
[00:22:31]  Oh my god, Sombras!
[00:22:32]  Ran away.
[00:22:37]  Ah, break we- Break one!
[00:22:40]  Dammit!
[00:22:42]  Oh my god!
[00:22:44]  Oh my god, this bitch.
[00:22:48]  We lose this, we lose this.
[00:22:50]  My bad, my bad.
[00:22:51]  My position is fucked.
[00:22:53]  Oh, my bad guys, my bad.
[00:22:54]  You guys don't see the game, I'm sorry.
[00:22:58]  They didn't see the game last time.
[00:23:00]  Sorry chat, sorry, sorry, sorry.
[00:23:01]  Shout out to Angie for fixing it out.
[00:23:03]  Hi, hi, hi, hi.
[00:23:13]  I've got you in my side.
[00:23:19]  Give me a life.
[00:23:20]  Bro, what the fuck are healers doing, man?
[00:23:23]  Fucking trash, bro.
[00:23:26]  Goddamn battle.
[00:23:30]  Come back, man.
[00:23:38]  We lost three people And we don't got enough here for you to do I Moira dead.
[00:24:02]  Let's go!
[00:24:02]  Big pick!
[00:24:03]  Big pick!
[00:24:03]  Let's go!
[00:24:04]  Got her too!
[00:24:06]  Let's go!
[00:24:07]  Two dead on her team!
[00:24:09]  I killed two, bro.
[00:24:13]  Yo, our team fucking sucks, man!
[00:24:16]  Holy shit!
[00:24:18]  Yeah.
[00:24:20]  Yeah, we're down low heal.
[00:24:22]  We don't have heal.
[00:24:27]  I'm gonna get a ping.
[00:24:35]  I'll be flanking now.
[00:24:42]  We have to get in the point.
[00:24:44]  We have to get in the point.
[00:24:47]  We win, we win, we win.
[00:25:02]  Let's fucking go.
[00:25:03]  Holy shit, man.
[00:25:04]  Oh my god.
[00:25:05]  You like the handle, Marin?
[00:25:07]  No, it's good, bro.
[00:25:08]  But our teammates fucking suck, bro.
[00:25:12]  Yo, if you sorry-ass healers are in the chat, you need to fucking heal more.
[00:25:18]  There's no reason why I got fucking tag visor with a bunch of heroes that can't fucking negate it, and you dumbasses let me die.
[00:25:25]  Like, if I tag visor, I shouldn't have to tell you to keep me up while I do it, you fucking retards.
[00:25:33]  They left the war place.
[00:25:36]  Are they even in the chat, these sorry-ass niggas?
[00:25:37]  Let me look here.
[00:25:38]  No, of course they're not!
[00:25:39]  They were!
[00:25:40]  Fucking faggots, man!
[00:25:43]  Those soldiers are toxic!
[00:25:44]  No!
[00:25:44]  You're fucking toxic for sucking at this game, you fucking faggot!
[00:25:47]  Holy shit, man!
[00:25:50]  Motherfuckers are trash!
[00:25:52]  Fucking heal, you scrub!
[00:25:53]  The fuck off fucking speedboost and heal some more, you fucking sorry piece of shit!
[00:25:57]  God fucking damn it, man!
[00:25:58]  Whatever we will carry up kill everybody They're all rotating right around Arisa!
[00:26:09]  Arisa, hello!
[00:26:19]  Look at this dumbass Arisa.
[00:26:21]  She's out of position.
[00:26:25]  Need help.
[00:26:28]  Good hook on the McCree.
[00:26:35]  McCree won.
[00:26:36]  McCree won.
[00:26:37]  Got him.
[00:26:39]  Soldier in top right.
[00:26:40]  Soldier in top right.
[00:26:41]  Nice look, bro.
[00:26:42]  Nice look.
[00:26:43]  Get this dumbass Larissa.
[00:26:45]  Let's fucking go.
[00:26:46]  These motherfuckers are garbage.
[00:26:48]  I told y'all they're not fucking good Get back a bit man.
[00:26:53]  Yeah, I'm backing up.
[00:26:57]  I'm backing up.
[00:27:00]  Let's fight.
[00:27:03]  Okay, McCree McCree in the middle.
[00:27:06]  McCree in the middle right there.
[00:27:07]  Nice hook on the McCree.
[00:27:13]  Dead.
[00:27:15]  Idiot.
[00:27:20]  Two dead on her team.
[00:27:21]  Soldier?
[00:27:23]  I'm backing up I'm backing up.
[00:27:33]  They're ulting.
[00:27:34]  They're ulting.
[00:27:37]  Arisa's gonna ult.
[00:27:37]  Get ready.
[00:27:38]  She's gonna ult.
[00:27:39]  She's weak.
[00:27:40]  She's weak.
[00:27:41]  Bitch, get fucked.
[00:27:43]  Mercy dead?
[00:27:54]  Oh my god.
[00:27:55]  Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad.
[00:27:56]  Backing up.
[00:27:57]  I'm backing up.
[00:27:57]  We lost our Mercuri.
[00:27:58]  Back up.
[00:27:59]  Everybody back up.
[00:27:59]  I gotta attack Visor for this fight.
[00:28:00]  Back up, everybody.
[00:28:01]  Back up, back up, back up, back up.
[00:28:03]  Back up.
[00:28:03]  They're not in the chat.
[00:28:06]  Don't let Hog die.
[00:28:09]  Orisa weak.
[00:28:12]  Visor first, Meyer.
[00:28:13]  Go high ground advisor first The McCreel is one shot We got 90.
[00:28:28]  We got 90.
[00:28:28]  We got it to 90?
[00:28:30]  Alright.
[00:28:30]  I can take that.
[00:28:31]  I rub some dirt on it.
[00:28:33]  Let's go.
[00:28:34]  Yeah, we win next fight.
[00:28:36]  That's fine.
[00:28:38]  Don't die there.
[00:28:39]  We don't have tank They got a mercy now Wait Nice look!
[00:29:03]  Don't listen!
[00:29:05]  Focus on Arisa, she can die!
[00:29:07]  Arisa can die!
[00:29:08]  Arisa can die!
[00:29:09]  Oh my god, this bitch won't die.
[00:29:11]  Okay That's a fucking mercy pocket Okay, our tank is dead Uh, we can't push in.
[00:29:30]  Come back, come back, come back.
[00:29:31]  Keep going back, man.
[00:29:33]  Nice hook, nice hook, nice hook, nice hook, nice hook.
[00:29:35]  She can die.
[00:29:36]  Now we're pushing her, let's go.
[00:29:38]  Mercy on the right, mercy on the right, mercy on the right.
[00:29:42]  Got her, let's go.
[00:29:43]  Okay, let's pull these boots.
[00:29:45]  Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
[00:29:46]  I'll carry on it right, bro.
[00:29:48]  You feel B with us, bro?
[00:29:50]  You're stuck.
[00:29:51]  It's uh...
[00:29:53]  I'm taking the point.
[00:29:57]  These boots are fire.
[00:30:01]  Aye.
[00:30:02]  I see one.
[00:30:05]  That warms the bones.
[00:30:12]  Oh my god, I'm so bad today.

=== Fucking Carried (15:33) ===

[00:30:26]  Bro, healers, you guys got carried, man.
[00:30:28]  Get in the fucking backpack, man.
[00:30:30]  Y'all niggas don't deserve to win.
[00:30:31]  You guys got fucking carried.
[00:30:34]  Play of the game Fucking annoying bro Get idiots on our team like those fucking retards.
[00:31:00]  Bro, my McCree is missing so much shots today.
[00:31:04]  My bad.
[00:31:06]  It happens, bro.
[00:31:07]  He's a hard character to play, man.
[00:31:09]  He ain't easy.
[00:31:13]  Oh, we got another game.
[00:31:14]  That was quick.
[00:31:15]  I guess the beatings will continue.
[00:31:18]  That was fast
[00:31:45]  I think I need a little bit of practice.
[00:31:48]  This poor game is over.
[00:31:50]  Who's better, you or XQC?
[00:32:08]  XQC isn't good anymore.
[00:32:12]  You watch now.
[00:32:12]  I don't even think he plays this, right?
[00:32:15]  No, he doesn't.
[00:32:16]  I hope those who died defending this place have found peace.
[00:32:20]  Alright, let's go.
[00:32:21]  I'm probably better than XQC now.
[00:32:23]  I don't even think he plays this shit no more.
[00:32:27]  Alright, let's fuck these scrubs.
[00:32:28]  1.
[00:32:29]  Attack Kormasi.
[00:32:31]  Capture Objective A. The Zen is sweet, man, but he fucking...
[00:32:48]  Leave out a mech!
[00:32:59]  Bitch is dead, let's go!
[00:33:01]  Tank gone, now we can push in.
[00:33:05]  Zen dead.
[00:33:08]  This annoying ass venture.
[00:33:12]  Ventura and Kuriko are the last ones.
[00:33:18]  I killed this fucking trainee bitch man here he won They're finished I'm not sure how to get the gun out of the air Objective A captured Arigato You're moving out You're mine now
[00:33:44]  Oh Restoring down Over there Round of music Let the computer guide you On line Bad guys Take 'em out of the room Venture weak.
[00:34:13]  Bitch has a burrow because she's so garbage.
[00:34:15]  Is that one?
[00:34:24]  Good finish, Baptiste.
[00:34:30]  I'm with you on this Venture, bitch.
[00:34:32]  It rocks.
[00:34:33]  There's two genders, whore.
[00:34:35]  Fucking go.
[00:34:37]  Listen to their stupid-ass bi-agenda, or LGBT, whatever bullshit agenda that the guy going on, man.
[00:34:46]  Alright, uh...
[00:34:50]  Oh, yeah, bitch, you got hit with that rocket!
[00:34:58]  No!
[00:34:58]  What the fuck?
[00:34:59]  Kid got lucky man.
[00:35:07]  Wasn't even aiming!
[00:35:08]  fucking sorry piece of shit.
[00:35:09]  I can't get away with this.
[00:35:11]  We're outnumbered.
[00:35:14]  Stay sharp.
[00:35:15]  I'm back.
[00:35:21]  I got a visor.
[00:35:26]  We just got to get the D.Va out of me.
[00:35:28]  What the fuck is our Arisa doing, man?
[00:35:31]  I haven't seen this Arisa in the fight for a while.
[00:35:33]  I'm standing still for a bit huh?
[00:35:35]  There's this payload now Bro I got no heal?
[00:36:03]  Moving your payloads.
[00:36:05]  Man, did you see it?
[00:36:06]  You're alone, Meryl.
[00:36:07]  You're alone.
[00:36:08]  Look at the right side.
[00:36:09]  They're all on top.
[00:36:10]  No, no, no.
[00:36:11]  They're all on top.
[00:36:13]  They're gonna high ground you.
[00:36:15]  You're on disadvantage.
[00:36:19]  I'm back.
[00:36:21]  See?
[00:36:22]  The team is sorry to back Sombra weak I Need help?
[00:36:35]  Oh my god, man.
[00:36:37]  This Baptiste is one in four, bro.
[00:36:45]  Your teammates are fucking garbage.
[00:36:51]  Let's kill the D.Va first.
[00:36:53]  Here she is.
[00:36:54]  I see her.
[00:36:55]  I see her.
[00:36:58]  Let's kill the D.Va first.
[00:37:00]  Let's go in the castle.
[00:37:02]  *Sigh* AHHHHH MAN!
[00:37:16]  Fuck your transcendence, man!
[00:37:23]  Could've got so lucky, bro.
[00:37:27]  If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
[00:37:30]  I've seen tougher spots.
[00:37:58]  Why does our hero always die first?
[00:38:01]  Bro, I don't know what the fuck they're doing, man.
[00:38:04]  I seriously don't know what the fuck they're doing.
[00:38:10]  I got heals right here.
[00:38:12]  Use my heal pad.
[00:38:12]  Use my heal pad.
[00:38:16]  Get out of there, man.
[00:38:17]  Get out of there.
[00:38:18]  Bro.
[00:38:19]  Where is the team?
[00:38:20]  Let's go here.
[00:38:22]  Let's go here.
[00:38:22]  Go here.
[00:38:23]  Go here.
[00:38:23]  Thanks.
[00:38:25]  Arisa, come back!
[00:38:27]  I got heals right here.
[00:38:32]  Oh god, man.
[00:38:37]  Just stay on pedal man.
[00:38:42]  It's okay, just stay on pedal.
[00:38:45]  Diva's about to be out of mech!
[00:38:47]  She's out of mech!
[00:38:52]  Why you guys always die?
[00:38:55]  Not getting healed, bro.
[00:38:56]  Not getting healed at all.
[00:38:59]  Tell yourself that...
[00:39:01]  Of course you were healed...
[00:39:03]  Sector 7!
[00:39:04]  You're 2 and 6!
[00:39:05]  Shut the fuck up you fucking fulgurr and faggot!
[00:39:08]  Shut the fuck up!
[00:39:08]  4,000 heroes!
[00:39:10]  4,000 heroes!
[00:39:12]  You're 4- Yo!
[00:39:14]  You literally have jumped in the dust!
[00:39:16]  You fucking suck!
[00:39:18]  Can you tell me who helps us with Sombra and stuff, huh?
[00:39:23]  No one.
[00:39:24]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:39:25]  You can heal yourself!
[00:39:26]  You suck!
[00:39:30]  You fucking suck!
[00:39:31]  You fucking faggot!
[00:39:32]  You European fucking faggot!
[00:39:34]  Shut the fuck up, man!
[00:39:36]  Oh, yeah!
[00:39:37]  Oh, yeah!
[00:39:38]  I'm a stupid European!
[00:39:39]  Using the Eurodollar, which fucking sucks that my country blows!
[00:39:42]  And we wouldn't exist if it wasn't for the United States!
[00:39:44]  Shut the fuck up, faggot!
[00:39:46]  You fucking suck!
[00:39:47]  Every soldier needs a Talking all this fucking shit, you fucking euro faggot.
[00:39:51]  Holy shit, man.
[00:39:54]  You got the fucking nerve to talk shit to me while you're fucking two and six?
[00:39:57]  You fucking scrub?
[00:39:59]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:40:02]  And you think Overwatch is the most important thing in the world?
[00:40:06]  No, but that's really why you suck!
[00:40:08]  Because you don't take anything seriously in your life, bro.
[00:40:11]  You don't take any- You don't- Oh yeah bro, I have a life!
[00:40:14]  I have a life!
[00:40:15]  Shut the fuck up!
[00:40:17]  Shut the fuck up!
[00:40:19]  We don't care!
[00:40:20]  We don't know!
[00:40:22]  We don't give a fuck!
[00:40:23]  Shut the fuck up!
[00:40:26]  What a loser!
[00:40:29]  What a little loser you are, huh?
[00:40:31]  Hey, look, Baptiste, I make more money than you, I get more bitches than you, I'm more famous than you, so shut the fuck up!
[00:40:36]  Don't even use that as an excuse, you fucking faggot!
[00:40:38]  What does that mean?
[00:40:40]  You just suck!
[00:40:41]  You just suck!
[00:40:42]  You don't got a life either!
[00:40:43]  You fucking just suck, faggot!
[00:40:44]  Because you're an asshole, you don't suck, or what?
[00:40:46]  Is that your logic here?
[00:40:47]  You fucking suck!
[00:40:48]  You little menace!
[00:40:50]  You fucking suck!
[00:40:51]  You are literally fucking trash!
[00:40:53]  Yeah, that's why I talk like you, because I suck, not you!
[00:40:57]  You're just hopping up and down, not doing nothing, man!
[00:40:59]  Just heal the fucking team and stop dying!
[00:41:00]  Are you listening to yourself?
[00:41:02]  I am.
[00:41:02]  Don't you have eyes on your head?
[00:41:04]  D-Va on the left.
[00:41:06]  And you have, yeah, as I said, yeah.
[00:41:13]  If I die that often, you maybe should care about it, you know?
[00:41:17]  You should maybe care about it, yeah.
[00:41:20]  Who doesn't care and who can't kill enemies, huh?
[00:41:24]  The DPS who is so mega aggressive.
[00:41:28]  Because of nothing, and has actually the feeling that you have to have- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! Shut up!
[00:41:35]  No one understands you!
[00:41:37]  Shut the fuck up!
[00:41:39]  No one understands you!
[00:41:40]  Shut up!
[00:41:41]  You European fuck!
[00:41:42]  Shut up!
[00:41:44]  Nobody understands you, bro!
[00:41:46]  Shut up!
[00:41:47]  Yeah, I know you're dumb to understand it.
[00:41:49]  You fucking use a Eurodollar, man!
[00:41:51]  Shut up!
[00:41:51]  Nobody gives a fuck what you gotta say!
[00:41:53]  You fucking dumb German fuck!
[00:41:58]  You fucking talk.
[00:41:59]  Oh They'll regret that I Oh my god, kill everybody!
[00:42:19]  Oh my god!
[00:42:23]  Who got first on that last hit fight?
[00:42:25]  Baptiste, of course. - Nothing can attack me. - Let go, let go, I can't wait everybody.
[00:42:29]  It's okay.
[00:42:31]  I saved my teammates.
[00:42:39]  Hanzo one shot.
[00:42:40]  Hanzo one shot.
[00:42:45]  I got heals right here Arisa.
[00:42:54]  Use it.
[00:42:55]  Use it.
[00:42:55]  My heals.
[00:42:58]  Touchpoint touchpoint touchpoint Now you can kill something with the Q Shut your fucking mouth Now you see me
[00:43:28]  Now you don't You know how hard I kill you sorry ass Shut your fucking mouth!
[00:43:34]  You don't have any gratitude?
[00:43:37]  Say thank you!
[00:43:38]  Or nothing else!
[00:43:39]  Shut your fucking mouth!
[00:43:41]  Oh my god you're so fucking annoying!
[00:43:44]  European fuck With a bunch of psychopaths are you?
[00:43:56]  Bro, you're two and eight, man, and you're still talking shit?
[00:43:58]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:43:59]  You're not healing, you're just dying the whole time.
[00:44:01]  That's all you're doing.
[00:44:02]  That's all you're doing is fucking dying.
[00:44:04]  Fucking Europeans just hop around in the fucking...
[00:44:07]  You're literally just...
[00:44:08]  All you're doing is hopping around.
[00:44:09]  You fucking suck, man.
[00:44:11]  You fucking suck man.
[00:44:12]  You such a loser.
[00:44:13]  Are you Germany?
[00:44:23]  Are you German?
[00:44:24]  I asked you.
[00:44:27]  No.
[00:44:27]  Are you German?
[00:44:29]  No, I said, are you deaf?
[00:44:31]  Where come from?
[00:44:35]  I can't get away with this.
[00:44:37]  Where are you from?
[00:44:38]  Over there!
[00:44:38]  Why should I tell you?
[00:44:40]  So that you can make racist comments, you stupid fucker.
[00:44:43]  Yeah.
[00:44:44]  How do you know?
[00:44:45]  Yeah, don't fuck yourself.
[00:44:46]  Yeah, I told you, where are you from?
[00:44:48]  He's embarrassed the worst one, that's why.
[00:44:49]  Yeah, and I said, I don't tell you, are you deaf?
[00:44:51]  Oh my god, you don't have a backbone?
[00:44:54]  You don't grow proud of your own culture?
[00:44:57]  Oh my god, you're a fucking loser, pussy!
[00:45:00]  Oh my god, shut your fucking mouth!
[00:45:02]  You don't even want to talk where you're from!
[00:45:05]  Yeah, who cares where I'm from?
[00:45:07]  What difference does it make?
[00:45:08]  That's the point.
[00:45:09]  But you're too stupid to get that point, I know.
[00:45:13]  Solzern over here, Solzern.
[00:45:15]  Obviously too brain dead.
[00:45:17]  Because he thinks that makes any difference.
[00:45:20]  Look at you coming back from spawn.
[00:45:26]  Because you're always fucking dead, that's the problem.
[00:45:29]  Dumbass, I look at you and where are you coming back from spawn?
[00:45:31]  Because you just die all day.
[00:45:33]  You fucking faggot.

=== Overwatch Fiascos (15:16) ===

[00:45:35]  You're a fucking embarrassment.
[00:45:36]  I wouldn't want to say where I'm from either if I were you, you fucking homo.
[00:45:38]  You're an embarrassment to your country.
[00:45:40]  Yeah.
[00:45:41]  Why?
[00:45:42]  Because I'm bad in Overwatch.
[00:45:43]  Listen to yourself.
[00:45:45]  You're so full of shit.
[00:45:45]  You're a fucking embarrassment.
[00:45:48]  You're bad at everything you do.
[00:45:49]  Hanzo flanking.
[00:45:50]  Hanzo flanking.
[00:45:51]  Yeah, I know that monster half is my...
[00:45:54]  He's no problem to read from here.
[00:45:57]  Nice flak, man.
[00:45:58]  Nice flak.
[00:45:59]  You got visor.
[00:46:00]  I'm trying to make a place.
[00:46:01]  Into the iris.
[00:46:05]  They both looked at me when I used it.
[00:46:11]  I would say our soldiers should start killing stuff.
[00:46:21]  Don't you agree?
[00:46:24]  Bro, I know you ain't talking shit.
[00:46:26]  You're always dead.
[00:46:27]  You're always dead, bro, and you're not healing me at all.
[00:46:30]  Because you're a fucking faggot.
[00:46:31]  Yeah, and you don't care about it at all.
[00:46:34]  You're an idiot.
[00:46:34]  You're a real idiot.
[00:46:36]  You're literally an idiot, bro.
[00:46:39]  Shut the fuck up, faggot.
[00:46:41]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:46:42]  You're literally getting carried right now and you have the fucking nerve to talk shit.
[00:46:45]  We're carrying your sorry ass, bro.
[00:46:47]  You've been negative the whole time.
[00:46:49]  You're not healing.
[00:46:49]  You're not doing damage.
[00:46:50]  You're not doing shit.
[00:46:51]  You're absolutely bad.
[00:46:51]  You're not carrying anything.
[00:46:52]  You're getting fucking carried.
[00:46:53]  You're absolute trash.
[00:46:55]  My Q is carrying you.
[00:46:57]  Just a big mouth.
[00:46:57]  Nothing behind it.
[00:46:58]  Just a big mouth.
[00:46:59]  That's all you are.
[00:47:00]  I know you ain't talking.
[00:47:01]  The guy that fucking won't even say where he's from, you fucking faggot.
[00:47:06]  And we fucking win.
[00:47:08]  Get carrying, you fucking faggot!
[00:47:09]  SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! Listen to yourself.
[00:47:16]  Watch your father!
[00:47:18]  Psychiatrist.
[00:47:18]  Watch your father play for the game!
[00:47:21]  Look at your father!
[00:47:22]  I'm your father!
[00:47:23]  Look at this play of a game!
[00:47:25]  Shut your fucking mouth!
[00:47:27]  Wow, you're number one!
[00:47:29]  I knew it!
[00:47:30]  You're number one!
[00:47:31]  Jeez, look!
[00:47:32]  Look at these misses!
[00:47:34]  Yo, you European fuck, bro!
[00:47:36]  Shut the fuck up!
[00:47:38]  Fucking homo, man.
[00:47:40]  Yo, why are we getting faggots today, bro?
[00:47:43]  I don't know!
[00:47:46]  This game is...
[00:47:47]  So gay.
[00:47:49]  I mean...
[00:47:50]  A gay game...
[00:47:51]  Attract gays.
[00:47:53]  See, now y'all see why I can't fucking stream on fucking...
[00:47:55]  Why I can't stream on fucking Twitch and shit like that.
[00:47:59]  Facebook with...
[00:48:00]  Not Facebook.
[00:48:01]  YouTube with Chinaman.
[00:48:03]  We gotta really hold it back when we play these fucking faggots, bro.
[00:48:07]  That's true.
[00:48:11]  I literally saved my entire game there.
[00:48:16]  I've been caring so hard for these fuckers.
[00:48:19]  Ziana!
[00:48:27]  Let's see.
[00:48:28]  Last match.
[00:48:29]  Every soldier.
[00:48:40]  Alright, I... Alright, I avoided him as a teammate, bro.
[00:48:50]  That dude's a fucking homo.
[00:48:51]  I avoided him as a teammate.
[00:48:53]  Bro.
[00:48:55]  Bro doesn't even say where is she from.
[00:48:57]  Yeah, because he's an embarrassment to his country, bro.
[00:49:00]  Fucking homo.
[00:49:01]  So you can make racist comments.
[00:49:03]  Yeah, bitch, I am going to make some racist comments because you're an embarrassment.
[00:49:06]  Fucking homo.
[00:49:07]  Yeah.
[00:49:09]  The homo always doesn't have a backbone.
[00:49:12]  Fucking faggot, man.
[00:49:17]  I'm not going to lie, that was some nice shot there, man.
[00:49:20]  Hey man, we gotta shit on those.
[00:49:22]  Yeah, I know.
[00:49:22]  That was good stuff.
[00:49:23]  Alright, let's see here.
[00:49:25]  Hello!
[00:49:37]  Segmo weeks.
[00:49:37]  Wait.
[00:49:47]  Sigma weak.
[00:49:50]  Hey guys, can you hear me now?
[00:49:53]  Soldier in one.
[00:49:53]  Good finish, good finish.
[00:49:56]  What are you guys playing?
[00:49:58]  Oh my god, my bad.
[00:50:03]  You got this, Myron.
[00:50:04]  They're all low, they're all low.
[00:50:06]  Nah, he's full health now.
[00:50:07]  He has a mercy pocket on him.
[00:50:09]  Off angle, off angle.
[00:50:10]  You got this.
[00:50:11]  Ash on the right, Ash on the right.
[00:50:13]  Ash one.
[00:50:14]  Oh shit.
[00:50:15]  Oh by the way, everyone dies in the woods.
[00:50:17]  Feels all up.
[00:50:18]  Moira, one, Moira!
[00:50:21]  Moira one on their team!
[00:50:26]  Moira one!
[00:50:27]  Got her!
[00:50:30]  I pressed my E! Ash is weak!
[00:50:33]  Ash is weak on the right!
[00:50:34]  Ash is weak on the- Seekamon!
[00:50:36]  Seekamon!
[00:50:37]  Focus on Seekamon!
[00:50:37]  I'm shooting!
[00:50:39]  I'm shooting!
[00:50:41]  I died twice now!
[00:50:45]  Seekamon needs to go!
[00:50:46]  Got him!
[00:50:48]  Mercy!
[00:50:49]  Mercy!
[00:50:51]  Oh, I'm gonna shine it back.
[00:50:52]  fucking shit Well high-peats man still got some
[00:51:04]  I can't get used to it.
[00:51:25]  Sigma-1!
[00:51:25]  Sigma-1!
[00:51:26]  Oh sh...
[00:51:26]  I mean, sometimes I blow the... Biotics to blow the...
[00:51:30]  But, um... Sigma...
[00:51:36]  I'm shooing him.
[00:51:38]  Oh, shit.
[00:51:40]  Oh, shit.
[00:51:42]  I've got to do my sights.
[00:51:44]  Time to counter these fucks.
[00:51:46]  I'm a fraction of the universe.
[00:51:48]  Where...
[00:51:50]  Fuck!
[00:51:53]  I'll show the visor from up top.
[00:51:57]  We're still in this.
[00:52:00]  They'll regret that.
[00:52:05]  We're outnumbered.
[00:52:07]  Stay sharp.
[00:52:11]  Oh my god.
[00:52:12]  I killed three people there.
[00:52:15]  Go back, Myron.
[00:52:16]  They're on top.
[00:52:17]  They can one shot you.
[00:52:19]  An interesting question.
[00:52:21]  How to make the payload move once again.
[00:52:25]  Take high ground up from over here.
[00:52:29]  Experiment.
[00:52:41]  Wow!
[00:52:43]  The Ashe fucking two-shot at me, bro.
[00:52:45]  Fucking mercy pocket.
[00:52:51]  I've seen tougher spots.
[00:53:07]  Sigma weak!
[00:53:10]  Wow.
[00:53:14]  Setting up beds They're all looking at me Can you guys go to the point?
[00:53:37]  They're all looking at me.
[00:53:40]  Sigma and Ash are looking at us.
[00:53:41]  Sigma and Moira, I'm on the main street.
[00:53:47]  Please kill this Sigma, Zarya.
[00:53:49]  I'm gonna shock about it.
[00:53:55]  I'm gonna die.
[00:53:56]  Ass behind us!
[00:53:59]  What the fuck?!
[00:54:00]  Bro!
[00:54:02]  Fucking frustrating man.
[00:54:10]  Collapse.
[00:54:11]  I got mercy.
[00:54:12]  Deploying.
[00:54:14]  Take high ground again.
[00:54:23]  At least try to.
[00:54:25]  I got you!
[00:54:30]  I got two, and there's still two chasing me!
[00:54:33]  Oh, come on, guys!
[00:54:34]  There are only two on high ground!
[00:54:36]  I killed two, and there's two chasing me!
[00:54:38]  We should've won that!
[00:54:40]  We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it.
[00:54:41]  Oh my god, there's so much!
[00:54:43]  Tap the point, man.
[00:54:47]  Yeah, advisor if you can.
[00:54:48]  I'm about to have it.
[00:54:50]  I'm about to have it.
[00:54:50]  97 to it.
[00:54:53]  No, no, no.
[00:54:53]  Pop it in.
[00:54:54]  Let's go!
[00:54:55]  He heals though.
[00:55:00]  Sigma?
[00:55:01]  Good finish.
[00:55:07]  Ass is weak!
[00:55:11]  Chaser down!
[00:55:12]  Thank you.
[00:55:13]  Kiri?
[00:55:16]  Come here with me, man.
[00:55:18]  Come here with me on high ground No one's pushing.
[00:55:26]  I only got one person on payload.
[00:55:28]  We gotta grab.
[00:55:33]  Oh man!
[00:55:40]  Ash up top just shooting us.
[00:55:54]  Ash up top, one shot!
[00:55:57]  Ash up top, I weakened her, but...
[00:55:59]  Bro, he's- he's full heal.
[00:56:04]  She has a mercy pocket, probably.
[00:56:06]  No, they don't got mercy.
[00:56:08]  Ishimas got healed.
[00:56:10]  Yeah, he got healed.
[00:56:11]  It was when I showed him that.
[00:56:12]  There's a vantage behind.
[00:56:22]  60 seconds.
[00:56:24]  There's the Jester too.
[00:56:25]  Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm Cassidy!
[00:56:38]  What the hell?
[00:56:40]  If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
[00:56:43]  Yeah.
[00:56:44]  Alright, we got another team fight.
[00:56:47]  Okay.
[00:56:48]  Yeah, trying to read their team.
[00:56:54]  You have to read their team.
[00:56:56]  They got Ashe.
[00:56:57]  Ashe always gonna take the high ground.
[00:56:58]  If they got Vantage, Vantage always gonna flank Just be careful what they got See?
[00:57:08]  See?
[00:57:09]  You got flanked again See that, see that, see that, see that Push them out, they're off, they're off, they're off What the fuck are healers doing, man?
[00:57:26]  Holy shit!
[00:57:31]  Their healers are pocketing them, but they're not doing shit for us, man.
[00:57:34]  Dude, look at their healing compared to ours, man.
[00:57:50]  The other team has double our shit.
[00:57:55]  And they have the same exact fucking healers.
[00:58:00]  What does that tell you?
[00:58:02]  Holy fuck man Yeah, we're gonna hold them on Hagron Fucking Scrubs, man!
[00:58:13]  Can you guys go Mercy?
[00:58:15]  Let's go Mercy.
[00:58:17]  We're gonna kill them all.
[00:58:20]  I don't know if they're even in the chat.
[00:58:21]  Are these fucking faggots in the chat?
[00:58:22]  Yeah, they are in the chat.
[00:58:23]  Hey!
[00:58:24]  Dickheads!
[00:58:25]  One of y'all needs to go is fucking Mercy, man.
[00:58:27]  You fucking faggots are not competing when it comes to the fucking heels, man.
[00:58:30]  They're literally...
[00:58:31]  They're doubling us on heels.
[00:58:34]  And then you fucking assholes wonder why we can't stand a fight long enough.
[00:58:38]  Fucking scrubs, man.
[00:58:41]  Support players are fucking trash, man.
[00:58:47]  Bro, if I was playing healer, they're like, bro, what the fuck, man?
[00:58:52]  Give me Ana right now.
[00:58:54]  We'd be fucking destroying these kids.
[00:58:56]  Fucking scrubs on our team, man.
[00:58:58]  Fuck, man.
[00:59:01]  Oh, this is another one.
[00:59:03]  What delightful creatures.
[00:59:04]  Oh my god.
[00:59:06]  The healer dip is crazy.
[00:59:07]  Ash.
[00:59:08]  Five, four, three, two, one.
[00:59:17]  Oh, nice one there.
[00:59:18]  Backass.
[00:59:19]  Stop the pain with the pain.
[00:59:21]  Just keep on pressing about choices.
[00:59:23]  Come on.
[00:59:24]  Come on.
[00:59:26]  She already ran.
[00:59:27]  Thank you.
[00:59:31]  Oh, what the fuck?
[00:59:38]  Venture!
[00:59:38]  Venture, what's up?
[00:59:38]  She's coming Ashes one What?
[00:59:49]  Bro, what the fuck?
[00:59:51]  Why?!
[00:59:52]  Bro, me and you were the only- Bro, we were the only ones that were alive, bro.
[00:59:56]  Our whole team died.
[00:59:57]  Yeah.
[00:59:57]  We're the only ones.
[01:00:01]  If I'm still standing, I'm still standing.
[01:00:03]  Yeah, try to read their team.
[01:00:07]  You gotta be careful what you do.
[01:00:12]  Go back, Myron.
[01:00:13]  We're losing.
[01:00:13]  Yup.
[01:00:15]  Go high ground.
[01:00:16]  Go high ground.
[01:00:19]  What the fuck is this Moira doing?
[01:00:21]  He'll do!
[01:00:22]  Holy shit you suck!
[01:00:24]  Fucking terrible!
[01:00:31]  You're up to me, Daisy!
[01:00:35]  Ash?
[01:00:36]  Ash in that room?

=== Sigma One Alert! (15:28) ===

[01:00:37]  Ash in that room?
[01:00:41]  Vantage is flanking again, Marin.
[01:00:43]  Be careful on your back.
[01:00:45]  Vantage is flanking again, Marin!
[01:00:49]  She ran, she ran.
[01:00:54]  He's a boring ass bitch.
[01:00:55]  One shot.
[01:01:02]  Still, alright.
[01:01:10]  courtyard, Sigma.
[01:01:12]  Sigma one!
[01:01:18]  Sigma one!
[01:01:18]  Sigma-1!
[01:01:19]  Bob!
[01:01:20]  Do something!
[01:01:23]  Oh, my God.
[01:01:24]  Just hi, man.
[01:01:25]  Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
[01:01:26]  Hatched up Don't add to hash man I'm not.
[01:01:41]  But Venture's here too.
[01:01:44]  Dad, thank you.
[01:01:45]  I got a visor.
[01:01:46]  I need heals.
[01:01:48]  Let's go on this Ashe.
[01:01:49]  Let's get this Ashe.
[01:01:50]  Ashe has won.
[01:01:52]  That's their best player right there, is that fucking Ashe.
[01:01:56]  Ashe is gone.
[01:01:57]  Fuck these fucking faggots.
[01:01:58]  I'm Steven Paddock now.
[01:01:59]  I'm on the highbrow.
[01:02:00]  What's up, faggots?
[01:02:01]  Come here, bitch!
[01:02:04]  You motherfuckers are dying today Come back man Adventure camp one shot Just don't get close to there.
[01:02:23]  Always stay on high.
[01:02:27]  I help me help you.
[01:02:28]  I help you kill Sigma.
[01:02:30]  End of him.
[01:02:31]  But it's not fun.
[01:02:34]  Hey.
[01:02:38]  Oh my god.
[01:02:44]  Fucking faggot.
[01:02:51]  Nice, man.
[01:02:52]  Nice.
[01:02:53]  That's good pick.
[01:02:54]  That's big pick.
[01:02:56]  Dynamite.
[01:02:57]  They're all chasing you, man.
[01:02:58]  They're all chasing you.
[01:02:59]  I know.
[01:03:00]  Go to your teammate.
[01:03:01]  Go to your teammate.
[01:03:02]  It's okay.
[01:03:04]  Just run.
[01:03:05]  Just run.
[01:03:06]  Uh...
[01:03:07]  I'm gonna take high ground from the other side.
[01:03:08]  I'm taking high ground from the other side.
[01:03:11]  Ash, Ash, weak!
[01:03:18]  Ashe weak.
[01:03:20]  She has the mercy pocket.
[01:03:21]  She still can't kill me fucking bitch.
[01:03:23]  Ashe dead.
[01:03:24]  Ashe dead.
[01:03:24]  Good shit.
[01:03:25]  Mercy.
[01:03:25]  Just mercy.
[01:03:28]  Sigma one.
[01:03:31]  Good finish.
[01:03:32]  Let's go!
[01:03:35]  Yeah, fuck.
[01:03:36]  Well...
[01:03:37]  My teammate can't touch the fucking point!
[01:03:40]  I kill everyone there!
[01:03:42]  I am a strong enemy.
[01:03:44]  I see a hostile.
[01:03:46]  I'm with you.
[01:03:52]  My ultimate is charging.
[01:03:54]  Help me.
[01:03:56]  Grails on the hull.
[01:03:58]  Get out there man.
[01:04:00]  We are using notes.
[01:04:01]  Get out of there.
[01:04:04]  Yeah, they're using everything.
[01:04:06]  This Mercy is chasing me, too.
[01:04:09]  We backing up?
[01:04:09]  Mercy, what?
[01:04:10]  Yeah, we're back.
[01:04:12]  Oh, go high ground.
[01:04:13]  Go high ground.
[01:04:14]  I'm here.
[01:04:15]  I'm here.
[01:04:15]  They're all going left, though.
[01:04:19]  Venture one.
[01:04:20]  Yeah, of course you, bro.
[01:04:21]  You fucking training whore.
[01:04:22]  Bro, I don't know you.
[01:04:23]  Oh, whoa!
[01:04:24]  They're all chasing us on top!
[01:04:26]  Bro, they all came from the left and just, oh my god.
[01:04:29]  I got no heal.
[01:04:31]  Bro, they're moving as a team, bro.
[01:04:34]  They're 100%, they're moving as a team, communicating, because it's very obvious.
[01:04:37]  They all pushed one side together.
[01:04:40]  Meanwhile, our dumbass Arissa is ulting with no one in her point, in her shit.
[01:04:48]  I got no heal.
[01:04:54]  I got zero heal.
[01:04:58]  Team is fucking trash, bro.
[01:05:01]  Look, 14,000, bro.
[01:05:03]  14,000, 14,000.
[01:05:05]  Terrible fucking healers on our team, you fucking scrubs.
[01:05:10]  Focus more on assets instead of killing mercy.
[01:05:12]  You're a fucking idiot, Phoenix, you fucking dumbass.
[01:05:15]  That's why you got tank dipped.
[01:05:16]  You went 17 or 12, the other kid went 31 and 5.
[01:05:19]  You're fucking terrible.
[01:05:20]  Shut the fuck up, you fucking faggot.
[01:05:22]  Fucking scrub Well, I killed three people there If they touch a point, we win We need the hills man Oh, um...
[01:05:50]  I think me and you honestly did the best we could.
[01:06:02]  Our team was fucking terrible.
[01:06:03]  I don't know if you noticed, bro.
[01:06:04]  Their healers both had 14,000 healing.
[01:06:07]  One of ours had like 10 or 12.
[01:06:09]  Another one had like 8.
[01:06:10]  Like, not even close.
[01:06:14]  Every soldier needs a cause.
[01:06:18]  And then our tank, our tank was trash.
[01:06:20]  Our tank was getting diffed.
[01:06:22]  I don't know if you noticed, they were playing Sigma Sigma, and the other Sigma was fucking up our Sigma, and he kept switching tanks and he couldn't compete.
[01:06:27]  He switched his Aria, and he switched to fucking, uh, uh, then he switched to Arista, and he was sucking dick on everything, bro.
[01:06:36]  Yeah, I tried not focus on it.
[01:06:38]  I tried to focus on it.
[01:06:39]  Fucking terrible, bro.
[01:06:40]  And we're on high ground the whole time.
[01:06:43]  We have no resources.
[01:06:44]  With no resources, exactly.
[01:06:46]  Not losing these fucking skills, man.
[01:06:59]  Wow, look at that.
[01:07:04]  We got Imago.
[01:07:07]  Lucio.
[01:07:11]  Ventra gone.
[01:07:12]  Killed her.
[01:07:13]  Clean trade, clean trade.
[01:07:15]  Let's go, let's go.
[01:07:23]  Four on four, four on four, four on four, and I'm gonna get back faster than that Ventra.
[01:07:26]  Nice life group.
[01:07:27]  Let's go!
[01:07:28]  Let's get in here, let's get in here.
[01:07:31]  Get this dumbass Mago!
[01:07:32]  He's one!
[01:07:42]  I've seen him! Muggo 1! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo!
[01:07:50]  Keep her on him, Marin! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Marin! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo! Muggo!
[01:08:10]  Muggo!
[01:08:12]  I've seen tougher spots.
[01:08:14]  Have I had the test to object?
[01:08:16]  No!
[01:08:18]  Help me!
[01:08:20]  Soldier weak, running away.
[01:08:24]  No go one, no go one.
[01:08:29]  This bitch is one, dead.
[01:08:31]  Stupid whore.
[01:08:35]  MAGA on point.
[01:08:36]  Let's get on this shit.
[01:08:37]  These kids are fucking garbage.
[01:08:38]  Lucio's in here right as a beat.
[01:08:40]  I'm shooting the MAGA. Of course.
[01:08:42]  Get into his anti-heals.
[01:08:46]  Mother one I'm still standing I don't know man.
[01:09:04]  what are I gonna play I got no heal and we die I got a visor we can push in with.
[01:09:20]  Let's go.
[01:09:20]  We got a nano as well.
[01:09:23]  Alright.
[01:09:24]  Alright.
[01:09:25]  Let's get in here.
[01:09:27]  Alright, let's go.
[01:09:28]  We got a pick.
[01:09:28]  Give me the visor.
[01:09:29]  Give me the nano right now, Anna.
[01:09:30]  Give me now.
[01:09:31]  Oh, I'm talking about these faggots!
[01:09:37]  Kill the Maga.
[01:09:38]  Kill this fucking dumbass Maga.
[01:09:40]  Here we go.
[01:09:42]  Soldier up top.
[01:09:44]  Kill him.
[01:09:45]  Let's go.
[01:09:46]  Soldier one.
[01:09:47]  Soldier one.
[01:09:47]  Good finish.
[01:09:48]  Good finish.
[01:09:49]  Come in this bitch-ass venture.
[01:09:52]  No man, he can one-shot you.
[01:09:55]  He ran away.
[01:09:56]  If she...
[01:09:57]  We got it, we got it.
[01:10:00]  Yeah, that character, if he's one, don't even chase.
[01:10:04]  Cruncher one?
[01:10:17]  Adventure one?
[01:10:19]  Oh, she got Suzu.
[01:10:21]  Focus Malka.
[01:10:24]  He's on the right hiding.
[01:10:26]  He's on the right hiding.
[01:10:28]  Okay, now he's on payload like an idiot.
[01:10:30]  He can die.
[01:10:31]  I'm shooting.
[01:10:32]  I'm shooting.
[01:10:33]  I'm in here.
[01:10:34]  I'm in here.
[01:10:36]  I'm in here with you.
[01:10:36]  I'm shooting him too.
[01:10:42]  Good high noon.
[01:10:43]  Where's the soldier?
[01:10:46]  Get the Venture.
[01:10:47]  Venture.
[01:10:49]  You fucking scrub.
[01:10:50]  He's behind us.
[01:10:53]  She's trash, she's trash, she's trash.
[01:11:00]  I'm taking high ground.
[01:11:02]  She has another nano, good.
[01:11:04]  Oh fuck!
[01:11:24]  Soldier!
[01:11:24]  Soldier on high ground.
[01:11:26]  Kill this fuck!
[01:11:49]  They need to nerf this bitch, bro!
[01:11:51]  They need to know this bitch man That is like a Rissure or Junker kind of thing Too much gunshot man There's like all them fucking *Skiss*
[01:12:20]  Ahhhh You know what?
[01:12:32]  I've seen tougher spots The payload is out of staff still The payload is here The payload is here Where's my healer?
[01:12:59]  Where's my tank?
[01:13:01]  He's here now.
[01:13:02]  He was out of mech for a while.
[01:13:05]  Soldier behind us.
[01:13:13]  There's a soldier behind us FYI, guys.
[01:13:16]  Nice transcendence Still fighting me here.
[01:13:34]  Oh Bro, can I go Arisa?
[01:13:35]  No D.Va, please!
[01:13:37]  Shut the fuck up, man!
[01:13:39]  You don't know how to play!
[01:13:41]  Bro, you're always a d-macked!
[01:13:44]  Shut your fuck up!
[01:13:46]  You always get d-macked!
[01:13:48]  You always get d-macked!
[01:13:52]  You're a fucking doobass D.Va!
[01:13:54]  Shut the fuck up!
[01:13:56]  Shut you fuck up!
[01:14:01]  Activating self-destruct sequence!
[01:14:06]  Maga on the right.
[01:14:07]  Three of them on the right.
[01:14:09]  There's like four of them on the right.
[01:14:12]  Let's go Bitch man on a mission stay Let's fucking go, man.
[01:14:24]  No, it's fine.
[01:14:27]  It's fine.
[01:14:27]  It's fine.
[01:14:28]  He's building it quick.
[01:14:34]  Yo, just anti-nate this manga, bro.
[01:14:35]  Every time he runs in like an idiot like that...
[01:14:37]  Oh, he's getting susu.
[01:14:38]  Venture?
[01:14:47]  Bitch.
[01:14:48]  Fuck you.
[01:14:49]  All right.
[01:14:57]  We got it.
[01:14:58]  Oh my god, bro.
[01:15:02]  Score.
[01:15:07]  Bro, why is European people are so fucking pussy?
[01:15:12]  I didn't even say shit!
[01:15:13]  I didn't even say shit!
[01:15:15]  They say shut up and focus on yourself!
[01:15:19]  Oh my god, they reached my fucking single mothers!
[01:15:22]  I promise you!
[01:15:25]  Yeah, you European boys really are faggots, I ain't gonna lie, man.
[01:15:30]  Niggas are bitches, man.
[01:15:31]  Probably Western Europeans.
[01:15:33]  Yeah, that's true.
[01:15:36]  They only got mommy in the house.
[01:15:39]  Yo, what's our record?
[01:15:40]  Are we three and two or three and three right now?
[01:15:42]  Uh, when this is over, I can check.
[01:15:46]  Alright.
[01:15:46]  I'm gonna say you're not game tag.
[01:15:48]  I owe a check.

=== Big Anti Battle (07:52) ===

[01:15:50]  Hey.
[01:15:52]  What are you learning?
[01:15:54]  Sigma Andrew?
[01:15:56]  I'm as quick as I used to be.
[01:15:58]  That's actually good.
[01:16:06]  You learn all the heroes.
[01:16:08]  You can't understand more about the game.
[01:16:10]  Yeah.
[01:16:10]  That's good for Anju.
[01:16:11]  Oh don't die, Calvin.
[01:16:13]  Good kitty.
[01:16:16]  Good kitty.
[01:16:17]  Five, four, three, two, one.
[01:16:25]  Attackers in your body, spend objective A.
[01:16:29]  They got Hanzo, Margo, Mago!
[01:16:35]  Bottom left.
[01:16:38]  Oh!
[01:16:38]  Big anti!
[01:16:39]  Big anti!
[01:16:40]  Oh my god, this Kermiko!
[01:16:41]  Get off Agro, man!
[01:16:42]  Get off I go I'm shooting the Margo I'm shooting the Maga.
[01:16:53]  He's weak.
[01:16:57]  Lucy on point.
[01:17:00]  On point.
[01:17:00]  One shot on him.
[01:17:03]  Yeah.
[01:17:03]  Dead dead.
[01:17:07]  I'm on this.
[01:17:08]  What the?
[01:17:11]  Mugga 1!
[01:17:13]  Mugga 1!
[01:17:13]  He got healed!
[01:17:15]  He got healed!
[01:17:16]  We can't do something!
[01:17:17]  No!
[01:17:17]  He's dying!
[01:17:18]  This f**king fag is dying!
[01:17:19]  Oh!
[01:17:21]  He got healed!
[01:17:22]  He got Kuriko healed!
[01:17:25]  Oh!
[01:17:25]  I'm kidding!
[01:17:27]  Soldier 1 on their team!
[01:17:31]  I got healed!
[01:17:31]  I only got 1 healed!
[01:17:32]  Don't die there!
[01:17:33]  Batching up!
[01:17:37]  What?
[01:17:38]  So fucking lucky, man.
[01:17:39]  I got visor.
[01:17:40]  I got visor.
[01:17:41]  There you go.
[01:17:42]  Go high, Gromaren.
[01:17:43]  Go high, Gromaren.
[01:17:48]  The journey to iron.
[01:17:51]  Get in there, I'm going to get one.
[01:18:00]  Oh, Camion.
[01:18:01]  Go away!
[01:18:03]  This is D1 DMACC again!
[01:18:05]  Oh my god.
[01:18:07]  Shut the fuck up, man.
[01:18:10]  Why you DMACC? Why you DMACC? Why you not picking Bastion?
[01:18:14]  You have a fucking Morgan in front of you, you dumbass.
[01:18:17]  Why I'm pissed, Bastion?
[01:18:17]  Because you are trash.
[01:18:20]  You are trash.
[01:18:20]  Oh, wow.
[01:18:21]  You are so trash.
[01:18:23]  Bro, what are you talking about?
[01:18:26]  Ana, get ready and give me the nano here.
[01:18:28]  Oh shit.
[01:18:28]  Soldier?
[01:18:32]  I need this.
[01:18:33]  I got one.
[01:18:33]  Alright.
[01:18:36]  I got you.
[01:18:38]  Alright Ana, give me the- Oh!
[01:18:39]  They're gonna blow up.
[01:18:41]  Idiot.
[01:18:44]  We don't need no more alts.
[01:18:45]  I got both.
[01:18:45]  Good shit, good shit bro.
[01:18:48]  Nano Visor next.
[01:18:49]  Yeah, Nano Visor next fight.
[01:18:50]  We got this.
[01:18:51]  Good shit.
[01:18:52]  This D.Va do nothing.
[01:18:54]  Yeah, this D.Va do nothing man.
[01:18:57]  Shut your fucking mouth.
[01:18:59]  What are you talking about?
[01:19:03]  Bro, they're all monkeys, you know?
[01:19:05]  They don't know how to talk.
[01:19:09]  Bro, they're all monkeys.
[01:19:10]  They don't know how to talk.
[01:19:12]  They don't know how to yap.
[01:19:17]  Don't die there, man.
[01:19:18]  Now I'm backing up.
[01:19:19]  I'm backing up.
[01:19:20]  Uh, D.Va needs help.
[01:19:22]  Hanzo, you just wasted a storm out because he sucks.
[01:19:31]  Dragon, Dragon.
[01:19:32]  Oh, nice eat.
[01:19:34]  Nice eat.
[01:19:34]  Oh shit All back at that man give me the vice give me the vice I mean, I'm using the visor.
[01:19:46]  Rest, rest, rest.
[01:19:48]  Thank you.
[01:19:49]  One shot, finish him off, D.Va.
[01:19:51]  Good finish, good finish.
[01:19:53]  Won that fight, won that fight.
[01:19:54]  Alright, good shit.
[01:19:57]  I hear footsteps.
[01:19:58]  I don't know who it is.
[01:19:58]  Oh, Maga?
[01:20:01]  I'm shooting the fuck out of this Maga.
[01:20:02]  He's chasing our McCree.
[01:20:03]  Hold on, kill our McCree.
[01:20:04]  He's trying to kill him.
[01:20:05]  Kill Maga!
[01:20:05]  Kill Maga!
[01:20:08]  They were all there, bro.
[01:20:10]  They were all there.
[01:20:11]  they followed up with them everyone heal up running running Bro.
[01:20:35]  This Kuriko is fucking saving this dumbass Maga, man.
[01:20:39]  Okay, asshole.
[01:20:40]  You wanna fucking get trapped with us?
[01:20:42]  Fuck you!
[01:20:43]  Fuck you!
[01:20:45]  Put a heal right here for you guys.
[01:20:47]  Now come out this danger.
[01:20:48]  Fuck them up!
[01:20:49]  They can revive here!
[01:20:50]  They can revive here!
[01:20:55]  Mog on the right, Mog on the right, Mog on the right.
[01:20:57]  Mog the corner on the right.
[01:21:05]  Oh.
[01:21:07]  *Gasp* Yeah, we're doing the wrong fasting now.
[01:21:16]  I can't not find there.
[01:21:18]  This is their point.
[01:21:21]  They're so fucking bad.
[01:21:26]  Hanzo.
[01:21:27]  Hanzo's weak.
[01:21:28]  Hanzo weak.
[01:21:29]  I'll try it.
[01:21:34]  I need a medic.
[01:21:35]  I need a medic.
[01:21:36]  I got a vizor.
[01:21:39]  I got Vicer.
[01:21:44]  Yeah, the position is bad.
[01:21:46]  I'm getting rest.
[01:21:50]  Soldier, soldier dead.
[01:21:51]  Give me a life while I do this shit.
[01:21:53]  Hanzo dead.
[01:21:55]  Hanzo, just Hanzo.
[01:21:57]  He's the last one.
[01:21:59]  I mean, I mean, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA. There are still four people, man.
[01:22:04]  What are you talking about?
[01:22:07]  Marga weak!
[01:22:08]  Marga weak, man!
[01:22:11]  These fucking healers, man.
[01:22:13]  Got the Lucio?
[01:22:14]  Good stuff?
[01:22:16]  Good stuff?
[01:22:16]  Ya fuck idiot!
[01:22:25]  I wasn't even there man.
[01:22:32]  Huh?
[01:22:34]  Oh, come on!
[01:22:39]  If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
[01:22:42]  Good hold.
[01:22:43]  Good hold.
[01:22:46]  I got high noom.
[01:22:48]  I have the flank.
[01:22:50]  Taking high ground up here.
[01:22:53]  Maren, take another high ground.
[01:22:55]  I need a high there.
[01:22:57]  Run, run, run.
[01:22:58]  Don't stay with me, Maren.
[01:22:59]  Got him.
[01:23:01]  Got him.
[01:23:05]  There's a soldier below you, bro.
[01:23:09]  There's a soldier below you.
[01:23:14]  I rub some dirt on it.
[01:23:19]  Let's go.
[01:23:20]  Ana died.
[01:23:22]  I've got you in my sights.
[01:23:24]  Stay bright.
[01:23:25]  I'm down 9.

=== Struggle and Insults (06:04) ===

[01:23:34]  Get out.
[01:23:42]  FUCK!
[01:23:42]  Get out.
[01:23:44]  Why the hands are no eyes?!
[01:23:50]  I'm here!
[01:23:55]  This shit's a struggle, man.
[01:24:04]  winnable though bro you have 25k Shut the fuck up.
[01:24:29]  Let me see your profile.
[01:24:31]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:24:32]  Let me see your profile first.
[01:24:34]  Okay.
[01:24:35]  Platform.
[01:24:36]  Wanna compare dick size, motherfucker?
[01:24:40]  Do you have a dick?
[01:24:41]  I saw you're transgender.
[01:24:43]  I know you're transgender.
[01:24:47]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:24:47]  You don't have a dick.
[01:24:49]  Just pretend to be a man.
[01:24:50]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:24:52]  It's not my job to get you back alive, but stay close to me.
[01:24:56]  You say something Chinese doesn't mean you're Chinese.
[01:24:58]  Shut your fucking mouth.
[01:25:00]  Yeah, what country are you from, bro?
[01:25:02]  I speak better Chinese than you, motherfucker.
[01:25:05]  Where are you from?
[01:25:07]  Where are you from?
[01:25:08]  China wannabe?
[01:25:10]  China wannabe?
[01:25:11]  Yeah, China wannabe, where are you from?
[01:25:13]  Oh, I told you man!
[01:25:19]  These guys are cucks bro.
[01:25:23]  Yeah man.
[01:25:25]  You know the US is like a third world country man.
[01:25:29]  Hanzo weak on the right!
[01:25:31]  Hanzo weak on the right Diva!
[01:25:32]  To your right!
[01:25:35]  Lucia we do Ball back over Hanzo bro, huh?
[01:26:00]  Hanzo!
[01:26:01]  Hanzo, man!
[01:26:01]  This fucking faggot, bro!
[01:26:05]  He fucking gets it, man!
[01:26:08]  Now he gets it!
[01:26:10]  Fucking idiot, man.
[01:26:13]  Playing McCree the whole fucking time.
[01:26:17]  Oh no, he gets it.
[01:26:18]  If you get it, you shouldn't swap.
[01:26:21]  Dumbass.
[01:26:22]  Do you understand the concept of Matrix?
[01:26:24]  No, he gets it!
[01:26:25]  You sound like a faggot, man.
[01:26:27]  You're such a faggot.
[01:26:29]  Nobody faggot.
[01:26:34]  Why are Americans so faggot?
[01:26:38]  Listen, you fucking maple syrup making fucking cuck faggot!
[01:26:41]  You suck!
[01:26:42]  Your country sucks!
[01:26:44]  You just said you're from Canada, right?
[01:26:47]  You maple syrup fuck!
[01:26:51]  I'm Canadian, you thought I was real European?
[01:27:01]  Fucking idiot.
[01:27:02]  WOW! YOU GET OFF A POINT! Platform, you get off a point!
[01:27:10]  You're so fucking trash, Platform.
[01:27:14]  Your name is Platform now, because that's your highest you can get, okay?
[01:27:18]  Shut the fuck up, Platform.
[01:27:20]  Bro.
[01:27:21]  Yo, this Canadian fuck, you try to talk shit to me, bro.
[01:27:24]  You listen, you fucking retard.
[01:27:26]  You think I'm Canadian.
[01:27:26]  You think I'm Canadian.
[01:27:27]  You just said you're Canadian, you fucking idiot.
[01:27:28]  You just said you are.
[01:27:30]  I said you think I'm Canadian.
[01:27:31]  Then what the fuck are you then, faggot?
[01:27:33]  Because you're fucking embarrassed of yourself clearly.
[01:27:34]  What the fuck are you?
[01:27:36]  Yeah, I know.
[01:27:37]  You wanna be Chinese so you talk about the fucking American?
[01:27:40]  What are you?
[01:27:41]  What are you?
[01:27:43]  Every soldier needs a call.
[01:27:45]  Oh my god, silence!
[01:27:46]  Oh my god, silence!
[01:27:48]  You fucking coward!
[01:27:48]  You fucking coward fuck!
[01:27:51]  You fucking coward fuck!
[01:27:52]  Shut your fucking mouth!
[01:27:53]  You pussy!
[01:27:54]  You fucking faggot!
[01:27:59]  You're talking all this shit because you're a fucking coward.
[01:28:01]  You don't want to say where you're from.
[01:28:02]  I'm proud to say I'm a fucking American.
[01:28:03]  What the fuck are you, though, faggot?
[01:28:04]  Nobody knows what the fuck you are because you don't even want to say what you are because you know you're an embarrassment to your nation.
[01:28:09]  You know that you can't wear your flag.
[01:28:10]  You know that you fucking take dick in the ass.
[01:28:12]  You know that you're a fucking homosexual.
[01:28:13]  You know that you think there's 97 genders.
[01:28:15]  You're a fucking loser.
[01:28:16]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:28:17]  You know you're from a single mom house.
[01:28:19]  Shut your fuck up.
[01:28:20]  Your mom's probably a whore, too, you fucking faggot.
[01:28:23]  You guys are fucking hilarious.
[01:28:24]  That's true.
[01:28:26]  Yeah, you don't get us in the same, I say, "Oh, that's hilarious." Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[01:28:29]  Like, it's like, "Fuck, fuck." You say you're an American, you can't even stick your own language.
[01:28:33]  Fucking homosexual.
[01:28:34]  I'm not an American.
[01:28:36]  He is.
[01:28:37]  They're c- They're going to point.
[01:28:48]  They're going to try to at least.
[01:28:53]  Carry one!
[01:28:54]  In front of you Reaper!
[01:28:55]  Carry one in front of me!
[01:28:57]  Got healed!
[01:29:00]  Maga one!
[01:29:01]  Maga one!
[01:29:06]  Han's all weak!
[01:29:08]  Oh my god!
[01:29:10]  Time!
[01:29:11]  We have to recoup!
[01:29:14]  We got one chance.
[01:29:15]  Porro why is this...

=== Sounds Of Attack (15:46) ===

[01:29:25]  Come high ground man, don't die there.
[01:29:43]  Yo, man!
[01:29:47]  Such a gay fucking character man Fucking storm arrow man Such fuckin' bullshit, man.
[01:30:04]  Yeah, I can't say nothing about that.
[01:30:08]  We got a trash team, man.
[01:30:10]  Oh, just tanked it, bro.
[01:30:13]  Just tanked it.
[01:30:14]  Yeah, look at this D.Va.
[01:30:15]  What he's doing?
[01:30:17]  He got nothing to tank.
[01:30:19]  Where's this D.Va?
[01:30:20]  Oh, on the point!
[01:30:21]  you drop a bomb incredible you you Thank you.
[01:30:36]  Yo, these faggots, like, are scared to say where they're from.
[01:30:43]  What's the record right now?
[01:30:45]  3-3.
[01:30:48]  Goddammit, man.
[01:30:49]  Uh, 3-3, man.
[01:30:53]  Alright.
[01:30:55]  We can play another mystery game.
[01:30:56]  That was so fun.
[01:30:58]  Wait, when did you do that?
[01:31:00]  Oh, you want to hop on another con, Mary?
[01:31:06]  No, I want to rank this one up.
[01:31:09]  Okay.
[01:31:13]  But we've been getting idiots on our team lately.
[01:31:19]  Maybe an open queue?
[01:31:21]  I don't know.
[01:31:25]  I'll play a few more.
[01:31:26]  see what happens oh three forms My bad.
[01:31:39]  I didn't count the last game.
[01:31:42]  It's 3-4.
[01:31:44]  Oh, it's 3-4?
[01:31:48]  I didn't count the last game.
[01:31:50]  I just see the before.
[01:31:52]  for Well my back hurts man They are fucking useless diva There's a feeding on their tank.
[01:32:15]  Andaman, we needed to get you your own stream plan for mom rumpo.
[01:32:31]  Yeah, I got some issue with Rumble, lady.
[01:32:36]  I don't have an American account, so...
[01:32:38]  And maybe not Rumble, man.
[01:32:40]  I can't even type in the Rumble chat.
[01:32:48]  Thank you.
[01:32:50]  Damn.
[01:32:53]  Yeah, they say I need an American phone number to type in the chat.
[01:32:59]  I gotta fix.
[01:33:00]  I gotta fix it.
[01:33:04]  Every soldier needs a cause.
[01:33:08]  One more mission, huh?
[01:33:11]  Maybe not American.
[01:33:12]  Maybe just...
[01:33:14]  Any number they can use on Rumble.
[01:33:20]  Hey.
[01:33:23]  Five, four, three, two, one.
[01:33:27]  Hello.
[01:33:28]  Objective unlock.
[01:33:29]  I'm gonna carry them.
[01:33:31]  I'm gonna carry them.
[01:33:32]  Alright, I'm gonna switch the team after.
[01:33:39]  Baptiste's weak.
[01:33:56]  Oh, well.
[01:33:58]  Barrel one.
[01:33:59]  Got her.
[01:34:00]  - I need that robot back, pronto.
[01:34:03]  - My wrist is about half. - Closing for now.
[01:34:06]  - Oh, McCree over here, McCree.
[01:34:12]  McCree, McCree.
[01:34:13]  McCree on the left.
[01:34:15]  Switching.
[01:34:18]  Barrels are smoking.
[01:34:22]  I rub some dirt on it.
[01:34:23]  Let's go The required Good start.
[01:34:35]  Thanks.
[01:34:37]  I need a medic.
[01:34:40]  I'm here.
[01:34:42]  Reaper, Reaper's weak.
[01:34:47]  Reaper is still weak.
[01:34:49]  Reaper won.
[01:34:49]  Reaper won on the left.
[01:34:50]  With a Baptiste trying to follow him?
[01:34:52]  Reaper coming up to you?
[01:35:00]  Ran away.
[01:35:01]  Oh, Orisa here.
[01:35:01]  What the fuck?
[01:35:04]  Bitch.
[01:35:06]  Reaper weak on the main hall.
[01:35:09]  Main street.
[01:35:10]  Main Street, Main Street.
[01:35:11]  Watch out for the Baptiste.
[01:35:23]  Yo, this Baptiste is a faggot, man.
[01:35:25]  Y'all got him?
[01:35:27]  Fucking scrub Come to me for heals.
[01:35:36]  Move to that bot.
[01:35:38]  I have a barrier.
[01:35:39]  It's dying.
[01:35:40]  It's dying.
[01:35:41]  Come on.
[01:35:42]  Eyes out.
[01:35:43]  Arisa, across the street.
[01:35:52]  We're Reaper.
[01:35:54]  Nice javelin, you dumb bitch.
[01:35:56]  Reaper!
[01:35:57]  Reaper!
[01:35:57]  Good finish.
[01:36:01]  I've got you in my sights.
[01:36:06]  Yeah, I'll block you!
[01:36:07]  Don't jump down, man!
[01:36:13]  You're good, you're good.
[01:36:15]  You got to hit her with it.
[01:36:18]  Shooting her, shooting her, shooting her, shooting her!
[01:36:19]  She's one!
[01:36:21]  Keep shooting, they look right here.
[01:36:23]  Die, die.
[01:36:25]  Bro.
[01:36:28]  Bro.
[01:36:29]  Die, die, die.
[01:36:34]  They can't get away with this.
[01:36:40]  Oh.
[01:36:41]  Oh.
[01:36:57]  Where's my heal?
[01:36:59]  Arista's half.
[01:37:06]  McCree gone, good shit.
[01:37:10]  I feel we're gone.
[01:37:13]  I got a heal right here, put it down.
[01:37:16]  No, she missed her javelin.
[01:37:19]  Bitch!
[01:37:20]  Fuck you!
[01:37:24]  Junker on high ground.
[01:37:25]  I wanna, but no one's moving robot, bro.
[01:37:29]  One shot on Junk!
[01:37:30]  One shot on Junk!
[01:37:32]  Okay, nice.
[01:37:34]  Baptiste?
[01:37:34]  What'd you say, man?
[01:37:35]  Oh, no, I was saying I wanna get on high ground, but no one was moving payload.
[01:37:38]  Oh, shit.
[01:37:39]  Bro, no, I'm not saying...
[01:37:40]  I said Junker on high ground.
[01:37:41]  Oh.
[01:37:42]  Yo, Baptiste, Baptiste, Baptiste and them in the front.
[01:37:45]  I threw you one.
[01:37:47]  I threw you one man.
[01:37:49]  Where's he at?
[01:37:51]  On the front.
[01:37:53]  Lifeweaver's weak too!
[01:37:54]  Yo, they're all weak over there, these fucking Scruggs, man.
[01:37:56]  Oh, okay.
[01:38:24]  Arisa's in.
[01:38:28]  What the fuck?
[01:38:30]  Bitch We can push, we can push.
[01:38:39]  McCree, just McCree here?
[01:38:41]  McCree?
[01:38:46]  Oh, Lifeweaver?
[01:38:51]  You're too forward, man.
[01:38:53]  Too forward, too forward.
[01:38:54]  Come back to me.
[01:39:00]  Arisa doesn't have ult.
[01:39:04]  Are you someone?
[01:39:06]  Fuck it This Arisa's a bitch!
[01:39:18]  I need help!
[01:39:18]  I need help!
[01:39:19]  Oh god!
[01:39:20]  Bruh.
[01:39:23]  Mercy equalized that.
[01:39:24]  They'll regret that.
[01:39:34]  Enemy over here!
[01:39:35]  Heal, he's coming up.
[01:39:50]  I got Visor, I got Visor man.
[01:40:03]  I've got you in here.
[01:40:07]  Of course Only our rings are marion Only our result.
[01:40:20]  I'm shooting her, I'm shooting her.
[01:40:22]  She's weak, she's weak.
[01:40:25]  Still shooting her.
[01:40:27]  Keep shooting.
[01:40:30]  I'm shooting this bitch so much, bro!
[01:40:33]  She's won!
[01:40:36]  Fuck you, McCree, faggot!
[01:40:46]  Soldier melting?
[01:40:49]  Lifeweaver faggot?
[01:40:51]  Come here, fucking homo.
[01:40:55]  You're fucked, idiot!
[01:40:58]  That track is on point *Sounds of attack* *Sounds of attack* *Sounds of attack*怎麼
[01:41:11]  do the the play ha soldier one Pop advisor!
[01:41:41]  Let's go!
[01:41:42]  Pop advisor!
[01:41:42]  They're looking at me.
[01:41:45]  Just forced like 3 ults on them.
[01:41:47]  He's being annoying shooting the Sarissa.
[01:41:55]  Yeah!
[01:41:57]  Yo, that's Sorissa's on my dick!
[01:42:13]  Bitch!
[01:42:14]  We fucked those faggots up!
[01:42:23]  Let's go!
[01:42:24]  Fucking scrubs.
[01:42:27]  That Orisa was chasing me the whole game.
[01:42:29]  Trash.
[01:42:31]  Play of the game.
[01:42:36]  Tank dip was real, though.
[01:42:37]  This dude is a good ball.
[01:42:39]  See a good tank does that bro.
[01:42:49]  They create space for you to work, man Prepare to attack Select your hero.
[01:43:16]  Where is she?
[01:43:18]  Where is she?
[01:43:22]  Every soldier needs a cause.
[01:43:39]  Greetings Ho ho ho, it's Dr. Bopalin I think we're 4 and 4 now Yeah.
[01:43:55]  It must be to feel entitled to patience Make sure you're ready.
[01:44:06]  Who knows what we'll find everyone heal up Good to see you Good to see you.
[01:44:15]  Five, four, three, two, one.
[01:44:20]  Attack commencing.
[01:44:22]  Capture Objective A Widowmaker Lucio gone Nice.
[01:44:40]  We're not top right Got him idiot fast enough Securing the objective.

=== Sk Sk Sk (15:31) ===

[01:44:59]  Junkrat!
[01:44:59]  The fuck?
[01:45:03]  He's in there weed.
[01:45:09]  Jump around the right Do miss me Oh my god!
[01:45:26]  What the fuck?
[01:45:28]  Who needs healing?
[01:45:30]  Oh my god they got him.
[01:45:32]  Oh Jephra on top!
[01:45:40]  He's weak over there, doomed.
[01:45:50]  *Dombs* I'm coming to you, Sojourn.
[01:45:54]  I'm coming.
[01:45:55]  What the- Bro, no one help with me?
[01:46:00]  I got there too late, I guess.
[01:46:01]  Mercy was there with you too.
[01:46:02]  Go to team, go to team chat.
[01:46:08]  Alright, we're gonna fuck these dudes here.
[01:46:12]  Dude, I first swore them.
[01:46:14]  I can't do anything on here.
[01:46:19]  You should die then.
[01:46:20]  Doom is weak.
[01:46:21]  Doom is weak.
[01:46:22]  Got him.
[01:46:23]  Let's go.
[01:46:23]  Fucking sucks this dude.
[01:46:25]  Let's go, man.
[01:46:25]  Let's go.
[01:46:25]  Push in.
[01:46:26]  Fucking dudes are not good at all.
[01:46:28]  I'm coming.
[01:46:32]  Alright, let's go.
[01:46:38]  Let's go.
[01:46:39]  Oh good shit.
[01:46:49]  I'm with you.
[01:46:51]  I'm with you.
[01:46:52]  Right behind you.
[01:46:53]  Can I get some heals?
[01:46:54]  Can I get some heals?
[01:46:56]  Behind you, Mario.
[01:46:57]  Don't push.
[01:46:58]  Don't push behind the two people.
[01:47:01]  I see him.
[01:47:01]  I see him.
[01:47:02]  I'll push back.
[01:47:02]  I got a visor.
[01:47:05]  Spread apart.
[01:47:07]  Okay.
[01:47:08]  OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[01:47:10]  FUCKING!
[01:47:13]  Lucio?
[01:47:13]  Let's go Risa, man.
[01:47:17]  Orisa into this?
[01:47:18]  Oh sure, but it's the reason we've used it.
[01:47:22]  What's the problem?
[01:47:23]  You can counter duel!
[01:47:24]  What's the problem?
[01:47:25]  Tell me!
[01:47:26]  What's the problem?
[01:47:28]  Counter duel message.
[01:47:30]  Okay, okay, okay.
[01:47:30]  Here we see.
[01:47:31]  Okay, I got Genshin now.
[01:47:38]  Are we pushing in?
[01:47:40]  Dude, I got no heal.
[01:47:49]  I got no heal!
[01:47:51]  See what?
[01:47:52]  You can still counter Doom!
[01:47:54]  The best counter for Doom is Orisa!
[01:47:57]  What you talking about?
[01:48:00]  Spirited or Sigma?
[01:48:02]  What do you want to use?
[01:48:03]  Huh?
[01:48:03]  What do you want to use?
[01:48:04]  Stuck.
[01:48:06]  Alright.
[01:48:07]  What's better?
[01:48:08]  Tell me!
[01:48:09]  What's better?
[01:48:14]  Alright, we just gotta get out here.
[01:48:15]  We gotta get out here.
[01:48:16]  Come on, come on.
[01:48:20]  I'm about a visor.
[01:48:21]  Are you guys ready?
[01:48:21]  I'm about a visor.
[01:48:24]  Let's go.
[01:48:27]  Don't do W, man.
[01:48:29]  Don't press W. Come back.
[01:48:33]  That's fine.
[01:48:33]  They wasted two ults to counter me.
[01:48:37]  Three ults.
[01:48:40]  Three ults.
[01:48:41]  Four ults.
[01:48:44]  Yeah.
[01:48:44]  They use Blade, they use Kitsune Rush, they use fucking Doomfist ult, and they use the beat.
[01:48:51]  They use all their ultimates.
[01:48:53]  Yo, they use all their ults, bro.
[01:48:54]  They use all their ults.
[01:48:55]  We got this.
[01:48:55]  We got this next team fight.
[01:48:59]  Where is the team?
[01:49:02]  We're dead.
[01:49:03]  We're dead, dude.
[01:49:07]  Maybe we should play Queen to the Doomfist.
[01:49:11]  I will regret that.
[01:49:13]  I like your grenade aim and he's dead.
[01:49:19]  Genji dead.
[01:49:20]  Let's go.
[01:49:21]  That's two dead on our team?
[01:49:28]  Two dead on their team.
[01:49:31]  Doomfist over here on the left.
[01:49:34]  Doom can die.
[01:49:35]  Doom can die.
[01:49:36]  Three dead on their team.
[01:49:37]  Let's go.
[01:49:40]  Junker out ult.
[01:49:43]  What?
[01:49:43]  Fuck!
[01:49:44]  Oh god.
[01:49:46]  You're so fucking trash, man.
[01:49:48]  Yeah, yeah, sure.
[01:49:49]  I'm trash.
[01:49:50]  You missed the tire with every shot.
[01:49:52]  Have you called me trash?
[01:49:54]  I didn't miss anything.
[01:49:57]  Oh, you didn't?
[01:49:58]  Okay.
[01:50:00]  I killed the fucking Junker!
[01:50:02]  What you talking about?
[01:50:04]  I didn't hit tire.
[01:50:06]  I didn't hit higher because I don't want to hit higher.
[01:50:09]  What you talking about?
[01:50:11]  Yeah, you can't do a fucking crash.
[01:50:15]  Moira no fade.
[01:50:16]  Moira no fade.
[01:50:16]  and Genji in there.
[01:50:18]  We didn't need that.
[01:50:25]  But okay.
[01:50:26]  We need that.
[01:50:26]  Yeah we need a villain.
[01:50:28]  Don't do it.
[01:50:28]  Oh my.
[01:50:38]  Four man grab and you're...
[01:50:40]  Bro, you didn't tell anybody you were gonna grab!
[01:50:42]  You're six and four!
[01:50:44]  You're six and four and you do nothing, man!
[01:50:47]  If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
[01:50:51]  Bro, you gotta...
[01:50:52]  Four man grab!
[01:50:53]  I killed two!
[01:50:53]  What you talk about?
[01:50:55]  I killed one too.
[01:50:56]  Bro, you gotta coordinate the grab, bro.
[01:50:59]  Score!
[01:51:03]  I straight killed four people.
[01:51:06]  And you get fucking shot by the tire.
[01:51:08]  And you say, I will miss every shot tire.
[01:51:10]  I didn't hit the fucking tire.
[01:51:12]  I hit the fucking jump run.
[01:51:14]  Oh my god, you fucking retard.
[01:51:17]  You don't have a brain.
[01:51:19]  The tank div is crazy, man.
[01:51:22]  Look Dirtank, and look at you!
[01:51:23]  Bro, I kill everybody, we can push the car.
[01:51:37]  And that guy just straight up died.
[01:51:41]  I thought my time in the field was done.
[01:51:45]  But I guess you can't predict everything.
[01:51:47]  I don't want to play Europe server in the game.
[01:51:50]  They're so fucking pussies, man.
[01:51:53]  Who's your favorite hockey team?
[01:51:55]  I'm more of a basketball person.
[01:51:57]  Not a fan of your home team, huh?
[01:51:59]  Don't put words in my mouth We just gotta hold them Five four three two one Attackers incoming.
[01:52:23]  Defend objective aid.
[01:52:25]  Over here.
[01:52:27]  I require assistance.
[01:52:29]  Doom is weak.
[01:52:35]  The enemy.
[01:52:39]  Fields are alive.
[01:52:41]  Captain, I have a point.
[01:52:46]  Venture on the corner?
[01:52:47]  Weak?
[01:52:47]  I don't know man Today we always lose.
[01:53:04]  I do everything but I'm still loose Can I get your mercy please?
[01:53:14]  Can I get your mercy please?
[01:53:15]  Can I get some heal please?
[01:53:32]  I rub some dirt on it.
[01:53:39]  Let's go This your one I Go for the center right over here.
[01:53:55]  Bro, this Venturer's won, man.
[01:54:03]  please kill her Yeah, new best tank, new best cheater I don't know.
[01:54:18]  I don't know what happened today.
[01:54:22]  If I don't kill everyone, we lose.
[01:54:28]  What the f-?
[01:54:30]  Where's my cat?
[01:54:42]  It's go time.
[01:54:44]  I'm sure you know.
[01:54:46]  Fucking idiots on our spawn.
[01:54:51]  Oh, that's a good choice.
[01:54:52]  Oh, shit.
[01:54:55]  Can we not kill this Doofus?
[01:55:00]  Bro.
[01:55:02]  I don't know what happened today.
[01:55:04]  I don't know.
[01:55:05]  I don't know what happened today.
[01:55:13]  Yo, fucking tank diff is crazy bro.
[01:55:16]  Let's do open kill man.
[01:55:30]  I don't know what happened to a real kill today.
[01:55:33]  Yeah, we got locked in already.
[01:55:36]  I don't know, man.
[01:55:39]  If I don't kill him, our people die.
[01:55:43]  If I don't kill, my teammate die.
[01:55:46]  Always.
[01:55:47]  I don't know.
[01:55:48]  I cannot play the game like this.
[01:55:50]  Oh, man.
[01:56:17]  Oh shit.
[01:56:19]  Hello?
[01:56:22]  Genji and...
[01:56:24]  Genji and Venture.
[01:56:26]  Genji and Venture.
[01:56:28]  Right or wrong.
[01:56:34]  I'm gonna finish this war.
[01:56:36]  No.
[01:56:38]  Keep a lookout.
[01:56:46]  Five, four, three, two, one.
[01:56:50]  Attackers incoming.
[01:56:52]  Anna, after her.
[01:56:54]  Stop the payload.
[01:56:55]  Doin' fast on you?
[01:56:57]  Get them on the payload.
[01:56:59]  This is your war.
[01:57:17]  Zeal is coming up this way.
[01:57:18]  Doom is half below.
[01:57:20]  Good finish.
[01:57:26]  They got a Widowman.
[01:57:28]  Yeah, I see.
[01:57:29]  I see.
[01:57:29]  I backed out.
[01:57:31]  *Sk* *Sk* *Sk* *Sk* *Sk* *Sk* *Sk* *Sk* *Sk* *Sk* *Sk* *Sk* *Sk* Oh shit.
[01:57:59]  *Sk* *Sk* *Sk* Carry one!
[01:58:05]  There's bench on me Come on Cole Try a little harder.
[01:58:20]  That warms the bones.
[01:58:25]  I never had to shoot the rod.
[01:58:27]  Bulls and crusaders!
[01:58:29]  There he's done.
[01:58:36]  Heroes never die.
[01:58:41]  Ryan, you're up there by yourself.
[01:58:48]  One shot on this fucking Doom idiot.
[01:59:00]  I'm not sure if you're a good one.
[01:59:21]  Round number stay sharp Dome is weak Let the kitsune guide
[01:59:51]  you Lucky shot Hmm Get them off the payload Venture one!

=== Be Careful About Your Position (15:40) ===

[02:00:09]  Adventure 1. What?
[02:00:21]  He's one!
[02:00:21]  He's won!
[02:00:23]  Fucking faggot man.
[02:00:33]  One shot on the Moira, or Kira.
[02:00:40]  *Mario's voice* Nice.
[02:00:56]  *Mario's voice* Go hide, Brown Mary.
[02:01:08]  You're not safe there.
[02:01:16]  Everyone's All right Where's he at?
[02:01:31]  Where the...
[02:01:32]  Carry one!
[02:01:35]  Carry one!
[02:01:35]  What the fuck?!
[02:01:39]  Under my protection!
[02:01:48]  This ain't on my doorstep yet.
[02:01:50]  I'm going to go.
[02:02:11]  Cancel it!
[02:02:12]  Cancel!
[02:02:14]  He ran.
[02:02:14]  He did it to run away.
[02:02:17]  I still had time.
[02:02:18]  If he dropped down on me, I would have hit him.
[02:02:23]  No, Marin!
[02:02:24]  Two forward!
[02:02:24]  Two forward!
[02:02:27]  See?
[02:02:28]  Be careful about your position.
[02:02:31]  *sad music* Adventure 1!
[02:02:57]  That bitch is fucking...
[02:02:59]  Oh my...
[02:03:02]  She rezzed the dual fist.
[02:03:06]  Adventure below you.
[02:03:07]  Never jump down, Marin.
[02:03:08]  Never jump down.
[02:03:09]  Whatever happens don't jump down Percy's dead Oh my god.
[02:03:22]  We got it.
[02:03:22]  Alright.
[02:03:22]  Nice.
[02:03:24]  ICT me to tap, man.
[02:03:28]  What happened?
[02:03:30]  What?
[02:03:35]  You just are here.
[02:03:36]  Unless you really want to go home.
[02:03:40]  You're not gone for a bit.
[02:03:42]  Yeah.
[02:03:47]  Tell me whatever you want to do.
[02:03:48]  If you're gonna go, just make sure you get a little bit back.
[02:03:55]  Yeah, well, because I have my suitcase and everything.
[02:03:57]  That's why I also want to go because I want to drop it.
[02:04:00]  I'm gonna drop all your stuff off.
[02:04:01]  That's fine.
[02:04:04]  Someone needs to fill this saddle.
[02:04:11]  I'll see you tomorrow then.
[02:04:12]  Does everyone know the plan?
[02:04:14]  Hello Hey!
[02:04:22]  Hey!
[02:04:22]  Back to playing the hero?
[02:04:24]  I got a competent teammate.
[02:04:29]  The world doesn't want us, Philhelm.
[02:04:32]  At least I can realize that.
[02:04:33]  I have my phone here.
[02:04:34]  Five.
[02:04:47]  Four.
[02:04:48]  Three two one attack commencing.
[02:04:53]  Scott the payload.
[02:04:56]  The payload.
[02:04:58]  I'm under attack.
[02:05:01]  Oh, baby.
[02:05:03]  Take the poison.
[02:05:06]  Thanks, duck.
[02:05:15]  Oh, mercy.
[02:05:17]  It's one.
[02:05:18]  What the fuck?
[02:05:33]  Bro.
[02:05:37]  Venture 1!
[02:05:37]  Venture 1!
[02:05:38]  Venture 1 on top!
[02:05:42]  She's still on top.
[02:05:44]  She ran away.
[02:05:50]  Venture behind you guys!
[02:05:52]  She ran away then Sigma is half Sigma dead.
[02:06:06]  Firstly gone?
[02:06:07]  Hanzo up top.
[02:06:08]  Hanzo up top.
[02:06:10]  I got another deal.
[02:06:11]  I don't know why.
[02:06:13]  Hanzo and Kiri jumping on point.
[02:06:17]  Kiri one.
[02:06:18]  Kiri one.
[02:06:18]  Good finish.
[02:06:19]  Then the Hanzo.
[02:06:20]  Good shit.
[02:06:21]  Good shit.
[02:06:22]  Alright.
[02:06:23]  There's not what I'm wearing.
[02:06:31]  What the fuck?
[02:06:43]  Bro.
[02:06:50]  I got no heal!
[02:06:53]  Girl, shut the fuck up.
[02:06:55]  Girl, shut your fucking mouth.
[02:06:57]  I got no heal in the first point and the second point.
[02:07:01]  Shut your fucking mouth.
[02:07:03]  cry about it don't fool him at it We're gonna improve.
[02:07:13]  Bro, get the heal for one second, and he's like fucking losing his mind, that's funny.
[02:07:18]  Bro, I just got no heal every time!
[02:07:22]  Girl, I've been on you the whole fucking game!
[02:07:24]  Shut your fucking mouth for your fucking girl!
[02:07:26]  Shut your fucking mouth!
[02:07:31]  Okay, let's roll.
[02:07:32]  Who's the fucking girl?
[02:07:34]  *Fighting* *Fighting* Excavation initiation!
[02:07:40]  Mercy dead?
[02:07:54]  We got that.
[02:07:57]  Hanzo over here.
[02:07:59]  Hanzo one.
[02:08:00]  Fuck you, braggot.
[02:08:01]  Dead.
[02:08:05]  We got it.
[02:08:09]  Good stuff.
[02:08:10]  Good stuff.
[02:08:11]  Victory.
[02:08:12]  We had a good tank.
[02:08:26]  See how when you got a competent tank bro, it makes a big difference Yo, China man you said awkward on I Yeah.
[02:08:51]  Alright.
[02:08:51]  I just invited him.
[02:08:53]  Yo, what's good, homies?
[02:09:01]  *Sigh* Yo, Awkward.
[02:09:07]  I think Maren's on the phone.
[02:09:09]  No, no, I'm here.
[02:09:10]  I'm here.
[02:09:11]  I'm here.
[02:09:11]  Oh, okay.
[02:09:12]  Did he get banned again?
[02:09:14]  What happened?
[02:09:15]  Yeah, I got suspended on my main for a month.
[02:09:19]  Yeah.
[02:09:22]  That's a new season.
[02:09:23]  That's some new season shit.
[02:09:25]  Fucking gay, bro.
[02:09:27]  Oh, man.
[02:09:29]  This game is so fucking gay, bro.
[02:09:32]  Yeah, apparently now you can get banned for saying fucking shit.
[02:09:36]  Yeah, I saw that.
[02:09:39]  That's so crazy.
[02:09:40]  Do you see a pro player got banned from Blizzard?
[02:09:45]  Because they fuck and shit.
[02:09:47]  Yeah, that's gay as hell.
[02:09:48]  That's too far.
[02:09:50]  That's too far.
[02:09:51]  Well, what do you expect, man?
[02:09:51]  These dudes fucking put out characters that are fucking, you know, identifies, whatever the fuck.
[02:09:59]  Oh, you need to stop getting banned, though.
[02:10:01]  Eventually, they'll perma-ban your account.
[02:10:03]  Yeah, it's fine.
[02:10:06]  I'll just use Smurfs till the day I die.
[02:10:11]  These fucking faggots, man.
[02:10:13]  Oh shit, are you streaming right now, Awkward?
[02:10:16]  Nah, nah.
[02:10:17]  Ah, okay, okay, okay, alright, cool.
[02:10:18]  They can say whatever you want.
[02:10:19]  Alright.
[02:10:20]  They don't want to fuck your shit up if you were...
[02:10:21]  If you were doing that.
[02:10:24]  What the fuck is this bullshit?
[02:10:28]  These fucking whores.
[02:10:34]  How have you been, guys?
[02:10:34]  How was the week?
[02:10:39]  Good, man.
[02:10:40]  How about you, Awkward?
[02:10:42]  Good, good.
[02:10:43]  Lots of work, but good.
[02:10:46]  Yeah, I see you finish on unranked to GM on Avenger, right?
[02:10:54]  Yeah, that took me fucking forever.
[02:10:57]  Yeah, I see you stay up for 10 some hours together.
[02:11:04]  18, 18.
[02:11:06]  I spent 18 hours.
[02:11:08]  Yeah, 18.
[02:11:11]  That's crazy, man.
[02:11:15]  How long do you sleep after that?
[02:11:18]  No, not a lot.
[02:11:19]  So I stayed up for like 35 hours and I went to sleep for six and I woke up.
[02:11:25]  You're a machine, man.
[02:11:30]  Like Myron.
[02:11:32]  You both are machines.
[02:11:34]  Myron gives no fuck, bro.
[02:11:35]  He stays up 12 hours, plays, wakes up three hours after.
[02:11:41]  I just came back from LA. I just got back from LA. I did like a seven-hour flight and I'm still here, man.
[02:11:45]  I don't know why.
[02:11:46]  Fuck it, though, we here!
[02:11:48]  No matter if I'm gonna get another energy drink, because we got the fucking Russian in the house.
[02:11:55]  I was about to ask what he do in that shit city.
[02:11:59]  Someone needs to fill this saddle.
[02:12:12]  Stick with me and you'll craft straight to the top.
[02:12:17]  I gotta play Ana.
[02:12:20]  Let me show you my Ana.
[02:12:22]  Alright.
[02:12:23]  I don't have to play Ana.
[02:12:23]  I don't have to play Ana.
[02:12:24]  You can blow whatever you want.
[02:12:25]  Oh no no.
[02:12:26]  Set off defenses on the objective.
[02:12:31]  Um, oh yeah.
[02:12:33]  Switch the team by the way guys.
[02:12:34]  Switch the scene by the way guys My mouse pants so wet That wasn't gay at all Fights coming to us
[02:13:00]  Oh shit!
[02:13:10]  Zarya weak!
[02:13:11]  Zarya weak!
[02:13:12]  I'm shooting through that bubble.
[02:13:13]  I'm killing this bitch.
[02:13:14]  She's dead.
[02:13:15]  Oh!
[02:13:16]  Mercy!
[02:13:16]  Mercy trying to heal There's a Mei behind Alright Trisha on top.
[02:13:28]  Trisha on top.
[02:13:29]  Trisha on second floor.
[02:13:31]  Okay, I'm backing up then.
[02:13:33]  Oh, yeah.
[02:13:33]  She dropped down.
[02:13:34]  She dropped down.
[02:13:35]  She's on the first now.
[02:13:36]  She got a bubble.
[02:13:38]  Alright, Zarya just use both of them.
[02:13:40]  Both of the bubbles.
[02:13:40]  Zarya got no bubbles right now.
[02:13:43]  You good?
[02:13:45]  What?
[02:13:54]  Hmm?
[02:13:55]  Zarya- Oh, Lord!
[02:13:57]  Fuck.
[02:14:03]  Zarya weak.
[02:14:04]  Zarya weak.
[02:14:05]  Weak, Romero?
[02:14:07]  Fuck!
[02:14:11]  Romero?
[02:14:13]  Zarya 1, Zarya 1, she's chasing me.
[02:14:15]  Oh, man.
[02:14:16]  Okay, I guess I'm lit now.
[02:14:20]  Sombra here?
[02:14:22]  Bitch, you're in, bro.
[02:14:24]  That's the one thing about Nano.
[02:14:25]  Everybody runs from you when you have it.
[02:14:28]  All right Come on Cole coming back I don't know if I can hold the fort, but...
[02:14:43]  Zarya weak!
[02:14:50]  Make the finish.
[02:14:56]  Kiri won!
[02:14:57]  Kiri won!
[02:14:57]  Got her!
[02:15:02]  Ah, this fucking PS Hanzo.
[02:15:05]  Yeah, I saw him.
[02:15:05]  I saw him.
[02:15:09]  Come back, Maren.
[02:15:10]  Come back, Maren.
[02:15:10]  I die.
[02:15:11]  You only got one hero to go high parmets.
[02:15:17]  Han's all weak!
[02:15:19]  Oh shit.
[02:15:27]  I'm backing up.

=== Sombra Might Cap (15:54) ===

[02:15:34]  Oh shit.
[02:15:44]  Oh my god.
[02:15:44]  How?
[02:15:45]  Bye bye bye.
[02:15:46]  Okay.
[02:15:47]  Okay.
[02:15:51]  I need reinforcements.
[02:16:02]  Apagando las luces.
[02:16:08]  We killed what we were here.
[02:16:13]  Alright, two.
[02:16:17]  Three.
[02:16:18]  Oh shit.
[02:16:20]  Sombra will might cap.
[02:16:25]  Nice.
[02:16:26]  Sombra might cap, be careful.
[02:16:29]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, stay on payload.
[02:16:30]  I'm on it, I'm on it.
[02:16:34]  Here she is, back there.
[02:16:39]  Oh my god!
[02:16:40]  I nade her!
[02:16:41]  I nade her!
[02:16:45]  Hanzo hit me with an arrow!
[02:16:49]  Yeah, I'm backing up.
[02:16:57]  I'm backing up.
[02:16:58]  They're pocketing their Zarya really good.
[02:17:00]  Kieran Zarya, Kieran Zarya, Kieran Kieran Zarya, Kieran Zarya.
[02:17:23]  We gonna touch it?
[02:17:26]  I'm about to die.
[02:17:28]  Carry one!
[02:17:29]  She finds herself.
[02:17:31]  Alright!
[02:17:33]  Maybe a different angle.
[02:17:45]  Amplification matrix ready.
[02:17:47]  Agony, for the ready.
[02:17:52]  Agony, for the ready.
[02:17:54]  Let him out.
[02:17:55]  Let him out.
[02:17:56]  I'll take you.
[02:17:57]  You'll be sent in here.
[02:17:58]  Oh my god.
[02:18:00]  I got you, I got you.
[02:18:06]  I got you!
[02:18:18]  Zarya won!
[02:18:19]  Oh, man!
[02:18:26]  Win the bolt!
[02:18:27]  Win the bolt!
[02:18:31]  Maybe not.
[02:18:35]  Who's on fire?
[02:18:36]  I am.
[02:18:38]  She's won.
[02:18:46]  She's won.
[02:18:47]  Suzu.
[02:18:47]  Suzu.
[02:18:47]  Let's go.
[02:18:59]  Oh, I need heals.
[02:19:00]  Those Aria's looking at me.
[02:19:02]  One shot on fucking dumbass Venture.
[02:19:14]  *Gunshot* Team shift!
[02:19:20]  Hello.
[02:19:22]  Score!
[02:19:27]  Zero to three.
[02:19:29]  Switching sides.
[02:19:33]  Maybe I should call Moira.
[02:19:34]  Prepare to attack.
[02:19:36]  We're gonna full hold these kids.
[02:19:37]  Select your hero.
[02:19:40]  Oh no, we're on attack, sorry.
[02:19:42]  We're gonna run through them now.
[02:19:45]  Yeah.
[02:19:46]  Let me do some damage.
[02:19:53]  Every soldier needs a cause.
[02:20:09]  Much lies in store.
[02:20:11]  Let us see to it.
[02:20:14]  Move on the objective.
[02:20:19]  Remember what we're fighting for.
[02:20:25]  Hello?
[02:20:28]  Push your limits.
[02:20:30]  Nothing breaks that I cannot mend.
[02:20:33]  Five, four, three, two, nine.
[02:20:47]  Dig out, Risa.
[02:20:48]  Attack commencing.
[02:20:50]  Capture Objective A. Time for some action.
[02:20:54]  You cannot escape me.
[02:20:56]  Take my health.
[02:21:04]  My skills are improving.
[02:21:10]  Challenge the chance.
[02:21:14]  Expect to lose.
[02:21:16]  Hostile mass.
[02:21:20]  Moira?
[02:21:22]  Kiri?
[02:21:23]  Melted.
[02:21:25]  Soldier?
[02:21:26]  Did you run away like a little bitch he is?
[02:21:29]  I will chase her.
[02:21:35]  Let me heal you.
[02:21:38]  Let me heal you.
[02:21:41]  Let's go.
[02:21:43]  Junker Queen soldier behind and Junker Queen up front.
[02:21:57]  I'm not a social idiot Junker Queen weak!
[02:22:09]  I'm...
[02:22:10]  Duplicating Junker Queen!
[02:22:12]  Got 'em?
[02:22:14]  These kids are getting fucked up!
[02:22:21]  Oh man, I guess the beatings are about to start beginning now!
[02:22:26]  Oh boy!
[02:22:28]  Yeah, there they got destroyed.
[02:22:30]  Here we fucking go!
[02:22:32]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:22:35]  Keep going back, Myron!
[02:22:38]  Oh my god.
[02:22:39]  Hello!
[02:22:41]  They're gonna use all of them!
[02:22:50]  Oh my god, I'm about to die.
[02:22:52]  I don't know how I didn't die, but I'm out.
[02:23:01]  We can still fight.
[02:23:03]  Oh shit!
[02:23:06]  I've got you in my sights.
[02:23:08]  Fuck you!
[02:23:10]  Fuck him up.
[02:23:15]  Oh wow.
[02:23:16]  I pushed.
[02:23:17]  I was trying to...
[02:23:18]  I was gonna have this area.
[02:23:26]  I rub some dirt on it.
[02:23:27]  Let's go.
[02:23:32]  I've got you in my sights.
[02:23:34]  My god, so good luck Ash is weak.
[02:23:48]  Ash is weak up top middle.
[02:23:51]  My bad.
[02:23:53]  Ash is winning up top middle!
[02:23:54]  Ash is winning up top middle!
[02:23:57]  Yeah, next fight, next fight.
[02:24:01]  Run run run run run run.
[02:24:02]  Yup.
[02:24:02]  Yup.
[02:24:03]  I'm backing up.
[02:24:03]  Let's back.
[02:24:04]  Zarya!
[02:24:06]  Uh oh.
[02:24:07]  I gotta do something about their DPA.
[02:24:17]  I'm gonna go when you get me.
[02:24:26]  Freeze.
[02:24:29]  Oh!
[02:24:30]  Whoa!
[02:24:31]  That Zarya is charged up, man!
[02:24:34]  She's 99%.
[02:24:36]  I got Bastion now.
[02:25:00]  I got the gun.
[02:25:22]  Zarya weak!
[02:25:26]  enemy attack recommencing tracer one tracer one tracer one Tracer is weak.
[02:25:44]  well she recalled.
[02:25:50]  Oh I'm pushing payload.
[02:25:57]  I'm on it.
[02:25:57]  Tracer on you Moira.
[02:26:01]  I got a visor.
[02:26:02]  I'm gonna take high ground and vice them Mercy one Zarya, Solo grabbed me because she's gay.
[02:26:15]  Zarya won?
[02:26:16]  Dead?
[02:26:19]  Moira won?
[02:26:30]  She's our high one.
[02:26:32]  She had to recall Sombra on me Bitch They'll regret that
[02:26:57]  Sombra one Good finish.
[02:27:10]  Tracer here.
[02:27:11]  He's my heels.
[02:27:13]  Yeah, I'm backing up.
[02:27:19]  I'm backing up.
[02:27:19]  Run, run, run!
[02:27:20]  Turn you back!
[02:27:23]  I ran, I ran.
[02:27:25]  My bad, my bad.
[02:27:26]  I died here.
[02:27:29]  How do we lose that?
[02:27:32]  we got this D.Va's almost out of mech D.Va's almost out.
[02:27:43]  Get her out, Zari.
[02:27:44]  Get her out, get her out, get her out!
[02:27:46]  Get this bitch out of next week!
[02:27:47]  She's out!
[02:27:48]  She's out!
[02:27:48]  93 Divisor!
[02:27:50]  93 divisor.
[02:27:51]  Sombra on me.
[02:28:00]  I need help!
[02:28:00]  Oh shit!
[02:28:02]  You're not I, you're not I. Give me a live while I do this shit, Sombra.
[02:28:08]  This bitch fucking...
[02:28:09]  You got Pulse Mark, you got Pulse Mark.
[02:28:11]  Yeah.
[02:28:12]  They focus me.
[02:28:13]  her and the Sombra focuses.
[02:28:15]  Sombra's gonna come back.
[02:28:28]  She's behind you guys.
[02:28:29]  Got her.
[02:28:30]  Good shit.
[02:28:31]  Bitch.
[02:28:35]  Alright.
[02:28:37]  They got a minute on us, but we got this.
[02:28:42]  Score.
[02:28:44]  Three to three.
[02:28:46]  Three to three.
[02:29:16]  We're 5-5 right now?
[02:29:19]  Yeah.
[02:29:21]  I'll see this matter resolved.
[02:29:24]  Because we win the last game without Awkward.
[02:29:27]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:29:30]  Safety's off.
[02:29:31]  It's a cruel world out there.
[02:29:37]  Hello.
[02:29:38]  Hello there.
[02:29:39]  Locked and loaded.
[02:29:40]  Who's ready to get this done?
[02:29:42]  Greetings.
[02:29:45]  Hello there.
[02:29:48]  Hello.
[02:29:53]  Hello.
[02:29:55]  5, 4, 3, 3, 1.
[02:30:00]  Attack commencing.
[02:30:03]  Capture Objective A. We got Ryan.
[02:30:05]  Some around there.
[02:30:08]  Everyone heal up.
[02:30:10]  Relax your ass together.
[02:30:15]  Sombra's still behind.
[02:30:20]  Shield breaking.
[02:30:21]  Shield broken.
[02:30:24]  Shield broken.
[02:30:26]  Ryan is one.
[02:30:26]  Ryan is one.
[02:30:29]  Shield broken.
[02:30:30]  Ryan is one.
[02:30:31]  Dead.
[02:30:32]  Ana one.
[02:30:33]  Ana one on point.
[02:30:34]  Got her.
[02:30:38]  Sombra behind, but she's trash.
[02:30:41]  So whatever, we got it.
[02:30:45]  They've added three.
[02:30:53]  They got Orisa.
[02:30:59]  They got Orisa.
[02:31:03]  And they're down to DPS by the way.
[02:31:05]  Good stagger on that dumbass zombie.
[02:31:08]  Don't die Maren, don't die Maren.

=== Go Long On Debate (05:47) ===

[02:31:17]  Oh my bad!
[02:31:27]  I saw who you gonna jump on Rest me Mercy, rest rest rest Oh wow What?
[02:31:41]  She pushed the remote off What?
[02:31:45]  Score 4 to 3 Switching sides It's alright, it's alright.
[02:31:52]  - That's alright, we got good defense.
[02:31:54]  What were you doing in LA, Myron?
[02:32:05]  I went on the YouTube channel Jubilee.
[02:32:09]  We had a debate on fat people versus fit people.
[02:32:12]  I have a feeling that they're going to probably cut out a bunch of the shit that I said on there.
[02:32:16]  We'll see what happens.
[02:32:17]  If they keep it, I'll tell you this, they're going to go viral because I triggered a bunch of snowflakes on there, man.
[02:32:23]  That was crazy.
[02:32:26]  What is the pros for being fat?
[02:32:29]  What are the pros?
[02:32:30]  There is none, man.
[02:32:31]  These dudes are fucking losers, man.
[02:32:37]  Fuck.
[02:32:38]  That's true.
[02:32:39]  Fucking gay man.
[02:32:41]  Bro, you can't even walk straight.
[02:32:45]  You move, you run, you stop, you're fat on your body and still running.
[02:32:52]  I can't do nothing on you when you're fat.
[02:32:54]  *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* He was already almost out of mech.
[02:33:16]  *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* Tracer on the right Careful about Tracer, Amir.
[02:33:28]  Yeah, I see RC I see her.
[02:33:36]  Venture trying to burrow.
[02:33:38]  Venture in the middle.
[02:33:39]  She could die.
[02:33:40]  Idiot.
[02:33:42]  Venture one shot on the right.
[02:33:43]  Good finish.
[02:33:44]  Lucio.
[02:33:45]  Lucio.
[02:33:46]  He's on the right too.
[02:33:48]  Good shit.
[02:33:49]  D.Va out of mech.
[02:33:50]  Bitch.
[02:33:54]  I got healed.
[02:33:55]  I got healed for you.
[02:33:55]  I got it.
[02:33:58]  I got it.
[02:34:00]  Good res, man.
[02:34:01]  You almost killed our Mercy.
[02:34:03]  You got Widow.
[02:34:03]  One more minute.
[02:34:05]  One more minute.
[02:34:08]  Sniper!
[02:34:09]  Must be cautious.
[02:34:12]  Group up.
[02:34:14]  Idiot.
[02:34:19]  They're all going good.
[02:34:20]  They're all on second floor.
[02:34:22]  60 seconds.
[02:34:23]  Moira 1, uh, oh!
[02:34:34]  Oh!
[02:34:34]  Widow!
[02:34:35]  They got McCree, too!
[02:34:36]  They got McCree, too!
[02:34:38]  You're not safe there, Maren!
[02:34:40]  Go, come, come!
[02:34:40]  Yeah, I'm backing up!
[02:34:41]  I'm backing up!
[02:34:41]  Good choice!
[02:34:43]  Kill the M'Hulk!
[02:34:44]  Heroes never die!
[02:34:47]  30 seconds!
[02:34:54]  Surrender!
[02:34:55]  Oh, no!
[02:34:56]  I got a visor!
[02:34:57]  - We're so lucky.
[02:34:58]  - We have a gauge is happening.
[02:35:00]  - What are you killing?
[02:35:01]  - He doesn't carry my riot.
[02:35:03]  - I'm gonna pop fire, sir.
[02:35:06]  Mercy gone.
[02:35:08]  Mercy gone.
[02:35:09]  One healer gone.
[02:35:10]  Yo, Moira, one shot on the side.
[02:35:11]  Let's go.
[02:35:12]  Let's go!
[02:35:14]  Nice.
[02:35:15]  Nice Visor.
[02:35:17]  Yeah, good shit, Moira.
[02:35:19]  Yeah, no worries, man.
[02:35:20]  I fucking...
[02:35:22]  Fucking scrubs.
[02:35:24]  Let's go.
[02:35:26]  The beatings will continue.
[02:35:29]  60, awkward?
[02:35:30]  Aw, damn.
[02:35:32]  Damn.
[02:35:32]  They didn't even see.
[02:35:35]  Play of the game.
[02:35:39]  Time for the reckoning!
[02:35:45]  I'm gonna have to go for a long time!
[02:35:59]  I'm gonna have to go for a long time!
[02:36:01]  I'll have to go for a long time!
[02:36:04]  Wait, 6.5, man.
[02:36:07]  Okay, I edited it.
[02:36:10]  I play with Awkward, I get 40 SR. I don't know why.
[02:36:17]  40%.
[02:36:17]  Yeah.
[02:36:18]  Oh, maybe I'm on support.
[02:36:28]  That's why.
[02:36:29]  The account, the Steam account I gave it to you, just keep it.

=== June's Legendary Fight (04:52) ===

[02:36:50]  That's yours now.
[02:36:51]  I appreciate that, man.
[02:36:54]  Yeah, it's brand new.
[02:36:56]  And you can play rank with it.
[02:37:10]  Oh, shit.
[02:37:11]  Bills is back.
[02:37:14]  Did you guys watch Garcia-Haney?
[02:37:17]  I saw clips of it.
[02:37:20]  Bro, everyone said that Garcia was going to lose.
[02:37:24]  Yeah.
[02:37:25]  I didn't think so.
[02:37:29]  I was watching him train.
[02:37:30]  He looked pretty good.
[02:37:32]  Yeah.
[02:37:34]  I think it's all the people think she talk too much shit on Twitter.
[02:37:39]  So maybe he had some mental issues.
[02:37:41]  But he's still winning though.
[02:37:43]  Thank you.
[02:38:13]  On June, there's going to be a big fight that I'm very excited.
[02:38:20]  It's like Artur Beterbiev against Dimitri Bivol.
[02:38:23]  that fight is going to be legendary.
[02:38:25]  When is it?
[02:38:34]  Thank you.
[02:38:35]  June 1st.
[02:38:38]  Let me check. Let me check.
[02:39:09]  Let me check.

=== Round One, Capture Objective (11:10) ===

[02:41:35]  Prepare for battle.
[02:41:37]  select your hero every soldier needs a cause Much lies in store.
[02:42:07]  Let us...
[02:42:08]  Why not try our okra stew?
[02:42:15]  Forget regulation.
[02:42:17]  After this mission, I'm throwing a party.
[02:42:20]  Five, four, three, two, one.
[02:42:29]  Round one, capture the objective.
[02:42:32]  All right.
[02:42:33]  Okay, okay, okay.
[02:42:35]  Hello?
[02:42:37]  Enemy seen.
[02:42:39]  Enemy over here.
[02:42:41]  There's one.
[02:42:47]  Airspace is for this.
[02:42:55]  Procedure.
[02:43:01]  My rocket arms, the enemy's here.
[02:43:03]  Good choice.
[02:43:05]  I see an enemy at there.
[02:43:29]  Up and away.
[02:43:31]  I see an enemy at there.
[02:43:33]  *corrected* What a fucking faggot, bro!
[02:43:57]  Push them off the objective!
[02:44:02]  Alright, I'm- I'm the champ.
[02:44:04]  I don't know what the fuck why I've been joined before.
[02:44:07]  Rocket Barrage incoming!
[02:44:11]  I'm on top of the world!
[02:44:12]  I'm taking the bomb.
[02:44:14]  Tactical termination.
[02:44:24]  Mokri?
[02:44:24]  3-1 1-2 1-2 1-2 1-2 1-2
[02:44:58]  It'll suck. Your end is within my reach.
[02:45:03]  They have every ult in the game Gungi is 1
[02:45:24]  can't just one my tactical visor is charged Bro, heal more!
[02:45:41]  Your heals so bad!
[02:45:44]  For what?
[02:45:45]  For what?
[02:45:45]  Shut up, fuck it.
[02:45:48]  Don't call your mom like that.
[02:45:50]  *Groans* *Groans* Oh my god.
[02:45:54]  *Groans* Alright then, test me.
[02:45:59]  *Groans* I wonder, are you a guy turning into a woman or a woman turning into a guy?
[02:46:14]  You very confuse me.
[02:46:16]  Guess.
[02:46:18]  One, two.
[02:46:22]  Capture the objective.
[02:46:25]  We hold the advantage.
[02:46:27]  shall we keep it?
[02:46:29]  Reaper flanking?
[02:46:47]  Oh, shit.
[02:46:53]  Reaper and D.Va.
[02:46:56]  Reaper ran away.
[02:47:01]  Reaper flanking.
[02:47:04]  He's trying to.
[02:47:05]  He just teleported somewhere.
[02:47:08]  Reaper one, Reaper one, Reaper one.
[02:47:10]  Ah, Doom, he's right next to you, bro.
[02:47:11]  McCree, one.
[02:47:22]  McCree one!
[02:47:42]  I am fully focused.
[02:47:43]  Hotly skis up.
[02:47:44]  Enemy over here.
[02:47:49]  Alright, we're not holding point.
[02:47:51]  We're gonna hold there.
[02:47:55]  You can stay on point, man.
[02:47:58]  We can't we can't get a retreat McCree one.
[02:48:08]  McCree one.
[02:48:09]  Free for one.
[02:48:12]  I'm on this Devo.
[02:48:14]  Come on, D-Vo.
[02:48:15]  You deserve this.
[02:48:17]  I lost top of the world.
[02:48:20]  Die.
[02:48:22]  I'll catch you in my sights.
[02:48:25]  Oh my god.
[02:48:26]  Heal Vara, heal Vara.
[02:48:31]  We're creating the points.
[02:48:33]  The goddess is here.
[02:48:35]  I've seen tougher spots.
[02:48:38]  Hello.
[02:48:40]  I'm unstoppable.
[02:48:43]  Incoming!
[02:48:45]  Incoming!
[02:48:47]  You think I don't know my own mother's choice?
[02:48:49]  My duty is being done!
[02:48:51]  Turn the fuck out the Sarissa.
[02:48:56]  Sim?
[02:48:59]  Got her.
[02:49:01]  Man, they're getting fucked.
[02:49:03]  What are you doing, Meryl? Meryl?
[02:49:23]  Trying to finish off with a fray?
[02:49:25]  What?
[02:49:29]  Stupid of me.
[02:49:30]  Stupid of me.
[02:49:31]  Whatever.
[02:49:31]  I can't get away with this.
[02:49:33]  They're attacking the portia.
[02:49:37]  I am fully focused.
[02:49:40]  One HP clear equal.
[02:49:41]  One of you.
[02:49:42]  And...
[02:49:43]  Orisa one too.
[02:49:46]  Careful.
[02:49:46]  There's more of them than us.
[02:49:49]  Oh, alright.
[02:49:51]  Heels coming up.
[02:49:55]  Hurry one.
[02:50:00]  That's the McCree is one shot on point, man Pretty one, pretty one finish him off, dude I Back.
[02:50:26]  One die, one die. one die.
[02:50:47]  Ow!
[02:50:49]  fuck I got a check it I got a visor.
[02:51:03]  Fuck the Symmetra, bro.
[02:51:19]  Bitches chasing me around the point.
[02:51:21]  Got him.
[02:51:25]  Of course.
[02:51:29]  Of course!
[02:51:31]  Bro, they need to nerf this ward, man!
[02:51:34]  Incredible!
[02:51:35]  That she could burrow that fuck him off.
[02:51:39]  Nice!
[02:51:40]  Nice, good shit.
[02:51:41]  He can 1 HP and 1 shot you.
[02:51:51]  It doesn't matter.
[02:52:19]  I'm gonna avoid that gay ass mercy My bad my bad

=== Wechat Whisperings (02:47) ===

[02:52:45]  - Yeah, recue time. - Bro, you don't like sleeping, do you?
[02:53:03]  You play, you go do fucking seven podcasts, fly to LA, come back.
[02:53:10]  Grind never runs, man.
[02:53:13]  Goddamn.
[02:53:14]  Gotta practice what you preach, right? right?
[02:53:32]  Yeah man.
[02:53:33]  Man, I don't have an Instagram.
[02:53:56]  I have WeChat.
[02:53:58]  Do you guys have WeChat?
[02:54:01]  You're going to look me up.
[02:54:03]  You're going to look me up.
[02:54:33]  You're going to look me up.
[02:55:03]  You're going to look me up.

=== Show And Tell (05:59) ===

[02:55:33]  You're going to look me up.
[02:56:03]  You're going to look me up.
[02:56:26]  I'm gonna show you guys something funny as hell that I just saw on Twitter.
[02:56:30]  Send it over.
[02:56:33]  Let me see if I can find it.
[02:56:34]  This is funny as fuck if this is actually true.
[02:56:36]  I'll send it to you.
[02:56:43]  awkward This is fucking funny if this is true Let's go.
[02:57:02]  I'm gonna show the chat this shit because this shit actually...
[02:57:06]  What the fuck, bro?
[02:57:10]  Alright.
[02:57:13]  Alright, chat.
[02:57:13]  I'm about to show y'all some funny shit.
[02:57:19]  Alright, let me screen share real quick.
[02:57:21]  Wait, hold on, I'm going to turn the sound down on this.
[02:57:30]  And then share screen with Joe on this.
[02:57:35]  So as you guys know, this is Ali Dawah.
[02:57:38]  Only permits his wife to communicate with him by writing on a whiteboard.
[02:57:41]  If this is true, this is fucking lit.
[02:57:44]  This is fucking awesome.
[02:57:45]  Let's see here.
[02:57:50]  She's not going to be in the video, but she's going to have her say with this whiteboard that I bought her.
[02:57:57]  But why is the default that the woman is innocent and the man is always guilty?
[02:58:02]  Okay, that's something my wife wants to say.
[02:58:05]  Salama probably had enough as women give a lot of chances, has zero tolerance now.
[02:58:11]  Okay, this is why I want you here.
[02:58:14]  Yeah, it's very important for you to be here.
[02:58:16]  Bro, what are the comments like?
[02:58:16]  Yeah, just to take the post-trums of their father or ex-husband, etc.
[02:58:19]  and project it on other people.
[02:58:21]  So, okay, she's saying...
[02:58:23]  Yo, that's a fucking W if that's true.
[02:58:28]  Let's go, bro.
[02:58:29]  Hey, you can only talk to me by writing on the whiteboard.
[02:58:32]  Bruh, you know how many arguments you'd fucking eliminate with that shit?
[02:58:34]  Because she can't write all her stupid shit that she wants to say.
[02:58:38]  Holy, that's fucking awesome, bro.
[02:58:40]  Let's go.
[02:58:42]  We're seven and five, Mary.
[02:58:45]  Seven and five?
[02:58:46]  Alright, I'll edit it.
[02:58:47]  I gotta fix the sound here.
[02:58:48]  Bro, let's we'll finish watch that video after this game chat On a week there *Pewds* *Pewds* *Pewds*
[02:59:16]  That boss goes to ask me, just send it!
[02:59:19]  *Pewds* *Pewds* *Pewds* *Pewds* There's an enemy here!
[02:59:27]  I require resistance! *Pewds* *Pewds* My ultimate, my ultimate, my ultimate is charging! *Pewds* You cannot escape me!
[02:59:36]  Alright!
[02:59:37]  Dude left the game.
[02:59:39]  Oh fuck.
[02:59:43]  Oh well.
[02:59:50]  Oh, my bad, guys.
[02:59:51]  Sorry.
[02:59:51]  You guys couldn't see the game.
[02:59:52]  But fuck it.
[02:59:53]  Who cares?
[02:59:54]  Keep watching this video.
[02:59:55]  Fucking hilarious shit.
[02:59:58]  The kid quit anyway.
[02:59:59]  One of them quit because their shit pushed in.
[03:00:02]  She made the video, not him.
[03:00:04]  I don't know his opinion.
[03:00:06]  Well, exactly.
[03:00:06]  There you go.
[03:00:07]  Okay.
[03:00:07]  There's nothing else I have to say.
[03:00:09]  Anything you'd like to say?
[03:00:10]  If you do, just let me know, inshallah.
[03:00:11]  The Prophet, peace be upon him, told us.
[03:00:13]  He went to the hellfire.
[03:00:14]  Again, I know you guys are going to be like, oh, it's a reality check.
[03:00:17]  Okay.
[03:00:18]  And he saw a majority of the women of the hellfire.
[03:00:20]  Why?
[03:00:21]  He said, not because they are ungrateful to Allah.
[03:00:24]  Because they are ungrateful to their husbands.
[03:00:26]  Anything that I said wrong is from shaitan and myself.
[03:00:29]  Anything good is from Allah s.w.t.
[03:00:31]  There's anything you disagree on?
[03:00:32]  No?
[03:00:33]  Okay.
[03:00:34]  Are you under any jurors?
[03:00:35]  You can blink twice?
[03:00:36]  No?
[03:00:37]  Okay, that's fine.
[03:00:38]  Assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh for myself and my dear wife.
[03:00:41]  May Allah bless you for your contributions.
[03:00:43]  It's a pleasure and an honor.
[03:00:46]  Niggas, blink twice but you can't see your eyes.
[03:00:50]  Yo!
[03:00:52]  Let's go.
[03:00:52]  Fuck that.
[03:01:02]  Hold on,
[03:01:03]  quote. Hold on. quote. Hold on.

=== Going Top Gas Station (13:44) ===

[03:01:33]  Hold on.
[03:02:03]  Goddamn.
[03:02:04]  Bro, I gotta, I gotta...
[03:02:06]  Bro, I had to fucking go, man.
[03:02:09]  All right.
[03:02:10]  Fucking funny as fuck, bro.
[03:02:15]  It's a 100% troll.
[03:02:18]  I think it's real bro Soldier of Baptiste
[03:02:43]  Oh wow Soldier weak.
[03:02:53]  Soldier weak.
[03:02:56]  Soldier one.
[03:03:02]  Good finish.
[03:03:03]  I'm going for Ana.
[03:03:05]  I'm shooting a D.Va.
[03:03:07]  I can't fucking...
[03:03:09]  Ana won, Ana won.
[03:03:11]  Kiana should go.
[03:03:13]  Kids are getting fucked up.
[03:03:20]  Alright, switch to team chat.
[03:03:24]  *Gasp* *Gasp* Sambro?
[03:03:32]  What?
[03:03:33]  Sambro behind me, bro.
[03:03:34]  She's weak as fuck behind y'all.
[03:03:36]  She's an idiot.
[03:03:37]  I have my wife on my right.
[03:03:39]  I try, man.
[03:03:40]  I try.
[03:03:42]  She's not going to be in the video, but she's going to have her C. My bad.
[03:03:47]  Sombra on the Vega on the left Sombra one on top the gas station What the fuck?
[03:04:05]  Soldier on top.
[03:04:08]  Soldier on top of the gas station, weak 2.
[03:04:14]  Watch them over there by the window.
[03:04:22]  Backing up.
[03:04:24]  Sombra 1, Sombra 1.
[03:04:25]  Good finish, good finish bro.
[03:04:27]  Dumb bitch.
[03:04:30]  I got a visor.
[03:04:34]  We gotta get the D.Va out of mech so I can do something with this visor.
[03:04:42]  We get the D.Va out of mech?
[03:04:44]  Get the D.Va out of mech?
[03:04:49]  Ah shit.
[03:04:51]  Soldier weak on their end?
[03:05:01]  I got him.
[03:05:02]  Scrub.
[03:05:05]  I got heals over here.
[03:05:06]  I can't kill Ana.
[03:05:10]  Run.
[03:05:11]  Keep running.
[03:05:17]  Let's scrap it.
[03:05:19]  Baby D.Va dead?
[03:05:21]  Good shit.
[03:05:23]  We got this shit.
[03:05:23]  I'mma get on top the gas station.
[03:05:25]  Okay, soldier, shootin'.
[03:05:29]  Soldier weak up there?
[03:05:35]  Oh I've seen tougher spots The darkness is waiting for you!
[03:05:58]  Nanobus administered.
[03:05:59]  Guardiom Ewetic.
[03:06:00]  We're on number.
[03:06:08]  Stay sharp.
[03:06:11]  D.Va behind you.
[03:06:12]  Sombra behind you.
[03:06:13]  yeah if I'm still standing I'm still fighting D.Va behind you.
[03:06:31]  D.Va on top of you.
[03:06:35]  Soldier went up top.
[03:06:40]  Ana went up top.
[03:06:45]  Ana one.
[03:06:46]  Got her.
[03:06:51]  Even on top of the fucking house Sombra one Oh my god.
[03:07:10]  Good finish, good finish.
[03:07:12]  Hello, hello.
[03:07:14]  What?
[03:07:16]  EMP activated.
[03:07:22]  I've got you in my sights.
[03:07:28]  And up to pieces.
[03:07:30]  Soldier, one shot atop.
[03:07:35]  Got him.
[03:07:37]  Let's go I got a visor Uh On a dead.
[03:07:52]  Soldier right by spawn.
[03:07:55]  They got a Hanzo now.
[03:08:01]  We were chasing our Alari.
[03:08:06]  Oh shit!
[03:08:21]  Alright.
[03:08:22]  I need heals.
[03:08:27]  Ana one.
[03:08:29]  Soldier flanking.
[03:08:32]  He's gone.
[03:08:33]  Scrub.
[03:08:34]  I think Alara is chasing him down.
[03:08:38]  Soldier one behind.
[03:08:42]  Niva bottom right next to our Sombra.
[03:08:45]  Not a mark Activated Fuck.
[03:08:58]  Round one.
[03:09:00]  Complete.
[03:09:03]  Score.
[03:09:07]  Three to zero.
[03:09:09]  Switching sides.
[03:09:13]  Prepare your defenses.
[03:09:16]  I saw this guy who's pretending to be a hillbilly and he goes trolling hillbillies around.
[03:09:32]  I have to send it to you on Twitter, give me a second.
[03:09:34]  Alright.
[03:09:37]  Yeah, in between games we could just react to fucking hilarious Twitter shit.
[03:09:41]  But shout out to Ali Dawah, bro.
[03:09:43]  Bro, that's fucking what's up, man.
[03:09:46]  We need to make more women write on whiteboards, bro.
[03:09:48]  Could you imagine how many arguments you'd avoid?
[03:09:51]  Because you can't write all the bullshit you want to say.
[03:09:53]  So she'll just have to summarize it.
[03:09:56]  That's gotta be the next spot, bro.
[03:09:58]  They're all gonna be white under the board.
[03:10:01]  Bro.
[03:10:02]  Oh, you wanna talk to me?
[03:10:03]  You gotta write on the whiteboard.
[03:10:04]  And you only have limited space.
[03:10:05]  Here you go.
[03:10:06]  Hundred characters.
[03:10:11]  Tempting Fuck it awesome, bro Five four three two one Attackers incoming.
[03:10:30]  You will be ripped off the payload.
[03:10:34]  Soldier 1A's behind my payload.
[03:10:37]  These kids are trash.
[03:10:57]  This is gonna be a long day for them Soldier 1.
[03:11:20]  Soldier 1 in there.
[03:11:21]  Not room.
[03:11:22]  Not room but the chart, Karth.
[03:11:24]  Aw shit, monkey.
[03:11:50]  He's like, fuck it.
[03:11:51]  We about to lose.
[03:11:55]  They're gonna get spunked then.
[03:11:56]  For three minutes By orange deploy
[03:12:26]  Fuck this guy.
[03:12:27]  Hey, get fucked, idiot!
[03:12:28]  Stupid!
[03:12:29]  I'm the true fucking soldier asshole Retard Affirmative.
[03:12:58]  Fuck.
[03:13:00]  Soldier 1 Sorry, Aghort That's okay.
[03:13:08]  Fire mode. Fire mode. Fire mode.
[03:13:14]  Six in that.
[03:13:16]  Don't fight.
[03:13:17]  Pylon broken.
[03:13:20]  Come get healed.
[03:13:22]  A taste of poison.
[03:13:26]  Surrender to my will.
[03:13:31]  Misery made manifest.
[03:13:41]  Killing pile on the floor.
[03:13:43]  I'm on it.
[03:13:44]  Any use.
[03:13:45]  God damn it.
[03:13:48]  These kids are getting fucked up.
[03:13:50]  Somebody else.
[03:13:51]  You can't always beat me.
[03:13:56]  You'll read that soldier like a book.
[03:14:01]  You just can't even move the payload.
[03:14:03]  This is a beatdown.
[03:14:11]  This is a pretty bad beatdown, dude.
[03:14:13]  This is a really bad beatdown Fuck Ah man He put the bubble up at the perfect time to scrub.
[03:14:33]  He's still going to die, though.
[03:14:35]  Bag him.
[03:14:37]  Okay, Myron, it's a one-on-one.
[03:14:39]  Oh, shit!
[03:14:39]  He has a bunch of his teammates with him.
[03:14:41]  Let's see if he chases me, though.
[03:14:42]  Is he?
[03:14:44]  He can MP. Wanna go for it?
[03:14:47]  Uh...
[03:14:48]  Body, let's go.
[03:14:49]  Oh, shit!
[03:14:50]  Okay!
[03:14:51]  Okay!
[03:14:52]  I'm reloaded!
[03:14:54]  Venture one!
[03:14:54]  One, venture one.
[03:14:55]  Oh shit!

=== Goddamn Good Silverado (03:08) ===

[03:15:09]  What a dumbass!
[03:15:11]  He was so focused on killing me, he jumped off the point.
[03:15:14]  Dumb monkey.
[03:15:16]  Fucking retard.
[03:15:22]  Oh shit, I'm lit.
[03:15:24]  What kind of car you drive, sir?
[03:15:27]  Let's see it.
[03:15:32]  I've got you in my sights.
[03:15:34]  Pulse munitions.
[03:15:36]  Let's play.
[03:15:37]  That show is trash.
[03:15:38]  All right, Rekyu.
[03:15:43]  All right, while we do that, let's see this video that awkward sent me.
[03:15:46]  I thought it was hilarious.
[03:15:49]  I don't know why.
[03:15:50]  The ending killed me.
[03:15:56]  I'm a Chevy.
[03:15:57]  Goddamn good American.
[03:15:58]  Silverado?
[03:15:59]  Yeah, Silverado.
[03:16:00]  Goddamn.
[03:16:01]  It's good to see more people like you out here, good American citizens.
[03:16:05]  If it ain't a diesel, and if it ain't a Chevy or Ford, you ain't American.
[03:16:09]  Because I tell you what, it's a lot better to be coming than stroking.
[03:16:12]  I hear you.
[03:16:13]  Yep.
[03:16:16]  Shit.
[03:16:19]  You hear the military, they use Berettas?
[03:16:23]  What you think about that?
[03:16:25]  Well, they're going back to the Sig P320s, man.
[03:16:27]  They went to the 320s.
[03:16:29]  Yep, I did 10 years.
[03:16:31]  I don't really mind that bread much.
[03:16:35]  It's Italian.
[03:16:37]  Ain't no good.
[03:16:37]  I don't want to be caught in a war zone with an Italian pistol.
[03:16:40]  I want to have a Smith& Wesson.
[03:16:41]  Well, I've got several Colts, 1911.
[03:16:45]  1911?
[03:16:45]  Yeah, yeah.
[03:16:46]  Go and get one of them.
[03:16:48]  Yeah, I keep floating around.
[03:16:50]  Yep.
[03:16:52]  Yep, I always keep a goddamn 12-gauge pump racked at the house.
[03:16:55]  You don't ever know what's going to happen, you know what I mean?
[03:16:57]  I do know that.
[03:16:58]  Yep.
[03:16:59]  I do know that.
[03:17:00]  Yep.
[03:17:00]  The other day, just a little while back, you know, my daughter's 18.
[03:17:05]  She started dating.
[03:17:06]  Uh-huh.
[03:17:07]  I walk in the room.
[03:17:08]  I see this guy fucking her.
[03:17:10]  I go in there with my 12-gauge.
[03:17:12]  I start shooting.
[03:17:12]  I said, don't nobody fuck my daughter but me.
[03:17:15]  Let me roll, man.
[03:17:20]  You have a good one, sir.
[03:17:21]  Nice to meet you, sir.
[03:17:22]  Goddamn it.
[03:17:22]  You're an American right there.
[03:17:24]  Enjoy your day.
[03:17:25]  Bruh.
[03:17:27]  That's how the rest of the world views us, too.
[03:17:29]  That's the funny part.
[03:17:30]  I know.
[03:17:31]  Like, foreigners see that shit, and y'all die because you guys think that's how Americans are, man.
[03:17:36]  What kind of car are you driving?
[03:17:39]  In Russia, that's what they're sharing, guys.
[03:17:43]  Propaganda.
[03:17:45]  Yo, man, that's fucking funny.
[03:17:46]  Yo, Britney Spears is crazy, bro.

=== Comparing Tattoos to Hormone Damage (02:52) ===

[03:17:58]  Yo.
[03:18:01]  Oh, that's Britney Spears?
[03:18:03]  What the fuck happened to her?
[03:18:04]  Yeah, bro, she crazy now, man.
[03:18:08]  I saw just some random crazy chick, bruh.
[03:18:11]  Yo, Twitter is crazy, man. man.
[03:18:29]  You know what, guys?
[03:18:30]  Let's go ahead and just go through my Twitter feed.
[03:18:32]  Hold on.
[03:18:32]  Let's see.
[03:18:33]  You guys can see all the shit that I see here.
[03:18:37]  Let's see.
[03:18:41]  Streamer gets sped on.
[03:18:45]  Sneeko cooks XQC. XQC a retard, bro.
[03:18:52]  To getting some ink in your skin.
[03:18:54]  If you don't think there's ever been a miner that's taken puberty blockers, it's...
[03:18:57]  Okay, and you were mad about the tattoos earlier, and how many miners get tattoos?
[03:19:01]  I don't agree with that, though.
[03:19:03]  I think miners should just fish not drink it.
[03:19:05]  Any type of tattoos, any permanent anything.
[03:19:07]  You don't seem to be very vocal about that, though.
[03:19:09]  Imagine comparing cutting a dick off to getting some ink in your skin.
[03:19:16]  Yeah.
[03:19:17]  Imagine comparing taking permanent hormone damage to ink in your skin.
[03:19:24]  Alright, you don't say anything about tattoos?
[03:19:25]  What?!
[03:19:27]  One is changing the course of someone's life forever, mentally, physically, spiritually.
[03:19:32]  It's changing what God intended.
[03:19:35]  God created a male or female, and these doctors invented pills to alter it forever.
[03:19:43]  Um, but that's the same as tattoos.
[03:19:46]  Are you stupid?
[03:19:47]  Hey, if you don't think there's ever been a minor...
[03:19:48]  Yeah, excuse her.
[03:19:49]  He's a retard, bro.
[03:19:54]  Drewski got with Ruby Rose?
[03:19:56]  What the fuck?
[03:19:59]  Is that her?
[03:20:00]  That can't be her.
[03:20:04]  I'll tell y'all this, though.
[03:20:05]  Drewski's a bot, man.
[03:20:07]  100% a bot.
[03:20:08]  100% owned by them boys.
[03:20:11]  100%.
[03:20:12]  Oh yeah, right now.
[03:20:14]  And yeah, Ruby Rose a whore.
[03:20:24]  I would never claim a bitch like that publicly.
[03:20:26]  That's a girl you smash...
[03:20:28]  And that's it.
[03:20:29]  Wait, I ain't taking no pictures like this with her.
[03:20:31]  What the fuck, man?

=== Team Chat Chaos (15:49) ===

[03:20:33]  It's crazy.
[03:20:34]  Team chat, man.
[03:20:35]  Team chat.
[03:20:36]  One.
[03:20:36]  Alright.
[03:20:37]  Two.
[03:20:37]  Objective unlocks in 30 seconds.
[03:20:40]  Alright, we gotta cut.
[03:20:43]  Hello there.
[03:20:47]  Alright.
[03:20:48]  Oh!
[03:21:05]  Everyone heal up.
[03:21:06]  Aim where they're going.
[03:21:14]  We have to meet their push and stop it.
[03:21:16]  Oh, shi.
[03:21:23]  We have the robot.
[03:21:31]  Time to move.
[03:21:32]  No one can hide from my sight.
[03:21:36]  Double shoot.
[03:21:42]  This cannot answer all questions.
[03:21:45]  So much for their goals.
[03:21:49]  That's an average of the currents.
[03:22:00]  It's like my weak.
[03:22:02]  I'm on fire.
[03:22:06]  Bomb is underway.
[03:22:08]  A tank of poison.
[03:22:11]  Help me.
[03:22:15]  This is the time blind.
[03:22:24]  I will STAND UP HEiritual enn NC to치 Сер's Among us.
[03:22:36]  Actually,У Authentic The Obamacabra I will be able to get the Kitsune to the top.
[03:22:51]  my bad.
[03:22:52]  I'm in the chat now.
[03:22:56]  Do your thing, man.
[03:22:57]  I push.
[03:22:58]  Yeah, do your thing, do your thing.
[03:22:59]  I push.
[03:23:03]  I can't really do much here, honestly.
[03:23:06]  I'm just going to annoy them all a bit.
[03:23:07]  Arrest on the bridge, Arrest on the bridge.
[03:23:10]  I'm on a Sombra, I'm on a Sombra!
[03:23:11]  And the Ashe too, Ball!
[03:23:13]  Oh shit, this bitch just shot the Bob right at me.
[03:23:19]  Can you come to me, Ball?
[03:23:21]  I can't heal you.
[03:23:22]  Yeah, coming.
[03:23:23]  Go into the room, go into the room.
[03:23:27]  Get the mecha.
[03:23:29]  Let's go.
[03:23:29]  Thank you.
[03:23:31]  Oh, I am going again.
[03:23:33]  I'm gonna go contest, I'm gonna go contest for this one.
[03:23:35]  Oh shit.
[03:23:38]  We need to regroup here.
[03:23:40]  Just chill, just chill.
[03:23:47]  *Sigh* Oh, it's okay.
[03:23:52]  I need to help, I'm dead.
[03:23:55]  Coming.
[03:23:57]  My bad.
[03:23:58]  I die.
[03:23:59]  Arisa weak.
[03:24:00]  She's half.
[03:24:05]  Arisa can die.
[03:24:06]  Arisa can die.
[03:24:08]  I can kill you if you come back.
[03:24:12]  I can kill you if you come back.
[03:24:15]  Well, I've created this too.
[03:24:19]  Alright.
[03:24:24]  Arisa one.
[03:24:25]  Arisa one.
[03:24:27]  Nice MP man.
[03:24:30]  Ass one!
[03:24:31]  Ass one!
[03:24:32]  Thank you!
[03:24:34]  Arisa's dead and Arisa's killable?
[03:24:36]  No, she's full.
[03:24:38]  Yeah, Shree's healing her.
[03:24:40]  Bitch is fucking gay, man.
[03:24:42]  Mora's out of here.
[03:24:44]  No, no, no TP on Mora.
[03:24:49]  Wait, the Mora's alive.
[03:24:50]  Oh, I get this.
[03:24:52]  Oh my god, oh my god!
[03:24:54]  She's dead, nice.
[03:24:56]  My bad, my bad, my bad.
[03:24:57]  I'm gonna push payload.
[03:25:01]  I still die for five seconds.
[03:25:02]  just one just one uh this one uh life we've run bridge I've got this.
[03:25:17]  I'm gonna minefield.
[03:25:22]  Yeah, she's running down.
[03:25:29]  Like, bro, your team's on the other side of the map.
[03:25:31]  Why are you running at me, you fucking bitch?
[03:25:33]  What a fucking faggot, man.
[03:25:36]  That's why they're fucking losing.
[03:25:38]  I'm still fighting.
[03:25:40]  Fucking fag, man.
[03:25:43]  Surrender to my will.
[03:25:46]  They've taken the robot.
[03:25:49]  No one can hide from my sight.
[03:25:54]  Arisa one!
[03:25:55]  Fuck you, bitch!
[03:25:57]  Wow.
[03:25:58]  Lifeweaver just literally just saved her, bro.
[03:26:05]  There we go.
[03:26:06]  Good finishing.
[03:26:08]  Fuckin' scrubs, man.
[03:26:14]  Yo, what's up, Moira?
[03:26:20]  Nice.
[03:26:20]  Good pick.
[03:26:23]  Arisa chasing somebody.
[03:26:28]  Arisa can die.
[03:26:30]  Arisa can die.
[03:26:31]  She's the one.
[03:26:32]  Nice.
[03:26:33]  All right.
[03:26:40]  Han's on the right.
[03:26:42]  There's one right there.
[03:26:43]  There's one.
[03:26:47]  Oh yeah, melt this whore.
[03:26:49]  There's one.
[03:26:51]  Melt this Bobby's dead faggot.
[03:26:57]  Let's fucking go.
[03:26:59]  Kids are fucking...
[03:27:00]  Fuck those homosexuals!
[03:27:02]  Let's go!
[03:27:03]  Let's go!
[03:27:04]  Cheeks clap!
[03:27:05]  Faggots!
[03:27:09]  What's the score?
[03:27:10]  What are we?
[03:27:11]  Eight and five?
[03:27:12]  Nine.
[03:27:13]  Nine to five?
[03:27:14]  I'm alright.
[03:27:15]  Surrender to my will.
[03:27:21]  That dude was getting offended.
[03:27:40]  He's probably gay too, faggot.
[03:27:42]  40% ever gay.
[03:27:45]  That's crazy *Clears throat* *Clears throat* "Every soldier needs
[03:28:10]  a cause." Stay close.
[03:28:22]  I can't heal you if you stray.
[03:28:24]  Follow my lead.
[03:28:33]  I've been through more of these than I can count.
[03:28:38]  Hello there.
[03:28:40]  Five, four, three, two, one, round one.
[03:28:50]  Hello?
[03:28:52]  What the fuck?
[03:28:55]  What?
[03:28:56]  Bro, just be quiet.
[03:28:58]  The rest of the day.
[03:29:03]  Oh, they got a widow.
[03:29:04]  They got a widow.
[03:29:04]  They got a widow.
[03:29:05]  Someone's behind us?
[03:29:06]  I'm not scared, I'm not scared, I'm not scared.
[03:29:08]  Oh my bad.
[03:29:14]  Okay, I got combo.
[03:29:16]  Ball, ball, ball.
[03:29:20]  Ana trying to kill you though.
[03:29:23]  I'm good.
[03:29:24]  On the objective.
[03:29:25]  I got a huge tank and no. Ball on point.
[03:29:31]  We got it.
[03:29:33]  Ball, ball, ball.
[03:29:38]  Critical one.
[03:29:40]  Oh!
[03:29:42]  She's healed up now.
[03:29:44]  Got her now!
[03:29:45]  Got her, bitch!
[03:29:47]  Alright.
[03:29:49]  Venture gone.
[03:29:50]  Just Widow on top on the left.
[03:29:51]  Widow being annoying on the left.
[03:29:54]  Get this French whore, man!
[03:29:59]  You're still talking!
[03:30:00]  Bro, be quiet!
[03:30:02]  I don't even know why you're on this game.
[03:30:06]  You should be in the kitchen somewhere.
[03:30:08]  But you're here.
[03:30:12]  I'm serious.
[03:30:14]  Yeah, yeah.
[03:30:17]  I'll make sandwiches for my husband, but not you.
[03:30:20]  You have one of those?
[03:30:23]  They're attacking all this food, making me hungry.
[03:30:42]  I'm hungry too.
[03:30:44]  I think I don't feel it.
[03:30:48]  Get on high ground, get on high ground.
[03:30:50]  Yep.
[03:30:50]  Genji?
[03:30:55]  Kariko, one?
[03:30:57]  Oh shit.
[03:30:58]  Genji, one!
[03:30:59]  Genji, one!
[03:31:01]  All right.
[03:31:03]  Balls, ball...
[03:31:04]  Balls on point.
[03:31:08]  Get back a bit.
[03:31:09]  Awkward trash.
[03:31:12]  Americans are so strange.
[03:31:20]  You're still talking?
[03:31:21]  Shut up.
[03:31:26]  Ball ball ball on me.
[03:31:36]  On point.
[03:31:41]  You guys got this?
[03:31:42]  Can I get some help here?
[03:31:43]  I'm gonna die.
[03:31:44]  No.
[03:31:45]  Holy fuck.
[03:31:45]  This bitch doesn't want to heal me because of her feelings.
[03:31:49]  Just kind of weird.
[03:31:50]  I didn't do anything wrong to you.
[03:31:51]  You just started being mean.
[03:31:53]  Bitch, shut the fuck up and play the game, okay?
[03:31:55]  I don't give a fuck about your feelings.
[03:31:57]  Your voice is annoying as fuck.
[03:31:58]  Shut up.
[03:31:59]  Holy fuck.
[03:32:00]  What is wrong with Americans, man?
[03:32:02]  What the fuck is wrong with you?
[03:32:03]  Like, fucking just heal and be quiet, bro.
[03:32:05]  Fuck, man.
[03:32:07]  Your voice is annoying as fuck.
[03:32:09]  Not as annoying as yours.
[03:32:12]  Holy shit, man Bro like this bitch is gapping way too much that voice is annoying like be quiet heal I'm giving real call-outs Shut the fuck up holy shit, this is why women should not be women should not be fucking you guys have to be seen and not be heard
[03:32:39]  It's not offensive when you try to do these woman jobs.
[03:32:43]  You fucking European whores, man.
[03:32:45]  Shut up!
[03:32:46]  Shut the fuck up!
[03:32:47]  She never gave you bitches rights, man.
[03:32:49]  Holy fuck!
[03:32:51]  Get off, get off, get off, get off, get off, get off!
[03:32:53]  The Farrah's one shot, man.
[03:32:54]  The Farrah's one shot.
[03:32:55]  This Mercy's in her feelings and she's not helping.
[03:32:58]  No.
[03:33:01]  Can you just go back to your server or something?
[03:33:04]  I think you might find that Europeans don't really get offended by it like women joke things.
[03:33:10]  You're still talking?
[03:33:10]  weird let's go Of course he's dead.
[03:33:28]  Yo, Venture weak in the health pack for him.
[03:33:33]  Ball is weak too.
[03:33:35]  One shot, Venture.
[03:33:36]  One shot, Venture.
[03:33:39]  Ball on point one shot Ball ball fucking scrub affirmative Let's go man.
[03:33:52]  That's so cool!
[03:33:54]  Awkward, bruh.
[03:33:54]  Kill these noobs.
[03:34:03]  Ball dropping down on you?
[03:34:11]  Farrah drop down, weak.
[03:34:13]  Good finish.
[03:34:15]  Function the tank power!
[03:34:22]  Biotics deploy.
[03:34:25]  I'm on fire.
[03:34:27]  Good finish.
[03:34:29]  Olo.
[03:34:31]  Wow.
[03:34:35]  Olo in omega.
[03:34:38]  All half.
[03:34:42]  Ball weak, ball weak, ball weak, ball weak.
[03:34:43]  I'm shooting them.
[03:34:45]  Oh my god!
[03:34:50]  Fair to drop down.
[03:34:55]  I'm resable?
[03:34:57]  Maybe?
[03:34:59]  Fair on point, fair on point, fair on point.
[03:35:03]  She's in the health pack in the back.
[03:35:05]  Clear!
[03:35:07]  Capability is mine!
[03:35:11]  Pain is inevitable.
[03:35:13]  Enemy in sight.
[03:35:19]  They are stealing the objective.
[03:35:21]  Shooting the ball.
[03:35:23]  Ball's weak.
[03:35:24]  Ball's half.
[03:35:30]  Kariko on point.
[03:35:31]  Kariko, one shot on point in the corner.
[03:35:32]  Good finish.
[03:35:34]  Ball.
[03:35:36]  Paral one.
[03:35:37]  Left pitch.
[03:35:41]  Nice.
[03:35:45]  Ball.
[03:35:45]  Ball on point.
[03:35:47]  This kid got fucking crampied.
[03:35:48]  - All right, holy shit, they suck.
[03:35:51]  Good shit. - I love American misogyny.
[03:35:56]  - Bro, I don't think women should be on this game, but that's just me. - I'm sorry that you hate your life, in real life.
[03:36:05]  Bitch!
[03:36:06]  Number one, I make more money than you.

=== Win 10 Games (01:59) ===

[03:36:07]  Number one, I got a hotter girlfriend than you.
[03:36:09]  Number three, guarantee you're a mouth-breathing fat slut.
[03:36:14]  Guaranteed you're fat.
[03:36:15]  I guarantee you're fat.
[03:36:17]  I guarantee you're fat, bro.
[03:36:20]  Sure you're skinny.
[03:36:21]  Sure you are.
[03:36:21]  Mouth-breathing whore.
[03:36:23]  all right uh let me see We win 10 games now, Marin.
[03:36:54]  10 games?
[03:36:55]  all right all right
[03:37:15]  all right

=== Team Wipe Shenanigans (05:55) ===

[03:38:05]  Select your hero.
[03:38:07]  Yeah, the record right now is what?
[03:38:16]  10 and 5 Chinaman?
[03:38:18]  Yeah.
[03:38:20]  We won 10 games.
[03:38:23]  Alright, sweet.
[03:38:24]  Shout out to fucking the Russian and the Chinaman, bro.
[03:38:28]  We got this shit.
[03:38:29]  We fucking these faggots up.
[03:38:32]  Holy shit.
[03:38:34]  I hope we don't have that mercy on our team.
[03:38:35]  Okay, cool.
[03:38:36]  Thank god.
[03:38:37]  Yo, her voice was annoying as hell.
[03:38:39]  As soon as I heard it, I was like, oh my god.
[03:38:40]  My fucking ears are bleeding.
[03:38:43]  What is that accent?
[03:38:45]  I'm eager to see all the problems we encounter on this mission.
[03:38:48]  She's probably Asian, but lives in Europe.
[03:38:52]  Asian?
[03:38:54]  Which Asian country is that?
[03:38:59]  She's probably Laos or some shit like that.
[03:39:00]  Some population.
[03:39:02]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:39:04]  Lower class.
[03:39:05]  Lower class.
[03:39:06]  Or Vietnamese.
[03:39:06]  Or Vietnamese.
[03:39:07]  Exactly.
[03:39:07]  Dirty fucking Kong.
[03:39:09]  Alright, switch to team chat.
[03:39:13]  We got Genji.
[03:39:19]  Doom nigger.
[03:39:21]  Doom nigger.
[03:39:23]  Doom nigger weak!
[03:39:24]  Doom nigger weak!
[03:39:25]  Nigger can die!
[03:39:26]  Nigger can die!
[03:39:26]  Oh!
[03:39:27]  You got him?
[03:39:27]  Oh, shit!
[03:39:29]  We lost our D.Va mech.
[03:39:38]  Oh, Doom nigger.
[03:39:40]  He punched me off high ground.
[03:39:42]  He's up top.
[03:39:43]  He's up top.
[03:39:43]  Doom idiot up top!
[03:39:44]  Quick!
[03:39:45]  I'm afraid they're taking a point.
[03:39:48]  Sosho no point.
[03:39:52]  Do my point!
[03:39:54]  Do my point!
[03:39:54]  Weak!
[03:39:56]  Fucking idiot!
[03:39:56]  He's won!
[03:39:57]  Let's go!
[03:39:58]  Let's go!
[03:39:59]  Moira?
[03:40:00]  You're fucked, bitch!
[03:40:01]  Let's go!
[03:40:02]  Oh my god!
[03:40:03]  That's some team wipe shit there!
[03:40:05]  Oh shit!
[03:40:06]  Awkward!
[03:40:07]  Nice job!
[03:40:08]  Good stuff!
[03:40:08]  Good stuff!
[03:40:09]  Good stuff, maggots!
[03:40:11]  That's some team wipe shit!
[03:40:14]  Alright.
[03:40:14]  They got McCree now, it looks like.
[03:40:17]  McCree coming around, trying to hit the Echo.
[03:40:19]  He's half.
[03:40:20]  I learned that always helps.
[03:40:22]  They're trying to come around?
[03:40:29]  Capability is mine!
[03:40:30]  Oh shit.
[03:40:31]  Oh my god.
[03:40:32]  My bad.
[03:40:36]  Awkura killed them all.
[03:40:38]  Hey, they're getting fucked.
[03:40:39]  Doom!
[03:40:40]  Doom!
[03:40:42]  Doom weak!
[03:40:42]  Doom on point!
[03:40:43]  Weak!
[03:40:44]  Dumb fuck!
[03:40:47]  They got death.
[03:40:49]  They got doom death.
[03:40:51]  Help me!
[03:40:53]  McCree one!
[03:40:53]  McCree one!
[03:40:54]  Good finish.
[03:40:55]  Incoming!
[03:40:57]  Oh, the Genji ran away.
[03:40:58]  He was weak.
[03:41:01]  I can heal you.
[03:41:02]  I'm good, I'm good at it.
[03:41:03]  Yo, Moira.
[03:41:03]  Doom coming around and Moira too.
[03:41:05]  Doom and Moira and Mercy.
[03:41:06]  Three of them coming around.
[03:41:08]  Three of them coming around behind.
[03:41:09]  They're pissed.
[03:41:10]  I'm a man on a mission.
[03:41:11]  Stay out of my way My Kree can die He's getting healed by Mercy.
[03:41:25]  He's one though.
[03:41:25]  Okay, good finish.
[03:41:26]  He died.
[03:41:27]  They got a lever.
[03:41:29]  I'd be pissed too.
[03:41:31]  Who left?
[03:41:32]  Oh, the McCree.
[03:41:33]  That was their McCree.
[03:41:34]  The other DPS. Oh, no.
[03:41:35]  The other one?
[03:41:35]  No, no, no.
[03:41:36]  The other DPS. The Genji.
[03:41:37]  Genji left.
[03:41:39]  Scrub Meteor strike dude had a meteor strike to save himself scrub I African booty scratch on point.
[03:42:00]  Yeah, that boy running.
[03:42:02]  You better run, bitch.
[03:42:07]  Where's the Doomfist?
[03:42:08]  He's in the back somewhere.
[03:42:14]  Oh, I see him.
[03:42:18]  He's still...
[03:42:19]  he's about half over there.
[03:42:20]  Coming to help you.
[03:42:29]  It's okay, it's okay.
[03:42:30]  Let me play with him.
[03:42:33]  He doesn't...
[03:42:35]  Idiot!
[03:42:41]  He's not serious.
[03:42:43]  He just play around.
[03:42:46]  No mercy though.
[03:42:49]  No mercy.
[03:42:50]  Yeah, that's true.
[03:42:51]  It's KKK time bro.
[03:42:52]  There's no mercy.
[03:42:53]  They give up.
[03:42:54]  Yeah, I give up too.
[03:42:56]  Faggots.
[03:42:59]  Oh my god, I die.
[03:43:01]  The Genji on your team is a scrub for quitting though.
[03:43:03]  You got that butthurt that he had to fucking quit.
[03:43:08]  Oh my god, you're a loser too, Awkward.
[03:43:11]  What?
[03:43:12]  I'm a loser too, I die too.
[03:43:16]  I'm a loser too, I die too.
[03:43:21]  I die way too much Oh, Marin Yo.

=== Domination Requests (03:58) ===

[03:43:38]  Do you know the flame?
[03:43:40]  The guy, the DPS that play with us?
[03:43:43]  The flame.
[03:43:44]  Flame.
[03:43:45]  Nah.
[03:43:46]  Ah, don't remember.
[03:43:48]  Okay.
[03:43:49]  Yeah.
[03:43:51]  We got 440 and 17 board that day.
[03:43:55]  We played with him.
[03:43:56]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:43:57]  Yeah, why?
[03:43:57]  Is he on right now?
[03:43:59]  No, but I caught him.
[03:44:02]  Every soldier needs a cause.
[03:44:05]  I saw he in the Twitch chat said, I like to be dominated.
[03:44:10]  What the hell?
[03:44:11]  Oh, all right!
[03:44:14]  They're pissed.
[03:44:14]  They lost.
[03:44:15]  We win.
[03:44:18]  Yeah, I called him on the Twitch chat and he said I'd like to be dominated by a woman.
[03:44:25]  The flame said that.
[03:44:27]  *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs*
[03:44:45]  *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs*
[03:45:05]  *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs*
[03:45:39]  Yeah, I'm snitching.
[03:45:40]  I got screenshot everything too *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs*
[03:46:02]  *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs*
[03:46:20]  *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs*
[03:46:36]  Alright.
[03:47:06]  Back to the Twitter feed. Back to the Twitter feed.

=== Fragile Promises (15:39) ===

[03:47:27]  ...or call to arms.
[03:47:28]  Go out, buy a gun.
[03:47:30]  If you try to...
[03:47:33]  Stop me from going into a woman's bathroom and be the last mistake you ever make.
[03:47:37]  Yeah, I'm that person and I stand by every fucking word I've ever said.
[03:47:41]  The fact that I have to explain now, here we are a year later, explain why I made that video and just how many fucking stupid people there are in my comment section and in my DMs saying you threatened women and children.
[03:47:59]  Nowhere in that video did I threaten women and children.
[03:48:04]  Broken fucking record.
[03:48:06]  I made that video in response to somebody else who was making unaliving statements or unaliving promises to another transfem on this app.
[03:48:22]  Every soldier needs a cause.
[03:48:24]  What the fuck?
[03:48:25]  Clown world.
[03:48:26]  You look like a gentleman who needs his own toenails.
[03:48:30]  Why the hell would you say that to someone?
[03:48:33]  Just looking for something we might have in common.
[03:48:37]  Crazy shit, man.
[03:48:41]  Alright, we got a game.
[03:48:42]  I'm gonna fucking retweet that shit.
[03:48:44]  Alright, let's go to the team.
[03:48:45]  Team Shadow.
[03:48:46]  - Five, four, three, two, one.
[03:48:51]  Round one, capture the object. - Captain Kamari reporting for duty.
[03:48:55]  Check your corners out there.
[03:48:57]  There's an enemy here!
[03:49:00]  Venture sweep.
[03:49:05]  Oh!
[03:49:06]  Ball on the left!
[03:49:07]  Venture in the middle!
[03:49:13]  Thank you.
[03:49:18]  Ball behind us.
[03:49:24]  Alright, whatever.
[03:49:25]  I don't want to stab her, smart enough to do that.
[03:49:32]  They got Sim, Fury, Ventra, Simtop left.
[03:49:44]  Simtop left.
[03:49:50]  Venture!
[03:49:50]  Venture!
[03:49:53]  Uh...
[03:49:54]  Shit.
[03:49:56]  Pretty low there.
[03:49:57]  Venture is low.
[03:49:59]  Venture low!
[03:50:00]  Oh my god, this Lifeweaver.
[03:50:01]  Bro, Life Weaver is K. Wall's half.
[03:50:11]  Lightweaver clearing on point.
[03:50:13]  Okay.
[03:50:14]  Bro.
[03:50:16]  Bro.
[03:50:18]  Oh! Oh! Oh!
[03:50:36]  Oh!
[03:50:42]  I can't get away with this!
[03:50:46]  Hello there!
[03:50:48]  Oh!
[03:50:52]  Oh!
[03:50:54]  You sit there!
[03:50:56]  I will be there!
[03:50:58]  I will be there!
[03:51:00]  No one can stop me!
[03:51:02]  Get in there!
[03:51:05]  That's one down.
[03:51:06]  Good pick, good pick.
[03:51:08]  Lightweaver 1, they're finished.
[03:51:11]  Here, shoot me in the back.
[03:51:13]  Boloama.
[03:51:24]  Got him, fucking scrub.
[03:51:27]  I got visor.
[03:51:30]  Yeah, we can nano-raiser.
[03:51:37]  They don't have walls.
[03:51:43]  Venture trying to come through.
[03:51:45]  He's weak up there.
[03:51:52]  Wow, Lifeweaver is gay bro.
[03:51:54]  Yep.
[03:51:58]  You know what?
[03:51:59]  I got you on my side you fucking stupid train your Kiri Kiri Kiri That fucking tree Ball one ball one ball one ball one One Ball one, ball one.
[03:52:25]  Yeah, he has one, he's one.
[03:52:27]  Him and Kyrie, he's gotta Kyrie next to him now, though.
[03:52:30]  Here he comes, here he comes, trying to come in.
[03:52:33]  Get, get fucked, faggot.
[03:52:35]  Sim on me.
[03:52:36]  Get this Indian whore.
[03:52:37]  Let's go!
[03:52:39]  Curry won't win, bitch!
[03:52:40]  Let's fucking go!
[03:52:47]  Let's fucking go!
[03:52:48]  The racism will continue!
[03:52:50]  Let's go!
[03:52:53]  One to zero.
[03:52:57]  Yo, I gotta agree with Semido on this one.
[03:52:59]  He made a comment.
[03:53:02]  He said that if they ever make Lifeweaver good, this game is gonna be trash.
[03:53:06]  I agree, bro.
[03:53:07]  Because Lifeweaver, his entire kit is denial.
[03:53:13]  And the thing is, that Venture was out of position like 20 times, bro.
[03:53:17]  And she got saved.
[03:53:19]  By fucking Weaver.
[03:53:22]  Weaver literally allows bad players to make mistakes and do dumb shit and live.
[03:53:29]  Yeah.
[03:53:30]  And his healing numbers are way too high.
[03:53:33]  Yeah.
[03:53:34]  And he doesn't miss.
[03:53:36]  It's like... Lifeweaver's weak.
[03:53:45]  He has to jump off his pedal.
[03:53:46]  What the fuck?
[03:53:46]  Venture!
[03:53:47]  Venture weak!
[03:53:49]  This bitch.
[03:53:50]  Shit, I need help.
[03:53:53]  Don't run for my healing, man.
[03:53:55]  I didn't know you were healing me.
[03:53:57]  I rubbed some dirt on it.
[03:54:05]  Let's go.
[03:54:05]  I thought you were telling me to run.
[03:54:12]  Kiri!
[03:54:13]  Kiri!
[03:54:13]  Kiri one!
[03:54:15]  What the fuck?
[03:54:16]  This bitch teleported.
[03:54:18]  Sim is trying to put those fucking dumbass turrets.
[03:54:21]  Yeah, bitch, die.
[03:54:25]  Lifeweaver gay ass on point.
[03:54:26]  Never mind, he fell off because he sucks.
[03:54:28]  Kiri dead.
[03:54:29]  Get hit with that helix!
[03:54:30]  Let's go, bitch!
[03:54:31]  Let's go!
[03:54:34]  Hit that bitch with a rocket instead of low up or after.
[03:54:36]  Let's go!
[03:54:38]  Allah Akbar!
[03:54:40]  Let's go!
[03:54:47]  You blow these bitches up!
[03:54:48]  Let's go! Allah Akbar!
[03:54:50]  Let's go, junk rat!
[03:54:53]  Abdul rat!
[03:54:57]  Yo, ball behind us!
[03:55:03]  Oh shit, there's curry bitch on me!
[03:55:08]  I'm with you, I'm with you!
[03:55:09]  Oh, let's go, blow that whore up!
[03:55:14]  Venture trying to burrow.
[03:55:18]  She still died.
[03:55:21]  That boss don't realize.
[03:55:23]  Yeah, she jumped off the map.
[03:55:24]  She's so trash.
[03:55:24]  I don't even know.
[03:55:25]  Bro, you gotta blow that bitch up.
[03:55:40]  Use that tire.
[03:55:42]  No trannies, bro.
[03:55:43]  No trannies.
[03:55:44]  No trannies.
[03:55:45]  Look at how Lightweaver just saved her.
[03:55:47]  No trannies.
[03:55:52]  Wow.
[03:55:53]  Okay.
[03:55:58]  I got a visor though.
[03:56:06]  I got a visor.
[03:56:07]  Don't worry.
[03:56:08]  I got you.
[03:56:08]  I got you, awkward.
[03:56:09]  It's okay.
[03:56:12]  I got a heal right here.
[03:56:14]  Use it.
[03:56:16]  Hog has no hook.
[03:56:17]  Hog has no hook.
[03:56:19]  Oh, shut up, you fucking tranny whore!
[03:56:26]  Excavate that, bitch!
[03:56:31]  Lifeweaver here, one shot!
[03:56:34]  Kill the homosexuals!
[03:56:35]  Join me, guys!
[03:56:38]  Oh, shit!
[03:56:43]  Okay, you guys just let me die, bro.
[03:56:48]  From the witch Moira and the fucking homo Lifeweaver.
[03:56:51]  Super Haram Let's go Kill the fat ass!
[03:57:05]  You gluttonous piece of shit!
[03:57:06]  That's your punishment!
[03:57:07]  You die!
[03:57:08]  Yes!
[03:57:08]  Hit him with the tire!
[03:57:09]  Let's go!
[03:57:11]  Oh my God!
[03:57:13]  Yo!
[03:57:17]  Yo, let's fucking go, baby!
[03:57:19]  Let's go!
[03:57:20]  That nigga let him know!
[03:57:21]  Hey, that's very haram!
[03:57:22]  Then he told them, and blew them boys up!
[03:57:25]  Let's fucking go!
[03:57:30]  Let's fucking go!
[03:57:32]  Let's see it.
[03:57:33]  You went from Junkrat to Abdul Junkrat.
[03:57:35]  Yo.
[03:57:43]  That fucking homo jumped off the fucking map, bro.
[03:57:47]  Let's fucking go, man.
[03:57:50]  I just shot that fucking tire.
[03:57:53]  He said, fuck it.
[03:57:53]  I'm killing all y'all.
[03:57:58]  Let's fucking go.
[03:58:01]  Woo!
[03:58:03]  Yo! Allah Akbar!
[03:58:14]  Yo, chat, y'all can hear that shit?
[03:58:23]  Y'all can hear it, right?
[03:58:25]  Every soldier needs a cause.
[03:58:35]  Amphire, you said you're a diamond tank?
[03:58:37]  Is there nothing you can do for this?
[03:58:39]  Alright, send me your battle tag, you sorry ass nigga.
[03:58:41]  Look at those fuel beneath the flames.
[03:58:44]  Switch to team chat.
[03:58:49]  Falcon PUNCH! Chat, give me ones in the chat if you guys can hear the sound effects.
[03:58:56]  Five.
[03:58:57]  Four.
[03:58:57]  I can't hear any in the chat.
[03:58:59]  Two.
[03:59:00]  One.
[03:59:01]  Alright.
[03:59:02]  They can hear the sound effects.
[03:59:03]  Can you guys hear the sound effects that I'm playing with?
[03:59:06]  No, no.
[03:59:08]  Oh, you guys can hear it?
[03:59:09]  Oh, okay.
[03:59:10]  No.
[03:59:12]  You guys heard these sound effects.
[03:59:16]  Everyone heal up.
[03:59:18]  I'm not going to die.
[03:59:30]  Oh, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
[03:59:32]  Oh.
[03:59:34]  Oh.
[03:59:37]  Ryan can die.
[03:59:42]  Ryan can die.
[03:59:44]  No no no no One is piano One is piano.
[03:59:54]  Hit the train, you whore.
[03:59:57]  Let's go!
[03:59:58]  Nice Fucking go, baby Nice Punishes fucking trainees Fuck these kids let's go And I know another one another guy shatter you guys shatter you guys shatter Okay, okay, okay
[04:00:27]  So you're weak right hard on the side is looking for the shadow.
[04:00:36]  I'm trying to break a shield before I die Okay, I've got an old victim three kills check this out check this out.
[04:00:40]  It's that three oh I'm so low.
[04:00:48]  And then...
[04:00:52]  Behind you!
[04:00:54]  Oh, but are you?
[04:00:55]  Oh!
[04:00:55]  Okay, Myron, flash your kick, Myron, flash your kick.
[04:01:03]  Yeah, I'm backing up.
[04:01:04]  I'm backing up.
[04:01:06]  I'm backing up.
[04:01:10]  Cocking up, that's some pussy shit.
[04:01:11]  I'm about to take off angle.
[04:01:18]  You guys ready?
[04:01:20]  Yeah, let's go.
[04:01:21]  Let's see it.
[04:01:23]  Let's go.
[04:01:24]  One bit.
[04:01:25]  Two bit.
[04:01:26]  Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
[04:01:27]  Let's go!
[04:01:31]  Hello Akbar!
[04:01:32]  Punish these assholes!
[04:01:35]  Oh my god, that Rein got deleted!
[04:01:37]  He got deleted, bro!
[04:01:38]  Hello Akbar!
[04:01:40]  Hello Akbar!
[04:01:41]  Honor killing, bro.
[04:01:42]  Honor killing.
[04:01:43]  Let's fucking go, man.
[04:01:45]  Soldier weak?
[04:01:55]  Oh, they got Arisa now?
[04:01:56]  Nice kill him all, kill him all man, let's go.
[04:02:03]  Lucy are weak.
[04:02:05]  Oh go right, right, push them.
[04:02:09]  What is that long?
[04:02:11]  Let's go!
[04:02:12]  These kids are trash!
[04:02:14]  Get this Lucio!
[04:02:15]  Punish him!
[04:02:16]  Come here, boys!
[04:02:17]  Let's fucking go!
[04:02:18]  Get the boy, faggots!
[04:02:19]  Oh, what the fuck?
[04:02:22]  Oh, shit!
[04:02:22]  Treny on me!
[04:02:23]  No!
[04:02:24]  Allah Akbar!
[04:02:27]  Avenge my death, guys!
[04:02:29]  Oh my god!
[04:02:30]  Haram!
[04:02:31]  He's one, he's one!
[04:02:32]  Yeah, don't die!
[04:02:36]  Oh my god, we didn't cap the point.
[04:02:39]  Yeah, we gotta cap the point, guys.

=== Pick Your Roles Carefully (11:21) ===

[04:02:44]  You guys don't healer.
[04:02:45]  We don't have healers.
[04:02:47]  You're on the objective.
[04:02:49]  Please come out.
[04:02:51]  Oh shit.
[04:02:53]  I got you, Agur.
[04:02:55]  Thank you.
[04:02:56]  Another one!
[04:02:57]  Another thing!
[04:02:58]  Oh my god, my bad.
[04:02:59]  Oh my god, my bad.
[04:03:00]  How's the one, how's the one, how's the one?
[04:03:01]  Bow and arrow, faggot!
[04:03:04]  I'm dead, I'm dead, it's fine.
[04:03:19]  I died Middle is low Are you ready?
[04:03:45]  No, fuck.
[04:03:50]  Let's go!
[04:03:52]  Behind you!
[04:03:54]  I'm about to die.
[04:03:56]  You're not gonna die.
[04:03:58]  Only Arisa, only Arisa, only Arisa.
[04:04:00]  Let's go get this bitch!
[04:04:02]  On her killing this whore!
[04:04:04]  I'm dead.
[04:04:04]  Get her, get her, get her, get her.
[04:04:06]  Let's go!
[04:04:06]  Hello I'm coming back.
[04:04:15]  I'm coming back now.
[04:04:21]  Oh Oh, here here we go.
[04:04:50]  Let's go!
[04:04:51]  Let's go!
[04:04:52]  Fuck it, scrubs!
[04:04:53]  Why my Suzu doesn't wake you up?
[04:04:55]  Punish these faggots!
[04:04:56]  ALLAHU AKBAR!
[04:05:07]  Oh, are they gonna...
[04:05:08]  No, they won't make it back.
[04:05:11]  They'll try, they'll try.
[04:05:12]  Let us end this.
[04:05:14]  Yep, they are gonna try.
[04:05:16]  Lucio trying to come in?
[04:05:18]  Lucia loot a lot.
[04:05:24]  Lucia loot.
[04:05:25]  Let's go.
[04:05:26]  Let's go.
[04:05:27]  They're really not.
[04:05:30]  You guys are good.
[04:05:33]  The tranny!
[04:05:33]  Kill the tranny!
[04:05:37]  Let's go!
[04:05:38]  Let's go!
[04:05:39]  Allahu Akbar!
[04:05:45]  Wrong...
[04:05:48]  Run point.
[04:05:49]  My bad.
[04:05:50]  I go to run point.
[04:05:52]  What's up?
[04:05:53]  Enemy sighted.
[04:05:55]  Yes.
[04:05:57]  I'm out of time zone.
[04:05:59]  Not yet.
[04:06:01]  Not yet.
[04:06:02]  Arisa!
[04:06:03]  That bitch is trying to run.
[04:06:04]  Oh shit.
[04:06:05]  Damn.
[04:06:05]  There were three of them over there.
[04:06:06]  Oh fuck.
[04:06:08]  Fuck.
[04:06:09]  Oh I'm dead.
[04:06:14]  Nice pick.
[04:06:16]  Oh!
[04:06:17]  Awkward!
[04:06:19]  Oh my god, you're living in the dragon!
[04:06:24]  I got it.
[04:06:27]  He doesn't have spear.
[04:06:29]  I hear you.
[04:06:33]  One HP, one HP. You can push him, you can push him, right.
[04:06:38]  I'm here.
[04:06:39]  I'm here.
[04:06:42]  Oh, slow.
[04:06:48]  Oh my god!
[04:06:49]  McCree!
[04:06:49]  McCree half!
[04:06:50]  On top of you!
[04:06:52]  Awkward!
[04:06:52]  He's one, he's one, he's one, he's one on the left!
[04:06:54]  Nice, nice!
[04:06:55]  McCree on your right!
[04:06:57]  Let's go!
[04:06:59]  Yeah!
[04:07:00]  Endy slaggers with the rockets!
[04:07:01]  Come here McCree!
[04:07:02]  Let's go!
[04:07:05]  Good shit!
[04:07:08]  That's a 5k!
[04:07:09]  That's a 5k!
[04:07:12]  Okay, that's 5k!
[04:07:13]  I'm about to ult them here!
[04:07:15]  I'm gonna ulti hit them here.
[04:07:16]  Come, come, come, come.
[04:07:17]  I will suzu you.
[04:07:21]  They got a Junkrat.
[04:07:23]  You ready?
[04:07:28]  Oh, let's go!
[04:07:30]  Let's go!
[04:07:31]  The Punisher will continue!
[04:07:34]  Let's hit the Punisher.
[04:07:36]  Let's push!
[04:07:38]  Oh you got all from your spawn because you're so bad faggot.
[04:07:41]  I've got you.
[04:07:43]  Allahu Akbar!
[04:07:44]  Slaughter them!
[04:07:48]  Nice.
[04:07:49]  Let's see the flow of the game.
[04:07:51]  Are you Habibti?
[04:07:53]  Let's fucking go!
[04:07:55]  That's a 5k.
[04:07:59]  Oh shit, let's go!
[04:08:01]  Wait, what did I do?
[04:08:04]  Ah, this.
[04:08:08]  Die.
[04:08:10]  Die.
[04:08:11]  Oh shit.
[04:08:13]  Bro, I'm das- Ummm- Um...
[04:08:26]  What are we?
[04:08:27]  When you're old, I immediately...
[04:08:29]  ...toloper and...
[04:08:31]  ...suzuru you.
[04:08:33]  But...
[04:08:33]  Are we 12-1 right now?
[04:08:35]  Chinaman?
[04:08:36]  12-1?
[04:08:36]  Yeah, 12.
[04:08:37]  Yeah, 12.
[04:08:39]  We didn't lose, so...
[04:08:41]  Alright, so I got a guy that wants to join in.
[04:08:43]  He said he's a diamond tank.
[04:08:47]  You want to do that?
[04:08:48]  You guys want to bring him in?
[04:08:49]  Wait, what's the shit?
[04:08:51]  I'm good.
[04:08:52]  I don't care.
[04:08:53]  I don't care.
[04:08:54]  Alright, you get one game, nigga.
[04:08:56]  If you're trash, we're kicking you out.
[04:08:58]  Let's see here.
[04:08:59]  The tank from last game added me.
[04:09:02]  Yeah, it was a woman though, so I don't know if that's gonna work.
[04:09:07]  I think she knows who you are, but she doesn't talk.
[04:09:12]  But he will secretly add you, you know.
[04:09:14]  I think she's Arabic.
[04:09:17]  Arabic?
[04:09:18]  Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
[04:09:19]  That's why she didn't speak too much then.
[04:09:21]  That's good.
[04:09:22]  Was it Baby Nesco?
[04:09:23]  Is that the same fucking guy?
[04:09:25]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:09:26]  No, it's Wuss.
[04:09:27]  No.
[04:09:29]  I don't know.
[04:09:30]  Baby Nesco is from the last game.
[04:09:31]  The guy from...
[04:09:32]  No, no, no, no, no.
[04:09:33]  I'm trying to bring in Wuss2117.
[04:09:39]  Hold on, let me see here.
[04:09:45]  I'll try adding this guy.
[04:09:50]  Alright, I sent you a request there.
[04:09:52]  You better not be trash, bro.
[04:09:54]  If you trash, I'm kicking you out.
[04:09:56]  Rape train has begun and we don't want to take no breaks.
[04:09:59]  And not fast enough. - Oh.
[04:10:07]  Is this a Smurf account?
[04:10:14]  I got TV. How's it going, guys?
[04:10:21]  Alright?
[04:10:22]  Yo, what's up, man?
[04:10:24]  Have you ever played this season?
[04:10:27]  That's a smurf account.
[04:10:28]  I played on a different account now, so hopefully they'll let me play with you guys.
[04:10:33]  No, I won't let me.
[04:10:35]  It's probably because you're not ranked.
[04:10:39]  We're playing on Plat and Diamonds.
[04:10:43]  I played this season on this...
[04:10:46]  Yeah, but it won't even let me play a game now.
[04:10:52]  Oh, shit.
[04:10:54]  You got another account?
[04:10:55]  I have a different account if that helps, but you probably don't have time to wait for me.
[04:11:00]  Yeah, we'll play a game.
[04:11:01]  Just add this one.
[04:11:02]  You see my battle tag?
[04:11:04]  It's jbills11855.
[04:11:06]  Just add me on it.
[04:11:07]  What's the name of your account?
[04:11:08]  Do I remember?
[04:11:10]  Fuck, I don't remember.
[04:11:11]  I have like six.
[04:11:13]  I will add you.
[04:11:14]  Yeah, just get on a Plat account, or a Diamond account, then jump back in, alright?
[04:11:20]  Okay, no worries, bye.
[04:11:22]  all right man all right The tank, the Junker King.
[04:11:43]  Say wanna join.
[04:11:45]  Tell to you guys if you want to bring her in.
[04:11:49]  Yeah, I'm okay.
[04:11:56]  Alright, pick your roles then, homos.
[04:12:00]  Awkward?
[04:12:01]  Yeah, I'm here.
[04:12:02]  Okay.
[04:13:05]  All right.
[04:13:20]  Let's look at some more fuckery on Twitter.
[04:13:22]  Okay.
[04:13:24]  Oh yeah, this fucking weirdo.
[04:13:26]  Yeah, I took the initiative and stood up to that motherfucker.
[04:13:29]  And what I got in response to that was a lot of people hating me for no reason whatsoever.
[04:13:37]  Getting my name defamed and slandered in news articles.
[04:13:43]  I've even had famous people mention me.

=== Sarah's Toxic Banter (11:02) ===

[04:13:47]  It is what it is.
[04:13:48]  I mean, they're going to get theirs.
[04:13:50]  I'm going to get a paycheck at the end of this, so it's all good.
[04:13:54]  People calling me a pedo, as long as I can find out who you are and where you live, you're going to get in trouble.
[04:14:00]  You're going to get, you know, you're going to get a knock on your door.
[04:14:03]  Calling me a pedo because I am a woman and I use a women's restroom.
[04:14:07]  What the fuck?
[04:14:08]  You're not a woman, bro.
[04:14:10]  Holy shit, man.
[04:14:11]  We live in a clown world now.
[04:14:12]  Every soldier needs a call.
[04:14:17]  Shed the whip of your doubts.
[04:14:20]  He's not in the team chat.
[04:14:22]  No, I'm here.
[04:14:23]  I'm here.
[04:14:26]  Fuck, I'm lagging.
[04:14:28]  Oh no, why am I lagging?
[04:14:33]  I'm lagging, I don't know why.
[04:14:37]  I'm playing the midget.
[04:14:41]  How fortunate for you.
[04:14:44]  What does his name mean?
[04:14:47]  Hashim?
[04:14:48]  I'm so happy.
[04:14:50]  Monkey above.
[04:15:09]  Monkey behind us.
[04:15:15]  What?
[04:15:15]  Three flanking.
[04:15:17]  I saw only Monkey and Widow.
[04:15:21]  My bad.
[04:15:21]  Yeah, Genji jumped over the building, bro.
[04:15:24]  Genji literally jumped over the building.
[04:15:26]  Widow also jumped over the building, but she failed.
[04:15:28]  Yeah, there's three people.
[04:15:29]  I saw only two.
[04:15:34]  Help our Sigma?
[04:15:40]  Yeah, I'm backing up.
[04:15:45]  Genji's on the left.
[04:15:53]  Genji?
[04:15:55]  Genji, half?
[04:16:11]  I'm on Winston.
[04:16:12]  Winston weak.
[04:16:14]  Okay, he got ult already.
[04:16:16]  Alright.
[04:16:17]  But he's feeding now, idiot.
[04:16:19]  What?
[04:16:20]  Where's my teleport?
[04:16:23]  Okay, still win.
[04:16:25]  Okay, still win.
[04:16:25]  *Sigh* Oh Lord!
[04:16:27]  Wait wait wait wait!
[04:16:32]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:16:33]  You guys win this.
[04:16:34]  You guys win this.
[04:16:36]  I killed three, so it's okay.
[04:16:38]  Nice.
[04:16:38]  Nice, tougher spots.
[04:16:40]  I handshot him.
[04:16:53]  Genji up top.
[04:16:55]  Genji's on the bridge.
[04:16:59]  Shooting monkey?
[04:17:01]  Monkey done?
[04:17:06]  Widowmaker on the bridge, I think.
[04:17:08]  Oh, she dropped down.
[04:17:09]  She's in the corner.
[04:17:10]  She's one.
[04:17:11]  Got her.
[04:17:11]  To finish.
[04:17:13]  Genji.
[04:17:14]  Genji won.
[04:17:15]  Reflect.
[04:17:16]  He ran away.
[04:17:17]  Somebody get him.
[04:17:19]  They got Azaria now.
[04:17:21]  All right.
[04:17:23]  Both bubbles gone.
[04:17:24]  Both bubbles gone.
[04:17:25]  She's in the corner.
[04:17:26]  And I got McCrean out too.
[04:17:27]  Yeah.
[04:17:28]  Actuating the barrier.
[04:17:29]  Well, also they're gonna have you.
[04:17:34]  They're going to have Blade.
[04:17:37]  Oh, Lord!
[04:17:38]  Here we go!
[04:17:40]  Bro, why'd you die?
[04:17:43]  Yeah, why didn't you?
[04:17:44]  Why don't you beat me, bro?
[04:17:46]  Why don't you beat Genji?
[04:17:47]  Why don't you beat Genji?
[04:17:47]  Fuck.
[04:17:49]  We can win.
[04:17:49]  I'll win.
[04:17:53]  Don't die!
[04:17:54]  I knew that fucking play was coming, man.
[04:17:57]  I stand with you.
[04:18:01]  Oh, I need help!
[04:18:02]  Kanji on me!
[04:18:03]  Good guy, good guy.
[04:18:09]  One HP! I'll keep healing you.
[04:18:16]  I don't know guys, like...
[04:18:20]  LJ, you need to step up a little bit.
[04:18:25]  Don't worry, I got this!
[04:18:27]  What is it now?
[04:18:32]  Genji, low.
[04:18:32]  Drop down.
[04:18:38]  Bruh.
[04:18:39]  I sold to you, why?
[04:18:48]  You missed it by a second.
[04:18:49]  Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!
[04:18:51]  Oh my god, I... Why?
[04:18:53]  Like, how hard is it to hit a fucking one HP, Sarah?
[04:18:57]  Our tank is so...
[04:19:00]  Hmm...
[04:19:02]  I'm really depressed about it, bro.
[04:19:03]  Okay, we'll win.
[04:19:09]  Yeah, she solo grabbed me.
[04:19:12]  Wrong, mate, wrong.
[04:19:13]  She's here.
[04:19:14]  There's Zarya.
[04:19:15]  She's charged up.
[04:19:16]  They're really low.
[04:19:19]  They're actually all low.
[04:19:20]  They're really low.
[04:19:21]  You sound like awkward, to be honest.
[04:19:26]  Zarya won!
[04:19:27]  Zarya won!
[04:19:28]  Good finish.
[04:19:29]  Can I push?
[04:19:30]  Can I push?
[04:19:32]  Fuck him and his blade.
[04:19:34]  He's dead.
[04:19:34]  Got him.
[04:19:35]  Fucking idiot.
[04:19:35]  Baptiste here, Baptiste.
[04:19:38]  Okay, now Ana.
[04:19:41]  Nice.
[04:19:41]  Now Ana.
[04:19:42]  She's here.
[04:19:45]  Good finish on Ana.
[04:19:48]  McCree, McCree.
[04:19:49]  I'm pushing this guy.
[04:19:51]  He's weak.
[04:19:52]  You can get him.
[04:19:54]  Oh, it is so quick.
[04:19:55]  Genji above?
[04:19:59]  Is Arya dead?
[04:20:01]  Good job.
[04:20:03]  Yo, Genji over by the statue.
[04:20:05]  Genji and Baptiste by statue.
[04:20:07]  Got him.
[04:20:09]  Okay, he's reflecting.
[04:20:13]  He's one?
[04:20:13]  Good job, he's one.
[04:20:14]  Yeah, I got him.
[04:20:15]  yeah Zarya use one bubble, Zarya use two bubbles no bubbles now.
[04:20:29]  uh genji uh...
[04:20:34]  kes on it.
[04:20:37]  good job, good job.
[04:20:42]  Good finish.
[04:20:44]  Heal on point for y'all.
[04:20:48]  Everybody still?
[04:20:50]  Oh god that's hard, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh yeah I'm sorry.
[04:21:00]  Oh shit, okay this is a solution.
[04:21:02]  I got naded which was terrible.
[04:21:05]  Kim coming back.
[04:21:09]  Keep coming back!
[04:21:11]  I got you guys?
[04:21:13]  Uh, yep, perfect.
[04:21:20]  Up, up, up, up, up.
[04:21:24]  Heels.
[04:21:25]  Ana.
[04:21:26]  Get the Ana.
[04:21:28]  Oh shit, Baptiste is one, Baptiste is one.
[04:21:30]  But watch out, McCree is right there too.
[04:21:31]  They're all one.
[04:21:33]  I got you guys.
[04:21:42]  I got a heal for you guys here.
[04:21:43]  Heel in the corner.
[04:21:44]  No, fuck.
[04:21:45]  Okay.
[04:21:47]  Maybe I've had him.
[04:21:58]  Maybe I fell a little bit.
[04:22:01]  Is there another bubble?
[04:22:07]  Only you, man.
[04:22:09]  I'm fine.
[04:22:10]  Let's do it.
[04:22:15]  Have a lever as well.
[04:22:17]  Never leave her?
[04:22:18]  Yeah.
[04:22:20]  This Ozzy's guy left.
[04:22:22]  It's only one support.
[04:22:41]  What?!
[04:22:42]  There's no footsteps!
[04:22:46]  He got heal on my reruns.
[04:22:47]  Oh, it's everyone.
[04:22:49]  Oh, maybe not.
[04:22:51]  Oh, maybe.
[04:22:53]  One could say I am feuding.
[04:23:09]  What's going on?
[04:23:12]  Fuck.
[04:23:14]  Kareem wait!
[04:23:16]  Yeah, kill me alive.
[04:23:18]  Holy!
[04:23:20]  Run.
[04:23:22]  That one's the block you heal.
[04:23:27]  the bubble block you heal I don't quit till the fights done no one can hide from my sight stuck in a corner Okay, they're pretty low.
[04:23:54]  Oh, they got a lever.
[04:24:06]  I shouldn't type nice with them.
[04:24:11]  Select your hero.
[04:24:13]  Thanks Beto man.
[04:24:18]  Hope that kid comes back.
[04:24:22]  This shit is gay when it's like that.
[04:24:24]  Eto, you gotta keep your spirits up, bro.

=== Monkey One, Danger In Thailand (04:59) ===

[04:24:37]  You're playing well, you just gotta keep the spirits up.
[04:24:39]  Now I know.
[04:24:41]  Thank you.
[04:24:43]  You have a band-aid?
[04:24:45]  Who exactly do you think I am?
[04:24:48]  Oh, I can't stand here.
[04:24:50]  Hmm, guess not.
[04:24:52]  How can you experiment on those cute little rabbits?
[04:25:01]  Ryze, have you been outside of China in Asian countries?
[04:25:05]  I go to Phoenix before.
[04:25:09]  Where, where?
[04:25:10]  I couldn't hear.
[04:25:11]  Phoenix City, US. No, no, like outside of China.
[04:25:16]  Yeah, Phoenix City, US. USA. What about other Asian countries?
[04:25:22]  I'm asking.
[04:25:22]  I go to Thailand.
[04:25:28]  Yeah.
[04:25:29]  It's very dangerous in Thailand.
[04:25:33]  Yeah.
[04:25:33]  If you guys want to travel, don't go to Thailand.
[04:25:36]  It's very dangerous.
[04:25:38]  Oh, I think it's fine.
[04:25:41]  Did you go there?
[04:25:42]  Yeah, twice.
[04:25:44]  My brother have been there like five times.
[04:25:46]  He likes it.
[04:25:48]  Overall, it's dangerous than other countries.
[04:25:52]  Winston weak.
[04:25:56]  Monkey won, monkey won.
[04:26:04]  Okay, awesome.
[04:26:05]  Now I'm pushing payloads.
[04:26:16]  I got it.
[04:26:18]  Okay.
[04:26:19]  Sniper.
[04:26:30]  Amateur.
[04:26:32]  Hi, Prime.
[04:26:33]  Kill this monkey.
[04:26:33]  Kill this monkey.
[04:26:35]  Monkey is hot.
[04:26:40]  On up top.
[04:26:41]  On up top.
[04:26:42]  The payload has reached the checkpoint.
[04:26:44]  Pay the best.
[04:26:51]  Yeah, yeah.
[04:26:51]  If you want to go to Thailand, go to the capital.
[04:26:55]  Don't go to the borders.
[04:26:59]  A lot of human trafficking.
[04:27:06]  You know it's bad when the Chinese guy says there's a lot of human trafficking.
[04:27:14]  I promise you.
[04:27:15]  Monkey's one.
[04:27:16]  Monkey's one.
[04:27:19]  Sending some warps.
[04:27:21]  I have kind of lessons.
[04:27:24]  Keeping our Widow alive.
[04:27:29]  Monkey one.
[04:27:30]  Monkey one.
[04:27:31]  He's one.
[04:27:34]  Anna one.
[04:27:35]  Anna one.
[04:27:37]  She ran around the corner This is how I just pushing pay long I'm chilling.
[04:27:48]  Good job guys!
[04:27:50]  Good job guys!
[04:27:55]  I'm pushing payload.
[04:27:58]  Good job guys!
[04:28:01]  Tracer run.
[04:28:05]  - Neighbor, leave this to me. - Cut him.
[04:28:08]  - Monkey one, monkey one, monkey one. - Your carry is here.
[04:28:21]  Oh, they're all lived.
[04:28:29]  These kids got trashed.
[04:28:39]  They got destroyed.
[04:28:40]  They got creep-eyed, guys.
[04:28:43]  I'm just pushing payload.
[04:28:49]  I didn't do shit.
[04:28:51]  I have to leave in about 30 minutes I'm gonna go do some sparring.
[04:29:07]  No problem, bro.
[04:29:08]  What kind of style are you learning?

=== Organizing Boxers (09:39) ===

[04:29:29]  Awkward.
[04:29:30]  Boxing?
[04:29:31]  Yeah, yeah.
[04:29:32]  I hate the boxing.
[04:29:34]  But I like all martial arts, but the boxing, I think, I love it.
[04:29:44]  Most applicable.
[04:29:45]  Definitely the most applicable.
[04:29:49]  Yeah, and also the one that I enjoy watching the most.
[04:29:52]  I usually watch UFC and boxing.
[04:29:54]  Outside of that, I don't watch much.
[04:29:57]  Me too.
[04:29:57]  I want to organize a boxing event for all these Overwatch kids.
[04:30:20]  The streamers and stuff.
[04:30:22]  Yeah, someone needs to get punched in the face.
[04:30:26]  They're not gonna take that, man.
[04:30:30]  For now, I don't have anybody.
[04:30:31]  Nobody wants to.
[04:30:33]  Yeah, everyone just hiding behind the computer.
[04:30:36]  I'll be your first person, bro.
[04:30:39]  Actually, that would be a good idea.
[04:30:41]  I think we can do something.
[04:30:43]  I think we will find you some Overwatch streamer to destroy in the ring.
[04:30:47]  There you go.
[04:30:49]  He's talking shit.
[04:30:50]  Ask, ask.
[04:30:56]  The transgender.
[04:31:00]  God.
[04:31:01]  Damn.
[04:31:03]  I don't know.
[04:31:04]  That's a weird match though.
[04:31:06]  He is a dude.
[04:31:08]  He is a dude.
[04:31:10]  Damn.
[04:31:10]  Myron, would you fight a transgender?
[04:31:13]  Yeah.
[04:31:14]  Sure, why not?
[04:31:16]  Damn.
[04:31:19]  Technically, yeah, she is a dude.
[04:31:22]  We can fight.
[04:31:24]  Why he's so skinny?
[04:31:26]  You look like a skeleton.
[04:31:28]  I don't know if we are in the same way class.
[04:31:42]  Yeah, there's no normal weight-class Overwatch.
[04:31:45]  I wouldn't do it if it was like a girl claiming to be a guy.
[04:31:47]  No, no.
[04:31:49]  A guy, a guy, okay.
[04:31:50]  If they were born a woman, then nah.
[04:31:52]  I wouldn't do that.
[04:31:53]  That's not fair at all.
[04:31:54]  Born a man.
[04:31:56]  Born a man.
[04:31:56]  Yeah, they'd have to be born a man.
[04:31:57]  Yeah, yeah.
[04:31:58]  If I was to do it.
[04:31:59]  Yo, Moira...
[04:32:06]  Okay, Moira's dead.
[04:32:07]  Big pick.
[04:32:07]  Good shit, good shit.
[04:32:08]  Hog, Hog, Hog on the right.
[04:32:09]  Hog on the right with red shirt.
[04:32:13]  Adventure one.
[04:32:15]  Hog Lucio.
[04:32:25]  Ah, shit.
[04:32:27]  Fuck.
[04:32:30]  No!
[04:32:36]  Please don't tell me these players got the point.
[04:32:39]  Alright, switch the team.
[04:32:40]  Switch the team check.
[04:32:42]  Venture here?
[04:32:46]  Holy fuck.
[04:32:49]  No hook on- no hook for Hog.
[04:32:55]  Noooo!
[04:32:59]  Fuck!
[04:33:00]  We can't harass you, we can't harass you, man.
[04:33:01]  It's okay.
[04:33:05]  Venture, venture, venture on us!
[04:33:07]  All right All gonna left all gonna left all gonna look Hog could die!
[04:33:20]  Hog could die!
[04:33:20]  Got him!
[04:33:21]  Got him!
[04:33:21]  Waste of a beat!
[04:33:22]  Waste of a beat!
[04:33:24]  Sim on point!
[04:33:45]  Sim Oh my god!
[04:33:53]  I didn't even see him!
[04:33:55]  My bad, my bad.
[04:33:58]  Help with mercy!
[04:34:02]  Help with mercy!
[04:34:05]  Oh, Vantra behind, Myron.
[04:34:10]  Running.
[04:34:15]  Hog on point with Venture and Moira.
[04:34:18]  Venture one shot.
[04:34:20]  Moira one shot too.
[04:34:23]  Oh wow, what a Simo.
[04:34:25]  Wow.
[04:34:28]  Just hide.
[04:34:29]  Play still, play still.
[04:34:31]  I got you guys.
[04:34:32]  Hog could die, Hog could die, Hog could die.
[04:34:35]  Lucio could die too.
[04:34:36]  Simo one, Simo one, Simo one.
[04:34:38]  Moira one, Moira one.
[04:34:39]  She's hiding in the back over there.
[04:34:43]  Lucio.
[04:34:48]  Lucio on the right, Lucio on the right, skating around like the fucking scrub that he is.
[04:34:55]  Lucio one, good finish.
[04:34:57]  Good fucking finish.
[04:34:58]  Sim?
[04:35:00]  You're fucked bitch.
[04:35:03]  Nice.
[04:35:07]  The damage is very crazy.
[04:35:11]  I saw Augur play that shit, oh my god.
[04:35:20]  I got Visor.
[04:35:21]  Let's see if they try to commit to a fight here.
[04:35:24]  I hope they do.
[04:35:25]  They're gonna have to run to point here.
[04:35:30]  Hog on the right, hog on the right, hog on the right.
[04:35:32]  Ohhhh!
[04:35:33]  He missed his hook.
[04:35:34]  Lucio won!
[04:35:41]  This hog's a faggot, man.
[04:35:43]  Chase me around the fucking square That's on the right week let's run the right
[04:36:11]  Bogdad carry one let's go.
[04:36:14]  Oh My god that character is busted Score Good job, Awkward.
[04:36:25]  Oh my god, that's crazy.
[04:36:27]  Thanks bro.
[04:36:27]  1 HP and kill everybody.
[04:36:29]  What do you think Avenger will be in the high rank in the future?
[04:36:44]  It's actually pretty hard to play in the high rank.
[04:36:48]  High rank?
[04:36:49]  Yeah, pretty hard to play.
[04:36:54]  But until Master was pretty easy.
[04:36:59]  You're the first one to get on GM. Yeah, yeah.
[04:37:04]  The friend was second one.
[04:37:05]  Yeah, the friend that was crazy.
[04:37:09]  He get on Master and get a 12 win rate.
[04:37:16]  Yeah.
[04:37:21]  Venture weak on the left.
[04:37:22]  bottom left venture it Pog no hook!
[04:37:35]  Alright!
[04:37:39]  fantastic redeploying powered up everyone feel up oh shit What?
[04:38:05]  Sim is one!
[04:38:07]  Wow, what the fuck?
[04:38:15]  I'm just too crazy I'll rub some dirt on it Let's go.
[04:38:29]  Bug, okay.
[04:38:31]  ran away Venturer is Oh my god.

=== Sim Sim, Gunshots Joking (07:44) ===

[04:38:53]  They're using everything.
[04:38:55]  Keep behind the woman!
[04:38:57]  I am, I am, I am, I am.
[04:39:00]  Sim!
[04:39:03]  Sim!
[04:39:04]  I got visor if we complete- Oh!
[04:39:12]  Hog on the right!
[04:39:15]  He hugged me!
[04:39:15]  fuck man If I'm still standing I'm still We gotta touch this thing.
[04:39:30]  I'm gonna come in and visor.
[04:39:32]  What the fuck?
[04:39:41]  *Sigh* No, I'm not joking. *Sigh* No, I'm not joking. *Sigh* No, I'm not joking.
[04:39:51]  Shit, I'm not joking. I'm not joking.
[04:39:56]  They're really low.
[04:40:02]  Santa doesn't pay attention.
[04:40:07]  Hog is one.
[04:40:12]  Oh my bad!
[04:40:14]  Oh my bad.
[04:40:15]  I'm nine to point.
[04:40:18]  I saw our tank getting the point.
[04:40:31]  I didn't get in.
[04:40:33]  My bad.
[04:40:35]  Oh, it's cool.
[04:40:35]  Let's win this one.
[04:40:40]  Damn, let me do more damage.
[04:40:44]  Now we gonna fuck them up Capture the objective Win here and our jobs are done.
[04:41:03]  The spray is upon us!
[04:41:09]  Enemy here!
[04:41:10]  I'll Venture on the right side.
[04:41:12]  They got Zarya now.
[04:41:17]  I'm shooting Venture.
[04:41:21]  Oh!
[04:41:21]  Anti-healed!
[04:41:24]  Adventure one.
[04:41:26]  Zarya one, Zarya one, Zarya one.
[04:41:38]  Good finish.
[04:41:41]  Good finish.
[04:41:43]  Sim?
[04:41:50]  Sim is 1.
[04:41:52]  Sim is 1.
[04:41:55]  Good finish.
[04:41:56]  Got her.
[04:42:00]  Oh shit!
[04:42:04]  Back now, back now.
[04:42:07]  Zarya weak Ana one shot on their side Zarya weak, Zarya weak, Zarya weak.
[04:42:23]  Zarya weak on the right-hand side.
[04:42:25]  Walking with Ana.
[04:42:26]  I got a heal for you here, Debra.
[04:42:27]  Use it.
[04:42:32]  Okay, I'm getting fucked, but...
[04:42:34]  Zarya weak!
[04:42:43]  Oh, shit.
[04:42:45]  Nice, nice.
[04:42:58]  Good.
[04:42:58]  Good shit, Mario.
[04:43:00]  Yo, venture, venture.
[04:43:02]  He running.
[04:43:03]  Right back.
[04:43:04]  Sorry, I'm chasing you guys. I'm chasing you guys.
[04:43:22]  One shot up.
[04:43:23]  Yes, she got fucked.
[04:43:24]  I need help.
[04:43:25]  Asha, I'm gonna die.
[04:43:26]  Poira, killing me.
[04:43:27]  Oh, Lord, I'm gonna die.
[04:43:28]  More on point.
[04:43:30]  She's like the only one.
[04:43:31]  Still got some fight in me here.
[04:43:41]  Me and Bastard are coming back in.
[04:43:45]  You guys don't got DPS right now.
[04:43:48]  Alright, we back in it.
[04:43:49]  We back in it.
[04:43:49]  They got a ball now, too?
[04:43:51]  Fucking scrubs.
[04:43:52]  I got heals right here.
[04:43:59]  Ana, one shot on point.
[04:44:05]  We're on the right.
[04:44:11]  Ball is weak.
[04:44:12]  Ball is weak.
[04:44:12]  In our back line.
[04:44:18]  I got one shot.
[04:44:20]  Heels on point!
[04:44:23]  Heels on point!
[04:44:24]  Oh shit.
[04:44:26]  You got it.
[04:44:26]  You got it.
[04:44:27]  This bitch is chasing me!
[04:44:29]  Need help!
[04:44:30]  This bitch chased me across the map!
[04:44:33]  What a fucking faggot, bro!
[04:44:36]  Fucking faggot, man!
[04:44:41]  I have some dirt on it.
[04:44:43]  Let's go.
[04:44:44]  Here, I got- I got heals for you here, Bash.
[04:44:55]  Get in there.
[04:45:00]  Sim is dead?
[04:45:01]  Let's go.
[04:45:02]  I'm on this wall.
[04:45:03]  Oh, yeah!
[04:45:04]  It's lit now!
[04:45:05]  Come here, faggots!
[04:45:06]  Come here, whore!
[04:45:07]  You tranny, bitch!
[04:45:09]  You're dead today!
[04:45:11]  Let's go!
[04:45:12]  Faggot!
[04:45:13]  The day of reckoning has come for you, fucking homos!
[04:45:17]  Come here, Moira!
[04:45:18]  You wanna chase me or imma chase you bitch?
[04:45:20]  Let's go!
[04:45:23]  Allah Akbar!
[04:45:25]  Fucking faggots!
[04:45:27]  The energy drinking is kicking in.
[04:45:31]  Play of the game.
[04:45:35]  *BOOM* *BOOM* Alright, let's go one more.
[04:45:46]  Alright.
[04:45:49]  *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot*
[04:45:55]  And you killed Akiriku too .

=== No One Can Hide (03:51) ===

[04:46:26]  The hell I wanna let us go in.
[04:46:28]  Every soldier needs a cause.
[04:46:43]  No one can hide from my sight.
[04:46:49]  I put on the hardest strafing.
[04:47:16]  You're going home in a box.
[04:47:30]  Double.
[04:47:38]  Triple.
[04:47:40]  Now, I'm gonna be feeling alive.
[04:47:44]  I can't get off.
[04:47:46]  No one can hide from my sight.
[04:47:48]  Now, I don't really feel alive.
[04:47:50]  I can't get off.
[04:47:52]  No one can hide from my sight.
[04:47:54]  Now, I don't really feel alive.
[04:47:56]  I can't get off.
[04:47:58]  No one can hide from my sight.
[04:48:03]  I've got you in my sights.
[04:48:05]  You pick the rod.
[04:48:08]  Pulse me.
[04:48:11]  I'm on fire.
[04:49:09]  I cannot hit a shot today.
[04:49:13]  I'm so bad.
[04:49:14]  I had it at the hardest strafing, bro.
[04:49:17]  I literally had it like 80, 80, 80, 80, like crouching like the worst strafing.
[04:49:23]  If you can hit them there, oh lord, you're a god.
[04:49:27]  You're going to be fucking them up in game.
[04:49:30]  If you can hit them in that shit.
[04:49:33]  It's like training 500 times gravity.
[04:49:38]  That's a good analogy.
[04:49:40]  Yeah, bro.
[04:49:41]  It's actually like 10,000 gravity.
[04:49:44]  Yo, what's the win-loss ratio right now, Chinaman?
[04:49:48]  When this game over, I will tell you.

=== Monkey Bubble Alert (15:31) ===

[04:49:50]  I will remember.
[04:49:51]  Okay.
[04:49:56]  Yeah man, I keep telling people that I coach, you know?
[04:49:58]  Like, if you can hit shots on these bots, you'll be able to hit shots on anybody.
[04:50:01]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:50:02]  You know what, bro?
[04:50:03]  Yo, Awkward, you know what I should do?
[04:50:04]  I should have you, if you want, you should coach my chick and make her better.
[04:50:11]  I told you, I have a worker who's a girl who's a really good player and I can arrange that.
[04:50:19]  Yeah, yeah.
[04:50:20]  Either you have her coach or whatever you want to do.
[04:50:23]  Because I know you have your rank up academy, so whatever helps you out, bro.
[04:50:29]  Because Angie needs to get better.
[04:50:31]  She's good.
[04:50:31]  She's got some mechanics down and awareness, but...
[04:50:35]  Because I don't have time to coach her, bro.
[04:50:36]  I ain't gonna lie.
[04:50:38]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:50:42]  So...
[04:50:42]  Okay.
[04:50:44]  I can get it, just contact me about it.
[04:50:47]  Okay!
[04:51:02]  Alright!
[04:51:02]  Alright!
[04:51:02]  Let me lock in because I've died twice already.
[04:51:06]  Like a scrub.
[04:51:11]  I can't get away with this.
[04:51:15]  Alright.
[04:51:16]  This Widowmaker is carrying them.
[04:51:18]  Sniper!
[04:51:20]  I'm headed to the payload.
[04:51:22]  Who is healing?
[04:51:30]  Receive my aid.
[04:51:32]  More cats at rain.
[04:51:36]  Yeah!
[04:51:37]  Watch out!
[04:51:38]  Uh, Orisa is low.
[04:51:40]  Oris is really low Baptiste slow Oh shit!
[04:51:54]  Orisa dead!
[04:51:54]  Orisa dead!
[04:51:55]  Aw, man.
[04:51:56]  Alright, alright, alright.
[04:51:57]  Good kill on the tank.
[04:51:58]  We come back faster.
[04:51:59]  Come back faster.
[04:51:59]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:52:00]  I'll push the payload.
[04:52:01]  Oh!
[04:52:02]  Venture!
[04:52:02]  Venture and Baptiste!
[04:52:03]  And Widow!
[04:52:05]  I don't want to die.
[04:52:06]  I killed him.
[04:52:08]  I killed him.
[04:52:37]  If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
[04:52:41]  I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
[04:52:45]  I'm moving payload, I'm moving payload.
[04:52:48]  Form up on the payload.
[04:52:50]  Move it out!
[04:52:52]  I'm showing you Arisa with you, she's weak.
[04:52:59]  Arisa low.
[04:53:01]  The payload has reached the checkpoint.
[04:53:04]  I'd stay down.
[04:53:08]  Get out of my way or I'll run you over.
[04:53:11]  No one can't.
[04:53:13]  Payload?
[04:53:14]  Take a car, brother.
[04:53:16]  Wait, you're Chinese?
[04:53:26]  No.
[04:53:28]  They're not in the team chat.
[04:53:34]  Come back, Maren, come back, come back, come back.
[04:53:35]  Yeah, he's also epic.
[04:53:39]  You cannot escape me.
[04:53:43]  He was on payload.
[04:53:54]  I've got kills on payload.
[04:53:55]  Oh, no.
[04:53:56]  Wow, okay.
[04:53:58]  Double.
[04:54:06]  Good shit.
[04:54:07]  They'll regret that.
[04:54:09]  Over there!
[04:54:10]  They all looked at me on the visor.
[04:54:13]  Eh, shit.
[04:54:15]  Oh, shit.
[04:54:18]  Oh, shit.
[04:54:30]  I'm already experienced.
[04:54:33]  I've seen tougher spots I take a lot of damage Yeah, I thought.
[04:55:04]  Widowmaker in front of us.
[04:55:06]  Is this Asian super?
[04:55:09]  A lot of shinies.
[04:55:11]  Ah, I've heard of it.
[04:55:14]  *Pewds* *Pewds* *Pewds* *Pewds* *Pewds* *Pewds* *Pewds* *Pewds* *Pewds*
[04:55:43]  Someone up top.
[04:55:44]  Vintage Uh, where is some of them?
[04:55:53]  Yeah, she's happy She's half.
[04:55:56]  She's low.
[04:55:57]  She's one now.
[04:55:59]  Good finish.
[04:56:01]  Bro!
[04:56:03]  That ultimate is fuckin' broken, man!
[04:56:07]  Excavation initiation!
[04:56:13]  They'll regret that.
[04:56:18]  well this broad this ball had no pressure on the wheel Arisa is half?
[04:56:38]  Bro, what is this wheel?
[04:56:40]  Arisa won, Arisa won!
[04:56:43]  Oh, you got nano.
[04:56:45]  Bro, man.
[04:56:45]  She got hit with a nano, she got hit with a nano.
[04:56:49]  She's one right now, got her, bro.
[04:56:53]  Pay low, pay low, pay low.
[04:56:56]  Oh shit, I got slapped.
[04:56:57]  Ana's in the corner.
[04:56:58]  You go, you go, you go.
[04:56:59]  You're not gonna die.
[04:57:00]  You're there.
[04:57:01]  Arrest on the right half.
[04:57:11]  Arisa on the right half.
[04:57:15]  Venture on point.
[04:57:16]  Surrender to my will.
[04:57:19]  But you're more in here.
[04:57:20]  I'm not doing my sights.
[04:57:22]  One shot on the Arisa.
[04:57:30]  One shot on Orisa and Venture Week 2.
[04:57:32]  Oh my god.
[04:57:34]  Let the kitsune guide you.
[04:57:36]  Ah.
[04:57:38]  They're all solo.
[04:57:40]  Still got some fight in me.
[04:57:44]  They got Tracer now.
[04:57:45]  Thank god.
[04:57:46]  No more Widow.
[04:57:47]  You got it bro.
[04:58:15]  Orisa's half.
[04:58:17]  Orisa, Orisa's half.
[04:58:21]  for what you guys want this holy if I'm still standing Yeah, we'll just hold them.
[04:58:50]  Round one.
[04:58:52]  Complete.
[04:58:55]  Hold these scrubs.
[04:58:57]  Score.
[04:58:58]  Two to zero.
[04:59:00]  Switching sides.
[04:59:02]  Repair your defenses.
[04:59:08]  Select your hero.
[04:59:10]  Uh, are you guys seeing our teammates as Chinese name or English name?
[04:59:28]  English?
[04:59:29]  I have no idea.
[04:59:30]  Are they even in the chat?
[04:59:31]  I don't think so.
[04:59:33]  Oh, never mind.
[04:59:34]  They got streamer mode now.
[04:59:36]  Fuck, I saw their Chinese.
[04:59:38]  Because you got streamer mode on you got some random names.
[04:59:49]  Yes.
[04:59:50]  So in Chinese they got random Chinese thing.
[04:59:57]  Hello.
[04:59:59]  Hello there.
[05:00:01]  The blessings of Hermes be upon you.
[05:00:03]  You're welcome Five four three two one and Attackers incoming
[05:00:23]  Is there one on me?
[05:00:34]  Moira 1, Moira 1.
[05:00:35]  Our healer's gone.
[05:00:36]  Okay, there we go.
[05:00:37]  Orisa, Orisa half.
[05:00:39]  Orisa is half.
[05:00:44]  Witch.
[05:00:45]  Alright.
[05:00:46]  We gotta hold these scrubs.
[05:00:53]  Vantage!
[05:00:53]  Vantage in there!
[05:00:58]  Nice man.
[05:01:03]  Ah!
[05:01:04]  They gave up or what?
[05:01:14]  No, no.
[05:01:16]  It looks like they're all trying to go left.
[05:01:19]  I saw four of them go left.
[05:01:20]  Well, all right.
[05:01:21]  Yeah, right.
[05:01:22]  But they're left.
[05:01:25]  Oh, Ana's on payload.
[05:01:27]  Ana's on payload.
[05:01:29]  Ana's dead.
[05:01:32]  Monkey now?
[05:01:32]  Monkey on payload?
[05:01:39]  Monkey on payload, monkey on payload Yeah, I I'm trying to heal you.
[05:01:48]  You keep running away from me.
[05:01:51]  Don't panic.
[05:01:52]  I got you man.
[05:01:53]  Soldier on payloads, soldier on payloads.
[05:02:07]  Soldier on parallel, weak?
[05:02:09]  Oh, four, like four of them on parallel right now.
[05:02:11]  Monkey?
[05:02:15]  I'm with you, Moira?
[05:02:17]  Use one?
[05:02:18]  Got him, got him.
[05:02:19]  Use my heal.
[05:02:20]  Soldier on payload, soldier on payload, one shot.
[05:02:23]  Good finish.
[05:02:24]  Someone, someone on our- Oh, Widow, Widow.
[05:02:26]  Adventure on our Widow.
[05:02:27]  Come here, you trying to bitch.
[05:02:30]  I will avenge you, bro.
[05:02:35]  Okay, this monkey I've got you in my sights Keep me alive, I need help.
[05:02:54]  You always run away from me.
[05:02:57]  I don't know how to heal you.
[05:03:03]  I am keeping you alive.
[05:03:05]  I'm pushing W, keep going forward.
[05:03:07]  There's a monkey bubble behind you.
[05:03:10]  Block my heal.
[05:03:14]  Soldier 1.
[05:03:20]  I got ult.
[05:03:22]  This soldier is about to get fucked up.
[05:03:24]  I'm the better aimed soldier, bitch.
[05:03:26]  He's weak.
[05:03:30]  Monkey on me, oh my god.
[05:03:35]  Venture nano chasing somebody.
[05:03:38]  I'm shooting her with you, bro.
[05:03:40]  I'm shooting her with you, don't worry.
[05:03:41]  Let's go!
[05:03:43]  I lived like one HP. You blew that bitch up, bro.
[05:03:48]  Let her know it's Haram!
[05:03:49]  Allahu Akbar!
[05:03:50]  Allahu Akbar!
[05:03:51]  Abu Junkrab, bro!
[05:03:56]  I'm shooting this...
[05:04:01]  When's the week?
[05:04:02]  When's the week?
[05:04:04]  That nigga got- he had to jump off the map.
[05:04:06]  I can't heal you, Myr.
[05:04:17]  That's my move.
[05:04:20]  She's one on point.
[05:04:21]  This fucking training war.
[05:04:23]  Thank you.
[05:04:26]  Yeah, fuck you!
[05:04:28]  Get hit with the rocket, bitch!
[05:04:29]  Easy.
[05:04:31]  Fucking scrubs.
[05:04:32]  Full hold.
[05:04:34]  Full hold.
[05:04:35]  Let's fucking go!
[05:04:37]  Let's go!
[05:04:38]  You blew that motherfucker up.
[05:04:40]  Nice.
[05:04:40]  Hello, my boy!
[05:04:42]  Okay, let me check the winery.
[05:04:45]  I'll boo Junkrat in the house.
[05:04:47]  That's a fucking gas highlight reel Oh Guys, I gotta head out now.

=== Orisa's Strategic Play (15:48) ===

[05:05:14]  It was fun playing with you all.
[05:05:16]  Yeah.
[05:05:17]  I think I'm one game from Diamond.
[05:05:20]  One game?
[05:05:21]  I think one game.
[05:05:22]  But if you gotta go, bro, you gotta go.
[05:05:23]  No, no, fuck it.
[05:05:24]  Let's go.
[05:05:24]  Let's go.
[05:05:25]  Play one more.
[05:05:26]  Alright.
[05:05:27]  What's your...
[05:05:28]  What's the win rate?
[05:05:28]  Okay, let me cue this shit up right now so that we don't waste any time.
[05:05:31]  I'm checking right now.
[05:05:36]  Yo, Bills, I got you to...
[05:05:37]  I'm about to get you to diamond, you fucking fag.
[05:05:42]  They owe you money for these boosts.
[05:05:44]  Bro, goddamn, it's crazy, man.
[05:05:47]  I might as well pay for bills.
[05:05:50]  Yeah, marry and pay Bale's money.
[05:05:54]  Uh, what is it?
[05:05:56]  Uh, let me check.
[05:05:58]  Oh, we got a draw!
[05:06:00]  We did get a draw earlier?
[05:06:02]  Huh?
[05:06:03]  No, I don't think we got a draw, bro.
[05:06:05]  No, we never got a draw.
[05:06:06]  We got a draw.
[05:06:07]  We got...
[05:06:07]  Oh, we got...
[05:06:08]  Oh, the game leave.
[05:06:10]  The people leave, so it's a draw.
[05:06:12]  Oh.
[05:06:12]  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, It only shows the last 10 matches, so...
[05:06:28]  Yeah, yeah, I got track on my phone.
[05:06:30]  It's okay.
[05:06:33]  So it's 16.
[05:06:35]  We're 16 and 5?
[05:06:36]  16.
[05:06:38]  Yeah, 16 and 5.
[05:06:39]  We didn't lose.
[05:06:45]  If you want to count the leave games, we got...
[05:06:52]  Nah, we won't count those because those games, yeah, we won't count those.
[05:06:56]  Yeah, yeah.
[05:06:57]  No, we got 16.
[05:07:01]  And Myron, about coaching your girl, just send me a message on Twitter, I'll take care of it.
[05:07:05]  Okay, yeah, because what I'm thinking is, I don't know what the best way to do it is, whether it's RankUp Academy...
[05:07:11]  Or, uh, you, you watch her play and then you coach her.
[05:07:15]  Well, I don't know how you, cause you got rank up Academy, but I don't know if that's when you, where you, where you watch her play and you tell them like live, like, Hey, do this or do that.
[05:07:22]  Right.
[05:07:23]  I do that there sometimes.
[05:07:24]  Yeah.
[05:07:24]  But, uh, I'll, I'll, I'll do many things because what is she now?
[05:07:29]  Bronze, silver.
[05:07:30]  She's like a bronze four or five, bro.
[05:07:33]  Playing Lucio.
[05:07:36]  She gave up on Kiri?
[05:07:37]  What happened?
[05:07:38]  She plays Kiri too, but she mostly plays Lucio because she says that's the most fun.
[05:07:44]  Yeah, that's actually fair enough.
[05:07:45]  Fair point.
[05:07:47]  Yeah, she got 76 hours of game time.
[05:07:56]  Yeah, brand new.
[05:07:57]  Because I told her, like, yo, watch Awkward Play.
[05:08:00]  And she watches your gameplay and she watches Frogger.
[05:08:04]  And, you know, I'll give her credit because she actually does watch a good amount of gameplay.
[05:08:08]  Like, I told her, hey, do this, and she does it.
[05:08:10]  So she's actually genuinely trying to get better.
[05:08:12]  So I was like, you know, fuck it.
[05:08:13]  And the game goes smoothly.
[05:08:29]  And she has like, you know, and she knows basic shit.
[05:08:31]  Like if Reaper's like ulting and shit like that, she'll poop him away from you.
[05:08:34]  She'll fucking beat drop.
[05:08:36]  Like she'll do shit like that.
[05:08:38]  So she just needs some mentoring and coaching.
[05:08:40]  And I don't play Lucio.
[05:08:41]  I don't know how to play him.
[05:08:42]  Yeah, yeah.
[05:08:43]  I'll take care of it.
[05:08:44]  I'll take care of it.
[05:08:45]  I'll have people, even myself, yeah?
[05:08:47]  I'll watch the gameplay.
[05:08:49]  We'll review it.
[05:08:50]  We'll give her constant feedback.
[05:08:53]  Yeah, yeah.
[05:08:53]  And then you can obviously make content from it, whatever.
[05:08:56]  But yeah, I'll DM you and we'll figure it out as well to do it.
[05:09:00]  Yeah, just let me know.
[05:09:01]  You send me a message on Twitter, I'll just take care of it from there.
[05:09:04]  Yeah, and we can play with her too.
[05:09:06]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:09:07]  We got some accounts to, uh, some lower accounts to play with her.
[05:09:10]  Because, bro, I ain't gonna lie.
[05:09:11]  When I play her at bronze, I'd be raging.
[05:09:13]  Holy fuck.
[05:09:14]  I think that's why my account might have got banned.
[05:09:16]  I'd be raging at that level.
[05:09:18]  Because the kids are just so fucking stupid.
[05:09:20]  I'm like, what are you doing?
[05:09:21]  Like, you fucking retard.
[05:09:22]  Like, simple shit that they should know.
[05:09:25]  Alright, let's switch to...
[05:09:27]  I don't know, man.
[05:09:32]  Bro, I don't know how you coach, man.
[05:09:34]  Yo, God bless you, bro.
[05:09:35]  I don't know how you coach.
[05:09:36]  I'd never be able to do that shit.
[05:09:40]  Yo, come TP, TP. Oh, what?
[05:09:46]  Okay.
[05:09:47]  Watch out for the Doom.
[05:09:47]  Watch out for the Doom.
[05:09:49]  We can kill him.
[05:09:50]  Doom can die.
[05:09:51]  Doom can die.
[05:09:52]  Dead.
[05:09:52]  Dead.
[05:09:52]  He sucks.
[05:09:53]  He's dead.
[05:09:54]  He's dead.
[05:09:54]  Good shit.
[05:09:56]  Torb up top.
[05:09:58]  Hit him.
[05:09:59]  He's like half I think.
[05:10:01]  But Doom is gone.
[05:10:02]  We can move to point.
[05:10:03]  We can push a bit.
[05:10:04]  McCree top right.
[05:10:07]  Torb on point.
[05:10:12]  McCree top right.
[05:10:12]  McCree top right?
[05:10:13]  Halt!
[05:10:17]  Bro.
[05:10:19]  Oh my god.
[05:10:20]  Okay.
[05:10:20]  It's okay.
[05:10:21]  Fuck.
[05:10:22]  Cast low.
[05:10:23]  Behind you.
[05:10:23]  Behind you.
[05:10:24]  Right.
[05:10:24]  I got healed.
[05:10:31]  Fuck.
[05:10:33]  They're looking at me over here.
[05:10:35]  Thank you, Mercy.
[05:10:36]  I'm going to die though.
[05:10:37]  I got anti.
[05:10:38]  Fuck, man.
[05:10:41]  Shit.
[05:10:41]  Still got some fight in me here.
[05:10:51]  Alright Oh shit my bad my bad Can I get res?
[05:11:01]  Res me, res me.
[05:11:03]  Oh my god, I died?
[05:11:09]  Oh my god, my bad.
[05:11:11]  No, McCree, McCree up top.
[05:11:17]  Oh, they're pushing me, okay.
[05:11:19]  I'm going for Torm, sir, right now.
[05:11:20]  I'm going for it right now.
[05:11:22]  Yeah, next fight I'm going to ulti.
[05:11:24]  Turgon, Turgon, Turgon, and I got a visor.
[05:11:29]  Ana, top right.
[05:11:31]  Yeah, you got three headshots.
[05:11:34]  I got stuck in a car too.
[05:11:36]  No, no, no, I got stuck in a car.
[05:11:37]  Orisa here, Orisa here.
[05:11:38]  I got a visor.
[05:11:39]  We can push with it if you guys want.
[05:11:41]  Yeah, let's go, let's go.
[05:11:42]  I'm going to ulti, go.
[05:11:42]  Okay, let's go You lost our mercy Okay.
[05:12:02]  I'm shooting Orisa.
[05:12:04]  Orisa half.
[05:12:05]  Orisa half.
[05:12:05]  Orisa half on the side of the point.
[05:12:08]  Orisa and Twerp.
[05:12:10]  Twerp.
[05:12:10]  Got him.
[05:12:13]  Holy death, Nano.
[05:12:15]  Okay, I'm wrong.
[05:12:16]  I'm wrong.
[05:12:16]  You're in that room.
[05:12:19]  Arnie.
[05:12:20]  Oh, shit!
[05:12:22]  How did he survive that?
[05:12:24]  Oh, shit!
[05:12:25]  No, I lost!
[05:12:30]  Okay, okay.
[05:12:30]  I stopped trolling.
[05:12:31]  Let's go.
[05:12:34]  Don't buy her.
[05:12:34]  Don't take any damage.
[05:12:36]  I cannot heal you anymore!
[05:12:39]  Soldier, uh...
[05:12:40]  McCree up top.
[05:12:49]  Arisa!
[05:12:49]  I'm shooting this Arisa!
[05:12:50]  Arisa half!
[05:12:51]  Arisa half!
[05:12:53]  Arisa can...
[05:12:53]  towards her.
[05:12:57]  Gone.
[05:13:01]  Torb on the right corner.
[05:13:04]  I'm shooting this Arisa.
[05:13:05]  I'm shooting Arisa.
[05:13:06]  I'm shooting Arisa.
[05:13:08]  Arisa half.
[05:13:10]  Get her.
[05:13:11]  She's weak.
[05:13:12]  Shoot this bitch.
[05:13:13]  Shoot this bitch.
[05:13:14]  Kill this bitch.
[05:13:16]  McCree up top.
[05:13:19]  Weak.
[05:13:20]  Dead.
[05:13:22]  Cap point.
[05:13:22]  Cap point.
[05:13:25]  One shot on Orisa Reaper There we go guys Are you monkey?
[05:13:45]  What the fuck?
[05:13:47]  Pushing payload or is that?
[05:13:55]  I'm changing hero!
[05:14:00]  Behind you, Maren!
[05:14:06]  Behind you!
[05:14:07]  Oh, who?
[05:14:08]  Looking.
[05:14:09]  See, come on.
[05:14:11]  Alaria!
[05:14:12]  Ana Ana Ana 1!
[05:14:13]  Good finish!
[05:14:15]  Oh shit.
[05:14:19]  Oh shit!
[05:14:31]  Three of them went up there, man.
[05:14:32]  If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
[05:14:42]  Repositioning.
[05:14:48]  I'll get high ground, okay?
[05:14:52]  I'm more payload a little bit.
[05:14:54]  Orisa tap middle.
[05:14:55]  Orisa tap middle.
[05:14:56]  I'm shooting her.
[05:15:01]  Orisa half.
[05:15:05]  Orisa half.
[05:15:06]  Yeah, I'm moving payload, but I can't see this.
[05:15:09]  I'm on fire!
[05:15:11]  My power emanates!
[05:15:18]  You're all up!
[05:15:19]  I'm on one!
[05:15:20]  i'm not For what?
[05:15:41]  Shooting that bitch in her feet.
[05:15:42]  Let's go!
[05:15:43]  Behind you, Byron!
[05:15:49]  I got the Ellari.
[05:15:50]  You guys should have that.
[05:15:51]  Good shit.
[05:15:54]  It was worth the sacrifice.
[05:15:56]  I hit that bitch with the fucking helix and killed myself.
[05:15:59]  It was worth it, man.
[05:16:01]  What the fuck was that?
[05:16:04]  Hey, man.
[05:16:06]  I should do it bro.
[05:16:08]  They're finished on a soldier.
[05:16:18]  Killing sprites.
[05:16:27]  Orissa?
[05:16:27]  Orissa?
[05:16:28]  Good finish.
[05:16:30]  They got Baptiste.
[05:16:31]  Baptiste on the trailer on the right-hand side.
[05:16:34]  McCree!
[05:16:34]  McCree 1!
[05:16:37]  Oh, fucking...
[05:16:38]  Immortality field.
[05:16:41]  Baptiste on the right.
[05:16:42]  Baptiste on the right.
[05:16:46]  Arasa coming on point This bitch really hates me.
[05:17:02]  Bro, fuck this kid man.
[05:17:04]  I love some dirt on it.
[05:17:14]  Let's go.
[05:17:15]  Me and Mercy coming back right now.
[05:17:16]  Oh My god, all right 10 seconds We have D.Va touching.
[05:17:30]  We have D.Va touching.
[05:17:31]  I think.
[05:17:32]  Maybe you have to touch Mayra.
[05:17:34]  No, Mayra, you have to touch.
[05:17:35]  No, no, no, no!
[05:17:36]  We have to touch!
[05:17:38]  Fine, let's go.
[05:17:40]  Let's go.
[05:17:42]  It's a good push.
[05:17:46]  Score!
[05:17:47]  Two to zero.
[05:17:49]  Switching sides.
[05:17:51]  Alright, we just full hold them.
[05:17:53]  Just like those last scrubs.
[05:17:54]  Prepare your defenses.
[05:17:57]  select your hero
[05:18:24]  every soldier needs a cause we're gonna fucking hold these scopes full hold a mech as flashy as yours will show up on every radar that's just the way i like it hello bro don't tell me far what to do Look at her damage.
[05:18:41]  Look at her kills.
[05:18:45]  Alright, I'm gonna be over here.
[05:18:47]  Hey, Myron, if they're here, you can stay on that high ground.
[05:18:57]  If they're here, go there.
[05:19:00]  Okay?
[05:19:00]  If they're where?
[05:19:01]  If they're here, they walk to here, you go there.
[05:19:08]  Oh, they got Widow?
[05:19:16]  They got Widow.
[05:19:16]  I dropped down.
[05:19:17]  I dropped down.
[05:19:17]  They got Widow.
[05:19:18]  I can't get something.
[05:19:18]  Fuck that.
[05:19:19]  Are Ressa's already half?
[05:19:25]  Good choice.
[05:19:26]  Watch your back, kid.
[05:19:41]  Let's push!
[05:19:43]  Arisa and Vertis trying to come out!
[05:20:02]  Alright, alright, I'm backing up.
[05:20:05]  Where did they switch yet?
[05:20:07]  Can you shut up, man?
[05:20:09]  Play the game!
[05:20:09]  Stop speaking, Ota!
[05:20:10]  Shut your fucking mouth!
[05:20:12]  Yo, kid, who the fuck are you talking to, you fucking faggot?
[05:20:14]  Shut the fuck up!
[05:20:15]  Shut the fuck up!
[05:20:16]  You fucking hero faggot!
[05:20:17]  Shut the fuck up!
[05:20:19]  Oh my fucking ass, what's going on?
[05:20:22]  You just speak the whole game, you haven't killed anyone!
[05:20:24]  Shut your stupid ass up!
[05:20:25]  Fuck off, faggot!
[05:20:27]  Arrested him, I need help.
[05:20:30]  Need help?
[05:20:31]  Yo, this arrest is focusing me hard, man.
[05:20:35]  Dude, she's fucking chasing me!
[05:20:36]  Holy shit!
[05:20:37]  Shut up!
[05:20:39]  Dude, how about you fucking peel for your fucking DPS, you fucking scrub?

=== Unifer's Frustration (07:13) ===

[05:20:43]  You fucking suck!
[05:20:46]  You fucking down syndrome not breathing window licking fuck!
[05:20:49]  Look at you sitting here in the back of the spot like a fucking faggot!
[05:20:52]  Play the fucking game!
[05:20:53]  Mute me then, bitch!
[05:20:54]  Fucking mute me!
[05:20:55]  You fucking faggot!
[05:20:57]  Your mother's a fucking whore and your father wears pantyhose on Sundays!
[05:21:00]  You fucking faggot!
[05:21:01]  Fuck you, man!
[05:21:03]  You European fuck!
[05:21:04]  Fucking faggots man!
[05:21:15]  I'm muting you, man!
[05:21:16]  You fucking scrub!
[05:21:17]  You haven't been doing shit this whole fucking game besides making retard noises!
[05:21:22]  You fucking dumbass!
[05:21:25]  I tried Don't come back a bit man Come back a bit.
[05:21:34]  Come back to the...
[05:21:35]  Yeah, come back to the field.
[05:21:39]  Look, the kid standing still, dude.
[05:21:39]  The kid standing still.
[05:21:39]  He's throwing.
[05:21:42]  The kid wasn't playing the whole fucking time, man.
[05:21:44]  He's fucking throwing.
[05:21:48]  He's probably reporting me like the bitch ass nigga that he is.
[05:21:54]  Fucking scrub dude Let's go with awkward Let's go with Aguard now.
[05:22:04]  They got it.
[05:22:14]  They got it.
[05:22:14]  Oh my god.
[05:22:15]  They got it.
[05:22:16]  They got it.
[05:22:28]  Yeah, she's throwing.
[05:22:31]  Okay, they've eyes with me.
[05:22:34]  I don't know what this MCK kid is doing, bro.
[05:22:37]  I haven't seen him at all.
[05:22:38]  This whole game, I haven't seen him.
[05:22:39]  Yeah, he's throwing.
[05:22:40]  She's throwing.
[05:22:41]  He's throwing?
[05:22:43]  Yeah, yeah, but let's try, let's keep trying.
[05:22:45]  Come back, man, come back, come back, come back, you little kid!
[05:22:51]  They got too much gone.
[05:22:54]  Baptista's one!
[05:22:56]  Okay, don't go.
[05:23:03]  Can't keep shooting man keep shooting But it's the one Are you on me?
[05:23:30]  I'm shooting her with you bro.
[05:23:31]  I'm shooting her with you.
[05:23:32]  That means we're gonna pop off so make sure we finish off.
[05:23:36]  Fuck you, faggot!
[05:23:38]  Come back a bit?
[05:23:42]  I cannot hear you, my brother.
[05:23:55]  Myron, too far!
[05:23:56]  Get the fuck up out of here, nigga!
[05:23:57]  Go watch some XQC, you faggot.
[05:23:59]  Arrest a half.
[05:24:08]  we're going for him soldier weak Bro, our tank is literally throwing.
[05:24:24]  He's just sitting in the fucking back.
[05:24:26]  Yo, MCK! Fuck you!
[05:24:29]  You fucking faggot!
[05:24:31]  Play of the game.
[05:24:39]  Can't put that up.
[05:24:44]  Cry baby bitch.
[05:24:48]  Got you, boy.
[05:24:53]  Fucking faggot!
[05:24:56]  Fucking fag, bro.
[05:25:02]  Alright, alright guys, I'm done for real now.
[05:25:04]  Alright man, no worries my friend, no worries.
[05:25:07]  It's okay.
[05:25:07]  It's unfortunate that the last game was a player, but it's not a big deal.
[05:25:10]  It is what it is.
[05:25:13]  Cool.
[05:25:14]  But me and Chinaman, we'll keep going.
[05:25:17]  Yeah, yeah.
[05:25:18]  You guys got this.
[05:25:18]  Send me a DM or whatever, Myron, for your girl, okay?
[05:25:22]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:25:22]  We'll do.
[05:25:22]  We'll do.
[05:25:23]  We're going to get her better.
[05:25:26]  Okay.
[05:25:28]  Have a good one.
[05:25:31]  Bruh.
[05:25:32]  Fucking faggot, man.
[05:25:35]  This MCK kid is a fucking homosexual.
[05:25:38]  Let me see here.
[05:25:39]  You fucking faggot.
[05:25:40]  Let's look at his career profile.
[05:25:42]  Let's see.
[05:25:46]  Yeah, I'm...
[05:25:47]  So the best this scrub has ever done, he's made Master 5.
[05:25:52]  He's been playing since Season 1.
[05:25:55]  And he's still trash!
[05:25:58]  How you play nine seasons and they can only hit Master 5?
[05:26:00]  You fucking faggot.
[05:26:02]  Faggot.
[05:26:03]  Faggot.
[05:26:05]  Fucking scrub, bro.
[05:26:06]  Let me make sure I avoid that fucking bitch-ass faggot.
[05:26:10]  Bro, and kids like that that throw games because they don't like what you say to them?
[05:26:14]  Bonafide homosexuals.
[05:26:17]  Flaming homosexuals.
[05:26:19]  I don't like the way you talk to me, so I'm just gonna throw the game.
[05:26:22]  You bitch-ass fucking faggot.
[05:26:24]  Fucking queer.
[05:26:25]  Probably touches himself at night because he's a homosexual.
[05:26:30]  Alright, let's fucking start this shit up.
[05:26:35]  The Yennefer's on.
[05:26:37]  Oh, she is.
[05:26:37]  I didn't see her on.
[05:26:41]  I don't think you got her friend.
[05:26:44]  Send her an invite then.
[05:26:46]  them.
[05:26:46]  This game, bro, literally has the most bitch-made faggots I've ever seen.
[05:26:56]  Ah.
[05:27:08]  What?
[05:27:09]  What happened, Unifer?
[05:27:11]  You good now?
[05:27:23]  Oh, she good now.
[05:27:24]  SAO ban for Bale's economy.

=== Team Chat Needed (14:00) ===

[05:27:46]  Yeah.
[05:27:48]  Maybe.
[05:27:54]  Thank you.
[05:30:09]  Traveling to Nepal All right
[05:30:23]  want a team chat every soldier needs a cause Your hair looks brittle, Jack.
[05:30:44]  Are you taking your vitamins?
[05:30:46]  Once a day just after my steak dinner All right, all right, all right, all right Let's fuck these scrubs up.
[05:31:11]  Doom-Headie on the left.
[05:31:21]  Got a burr in here, son.
[05:31:23]  Tracer, Doomfist.
[05:31:24]  Missed his punch because he sucks.
[05:31:26]  It's on our health pack.
[05:31:28]  Your mic is so loud.
[05:31:29]  Holy fuck.
[05:31:30]  Join me as you can.
[05:31:39]  One shot.
[05:31:40]  Doomfist on point.
[05:31:41]  One shot.
[05:31:42]  One shot.
[05:31:42]  Ryan.
[05:31:44]  He's one shot.
[05:31:45]  One shot.
[05:31:45]  Got him.
[05:31:45]  All right.
[05:31:46]  These kids are trash.
[05:31:48]  Watch here Oh my god, I'm cheating today What happened?
[05:32:05]  Don't you say that.
[05:32:09]  He can die!
[05:32:15]  I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die.
[05:32:16]  Because we got two hitscans, so we can literally just shoot them while they charge up on point.
[05:32:25]  Do him on the left!
[05:32:26]  Do him on the left, right now!
[05:32:31]  We're coming in on the left.
[05:32:34]  Do him one!
[05:32:37]  Ryan needs help!
[05:32:38]  Ryan needs help!
[05:32:38]  Percy, help my Ryan!
[05:32:39]  Run, run, run, run, run, run, run with Mercy.
[05:32:43]  Who is keep shooting his punch?
[05:33:01]  What's going on?
[05:33:04]  We're going to be with a skill, never mind.
[05:33:09]  Excavation initiation!
[05:33:13]  Doofus on our backline.
[05:33:18]  Venture gone.
[05:33:19]  Venture dead.
[05:33:20]  Doom idiot behind us.
[05:33:22]  Doom is weak behind us.
[05:33:25]  Let's kill him, let's kill him.
[05:33:26]  Got him, got him, got him, got him.
[05:33:28]  I think this is still winnable.
[05:33:31]  Yeah, winnable, winnable.
[05:33:34]  Let's push right, Myron.
[05:33:35]  Push right, push right, push right.
[05:33:37]  Let's go, let's go.
[05:33:38]  That's better.
[05:33:41]  What do you mean finish, Myron?
[05:33:45]  I have three times the headshot hurt.
[05:33:49]  *laughs* Yeah, we go, we go, we go.
[05:33:53]  *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* Bro, where's my heal?
[05:34:02]  Nevermind, Mercy.
[05:34:03]  This Mercy is damaged.
[05:34:04]  Can you rest?
[05:34:05]  I'm restable, Mercy.
[05:34:07]  I'm restable, please!
[05:34:10]  No, Brick can't do nothing!
[05:34:13]  Brick's with, uh...
[05:34:16]  Free.
[05:34:18]  This is...
[05:34:19]  What the fuck is this?
[05:34:21]  Alright, okay I got one Two shaders!
[05:34:43]  Dymar, where did you hammer down?
[05:34:51]  *Gunshot* yeah I'm the hacker now can you go Orisa Ah, they're not in the team chat.
[05:35:09]  Nevermind.
[05:35:10]  He wasn't here and then he left.
[05:35:11]  Yo, the tank difference is crazy.
[05:35:15]  That's quite the hacker name.
[05:35:18]  Bruh.
[05:35:19]  They say a Chinese name, they say I'm a hacker.
[05:35:21]  Yo Got a good cigar Yo, Zero, are you in shop, bro?
[05:35:34]  No, they're a ninja.
[05:35:38]  You know what?
[05:35:41]  Let me not be toxic.
[05:35:42]  I was gonna say stop getting tank-diffed, but he's getting tank-diffed.
[05:35:49]  Five, four, three, two, one, round two, capture the objective.
[05:35:57]  Uh, alright.
[05:35:58]  They think they're gonna beat us.
[05:36:00]  What do you think?
[05:36:02]  An Eldritch blessing.
[05:36:07]  Who needs healing?
[05:36:08]  Here's our ante.
[05:36:11]  Let's go in the center.
[05:36:13]  What is this hog doing?
[05:36:39]  Brings on point.
[05:36:40]  Brings on point.
[05:36:41]  Shield broken.
[05:36:45]  Vakri one.
[05:36:46]  Vakri one!
[05:36:47]  On the right.
[05:36:49]  Venture coming on point.
[05:36:53]  You're empty.
[05:36:54]  Damn.
[05:36:56]  Yo, this hog on our team sucks, dude.
[05:37:04]  He's just literally still in front of the fucking doom, bro!
[05:37:07]  He let him just come at us!
[05:37:11]  He's a fucking retard, man!
[05:37:18]  I've seen tougher spots.
[05:37:28]  I offer something new.
[05:37:30]  Okay, watch this.
[05:37:32]  No.
[05:37:34]  Meteor Strike.
[05:37:36]  Your heart is trash, bro.
[05:37:38]  You're gonna be fucking trash.
[05:37:40]  This is your warning.
[05:37:42]  I've got meds.
[05:37:44]  Who needs this?
[05:37:46]  Yeah, I don't want to play tech.
[05:37:55]  I will take it.
[05:37:57]  Fucking garbage.
[05:37:59]  And this goes to show, like, if you got a bad tank, you pretty much lost, bro.
[05:38:05]  Dude, can't grace-raise, he's getting dipped hard as fuck.
[05:38:08]  Look, he can't even hook, he can't do nothing.
[05:38:10]  Look at him!
[05:38:11]  He's just walking past the fucking Doofus!
[05:38:13]  He ain't doing nothing!
[05:38:18]  Doom has won.
[05:38:20]  Macrius won Incredible.
[05:38:30]  Incredible.
[05:38:33]  In-fucking-credible.
[05:38:36]  Getting slapped.
[05:38:37]  Let us get punched.
[05:38:39]  Fucking faggot, man.
[05:38:43]  I'm on fire!
[05:38:45]  *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* On the objective, requesting back now.
[05:38:57]  Ow, they chased.
[05:38:59]  *Sigh* *Sigh* I don't know how we kept this, but we did.
[05:39:05]  Oh, because he went ball.
[05:39:08]  He helped, but, of course, ball.
[05:39:10]  Wow!
[05:39:15]  Yeah, I saw that.
[05:39:20]  They'll regret that.
[05:39:21]  Surrender to my will.
[05:39:24]  Get in there, get in there.
[05:39:26]  The mercry is weak.
[05:39:33]  Excavation!
[05:39:34]  That's what we wouldn't commit to.
[05:39:36]  I got solo ulted.
[05:39:39]  I have to play tank, Myron.
[05:39:42]  I cannot play DPS. Look at my damage and look at my kill.
[05:39:47]  I cannot do more.
[05:39:49]  I got fucking trash teammates.
[05:39:51]  Yo, this kid got outplayed.
[05:39:59]  Look at their tank versus our tank, bro.
[05:40:04]  Like, bro, if you lose the tank battle, the game is over, man.
[05:40:12]  Like, literally, if you lose the tank battle, it's a fucking wrap, bro.
[05:40:17]  Here, yeah, queue up this tank, bro, because we can't fucking do this shit.
[05:40:20]  Like, getting retard tanks.
[05:40:26]  Then you'll have to play it.
[05:40:28]  Uh, no, my tank is slow low.
[05:40:31]  Man.
[05:40:35]  Yeah, my tank is too low.
[05:40:36]  We're gonna kill a very long time.
[05:40:38]  Alright.
[05:40:39]  Let me switch to the healer then.
[05:40:45]  Yeah, healer and DPS. I can play tank.
[05:40:52]  Because you guys are...
[05:40:53]  My tank is...
[05:40:54]  My tank is silver or something like that.
[05:40:58]  Oh, one of the kids said he was a diamond tank earlier.
[05:41:03]  I don't know man.
[05:41:05]  Yeah, I killed a bunch of people, they say I'm a hack, and everybody died on my team.
[05:41:19]  Yeah.

=== Objective Unlocks in 30 Seconds (15:28) ===

[05:41:39]  Thank you.
[05:43:25]  Alright, let's do it!
[05:43:29]  *sad music* *sad music*
[05:43:59]  *sad music* Every soldier needs a cause.
[05:44:05]  I'll protect your friends.
[05:44:08]  Powered up.
[05:44:09]  All right.
[05:44:10]  Switch the team chat.
[05:44:14]  Yo.
[05:44:16]  Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
[05:44:18]  Who's in chat?
[05:44:19]  Five.
[05:44:20]  Four.
[05:44:21]  Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
[05:44:22]  All right.
[05:44:23]  One.
[05:44:24]  We're tanking.
[05:44:25]  Objective unlocks in 30 seconds.
[05:44:27]  *Many's voice*
[05:44:49]  We need a backup.
[05:45:05]  You need to run.
[05:45:07]  The enemy has taken the robot!
[05:45:10]  Get him back!
[05:45:11]  Fuck.
[05:45:11]  Don't fist on me here.
[05:45:16]  Alright, awesome!
[05:45:17]  Here we go!
[05:45:18]  You one of those?
[05:45:20]  Fucking...
[05:45:21]  Keep your shield up!
[05:45:28]  What you doing?
[05:45:29]  Keep your shield up!
[05:45:33]  Bro, is this guy down?
[05:45:35]  Don't fist over there.
[05:45:37]  Don't fist over there.
[05:45:46]  No don't shoot.
[05:45:50]  Stay behind me Prince.
[05:45:54]  Hanzo below.
[05:45:55]  Hanzo by the bus station on the left.
[05:46:00]  Doofus behind up top.
[05:46:05]  Mercy won!
[05:46:11]  Our attack is a retard.
[05:46:13]  Our tank is a retard.
[05:46:15]  I can't do nothing.
[05:46:17]  I've seen tougher spots.
[05:46:21]  Our tank is a retard.
[05:46:22]  Yeah, no.
[05:46:23]  Tank, shut the fuck up.
[05:46:24]  You're griefing.
[05:46:26]  Respectfully, you're griefing.
[05:46:27]  Just fucking cool off and...
[05:46:30]  It's all good.
[05:46:31]  Those griefings?
[05:46:32]  I got advice though.
[05:46:32]  We're together.
[05:46:33]  Soldier on- uh, doofus on the left.
[05:46:35]  Soldier one, soldier one.
[05:46:38]  Dude's got nothing.
[05:46:40]  I'm dead.
[05:46:45]  Doofus right here, Doofus right here.
[05:46:51]  Hammer them down, Ryan, so we can kill them.
[05:46:54]  He don't got it.
[05:46:59]  But Perez, Doom's got nothing.
[05:47:03]  Don't let her rez.
[05:47:04]  She rez them.
[05:47:05]  Okay, soldier.
[05:47:06]  He's dead again because he sucks.
[05:47:08]  Let's push this shit up.
[05:47:10]  Konzo.
[05:47:12]  Let's go, man!
[05:47:13]  The rooms are fucking terrible.
[05:47:15]  I don't even know how they pushed it up that far.
[05:47:17]  Amplifying your power!
[05:47:19]  We got split for, like, the whole thing.
[05:47:22]  Um...
[05:47:23]  Damn!
[05:47:23]  Discharged.
[05:47:35]  Hold her.
[05:47:36]  He's up top right.
[05:47:38]  Thank you.
[05:47:39]  Come get healed.
[05:47:44]  Doom only has...
[05:47:46]  nothing.
[05:47:50]  I'm gonna rez it.
[05:47:57]  He's one.
[05:48:04]  Thank you, Virgo.
[05:48:17]  Hank, back up.
[05:48:25]  Well, that's unfortunate.
[05:48:27]  They'll regret that.
[05:48:29]  Where there's smoke, there's fire.
[05:48:33]  Res the Hanzo.
[05:48:34]  Res the Hanzo.
[05:48:35]  The enemy has seen my direction.
[05:48:38]  Come back, Mare.
[05:48:39]  Enemy has the robot.
[05:48:40]  Initiate search and rescue.
[05:48:44]  Come back, Maren.
[05:48:45]  Doomfist can catch you in like one second.
[05:48:51]  I'm coming back.
[05:48:59]  Bro, I... I didn't hear her.
[05:49:05]  Oh, come on.
[05:49:07]  Doomfist came out of room.
[05:49:09]  We have no healers.
[05:49:13]  Yeah, our tank is a trash.
[05:49:16]  Bro, you just died on the left by yourself.
[05:49:18]  Shut the fuck up.
[05:49:19]  Like, the tank is bad.
[05:49:20]  Shut up.
[05:49:22]  Shut up, shut up, shut up.
[05:49:23]  You're bad.
[05:49:24]  Did I talk to you?
[05:49:25]  Yeah, you're talking to everybody, because you're using your mic.
[05:49:28]  I talk to you.
[05:49:29]  What's now?
[05:49:31]  What you gonna do?
[05:49:32]  You get kicked all game because you're both bad.
[05:49:33]  I don't know what you want from me.
[05:49:34]  What you gonna do now?
[05:49:35]  What you gonna do now?
[05:49:36]  Oh, you get to die again.
[05:49:38]  You killed by Doom again.
[05:49:40]  Shut your fucking mouth.
[05:49:41]  I can't get away with it.
[05:49:42]  It's almost like I have a Moira who's in their back line and a Reinhardt who doesn't know how to play the game.
[05:49:47]  You're 6 and 7!
[05:49:48]  You're 6 and 7!
[05:49:50]  I'm doing better than you!
[05:49:51]  You're 6 and 7, man!
[05:49:54]  You're 6 and 7!
[05:49:54]  I'm doing better than you!
[05:49:56]  I'm a healer!
[05:49:56]  Shut your fucking mouth!
[05:49:59]  2.3k healing!
[05:50:01]  Thanks, man.
[05:50:02]  GG. Yeah!
[05:50:03]  What the happened?
[05:50:04]  Look at your damage!
[05:50:05]  3k damage?!
[05:50:06]  Oh my fucking god, you're so good!
[05:50:09]  And you talked to me!
[05:50:14]  Cheers.
[05:50:16]  Yep, this is fucking terrible.
[05:50:30]  Ah, man.
[05:50:37]  Let me look up that McCree, because he wasn't good either, bro.
[05:50:40]  Let me look here.
[05:50:42]  6 and 7!
[05:50:44]  This is the best he can do.
[05:50:46]  He's fucking terrible.
[05:50:47]  Hold on, let me look this thing up real quick.
[05:50:49]  What is it?
[05:50:50]  Yeah, he doesn't open his profile.
[05:50:53]  Of course it's hidden.
[05:50:54]  Bro, when dudes have their shit hidden, you already know they're trash.
[05:50:58]  Bro, he doesn't speak to the tank.
[05:51:02]  Just speak to me.
[05:51:06]  I'm Moira.
[05:51:07]  I do more damage than him.
[05:51:09]  I kill more people than him.
[05:51:12]  And this dude is still talking trash.
[05:51:14]  I don't know, man.
[05:51:16]  Give me one sec, give me one sec.
[05:51:19]  Yeah, I swapped my VPN real fast.
[05:51:22]  Yeah.
[05:52:08]  Okay.
[05:52:37]  I'm American now.
[05:52:39]  Alright.
[05:52:40]  Welcome to America.
[05:52:43]  Alright, we need a tank.
[05:52:45]  Chat, we need a fucking tank, nigga.
[05:52:47]  Who's is ready?
[05:52:49]  Because we've been getting sorry-ass people on our team.
[05:52:52]  You guys have obviously seen me, Chinaman, and Yennefer play.
[05:52:57]  Yeah, if we don't got a tank, I can switch to end.
[05:53:01]  I think end is a diamond tank.
[05:53:05]  Your favorite don't got people.
[05:53:10]  I guess we gotta just queue up again, fuck it.
[05:53:12]  Plus, keep in mind that we're getting ranked up with higher kids because Yennefer is a, uh, she's a diamond on this account.
[05:53:24]  Diamond?
[05:53:25]  Yeah.
[05:53:25]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:53:26]  Yeah.
[05:53:27]  We're playing against diamond players right now.
[05:53:30]  Which is fine.
[05:53:31]  I don't mind it.
[05:53:39]  Yeah.
[05:53:42]  When this game's over, I can switch to end.
[05:53:45]  I can't play tank Oh Myron, the Arab?
[05:54:01]  The Arab chick.
[05:54:04]  Jungle Queen.
[05:54:06]  Do you know?
[05:54:09]  Oh, Mary's not there.
[05:54:12]  No, I'm here.
[05:54:12]  I'm here.
[05:54:14]  Someone in the chat saying that I pander to white supremacists.
[05:54:17]  No, you know what I pander to?
[05:54:18]  I pander to fucking comedy.
[05:54:21]  And the reality is a lot of people are pussies and they get fucking offended by racist jokes.
[05:54:25]  And I think racist jokes are the funniest thing ever, bro.
[05:54:27]  That's exactly why I go...
[05:54:29]  Do all the other shit.
[05:54:31]  Because racism is funny, despite what you fucking faggots say because we live in this woke-ass world.
[05:54:36]  Give me one sec, guys.
[05:54:37]  I'm gonna cancel the queue first.
[05:54:39]  Maren, we got a tanker player.
[05:54:40]  Oh, we do?
[05:54:41]  Alright, invite him in.
[05:54:42]  Invite him in.
[05:54:42]  Give me, like, two minutes.
[05:54:45]  Okay.
[05:54:46]  It's the Arab girl when we play. . .
[05:55:09]  . .
[05:55:36]  . .
[05:55:37]  Hello, hello.
[05:55:38]  Hello?
[05:55:39]  Can I play tank?
[05:55:40]  Hello.
[05:55:41]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:55:42]  Yes.
[05:55:42]  Okay.
[05:55:44]  Wait for it.
[05:55:45]  The build is doing something right now.
[05:55:48]  Yeah.
[05:55:50]  Wait for a bit.
[05:55:53]  Okay.
[05:56:16]  Yeah, man.
[05:56:17]  It's better than nothing, man.
[05:56:21]  No, no, no, no, no.
[05:56:24]  We kill with...
[05:56:25]  When I play with Myron, we meet...
[05:56:29]  She's not a bad tank.
[05:56:36]  It's not micro.
[05:56:37]  It's not micro, man.
[05:56:44]  Thank you.
[05:56:45]  I don't even know her.
[05:56:46]  Yeah.

=== Phone Number Verification (02:26) ===

[05:56:54]  I heard about my...
[05:56:59]  I heard from my friend.
[05:57:02]  Are you Arab?
[05:57:05]  Are you Spanish?
[05:57:07]  Oh, never mind.
[05:57:07]  Yeah.
[05:58:23]  No, man, it's not because the American server.
[05:58:35]  Because I don't have an American phone number, so I cannot verify my account with my phone number.
[05:58:45]  The rumble doesn't take a Chinese phone number.
[05:58:48]  So I cannot type.
[05:58:49]  I only can see the videos and the chats.
[05:58:55]  Who are we waiting for?
[05:58:57]  We're waiting for the bills, the party leader.
[05:59:01]  Oh, he's back, he's back, he's back.
[05:59:03]  I was going to say he walked away.

=== Sneakle Stream Obsession (02:54) ===

[05:59:07]  The fuck?
[05:59:09]  He said give him like two minutes.
[05:59:11]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:59:17]  He's coming back.
[05:59:18]  He's coming back.
[05:59:22]  It's not bad.
[05:59:27]  It's just...
[05:59:30]  And I cannot type in the wrong button.
[05:59:37]  Don't.
[05:59:44]  Mary or Sneakle in the chat.
[06:00:06]  Mary in another room tweeting.
[06:00:11]  What do you think about Sneakle?
[06:00:13]  I like Sneakle.
[06:00:14]  I watch a lot about Sneakle stream.
[06:00:17]  I watch a lot of Sneakle stream.
[06:00:19]  I like Snickle.
[06:00:20]  I know about a blueberry and a lot of beans.
[06:00:31]  I like Snickle.
[06:01:01]  I like Snickle.
[06:01:10]  Oh, man.
[06:01:18]  Crap.
[06:01:21]  I'm just a viewer viewer.
[06:01:23]  You like CCP?
[06:01:31]  What is CCP?
[06:01:34]  I don't know.
[06:01:40]  I think it's American terms for something.

=== Oh Chinese Girl's Typing (06:20) ===

[06:01:46]  Maybe I know in the Chinese.
[06:01:48]  Chinese Communist Party.
[06:01:56]  Oh, oh, oh.
[06:01:58]  Oh, oh, oh, oh. oh.
[06:02:28]  Oh, oh, oh.
[06:02:32]  I like a Chinese girl.
[06:02:33]  Why not?
[06:02:34]  I like a Chinese girl.
[06:02:54]  To be honest, they're not doing a bad job.
[06:02:57]  If you go to China, you can see.
[06:03:03]  Oh, my bad.
[06:03:04]  My bad then.
[06:03:06]  I think he's gonna take a lot of time.
[06:03:10]  He said two minutes.
[06:03:12]  He said two minutes, but I think it's gonna take a longer time.
[06:03:20]  Okay, you can wait.
[06:03:24]  He doesn't take that long.
[06:03:28]  Oh, he's back!
[06:03:29]  He's back!
[06:03:30]  He's back!
[06:03:32]  Sorry, guys.
[06:03:34]  I was sending a couple of tweets.
[06:03:37]  You know, a lot of Warpah, the guy, the sound effects, you know?
[06:03:43]  Yeah, yeah.
[06:03:44]  Yeah.
[06:04:14]  No shit, we got a game.
[06:04:28]  you Thank you.
[06:04:32]  Prepare to attack.
[06:04:34]  Select your hero.
[06:04:36]  I'm switching the team.
[06:04:57]  Let's do it.
[06:04:58]  Oh my god!
[06:05:00]  Wake up!
[06:05:01]  We won!
[06:05:02]  We broke the guy.
[06:05:05]  Oh my god.
[06:05:07]  The first game?
[06:05:11]  Well, we'll get a faster one on this one.
[06:05:13]  Yeah.
[06:05:15]  Yeah.
[06:05:44]  I mean, that's cool, pretty impressive, bro.
[06:05:47]  You've made Master and GM a few times it seems.
[06:05:52]  On healer.
[06:05:54]  Yeah.
[06:05:54]  So I said, oh, he's a good player.
[06:05:56]  I invite her in.
[06:05:58]  He's actually, yeah, he's not bad.
[06:05:59]  Is it a girl or a dude?
[06:06:00]  Who's this?
[06:06:01]  It's a girl.
[06:06:03]  What the hell?
[06:06:03]  Impossible.
[06:06:04]  Spanish girl.
[06:06:06]  Spanish girl?
[06:06:07]  What the fuck?
[06:06:09]  Yeah.
[06:06:09]  Impossible.
[06:06:10]  She must have a man playing Yeah, she's a Spanish girl I can't hear anything she's saying if she's talking.
[06:06:25]  No, she's typing.
[06:06:27]  She's typing.
[06:06:29]  She got a mic.
[06:06:34]  I don't know why she doesn't talk.
[06:06:41]  Yeah, yeah, we're talking about your ranks.
[06:06:46]  We say you gone to GM before, very impressive.
[06:06:50]  Yeah, she said...
[06:07:07]  Yeah, yeah, we're good If we're playing you need a talker, okay every soldier Because we need to communicate.
[06:07:21]  Doctor, have I really got to eat vegetables?
[06:07:23]  It's like crunch, crunch, crunch.
[06:07:25]  How long have I got to chew these?
[06:07:28]  Oh, what's the record that we got right now, by the way, Chinaman?
[06:07:32]  Let me see.
[06:07:34]  Yeah.
[06:07:35]  I think 16 and 7 or 8.
[06:07:40]  Hello?
[06:07:42]  Your hair looks brittle, Jack.
[06:07:44]  Are you taking your vitamins?
[06:07:46]  Once a day, just after my steak dinner.

=== Run Back, Run Fast (15:20) ===

[06:07:52]  Uh, 16 and 8.
[06:07:55]  5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[06:07:58]  Maybe 7.
[06:07:59]  7 or 8.
[06:08:01]  I think so.
[06:08:02]  Alright, alright, alright.
[06:08:07]  Incredible.
[06:08:08]  Alright.
[06:08:09]  Pick up your fate, you drunk.
[06:08:11]  Thanks, Doc.
[06:08:12]  *Mario* Biotics deployed.
[06:08:19]  Forbizalf.
[06:08:31]  I'm going for you for a second.
[06:08:35]  Ah, man, this fucking Torb is just spamming.
[06:08:40]  No skill involved.
[06:08:42]  Still got some fight in me.
[06:08:45]  He's one, he's one, he's one.
[06:08:58]  I'm asleep.
[06:09:01]  I can't- can we walk in?
[06:09:03]  Can we walk in?
[06:09:04]  One dead, one dead, one dead.
[06:09:07]  Heal me, heal me, heal me, please!
[06:09:09]  He can't get you, he can't get you.
[06:09:10]  Walk in, come on, come on, come on.
[06:09:11]  Walk in, it's okay.
[06:09:16]  I got hills right here on point.
[06:09:19]  I got slow.
[06:09:20]  Nice.
[06:09:21]  Is that Moira?
[06:09:22]  Far up.
[06:09:24]  Nice, nice for us.
[06:09:29]  Is that Venture?
[06:09:31]  Back up back up back up back!
[06:09:36]  Ah!
[06:09:37]  There we go Don't press in there, fuck Venture's weak running Toriyon Toriyon Toriyon Toriyon Nice!
[06:09:53]  Nice!
[06:09:54]  Nice pull!
[06:09:54]  You dead?
[06:09:58]  We can't kill them all!
[06:10:00]  We can't kill them all!
[06:10:00]  Oh fuck!
[06:10:04]  Follow me, I'll help you.
[06:10:05]  Yep All right, yeah, follow me on high ground.
[06:10:17]  Yep I'm not high ground too I see a hot fire That's on us up here.
[06:10:36]  Let's run, let's run, let's run.
[06:10:40]  We'll be back in a second.
[06:10:41]  Oh, what?
[06:10:44]  can't get away with you me kill me kill me him nice big your perps Doomfist on here!
[06:11:08]  Doomfist can die!
[06:11:11]  Nice!
[06:11:13]  Can I push?
[06:11:14]  Can I push?
[06:11:18]  Let's catch you, my sights!
[06:11:21]  No, this is him, this is him!
[06:11:23]  Heal me, heal me!
[06:11:25]  Catch him!
[06:11:27]  Turret down.
[06:11:29]  You guys are purple.
[06:11:40]  Nice.
[06:11:42]  Nice tank, oh my god.
[06:11:43]  We got a good tank!
[06:11:46]  I don't know if he lives.
[06:11:50]  We're right now.
[06:11:52]  It's okay, it's okay.
[06:11:54]  Don't die, they have sights on you.
[06:11:56]  He's got sights on you.
[06:11:58]  I'll be back.
[06:12:00]  We're down healer.
[06:12:02]  Come back a bit.
[06:12:06]  Okay.
[06:12:08]  I might be able to resist it.
[06:12:12]  Let's run, let's run.
[06:12:13]  Don't rest, don't rest.
[06:12:14]  Let's run, let's run, let's run, let's run.
[06:12:16]  Come back, come back, come back.
[06:12:18]  Oh my god.
[06:12:23]  Moira, why don't you heal me?
[06:12:25]  I can't live there.
[06:12:26]  You're in front of ten people, bro!
[06:12:28]  No, I'm behind cover, I'm one!
[06:12:32]  You said, oh, that's run, and then you ran out in the open, dude.
[06:12:36]  No!
[06:12:36]  What?
[06:12:37]  What do you mean?
[06:12:40]  Just go kick over.
[06:12:44]  Hold on, hold on, I'll have beam on you.
[06:12:45]  There you go.
[06:12:46]  It's going down main.
[06:12:48]  Get ready for Arisa to ult.
[06:12:56]  Can you ult?
[06:12:58]  Okay, one moment.
[06:12:59]  Here we go.
[06:13:03]  Oh my god, my bad, my bad, my bad.
[06:13:04]  Next time, next time.
[06:13:05]  Don't use anything, don't use anything.
[06:13:07]  My bad, my bad.
[06:13:09]  I saw you already getting it I can't take control Take cover, take cover Yeah, yeah, hold on, I'm coming to you They have sights down, man Can you ult?
[06:13:38]  Yeah, I'm going I need heal, I need heal behind You can't rest, can't rest I'm gonna rest this I'm looking at me, I need power I can't see you I can't see you I don't have rats, I used it.
[06:13:56]  What is that coming?
[06:13:59]  What is that coming?
[06:14:02]  No, no, no, no, no, there's another one.
[06:14:08]  Oh my god, heal me a bit.
[06:14:14]  Come back, Myron.
[06:14:20]  Bro, what the fuck, man?
[06:14:26]  Come there.
[06:14:27]  Let's go.
[06:14:31]  deploying.
[06:14:32]  Oh, are you fucking kidding me?
[06:14:47]  What is an ability?
[06:15:02]  They have sights on me.
[06:15:05]  Oh Jesus.
[06:15:07]  I'm dead.
[06:15:08]  Oh, next to me.
[06:15:10]  Careful, just back.
[06:15:11]  We lost that fight.
[06:15:13]  He's won.
[06:15:14]  I'm fighting.
[06:15:15]  We can still win.
[06:15:17]  We can still win!
[06:15:18]  Help!
[06:15:18]  Help Zarya!
[06:15:20]  Nice!
[06:15:20]  Nice pick!
[06:15:20]  Nice pick!
[06:15:21]  Nice!
[06:15:23]  Get on the payload!
[06:15:24]  Mari shoot the torch!
[06:15:26]  Hold on!
[06:15:27]  It's gone, it's gone.
[06:15:29]  It's an enemy!
[06:15:31]  Oh, yeah!
[06:15:33]  That lagmail looks so bad.
[06:15:35]  Piece of pie.
[06:15:38]  We can still win!
[06:15:42]  No healer!
[06:15:43]  Oh yeah!
[06:15:43]  Okay, I'm gonna kill her.
[06:15:45]  We're coming back.
[06:15:57]  Okay.
[06:15:59]  Oh, we're not gonna touch.
[06:16:02]  Oh, fuck.
[06:16:04]  Head on C. Score.
[06:16:09]  Two to zero.
[06:16:11]  Switching sides
[06:16:12]  Switching sides
[06:16:42]  Alright, we gotta full hold these kids.
[06:16:47]  Every soldier needs a cause.
[06:16:50]  Hey there!
[06:16:51]  Safety's off.
[06:16:53]  It's a cruel world out there.
[06:16:54]  How's it going?
[06:16:56]  Hey!
[06:17:01]  Don't ever forgive us for what we did in Hanamura.
[06:17:05]  Those people were criminals.
[06:17:07]  And so were we.
[06:17:12]  What was the record again, Chinaman?
[06:17:14]  We must all have our hearts worth fighting for.
[06:17:17]  Five, four, three, two, one.
[06:17:31]  Attackers incoming.
[06:17:33]  Defend Objective A. Widow, one, honestly.
[06:17:49]  Widow, so low.
[06:17:54]  Kill icon, RTP. We're down a healer.
[06:17:57]  Res, Anna.
[06:17:58]  Res, Anna.
[06:17:59]  I'm gonna try, but the Widow.
[06:18:01]  Widow, down.
[06:18:03]  I'm on you, I'm on you.
[06:18:06]  Widow got our healer again, I can't res.
[06:18:13]  Let's run back.
[06:18:14]  Let's run back.
[06:18:15]  We're down here.
[06:18:16]  We're down here.
[06:18:18]  Okay.
[06:18:19]  Let's five point.
[06:18:20]  it's five point Enemy torrents Move up with me Enemy torrents Oh, I'm asleep Torb is in the room To the left.
[06:18:46]  I'm really real there.
[06:18:48]  One dead.
[06:18:52]  Threw down on her team.
[06:18:55]  Push up.
[06:18:56]  No!
[06:18:57]  She got vision.
[06:18:59]  I got it.
[06:19:04]  You're anti.
[06:19:05]  What is an out?
[06:19:07]  Zarya 1, Zarya 1 on the lock, Zarya 1!
[06:19:18]  Zarya 1 on the left!
[06:19:21]  Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[06:19:26]  Good shit, good shit.
[06:19:29]  Nice tank, nice tank.
[06:19:33]  Good tank, good tank.
[06:19:35]  Oh my god.
[06:19:38]  You don't know what we've been through over the last couple games.
[06:19:40]  They got rid of the Widow.
[06:19:41]  They got rid of the Widow.
[06:19:43]  That's even better.
[06:19:48]  They got a Bastion though.
[06:19:50]  Bastion is weak on the right.
[06:19:53]  Torb, Torb?
[06:19:54]  Torb's coming on point.
[06:20:00]  Oh, Zarya's on me!
[06:20:03]  Damn.
[06:20:04]  Oh, sorry.
[06:20:09]  It's so low.
[06:20:10]  Oh.
[06:20:10]  That's up.
[06:20:20]  Ready for duty.
[06:20:23]  We could probably back up.
[06:20:30]  We're not going to be able to.
[06:20:31]  We can back up though.
[06:20:32]  There are three people on me.
[06:20:43]  Oh yeah, hello.
[06:20:45]  Be careful, they got a lot of damage.
[06:20:57]  Question low.
[06:21:03]  Oh No What?
[06:21:16]  Bastion 1.
[06:21:16]  Bastion 1.
[06:21:18]  I've got you in my sights.
[06:21:20]  Nice visor.
[06:21:23]  Create some space.
[06:21:24]  Push them off the payload.
[06:21:26]  Zarya weak in there.
[06:21:28]  Zarya weak in castle.
[06:21:30]  Come back, come back, come back!
[06:21:31]  No, no, no, no, no!
[06:21:32]  There's a two to the left.
[06:21:34]  Just be careful.
[06:21:39]  Intercept that Kralon.
[06:21:41]  Uh, Zarya here on the side of the castle.
[06:21:43]  You surrender to my will.
[06:21:45]  Ana one shot in the fucking cave in there, right?
[06:21:49]  One dead On point on point on point on point on point on point dead I'm getting low.
[06:21:59]  Okay, nice.
[06:22:00]  Nice.
[06:22:02]  Just stay on high ground.
[06:22:04]  We got this.
[06:22:05]  Okay.
[06:22:07]  My ultimate is almost ready.
[06:22:11]  Powered up.
[06:22:12]  Posting your damage.
[06:22:13]  Where did he miss him?
[06:22:18]  I mean...
[06:22:23]  They're pushing me!
[06:22:26]  Oh, they're all low!
[06:22:38]  Oh, shit!
[06:22:40]  I didn't know they were on the second floor of the castle, guys!
[06:22:44]  Fuck.
[06:22:45]  Thank you.
[06:22:48]  I got the rest.
[06:22:51]  Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

=== Zarya's Big Dagger (15:35) ===

[06:22:59]  Nice.
[06:23:00]  Averlo Zara!
[06:23:04]  Very low Zarya!
[06:23:05]  Behind!
[06:23:08]  In the castle!
[06:23:08]  In the castle!
[06:23:09]  Kill him!
[06:23:09]  Kill him!
[06:23:10]  You got this!
[06:23:11]  You got this!
[06:23:13]  Nice!
[06:23:15]  Nice dagger!
[06:23:16]  Oh my god!
[06:23:17]  That's so big!
[06:23:18]  Oh my god, that's too big!
[06:23:20]  Oh my god!
[06:23:23]  Notes!
[06:23:27]  Your team is out!
[06:23:30]  *laughs* Oh.
[06:23:38]  Oh, fuck.
[06:23:39]  Fuck.
[06:23:40]  You're fine.
[06:23:43]  He's not.
[06:23:44]  Go, go, go, go, go, go.
[06:23:46]  Watch out for that!
[06:23:48]  Oh, Mercy on the top of the castle!
[06:23:50]  Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
[06:23:52]  Turric on!
[06:23:53]  We'll be on one!
[06:24:01]  I'm just shooting him in the back.
[06:24:05]  One bit.
[06:24:06]  I'm on you.
[06:24:10]  Zarya's looking at me.
[06:24:13]  Zarya's looking at me.
[06:24:15]  She's won, she's won, she's won, Zarya.
[06:24:18]  Oh my god, we win.
[06:24:23]  Good stuff.
[06:24:24]  Bra.
[06:24:48]  You can only endorse two people?
[06:24:52]  Yes.
[06:24:52]  I don't know that.
[06:24:55]  Bruh.
[06:24:57]  But at least you get to endorse your friends now.
[06:24:59]  That's nice.
[06:25:01]  That's true.
[06:25:02]  Nice man.
[06:25:07]  We got a competent tank.
[06:25:09]  Yeah, it makes a big difference, isn't it?
[06:25:12]  Yeah.
[06:25:13]  Alright, 17 and 8.
[06:25:15]  I'm gonna just sit on high ground from now on and be a pain in ass.
[06:25:21]  Off angle.
[06:25:24]  Damage, damage.
[06:25:27]  Oh, what the fuck?
[06:25:29]  I'm stuck?
[06:25:40]  Bruh, the Punisher say I'm Sok.
[06:25:42]  I guess I'm Sok.
[06:25:46]  Yeah, play whatever you want, man.
[06:25:56]  I'm going to team chat.
[06:26:03]  Doomfist, ADI and Widow.
[06:26:23]  And push the Widow, okay?
[06:26:27]  They got no heal thing anymore.
[06:26:29]  Hydra low.
[06:26:32]  Maki, Maki.
[06:26:33]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[06:26:34]  Doomfist can't die.
[06:26:36]  Life weaver, you saved them.
[06:26:38]  Oh, what?
[06:26:40]  Wow, I got sniped, I got sniped.
[06:26:42]  Cool.
[06:26:43]  Okay.
[06:26:44]  Got it.
[06:26:45]  Can we cap a point?
[06:26:50]  Yeah, yeah.
[06:26:52]  Let's cap a point first.
[06:26:54]  We're on high ground, can you go for him, Kiva?
[06:26:56]  Okay.
[06:26:57]  Yeah, yeah.
[06:26:58]  No, I can't.
[06:26:59]  Oh nevermind.
[06:27:00]  I got pushed away though.
[06:27:07]  I'm shooting Doom.
[06:27:11]  They got a McCree too.
[06:27:13]  Climb, Climb, Climb, Climb!
[06:27:15]  Pushed on a Climb.
[06:27:22]  Oh no.
[06:27:24]  I got a heal up for you.
[06:27:26]  Can you kill me?
[06:27:27]  Moira can you kill me?
[06:27:28]  Moira can you kill me?
[06:27:29]  I'm going to die.
[06:27:31]  Wait on one shot.
[06:27:33]  Wait on.
[06:27:35]  Wait on dead.
[06:27:37]  What?
[06:27:39]  I'm going to die.
[06:27:45]  Don't die though.
[06:27:48]  One dead.
[06:27:49]  One dead.
[06:28:05]  Where's that?
[06:28:06]  Where's that?
[06:28:06]  Where's that how?
[06:28:07]  Fuck.
[06:28:08]  McCree, McCree, McCree, we're running on their hill.
[06:28:13]  Yo, uh, he was getting help.
[06:28:19]  Okay, they got walls, they got walls, they got walls, they got walls, hi.
[06:28:27]  Oh, sorry, I know.
[06:28:28]  Oh my god.
[06:28:29]  Oh, Widow in the window, Widow in the window!
[06:28:31]  I'm arrestable, I'm arrestable.
[06:28:33]  Oh, never mind, never mind.
[06:28:37]  Don't die.
[06:28:37]  No, I'm dead.
[06:28:39]  I'm dead.
[06:28:44]  Nice, Myron.
[06:28:46]  Zarya on point with McCree.
[06:28:48]  We help.
[06:28:50]  It's a new.
[06:28:51]  Hand life, Weaver!
[06:28:52]  It's a new one.
[06:28:59]  Uh They got Zarya on the right They're trying to come.
[06:29:14]  Yeah.
[06:29:15]  Over there.
[06:29:16]  Left the floor.
[06:29:21]  Oh my gosh.
[06:29:23]  Go left, go left, go left Zarya, I'm showing Zarya from the side Zarya now over, Zarya now over, Zarya now over.
[06:29:37]  Zarya one, Zarya one.
[06:29:39]  I'm pretty weak too.
[06:29:43]  I got one!
[06:29:58]  No!
[06:30:00]  I'm too team.
[06:30:02]  Ready for new team.
[06:30:12]  Let's group up.
[06:30:13]  Barrels of smoke.
[06:30:14]  You're sniper.
[06:30:15]  Get your head down or lose it.
[06:30:17]  The Zara is following me!
[06:30:19]  They don't got a tank!
[06:30:20]  They don't got a tank!
[06:30:21]  No.
[06:30:23]  We got him.
[06:30:25]  I swapped.
[06:30:26]  I swapped.
[06:30:27]  I swapped the Widow too.
[06:30:30]  Come back, man.
[06:30:31]  Come back.
[06:30:32]  Don't die to Widow.
[06:30:37]  Fuck.
[06:30:40]  McCree 1.
[06:30:40]  One more three one on their team.
[06:30:44]  Yeah.
[06:30:52]  Nice, nice!
[06:30:53]  Getting the point!
[06:30:54]  Here, McCree, McCree, one!
[06:30:57]  And push.
[06:31:04]  Oh, fuck.
[06:31:15]  I need to do more.
[06:31:22]  There's three people on me.
[06:31:27]  Oh, we're in the thick of it now.
[06:31:38]  Alright, this is still one of them, man.
[06:31:40]  The eye will not fail.
[06:31:46]  The hand will not flinch.
[06:31:48]  Five, four, three, two, one.
[06:31:59]  Round two.
[06:32:01]  Capture the objective.
[06:32:04]  Achieve victory by any means necessary.
[06:32:08]  They got Widow now on their team too.
[06:32:09]  They got Sigma on point.
[06:32:17]  He's about half.
[06:32:17]  Yeah.
[06:32:18]  Sigma's about half.
[06:32:24]  I got Widow.
[06:32:25]  Nice.
[06:32:26]  Sigma's low.
[06:32:29]  Sigma on point weak?
[06:32:31]  Yep, it's low.
[06:32:33]  Lifebeaver saved his ass of course Oh my god I got it I got it We don't want I'm backing up I'm backing up Sniper
[06:33:02]  Get your head down or lose it.
[06:33:04]  You got Zarya now too?
[06:33:09]  Yeah.
[06:33:10]  Zarya, help me, help me, help me!
[06:33:15]  I need a heal!
[06:33:16]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[06:33:17]  I got heals right here.
[06:33:18]  Heals right here.
[06:33:20]  Zara, I can die!
[06:33:21]  Zara, I won!
[06:33:24]  What?
[06:33:26]  Baptiste, weak!
[06:33:28]  Don't follow me, don't follow me.
[06:33:29]  I'm not, I'm just giving you a little heal.
[06:33:32]  Thank you, thank you.
[06:33:32]  Oh, I'm so low.
[06:33:33]  Oh, thank you.
[06:33:34]  Ah!
[06:33:36]  Widow.
[06:33:37]  I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
[06:33:40]  Bro, you guys get killed by Widow again?
[06:33:42]  I should kill her faster, my bad.
[06:33:45]  Can we kill the Widow team?
[06:33:49]  I need Tracer or Sombra.
[06:33:53]  I can't play D.Va.
[06:33:58]  Come back, Mare.
[06:34:01]  the Widow can one shot I will swap the Tracer Win, win, win.
[06:34:16]  Baptiste on the left.
[06:34:17]  Baptiste on the left.
[06:34:18]  He's half.
[06:34:19]  Yeah.
[06:34:21]  He's weak.
[06:34:22]  Baptiste dead.
[06:34:23]  Good shit.
[06:34:23]  Nice.
[06:34:24]  That's a pick.
[06:34:24]  I got a visor.
[06:34:25]  I'm gonna push in with it.
[06:34:26]  Push in with a visor.
[06:34:27]  I'm on him.
[06:34:29]  I need heal.
[06:34:31]  I need heal.
[06:34:32]  Nice.
[06:34:33]  Down one to down two.
[06:34:35]  Getting the point.
[06:34:36]  I got it.
[06:34:36]  I got it.
[06:34:37]  Zarya on the left.
[06:34:41]  Behind!
[06:34:54]  Oh my fucking god, we let F.P. run to him.
[06:34:58]  That's his on the right.
[06:35:11]  Kirit kirit kirit, goombak.
[06:35:14]  Don't die first, Yannick.
[06:35:19]  Let the Kipunune guide you.
[06:35:20]  I'm back.
[06:35:22]  Push, push, push, push, push.
[06:35:24]  Push, push, push, push.
[06:35:28]  Push, push, push.
[06:35:30]  No, fuck.
[06:35:32]  I need heal, I need heal, I need heal, I need heal!
[06:35:39]  Three on the right, three on the right, three on the right.
[06:35:41]  Zarya on point too, Zarya on point.
[06:35:45]  Can you guys push Zarya?
[06:35:47]  She's dead.
[06:35:48]  If Zarya's charged up, don't be dead.
[06:35:52]  She's on the point the whole fucking time, man.
[06:35:54]  Kill this bitch.
[06:35:55]  She's a hundred percent charge.
[06:36:00]  - I can't jump. - I can't jump. - I can't jump. - Get in the point! - Kill me a bit. - Kill me a bit.
[06:36:09]  Yeah, look at me, look at me.
[06:36:10]  I can't, I can't get to you.
[06:36:12]  Yeah, there we go.
[06:36:13]  Bro, how is this Zarya dead?
[06:36:15]  Left, left, left!
[06:36:17]  Oh my god, can I rest?
[06:36:20]  Are they all looking at you?
[06:36:21]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, rest.
[06:36:22]  Yeah, it's too late, it's too late!
[06:36:24]  It's too late!
[06:36:29]  Thank you.
[06:36:31]  I have to do everything.
[06:36:35]  No big, no big, no big, no big, no big, with all...
[06:36:39]  Whoa, whoa, what the fuck?
[06:36:44]  One dead?
[06:36:45]  I'm dead.
[06:36:49]  Oh Some dirt on it I couldn't fucking take the positions I wanted to take, man.
[06:37:10]  Report our cast!
[06:37:11]  Cheating!
[06:37:13]  What?
[06:37:17]  Is this cast cheating?
[06:37:23]  Bro.
[06:37:25]  Yeah, I'll go Tracer.
[06:37:41]  But I I don't have to change it I Don't have time to change it Because I kill everybody and I'm flanking on the side.
[06:37:57]  When I die, I still get old.
[06:38:02]  Yeah, maybe it's my bad.
[06:38:04]  I have to do more.
[06:38:07]  Nah, me too.
[06:38:08]  I should've done better too.
[06:38:09]  That fucking Widow denied me the angles that I wanted.

=== Take Care Of Each Other (06:36) ===

[06:38:15]  Oh my god, they're talking trash again.
[06:38:17]  Man, the last guy talking trash?
[06:38:20]  He gonna want me, want me?
[06:38:22]  He still doesn't want me, want me now.
[06:38:26]  This Asian man gotta shut the fuck up.
[06:38:29]  - team prepare your defenses select your hero I message that guy every day your You're the same.
[06:38:54]  You're only talking shit in the chat.
[06:38:56]  Bruh.
[06:38:57]  Hmm.
[06:39:13]  Someone needs to fill this saddle.
[06:39:17]  Hey, I heard you chase Doomfist out of Numbani.
[06:39:22]  Making a coward run is no challenge.
[06:39:26]  We could have used you in the old days.
[06:39:29]  Take care of each other out there.
[06:39:37]  Oh, God.
[06:39:41]  I think this will be my last game, guys.
[06:39:44]  I got right off the plane from L.A., did my...
[06:39:51]  Oh, shit.
[06:39:52]  Five, four, three, two, one.
[06:39:57]  Attackers incoming.
[06:39:59]  Defend Objective A.
[06:40:01]  Be uplifted!
[06:40:02]  Get those hostiles!
[06:40:04]  Soldier!
[06:40:30]  In the train You can rest you can rest Thank you.
[06:40:51]  Soldier ran.
[06:40:53]  What's the cooldown on rest again?
[06:40:56]  Uh, like 30 seconds.
[06:40:57]  Okay, 28.
[06:40:59]  Okay, Hogg is going uptime.
[06:41:10]  Hawk on top.
[06:41:12]  Anana no sleep?
[06:41:14]  Hawk on top.
[06:41:18]  Help our Arisa?
[06:41:20]  I don't know, Nave?
[06:41:22]  Ah, gosh.
[06:41:26]  I don't know, Sleep?
[06:41:30]  This soldier's a fucking faggot, man.
[06:41:42]  Can we touch or not?
[06:41:49]  Just try it, try it, try it.
[06:41:53]  No, they got it.
[06:41:58]  Look at me!
[06:42:01]  I'm looking.
[06:42:02]  Yeah, yeah.
[06:42:03]  He...
[06:42:03]  No.
[06:42:05]  She got healed.
[06:42:07]  My bad.
[06:42:07]  Hog ran away.
[06:42:09]  Hog on the right.
[06:42:10]  Hog on the right.
[06:42:11]  Get ready.
[06:42:13]  Go high ground, Myron.
[06:42:13]  They're not safe there.
[06:42:16]  Hog, this is easy.
[06:42:17]  Go.
[06:42:19]  Let me just get on it.
[06:42:23]  Hog.
[06:42:25]  Uh, okay.
[06:42:29]  Okay.
[06:42:30]  There, there, there.
[06:42:31]  Stop.
[06:42:34]  Keep running, man.
[06:42:35]  Keep running.
[06:42:40]  You're not sitting there man.
[06:42:42]  Build up DPS.
[06:42:51]  Confiar, confiar, confiar.
[06:42:53]  Bob!
[06:42:54]  Look Push some payload Ana!
[06:43:06]  Kill Ana!
[06:43:06]  Kill Ana!
[06:43:07]  Only Ana!
[06:43:08]  Oh no!
[06:43:13]  Bro.
[06:43:17]  I went to the Ana, bro, and there was a fucking Roadhog right there.
[06:43:21]  Oh, fuck, I'm dead.
[06:43:23]  I'm...
[06:43:24]  Okay, I'm gonna...
[06:43:26]  The payload has reached the channel.
[06:43:30]  He's anti-healed on the right.
[06:43:32]  No rest there, no rest there.
[06:43:41]  Got her, I got her.
[06:43:43]  She has E and T.
[06:43:57]  She said- She said- *Tap* I don't sleep.
[06:44:08]  Oh my gosh.
[06:44:20]  *makes a lot of damage* *makes a lot of damage* I'm dead.
[06:44:26]  *makes a lot of damage* We got a Denti now?
[06:44:30]  Uhhh.
[06:44:32]  *makes a lot of damage* *makes a lot of damage* *makes a lot of damage* *makes a lot of damage* What?

=== Breathes, Unstoppable Still (08:58) ===

[06:44:45]  WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! We didn't touch it, man.
[06:44:50]  That's why.
[06:44:53]  Because we didn't want to get hooked, so we were obviously playing distance.
[06:45:00]  Hmm...
[06:45:00]  *Gasp* *Gasp* What?
[06:45:12]  Every soldier needs a cause.
[06:45:29]  Thank you.
[06:45:30]  Think you can keep up?
[06:45:32]  To find success, we must search in harmony.
[06:45:45]  To find success, we must search in harmony.
[06:45:49]  Helping those in need is its own reward.
[06:45:53]  You call it?
[06:45:54]  Feeling spry.
[06:45:56]  Before we go out there, I gotta warn ya.
[06:46:00]  I'm gonna yell at ya a lot.
[06:46:02]  Not because I don't like ya, but because I care, or any of that.
[06:46:07]  It's just because I'm really good at this.
[06:46:12]  Capture Objective A.
[06:46:14]  Alright.
[06:46:15]  I'm gonna be good at this.
[06:46:18]  Nah.
[06:46:23]  I have a Zen now?
[06:46:30]  Hog is coming!
[06:46:43]  Up!
[06:46:44]  Hog on me! Hog is one, Hog is one, Hog is one!
[06:46:51]  Wh-what?
[06:46:53]  It lagged and it just threw me in the room.
[06:46:55]  Yeah, I know.
[06:46:55]  I understand We don't have here Oh Who needs healing?
[06:47:15]  Oh my god, can we push a bit?
[06:47:16]  Can we push a bit, please?
[06:47:21]  A free one, a free one!
[06:47:26]  Hog, hog down!
[06:47:29]  Soldier on top left.
[06:47:31]  Soldier in here.
[06:47:39]  I'm gonna rest the tank.
[06:47:40]  Go.
[06:47:41]  Here.
[06:47:46]  Hog is coming my way?
[06:47:52]  I think...
[06:47:57]  Excuse me.
[06:47:58]  They wasted ults.
[06:48:02]  Idiots.
[06:48:06]  Don't waste an ults.
[06:48:06]  Always not. Always not.
[06:48:08]  Good choice.
[06:48:14]  I'm with you, I'm with you The only thing I got I think they got right now is probably a overclock is the last thing they have They wasted like three or four.
[06:48:29]  I got ready.
[06:48:30]  I really feel the heat.
[06:48:31]  I'm ahead.
[06:48:32]  I'm on the payload.
[06:48:33]  Move it out.
[06:48:34]  They got ass now.
[06:48:35]  Half spawn.
[06:48:36]  I got a gun.
[06:48:40]  Tactical termination.
[06:48:43]  Clog up top.
[06:48:48]  *Bad* Hog up top, hog up top!
[06:49:01]  Game check!
[06:49:02]  Uh, uh, what?
[06:49:11]  Alright.
[06:49:12]  One runner back.
[06:49:14]  Alright.
[06:49:20]  Group up.
[06:49:21]  Lost everybody I got a visor we can use Oh no!
[06:49:35]  Right now, how about...3?
[06:49:37]  You guys ready?
[06:49:45]  I'm going right for the healers.
[06:49:53]  I'm feeling unstoppable.
[06:49:55]  If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
[06:50:03]  Where there's smoke, there's fire.
[06:50:07]  Sosha in one, Sosha!
[06:50:09]  Still got some fight in here.
[06:50:23]  This heart is annoying.
[06:50:29]  No hook, no hook on the heart.
[06:50:35]  I'm under attack!
[06:50:39]  Oh!
[06:50:40]  There he is on the left.
[06:50:42]  Okay.
[06:50:46]  *Breathes* *Breathes* *Breathes* *Breathes* Soldier on me?
[06:50:56]  Come back, come back, come back, come back!
[06:50:58]  *Breathes* *Breathes* We kill Hog?
[06:51:04]  They're all right there man, these fucking dudes.
[06:51:06]  Soldier on the left?
[06:51:08]  *Breathes* *Breathes* Soldier on...
[06:51:14]  *Breathes* *Breathes* *Breathes* *Breathes* *Breathes* *Breathes* Aaaaah what the...
[06:51:27]  *Breathes* *Breathes* I cannot do more Cannot do more 60 seconds They're gonna start looking at me.
[06:51:47]  Hogg here, looking at me.
[06:51:48]  He missed his hook.
[06:51:49]  Got him.
[06:51:50]  Thank you.
[06:51:52]  Let's go.
[06:51:52]  Let's go.
[06:51:53]  Push this shit.
[06:51:54]  Ana.
[06:51:55]  Healers.
[06:51:58]  Let's go.
[06:51:59]  I'm on soldier.
[06:52:00]  He's running.
[06:52:00]  He's running.
[06:52:00]  Push payload.
[06:52:01]  Push payload.
[06:52:01]  He's running like the little bitch that he is.
[06:52:10]  Hog?
[06:52:11]  Don't get a hook.
[06:52:12]  He has no hook.
[06:52:12]  He has no hook.
[06:52:15]  He's coming up top middle I rub some Let's go.
[06:52:38]  In touch.
[06:52:40]  Ow.
[06:52:45]  Well, their hog carried them on that one, dude.
[06:52:49]  The rest of them were fucking garbage, man.
[06:52:52]  Play of the game.
[06:52:58]  Stick with it!
[06:52:59]  Bro, what?!
[06:53:08]  What is that?
[06:53:12]  Yeah.
[06:53:17]  That's it for me, guys.
[06:53:18]  I'm off.
[06:53:20]  It was fun though.
[06:53:20]  We'll play it later tonight after I film.
[06:53:25]  What is that shot?
[06:53:27]  Man, I'm off today.
[06:53:30]  Yeah, bro.
[06:53:30]  We getting off, man.
[06:53:33]  Alright, guys.
[06:53:33]  It was good playing.