Now here we are, we're about to work out some noobs.
Alright, so let's see here, make sure audio and everything is good.
Test, test, test, one, two, three.
Test, test, test, one, two, three.
Let's see here.
Alright, we should be good.
Yo guys, give me one from the chat if audio is good.
That's where it hurts You ain't missing today Jack Warming up Warming up Go Marin
What up China man?
What up Marin Oh man It wasn't my problem This is a game of the bug Learn that one from you This one ended up real quick And you had to get Stand on Where there's smoke there's fire
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
oh.
These barrels are smoking.
It's not exactly personal.
No one can hold me down.
Scaling up!
Head in the cloud.
Put your grave down here.
Ascend it.
Now you see me?
Now hit him up, knock him down.
Wouldn't call that your best shot.
Are you ready to go?
Yep.
Alright.
Yeah, I don't think Freshman's running, guys.
I think he's asleep.
Yeah, he has sleep.
Alright.
Alright, guys.
Give me ones in the chat if my mic audio is good.
Give me ones in the chat if the mic audio is good.
We're going to do a quick little sound check before we get into the game.
One in the chat if mic audio is good.
Are you streaming?
Yeah, I'm streaming right now.
Okay, mic audio is good.
Okay, now Chinaman, go ahead and talk.
I want to make sure that they can hear you.
Explain what Shing Nui is.
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Explain what Shing Nui is so they can hear you.
I think everybody know, man.
Leftover woman, man.
No, no, no.
They do, bro.
They do, but it's just for the sound check.
I don't know.
Yeah.
The girl nobody wants.
Okay, give me one that you hear Chinaman.
You hear Chinaman?
You guys hear me?
Okay, Chinaman is good.
Perfect.
Thank you, Nasty A. And then the game audio.
Now, guys, tell me if the game audio is good.
Y'all can hear the game audio.
You can hear the gunshots, the moving, the dink dinks.
Give me one if the game audio is good.
Right here, what's I doing?
Okay, you guys can hear that?
Perfect.
Okay, now the last thing I'm gonna go ahead and do here is I'm gonna do a sound check on YouTube.
So in between games, I'll react to videos with y'all in the chat.
Give you guys a little bit more entertainment.
Let's see here.
Here's a...
Let me see here.
up type in here I'll show you guys for example so So we're gonna go Sneeko, right?
I'll go ahead and show y'all Sneeko's stream.
I think he's still live right now.
Yeah, I think they're still alive.
So I'm going to unmute it, and I want you guys to tell me if you can hear it.
But I'm sorry, like, humans, if they were walking by.
It's pretty much like across the street from where I live now.
I pissed all over that sidewalk and never got caught.
All right, give me one in the chat if y'all can hear this.
Also, yeah, I was peeing in public a lot, bro.
Yeah, when I was in preschool, I used to, like, yeah, I used to pee in the...
It looks like you're still alive now.
No, I did like pee in the recess area and get the teacher to grab my ear.
Give me once if y'all can hear the sneaker stream though right now.
Looks like they're on the beach.
That was pretty good on harassment.
Okay, perfect.
Okay, so we can react to YouTube videos.
Bad stuff.
Yeah, pissing.
And we can play.
Sweet.
Okay, y'all can hear the sneaker stream.
You can hear the Overwatch.
We are good to go.
Audio is good, good, good.
All right.
We're gonna go ahead and leave this shit.
Oh, let me get Chinaman in here.
Alright, Chinaman in here.
Play like one or two open queues.
Yeah, I'm here, bro.
You say we're gonna boost Angie, right?
Yeah, I'll play one or two one-on-one games, then we'll get Angie on.
Yeah, I think you might be gonna need to switch to Bill's.
To Bill's account?
No, we could probably play her because there's no more narrow queuing anymore.
No, no, because you're a diamond.
We can play open kill, huh?
I think it's still effective.
I don't know.
We're making yourself an easy target.
All right, learn.
I'll give you a 10.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The center of the class here, it's just to help you to main.
The main is keep your target at the center of your environment.
So if you can press Alt and Z, so you can shutter the old Alt Alt Alt Plus 3.
Oh shit, my bad guys.
Let me fix this shit real fast in my stream.
So you can use no crosshair so you can shoot.
Okay, so use alt and what?
Alt and Z. Alt and Z? Yeah.
Okay.
Oh shit, there's no processor.
Yeah, practice like this.
Because the processor just helps you a little bit.
The main thing is to keep your target centered.
This is better for you.
Yeah, this is better for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Try to center your target in your monitor.
I never miss my mark.
This is gonna help.
This is way harder.
No crosshair.
What the fuck?
If you want to crosshair back, just hit ESC. You got it.
Hit what?
EGSC. Just press it once and you got it.
EG... EGSC? GSC. Just top left on your keyboard.
GSC? E, S, C, E, E, A, B, C, D, E. Yeah, exit.
Oh, you mean escape?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Press down once and you get your crusher back.
You can do that in the game too.
If you want.
Okay, escape.
Alright.
I was like, what the hell is this guy talking about?
Alright.
Guys, we're live on Switch right now.
X we're live on everything by the way Someone needs to fill this saddle Oh, I got one safety pin today.
Nice.
Let's fucking go.
Weather report!
Lots of sun!
Five, four, three, two...
Round one.
Capture the objective.
Get those spurs kicking.
Alain?
I'm under attack.
Action!
Gotcha!
No, help me!
Get it!
Damn it!
The objective is now...
That was a close one, Phil.
That was a close one, Phil.
I'm not going to charge.
Here we go, top right.
Ran away.
A taste of blood.
A poison.
Bye bye.
Here's soldier stuff.
Oh my god.
I got better pain today.
So bad.
Careful, he's nice.
Am I gonna rush?
I think they're tanked at home.
Come back.
Yeah, I'm back.
I'm back.
Whoa, motion.
Switches Okay Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh I genuinely think this is a new hero's map
I'm a hero's map Surrender to my will It's a hero's map Where there's smoke There's fire My trigger fingers still there too long I'm a hero's map
One shot on that bitch.
Let's fucking go.
7-0, 11-0.
Let's go.
Oh, I'm watching.
Huh?
Playing one competitive?
Okay.
Angie's scarred playing competitive.
Oh, what the hell?
She ate the check?
Stay out of trouble, Nana.
As long as you get into plenty.
That was, that is what it was.
*laughs* Alright.
Five, four, three, two, one, round two.
Capture the objective.
*cough* One more win, this should be easy.
YAH!
I'm not playing a new hero, bro.
I'm good.
Yeah, these, then...
whatever, and then...
This new hero, man!
She just died.
Bro, what did Zyana do?
Come back!
She got fucked.
She died!
In a way, I hook him.
Bro, I genuinely think this move here is a bad Hit them right?
Whatever the fucking thing that this animal is for.
Oh no.
Missed the shot.
Oh shit, the damage.
oh my god they're all in comfort!
crap!
I'm so close to the health pack bro!
Damn it!
Lucky shot!
*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* I'm not going
to die.
Arrested half.
It's hard.
I'm really feeling the heat.
True objective.
Keep fighting.
establishing aerial position Wow Excavation
I got you!
They're attacking the point!
Stop them!
*Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough*
Oh shit!
Ana, one shot man.
Well, we need a wedding Nice.
Here we go.
Way good.
Nice beginning.
Alright, 1W.
Oh shit.
Dummy.
I've set the trap.
Two genders, bitch.
I don't think she's a transgender.
Nobody knows what she is.
I think it's a woman.
You think it's a girl?
I don't know what she is.
From Mexico?
Speak Spanish?
Angie's saying Venture is Mexican.
Just like Sombra?
Alari is Mexican too, right?
Peruvian?
The Spanish she speaks of Peruvian?
That's good that they like actually get sound actors to like speak the Spanish, the proper Spanish.
Yeah, the reason I told you to do this is because put more focus on your target.
Don't focus on your crosshair.
Every focus on the target and your hand adjust your camera on the target.
I see, okay.
That's the right thing to end.
That's the right way to aim.
Crosshair is nothing.
It's just the presentation of your central monitor.
Alright, we got some victims.
Team chat?
Yep.
Oh, I want to try this new ball.
Hi there.
Oh shit.
It's afternoon now.
Let's push it up.
Yo Marin, look at me, look at me.
Look above, look above.
I'm not too sure who you invite.
I know a guy.
Alright, they buffed him.
By any chance, a dashing ex-mercy.
Can you see?
I'm their spawn now.
Yeah, I see.
So fast.
This is crazy, man.
I think I have Reaper.
5, 2, 3, 2, 1.
Attackers incoming.
Defend objective A. Get those spurs kicking!
I just randomly was in the sky Ryan is one, Ryan!
Ryan is one!
Behind you!
Behind you!
I see him!
He's one!
Got him.
Idiot.
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh shit!
Wow.
Wow.
I rolled into a random charge, bro.
Not exactly what I expected.
I spotted an enemy!
Can we go one?
Ryan is one.
Good finish.
Nice.
Only the Junkra.
and Moira too bro why did this all result do Ryan
on the left he has a hammer down guarantee Oh wow!
Oh wow!
Have the victory!
Life protects life!
We are beautiful!
Got you!
Get out of here!
It's handy.
Do you like that slime?
Yeah, yeah, that was nice.
That was very nice.
Mario, what?
Got a woman killed someone.
Ah, sharp this time.
Defend the huge mines.
An enemy!
Sixty seconds.
They got us outnumbered.
Keep that back.
I can touch, I can touch.
Oh, shit.
I got it.
Objective loss.
Stop the payload.
Junker out one.
Junker out one.
*Mario's voice* Junker out one, Junker out one, Junker out one on the left.
He's gonna talk to me.
Get the fuck off me Moira.
Shit, Junker out on the left.
A round of healing.
And here they come with that as you do.
Junker out, Junker out one.
*Mario's voice* Ryan is one!
Reiner's one.
Death ain't on my doorstep yet.
I'm behind one from up top.
Let them out!
Sombra?
You're not there!
Bro, is this Baptiste retarded on our team?
Holy shit, bro!
Look to your right, man!
Fucking idiots on my team, man!
I kill everyone, it's okay.
Careful boss Umbra, man.
Yeah, I'm here, I'm looking.
I'm gonna stay with the healer so some wrap is okay.
What?
Yeah, please!
Please, come here.
I know what you want here Number one behind you man Yeah, I got her.
a fucking virus hurts man.
Tori got fucked up.
Bro, my phone is ringing.
Torb is one.
Torb is one!
I'm really feeling the heat!
Yeah, she's on payload right now.
Alright bitch!
Good luck, good luck.
Alright good hold.
Round 1. Complete.
Score.
Zero to one.
Switching sides.
Hmm.
*cough* Someone needs to fill this out.
Oh.
Do you know when Sumatra used to can give you a shield, Myron?
When Sumatra what?
When Sumatra used to can give you a shield.
No, no, no.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Damn it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So I can give you a shield.
Yeah, ball can give a shield now.
Yeah, I saw that.
Yeah, they buffed him a lot.
I don't want to be a team player.
Yeah, but Sombra is still a pain in my ass, though.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attack for mercy.
Capture objective aim They got bastards almost right?
Yeah, yeah, they tried to- they tried to- they tried to- Help her They can be in the same way too I got bastards He's one!
Moira one, Moira one, Moira one!
He's dead, he's dead.
Nice hooks, bro.
Tracer one of tops.
she recalled nevermind Tracer got fucked objective A captured Back a bit, Maren.
Wait for the car, wait for the car.
got too much damage oh yeah i got finished on the moira get the d back mecha got a high noon
Oh, you're in the house!
Stay nearly a real deal.
Fuck, I was reloading, man.
Lucky fucking scrub.
Where was that?
We're still on this, man.
I'm coming back right now.
Unloading scrub.
I rest our weekend, gotta burn you said.
I'm on fire!
You're carrying here!
I'm on fire!
Speeding up!
The payload is approaching its destination.
I'm on fire!
Fire!
That's my team!
These barrels are smoking!
You're tangled with the wrong man.
Mercy trying to res.
Good finish.
Game over.
2-0.
Let's go.
Play of the game.
Step right out.
Someone said, uh, PM17 said, if you like outbear and preach, use the urinal with your pants all the way down.
That's fucking funny, bro.
Oh, shit.
That's fucking funny, man.
You.
Probably, bro.
I would look like the top of nigger to put his pants all the way down and use the urinal.
Weirdo.
Tyneman is a hacker.
I'm not a hacker man.
Uh, uh, uh.
Oh!
I actually did pop a supper.
Someone needs to build this out.
When even iron I cook so much shit Prepare for battle Select your hero.
Yeah, today I got better ping, man.
We're gonna lose very few.
We're not gonna lose tonight.
Probably not.
Yesterday is my bad.
I don't know why I got a fucking two, two, almost 300 ping.
Actually, it's a different one, man.
Guys, is that better?
I just moved the game, my display to the bottom left.
Tell me if that's better.
Then to the side.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Initial flashpoint.
Mark it.
No, no, no.
If it must be done, let it be done quickly.
Your end is within my reach.
Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds That'll turn your head Flashpoint unlocked.
You are not taking a bullet!
Da, u u O U "Nobody die man" We got three healers, but no one healed me.
We got three healers, but no one healed me.
Why?
Trying to help our Lifeweaver here.
Lifeweaver fucking left me.
Hangin' Want to go help me?
Help me.
Shit we'll join team chat after Oh, cool.
Alright join team.
*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Alright, three of us are not just checking in.
*Mario's voice* Where's my heal?
Thank you.
We're here behind you.
So I'm the weak.
So Baby Diva dead?
Push up.
There we go.
We're also dead.
No power emanates Look down the objective Switch go Run away, alright Kill me or we can win No I will kill everybody Keep saying no.
Let's get some dickheads No fortify for a rest of Can't heal?
Ah!
Now let's fight for an instant It's 5 point.
It's 5 point.
We got too much damage.
It's 5 point.
Arrested out of point.
Arrested dead.
Nice hook on the Bastards.
One shot.
Damn, I can't see this Ana.
Lodog is so fat I can't even see.
Alright Fall back Put your heart on with you Got it Go next one
Let's go, let's go, Maren Don't fight you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You killed them all.
Fuck it!
Let's fucking go!
We punished these idiots!
Let's go to the next boy!
You're fucking purple mate!
Have some self-awareness!
Shut your fucking mouth man!
I will crush you any day man!
Shut your fucking mouth!
Who is that?
Who is that?
Three?
Fucking KD, mate?
Bloody hell.
Three KD? You can't one of them want me?
I will crush you anything, motherfucker!
Sure, my guy.
Sure.
Keep dreaming.
Watch out on me.
There's smoke.
There's fire.
Ready to throw in the towel.
Shut your dumb ass mouth.
Now y'all see why I love low and try to win him.
I love you.
Better not talking.
They still haven't seen my ace.
Cause you know you're a retard.
It's just easier to ignore idiots.
Shut your fucking mouth, man!
Make me, bitch.
You're so easy to crush!
I crush you like a fucking potion cookie!
Make me!
Go on, go on, go on, go on!
I crush...
I crush the fucking potion cookie and there's a no!
Because your mother is a hoe!
Shut the fuck up, man!
Exactly.
Typical Roadhog player.
A typical real hot player.
Now you're a racist now?
What?
You're so better than me now.
Oh, you're a real hot player.
I should die.
Racism?
Racism is when you say most uncomfortable.
That means the way.
Sublimely talented.
We got it where we wanted.
I'm not really feeling the issue.
Taking hold of the objective.
Enalive.
Yeah.
Alright, one more team fight and we got this.
I am not waiting.
You're fine.
I am not waiting.
I am not waiting.
Oh, no.
Okay, we got it.
Nice, nice, nice.
Don't fight here.
Don't fight here.
Ah, I'm dead.
Fuck!
I tried to back up, but...
Okay.
Too slow.
It's fine.
Just...
Damn it.
I should've backed up sooner.
Typical Roadhog player.
Are you transgender?
Hey, Moira, are you transgender?
No, and what does that have to do with it, my guy?
He doesn't have to do anything.
I just want to ask you.
Are you transgender?
Once again, typical Roadhog player.
Bro.
I'm dead, they chased me down bro.
Do you got anything else?
Typical roha player.
That's your rubato?
Well, it seems to get you riled up, so why not?
You keep crying.
I know you're a dude.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, yeah, whatever you say.
Okay, whatever.
Not so fast.
How are you?
Nano, quick minute.
Build the whole render to my way.
What's the point?
I'm already.
It's a little.
Wrong.
I'm not here, I'm not here.
I'm not here, I'm not here.
Oh, shit.
Just run Ana, run run run run run.
Just fucking more of a sniper.
Just tab my guy, I've died last time.
Shut the fuck, come on!
No one wanna let his kill!
Bro!
You're so annoying man.
Shut up woman!
Are you a woman?
Mute me then.
Mute me.
Mute me.
Go on.
Go ahead.
Hey guys, let's just get this point, man.
Monkey?
I'll touch you.
Monkey one?
I'm touching.
Ana dead?
We're making yourself an easy target.
Yeah.
Bastion won.
Yo.
Damn it, man.
There are only two of them on the point, bro.
Uh, Maren, let's focus on the Bastion.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll kill him, we'll kill him.
I was gonna kill him, but he had a bubble on him, that's why.
Alright, two and two, man.
Let's not lose these scrubs.
China, man, don't lose your focus.
We got this shit, bro.
I'm not gonna lose my focus.
Oh, Sebastian on the right, the monkey.
They're gonna come from the right-hand side, bro.
Ah, we lost our Ana.
Don't die.
No more dies.
No more dies.
Moira won on their team.
Zarya on point.
Moira won, Moira won.
Y'all got her?
Zarya won.
Zarya won!
Oh, monkey on me, man.
I'm about to fucking die, bro.
Fuck!
Anna!
Anna, don't die now, okay?
A bit early.
Dust off the boots.
What are you doing?
Let's go.
Let's get in here.
Come on.
Let's get in here.
They have one as my team.
It's time.
Yeah, Monkey, you better back the fuck up, motherfucker.
Got him.
Good move.
Good move, Lucio.
Let's get in here.
Let's get in here.
Monkey gone.
Monkey gone.
Zarya weak.
Oh, shit.
Nice hook.
Bitch is dead.
Ana on the right.
Ana on the right.
Good finish.
Oh, they got a Reinhardt now.
We can get them before they even get in here.
point point point monkey weak monkey weak monkey weak let's break it down Monkey gone, monkey gone.
Is Arya dead?
Ana one, Ana one, Ana one.
Good finish, I was reloading.
Let's push, let's push.
Yeah, let's push, let's push.
Push, push, push.
Let's go, let's go.
We got these scrubs.
Nice, Hulk.
Nice, let's go!
Let's fucking go!
Fuck those kids up.
The woman left the chat immediately.
This transgender left the chat now.
Play of the game.
You know she got carried.
Or they them.
Whatever this animal is.
Yo!
Biggest at whatever this animal is.
Yo!
What the fuck, bro?
We're supposed to lose that game.
We got hella fucking shit.
You know, baby, you should try to put your...
Edgy, you want to play?
Yeah.
Okay, we'll get Edgy in.
Yeah, you should try to put your camera up here.
Trying to cancel, man, if you want to play.
Yeah, I'll get Edgy in right now.
You know what I mean?
What were you saying, Edgy?
Go ahead.
Yeah, yeah, get out of queue before they lock you in.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Move the camera to the top left.
You think that's the best place to put it?
Oh, my health.
Okay.
Okay.
That's why I moved it.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me try moving it to the top then.
Okay.
I see what you mean.
All right.
Ah, okay, okay.
So guys, Angie's saying that I need to move my face camera because you guys can't see my health when I'm playing.
So what I'll do is I'll put this in here like this and I'll just minimize it a bit.
It's too big?
Okay.
Y'all can see that right there, right?
There we go.
That's good, right?
Okay.
Angie with WCriticism.
Okay.
She's watching the stream right now, guys.
Oh, we got a wide match because Angie's...
See, Angie, look, we can cue now.
We can cue?
Yeah, we're playing...
Actually, you know what?
We should...
You know what?
Let's play role cue.
Fuck it.
You know what?
I'll cue support.
Angie, cue support.
I want to play Ana.
You had somebody ask if you need to Then I play tank now.
You want to play tank, Chinaman?
All right.
I can play everything.
Because you guys play healer, you guys need a better tank than better DPS, you know?
Oh, AngelPlay said you need another support.
AngelPlay, what's your rank?
Angel play.
Message Angie, because she's going to be way more receptive to messages and shit like that.
Anyone that wants...
You know what?
How about this?
Anyone that wants to play, message Angie right now.
Here's her battle tag.
Bruh.
Where's her, uh...
Shit, how do I even show your battle tag, bro?
Oh, I won't show your battle tag.
What the fuck?
Woohoo!
Let's go!
What is your battle tag?
It's hidden.
It's hidden?
Just put your mouth under your name.
No, I do, bro, and it doesn't show her shit.
No, no, no.
Let her show.
Let her do it.
11 what?
Yeah, it's Miss T-Bag number 1193, guys.
1193.
Then Angie will check your profile and shit.
Check your profile.
Yeah, because if you trash, nigga, we ain't playing with you.
We already got Angie and she trashed, so we're going to have to carry her.
I was flat one.
Flat one?
Oh, okay.
Okay, also, well, you can see the chat, too, Angie.
No, not that chat.
That one in the game.
Oh, the one in the game?
Oh.
Okay.
Oh, flat one.
Gold one.
Okay.
No, you trash.
Flat one, you trash.
I'm gold one.
Well, you're trash, too.
Go ahead.
We'll have to carry you.
I won just one game.
You only won one game?
I mean, I just played one game.
I won.
Gotcha.
Alright, so we got 1,100 YAL on Rumble, and then we got 1.7 on Twitch.
Sorry, on Twitter.
So it's gonna start keep growing as we continue on.
I mean, we are playing late at night, so.
I mean, we are playing we are playing late at night.
I mean, we are playing we are playing late at night.
I mean, we are playing we are playing late at night.
I don't know how to see the profile.
I don't know how to see the profile.
I don't know how to see the profile.
Oh, we got a game?
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
Just...
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh I will not leave a broken world behind
Let's get these bozos
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Look at this man.
This is so crazy.
this is a Ryan Tartall times 4 no shortage of work to do Someone needs to fill this saddle
Chew on that Where there's smoke, there's fire!
All right, Maren.
I think we're gonna get so much longer kill time.
Yeah, because Angie is a classic.
Yeah, she's really a rock.
But I should be good because I'm a gold.
But you are...
That's why I queued up under healers.
No, but it's still a plat.
There's not much path with this type of game Let me check the build
Oh yeah, build as a healer, build as a healer is a solver so we can solve much faster Do you want me to switch the build again?
Yeah, switch.
Yeah, because Bale is a healer and GPS is over.
We can try after this game.
This is a helmet.
Let's go.
You really underestimating me?
Ready to throw in the towel?
You know what's really good too, bro?
That I'm going to learn next to the hash.
He's really fucking good, bro.
Not exactly.
Not exactly personal.
His damage is crazy.
Especially if you got a mercy pocket.
Oh yeah, we got a Mercy pocket.
Myron trying to shoot the dynamite into the air.
In the air?
Yeah, shoot dynamite into the air.
Andrew, on your side, every time I hit a shot, does it bring your ultimate up?
Does it show every time I hit a shot?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I'm pocketing you?
It's showing...
Oh no, oh, Chinaman's beating this.
Okay, my bad.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought I used energy for that.
I just, uh, my bonkers.
Hey, shoulders on me.
Every time you hit a shot, it shows on me.
Oh, let me show you the dynamite.
Yeah, dynamite.
Yeah.
Yeah, see?
I'm here, I'm here.
This dynamite can just shoot the dynamite across your...
Yeah, can you see?
Yeah, it's very easy.
I'm trying to get those caffeine in the air Yeah, just wait for the dynamite going to your cross here I'm sure Sparing Yeah.
Even the last guy.
if you got mercy pocket you can one tap a Widow Oh, you can one-time Tracer.
She has a lot more utility than McCree, bro.
Yeah, trying to shoot the Widow.
Yeah, Widow is here.
You can one tap with the...
With the caminos.
I'm gonna go 3-0.
I'll freestyle my favorite card.
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
Quit making yourself an easy target.
I'm really feeling me.
I'm feeling you.
Ready to throw in the towel?
You'll need more grit than that.
Got one more?
No, it's slow.
Well, actually since we're playing with you.
You're going up.
You guys, let me try switching, uh...
Yeah, 13!
To fails.
Yeah, because this shit's taking way too long.
It's been 13 minutes.
Fuck that, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We gotta get your rank up.
Alright, Angie, we're just gonna...
Me and Gianna, we'll just queue.
We'll wait until...
Because it's also early in the morning, too.
Booing you from the party, nigga.
I booed you.
Back to the kitchen for you, Angie.
Yeah.
Bradley Cooper.
We'll try again in about an hour because there will be more people on in six.
We may have to do European server, Sue's other thing I was thinking.
You think that might fix it, Chinaman?
It's not the people thing, Maren.
It's the possibility thing.
Because there's not much plat against the Browns, you know.
If you want to play with Angie, you have to find the exact team, like us.
So we can play with them.
It's the matchmaking system for the new season.
Guys, I'm playing keyboard and mouse.
I'm not playing controller.
We're live on Twitch, Twitter, and Rumble right now.
Viewership is slowly growing.
Slowly but surely.
Yeah, we can try the European server.
Yeah, maybe go on the European server.
Later.
Yeah, you don't have to do anything.
I just switched my VPN with good go.
Two, one, fight!
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
Got some victims, let's go.
3 and 0.
Don't worry guys, we're gonna get Angie in to play with us when the hours fix a bit.
Bruh, the transgender is on the other side!
Bruh!
Oh, you ready to fuck them up then?
Yeah.
Alright, let's go.
Chat, what skin y'all want?
American, Gambler, Riverboat, Spike Seagull, Undead, Sage, Someone needs to fill this saddle.
Keep in sight.
I'll have us in and out in no time.
There's no one in the team chat.
We better not go there.
Yeah fuck, I might as well.
Get my joinin' Five, four, three, two, one Round one.
Capture an objective.
Keep in sight and this will go smoothly *Sk up* *Sk up* *Sk up* where i can time
oh stop that hit good
point Take it out, take it out.
Don't cut the point.
Yeah, we got it.
We got it now.
We got it now.
I miss you.
Don't let them all die.
Don't let them all die.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not just a shield ever to anyone else.
Oh man.
Oh my god.
I need help.
Hell man.
Fucking Hannibal's and Beaver died.
I got hold now.
I got hold now.
I'm gonna swap.
Too much spam.
Oh no.
Bro, this thing can give me off the map?
Don't die.
Don't die.
Don't die anyone.
Don't die anyone.
Come back a bit.
Come back a bit.
Yo, boy, you're up there by yourself, you're up there by yourself, bro. bro.
I'm good, I'm good.
Don't worry about me Are we gonna push in?
Yeah push in, push in Give on the mech I am capturing your objectives.
He's gone.
He's gone.
You really underestimating me?
Both vents are running away.
She's weak as hell.
I'm really feeling the heat.
Nice problems.
Diva's almost out of mack.
Diva out of mack.
Yup, not mack mack.
There's smoke, there's fire.
Fire!
Go kill him!
Oh shit.
I got fucked.
Alright, one more teamfight.
Oh shit.
Gave my life up.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Don't care about me.
I got some right now.
I'm back though.
They got Reinhardt now.
Another one.
Ryan is one, Ryan is one, Ryan is one too Another one Find one?
I killed everyone!
Uh...
Jump on point.
He's small, next one!
That's what she said.
Yeezy?
That's too Yeezy, man.
Marin, can you help me?
What do you want me to do?
A typical Moira player.
Oh yeah, we fucked it up.
What character did you play last round?
Moira!
Typical Moira player.
Just tap that.
Five, four, three, Let's fucking go!
Bruh!
Let's go Sorry, I'm weak Don't push for direct Come back then.
Okay.
No, no, no.
I kill everyone.
Good, good, good.
There goes that.
Still about to break?
Still break it?
Yeah.
Sorry, I have no bubble.
Brian's shield gone.
That'll tear in your head.
I take the bomb.
Okay, let's play passive.
Yeah, play passive.
Very passive.
That's nano.
Oh my god.
Zarya got me.
Fuck.
Come back a bit.
come back bear Lucio Can you hook left side?
Close.
It takes some of the damage Yeah, he has a hammer down though guaranteed Tell the right - They're on point, they're on point. - I'm bit paranoid. - Not bad.
- Yeah, he has a hammer down though, guaranteed.
- Nice.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - Kill the right first, kill the right first, so we don't hammer him down.
Got him, got him, got him, got him, got him.
- I don't think he's getting hammered on the door. - Force transcendence, good job.
Let's cap the point.
Junk weak.
Junk is weak.
We run it back.
We can push, we can push.
I got the mega.
I think I'm not gonna use...
Well, maybe I do.
There's no damage, bro.
Alright, alright, alright?
You guys got it?
Fuck, man!
Yeah, don't go up.
It's okay.
Sorry I was charged up, dude.
They still haven't seen my ace.
You gotta be fucking kidding me, bro.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Let's run.
Let's run, Zarya.
Let's run.
Let's run, Zarya.
Oh, no.
You're dying.
One more fight.
Yeah, one more fight.
One more fight.
They're gonna grab now.
I gotta make a pick Yeah, I need touch Heal me!
I got one!
I need a heal!
I need a heal!
Please!
I need a heal!
Please!
No!
There's no one!
Heal me!
You should give me the bubble, man!
Ana!
Ana!
It's okay!
It's okay!
We need to eat at this.
Bro, you should give me the nano, man.
I got it!
I got it, bro!
I fucked him up!
We got it!
Give you one bubble.
Bro.
I said- I said- Bro, why is Ron this time?
He's gonna pin in.
Or not.
Okay.
Sorry on me.
Zarya 1.
What is this Ana doing?
Bro, Ana's trolling!
Bro, this Ana is fucking trolling!
he divers and doesn't give me the nano one to one huh well we're gonna see tomorrow or isa I'm not gonna go sick against Ranzaria, but I can do Orisa, yeah.
It's good!
Sigma is good.
Orisa is good.
Rainsa is just gonna run at Sigma so I will kill them all Okay Just stay by side of my mouth Stay by my side.
Show me, I don't know why.
They're going outside.
Rain gone.
Oh, two gone.
Zarya one, Zarya one, Zarya one.
Y'all got her?
I have Risa now too.
You're helping me crack the shield, okay?
We got a resounding moment.
They got a bargain now.
No.
Come back!
Don't take damage like that!
Don't take damage like that They got no tank D.Va running?
D.A running?
10 week No Marin, no Marin I'm backing up, backing up, backing up Damn it I have a laser ult.
Oh no, never mind.
Fire in the house!
I'm a fan of a monster!
An unloving scrooge!
Where are you from?
Come get some of your friends!
I need heal!
Growhawked in the heal!
Oh, diva low, diva low!
Yeah, Orisa, play all around cover.
I think I'm back to Zarya.
Zen-1, Zen-1 in the back over there.
Zen-1 in the back over there.
Kill Mauga, kill Mauga, kill Mauga!
Everyone!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
Nice!
Nice.
I'm not losing the fucking transgender.
victory let's fucking go Play of the game.
Lol.
What did I do?
You pushed them off the map.
Oh yeah, right.
Nice.
The beatings will continue, guys.
What are we, 4-0?
4-0.
Every game, I got like 41% SR. Crazy.
Oh, shit.
This is the bison skin right here.
This is the bison skin.
This game is a symbol.
We destroyed that Moira, bro.
That's true.
Now she want to play Ana like a good player.
Yeah.
Yeah, that Ana on our team wasn't that good, bro.
Typical Roha player.
I can play everything.
I'm still better than you.
I can play every tank, every DPS, every healer.
I just wanna play a Roadhog and they say I'm a typical Roadhog player.
I'm gonna play a game.
Yeah, this game is cool.
Okay.
Okay.
Prepare your defenses.
Select your hero.
Here, I'll show these niggas how to play Ana.
Yes.
The dudes in the chat already know what time it is.
Yeah, bro, you guys know why I bought this skin in the rumble chat.
Y'all know why.
I know why too.
You just missed a symbol.
And it's missing one symbol.
Yeah Myra you're the only hero We got four tanks.
You got four tanks?
Alright, let's do it.
Let's switch the team.
You only need it All right, I just can't die I'm protected You only need to heal three.
Shut up.
Alright guys, I will solo heal this, let's go.
Mary watch me, watch me.
Can't see me?
I'm a bull.
Roll Hawk, Junker Queen Boss up and off.
Oh what the fuck man.
Back up, back up.
Can you switch Amund please?
I'm on a new defense *laughs* I'm feeling fortified.
I appreciate your support.
Let's put a stab to that.
Enemy trained in a hacker.
Stand up straight.
You are safe.
I'm alive.
Bro.
Got hit with the knife man.
Or no, oh, Kuriko got a lucky fucking kunai on me.
Can you switch Amon please?
Bro, why don't you switch?
Switch Amon.
Bro, why don't you switch?
It's not possible to play Amon on defense.
What are you talking about?
Fucking Chinese.
Bro, are you racist now?
Yeah, I like it.
I'm racist of you, bro.
Bro, why didn't you- So bad, bro, so bad, so bad.
I'm bad?
Oh, I'm not bad.
All the team are good, but you know- Bro, can you give me a sentence?
Bruh can you give me a full sentence?
You 0-0-2 Bruh Someone slept over
there Big anti.
Ball behind us.
Don't care about the ball.
I need help.
I need help.
I'm 3 HP. I'm 3 HP. Ball.
and balls one I'm not finished yeah Back up so I can see you guys.
I keep you up.
Over there!
You know me.
I'm here.
You like it.
TNC, you'll see more!
You're just licked!
Might have another nano.
Thanks for patching me up.
Oh you wanna hear this?
Get lost!
No backing down!
Working well!
Jeez, I would be sick!
I'd like to see you!
Yo, you got- you want all- uh, Chinaman?
Uh, uh, I'm not- You're proud of!
Get in there!
Fuck it bro, these dudes are trash!
*Sigh* *Sigh* You can build it fast.
Yeah, I'm building it fast.
I'm building it really fast with you guys.
Aw, shit.
I threw you guys a nade instead of saving myself, fuck it, I gotcha, baby. - For the reckoning.
Slept that bitch, chasing me.
Let's fucking go!
So long somehow!
Healing you, Hawk, healing you, healing you.
Come back, come back, come back!
Oh my god, they've got so much damage.
I can't.
Yeah, I will tell you how to keep in Nano, man.
We need a Nano.
Nano is very important.
I think someone eat this fucking Frenchman cock.
He resist.
Come back man, come back, come back!
Yeah, I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
Oh shit.
You're the only one alive bro.
Let's go win this thing!
I won't give in.
Coming for ya.
96 and nano.
Taking care of you.
Area denial.
The pain mode is approaching itself.
Everyone's on me.
Where are numbers?
Be careful.
Give anyone!
Give it to anyone, Mary!
You cannot die, Mary!
You cannot die!
Big anti!
Big anti!
Huge anti!
Oh!
Oh!
Rest on me, bro!
Rest on me at the back!
Fucking bitch, man!
Coming back, coming back.
Aw, shit.
We win this, we win this Uhhh, stay stay on Pelomyrs Stay on payload Stay on payload, mayor They can hit you on top You need to come here You need to come to me
I don't want them to jump on you It's okay, it's okay Time for the reckoning I'll be here of Seamon!
Time for the reckoning!
Destroy that turret!
Me and Lucy are coming back right now, Fiora.
Healing you.
I think we can use a good man.
Come here.
Fucking scrub.
Let's go.
Bro, two more damage, man!
You only 9000!
Two more!
Fucking French guy.
You have problem bro?
Yeah I got problem.
Any problem?
protect more team are you NPC you shut up shut up shut up Why am I gonna shut up?
It's your job!
It's your job to damage!
What's my job?
What's my job?
You do!
You do!
You do Rodog!
You play Rodog!
Huh?
I play Ramatra!
Can you give me a sentence?
I play Ramatra!
I play Ramatra!
Bro, are you a retard?
I don't understand you!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, you are a retard!
Okay!
You admitted it!
I'm a retard!
Okay, you're a retard!
I'm a retard!
Get back to eat some names, okay?
What?
Bro, your comebacks are so weak, man.
That's all you got?
Bro, shut your fucking mouth, man.
If you're a retard, don't talk too much, okay?
Just drop your fucking saliva and just...
I ask you, I ask you, I'm asking you to switch your pick, you play Amon so bad, and you insult me, you insult me.
Yo, you're a fucking retard.
Do more damage!
Do more damage!
What look are you fucking damage?
9000!
You're so retard to scream on your mic.
Yeah Got you I got you I got you
Oh Sondra Fucking bitch, man!
Sombra behind, guys.
Sombra behind.
It's okay.
It's okay.
We got a point.
Yeah, just stay on point, man.
I'm not finished.
You got it.
We're not.
My bad.
I lied.
Mercy won!
Mercy won!
Big ad, Ty.
Sombra on me here.
You slept over here, bitch.
Get fucked.
Over there!
hip-hop that's another I The ultimate's charging.
Over here!
Don't check.
I see you.
Take everything possible I'm an enemy Oh, that's hard Anti-Narisa.
These kids are getting their shit pushed in, bro.
Mercy behind us or a ball or somebody.
Oh.
Man, fuck.
Assets.
Stupid.
Bruh!
This ball is so prophetic.
yeah he's trash don't follow me man You're not safe here.
You'll have to try harder than that It's okay.
Don't heal me.
Don't heal me, man.
Stay alive.
Stay alive.
Keeping y'all up.
Keeping y'all up.
Over here!
The payload has fallen!
Join me!
I'm about to have another nano.
Got nano.
What?
Don't use it.
Don't use it.
I'm not using it Don't lock the boat Marin Don't lock a bow.
I'm not, I'm not.
I want you for Yeah, I'm just I I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Fucking ball on me.
I appreciate this.
Stand up straight.
Big nade!
Big nade, man!
Let's go!
I go out on my toes Come back, come back Yeah, if someone on you, just say it.
Yeah, if someone on you, just say it.
I can look here every time.
Oh, go high ground with me, man.
Come on, let's go, Ram.
Oh, get this ball the fuck up out of here.
I'm not near you, bro.
I'm not near you.
Oh!
Ow!
There's only a fire on me!
That's not right uh...
irritating *fake* *more lagging* Stop!
No backing down *fake* Dang everything!
I did not!
Oh, look back here!
DAAAAY!
*fake* *fake* 60 seconds, many minutes I'll try *fake* We got a great grass *fake* Give Mokka the nano man I'm about to, I'm about to You're powered up!
Get in there!
Big nade, big nade, big nade, man.
I'm healing you, I'm healing you right now.
I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying.
There's fair shooting in the back though.
We got you, bro.
We're keeping you up, keeping you up, keeping you up.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, bro.
Ten seconds remaining.
Let's go.
Bro, how the fuck did we lose that, man?
GG, have a good day.
Shut your fucking mouth.
Don't cry, baby.
Don't cry, baby.
I can't cry.
Don't cry, baby.
Don't cry, baby.
Say it again, son.
Say it again, my boy.
Say it again.
Nice.
You listen to your father.
Good dog, good dog, good dog.
Sit, sit, sit and shut up.
Bro, that was fucking annoying.
We need to go to fucking high ground.
He didn't really do anything as Ramatra, bro.
I don't know what he was doing, man.
He didn't do anything from the start to end.
I kill everyone there.
Every time I got a pick, it's on me.
Bro.
Let me say this fucking French guy's.
What are we?
Are we four and one or are we five and one?
4 on 1.
Yeah, we need to go to high ground every time there.
Or they're fine, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna pick you.
and the boat's gonna annoy you so the tin tank will die you you you you you you you
you you you you you you you you you
hey hey
yeah nobody like fucking friends hmm And fucking rides on the street.
There's no one wanna live there.
And every time she speaks, I don't understand anything she says.
The payload has reached the checkpoint for all the rails.
*punch* Go Nano.
Go Nano.
I need heal, Mara.
I need heal.
Please.
3 Surrender to my will.
payload moving rise ancient flame what an eldritch blessing i won't let you fall all these times misery made not last
you're powered up reforming you you're moving to recharge the payload is approaching its destination Get in there!
I'm not in school I'm under attack I'm not in there Thank you Good shit
Round 1 Complete Score 3 0 Switching sides I was carrying so hard there Uh, is everybody else in chat?
Just us?
Yeah.
Pretty much every game.
Except the fucking annoying fucking French guy.
It was trash, man.
Man, we got better healer.
Look at your heal, and look Mira Moria's heal, and look their heal.
My command is law.
You'd be wise to remember that.
Give away.
You are not prepared to see wrecking ball in action.
Live sequence concluded.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Attackers incoming.
Defend objective a Oh Oh Oh Samba on me
Fucking ice armor bro Yeah Kill me, Mary Making an old woman know the world?
Supercharged and on fire!
but that fucking Sombra is waiting at me to spawn, man.
Here's the solution.
Just stay with me.
Drive beside your tank, anywhere!
There's many there!
I need to heal my rune!
I'm coming here right now, bro.
Moira, okay.
Nevermind, nevermind, nevermind.
Yeah, just stay with me, stay with me.
I got a nano for this fight.
I'll keep you up.
You can give it to me, man.
You're powered up.
Get in there.
I thought you wanted right then and there.
My bad.
Fuck it.
I'm right behind you.
Punish him.
Fuck it.
I need heal.
I'm yelling you right now.
Please.
Reloading, reloading.
Got you, got you.
Get back in there.
*Slow the Joker Queen* Sled the Joker Queen *Slow the Joker Queen* *Slow the Joker Queen* *Slow the Joker Queen* *Slow the Joker Queen* FYI, that Mog is the Mogadal's on our team last game.
He sucks, bro.
He's so fucking bad, dude.
Now I can see why we're coming last.
Okay, we're going back, Q. Go back, Maren!
Go back!
Let's shadow and see you.
Let's fight here.
Let's fight here.
Make yourself useful.
*Squeak* Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm with you.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Nice hook.
Got her.
We're all dying eventually.
Popping off right now.
Keep it up!
Keep me up! Keep pushing! Keep pushing!
Go back man! Bro!
Bro, you're literally a retard, man.
You're literally a fucking retard, man!
Ah, she got fucked.
She slept over there.
Yo, Marcus won.
Marco won no anti.
Ah, fuck.
I got nano again.
Go back, man.
Don't use it.
Don't use it.
Keep going back.
Give the gun back.
Maybe no.
Maybe no.
Time for the reckoning.
No, she got me, fucking bitch.
She got so lucky, bro.
60 seconds.
I go out on my terms Keep you up Affirmative enemy
Your assistance is of 30 seconds remaining Unloading scroll.
That's wrong.
This is our way!
Fight, fight, fight!
No injustice.
*Sigh* No backing down.
Surrender to my will.
Fuck him!
Big nade!
Big nade!
Ah, killed them.
Fuck.
I can reach.
Over time.
You're in!
Lissa Odinic cheer.
They have superior numbers.
Your carry is here!
Get them off the payload.
Okay, next point.
Come back, Meryl.
I'm back it up I got a nano I will tell you what I got a nano Thank you 60 seconds
I want to get you forward Time for the reckoning Time for the reckoning Don't say I see you No, no, no, no, no, no, no You're powered up, get in there I'm tired of fighting alone I'll keep you up
In 30 seconds Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking go!
We just wiped them all out, let's fucking go!
Yeah, that's satisfying, right?
Go to sleep nigga.
Oh shit.
Fucked up.
Fuck I've shot a battle nil.
We win we win we win.
Nice.
That's fucked.
Bro, 51,000 healing between me and the fucking Moira.
What the fuck, man?
That Moira on our team was crazy.
Holy shit.
Oh, look at this.
Look at this.
This is so satisfying.
Mountain.
Holy fuck.
Bro.
Destroyed.
Alright, we can do a roll Q.
I'll play healer.
What are we?
Five and one?
Yeah.
Five and one.
Yeah, this combo is...
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, it's been a bit since we played Ana.
Can you hear me, man?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Okay.
511, yes.
611, yes.
You won't believe how old she is.
Excuse me?
I Yeah, I'm getting used to the mouse and keyboard.
I just started playing Ana.
This is maybe my second or third time playing Ana with the mouse and key, guys.
It's fucking crazy.
Yeah, the third day you play Anna.
Yeah.
Yo, that Paris kid on the other team, bro, he was playing MAGA when we played Dorado and that's why we lost.
I know why we lost now.
That dude was trash, bro.
He just was feeding, man.
I will not leave the peaceful world behind.
I don't know how you do it, Ana.
Do what?
Stay still for hours, waiting for the perfect shot.
I don't know how you zip around without getting dizzy.
Five, four, three, two, one.
I'll switch the team.
Initial Flashpoint Arena.
I'll handle this.
Here they come.
*Mario's voice* "Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds" No one!
I don't like the girl, the BBL, and get her face down.
I don't know why Flash fuck her.
I don't like that girl.
That's impossible.
And they're gonna murder that girl.
Hey.
Go ahead.
You're still streaming?
Huh?
You're still streaming?
Yeah, still playing.
Are you still streaming?
Uh.
Yeah.
Yo, should you play on another account, Chinaman?
Huh?
Why?
So the queue times are faster because we'll play with people at a higher...
Oh, that's because I'm in tank.
Let me switch to DPS. Okay, let me cancel this.
Yeah, let me switch to DPS so we can get faster kill time.
Yeah, I could put DPS too.
I'll put DPS and healer.
What time in China?
19...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Basically Miami time.
But reverse.
I'm 12 hours ahead.
So it's 7 p.m.
7 p.m.
So it's morning for you guys?
It's night for you guys?
Wait.
I'm confused.
Oh, it's morning for you guys.
It's night for me.
Yeah, it's 7.19am here.
Yeah, it's 7.19pm for me.
Fuck it, I played Genji, man.
This is my first here.
This is my first here that I learned.
Nanoblade, let's go!
Alright, let's do it.
I haven't been playing this fucking game.
Let's lose the team.
No, no, you go.
so so
so so so so
so so so so so so so so so so so so Time's up.
Spencer down.
Let's fucking go!
make your place right now oh shit my bad oh shit my bad *Proceeds to penalize your benedict* *Pewds should not be shot...* *Pewds should not be shot of turret* *Pewds should not be shot of turret* *Pewds should not be summoned*
*Pewds should not be shot of turret* Oh, I'm out of sleep!
Fuck, I'm trash!
Fuck!
I go out on my turn.
Get in here!
You'll be safe in here!
Make yourself useful.
There's the enemy!
I'm on fire!
Bob!
Do something!
Lift him up!
Enough, Wynne.
You're fine.
Melted Bob.
Get in the point.
Get in the point.
We win this, we win this I still have some fighting Shit.
Come back to me, Genji, if you can.
I don't mean to do that, man.
Fuck.
I was hitting all my shots on you too, bro.
Because you got me, man.
Yeah, my team here is up.
Look how stats matter.
Yeah.
Zero to one Yeah, let me swap This looks like a team that gets into trouble Good thing I came along.
Hmm?
No.
No.
Mind yourself, Reinhardt.
You're still of use to me.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Ground.
Two.
Capture the objective.
Hold it together.
We haven't lost yet Watch out!
Iron, can you shoot me?
He's getting out the point!
Tracer will shoot me in the back.
He'll right, he'll right, he'll right.
Tracer behind Tracer behind What the fuck line Oh No one kept the point?
Bro, how much- Bro, this tracer got damaged?
Fucking- Are you guys?
I'm taking care of you.
Give me mine.
Come on team, let's push them out.
*Money's voice* *Money's voice* Come on Tion, I need help bro.
*Money's voice* Thank you bro, thanks for being here.
Bro...
the...
*Money's voice* The fucking treasure take too much of your time.
Yeah, jumping on me.
Bro, how is the treasure- Well, what I gonna do now?
I can kill everyone, man.
I killed two of my teammates.
Every of my teammates died.
I can't do everything!
Bro, this game is trash.
I can't kill EVERYONE! I have to nano consider it, don't die.
I've captured the objective.
We've been here.
Monkey over here.
I have the objective.
Where are you?
Bro, I can't kill everyone!
I don't know what this iPhone dude and I see you is doing.
Soldier 76, reporting for duty.
What I gonna do?!
I killed two people and everyone in my team died!
I killed two and everyone died!
I don't know how!
Tracer behind us She ran away.
Oh my fucking god!
Pharah get back in a fight!
Oh!
Bro, what is this game?
Bro.
My teammates are trash Yo iPhone what are you doing bro What are you doing bro This iPhone dude is fucking terrible, man.
I'm gonna avoid this motherfucker man Oh my fucking god I killed two people.
My teammates all die.
I killed three.
My teammates all die.
Only take their one people to kill everyone in our backline Eight and three.
God fucking damn it.
Prepare for battle.
Select your hero.
Who do we got on our team?
Who do we got on our team?
Alright, we don't got the same idiots.
I will not leave the peaceful world behind.
This looks like the best team in the solar system.
Five, four, three, five, one.
Objective unlocks in 30 seconds. Objective
unlocks.
Objective unlocks.
Objective unlocks.
I've got you.
Setting up best.
Hostiles have the lead.
Get it back.
I'm with you.
That is!
Ready for you!
Taking care of you.
Healing you.
We need to put a stop to their push.
Nerf this Tactual visor activated Nerf this Heroes never die I'm not finished.
We are outnumbered.
Protect the robots.
They're moving the barricade.
Taking damage.
Make yourself useful.
Let the Kitsune guide you!
The dragon becomes me!
I've got you in my sights.
Ouch!
I won't let you forth!
I'm on the door!
You're powered up!
Get in there!
Get out of my way!
The enemy moves.
We must stop them.
Who is in charge?
The Eye of Horus watches over you.
There they are.
Get ready.
We need fortified.
Robots ours!
Navigation adjusted. Enduring fire detected.
I'm a man on a mission.
Stay out of my way.
Pushing the barricade!
I have you.
Keep fighting.
It's just a scratch.
You'll be fine.
There exists Come here, folks.
That warms the bones.
My ultimate is ready.
Fuck man.
Activating self-destruct sequence.
Soldier on this one sucks.
Less odemic cheer.
My ultimate is charged.
Attack with me!
My blade is ready to be unleashed!
Fire at will!
with it yeah we got a trash tank You're all five.
Oh my god.
Another day, another battlefield.
Doctor's orders.
Let the Kitsune guide you!
I've got you in my sights.
Step inside.
See you live.
What number?
Come back, Myron.
Yeah, I'm back.
I just fucked that mouse and keyboard there.
Did I move appropriately?
Hit the wrong button.
They got a trash tank.
Bro I still can't get a kill?
What?
Bro what I gonna play?
Take cover!
I'm not going to move!
Careful!
We have our numbers!
Estimating self-destruct sequence!
I'm here!
Tactical visor activated.
What I got up late?
I got a fucking 207 tank.
Alright, I'm playing Baptiste from now on because our teammates are fucking garbage that we're getting now.
We're starting to get the idiots, bro.
Diego, what the fuck, went 4 and 6, bro.
Gonna need help with the damage, so I'm gonna play Baptiste.
This shit's pissing me off.
Fucking scrub.
Secondary DPS, man.
This kid is fucking garbage, man.
man, a Diego kid.
Fucking scrub, man.
Oh, man.
They made another video.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Why did I not play there?
Yeah, bro.
Our Zarya was trash.
Our Zarya was trash.
I don't know what the fuck she was doing.
Fuckin loser, bro. bro.
*sad music* Hm.
Another day, another day.
Bro, come up with a better thing, man.
What is this?
You think you're a funny man?
Yeah, so the past two or three games we've had the tank diff be crazy.
My tactical visor is charging him.
Happens, happens, happens.
These conditions are not optimal for experimentation, but they are optimal for attack.
I doubt an A is better.
Nah, an A is better.
I promise you.
Sure do.
Yeah, less pussies.
I promise you.
Hell nah.
I don't know about the better player, but the better keeper.
Don't die there, Marry.
Yeah, I'm backing up.
You're too forward, you're too forward.
Oh, you're a knight.
He can protect himself.
Okay, D.Va, defense him.
Okay, you have time to come back.
Rezzing.
He is returned to life!
You are completely healed.
Be careful.
A shot of health.
A shot of health.
Look how I think you get killed.
Keep us half.
Go Matrix.
Let's go.
That's just 5 points.
Don't die there!
Don't die there!
Come back!
They're gonna live.
Are you allowed for me?
Myron, you're not safe here.
Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down!
Kill me, Myron!
I got you but you're gonna heal me.
Huh?
The Farage won.
Justice reigns from above.
How about I try that again?
Fine, we hold this shit.
Eh, it's not bad.
Good mood.
I will go Ekno but I would like either Blab Swap or Hilari Swap so I can get killed in the air.
Thanks for the help!
Barrier has split!
Barrier has been overwhelmed!
You are completely healed!
Clearing the arm Can you stab me?
Go back Go back Go back go back Where are we coming now?
Heal!
Heal the tank!
- Trying. - There was a kill. - Keep trying.
Oh my god, I got it.
- Oh no, oh no. - Oh no. - They need to pop some ult here.
We don't need to die.
Pop it, pop it, please.
Marsh is low.
I got you.
They're only got a tank.
And they're here.
Come back to this.
You're completely healed.
Get into the field.
Look, she's 1 HP 1.
He's 30 damage.
It's a new.
I'm dead.
You're dead.
It's a new.
I killed you.
Okay.
I killed three.
The attack recommencing.
60 seconds or minutes.
That is never happening.
Up full.
Okay, so let's so let's go.
Heat check, affirmative.
Not to be active, but I believe they're fun.
Shurip for fong, shurip!
Face the sober!
Any second.
Oh!
Oh!
Potential!
Tacticalvisor after beginning.
What is that melody?
Winnable, 100% winnable.
He's legit winnable even if they push the 3 points.
Zero to one.
Yeah.
I fucking fell.
anyway.
We don't got a radar tank now.
We good.
Yeah, I love when my tanks die to air.
Like absolute air.
We just peek 5 people when we have no cooldowns.
No cover usage.
Just peek them, Burma.
Why are my healers not healing?
Why can't they keep me up when I'm being shot at by 5 people?
What is this?
Discord, dump the name.
it's just just cleanse me you disgust remember what we're fighting for link over his heart greetings to be done Hello?
Hello he-hello?
Hey there!
Hi there!
Hi!
Hello!
Greetings!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Attack, comments.
Capture, objective, aim.
Targeting hostile.
I need some healing guys.
Just go around the hands on the left.
I got no heal.
Diva, Diva, Diva.
He's going to die.
Yeah, there's no heal.
Come on.
Bro, what is this?
What is he doing?
Yo, man.
Let's ask you, guy, bro.
Yo, we've lost like three games in a row with him, by the way, on our team.
I don't know if you noticed that.
I don't remember him.
The healing is very low about Archon.
Archon doesn't really make sense.
Yeah, we don't need a jam, Aaron.
I think Zen is finding through orb.
Don't die, don't die!
We have a dive tank with double poke supports.
I got one.
Let's push, let's push.
Okay, they're down two now.
Okay, get the third, get the third.
They're down three now.
Can we push?
I got teammates?
Where's my teammates?
I killed three people, we still can push?
We have no tank.
What?
I killed three!
But we have no tank.
Tank is two people.
Your tank is two people.
don't forget that I'm on a team I'm on a team I'm on the team I'm not duplicating deep on what has to keep you alive Let's go, let's go, let's go.
It's okay, I'll be the tank, I'll be the tank.
Bro, I kill fucking three people on my- Yes, but it's tankless healer.
It's not like they just fall over.
This tank was just dying to nothing.
I mean, I guess I did have D.Va to counter him.
There's a monkey, but still.
You guys don't have a healer right now.
I'm on payload, so...
I'm fine.
Well, I'm fine, but...
*laughs* I think he's on the vice...
WHAT?!
You can't let them push them!
Get into the room!
Bro, I kill nobody?
Oh my god.
Yeah, there's a more to your luck, Peto.
Yeah, it's locked.
It's your left.
Mars one Help me Oh
All right All right, I think Yennefer is in here Oh Let's get her in so we don't play with this ASCII kit no more.
Holy fuck, man.
I'm pretty certain we've played with this ASCII kit like two or three games in a row.
Oh, that's why we've been losing.
Why is it a wide match?
What the fuck?
You played DPS, man?
Yeah, I can play DPS. That's fine.
So it's not a wide match.
I was trying to get my support up, but fuck it.
I only can play healer.
My tank and DPS are a white match.
I only can play healer.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Bro.
Yeah.
Why?
Oh, no.
I'm just reading the chat.
Why is a black girl and I can't be balanced in the universe?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Am I too feminine?
You need a fucking wretched black girl to balance me?
Thank you.
Rah. Rah. Rah. Rah. Rah. Rah. Rah. Rah. Rah.
Okay.
Okay.
If you want to work on your healing, I can swap to my other account.
Thank you.
I think this one's just too high.
Okay, yes.
Because you're both diamonds.
Yeah.
Yeah, because I'm diamond.
Shit, yeah.
Let's see.
If we don't get a game in like the next two or three minutes, yeah, we'll switch.
Okay.
Is it taking too long to get games?
Uh, just right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll be able to play.
Oh, we got a game.
Alright.
Prepare for battle.
Select your hero.
I know single, ma'am.
"I'm a single mom" Yeah, that song is super catchy.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Yeah, after this game we can switch to, uh...
We can switch, because I do want to practice on my Ana and my Baptiste.
Yeah, that's fine.
Because that one's plat.
I think Chinaman likes playing DPS and tank.
I'm good.
Oh my god.
I gotta switch my VPN too.
Yeah never seen, I get 260.
Oh!
I got sniped.
They got a widow.
Be careful.
Oh, thank you.
Nice.
She's dead.
Thanks.
Joker Queen coming at you.
I'm taking the robot.
There's Joker Queen behind you.
Yeah, I got- I got nothing.
There's an enemy here!
Ouch!
I'm Detective!
Tightening your position!
I see an enemy here!
There are your conditions!
Thunder Queen Week!
Thunder Queen Week next to you, Winston!
No more!
Zen Melton!
Junker Queen weak!
Junker Queen dead!
Widow!
Widow!
Venture!
Venture weak!
Venture one!
Bitch, get fucking rocked!
Alright, let's go.
We got this.
Moira over there?
Good finish, good finish, bro.
Moira diff is gonna be crazy on this game.
You have one killer.
Coming back.
Oh, shit, Widow!
Widow weak, Widow weak in their corner.
Widow weak in the corner.
Junker weak!
Junker one!
Junker one!
Zen weak!
This fucking Widowmaker, bro.
She looking at me, but I can res it.
Thank you.
I gotta go.
You need to work on your strife, Miron.
Oh, she looking at me again.
Got ball on me?
Damn.
Yeah, you need to work on your strength, Meyer.
Too bad.
That wasn't it, bro.
I just- I just was- she just saw me and I talked to her with us.
Yeah, but why he can't kill you every time?
Not us.
We need a Rumble.
You are not saved here I've got you in my sights Stay out of my way.
Hello.
Where's she at?
I don't even know where she at.
I see her.
I see her.
Ball on me.
Ball is weak, boy.
Ball is one.
Don't care about her.
Let them be.
You're not fast like that.
You're not fast like that.
No one pushing payload, no one pushing payload Dude don't stand on that Come on!
Damn, they went Kree.
Yeah, I accept the hard one now.
They switched off.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
Oh, it's on the bus.
Everyone, heal us.
We can't let them keep pushing.
Ball on me in the back.
Don't fly up!
Don't fly up!
Pressure one!
Ball's the last one.
One shot on that ball.
Let's go!
These kids are fucking trash!
Someone's up top.
I think it's Kree.
Yup.
He's one.
He's one.
He dropped down.
He's one.
Good finish.
I'm moving ball.
I mean, sorry.
Uh, point.
I'm taking high ground over here.
Ball coming y'all, ball coming y'all.
Oh, goodness.
Sojourn needs help.
Ball one!
Dead!
Getting runned out.
We're in behind y'all a week!
McCreion!
McCreion!
Robot!
I'm on fire!
Fucking gold, man.
These are trash.
I'm on this Winston.
I'm on this Winston.
I ought to be ready for you Cree behind
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Mercy Oh Oh I can't get away with this.
Or I don't think you're making it back Breaking them down Over there!
Monkey up top.
Monkey up top.
Half.
Monkey is weak.
Monkey is weak.
McCree won.
I'm on the monkey.
Watch when I'm weakening!
That ulti was fucking ulti Bitch just aims at the floor I've seen tougher spots Enemy detected!
Enemy has our robot!
Not for long!
Not for long!
Okay, go D.Va man Soldier?
Sojourn won?
Got Q. More one, more one, more one.
You're lying, man.
She was one.
She was, man.
She was.
Oh!
Somebody heal them.
I'm fine.
I'm moving the robot.
Two minutes, one minute.
You have one healer up in the front if you want to be.
Where's my shit I I'm on fire!
Careful about your positions Kill me, kill me I am!
No, our soldier is getting ulted on by a monkey in the back Here go Jeeva monkey Go D.Va, go D.Va, go D.Va!
Go D.Va, win-win!
Please Good choice or Moga whatever Oh, they got a Widow again!
They got a Widow again!
She's weak.
I can't heal you!
Can I rest anyone?
Uh, nevermind.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's an enemy by my calculations.
Oh, forget it!
Let's move!
Leave the row on over there.
10 seconds remaining.
Don't push panel!
The Smoky just sold all time every time though.
Die Maren, die die die die die.
Just die, just die.
You're wasting time, Maren.
You're wasting time.
Yeah, you're gonna respawn slower than us.
Play safe.
Don't play for picks, play for ults.
I'm here with you guys, don't worry.
We're still fighting.
Bro, I shift!
Where's my shift?
Monkey is Lucas.
Monkey going.
Jake Helix on them.
Push!
Push!
Help!
Help!
Great Helix again!
Keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing!
Fucking stupid Anticarex going on.
We won.
Good stuff, man.
That was a frustrating game, but we still won.
Good stuff, Sojourn.
Yeah, like how close all our damage is Tried to help I was like, no, soldier, no, don't die.
Bro, he literally just chased me, man, like the whole way.
Fucking scrub bro Um, fuck it I'll just queue up as both We'll see whenever we get the faster match.
Oh, nice.
Let me do this shit now while I can.
You have a pen I can use?
Thank you, Angie.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What the hell?
Might have canceled.
I'm sorry about that.
It's all good.
- I think it did good. - I think it did good. - Where did Chinaman go?
I don't know.
Where he went?
Did he lag out?
I don't know.
Did he say how high his ping was?
He said something about it was low because when you came in I keep trying to tell them we're on that Florida swamp connection.
They don't understand.
Are you in Florida as well?
Yeah.
Cool.
We're just higher up.
We're in the Space Coast.
Gotcha, gotcha.
The hillbilly area.
I mean, it has country to it, but it depends on where you go, I guess.
Needle said he wants to play.
Needles, you're on?
All right, let me see here.
I don't know why you scrub.
This is, for some of y'all wondering, this is...
This is Sneeko's cameraman.
He trashed, but we gonna play with him.
Needles, you there?
Yo, yo, yo, man.
Damn, hold up.
All right, cool, I'm ready.
All right.
I didn't mean to do that.
I didn't mean to unlock that shit.
All right, I guess we'll go in.
I don't know where China man is
I don't know where China is.
Oh, he did?
Alright.
Send me an invite.
Yeah, he said, please!
He said, I'm back.
Oh, it won't let us play.
What the fuck?
It might be...
Yeah, I'll go swap my VPN there.
Alright, I think someone's account is too...
Let me see here.
I saw Yennefer gonna swap to Double Agent.
Yeah, I may have to swap to my other account.
I can do that.
I'll be right back.
Alright.
Pfft.
Boo.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yo, can you guys send an invite?
I don't have double agent.
You don't?
I might not have double agent.
I think you do.
Oh no, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is she in?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
There you are.
Alright.
It's the one that let me play through.
Alright, that's fine.
Hey, I can't play anything else.
I can't play anything else.
Well, prepare your defenses.
Select your hero.
Yo Needles, you there?
He's in chat, but I don't know why the fuck he's not talking, scrub.
Go on to team chat.
He's nine, chat.
He's nine.
He's nine.
I will not leave the peaceful world behind.
You want to get to have a bird following now?
Uh, he's not enchantment.
Hey, Buncher, you said you're, uh, Diamond, uh, Ray?
Shoot me a, um...
Shoot us your battle tag I'm gonna go to the next level
*Gunshot* Balls coming in on you guys!
I'm gonna be on you guys.
You guys are really anti.
Can Raz Bastion?
Fall on me.
Tracer on me I hit her once Don't shake a man Don't peek.
Do you see your health?
Yeah, don't peek.
Don't peek.
Get out of there, Maren.
get out of there Then you just leave that boomer yeah, I didn't have When you sleep her, you told me.
Save your sleep for the ball.
Yeah, save your sleep for the ball every time.
So you don't get picked by the ball, so you can heal the tank now.
If you lock the ball, you don't have time to heal your tank That ball is actually on now Fled them, or we were fled Need help on the ball Get out of there, man!
Get out of there!
I am on fire!
I feel alive!
Heroes never die.
AHHHHH!
The beam must have got off for a second.
Can you arrest me?
I can try for a second.
No, soldiers are protecting you.
You're powered up.
Get in there.
Bro, these guys are gonna be chasing after me.
You're putting crazy pressure on me, bro.
Ball and Tracer are always coming after me.
You just did.
They're attacking you, good man.
Needles, you're trashed, nigga.
How you throwing three?
Die, bro.
I'm gonna stay with you, though.
Switch to hog.
They're attacking me.
Ball on point I go out on my turn Just us.
We gotta get out.
I have you.
Keep fighting.
We're chasing you.
We're chasing you.
Come back out, soldier.
He's left.
He ain't outside.
Fuck him up.
Good shit.
Ball one.
Ball dead.
Ball dead.
Alright, this is where we hold these scrubs, man.
Tracer right side You two come back a bit I am unwrapped.
Basha, come out, man.
I see.
We're outnumbered.
Be careful.
We're outnumbered.
Be careful.
He check.
Affirmative.
He's outside. He's outside.
He's the health pack.
She's on you guys.
Hit her once.
Don't follow me, Mercy.
Don't follow me So your talk got me Bro, how?
Soul Drop Top got me.
on high ground.
Tracer recalled.
I got the runner and I'm dead Yeah, if you heal me just stay where you're safe and heal me I won't die.
I promise you.
I'm back behind.
Myron, don't go in there!
Don't go in there Where's the dead Yeah, if you want to help my just open your scope as they were these safe Don't go by yourself.
Yeah just stay here and open scope and you can do it.
I'm strong.
Taking care of you.
I'm in here.
String.
Enemy contact.
I want to get you on the weapon.
Oh.
You're a soldier of power?
Yeah I think so.
I've got you in my sights.
*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Yeah, he got me though No healers *Mario's voice* Arisalo Oh, jeez *Mario's voice* I'm not finished I also can die!
was I can die push push push Get that honor.
nice nice where is the dead They're on point.
You're powered up.
Get in there.
I still dropped up.
I still have some fight in me.
I still have some fight in me.
I still have some fight in me.
Just die and point, die and point if you need to.
Go point, go point, go point, no one push!
Oh my god.
No one going to point.
We got it to last minute, it's fine.
We'll push it way further than them.
Zero to three.
Switching sides. Switching sides.
Switching sides.
On top of that belt, I guess...
Is!
I will not leave a peaceful world behind.
So do take it personally when I get the most kills, okay?
Helping those in need is its own reward.
Yeah!
My tactical visor is charging.
Whoa!
That gun must do a ton of DPS Five four three two one attack Alright.
No, no, no, no.
Select them.
Anti.
Kill them.
Tracer behind us, bro.
Fucking bitch.
Why you leave me, man?
Didn't mean to leave you.
Our um...
I killed double healers!
Bro...
This is so difficult...
I'm sorry...
I wanted to help Myron.
He was low.
What the fuck?
There's a soldier?
We're all up there.
I don't know please.
*Squeak* more one dead chat chat the paycheck
I'm ready to finish stop the truck sequence wipe them out payload mobilizing vile driver tracer behind you Tracer behind you, Bastion.
Tracer behind me.
What's fucked up?
She's gonna have a pulse bomb, so get ready.
They have Zarya now?
I hear her.
Why doesn't that do that?
Why does it should have flew past you your product Get in there.
We don't want you to die, bro.
Tactical visor activated.
Nice, Matrix.
Nice fucking Matrix.
Hold her behind.
Lover coming in.
Folder up top.
behind us right now.
Found an enemy!
I'm pushing payload while you guys chase that soldier.
Get out, take him out.
Yeah, Yennefer, just don't follow where I go.
Just stay where it is safe.
If I die, I die.
You don't die, okay?
Help me!
I'm here!
keep fighting bracer behind Anti-hilt, force the recall.
*Squeak* *Squeak* I don't see the widow If you guys see the Widow, just pin.
I will kill her.
I don't know where he is.
Ugh.
I won't give in.
10 seconds remaining.
Team, stop the payload.
Ha!
Oh, let's go back, let's go back.
Okay.
Never mind, never mind, you're gonna die there.
has reached the chicken.
I'll keep you up.
He was like, can't...
Oh, here, first, first.
Tracer on me We need to heal the point in the hill Yeah, I need heals on point.
Yeah!
No, no, the Tracer took too much of your guys' time.
The Widow got me.
The Widow sucked me from their spawn.
Oh, fuck!
You'll have to try that on and dance.
It's weird I'll take a two-star with fucking Trissor, take a two-much hour time.
Catch you later.
There's a Tracer running through guys, yo.
I'm not a f***ing guy.
I got some heal!
Bro!
I- What the- What the- Try to get Doomfist Antile the man Power down Please, just recoup And Miren stay with the needles We good Okay?
New deals, new deals I can't do more I only can do so much I can't do so much Stand up straight.
We're outnumbered.
Be careful.
You're welcome.
You're powered up.
Get in there.
Slip the tracer right here.
Tracer behind.
He's one.
Myron, don't watch the tracer, please.
What's the point?
First army Focus Doom, Focus Doom, Focus Doom.
Doom is dead, but...
Doom dead?
Tracer.
Let's fucking go.
Oh, what the fuck?
Alright.
Round three.
They are probably gonna have that Widow for this next one too.
Yeah, can I go Diva or Winston on this?
Yeah, I'll just go Diva.
Yeah.
This is so hard, man.
Ugh.
I will not leave the peaceful world behind.
You need to stop, Jack.
This crusade is getting out of hand.
How many times have you told me that?
How many times have I been wrong?
Safety's off.
It's a cruel world out there.
Take out Tracer.
Yeah, just trying to protect my...
My Marin can heal you.
Because the Tracer go for Marin and you can get healed.
And our whole team just break.
One attack commencing Escort covering you Oh, you must like this Railroad secured, let's move Stand up straight Taking damage Racers on me already Recall shren back I can't see you D.Va.
Come out to the middle Run!
Run!
I heal needles a little bit.
I still have some fight in me.
60 seconds remaining.
I keep it up.
Slap the tracer.
Yo I'm on point, I'm on point.
I'm on point with just the two healers.
Let's go man, let's f*cking go.
No one.
May behind, may behind, may behind, may behind.
Deva, can you go for me?
May behind.
Stand point, stand point.
Oh shit.
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
He's won, he's won!
Oh my f...
Where the fuck did she go?
You're powered up.
Get in there.
Get on point, get on point.
I nanoed the reaper so he was able to fight them off a bit longer.
Oh my god!
Yay!
Oh my god, bro.
I want a- For a number!
They try!
Oh, defeat!
Play of the game.
Oh my god, no!
Ten and five.
God fucking damn it.
Angie, can you... ...to him?
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
I will not leave a peaceful world behind.
Angie, what time do we get into LA? What time do we get into LA? Friday in the morning, right?
Friday morning Five four three two one Round one, capture the objective.
*Gunshot* Please It's a magical tracine Let's push him out
go that's all i needed oh we got victims Prepare for battle.
select your hero I will not leave a broken world behind Stay close.
I can't heal you if you stray.
Fighting battles at such a young age.
I hope you remember to take time for yourself.
Sometimes, but I have so much to do.
That's always the excuse.
One.
Round one.
Capture the objective.
Reporting for duty.
Stay away of your needs.
You're right.
They have a Kree.
Slug them.
The objective is now...
Oh, behind me.
All my Kree on the left.
Behind us, Kree Control that point Stand up straight YouTube and A Mesa, Kree Control that point Stand up straight YouTube and A Mesa, carrying a point I'm carrying a point I'm in the middle, ready for action I'm near, keep fighting
No I'm trying Time to advise her out Already?
Jesus.
You can rest, you can rest.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll keep you up.
You got Shadrack, you got Shadrack, you got Shadrack.
Hey guys.
He slept, he slept.
What are you?
It's okay, just take cover.
Come to me Myron, come to me.
I'm safe.
Look at my face.
Oh, that's far.
Far left, far left.
Oh, I see him, I see him.
Good call, good call.
Guess what, motherfucker?
Let him sleep over there.
I'm coming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Holy shit, that Reinhardt's a retard.
That's not...
He was that mad.
They coming for everybody up there.
I saw you hitting me, Mairi I was, but the Reinhardt got in the way I'm arrestable, I'm arrestable, I'm arrestable Oh boy!
Get in point, get in point, get in point, get in point.
Ryan's coming for you.
How?
Why is this Ryan?
It's not resable now!
I'm not gonna get out.
I might as well just die.
I should've jumped.
Bro, what I gotta change?
What kind of fucking hero can I use?
Counter this fucking twirling heart.
I can't!
Oh, he's full sent.
Yeah, we lose, we lose, we lose.
Next one, next one, next one.
I have to play by myself.
Stand behind me, friends!
There's my lucky hammer!
Aha!
I'm holding it!
If anybody asks, I was never here.
No!
Five, four, three, two, one.
I'm gonna kill everyone.
It is not over yet.
We can turn this around.
Grumble Kid doesn't suck dick this round.
We got it They have a turret Far right or far left.
The turret.
Oh, swing on him!
Yeah, I was gonna say Die I've got you not missing Listen, no fucking shots on the scope.
There's the enemy!
I have you.
Keep fighting.
Oh, Baron!
What the fuck?
Reloading reloading reloading Heroes never die!
He's anti-Native.
Let's go, Ryan!
Let's go, Ryan!
Make her play!
Make her play!
Let's fucking go!
and he got slept what Mercury on the right.
I see him, I see him.
Ryan needs to look back up.
Kara's back.
Oh god!
Ow, I threw my fucking nade at myself.
I go out on my turns.
I'll keep you up.
Covering you.
I'm on fire.
There's the enemy.
Don't do it around the bridge.
A dancing objective.
I got you.
Alright, I'm not following you.
Okay, never mind.
mine yes I am We got you.
Big nade!
Big nade!
Let's fucking go!
Give me the reaper, the nano, so you don't lose that duel.
Let's fucking go.
They got destroyed that round.
Let's fucking go.
Yeah, we're not sure when I go for the Pharah.
Yeah, yeah.
You needed to go.
I need to go?
No, the Pharah.
No.
Oh, you're the Terminator.
You need to kill.
I'm the dog eater.
Your job.
That's your job.
Kill, just kill everything.
My old friends!
This is going to be delightful!
What is this goo vest?
Right.
Round three.
Capture the objective.
This is it.
You know your jobs.
Ash.
Smash up top.
I bet that's the Kree.
No!
Ash got me from behind, from up top.
She's on the high ground.
She's on the high ground, be careful.
She's still up there.
Thank you, Angela.
Go point, go point.
I can't res our tank I had a team Oh no, I have nine seconds.
What the fuck?
Just drop Just go in.
Ash shoot me.
Ash shoot me.
Fuck!
Ash on the fucking right hand side, man.
Fuck!
I am trying to heal.
Myron, your position.
I play around the cover.
Anyone gonna shoot you, you can stay back on the cover.
You can't die first.
I ran you.
I ran you.
on that He's getting возвращ Kay
I was low on help.
Yeah, yeah.
Bruh.
Yeah, we may be GG. Just don't die first.
Cut your ball.
Tactical visor activated.
clearing arm *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* I got pinned but I got the res *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* This Ryan is one above you guys.
He's not here.
He's above you guys weak.
Yeah, Myron, don't die now.
I'm coming back.
You guys got a mercy.
Yeah, we can't afford to lose you now, man.
Please.
I keep your eyes.
Okay, thanks.
Cry one, cry one.
Kitsune no kagizume wo takihamate!
Enough whining.
I need you oh I'm still touching her No, no, no.
We lose.
I can't do too much.
Enough, Bob.
Defeat.
They are killing my team.
It's faster than I can to kill them.
Bye bye.
Play of the game.
Are we 11 and 6 or is it 12 and 6?
I have the check.
As you can see, there I went dying to her.
I have the check.
Why not?
Let me check.
Eight.
Nine.
Ten.
Eleven.
Eleven, right?
Yeah.
Eleven and six.
Okay, that's what I got here.
select your hero our tank from the last match is on the other team I will not leave the peaceful world behind.
Battle draws near.
Ready yourselves.
Intrepid explorers, it's time to get to work!
You can't take Talon down by yourself, Jack.
Maybe not, but then...
I've always liked being the underdog.
Five.
...four...
...three...
...two...
...one.
Attackers incoming!
Over there!
Don't fret.
I see it.
Make yourself useful.
Here to help!
Here to assist!
Ah, oof.
This will cut the pain.
Healing you.
I'm here.
Keep fighting.
Taking care of you.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Bro, what?!
time no no, our is on our own he's dead just pocket me mercy just pocket me Who are logging on?
Fuck anybody else, please.
Nuh uh.
They're all looking at me.
Enemy here!
Enough whining.
You're fine.
Slap the, slap the fucking um...
You're powered up!
Get in there.
Get out of my way or I'll run you and do it.
I don't have anything to do with you I keep you up That really helps Don't touch, I see you They're pushing the payload, not there!
Halo, stop there!
How about you?
Heroes never die I am unraped Sorry I'm chasing our baby D.Va Justice, rain, fire!
She slapped her.
She's laughing We're outnumbered.
Aggressible, aggressive.
Still got her.
Spara, one shot!
Tactical visor activated.
Follow me, Jell.
Keep following me.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to, but they blocked me.
They're body blocking.
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch.
They win this, they don't got DPS. Push up, man.
What are y'all doing?
I don't know what the fuck our D.Va and them are doing, bro.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Jesus, D.Va got in front of you.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Can we get off D.Va?
I would get off the end yet.
Anti, you're anti. you're anti.
Oof.
Ash here.
You're powered up.
Get in there.
You had to do this and don't die.
He's got him.
But he's dead.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Ana?
There's a Zarya there?
They went bashed.
I gotcha, I'm gonna turn with you, I'm gonna turn.
*Mario's voice* I need you.
*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* No bitch, hold on me!
*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* That warms the moment!
Cree behind?
I hear a Kree.
I don't think he's in front, I don't think he's behind.
Or is it Ashe?
Alright.
I'm on fire! I'm on fire!
I'm on fire!
Oh, shit!
Help everyone heal us!
I'm a man on a mission.
Stay up!
I'm on fire!
I'm on fire!
Oh, shit!
Help everyone heal us!
I'm a man on a mission.
Stay up!
I'm a man on a mission.
Stay up!
Stay up! Stay up!
Of course it would.
And I'm hindered.
Except Myron heals.
*I'm sorry* Myron heals.
A little bit funny.
He only got Myron heals.
He does nades.
The nades are great.
Oh my god, Leno.
Oh my god, he's angry.
Bro.
Careful, I have more of them.
Happy to assist.
Get back fast.
Come back with a nano right now.
That anti.
She was about to throw her javelin.
All right.
Bob, I trust.
I'm healing the bomb right now Slept the Arisa Arisa behind you Zarya Wow That was super, super, super purple.
I mean, don't try your luck.
Score.
Zero to three.
Switch.
Switching sides.
That's fine.
We just gotta push it faster than them, which we can do.
They suck.
Yeah, this second... this second...
I'm gonna play Baptiste, bro.
This secondary DPS sucks, man.
Houdini, trash man.
Another day, another battlefield.
Locked and loaded.
Who's ready to get this done?
Alright, y'all wanna see me do some DGS?
Y'all wanna see ya right now.
I'm not relaxed.
I just make everything look easy.
Safety first.
Taking down enemies?
First and a half.
This Bordini could fucking suck.
How does the second DPS have double your DPS band?
The fuck are you doing?
Incredible.
I gotta come and help because you suck.
Oh man!
Isn't it behind the payload?
I'm with you, but Zafaro's looking too.
Okay, can't do anything about that.
Okay.
Fucking boot me off the map, bro.
She pulled me off Look at the other way Spiral one, good finish Oh my god, I'm cheating Push the pedal, push the pedal Careful, they have a hog now behind you
no hug.. no hug.. no hug.. i need heal..
i need heal.. i need heal.. i'm coming
back in.. i need heal..
i need heal..
Heroes never die.
I'm with you.
My ultimate is almost charged.
They have sights.
They have sights on corner.
Why you pop on them?
Because I thought we were going to do more, but it's fine.
Get mine fast.
Thanks for the help.
You are completely healed.
Fire!
Boom!
The MP has to be the worst.
I'm the cream of the crop.
The cream of the Widdick.
You're the best.
The alertness!
Let them out!
No Myron!
No Myron!
Come!
Get in here!
Damage boost me!
I tried to heal you and then you did the strike thing and then you went up and the beam went gone and then Ash got me I was.
Just you put the pillars and the beam goes away.
One dead on your team.
Good stuff.
Tap!
Oh my god!
Yo, Ashes won!
Ashes won!
Don't die!
That's you and me, don't- Another go, maybe?
Over here, I am fully focused!
We're gonna move the payload or what?
Ooh, you're purple. you're purple.
Sigma weak.
Alright, I can rest behind the pillars.
I know.
They're gonna come chasing me.
I need help.
There's one shot.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Push in and she'll still fucking- I think two of them alive, I think.
Push up top.
She low.
oh Biotic healing ready for you.
Where's my tank?
Bro, where's my tank?
He's over here.
Bro, push!
no sorry I push let them out Let him sleep.
Myron, go back to the point, Myron!
The position is so fucked.
Ah, big purple.
Reservable, reservable, reservable.
Big purple.
Of course.
He would pull me out of this guy.
Sombra, trying to say name them.
Trying to say name them.
Yeah, just trying to see Nainam.
Well, don't get caught trying to see Nainam.
Okay.
He just taken a lot of damage.
Sa se qu'il es kip son d'or.
Is this the...
What?
I've lost an enemy here.
Oh no.
Come here.
That's fair.
You miscultriles will consume everything.
Round up here.
But no, you didn't keep your bike.
You're retreating.
It's happening.
It was totally fielded more Resable?
Alright.
Round 2. Complete. Score. 3 to 3. Switching sides.
*Gunshot* Alright, Myron.
Do you feel better?
Um...
Yeah, man.
I fucking, um...
We had to...
We needed that extra damage, though.
Another day, another battlefield.
No, no, no, I mean your body.
You still sick the other day.
Something has to change.
Yeah, I feel better, yeah.
I do now.
I went to the gym earlier.
All that traveling.
Hit the gym.
Sorry.
I got something.
I hit the gym.
Battle draws near.
Ready yourselves.
Medical?
Red flag.
You're medical.
You're red flag.
Yeah.
Sorry.
This is my nurse account, I guess.
Don't tell anyone.
Attackers incoming.
Oh shit, they got Hanzo.
Oh, I want monkey on you guys.
Oh, they went monkey.
That's right, I'm on him.
He's one.
Tactical termination.
Yeah, just keep hitting me.
Um, I don't know if the tank is resable.
Made miracles happen.
Maintain your authority.
Don't miss him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
You're doing good?
I'm fine.
Mercy weak.
Ten seconds.
Keep her tank up.
Bottom up.
Stay inside the field.
Can't beat.
Everyone feeling better?
Come on.
Meet your state.
Tidal visor activated.
Let's go!
Yeah, she came out right at you.
Yeah, I saw you back in the corner.
To three switching sides br- br- brady Cooper Hmm Another day another
battlefield I'm sorry.
Stick together!
Let me take the hits!
Ooh, this one has teeth.
Rawr!
Safety first.
Taking down enemies?
First and a half.
You're with Overwatch now?
I thought you didn't do commitment.
You know I'm full of surprises.
Could you surprise them by planting a few bugs for me?
Even for you, sweetheart, I have to pass.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attack, commencing.
Sixty seconds remaining.
Feeling better?
I'm getting here.
Demotology field deployed.
Holy shit.
Ah!
Oh, I guess one.
Junk is dead.
He's back three right here on point.
He's spinning the hammer because he sucks.
Holy shit, he already got visor.
Let's go.
I'm the damn Terminator.
Good shit.
Their hog will give me the visor in one minute.
Yeah, hog feeds, bro.
You're super sauce.
Damn sauce.
I've got you in my sights.
Couldn't have.
I got fucked up, man.
That girl said a Terminator.
Melted.
Either cheating or carrying your mercy.
Wow.
That's how I'm boosting you.
Bro.
Bro.
Different account.
Who this?
I am cheating.
What is that?
- What is that, 12 and six?
- Today though. - 12 and six, right?
Yeah, yeah, Maroon.
The chat sale looks so pissed off, Maroon.
Thank you.
I think Myron just tired.
A little bit.
Woke up at 10pm.
Yeah, 10pm.
Stream.
Dream.
Overwatch.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Gwande never stop.
No, no, no, man.
Which cha?
Let me look.
We deserve less.
It's a girl profile looking.
The name is a waiters of less For those of you that are wondering what I mean right now
I'm eating some Quest protein chips is what I'm eating.
Each bag has pretty good macros, 19 grams of protein.
Chips?
5 grams of carbs.
Yeah, it's protein chips.
I don't know if y'all got them in China.
I'll be right back.
We got protein bars.
Yeah, I don't think I've got these.
Yeah, I cook for myself, for proteins, something like that.
Yeah, I don't think I've got I don't think I've got these.
Welcome to O-East.
Prepare for battle.
select your hero damn they're not on the other team Yeah, we won that because our tank wasn't trash.
We had a shitty tank that time.
The last game that we lost.
He was on the other team.
Tank?
On the other team, yeah.
Still the fastest gun in the New West.
Yeah, Ana Diety.
Dude is trash.
Helping those in need is its own reward Five three Oh, Maren, you gotta get this.
Let's make a walk-in march.
Oh yeah.
I'm only human *Bad* Bro, I'm jump down!
Woah, yeah?
Okay?
Followed you If I tried Yeah, I should have this jump down I think I'm here last Okay, yeah, I just watched you just drop it Tracer got me two dead on her team though We should have that You my camera?
I didn't Our hog is by himself Yeah, okay.
They're attacking the point.
You're going to be slapped.
Oh, hey, where are we going?
Everyone's feeling better?
Now go fast.
Feeling more powerful?
This will help you.
They're chasing you, soldier.
What?
Our tank is...
Okay All right, let's go Oh You got a shot, she got a shot All right, that was bad window, that was bad window, that was bad window
We must try to do it, deploy Let's go, let's go.
Alright, I'm running our other DPS. I made it work though.
I can't see you in there.
Bruh, we win this!
Come on!
only run And just pop me Are you back in for the hell I'm a high ground Okay.
Feeling better?
Step right up.
Pop me.
Oh, they're piranha.
She was just accepting her fate.
Yeah, she didn't want to get started.
Smart.
Oh, thanks, Gomp. Gomp.
Oh, I'm getting there, Moira. Moira.
This Reinhardt's a scrub.
Good finish.
Good now.
No dealer, don't come back.
Now you don't!
My heart's still beating.
Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with
a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window.
More 1-1-1-1, Maren.
He got no faith.
He got no faith.
Oh no.
That right, no.
Oh, he's coming at me.
Stay near the immortality field.
You're looking at me.
F*cking wrong, man.
Off angle.
Did you see the power of off angle, Yennefer?
Hmm?
Yeah, the power of it is off angle.
You and me, we're off angle the sh*t out of the team. - I'm gonna show the shit out of their team. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why they think you're carrying me, because I'm pocketing you.
They're like, oh yeah, for her to get- for him to get pocketed?
He's gotta be carrying her.
Yeah, we definitely did VioDuo.
And my Javelin is shot.
They don't know what to do.
Allow me to refill the Asuma.
I got a block hit?
One?
It's so hard not to want to heal other people.
Round two.
Capture the objective.
Let's go.
I don't know what Arisa's doing, but...
Can I do what we're gonna do?
Alright.
Me and Arisa are coming right now.
They went MAGA! Someone has to keep you alive.
Maga is focusing me.
Much better.
Oh my god.
My mercy is high.
We need to add on my mercy.
Alright, I'll switch.
Okay.
Yeah, we need to add on my mercy.
Alright.
Not gonna have as much damage.
So...
You just need to anti heal them out there.
I will not leave a peaceful world behind.
I'm here.
Keep fighting.
Whoa, Samba behind me.
Samba again.
Go in point.
Go in point.
I'm on point, I'm on point Yeah, I'm okay Back up, back up, back up I'm hacked I'm cheating, I'm cheating Oh, got you.
Enemy contact.
I'm cheating I'm hurting their confidence They got hog, they got hog now.
He's anti-naiden.
Alright.
Uh, I gotta go high brown.
Our tank is walled up.
Ah, he was anti too.
I got milk.
Do these.
Thank you, Mercy.
I'm trying.
Oh my god, I'm cheating.
Target's locked.
I'm cheating.
Follow me.
I'm a legit cheater.
Oh my god, I'm gonna get hooked.
I'm weaving.
He's so bad.
I'm weaving.
My movement.
You can touch me.
I'm going high ground.
I'm on high ground.
Oh my god.
No hook.
Oh, I'm on Rana.
I appreciate what you're doing.
Following soldier.
I'm on fire.
No, Moira got me.
Fuck.
More behind y'all, man.
More on point, more on point!
I'm over.
Oh my god, I'm cheating!
I got 67 assists.
I got 60% accuracy.
Oh no.
Honestly, we went away What the fuck man We have 13 man I Yep, I just increased it.
Nice pocket, Jennifer.
Oh my god, that's the best match I have all night.
You're very welcome.
I will do my best.
Bep, bep, bep, bep, bep, bep.
Traveling to Ikenlo.
Oh look, we got the same tank.
He did get his witch of staying in the same group.
I'm going into team.
Yup.
Hmm.
Another day, another battlefield.
Remember, if you want me to heal you, stand very still.
But also, avoid their bullets.
I've learned a lot from my experiences.
Let's go, Marn.
We're on defense.
I'm in.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Attackers incoming.
Defend objective A.
Hey, adventure.
I really don't know where to go.
I'm going high ground.
Alright, I'll see you up there.
Careful, Marin.
Don't stand in still You're going too far tanked Back up a little bit.
All right, he has ult.
Help him, help him, hug him.
Oh, we need to run, we need to run.
Run to this car minor.
Oh!
Calm down, tank.
Oh no!
That just knocked the pillar!
I lost on my crew.
I didn't mean that.
I got fingered ease.
Goddammit.
Now you only need to...
Damn, I'm only gonna be with you.
gotcha he's easy with the harsher penalties I would leave any damn game He probably lagged out.
Well, our tanks now.
I'mma res it though.
If I can.
Oh, what the?
Why was he there?
This Reinhardt is trash.
Bro, what are you what are you doing?
You're looking at me?
*Gunshot* Mario on one, man.
I got it.
Touch, touch!
Yeah, we touched it.
Percy behind him.
Mine is one.
Follow me.
Okay.
Yeah Maybe.
You jump down and I wouldn't put myself out of place.
Ash is one!
Ash is one!
Good finish!
I got Reaper on you.
Die!
He would.
They all went up top for you?
Yup.
Yeah.
That's a bull never mind.
Ha!
No.
Okay watch for the body.
I got visor.
Okay.
You're still up top.
While you're on me, behind me.
We're really holding these kids four and five, bro.
No, I just got it.
Oh, Ash is far.
I'm coming, guys.
Undyne.
I want to go home.
Careful!
We're outnumbered!
Resable?
Resable?
I got it!
Round of healing!
Just run I kind of need your pocket Well, I kind of...
Got shattered.
Really?
The immortality should have...
I really need you to pocket me more.
Yeah, I really need you to pocket me more.
Oh, we got separated.
I just couldn't get back to you.
You're so far away.
Bruh, easy?
What they're talking about?
Another day, another battlefield. .
Stay close.
I can't heal you if you stray.
I'm empowering you.
My turn.
Safety first.
Taking down enemies, first and a half.
Checking in.
Take care of each other out there.
Right.
Four and five, we stole.
You're gonna be with him and I'm gonna be with- You'll be with the same.
I had beam on you.
You did it, you did it.
Oh my god.
I'm going to go.
Oh, they wanna win.
Oh my god, they wanna win 4 win 5.
Oh my god, they also want to win Right Oh my god *Want to be a game that we're
in* *Want to be a game that we're in* *Want to be a game that we're in* *Want to be a game that we're in* *Want to be a game that we're in* He lost Myron I think.
Yeah.
Fucking loser of Molten Core.
Fucking lame-ass character.
Fly around, just come to me.
Oh, I was trying to give him some off-heels.
We're four on five.
You can't help me.
I just died I'm shooting the sword I'm shooting
the sword *Gunshot* Oh, that's stupid.
I don't know why I'm... I don't know why I'm...
I don't know why I'm...
Never had it!
Is everyone getting better?
Helden sterben nicht!
Oh my God...
I got another window...
Heroes never die.
Here with a Q.
I'm about to pop this window.
Y'all ready?
Of course.
Well, we go after the healer, because...
I don't like we can go anywhere.
Bro, those kids are fucking garbage.
This kid said Glock.
This Glock kid said easy when he went eight and seven.
Four on fucking five, you fucking scrub.
Another go, maybe.
Special.
defeat.
*Squeak* Play of the game Kid went eight and seven
bro *thud* And you know what I'm gonna do?
Hold on, I'm gonna make sure I fucking...
Let me make sure I fucking avoid him as a teammate so we don't get him on our team so I can fuck his ass up next game.
Fucking scrub.
Bro.
I don't know what happened with their life.
Bro.
They win a game, 4 and 5, and do the less damage and die the most in one game.
They're happy.
Oh my god.
Yeah, the last game.
I don't know why they're happy.
I bring so much joy to them.
If that was me, I'm so embarrassed.
Bruh.
Four and five.
I still lose.
Gear up, crew!
Who knows what we'll find out there!
It's not my job to get you back alive.
But stay close to me, and we might manage it anyway.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Gotta take my fucking fury on this ship.
Captain Seabag.
Yeah.
Alright.
You guys ready for a dub?
Venture on their team week!
- Team week, venture on their team week. - All of our back ones are in there today.
- Farm is building his turf, bottom right.
- Ball.
- Oh, oh, I got Lee.
- Get out, get out, get out.
- Come here, one shot at him.
Watch out at Saurab.
- The mortality signal gets more. - Help, I need help.
I can't see him over there.
Just help with me then.
No, Susan, good thoughts about fini guess what?
For Anna looking at you We lost our venture.
Let's leave.
Alright, turret's gone.
Ah, anti.
I'm gonna res it.
Thank you.
There's much for you to do.
You got your...
Give yourself...
What?
Back to one.
Back to one.
Back to one. Back to one. Back to one. Back to one. Back to one. Back to one.
Back to one.
I could never have.
Keep it up, Soga.
Keep it up.
Tariqo, one.
Where's our tank?
I don't know.
He came back.
Dang, you guys did not heal.
I need heal.
Come on you.
I'm telling you too.
Torp behind you, Torp behind you.
Torp, air ball.
Please heal me.
Go heal the ball You got the objective Get over here.
Efficiency rating.
I'm taking the objective.
Just kill me, my Jennifer You are so anteed I got window.
Oh, my God.
I'm not sure you're going to be here.
Venture on you!
She's one!
There we go.
Ball is going behind.
They're gonna use four ults right now.
Back up a bit because I got a window.
Let me show you how it's done.
Get into the field.
They're chasing you in that room, but I can rev it.
I can rev it.
I got you.
Off angle.
Let's go.
Fire coming up.
Fall on.
Oh, we used a couple of...
Don't let our soldier die.
Yeah, no, he's got...
Protect soldier, I'm fine.
Play back a bit.
I think two of them on the right.
Break on point.
Mortality field there.
No healers.
No, no.
Got Myron.
Yeah, you should keep heal.
Don't rest, Myron.
Oh, no.
If you heal me, I'll cover everyone.
Touch, Myron.
Don't touch.
They pushed me off.
They pushed me off, man.
How we lose that?
I farmed four of them, boys.
I don't know.
9 and 3!
We got 9 and 3!
That's why!
Yo, Kong, do another DPS, bro.
Kong, do another DPS, bro.
Is he in the chat?
I can't wait to get out there!
There's five people inside.
Oh, and look at the flag that he has on this fucking thing, of course.
Yeah, I'm not surprised, man.
The doctor is in, and he's looking good.
Yeah, probably a Jew.
Yeah, well, yep.
Oh, Lee.
He's like a 9-9 character, too.
It's hilarious, man.
It's like the memes write them down.
He's win percentage on Betra's 30, bro.
Why is he playing?
Fuckin' L, bro.
Yeah, just puckin' me.
If Myron die, just Myron die.
Okay.
Sorry, Myron.
I'll be okay, I promise.
Myron already weak on point.
Myron already weak on point.
Dies first, of course.
The Venture dies first.
One shot on Torb on the left.
Touch them weak on the left.
Venture weak on their team.
Myron weak on the right.
How are they just eating you?
I got a ball.
I'm healing you, bro.
Here comes Gobble.
Balls one, ball one, ball one.
Adventure behind us on the left.
I'm coming to you right now.
Regenerate it!
Stop!
Drop the orders!
Get in here please! Reloading!
I was playing.
Oh my god, the ball.
Marin, can you go out now?
Bro, this dude is not doing damage.
This dude is not doing fucking damage on our team.
I want something to counter the power.
If you can sleep, that's good.
Can you go down?
Alright, I'll use this one down and then I'll switch.
Hell no, I'm good.
And they're mad.
This fucking veteran team fucking sucks, bro.
Fuck you, ball.
Yeah, he's running, he's running.
I kill, like, push up, push up.
Excavation initiation!
Venture one!
Venture one!
Got her!
Ball's weak!
Ball's weak!
Ball one!
Oh, fuck you, idiot.
Fuck you, idiot.
Nice to be the patient, Fudge.
This Venture fucking sucks on our team, bro.
Holy shit, man.
Fucking scrub.
I'll try to stay with him.
Just tell me when to peel.
We're coming down the middle right now, bro!
Torquets one!
Oh Oh Oh Holding you up Fall one Fucking bomb Scrub
They're tracking Fall on the left Round of healing Fuck his ass up Healing you up I hear footsteps
Get out there man I'm getting out right now.
Third turret.
Third turret down.
They have a carry now.
I need you!
I need help, please!
I'm waiting.
What's up?
Step inside, or you're live?
Let them out.
Fuck, idiot.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Pop it off now, motherfuckers!
We're gonna carry this Sari fucking Israeli, let's go!
Let's fucking go!
Holy shit, man!
I killed 41 people in 10 minutes.
Let's go.
You got 43 assists.
We're gonna carry this Sari motherfucker.
You got 43 assists?!
Follow my lead.
You're the monster.
I can count.
I'm just sitting here flying around hoping the best.
Where's everybody from?
Let's get some good banter going.
Night is real.
Tell you that.
I'm from Ayran.
I'm from Russia.
I'm from Russia.
Oh, shout out to Russia.
No, nice.
No, shout out Russia.
That's cool, man.
Mercy one.
I kill him, kill him, no sleep!
That ball is
so bad. - Idiot. - You need to be.
Come here you hate, Asian!
Oh my god.
Alright, alright, enough hate speech.
Bro, I love...
I just say Asian.
Bro, that's what we do is do hate speech, bro.
I mean, I was gonna say, I mean, he's just calling out with me.
Yeah, I just say what it is.
Nah, I'm off for W. I'm an Asian.
W hate speech, bro.
W hate speech.
Kill ball!
You're so bad, you're gonna die.
Tracer is behind us.
Why I?
You got her?
Hey guys, venture distance.
Oh my god, I got snubby.
Okay.
Do they got Widow now?
Oh no, they got Hanzo.
Fuck!
Go Fares, go Fares.
Myron, you're trash!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Ah, dude, switched last second.
Nobody died.
I got one, though.
Alright, same one.
Come to me, Jennifer, come to me.
It's so cute, the land.
Didn't know I'm here.
Let's run!
Thank you, Paul.
Where's he run?
Oh, I'm arrestable.
Woo!
You can't have 20 over here.
Trash!
Get the ball!
It's mine, man!
They didn't even touch.
Good shit.
Fuck those kids.
You got carried, bro.
You tried.
Wait, what?
Wait, wait.
Play of the game.
Oh shit, what am I doing?
Shit, I'm gonna do it.
Man.
Fifty-three assists.
Let's go.
The progress soldier.
I mean, if he's getting the kills.
All right, got some victims.
All right.
Arriving at watch point, prepare to attack.
select your hero bro is your chat turn turn into a fucking Sneakostrain?
Bro, they're debating religion now.
So this is a sneaky chat for one second.
If anybody asks, I was never here.
Hey, bro, you're kind of ass-ass, that Widow, bro.
Damn.
Yeah, 1-1-1 me.
I crush you every day, Max.
Really?
Yeah, 1-1-1 me, come on.
I peek your fucking Max, bro.
I peek your Max.
Come on.
What's your Max?
Who needs a gem?
Okay, so good.
Are you pocketing in the middle?
Alright!
She got me, I don't know where the fuck.
Cause I'm always for headshots.
Oh, cause you're duo, I see.
More than duo.
Dude, what are you doing standing still, bro?
I don't get any heals, bro.
I can't do anything.
Okay.
On a one, on a one.
Ball one.
Ball one.
Ball one, ball one.
On so behind what should the car push the car question on the high ground?
And you won break on out shit It's not true.
Jesus Christ.
He's no shield.
About 100 HP. You can do 100 HP in 5 seconds, bro.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Ball hacked.
Ball one, ball one.
I'm coming.
I'm ulting.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Ball back up a little bit.
Mercy one, Mercy one up top behind you I got him but I'm dead here I'm dead.
I got Rose off.
I go out on my turns So you got nano I mean, you got visor?
One, like, three.
Two.
Slug the ball!
Slug the ball!
Genji on me.
Yeah, Genji on me.
Yeah, yeah, I need help.
He's on me.
He's hacked, too.
Back, back, back, back.
You're powered up.
Get in there.
"Tract your visor activated." We need to watch that res when we're doing this.
I know it's three and five because you can't do anything.
I can't do anything?
I killed the Genji.
What do you mean?
I killed the Kenjiu.
What do you mean?
I killed the Ana, I killed the fucking Mercy.
What do you need, bro?
What else do you need me to do for you?
You didn't do nothing, man.
What else do you need me to do for you, bro?
Bro, you're trash.
Your heist is Master 5.
You see your GM? Bro, where's your GM? It's another challenge.
Dude, look at it.
Look at it.
Missing it, bro.
What do you want?
Where?
Where's the GM? I didn't see the GM. Season 4.
Season 4.
What?
Season 4 where?
That's a fucking diamond man.
No.
It's fucking GM. Where?
Season 4.
Overwatch 2.
Season 4.
Competitive.
The highest is Diamond 5.
Nah, dude.
Nah.
Okay, man.
Okay, man.
You're delusional now.
Bro Be alive boys My main's actually delusional I could move some of the things Ball 1.
Genji 1.
one get you on social week up top can't you want to get you one
the payload is approaching its destination It's not over yet.
The others are coming back, but I don't know if it's winnable.
Come back.
I don't know who's purple, but someone's purple.
Nice pulse bomb It was just the two of us, so I was kinda hoping that we could have had this Bro, you're trash.
Our tank was really bad, bro.
This Wavelet kid is fucking terrible.
That's why we lost the game.
He was getting diffed big time by the other ball.
That's what lost his team.
I didn't see any GM in your account.
Alright, I'm gonna...
Who's that kid's name?
Wavelet?
I'm making sure we don't play Odeniger again, bro.
Holy fuck.
But Miren, he said he's a GM in Season 4.
No, he's not.
Can you check?
I looked, he's not.
Yeah.
Is me tripping?
Bro.
This dude, I was looking at his career shit.
Yeah, he's never been a master.
Yeah, over other DPS too.
He said season 4?
No, season 4, he was a diamond 5.
Yeah, season 4.
Is the highest he's ever done.
Yeah, the highest is a diamond 5.
He said he's a fucking GM. Nah, he's a cat bro.
I told him to want me.
It's so good.
I add him as a friend.
He doesn't accept.
Bro, he blocked me.
I can't whisper her.
I can work spam him either.
What are we 14 and 7 now?
Let me check I think we're 14 or so.
Oh my guys, this is a fucking kill.
I can't.
Bro, I...
It's fine bro, let's just win this shit.
Oh no!
We don't- we don't got the tank on our team.
Hardlocked.
Sold.
Nope, we just have that DPS! He wasn't terrible.
At least he calls out.
Another day, another battlefield.
Boasting your damage!
Just another day in the office.
Right by you!
My turn.
I've done things I'm not proud of.
Time to start making up for it.
Alright, I'm gonna go into team chat and hope for the best.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Alright.
Yeah, let me tell your father talking.
Yeah.
Yeah, let me tell your father.
My father?
I'm your father.
You are?
Yeah.
Do you recognize me, son?
Yeah, I'm your dad!
This guy is fucking stupid Stay alive, boss Her tank is in hella trouble Yeah, man Bro, he's a fucking idiot, man He's doing this on our team, bro.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate that.
Bro, why the fuck would you push up like that, man?
Like, we're trying to heal you to point us in a bad position to fucking heal you, bro.
Alright, bye-bye.
I won't do it next time.
I'll just stand there.
I'll look pretty for you.
Can I go in now, sir?
Bro, don't be a fucking pussy.
Just play the fucking game and stop fucking dying.
That's all I'm saying.
Okay, I won't die anymore.
Yo, why are you so fucking angry?
8 o'clock in the goddamn morning, bro?
Calm down, bro.
- Clearly the game isn't going good for you, bro. - Okay, get back up a little get back up a little bit so we can get you.
Let's get in here.
No, take that, man.
Kariko Adventure.
What?
Ball's on point, too.
Ball leaked.
You'll be safe in here.
This ends now.
Heroes never die.
Oh, boy.
All right.
Try that again.
no guys cooling down Free go on top.
Not every day gives you a second chance.
In tip-top shape.
In check of our level.
You see us one behind us?
Adventure.
Coming back.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
Stay close.
Lost.
Everyone's getting better.
Hello there.
Hot cocoa.
Fine.
I'll have some.
Alright, let's go.
Balls right here.
Lucio top.
Lucio one, Lucio one.
Sojourn one, Sojourn one.
On high ground.
On you, tank.
I'm assisting the tank.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Second.
up a little bit.
soldier up Okay.
Ball.
I got a window.
Can we get a hack ball?
Axel, I hate to say it, bro, but we need shield, bro.
100%.
What do you want me to fight?
Zarya.
Probably your best bet.
We should be able to win it.
You're a trash man.
It's time to go to the moon that I beat you on me.
You're a trash man.
It's time to go to the moon that I beat you on me.
It's time to go to the moon that I beat you on me.
Catch you later.
Alright, I got a window.
Let's get in there.
Can we touch or not?
I'm walking.
Touch.
Touch.
I don't know if we can touch it.
Yeah, we can.
This ends now.
Heroes never die.
Yeah, Myron trying to go out now.
But he's not going to work.
Yeah, go on Amer, buddy.
It's not gonna do shit.
You can't sleep in the bowl.
Dude, they have adventure, bro.
He's gonna get dope.
He's gonna get dope so hard, though.
By adventure.
Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds.
Everyone's getting better.
Holy squish!
Yeah, everyone just lock up.
She's about to die.
Got him, let's go.
You see a one?
You see a one?
You on the point Oh my god, man This fucking ball, man!
Holy fuck!
And I'll be beating yourself up.
Dust yourself off.
What a boss.
Nice to be the patient, Funchy.
They found a healing.
No!
They did a free walk to me!
Wait, can we rest?
No, I have 3 seconds left.
Rest, rest, rest, rest, rest, rest, rest, rest.
Press it, let me press that.
I'm dead here.
Yeah.
Who's that?
You're losing the objective.
Let's take it back.
This ends now.
Target down.
I want to hug you, like me.
That could have gone better.
Fucking hate this map.
Any of these push maps are just dumb as fuck Also this guy's a main ball He's a bitch as fuck I got EMP, I got EMP.
We have to do this.
What?
I didn't play a role in that round.
That was fucking annoying man.
Game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I will not leave the peaceful world behind.
These people moved past the crisis so quickly.
I envy that.
Just as sheep must have a shepherd, Nimbani must have me.
I'm empowering you!
I'll make quick work of them.
Follow my lead.
I've been through more of these than I can count.
Five, four, three, two, one...
Attack commencing.
Capture Objective A. I'm
taking the point.
Dead on.
Hey there.
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
Objective A, action.
Stand up straight.
Halo's under my control.
Let's roll out. Let's roll
out.
payload secured Let's move.
Tactical visor activated.
Yo.
I'm under attack.
Make yourself useful.
Back to me in your bonnet.
You're a wakateki okura!
D&D, you're of C-moon!
Come get me!
You're powered up.
Get in there.
Slap somebody.
You're a wakateki.
Uh uh.
Uh!
Shit, my bad.
Alright, I'm in the fucking show.
I need healing This is dumb I'm coming back, we have one healer Take him out
That'll tear your ass Where smoke, there's fire Step right up No way I need healing in here Got a bird in your side Can I see you, bro?
Swap them!
Swap them!
You killed him!
He won!
Alright, I'm coming back.
Ohhhhhh!
I'm near, keep fighting.
You're eliminated, buddy.
The payload's moving.
You're moving.
About time.
You're powered up.
Get in there.
Oh no.
Enemy crack out of my way or I'll run you over there, my might.
Oh, she's won!
Idiot!
Idiot!
Get the fuck off!
I'm going to kill him.
Kill him.
Step right.
31.
You can't beat me.
Excavation initiation!
Round one.
Complete.
Fuck those kids up.
Good stuff.
Score.
I see you on the second round.
Third round.
Third point.
Nice.
Oh my god.
A lot of time.
You want Ana or Baptiste?
Either way is good, man.
We're on defense and we're on high ground.
Ana buddies are all good.
Alright.
Yeah, but nano is definitely much more valuable than...
...window.
Soldier, you're popping.
I will not leave the peaceful world behind.
Popping every game.
Things were a lot simpler.
That was Robin Banks with the Deadlock Gang.
Your hair looks brittle, Jack.
Are you taking your vitamins?
Once a day, just after my steak dinner.
Overwatch again, Cassidy.
Haven't they proven unworthy of your talents?
Yeah, guys, I'm still up on chat because I go hard in the paint, baby.
Well, it's that or spend the rest of my life passed out in various times.
There are other options.
Alright, I'm back over here, guys.
So if you want heals, get my field division.
I'm over here.
See?
Kree, you're over there by yourself a little bit.
I got Reinhardt.
Good res.
Good res.
Sound run me.
Sound run me.
Don't jump down, Meryl.
Oh no, your position is so bad.
Bro, I was gonna die.
No, he's not chasing- No, you need to stay with your teammate, Meryl.
You jump down, you're by yourself again.
and you can kill a car oh and he heals see man see you're all alone now yeah i can't keep so alive somehow okay i'll come back i got hacked oh i got hacked oh i got hacked
I got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We held it.
Got it.
You caught?
Reloading, reloading.
Covering you.
Got him.
We'll go hard ground hammer.
Do him come back.
Coming.
Hey there.
Let's give them their medicine!
Summer's coming up on you, soldier.
I could use some of this.
Oh just punched his fucking face in They're both anti-nated Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, Hanzo came up on me.
Are they capped?
We just T9. I gotta get capped.
I said I don't.
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know where you go to point.
We all have to try harder than that.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Only a fucking right on the fucking point!
I've been saying that fucking point.
It's just a game, bro.
How's it going?
Did I talk to you?
It doesn't matter if you were fucking or not.
Chill the fuck out.
Boy, you're some kind of social justice warrior.
Not really, bro.
I just don't want you screaming in my fucking head.
Killed everyone?
No use ults?
That's gonna be a sick-ass play of the game.
Does everybody watch that?
We're done here, please.
Sombra's coming.
Jack, I hear you.
Sombra's behind us somewhere.
Taking care of you Tell me when they use sleep I'll punch you Bad guys Hug me please I'm on you, I'm on you Is that a hog?
It's hog Okay I was with you but I didn't see that you had a hog there I didn't tell you there's a hog.
I run already.
Oh.
What is this game?
Oh my god, I got the kill.
Need health, please.
Maybe a res?
Huge res.
Maybe.
Biggest res of your life.
I'm on fire!
Oh, nice pick.
Over there!
Over here!
Face my burning beast!
Thank you.
Just time to push me, okay?
Thank you.
They have a Widow now.
That's fine You're going back up top?
Watch out, bro Hog no Hog.
Hog is coming back up again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's outside, man.
He's outside.
I'm back.
I don't want you to die.
Get in there.
Get in there.
I needed you.
Oh, you know, you just need a res.
You're right, same thing.
Full health.
Full health.
60 seconds to leave it.
This is Max.
Hey, baby.
How's it?
Oh, you guys are nicked.
Oh, I almost didn't left the map.
I swear to God.
Oh, I'm too close.
Fuck no hook.
I will have wet you in my sights.
Incoming.
Sorry, I'm out.
Doom, try to come back.
I'm trying.
Follow me, man.
Oh, mercy.
Oh, hog on the way, hog on the way, hog on the way, hog on the way, hog on the way, hog on the way.
I am on fire.
Hog on payload guys.
Oh my god, I'm dead.
Hello?
I should lie.
On it now.
Ten seconds.
They won't even touch.
Oh, you couldn't even touch.
I'll just play the game, please.
I'll just play the game.
No sheets.
I'll just play the game.
of the game.
Watch these digs.
Just watch the headshots.
Bing, bing, bing.
Not one thing was seen.
I'm not going to be a good one.
Who's this Asian guy?
Loki sucks.
Loki ass.
Bro.
I don't wanna talk about it.
If you want, come get in game and when will you want me?
Oh man.
I would not send them for the way I hope you've put up it.
It is.
Snow is so beautiful until it's stepped upon.
Oh my god your master you You're so good!
Oh my god, I've never seen a master of my life!
Oh my god!
This is a master!
Oh my god, you're a treasure master!
Yeah, get out of the game!
I got out of that room real quick!
Salt is low.
Ryan is weak.
He's looking at me.
Yeah, he's super low.
We're holding you soldier up.
Hold you up.
Baby, I can try.
I'm above his head.
Got it.
He's using belt.
Let's take a point if we can.
Alright, you're outside.
Uh, you're anti.
Daddy's you need in there All right And he's that guy
I'm coming back to you, soldier.
I got you, I got you.
I have to help.
Yeah, pretty much.
Why you steal my kill, man?
Big anti in there.
Got nano.
No, they're not pushing though.
Wait, wait, they're going main.
You're powered up.
Get in there.
Fuck him up, bro.
Right on point, right on point.
Frag them.
Kill them. Kill them. Kill them.
Oh, what?
Oh, boy.
There's more of them than us.
He's angry.
How did we not kill this Reinhardt, bro?
He's nano.
I won't give him.
That gives you hella fucking hell.
Yeah, but the Reinhardt got nano.
I used hella reds for life though.
We got this.
Let's go bait.
Bait, bait, bait.
I'll shoot out here.
Watch this, watch this.
Me.
I'm down on him.
Oh no.
Oh! I'm down! I'm down!
I'm down!
I'm claiming the objective.
This is Reinhardt's idiot.
It's looking like being on a siege.
Oh, I got hit.
Willpower first!
Oh!
We need fortified.
Let the dog go!
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm hearing you.
He's protecting your body with the shield, dude.
I'm asleep, I'm asleep.
I'm holding, I'm healing you.
I got no heal.
Resable, I was asleep.
Big anti.
I just resed him.
Oh my god, bro.
How did we lose there?!
I still have some fight in me.
Don't come back, bro.
I got this.
Follow me, follow me, follow me.
I'm following you, I'm following you, I'm following you.
I can't follow you anymore.
Hey, I got you.
Hold her down.
I healed you, bro.
Touch the car.
91 to nano.
91, big pick.
Keeping you up, Honzo.
Keeping you up, Honzo.
I'm touching it.
You're powered up.
Get in there.
McCree over here.
McCree going.
Pocketing you, soldier.
Pocketing you.
Oh my god.
Oh my!
We weren't capping the point.
Incoming.
We do the wrong thing at the wrong time.
We do the wrong thing at the fucking wrong time.
Every fucking time I know that look Mending an old wound.
I wrong someone dear to me.
The path to redemption is trying.
It's not pleasant.
But you'll see.
It was worth it in the end.
I hope so.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Round two.
Capture the objective.
We're getting sloppy.
Ship up!
I blinked!
Stand strong!
I'm hailing you.
Oh, you ran out.
Can't rush that.
Slept the Roadhog over here.
Slept the Roadhog.
He's anti'd.
3-1 Are you diamond?
I got hit with a random helix.
Slept him.
Anti-hilled.
Anti-hilled.
Log on the right?
Log on the right?
What?
Hog slept over here, guys.
Oh, it's that Clive guy.
Oh, no.
I need help.
Oh, my God.
Yo, Winston, there's a Hog behind you, bro.
I'm not going to shoot the Hog.
I have to shoot the Mercy.
Well I'm saying he's gonna shoot you in the back when she killed me.
Why you can't listen against Hogg?!
I don't know why you go tracer and die so fast in the beginning.
Bruh!
I killed two behind!
No!
This guy is a fucking western for Maoga!
Oh my god!
You're powered up!
Get in there!
You're in the same place!
Hey, this is fun.
This is really fun.
Yeah, because we switched wisdom for mouse folder.
Jerk, you're bad.
I think you're the smartest guy alive.
You used Winston for terror.
With a mercy.
Yeah, with a mercy.
*Taking the objective* Listen, please don't die.
Yeah!
Push the objective!
He is gonna die!
He is gonna die because he used it!
I'm on the free one!
We lose, we lose.
My guy used Winston against Daryl.
Bro, Busta, no offense, bro, but you...
Oh man, holy fuck you threw that game, bro.
*Taking the objective* *Taking the objective* My guy used Winston against Daryl.
This clip kid beat us, by the way.
See, look, he's talking shit to you, bro.
It's Hanu.
It ain't him doing anything.
I was, like, right below that, and I guess I died.
His stupid high n- What are we?
Are we 14 and 8 now?
Or 14 and 9, sorry.
Yeah, I'm avoiding that motherfucker, bro.
That kid was fucking terrible, by the way.
Make sure you avoid that kid.
On our team.
I am.
Not sure mine plays Asian, dude, because friends or what.
Ah, no, we got the fucking Israel in our team again, man.
- Oh man. - Bro, what is this guy doing, man?
Bro think he's good.
Barely winning a gold plant in the wild.
Ego's crazy.
Bro, get on the game!
Another day, another battlefield.
Yeah, get it over with.
Gear up, crew!
Who knows what we'll find out there?
I don't want to lose these fucking scrubs.
Yo, Chinaman, what's the record?
I got 14 and 9.
I've done things I'm not proud of.
Time to start making up for it.
4, 3, 2, 1.
Attack commencing.
Capture objective aim.
C'mon, Snowbox!
Kusatsu Mia?
Get into the field!
Yo, there's a bunch of behind you, bro!
Yep Nice you, nice you I'm trying so hard.
More turrets above you.
I'm the only one cap at points.
*Gunshot* Oh, I didn't see her.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
I'm moving payload. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
No, no, no, follow me.
No, I know, but if I don't, then nobody's gonna move.
I'm on, I'm on, it's fine, it's fine.
The enemy is moving up!
I'm on fire!
Someone has to keep you alive.
Time on, man!
I'm going to die.
Now you see me?
Let them out!
A moment's clear!
A little nation goes a long way!
And we're making progress!
The transition is made!
They are in there, they are in there.
They are in there.
I'm stopping you up.
Nice to be the patient for a change.
I'm on fire!
I can't stab me.
Uh, Sigma behind a control.
I've got you in my sights.
My duty is being done.
You're getting melted by too many things.
I've got the victory fever!
I don't know how the side is alive but he is Yes Someone has to keep you alive Holy crap
I don't know how the side is alive
I'm on fire Never mind And we're making sure We're making sure Oh, let's go!
That every time you feel baby Heroes never die Heroes never die Thanks for the help You are completely here Not orders for the boss Where's the famous song?
I will stay Use my sights Get into the field Shit Shit
The night is young You're going to be Spam You're going to be Spam Big step The Junker Queen Stand with ya Taylor The Reaper on the right.
I didn't see her.
No, the Reaper, he was below you on the right.
Stay near the immortality field!
This Sigma has a hard on for me bro.
He solo ulted me.
Fucking scrub.
He literally solo ulted me.
That could have gone better.
Yeah.
Wow!
Let's go win this thing!
Hey!
Don't forget the payload!
You're such a meal.
Thanks!
I thought I was a gunner.
60 seconds late Bro, someone get the soldier please Heroes never die I need healing Reaper coming up on you.
Oh my god, our tank can't do anything.
I got a window.
bro go for the dear soldier!
at least up top Ten seconds remaining.
A taste of poison.
Ten seconds remaining.
Score.
Two to zero.
Switching sides.
Prepare your defenses.
Select your hero.
I'm going to go.
Bro, is Dark-Ass still there? is Dark-Ass still there?
Tap you with the gamer attack, bitch.
Another day, another battlefield.
Alright, we just gotta hold him.
Well, it's all about attitude.
If you think you're good, then you are good.
Yeah?
If I think, I'm good.
Hold on, I need to take notes.
Right, um, off to a good start.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attackers incoming.
Defend Objective A. They got Reaper, McCree.
I got you!
Pay a life for me!
Oh, my God.
Get in here!
Bro.
Help him 1K. Stay with me in a ver- I was- Rebron you guys!
Rebron you guys!
Yeah, don't jump or run, just do it.
We're in one point.
What the fuck is this monkey doing?
Oh, bro.
Don't talk, you're a gamer attack.
Hey, you stab me!
Monkey get on it!
Monkey get on it!
This monkey sucks bro.
The tank dick is crazy bro.
The whole time.
I'm trying to get out.
They're all dead.
Just you and me can get out.
No I'm getting chased dude.
Moira chased me down.
That wasn't my best shot.
Yo, we'll probably want to shoot.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Show your the gamer tag.
Fucking dickhead in the chat, man.
You don't gotta fucking watch me stream if you don't like this game, then, motherfucker.
I don't fuck what you like.
Let them out!
Tuck your visor, I can see you!
No!
Someone has...
Greenberg behind!
Greenberg behind!
What the fuck, man?
Through a bad window.
The night is young.
This Sigma is just so free.
Yeah, bro.
The coast difference is...
The tank difference is crazy, bro.
Yeah, just press W until Sigma gives value.
Reaper's probably gonna teleport up top and drop down on us at all.
No, he's on me I'm going on top Honestly, you sound
I got it.
I got it.
This boy is here.
This man said the true master will win every game in the planet Fucking trash bro Bro, show your game attack.
Where is it?
Bro.
Is that all your talk?
I didn't see any of your...
Gamertag.
You wanna 1-1-1 Tracer?
Okay!
Show your gamertag!
Bitch!
Bro!
What are you talking about?
Bro, Type your fucking gamertag!
Hmm.
Bro, I didn't see your gamertag.
Where's your gamertag?
Just type it in the chat, I will add you.
Yo, what problem?
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Like, I don't know why you're over here watching if you don't like the content.
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you, you weirdo?
Like, some of you motherfuckers, bro, I wish I ran into you guys in real life so I could smack the fucking taste out your mouth, some of you fucking idiots, bro.
Tell me all there's some fucking retarded, stupid, low IQ fucking morons, bro.
Fucking idiot.
Guarantee you're a triple chin fucking loser neckbeard fuck with sweat stains and your fucking t-shirt, you bum.
You probably haven't worked out in four weeks, you fucking loser.
What you consider working out is going on a fucking treadmill for 20 minutes.
Fuck you.
You're going to be fucking peasant.
That's the spirit.
That's a spirit.
That's a spirit.
That's not good.
Stop them!
Ryan is one, Ryan is one, Ryan is one.
Coming back to you, soldier.
There we go.
Alright, let's go.
We got this shit.
These kids are fucking trash, man.
We have to catch up!
Right new again!
They are live on me!
Fuck you, pressure, stop.
Stay out of my way.
Mercy on me?
The fuck is it?
The fuck is it?
Idiot.
I'm reloading.
Give me a second!
We've got the robots!
Come here, let's receive.
Arm with you, soldier.
the bird can lose the emotion.
I've got you in my...
Good stuff.
Those retards were so focused on me.
I got you, I got you.
I just threw a little bit of heals on the tank.
Your team has taken the lead Minus weak, minus weak Heroes never die Team Jaxx A new record Regenerate Let them up I am the high-tech on performance Missing directions
Please, get along Get out of the way, please Excavation initiation We have to get him back We can't be fucking Gantaz Feel free I'm here I'm here Everyone's getting better
Alright Yo Gantz, you need to switch bro You need to fucking switch bro How about I try that again?
Mercy here.
A little medicine goes a long way.
I'm coming with you.
Holy fuck Motherfucker always dead bro Oh my god Well, can't res that Eh, reslepon, reslepon Ah, I don't have it.
I got 10 seconds.
I know.
Oh shut the fuck out of that!
Did that guys have these damn game attacks?
Ryan has won!
Oh my fucking god, man.
Mercy's rezzing that dumbass ventral.
Rezzable.
Okay.
Not every day gives you a second chance.
Mercy one.
Mercy one in the room.
Let me help our tank a little bit.
Those turrets looking at me.
The rest of them?
Ahhh yeah maybe.
That's okay that's okay.
Yep.
Too late.
It's weird sometimes, when you go to res, it doesn't show you there, so it's like, either if I'm too close to you or too on top of you, I can't res you.
Oh shit!
Another go, maybe?
Oh shit, I got Earthquake.
Bruh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, no, no, no, actually, my place got Earthquake.
Oh.
Bruh, she did shock you the first time.
We're gonna lose the lead.
Step up.
*laughs* Enter, doing stuff, here it comes.
*laughs* You're on immortality field.
*laughs* I know he's magic.
Run!
Let them out!
How much order can I use?
Oh no.
Feeling better?
I'm reloading.
Give me a sec.
Well, venture here.
venture behind you bro dumb bitch and save them all about time to get a blade of scrub Mercy trying to run- Mercy!
I still got the red sojourn jeans.
Where are you at soldier?
Weeeeee.
The dragon.
That warms the bones. - Bet you're behind us with the mercy.
Bet you're behind us with a mercy.
I guess help you Someone has to give you a life That's better.
Start pushing the barricade.
When in doubt, push.
Yeah, just keep damage boost.
Ryan is coming to you.
Oh my god.
Yeah, you want me to damage boost that too?
Yeah, just look me Don't worry about my teammates.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
You're a team of one.
Venture on top of you.
Excavation initiation!
Excavation initiation!
Excavation!
It's not over yet.
And I got ult for this fixed one.
Oh, it's going lost.
Hey, Jack.
I'll find that one.
I'm all out.
Reloading.
Are you still behind?
Yeah.
And I kill one, too.
Heroes never die.
Heroes never die.
Sojourn, I mean Ana.
Ana and Ryan.
Ryan and Ana in there.
Rally near the robot and keep pushing!
Watch out for the...
Venture. Venture on.
Let them up.
Activating. In performance. So needed.
I'm on fire!
Get out of here!
Thanks for the hell.
Just like all kinds.
Genji, you fucking trash, bro.
Get carried, man.
Is that the victory?
credits this ends now He's looking at me.
Oh, that fire.
Oh, my God.
Why?
Why?
He dead?
I lost him on you.
Get them up there.
Oh Yeah, that's Russ
What is this guy typing, man?
I want to see your game attack.
Where the fuck is your game attack?
Chat, did anyone see this guy's gamertang?
Alright, hold on.
Let me hit avoid player real quick.
So I want to make sure Kanoko, avoid.
And then our last game, who was that fucking tank on our team?
Recent players.
Oh, it's Bussin' or some shit like that.
It's my bad?
Bussin' Jukes.
Yeah, this motherfucker is trash.
Grow up?
Where?
Let me see.
What's this nigga's name?
Yeah, this nigga is trash.
Avoid his teammate.
And then who else?
Yeah, yeah, Maren.
Play one without me.
I won't run this motherfucker.
No, bro, don't waste your fucking time.
No, no, I won't run this.
No, man, no, Chinaman, no, bro.
You're gonna play a random person one-on-one on fucking chat, bro?
Are you fucking retarded?
No, man.
Bro, don't even waste your fucking time, bro.
Hell no, man.
This nigga's trash.
Yeah, okay.
I will 1v1 this motherfucker off stream and I'm gonna record it and send it to everyone in the chat.
That's fine, but who gives a fuck about this kid?
What is his rank?
He's probably like a traitor 1919.
He's probably fucking trash, bro.
He said he's a master.
Man, who gives a fuck if he's a master?
Dude is trash, bro.
He said the real master never lose any game in the plat and the gold.
This man sound like a faggot.
I add you, man.
I add you, man.
Twitter, 11919.
I add you.
Can you see?
It's this Chinese name, AA9066. I didn't flick it!
I had you man Don't care it's not worth it I add you already, man.
Thank you, blueberry.
Bro, I add you.
Bro, I didn't yap.
I add you.
I literally add you.
Can you not see?
Here, I add you again.
R A D E R #11919 Okay.
Okay, I add you again!
I don't care what he said.
I just wanna one-on-one here.
Oh, a night mission brings back memories.
Your hair looks brifly, Jack.
Let me see your profile first.
Bro, open your fucking profile!
Let me see!
Open your fucking profile Let's go The payload.
Keep each other safe.
Me with the fuel.
Head on to attack.
Everybody riot!
I'm being attacked!
Regenerate!
I got you!
Get in here!
The enemies are unsighted!
Pushing the payloads!
Reloading!
Reloading!
They're coming!
It's like new again!
Bad guys!
Take him out They've got a turret You're completely healed They're alive for us Heat check, affirmative
Field destroyed I come behind you guys Look at this lock tart Oh my god.
Oh my god he's wrong!
He's my favorite!
He got locked!
The car's still there!
*Gunshot* Amplifying your power!
Go ahead Mercy.
Go forward.
Go forward.
You are completely healed.
The empty, you came on!
Damn fire!
They must have a defeat before!
They must have a challenge, Bill.
You'll be safe in here.
Oh, look at this little turret.
Just like old times.
Like it never happened.
I'm a man on a mission.
Stay out of my way.
Excellent!
Keep the payload moving!
Time for the reckoning!
Keep on!
Oh my god.
You're quizzing!
I'm gonna pick up again.
All right.
I'm the cream of the crop Take those hostiles They look secure They're gonna catch him Someone has a pistol right?
Yeah We could A check Affirmative Go get him Everyone's getting better You're not a bird Tactical vider activated Heroes never die I'm on fish You picked the wrong
And we're making progress Stay alive for me Let them out That's a victory Look at us What a team It's high time Stay here Stay here
Stay through Stay through A-dee-ah Well, leave on the...
Receive my name Receive my name Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Let's just stick with the payload.
another day another battlefield stick with me and you'll climb straight to the top let me show you how it's done this guy still not opens for five I'm empowering you.
Let's get this show on the road.
Safety's off.
It's a cruel world out there.
Okay, it's okay, it's okay.
We win this.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attackers incoming.
Stop the payload.
You and me, Baptiste.
You and me.
Stay out of my way.
They got an Ashe buff.
You're completely healed.
I'm broken!
Come dead here.
Stay alive for me!
Stay near the immortality field!
Heels all run out!
He's gonna blow!
Give me your help.
You need to stop him!
Let's fucking go.
Moira 1.
Her aunt on a 1.
They're weak.
Oh wow!
Follow me, Masi.
Another go baby!
I killed you, I killed you, I killed you, I killed you!
I killed you!
Alright!
I'm on our list!
Get in there, bomb!
I already saw one!
Nice pocket in there! - Four, three to three, switch.
Switching sides.
You're welcome!
Oh, I didn't even check if this account can now do...
You'll fall to realize to the hard 76 pocket.
76 needs to hard carry because the rest of the team is suffering.
Since the loss streak, I wouldn't...
Roll him over.
I'm not shooting a lot.
Ready for the one who left.
Die!
I'm in charge.
Don't forget that.
Bruh.
What you talking about?
If I get a pocket, we will win faster.
This is probably coming from a person who's never had a pocket in her life.
I don't know what our tank is doing.
Be alive for me!
Get out of my ass!
Up top, behind us, is either Reaper or somebody.
Zarya, Zarya, Zarya here.
And Ana too.
Reaper running.
He's on payload.
On him Keeping this Roadhog alive Should have been down.