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April 17, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
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Thank you.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the First Show Podcast, where we're here with Jeremy from the Quarterman.
Let's get on to it!
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What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Freshly Fit Podcast, man.
We are here with a special guest.
An unexpected guest that you guys probably wouldn't see us collabing with.
But we are here with Jeremy from The Quartering.
Quick announcement.
We had some beef, by the way.
We did.
But it's good now.
We're going to see you real quick.
This guy's fresh, man.
Guys, rumble.com slash freshlyfit.
Also castclub.tv.
But let's bring Jeremy on, man.
We got him here virtually, guys.
All the way from the Midwest.
Um...
He's here with us, man.
Welcome to the show, Jeremy.
We're happy to have you, man.
You've been on YouTube for a while, man.
You're an OG in the space, man.
So for those that might not be familiar with you, can you introduce yourself to the people, please?
Yeah, yeah, thanks for having me on.
I just want to pre-announce, I don't, my whiteness precludes me from understanding about 80% of your sound effects, so I don't know what they mean when you press them, but yeah, shout out, you know, thanks for having me on.
I've been on YouTube since maybe...
Yeah, for like 20 years and on Rumble for the past couple years.
That's one thing we have in common.
We've embraced Rumble and that's what it's all about.
Free speech and the alternative options to YouTube is I think what brings us together the most.
Yeah.
Let me ask you about that, Jeremy.
What do you think, how important is it to have alternative platforms in protecting free speech in the censored world that we're in?
I mean, I know we were chopping it up about that earlier.
We've got Dom in the studio, by the way, as well, guys.
He's here.
We're talking about free speech and all that other stuff.
But what's your general thoughts on it?
We didn't get to talk about it.
Yeah, I mean, I think, obviously, if you've been around for a minute, you guys have been around for a while, too.
YouTube has basically been it, and there's been a bunch of other options that have popped up.
But really, until now, between X and Rumble...
We finally actually have some options.
Whether or not YouTube doesn't like your particular content, like perhaps your particular content YouTube does not like, or they don't like the things that you say, which relates more to some of the things that I talk about.
Having an option, a real option, to be able to reach people and speak uncensored, even if you're wrong, is so important.
I mean, we saw all of the changes that happened You know, with the lockdowns, right?
This is the fact.
Everyone, this is a fact.
You got to do this.
You got to do that.
If you said anything different, you would get banned.
Well, all those people that got banned, you know, for saying like, well, maybe I don't want to do this or maybe I don't want to take this.
None of those people got unbanned, right?
So having a place like Rumble is really, really important.
I mean, really anything alternative, right?
I mean, we're both kind of right with Rumble, but to be fair, any new tech, any tech that embraces free speech is really, really good.
Even though they're like competitors, right?
And I think Rumble is a superior platform to kick, I still think it's good that there's another alternative platform out there to, you know, to big tech, right?
I'm glad it exists.
Yeah.
Because Twitch needs competition.
I mean, for real, like, Twitch is kind of, like...
Dead.
Like, I mean, obviously they have a lot of streamers there, but they're not hot.
They're not where people want to stream.
Like, you know, and I think it's great.
Like, yeah, like you said, I mean, whatever rumbles way better than kick, obviously, and you have to be an idiot to disagree, but I'm super glad that kick exists because...
It gives an option for people who maybe have some spicy opinions or non-mainstream opinions or want to push the envelope.
There used to be a time, I don't know, you guys are young bucks, but there used to be a time on the internet where it was basically unregulated and you got to see whatever you wanted to see, for better or worse.
Those days are gone.
I remember watching my first beheading video and I think I still see it in my mind.
Wow.
They were all over the place.
Yes, right.
There was that famous soldier that got...
Yeah, and there used to be websites for that kind of stuff, all sorts of crazy...
That's the world I grew up in.
And then, like, YouTube came around and basically sanitized the internet.
Well, now you have X. For better or worse, you can basically see the real world as it happens and rumble.
And even, like, again, yeah, shout out Kick, too.
Like, as long as, as far as I know, Kick, you know, I feel like they've banned some of these, like...
Weirdo IRL streamers, but for the most part, they've been okay as far as I know.
They bring them back.
It's weird.
I think they got like a publicity stunt where they ban them and then they bring them back.
It's really strange.
The ban is like 30 minutes long.
Yeah.
And then they bring them right back.
And then they tweet about it.
What kind of ban is that?
30 minutes?
I'm convinced they got like some kind of marketing scheme with Drama Alert or something like that where like they'll ban Neon for like a day and they'll be like, oh, we brought him back or whatever.
Neon, yeah.
Neon's in prison.
Oh, just kidding.
He's not in prison.
No, yes, he is in prison.
I don't even know.
Bro, he let...
Let me tell people out there, if you're going to go to Saudi Arabia, you better read a book.
Yeah.
He lives in Dubai, but similar laws.
Yeah, well, like, you can't be...
No, UAE, sorry.
Well, apparently, yes.
Apparently, he died in a flood.
Yeah, because they were seeding the clouds too much.
He died in a flood.
He's your life.
Who knows, bro, at this point.
Yeah, they overseeded clouds, which is a crazy thing.
If you had uploaded a video on YouTube five years ago about cloud seeding, you probably would have got banned and been called a conspiracy theorist.
But there's so much money over there.
That's what's led to the flooding.
Yeah, it was actually self-created.
The Flood.
Really?
From their old machines.
I did not know that.
Yeah, bro.
The world's ending, man.
I'm telling you.
Wow.
Oh, God.
They have so much money that they make it...
They schedule reigns once a week there.
Yeah.
Because they have money that Americans would never even understand.
There are probably trillionaires there.
Yeah.
And they...
Seed the clouds.
They overseeded the clouds.
They created too much rain.
And when you live in a desert, the water does not drain off.
So then they ended up, I'm sure this is really interesting to the viewers, but they did that stuff to themselves, which is kind of hilarious.
Interesting.
And the other thing you mentioned, if you had talked about a certain cough, cough, jab, jab, etc.
a couple years ago, they would ban you for misinformation.
But now, what's going on in the news?
Oh yeah, it's a flu!
Oh yeah, it's not that serious.
Oh yeah, you don't need to get a jab jab.
But there's creators that literally got banned and got strikes for that.
And they're not reinstated.
Right.
They never got reinstated, which is the crappiest part about it.
Yeah.
I understand that you don't know for sure.
And there are a lot of people even like, you know, I don't know, like, I don't mean to be like, I don't want to bring up direct politics, but, you know, Trump, people hold that against Trump, like Operation Warp Speed, gotta ever go with the jet.
Like, people forget that.
That was Trump.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like people around them were doing what they thought was right, but there were a lot of people like Dr.
Robert Malone, and there were many other immunologists who spoke out against it, and I'm not trying to get you guys in hot water with YouTube, so I won't go too specific, but...
Anytime anyone spoke negative, they were just banned.
And then even when the Science TM updated or changed, these people were not unbanned.
And that's why new tech is so important, because Rumble never did any of that.
Rumble wasn't banning anybody, and BitChute, Odyssey, X, well, X now under Elon has been better too.
Yeah, Twitter used to be really bad before Elon.
Like, they would ban you for anything, bro.
That's why I didn't use it for a very long time.
And then once Elon took it, I was like, alright, I'm going to make an X account, almost 100k in just a few months.
So, it's been good.
I like X. You're able to say things.
I kind of use it for my news, too, nowadays.
Like, I don't even look at, like, mainstream media news anymore because it's, like, starting to get ridiculous.
It's wild.
You're like, I'm, like, addicted to it.
Like, I wake up.
And, like, the first thing I check is that.
It's kind of embarrassing.
I'm like, oh...
No, me too, bro.
What happened?
I feel your pain.
Me too, man.
Used to be IG thoughts, but now it's X. Yeah, I used to do a judge report for a while, and then, like, now it's just, like, X. I see...
I open up X. I'm like, okay...
You know, you guys do, what, three days live?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I do five days, and so, like, it wears you down.
Like, I have to wake up and be like, okay, what went down last night while I was sleeping?
And try to create that content.
And, you know, I do want to mention, if it's okay, you know, that we did talk off-stream a little bit about...
Yeah, please go ahead.
Yeah, about some of the stuff.
And, you know, I think if people were excited for some sort of screaming match, that already happened.
They also gave me the N-word pass, which was cool.
That was nice of them.
All right, Jeremy, you got it for one hour.
You got it, man.
Just one hour, though, so I'm going to pick my spots.
But I do want to say that, like, while, you know...
The kind of like dunking on whores stuff I don't love.
I did dig a little deeper into some of the content you've put together like in terms of bringing on financial advisors and things like that and I think that that is really really good for You know, for single men, and we're married men, really, and I think we're both galvanized, or we both agree that, you know, men need help.
We were talking pre-stream a little bit about, I don't know if this is the exact number, but it was a number that was told to me, like, 40% of men are not interested in getting married, and I'm like, damn!
Like, that's...
Yeah.
I don't know what that does to society in 50 years.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Well, I'll tell you what it does.
Play that clip, man.
Yeah, it was a clip.
Oh You let him hear You let him hear So are girls Are the single moms?
Yeah Yeah You know We say that Obviously joking And everything else Like that Our thing is, we're really against marriage by the state.
I'm not against marriage if you're going to do it where you and her are getting married, the state is involved.
She can't take you to the cleaners financially for alimony and everything else.
Then cool, because I do genuinely believe that the nuclear family is the backbone of the United States and is the backbone of any thriving society, right?
Is being a family man, having kids, and having a wife.
My thing is, I'm just concerned with how we do it now with the church being involved.
Excuse me, not with the church.
With the state being involved.
If you do it through a church, even better.
You do it through a masjid, cool.
Whatever you want to do.
But my thing is just like, with the way marriage is now, where the state's involved, I just tell guys, you've got to be wary, man.
You've got to be careful.
It's a weird thing because I've been married to the same chick we were dating in high school, so I've been out of the game so long.
Obviously, I'm super attractive and can just slay any bitch I want, any time I want.
How long did you get married for, Jeremy?
Almost 20 years, dude.
I got married in 2008, so 15, 16 years.
Wow.
Congrats, man.
That's a huge accomplishment.
Nigga, how old are you?
Well, yeah, I mean, she was with me when I had nothing, and so she was a big reason.
I got very lucky.
I know that not everyone has that same luck, especially as, you know, I've got friends who are in their mid-30s, are decent earners, and they've just like, what would you say?
Let me ask you both this, okay?
Yeah, sure.
They're in their 30s.
Decent looking guys.
No debt.
No kids.
High earner.
Totally checked out.
Not interested.
Not interested in gaming.
What am I supposed to do?
I have friends that I'm like, come on, man.
What are you doing?
They're just not interested because they're so afraid to...
I don't know what they're...
I actually don't know.
For the long time, I was like, what, are you gay?
It's cool.
Whatever.
I noticed that that's an epidemic of these people.
I assume that you're more plugged into that than me.
Yeah, I mean, I think it's a combination of things, man.
I think it's a combination of the internet, video games, pornography.
You know, a lot of guys just pay for sex and, you know, tell her to leave after.
The fact, like, it actually...
When I came to Miami, right, it really shocked me, like, how many guys, like, just...
Pay for escorts and shit.
It's like a very common thing among guys.
I think all that, and then on top of the Me Too stuff going on, and then the fact that more guys are waking up, right?
I think it's good that red pill information is getting out there and guys are kind of waking up.
Because I look at it like this.
I look at it like it's just the truth, right?
Some people look at it like, ooh, it's being a dickhead to women.
No, no.
It's simply just understanding the truth, right?
That's how I look at the RP, whether it's through finances, through girls, through dating, whatever it is.
Looking at the world objectively with geopolitical stuff, I just look at it as just being aware of how the world really works, right?
You can put it in many different frames.
People might not agree with me on that, but that's fine.
But what I'm saying is that when you add all these things in combination, right, with...
how marriage is set up with the state, pornography, the way women behave, the Me Too generation, etc., how guys take on so much risk when they get married nowadays.
I think that's why so many guys are checked out is because it just brings way more risk than benefit to a majority of men nowadays.
And I think, you know, guys, they're just opting to just, like, get out And then on top of that, like, let's be honest, girls are more selective now, right?
So, like, women look at it like, okay, thanks to Instagram and the internet, right, where it's benefited guys, where they're able to, like, kind of just, like, whack off their porn and just chill.
With the women, they're able to look at guys that are top tier and so many girls that kind of fall from this Instagram lifestyle.
I can't tell you, dude, like, we need to bring you on one time on a panel with Chicks, Jeremy, by the way.
We need to bring you out here to Miami.
I don't know if I can handle all that, man.
You got it.
You got it.
And I'll tell you why.
One of the things I like to ask the girls, right, when they break up with their guy, and I ask them, did social media play a role in any way in you breaking up with your guy?
And, bro, it's shocking.
A lot of times they say yes because they had other guys sliding in their DMs.
They had other guys talking to them on dating apps.
Oh, yeah.
Options, dude.
Yeah.
What do you think about this?
So I was just having a conversation.
You guys were on Crowder, too, and I was on Crowder yesterday.
Good guy.
Going through, too.
Yeah.
He's good.
Yeah, he's going through it.
So I basically said...
I brought up dating apps and social media as really one of the primary...
Because it creates...
It commodifies relationships and sexual partners.
So like...
People aren't willing to put in the work.
So it's like, oh, I'll just, I'll just find another dude.
Like I'll just find another, or another chick or whatever.
So people have unlimited options now.
And so they aren't worth, like, I try to tell people, I told him my, what I try to tell fellas is like, uh, because my audience is almost, I mean, exclusively men.
Go do something that requires more than one player.
Whatever this stupid pickleball thing is.
I know it might seem lame, fellas.
I don't get pickleball, whatever.
But chicks play it who aren't online.
Who aren't terminally online.
Or bowling, or darts, or horseshoes, or whatever.
Whatever is popular in an area.
I try to tell guys like...
Get involved in stuff that isn't online.
What do you think about that as far as advice?
No, for sure.
I mean, a lot of young guys, and I've kind of noticed this, right?
I would say, because I'm 34, I know you're like 40, 41, Jeremy.
Our generation was really the last generation that understood what it was like to go outside and talk to people and shit.
Buying a girl a drink?
Yeah, dude.
The late 90s and early 2000s, dude, they're on different type of timing, man.
These people grew up with iPads and shit like that, and they don't remember AOL dial-up internet and being outside.
So a lot of people I've noticed that are young, especially guys in the 20s, they'll come up to me and say, hey, Mark, can I get a picture or whatever?
And even when they talk to me, their tonality is kind of fucked up.
They're shaky when they speak.
There's not conviction behind their words in my head.
I'm like, damn, if you talk to a girl...
And she listens to you speak.
She wouldn't be sure of you either.
And another thing too I'll say is that I think social media negatively impacts women more, right?
Controversial take here.
And the reason why I think it impacts women more negatively is because with women, right, they kind of have this, they have a proclivity to kind of look at the grass as always green on the other side and I can do better because girls are always looking for the best option.
So the internet gives them an endless plethora of men that are better options and the grass greener on the other side.
And then they're comparing themselves to other girls.
Whereas like with guys, a regular dude, Can't compete with these guys on Instagram and these men that are hitting these girls up, man.
We got girls that come on the show that are like fucking fives, dude, that have like had sex with Future and shit.
I'm like, what the fuck is going on here?
Yeah, but guys, that's the craziest thing, dude.
Guys, high value men will bang a waitress.
Yeah.
They're different.
Women aren't like that.
A guy like Jeff Bezos will get married to a waitress.
Guys, they have different value systems.
Girls are like, what's your 401k look like?
What's your credit score?
Fellas are like, I can get down with this shit.
It's different.
Yeah, I mean, no, absolutely.
Even like, for example, social media, so like you said earlier, look at what's happening now.
People are being exposed, people are being like, for example, put out there for dating women in privacy.
So it's almost like if I'm a guy watching this, I'm like, damn, if I talk to a chick or even like try to smash, I'm a guy exposed too.
You never know.
You never know, bro.
And then marrying her, divorce, it's a lot, bro.
It's just you take on an enormous amount of risk and there's not much upside.
So I think a lot of guys are checking out and doing other things.
And I think on the girl's side, they just have so many options.
They're like, well, I don't want a normal guy.
I think I deserve better because I'm like, you know, I got 10,000 followers on Instagram.
Even though she is a five in real life, she's able to talk to men that are eights or nines and get dates with these dudes.
They're not happy at all.
They're having fun in the moment, but when they get older, when they actually get out of the phase of, oh, he doesn't want me anymore, it's like, there's depression.
And I mean, for you, Jeremy, where'd you grow up?
Just a small town out in Wisconsin.
Okay, so you grew up in a small town in Wisconsin.
There was like three hot chicks.
You know what I mean?
It was not like a huge pool of people.
Gotcha.
And then you guys met, and you said you guys have been together since.
Okay, so you graduated high school in 2001.
Yeah, 2001.
Holy crap.
So yeah, bro.
Your girl wasn't tainted by social media and the internet at all.
She doesn't even use it.
That's what I mean.
She might as well churn butter.
Jeremy, how'd you get an end-quartering?
It was just...
It's a call out to...
I came up with a name when a lot of hobbies that I was in...
It's a reference to being drawn and quartered a million years ago when they would treat that as a punishment.
They put an arm in each leg on a horse and like...
Damn bro, you are old.
What the hell?
I remember watching it.
I've heard of that punishment before.
Bro, who...
In medieval times they did that?
Wasn't it like a king that used to do that a lot?
Well, there's a king that did a lot of beheadings.
Yeah.
Something like that.
I can't remember his name, though.
Yeah, King Henry VIII, maybe, I think.
I don't know.
So the quartering is a punishment where four horses pull you apart.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was supposed to signify, like, a lot of the videos I made were talking about hobbies that I had when I first started out.
And how they got politicized.
And, like, you're like, I'm just playing this nerd card game.
Like, why do I have to care about trans rights?
And so there was, like, a reference to that crap.
Like, how all that stuff...
That I was into is getting politicized and it felt weird and it felt like odd and so that's that's how that kind of came about was that's what I started talking about some like Antifa guy attacked me because he didn't like words I had to say online like so then this persona was like that was at the conference right Yes, and for the record, he was not wearing a dress at the time.
A lot of guys say, like, you got beat up by a guy in a dress.
To be fair, he was not wearing a dress at the time, and I did not get beat up by him, but he did attack me.
Like, why?
Did he just, like, come up behind you and just, like, why?
Literally.
So I was at a convention, Gen Con, which is the biggest, like, gaming convention in the world.
Oh, wow.
Is it bigger than E3? No.
Bigger than E3? Oh, way bigger than E3. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's like 80,000 people that show up to this thing.
Yo, we need to go there, man.
Yeah, yeah, we do.
We do.
Now that I'm getting into gaming, which we're going to talk about gaming here in a second.
Yeah, I didn't see that coming.
We're going to talk about gaming in a second.
Yeah, man.
Oh, sorry.
Continue on.
Yeah, yeah.
You love Gen Con.
It's awesome.
Because if you actually like to play games, then you can play them there.
But anyway, there was a...
You know how it is when, like, that's why when I see you guys doing a live event, I'm like, man, these guys are crazy.
So I was there.
It was like my people, you know, so I was like...
We're like, what's up, Jeremy?
All day long, right?
And it was like 2 in the morning.
I got my back turned.
I'm sitting at a bar outside, like a patio bar, just having my 50th drink or whatever.
And some guy's like, are you cheering for the quarter?
And I turn around.
I'm like, yeah.
And he's like, ah!
And he just starts punching me.
That's fucking crazy.
Turns out he was like some Antifa guy, and he didn't like that I made fun of somebody for saying trans rights or something like that.
And then I got banned from the convention.
You got banned because of terrorists at you, because Antifa are terrorists, by the way, FYI. Of course, yeah.
Correctly, by the United States government, are classified as a domestic terrorist group.
Yeah.
And yeah, so I got banned, mostly because my viewers were, like, brigading the live stream and, like, shitting on them for...
So, like, I understand why I got banned, but it did suck because it was something that I really liked to do, and I went there all the time.
But that's the name of the game sometime.
Damn, bro.
Wow.
That's wild.
So, I just started playing games recently, again.
I've always been a gamer, but I didn't, like, play for a while because, you know, I was, like, real focused on bringing a podcast and, like, you know, bringing us up.
But now, you know, I'm streaming.
I think the gaming community is huge, and I think I definitely want to tap into that because there's a lot of lost guys in there, right?
Jeremy, he's not playing games.
He's living in games.
He lives on Overwatch.
That's where you live, nigga.
I see you streaming to Overwatch.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
I was on for 10 hours earlier today, and then we're going to be doing three podcasts today, so the grind doesn't end.
10 hours!
I streamed for 10 hours, bro.
You aren't just getting into gaming.
That's like full-on addiction.
Exactly!
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I'm very competitive, man.
Ten hours is short.
I'm pretty damn good, though.
I'll tell you that.
Ten hours is short to Myron.
But yeah, I was like, you know, we're going to do a three-peat, so might as well.
I streamed with Sneeko, then I came home, ate, and then I streamed again for ten hours gaming, and then now I'm here.
Didn't sleep.
Fuck it.
It is what it is.
Listen, bro.
Myron, you have a problem, and we want to talk to you about it because we care about you.
Intervention for this guy.
What games do you play, bro?
Yeah, what do you play, Jeremy?
That's what I was going to ask you.
You know, I play...
Oh, my God.
I like to play RPG games.
Okay.
So, like, I mean, I'll play Siege, like Rainbow Six Siege.
Okay.
You stream that?
Do you stream it enough?
I don't stream it.
No, I'm not good enough to stream it.
Okay.
But I play that, or I'll play, like, you know, I like to play Final Fantasy RPG, and then I'll play, like...
You know, Call of Duty.
Everyone plays Call of Duty for at least a little while when the new game comes out, you know?
Which Final Fantasy?
I play the online one, actually.
So I play Final Fantasy Online.
So it's like World of Warcraft, you know?
Which server?
Primal.
We're in the same data center, bro.
Oh, let's go.
Join the quarter pounders, man.
I have a house and everything.
What?
A team, you know, what do you call it?
Housing, from the housing district.
Wait, you can make houses on Final Fantasy now?
Yeah, it's cool.
I remember Final Fantasy 7.
Is that having to do with the big ass sword?
Is that Sims or is that Final Fantasy?
Jeremy, what do you mean?
Well, I'm talking about Final Fantasy Online.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What class do you mean?
What class do you mean?
You should hear me.
You can't hear you, Moe?
You can't hear me?
You can't hear him, Moe?
You can't hear the fat dude?
Oh, I think he went mute.
Oh, there you go.
What do you mean?
Bard.
What?
I know, but you get a gun.
I was like, alright, well Bard's kind of lame, but you get a gun.
But they're the best supporting class in it.
So yeah, you're like a really good team player.
Yeah, I love it, dude.
Join the quarter pounders, man.
Yeah, I'm named Dragon and Reaper.
Yeah, it's a free company house, it's called, right?
Yeah, and it's all decorated, and it's cool as shit.
Like, I love it.
Yeah.
What else do you play?
Okay, so Final Fantasy, Rainbow, you play Siege every now and then.
You said COD when it comes out new.
What else?
Super Mario, Smash Bros.
No, I was never a Smash guy, not because I don't think it's good.
I just never got into it.
I played more like, if I was playing a fighting game, like Mortal Kombat, or, you know, I play like a lot of the...
So right now, Helldivers 2 is really popular.
That's a cool game to play, Helldivers, and then...
I don't know.
I try to play whatever.
When you play an MMO, as you know, like Overwatch, if you're going to play Final Fantasy online, 10 hours is all I got.
Like, I don't have time to be screwing around playing other games.
You're in, you know?
Because my thing is I'm big...
So it's interesting that you say I'm not going to play Siege online.
I'm not going to stream it because I'm that good at it.
So for me, I'm kind of the same way.
I'm like, alright, I'm going to play Overwatch.
I'm going to be fucking good.
I'm going to be hitting shots.
You guys are going to watch me and be like, damn, okay, this dude could actually play this shit.
Versus playing a game and being trashed like these ethots on Twitch.
They suck and they still play.
Well, I got titties.
I show them off.
It doesn't help me the same way.
Yeah.
I usually will do, when I play Final Fantasy though, I get that streamer privilege.
Yes.
People are like, yo, that's how I got the free company house.
Imagine if more people know World of Warcraft.
Imagine if your guild had your own house, like World of Warcraft.
I had some guy who had been in the game forever.
He was like, oh, watch your videos.
He's like, you want a free company house?
I'm like, don't you need a zillion whatever currencies?
He's like, don't worry, I'll just pay for it.
I'm like...
Cool.
Yeah, you definitely get perks.
For me, I'm able to queue up with some pretty good kids that I play with that are good.
I call them good kids.
See, I'm showing my game and shit because I'll be like, you're a fucking bad kid, but you're good.
But yeah, I play with some people that are pretty damn good and we queue up and we win a lot.
Okay, how about this, Jeremy?
Top five games of all time.
Holy shit.
All time?
Yeah, of all time.
I want your top five of all time.
It says a lot about the individual when you're able to name them.
Okay.
All right.
Well, because I've been gaming a really long time.
It doesn't have to be in particular order because I know this is a very sensitive question to a lot of people and it takes time and stuff.
So you can just give me the top five to come to your head.
No particular order.
No particular order.
Okay, Super Mario 2, Final Fantasy 7.
Okay.
Final Fantasy 7 is a classic.
I would say Gran Turismo as a series.
You've got to pick one, though.
Gran Turismo 3.
What was the one that was on PlayStation 2?
Gran Turismo 3?
I think it was 3 or 4.
3.
Yeah.
The one that debuted with the game, right?
Sorry, the one that debuted with the console.
With the console, yeah.
Where you had to do like the enduro race, you had to pause that shit because they were like a seven hour race and you had to like, you know, it was in real time.
I think, I actually, okay, Red Dead Redemption 2 has got to be on the list.
I think that's really good.
I've never played that game, I've got to play it though.
That's amazing.
Yeah, it's an amazing game.
I'll say, even though I'm not hardcore into it, I've got to respect what GTA V did with their role-playing.
Just the fact that the game is 20 years old.
Super popular.
And here's a random other new style game I like, because I like Far Cry 5.
I thought that was a pretty good game.
Okay.
Wow.
Fresh.
Go ahead.
Top 5?
Yeah.
Easy.
Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time.
I would say, Modern Warfare 2, and 3.
Nigga, I'm going to attend all games.
Nigga, you don't play Smash, brother!
So we got Legend of Zelda.
Actually, all the games are really good anyway.
We got NW2 and 3.
We got...
Wait, Modern War...
Warfare 2 and 3.
Oh, okay.
I would say...
Man, it's horrible because like...
It's not in order, right?
Not in order.
No, no, no.
It's not in order.
Just top five.
GoldenEye007.
Oh.
Oh, that's a...
Yeah.
That is classic.
Yeah, that was too...
Yeah, I missed that.
Then we got Mario Kart and Smash Bros.
That's it for me.
That's a good list.
Yeah.
Alright, I would say...
Were you a fucking screen peeker, though?
No!
You were a screen peeker, weren't you?
My boy was a screen peeker.
My boy was...
He was so good, he would be looking this way and be like this.
I'm like, yo, this is a fucking cheater, bro!
For all the people out there that are wondering, it would be four-way screen.
That's what it was.
On the same TV. Oh, yeah, you young bucks don't know.
Yeah, they don't know what the hell you're talking about.
We would have people come to the house and spend hours playing games non-stop.
Smash Bros., Mario Kart, GoldenEye 007.
It was crazy, bro.
All right, my top list, no particular order.
Zelda Ocarina of Time, of course.
I think that's number one of all time, to be honest with you.
Halo 2.
I played that game at a very high level back in the day.
I played against pros.
I played somewhat professionally, been in a few MLG tournaments, Halo 2.
Humble brag.
Yeah, you know, you gotta do it.
Overwatch, of course, right?
I think people can say whatever the fuck they want to say about Overwatch, but Overwatch brought back first-person shooting, and it literally won game of the year.
I think the first first-person shooter to win game of the year in a very long time, I think it's 2016.
And team play.
Like that was kind of the first one that had that where you had defined roles that were really, you know, that was really popular.
Absolutely.
And then Super Smash Bros.
64.
The first one.
The very, very first.
Coffee Cat.
Yeah.
Well, nigga, you didn't mention that.
No, you didn't say N64. You just said Smash Bros.
Yeah, you said Smash Bros.
like a fucking loser.
You probably played on GameCube like a fucking dork.
It starts at 64 all the way up until Switch now.
So of course I mean that.
You're one of these new niggas, man.
And then...
Yeah, it'd be Andrew.
Okay.
You gotta hang out to that for life.
Him and Andrew were having some very intense Super Smash Bros.
Andrew Tate...
Smash Bros.
Argument.
Sorry, games.
Yeah.
Bro.
What was the Tony Hawk one that was big?
Oh, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2.
Oh, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2.
Now I'm about to ask you the real question.
Who'd you play when you played Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2?
Who was the skater you used?
Um...
Shoot, man.
I don't remember.
I remember...
I mean, I played 720 on Nintendo.
I mean, Skate or Die.
But the...
I remember that Pro Skater 2 was huge.
Did that have BAM? No, that didn't have BAM. Yeah, it did have BAM. It did have BAM. Two, I think, did have BAM. No.
What was it?
Three?
Three had BAM. Three, maybe?
Yeah, three had BAM. Three was on PlayStation 2.
Yeah, I just love that game.
Like, I remember just, like, sitting there, passing the joint, play, crash, pass the joint.
Like, everyone just would play all night long.
Yeah.
I played Bob Burnquist.
I played, uh, you played who?
Bob Burnquist?
Yeah, Bob Burnquist, yeah.
Oh, he's an OG, though.
He's a great skater, yeah.
The Brazilian nigga.
I don't think so.
It's so bad, I know where these dudes are from.
I played Bucky Lastic.
That's who I like playing.
That was my second one.
And I used Kareem Campbell too when I felt like a black guy.
I used to do the...
What was his fucking move?
The ghetto slide?
He'd fucking turn the border upside down and fucking skate on that shit.
That's racist.
That's what he called it.
He called it the ghetto slide.
That's what he called it, bro.
And then obviously, because Tony Hawk was the only one that could do it, I would do the 900 with him, but I'd have to fucking get super avert to be able to do that 900 because you always would...
If you fell down, you would bleed all over the place.
Bam.
Digital blood.
I'm trying to think here.
What else?
Yo, I'm not going to lie though, bro.
The new gen gaming for fighting was Naruto Ultimate Storm.
That was fire.
That's good.
Do you use one of those crazy controllers?
I actually do.
And Dragon Ball Z as well.
Budokai 3.
Legendary.
Budokai 3 is really popular.
Yeah.
I never had one of those because the fighting games all got to those six button joystick ones.
I never had that.
One more game I forgot to mention.
Grand Theft Auto Vice City.
That's what I literally used to create this studio.
This whole studio I used the Grand Theft Auto lighting and everything else like that.
Vice City was definitely the inspiration for this whole podcast studio, man.
I mean, Grand Theft Auto 3, I would say, was what revolutionized that whole open-world gaming, but Grand Theft Auto Vice City was my favorite.
Tommy Versetti going crazy.
And then, you know another game?
The real OGs are going to know this.
The game that kind of put on the map open-world gaming, I don't know if y'all remember this, it was on the Dreamcast, it was called Shenmue.
Shenmue!
Shenmue, yeah, yeah.
That's a deep cut.
Don't ask me how I know that.
Yeah, yeah.
Niggas like, you don't know about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
YouTube like, you don't know about that.
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, come on over here.
That game revolutionized, like, real world, like, being in an open world and, like, whatever.
Like, Grand Theft Auto 3 started it, and then we had, like, three games on the Dreamcast.
You had Virtual Fighter.
Yeah.
You had, what was the zombie one?
The shooter.
Perfect Dark?
No, Perfect Dark with N64. No.
That was a good game, too, actually.
It was a launch title.
Yeah.
But Shenmue was also another one.
It was like, Chad will probably get it, but there was that, yeah, there was Virtua Fighter, which everyone had.
A Blitz?
House of the Dead.
House of the Dead.
Sonic the Hedgehog!
Yeah, Sonic, of course.
Nintendo owned Sonic, right?
Didn't Nintendo buy the rights to a lot of these Sega characters?
They have some of it, yeah.
Yeah, because I know Sonic is in Smash Brothers.
Oh!
I hate to say it, I can't believe I didn't mention this.
One of my other favorite games, I'm going to really show myself being a nerd here, Metal Gear Solid 2, Sons of Liberty.
One of my favorite games of all time.
Yeah, that's good.
Hideo Kojima is a fucking genius.
Even though the storylines are complex as fuck and I don't know what's going on a lot of the times.
I gotta come back and be like, damn, that makes sense.
But Metal Gear Solid 2 was fucking crazy.
Yo, the cutscene when Vamp is killing all those soldiers.
You remember that shit?
I'm like fucking dramatized from that shit.
As a kid I was like, what the fuck?
Don't fuck this nigga running around stabbing people and shit.
Wow.
Look it up, guys.
VAM cutscene, Metal Gear Solid 2.
I was looking at that shit as a kid.
I was like, what the fuck is this?
All those early stealth games like Splinter Cell and Metal Gear Solid.
They don't really make games like that anymore.
Because people don't have the patience.
They're not trying to sneak.
They just want to blast right through it.
Another good one was Star Fox.
Yeah, the Starbucks 64 was good.
I don't know.
You guys are all in fancy Miami, but I know you weren't always there.
I used to go to Kmart.
You guys know what Kmart is?
Of course, bro.
Of course.
Yeah, okay.
So it's like pre-Walmart.
My mom would be going shopping.
I'd be like, you're going to Kmart?
And they had a demo in the electronics section.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there would be a line of kids in there, and I would just be like, oh yeah, I'll go with you to store it so my mom can buy bras or whatever.
It's a terrible thing.
I'm just going to sit and wait in electronics so I can play the Star Fox demo.
And then it came out on the N64 Mini, or the Super Nintendo Mini or whatever, and I was like, oh, this game kind of sucks.
It was awesome at the time.
On Smash Bros., what character do you use?
I've never played it.
You've never played Smash Bros?
No, I never understood it.
It's the same thing when so many people are into Kingdom Hearts.
I was like, oh, there's Disney characters in an RPG. Kingdom Hearts is extremely complex.
I'm not going to lie, complicated.
It's a good game.
I respect that, but I just never played it.
There's too many characters, though.
I get confused with who's who sometimes.
I ain't going to lie.
Pokemon was lit, too.
Someone in the chat said Pokemon.
Okay, this is going to sound lame.
I had Pokemon Yellow version.
I'll tell you guys why here in a second.
I had Pokemon Yellow version.
You like Asians?
Yes, I do like Asians very much.
I don't.
Not anymore.
But the reason why, guys, is because you can get a surfing Pikachu.
Yes, you can.
That's a deep cut, man.
You are a fucking nerd.
I know.
Here's the thing, though.
Yo, there's nothing better.
You know what I did?
I shouldn't be admitting I did this.
This is, like, really evil to admit this shit.
So I taught my Pikachu surf.
Then I traded that nigga to a blue virgin person.
That's what you do, though!
And then I turned him into a Raichu.
And then I had a Raichu that could fucking surf, right?
And bro, I'll tell you this.
People will get that Golem out or that fucking ground-type Pokemon or whatever, and they think, oh yeah, we got this fucking Raichu.
We're going to do it quick, and he's going to be gone.
Psyche!
I got first attack, and I'm doing surf.
You're fucking done.
Next thing you know, because they didn't see it coming.
They're like, surf?
What?
And then he's dead in one shot.
Hold on, hold on.
Hardest game you ever played in your life?
Mine is Dark Souls.
Hardest game you ever played?
Hardest game?
Yeah, like the most intense where you die, you lose everything.
Oh, bro.
Ninja Gaiden, nigga.
Really?
Ninja Gaiden is the most difficult game.
One of the hardest games.
That shit was hard as hell.
Yeah, that was hard as hell.
Wait, harder than Dark Souls?
Yeah.
One and two and three?
Yes, bro.
Yes.
Ninja Gaiden was hard, bro.
There are no continues.
Yeah.
So you could not...
I actually think it's sitting right behind me.
Oh, no, it isn't.
I would say...
Okay, so you guys are roughly the same age, but if people remember Nintendo games, okay?
Yeah.
I lived in a small town where most people didn't own Nintendos, but we could rent Nintendos or we could rent Nintendo games.
This is like before Blockbuster or before.
So you would rent a game and be like, oh, cool.
I remember Blockbuster.
Yeah, you go and you rent a game, but you have no freaking idea what to do.
So you'd get the game and then my dad would be like...
I paid $3.
You skit your ass down there and you play that game.
I remember renting...
The Simpsons on Nintendo.
And I could not figure out what to do in the first two minutes.
And my dad made me sit down there and play that freaking game all weekend long.
I was like, I don't know what to do.
Quartering.
I'm telling you, bro.
There was a game for 64 Donkey Kong, right?
I forgot what it's called.
Which one?
Donkey Kong Island?
Bro.
Donkey Kong 64 was lit.
Okay, so back in the day.
Back in the day, right?
You couldn't look at...
There was no forums online to look at FAQs, right?
So I was like, bro, I was sitting there for days trying to get past this level in Donkey Kong.
I couldn't figure it out.
Then my brother was like, yo, bro, Google how to beat the game.
And it was FAQs, how to beat the game.
I was like, fuck.
You're so young, dude.
I got my ass tanned for calling the Nintendo hotline.
Really?
That's what they would do.
They would call the Nintendo Hotline to get tips, and it was like $3.99 a minute.
And you would call, and it was like, hello.
Wow, I remember that.
Thank you for calling the Nintendo Hotline.
So they burned you up like $20 before you got to anything.
DK! Did you have that same issue with, you played Sonic 3 for Sega Genesis?
Yeah, that was impossible too.
That casino night, yeah.
Yeah, remember with that little barrel?
And you thought maybe you'd jump as much as you could, but you just never...
That's why I collect this shit now that I'm 40.
I'm like, I'm gonna beat this game.
I Google up on the other screen.
I'm like, yeah, okay.
You know what game had me, even though I say it's one of my favorites, Ocarina of Time?
Yo, for almost a year and a half, bro, I couldn't beat Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time.
You guys know where I got stuck, bro?
I got stuck.
This is the first time I've actually...
That was Dreamcast, right?
No, 64.
No, 64, 64.
Bro, it's a fucking embarrassment.
I'm admitting this right now in front of almost 10,000, over 10,000 people.
I got stuck at the Fire Temple, bro.
Like, I couldn't...
I didn't see that there was a fucking door that you had that was like, you know those fake doors?
You gotta use the bomb and blow it up and then there's this trap door?
I didn't open that shit.
Yeah, but you couldn't have known that.
That's the craziest part of that era of games.
Yeah, back in the day, you had no idea, bro.
Bro, for like a year, bro.
For like a goddamn year, I was stuck at the Fire Temple.
I stopped playing the game, and I just said, one day I just picked it up randomly.
I said, I'm gonna fucking beat this game.
And I blew up that door, and I was able to get in, and I got the fucking hammer.
You know, the Fire Temple, you get that fucking hammer.
I was like, thank God!
And then from there, I was able to go to the Water Temple, then I went to the Shadow Temple, then I went to the fucking, what's the, then I went on the Gerudo Fortress.
They play that fucking song.
And that fucking...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
*Evil singing* I was like "Bitch get me across this bridge" *Evil singing* *Evil singing* Bruh I was so fucking motivated after I passed the fire table 'cause I didn't even have a horse.
*Evil singing* Nigga, you know what it's like to go up that fucking mountain with no epona?
You know what it's like?
It's fucking miserable, bro.
I didn't have a hook shot.
I didn't have a long shot.
I couldn't do nothing.
You know what was the scariest part of that game?
The zombies that came up.
Oh!
The niggas would jump on you like this!
Bro, you're so scared, bro.
I must be like, what?
Seven or six, bro?
Niggas!
I was like, mom, they're zombies!
Oh my god!
Niggas!
Yo!
And they be ugly as hell.
They look at you, and they're like, ah!
And then you freeze.
You're like, bro.
And killing them is so hard, bro.
And then they start going, just sucking your life.
And I'm like, what the fuck is this shit?
Succubus, bro.
Bro, nigga, you know what I used to get?
I used to get that big-ass sword.
Yeah.
The giant sword.
So I don't have to be close to them niggas.
I'd be like, ah, get away.
Like, bro.
Broly.
Goddamn, man.
That was the scary part, bro.
Bro, that was fucking terrible.
And they look disgusting.
They were terrible, yeah.
There were mummies and, like, naked dudes.
Yes.
Goddamn, bro.
Oh, man.
Wait, they were naked?
Yes!
Yeah!
I blocked another thing.
64.
Yeah, man.
But yeah, man.
That was sad, man.
Yeah.
That was really scary.
That was scary stuff, man.
We're just taking everybody right now through a fucking the field train.
Memory lane.
Okay.
Because this tells a lot about somebody.
Resident Evil 4 was good.
Resident Evil 2 was crazy.
Resident Evil 2 was crazy, bro.
Okay.
Who would y'all pick first?
Did you pick Leon or did you pick Claire?
Don't lie.
You pick Claire.
Everybody here pick Leon?
Hell yeah.
Let's fucking go.
We all besides this.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Ain't nobody picking a girl!
Let's walk it, go!
How dare you!
We'll clown him, bro.
We'll clown him on leg.
You put the girl?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who picks the girl?
You stupid!
I picked the girl.
What?
What?
Come on, quartering!
Quartering!
You lying, man.
Yeah, he lied.
I'm simping.
I mean, which person and evil was...
You what?
I was like, if I pick her, I can save her.
What?!
You're lying, bro.
What was the one, which Resident Evil was it where the dogs jumped through the windows right away?
Was that the first or second one?
I can't remember.
I feel like it was the first or the second, but those are great games too, even though they didn't hold up that well.
They're still pretty good.
What's the game with Pyramid Head?
What game was that?
Silent Hill.
Oh, Silent Hill.
Yeah, that was scary too, bro.
Hey, low-key?
Okay, I don't know.
I promise you I'm not staking my reputation on the fact that it holds up, but that was an okay video game movie.
Yeah, it was actually.
It was okay.
That was by Hideo Kojima too.
Let me ask y'all this though.
Street Fighter, who you picking?
Who's your character?
Akuma.
Oh, Raiden, every time.
Raiden?
Yeah, that's Mortal Kombat.
Oh, that's Mortal Kombat.
Street Fighter is guile.
We're going to Mortal Kombat next.
Kuma.
Raging Demon, baby.
Yeah, Raging Demon.
Street Fighter is Guile every time.
Oh!
Alright.
Yo, Bills.
Bills, who are you picking?
Bills, shorty be like, yo, go hard on me.
I'm like, go Raging Demon.
What the hell?
Come on, man.
Come on.
You weirdo, nigga.
What about you, Bills?
Who are you picking?
I'm usually a Ken main, for real, for real.
Ken?
You look like a nigga that I use Ken.
You want to roll around with niggas when you grab one, you weirdo.
And then what about you, Bills?
Mo probably use Blanka.
Blacker.
Blacker.
Just stand there.
Who do you use, Mo?
No, you use E-Honda.
I was waiting for that.
I was waiting for you.
I was waiting.
How the thousand hands slap.
That's not a joke.
Who do you use, Mo?
I actually made Ken, too.
Ken?
Yeah.
Ken was the best, though.
Dom, who do you use?
Bison.
Who?
Rashaun.
Sean!
Yeah, Sean, the basketball...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Sean!
Yeah, Sean!
You know Sean?
You mean Dalvin?
He was Dalvin?
No, no, no.
I think it was a basketball one.
Bro, I'll show you, bro.
He was a basketball player?
Yes, bro.
And he fought like...
I think he was Ken's protege in the story.
This guy, right?
This guy right here.
Oh, okay.
What the hell?
You never seen him?
No, I've never seen this dude, man.
This must have been later.
He hard, bro.
Yo, he's a gangster.
Yeah, that was a good one.
And then for, what about you for Mortal Kombat, Jeremy?
Either Raiden or Scorpion.
Okay, that's what I used to.
I used Scorpion.
But I never played any of the later games, to be fair.
Like, I played Mortal Kombat 1 and 2.
I know they have like 12 now, so, you know.
The ultimate fighter, though, was Marvel vs.
Capcom.
You know who I liked in them?
What was the game?
Killer Instinct.
How about that?
Killer Instinct?
I never really played it.
I never played it.
I played it.
You know a game is like a fucking, like, what I call like a, like a, it's kind of like a low IQ game, but it was actually fun as hell if you had some friends.
You ever play that game, Rampage?
Hell yeah, dude, that's Nintendo, man.
You destroy the buildings, you mean niggas?
Nintendo, yeah!
I'm gonna play that.
You gonna play that shit with your friends and then like you just be eating people all over the place and getting health and then like you destroy like the cop, the military when they try to come in and stop y'all?
That in Battle Toads, bro!
I have that shit on...
I have the cabinet for Rampage.
Oh, really?
I used to be able to pick dudes up and throw them up in the air and be like...
You just eat them?
You throw them up in the air and eat them?
Eating civilians off the building and shit?
That shit was fine.
Total destruction.
I thought I was the only crazy person that played that show.
I played that show with friends.
That was fire.
Damn.
So, quartering, you said you got a...
And then I see you got a Kirby thing right there, man.
You a fan of Kirby?
Hell yeah, Kirby W. Yeah, dude.
Kirby was, I think, the second game or third game I ever got on a Game Boy.
Now, again, I'm old as shit probably compared to...
There used to be this mobile gaming.
It was like four AA batteries and you could play for like two hours.
But Kirby's Adventure was awesome.
It was fun.
It was a great game.
Yo, did you know you could unlock Meta Knight?
No.
Yeah, it's a hack for it.
But yo, we forgot about this game.
Metroid Prime.
Great game.
Yeah, Metroid Prime.
Legendary, bro.
One of the best adventure games.
I wasn't that big of a fan of Metroid.
64.
No?
I thought Metroid was trash.
Oh, you don't like female protagonists?
Is that what it is?
You know what's funny, bro?
I didn't like it either, but I just told myself that there was not a girl under that suit.
I just said, it must be like a thing.
How dare you?
Not girls.
I was like, okay, you know what?
Then she takes her mask off and she's like, she's a blonde!
No!
But that's why I like Dark Samus.
Because it's a thing.
It's not a thing.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, for Smash.
Anyhow, quartering.
Yeah.
Oh, we didn't even read chats.
We don't have too many.
Yeah, read some.
Everyone's sending a bunch of Rumble rants.
By the way, just so everyone knows, we're cool.
We do need another one of these, man.
There's no beef, only quarter pounders.
I'm going to come down there.
I'm going to be the cream in the Oreo.
We're going to hang out in Miami.
It's going to be cool.
I'm going to teach these guys how to eat.
We should have a gaming session as well.
Yes, absolutely.
Do you play Overwatch, Jeremy, or no?
What's that?
Do you play Overwatch or no?
I have played it.
I mean, I figure if you can be good, I can probably be okay.
I like it.
Stay on Final Fantasy, bro.
On God.
Hey, you better join my guild.
I'm going to remember you.
I've got you in my sights.
Although I'm already in the free company, but I'm in the FemFrit server in that same data center primal.
Oh, okay.
All right.
It's on then.
Yeah.
I fucking love that you play that game, dude.
I love it.
Yeah, that's the game I be playing on my days of.
I love that game.
You know why?
Because their women look like women in that game.
Yeah.
They're not trying to make everyone look confusing or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's why I'd be looking.
What race do you have?
What race are you in Final Fantasy?
Alpha, I think.
Or what is it when you're an archer?
I don't know that answer.
I haven't logged in in like two weeks.
I'd have to look.
Really?
Embarrassing.
You got me.
Fraud.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm just excited because, you know, when I hear Final Fantasy, I just love talking about it.
Final Fantasy 14, I just love talking about it.
Add me, like, you know, work through the channels.
Byron's got my mom's number, so then he can send it to her and then...
Jesse's mom!
I love to play with you.
I love it.
Cool.
We can read some of these chats and then we'll bring Dom on.
We got, let's see here.
Tyler Dur...
No?
Okay.
David Jesse says, Hey, Miner, I really expect you, but please don't attack Christianity.
Attack 2024 cowardly Christians.
The Bible says to be bold and go to war and revolt against societies that are against God.
2024 Christians took the turn to other cheek out of context.
Did you?
I didn't hear that.
Yeah, I didn't hear that.
I don't know why he's saying that.
KVB, Myron, you chastise paying for boxing.
A box is fast, it's cheap, it's convenient.
You save time.
You have a plethora of attractive girls to choose from.
Girls are hoes these days.
So what's the difference?
You girls don't...
Have you ever had herpes?
That's the difference.
Yeah, there you go, my friend.
Yeah, I just don't like Pamperbox, guys.
If you want to do it, go for it, but I'm not a fan of it.
Does anyone remember Dark Cloud?
That game was amazing, and Goldman's Adventure?
No.
Mass Effect Trilogy is king?
Okay, and that's from Greg.
What game is that?
Never heard of it.
What the heck?
Mass Effect, yeah, it's a good game.
Yeah, it's good.
Mass Effect is good.
No, no, no.
He mentioned another game.
He said Gomez and something else.
Nick, what is that?
Dark Cloud.
Oh yeah, Derek Cloud, yeah.
David says A minor.
Oh no, I read that one.
Hold on, one second, one second.
Oh, it's Rants now?
Yep, Rumble Rants, one second.
Give me one moment.
Yeah, we really went through time with them games.
For real, man.
The member berries, man.
Let me say this.
Everyone should send more Rumble Rants in.
But like...
That's what brings everyone together, you know?
That's why video gaming is awesome.
It does bring people together, because I'll tell you this, when I play Overwatch, man, there's a bunch of people that are super liberal fucks that I argue with all the time and tell them that they're trash, but, you know, it is what it is.
Let me tell you, I usually just play it so I can call people the N-word.
Oh, bro!
That's what I do to- Bro, what?
Y'all are hilarious, bro.
I'd be out here doing that too, man.
Don't worry.
I'd be the top one racist online, man.
Oh, God.
I get called the N-word all the time, and I feel like it's a compliment.
You know, I feel like, thank you.
Punisher.
Another Chinaman says, Maren, when you tell Chinaman, Chinaman, shut the fuck, you broke Chinaman heart, Chinaman sad, Chinaman crying.
No, man, Chinaman is good, bro.
Don't worry about Chinaman.
Oh, shit.
Max Payne.
Good reference, dude.
Okay, okay, okay.
I mean, let's be honest though.
Max Payne, the only thing that was cool about that shit is because you could slow down time.
But that was revolutionary.
That was really cool back then, yeah.
That was.
Matrix.
But the storyline was typical, right?
The gameplay was like, eh.
But it was just really cool to fucking just...
You get to slam painkillers to fill your house.
And they had bullet time.
Yo, you know what's crazy?
That game, like, you're slamming painkillers to get rid of the pain and everything else like that to heal yourself.
That was before, like, you know, Oxy and all that other stuff became really toxic.
Yeah, that's true.
Now it's bad.
This is way before, like, the Oxy epidemic.
Now it's fentanyl and you die.
Yeah.
Yo, isn't it crazy how, like, back in the day, people didn't give a fuck at all?
Like, if you watch the Chappelle show, I be trying to tell people, yo, if you watch the Chappelle show, like, back in the day, like, 0-4, 0-5, when it was out, like, it would never pass for today.
People were like, oh, I was goaded back then, though.
It was the best.
It was fucking great, man.
Like, games were just so politically incorrect.
It was great.
Bioshock, you would inject yourself?
Bioshock, what?
Bioshock, you would inject yourself?
Yeah.
Right?
God!
People are like, I'm running out of power, bro.
What would you inject yourself with?
It would be a different type of gooey juice or just like...
There's like Heroin Hero.
Heroin, steroids.
Alright, interesting.
What else do we got here?
Ravioli goes, notice how the women get mad at how female characters look, yet men strive to look like the male characters.
Question, what was your favorite female video game character crush?
As a kid, I guess.
I always had one.
Tifa.
Easy.
Tifa.
Yo, they showed a lot of love in the remake.
I know.
A lot of fan service.
Oh, you know the term fan service.
You watch anime.
Yeah, well, I like big titties.
Chun-Li was pretty hot.
W-Man of Culture.
Yeah, Chun-Li.
Yeah, Chun-Li.
Shoot fighter.
Back in the day when I was a kid.
GSF. First to Watermelon, I think.
I clocked a lot of StarCraft hours.
Shout out to the guys who play strategy games.
The customer games were trendsetters.
Never forget, Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Yo, what the fuck?
Come on, Conference Bedford is trash.
That's a joke.
Even though that game was awful, you know what made it novel?
It's because it was made from the same dudes that made Donkey Kong.
Rare.
Rare.
It's rare software, yeah.
It was an edgy-ass fucking Banjo-Kazooie is basically what it was.
Banjo-Kazooie, yeah.
It was an edgy-ass...
They had the Matrix segment.
If you skip StarCraft, if you go back, I put a lot of hours and said, did you guys play, I don't know if you're too young, but Command& Conquer.
I played a shitload of that.
I didn't play it, but it did come out when I was, you know.
We ain't that much off in age, Jeremy.
You're just a young, young, young small boy now.
I'm 41, dude.
Six years in gaming, that's like two consoles.
Yeah, true.
When did I get my start?
Well, here's the thing.
I played with regular Nintendo system, but Super Nintendo was like where I really started to get it.
That's when I played A Link to the Past and everything else like that.
Dude, it took me forever to beat a Link to the Past.
That game is long.
How many fucking dungeons are on a Link to the Past?
Like 15 or some shit?
Bro, nowadays, long games are L. When we were kids, we had Sega Genesis on NDS. People's amount of attention is so low.
Yeah, they don't play long games like that no more.
Yeah, too much.
Yo, did you play?
You mentioned something about playing cards.
We forgot God of War, bro.
God of War.
God of War, bro.
We forgot God of War, man.
Yeah, the first one.
Yeah, Jeremy said he played cards.
Were you like a Magic the Gathering guy or a Yu-Gi-Oh guy?
Yeah, yeah.
I played Magic the Gathering since 1993 until they banned me like in 20...
They banned you?
For what?
How do you get banned from Magic the Gathering?
Well, I'll give you the short version.
Essentially, I realized that the company had gotten more and more progressive, and they started printing these articles on the official website, basically how men were gatekeeping women out of the game.
Well, because I actually played the game and I knew what it looked like when women walked into the game shop was basically like music would play.
Every guy in that place would get down on their knees to like welcome her.
So they would print all these articles like, oh, men are gatekeeping our game.
It's like, it was the start of the BS where like...
You know, women just make different choices.
They don't want to play Magic the Gathering.
It's a dorky chess plus math game.
But they're like, well, the real problem is the men.
So then I would start to respond to these articles.
And then I was young.
And so I would get a little too...
I would be a little too spicy.
Yeah, you use those words that we like to use when we play video games.
I know.
Yeah, well, maybe not all of them.
How dare you?
Yeah, I would get a little too offensive and then they end up ending.
But it's alright.
It's cool.
You're the first person I met that got banned from a card game.
Yeah, for real.
That's crazy.
They banned me from the game, and check this out.
So when you buy the cards, you own them digitally.
I probably, I don't know, $30,000 in digital currency and cards and stuff.
Yeah.
They banned me and took it.
No!
They took my card collection, too.
No, bro.
No!
So grimy.
For you young niggas, that's like 100 Charzards.
Yeah.
Well, like, I don't know what you'd say, like, if they took a bunch of skins or whatever, you know, that, like, have real value, like, CSGO skins.
Because here's the thing.
I remember with Magic the Gathering, right?
Because I used to go to a game shop myself.
Damn, I'm a nerd as well.
And I would play Yu-Gi-Oh!
But we would always see the Magic the Gathering guys.
Black guys always play Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yeah, that's true.
The niggas do play Yu-Gi-Oh!
Black guys are Yu-Gi-Oh!
They do, man.
They do.
Dark Magician, baby!
Yeah, yeah.
But I would see the Magic the Gathering guys there.
And bro, the Magic the Gathering is dedicated.
It's been out since the fucking 80s, bro.
People still play that shit.
Wow.
To this day.
But sorry, you were saying, Jeremy.
People know the Lord.
Well, I just mean, so they banned me, right?
So then what I did was I said, oh, okay, well, I'm just going to charge back everything.
So I went through my credit card and I charged back every purchase I ever made.
And they lost everything.
So they paid me back.
So I got my money back 10 years later.
But it did suck because, you know, I loved that game.
It's like whatever you think...
I mean, obviously, like, banging chicks is great.
But, like, whatever hobby you have as a guy or a girl, to have that ripped away from you does suck.
But it's all right.
I'm doing just fine.
You must have followed the Lord, too.
Yeah, I followed it.
I mean, I was balls deep, man.
I was playing since 1993.
Like, I was into it.
I loved it.
I still love it.
And, you know, I have card shops around me that don't care that I'm banned.
And, you know, and it's fine.
They let me play.
But I also feel it's kind of cucking a little bit to give them my money.
So, I try to find something else.
Understandable.
Damn, bro.
That sucks.
Because Magic the Gathering, they have a dedicated fucking support base, bro.
Niggas play Yu-Gi-Oh.
Bro.
Yeah, but nobody...
I'm not stereotyping.
It's true.
Niggas don't play Yu-Gi-Oh, though.
That is a black thing.
But niggas don't play Magic the Gathering, I'll tell you that.
They don't.
Niggas are some weirdos, bro.
The blacks are not gathering for Magic the Gathering.
But they're gathering for fucking Yu-Gi-Oh, bro.
They're niggas like that part of Greed, if you know what I'm saying.
That part of Greed!
The block choose that part of Greed.
Try to get them Exodia pieces.
Goddamn, man.
The forbidden one.
They love the weeb shit, man.
They love Final Fantasy, too, apparently, you know?
They do.
You look at Moe.
Yeah.
Okay.
His character in the game is probably skinny, too.
Mine?
Mine's ripped.
Six-pack, just like me.
Yes.
Alright, what else?
Anything else before?
Yes, we got two more.
GSF, damn.
I want to talk about Warhammer 2, but that's going to be the next episode.
How's it going, Fresh and Fit?
You guys should make an episode on streaming games when you need equipment, etc.
GTA 6 coming up next year.
I mean, I can show you how my stream is set up.
I got a pretty good gaming setup.
Yeah, but on a crazy setup, bro.
Yeah, it's insane.
It's insane, bro.
Anything else?
Do you have a PC sponsor, dude?
I don't.
You should fucking talk to me, man.
I got you.
I'll talk to you on the side, man, because yeah, I'd be going hard.
Isn't that the greatest shit as a gamer?
When I get a PC sponsor, I get a new computer every six months.
I'm like, this is the best shit ever.
And we're actually having a micro center down here in Miami very soon.
I think maybe this summer or fall.
Yeah, because I just learned mouse and keyboard.
I was a console bum for a while, and now I realize that...
PC is Master Race.
You've ascended to the true skill.
Now, yes, Master Race, man.
Holy, I feel like that guy that got denied from the art school.
Well, you can play with your lame-ass controller on PC if you want.
Yeah, no, that's a huge issue.
Bro, I did that at first, so I played Overwatch, right, first, with a controller on PC. No aim assist!
Stupidest thing I could ever do.
Why would you?
Yeah, play with that.
You need it.
I was getting absolutely destroyed.
Like, because you don't get aim assist and you're on a controller, it's like, bro, it's like you're handicapping yourself on the handicap.
So I was like, bro, I gotta learn mouse and key.
You gotta use it.
You gotta learn mouse and key, man.
It's the way to go.
But yeah, Master Race, baby.
Master Race is mouse and key.
Finally.
And PC, bro.
Like, consoles.
Consoles for black people.
Let's just keep it a thousand.
Yu-Gi-Oh!
And consoles for black people.
Mike Fresh.
Where's Jeremy?
I can't see him.
No, he's coming back.
Yeah, I'm here.
Oh, he can't show both chats.
Oh, he can't show the chat and Jeremy at the same time.
That's why.
That's all right.
We got one more, right?
It's probably better that he's not in the screen when I say consoles.
We got Lecrae here waiting.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, Myron, have you played the finals yet?
Best game is in the past five years, hands down.
I haven't played that.
David De Niro, 1K. It's a recent shooter.
No, no, no.
This one was Dark Horses.
Oh, Dark Horses.
Okay.
Tomb Raider and Max Payne were go-to solo games.
All right, Dave.
Tomb Raider, nigga?
Come on, man.
Yeah, you just want to look at Lara Croft.
Far Cry 5 definitely top five games of all times.
I feel him.
What is this white man doing here?
Doesn't he know we are racist?
The Elijah Fire.
No, nigga, you're racist.
I'm not racist.
Well...
I'm niggas.
Alright, anything else?
Oh lord, that's it.
Yes sir.
Yo, so guys, we're going to definitely have the quartering on here in Miami.
We're going to do a show with him in the future.
Have him on with some girls.
And then I want to definitely talk more nerd shit.
I want to talk Warhammer.
I'm thinking about getting an army set up.
Let's talk some nerd shit with the chicks.
Thanks for having me on.
I know you got Dom on.
I got mad love for Dom.
Make sure everyone sticks around for him.
Thank you guys for having me.
And I hate you less now.
And so we're good.
We're going to join forces.
Me too.
I'm trying to get men on the right path.
And yeah, so thanks for having me on.
I appreciate you both.
We appreciate you, man.
It was a great talk.
Come in, man.
See how much similarities we have?
It's fucking crazy, huh?
I know.
I feel blacker right now than I was an hour ago.
You're a nigga just like us.
You're a wigger.
My fucking credit score just went down.
Hey, Jeremy, thanks for coming on the pod, bro.
We'll have you here in the studio very soon, man.
Later.
See ya.
We're going to have Dom here in a little bit.
We're literally going to just do the little bring out a chair.
Let's go live again in like 10 minutes.
Let's go.
Love y'all.
Peace.
Peace.
I ran.
I ran so far away.
I just ran.
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