April 16, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
04:59:54
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| Are you alright? | |
| Alright, we are here. | |
| I think we are live. | |
| We are live. | |
| Let me double check all the streams right now. | |
| Check Rumble. | |
| Should be live on Twitch as well. | |
| Switch. | |
| Twitter. | |
| If you watching, Alright, we're live on Twitch as well. | |
| I mean, sorry, Twitter. | |
| And I think we're also live on Twitch. | |
| I'll make it somewhat clean while we're on Twitch. | |
| Don't let them come close to the point, guys, because they got 99. | |
| Alright, cool. | |
| We live on Twitch as well. | |
| Perfect. | |
| Alright. | |
| All this stuff. | |
| Site. | |
| Site. | |
| Meet your fate. | |
| And then, alright guys, welcome to this thing of Overwatch while I make sure they get the stream ready. | |
| I think Fresh went to go get some food because we are starving. | |
| We didn't eat all day today, guys. | |
| We put out a lot of content for y'all today, as you guys know. | |
| Put out a lot of heat. | |
| Give me ones in the chat if you guys can hear me. | |
| Give me ones in the chat if y'all can hear me. | |
| Okay. | |
| Give me ones in the chat if y'all can hear me. | |
| Yes! | |
| Good one, guys. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, I'm turning it up right now. | |
| Y'all should be able to hear me better now. | |
| Test, test, test. | |
| One, two, three. | |
| I'm turning the volume up a bit. | |
| Bring the mic a little bit closer as well. | |
| Y'all should be able to hear me good now. | |
| Alright, give me a one if the audio is better. | |
| Hold on, let me see here. | |
| Sound. | |
| Music volume, voice volume. | |
| Can y'all hear the game? | |
| Give me one in the chat if y'all can hear the game. | |
| Alright, can y'all hear the game at least? | |
| Give me one if y'all can hear the game. | |
| Don't worry about my chat. | |
| Make sure that you guys can hear the game. | |
| Double kill Whoa Yeah, yeah, game audio is fine They say your voice is too low. | |
| Okay, just my voice? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright. | |
| Y'all didn't just be able to hear me now. | |
| Oh, you know what? | |
| Hold on. | |
| I know what it is. | |
| I know what it is. | |
| Okay, test, test, test, one, two, three. | |
| Test, test, test, one, two, three. | |
| Alright. | |
| Now y'all should be able to hear me. | |
| I'm damn near probably going to be peaking. | |
| Y'all can hear me now, right? | |
| Test, test, test, one, two, three. | |
| Can you guys hear me? | |
| Give me ones if the audio is good for my voice. | |
| Give me ones if the audio is good for my voice. | |
| Okay, give me ones in the chat. | |
| I want to see universal ones if we're good on audio. | |
| Give me ones because I ain't going to touch this shit again. | |
| Yeah, we're good. | |
| Perfect. | |
| Okay, audio is good. | |
| Now, tell me if the game audio is good and you guys can hear all the sound effects. | |
| Hear the dinks. | |
| You guys should be hearing dinks. | |
| That's how you know it's a headshot. | |
| Dink, dink, right? | |
| Dink, dink. | |
| Give me one second if y'all can hear the dinks. | |
| Okay, perfect, perfect. | |
| All right, we good money then. | |
| All right, now, most importantly, can y'all hear Chinaman? | |
| Chinaman, talk. | |
| Say a sentence. | |
| Chinaman in the house. | |
| Shout out to the man, by the way, that translated all those Chinese documents to Chinaman in the fucking house, baby. | |
| Shout out to Chinaman. | |
| Alright, this said the game is too loud. | |
| Alright, here. | |
| I'll fix the game audio right now. | |
| My mic is fine. | |
| I'll bring the game top... | |
| Game... | |
| Good. | |
| Okay. | |
| Give me one... | |
| Give me one in the chat. | |
| Chinaman, talk again. | |
| Say what's up to the people. | |
| Hello, hello. | |
| Chinaman, tell them about single moms. | |
| I wanna play a game. | |
| Single mom? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You mean leftover woman? | |
| Yeah, what's a leftover woman in China, bro? | |
| Shen Niu? | |
| Okay, they said Chinaman is low. | |
| Okay, I'm gonna turn up the chat a little bit. | |
| Hello? | |
| Yeah, they said you're low. | |
| I'm turning you up though. | |
| Go ahead, talk more now, Chinaman. | |
| Hello, hello, hello. | |
| I will turn up myself too. | |
| Alright, can y'all hear Chinaman now, guys? | |
| Yeah, Fresh is picking up his food. | |
| So we're waiting for him. | |
| Alright, they said better. | |
| Give me once in a trap, Chinaman is good. | |
| Chinaman, give them a sentence about what a Shing Nu is and explain what that is so they can hear you in a full sentence and full talk. | |
| What is a Shing Nu? | |
| Shen Yun is typical woman after 25 and still single. | |
| Mostly after 30, still single. | |
| We've got a term in means leftover woman. | |
| It's called Shen Yun. | |
| S-H-E-N-N-D Shen Yun in China. | |
| Alright. | |
| Gimme one of the chat. | |
| Y'all ninjas heard Chinaman right now. | |
| Give me ones if y'all heard all of that. | |
| And they can call them leftover bitches, yeah. | |
| Leftover bitches trying to base. | |
| To be honest, he's gonna want to probably eat, bro. | |
| So we can run a game without him. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's, uh... | |
| Oh, he... | |
| Niggas in the chat. | |
| Still in here. | |
| Alright, I'm booing this thing. | |
| He get the boo. | |
| Alright. | |
| We got 11 hours to destroy, kids. | |
| Time is scarce. | |
| Also, it's season 9, man. | |
| Your title says season 11. | |
| Oh, yeah, it does say season... | |
| Yeah. | |
| I said season 9? | |
| Oh, my bad. | |
| Damn it. | |
| Yeah, season 9. | |
| Supposed to be season 11? | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| It's season nine. | |
| Season nine. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Yo, give me ones in the chat if you guys can hear the sound effects, by the way. | |
| Did y'all hear that? | |
| Don DeMarco, did you guys hear the sound effects? | |
| Give me ones in the chat if y'all can hear it. | |
| I don't think Chinaman can hear it, but y'all should be able to hear it. | |
| I can hear it a little bit, but I know what I mean. | |
| Okay, they can hear the sound effects. | |
| Myra, will the card ring be traveling? | |
| It's gonna be online, guys. | |
| I didn't know he has severe travel anxiety. | |
| He was on Crowder earlier today. | |
| So... | |
| But yeah. | |
| But what I will say though... | |
| Bro, this shit is fucking hilarious, man. | |
| Yo, what'd y'all think about the streams today, man? | |
| Y'all thought we cooked on the Brett Cooper one? | |
| I think we addressed all of our arguments and gave you guys a bunch of entertainment, too. | |
| Obviously, we can't just sit there and be boring. | |
| Let me just refute all of our points. | |
| Like, come on, man. | |
| You gotta be a little fucking entertaining, too, man. | |
| We gotta call the Crimson Chin and Roaster a bit. | |
| That's true. | |
| The single mom song is so gassed, man. | |
| Oh, that shit lit. | |
| Yo, we about to have that song fucking going viral, bro. | |
| That shit lit. | |
| Do you have it on your soundboard right now? | |
| I do have it on the soundboard. | |
| Matter of fact, you know what? | |
| Yo, while we wait for this shit, I'm going to show y'all ninjas the fucking music video for this shit because this shit is hilarious, bro. | |
| Nice. | |
| Yo, music video coming soon. | |
| Yeah, can you grab Fresh? | |
| Fresh might already grab this food already, but... | |
| Okay, hold on. | |
| Alright. | |
| Uh... | |
| Oh, we got a game already. | |
| Goddamn, I was about to show y'all this shit. | |
| Fuck it, we got a second. | |
| All right, fuck it. | |
| We go play the game and then I'll have the music video queued up for y'all. | |
| and yeah I play the and do the season I'm a I almost got masters my I got tired I'll try to get up a finder next I think he already grabbed it. | |
| You might see him when you go down there. | |
| Huh? | |
| Oh shit, I'm live right now. | |
| I'll text you. | |
| Alright. | |
| Just bring it here first, if it's not there. | |
| there you're joining team chat bro all right Watch out for the Lucio. | |
| Don't get booped off. | |
| Oh my god, bro! | |
| Damn it, I knew that show was coming. | |
| I heard those fucking skates, man. | |
| Damn it All right, man and fucking scrubbed you. | |
| Sorry ass Lucio, bro. | |
| Sombra won. | |
| That bitch is trash. | |
| Our healer died too. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Let's go, Risehammer. | |
| Right side? | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Sombra here? | |
| She's... | |
| Lucio one. | |
| It's getting a point? | |
| Yep, yep, yep. | |
| You only got one healer? | |
| Orisa one. | |
| Got her. | |
| I'm getting a shot in the back by this dumbass Sombra though. | |
| She's one shot. | |
| She's one shot. | |
| Sombra run. | |
| This fucking Ash is trash on the other team, bro. | |
| Alright, we got point. | |
| We got point. | |
| They didn't even get point these sorry fucks. | |
| She jumped off the map because she sucks. | |
| Lucio hopping around point. | |
| Arisa trying to come in? | |
| Arisa one shot on point! | |
| Orisa, one shot point. | |
| Good. | |
| Nice hook. | |
| Bitch is dead. | |
| One shot on Moira. | |
| One shot on Moira. | |
| She's the last one. | |
| What's up, bitch? | |
| Aw, shit! | |
| Moira won. | |
| Ya dink, bitch. | |
| Where did this Lucio go? | |
| Oh, he got fucked. | |
| Alright. | |
| Dudes are trash. | |
| Alright, China man. | |
| Yeah, they never got the point, bro. | |
| Alright bro, these dudes are trash. | |
| Oh, they about to get fucked up off that bomb. | |
| Ashton point, I'm looking at her. | |
| Bob is shooting at us, be careful. | |
| I got him, I got him. | |
| I got him, he's trash. | |
| Nice hook. | |
| Oh, of course. | |
| Oh, she got fucked. | |
| Sombra 1, Sombra 1, Sombra 1! | |
| Oh, Moira's trying to run. | |
| That bitch is trash. | |
| Lucio behind us. | |
| Where the fuck is he at? | |
| Ashes, what the fuck are you standing still for, you scrub? | |
| This is terrible. | |
| Sombra may try to touch. | |
| Oh. | |
| Farrah, Farrah. | |
| Farrah's gonna touch. | |
| Farrah gonna try to touch, yup. | |
| She even gonna get on the point? | |
| Farrah, one shot. | |
| Farrah, one shot. | |
| Oh, she got melted. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Who's on point? | |
| Okay. | |
| These kids are terrible, bro. | |
| I kill everyone. | |
| never mind yeah yeah shout out to all Brett Cooper's fucking white knights bro That came in our fucking chat and on our shit. | |
| Like, bro, y'all are some fucking pathetic fucks, man. | |
| The guys defending Bret Cooper are like, bro. | |
| Pathetic shit man. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| You know the peasant gonna protect their career. | |
| Shout out to the haters pocket watching me too, bro. | |
| Shit is hilarious. | |
| Fucking broke you, man. | |
| Zen, Zen, Zen. | |
| Okay. | |
| Trap gone. | |
| I can't see that, you idiot. | |
| Zen is weak. | |
| Why the fuck? | |
| Junkrat weak on the right. | |
| Junkrat one shot on the right. | |
| Good shot on the Ashe. | |
| She's one shot. | |
| Zen got stuck? | |
| One shot on that bitch. | |
| Get dinked. | |
| Scrub. | |
| This is a GG already. | |
| Yeah, it's a GG. Yeah, it's a GG. Junkrat 1. | |
| Junkrat 1. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| I almost died. | |
| These kids are terrible. | |
| They got a MAGA? Get in there. | |
| Get in there. | |
| Get It's about to be 12 o'clock. | |
| It's about to be 12 o'clock. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Junkrat one. | |
| Melted. | |
| These kids are trashed. | |
| Ash all the way in the back. | |
| She's looking at me on the right. | |
| You got her? | |
| I will kill her. | |
| I got her. | |
| I got her. | |
| Trust me. | |
| Yo, Zen over here weak? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| this bitch shot a bomb? | |
| yeah what a dick of frara she might have come behind us but i don't see her ah he's on top Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I see him. | |
| I threw a grenade. | |
| Yeah, I threw a grenade up there. | |
| It doesn't stick him. | |
| Tire, tire, tire, tire, tire. | |
| Where's it coming from? | |
| Probably on the right? | |
| Oh, fair up top. | |
| What a fucking hook! | |
| Got her, got her, got her. | |
| She's trash. | |
| I got her. | |
| Let's fucking go, bro. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Oh, they think they're safe with this little trick. | |
| It's 12 o'clock, motherfuckers. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| 12 o'clock in this bitch! | |
| Get fucked, idiots! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm the captain now! | |
| That's what I'm talking about! | |
| 12 o'clock on these scrubs! | |
| The babies will continue! | |
| The beatings will continue! | |
| This is the first game! | |
| This is the first game! | |
| Niggas already getting touched! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| I'm the captain now! | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| I'm 7 o'clock on these scrubs! | |
| Idiot! | |
| Dummy! | |
| Dummy! | |
| I'm not missing! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm the captain! | |
| These dudes are getting touched! | |
| W Diddy, baby! | |
| I'm Diddy now! | |
| I'm the captain now! | |
| The toxicity will continue! | |
| What? | |
| I got 45 points every game. | |
| Bro, they know you're smurfing. | |
| That's why. | |
| The fuck? | |
| They know you're smurfing, Chinaman. | |
| They're like, oh, it's Chinaman again! | |
| Bro, you about to get reported for cheating, man. | |
| So, um... | |
| Bro, where's Fresh? | |
| I don't know, you probably get eating some fried chicken. | |
| Great videos tonight, Myron, for Beastkiller. | |
| He says, you cooked that ugly chick, Brett, and hosted a great after-hour show. | |
| I'd love to see you play other videos such as Elden Ring and other Soul games. | |
| Yeah, guys, I'll be honest with y'all, I'm a huge, y'all don't notice, I'm a huge Zelda fan. | |
| I'm probably gonna play some Legend of Zelda, the new Zelda. | |
| My favorite, by the way, is Ocarina of Time. | |
| I think that's the best game of all time, personally. | |
| You need to play Tears of the Kingdom. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm gonna play that. | |
| Angie got it for me. | |
| Angie got it for me. | |
| She picked it up. | |
| She got a Nintendo Switch. | |
| Nice. | |
| Yeah, so I'll play that for y'all. | |
| And then Kai said, Chains of Life said, Kai bought the domains of the girl name that tried to expose him. | |
| So now anytime someone Googles her the stuff, she didn't lie will pop up also suing her for $100K because she broke their NDA. Absolutely, bro. | |
| Sue her into the ground, bro. | |
| These chicks need to get punished for this bullshit, bro. | |
| This shit is going too far. | |
| The problem is this. | |
| Girls are incentivized to lie about this shit, man, because they know what time it is, bro. | |
| They're literally incentivized to lie about this shit, bro. | |
| It's starting to get fucking ridiculous and now it's annoying. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| This shit is bright as fuck. | |
| I gotta fix this. | |
| Hold on, guys. | |
| Alright, Fresh. | |
| We're on Twitch. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Yeah. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| You ever see the last game we played? | |
| We fucked them up! | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| We did? | |
| Bad, bro, because you weren't on the team, nigga, and you trashed. | |
| Uh... | |
| Okay, I'm gonna go... | |
| Alright, and then we got another chat here, which, by the way, I'm reading chats, by the way. | |
| Myron, the quartering was on We Are Chained show today with Luke Radowski, and all they did was bash the FNF, said all you do is promote OnlyFans, Girls, Bunch of BS. Who said that? | |
| Quartering, or what's his name? | |
| Luke. | |
| Because, as usual, people don't do their research, they just assume we only do the after-hour show, and they don't talk about the other shit that we do, but people go and say what the fuck they say. | |
| I would expect better from Luke. | |
| Because, yo, Fresh, didn't you go on his shit? | |
| I did, actually. | |
| But, you know, people always, like, a piece of gas. | |
| So you might disagree, but not really actually have that same idea. | |
| So. | |
| Bro, why is it? | |
| What else, man? | |
| Bro, it's shit crazy, man. | |
| Facts. | |
| It's shit really crazy, man. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| What else do we got here? | |
| And then we got Seattle, 65K. Your 55K saved from down payment. | |
| Duplex, single family, approximately 550K in my area. | |
| Besides income and high yield savings, how can you leverage 55K? How can I leverage my 55K? Bro, if duplexes are going for 550K in your area, bro, you might have to just settle and pick yourself up a single family home, bro. | |
| Or you got to save more money. | |
| Or... | |
| If you have a property already, then you could do a cash-out refinance too. | |
| You could do that as well. | |
| That's another thing you can do. | |
| But you might need to save more money, bro, because you're in an expensive area. | |
| Man, remember that Lungo was in the first Overwatch game? | |
| game she didn't want to make fresh a sandwich let's see here The dude said I heard Abba gets milked. | |
| Yeah, he is. | |
| Fresh, we're on Twitch as well, so I'm keeping it somewhat clean. | |
| Yo, you know what's funny, bro? | |
| We got... | |
| Aye, man, I'm keeping it clean, bro. | |
| I'm keeping it clean. | |
| So, yo, just so y'all know, this is the music video, by the way. | |
| This shit is hilarious, bro. | |
| Hold on. | |
| This shit. | |
| Let me make sure this shit is playing. | |
| What the hell? | |
| Why is it not playing? | |
| Oh. | |
| I think I know why. | |
| Let's see if this shit works now. | |
| Oh, no, that's not it. | |
| Give me one sec, guys. | |
| I'm gonna fix this right now. | |
| I don't know why this shit ain't playing, man. | |
| System. | |
| I'm gonna fix this, my ninjas. | |
| Oh, no wonder. | |
| My bad, guys. | |
| Oh, my bad. | |
| Y'all can hear this shit? | |
| Oh, we shit on these boys. | |
| My bad, guys. | |
| I'm the captain. | |
| My bad, guys. | |
| Where the hell is this shit coming from? | |
| Alright, my bad, guys. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| I'm the captain now! | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| 7 o'clock on these scrubs! | |
| Hold on. | |
| Where the hell is this shit playing from? | |
| Sorry guys, I got a million tabs open right now. | |
| I'm closing them all right now. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Oh, my bad. | |
| The haters. | |
| Bro, nigga, they know you're smurfing. | |
| That's why. | |
| My bad, guys. | |
| My fucking... | |
| They know you're smurfing, Chinaman. | |
| They're like, oh, it's Chinaman again. | |
| Hold on one sec. | |
| My bad, guys. | |
| I'm turning this shit off right now. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You probably get eating some fried chicken. | |
| Great videos tonight, Myron, for Beast Killer. | |
| He says, you cooked that ugly chick. | |
| You're welcome. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Hold on, guys. | |
| I don't know where the hell this sound's coming from, goddammit! | |
| Hey man. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Drake or Kendrick Lamar. | |
| Angie got it for me. | |
| I'll listen to neither of them trash niggas, man. | |
| Nice. | |
| You got Drake all day, man. | |
| Boy! | |
| Hold on, can y'all hear the double audio that I can? | |
| Double audio? | |
| Yeah, can y'all hear the double audio? | |
| I can hear a double audio on my shit. | |
| Oh no, I can't hear it. | |
| You can't hear it? | |
| Oh, I can fucking hear it. | |
| I can hear a double audio. | |
| Oh, thank you. | |
| Just give me, like... | |
| Alright, we'll play a game right here, open queue. | |
| I don't know why the fuck I can hear. | |
| You hear some? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's like double audio. | |
| I'm trying to fix this fucking shit, bro. | |
| Hold on. | |
| It's like a little delay. | |
| Then we got another chat here. | |
| Yeah, I don't know where that shit coming from. | |
| Here, you know what? | |
| I'm going to have to close the OBS and open it back up. | |
| I'm going to close it real quick. | |
| Oh shit, now if I do that, it's going to close. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Because, as usual, people don't do their research. | |
| They just assume... | |
| People go and say what the fuck they say. | |
| I would expect better from Luke. | |
| Because... | |
| It would be a different stream if it's open. | |
| Yeah, I thought I had an extra stream too, bro, but I don't. | |
| I'm literally looking at my internet. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I don't know why the fuck. | |
| Alright, Chad, can you guys hear the double audio? | |
| Chad, give me once if you guys can hear the double audio, is that just me? | |
| Give me ones in the chat. | |
| They can't hear it? | |
| What if it's Twitch and Rumble? | |
| Nah, because I closed all my tabs. | |
| I don't know how it's fucking playing. | |
| Yeah, they can hear it. | |
| They can hear it? | |
| Or... | |
| How the fuck do I fix this shit? | |
| Chat, help me! | |
| How do I fix this double audio? | |
| If you have a property already, then you could do a cash-out refinance, too. | |
| You could do that as well. | |
| That's another thing. | |
| Chat, how do I fix this? | |
| But you might need to save more money, bro, because you're in an expensive area. | |
| I got Twitch turned off, ninjas. | |
| I don't know how long ago it was in the first Overwatch game. | |
| She didn't want to make fresh a sandwich. | |
| No, let me look at this shit. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| The dude said I heard Ava gets milk. | |
| Yeah, he is. | |
| He is. | |
| Fresh, we're on Twitch as well, so I'm keeping it somewhat clean. | |
| I gotta turn off my Twitch show? | |
| You know, fuck it, I'm gonna turn the switch off. | |
| Guys, come on over to Rumble only. | |
| Rumble.com slash Fresh Fit. | |
| This is the music video, by the way. | |
| As well. | |
| Did that fix it? | |
| No, it didn't fix it. | |
| It said fix the source and close it. | |
| Oh. | |
| I think I know why No that's not it Maybe chat on him Give me one sec guys I'm gonna fix this right now I don't know why This shit ain't playing man Did you check that You don't have any tabs open Yeah I got all the tabs closed No wonder My bad guys What the fuck? | |
| They said it's fixed? | |
| I can still hear it. | |
| My bad guys. | |
| I can still hear it though. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Alright, y'all saying it's fixed. | |
| Alright. | |
| Where the hell is this shit coming from? | |
| Alright, my bad guys. | |
| They said it got worse. | |
| Alright, you know what? | |
| Hold on. | |
| I'm gonna leave this shit. | |
| I'll be back. | |
| I'm gonna leave the Overwatch game. | |
| I'll be right back, guys. | |
| I'm gonna exit desktop and fix this shit. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Y'all can still hear it? | |
| They said take off my headphones? | |
| Hold on. | |
| Oh, my bad. | |
| The haters All right, my bad guys I'm gonna fix this shit right now. | |
| Sorry guys. | |
| Alright. | |
| Can y'all not hear that bullshit no more? | |
| Y'all should be able to hear it fine now, I think. | |
| Give me once in the chat if it's good now. | |
| They're saying restart your PC? Bro, if I restart my PC, it's gonna fuck everything up, man. | |
| They're saying it's my stream deck? | |
| Would it be my stream deck? | |
| They're saying it's good now. | |
| Alright, I'm opening up Overwatch again. | |
| Sorry about that, guys. | |
| I don't know what the fuck happened there. | |
| It was looping like that. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| Fucking stupid. | |
| So annoying. | |
| All right, we're back in it. | |
| Let me go ahead and invite these ninjas. | |
| So this is weird because if we do it like this, guys, I won't be able to. | |
| I won't be able to, um, what's it called? | |
| Show y'all videos. | |
| But, yeah, Bills, I had this shit on the Focusrite, bro, and for some odd reason, when I had it on the Focusrite, it was fucking, um, it was like, uh, I don't know what the fuck was going on when I had it on the Focusrite. | |
| It just, like, was playing multiple audios. | |
| Alright, start the game, then. | |
| Just fuck it. | |
| We've been wasting enough time. | |
| Oh, thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| See, when y'all ninjas get yourselves a girl, she'll do this for you. | |
| Oh, I'm the captain of the ship. | |
| My bad. | |
| All right. | |
| All right, y'all want music video time? | |
| Fuck it, I'll open it up for y'all. | |
| While we wait. | |
| I have to switch this to the focus right. | |
| All right, I got you on ninjas right now. | |
| You better hit it wrong. | |
| See, I don't know why the audio coming back, man. | |
| You let him hit it raw. | |
| You didn't have second thoughts. | |
| Now you a single mom. | |
| Now you a single mom. | |
| You said I'm a hattest kid. | |
| Don't care if he's here or not. | |
| But now you a single mom. | |
| Now you a single mom. | |
| Now you a single. | |
| Showing a baby off. | |
| Showing a baby off. | |
| Now you a single. | |
| Showing a baby off. | |
| Showing a baby off Angie, let me get those sunglasses Oh, you should have made it up There's no good men but you bitches | |
| Like the video ninjas I don't | |
| I don't mean to shame you. | |
| But why go half with his DNA if you won't give his last name to the baby? | |
| Holes getting mad cause I talk all facts. | |
| Sims hate to comment in all caps. | |
| Believe all women are, nigga, that's a cap. | |
| A bitter baby mama is the devil that slacks. | |
| You're such a bad bitch, but I do not understand. | |
| Fancy baby shower, but no wedding and no man. | |
| She ain't new! | |
| You ain't got no man! | |
| Damn! | |
| Damn! | |
| Yeah, bro! | |
| Now you a single mom! | |
| Now you a single mom. | |
| You said I'm a hattest kid. | |
| Don't care if he's here or not. | |
| But now you a single mom. | |
| Now you a single mom. | |
| Now you a single mom. | |
| The poodle's crying for you. | |
| The poodle's crying for you! | |
| But you can't eat this nigga What the fuck? | |
| Y'all can still hear it? | |
| Let's go, baby. | |
| I know she was about to eat my food, man. | |
| She was scheming. | |
| She wanted some of this chicken. | |
| Hey, you can't eat her, though. | |
| Alright. | |
| My bad, my bad. | |
| Let me stop roasting. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| Alright. | |
| We're still waiting for a game, though. | |
| Oh, we got a game. | |
| Oh, Bills know why it's double audio and shit? | |
| When I go into the focus, right? | |
| What are you saying? | |
| Is everything right with the stream? | |
| Um... | |
| He's got a game, but... | |
| Andrew, can you put this in the microwave one more time? | |
| Because I know it's going to get cold after this game. | |
| He had like a double audio. | |
| Yeah, I had like a triple audio. | |
| Bills, I'll show you the, uh... | |
| I'll show you this shit real quick. | |
| Damn, Angie's phone better than mine now. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Okay. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| So, oh, we got a game? | |
| Let me switch this shit to the Overwatch shit. | |
| Alright. | |
| I mean, the game audio is fine and shit. | |
| It's just the fucking, uh, when I want to show YouTube videos and shit. | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| And just play from what? | |
| - On what, the Focusrite? | |
| - Yeah, no, just the mic off. | |
| - No, yeah. | |
| - You can't have the Focusrite. | |
| Oh, you know what, what's the computer set to? | |
| - Over here. | |
| - Over here. - I might have to switch it to Rodecaster Main or some shit, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yo, I got a game though. | |
| Let me call you back, Bills. | |
| Let me call you back. | |
| I'll call you back. | |
| Alright, bro. | |
| Here you go, Andrew. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I feel like a sorry-ass fresh playing Orisa. | |
| Alright What the fuck? | |
| This D.Va trash! | |
| They'll run a triple tank. | |
| *Scoffs* | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh shit, they got that shit. | |
| *Mario's voice* Back up a bit, Walt. Walt. | |
| Smack that D.Va, bro! | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* I stand with you. | |
| *Mario's voice* Oh my god. | |
| How am I still alive? | |
| They're about to kill me! | |
| Damn it Sorry, guys. | |
| Let me chat now. | |
| I got a high noon. | |
| Let's fuck these scrubs up, man. | |
| And we're on Rumble now, too, so y'all can say whatever you want. | |
| Push this fucking D.Va back. | |
| Punish this whore. | |
| I got a high noon. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| That's fine. | |
| We hold him here. | |
| We hold him here. | |
| Yo, you gotta back up, bro. | |
| You gotta back up, nigga. | |
| The fuck? | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Nice shit. | |
| Or, Orisa ate that. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| This is Arya's charge up, man! | |
| Nerf this! | |
| Oh, no! | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Fuck Yeah, we got to get the diva out of mech bro I Wow. | |
| We got fucking rolled! | |
| How the fuck? | |
| What the hell happened there? | |
| Three. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Nope. | |
| Yeah, man. man. - Bye, man. | |
| Y'all got Angie fucking choking. | |
| *crying* Yo, uh, anybody in chat- anybody in chat- I can't hear y'all ninjas. | |
| Shit, I can't hear you guys. | |
| Why can't I hear y'all? | |
| Alright, I can hear y'all now. | |
| You guys got me? | |
| Fuck, okay, now I can hear you guys. | |
| Goddammit, man. | |
| I gotta fuck with my audio after this game. | |
| I don't know what the fuck's going on. | |
| Yo, Fresh, you trash, nigga. | |
| I just wanna tell you that you trash. | |
| Let's go together. | |
| Let's go second floor, Fresh. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Follow me, follow me, Fresh. | |
| Okay. | |
| Guys, Fresh hasn't played in a long ass time, so this nigga trash. | |
| Understandable. | |
| Understandable. | |
| Oh my god, I didn't mean to do that shit. | |
| I did not mean to do that shit. | |
| Yo, this Zarya is charged up on their team, bro. | |
| How did she get charged so fast? | |
| People shoot her bubbles. | |
| That is sharp this time. | |
| It's hard to tell when to shoot her though. | |
| Just shoot her when she doesn't have a bubble up, bro. | |
| or when a teammate doesn't have a bubble up but it's hard when you can't see her teammate *BOOM* D.Va's almost out of mech, man. | |
| Zarya won! | |
| Zarya won! | |
| And she's anti-healed! | |
| I'm dinking these facts. | |
| Push, push, push, push, push, man. | |
| It's okay, just push. | |
| Don't hide, Fresh. | |
| Don't hide, just push it. | |
| Zarya? | |
| Zarya, weak as fuck on the right. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Deep on me. | |
| I need hills. | |
| Oh, God! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Nah, I know, I know, I know. | |
| There's just too much damage. | |
| This Ana sucks, bro. | |
| How does it have 3,000 healing, bro? | |
| Yo, Ana! | |
| The fuck are you doing, you fucking scrub? | |
| Yeah, she's not in the team chat, but you suck. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Alright, I got a high noon. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm hitting this Zarya, bro. | |
| We just gotta... | |
| This fucking... | |
| Dead. | |
| She's dead. | |
| Get this fucking D.Va! | |
| Yeah, you dead, nigga. | |
| Whatever. | |
| I got the D.Va. | |
| I think three of them are dead? | |
| Time to fucking hard carry, because this Ana on our team is fucking trash, bro. | |
| Yeah, he's throwing. | |
| He's throwing, he's throwing. | |
| It's fine, it's fine, bro. | |
| This Ana is fucking garbage. | |
| Yeah, he's throwing. | |
| He's throwing. | |
| He's throwing. | |
| Because he fucking sucks. | |
| We gotta throw on our team. | |
| Now I know why we're fucking losing. | |
| Because in my head, I was like, bro, there's no way this kid is that bad. | |
| But he's throwing. | |
| It's literally four on five. | |
| Sorry, you're dead. | |
| Fucking bitch. | |
| You're about to recover. | |
| Yup. | |
| The beanies will continue. | |
| Mercy one shot on this bitch. | |
| D.Va's out of mech! | |
| What is everyone trying to heal? | |
| Is he a robot? | |
| Fucking pocketed D.Va. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| This Forte kid fucking sucks, bro. | |
| Fucking absolute trash. | |
| Hey, guys, look out. | |
| Yo, help out while he's ulting! | |
| Goddamn, nigga. | |
| Oh my fucking god, bro. | |
| Oh. | |
| Teammates are fucking terrible, bro. | |
| Zarya won! | |
| Zarya- Can we touch? | |
| Can we touch? | |
| I don't know if we can touch this. | |
| Nah. | |
| Nah, we can't touch. | |
| Can't touch. | |
| Fresh, you went 2-9, nigga? | |
| Garbage! | |
| Goddamn, man! | |
| Hey, man. | |
| Zara was tough, bro. | |
| Nah, man. | |
| Those kids were fucking garbage. | |
| We shouldn't have lost that shit, man. | |
| Kids are fucking terrible, bro. | |
| Bro. | |
| I only lose a fucking 10th person. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yo, let's fix this shit real quick. | |
| Shit. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna eat this shit real quick. | |
| Yo, Bills, can you call Angie back? | |
| Or call me back? | |
| My phone's a little low, but... | |
| Or can you call him back, Angie, please, so I can fix this? | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| I'm gonna fix this audio right now. | |
| now. | |
| Sorry about that, ninjas. | |
| Top Blanco, if you actually believe what those idiots are saying, then you're a fucking retard. | |
| Fucking idiots, man, on this chat. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Your phone's gonna die, bro. | |
| Yeah, I can see you lagging. | |
| Your phone's gonna die, bro. | |
| He's on 1%, man. | |
| Yeah, it's a wrap, nigga. | |
| You shit about to die. | |
| You guys are legit seeing the race right now. | |
| All right, all right, all right. | |
| Ziggy, master bedroom light, white. | |
| Fuck, it's disconnected. | |
| God damn it! | |
| All right, cool. | |
| All right, I'm good. | |
| Yeah, bro, so when I go into Focusrite, so I'll show you real quick. | |
| Sorry, guys, I'm fixing audio right now. | |
| So we can react to videos in between while we wait. | |
| So when I go into Focusrite, bro, I hit sound here, I hit Focusrite, and then I can hear niggas in the check and hear some other shit. | |
| They can hear a lag of the OBS. Yeah. | |
| What do I do? | |
| The desktop audio is gone. | |
| You want to do that shit. | |
| Okay, so let me just... | |
| The niggas can hear the game on delay. | |
| Like the game that we just played, they can hear it right now. | |
| When I go into Focusrite. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I can hear it and I think they can hear it. | |
| here. | |
| Chad, give me one in the chat. | |
| If y'all can hear the game that we just played. | |
| Okay, let me see. | |
| Which is weird, bro. | |
| That's weird. | |
| I think it's because I got the monitoring on OBS on for focus, right? | |
| Ah. | |
| Okay. | |
| You switch it to Rodecaster? | |
| Do Rodecaster main for me, yeah. | |
| Okay, I'm gonna switch it to Rodecaster main. | |
| I can still hear it, even with that. | |
| Even with Rodecaster main? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yep. | |
| Weird. | |
| And you're hearing the game audio twice. | |
| I can hear the game audio from before what we played earlier. | |
| From before what you... | |
| Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. | |
| Yeah, it's on delay. | |
| I know exactly what it is. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's the Rodecaster main. | |
| It's the rumble view count. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| What the hell? | |
| Oh, shit, nigga. | |
| Damn, I didn't even know that. | |
| Okay, I'm in properties right now? | |
| Yes. | |
| Click that, okay? | |
| Okay. | |
| Click that. | |
| It's gone. | |
| Wow! | |
| Holy shit. | |
| It's fixed. | |
| Yo, shout out to fucking Bill's Don DeMarco for this nigga. | |
| Bro, what the fuck? | |
| How do you even know that shit? | |
| Yo, man. | |
| This nigga Bill's really in sex support, man. | |
| What the fuck, bro? | |
| This nigga's the OBS God. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| I ain't gonna lie to y'all. | |
| Bill's, like, came up with some code shit that we ain't shared with y'all niggas, man. | |
| We ain't sharing, man. | |
| Damn! | |
| Holy fuck, Bills, man. | |
| Alright, man. | |
| Man, I don't even know what to say no more, man. | |
| You're making me look stupid, man. | |
| Fuck you, man. | |
| Nah, man. | |
| Nah, man. | |
| You're making me look bad, man. | |
| I'm hanging up the phone, nigga. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| You're taking up too much... | |
| You're taking up too much... | |
| Nah, man. | |
| Angie, hang up on this nigga, man. | |
| You're making me look bad. | |
| I'm supposed to be the star, nigga. | |
| This nigga just became the star on my own stream. | |
| He ain't even here! | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Bro! | |
| Man. | |
| Yo. | |
| Goddamn, man. | |
| Chris, he making you look crazy, nigga. | |
| Y'all nigga is a doctor. | |
| I don't even know how he knew that. | |
| Damn. | |
| Niggas in the chest saying I'm a boomer. | |
| Niggas in the chest saying I'm a boomer. | |
| Shut the fuck up, faggots. | |
| Y'all niggas wouldn't have known to do that shit either. | |
| Get the fuck out of here, y'all niggas calling me a boomer. | |
| None of you faggots would know to do that shit. | |
| Fuck out of here. | |
| Fresh, you said you would? | |
| Oh, okay, nigga. | |
| All right. | |
| Now that we got this shit fixed officially, y'all want to enjoy the music video one more time for real? | |
| Thank you, Andrew. | |
| All right, niggas. | |
| We about a feast. | |
| Turn your camera on, Angie. | |
| Turn your camera on, Angie. | |
| Niggas saying the audio low? | |
| I got y'all niggas right now. | |
| Y'all should be able to hear it now. | |
| Y'all hear that now? | |
| Hold on, we played from the beginning. | |
| I got y'all niggas. | |
| Y'all should be able to hear it now. | |
| Give me one thing that shit and you guys can hear it now. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| You can hear it now. | |
| I don't want to hear no fucking crying. | |
| We out here. | |
| You didn't have second thoughts. | |
| Now you a single mom. | |
| Now you a single mom. | |
| Show the diapers. | |
| You already been on camera now. | |
| Too late. | |
| I don't know why you over there like this. | |
| I'm not going to lie, bro. | |
| I want to hear again. | |
| How am I? Yeah. | |
| Are you asking me to be mature? | |
| You asking me to be mature? | |
| Well, indirectly, yes. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'll show y'all niggas my age right now, bro. | |
| What the f- You can start again, nigga. | |
| Start again, man. | |
| Hey, man. | |
| I'm about to show y'all niggas right now. | |
| Ay, let's fucking go, baby. | |
| We lit now. | |
| Since we on this fucking topic, was this you and your girlfriend? | |
| Hey, this shit lit, man. | |
| Ay, real niggas, y'all know what this is. | |
| Gunther! | |
| Shout out to Germany! | |
| 99999999999! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| This is a gay song, right? | |
| Hey, hey, hey, don't worry. | |
| This ain't even allowed in your country, nigga. | |
| Alright? | |
| It's allowed. | |
| That's why I know this is a gay song. | |
| I heard this before. | |
| Hey, you heard this before? | |
| Hey, don't worry. | |
| Nigga, what is this shit? | |
| This is what you were playing when you were, you know, doing your thing. | |
| This is gay disco music. | |
| This is how we ended up with the baby song nigga. | |
| Shout out to it. | |
| That nigga from Germany that didn't get accepted at the law school. | |
| Or the art school. | |
| Shout out to Germany! | |
| Come here, nigga. | |
| You are my prop. | |
| Now. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| We got a game? | |
| Alright, nigga. | |
| No more technical video. | |
| Oh, you touched my ta-la-la. | |
| I'm about it. | |
| These niggas, bro. | |
| These niggas are about to be touched this game. | |
| Let's go. | |
| We hype now! | |
| Team chat, team chat. | |
| Team chat, team chat, team chat. | |
| Yeah, we're going to team chat. | |
| All right, niggas, we got a game. | |
| I'm about to cook now. | |
| I'm about to fucking rock these kids with, uh, sunglasses on? | |
| On some Dr. | |
| Disrespect shit? | |
| The shit out of you. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Oh, thanks, man. | |
| I'm about to cook. | |
| Pause. | |
| Pause, yeah, big pause What you doing man? | |
| What you doing, Fresh? | |
| Hey! | |
| What you guys doing? | |
| You're all dancing! | |
| Mary, look them! | |
| They're all dancing! | |
| Alright, now it's too, nigga. | |
| Thank you, Frank. | |
| I begin, man. | |
| Don't dance. | |
| Yeah, I'm here, I'm here, nigga. | |
| Oh, they got a Widow! | |
| They got a Widow! | |
| Oh my God! | |
| Sorry, ass nigga. | |
| I will go for Widow. | |
| I will go forward. | |
| I'm with you on the suero. | |
| I don't know. | |
| She ran already. | |
| I'm back. | |
| I hit the Widow once, she's weak. | |
| Aw shit Widow looking at me! | |
| Aw she got him! | |
| I got him! | |
| I got him! | |
| I was distracting that whore for you I wrestle one This bitch is trash! | |
| Fuck her ass up! | |
| Let's go! | |
| The bandies will continue! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Don't jump around! | |
| Don't jump around! | |
| That's not how you get sniped. | |
| I'm like a fresh now. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| They're not touching. | |
| I got you, Miren. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| Yeah, they're fucking... | |
| Trash! | |
| Push! | |
| Don't stay on payload! | |
| I got it. | |
| I got it. | |
| I'm on payload. | |
| I'm on payload. | |
| I almost said fucking something. | |
| Alright, brother. | |
| Alright, Chinaman. | |
| Let's go, brother. | |
| Yeah, let's go. | |
| Push! | |
| No fear, Fresh. | |
| No fear. | |
| Do you think? | |
| I fear no man. | |
| Do you think? | |
| Do you think? | |
| W China! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I ain't the pappy! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| I ain't the pappy! | |
| I ain't the pappy! | |
| I'm not the pappy! | |
| Oh my god, I'm gonna go out and die! | |
| I die, I die. | |
| What the fuck you screaming for, nigga? | |
| Goddamn! | |
| Did I die, nigga? | |
| Nigga, okay, you dead. | |
| You're supposed to be quiet. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Push the payload! | |
| Oh, this bitch is nano, I'm dead. | |
| I'm de- Oh, oh! | |
| Yeah. | |
| I thought I was gonna survive, but... | |
| What you doing, Fresh?! | |
| I came from behind! | |
| Boss, uh, let's wait together. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm almost at my ultimate. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I'll combo with you. | |
| Oh, no, no, no. | |
| My combo is fresh. | |
| Yeah, I can, I can. | |
| He just needs to go in first, though, so I can... | |
| Fresh, you ready? | |
| Get healed up and get ready to go in, nigga. | |
| Alright, cool. | |
| Lifeweaver just used his pull. | |
| Oh, Ana got me! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Damn it, man! | |
| Push, Fresh! | |
| Yo, this, this fucking... | |
| Brett got two thousand... | |
| Nevermind. | |
| Okay. | |
| Nevermind, nevermind, nevermind. | |
| Wow. | |
| Let's wait for the next round, next round, next round. | |
| I got my ultimate. | |
| Yeah, we know you got your ultimates, bro. | |
| I got my ultimate, too. | |
| We, all three, all three, we got ultimates. | |
| Let's use it together Oh, Anna shoot me in the back Where is this bitch? | |
| Oh, I see the Ana. | |
| She's weak. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Ana behind. | |
| Ana behind. | |
| Above and behind us, guys. | |
| Where are you guys? | |
| We're behind you, nigga. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| We got to back up. | |
| We got to back up. | |
| They got the number advantage. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| These fucking idiots are chasing me. | |
| Come back, Fresh. | |
| Come back. | |
| This is fucking annoying, bro. | |
| Oh, I got an idea. | |
| I got an idea. | |
| Fresh, do you see the tunnel? | |
| Do you see the tunnel? | |
| Let's go there. | |
| Let's go there. | |
| Shit, I'm anti-healed. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Let's go together! | |
| Yo, Ana's above! | |
| Okay, okay, I'm here, I'm here. | |
| It's okay, let's go to the tunnel together! | |
| I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah! | |
| Fresh, Popo! | |
| Pop-o now, nigga! | |
| Pop-o! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Okay, that didn't work. | |
| Oh, Yorissa's won, man! | |
| Where the fuck was our team? | |
| It was just us. | |
| Pretty much. | |
| Alright, I got Ana. | |
| Alright, switch the army. | |
| Bro. | |
| Alright, wait for the team, bro. | |
| Bro, Ana sucks. | |
| Maybe we can build up a hammer down in time. | |
| Holy. | |
| Life weaver's... | |
| ugh. | |
| Yo, get ready to put up shield here in a second. | |
| Keep me alive while I do this shit. | |
| Fuck! | |
| God damn it, man! | |
| Come back, Fresh! | |
| Get into it! | |
| Oh. | |
| This is not trash, man. | |
| That took her a week. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Why is this bitch behind us? | |
| Bro. | |
| Got her. | |
| We can win this, Fresh. | |
| Go to the car and swing. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm coming back to Soldier. | |
| I'm coming back to Soldier right now. | |
| I'm on a payload. | |
| Walt, push up, push up, push up, Walt. | |
| Push up, push up. | |
| Yeah, let's push, Fresh. | |
| I don't know why you pin like that, but... | |
| Oh, a tire! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Bro, I would've fucking destroyed that tire if I wasn't for that fucking dumbass barrier, man. | |
| Let's go, Fresh! | |
| I got you, man! | |
| Don't worry! | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Diva made a play. | |
| Yo, it's this dumbass Lifeweaver. | |
| Sigma weak, Sigma weak, let's go! | |
| Let's go, man! | |
| W! Junkrat one-shot! | |
| Junkrat one-shot! | |
| There we go. | |
| We got this shit, man. | |
| We got a point, we got a point. | |
| W heals, bro. | |
| Let's go, China man! | |
| Let's go, fresh! | |
| China man! | |
| China man! | |
| That's your wheel! | |
| Let's go! | |
| That's the end of life! | |
| This man said let's go, I'm standing still on payload. | |
| Man, let's go so I don't die. | |
| This nigga trash. | |
| Bruh. | |
| I'm swinging! | |
| I got hammer. | |
| Oh, don't die nigga, damn! | |
| I got hammer. | |
| Oh, let's run, Myron. | |
| Okay, run, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| And this nigga really chased us, he's trash. | |
| You dumbass Arissa! | |
| Now you're weak, idiot! | |
| Now you're weak! | |
| You got hammer! | |
| I can combo you fresh! | |
| Arisa's almost dead on the right! | |
| Kill this bitch! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Time to make plays now! | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Sim on me! | |
| Fuck, man! | |
| Fuck, that Sim is fucking charged up, bro! | |
| Yeah, we got one more fight! | |
| We got one more fight! | |
| Alright, I got a visor for this fight! | |
| I got a visor! | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah! | |
| Oh, we're winning? | |
| Get ready to hammer, nigga. | |
| Yo, y'all! | |
| Oh! | |
| Fuck. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Yo, this Orisa's... | |
| No way! | |
| Bro. | |
| Bro. | |
| Yo, their tanks are carrying these fucking scrubs, man. | |
| Bro. | |
| Oh. | |
| All right. | |
| Alright. | |
| I gotta go hard now. | |
| It's not a bad push. | |
| Yo, they did that stupid-ass Symmetra ult, bro, right when you ulted, man. | |
| Right when you fucking ulted, man. | |
| Alright, we're gonna forehold these kids, bro. | |
| Fuck this shit, man. | |
| You sorry ass niggas, man? | |
| Three tanks? | |
| It's fine, I got y'all niggas. | |
| They said no game audio? | |
| Yeah, they're not getting no audio. | |
| Is desktop audio muted on OBS? Alright, y'all niggas should be hearing game audio now. | |
| Give me ones. | |
| Give me one to the chop. | |
| Don't be too aggressive, fresh. | |
| Yeah, just always try to stay with the other attack Oh shit No! | |
| God damn it! | |
| The Widow got me, guys. | |
| The Widow got me. | |
| He's fucking trash. | |
| Nigga took a lot of shots. | |
| I fucking forgot to hit the Ebon, man. | |
| man. | |
| It's been a while since I've played Ana. | |
| I'll fix the audio right now for y'all ninjas, man. | |
| Alright. | |
| The audio should be good now in the game. | |
| Y'all should be able to hear that perfectly now. | |
| Give me one in the chat if it's good. | |
| Reloading, reloading. *laughs* reloading. *laughs* Shit, we lost our Moira. | |
| I'm the only healer right now. | |
| Oh, back up! | |
| The other guy is anti-healed. | |
| Back up! | |
| I see you out. | |
| They're pushing the players. | |
| Cut them off. | |
| Crash, back. | |
| It's all the healing right now somehow. | |
| Strain! Strain! Strain! Strain, main fortified. | |
| Stop! | |
| Stop! | |
| Escape! | |
| About to have nano, about to have nano, about to have nano. | |
| Walt, you ready? | |
| You ready, Nego? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Let's go! | |
| You're powered up. | |
| Get in here. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Keeper, you up, Walt. | |
| You sorry ass, nigga? | |
| Get ready and fight, nigga! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm gonna miss it. | |
| No shots! | |
| Mouse and keyboard Ana is crazy. | |
| Oh this nigga Wall charging in, let's go! | |
| Come on the Crusaders nigga, let's go! | |
| They're anti-nator now, let's go, we lit! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Wall can only lit when I'm behind him 'cause he sucks at everything else! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I ain't the pappy! | |
| I ain't the pappy! | |
| Yeah, I ain't the pappy! | |
| Yeah, man! | |
| Go Hygrom! | |
| I aspire that's my one You ain't gonna die. | |
| Back up, Wall. | |
| You gotta come back towards me where I'm at. | |
| Oh, more is healing you. | |
| You're good, you're good, you're good. | |
| You guys got top one healers, niggas. | |
| She slept! | |
| No, no, she ain't! | |
| I'm still gonna keep you up, though, Wall. | |
| Let's go! | |
| That bitch is anti-heal, niggas! | |
| Fuck her up! | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Holy shit, I'm a god, I'm about to have that again! | |
| I'm the captain now, nigga! | |
| Yeah, we got him where we want him! | |
| Let's go, you sorry ass, niggas! | |
| These kids are getting fucked up! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Y'all niggas didn't know I could play on it, didn't you, you faggots? | |
| I ain't missing today! | |
| Hey, Walt, you ready to get lit, nigga? | |
| Let's throw your bird up, nigga! | |
| Oh, I'm about to die! | |
| Shit. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Fuck! | |
| I died. | |
| I died. | |
| Damn, y'all niggas don't die. | |
| It's fine though. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| They can't touch the car! | |
| They can't touch the car! | |
| Oh, niggas are trash! | |
| Niggas are trash! | |
| Niggas are trash! | |
| Are they gonna touch it? | |
| Oh shit, they might touch it. | |
| Yeah, they got it. | |
| Never mind. | |
| We got lost fight. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| We're counting on you, Fresh! | |
| Okay, let's go! | |
| Hand them out! | |
| Try to hammer five people. | |
| You got this. | |
| I will touch the car. | |
| I will touch the car. | |
| I'm on the car. | |
| Shot there, Fresh! | |
| Shot there now! | |
| Shot there now! | |
| Let's go! | |
| S! S! On point, Fresh! | |
| On point! | |
| On point! | |
| You got this. | |
| To victory! | |
| To Valhalla! | |
| 1x these niggas, let's go! | |
| I'm keeping you sorry ass niggas alive somehow! | |
| We're with this, we're with this, we're with this! | |
| I'm the captain now! | |
| Red, you trash! | |
| I thought this nigga playing ball, now they're just desperate. | |
| This is hilarious now, at this point. | |
| Y'all niggas are getting the point, bro. | |
| Just give up! | |
| Just give up! | |
| Just give up, stupid! | |
| I'm just getting ult charged, you dummies! | |
| Niggas are trash! | |
| I'm the guy down now! | |
| Victory! | |
| That nigga Fresh was just hitting the fucking... | |
| Hey, that nigga just swingin'. | |
| That nigga just swingin'. | |
| That nigga just swingin', just wondering... | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| This nigga Fresh... | |
| Yo, Fresh, you know what it is, bro? | |
| You're so sorry, nigga. | |
| I have to play healer to make sure your sorry ass don't die. | |
| As soon as I play healer, you don't die, nigga. | |
| I'm swinging. | |
| Just so the chat knows... | |
| Just so the chat knows... | |
| I haven't played Ana since I was on a fucking controller. | |
| That was the second time I played Ana on mouse and keyboard. | |
| I was fucking them niggas up. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'm just gonna play Ana. | |
| I'm so goddamn sorry. | |
| This nigga's always dead if I don't play Ana. | |
| Bro. | |
| Thanks for the nano, man. | |
| Thanks for the nano, man. | |
| Hey, you're trash, bro. | |
| I want to practice my McCree, but I can't now, because you're sorry asses in the lobby. | |
| Man, we won, bro, right? | |
| We won, bro, right? | |
| We won. | |
| We won. | |
| Nigga, we only whenever I play Ana with you, man. | |
| You're too reckless, man. | |
| That's what the shorty said, like, his dick is small. | |
| His dick is small. | |
| My nigga still hit, though. | |
| We still won, though. | |
| We still won, though. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| We still won, though. | |
| We still won, though. | |
| All right, Chinaman. | |
| All right, fair enough. | |
| Fair point. | |
| Fair point. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| Them niggas got fucked up. | |
| You know what happened to them? | |
| I'm going to tell you what happened to them, boys. | |
| Yeah, what's up? | |
| They say I'm Fresh got double audio. | |
| Double audio? | |
| Alright, I'm gonna fix that shit right now. | |
| Me and Fresh. | |
| You and Fresh got double audio. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna fix it right now. | |
| Test, test, test. | |
| One, two, three. | |
| Test, test, test. | |
| Okay, that's my mic. | |
| Uh... | |
| Alright, talk niggas real quick. | |
| Talk, talk. | |
| Okay, it's this one right here. | |
| I think desktop audio too. | |
| Alright, guys. | |
| Now tell me if it's a double chat now. | |
| Talk. | |
| Fresh. | |
| Give me ones right now if it's not double audio, guys. | |
| Give me ones right now if it's not double audio. | |
| I need you facts to talk longer than just like two seconds saying hello, hello, hello, hello. | |
| Hello. | |
| We're here. | |
| Hey, guys. | |
| We're good. | |
| We're good now. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Explain what a shing new is, and then first explain why you kiss dudes. | |
| words. | |
| - What? - Bruh. | |
| We're good now, we're good now, we're good now. - All right, we're good? | |
| Alright, can y'all niggas hear the heat that I'm about to play right now? | |
| Because those kids, this is what happened to them basically. | |
| Them niggas got touched. | |
| So... | |
| Them niggas got touched. | |
| Touch me. | |
| Touch me now. | |
| Them niggas got touched! | |
| They got fucked up More Germans - Wow. | |
| Just so y'all know, this came from Dr. | |
| Disrespect, FYI. Dr. | |
| Disrespect copied this nigga, Gunther. | |
| He copied this nigga. | |
| Them niggas is getting touched! | |
| This is awesome. | |
| Hey, hey, hey, China man. | |
| These dudes got touched, so this song must be played. | |
| I guess. | |
| Who fucked them niggas up? | |
| We fucked them niggas up, bro. | |
| It's very famous in China. | |
| One of the most sussy scenes. | |
| My bad. | |
| That's a sussy scene, too. | |
| Oh, there's some bitches. | |
| With some grapes. | |
| Alright, let's see here. | |
| What's the next joint that we gonna play? | |
| Alright, niggas, make a request in the chat. | |
| Yeah, I am trolling down, niggas. | |
| What? | |
| Hey, Wham. | |
| Wham? | |
| Fuck is Wham, nigga? | |
| That sounds like some black people shit. | |
| H-A-M by, I think it's George. | |
| Wait, H-A-M? What? | |
| W-H-A-M by George Michaels. | |
| George Michaels? | |
| Okay, let's see what the hell this is. | |
| Everything she wants. | |
| Okay. | |
| everything she wants. | |
| I'm scared Marin gonna play the Nettlenose X next. | |
| Little Nas X, that's funny. | |
| General sauce All right Team chat? | |
| Uh, yeah. | |
| I will NOT leave a broken world behind. | |
| As Baldrick always said, TOGETHER, WE ARE STRONGER THAN... I forget the rest, but it was SO INSPIRING! Hello! | |
| Hello? | |
| 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | |
| Fresh, fuck you, nigga. | |
| I want to play fucking... | |
| Go on the team, niggas. | |
| Go on the team. | |
| *Wheezes* Where's this major? | |
| *Wheezes* *Wheezes* *Wheezes* We're on our way *Wheezes* *Wheezes* *Wheezes* *Wheezes* Uh, get out of there, Frashca! | |
| Get out of there, get out of there. | |
| Nice, nice, nice. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Somebody is- Bro, somebody is hitting the fucking doom punch Who's- who's fucking punched the doom block? | |
| Fuck it man, I'm gonna go roll hard Guess what nigga, you sorry ass fuck? | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| Just let that dual fish real nice. | |
| These niggas are still chasing me? | |
| You niggas are still chasing me? | |
| Okay. | |
| You sorry motherfuckers. | |
| Next line safe, please. | |
| Come here. | |
| I'm getting the objective. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Stand up straight. | |
| God's mercy. | |
| Careful, Fresh. Fresh. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| Bro, I slept this nigga, man. | |
| I got a nano, I got a nano. | |
| Give it the fresh, give it the fresh. | |
| Start swinging, you sorry-ass nigga! | |
| Goddamn you, bro. | |
| Listen, listen, it kills me, bro. | |
| I know how to shoot that I lay ya All right Okay. | |
| Yeah, yeah, you can call Orisa fresh. | |
| Orisa, counter to kill me. | |
| I still have some fight in me. | |
| I got one of my ultimatums here. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm not. | |
| Alright. | |
| I see them. | |
| These kids suck, bro. | |
| They're not good at all. | |
| Hey guys, guys, guys, back up a bit so I'm not near y'all. | |
| Oh, no, no, no, no, no. | |
| We're pushing. | |
| Push, push, push, push. | |
| I'm here now, I'm here now. | |
| You guys are good. | |
| I'm here now. | |
| Heroes never die! | |
| Unloading squad! | |
| Got him! | |
| Well, put your shield down, bro, when there's no one shooting at you. | |
| Always let it recharge. | |
| You want that shield ready at full when it's at... | |
| I'm healing you, Hogg. | |
| I'm healing you. | |
| You're fine. | |
| You're fine. | |
| Anti? | |
| Slept, idiot. | |
| Let's go, baby. | |
| Let's go. | |
| These niggas are terrible. | |
| I'm the real Ana. | |
| Do him, idiot. | |
| Do him, nigger. | |
| Do him, nigger. | |
| What's that? | |
| Let's go! | |
| African booty scratcher. | |
| Let's fucking go, nigga. | |
| It don't matter that. | |
| Come back, come back, come back, come back. | |
| And no, keep pushing, punish them. | |
| Let's go. | |
| These niggas are terrible. | |
| Swing at this nigga, bro. | |
| Let's go, Walt. | |
| Let's go, you sorry ass nigga! | |
| You gonna try to get me? | |
| Here he is, here he is! | |
| Let's go, nice hook! | |
| Let's go the punishment will continue I might be able to survive I might be able to survive. | |
| These niggas are trash! | |
| I'm alive! | |
| I'm alive somehow! | |
| Oh no! | |
| I'm dead! | |
| Fuck! | |
| These niggas are trash. | |
| I'm about to get red though. | |
| Dude, I thought I limped until that fucking faggot sold off to me. | |
| Oh, we're coming here. | |
| We're back in the game. | |
| Put your shield up! | |
| Put your shield up! | |
| Damn! | |
| Yeah, that's really cool style, okay? | |
| Niggas have slept! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Why we keep dying? | |
| It would just be at the Mercy they rushed us. | |
| We got one more fight. | |
| I got a nano. | |
| I got a nano. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Mercy's rezzing you? | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Monkey behind y'all! | |
| Slep! | |
| Basha coming out. | |
| Basha coming out. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm coming to you guys. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I'm here. | |
| No. | |
| What this? | |
| Help me. | |
| Yes, they can slap. | |
| Oh my god, fuckin' doofus got me. | |
| There's a doofus got me. | |
| There's a doofus got me. | |
| Oh my, how did I die? | |
| I win, I win! | |
| We got it, we got it. | |
| Shut up! | |
| We win! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Walt, you trash nigga. | |
| Walt, you trash nigga. | |
| It's fine though. | |
| Well, I have to kill everyone. | |
| Facts, because Walt trash nigga and I'm young healer. | |
| Alright, uh... | |
| Alright. | |
| Uh, be careful, Crash. | |
| What is the gay ass sneeze? | |
| Oh, they're already on point. | |
| Yeah, yeah, don't stay by yourself, man. | |
| You're gonna be your time. | |
| I survived! | |
| Chinaman! | |
| Survive! | |
| He's anti-healed? | |
| Nice look. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Do you sleep now, Flair? | |
| Oh, bro. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I missed the sleep. | |
| Fucking damn it, man! | |
| Yeah, we have a Sombra as our solo DPS, right? | |
| I literally killed three people there. | |
| Come back, Myron. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Kuriko's over here. | |
| Bro, why do we have a Sombra, bro? | |
| Why do we have a fucking Sombra? | |
| The EMP don't do shit for us, man. | |
| Sombra's good. | |
| He can focus on them Well Okay That's one down under two Oh Got slept nigga. | |
| Yo, there's a Doomfist over here. | |
| Doomfist over here slept. | |
| Okay, punch me towards my team, dummy. | |
| Kill this dummy, bro! | |
| Damn! | |
| Fucking get off my dick. | |
| Bro, these niggas are on me! | |
| Fucking faggots! | |
| Fuck you, faggots! | |
| I'm the captain now! | |
| Dumbass fucking Winston, man! | |
| Goddamn, these niggas are trash. | |
| They're my fucking dick and they're fucking garbage, too. | |
| And you can take it. | |
| I'll just take some fruit instead of rice. | |
| Uh, blueberries please. | |
| Drop down, wall. | |
| Alright, I gotta get rid of your fight, because I'm gonna... | |
| Yeah... | |
| Nano first, man. | |
| I'm an Orion All right I can touch you maybe. | |
| Yeah Hogg I'm behind you. | |
| The somber should be able to touch actually. | |
| No no no we lose that. | |
| We lose that. | |
| Give me the nanomiren. | |
| I'll give it to you next time. | |
| Nice hook What the fuck Doofus by Oracle Yeah fucking scrub Shield activated | |
| Got one? | |
| Nice, nice, nice. | |
| I'm trying to stay together. | |
| They down one, they down one, they down one. | |
| How is the show on the other side of the point? | |
| I'm keeping the mercy away from the fight. | |
| Oh my bro. | |
| These fucking idiots are diving on me every two seconds, man. | |
| Just one. | |
| Let's go playing fresh. | |
| Taking hold of the objective. | |
| Oh, nice pin. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I need heal. | |
| I need heal. | |
| Looking for you, bro. | |
| I'm looking for you. | |
| I tried my best and I killed you people! | |
| I got a point, bro. | |
| I got a point. | |
| I'm healing you. | |
| I shot the Bastion a few times. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Might have have nano again. | |
| Oh, fucking bubble. | |
| Don't miss on me! | |
| I need to rest, but I'm never mind. | |
| Don't die, don't die. | |
| Please don't die. | |
| Wait for me to come back, okay? | |
| We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Stay on point, fresh. | |
| I got nano for this fight. | |
| Walt, put your shield down when nobody's- Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Keep it fresh. | |
| Keep it fresh. | |
| Fresh, listen to me. | |
| You swing down the Bastion, okay? | |
| Come on Bastion. | |
| Your target is Bastion, yes. | |
| Winston coming on the right-hand side right now. | |
| Winston slept, Winston slept. | |
| Paul, you got it. | |
| You know what time to do? | |
| Whoa, fight, nigga! | |
| We pocketing you, Scrup! | |
| Don't miss on me! | |
| Don't miss behind me! | |
| Get this fucking retard, bro! | |
| Damn! | |
| Damn! | |
| We win this, we win this, we win! | |
| Oh my god, you're a cobra! | |
| We win this, we win this. | |
| We got it. | |
| Okay, that's fine now No, I'm playing but it's about to fucking shoot these fighters back Let's fucking go! | |
| Nice shatter, nice shatterfresh. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| Guys, I'm closer to the point than y'all. | |
| I can get on here. | |
| No, no, no, we're here, we're here, we're here. | |
| Alright. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Fuck this Bastion up Yeah, I tried but the Winston was fucking all over I tried but the Winston was fucking all over me, bro Oh Yo, if we had a reaper, man. | |
| Ana is better, man. | |
| We got an update here. | |
| I know, but they're diving me like crazy, bro. | |
| I'm not going to die. | |
| Nice to be the patient for a chamber. | |
| Your case is definitely urgent. | |
| Oh my god, knee heal please! | |
| Bro, I was healing you and they fucking... | |
| Bastion won, man! | |
| Bastion won! | |
| I'm one-on-one in this faggot. | |
| Oh, this nigga solo! | |
| You fucking faggot! | |
| You fucking scrub this Winston solo off to me. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Yo, take the point. | |
| Take the point. | |
| This idiot was chasing me the whole time. | |
| Damn! | |
| She res the Ana man. | |
| She raised the honor. | |
| Damn, man. | |
| I'm on point. | |
| I'm coming back with a window. | |
| Touch, touch, touch. | |
| Oh my god, I need a heal. | |
| Please! | |
| No, you shouldn't change, Myron. | |
| You should stay with Ana. | |
| We win. | |
| Bro, they were diving me the whole time, bro. | |
| I literally, like, you should have seen on my screen. | |
| Doomfist, Winston, just jumping on me the whole time, bro. | |
| Every single time. | |
| But bodies still can protect yourself like Ana, you know? | |
| Who? | |
| You can sleep then Yeah, but I'll sleep one bro and then there's another two on me I'll anti-nate on everything I'll play Ana on the next one bro. | |
| I- I- that- that's- That's one of my worst maps, bro. | |
| And be honest with you, Fresh don't know what he's doing. | |
| Niggas is trash, Bill. | |
| Oh. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| We need a nano. | |
| Nano is better than vice. | |
| The window. | |
| You ain't going nowhere. | |
| Kidnapping. | |
| It's on the internet. | |
| Yeah, right. | |
| Yeah, nigga. | |
| You ain't going home. | |
| Go to sleep. | |
| If you feel sick, just go get a... | |
| Oh, what's it called? | |
| Take the Tums and shit. | |
| Take the medicine. | |
| You want me to stay here? | |
| Yeah, man. | |
| Stay. | |
| Close the door if I'm yelling too much. | |
| Yes. | |
| Are you going to keep playing as Baptiste? | |
| No, I'll probably be playing Ana because I'm playing with Fresh New Trash. | |
| Can I not join? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Can I not join? | |
| I'm too low. | |
| Yeah, that's true. | |
| We need a nano. | |
| Nano is better than window. | |
| Actually, do you feel like you're up to play though? | |
| Because we play at high level, Angie. | |
| I mean... | |
| I can't do better than those guys that you're playing with. | |
| Y'all want Angie to play? | |
| She can play second support? | |
| She played Lucio. | |
| Fabiano, she's getting better. | |
| Every time I play with her, she gets better. | |
| Listen to me, man. | |
| You go Ana, I go Hulk. | |
| We kill everybody. | |
| Trust me. | |
| We will kill everybody. | |
| You know, freshers are trash. | |
| Fresh is trash. | |
| But it's okay. | |
| We'll carry this thing though. | |
| He really is trash. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We can carry it. | |
| Hey man. | |
| How about all niggas leaving League of Legends? | |
| That's good. | |
| How about go play me with Smash Brothers and see who's trash? | |
| Okay. | |
| Now, Angie is getting better, guys. | |
| She's still trash. | |
| Don't get it twisted. | |
| She's trash. | |
| But she's getting better. | |
| I'm trash. | |
| I got better than you. | |
| You're trash. | |
| Oh, I'm on camera so I can't domestic violence you right now. | |
| But if I wasn't on camera, oh lord! | |
| It'd be 1951 again. | |
| Wa-bam! | |
| Oh, that feels nice. | |
| Oh, thank you. | |
| Send me an invitation before this game. | |
| Oh, you don't want me to play? | |
| Alright, I'll get you in the next game. | |
| Because we got to win one. | |
| I'll get you in the next game. | |
| So play a game and we'll warm up. | |
| Because we need you on point, Angie. | |
| If you're going to play with us, nigga. | |
| If you're trash, I'm going to tell you you're trash. | |
| You're always telling me I'm trash. | |
| This is true. | |
| I do tell you you're trash. | |
| But... | |
| That feels nice. | |
| Thank you, Angie. | |
| It's fucking on my waves a little bit, bud. | |
| Yeah, I'll brush it later. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| I'm still hungry. | |
| I saw you get your food. | |
| It's not enough for you, Fresh? | |
| Nigga said Angie was a guy back from tennis lessons. | |
| No, niggas, we just keep the room really warm. | |
| Oh, Angie, you want to address these fucking retards saying some shit about NDAs or some shit like that? | |
| You don't even want to respond to their dumbasses. | |
| It's not worth it. | |
| Okay. | |
| I haven't signed any NDA. Incredible. | |
| That's the bottom line. | |
| Like, I haven't signed. | |
| Bruh, niggas are weird, bro. | |
| Apart from the weaver that the girls make you sign here for the pod, I haven't signed anything, so. | |
| Yeah, bruh. | |
| That's just really stupid for you guys. | |
| Yeah, if y'all really believe... | |
| I'm not a fake girlfriend. | |
| That's just an angry... | |
| That's an angry chick that wishes she had what Angie has. | |
| And she don't. | |
| She's fucking mad, bro. | |
| Just think about it. | |
| If I were, like, a fake girlfriend, like a rented girlfriend, why would Maya take me to his parents' house? | |
| That would be real stupid, you know? | |
| That would be, like, bottom line stupid. | |
| Yep. | |
| It is what it is. | |
| Yeah, niggas are stupid, bro. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Thank you, Angie. | |
| I'll get you a next game. | |
| Warm up nigga. | |
| Because we gonna go hard to paint! | |
| If you trash up a booty, you gonna be on the chopper block. | |
| Spiga. | |
| Spiga. | |
| Um, what the fuck? | |
| What do we got here? | |
| Ah! | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| Yeah, guys. | |
| Like, these chicks are always gonna be jealous, bro. | |
| They see what Angie got and they're fucking mad, bro. | |
| That's what it comes down to. | |
| Just... | |
| Just know that shit. | |
| Yeah, join team chat. | |
| Niggas be hating, bro. | |
| You know, I haven't had any real competition in the range lately. | |
| Now, let's see! | |
| If they've got multiple tank, I'm gonna change into Roehog. | |
| Yo, you know what, Tryman? | |
| Fuck it, bro. | |
| Go hog, bro. | |
| Go hog. | |
| Go hog. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Go hog. | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah, just go hog. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| I'm gonna do my best to solo heal. | |
| I just can't fucking die. | |
| I gotta really play back and shit. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Don't care about the DPS. Care about us. | |
| We have to do that. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Keep fighting. | |
| Bring on that fight! | |
| Oh, okay, we got a second healer. | |
| We go, we go, we go. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I got you, Vox. | |
| Guess what, bitch? | |
| McCree! | |
| Goddamn, this McCree trash on our team. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| I slept the fucking soldier and you got her? | |
| Okay, good shit, Vox. | |
| Okay, at least you got her. | |
| I take that all day. | |
| Oh my god, he was getting healed. | |
| I'm not finished. | |
| They're moving the barricade Yeah, I'm gonna come go the door okay We must regain the lead I What the fuck? | |
| Domash Romatro? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Oh my! | |
| Slap, idiot! | |
| Fuck him up, bro! | |
| There we go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| That a good guy went to sleep! | |
| What, why are you holding your shield? | |
| I know I'm shooting at you, sorry ass nigga. | |
| Damn, man! | |
| I see a hostile Where are they going? | |
| Ah shit, I'm trying to come- Pause! | |
| Yo, Moira, uh, Moira to the right. | |
| Hit her twice, hit her twice, y'all come fuck her up. | |
| Yeah, I got you, I got you. | |
| I got a nano. | |
| I got a nano. | |
| You wanna punch these idiots, bro? | |
| Push up, hug. | |
| Push up, push up. | |
| I'm about to nano you. | |
| These niggas are trash, we don't respect them. | |
| You ready? | |
| Oh, he fucked up! | |
| He fucked up! | |
| Yo, let's go! | |
| I'm pocketing you, I'm pocketing you, I'm pocketing you. | |
| Let's go, let's go, let's go! | |
| They can't kill you. | |
| These niggas are trash. | |
| Shit. | |
| This Moira's focusing me. | |
| Get her ass, bro. | |
| Moira behind you, Moira behind you, bro. | |
| She literally solo ult me because she's so fucking trash in this game. | |
| Yo Chinaman, if I'm pocketing you bro, just keep pushing. | |
| Just keep pushing. | |
| I'm gonna heal you. | |
| And I'll tell you, I'm like, yo, I'm pocketing you, I'm pocketing you. | |
| Just keep shooting their dumbasses. | |
| Step right up. | |
| Alright, two down on their team. | |
| This ends. | |
| Three there, three dead. | |
| Four dead, four dead. | |
| I killed them. | |
| I'm parking you. | |
| I'm parking you. | |
| Just keep shooting, just keep shooting. | |
| I'm literally pocketing you. | |
| Moira to the right. | |
| Moira to the right. | |
| I'm pocketing you. | |
| Just keep shooting. | |
| What the fuck is that? | |
| Is she drunk? | |
| Is this bitch drunk? | |
| I'm pocketing you. | |
| I'm pocketing you. | |
| It's fine. | |
| You good, you good, you good. | |
| That nigga slipped. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I got you. | |
| I got you. | |
| I'm healing you, hug. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Whoa, you got a knife. | |
| Back up. | |
| Back up. | |
| Oh Get fucking rape bitches You suck! | |
| Get hooked up, Moira! | |
| Hug, hug. | |
| Come back, come back, come back so I can heal you, bro. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. | |
| Come back towards me, bro. | |
| Come back towards me. | |
| I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. | |
| Come here, Maren! | |
| Bro, bro, bro, he chasing you, he chasing you. | |
| I had to run back, I had to run back. | |
| Yeah, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good. | |
| Come back, Maren. | |
| Come back, come back, come back. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| They're gonna die. | |
| They're definitely gonna die. | |
| They're definitely gonna die. | |
| Oh my god, I was about to fuck her up by myself. | |
| She had to fortify. | |
| scrub Okay, it's okay, let's out in tears I've come back with the nano, bro. | |
| These kids are trash. | |
| China man, you ready? | |
| You ready to let these niggas know what time it is with the communism? | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Time to punish these baggots. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Time to punish these baggots! | |
| Mario chasing me. | |
| Oh man, god damn it bro I I won't give in. | |
| Wow, there's a Sigma behind you, bro. | |
| I'm trying to keep you alive, nigga. | |
| Holy shit, Walt. | |
| How are you still alive, man? | |
| I'll make your place! | |
| Holy fuck, man! | |
| They're coming to get you. | |
| They're chasing you, these dudes are fucking trash. | |
| I know, I know, I know. | |
| The only thing he has to watch out for is the Orisa fortify. | |
| Yeah, use the shutter. | |
| Use the shotgun. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| What's wrong with you? | |
| You must stop the enemy from advancing. | |
| Kill the mahal. | |
| Kill the mahal. | |
| I'm healing you, Hawk. | |
| I'm healing you. | |
| I'm healing you. | |
| You still got full health. | |
| These dudes are trash. | |
| Anti-healed that bitch. | |
| Fuck her up. | |
| I got a nano again? | |
| Fuck them up, bro! | |
| Fuck them up! | |
| Fuck them up! | |
| Let's go! | |
| You ain't dying! | |
| You ain't dying! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm top one healer! | |
| I'm keeping you sorry niggas alive! | |
| Let's go and not whining you're fine. | |
| I'm easily the support keeping your hockey Keepin' you up! | |
| Keep swingin' for us. | |
| Big nano! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Fuckin' faggots! | |
| I'm the true Ana now! | |
| That's huge. | |
| That's huge. | |
| Watch, they're gonna come out from the stairs these sorry ass niggas. | |
| I got you! | |
| I got you! | |
| I gotta get a big fat nade here. | |
| Keep pushing up, Walt! | |
| Big nade on the healers! | |
| Big nade on the healers! | |
| Fucked them up! | |
| Fucked them up! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm the fu- Y'all niggas don't know how I can play Ana 2, you faggots! | |
| Oh, yo, Symmetra, back up, nigga! | |
| I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you, Hong. | |
| I'm with you, I'm with you, China, man. | |
| These niggas can't stop us. | |
| I'm 80%! | |
| I'm 80%! | |
| Fucking Orisa's one shot. | |
| Fuck that bitch up, man. | |
| She's so fucking garbage. | |
| I'm just gonna garbage you so long people so I'm fucking these baggots up. | |
| Bye, amore! | |
| Niggas are just fresh, always needs healing. | |
| One of these days I'll end up in... | |
| Yo, facts. | |
| Facts. | |
| Yo, y'all got a solo healer right now. | |
| Good shit, good shit, good shit. | |
| We win, we win, we win. | |
| Nice, nice, nice. | |
| I always carry every fucking game, man. | |
| Goddamn, nigga. | |
| Bro, why can't I play DPS? I wanna carry too, man. | |
| I wanna fucking DPS suit, man. | |
| Bro, I always got a multiple tank. | |
| DPS is not a good game I-N-N-N-N-Nize Antak you Are you in a game, Angie? | |
| Uh-uh It's quick play? | |
| Alright, get out. | |
| Alright guys, we're gonna get Angie in one game. | |
| We'll try it out. | |
| If she's trash, we gonna boot her. | |
| I don't care if she's my girl. | |
| If we lose, I'm kicking her out, bro. | |
| All right, try it in. | |
| Try it in. | |
| Angie's in here. | |
| She's gonna play Lucio. | |
| Oh, we can't even play! | |
| Oh, damn. | |
| All right, I guess I'm gonna play support, nigga. | |
| Can you play support too, Angie, or no? | |
| Damn, we'll let you play support? | |
| Okay, let's see what it'll let you play. | |
| Play support. | |
| Oh, let me pick... | |
| Uh, Mary had to cancel it. | |
| Yeah, my bad. | |
| Let Angie choose first. | |
| Let Angie choose first, then you choose. | |
| Yeah, pick support first. | |
| Oh, I won't let her pick support, bro. | |
| Damn. | |
| Bro, what? | |
| No, and we'll let her pick support first. | |
| Damn. | |
| Sorry, Angie. | |
| You try, nigga. | |
| Nah, you know what? | |
| Yo, Angie, me, you, and Chinaman are gonna play, and then we're gonna boost you up because, honestly, yo, I ain't gonna lie. | |
| It's literally Elo hell. | |
| It's literally Elo hell when I play with her, bro. | |
| It's really fucking bad. | |
| It's really fucking bad, bro. | |
| We're gonna boost her. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Yeah, we're gonna boost her up. | |
| Yennefer's on? | |
| Uh... | |
| Actually, she's the second good healer. | |
| If I play Ana and her, like, bro, I could just focus on really building up that nano and shit. | |
| Alright, let me hit cancel here. | |
| That's true. | |
| Yeah, because she just focused on power boosting, and then I'm just gonna fucking, uh... | |
| I'll be able to build up my nano fast. | |
| Yeah, because I take a lot of damage, you can... | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Like, don't even heal yourself, bro. | |
| Like, I don't know if you noticed, you didn't have to really heal yourself like that if I was next to you. | |
| What? | |
| Traveling, prepare your defenses. | |
| That's so fucking fast, man. | |
| Select your hero Crush it's okay practice our Risa Orisa is better tank, I promise you. | |
| And Reinhardt? | |
| Better than Reinhardt, I promise you. | |
| Reinhardt's the worst tankerang. | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah, practice Orisa, I promise you. | |
| We lose, we lose. | |
| Shit, we about to take a loss. | |
| I can't carry it. | |
| Fresh can barely play Reinhardt, bro. | |
| You tried to tell us they're going to play Orisa? | |
| Ultra flanks. | |
| They might try something. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Fresh, just remember our trick. | |
| Use every ability one at a time. | |
| Edge, what's your rank right now? | |
| As long as you get into plenty. | |
| Yes, ma'am. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Tryna use the spinning thing first. | |
| And last use your gold for that. | |
| Me and Chinaman gonna play with you and bring you up. | |
| Cuz you're not bad to the point where you should be playing in Bronx. | |
| It's really annoying. | |
| I feel bad No, you are welcome I have you keep talking Chinaman, I can't see you. | |
| Hold on. | |
| We got three healers? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yeah... | |
| You said fresh needed all the heals. | |
| Yeah, he did. | |
| But this Zarya's on me if we slept. | |
| Zarya me slept over here. | |
| This is the trash money. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Yeah, Rebecca Ramacho, you sorry-ass nigga? | |
| Okay, uh... | |
| I'm healing you hog. | |
| I'm healing you hog. | |
| I'm about to throw a fat anti. | |
| Fat anti! | |
| That's so fucking fat. | |
| You're just like Moe, man. | |
| Alright, alright. | |
| Nigga said you're just like Moe. | |
| Yo, I just died from Sojourn though. | |
| We're running three supports. | |
| Uh... | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| You can go back here. | |
| Nice. | |
| Alright. | |
| Hitscan specialist, man. | |
| Alright, uh... | |
| Yeah, that's fat under here. | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| I actually enjoy playing Ana. | |
| Forgot how fun she is to play. | |
| Especially with mouse and keyboard, that shit... | |
| No. | |
| Let's just drop down on the I'm about to fucking... | |
| Oh, help our... | |
| Watch out, Romacho! | |
| Bro, he solo crap! | |
| Romacho dead, Romacho dead! | |
| Don't jump down! | |
| Whatever happens, don't jump down! | |
| I'm not jumping down, there's a lot of them there. | |
| Yeah Bro they're all looking at me man Here's Yo, soldier and weak as fuck on the bridge. | |
| Shoot them from the back, man. | |
| Whoa, what the fuck? | |
| This Romacho, bro. | |
| Three of them chased me, man. | |
| Yo, Romacho behind y'all. | |
| Romacho also behind y'all. | |
| Romacho behind y'all, man. | |
| Come back in a high noon. | |
| Me and Mercy are coming back. | |
| Zen! | |
| Zen, weak! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| he got a hawk crew What, you gotta hammer down? | |
| Whoa, push up, push up. | |
| I gotta hammer. | |
| Whoa, keep a shield up in front of me. | |
| Keep your shield up in front of me now! | |
| Keep your shield up in front of me, Walt, right now! | |
| Let's fucking go, you fucking scrub! | |
| I'm sorry, ass niggas! | |
| What, Xen is one, Xen is one! | |
| Fucking scrub! | |
| Let's go! | |
| These niggas are trash I'm backing up Sorger trying to chase me. | |
| She's one, she's one, the Sorger. | |
| What the bitch, you wanna chase me? | |
| Oh, nice hook! | |
| Nice hook! | |
| W hook. | |
| Help, Orion! | |
| I'm sure Mr. | |
| Moxley with you, Walt! | |
| I'm sure what I'm with you, he's weak! | |
| That make a trash! | |
| Get fucked idiot! | |
| What you doing Flash? | |
| Come back! | |
| Faster one! | |
| Y'all got him? | |
| Good shit, Pug. | |
| Watch out, watch out. | |
| They're all on my ass. | |
| Bro, get the fuck out of my ass! | |
| Get the fuck out of my ass! | |
| They want me so bad, they're so gay. | |
| Yeah, they didn't want you bad, bro. | |
| But them niggas is trash. | |
| Alright, we could, uh, we could, uh, what else we got here? | |
| Whoa! | |
| Idiot! | |
| Let's push, Fresh! | |
| Bruh. | |
| No one touching the car! | |
| Somebody need to top the card. | |
| Crash. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Crash is swinging. | |
| Crash is swinging. | |
| That nigga swinging. | |
| Nice hook dummy. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Oh, I don't know how the Mercy got that res off. | |
| We win this. | |
| We win this. | |
| Get out of there. | |
| Crash. | |
| That nigga took you off the map. | |
| - I'm already in. - No, we need a handoff. - It's fine. | |
| Yeah, it's fine. | |
| I'll use this high noon and this dude has a coalescence. | |
| We can stop this. | |
| Watch out for the bashing ult. | |
| Come back, Prescott. | |
| They got too much damage! | |
| Fast and weak. | |
| Okay, y'all got him? | |
| Good shit. | |
| Fuck one! | |
| Stupid! | |
| *Groans* Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| We mounted a comeback! | |
| Oh! | |
| Let's go wall! | |
| Hammer these niggas down! | |
| Faster, what's up? | |
| Superpants, get fucked, dummy! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Oh, oh, shit! | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Doesn't help that fucking trigger down. | |
| Come back up, bitch. | |
| Do I get kicked again? | |
| Oh, she about to get fucked up. | |
| If she didn't have her fortified, bro, she would've got melted. | |
| Reaper Reaper Reaper Reaper Shit Shit Aw, fuck, man. | |
| I should've backed up. | |
| I got stuck in a corner bro Yo, um Yo, Senpachi, um, let me play Ana bro for a while Can you play tank? | |
| Let's go triple tank on this. | |
| We're gonna win. | |
| Senpachi, just play triple tank, bro. | |
| Play the tank that you feel best with. | |
| Go tank, bro. | |
| Nice. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| We about to fuck these niggas up. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh boy! | |
| We back to Overwatch 1. | |
| Yeah, trying to anti-heal their hawk. | |
| I'll kill him first. | |
| They got a river Oh It is the privilege of humanity to trifle with every threat I give everything to protect my home, so don't trifle with me You've been doing a lot around Gibraltar lately. | |
| Are you taking care of yourself? | |
| I'm fine. | |
| I put in hours like this all the time back in Korea That's exactly what I'm worried about 5 4 3 2 1 Attack Commencing Capture Objective A I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming in. | |
| Oh, shit, Hong, I can't see over there. | |
| Somebody slept. | |
| Big anti-nade! | |
| Big anti-nade! | |
| Fuck these niggas up! | |
| Reloading reloading reloading Pock is that Hog is inside! | |
| Moira slept! | |
| Let's go, man! | |
| Niggas are trash! | |
| I need a hito! | |
| I need a hito! | |
| I was reloading bro 63 to nano Bastion, what the fuck? | |
| Bastion slept. | |
| He's ulting. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright! | |
| Yeah, I definitely need them more healers. | |
| I can't change, man. | |
| We got it, we got it, we got it, man. | |
| You will have to try harder than that. | |
| My ultimate is target. | |
| Now, do the skill. | |
| So it's for you. | |
| That's a nade. | |
| You don't have to fight me. | |
| Hogg, you ready? | |
| I bought a nano, you, bro. | |
| Come to- come to- nano me now! | |
| Nano me now! | |
| Everybody's in the way, I wanna make sure that you- Go, go, go, go! | |
| No, nano me now! | |
| I got you, I got you, I got you. | |
| You had it. | |
| Let's go, Hogg! | |
| Counter that shit! | |
| Fight! | |
| There you go! | |
| You're getting pocketed, you scrub. | |
| Fucking go, man. | |
| China man, push, push, push. | |
| I'm behind you. | |
| I'm behind you. | |
| These niggas can't stop. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I got you. | |
| Fight him, fight him, fight him. | |
| He's trash. | |
| He's trash. | |
| Bad nade! | |
| Four of them in that nade, bro! | |
| And somebody slept! | |
| I'm the top Ana right now! | |
| Let's go, man! | |
| Reaper 1! | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| We lost all hogs. | |
| Oh man. | |
| Dude, I threw the nade at you but you got hooked. | |
| I'm coming Somebody slept in there I Who's ready for the nano? | |
| Me, me, me, me, me, me! | |
| You got it wrong? | |
| Nice. | |
| A good bomb. | |
| He just fucked him up. | |
| Let's push this shit. | |
| Let's go Got you walk I got you reaper here | |
| Good shit, good shit. | |
| Whoa, push up, nigga. | |
| Stop being a pussy. | |
| We're pocketing you. | |
| Reaper behind, Reaper behind on our mercy. | |
| He's trying to trace our mercy. | |
| I'm solo healing. | |
| Don't die. | |
| I'm solo healing. | |
| You don't have our mercy right now. | |
| The eye of Horus watches over you Western What's there? | |
| I'm keeping you up, Hog. | |
| Me and Mercy are pocketing you. | |
| Let's fucking go, bro. | |
| What the hell? | |
| I got a nano! | |
| You're powered up, get in there Reaper? | |
| Reaper's top. | |
| Trash. | |
| Trash. | |
| I can't see y'all yet. | |
| Keep a select over. | |
| She trashed. | |
| You fine, Diva. | |
| Steve, are you fine? | |
| Nice anti. | |
| Activating the self-destruct sequence. | |
| Nice bomb. | |
| Zarya slept. | |
| These niggas are trash Keep holding up, keep holding up Keep holding, keep holding, bro. | |
| I'm about to have an Anno. | |
| What, you got ult? | |
| You close to it? | |
| You close to it. | |
| Get in there, nigga! | |
| Keeping you guys alive. | |
| What, do something with all you scrub! | |
| There we go! | |
| Keeping you guys alive! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Big name! | |
| Let's go, man! | |
| Your heroes never die! | |
| I am I! Anti-Nated! | |
| Anti-Nated! | |
| Fuck them up! | |
| Bro, we are fucking top killing right now, man. | |
| Push up! | |
| Don't let a hog die! | |
| Got you, got you, got you, got you! | |
| I got another nano! | |
| I got another nano! | |
| You know what to do, hog! | |
| You know what to do, baby! | |
| Punish these dragons! | |
| I'm keeping you up, keeping you up, keeping you up! | |
| Keeping you up! | |
| I'm about to die just for that shit! | |
| Let's fuck it though man. | |
| I got rest. | |
| Oh shit No one killed Kenny anyone Oh shit, I'm gonna kill him. | |
| Alright, I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| I'm with you, Hug. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Man, there's no one killing anyone. | |
| We don't got enough damage. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Uh, I don't know. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Look at my fucking damage. | |
| I got fucking 31,000. | |
| The damage. | |
| Crash, how do you die 17 times, nigga? | |
| You trash. | |
| Nigga, you are garbage. | |
| Yo, this nigga's fresh trash, bro. | |
| Nigga, how you dying? | |
| I'm pocketing you, bro. | |
| Nigga, between me and Yennefer, just so you know, I had one round of healing, or maybe a round and a half. | |
| We had almost 40,000 heal between the two of us. | |
| Actually, almost 50k. | |
| Nigga, you're terrible. | |
| Hey, man. | |
| I had second most damage in the game. | |
| This nigga terrible, bro. | |
| This nigga terrible. | |
| Alright, this is my last game, though. | |
| What do you mean this is your last game, nigga? | |
| Unlike you, bro. | |
| I need to sleep. | |
| Nah, man. | |
| The rape train does not end. | |
| What skin are we doing here? | |
| Bruh, you get on the stream first day of the season, and you get on the stream last day of the season. | |
| You didn't grind any day between them. | |
| Yeah, Fresh. | |
| The beatings will continue, nigga. | |
| You gotta play. | |
| The beatings need to continue, bro. | |
| Join team, nigga. | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| Just let this dude play Ryan, bro. | |
| He sucked with everybody else, bro. | |
| If he can't swing a hammer, he don't know what he's doing. | |
| I will not leave it all when you're behind. | |
| Nego Ultimate! | |
| Oh, let's rip them to pieces, next thing I know. | |
| Oh, dead. | |
| You see how sarky you are? | |
| Sonny the grammy. | |
| I don't sleep here. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Alright, let's fuck these things up, man. | |
| One, two, one. | |
| I got the Captain Amari skin because I'm the Captain now. | |
| Bro, I had like 80% skull pack, you're seeing 90% skull pack. | |
| Listen! | |
| You mean you're a female? | |
| I am playing a female, unfortunately. | |
| She's Arab, though, so I'll give her that pass. | |
| Alright, well, fight this Ryan! | |
| Swing, nigga! | |
| He's trash. | |
| He's left. | |
| Fuck him up! | |
| Aw, man, Arzari got in the way right when I was... | |
| We're pocketing you all We're running. | |
| Triple tank. | |
| Niggas is running because they're trash. | |
| Nice hook. | |
| The punishments will continue. | |
| We got a Zarya too? | |
| Aw man, we unbeatable now. | |
| Let's go. | |
| China man, I'm right behind you. | |
| Nice kill, French. | |
| I'm okay. | |
| He's anti health. | |
| Idiot. | |
| Nice! | |
| Oh my god, that's combo. | |
| Well, back up, back up! | |
| What is that word, Myron? | |
| What is that word? | |
| I don't understand. | |
| These dudes are getting their shit pushed in, man. | |
| Man, they're fucking trash, man. | |
| Yo Mercy stay with the Pug. | |
| Oh, hug on the left here. | |
| Hug on the left. | |
| Don't get hooked. | |
| I got the other tanks here. | |
| You're fine. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Big nade. | |
| Niggas are trash. | |
| Oh, tire. | |
| Oh, didn't get anybody though. | |
| Trash. | |
| I got nano. | |
| Yo, you ready to try to mana punish them? | |
| Rape first coming behind. | |
| Let's go. | |
| These niggas are getting there. | |
| They're simple, stay now! | |
| Well, I'm with you, you snip them? | |
| I got 'em. | |
| Alright, good shit. | |
| You know it's battling the Mercy fight, bro. | |
| Bro, what? | |
| I'm about to sleep somebody right now. | |
| Going to sleep, nigga! | |
| Oh, aww. | |
| She's anti-d. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I'm gonna go. | |
| She's anti-d. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Oh, is there Reaper behind us? | |
| Yeah, there's Reaper on point. | |
| Wow, keep going, keep going, keep going. | |
| Come on, I'm right behind you. | |
| Well, you should have a hammer down now, nigga. | |
| Oh, everybody. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Overkill. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Here we go with the butchering. | |
| Nigga got put to sleep. | |
| Hammer down. | |
| Holy! | |
| Honey got fucked up. | |
| She rezzed that oristle so she can die again! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| This reaper's gonna hold. | |
| Get ready. | |
| He got hooked. | |
| Bro, what the fuck, bro? | |
| I hear footsteps behind him. | |
| Ana trash. | |
| Nice hook! | |
| I got you! | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| That's a sexy hook Bro we had it right there I didn't know I'm here! | |
| I got nano. | |
| I didn't know I'm here! | |
| Oh, you're here too, Yennefer? | |
| Help! | |
| I saw this myself! | |
| Shhh! | |
| They don't know. | |
| Alright, I got it. | |
| Uh, wall, you know what? | |
| Fuck it. | |
| You want to get in there and I can fight? | |
| It's okay. | |
| Damage boost me. | |
| Get in there, wall. | |
| Get in there, wall. | |
| Start fighting. | |
| They don't know what to do. | |
| They're chasing me. | |
| I'm packing you, nigga. | |
| Get in there. | |
| There you go. | |
| You're thinking you're trapping me? | |
| You're trapped here with me, those masses! | |
| Shout out to Titan Man. | |
| Bro, they're trapping me! | |
| I think what he said was, you think we trap me, you trap with me. | |
| The translator. | |
| Oh, Walt's gonna die. | |
| Oh my god, Frost! | |
| No, she's not gonna die! | |
| I don't know how! | |
| I don't know how! | |
| You should be dead right now, Walt! | |
| Holy! | |
| I'm literally heal-bodying right now. | |
| I'm not even chewing at these idiots. | |
| Whoa, whoa! | |
| Throw your shield up, nigga! | |
| You're about to die! | |
| Y'all fine, y'all fine! | |
| Keep your shield up, whoa! | |
| I finally died! | |
| I finally died oh fuck man.. | |
| i'm dead I'm dead. | |
| Oh, maybe not. | |
| Dammit. | |
| Run away, Mercy. | |
| I'm trying, but there's no reason. | |
| How did you understand me, man? | |
| Man, I played with Chinaman for too long, bro. | |
| I know what this nigga's saying. | |
| That's true. | |
| I think his name really was Chinaman. | |
| Get around the corner, back back up! | |
| Bro, you should have died like seven times already, man. | |
| Alright. | |
| I know that other team is mad bro. | |
| Nice one. | |
| Ah, fuck! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| We gotta grab, we gotta grab. | |
| I got a nano. | |
| Get in there, Ozaiya! | |
| Punish them! | |
| Ugh, I got the res. | |
| We got it. | |
| It's fine. | |
| I think we won that fight. | |
| I shouldn't run in there like that, but... | |
| I want to heal the Zarya, not let her die. | |
| This is not the end. | |
| A nice show, Fresh. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Yo, you guys got no healer effort. | |
| FYI. We're coming to y'all, but you guys gotta just be careful. | |
| Well, you got no healer. | |
| Taylor, you can't play too aggressive right now. | |
| Ian Mercy are coming right now. - Boop. | |
| Oh, they have a Sombra. | |
| They do. | |
| Okay. | |
| We're here. | |
| We're here. | |
| hair with y'all niggas now. | |
| Help me. | |
| You're fine, Walt. | |
| You're fine. | |
| You're fine. | |
| We're healing you. | |
| Soldier on the high ground. | |
| Shoot me. | |
| Soldier running. | |
| He's running, he's one shot though Good shit This bitch is chasing Nah bro, she's nanner on me I fucking hate this fucking Marissa man We can still win, we can still win I'm back! | |
| I'm back! | |
| Thank you, Andrew. | |
| Woah, woah, woah, woah! | |
| Give us your look! | |
| I'm again! | |
| Come on, robot! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Sabra! | |
| Sabra! | |
| Thank you Mercy for the help. | |
| Kill this Orisa man, bitch ass. | |
| Kill the Mahal. | |
| I hate fucking Orisa. | |
| Yeah, she's annoying bro. | |
| How about anti later though? | |
| She's anti. | |
| Okay, she got her. | |
| What? | |
| It's what you wanted, nigga! | |
| Fight that bitch! | |
| Start swinging! | |
| Start swinging! | |
| I'm pocketing you, we're pocketing you, keeping you alive! | |
| How did nobody die? | |
| I'm fucking dead, holy shit man. | |
| Why did nobody die? | |
| I don't know, bro. | |
| Well, how'd you not kill them? | |
| I nanoed you, man. | |
| I was swinging forever. | |
| I'm not finished. | |
| Yeah, give me the nano. | |
| Give me the nano. | |
| Yeah, I'll give you the nano. | |
| Yeah, I got more damage than Ryan. | |
| My character do more damage. | |
| That's fine. | |
| That's true. | |
| That's not even what fault. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| That's my focus. | |
| Yeah, Hog does more damage. | |
| Um, let's see here. | |
| Big nade on the Zarya. | |
| *Mario's voice* I slept there! | |
| Oh my gosh! | |
| I'm keeping you up, Zarya! | |
| She's anti-native. | |
| Fucking bitch, man. | |
| This is trash. | |
| This is fucking trash, bro. | |
| on the other teammate. | |
| I killed you! | |
| I'm fucking diffing their Ana so bad. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| Ana's down. | |
| I'm coming, guys. | |
| I'm coming. | |
| Yeah, keep coming back W Yennefer Play of the game. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yennefer, are you single? | |
| Uh, no, I'm with a viewer who we've been watching you guys since before you guys even hit your one ear. | |
| Oh, I was gonna try to kill the China man, but never mind. | |
| I am very much taken. | |
| This is like Fresh. | |
| Fresh is new here. | |
| He doesn't eat dog. | |
| Good one, Fresh. | |
| I was talking shit. | |
| What'd you say, Fresh? | |
| No, nothing, bro. | |
| Nothing, nothing. | |
| I heard of China, man. | |
| I said you're a good person, bro. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| You too. | |
| I watched too much Fresh and Fair. | |
| I know you're hiding something. | |
| No! | |
| You hiding dogs, man. | |
| You hiding dogs from us, man. | |
| I will watch this stream back. | |
| Yo, Sandwich. | |
| Sandwich. | |
| Take Tank. | |
| Take Tank and let me go Ana. | |
| We're gonna win, bro. | |
| Take Tank. | |
| We're not in the Team Chat yet, man. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| My bad. | |
| Go to Team Chat real quick. | |
| Yo. | |
| Yo, Sandwich. | |
| Yo. | |
| Sandwich. | |
| Sandwich. | |
| Take Tank, bro, and let me go Ana. | |
| We're not gonna lose. | |
| He's still not in chat, so... | |
| You know what? | |
| Y'all ain't never seen this, have y'all? | |
| You guys didn't know that I could play this game. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| We'll never see you play this. | |
| Hey man, y'all about to see today. | |
| Y'all about to see today. | |
| It's my last game. | |
| No, it's not fair. | |
| You need all the practice you get, you sorry ass nigga. | |
| I need to sleep, bro. | |
| No, man. | |
| There's no sleep. | |
| There's no sleep on the rape train, bro. | |
| You think we sleep? | |
| Yeah, we don't sleep. | |
| Yeah, we don't sleep. | |
| What's false at? | |
| Behind you man, there's a... | |
| Bubble in two? | |
| I need no more hyper, hyper I'm crazy. | |
| I tried to do the, uh... | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Oh my god! | |
| They're fucking me! | |
| Oh, that's the person we had on our last team. | |
| They're Zarya. | |
| Oh god. | |
| Alright! | |
| They're pretty good. | |
| We got 15, we got 15. | |
| I played Zarya in a very long time, but slowly getting back. | |
| I forget this bitch has two bubbles now. | |
| Oh shit, you're still in that zone? | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| Oh, get some damage, you scrub! | |
| Oh, get in there! | |
| Get in there, nigga! | |
| Let's get you in my sight. | |
| I'm just absorbing all the damage for this soldier. | |
| You wasted his nano on me, huh? | |
| Yeah, you fucking scrub. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| They used everything, they used everything, they used everything. | |
| Yeah, they literally used everything. | |
| Don't charge my back, Frash, back! | |
| Frash is trolling, man. | |
| Oh my god I'm about to have grab They keep me alive. | |
| from 77 damage. | |
| I'm about to have Grab. | |
| Y'all diggers ready? | |
| Drop, drop, drop. | |
| Drop their back line. | |
| The soldier on the fucking right, man! | |
| Bruh! | |
| Bruh, this sandwich doesn't heal. | |
| How is Anna gonna fuck-? | |
| Wall, push up, wall. | |
| I gotta bubble. | |
| Push up, nigga. | |
| Push up, push up. | |
| Put the shield down. | |
| Anna, wall. | |
| Back up a bit, back up. | |
| I'm gonna, I'm gonna bubble you again. | |
| Alright, go, go, go, nigga, go. | |
| Aw, you trash fall. | |
| How'd you...? | |
| Arista dead? | |
| Time to start carrying. | |
| Fuck you, soldier. | |
| Let's go, Hog. | |
| Let's go. | |
| These niggas are trash. | |
| Don't push too hard. | |
| Don't push too hard. | |
| These niggas are garbage, man. | |
| I'm not scared of these fucking faggots. | |
| Hold them at their spawn. | |
| They're trash. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Kill our- no fear! | |
| No fear! | |
| Fucking faggots! | |
| Damn it. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Pulse munitions. | |
| My armaments are ready. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| Oh shit, good shit, Hog. | |
| I'm on you, I'm on you, okay? | |
| I can't heal any harder. | |
| Good shit. | |
| I have to kill everybody, man! | |
| Hey, hey, hey, hey, fag. | |
| I got 4,500 damage, man. | |
| I haven't played this bitch in like a year, nigga. | |
| Actually, years! | |
| Let's forget this. | |
| But one thing is certain, we're carrying fresh though. | |
| One thing is certain, we are definitely carrying fresh. | |
| This nigga has been negative every game. | |
| Bro, you are fresh. | |
| Hey man! | |
| You blocked 7000 damage, I give you that. | |
| You blocked the most damage in the game. | |
| Play my games and see how it turns out. | |
| Cause I don't play this game, nigga. | |
| Nigga, play The Legends for faggots. | |
| Of course not. | |
| This is real players, bro. | |
| You wanna rage? | |
| Rage on League. | |
| This is a game type of rage. | |
| Just saying. | |
| Bruh. | |
| Let's all stay together. | |
| Alright, push up, push up, push up, push up, push up. | |
| They're up top. | |
| Alright, they're up top. | |
| That's fine, that's fine. | |
| We just stay on point. | |
| Idiots gotta come to us, stupid. | |
| And I can hook 1-2-1-1. | |
| Protecting you. | |
| Engaging Threaters. | |
| Team is here. | |
| He's weak. | |
| Soldier? | |
| That nigga running. | |
| Come back to the point! | |
| Come back to the point! | |
| I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it. | |
| I'm here with you, bro. | |
| Soldier running away like the bitch she is. | |
| Soldier? | |
| This nigga just running around the point. | |
| He ain't doing nothing. | |
| He was still up top. | |
| She knows me. | |
| He's trash. | |
| That bitch can't do nothing. | |
| She running like the bitch that she is, man. | |
| They can't kill us because we're staying together. | |
| *Gunshot* Recharge, you charge. | |
| *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Oh man. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Well, there's a D.Va shooting you in the back. | |
| Oh, she's super... | |
| Yeah. | |
| How is this diva kill everybody? | |
| Oh They can't hurt you We have a die I need it *mimics* *mimics* Baptiste Oh my god, they use everything on fire. | |
| *mimics* What? | |
| How did that act? | |
| Take cover! | |
| Take cover! | |
| Ow! | |
| Don't let this D.Va kill Azaria Oh, Flash is feeding again Wall, back up. | |
| Back up a bit. | |
| Trying to throw a evil barrier, digger. | |
| What the hell, Walt? | |
| What the fuck did they kill me mid, mid, uh, pin? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| This thing is trash, bro. | |
| Yo, what do you mean I'm trash, man? | |
| Yo, this thing is really trash, bro. | |
| I got my ultimate note. | |
| All right I got one I need to heal. | |
| I need to heal. | |
| Please! | |
| PLEASE! | |
| You want one. | |
| Junker Queen to your left, bro. | |
| I got grabbed. | |
| I'm going to play the point Diva right here walk no Melt that bitch! | |
| Walt, please don't die to that again, nigga. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Kariko behind you. | |
| Baptiste is coming down. | |
| Dead, he sucks. | |
| I got him off fire ground. | |
| I'm melting his D.Va. | |
| I'm gonna res fresh. | |
| Good shit, fresh. | |
| You don't even deserve a rescue sorry ass nigga You want one You want one I got her Let's push, let's push! | |
| Alright, bubble in three. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Just push past the window. | |
| Get fucked, Matisse, you fucking faggot. | |
| Wow, this evil really has a horndog. | |
| Let me guess. | |
| Let's get into point. | |
| Get into point. | |
| Oh, nice one! | |
| That bitch got fucked! | |
| Yeah, time for the reckoning. | |
| Yeah, bitch, you trash. | |
| Bro, I don't even play Zarya. | |
| 5 out of 10 Fresh?! | |
| Come on, man. | |
| Hey, uh, China man. | |
| Yes, Fresh? | |
| Yo! | |
| Nigga said wasted rest on Fresh! | |
| Yo! | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| That was some fucking funny shit. | |
| - Alright, Fresh, you said you'd get off? | |
| I've been up for about 26 hours now. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm tired as fuck, so if anyone should be playing like dog shit, it should be me. | |
| Bro. | |
| Have fun, guys. | |
| I take my words back fresh. | |
| You're so good. | |
| Let's play. | |
| Oh, thanks, man. | |
| You know what? | |
| I'll play one more. | |
| Psych! | |
| I'm in League of Legends, man. | |
| Alright, nigga, play League of Legends. | |
| You trash anyway. | |
| How about you play, then? | |
| Single trash. | |
| Go on Tryndamere versus whoever you pick. | |
| I'll battle you right now. | |
| Nigga, what the hell? | |
| I don't hear that faggotry. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Alright, peace, fellas. | |
| Alright, faggot. | |
| All right. | |
| Yennefer, do you have a fucking smurf? | |
| Okay. | |
| I have a different account. | |
| It's not a smurf account. | |
| It's just a lower account. | |
| Is it low? | |
| I was thinking about getting Angie in. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| It's low. | |
| Give Angie and he can play with us. | |
| You want me to get Angie in? | |
| Yeah, I can go on my other. | |
| Yeah, go on your other. | |
| Let's get Angie a shot. | |
| She's probably better than Fresh. | |
| Alright, hold on. | |
| Here we go. | |
| I will take a piss. | |
| Alright. | |
| Angie, jump in. | |
| Oh, nice shirt, nigga. | |
| Nice shirt. | |
| You stole it from me? | |
| Okay. | |
| You stole my boxers, too? | |
| Goddamn! | |
| Did you turn the camera off? | |
| Okay, it's off. | |
| It's off. | |
| It's too late, man. | |
| It's too late, man. | |
| You look fine without makeup, Angie. | |
| You look better than half these bitches that got makeup on. | |
| Natural beauty, man. | |
| Man, all right. | |
| I need to put some music on to wake myself up. | |
| I hope y'all niggas are ready. | |
| Angie, I'm probably gonna kill myself doing this. | |
| But let me get an energy drink. | |
| Oh, well. . | |
| It's that time. | |
| Can y'all niggas hear the music? | |
| Angie, pick your... | |
| Damn, it's only like... | |
| Alright, let me see here. | |
| It's only letting her pick, damn it. | |
| Do you have a lower account, Yennefer? | |
| This is my lower account. | |
| I mean, here's the solution. | |
| Oh, that's a platform. | |
| Can you give Angie this double agent, and you go on Yennefer? | |
| Is that okay? | |
| Oh, you're saying give her this account? | |
| Yeah, so she can play with us. | |
| Yeah, I mean, I can. | |
| Yeah, I don't care. | |
| This is my dummy account. | |
| Okay. | |
| Shit, I don't even know. | |
| How do you send it to her? | |
| Well, I sent her a friend request on this account and my other account. | |
| If she adds that, I might be able to whisper her with the information so she can just put it in. | |
| Okay, yeah, yeah. | |
| Whisper it to her, not to me. | |
| Because she's not on stream, so you can just whisper it to her and she'll be able to... | |
| What was that, Angie? | |
| Yeah, Yennefer. | |
| No, it's double agent now. | |
| She's going to give you the double agent account login info. | |
| Thank you, by the way, for that, Yennefer. | |
| I appreciate that greatly. | |
| Yeah, that's not a problem. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| You accepted it? | |
| Yeah, when you guys do your thing and... | |
| Let me give her... | |
| Huh? | |
| Oh, yeah, but she won't be able to rank up. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Damn it. | |
| Yeah, she won't be able to rank up on her main count. | |
| God damn it, because I'm trying to pull her out of bronze, man. | |
| Well, it's only eight hours left in the season anyway, Angie. | |
| So, I mean, if you want to pull this, it's cool if you want to try to... | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| I got to get you out of bronze, man. | |
| Yo, Chinaman. | |
| Next season, bro, we gotta get her out of bronze. | |
| Get her at least into silver or gold, bro. | |
| Yo, it's fucking terrible, bro. | |
| The kids are so fucking bad, man. | |
| I promise you we're gonna get her to plat. | |
| Yeah, we'll get her to plat. | |
| Yeah, we'll get her to plat. | |
| But me and you, we'll be able to get her to plat. | |
| Alright, I gave her the info. | |
| I'll swap. | |
| Okay, she gave it to you. | |
| Angie can go get on double agent. | |
| Hold on, I'm gonna get on. | |
| It might take some time. | |
| Yeah, you gotta go in on Steam and log in on it, Angie. | |
| So you have to get out of Overwatch and just go in under Steam. | |
| Alright, while we do that, we can play some... | |
| Can y'all ninjas hear that music, by the way? | |
| By the way, give me one to the chat so y'all can hear the music. | |
| All right, I can hear it. | |
| Cool. | |
| And I can tell you, honey, you can make my money tonight Wake up late, honey, put on your clothes and take your credit card to the liquor store. | |
| Well, that's one for you and two for me. | |
| But tonight, I'll be loaded like a freight train, flying like an airplane, feeling like a space break one more time tonight. | |
| I'm on the night train, follow the sun. | |
| I'm on the night train, fill my time. | |
| I'm on the night train, ready to crash and burn. | |
| I think I'm back alive now, maybe. | |
| I'm on the night train. | |
| I love that stuff. | |
| I'm on the night train. | |
| I got to never get enough. | |
| I'm on the night train. | |
| Never to return. | |
| No. | |
| Woo! | |
| Woo! | |
| There ain't no grace on this train. | |
| Dr. Monko. | |
| Did I say I was tired? | |
| My bad, guys. | |
| I'm not fucking tired. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Oh, we got some faggots to rape! - It's the book? | |
| Oh, you gotta do it by the battle, man. | |
| We'll have to do my battles anyway. | |
| Yeah. | |
| One more time in the day I need I'm on the night train And I'm looking for some I'm on the night train So I can leave this slow I'm on the night train And I'm ready to crash and burn Night train | |
| I'm on the night train I can never get in there Right in the night train I guess I I guess I guess I guess I'm in the night train I'm on the night train | |
| Alright, I'm bringing her in Um... | |
| Yennefer, do me a favor. | |
| Hold on one sec. | |
| Yennefer, can you give her the... | |
| She just needs the username because when she tried logging in on the username, it won't work. | |
| Oh, she needs my... | |
| Yeah, let me... | |
| Probably your email. | |
| Yeah, just whisper it to her. | |
| No, I'm not on Steam anymore. | |
| Okay, you can whisper it to me because my screen isn't showing. | |
| Okay, yeah. | |
| And they don't know the password anyway, so... | |
| Yeah, I am right now, hold on. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Uh, alright, Ninjas, let's see, let's see here. | |
| There it is. | |
| God damn it. | |
| Okay, Angie, I'm gonna screenshot this. | |
| Okay, let me get that on screen. | |
| All right, cool. | |
| All right, we gonna play some more music here. | |
| here let's see here we gonna get hype we're gonna play some EDM for y'all man I'll tell y'all guys this. | |
| I used to play this shit. | |
| Go hard in the gym. | |
| This is a fucking classic, man. | |
| Y'all about to go down the fucking field train with me, man. | |
| RIPZs, man. | |
| If y'all know what the fuck this is, you guys know what the fuck this is. | |
| We listen to everything over here. | |
| I hope you guys are ready to peak, faggots. | |
| Dude said this is Myron's White Side. | |
| Yeah, it's my white side, faggot! | |
| I went to a good-ass school! | |
| What's wrong with it? | |
| He said I won't let her sign in. | |
| Why not? | |
| Does it tell her why? | |
| Because it should be fine as long as it says... | |
| It should go through because I was just on it. | |
| You know what I'll do? | |
| What's better? | |
| Probably with a scan code, right? | |
| I don't know if it has that. | |
| Yeah, I'm going to text me in. | |
| Because I know that. | |
| I was gonna say I know that that account is true. | |
| I'm gonna give you an honor because it has no honor. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Rob, you got anything to go to the gym? | |
| You know what time it is. | |
| Bring me up, bring me down when I hear your sound. | |
| Alright, Jennifer, I'm sending you a message. | |
| I'm going to text you that picture. | |
| I feel like DJ had a fucking show or some shit. | |
| Yeah, listen to the medium right now, yeah. | |
| I'm putting these niggas on! | |
| And all you faggots that are old enough to remember Z's know that this is one of the last songs he posed before he fucking passed away. | |
| Alright, she's gonna text you. | |
| Yennefer, I sent you her number in a whisperer. | |
| Yeah, I'm putting it right now Okay, so I sent her a text | |
| We'll go through what I did this time. | |
| We can play some Ratio nigga shit too. | |
| We can play some nigga shit too! | |
| Like it's a lot of hops get hit, but I was like, I'm gonna keep getting rich and that's the reason that he's sick. | |
| Hey I'm in the bush. | |
| It's actually not tapping with 22. | |
| How you know you treat from the side for the slappers, you know what the henny do? | |
| She asked me a sugar with friends. | |
| That's a helping clean through twirl twirl. | |
| I do not hang out with many clues. | |
| That's what the enemy do I hit up ghost in the toes. | |
| They snuck hella stung through Oh I Oh Did you bang it? | |
| Did you? | |
| If you ain't that, we gon' perverse the whip. | |
| Let's have a two-hand game. | |
| Movie! | |
| I'm a rapper but still keep it to me. | |
| Groupies Like I I I I My whip with a oozy open is my back. | |
| We gonna shoot that boy Y'all is gonna be screwed. | |
| We wait for you. | |
| I'm pulling. | |
| Let me play with the coolies. | |
| Let me know cuz I'm ready to crash out. | |
| Get your body next morning. | |
| I cash out. | |
| Take a bitch that we spent to the trap house. | |
| Won't be long till I'm blowing the back out. | |
| Forget this money. | |
| What I'm finna do. | |
| I can't complain. | |
| I'm with the winter crew. | |
| A couple people say I change. | |
| Cause I got changed. | |
| They let what got into you. | |
| I don't never shoot unless it's close range. | |
| Two chops. | |
| They identical. | |
| The red chops has a face shot. | |
| Mama love crying. | |
| That's a few. | |
| She trying to get slapped out. | |
| I'm feeling this fast out. | |
| You type the freeze up when I back out. | |
| Back out. | |
| There ain't no need to map out. | |
| Map out. | |
| Put a bullet in his brain. | |
| So much in the blicky. | |
| I ain't got an answer. | |
| man, if we gonna play... | |
| Some 2-2-G's and Coach, we gotta play some pop too, nigga. | |
| Aw, shit! | |
| Yeah, this is Durag Marin right now. | |
| Hey, man. | |
| You guys must have forgot that I'm a black person, too, man. | |
| I'm a nigga, too, man. | |
| Y'all niggas know what time it is. | |
| Look, what the fuck you got that blicky chain on, nigga? | |
| Look, take it all, nigga. | |
| All I have to know I'll be flexing. | |
| Check it. | |
| Check it. | |
| When I pull up on Abba bitch ass, I'll be playing this shit fucking full blast. | |
| And I'm gonna chase this dumbass around the block. | |
| That ain't gonna be running. | |
| Oh shit, Myron here! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Yeah, I'll be playing this shit when I chase that nigga down and fuck his ass up. | |
| *music* Seconds check Oh I want to I try to use this side | |
| Oh, it's not bad | |
| The issue, Myron, might be because she's using steam and mine's from the battle men Oh, she's been trying Steam this whole time. | |
| You said it's on where? | |
| Yeah, it's on Battle.net. | |
| Battle.net. | |
| Okay, go on Battle.net, Angie. | |
| How does she go on there? | |
| Battle.net.com? | |
| How is she playing Overwatch? | |
| Yeah, because I have the Battle.net client. | |
| Yeah, she's on Steam. | |
| But she can go on Battle.net. | |
| Yeah, log in through. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, log in through there, Angie. | |
| Back to nigga music. | |
| Back to nigga. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Oh, prison virus. | |
| We were watching Myron dance earlier. | |
| Bye. | |
| Bye. | |
| Hey man! | |
| About to put y'all niggas on. | |
| We play some more nigga music You should know he wrote He a fucking white boy You an energy? | |
| Uh Yennefer It just asked for a code If you just whisper it to me while I play some more nigga music. | |
| I'm doing that right now. | |
| Or she's gonna text you, Angie. | |
| She'll text you. | |
| Yeah, I'll just take a picture. | |
| That's the way it go. | |
| Oh, put your niggas in the house! | |
| Guys, let's go! | |
| Got some information that you bitch niggas will hate to know. | |
| Niggas talk that shit, but they don't even know who made the O. Drop a bag on your head. | |
| My shooters get paid He got caught in traffic. | |
| Waldo ain't get to finish his status. | |
| That's all real people by the way But if we gonna do this, we gotta play the King Von version too. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| Come on, y'all niggas. | |
| I'm just gonna play. | |
| I'm just playing op music back and forth. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| Y'all talking about this stupid beef shit with Drake and all these other faggots. | |
| Who gives a fuck? | |
| That shit ain't real. | |
| These niggas really showing into each other, man. | |
| That Drake shit gay. | |
| Who cares about these fucking A-list rappers? | |
| Kendrick, who gives a fuck about those faggots? | |
| This is real shit! | |
| Let's go! | |
| And we all listen to this part, we're gonna listen to real nigger shit! | |
| Nigga Myron! | |
| That's why I said Nick Ryan. | |
| Real ones know this shit. | |
| Yes, Myron is very well-versed in the fucking drill shit. | |
| What what Please please You know Turn off them sirens. | |
| I'll be thirsty on these answers sister road of stone Hey! | |
| Birds! | |
| Reading the proverbs! | |
| What did that? | |
| I'm tired of smelling Tuca and Lamar, and I'm tired of scrap. | |
| I'm thinking 'bout creating a new pack. | |
| A.D.U. | |
| who is that? | |
| Ohhhh! | |
| Sit back! | |
| Yo, actually, this is the first time I was talking about. | |
| you know, we're about to cover King Vaughn on fucking Fed Reaction, man. | |
| That nigga is a serial killer, man. | |
| Real talk. | |
| But you know what? | |
| Hey, man, we about to play some of the most niggerish music right now. | |
| Hey, I know you niggas can sing along with this one. | |
| Chinaman even gonna know this one. | |
| Amen. | |
| What's that? | |
| Okay, Angie's starting it right now. | |
| We ain't mask up, no Dodger X, niggas know who it was. | |
| It's doing shit just like the 80s, want something back, get in and blood. | |
| Yeah, you know who took that shit from you, come get it back and blood. | |
| If a nigga killer ain't there, you sure I know R.P. | |
| We had 300 shots up in the car before we picked up dirt. | |
| Niggas who ain't got shit, go grab a glizz and get alert. | |
| I thought I'm more worried about the other thing. | |
| You more worried about the energy drink than the gun? | |
| Hey man! | |
| Hey. | |
| Just ring this all. | |
| Bitch, I got my arm. | |
| Yo. | |
| What's my arm doing? | |
| This is a don't have something tell situation. | |
| Hey, who about the way, nigga? | |
| We ain't masked on, no dodgers. | |
| Niggas know who it was. | |
| They stole shit just like the 80s. | |
| Once I'm back, get in and blood. | |
| Yeah, you know who took this shit from you. | |
| Come get it back in blood. | |
| Cute old man, you keep on talking. | |
| Better get that shit in blood. | |
| Give my shorty number dub, then they gon' walk inside the club. | |
| Hit his little ass with that switch. | |
| I bet that switch up his nerves. | |
| Fuck the opposite, sell my city. | |
| Little bro, put them in the floor. | |
| You can't come back to your hood, huh? | |
| Hey, hey, we got it. | |
| Hey, hey, we got it. | |
| I wish he would come. | |
| Hey, this is the whole thing we're working. | |
| He won't pop up at that cup with that new Glock. | |
| I wish he would run. | |
| A little bit. | |
| You ready to play? | |
| No, because... | |
| Damn it, Angie. | |
| All right. | |
| What? | |
| Download the Overwatch game again? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| You already got the game. | |
| I know, but I don't know why it's not working. | |
| Yennefer, you hear that? | |
| Because if I open the game, he asks if... | |
| The thing is, Meyer... | |
| Yeah. | |
| If you want to play on Battle.net, you're going to download their version of Overwatch. | |
| Oh, you have to... | |
| Damn, that's fucking gay. | |
| So should she just download it and then play it? | |
| So we play one game without her and she just downloads it. | |
| Alright. | |
| We'll play one and then you download it. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright. | |
| We'll play some more nigga music while we wait for this shit. | |
| Oh no, guys, don't worry. | |
| I muted the music. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| It's not showing static pictures because I stopped playing the fucking shit. | |
| All right Let's see here What is the download speed in... | |
| What is the download speed in US? I mean, in your room. | |
| Uh, in my room? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I could check. | |
| I don't even know how to check the speed. | |
| You want me to do, like, a speed test? | |
| - I don't know how the lines take you. - I'll do a speed test. | |
| - DJ Band, I'm a man. | |
| - So, so. | |
| - Cherry production. | |
| - That thing is, you know you're actually - Throw that mask on when you jump out first, you better blast, yeah. | |
| We don't like slow shit on his, some switches fast. | |
| Ain't gon' lie to city, how with strikers. | |
| They don't last time when you pop in with your killers You better check your game what we don't party on other blocks. | |
| They fuck with other officers get it They come around like you gang that got your brother shot you say his name I think we should be back. | |
| Guys, give me one to the chat if y'all are good now. | |
| They said Thug Myron broke Rumble. | |
| Let me look here. | |
| Did I really break Rumble? | |
| No, no. | |
| I think it's Angie's download game. | |
| Oh, it's because she's downloading the game. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| You're dragging your internet. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| She's bringing the internet speed down. | |
| That's what it is. | |
| Okay. | |
| God damn it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I mean, it's fine. | |
| How long is it taking a download? | |
| 41%? | |
| All right. | |
| It should be quick because she's got it already there. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| If you want to play Battle.net Overwatch, you have to re-download the entire game. | |
| It's very okay. | |
| Can they hear me at least? | |
| Chat, give me one in the chat so y'all can at least hear me. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't think they can hear you. | |
| I hear the music on the other TV. Yeah, you ever can type to them and say, Marin's download, so it's heavy. | |
| I will. | |
| Yeah, because I can't type on Rumble. | |
| For some reason. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Okay, so... | |
| That's not gonna hurt. | |
| Let's get this show on the road! | |
| Thanks, Dad. | |
| Do you want me to go something else? | |
| Nah, you're good. | |
| Alright. | |
| You're good. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| We got three supports. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Uh, I don't know. | |
| Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. | |
| We got three supports. | |
| We have three supports now. | |
| What do you normally play? | |
| Ah, yes. | |
| One. | |
| We'll try. | |
| Oh, no, never mind. | |
| We got Zarya. | |
| We got Zarya. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm gonna add triple tank. | |
| Zoom is sweep. | |
| Oh, it's dead. | |
| That was a nice sweep. | |
| Mercy one! | |
| Ana one! | |
| Oh my god the fucking Diva Matrix saving her. | |
| We gotta have a payload. | |
| Oh! | |
| Dufus is one! | |
| Got him. | |
| Fuckin' skull. | |
| I killed three? | |
| Can you go higher than that? | |
| Oh, I'm about to die. | |
| Fucking shit. | |
| Guys, sorry. | |
| Once Annie's done downloading the shirt, it'll be fine. | |
| *Skills* *Skills* | |
| um it's | |
| how foolishness has not exactly what i expected enemy Leave us low. | |
| Dump is slow. | |
| Dead. | |
| Zambis crashman. | |
| There was me, man. | |
| Yeah, I'm with you, I'm with you. | |
| We're about to get this D out of the map. | |
| she's there to help do this behind He's won. | |
| Good finish. | |
| She ran away. | |
| So good, please. | |
| That's a heal. | |
| Good, Dad? | |
| Over there. | |
| Vivo top right weak? | |
| D.Va's behind you. | |
| D.Va dead? | |
| D.Va's behind you. | |
| D. Mercy one shot on payload. | |
| One shot on top of the gas station. | |
| One shot on the gas station. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Hog on the right. | |
| Hog top right. | |
| Hog one. | |
| D.Va backed up. | |
| Good shit, man. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Fucking scrubs. | |
| Sorry ass D.Va. | |
| Nice hook. | |
| Outta mess. | |
| Baby D.Va weak. | |
| D.Va, yo, who doofus? | |
| Good fucking shit. | |
| Get fucking doofus, you fucking faggot. | |
| Let's go, man. | |
| These niggas are dark. | |
| I'm with you on this hog. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'm looking. | |
| He ran away. | |
| He scrubs. | |
| I'm on the payload. | |
| *Mario's voice* My duty is being done! | |
| Goofus being a fucking scrub that he is? | |
| I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you Hull. | |
| Ah no, one shot. | |
| Leave him to Wicked. | |
| I'm a miracle! | |
| Watch out Ana! | |
| We lose, we lose, we lose, we lose, we lose. | |
| Just die, just die, die fast. | |
| Get fucked, you fucking scrub! | |
| I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him. | |
| One down on your team. | |
| We got advantage, we got advantage, we got advantage. | |
| Got nobody cause you fucking suck. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| He's anti. | |
| He's weak. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Push that idiot away. | |
| Leave out of mech. | |
| Doom is weak. | |
| Dooper Center! | |
| I needed more damage, man. | |
| I got you. | |
| I got you. | |
| I'm about to find him right now. | |
| Ana dead. | |
| Baby D.Va? | |
| Baby D.Va next to the gas station. | |
| Doom is stuck. | |
| Noom is stuck! | |
| Nooooo! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Don't say no I'm coming, I'm coming, guys. | |
| I'm coming. | |
| Good shit. | |
| D.Va top right. | |
| Somebody help right We got the plane Kariko, yup. | |
| What the fuck is D.Va doing? | |
| Uh, there's a Doomfist behind us. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| He's one! | |
| Okay, he ulted these things that bad. | |
| Resulting on our Hanna. | |
| Good hook, bro. | |
| Good hook. | |
| Good hook. | |
| That's our energy. | |
| Go high ground, man. | |
| Yeah, I'm going right now. | |
| I'm going right now. | |
| Yeah, if anything, just jump up. | |
| Jump down. | |
| This Doom is going to jump on me. | |
| Oh, you know? | |
| Jump down. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| It's lit now. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Fuck Oh I can touch I can touch! | |
| I touch again! | |
| Please, anybody here? | |
| I'm trying to get there. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| I touched! | |
| Alright, switch to teamchat. | |
| Fuck, we weren't in Team Chat all the time. | |
| You got to download it, Angie? | |
| Hmm. | |
| All right, go ahead. | |
| You're good. | |
| Get in the game. | |
| I check your stream first. | |
| His stream on Rumble is fine. | |
| Okay, we're gonna. | |
| We're gonna. | |
| End it down, finished down. | |
| All right, we'll get our next game. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Damn. | |
| That was fast. | |
| Alright, we can hold these kids. | |
| They fucking suck. | |
| We got a Mauga and a hog. | |
| I should play Mauga, but this count doesn't help. | |
| I love those unlockable characters. | |
| Mauga is literally the stupidest tech in everything. | |
| Are they fixing him in about a few hours or not? | |
| I didn't read his patch notes. | |
| Still busted. | |
| That hero just push W and you get so much value. | |
| I don't let that payload move any further Eve is almost out Oh no, I can't heal me! | |
| What is this Ana doing? | |
| I got no heal! | |
| This Ana is a retard! | |
| Watch out, watch out! | |
| Man, this Ana is literally a retard. | |
| Yeah bro. | |
| I'd be doing a lot better than this kid, but... | |
| Shit, Maga's in here. | |
| He's contesting it. | |
| Let's get in here and help them. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Hey fucking mo- I hate this enemy. | |
| I hate this enemy. | |
| Having 5000 damage is crazy man. | |
| 5,000, um, healing. | |
| Alright, uh, Mauga, uh, hope he doesn't have a cage yet. | |
| Alright *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* God be fucking kidding me A counter healer *sad music* | |
| Oh wow she nanoed the Pog *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* Okay there we go *sad music* | |
| I'm really feeling Yeah, | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| About to have another high noon. | |
| Doofus charging. | |
| Nice hug He was almost out of mech You're about to be out? | |
| I don't got no healing. | |
| I don't got no damage. | |
| I got you! | |
| come on Cole! | |
| maybe go Zarya, Maren? | |
| oh nevermind she got Zarya switch, okay ehhhhhh I think they got it. | |
| Can't move it. | |
| Help me. | |
| Danege intensified. | |
| Drop that program. | |
| I got you. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| I need help. | |
| Everybody. | |
| I need help. | |
| EVERYONE'S LOOKING AT DOOM! WHY?! WHY EVERYONE'S LOOKING AT DOOM?! I NEED HELP! Big play, big play! | |
| Hog is weak, Hog is weak! | |
| I'm showing the fuck out of him and he's anti-healed! | |
| On the left! | |
| Get his ass! | |
| Kill his ass! | |
| Oh my god, bro! | |
| He's licked. | |
| What the? | |
| You're dead. | |
| We're loose! | |
| This online is trash Bro, I don't fucking know man Me and you destroyed them, bro. | |
| And we fucking still lost. | |
| I was fucking them up, man. | |
| Car damage. | |
| I was fucking them up, man. | |
| James, I'm... | |
| Got you. | |
| Alright. | |
| Edge, you ready? | |
| Alright, let's get Angeon. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Yennefer, thanks for letting Angie play. | |
| Join in. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright, Angie, let's see how you can keep up with the big boys. | |
| She's gonna be in plat now. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Granted, she plays out of like a bronze and silver level and shit, so we won't beat her up too bad for being trash, but it's okay. | |
| I'm just gonna quit Overwatch forever. | |
| Angie, does your mic work? | |
| That one works, right? | |
| Yeah, I just have it muted. | |
| Oh, you have it muted? | |
| Okay. | |
| Can y'all hear her talking right now on my mic? | |
| Y'all can't hear her. | |
| No. | |
| Yeah, just unmute that mic, Angie, so they can hear you. | |
| Go ahead, talk. | |
| Go ahead, talk. | |
| Can you hear me? | |
| Yeah, we can hear you. | |
| Right. | |
| More new music. | |
| All right | |
| Oh Oh | |
| Alright, we can do this. | |
| Push it in. | |
| Push it in. - No unnecessary. | |
| - Um, so Angie, me and China Man will call when we need a speed boost or anything like that. | |
| - Check it in. | |
| - You and China Man what? | |
| - Me and China Man will call when we need a speed boost or something like that. - Like a speed boost or something like that. | |
| You've been watching Fogger, you know how to play. | |
| You've got this engine. | |
| Wait, where are you? | |
| So, when you talk, Myron- I think this is the first time- I think this is the first time I play with Angie on stream. | |
| Oh, wait, Angie on stream? | |
| Oh, y'all can hear her? | |
| Well, we can hear you, sir, her mic. | |
| Okay, Angie, then- Yeah, that's what I'm saying. | |
| Yeah, meet yourself, Angie. | |
| Yeah, meet yourself, Angie. | |
| Yeah, meet yourself. | |
| Yeah, that's why I had it muted. | |
| I'm glad I'm glad I'm good Are you trying to pin? | |
| Reinhardt dead, Reinhardt dead. | |
| Nice. | |
| I will push the point. | |
| I'm on this Bastard. | |
| Bastard one, Bastard one, Bastard one. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| I'm gonna tap a point. | |
| Are you dead? | |
| Mercy dead? | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| I'm clapping these boys. | |
| It's on the clock. | |
| They've lost the game. | |
| Aw, niggas quit! | |
| Niggas quit because they've got molested so bad! | |
| Aw, good cow, man. | |
| Alright, Angie, I'll count that as one because we destroyed them so much niggas wanted to quit. | |
| I got all my boots. | |
| You got what? | |
| Come on man, that's our first fucking game man with Angie. | |
| Y'all said double audio? | |
| Y'all shouldn't hear no double audio. | |
| We fixed it, man. | |
| Angie muted herself, guys. | |
| Angie muted herself, guys. | |
| Give me one. | |
| The audio should be good now. | |
| Look, that was... | |
| We're good now. | |
| We're good now. | |
| I hate this, man. | |
| Now arriving at Elyos, prepare for battle. | |
| That was fast. | |
| What do you want to play, China man? | |
| I can play whatever you want me to. | |
| Is this Ruins? | |
| What? | |
| This is ruins? | |
| Oh yeah, yeah, this is good for hitscan actually. | |
| Uh, switch to, um... | |
| Switch to team. | |
| I'll be trying to get back to help Club Foundry next season. | |
| Yo, yo, we all climbed. | |
| We'll do it. | |
| I also killed mine. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Round one. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| Mercy won! | |
| Mercy won! | |
| Got her! | |
| Ash is won! | |
| Fuck her up! | |
| She got healed! | |
| Yeah, she did get healed! | |
| She got healed! | |
| Arisa on the right! | |
| Arisa! | |
| I can't see her John I'll rest on the right, rest on the right I hit her! | |
| Ah! | |
| Binked her a few times! | |
| Mog on the left! | |
| Mugga's trying to flank us. | |
| Mugga's gonna come up behind us with, uh, with Arisa of Moira. | |
| Ass is one! | |
| Reza. | |
| Ass dead. | |
| Fuck! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Mugga on me! | |
| Mugga on me! | |
| I'm trying to get to you. | |
| I'm trying to get to you. | |
| Thank you! | |
| Aw, fuck, man. | |
| Don't die, Mercy. | |
| Just don't die. | |
| It's too late. | |
| No time to waste. | |
| Get the one in the trap! | |
| We got a Junker on our team. | |
| I got one! | |
| I got one! | |
| Yo, I'm taking the fuck out of this idiot, man! | |
| This Muggle weak! | |
| Mercy won! | |
| Mercy won! | |
| Got her! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| I'm not missing today, boyo! | |
| Help her! | |
| Oh, bro! | |
| What?! | |
| That nigga tried me. | |
| I'm all you. | |
| He can't even me! | |
| He can't touch me! | |
| He can't touch me! | |
| Bro! | |
| Bro! | |
| Oh, he really, really wanted me to win. | |
| There's fire! | |
| Can I rest? | |
| Thank you, thank you. | |
| Mercy works! | |
| Oh, she rezzed her. | |
| Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me! | |
| Don't run by yourself! | |
| Oh nice, anti! | |
| Arisa, one shot by the way, guys. | |
| I'm just the one shot on the right-hand side Why are you doing my I'm an idiot I didn't mean to fall down. | |
| I didn't mean to fall down like that. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| Yeah, that was a bronze word. | |
| I'm so fucking retarded, bro. | |
| Bug on him, right? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Shoot the fuck out this idiot. | |
| Kill this idiot, bro. | |
| Good move, Angie. | |
| He's stuck, he's stuck! | |
| Mark one shot! | |
| Y'all got him, good finish. | |
| Two dead on their team, two dead on their team. | |
| Mercy on the right! | |
| Mercy on the top right! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| We can res it just... | |
| Oh, he's got both of them in there. | |
| I'm trying. | |
| Can't res it. | |
| Go back, go back, go back. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| A bit early. | |
| Dust off the boots. | |
| We gotta touch. | |
| Can we touch? | |
| Fuck! | |
| Do something! | |
| Best route. | |
| All right. | |
| Yo, derp! | |
| You mind not sucking dick at this fucking game, dude? | |
| The fuck are you doing? | |
| Fucking scrub dude. | |
| The fuck, man. | |
| No unnecessary risks. | |
| More field research? | |
| Grand. | |
| Because we need more heals. | |
| No, they went healer. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Just get on point first and fight from point. | |
| Let's try to hook someone and throw him into the hole. | |
| Alright, come on, fight first. | |
| They gotta hog too. | |
| Hog on the right, hog on the right, don't get hooked. | |
| Oh my god, man. | |
| This dirt kid's a fucking idiot, bro. | |
| He was right next to me and let me die. | |
| Fucking suck. | |
| Dumbass, man. | |
| Fucking retard. | |
| Can't even properly play healer, can't do DPS, can't do shit, man. | |
| I can't do share can't there. | |
| Can we kill the smog now? | |
| Kill Maga, kill Maga. | |
| Dead, dead, dead. | |
| Oh, push with me. | |
| Arisa? | |
| No fortify? | |
| She's about to use all of her fortify? | |
| Follow me, Myron. | |
| Follow me. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'm with you on the side. | |
| He's one, he's one, he's one. | |
| My god this fucking arisa Nice home What? | |
| Heal me, heal me, heal me on the left. | |
| I'm about a high noon on these maggots. | |
| 12 o'clock, let's go. | |
| Alright. | |
| Good enough. | |
| Them boys ran. | |
| Above you is Life Weaver. | |
| I'm with you, Hog. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Keep our Hog alive. | |
| Don't let him die. | |
| Back up a bit. | |
| Back up a bit. | |
| Don't die, Angie. | |
| Don't die. | |
| Weaver is low. | |
| Weaver is down. | |
| I canceled it! | |
| He's one. | |
| He's one of the Muggah, man. | |
| I don't got hit. | |
| Bro, I cancelled him out, but come on. | |
| You can rest, Yennefer. | |
| You can rest me. | |
| I'm on this hog. | |
| Good beat drop. | |
| August we got a left! | |
| Got em! | |
| Let's go, let's go, let's go. | |
| We got the numbers advantage. | |
| I got a high new too. | |
| Lifeweaver on the left, Lifeweaver on the left. | |
| And a Mercy too. | |
| Mercy weak on the left. | |
| Oh, I got you. | |
| We got point. | |
| Hog on the left with Orisa? | |
| Hog's gonna hook you. | |
| I need a heal. | |
| 2,000 heal?! | |
| Sorry. | |
| Anyone touch? | |
| I'm touching. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| Yep, I died on it. | |
| I guess they aren't done yet! | |
| Eh... | |
| Touch it, I- uh, Angie. | |
| I hate an open kill, man. | |
| You wanna play- you wanna play a roll? | |
| Cuz this kid fucking sucks, this derp kid. | |
| Dude is fucking terrible. | |
| He couldn't do nothing. | |
| He couldn't heal. | |
| He couldn't do damage. | |
| He couldn't tank. | |
| He couldn't do fucking shit, man. | |
| Kid is terrible. | |
| Derp you fucking suck you faggot You guys want to do roll Q instead? | |
| Yeah, I hate fucking open Q, man. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah, they had like three tanks. | |
| Yeah, they were running three. | |
| We can roll Q. The problem is that when you play open Q, you need kids that aren't retarded to play with. | |
| So, we'll roll Q because it's like you got to be coordinated because they'll run triple tank and all this other shit, so. | |
| There are pussies in here. | |
| There are pussies in here. | |
| There are pussies in here. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Oh, okay, I'm on DPS. Go soldier. | |
| Let's fucking go All right Oh shit, you're on damage too, China man? | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Alright, small team chat. | |
| This is bad. | |
| We're about to fuck these kids up. | |
| Me and Chinaman are on DPS. And I'm on Soldier. | |
| Oh boy. | |
| Yo, Ryan, you in here? | |
| Ahhhh. | |
| But I suppose you would. | |
| Reinhardt, are you in here, bro? | |
| He's there. | |
| He is. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| We just have a mic, I guess. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| I hope that's a Grandmaster's in tank. | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| We escort the Patriot. | |
| Sniple! | |
| Oh, they got a Widowmaker. | |
| Move it out! | |
| Nice. | |
| Try not to chase him. | |
| Shield's gonna break. | |
| Reinhardt trying to go to the right. | |
| Wido's looking at me. | |
| Wido's looking at me. | |
| Don't jump! | |
| Don't jump! | |
| Bro, two of them were the right there, bro. | |
| She would've got me no matter what, whether I was jumping or not, bro. | |
| Alright, their Wido's gone. | |
| Their Wido's gone. | |
| Ryan is weak. | |
| He can die here. | |
| He is swinging on her. | |
| Bro, kill this Reinhardt! | |
| What the fuck?! | |
| Go! | |
| Okay. | |
| Kayla down! | |
| How does he have another weapon bro? | |
| He shattered no one Kariko won I killed two people there! | |
| Ah, Widow's back. | |
| Oh, bro. | |
| Man. | |
| They can't get away with this. | |
| This ride is a crazy ball. | |
| Oh, I just realized, Dan, that you can't go Kariqo on this account. | |
| No. | |
| I'm trying to do a favor. | |
| Brian, push up, man. | |
| What the fuck are you doing you fucking faggot! | |
| Push up man! | |
| Holy fuck this kid is bad! | |
| Push up man! | |
| Bro what is this nigga doing? | |
| Oh my god man look at him bro! | |
| Look at this kid! | |
| This kid is throwing, dude. | |
| This pizza toast kid is fucking throwing, man. | |
| Why don't we get only one retard on our team, bro? | |
| I can't, man. | |
| They're literally on me. | |
| I'm the only one on the fucking payload, man. | |
| We don't have a tank, bro. | |
| We don't have a fucking tank. | |
| Be standing in our fucking spawn, man. | |
| Kid's a fucking faggot, bro. | |
| Why do we get fucking retards on our team every fucking game, man? | |
| Come on, the only one no payable. | |
| Ryan is one. | |
| Got him. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| Fucking piece of shit faggot. | |
| Probably getting his fucking butthole and getting licked. | |
| I'm getting yelled at by a 7-6-1 game defense at 5-3 in the morning! | |
| Shut the fuck up, kid! | |
| You fucking suck! | |
| You fucking faggot! | |
| You don't even gotta bite to help back me because you're a fucking bum! | |
| You fucking scrub! | |
| You fucking suck! | |
| You've been standing there to take that shit all this fucking time with your shitty ass mechanical keyboard! | |
| You fucking faggot! | |
| You fucking faggot! | |
| Drop out the win away from you sorry piece of shit! | |
| We're about to fucking die. | |
| Because you're a fucking sorry tank! | |
| You fucking scrub, man! | |
| Pulse munitions - if I'm still standing I'm still fight pizza fucking toast you fucking piece of shit Kids a fucking faggot man Like, kids like you, bro, I literally wish I could see you in real life and punch you in your fucking nose, you fucking piece of shit! | |
| Fucking hippie faggot! | |
| Fucking sorry as fuck, man! | |
| Bro, I'm the only one who's in the payroll, guys. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Round one. | |
| Complete. | |
| Ten seconds remaining. | |
| Score. | |
| Zero to zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Yo, this pizza kid? | |
| On it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Yo, Pizza Toast, I swear to fucking God, bro, you are a fucking hippie, I swear to fucking God, bro, you are a fucking hippie, fucking scrub, sorry piece of fucking shit, you fucking sorry excuse for a human being, you sorry fucking sack of | |
| You literally turned on your PC to fucking lose because you're a fucking faggot. | |
| You're a fucking scrub. | |
| You're a fucking scrub. | |
| How the fuck did you make diamond and master? | |
| And you are a fucking dog-shirt of this fucking game, you fucking faggot, bro. | |
| You fucking faggot, man. | |
| You're a sorry fucking scrub, dude. | |
| You're a fucking sorry fucking piece of shit. | |
| Fucking faggot, man. | |
| Fuckin' hate kids on this fuckin' game. | |
| You guys are fuckin' pussies. | |
| You hear a little bit of criticism, you motherfucker stop crying. | |
| Did your mom yell at you as a child? | |
| You like to hear the fucking grown man yell at you? | |
| Are you gay, man? | |
| Pussy, man! | |
| It's a fuckin' pussy. | |
| The tank difference is fuckin' crazy, bro. | |
| You're a fuckin' embarrassment to all masters, you fuckin' pussy. | |
| You suckin' shit to me! | |
| I'm that much of a fuckin' bitch! | |
| You fuckin' embarrassment of a human being! | |
| Throw the game, you fuckin' faggot! | |
| Throw the fuckin' game! | |
| Your fuckin' mother's a fuckin' slut, and your father touched you when you were a kid! | |
| You fuckin' faggot! | |
| You panty-wearing fuckin' faggot, man! | |
| These motherfuckers on the other team are fuckin' trash! | |
| If I had a real tank, we'd be fuckin' rollin' these kids! | |
| But you suck at this game because you're a fuckin' faggot, bro! | |
| That's the fuckin' reality! | |
| Kid is just throwing dude We're literally gonna lose right now man Defeat Report it and go. | |
| GG, next. | |
| Yo, Pizza Toast? | |
| Bro. | |
| Literally, bro. | |
| If you literally died right fucking now, I wouldn't give a shit. | |
| You fucking faggot. | |
| If I saw you in person, I would literally break your fucking face. | |
| Because I hate fucking losing, and faggots like you, let that shit happen. | |
| Because you're a panty-wearing, panty-hose-wearing, touched by your father, fucking homosexual faggot. | |
| Fucking guaranteed! | |
| Guaranteed, man. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Yo, yo, yo. | |
| Make sure we avoid that fucking kid. | |
| you I didn't mean to endorse that, nigga. | |
| Whoops! | |
| I accidentally endorsed him. | |
| He's a fucking scrub. | |
| Did you guys all avoid that fucking faggot? | |
| And reported. | |
| Alright, y'all already avoided him. | |
| Alright, cool, we good. | |
| He's not gonna get on our team. | |
| I hope... | |
| I pray to God he's on the other team so I can destroy this fucking faggot, bro. | |
| Recently, Awkward came out a Lucio top to 500 video. | |
| Pretty good, man. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Let me see if Awkward's on right now. | |
| I'll message him on... | |
| I just should watch it. | |
| No, Angie watches Awkward, bro. | |
| She watches a lot of gameplay. | |
| She watches Awkward, and she watches... | |
| Who do you watch? | |
| Frogger 2? | |
| Frogger and Escape. | |
| Who? | |
| Escape? | |
| SK? If she watches niggas, I don't even know. | |
| Okay, Angie? | |
| SK is a transgender. | |
| She is? | |
| Oh, you watch a transgender? | |
| You faggot, Angie. | |
| You faggot, I knew you were gay. | |
| No, no, he's a dude, Angie. | |
| He's a dude. | |
| You watching fucking fags play? | |
| Angie, you faggot. | |
| She out here watching trading niggas. | |
| Fag! | |
| I know the voice is a little bit confusing. | |
| Bro, he ain't on the other team, bro. | |
| Man, I pray to God this fucking faggot was on the other team so he could melt this nigga, but he's not. | |
| Alright, switch the team. | |
| Yo, Winston, you there? | |
| Sasha? | |
| And that guy just recently got to beef with Awkward. | |
| Yo, Tasha, I'm ready to molest the faggots because we just lost our last game, so I hope you're ready to fucking touch these scrubs. | |
| Wait, Chinaman, who? | |
| Huh? | |
| One thing I would give Angie, she does have hearts. | |
| She actually watches pro players and she gets better. | |
| Wait, who? | |
| Transgender is... | |
| SK is a transgender. | |
| In other words, Angie, you watch Fags play. | |
| You watch trainees. | |
| Yeah, yeah, SK got beef with Awkward. | |
| Hey. | |
| Enemies, time for. | |
| Time to empower you. | |
| Ryan has no flame strikes. | |
| Tracer behind us. | |
| Objective unlocked. | |
| Oh you're gonna melt it dude They're right on sweet they're right We're down our tank though, and now both are heals. | |
| Oh shit, they're tracing us. | |
| Is this right on a truck? | |
| Oh, wow! | |
| Okay! | |
| Okay! | |
| Wow! | |
| Uh, can I play my cream iron? | |
| Give me some. | |
| Uh, yeah, I can play my cream iron if you want. | |
| You want a soldier? | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I think I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| I'll rock them. | |
| Alright, let's do it. | |
| Soldier, soldier out of position. | |
| He can... | |
| Soldier, soldier, why don't you get fucked, idiot? | |
| Me and Chinaman are on hitscan. | |
| These kids are about to get fucked. | |
| Reinhardt, Reinhardt, Reinhardt! | |
| Ryan is weak! | |
| Kill this fucking bitch ass thing! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Come on, this is fair! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Yeah, you torque it! | |
| Fuck, wagon! | |
| You about to get melted today, me and the shiny man are fucking taking this shit back! | |
| Tracer, Tracer, Tracer, Tracer, Tracer, Tracer. | |
| And if that bitch gets near you, just boop rats every single time. | |
| On route! | |
| Watch your footsteps, Angie. | |
| You can hear her. | |
| Okay, she ran away. | |
| She ran away. | |
| She's to our left here. | |
| She's in this gym over here, top left. | |
| Oh, right behind us! | |
| Right behind us. | |
| Baptiste 1. | |
| Melted, he sucks. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Ryan is one! | |
| Ryan is one! | |
| No! | |
| Oh, nice Helix, bro. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Good rest! | |
| Good rest! | |
| Kirsten, watch out for the print! | |
| Watch out for the print! | |
| Don't die! | |
| I tried to get out. | |
| Ryan is weak! | |
| I got you! | |
| He's dead That's this one. | |
| That's this one. | |
| Watch out, Angie. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Watch out. | |
| I'm here. | |
| I'm here, Angie. | |
| Doofus! | |
| Doofus! | |
| What the fuck is that? | |
| And he's stuck. | |
| Doofus is weak. | |
| And he's stuck. | |
| Tracer. | |
| Just follow me and Yelentherr. | |
| You don't get killed. | |
| You fly around, Trisha's gonna track you. | |
| I got one. | |
| I'm pushing up. | |
| More on one! | |
| More on one on payload! | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| The doofus! | |
| More on one! | |
| More on one! | |
| More work! | |
| Whoa! | |
| That warped the boss! | |
| Tracer, keytap! | |
| How'd you die first? | |
| I got punched to death. | |
| Doom is one! | |
| Doom is one! | |
| Oh my god, he's so lucky how to fucking reload and fucking scrub! | |
| Don't make charge! | |
| Please come with us! | |
| *sigh* Don't mind if I do. | |
| Oh, let's break it! | |
| Damn! | |
| I'm so fast! | |
| Doom is one! | |
| Doom is one! | |
| This nigga really used a fucking ear strike. | |
| Moira, Moira! | |
| Doom on me! | |
| Doom on me! | |
| Moira, one! | |
| Doom is one! | |
| Doom is one! | |
| Good finish on the Moira. | |
| I'm coming with you, soldier. | |
| Chasing this fucking nigga down. | |
| Good! | |
| Oh, nice shit monkey! | |
| Yeah, there we go! | |
| In the gym! | |
| In the gym! | |
| Aw, don't shoot him while he's blocking. | |
| Don't shoot him while he's blocking. | |
| Help our Winston if we can. | |
| I stuck somebody in there. | |
| Good visor bomb, bro. | |
| Good visor bomb. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Tracer behind us? | |
| Stuck? | |
| Fuck that idiot This one First behind us First behind first she's protecting her Yeah, I know. | |
| She's protecting his body. | |
| No time to waste. | |
| You want that louder? | |
| Me and Lucio coming in. | |
| They're doing the start. | |
| Reads your strike. | |
| Fucking retard. | |
| Watch out for the Doom. | |
| Doomfist in the gym on the left. | |
| Dumis! | |
| This fucking Doomfist is pissing me off man. | |
| It's hard. | |
| Where was I? Heroes never die! | |
| We're a one! | |
| We're a one! | |
| I'm on this move! | |
| Of course! | |
| Of course! | |
| Meteor strike, you fucking faggot! | |
| He's one! | |
| Good finish! | |
| Good finish! | |
| One shot, we're a one shot, we're a one shot, we're a one shot! | |
| Tracer? | |
| Tracer, wait? | |
| New commands. | |
| Navigating to barricade. | |
| Over here. | |
| Doom stop. | |
| Watch out Tracer behind you. | |
| I'm backing up, I'm backing up. | |
| I'm on Doom, I'm on Doom, I'm on Doom, you can die! | |
| Bro. | |
| Oh my god, dude! | |
| Sharp this time. | |
| The rest of them are fucking garbage. | |
| Don't piss on the right Know what You can't escape death I got a tracer on me | |
| There you go Death appears 60 seconds They ain't seen me play Reaper. | |
| Motherfuckin' scrubs up. | |
| Every time I need help, just say it. | |
| Because I don't know how to... | |
| This Dumpus wants to come close? | |
| I'm gonna fuck him up. | |
| Get close, faggot. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Nice, idiot! | |
| Now you're gonna die! | |
| You fucking retard! | |
| Soldier behind. | |
| Up top. | |
| Window. | |
| They literally just use two ultimates, man. | |
| Use a nano and a fucking meteor strike, man. | |
| Can we touch or not? | |
| That's a no. | |
| whatever man I should have played better play of the game Fucking Doomfist, man. | |
| Such a gay fucking character. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Basically, it's a girl. | |
| She has a boyfriend, but she... | |
| When he played game, she showed his ass. | |
| And Agur said, you got a man. | |
| You shouldn't do that. | |
| And the Lucio player, the transgender, said, she did nothing wrong. | |
| So they got beef. | |
| Who? | |
| Is gay? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I didn't know that. | |
| Because the girl showed his ass when playing the game. | |
| She had a boyfriend. | |
| And Agur said, you have a boyfriend. | |
| You're a decent girl. | |
| Why you do that? | |
| And XK jumped out and said, oh, she did nothing wrong! | |
| Don't worry, girl! | |
| And she got beef, you know, on Twitter. | |
| Okay, I see. | |
| Eh, not surprised. | |
| It sounds like some shit some fags would argue about. | |
| Because that girl has a Muslim brother. | |
| A Muslim boyfriend. | |
| So that's even more, you know. | |
| What's the girl? | |
| Uh... | |
| Uh... | |
| Dookie? | |
| Duke? | |
| I think. | |
| She's also a gamer? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Oh, I didn't know that. | |
| It's the deepest gamer. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Let me check. | |
| How do you know SK was a transgender? | |
| Yeah, he is a transgender. | |
| She's a dude. | |
| That's why he's so ugly. | |
| Yeah, he looks like a skeleton, man. | |
| Yeah, he's very skinny. | |
| Yeah What do you wanna play bro? | |
| You wanna play soldier? | |
| Let me try a treasure. | |
| Alright. | |
| I think it's my bad. | |
| I should play soldier needs a cause Safety's off. | |
| It's a cruel world out there Hogwarts a good dude man. | |
| Oh He's very good. | |
| That's the most crazy thing you've seen as a doctor. | |
| Well, there was one pilot who was lost in time. | |
| Ah, right. | |
| That was an adventure. | |
| Sorry about that. | |
| Don't be. | |
| You were worth it. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attack, Colmacy. | |
| Explore the payload. | |
| The payload is going to be just enough. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Powered up. | |
| Who needs healing? | |
| Oh, soldier weak. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Sorry, drop down. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| He's out of position with a Baptiste. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Sorry, he's charged on that. | |
| He's very charged. | |
| He's damn. | |
| 80 to 90%. | |
| All right. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| All right. | |
| Enemy contact. | |
| Get the high ground. | |
| I'm sorry, man. | |
| I'm here with you. | |
| They're all got hyper already. | |
| Yeah, they need to know what they're doing. | |
| Soldier weak. | |
| I got a heal power. | |
| I got a healing. | |
| Ready for you. | |
| They're behind. | |
| There's a tracer now. | |
| Yeah, just see that. | |
| Because we don't know the information. | |
| I understand that. | |
| She literally, I told you as soon as she killed me. | |
| I literally told you. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| Come get healing. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What the hell? | |
| Bro, y'all see my screen? | |
| I'm fucking lagging. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| No, I'm lagging, bro. | |
| I'm lagging right now. | |
| Here goes nothing! | |
| Everyone's looking at my screen right now, I'm fucking literally lagging. | |
| Okay, I think I'm good now. | |
| I'll try to repay the favor I'm here to join me! | |
| Fire! | |
| I'm ready! | |
| I'm ready! | |
| I'm sorry! | |
| I got... | |
| I got a visor? | |
| I got a vi- oh. | |
| Did I attack? | |
| No! | |
| Fuck, Angie. | |
| I wish you dropped that a second sooner, man. | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Don't do it, Tracer. | |
| Don't do it, Tracer. | |
| Ranty's gone. | |
| Percy? | |
| We're moving out. | |
| Expect resistance. | |
| Percy, one, Percy. | |
| Oh. | |
| And I... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... | |
| This kid saying you guys are so pathetic. | |
| Boxing! | |
| They're 2-2! | |
| Shut the fuck up, you fucking faggot! | |
| Sorry ass Roadhog, you've just been beating the whole time, you fucking faggot! | |
| How about you get a hook, you sorry fuck? | |
| You ain't get no hooks, nigga! | |
| You're looking to fucking charge up Zarya! | |
| Oh, Tracer behind. | |
| She's one, she's one. | |
| She's on me. | |
| Unloading scrub. | |
| You die immediately. | |
| Good job, Mom. | |
| Good job, Mom. | |
| Fuck all that shit, you fucking sag. | |
| Team, freak up here. | |
| Yeah, tank difference is crazy, bro. | |
| Tank difference is crazy. | |
| You could be eating the whole fucking time, you fucking scrub. | |
| Ten seconds remaining. | |
| Score. | |
| Zero to zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Uh, Awkward just got on, on Timmy 2-Tap. | |
| Alright. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| What's the most crazy thing you've seen as a doctor? | |
| Well, there was one pilot who was lost in time. | |
| Oh, right. | |
| That was an adventure. | |
| Sorry about that. | |
| Don't be. | |
| You were worth it Think I added too much bass to my new track Five four three two Oh, yeah, cuz I get so many heals. | |
| Nigga, you heal yourself! | |
| Cut the fuck up! | |
| You should need it. | |
| Yeah, it's fine. | |
| fucking heal yourself. | |
| You fucking suck. | |
| I'm on there, Tracer 2. | |
| That's his one. | |
| I got another point. | |
| Oh, it won't matter. | |
| The tank's sitting in spawn, so I'm just gonna go ahead and report that. | |
| Oh, he didn't even play? | |
| Okay. | |
| What do I expect? | |
| Oh, he didn't play. | |
| Game sabotage. | |
| Yeah, that's the problem, bro. | |
| Yeah, that's the problem is that, like, these kids, bro, like, these dudes are fucking faggots, man. | |
| Like, if they think, like, if you talk shit to them, they immediately get up, man. | |
| Like, we've been getting some bitch-made fucking sorry-ass fucking kids on our team, bro. | |
| Every fucking game. | |
| Let's see if we can get awkward in here. | |
| Hey, Sneaker! | |
| It's Nico Superchatic. | |
| Oh, the sneakers are here. | |
| Another aging man? | |
| Oh shit. | |
| What up, guys? | |
| Yeah, what up, bro? | |
| How you doing? | |
| Good, how about you guys? | |
| I'm chilling, bro. | |
| I'm chilling. | |
| I'm on the Villain Arc today. | |
| Why are you on the Villain Arc? | |
| Oh, yesterday I was playing. | |
| I was so close to Champ in solo queue. | |
| And then I just lost them. | |
| I see them. | |
| I see them. | |
| You play like eight hours, nine hours, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You got this, man. | |
| Yes, you are. | |
| You're playing with the sensei. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Oh, who's that in the background? | |
| It's my chick. | |
| She watches your Lucio gameplay. | |
| Oh, damn. | |
| She's actually in the team. | |
| Yeah, yeah, she's on the team. | |
| So she's gonna... | |
| Let's see here, man. | |
| Angie, don't disappoint, man. | |
| Don't be trash, Angie. | |
| Don't let me down. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Don't put that pressure on me. | |
| Don't put that pressure on me. | |
| It's already here. | |
| Well, it sucks because that game doesn't have Kariko on it. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| You need to unlock it now? | |
| Well, I never unlocked it on that game. | |
| She plays Lucia, mostly. | |
| Shout out to Sneeko in here. | |
| Sneeko, you in here, motherfucker? | |
| What'd he say? | |
| He said, uh, come at 9 p.m. | |
| for stream. | |
| Nigga, I'm probably gonna be asleep, man. | |
| But I'll show up. | |
| I'll show up. | |
| I ain't gonna lie, though. | |
| I'm gonna have to show up later in the evening, bro, because I already know my ass gonna be sleeping till late. | |
| Bro, it's 7 o'clock in the morning. | |
| Angie's like, damn, I can't be trash now. | |
| Sorry, Angie. | |
| For what? | |
| Now, she knows what to do. | |
| She watches Frogger, she watches Awkward, she watches a bunch of good Lucios. | |
| So, she knows what to do, man. | |
| She's been learning. | |
| She's been watching a lot of gameplay. | |
| I watch Awkward for Kiriko and I watch Frogger for Lucio. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, you watch the tranny? | |
| Yeah. | |
| No. | |
| I didn't even know she wasn't training up. | |
| That's a tranny? | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's not a girl? | |
| I thought she was a girl too. | |
| SK is a dude? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well that makes sense to be honest with you because when I was watching SK plus like damn this this bitch is pretty good. | |
| Not surprised it's a dude. | |
| Not surprised. | |
| Ah yeah. | |
| Yeah I got blocked. | |
| That reaction time is a little too fast for a woman. | |
| Oh that's disgusting. | |
| Oh, you remind me. | |
| When I used to pro in Apex Legends, I know so much girl that has so good aim. | |
| And later I find out it's a transgender. | |
| You know, it's a big problem in the gaming. | |
| They have these separate tournaments for girls and there are a bunch of dudes pretending to be girls. | |
| That's true! | |
| And then they take all the money, all the prize money. | |
| Because they know that men are better. | |
| Funny. | |
| It's like it's in traditional sports, but now it's happening in video games as well. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's light energy drinks. | |
| Yeah, we can go to a custom game. | |
| Niggas practice. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I see your Twitter got flopped in my escape fight. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I got blocked as well. | |
| Who cares? | |
| You're a tranny. | |
| No one gives a fuck. | |
| I didn't even realize. | |
| Yeah, I know the voice is a little bit, you know, like a girl. | |
| What do you want to play? | |
| Try the main. | |
| Let me try this. | |
| Tell Angie to come back. | |
| Alright, let's do this. | |
| Oh, weird. | |
| You play ball. | |
| safeties off cruel world once a day just after my steak dinner let's go top left take top left top left? | |
| yeah yeah go call actually Angie speed versus 4 people are killing spry alright we got here first Oh Echo, what the fuck? | |
| Hog on the left! | |
| Hog on the left! | |
| Alright, three of them on the left! | |
| Hog! | |
| Ash! | |
| Hog is weak on the left! | |
| Hog! | |
| Hog! | |
| Hog with a Kareko! | |
| Hog is one! | |
| Hog is one! | |
| I'm sure the fuck out of him! | |
| Hog dead! | |
| Hog dead! | |
| Take this point! | |
| I'm on point! | |
| On the objective! | |
| Requesting backup! | |
| Oh! | |
| This is where the rape trend begins, my friends! | |
| Alright! | |
| I did nothing! | |
| Ash I got you the heal over there Zarya Thank you I'm gonna grab it What the hell the fuck did you get a grab already bro? | |
| This is bullshit McCree McCree McCree McCree on the 5 left 1 shot Ah It's good shit, good shit Rice, nice thinking Yeah, nice crap! | |
| I will pick up the healers. | |
| Bro, it's fucking it. | |
| Okay, good shit. | |
| Yeah, good shit. | |
| Picking up the healers. | |
| I'm high ground over here. | |
| Actually, I'm coming to you. | |
| I'm coming to you. | |
| I'm coming to you. | |
| Off you. | |
| Off you. | |
| They're going main. | |
| They're going main. | |
| They're going main? | |
| Okay. | |
| Pog going on the bottom right. | |
| Reaper here. | |
| Okay, Reaper has no raid. | |
| Lucio chasing somebody over there. | |
| Hawks! | |
| I'm vibing this idiot. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Behind you, Reaper. | |
| Up top, Reaper. | |
| Very good, very good. | |
| I'm on the Hawks! | |
| I'm on the Hawks! | |
| Hawks gets one shot! | |
| Reaper, one shot! | |
| Checking in! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| He got a heal. | |
| Aw, shit! | |
| Aw, good shit, Angie! | |
| Good shit, Angie! | |
| Let's go, Angie! | |
| Let's go, Angie! | |
| Affirmative. | |
| Oh, McCree over here on the left! | |
| McCree on the left! | |
| Turn around, Yennefer! | |
| Come on. | |
| This nigga trash. | |
| You're stuck. | |
| Oh, good res. | |
| Good res. | |
| Good res. | |
| Alright, we got it. | |
| Oh, Reaper over here. | |
| He's an idiot. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm going to take high ground top middle. | |
| Shoot down on these spagots I'm gonna grab it McCree on the left. | |
| McCree on the left, guys. | |
| I'm weak in them. | |
| I'm shooting this hog. | |
| I'm shooting this hog. | |
| I'm shooting the hog. | |
| Oh, good for that. | |
| Hog is weak. | |
| Hog is weak. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Good shit. | |
| There you go. | |
| Good stuff, Angie. | |
| Literally just speed boost the Zarya and get her to position. | |
| Where's my Yi? | |
| To your left. | |
| I'm dying. | |
| I'm taking Hydra. | |
| I don't know where the McCree's at. | |
| Reaper! | |
| Reaper! | |
| Reaper teleporting! | |
| Ellari one! | |
| Ellari one! | |
| Oh my god, Ellari one! | |
| This fucking bitch, man. | |
| Reaper on the... | |
| This is gonna really teleport you? | |
| Fuck, did he screw up? | |
| Reaper chasing me? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Okay. | |
| Come back with a visor. | |
| Come back with a visor. | |
| Good stuff, good stuff, good stuff, good stuff. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| I couldn't heal you any harder. | |
| Yeah, I saw it. | |
| Reaper, Reaper one shot on the right. | |
| I swear. | |
| Reaper on the right, watch out! | |
| Sorry! | |
| Watch out, Mercy, watch out! | |
| Watch out! | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out of this- AH! | |
| I've got you in my sights Yeah yeah Fuck you, fuck you Everyone follow me Don't die there Myron! | |
| How would I die? | |
| You're totally married We have that we still got some fun of me. | |
| Yeah, we have that yeah We have touched. | |
| I'm coming back to driving if we can live. | |
| Touch like 97, right? | |
| Touch 97. | |
| Okay. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Reaper! | |
| Good boob, Angie. | |
| Good boob. | |
| Reaper coming on point right now! | |
| Oh, the Zarya was on me so hard. | |
| I can't. | |
| I can't. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Not a round. | |
| Score. | |
| Zero to one. | |
| Alright. | |
| We got this next one. | |
| Remember what we're fighting for. | |
| 10 TP Asterise on top Take TP guys TP's for faggots, I'm already here That's Reaper, bro. | |
| Reaper! | |
| Reaper on the right and-- I'm showing the fuck out this Reaper! | |
| He's one! | |
| He's one! | |
| Get the Zarya, bro! | |
| Squeak, squeak! | |
| Get the Zarya! | |
| Do the left steal the Cree? | |
| Creeper won! | |
| Oh, God, man. | |
| I rubbed some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go Oh Oh Oh We've run a left we've run a left way what's up on the left? | |
| Reaper one, Reaper one, Reaper one, Reaper one This nigga bro This nigga bro We're one there so we win this We can't get away from that | |
| Sorry about No | |
| Holy fuck man I'm not gonna die Alright, I got a visor. | |
| Let's fucking get in here. | |
| We gotta grab. | |
| We got a bomb. | |
| I'm flanking left. | |
| Left, ankh, off angle. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Bro, this bitch went right for me. | |
| My bad, my bad. | |
| If we lose again, I'm getting off. | |
| I'm fucking tired as hell. | |
| I'm playing like fucking trash. | |
| Someone didn't select. | |
| uh we should be good now | |
| so so | |
| so oh | |
| man so so | |
| so so so so so so so | |
| so and you tell me when we got a game so | |
| so so | |
| so so | |
| so so so so | |
| so so so so so so so | |
| so so so so so | |
| Thank you. | |
| We got a game? | |
| Damn, that cue time trash. | |
| Damn, that cue time that cue time trash. | |
| All right, ninjas. | |
| We're going to play some music for you. | |
| I'm back. | |
| Are you back? | |
| Okay. | |
| I'll play some nigga music. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What kind of music is that? | |
| You think he off of A to red the way that nigga nodding? | |
| He don't even know about drugs. | |
| He say lean oxycodone. | |
| You can hear it all. | |
| We got a place of my Get back for that one shit man We got a game and they faking, they'll call it quits. | |
| Hey, man, take a shot. | |
| You got it, gang. | |
| I was about to put my fucking ski mask on. | |
| *throws up* Do right again shit the whole fucking thing. | |
| Alright, let's fuck these niggas up. | |
| Alright. | |
| You got this shit. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause You said it when are you playing Halo 2? | |
| Can you even play him with two on the ship? | |
| Hey, what are you doing? | |
| What the hell? | |
| The Beyblade? | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's get this done. | |
| Alright. | |
| Okay, they got a Genji. | |
| Genji, McCree. | |
| Yeah, McCree won. | |
| McCree won. | |
| Good finish. | |
| That's better. | |
| And you know replay? | |
| Okay. | |
| Lucio weak as hell on the left. | |
| I'm on the Junker Queen. | |
| Junker Queen on robot. | |
| Junker Queen half. | |
| Burger Queen, half. | |
| Behind you both. | |
| She's one, she's one, she's one. | |
| Yeah, I'm trying to run away. | |
| Good finish, good finish, good finish. | |
| I don't know, what the fuck is Ana doing? | |
| Ana and McCree on the stairs. | |
| Ana and McCree on the stairs on the left-hand side. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| We gotta push them. | |
| Bokre on a bridge Bokre on a bridge *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* | |
| *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* *Bokre on a bridge* Stay with you I'm on the jumper queen Joker queen weak. | |
| Ah, damn it. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| Ana, we go over there. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I'm on this McCree. | |
| Dead. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Lucio, Lucio, Lucio! | |
| Ah, shrap. | |
| Reza. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Jump the B if you can, Angie! | |
| Ah, you didn't have it? | |
| Damn it, Angie. | |
| Okay, it's okay. | |
| Time for the reckoning! | |
| Huh? | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| You gotta hear more rocks. | |
| You'll get your all fast. | |
| Pump it up anytime you see someone weak. | |
| You wanna get your beat as quickly as quickly as possible. | |
| You wanna get your beat as quickly I got Sombra on me. | |
| Sombra won. | |
| Lucio won on the left. | |
| Lucio won on the left too. | |
| You got beat now? | |
| Okay. | |
| We're coming back. | |
| Don't use speed. | |
| Don't use speed now. | |
| The enemy is rushing forward. | |
| We've got to stop them. | |
| Time run on life. | |
| Time run on life. | |
| We're shooting. | |
| - I'm shooting her ball, I'm shooting her. | |
| McCree, yo, this is gonna roll back. - Junker Queen, don't let her kill her, she's chasing her. - Oh, I'm not gonna kill you. - I was anti-ed. - Junker Queen one, Junker Queen one, Junker Queen one, oh my god, that was I'm not gonna kill you. - I was anti-ed. - Junker Queen Good finish, thank you. | |
| McCree, one, two, good finish. - All right, I'll be back in a sec. | |
| Who's still alive? | |
| Okay, good, good, good, good, good. | |
| All right, we're pushing this way further than them. | |
| Sombra is here, Sombra is here. | |
| Around here, I don't know where she's walking. | |
| Push robot, it's fine. | |
| All right. | |
| Jump to Queen on the left, jump to Queen on the left. | |
| A couple of them in the left over there. | |
| McCree too, hit him with a helix to the wreck. | |
| We're on the move. | |
| Oh my god, it's got men. | |
| I got a visor, I got a visor. | |
| I'm about to pop it here. | |
| Dammit. | |
| Oh my god, don't let me die. | |
| Oh shit, this bitch is chasing me. | |
| They're moving the payload Let's go let's go Help our ball. | |
| McCree, McCree, what the fuck? | |
| McCree, McCree weak on the left side. | |
| You can't find our robot, Myron. | |
| Go go go go on top Joker queen How about a pop eyes? | |
| Oh my marion died again No no no I'm alive Good Joker queen? | |
| Don't die don't die Wow dream Bro Literally three of them were right in front of me man Yeah, I told you man. | |
| Ugh, that's why his cooldown is too long. | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I got one. | |
| Ana? | |
| Man, fuck this shit. | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Of course you dropped the beat. | |
| I'm on this fucking Junker Queen. | |
| She's dying, bro. | |
| Fucking annoying ass bitch. | |
| Let's go. | |
| That's our best character that sorry ass bitch That push him up that again McCree top middle. | |
| McCree top middle. | |
| He's weak. | |
| He's weak. | |
| McCree. | |
| Mercy up there too. | |
| McCree top middle with a Mercy. | |
| Junker Queen drop down. | |
| Top bottom middle. | |
| I'm hacked. | |
| Junker Queen weak. | |
| Junker Queen weak on robot. | |
| Run, run, run, run, run, run, run! | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out of this bitch! | |
| Ah, yeah! | |
| Jump between one! | |
| Jump between one! | |
| Got her! | |
| I'm fucking dead, though. | |
| McCree on a fucking robot. | |
| McCree on a fucking robot. | |
| McCree on rope. | |
| Yeah, I just killed her. | |
| Go Mercy. | |
| Mercy won. | |
| Mercy won. | |
| Still got some fight in me. | |
| Bro, like they're not dying, it's crazy. | |
| Bro, yeah, this burger just healed him forever. | |
| Okay, on the left! | |
| Ah, I think we're using this. | |
| Biotics deployed This is a pretty bad position Where the fuck is this bitch? | |
| I got- I got- Ah, shit. | |
| Joker Queen, aren't robot? | |
| I love Teal Smith! | |
| Man... | |
| No time for win, Jane! | |
| Move out! | |
| Bones heal. | |
| Pain is temporary. | |
| Brick brick brick brick brick brick brick brick on the bridge I got bread He's high nooning Mercy one Mercy one We're free one Rest anyone Rest anyone Holy shit bro | |
| I can't see anybody Ah I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Fifty seconds, man. | |
| Just stay on Hygrom, Iron. | |
| Just stay on Hygrom. | |
| Pop advisor! | |
| Let's go and fuck these kids up! | |
| McCree! | |
| McCree McCree? | |
| Kill that McCree? | |
| 30 seconds remaining. | |
| Mercy? | |
| Let's go. | |
| You can't beat me. | |
| F*cking faggots man. | |
| Ah don't push the payload! | |
| Don't push the payload! Don't push the payload! Don't push! | |
| We don't have time. | |
| 20 seconds they have time and we need to push far away. | |
| If not then we will. | |
| Junker Queen is half! | |
| Junker Queen is half! | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out of her! | |
| She's one Anti backup Joker Queen one I thought I thought I just died that I must just try to start without one more time. | |
| I'm backing up I'm backing up I'm not dying right now. | |
| I'm literally running back to the team. | |
| I'm taking Hygron on the bridge. | |
| Sombra, kill this Sombra! | |
| Stop her dead! | |
| Stop her dead! | |
| McCree hindered me when he's weak! | |
| I can touch you. | |
| Oh, dead! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| What a res! | |
| Bring revenge on you, bitch! | |
| McCree won. | |
| Took her queen to McCree. | |
| She's 1 HP. Heels on point. | |
| Mercy, mercy. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Good shit, guys. | |
| Good shit, guys. | |
| Ah, that was close. | |
| Yeah, that was close. | |
| Angie? | |
| If we don't push the payload there, Ryze, we lose, by the way. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| Angie, I'm gonna tell you. | |
| She's like, what the fuck, man? | |
| Angie, you are trash, but you know what? | |
| I'm gonna give you credit because you literally play with kids that are way fucking better than you and were able to hang, so I'll give you that. | |
| You went from playing with bronze players to playing with fucking diamonds, so I'll give you that. | |
| You trashed with WNG for having heart and playing. | |
| You're still trash though. | |
| I saw the last game on Nebo. | |
| He boobooed a lot of times their tank and saved you. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| She did. | |
| She's a good girlfriend, bro. | |
| I see that. | |
| She booped them niggas off me a bunch of times. | |
| Yeah, and you all get better by playing against better players. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| That's the way you go, right? | |
| These past few games, just alone, I already saw that she's gotten better with using speed boosts and booping and shit, so good stuff, Angie. | |
| You're still trash, though. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Damn, you want to keep playing? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Man, this fucking dude, bro. | |
| Listen, to make this exciting, me and Ryze are gonna play Tracer, I'm gonna play ball. | |
| Engie, you can play Lucio and you're just gonna dive with us. | |
| Whenever we go in, you can go in. | |
| Don't care if you die, it doesn't matter. | |
| Damage, damage, damage. | |
| You said to play Lucio? | |
| Yeah, just literally you're just gonna go with him and Ryze. | |
| You're just gonna run with them in the front. | |
| He's gonna play ball. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| Alright. | |
| She's gonna love that. | |
| Just be on speed boost and fucking boop people and shit. | |
| Be annoying. | |
| Yeah, she likes to wall ride and shit. | |
| That's what she does. | |
| Damage, damage, damage. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But damage, damage, damage though, Andrew. | |
| You gotta take off angles and shoot them. | |
| Gotta boop them up. | |
| Yeah, boop them up and boop them into your teammate. | |
| And your teammate can kill them. | |
| I think my problem is, like, bad positioning. | |
| I saw the video. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I die way too much because I land... | |
| Go ahead, Angie. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| I think I die way too much because I land where it's the hot sun where everybody's shooting. | |
| Oh, like, okay, you're right in the middle of the fight. | |
| And then you land and they just shoot you. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| You gotta be... | |
| I mean, well, actually, I'm not a Lucio player. | |
| Awkward. | |
| Can you help her with that? | |
| What should she be doing when we're in the middle of a teamfight like that? | |
| Where should she be positioning-wise? | |
| Well, Lucio is super, super dynamic. | |
| It can be everywhere. | |
| But when it's... | |
| I can tell you where not to be. | |
| Okay. | |
| Where everyone is, where all the enemies are, you're not supposed to be in front of their face. | |
| Well, of course. | |
| Okay, so don't be in their face, Angie, unless you have to be. | |
| And then what else, Awkward? | |
| The only time you're in their face, like when you're trying to help someone and you just boop them away. | |
| Like if they're jumping on Myron, for example, just boop them away. | |
| And she did that a few times. | |
| I'll give her that. | |
| No, that's true. | |
| But listen. | |
| For you to not go wrong, what you should do is you stand next to us with Healing Aura, and as soon as we have an advantage, you see somebody's dead or somebody's low, you just go in. | |
| Just go in crazy. | |
| Okay. | |
| It doesn't matter feet or not, it doesn't matter. | |
| Yeah, you speed boost, you just go in. | |
| That's a basic guideline. | |
| You're with us until we have an advantage. | |
| When we have an advantage, you can do whatever you want. | |
| You can go in. | |
| Switch to speed. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's actually, yeah. | |
| So when we have an advantage... | |
| So as soon as you see someone die on the other team... | |
| Heal, get everyone up, and then switch to speed, and then we just go aggressive. | |
| Because we have the man advantage. | |
| We don't need even heal. | |
| You see, the enemy team die one guy, and just instantly switch to speed boost. | |
| I'll tell you this, in Overwatch 2, one pick is a big deal, bro. | |
| You kill one person, it's a wrap. | |
| The rest of the team is going to get rolled. | |
| That was the thing I missed about 6v6. | |
| Yo, awkward question for you, bro. | |
| What's your thoughts on the 6v6 vs 5x5? | |
| There's a lot of fucking arguments and debates about this shit. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm always a big advocate, 5x5. | |
| I told you, we had a discussion about it. | |
| The only reason why you like 6v6 is because you played when the game was at its peak. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| I prefer 6v6. | |
| When the game was at its peak, it was great. | |
| Yeah, double shield is gay. | |
| But... | |
| Assuming there's no double shield, bro. | |
| Yeah, that's the problem, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's not even double. | |
| There have been many medals outside of doubles. | |
| That was so fucking garbage. | |
| Since they added new heroes, they needed to go 5 and 5. | |
| Well, the kill times is the biggest issue. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Stay close. | |
| I'll tell you this. | |
| Are you gonna play ball or something else? | |
| Yo. | |
| How do you get to ask this? | |
| Let's assume kill times. | |
| We're the same. | |
| We're 6 or 5 and 4? | |
| Still 5 and 5. | |
| Damn, even with the better Q-times? | |
| Even with better Q-times, yeah. | |
| Now, if you ask me if they take away some of the new heroes that I brought out, then maybe we have a discussion. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Some of the heroes are not made for six versus six. | |
| Sigma is not made for six versus six. | |
| Arissa now is not made for six versus six. | |
| I got McCree. | |
| I got McCree. | |
| Arissa. | |
| Let's get this done. | |
| Oh my god, I'm crushed. | |
| Oh my god. I'm hindered. | |
| Oh, that Orisa's just beaming you. | |
| I had beam on you. | |
| Be able to res it if she doesn't have Javelin. | |
| Go Engie! | |
| Go! | |
| I'm here! | |
| I'm here! | |
| I'm in here! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Revenge! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Fucking scrubs! | |
| 10 is weak! | |
| oh yeah Get out there Angie speed boost you out get out get out get out get out | |
| I got on me too Reap on point, reaper on point. | |
| Oh, I don't know. | |
| Root buddy on. | |
| Reapers on me! | |
| They're good. | |
| Can res Myron? | |
| Thank you, thank you, thank you. | |
| Arisa, arisa, arisa, arisa, arisa, arisa, arisa, arisa! | |
| I can't res up. | |
| Let go, let go, let go. | |
| Ripper's hiding so much. | |
| I gotta push them in a second Can't see you No no no, I got killed. | |
| Oh, that's... | |
| Oh, that's wrong point! | |
| Park transcendence. | |
| I got pulse. | |
| I got... | |
| I got help. | |
| Oh no! | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| Uh... | |
| 60 seconds. | |
| I'm all gonna... | |
| I can't, I can't, I can't. | |
| No no no. | |
| But high bomber. | |
| Uh, I will kill them first. | |
| Yeah, then he's an easy target There we go, Zen Zenison! | |
| Have an advantage, let's go! | |
| I'm on this arisal. | |
| Can you kill this arisal? | |
| She's weak. | |
| Nice, nice. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| They're all in their weak. | |
| Good guy. | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| He is going to knock him off the payload. | |
| Join him. | |
| That's a good move. | |
| Get out, get out. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's a movement. | |
| Uh, creep on the right, creep on the right, creep on the right. | |
| Okay, he ready for it. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Reep on the right, reep on the right. | |
| You dead? | |
| That warms the fire. | |
| Yeah, I'll turn it up. | |
| Not so fast. | |
| Redeploying. | |
| Rip on the right, rip on the right. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Okay. | |
| They got a Lucio. | |
| Lucio, payload. | |
| Watch out The fucking ass I can touch for a second I can attack for a second. | |
| I gotta go to sleep, bro. | |
| I'm half asleep. | |
| Draw a flak, okay. | |
| Reaper above us. | |
| Karan! | |
| Oh, let's break it! | |
| Damn! | |
| I got remanded! | |
| He's above us, yeah. | |
| Die! | |
| Die! Die! Die! | |
| I rubbed some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Go on the right. | |
| Go to the blue scope. | |
| Who needs healing? | |
| Thanks. | |
| Put the fuck out this one, Ressa? | |
| Ressa half? | |
| You're on the right. | |
| You're on the right, you're on the right. | |
| Turn to block your again. | |
| I mean, uh... | |
| Got him, dude. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| down our spawn i can't get away with this oh shit okay reach the left and half touch touch touch touch touch touch we're good bitch man fuck yo this is one shot to the left man fucking bitch man face justice 60 seconds remaining do not move | |
| turn to escape death 51 draw on the left die die die oh come on me Not around, not around. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm gonna lock in this game. | |
| We're gonna win this shit. | |
| that we're gonna roll these fucking faggots. | |
| Sorry guys, I haven't I've been awake for like 28 hours Now. | |
| So I'm fucking- They're good bro. | |
| I don't even know how I'm able to aim right now. | |
| Right or wrong, I'm gonna finish this one. | |
| Just lock in this round. | |
| You're good. | |
| I'm a lock in this one. | |
| Drop up the base! | |
| It's time to roll out! | |
| We got- we got- we got- we got- we got big missions. | |
| We're gonna get fresh out of- out of the gold. | |
| Now we gotta get Edge out of the Bronx. | |
| Edge, how's it feel to play real Overwatch? | |
| A lot better? | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| All right. | |
| Slowly adapting. | |
| Soldier top left. | |
| He's running. | |
| He's running. | |
| He's in the train right now. | |
| I'm on the Reaper. | |
| I gotta go for you, Zoya, use it. | |
| Oh shit, okay. | |
| I died. | |
| I bet. | |
| Reaper, Reaper in this room on the side. | |
| There's a Reaper hiding in the room. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Never mind. | |
| I wrestle weak as fuck. | |
| I got a heal right here for you. | |
| I didn't get healed. | |
| You got the helix Rest of the week good melt, good melt, good melt. | |
| I got a heal for you Zarya. | |
| Use a heal for you. | |
| Heal Zarya, heal Zarya. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I put a heal down from him. | |
| I'm getting on point. | |
| They're all in the train. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Reaper up top. | |
| Oh! | |
| Behind this coming back. | |
| Hit or die first. | |
| I got Javelin. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Bro! | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, or hit or die first. | |
| So this is crazy, bro. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Alright Biotic healing, ready for you Soldier quick! | |
| You can raise. | |
| I can bubble. | |
| You can raise. | |
| I can raise. | |
| Yes Come here Thanks Watch out for the Orisa on the left Help on the front I need to go I have to play Back up back up Soldier gangrene You get the key Hold on Hold on | |
| I got to see I can't get away with this 60 seconds remaining Here, here, I got you. | |
| I'm gonna grab anything. | |
| Larissa's on the left-hand side getting pocketed. | |
| Oh no. | |
| Yo, don't grab, don't grab, don't grab. | |
| We got one more fight All right, I've seen tougher spot 30 seconds remaining. | |
| Go! | |
| We're running out of time! | |
| Arrest on the left. | |
| He's chasing our chase. | |
| I don't know what the fuck is wrong with this idiot. | |
| They're all chasing me! | |
| Arrest on the left here. | |
| Arrest on the left here. | |
| She can die. | |
| Arisa on the left. | |
| Fire at his will! | |
| What the fu- Moira 1! | |
| Moira 1! | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out of Moira! | |
| Soldier 1! | |
| Soldier 1! | |
| Fuck. | |
| Point? | |
| Ah shit. | |
| Oh man! | |
| The tough game. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| To be fair they played good. | |
| To be fair. | |
| Yeah, pretty good. | |
| This round you go to backline and kill the healer and us. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm gonna get off, bro. | |
| I can't fucking... | |
| I'm playing like trash and I can't keep holding you guys back right now. | |
| I've been up for like almost fucking... | |
| What time did you wake up, Angie? | |
| Or did I wake up? | |
| Two in the morning? | |
| This morning? | |
| Yesterday? | |
| Technically 24 hours ago? | |
| What time is it right now? | |
| Damn, it's eight o'clock! | |
| Bro, no, I'm done, man. | |
| I'm done. | |
| I've been up like 28 hours, man. | |
| Yo, what the hell? | |
| Nah, man. | |
| It's cool, it's cool. | |
| It's a wrap for me, man. | |
| That's why I'm playing fucking garbage, bro. | |
| I'm missing shots and not hitting helixes and shit. | |
| I'm trash. | |
| Right now. | |
| But, yo, I'll let y'all keep rolling these faggots, man, because once me and Angie get off, you guys are about to go on a win streak, bro, because I'm playing trash, and, well, Angie is trash, so, yeah. | |
| No, but I know these were some of the best games that she's played. | |
| Like, she legit had a smile on her face the whole time, so shout out to you guys for her, because she plays in bronze hell, so we're going to get her out next season. | |
| All right. | |
| Love y'all, Ninjas. | |
| We'll play, we'll play, how long is it, is it, how long, how long do they, um, Do they have it like where? | |
| Instantly. | |
| Instantly. | |
| No break. | |
| Oh, no break? | |
| It just goes right into the next season? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It started today. | |
| How many hours left? | |
| Six hours. | |
| Okay. | |
| Six hours. | |
| Six hours, okay. | |
| So I'm adding this shit on a diamond three because I'm garbage. | |
| So, alright guys. | |
| I love y'all ninjas. | |
| Thank you, Jennifer, for your account. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| You're welcome. | |
| Thank you. | |
| If you want to play, you can always ask. | |
| I'll play anytime. | |
| Thank you so much. | |
| And then Awkward, as always, thank you, bro, for the coaching and helping Angie get better. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| Yeah, absolutely. | |
| Yeah, she really appreciates that. | |
| Of course. | |
| And then, what else? | |
| Shit. | |
| What else was I going to say? | |
| And then, is Chinaman in here? | |
| I'm here. | |
| Okay. | |
| Chinaman. | |
| I'll play with y'all tomorrow, then. | |
| We'll queue up tomorrow. | |
| So, guys, get some wrestling. | |
| We'll rape some kids tomorrow. | |
| Pause. | |
| Okay. | |
| DM me, I guess, when you want to play. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I'll just hit you on Twitter, just like awkward. | |
| You guys are on the same time zone, so I'm going to hit you on ninjas. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| I'm going to let you guys destroy them. | |
| Peace, guys. | |
| Bye. | |
| Have a good rest. | |
| All right, guys, that is the end of the stream for me because I am fucking dead. | |
| We are going to go to sleep, man. | |
| And do you want to say anything to people? | |
| My people, thank you for staying this long with us playing Overwatch. | |
| Yeah, we're going to sleep. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| Catch you guys. | |
| Love y'all ninjas. | |
| I really do, man. | |
| All 3,300, y'all. | |
| I wish I wasn't so fucking tired I didn't keep fucking gaming. | |
| Wow, we have 3,300? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then we got like another 8K or something like that watching on Twitter. | |
| 7 or 8K or something like that. | |
| Wow. | |
| I don't know. | |
| What's on Twitter? | |
| Let me look here. | |
| Nah, man. | |
| They enjoy watching us play, man. | |
| They really do. | |
| Wow, that's why you keep playing, huh? | |
| You keep streaming. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| 8.3K. Look on Twitter. | |
| So we got like 11,000 watching. | |
| Where? | |
| Right here. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| But, hey, love y'all ninjas, man. | |
| I'm on the stream here. | |
| I'll play tomorrow. | |
| It's gonna be season 10 tomorrow. | |
| Are you kidding me? | |
| 1,100 people watch me die like 12 times? | |
| Yeah, all these niggas know you trash now. | |
| Good job, bitch. | |
| All these niggas know you trash. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| All these niggas are going to be trash. | |
| Good job, Angie. | |
| It's okay. | |
| It could be worse, man. | |
| Fresh is terrible, too. | |
| Well, I didn't die 17 times, though. | |
| Fresh died 17 times one game. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| You're going 20 and 17. | |
| But, anyway. | |
| Alright, guys. | |
| That's the end of it. | |
| Love you, ninjas. |
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