March 9, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
05:01:46
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| I'm gonna check on YouTube. | |
| Or sorry, I'm gonna check on Rumble. | |
| Sorry, we can't do this shit on YouTube. | |
| too. | |
| My bad. | |
| All right. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let me look on X. Alright, cool. | |
| We're live on Twitter. | |
| Shout out to all the ninjas watching on Twitter. | |
| We're gonna five stack this bitch. | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| There's no mercy for these motherfuckers. | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| This is my fourth stream. | |
| I did one stream earlier. | |
| Then we did some fire interviews with Candace Owens. | |
| Shout out to Candace Owens. | |
| Now it's time to smack these scrubs. | |
| We are climbing to champion, faggots. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Alright? | |
| The fuck? | |
| The hell? | |
| Oh, my bad. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| Add. | |
| My bad. | |
| Eat this shit. | |
| Now I'll never get elected as president. | |
| Really? | |
| Why not? | |
| We're live on Rumble, ninjas. | |
| We're live on Rumble. | |
| We're live on Rumble or we're live on X? This dude is taking too goddamn long. | |
| If he doesn't join in in the next, like, two minutes, I'm gonna start this shit. | |
| I'll get finessed. | |
| Okay, I just sent him an invite. | |
| Okay. | |
| Is water on? | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's see if we can play. | |
| Damn, we can't play. | |
| Finesse. | |
| This account won't work. | |
| This guy's on console, I think. | |
| Is he on console? | |
| Finesse, are you on console? | |
| You don't got a mic. | |
| Nigga, you're on console? | |
| Are you retarded? | |
| Of course we can't play if you're on fucking console. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Nigga! | |
| Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the console guy. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Bruh, you can't play competitive with PC if you're on console, bro. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| All this time you've been saying that you're a top 500 and shitting your own fucking console? | |
| Nigga! | |
| Come on, man! | |
| Bruh. | |
| Alright. | |
| Finesse, I'm gonna have to give you the Timberland, bro. | |
| I'm gonna have to give you the Timberland, nigga. | |
| Gonna have to boot you. | |
| This nigga, bro. | |
| This is Sparta! | |
| Bruh, this nigga, man. | |
| This nigga really- What the fuck? | |
| Alright, let me tell Needle sorry he has to get on. | |
| Alright, cue up, niggas. | |
| Is water on? | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Let me see if water's on. | |
| Good call, good call. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Hold on, hold on one sec. | |
| Let me see if he's on Nah, I don't see him He ain't on. | |
| Come on. | |
| Let me tell, uh... | |
| Let me tell Needles to get on. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Get on, faggot. | |
| Yeah, Mary, if you want to go... | |
| Higher, you can play on 60 FPS. Play on what? | |
| You can't play on 60 FPS. It's gonna literally handicap you. | |
| How do I plan 60 FPS? | |
| Yo, Yennefer, pick your role. | |
| Is she there? - Huh? | |
| Erica. | |
| Your water's just gone. | |
| I thought I did. | |
| Water just got on? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright, let me, hold on. | |
| Let me cancel the queue then. | |
| Let me cancel. | |
| Oh, get him an invite. | |
| Alright. | |
| We really about to five stack this shit. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I don't know how to change my refresh rate, nigga. | |
| Somebody in the chat help me out then. | |
| Oh, okay, so it's only letting me queue as tank, so I don't think I'll be able to work with you guys, unfortunately. | |
| Do you know how to play tank? | |
| No, not really. | |
| I can't even remember the last time I played tank, man. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Okay. | |
| You can play. | |
| You can play. | |
| We can carry you. | |
| It's okay. | |
| I'll give it a go. | |
| If I'm ass, call it out and, you know, kick me. | |
| Yeah, I mean, you got the game sense to play. | |
| You got the game sense, bro. | |
| It's fine. | |
| It's honestly better to have you than have a retard that can't, you know what I'm saying? | |
| Because he has some shit. | |
| Okay, yeah, yeah. | |
| Because you at least got communication and you got game sense, unlike these other niggas. | |
| You know how to play Zarya? | |
| I could play Zarya as one of the characters I have. | |
| It's a bubble. | |
| Someone needs to feel this. | |
| Oh, we warmed up now, baby. | |
| Mary, if you want, I can shoot you my... | |
| I can give someone a video. | |
| Yeah, send me a video of how to switch my FPS or whatever. | |
| You have to go... | |
| Bigger fingers. | |
| Still it. | |
| I'm really feeling the heat. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| You're gonna feel... | |
| Man, that goes up to Scarlet's rope. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| Alright, we got some victims. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Alright! | |
| Are you guys ready to fuck these faggots up? | |
| First game, let's fucking go! | |
| Let's fuck these bargains up. | |
| Hey, just play like a dance. | |
| Very nice. | |
| Yeah, any call-outs you guys need to help me? | |
| Like, any critiques? | |
| The beatings will continue! | |
| Chad, give me one thing to chat if you guys got good audio. | |
| We got a full stack. | |
| We got a nigga from China. | |
| We got a black dude. | |
| We got a female. | |
| And we got some nigga named Lucas. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Fuck these faggots up! | |
| We're very diverse. | |
| All right, let's fucking go. | |
| I'm gonna go right for the high ground on the left. | |
| I'm gonna go right for the high ground. | |
| There's a tracer here? | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| Ball? | |
| I'm gonna take the high ground. | |
| Ball's trying to chase me. | |
| Let's see if he comes behind me. | |
| Yeah God your tracer and ball were right for me, bro. | |
| Tracer and ball went right for me top left Soldiers hop left soldiers hop left up there. | |
| Get that faggot off. | |
| I'm still fighting. | |
| I got a mercy on me. | |
| Oh Hold on. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Annoying ass ball. | |
| I'm almost back Jokers off my point Going point Amashi if I could then help | |
| Tristan, Tristan, Tristan Fucking bomb got me Damn it Alright Probably not gonna make it out, okay yeah Alright. | |
| Tracer, let's go Mercy together, okay? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Lifeweaver here. | |
| Lifeweaver weak. | |
| Booger up top left. | |
| Tracer is fucked. | |
| Oh yeah, Booger is top left. | |
| He's shooting me. | |
| Can you res me? | |
| Yo, we gotta get this soldier. | |
| I can't get to the... | |
| Going for the high ground to take Soldier off. | |
| We have Mercy up there with him. | |
| Oh my god, they saved his life last fucking minute. | |
| We got him, we got him. | |
| Soldier on me? | |
| Mercy pocket in him? | |
| Guys, the ball's one shot. | |
| Please some of y'all killed him. | |
| I've seen cover spots. | |
| Alright. | |
| Oh my god, that mercy pocket on that fucking soldier. | |
| God damn, I was... | |
| I'm taking high ground. | |
| I gotta buy for myself. | |
| Shit, I thought the mercy was still with me. | |
| I was but I backed off because we didn't have anybody I can't grab you Good job I'm up with you for that one Get the tracer, we gotta get the Mercy on point Kill the Mercy, kill the Mercy, good shit Get the ball for the ball | |
| Watch out, watch out, watch out, I can't Watch out! | |
| Careful! | |
| He's on point! | |
| He's trying to fucking dodge me! | |
| He's weak as shit! | |
| Chosen shot me, man! | |
| Please get that point! | |
| Alright, we got point! | |
| Thank your mercy! | |
| Watch out for the bombs! | |
| Watch out for the bombs! | |
| I got Pushin whole team is pushing out careful | |
| I'm trying to go up there to the front. | |
| Got him. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Alright. | |
| That ball is fucking annoying, bro. | |
| It's really fucking annoying, man. | |
| I'm not sure if he's been killing you guys, but from my perspective, he's been just a big disappointment. | |
| He killed me like once. | |
| He's just been annoying. | |
| And what he does is... | |
| Hey there. | |
| Oh, we're in the thick of it now. | |
| Water, just stay with Meryl, okay? | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright, we got this one. | |
| Powered up. | |
| Alright, let's see here. | |
| Ball already somewhat weak. | |
| I'm shooting a soldier and ball. | |
| Soldier's half. | |
| First down point. | |
| Ball's already weak. | |
| Soldier on the side, soldier on the side. | |
| He running like a little bitch. | |
| More of that, more of that, more of that. | |
| One healer gone. | |
| I'm on point. | |
| I'm coming back in about two seconds. | |
| I'm taking high ground right now. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| I got it, I got it. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna take high ground right now. | |
| Fight for point, guys. | |
| Fight for point. | |
| They're attacking the point. | |
| Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill. | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out of him. | |
| He's one, he's one. | |
| I got soldier first. | |
| I'm shooting soldier first. | |
| Soldier one, soldier one, that little. | |
| Oh, we got him. | |
| Ash in the back! | |
| Ash in the back! | |
| She and her two, she's weak! | |
| Oh, fuck! | |
| Mercy, you've got somebody else in there! | |
| More or one! | |
| More or one! | |
| Oh, I'm gonna get killed! | |
| Those are weak as shit! | |
| There's no healers. | |
| Ah shit, I'm running. | |
| I'm running them. | |
| They're chasing me. | |
| McCree's on the high ground. | |
| Walls on the high ground, guys. | |
| Be careful. | |
| Ash on point! | |
| Nice, I knew she was one shot! | |
| Good shit! | |
| Oh Oh Oh All right, that's fine Oh Oh I got it Oh Oh Oh I'm running I'm running What a fucking gay ass character | |
| Hey, they got me, fuck it. | |
| Knock me down and I'll keep getting back up. | |
| Let's see here, what do we got? | |
| Bad guys. | |
| Take him out. | |
| You can force you out to peek out if you can? | |
| I almost hit that fucking Mercy! | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Shit, watch out, McCree. | |
| Motherfuckin' Moira, I mean, you killed him so much. | |
| Get your down. | |
| Let's try to get the healer out of the way. | |
| Moira left. | |
| Moira's last one. | |
| Kill that bitch. | |
| She's running. | |
| Fuck her. | |
| Let's go. | |
| That's Moira out there. | |
| All right. | |
| He switched to Amaga. | |
| He switched to Amaga. | |
| Big facts. | |
| He switched to Amaga? | |
| Okay, now it's time to farm. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'm on the high ground of these faggots. | |
| Don't die, guys. | |
| Don't die. | |
| We got the point. | |
| Moira's trying to come in. | |
| That's me because he sucks. | |
| Watch out on him, he's me. | |
| Come get here. | |
| At the soldier. | |
| I don't really feelin' this. | |
| Ah! | |
| Do something! | |
| Fire at will! | |
| Step right. | |
| I surrender to my mails. | |
| He's looking at me. | |
| I'm shooting good shit. | |
| Mercy one? | |
| Mercy, yes, she sucks. | |
| Good fucking job, guys. | |
| Oh, ball, ball, ball, ball, on point. | |
| Where is he? | |
| I don't see him. | |
| He's underneath. | |
| We got him. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| Anybody else coming? | |
| Yep, they too late. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Good fucking job, guys. | |
| These faggots can't stop us. | |
| They're trash. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Oh, I killed them all! | |
| One to one. | |
| I'm not fucking leaving! | |
| The show goes off! | |
| This is battle! | |
| They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me outta here! | |
| Fuck these faggots up man, let's go. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one, round three. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| I'm gonna take high ground on the right. | |
| That's what we need. | |
| High ground on the right. | |
| I'm going right to the right. | |
| They're probably gonna come this way too. | |
| Let's see. | |
| I think they went left. | |
| The rest he flew up here. | |
| They made two. | |
| Guys, three of them went after me, man. | |
| Sombra, Sigma. | |
| Fuck man They can't get away Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| You're right about that. | |
| Time for love to you guys' right Oh shit. | |
| More than one shot on the left. | |
| I'm on the main. | |
| They got me. | |
| Goddammit. | |
| I'm gonna res it. | |
| Sigma? | |
| Made one left and one shot in there. | |
| I'm on Sigma. | |
| I'm on him too. | |
| Goddammit. | |
| Heel's over there, guys. | |
| Max. | |
| Wow. | |
| Back up. | |
| Daddammit. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Go back. | |
| Yeah, I'm running. | |
| I'm running. | |
| I'm back. | |
| Much better. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Sambra. | |
| Sambra on you. | |
| Sambra on you. | |
| Oh. | |
| We got with that man. | |
| We got numbers. | |
| Let's stick together. | |
| Help him around. | |
| Help him around. | |
| Mercy dead. | |
| Mercy dead. | |
| I'm trying to get the healers though, you don't get it I can't get to you because It's okay That's right Fall back so we can take this point. | |
| It just... | |
| Alright. | |
| We got an uphill battle here. | |
| Here they come, the whole team. | |
| They got me. | |
| I had a visor too, bro. | |
| Alright, we got one more, uh... | |
| We gotta get in here and do something. | |
| I got a ball. | |
| I'm gonna try to group them up. | |
| Yep, I got a visor. | |
| Let's get in here. | |
| Oh my fucking god, Patfinger. | |
| I fucked up. | |
| It's okay. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Make it a play. | |
| Thank you, Myra. | |
| You made it. | |
| Good fucking job. | |
| Alright. | |
| Saved it. | |
| Let's see what we can do here. | |
| I'm going to try to weaken them before they even come out here. | |
| Put a little bit of pressure on them. | |
| They just got to win one team fight, guys. | |
| Watch out for Sombra as well. | |
| My brush on his name Fine damage on them. | |
| They're coming left. | |
| Don't get walled off. | |
| I'm breaking. | |
| Samba behind me. | |
| Samba behind me. | |
| I need help. | |
| God damn it. | |
| Get fucked bitch! | |
| God damn it. | |
| It's right together. | |
| Maze, what's up? | |
| I'm a Hulk. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Mercy dead! | |
| Mercy dead! | |
| Big pick! | |
| Make your plays, baby! | |
| They are dumping the shit out of me. | |
| Point on one shot! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Point on one shot of points! | |
| Turn around, We Rise. | |
| You got her in the one-on-one. | |
| I'm gonna help WeRise on point. | |
| Me and Zarya are coming back right now. | |
| Me and Zarya are coming back. | |
| Me and Zarya are coming back. | |
| It's okay, we got it. | |
| Stay alive. | |
| Stay alive. | |
| 53 for me. | |
| Left. | |
| I think it's left. | |
| They got ball on plank. | |
| Be careful right now. | |
| They got me. | |
| They got two of us. | |
| One tank, one. | |
| Crash it. | |
| Fuck! | |
| It's 97 of ours here, man. | |
| Yeah, guys. | |
| I... | |
| What was that? | |
| Didn't Weirai said he has, like, a tank again? | |
| I don't have it right now. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah, I don't think tank is gonna do it. | |
| I definitely feel bad for fucking up on this screen. | |
| It's all good, man. | |
| We'll play with you next time, then. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| All right, bro. | |
| Guys, keep it up. | |
| If a slot opens up, just let me know. | |
| All right, man. | |
| Peace. | |
| No worries. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| Take it easy. | |
| Go fuck some shit up for me. | |
| We will try. | |
| We will get revenge. | |
| Alright. | |
| I was so close. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He doesn't play Tank Man, so it's all good. | |
| Okay, just one game. | |
| Fuck, if I can play tank, I gonna run through them all. - Prepare your defenses. | |
| select your hero alright let's fuck these kids up Wanna defense? | |
| Alright. | |
| Uh, join team. | |
| I was gonna say, I couldn't tank if I tried because healing just comes natural. | |
| It is what it is. | |
| Yeah, I have to get another count. | |
| Nah, we got this, bro. | |
| Knowledge is its own reward. | |
| If I can play tank, Alright, let's fuck them up. | |
| Remember guys, Water doesn't play tank at all. | |
| Like, you know, he fucked up a grav, you know what I mean? | |
| Like, shit like that is... | |
| It is what it is, man. | |
| They got a Sigma. | |
| Sigma weak. | |
| Sigma weak still Hansel one Hansel one Hansel one Hansel one Hansel one Got him because he sucks. | |
| Scrub. | |
| There's Sojourn ran because she sucks. | |
| Lucio ran because he sucks. | |
| Yup. | |
| Yup. | |
| This might be one of those games. | |
| This might be one of those games where you hold them at support because they fucking suck. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| Okay, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| I'm gonna go back and take the Hygron. | |
| Roadhog, don't die. | |
| They got a McCree. | |
| I'm running away. | |
| Psych. | |
| Moira one, Moira one, good finish. | |
| Lucio weak over there. | |
| Arisa dead? | |
| Lucio dead? | |
| Let's go. | |
| Just McCree? | |
| Get fucked, idiot. | |
| Just fucking go. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| These faggots are gonna pay for last game. | |
| Fucking scrubs. | |
| Let's go, baby Arisa I'm shooing the fuck out this bitch. | |
| Orisa? | |
| Orisa half? | |
| Oh, they're coming to me. | |
| They're coming to me right now. | |
| They're coming to me from up top. | |
| Here they come. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Vakuri here. | |
| Oh, Lord! | |
| Keep me alive if I'm about to die. | |
| I'm gonna take... | |
| I'm gonna visor on a high ground. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Time to pop all spaggots. | |
| Let's go. | |
| What's up, Lucio? | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Get off my shit, faggot! | |
| Get fucked, you whore! | |
| Let's go! | |
| What's up, niggas? | |
| Fucking scrubs, get raped! | |
| Fucking scrubs, it's okay. | |
| You got reds, bro. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| These niggas are garbage. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Back up, Roadhog. | |
| Arisa already weak because she sucks Lucio hit with a direct rocket He's weak as shit. | |
| I'm on this Arisa. | |
| Here they come again. | |
| They're coming across again. | |
| They took the same high ground, tried it again. | |
| They suck. | |
| Arisa on the high ground. | |
| I'm shooting this bitch with McCree. | |
| She's one shot. | |
| Fuck! | |
| The McCree got me. | |
| Mercy, if you can rest me, I... Yeah, you should be able to rest me without dying. | |
| You'll be fine. | |
| Oh, Lucio underneath us, help our... | |
| Lucio here? | |
| Lucio on point, one shot? | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Nigger, bitch, one shot! | |
| Moira, one shot! | |
| Moira, one shot! | |
| Get fucked, bitch! | |
| German whore? | |
| Let's go! | |
| McCree over here! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Okay, you African whore. | |
| You're gonna die today! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'll put a heel down because I'm not worried about these niggas. | |
| They suck! | |
| They fucking suck! | |
| Come here, faggots! | |
| Oh shit, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| They looking now. | |
| They mad now! | |
| Bakuri, you suck! | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Let's go! | |
| That nigga hit her right in the face! | |
| She tried to all me and you shot her right in the fucking dome! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| We losing our voice tonight, faggots! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| I'm so hyped right now. | |
| You better be hyped, faggot! | |
| You're on stream right now with a bunch of niggas watching! | |
| And we're molesting these faggots! | |
| What was that? | |
| I said please don't stop. | |
| Don't stop what? | |
| Believing. | |
| The banis will continue. | |
| We all losing our voice tonight, faggots. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| You fucking crybears! | |
| Oh, Maren, you're gonna lose your voice before the Candace Owens interview! | |
| I think I sounded fine, faggots! | |
| Yeah, everybody in the stream fucking crying like a bunch of faggots. | |
| Maren, you're going to lose your voice. | |
| You got a Candace Owens interview and your voice is gone because you've been gaming. | |
| Shut the fuck up, faggot. | |
| I'm here to win. | |
| I'm here to rape these faggots. | |
| We're 23. | |
| Until right now, we're about to be 24-2. | |
| And the beatings will continue until the rank rises. | |
| The rape train is here and we ain't stopping. | |
| I'm here with a Chinese nigga. | |
| I'm here with some random white dude with a jaw and a fucking female. | |
| We're about to roast these faggots and this random nigga in the chat that's getting carried right now by us. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's fucking wreck these faggots! | |
| They couldn't even get the first point, these sorry pieces of shit. | |
| Time to melt these faggots. | |
| Let's see what they got. | |
| Alright, they're all sitting on the high ground. | |
| That's cute. | |
| That's cute. | |
| I got heals right here on the corner, guys, in case you need it. | |
| They're jumping on point. | |
| They're jumping on point because they're already scared. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| He got me. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Don't even bother Resonant. | |
| Don't even bother Resonant. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Just build up some ultimates. | |
| That Maywall just saved them just now. | |
| Yo, their Romatra's already weak, but eh. their Romatra's already weak, but eh. | |
| Wants to jump on them? | |
| Let's go. | |
| What the fuck, nigga? | |
| How you missed that jump? | |
| Fucking trash. | |
| Help our Winston. | |
| May on point looking at me? | |
| Moira weak on point? | |
| I got heal for you. | |
| Use my heal. | |
| Oh shit, what the fuck? | |
| This nigga, bro. | |
| Why are you always talking about suffering, bro? | |
| Damn kill this nigga man Good shit guys good Good shit. | |
| That fucking Ramacha has a hard-on for me, bro. | |
| And victory. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Faggots. | |
| GG real quick The beanies will continue | |
| I'm not sure what the beanies will do | |
| The beatings will continue, gentlemen. | |
| They have a Grandmaster? | |
| Yeah, it says Grandmaster Old Challenger. | |
| Alright, go on the team. | |
| Oh, he's top 500 on DPS, man. | |
| Perfect. | |
| That's what I want. | |
| We're about to molest him too. | |
| You guys are about to see why. | |
| I was so good back in the day. | |
| These niggas are about to get rocked. | |
| Guys, we're playing against some fucking top players right now. | |
| So let's fuck them up! | |
| Let's fucking rock these faggots. | |
| I'll do my best, bro. | |
| Clear heads. | |
| - Sharp eyes. | |
| - Sharp eyes. | |
| - Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attackers incoming within my reach. | |
| - Enemies, stop. | |
| Genji? | |
| Lenore? | |
| Uh... | |
| *makes gunshots* He has you no Reflect. | |
| There's a light check. | |
| Torb is weak. | |
| *makes gunshots* Back up a bit. | |
| We just lost one. | |
| Genji weak. | |
| Genji weak on the left. | |
| Torb's are gone. | |
| Torb is one shot over there. | |
| I got a heal point over here for you guys. | |
| Torb is weak over there. | |
| Zen is weak, Zen is weak, going in there. | |
| Finish him off, guys. | |
| Zen's over there too weak. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Faggots! | |
| Yari, whatever the fuck her name is. | |
| Weak over there. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| I shouldn't have done that. | |
| Help me out, help me out. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| That was bad. | |
| That was very bad of me. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Back up, Ryza. | |
| I got you with the Zarya. | |
| I'm shooting this all right with you This bitch is all for us Watch out. | |
| She's weak. | |
| She's weak. | |
| Okay, we might need to back up because... | |
| I got a heal pad over here. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Don't die. | |
| Don't die. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Back up. | |
| We just lost a couple Shit Ah, shit. | |
| Run, guys. | |
| Run! | |
| Fuck. | |
| That's fine. | |
| I'll come back with a visor. | |
| We could kill them at the corner. | |
| Alright, what else do we got? | |
| Okay, he switched off D.Va. | |
| Okay, let's hold the corner here. | |
| Torb is weak. | |
| Torb is weak. | |
| There's Ellari behind us. | |
| She's weak. | |
| She's weak. | |
| Bitch ran away Sorry one let's go fuck this shit. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Where are you going? | |
| Get you fuck you fuck you kill the salary fuck you Let's go come here. | |
| Come here boy. | |
| Come here fat boy. | |
| Get fucked idiot. | |
| Let's go Where's that? | |
| Oh what the fuck? | |
| Get fucked then Faggot I'm taking high ground for the next fight Taking high ground for the next fight. | |
| We should be close to a hammer. | |
| And we got a Valkyrie. | |
| I got 66%. | |
| Play corner guys, play corner. | |
| Ryan, back up! | |
| Back up! | |
| Play corner bro, what are you doing? | |
| Back up! | |
| Don't let your shield melt, for no reason. | |
| Get ready for the grab. | |
| Alright guys, starstruck. | |
| Fog! | |
| Thank you. | |
| Help them, they need help. | |
| Zarya weak, Zarya weak, Zarya weak! | |
| Zarya could die, Zarya could die! | |
| Zarya could die! | |
| She's 1 HP! Heroes never die. | |
| You gotta be fucking kidding me bro. | |
| Ten seconds remaining. | |
| The payload has reached the checkpoint. | |
| My bad guys. | |
| Yeah, little kid, you gotta step it up bro. | |
| You gotta stop sucking dick, okay? | |
| We're gonna carry you to victory, but you gotta stop sucking dick. | |
| You wanna tickle the balls? | |
| That's fine, but you gotta stop sucking it. | |
| We gotta hammer down? | |
| Well, so we got to combine it Get you You might want to do it here. | |
| Get ready. | |
| Don't do it yet. | |
| Don't do it yet. | |
| Let them use this molten core. | |
| Ah, shit! | |
| I'm running. | |
| Fucking shit, man! | |
| Michael Winston? | |
| He has a hammer. | |
| After he does hammer, let's uh... | |
| We can switch. | |
| We got one more. | |
| We got one more. | |
| Ryan. | |
| Ryan, you're by yourself. | |
| Just you and Ryan right now. | |
| Alright, get ready to hammer them soon. | |
| That's one dead. | |
| Torb one. | |
| Genji weak. | |
| Kill the Genji. | |
| Kill the Genji. | |
| Torb is one shot over here. | |
| Let's kill his ass. | |
| He's dead because he sucks. | |
| Zen? | |
| Zen? | |
| Zen by himself over here? | |
| Zen by himself? | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Good shit, Rerise. | |
| I love this sandwich. | |
| What the fuck was that hammer, dude? | |
| What the fuck was that, Ryan? | |
| You didn't get anybody down with that hammer. | |
| You got the who? | |
| No you didn't! | |
| She was standing up! | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| No you didn't! | |
| Are you retarded? | |
| She killed me! | |
| I was shooting her! | |
| Alari weak! | |
| Genji weak! | |
| Genji one shot! | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out this area! | |
| Torbys leak too! | |
| Sorry, one shot! | |
| Fuck this shit! | |
| Time to counter! | |
| Time to counter! | |
| Get in the backpack! | |
| Let's go! | |
| These sorry ass niggas are not winning! | |
| You're welcome! | |
| You're getting fucking carried right now, little kid! | |
| Stop sucking dick! | |
| Holy shit! | |
| They got a fucking Genji! | |
| You better own his ass! | |
| Push up! | |
| These motherfuckers are trash! | |
| Back up, back up! | |
| They got D.Va! | |
| Genji dead! | |
| They're down one, they're down one, they're down one. | |
| Keep that in mind. | |
| Torb is weak over there, Moira. | |
| They're playing corners because they suck dick. | |
| D.Va's almost out of mech. | |
| She's halfway. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| Don't get hit by that. | |
| Kenji, Kenji on the left, Kenji on the left, Kenji on the left. | |
| It's go time! | |
| Diva's out of mech! | |
| Diva's out of mech! | |
| Kariko? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Get you dead! | |
| Fuck you, faggot! | |
| Torb week! | |
| Kariko? | |
| Kariko? | |
| Get this torb, you fucking faggot! | |
| Get raped! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Keep touching these fucking homos! | |
| Riders, where you at? | |
| - Where you at? | |
| I'm with you. | |
| - It's okay, no, no, no, no, no. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| - I got please. | |
| D.Va's coming from the right. | |
| D.Va here! | |
| We can- Fuck! | |
| Kariko in the corner, one shot. | |
| She had to use Suzu on herself because she's- D.Va, D.Va, D.Va, D.Va on the left, D.Va on the left, D.Va on the left. | |
| She's about to be knocked out. | |
| She sucks. | |
| Watch the blade, watch the blade, watch the blade! | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Shut up, bitch! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Widowmaker, Widowmaker! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Yo, nice blade, bro. | |
| I mean, nice killin' the blade. | |
| I was shootin' the fuck outta that Genji, bro. | |
| I was shootin' the fuck outta that. | |
| Faggot. | |
| Nigga screamed a bunch of Japanese just to die. | |
| Faggot. | |
| Let's go! | |
| We got 4,000 of y'all ninjas watching. | |
| We got another... | |
| Almost 3K watchin' on Twitter. | |
| I'm the most entertaining Overwatch streamer, bro. | |
| These other guys are fucking gay. | |
| I'm over here, keeping it real with y'all. | |
| Let these other teammates know when they're trash. | |
| Let you know that the other team is garbage. | |
| Because we're the fucking best! | |
| We'll continue to molest these fucking scrubs. | |
| What was that? | |
| I said, I think you're exactly what I need to stop fucking sucking. | |
| Yeah, you do fucking suck. | |
| It's okay, though. | |
| We're gonna beat you into shape because you're fucking garbage, but we got you, faggot. | |
| We're gonna do better, right, Winston? | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| We got you. | |
| We're gonna carry you, but, you know, you gotta make sure that you don't suck that bad. | |
| She's not bad. | |
| He's pretty bad, bro. | |
| But it's fine. | |
| We'll carry him. | |
| Yeah, he's pretty bad. | |
| It's fine. | |
| We're still gonna win. | |
| Just put pressure on them and we'll do the rest. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| Okay, what do they got? | |
| They got a Sigma up top. | |
| Just push that payload. | |
| I'm gonna break shield They got a lorry up there I'm shooting the Sigma. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Alright, Winston, jump on them so I can create some space, so I can shoot them from the side. | |
| There we go. | |
| Sigma looking at me because he sucks. | |
| Yo, get this Alari! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Bitches, getting lucky shots on me, man. | |
| Careful, there's more of them than us. | |
| Yo, let's go left! | |
| Let's go left! | |
| Let's go left! | |
| Let's go left and rush them left! | |
| Let's go left! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| They got a Reaper! | |
| Back up! | |
| Come back up Winston Sigma week sigma week Sigma week Sigma 1 HP! God fucking dammit. | |
| There's a bastion up there too, man I've seen tougher spots He'll get the Sigma the fuck up out of here, man - We're doing it. | |
| Bastion on the left. | |
| Let's get this Bastion. | |
| Reaper One shot on the fucking alo Thank you. | |
| Oh It's fine, it's fine. | |
| It doesn't matter. | |
| This bitch is getting luckier shots, bro. | |
| LR's back up. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Re-bump payload! | |
| Rebound payload, rebound. | |
| How do you say? | |
| Sigma can die! | |
| Yo, get this over! | |
| Oh my god I got people faster week best Bastard one! | |
| Bastard one over there! | |
| Bastard one over there! | |
| Get him D.Va! | |
| Bro. | |
| He's not one. | |
| I don't know. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Got him. | |
| Sigma here. | |
| Can we get him from the back? | |
| Oh my gosh, she did res him. | |
| Sigma got me. | |
| I need some help here. | |
| Sigma, I got a visor, man. | |
| I'm gonna pop this visor. | |
| Got this fucking Sigma. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Bro! | |
| Bro, we might need that tracer to create some space, man. | |
| Nice bomb. | |
| Nice bomb. | |
| Come on. | |
| Bastion dead. | |
| Push the shit. | |
| Ellari up here. | |
| she ran away she was sick my I'm shooting Sigma. | |
| I'm shooting him in the back. | |
| I'm saying I pay low Sigma weak Sing for mine! | |
| Ah! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Yep. | |
| What can you do? | |
| That Coachbeard kid just fucking carried him just now. | |
| What's the record now? | |
| Twenty... | |
| four? | |
| Bro, that tank was ass. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| 24 and 3? | |
| What are we? | |
| 24 and 3, right? | |
| 26 and 3. | |
| 25, 26. | |
| 26 and 3? | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's a good day, man. | |
| It's a good day. | |
| Yeah, I know it is. | |
| We needed some off angles there. | |
| Because their Sigma is always looking forward at us. | |
| And the thing with Sigma is, he's really weak against flankers. | |
| Really weak against flankers. | |
| Because he can only really face one way. | |
| K.I.A. You can't beat me. | |
| I can't beat me. | |
| This is your warning. | |
| Someone on their team was top 500, right? | |
| Their tank was top 500? | |
| No, their DPS. Okay. | |
| Who was playing DPS? Was it the Genji or was it the... | |
| the Bastion That's fine I could take L against top players like that. | |
| This tank is lonely meat. | |
| Alright. | |
| Switch the team. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Stay close. | |
| I can't heal you if you stray. | |
| We're not gonna lose this. | |
| Your worth is a hypothesis. | |
| Bro, you need a tech account. | |
| Move it. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Try to show some discipline out there. | |
| Lucy are weak already. | |
| middle We're pretty much out on point McCree, one shot. | |
| McCree, one shot. | |
| Bottom middle. | |
| Dead. | |
| Arisa. | |
| Arisa dead. | |
| Tracer weak. | |
| Lucio and Tracer Well, I'm watching Marcia I'm with you. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Tracer running. | |
| She's on the left. | |
| She recalled? | |
| Got her. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I got a health hat right here for you guys. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Whoa! | |
| McCree got me. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| We gotta get out of here, Mercy. | |
| I'm gonna take high ground and shoot them. | |
| What the fuck is up wrong with this Lucio bro? | |
| She missed her pulse bomb? | |
| Get fucked, bitch. | |
| You dropped the beat because they suck. | |
| Moira on point. | |
| Oh, McCree, McCree, I'm in the middle. | |
| McCree in the middle. | |
| Lucy a week Back up the big eyes back | |
| back up back up back up back up hi I got a visor. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Alright, I'm coming back on with the visor? | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Sigma weak. | |
| I mean not sick Look pretty weak I got a heel pad here for you guys. | |
| Oh You're fucked, bitch. | |
| I'm taking high ground. | |
| Oh! | |
| I'm taking high ground What we hope the witness says I'm Get out of there, guys, if you guys can. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Ana one! | |
| Ana one! | |
| This Pharaoh's a fucking faggot, bro. | |
| Alright, we're coming back. | |
| Trace is already in there. | |
| They're chasing her. | |
| I'm shooting their mind now. | |
| They're going to go! | |
| Everybody run! | |
| Everybody run! | |
| Fear on the right. | |
| Bro! | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| That MAGA difference is crazy! | |
| Shit! | |
| Marco one shot! | |
| Heels on point! | |
| I'll get you in my sights. | |
| Heels on point! Heels on point! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go make a place! | |
| What the fu- Bro! | |
| I killed three of them, man! | |
| Touch it, touch it, touch it! | |
| Fuck. | |
| Dude. | |
| Yo, is this Muggah in the fucking game right now, bro? | |
| What the fuck are you doing, man? | |
| He's getting anti, bro. | |
| Huh? | |
| He keeps getting anti-nated. | |
| Fucking retard, bro. | |
| Tracer, don't go by yourself, okay? | |
| Let's go together. | |
| I can help you. | |
| I'll never forgive us for what we did on Earth. | |
| Hey, just pull up. | |
| I got a kid that can join after this. | |
| Rumble Forcekin's gonna join in after this shit, because he's good. | |
| And we're not gonna lose, because we keep getting retard tanks like this fucking kid. | |
| Lonely meat that fucking sucks at this game. | |
| Fucking faggot, man. | |
| Sorry as fuck. | |
| Dude, stop fucking sucking at the game, you fucking faggot! | |
| I'm not trying to lose! | |
| Fat fuck! | |
| Mother fucker! | |
| You sound like a fucking faggot! | |
| Good one. | |
| Good one. | |
| Soldier one shot on their team, guys. | |
| Soldier weak on their team. | |
| More on point. | |
| More on point. | |
| One shot. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Vera got me, man I don't even understand what you're saying Your mic sucks. | |
| Your mic fucking sucks, dude. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Good one. | |
| That's a good response. | |
| This Magda and their team has been outplaying you constantly, dude. | |
| Despite me shooting the fuck out of him. | |
| He's one shot! | |
| Win the fight! | |
| There you go! | |
| You still die incredible Fair one shot Wow, where's the fucking team man? | |
| I I got a visor. | |
| But our tank can't stay alive. | |
| We're on the right! | |
| We're on the right, shooting us! | |
| We're on the right, shooting us! | |
| I'll try to repay the favor. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Go get him! | |
| All right, let's go. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| I'm on the objective. | |
| You should swing my turn. | |
| Yo, this Mardana team sucks. | |
| It's dead, Brett. | |
| I'm shooting him with you, bro. | |
| I'm shooting him with you. | |
| Got him. | |
| Moira. | |
| Moira weak. | |
| Moira one shot, bro. | |
| Moira one shot. | |
| Chase her down. | |
| Spear on the right. | |
| Spear on the right. | |
| She's weak. | |
| Bitch, fuck you. | |
| I'm on the soldier. | |
| Watch out, watch out, back up, back up. | |
| I don't know why he dropped that beat. | |
| They're not gonna do shit with it. | |
| Soldier weak! | |
| Okay. | |
| What the fuck was that? | |
| Oh my god! | |
| I got depleted somehow. | |
| Soldier! | |
| Soldier! | |
| Got him! | |
| Murder him! | |
| Barrow! | |
| Barrow behind you guys! | |
| Barrow right here! | |
| On the left, guys! | |
| Barrow on the left! | |
| Good shit, bro. | |
| Thank you. | |
| We're gonna hold here? | |
| It might be a little too far up, guys. | |
| Back up. | |
| Duck up, back up. | |
| We got hitscans. | |
| We got hitscans. | |
| Use the space to our advantage. | |
| Dead brass Give me a live rope Keep me alive while I do this shit. | |
| Maka dead. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Dude, this tank fucking sucks, bro. | |
| Fucking trash, man. | |
| How do you die 14 times when you're a tank? | |
| How? | |
| You fucking suck, dude. | |
| Dude, you're a fucking faggot. | |
| Your father touches you. | |
| That's why you sound like a homosexual. | |
| You suck at this game. | |
| You're a fucking loser. | |
| You make no money. | |
| No women like you. | |
| You're a fucking faggot. | |
| You fucking sorry piece of shit. | |
| Fuck you, faggot. | |
| You fucking suck. | |
| Alright, let's get this fucking guy. | |
| Let's get Rumble in our shit, man. | |
| Holy fuck, why do you keep getting retarded tanks? | |
| Why? | |
| He's so bad, bro. | |
| He can't carry that. | |
| Dude, he was dead every fight! | |
| He doesn't know how to take cover. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Idiot, man! | |
| Fucking idiot! | |
| Alright, Rumble Foreskin, what's your tag, bro? | |
| Is Sloppy second? | |
| The fuck? | |
| Let me try this shit. | |
| I tried. | |
| All right, let's see if this is it. | |
| All right. | |
| I don't know where Rumble Foreskin is here. | |
| Nigga, take it too long, bro. | |
| We don't got fucking time to wait around, man. | |
| Russian roulette. | |
| Just add merit. | |
| Just add merit. | |
| Because honestly, bro, um, um, So chat, the reason why having a bad tank is literally bad is because the tanks, their job is supposed to lead the fight and then also create space for the DPS. The problem with Armaga is that he didn't ever take cover and he was always dying. | |
| So when he dies, it's effectively 5 vs 4. | |
| Despite us fucking healing the shit out of him, he's just bad. | |
| So, that's what it is. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He got a healer like me and Yennefer. | |
| He's still dying. | |
| Motherfucker. | |
| Yeah, fuck that guy. | |
| He's talking shit too. | |
| He's calling you fat. | |
| Like, what the fuck? | |
| If you only knew. | |
| I'm the obesity Hitler, bro. | |
| I am Fittler, bro. | |
| He's probably fat. | |
| Yo, is this Rumble Foreskin? | |
| My bad, dude, would not let me fucking add you. | |
| This is Rumble Forescan, right? | |
| Yeah, yeah, yes, sir. | |
| All right. | |
| And you're a tank main, so good. | |
| Fantastic. | |
| Let's do this. - Anything is better than our last thing. | |
| Yeah, dude, my fucking account got flagged for fucking boosting, so they put a verification phone thingy on it, and it kicked me from the game when we were playing last time. | |
| Oh yeah, you were playing with myron before. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, it's straight up just- and because it's not my account, I was borrowing a homie's account. | |
| I couldn't wake him up at four in the morning to be like, hey, give me the text code, you know what I mean? | |
| So I have this account, which I found, I don't know, I haven't played on it in a few years. | |
| Found it on the street. | |
| Hope you're not sloppy, though. | |
| We're- I think we're 33 and 4 right now, so... | |
| So y'all getting up there with some assholes. | |
| Yeah, now the games are harder like you actually need like a good tank to like win. | |
| You can't carry like too hard. | |
| We were carrying our like other tanks like earlier as well. | |
| Yeah, me, Meryl, and both of us. | |
| Didn't we win a 5v4? | |
| Yeah, we did. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, we did. | |
| Yeah, we did. | |
| That's my first game. | |
| That's my first game plan with you guys. | |
| Now the games are harder, guys. | |
| It's not gonna be as easy as when we started. | |
| We're all ranked up, so... | |
| Yeah, it's now game awareness time. | |
| It's just planned. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Bro, I threw 12 games straight and still ended up at gold one. - Huh. | |
| This account is broken. | |
| Maybe you were, like, higher up before. | |
| That's why. | |
| Like, in Overwatch 1. | |
| I don't remember what it was in Overwatch 1, but yeah, it might have been. | |
| All right, let's go. let's go. | |
| We got some victims. | |
| Uh, nah. | |
| I don't want to preside over black people. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| I was gonna say let's go into team chat, but we don't need to do that. | |
| Let's go! | |
| We about to fuck these faggots somebody get injured. | |
| You can't get reported as well Yeah, they can't every soldier needs a cause Once a day just after my steak dinner Yo, chat, I need a um Yo, chat, I need a good suggestion for gamer headphones | |
| Because these headphones I got here are not that good for gaming. | |
| Because I got him plugged in directly to my computer. | |
| Because I already got a... | |
| Because I want gamer headphones that I can adjust on the actual headphone. | |
| Because I already got a good mic. | |
| I just need a good gamer headphone. | |
| - Sun-hyzer PC3. - PC3-8X. - Alright, let's see here. - Those are hella bomb SS. - I'm breaking shield, I'm breaking shield. | |
| Alright, time to start fucking him up. | |
| May on the left. | |
| Ryan is pushing. | |
| Ana's trying to come in. | |
| Ana's trying to come in weak. | |
| What the... | |
| Alright. | |
| Y'all left me They'll regret that I Okay, the games are gonna be a lot harder. | |
| McCree weak in there. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm taking castle. | |
| Top castle. | |
| McCree weak on the bottom left. | |
| McCree weak on bottom left. | |
| McCree weak on bottom left. | |
| McCree one over there. | |
| McCree one. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Ryan behind. | |
| Ryan behind. | |
| Yeah, I see him. | |
| Dead. | |
| Back out there, guys, because I'm on a high ground, so I can't help you from over there. | |
| Back up here guys Go back come back good shit Alright I'm shooting him, I'm shooting him, I'm shooting him. | |
| Alright, we lost one. | |
| Oh, wow, this mate is hitting me. | |
| Wow, she won't me Yeah, but myself Does it stay alive? | |
| Okay, they're chasing me. | |
| What is the norm? | |
| I had to back off. | |
| I tried to run away from the ladder. | |
| Whoa! | |
| What the? | |
| I'm gonna go to Winston to touch. | |
| We're still gonna touch this with four of us. | |
| They can't get away with this. | |
| Ryan Hart, I'm shooin' him! | |
| I'm shooin' the fuck out this, Ryan Hart! | |
| Whoa! | |
| Mikuri, don't check. | |
| Oh boy, don't forget you! | |
| Fuck! | |
| The Reinhardt is weak too, man. | |
| What? | |
| *gunshot* Alright. | |
| Come back, Reinhardt. | |
| No, we hold this joke right here. | |
| We're fine. | |
| Can we hold off? | |
| Blizzard, Blizzard, back up! | |
| I'm sure the- I'm Mei! | |
| Mei's one! | |
| I'm with you! | |
| He's one HP! God! | |
| Yeah, we can fight there. | |
| Touchpoint for me, touchpoint. | |
| Ryan is weak over there! | |
| Ryan is one! | |
| Ryan is one! | |
| Weak as fuck Ryan! | |
| I come back with chatter. | |
| Stay on heart, stay on heart. | |
| I'm on it but they're gonna literally have it. | |
| I'm running around this shit later. | |
| I'm done. | |
| Too late, bro. | |
| I don't know if anybody's there to follow up. | |
| I got their Ana down. | |
| This is gonna be a grinder. | |
| Here we fucking go. | |
| No, we still win that. | |
| Their Mei is good. | |
| Their Mei is very good. | |
| It's mostly that they have an Ana and we're rocking them. | |
| They're just landing. | |
| I don't know if we can do a Kiriko for the antis or an Ana so we can anti back. | |
| They're just throwing antis at your tank. | |
| Yeah, I'm looking at their stats right now. | |
| We go fuck them up, man. | |
| Yeah, I can play D.Va. | |
| I can get away from the antis a little better than if we can't run in mana. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| I can take high ground. | |
| Well, maybe I gamed a little too. | |
| Keep in mind that we're five stacking, so we're playing against a five stack here. | |
| Remember what we're fighting for. | |
| I personally think their mail is their best player. | |
| Yeah. | |
| 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| Capture objective aim. | |
| Try to show some discipline. | |
| See, she already iced off our D.Va. | |
| I'm shooting it down. | |
| I'm shooting it. | |
| it's gone. | |
| May is weak. | |
| Bunch of them weak in there. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Shit. | |
| I didn't know we were that one. | |
| My bad. | |
| Stop! | |
| It's enough time! | |
| No! | |
| No! | |
| Look around the right! | |
| I can do something! | |
| Alright. | |
| I can do something! | |
| Alright. | |
| Woah, what the? | |
| This Reinhardt is crazy! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Kill his ass! | |
| He's 1 HP, he's 1 HP! This runner is crazy, man. | |
| They're in our spawn. | |
| McCree on the left. | |
| Alright! | |
| Where's our fucking tank, man? | |
| Oh, no! | |
| God fucking dammit, bro. | |
| This dude just lost us the fucking game, bro. | |
| Just lost us the fucking game, bro. | |
| This dude's here. | |
| There's much for you to do. | |
| Good. | |
| Dude literally just lost us the game, man. | |
| We don't have a tank. | |
| how much we can do here. | |
| This is fucking gay, bro. | |
| *Sigh* Get them off me! | |
| *Sigh* Still got some fire here. | |
| Fuck a must. | |
| I'm never playing with that kid again. | |
| He's getting removed off the list. | |
| He's fuckin' done. | |
| fucking scrub man Fuckin' shitty-ass internet connection. | |
| Can't play See if we can capture fuck Fuck it. | |
| See if we can cap it. | |
| I think we killed two or three of them. | |
| Oh that shit, just three fucking foodies me bro. | |
| Bro you just lost us the fucking game dude. | |
| Just lost us the game. | |
| Yeah, that's my bad. | |
| He literally just wouldn't let me get back in. | |
| He literally just booted me out. | |
| I don't know what the hell happened. | |
| I'll put it on. | |
| It literally just wouldn't let me join back in, yeah. | |
| Key up with just four. | |
| Fuck that kid. | |
| Fucks. | |
| Fuck that shit. | |
| Don't got fucking time for that, bro. | |
| Don't got fucking time for that bullshit, man. | |
| Fuck outta here, bro. | |
| Fucking got me tight, man. | |
| Get the fuck outta here, man. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Next time I play with you, I can play tank. | |
| Kid comes in, doesn't do fucking shit, bro. | |
| Gets outplayed by their tank on every fucking turn. | |
| Nah, man. | |
| Fuckin' trash. | |
| I could take a good L, but I'm not fuckin'... | |
| Repositioning! | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Alright, we got a game. | |
| Lock in. | |
| I'm gonna take no fuckin' calls. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| We just gotta carry our tanks, guys. | |
| That's really what it comes down to. | |
| Gotta play damn near perfect. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Hmm. | |
| I like your mask. | |
| I said I like your mask, dude. | |
| Okay. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Round one. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| stay away of your needs the phrase upon us come on a higher ground I risked some point. | |
| I risked some point with Moira. | |
| Our Rolag needs help. | |
| Soldier? | |
| Soldier in the back, guys? | |
| Sombra dropping down? | |
| Got her? | |
| Soldier? | |
| So I'm shooting you guys in the back Creek on me I What the fuck, bitch? | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Arisa might try to come down to the middle. | |
| Okay, watch out. | |
| They're gonna come in from the room. | |
| They're coming from the room towards our Roadhog. | |
| Nope now they came out I'm sure nervous oh Orisa, one shot. | |
| Orisa, one shot. | |
| Shoot her! | |
| Shoot that yes, sir Sombro! | |
| Sombro 1? | |
| Good shit. | |
| Good shit. | |
| I'm coming back for high ground. | |
| Thank you, Mercy. | |
| Good shit good shit good shit Good hook Nice Watch out for the Arisa. | |
| Let her come out, let her come out guys so I can help you shoot them. | |
| They got a main now. | |
| Arisa coming out! | |
| Arisa coming out! | |
| She's weak over there! | |
| Mei! | |
| Mei! | |
| Mei coming down the middle, guys! | |
| Arisa weak! | |
| Arisa weak! | |
| One shot! | |
| Kariko weak in there Reaper got me! | |
| Reaper got me! | |
| Grimey, get out of there, Mercy. | |
| Good shit, good shit, good shit. | |
| Jump back on that point. | |
| Shit, my mouse is gonna die here soon. | |
| Mei, Mei on point with Orisa. | |
| Mei, Orisa one, Orisa one. | |
| Reaper trying to come on point. | |
| Backed out. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Good hand. | |
| Good hand. | |
| Definitely better. | |
| Feeling spry. | |
| Way better. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Nice one. | |
| Arisa coming in! | |
| Arisa coming in! | |
| Soldier coming in! | |
| I'm shooting this Arisa! | |
| Arisa one shot! | |
| Lucio! | |
| Lucio! | |
| Lucio on point! | |
| Heroes never die! | |
| Reaper on me because he sucks. | |
| Reaper chasing me. | |
| Nice. | |
| I'm having shit. | |
| Die. | |
| Score. | |
| One to zero. | |
| Your worth is a hypothesis. | |
| All right, let's fucking go. | |
| You stay close. | |
| I can't heal you if you stray. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Round two. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| One more win. | |
| Send them back in. | |
| Good choice. | |
| Misery made. | |
| All right, they got a Ramad show From our Trump went weak from Ramacho... | |
| Ramacho daddy sucks. | |
| Lucio on the left. | |
| Lucio on the left. | |
| Oh, he's one! | |
| Fuck, I should've reloaded. | |
| I'm bad. | |
| Lucio one! | |
| Lucio one! | |
| Good finish, Rise. | |
| Where's the soldier this fucking scrub? | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Just back up. | |
| Fight for point Dark after the so much as we We got him. | |
| This kid sucks. | |
| These kids fucking suck. | |
| Echo? | |
| Melted Echo week Backer guys Oh shit, they're Hainun. | |
| Oh nice! | |
| Nice. | |
| Nice. | |
| Kids are fucking garbage. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| They're pushing up, they're pushing up, back up. | |
| They're pushing us down. | |
| I will. | |
| Got her. | |
| I've been doing this for years. | |
| Who the hell are you? | |
| They're so mad they're just sitting in their spawn throwing javelins. | |
| Look at this high noon. | |
| This high noon is sick. | |
| Yeah, that's where I play the game. | |
| Yeah, I knew he was going to get a lot too. | |
| This tank wasn't bad. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| Nice. | |
| I can go. | |
| Alright, let's let's go. | |
| The rape train continues. | |
| We are here tonight, faggots. | |
| Ready, faggots? | |
| Time to rock these scrubs. | |
| We're on the night train tonight, boyos. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| You faggots know what time it is. | |
| Oh, we're in a thick of it now. | |
| Time to fuck these kids up. | |
| Punish them It's on a fucking spagas lives everybody asked | |
| Oh Oh Oh Alright. | |
| Time to fuck these scrubs up. | |
| Me and McCree are going right. | |
| Let's see what we can get here. | |
| What they got? | |
| I see Monkey. | |
| Monkey's already weak. | |
| Monkey's already won. | |
| Monkey's already won. | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Ash is weak. | |
| Oh! | |
| Echo behind us! | |
| Echo behind, echo behind, echo behind. - You're so low. - Dynamite out. | |
| - Oh shit. | |
| - Good shit, good shit. - I can't get away with this. - Your end is with your head. | |
| I need magic. | |
| Echo, ass up right, ass up right. | |
| Thanks. | |
| One shot on ass. | |
| Ash on the right, guys. | |
| Ash on the right, being annoying as fuck. | |
| Got her. | |
| Bitch. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Oh, Lord. | |
| You guys having good vibes tonight? | |
| We're molesting faggards. | |
| That's what we're doing tonight. | |
| There is no good vibes. | |
| just rape vibes let's see Come out, Sigma! | |
| You dummy! | |
| Ashes one! | |
| Stupid bitch! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh no Bob's gonna kill me. | |
| They don't have DPS? | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm on Sigma. | |
| Sigma-1. | |
| Sigma-1 again. | |
| Ash. | |
| Ash. | |
| Number 3 is weak. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I'm done. | |
| It's fine. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Hey, you got Arisa ult too. | |
| Let's push up, let's push up, let's push up. | |
| That's... | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Come on team. | |
| Arisa's gone up behind them. | |
| Watch out on the- Push! | |
| Push! | |
| The punishments will continue! | |
| Good shit. | |
| Fuck those faggots. | |
| I got high ground over here? | |
| I'm at the height of my performance! | |
| There's one! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| John, I'm at the end of my performance! | |
| There's one! | |
| Oh, Echo's me. | |
| Oh shit, Echo! | |
| Fuck you, Echo! | |
| Yeah, I'm weak as hell, bro. | |
| I'm weak as hell. | |
| Let's take my weeks now. | |
| Sigma weak! | |
| Oh, he got nano, but I'm shooting him in the back. | |
| I'm shooting that boy in the back. | |
| I'm shooting him in the back. | |
| Sigma's looking at me. | |
| You guys can keep shooting him. | |
| You can't do shit when he's... | |
| Oh! | |
| Oh, I'm shooting that boy from the hydra. | |
| No! | |
| Fuck. | |
| I'm about to have a visor, man. | |
| Halfway, halfway. | |
| I'm still fighting. | |
| Okay, Bob is gone I'm going out this echo Let's go. | |
| I'm gonna kill this bitch. | |
| Adaptive circuits engaged. | |
| She's one shot. | |
| She's one shot. | |
| I'm watching McCree. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| for witcher. | |
| Ana, drop down. Ana, drop down. | |
| Ana, drop. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Guys, watch out. | |
| Echo over there. | |
| Echo over there. | |
| It's 81 target. | |
| I've seen shove response Sigma one! | |
| Sigma one! | |
| Sigma can die! | |
| Sigma can die! | |
| Like we were to save the sorry ass. | |
| I got a visor, guys. | |
| Ass week, ass week, ass week. | |
| Ass one shot! | |
| Ash, what's that? | |
| I'm gonna advise them from the top high ground I I got too arrogant. | |
| I shouldn't have done that. | |
| Stupid. | |
| I don't quit till the fight's done. | |
| Get out of my way or I'll be here! | |
| Enemy are ready! | |
| Double kill. | |
| Bob's looking at me. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I'm shooting Bob right now. | |
| Bob Vaughn. | |
| Oh, come on. | |
| I'm on the Sigma. | |
| I'm shooting the Sigma. | |
| Shit. | |
| Dead. | |
| Approaching its destination. | |
| Put an advantage and sing to my eyes! | |
| 30 seconds remaining. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Time is of the essence. | |
| Make haste. | |
| I'm flanking with Tracer. | |
| Ash is weak! | |
| Where are weak? | |
| We're at numbers! | |
| We gotta be on, we gotta be on. | |
| We gotta be on. | |
| Sigma-1! | |
| Sigma-1! Sigma-1! | |
| We're not following our health today! | |
| We're not following our health today! | |
| Sigma-1! | |
| Sigma-1! | |
| Kill this fucking homo! | |
| A taste of poison. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Come on, this fucking... | |
| Fuck it! | |
| No! | |
| God damn it man! | |
| Alright, yo, no! | |
| You're gonna have to play better next round, right, bro? | |
| I'm serious. | |
| No, no, no, I'm serious. | |
| Like, your tank is significantly outplaying you, bro. | |
| I'm not even trying to be an asshole right here. | |
| Hey, hey, remember the time when you can't create no fucking space and you suck? | |
| How about that? | |
| Remember the time when you were constantly out of position and they kept getting killed? | |
| The fuck are you talking about? | |
| Oh boy. | |
| Dude, let me tell you something, bro. | |
| Are you new? | |
| Are you new to the game? | |
| No, I'm not new to the game, and I'm much better than you. | |
| So, how about this? | |
| How about you stop getting significantly outplayed by the other tank, and you fucking do something? | |
| You're an Orisa. | |
| Against the fucking Sigma. | |
| She's smashing him. | |
| You fucking retard. | |
| I'm actually not gold. | |
| Try platinum. | |
| But the point is that you're not good at the game. | |
| And to be honest, I just started playing this shit literally about a month ago. | |
| Just started playing a month ago, dude. | |
| How long you been playing? | |
| Let me look here. | |
| Let me look at your fucking numbers. | |
| Once a day, just after my steak dinner. | |
| Bro, you've been playing this shit since fucking season one and you still suck. | |
| Shut the fuck up, faggot. | |
| I'm looking at your stats right now, motherfucker. | |
| I've been playing this game since season two. | |
| Shut the fuck up, dude. | |
| You fucking suck, faggot. | |
| I just literally started playing this shit. | |
| You fucking scrub. | |
| And I just started playing mouse and keyboard. | |
| I'm better than you. | |
| You sorry excuse for fuck. | |
| Shut the fuck up, faggot. | |
| Just stop fucking dying and play tank. | |
| How about that, faggot? | |
| You fucking suck. | |
| Tracer, one shot. | |
| Dude, I literally told you there was a tracer to your side. | |
| What'd you do? | |
| You turned around like a retard! | |
| Idiot! | |
| I told you there was a tracer next to you, one shot, and you fucking turned around! | |
| You idiot! | |
| Fucking suck, man! | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| Kids fucking trash This kid's always dead bro Ashes to ashes I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go I Shut the fuck up dude. | |
| You literally fucking suck. | |
| Trish sir behind you guys More weak Okay you'll make it, you'll make it You'll make it Winston. | |
| Winston 1. | |
| Winston 1. | |
| You're finished You're still talking? | |
| Shut the fuck up, faggot! | |
| You know what's funny, bro? | |
| You know what's funny? | |
| I guarantee if I saw a picture of you, you're probably fat with triple chin. | |
| I guarantee you mouth-breathing fuck. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Dr. Circuit's ending is a total reason. | |
| It's time to drink up. | |
| Meet your fate. | |
| I don't understand your generation. | |
| Where's the number of middle? | |
| Where's the middle? | |
| What's your sir? | |
| It's okay, man. | |
| We're gonna carry this sorry fuck on our team. | |
| It's okay. | |
| We're gonna carry this faggot to victory. | |
| Carry us fat ass. | |
| Oh, now I'm talking trash to a man. | |
| We're still carrying him. | |
| Can I do some more damage? | |
| Look at your fucking damage, man. | |
| It's just okay! | |
| Get the D-Van mech, I got a visor! | |
| Reaper coming up, Reaper coming up. | |
| I'm on this D.Va. | |
| Reaper dropping down, Reaper dropping down. | |
| Echo weak, Echo weak. | |
| Reaper in that room on the right. | |
| Reaper running. | |
| He's weak. | |
| I'm on the D.Va. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Time to melt these faggots! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Moira dead? | |
| Get fucking carried now! | |
| Get fucking carried, you fucking faggot! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| We just did your dumb ass a favor! | |
| Giving your sorry ass charity, you fucking faggot! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| You mouth breathing, homosexual, panty wearing on Sundays, been touched by your fucking father and uncle at the same time, fucking no internet having, AOL using, poverty living in a fucking cabin in North Dakota, faggot ass! | |
| Fuck you, bro! | |
| You fucking faggot! | |
| You fucking queer! | |
| Queer get carried! | |
| My fucking back hurts! | |
| My fucking back hurts! | |
| Holy shit These fucking almost can't touch me man I'm the number one trash talker. | |
| This faggot sent me a friend request, Can't wait to decline it. | |
| I'm not carrying a sorry ass. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Toxic Gaming is back, faggots! | |
| It's 2005 in this bitch, and we're talking shit to everybody that's sorry. | |
| If you're sorry, I feel sorry for you, because I'm about to make your fucking life sorry, faggot, for being sorry. | |
| Let's fuck go! | |
| So sweet. | |
| Feeling spry. | |
| Bo Curry goes real nigga game. | |
| Shout out to you, bro. | |
| Okay, Bush goes, is playing Overwatch distracting you from lust? | |
| Genuine question? | |
| Nah. | |
| Well, kind of. | |
| Fuck these hoes. | |
| We're curb stopping these spaggots today. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Over there! | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Yeah, the Zen and the turret turret got me. | |
| We could push up. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Ramatra and Zen. | |
| Ramatra and Zen. | |
| I'm sure... | |
| Zen is in the back. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Ramatra chasing me. | |
| We're weak. | |
| Is Zen dead? | |
| Where's the Sumatra? | |
| You got him? | |
| Okay, good shit. | |
| The fuck? | |
| These kids are so bad. | |
| Pharah weak. | |
| She's half, drop down. | |
| McCree weak on their team too? | |
| He's one shot. | |
| Get fucked, idiot. | |
| D.Va half? | |
| What is this Zen doing? | |
| Fuck! | |
| Zen one shot in the back, man. | |
| Man, he really could fucking one shot, you know. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Step rider. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Barrel, one shot! | |
| I got you, McCream. | |
| I redeemed you. | |
| Fuck that bitch. | |
| Zen one! | |
| Zen one! | |
| Done one. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Bunch armor crew. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| This dead's retarded. | |
| He stays out of position. | |
| Fair on the right. | |
| I'm sure the fair on the right. | |
| I don't see the fair. | |
| Is she on the floor? | |
| Soldier. | |
| Oh, she got melted. | |
| Soldier! Soldier! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| oh shit i don't know how many of us there were Alright, I got a visor. | |
| Can we get D-Vatom X so I can wipe them? | |
| Because they don't have anything really that could stop me. | |
| He might have a transcendence. | |
| Zen might have a transcendence. | |
| Oh, Zen's dead. | |
| Okay, good. | |
| Reaper chasing, Reaper chasing somebody. | |
| Reaper one, Reaper one. | |
| You done it a boy I'm dead I'm dead. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Alright, we won the team fight. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Just reburn here. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'm with you, Junker Queen. | |
| Let's get him What the fuck there breath I gotta lock in. | |
| They'll regret that Ross there any man all the Holy shit! | |
| Bro! | |
| This shit pissing me off, man. | |
| Thanks, Doc. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Where's the Reaper? | |
| He was almost out of X Then one's everyone in the back even This is an idiot Get this Reaper. | |
| He fucking sucks. | |
| Let's go. | |
| That's one, Dennis. | |
| Soldier melted. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Revenge is coming, bitch. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Revenge is here, faggots. | |
| Sigma-1, let's go. | |
| Come here, Reaper. | |
| You fucking faggot. | |
| Dennis. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Hit him with a helix. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Oh, Force Trance. | |
| Back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| Now they're anti-healed. | |
| Is that another last week? | |
| Easy. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Iliots! | |
| Score. | |
| Three to zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| cause Does everyone know the plan? | |
| No. | |
| Find your strength. | |
| We have something needed. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna take the high ground. | |
| I'm gonna play smarter this round. | |
| Fuck these faggots up. | |
| Safety's off. | |
| It's a cruel world out there. | |
| We need a backup when they push us. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, 100%. | |
| But we could probably pressure them from up top. | |
| Alright, unplug my mouth. | |
| Time to fuck them up. | |
| I'm a hinge now, for real. | |
| They got a drunker queen? | |
| Yeah, these kids lost. | |
| They fucking lost. | |
| They got no shield with two hiscans. | |
| Everybody gets fucked. | |
| I'm just gonna keep shooting Helix at these faggots like I'm fucking Hamas. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Zen on the right. | |
| Junker Queen hopping around like the little whore that she is. | |
| Zen one shot in the corner over there. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Junker Queen up top. | |
| She dropped down. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Soldier... | |
| I don't know where he went. | |
| Moira trying to run? | |
| All right, I'm taking high ground again They got a Sigma now Reap on the left. | |
| With Sigma. | |
| Anne's in. | |
| Reaper coming up behind us right now. | |
| Reaper coming up right here. | |
| I'm backing off. | |
| I'm backing off. | |
| I hear Reaper footsteps. | |
| Sigma top left. | |
| Sigma weak. | |
| Sigma weak. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| They might try to come around the right. | |
| Sigma. | |
| Reaper. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| I'm gonna be on a high ground. | |
| Oh shit, they're looking at me. | |
| Reaper. | |
| Reaper up top. | |
| Sigma weak. | |
| Sigma weak? | |
| Reaper got fucked, idiot. | |
| Stupid fuck. | |
| I'm taking Hagron shoot these faggots again Shit Oh Sigma weak. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| He's that mad! | |
| This Sigma's that mad! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Reaper here! | |
| Hand soldier! | |
| Oh fuck! | |
| Yo, they're pulling everything. | |
| Run, run, run, run, run, run, guys! | |
| They literally bum-rushed us on the top. | |
| They're using everything. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| Winnable! | |
| Winnable, winnable, winnable! | |
| Don't die, Ryze! | |
| There we go! | |
| I'm taking Hydra on your fate. | |
| Zidmon's a fucking scrub. | |
| McCree weak. | |
| McCree weak. | |
| He's one HP. Oh shit. | |
| Zen? | |
| Zen is one. | |
| Finish him off. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Soldier one? | |
| Fucking idiot. | |
| Dummy. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Hit me with the rock. | |
| Hit me with the geo dude. | |
| We killed him though. | |
| Oh Widowmaker, Widowmaker, Widowmaker, Watch out. | |
| They lost, they lost. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| We rise, there's fucking no mercy. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Dudes are trash. | |
| You can touch me, you can touch me, you can touch me! | |
| Game over. | |
| Fuck those scrubs. | |
| good shit guys the rape train continues faggots How close are you to a platform? | |
| I think one more game. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm probably playing with two more. | |
| Wait, did I just hear I suck penis? | |
| Because that's all I heard just now. | |
| Is I suck penis. | |
| That's all I heard. | |
| Am I a faggot for that? | |
| Yeah, because there's no brakes on a rape train, faggot. | |
| The beatings will continue How long do you plan to be going tonight? | |
| There's no brakes on a train. | |
| Got some victims. | |
| Battle. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Promise me heaven. | |
| Put me through hell. | |
| Shoes of love. | |
| Got a hold on me. | |
| When passion's a prison, you can't break free. | |
| Oh, you're an audit gun. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, there's nowhere to run. | |
| No one can save me. | |
| The damage is done. | |
| Shots in the heart. | |
| Move, world. | |
| Something has to change. | |
| Stand in to get back! | |
| Take care of each other, Antioch. | |
| One. | |
| Around one. | |
| Action. | |
| And move. | |
| Don't be too reckless out there. | |
| Bad guy. | |
| Joker Queen weak. | |
| Joker Queen. | |
| Joker Queen trying to flank around. | |
| Shit. | |
| We're down one. | |
| McCree weak. | |
| Ash. | |
| Ash one. | |
| Mei being annoyed. | |
| That's a kill. | |
| On a leap, on a one, let's go. | |
| Ass on point Thank you for the rest All right, we locked in now. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| I wasn't in team chat. | |
| Ass going on top. | |
| Ass up top on the building, guys. | |
| Ass up top on the building, guys. | |
| Watch out. | |
| She's trying to shoot on Misty. | |
| She's got her, bitch. | |
| Got her, got her. | |
| It's okay, Mercy. | |
| mercy we got this hit them with the helix on a week Jerker Queen being an annoying bitch. | |
| Jerker Queen weak. | |
| Weak as fuck over there. | |
| A bunch of them weak as fuck. | |
| May weak. | |
| Jerker Queen dead. | |
| Anna. | |
| Got her. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Got you, bro. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| We're gonna hold these faggots in their spawn. | |
| Junker Queen weak on the right. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I got to ult. | |
| I just got to ult. | |
| Back up. | |
| I got to ult. | |
| No need to fucking push this. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Ash hit me once. | |
| Let them commit to a fight. | |
| Let them try to commit to a fight. | |
| Junker Queen is 100% going to use the ult. | |
| Get ready. | |
| Here she comes. | |
| Grass is on me. | |
| I'm shooting her, I'm trying to shoot her. | |
| I don't see her. | |
| I'm trying to shoot her. | |
| Vice oh shit oh Wow, Bob's right there! | |
| I didn't see him over there. | |
| Fuck, they're using everything. | |
| Yeah, Lucio used B too. | |
| They used 3 ult. | |
| I used three alts. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Ash is one. | |
| Ash is one up top. | |
| She dropped down. | |
| She dropped down. | |
| She sucks No All right Ash on the right. | |
| Ash on the right. | |
| Ash up top on the middle. | |
| Fuck. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| I'm on the Joker Queen? | |
| I'm on the Joker Queen! | |
| She's weak! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Next fight, next fight. | |
| Freeze! | |
| Don't move! | |
| Okay, I'm not dying. | |
| Oh, oh, oh! | |
| Oh! Ah! | |
| Ah! | |
| Oh! | |
| Redploying! | |
| Damage intensified. | |
| Made manifest All right, they want this off Watch out. | |
| I'm putting the hill down. | |
| Junker Queen weak. | |
| 87 to ult. | |
| Junker Queen weak. | |
| Junker Queen weak over there. | |
| On a one! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Oh, let's break it. | |
| Do it! | |
| Damn, bro! | |
| Aw, man. | |
| We're better than these scrubs. | |
| We got this. | |
| Yeah, that'll be good, actually. | |
| What's the most crazy thing you've seen as a doctor? | |
| Well, there was one pilot who was lost in time. | |
| Ah, right. | |
| That was an adventure. | |
| Sorry about that. | |
| Don't be. | |
| You were worth it. | |
| Five. | |
| Four. | |
| Three. | |
| Two. | |
| One. | |
| Ground. | |
| Two. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| Let's go. | |
| We got this, guys. | |
| Won a lot of damage down on these idiots. | |
| Joker Queen weak. | |
| Joker Queen can die. | |
| Oh my god back up Lucio one. | |
| Baptiste week. | |
| May week! | |
| May week on point! | |
| Junker queen one! | |
| Mayden! | |
| Good shit! | |
| Oh, there we go! | |
| Now we're punishing that ass! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Bitch! | |
| Good shit, now we're punishing that fucking whore. | |
| I'll take high ground back here, guys. | |
| Call where they're coming from. | |
| I'm powered up. | |
| I'm across the map, so I can't see them that great from over here. | |
| Enemy over here! | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| Don't let the main wall go long. | |
| They got a window, they got a window. | |
| Back up, back up, back up. | |
| They got a window. | |
| No! | |
| What?! | |
| She one-shotted me from across the map, dude, with the window. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Main on point, main on point. | |
| Baptiste, one shot on point. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Lucio, one. | |
| Uh-oh. | |
| It's fucking Mei, man. | |
| Alright, I got a visor. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| You guys ready? | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh no! | |
| Wow. | |
| Yeah, there's a mate right there weighing a wall of soft. | |
| I'm with you more. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'mma bait the wall. | |
| Let's... | |
| Oh! | |
| Junker Queen! | |
| We can kill her! | |
| Junker Queen! | |
| We can kill her! | |
| Come on! | |
| Come on! | |
| Lizard! | |
| Alright, we got three ults on this last one. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Three alts, man. | |
| Three alts. | |
| Alright, come on, guys. | |
| You can combo grab. | |
| Damn. | |
| I'm on point, fuck it. | |
| They haven't outnumbered. | |
| The tank killed me inside. | |
| God damn it, man. | |
| Can we touch it? | |
| Can we touch? | |
| Can we touch? | |
| We gotta touch! | |
| Touch those, touch! | |
| Touch. | |
| Damn, man. | |
| That was one of them, but we just didn't play good on that one. | |
| Also, our Zarya sucks. | |
| I didn't even grab one You're stuck! | |
| Kid sucks. | |
| Alright, I got Needles. | |
| he wants to play? | |
| Fuck is this I don't see him. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| He can play tank. | |
| Alright Needles, you ready to play? | |
| Not be sorry? | |
| Good faggot. | |
| Who's Teen L.A. Queefo? | |
| Who's this? | |
| Too much people. | |
| I gave him the Timberlands. | |
| He's playing Overwatch 1. | |
| This guy thought it was Overwatch 1. | |
| Teen Nito's play. | |
| He's not bad. | |
| Oh, is he with Niko? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think he's his editor. | |
| our cameraman kill mercy I heard kill Mercy. | |
| Yeah, that's Angie. | |
| She's next to me playing. | |
| Don't kill Mercy. | |
| What does she play? | |
| Support? | |
| Yeah, she plays support. | |
| She plays Kiriko, Mercy, and Lucio. | |
| A lot of women play support. | |
| That's all they're good for, bro. | |
| Yeah All right Let's go. | |
| Let's molest these scrubs. | |
| Needles, don't be trash. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Oh, your mic sounds good. | |
| Why does everybody else's mic sound like shit, man? | |
| Yeah, yours sounds like shit too. | |
| Mine? | |
| Alright, does it sound better now? | |
| Turn it up. | |
| Kids also disappoint you. | |
| It's not like terrible but it's it's shit quality He's not good to play bro I Hanzo top! | |
| Hanzo top, man! | |
| Hanzo top, one shy, drop down. | |
| Arrest a week, arrest a week! | |
| Disload. | |
| McCree is in there, weak. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Crickle went nice. | |
| Boasting your damage. | |
| I'm Dainazaita. | |
| I'mma take high ground for next fight. | |
| I never have. | |
| Keep moving, Palo, guys. | |
| Taking up top from behind them. | |
| Whoa, whoa, they got a Widowmaker. | |
| Widowmaker up top here. | |
| Join me in defending the Palo. | |
| I'm here. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm coming back. | |
| Watch out for the McCree up top, guys. | |
| Wow, these kids suck. | |
| They just let me deliver. | |
| What about you idiots? | |
| Ball. | |
| Get McCree coming behind us. | |
| Where? | |
| What's the... | |
| Kariko, behind you one shot! | |
| Oh my god lucky fucks. | |
| Yo, I'm wearing one shot behind us, bro. | |
| These bitches solo ulted me. | |
| You made manifest. | |
| I've seen tough response in your armies. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Watch the... | |
| That warms the bones. | |
| I love my bullets. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I don't want that Widowmaker to get any more kills. | |
| We are stronger together. | |
| I'm on this wall. | |
| McCree? | |
| Swipe me. | |
| These kids have such weird positioning. | |
| I don't know what the fuck they're doing, man. | |
| Wait, I'm a crumb top. | |
| One shot. | |
| Got her. | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* What the? | |
| Where are behind? | |
| On the payload? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| This kid's retarded? | |
| Or Kiriko, sorry I meant to say. | |
| Let's go, let's push this shit. | |
| Ball behind you guys! | |
| Only Kree 1! | |
| Nice and Kree dead. | |
| Good finish! | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| I'm on good shit I've got me Ball asleep. | |
| Heal's on point. | |
| Wow! | |
| Tracer and... | |
| Ball got me. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Oh Ball one behind Oh man, oh there she is Alright, let's go Kariko? | |
| Wow Where one? | |
| Where are you dead? | |
| Stop this I just reached out cart She recalled behind us because she sucks - 'Cause she sucks. | |
| This ball is so fucking annoying man. | |
| We're not reeking mode payload, fuck that idiot. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| Tracer? | |
| These kids are trash. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| I'm ready to initiate self-destruct sequence. | |
| Moggly. | |
| They got a Bastion now too? | |
| No! | |
| Oh, what a season! | |
| Wow! | |
| Holy shit, what a play! | |
| Maga on the right! | |
| Mog on the right. | |
| Blasher one shot, baby. | |
| Bastion, one shot on the left! | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Tracer dead. | |
| Bastion, one shot. | |
| Eucarez, Eucarez. | |
| I got a visor, by the way, guys. | |
| Let's go, let's go, let's go! | |
| Moira dead? | |
| Point, point, point. | |
| Taking high ground, taking high ground. | |
| Move payload, guys. | |
| Take high ground, they come out of spawn, we'll fuck them up. | |
| He ran away, he sucks. | |
| We're running out of time, keep attacking! | |
| We're on point. | |
| Orisa, Orisa coming out. | |
| And Bastion. | |
| Oh, Genji got me, Genji up top, Genji got me up top. | |
| He's the last one. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Now I'm gonna shoot this guy. | |
| Revenge on this fucking faggot. | |
| I'm gonna scout Paddock his ass. | |
| Get fucked, idiot. | |
| Bastion, Bastion, Bastion, Bastion, weak. | |
| Bastion dead. | |
| I'm sure to hit this. | |
| Moira, one shot on their team. | |
| Got him. | |
| Stay up, stay up, stay up, stay up. | |
| Genji on me? | |
| Cause he's mad? | |
| Nice. | |
| What an idiot! | |
| What an idiot! | |
| This Genji's a fucking dumbass! | |
| Stupid fuck! | |
| Score. | |
| 3 for 0. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| We all got 22. | |
| Repair your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Eh. | |
| Shit. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| I just yawned. | |
| That's what faggots do. | |
| Feeling spry? | |
| No yawning alone. | |
| If you knew what Blackwatch was up to, why didn't you stop them? | |
| Alright, let me see what they got. | |
| If they got dive characters, I'm gonna run away. | |
| Let's see what they got. | |
| I see a Moira, I think. | |
| Got Moira. | |
| Myron? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Show here and go to Arisa. | |
| Over here. | |
| Where's Orisa? | |
| Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Looks like they got a Sigma. | |
| Oh, one shot on the... | |
| They got a widow Oh shit Oh I'm about to drop down. | |
| Sigma-1, Sigma-1! | |
| Dropping. | |
| Sigma weak, Sigma weak. | |
| Moira-1, Moira-1, Moira-1! | |
| Murder One, guys! | |
| Murder One! | |
| Turn around, beetles! | |
| You unaware faggot! | |
| Sigma One! | |
| Sigma One! | |
| Good finish! | |
| Let's fucking go So Joe top Oh Oh, they got a Widowmaker. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| They got a Widow. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| That we can fail. | |
| Double. | |
| Who needs healing? | |
| There's no reasonable explanation. | |
| Playing conservative, guys. | |
| They got a Widow. | |
| Widow 1. | |
| Widow 1. | |
| She sucks. | |
| Sigma, one shot. | |
| Melted Soldier one shot From where is one? | |
| Alright, good finish, Rice. | |
| May. | |
| May, one shot. | |
| May, one shot on you. | |
| May, one shot. | |
| Oh, she had to kill her, but she sucks. | |
| Yeah, soldier, you better run, faggot. | |
| Them boys are scared now Shit I'm weak I bind this Warner by Rissa. | |
| Ball, ball, ball coming up towards me. | |
| Whoa, behind you guys, wait. | |
| Meet your fate. | |
| May on the right, may on the right. | |
| Oh, you bladed her. | |
| Moira guys, Moira. | |
| Where I'm ball next you Okay, ball you want a fight you want a fight you fucking faggot don't jump out there stay here stay there Oh shit I'm a hole | |
| I got killed but you can finish him Genji Oh I helixed him right before I died. | |
| Yeah, I'm a 78's advisor. | |
| I'll build it up for this last fight. | |
| Fuck these kids. | |
| Fucking faggots. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Soldier up top and a bachelor too! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Wow! | |
| He solo ulted me! | |
| Back away, back away, back away. | |
| Fuckin' faggot! | |
| Come back with a visor, guys! | |
| Come back with a visor! | |
| Come back with a visor right now! | |
| Shit. | |
| Is this winnable? | |
| Wow This balls a fucking faggot man I Rub some dirt on it Let's go. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Meet your fate. | |
| Fuck you, ball! | |
| Tigers! | |
| Fuck them. | |
| Watch them top left. | |
| Bunch of them top left. | |
| My point. | |
| Bunch of them top left. | |
| Soldier top right. | |
| We're dead. | |
| Closer dead. | |
| I'm on ball. | |
| Bastion dead. | |
| We win this, we win this. | |
| Ball on point. | |
| Fuckball. | |
| People trying to come around the side. | |
| Long point. | |
| I hit him with a Helix. | |
| He's weak. | |
| He's one. | |
| He's Wraithing away because he sucks. | |
| He has no Wraith now. | |
| He has no Wraith now. | |
| Bastion one. | |
| Bastion one. | |
| Good res. | |
| I'm on ball! | |
| Oh shit, Reaper here. | |
| Reaper here chases me. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Where one? | |
| What the? | |
| Let the kitsune guide you! | |
| Surrender to my will! | |
| Reaper's coming up top. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Fucking sorry ass Reaper. | |
| Come on top. | |
| Ah. | |
| Time to full hold these faggots, let's go. | |
| Whoa, up top, up top, there's somebody fall on top. | |
| Reaper, Reaper on the right, weak. | |
| Weak! | |
| Reaper on the right! | |
| Weak! | |
| Reaper one shot! Reaper! Mario one! Mario one! Reaper on the right! | |
| Reaper on the right! | |
| Reeper on the right! | |
| Reeper on the right I need heals. | |
| 91 on all. | |
| 94 on all. | |
| I'm 94. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Playtime! | |
| Ball on me! | |
| I need heals. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| Fuck you, ball! | |
| Fuck you, ball! | |
| The fuck off my shit, bagot! | |
| Reaper's gonna ult! | |
| Get up! | |
| Watch out! | |
| Watch out! | |
| He's won! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Faggots! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| I was in a fucking high ground letting these faggots know what the fuck is up! | |
| This dude trash! | |
| Get the fuck out of here! | |
| He trash! | |
| She's still lost though. | |
| He trash. | |
| That's why he's still lost. | |
| Faggot. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Good shit, Niels. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Shit. | |
| Wow. | |
| Already 5k people watching. | |
| What? | |
| Shit. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| We got 5,000 of y'all ninjas watching right now. | |
| And then we got... | |
| Wow, we got 10,000 plus watching. | |
| Shout out to you guys. | |
| We got 6,000 watching on Twitter. | |
| Like the video ninjas. | |
| And we got 5,000 y'all ninjas on Rumble. | |
| Cool. | |
| Alright. | |
| Time to fuck these faggots up. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Your worth is a hypothesis. | |
| 5, 4, 3, 4, 1, 1. | |
| Objective unlocks in 30 seconds. | |
| Sojourn en route. | |
| Alright, time to fuck these fagots up. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna go take the high ground. | |
| Up on a bridge right now. | |
| They got a Genji. | |
| Oh, they got a Widow. | |
| Shit. | |
| We got it going for you. | |
| Widow gone. | |
| Widow gone. | |
| I'm on point, I'm on point. | |
| Genji weak. | |
| Genji 1 HP. Crooker Queen weak. | |
| God damn, we rise! | |
| Alright, easy clap. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| That's what I like to see. | |
| Keep it moving. | |
| It's okay, it's okay. | |
| I'll be back soon. | |
| I got bridge. | |
| I'm gonna take bridge. | |
| I will get down. | |
| Widowmaker, Widowmaker on the side. | |
| Lucio coming up, Lucio coming up behind us bro. | |
| watch out watch out here they come up top Jump between chasing us with Lucio. | |
| This bitch is really still chasing me. | |
| Ash all the way in the back. | |
| Watch out behind us. | |
| Moira behind you. | |
| She's one shot. | |
| Fuck, bitch! | |
| I got heals over here for you guys! | |
| Jerk and Queen behind you! | |
| Jerk and Queen! | |
| Fuck her up! | |
| Melted. | |
| These kids are getting fucked Let's fucking go he Deals right here for you guys. | |
| Ash weak in the back. | |
| On their car. | |
| With a Kuriko one shot. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Good finish. | |
| 95 to Vizor. | |
| Kuriko. | |
| Get fucked, bitch! | |
| Kariqa on the left, Kariqa- Oh, what?! | |
| We don't have heal, we don't have heal. | |
| I die, I die. | |
| I die, I die. | |
| I die too. | |
| Alright, I got Visor. | |
| I got Visor, we got this. | |
| Just one wipe and we got these fucking faggots. | |
| Me and Mercy are coming back right now. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Push the team and we got this. | |
| I'm with you, I'm with you. | |
| Thanks over behind the wall. | |
| Okay, thanks Gary. | |
| Ash is weak. | |
| Ash is weak. | |
| Come on, point. | |
| Ash, uh, Junker Queen. | |
| I'm on this Junker Queen. | |
| Oh shit, bitch is looking at me. | |
| Oh lord. | |
| There's a bunch of them. | |
| I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Lucio weak in the back. | |
| Lucio in the back over there. | |
| Shit. | |
| Watch out, Junker Queen. | |
| Junker Queen's the last one. | |
| I'm on her. | |
| Joker green? | |
| Oh my god, I killed everybody! | |
| Death spiral. | |
| Let's fucking go, bro. | |
| That warms the bones. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Okay, I'm running. | |
| I'm running. | |
| I'm running. | |
| Ana behind me. | |
| Oh god, dude. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Ana behind us. | |
| She's one shot. | |
| She's one shot. | |
| I'm on this loose here with you, bro. | |
| He's weak now. | |
| Yeah, where you going, boy? | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Bob. | |
| I'm on this, Bob. | |
| He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, I got you. | |
| Went for him right away. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I got heals right here for you guys. | |
| Genji, one on the right. | |
| Genji, one on the right. | |
| Junker Queen, Junker Queen weak, Junker Queen weak. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Easy clap. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Those kids got fucked up. | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| That was a good game, bro. | |
| You did damn well We got plot four Yeah, I'm almost at plat three. | |
| The climb is real, guys. | |
| The rape train continues. | |
| These faggots will continue to get cream-pied Keep working on me and get my shit so while I'm tracking and I never miss Actually, matter of fact, I'm gonna put movement on hard, guys. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Termination. | |
| You're going home in a while. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What can I play? | |
| You're in here, bro. | |
| You're in. | |
| We're searching. | |
| We're here enough I'm not out of the cheese Check out their air support Wait for it Heroes never die You picked the wrong team | |
| Heroes never die I got it I got it That one's confirmed | |
| Heroes never die That man do this on the inscrite You're not the real one Come here will you Come here, will you? | |
| I'm trying to save you. | |
| What was that? | |
| I can't hear you, bro. | |
| Your mic is really low. | |
| What? | |
| Infinite ammo. | |
| You don't have to reload. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| For soldier, it's... | |
| No, no. | |
| For soldier, you have to reload. | |
| McCree, it's infinite ammo. | |
| I know how to I can teach you Thought about these faggots Want a defense? | |
| Alright, cool. - Everything to me to cause. - Sorry, bro. | |
| You count on me, I count on you. | |
| Got a lot of gas, man. | |
| Push your limits. | |
| Nothing breaks that I cannot mend. | |
| You were Ify's favorite character from the Overwatch cartoon. | |
| It made me look like a superhero. | |
| The reality was not as inspiring. | |
| You gave Ify courage when she needed it most. | |
| I am grateful for you, Captain. | |
| Let's see what they got. | |
| What do they got? | |
| Stay away of your knees. | |
| No, Widow? | |
| This Baptiste's hopping up and down like idiots. | |
| He's weak. | |
| Break the ice! | |
| Baptiste being an idiot. | |
| Bug, no hook. | |
| Left side low. | |
| Bug is weak. | |
| Oh no. | |
| They're gonna push off that. | |
| Alright, we need to back up. | |
| Dude, what the fuck, man? | |
| The kids were fucking trash. | |
| Let them just take the point like that, man. | |
| They got it. | |
| They got it. | |
| Just let them have it guys. | |
| Where's this Roadhog? | |
| I hear him. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| McCree weak, McCree weak. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Watch the window. | |
| Don't die to that. | |
| Don't die to that. | |
| one shot hit her with a direct helix Watch out, man. | |
| We can't beat your fate. | |
| Brinko one behind you. | |
| Roadhog, roadhog, roadhog, roadhog, roadhog. | |
| Roadhog, one shot. | |
| Kill this crap buck. | |
| Hey, yeah. | |
| I got visor. | |
| I'm taking high ground in the back. | |
| I got visor. | |
| What else do we got? | |
| We got, uh... | |
| Alright, we just got a white visor. | |
| Alright, I got it for next fight. | |
| Play back a bit guys Shit I May week, May week! | |
| This Baptiste is weak too! | |
| Idiot Baptiste! | |
| McCree one! | |
| Melted! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Come here fat boy! | |
| Come here boy! | |
| Come here boy! | |
| Come here! | |
| That immortality field ain't gonna save you from this death, faggot! | |
| We're the half-tag. | |
| Careful. | |
| Here, here, here. | |
| Get back. | |
| I'm taking high ground again. | |
| Disrupting! | |
| Watch the window! | |
| Watch the window! | |
| Back up! | |
| - They got... | |
| - Surrender to my will. | |
| - Biotic healing ready for you. | |
| - Hand-checking, affirmative. | |
| - I'm at the high-level level here. - I'm at the high-level level here. - Enemy over there. - I need to reach your fate. | |
| - You're so- - Oh boy! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Get fucked, kids! | |
| Where's that Baptiste? | |
| You fucking pussy! | |
| You better run, faggot! | |
| Oh, good shit! | |
| He chased that nigger down! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Chase that fucking nigger down! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Shit, back up, back up, back up! | |
| Zarya won! | |
| Zarya won! | |
| Get melted, bitch! | |
| It's go time. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| We fucking him up anyway, let's go! | |
| Back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| I got visor, there's no need. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| Fuck, I'm popping visor. | |
| Ain't nobody dying, let's go. | |
| Popping visor, fuck you. | |
| Fuck you, bitch. | |
| Oh, you goddamn thing, you die. | |
| Oh shit, run, run, run. | |
| I'm back, back, back. | |
| Makri died. | |
| Makri got fucked! | |
| Faggot. | |
| We're really hoping he's scum's in their spawn. | |
| Oh, that's the artist's charge, man. | |
| Go back! | |
| Back up, back up, Needles! | |
| Don't let our Needles die! | |
| Run, run, run, run! | |
| Run, run, run, run. | |
| Yeah, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| Fuck this! | |
| Baptiste get fucked! | |
| Oh, Reaper on me! | |
| Oh, Lord! | |
| I'm about to die, I'm about to die! | |
| Please help me! | |
| No, I'm not, no, I'm not! | |
| Fuck you, Reaper! | |
| Run, bitch! | |
| Yeah, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| I'm alive. | |
| Reaper, I won. | |
| Reaper 1! | |
| Zarya 1! | |
| Bitch! | |
| Nice test job. | |
| I'm with you more. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Get out of there. | |
| Get out of there. | |
| They want you dead. | |
| Immortality field, back up! | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Ain't nobody died today! | |
| Reaper Week! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| These kids are trash! | |
| Fucking faggots! | |
| These kids are getting fucking green-pied! | |
| The beaties will fucking continue! | |
| You fucking faggots! | |
| I'm out here like boners through grey sweatpants! | |
| We are fucking these dickheads in the fucking butthole like a butt-sex in 1985 in a fucking bathtub by Jeffrey Dahmer! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Bro, what the fuck are you saying? | |
| These dudes are getting fucked up. | |
| The beatings will fucking continue, faggots. | |
| We are the most entertaining Overwatch streamers. | |
| Everybody else is boring. | |
| Let's keep it a thousand. | |
| You guys are tired of watching these fucking pro Overwatch players that say gay shit like, good game, after it. | |
| Fuck that shit. | |
| I don't say good game. | |
| I say, good job, because you fucking suck, faggot. | |
| Get back to the drawing board. | |
| You will keep going molested. | |
| No good sportsmanship over here. | |
| Hail Fiddler, faggots! | |
| Hail Fiddler, faggots! | |
| We talk shit about fat people, we talk shit about faggots, we talk shit about gay people, we talk shit about niggers, we talk shit about everybody out here. | |
| We're fucking out here, baby! | |
| Talk shit about Mexicans, A-Rabs! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| W racism! | |
| Look at these fackers! | |
| They're playing the point because they're so fucking scared! | |
| We got these motherfuckers scared! | |
| Let's get the- Oh! | |
| Sombra right here! | |
| Sombra right here! | |
| Sombra dead! | |
| Stupid! | |
| Stupid! | |
| Remarcer weak! | |
| Remotra dead. | |
| Bastion dead. | |
| Bitch. | |
| Where you going? | |
| Where you going, bitch? | |
| Get hit with that helix. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Hand you a helix is like you're a fucking Jew in Israel. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go, fam. | |
| Let's go, flames. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Poke your head out, Zen. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Alright, I ain't gonna lie. | |
| They fucked us up, but we got the point. | |
| It don't matter. | |
| He trashed though, we fucked him up. | |
| Still got some fight in me. | |
| Good to see you. | |
| They got a doom nigger now. | |
| Why are they getting ready for you? | |
| Just keep it moving. | |
| *gunshot* *gunshot* Doofus is going to feed because he sucks. | |
| What? | |
| I can do what It's go time do niggers Doomnigger! | |
| Doomnigger on the right! | |
| Doomnigger on the right! | |
| Doomnigger! | |
| Hit him with a helix! | |
| He's trying to punch me in the face! | |
| One shot, Doomnigger! | |
| One shot, Doomnigger! | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| You stupid African booty scratcher! | |
| Push up! | |
| Let's continue to punish them in their spawn! | |
| Come here, Sam, you fucking faggot! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Let's go punish them! | |
| I'm in their spawn! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm at the front door like dominoes! | |
| Let's go, faggots! | |
| Yeah, let's go! | |
| Punish them! | |
| Dudes are fucking garbage! | |
| We were literally at their front fucking door like they were laid on their bills! | |
| I'm the bill collector! | |
| And rents is too, bitch! | |
| Good shit, Needles. | |
| The babies will continue! | |
| What the hell? | |
| Shit. | |
| Wait, why won't I let you fucking come in here? | |
| Thank you. | |
| Because we, I guess there's too many, but you can swap me. | |
| Can you give me the captain? | |
| Can you give me the captain? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'll give it back. | |
| Yeah This is even ammo | |
| Two, one. | |
| fight so it's more of every soldier needs a car I just have all the heroes Yeah. | |
| Oh, this is good. | |
| Like a show already now. | |
| It's go time. | |
| You can't beat me. | |
| I don't understand. | |
| It's go time. | |
| I'm a man to go mission. | |
| Stay out of my way. | |
| Not good enough. | |
| Spentrider. | |
| Alright. | |
| We got some new victims. | |
| I hope you guys are enjoying this stream, because I'll tell you this. | |
| This is Toxic Nigga Gaming. | |
| Welcome to Toxic Nigga Gaming, where we talk shit over here. | |
| We keep it real as if we're gaming in 2005. | |
| No fucking safe words. | |
| No this, oh, let's be nice and safe that's gay. | |
| We talk all kinds of shit. | |
| Because these niggas on another team are about to get fucked. | |
| And I'll show you guys right now. | |
| You guys are about to get touched. | |
| Hold on, I gotta make it all caps. | |
| There we go. | |
| A sip for the parched? | |
| Helping those in need is its own reward. | |
| There we go. | |
| They're about to get fucking touched. | |
| Matter of fact. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| Escort the payload. | |
| Zen, one. | |
| Get melted, faggot. | |
| One dead. | |
| Junkrat, Junkrat above. | |
| Oh, Sombra behind me! | |
| Sombra, Sombra, Sombra, sure you guys, Sombra, sure you guys. | |
| Bitch ran. | |
| Because she sucks. | |
| Good kill, good kill, good kill. | |
| Sigma? | |
| Sigma weak? | |
| with them? | |
| Ana, Ana weak as fuck. | |
| Got her. | |
| Yeah, we got it. | |
| We got it. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| Yeah, I'm with you. | |
| I'm with you, Flame. | |
| I'm with you, Flame. | |
| I'm on the soldier. | |
| Got him. | |
| Get fucked, idiot. | |
| You thought you was a one-on-one? | |
| We don't play fair. | |
| We're black. | |
| Come on, faggot. | |
| It's always more than one. | |
| Watch out Sombra, Sombra, Sombra, help out. | |
| Oh shit, sorry here! | |
| I need help, I'm about to die, fuck. | |
| Oh, we got the payload. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| I rub some girls. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Hello. | |
| Be nourished. | |
| Soldier. | |
| Soldier, idiot. | |
| One shot over there. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Enemy here. | |
| I surrender to my realm. | |
| Zarya! | |
| Zarya, she's trying to run. | |
| She's trying to run, but she ain't getting away. | |
| Come here, bitch. | |
| I'm shooting that bubble because you're going to die anyway, bitch. | |
| One shot on her. | |
| Let's go! | |
| The touching will continue. | |
| Where's he at? | |
| I don't even think I need to. | |
| These kids suck. | |
| But I'm gonna go anyway. | |
| I'm taking, I'm taking, I'm taking. | |
| I'm high ground right now. | |
| I'm high ground right now. | |
| I'm over here on the other side, guys. | |
| Oh, watch out. | |
| D.Va, D.Va, help our sojourn. | |
| Help us. | |
| Get down. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Who needs healing? | |
| Waleel Uwedik. | |
| Let's stop fire! | |
| Oh man. | |
| Activating self-destruct secrets. | |
| Hey. | |
| Come on now. | |
| Nice! | |
| Die waren mech. | |
| Die waren mech. | |
| D.Va out of mech. | |
| Baby D.Va melted. | |
| Push payload, faggots. | |
| I know you guys want to continue putting their buttholes, but we gotta win the game. | |
| Oh, I'm taking higher ground. | |
| Whoa, Sombra, kill this fucking Mexican whore. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Push that payload. | |
| Push the payload, Mercy. | |
| Don't worry about me. | |
| Push the payload. | |
| These niggas are trash. | |
| I'm about to shoot down on them like it's fucking... | |
| I'm on the D.Va. | |
| I'm on a diva. | |
| I got a heal pad right here. | |
| Diva's melting. | |
| Don't worry, mercy is on it. | |
| Soldier weak over there. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Soldier get fucked! | |
| Soldier get fucking touched you faggot! | |
| These kids suck, get fucked! | |
| D.Va's about to be out of mech. | |
| Ana one shot. | |
| Ana one. | |
| This is fucking embarrassing for these scrubs. | |
| Oh, you got us in your sights, huh? | |
| Alright, faggot. | |
| I'm about to show you what time it is right now. | |
| It's time to fuck you up, faggots! | |
| Soldier 1? | |
| Yeah, get a fucked idiot. | |
| Fit you on the Spanish for what? | |
| So she can die and get smashed? | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Diva missed her jump because she sucks. | |
| I'm just shooting this bitch. | |
| Give us about to be automatic More what's up? | |
| Where? | |
| Moira, one shot. | |
| Summer dead. | |
| Get the fuck out of here, faggots! | |
| These kids are getting destroyed! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| The beaties will continue! | |
| Get fucking molested, faggots! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| I'm out here like bonus through grey sweatpants! | |
| All that's happening to these faggots is this. | |
| You niggas know what's going on right now? | |
| The crash is crazy. | |
| Switching sides. Switching sides. | |
| Did I even die one time? | |
| One time! | |
| These dudes are trash! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Dudes are getting touched! | |
| Matter of fact, you know what? | |
| Hold on, I'm about to put this shit on fucking speaker for you faggots. | |
| I'll see this matter resolved. | |
| Good to see you. | |
| That's all that's going on right now! | |
| Touch of these faggots! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| *Dramatic music* They got a Kareko? | |
| D.Va's really trying to run into us? | |
| Stupid, you missed us! | |
| Get fucked, bitch! | |
| This D.Va sucks! | |
| Tracer, Tracer! | |
| I don't even need the high ground for you sorry ass niggas. | |
| Kariko weak. | |
| Kariko weak. | |
| Shit. | |
| Yo, Ash. | |
| Ash come towards you guys. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Watch out for Ash. | |
| Ash. | |
| Ash. | |
| Get fucked, Ash. | |
| Get fucked, whore. | |
| I'm taking the high ground on these spagots. | |
| I'm over here playing fucking Gunther on these whores. | |
| Telling me telling them they're gonna touched Arisa weaker of the week She got an immortality field, and she's still about to die! | |
| Get fucked, Orr! | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Fitching me with the dynamite! | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| All right, I rub some dirt on it Let's go. | |
| Alright. | |
| Four of us are here. | |
| Four of us are here. | |
| Arisa weak! | |
| Zen melted! | |
| Tracer behind us. | |
| That's his weak, man. | |
| Baptiste's weak! | |
| Quick finish! | |
| Arisa, one! | |
| Tracer! | |
| Bitch Me verse two of them Fuck! | |
| Three of them. | |
| Four actually. | |
| Alright, I got Vajor. | |
| I'm taking Hygron. | |
| I'm about to fuck these faggots up. | |
| Let's go. | |
| They're about to get touched. | |
| Ash up top. | |
| Ash on top? | |
| By the bars, look from the back, guys. | |
| Bro, what the fuck? | |
| Zen, one shot. | |
| Zen, one shot. | |
| Then one shot Shit Oh, that wasn't good. | |
| That was stupid of me. | |
| I didn't know where they were. | |
| I just visored. | |
| I got too excited. | |
| This sorry-ass Ashe. | |
| Alright, we hold them at this corner, guys. | |
| We hold them at this corner. | |
| Watch out, Needles. | |
| I'm helping you out here. | |
| I'm waiting for healers. | |
| Don't die. | |
| Ash above you, Needles. | |
| Ash above, guys. | |
| Ash above. | |
| Ash one. | |
| Ash one over there. | |
| Ash dead. | |
| Fuck. | |
| That track cannot point, though! | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| This Orissa's really gonna chase me? | |
| Okay. | |
| Get down, Mara. | |
| Get down, I can't kill you. | |
| Zen in the back. | |
| Zen in the back. | |
| backs then in the back over there Arisa one I'm on this Baptiste. | |
| Baptiste's weak. | |
| That's this one in the back I'm running I'm running I'm running Ash on me up top! | |
| Ash one shot up top! | |
| Good finish, Hunter! | |
| Where are these faggots, man? | |
| Arisa? | |
| Arisa weak! | |
| Fuck you, Tracer! | |
| Yup! | |
| Back up, faggots. | |
| This our shit now. | |
| Back up, Ryze. | |
| I got the high ground above. | |
| Someone's trying to come on the left-hand side. | |
| I don't know who it is. | |
| I'm gonna be a nuisance for these faggots on the high ground. | |
| Tracer on the left! | |
| Tracer on the left! | |
| Bastion! | |
| All of them coming left! | |
| All of them coming left! | |
| Back up! | |
| Here they come! | |
| Fuck! | |
| They're top left, bro! | |
| They're top left! | |
| Needles, can you back? | |
| Come back! | |
| I got stuck, man! | |
| I should've just got around the point. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Fuck! | |
| We fucked up on that last play. | |
| We rise died and then I died. | |
| We fucked up. | |
| Yeah, my bad. | |
| I can't burst my shift. | |
| My bad, my bad. | |
| We just full hold them, bro. | |
| We did it before. | |
| We can full hold them. | |
| They barely got on the first one, man. | |
| This faggot said, touched. | |
| Okay, Roez, I'm about to fuck you up, faggot. | |
| This Roez kid fucking said, touched. | |
| I will carry it back. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Alright, I'm about to fuck these kids up now. | |
| We got a full minute over them. | |
| They suck. | |
| I'm locked in now. | |
| now I'm about to fuck them up. | |
| Dude, you're pushing me off, faggot. | |
| Five, four, three, Dude, dude, you pushed me off the fucking hacker. | |
| Tracer Arisa's already weak as fuck Stupid ass bitch. | |
| Ash is dead because she sucks. | |
| Tracer? | |
| Tracer? | |
| Tracer, that's a good call. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Ash on top. | |
| Ash on top. | |
| scrub Orisa weak. | |
| Orisa weak already. | |
| Orisa one. | |
| Damn it. | |
| Setting up best. | |
| Ash is looking at me. | |
| Orisa one shot on the left. | |
| Orisa died. | |
| I need help. | |
| Ash. | |
| Ash weak. | |
| Ash weak on the left. | |
| Yeah, I need help. | |
| Ash one shot. | |
| Ash one shot below, guys. | |
| Ash and Zen. | |
| And Baptiste. | |
| Focusing the Baptiste They use the window cuz they're so pissed off it's go to Arisa on the left. | |
| Arisa on the left. | |
| Ah, force of transcendence. | |
| Back up, guys. | |
| Back up, back up, back up. | |
| I'm about to have a visor. | |
| Nobody die. | |
| Nobody die. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Baptiste is weak. | |
| He has to use the immortality field because he fucking sucks. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| I'm about to pop me here in a second. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Pop this shit. | |
| Oh shit Bob! | |
| Arisa won! | |
| It's uh- Oh shit! | |
| Zen and Ash, Zen and Ash! | |
| You got it, you got it! | |
| Tracer on here too! | |
| Shit, there's three of them on- Fuck! | |
| Literally three of them, man! | |
| Stay up, stay up, stay up! | |
| That one! | |
| Me and Mercy are coming back, guys. | |
| Shit. | |
| I need heals, I'm about to die. | |
| Fuck, bro. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Mercy, go back, go back, go back. | |
| Don't die, don't die. | |
| Fuck we're gonna be staggered Alright, I'm taking hydronvers I'm taking Hagron up top. | |
| I'm gonna make sure this Ashe don't get it. | |
| Guys, if there's an Ashe up top, shoot at that bitch, or else she's gonna make your guys life a living hell. | |
| Alright, she is up here. | |
| I'm shooting her. | |
| Bitch is one. | |
| Got her! | |
| This is my high ground, bitch. | |
| Ball coming at me. | |
| Ball, ball, ball weak. | |
| Ball weak. | |
| I think he was on point. | |
| He was on point. | |
| Zen weak. | |
| Zen weak. | |
| Zen weak in the back. | |
| Ball weak. | |
| Ball weak. | |
| Go on, go on, go on, go on. | |
| Where are you? | |
| Meet your fate. | |
| Tracer Leak, man! | |
| Zen-1! | |
| Zen-1 on payload! | |
| Ash-1! | |
| I'm on the Moira! | |
| I'm on the Moira, man! | |
| Got her! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Big play! | |
| What's up, bitch? | |
| Ball! | |
| Just ball! | |
| Just ball! | |
| Fuck him up! | |
| Shooting the specker from up top like I'm Steven Paddock! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Good hold, faggots! | |
| These dudes are about to get touched! | |
| Here we go. | |
| Dudes are getting fucked up. | |
| We got 7,000 young ninjas watching by the way. | |
| We got 7,000 young ninjas watching. | |
| We got 7,000 young ninjas watching. | |
| We got 7,000 ninjas watching. | |
| We got 7,000 ninjas watching. | |
| You know what timing is guys. | |
| 10 seconds to fuck these baggots up. | |
| So let's go. | |
| I'm on the Arisa. | |
| I'm shooting this Orisa. | |
| Our diva needs help. | |
| There's a soldier up there. | |
| A bunch of them up there. | |
| Soldier one shot up there Soldier week Everyone heal up Soldier weak up there? | |
| Soldier melted. | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm the real soldier, faggot! | |
| Zen up there, Zen up there. | |
| They're gonna have to drop down at some point, these scrubs. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Hellbar! | |
| Good shit, good shit! | |
| Whoa, shit! | |
| Fuck. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Fuck, dude. | |
| It's okay, we killed a bunch of them so much. | |
| Good shit, good shit, we rise. | |
| We ain't getting your comeback right now. | |
| Good shit, rise, god damn! | |
| Nigga, I'm melting it. | |
| Why are we trying to come in? | |
| Soldier trying to come in? | |
| Put some damage on Moira? | |
| Bitch, fuck up! | |
| I'm shooting him from an off angle, shooting him from an off angle! | |
| Soldier on the left! | |
| The beaters will continue on these faggots! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Get the fuck outta here! | |
| Alright, three on point, we win this, we win this, three on point! | |
| You know what, fuck it! | |
| The beaters will continue! | |
| Let's go, Ryze! | |
| Let's go, these niggas are trash! | |
| We're here? | |
| We're on one! | |
| We're on one on point! | |
| We're on one on point! | |
| Good shit! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| The beaters will continue! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Get touched you faggots! | |
| I'm a P.O. 56! | |
| Play of the game. | |
| Hey, you know what time it is! | |
| I'm the captain now, faggots! | |
| I'm on the high ground on these sorry-ass niggas! | |
| This is more of a trash. | |
| Get fucked, whore! | |
| And then I got high ground. | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm Steven Paddock, showing these faggots. | |
| Yeah! | |
| And I got a high ground with me. | |
| Where you going? | |
| You leaving? | |
| No, we gotta have sex later. | |
| Yeah, right. | |
| Hey, hey, hey. | |
| What the faggots? | |
| Yo! | |
| Yo. | |
| What? | |
| I'm womanizing right now. | |
| Serious, faggot. | |
| Stay. | |
| Stay. | |
| I have what? | |
| Do you want a tea? | |
| Yeah, let me get a tea, please. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Y'all saw it, Angie, obviously. | |
| She, a little fun fact, she stayed an extra day. | |
| She was supposed to leave to go see family. | |
| She was supposed to go leave, but she stayed an extra day because she was a huge fan of Candace. | |
| So she got to see... | |
| She met Candace? | |
| Yeah, she stayed back to see Candace. | |
| She's a huge fan of Candace Owens. | |
| That's cool. | |
| Yeah. | |
| She went downstairs, got her and all that stuff. | |
| Nice segue. | |
| Nah, Angie's a good girl, man. | |
| Fuck the haters. | |
| Dudes will try to do anything to try to discredit somebody, you know what I mean? | |
| Fucking faggots. | |
| They always talk shit, bro. | |
| Ah, yeah, man. | |
| Half these niggas don't even get girls. | |
| Talk as shit. | |
| That's what maggots do. | |
| Someone said, Angie looks depressed. | |
| No, guys, she's just really tired. | |
| She's jet-lined. | |
| She went to Oregon with her grandpa. | |
| She came back, helped me out, and then she's gonna go see family again tomorrow. | |
| But stay close to me, and we might manage it anyway. | |
| Alright, let's fuck these faggots up. | |
| *ahem* *ahem* Fuck. | |
| Five. Four. Three. Two. | |
| One. | |
| The Venus will continue. | |
| *ahem* Yo, what's our record now, by the way? | |
| Alright, I'm over here. | |
| Doomdigger, they got a Doomdigger on their team. | |
| Oh shit, he chasing me. | |
| Doom nigger coming after me. | |
| He's chasing you too. | |
| Doom nigger 1. | |
| Doom nigger 1. | |
| He's an idiot by the bus. | |
| Reaper 2. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Fuck. | |
| That's this week Doom nigger chasing me Fucking scrub. | |
| This dude really trying to... | |
| Let's kill him. | |
| Let's kill him. | |
| Don't kill this dumbass The enemy has taken the lead People weak Creeper dead. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Who's left alive? | |
| There's a tracer, a tracer. | |
| Tracer one. | |
| Tracer one, Tracer one. | |
| Recall, recall. | |
| One shot on her. | |
| No recall. | |
| Good fuck, stupid. | |
| Reapers on the left. | |
| I'm with you, I'm with you. | |
| This Reaper sucks. | |
| Do him, nigger. | |
| Do him nigger in the back. | |
| I got you, Ryze. | |
| I got you. | |
| Come back, come back. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I know, I know. | |
| Dude, I'm just cover firing you, man. | |
| Do him, faggot. | |
| Do him, faggot. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| What the... | |
| Tracer. | |
| She recalled. | |
| Tracer recalled. | |
| Doomnaker! | |
| Doomnaker! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| He really wants to be dead! | |
| He really wants to be dead! | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Oh Reaper the robots and enemy hands fucking faggots Oh I got Visor for next fight, man. | |
| I got Visor for next fight. | |
| Fuck these kids. | |
| My ultimate ability is charging. | |
| They're pulling ahead. | |
| We have to meet their push and stop it. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Kill this dumbass reaper. | |
| One shot. | |
| Okay. | |
| Rusty on niggas dying. | |
| Let's go. | |
| You ain't. | |
| Doom nigger. | |
| Doom nigger. | |
| Get fucked, idiot. | |
| Another nigger. | |
| He's dead too. | |
| Let's go. | |
| The blacks are dead. | |
| The blacks are dead. | |
| We got this shit. | |
| Who's left? | |
| Yeah, you better run, Tracer, you fucking whore. | |
| I hear Reaper. | |
| I don't know where he at, though. | |
| Yep, I see him. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Reaper and Tracer behind you guys. | |
| Reaper and Tracer. | |
| Oh shit, you guys really rest me. | |
| I'm on this Reaper! | |
| I'm on this Reaper! | |
| Reaper weak! | |
| Reaper one! | |
| Reaper one! | |
| Got him! | |
| Do him nigger! | |
| Do him nigger jumping down! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Luckiest pulse bomb. | |
| All good, all good. | |
| It's fine. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| Yo, be careful Moira and Flame. | |
| Guys, you're by yourself. | |
| Alright, I'm with you now. | |
| Reaper, Reaper, Reaper! | |
| Take an off angle. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| You didn't tell us about that! | |
| Doomnigger dead! | |
| Reaper, Reaper, Reaper, and Lucio, Reaper, and Lucio! | |
| Reaper, Reaper, one shot! | |
| Reaper, one shot in the corner! | |
| You got him! | |
| Ah, it's just me and Flame over here guys pushing this robot. | |
| Try to get here, quick. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Get fucked, Tracer! | |
| Doom nigger, Doom nigger, Doom nigger! | |
| Thanks. | |
| Oh! | |
| Don't kill anybody! | |
| Oh, what the fuck! | |
| Reaper, Reaper! | |
| God damn it, man! | |
| So fucking bad! | |
| Holy shit! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Don't miss, don't miss! | |
| I think we keep up, hold up. | |
| Zen is weak. | |
| Reaper, Reaper, Reaper, Reaper 1. | |
| Tracer 1. | |
| Zen weak. | |
| Doom nigga running because he sucks. | |
| Good finish on the Zen. | |
| Lucio low. | |
| Dead. | |
| Dude, we kill them way more than they kill us, bro. | |
| I don't know how the fuck they keep moving this shit. | |
| They suck. | |
| I'm dying first. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Yo, just stay as a team. | |
| Just stay as a team. | |
| Just stay as a team. | |
| Watch the flank. | |
| Stay as a team. | |
| I hear Reaper already. | |
| I hear his big ass footsteps. | |
| Zen out of position! | |
| We get him! | |
| Oh, Reaper here! | |
| No! | |
| Oh, fuck! | |
| The barrels are smoking! | |
| They're hiding there the whole time. | |
| We got it, we got it! | |
| We got it, we got it. | |
| I've seen her response. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| Everyone follow me. | |
| Tracer dead. | |
| Just die. | |
| I'm coming back, I'm coming back. | |
| I killed the Tracer, but... | |
| Is it Doomfist somewhere? | |
| Reaper tried to chase me? | |
| Reaper? | |
| Reaper over here? | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Dufus could die, Dufus could die because he's a fucking idiot! | |
| Zen is weak too! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Meteor strike Strip right Creeper Got him Doop digger Tracer Yeah Yeah, yeah, I'm switching guys I can't get away with this | |
| I offer something new Checking in Tracer, Tracer, Tracer. | |
| Tracer one Okay Back up, guys. | |
| Oh, Reaper. | |
| Reaper on the right. | |
| Reaper on the right. | |
| One shot. | |
| Kill that Reaper. | |
| Don't let him live. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Die. | |
| Die. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| It ain't gonna do nothing. | |
| God, that's gross. | |
| Alright, I got a visor. | |
| What else we got? | |
| We gotta stop America's. | |
| What the? | |
| They're behind us! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Fuck these kids! | |
| Reaper's dying. | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Doomnigger! | |
| Chase him down, Ryze! | |
| Chase him down! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Tracer running, little bitch! | |
| Push payload! | |
| Push payload! | |
| I'm with you, flame! | |
| I'm with you, flame! | |
| All right, we backed up. | |
| We backed up. | |
| 60 seconds. | |
| Do him, nigger. | |
| Weakening him. | |
| Point, point, point. | |
| Point? | |
| Well, I'm looking. | |
| I'm looking. | |
| No! | |
| It's fine. | |
| Bitch went right to stick me. | |
| Don't let this... | |
| Oh, no, bro. | |
| You guys are dead. | |
| Enemy has the robot. | |
| Initiate search and rescue. | |
| Thirty seconds remaining. | |
| Reaper chasing me with Doomfaggot. | |
| Reforming you. | |
| Or not? | |
| Reaver in the weight room over here, guys! | |
| Doom is weak! | |
| Doom is weak! | |
| Tracer behind. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Fuck. | |
| We need a standpoint. | |
| Yeah, we need a standpoint. | |
| Reaper dead. | |
| Doomfist one. | |
| Doomfist one. | |
| Res. | |
| Res if you can. | |
| Zen, Zen, Zen. | |
| Stand point. | |
| Zen dead. | |
| Stand point. | |
| Got her. | |
| Don't thank it! | |
| I'm on! | |
| Whoa! | |
| Lucio trying to bounce us off! | |
| I'm dead! | |
| Fucking Reaper, man! | |
| I'm here, Tracer! | |
| I'm here! | |
| They'll recover. | |
| Me and Mercer, come back if you guys can stay alive! | |
| Oh fuck. | |
| - Oh fuck. - We both recapped the robot and immediately. - It's all good guys. | |
| That was a good effort. | |
| That's a shitty map, bro. | |
| I ain't gonna lie. | |
| That's a shitty map. | |
| Fuck that kid. | |
| That was their best character, this Matt kid. | |
| He carried them Hey, oh, I'm getting off I'm so fucking tired bro. | |
| All right, no worries - Yes. | |
| Yo, good games, bro. | |
| We fucking climbed so hard. | |
| Yeah, man. | |
| We went 30-6, man. | |
| Oh, is that the record? | |
| We went 30-6? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Nice. | |
| Pretty good. | |
| Alright, GG's, guys. | |
| Alright, bro. | |
| I'm down to play whenever, bro. | |
| Yeah, I'll play tomorrow. | |
| Bye-bye. | |
| But you're still a faggot, though. | |
| Alright, bro. | |
| Later, bro. | |
| Alright, man. | |
| Are you guys ready to continue the rape train, or are you guys tired too? | |
| Oh fuck it, keep going. | |
| Uh, I got one more and then I'm gonna go to bed. | |
| Alright. | |
| Here, can you put this on the sign so it doesn't, like, fuck with the map? | |
| Or, like, yeah, can I get, like, a coaster or something? | |
| Oh, okay, that works. | |
| I'll lock it over if I put it there. | |
| Pick your roll, needles, you fag. | |
| Come to rest. | |
| Come to rest. | |
| Come back tomorrow. | |
| We're going to do young dog, okay? | |
| Yeah, Young Dolph, that's what the people want? | |
| Alright guys, FedReacts is gonna be Young Dolph. | |
| Yo, why don't you guys pick your roles? | |
| White pants? | |
| Oh, you gotta wake up early. | |
| That's why you're going. | |
| Okay. | |
| My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. | |
| Had the baby shower fag. | |
| On Sunday. | |
| Alright. | |
| Take an Uber home. | |
| Now you can't walk. | |
| You can't walk. | |
| Take an Uber. | |
| That's a direct order. | |
| I'm serious. | |
| I'm gonna want you to order it right here. | |
| It's fucking one in the morning. | |
| Shout out to all the haters that hate on Angie Fletcher. | |
| Angie, fuck you faggots. | |
| She showed Candace Owens the best hospitality ever. | |
| You guys were talking for a bit. | |
| What'd you guys talk about? | |
| Oh, actually, tell them real quick what you got. | |
| Yeah, tell them what you were able to- Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Yeah, tell them about the documentary. | |
| They've been asking for it for a while. | |
| So Ken Zones has a documentary that's like a direct response on the, um, Steven Avery making a murder on Netflix. | |
| She has a direct response, so I asked her if we could borrow hers to do a Stephen Avery case of reactions. | |
| I do not fight for myself. | |
| So we won't get here with the copyright. | |
| We want to react to the next one. | |
| Here you guys go. | |
| Here, order the uber homo. | |
| Let me see it. | |
| You can't leave unless I see it. | |
| Alright, uh... | |
| Arisa leek! | |
| I'm running, I'm running! | |
| I'm running! | |
| Arisa we Carissa one shot First a week Baptiste, Baptiste, one shot, Baptiste, one shot! | |
| Soldier on the right, Wahanto. | |
| Alright, I'm backing up. | |
| Okay, this Arisa's gonna chase me? | |
| You're bad? | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| I shouldn't have went that way. | |
| Alright, I'm 92 the Visor. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| Arista Weak! | |
| Arista Weak! | |
| Soldier One! | |
| Arista One! | |
| Brissa dead. | |
| Watch my six. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Don't play too aggressive guys. | |
| D.Va, D.Va, D.Va, D.Va now. | |
| She's coming down the middle. | |
| Coming down the middle. | |
| Back up back up back up D.Va on the left. | |
| D.Va on the left. | |
| D.Va on the middle. | |
| Soldier and Hanzo. | |
| Weakened them. | |
| Weakened them. | |
| Moira weak on their team. | |
| Baptiste won. | |
| Dead. | |
| D.Va, get the... | |
| Dead. | |
| Good shit good shit Hans a week over there Watch out, Needles. | |
| Back up, back up, back up. | |
| I put a heel down for you. | |
| Live, live, live. | |
| Good, good, good. | |
| Soldier. | |
| Back up a bit. | |
| Back up, back up, back up. | |
| Moira's trying to come on point. | |
| She's weak. | |
| She ran away. | |
| It's Hanzo right. | |
| Hanzo right. | |
| One shot on her. | |
| Get fucked, idiot. | |
| Stupid fuck. | |
| Good luck, lad. | |
| Nigga, bro. | |
| Bring a bow and arrow to a gunfight, stupid faggot. | |
| Heels down right here, guys. | |
| Heels right here. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| Back up. | |
| They got a Ramacha. | |
| Back up. | |
| They got a Ramacha now. | |
| They're Ramacha weak. | |
| They're Ramacha weak. | |
| Hit them with a Helix. | |
| Soldier one. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Soldier one. | |
| Ramacha weak on their advisor. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Hanzo dead! | |
| Hanzo one! | |
| Hanzo one! | |
| Finish him off! | |
| Let's go, WeRise! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Melted! | |
| Destroyed! | |
| the beatings will continue for the moment we have a common purpose Let's focus on that | |
| We got 7000 y'all ninjas watching on X And we got 4000 y'all watching on YouTube Shout out to all you- no, sorry, Rumble. | |
| We're on YouTube. | |
| We'd have- I think we could easily have... | |
| Damn, we'd have maybe 15k watching total? | |
| Easily? | |
| 15 to 20k watching? | |
| Alright, let's fucking go! | |
| They got a Junkrat because they suck at this game? | |
| Orisa? | |
| She's... | |
| McCree, McCree! | |
| McCree weak I'm showing the fuck out this Arisa I Heels down, heels down! | |
| Moira, Moira won, Moira won! | |
| She's won, she's won, she's won! | |
| She's weak! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| God damn these niggas are garbage! | |
| Holy fuck! | |
| Someone needs to call Hefti and hire these fucking faggots because they're trash! | |
| What the fuck is going on? | |
| I'm the captain now, faggots. | |
| I'm that ugly Ethiopian nigga on your boat. | |
| I'm the captain. | |
| I require healing. | |
| I got some bitch ass to go to bow and arrow. | |
| I'm gonna try. | |
| Mario, I'm coming towards you. | |
| Got it. | |
| Where are we from there, guys? | |
| A bunch of them up top on the high ground, guys. | |
| McCree! | |
| Fuck up the McCree! | |
| Fuck it, let's go! | |
| Get off my point, faggots! | |
| Get off my fucking shit! | |
| Alright, sorry I got excited. | |
| I popped virus, I don't know why. | |
| No, it's trash, but it don't matter. | |
| These kids suck. | |
| I don't even have to track my ult with these sorry motherfuckers. | |
| Because their warrior is getting punched in the face of our warrior. | |
| Punch their whore in the face. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| They got a D.Va, they got a D.Va. | |
| Fuck! | |
| No, man! | |
| Thank you. | |
| Hanzo, Hanzo! | |
| FUCK YOU HAZO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! FUCKING GAY ASS BOW AND ARROW FAGGOT! McCree top middle! | |
| McCree top middle! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Good shit. | |
| Easy clap. | |
| Easy clap on these sorry motherfuckers. | |
| Heh. | |
| These dudes are fucking trash. | |
| Alright, watch out. | |
| Yelling in Japanese is shooting tigers. | |
| Ooh. | |
| We're so fucking scared. | |
| Or dragons, whatever. | |
| Oh, nice bomb. | |
| Fucking raped, bitch. | |
| What the fuck was that? | |
| Trash. | |
| Once again, get touched. | |
| Actually, I want to make sure they can see it. | |
| Faggot. | |
| Bam! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Get touched, faggots! | |
| Neshu is trash. | |
| Alright! | |
| The rape train continues! | |
| There's no brakes on this train, guys! | |
| I gotta go. | |
| I gotta go, I gotta go. | |
| What the f-? | |
| Alright, faggot. | |
| Yennefer, you getting off too? | |
| Uh, I have asked if I can do one more and I was told I can. | |
| Okay, let's do it. | |
| Needles, one more, faggot. | |
| Oh, fuck it, bro. | |
| Okay. | |
| Come on. | |
| Bro, you ain't got shit to do, man. | |
| Come on. | |
| You fucking faggot. | |
| Alright, Micah Boss goes, Byron, you go fucking read my super chat. | |
| Are you ever bringing back Nick, you faggot? | |
| Uh, we will in the future, don't worry. | |
| We just gotta figure out when. | |
| Y'all know I fuck with Nick. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| Mario and you dirty monkey, That's from Mika Boss. | |
| Okay, thanks, bro. | |
| Call me a dirty monkey. | |
| You're a fucking faggot. | |
| Alright, I haven't had an idea. | |
| Rabi Shmuley vs Nick Fuentes, that would hit? | |
| You would. | |
| Did you get rum before skin in your squad? | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's see what else chats here. | |
| Hey, man, I know how you feel about being on top and having trash teammates. | |
| I was top 9% support, top 15% on League. | |
| You need to have Bo as a static teammate. | |
| He matches you nearly every game. | |
| Uh, Gamer, stop being a one-trick pony? | |
| Fuck you. | |
| And then Noah's $1. | |
| Oh, I appreciate that. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Let's fuck these faggots up. | |
| I'm on point. | |
| Heave on me. | |
| Heave on me. | |
| I need help, guys. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| I'm running. | |
| I'm running. | |
| Heave about to be out of mech. | |
| Symmetra! | |
| Symmetra! | |
| D.Va's body, I'll be out of here. | |
| Oh, Ana! | |
| Ana! | |
| Fuck this Ana! | |
| Why not? | |
| HP on Ana! | |
| Symmetra dead. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Oh... | |
| Myra won? | |
| Ya fuck, bitch. | |
| Who the fuck is shooting us? | |
| Oh, D.Va. | |
| D.Va ran. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Deaver right here. | |
| What, Ana? | |
| Reaper, Reaper! | |
| Melted. | |
| Help our kids you up our kitchen How's the bad looks? | |
| Tracer! | |
| Tracer! | |
| Tracer to your right, Needles! | |
| Tracer to your right! | |
| He's behind you, Needles! | |
| Got you. | |
| Now he's the fuck- leave out of mech, bitch! | |
| Wow, what a shitty ult. | |
| Fucking bad. | |
| She's just feeding now. | |
| Nice point. | |
| I'm gonna get headed to the next point. | |
| Got her. | |
| I'm just going over a second though, guys. | |
| Reaper could die. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Alright, get to the next point. | |
| We killed two of them. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Next point. | |
| Help our Genji. | |
| What you, Genji? | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Just take next point guys They'll regret that All right, if you need an alt bro, uh Ah shit, that's not good. | |
| We got like four alts to defend ourselves. | |
| Winston Winston Winston Winston on point Winston week Winston week Genji won, Genji won! | |
| Winston chasing me. | |
| I'm coming back in. | |
| It's so low. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| I got you, I got you. | |
| Get in, get in, get in. | |
| I got you. | |
| Tracer on me? | |
| Fuck! | |
| Tracer stuck me, man. | |
| I hit her with a helix too, direct. | |
| Nice! | |
| Ah, never mind. | |
| Next fight, next fight, next fight. | |
| Just die, just die, just die. | |
| Come back, Genji. | |
| They're getting greedy. | |
| They're getting greedy. | |
| We can kill them. | |
| *gunshot* They're getting greedy, these idiots. | |
| Moira 1, Moira 1 over there. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Winston on the left! | |
| Winston weak on the left! | |
| Winston weak on the left! | |
| Reaper's still behind me, careful. | |
| Come on, point. | |
| Reaper on point! | |
| Ripoff Waste gonna haul! | |
| Alright, we got this. | |
| We got this. | |
| Next point. | |
| We got this one. | |
| Follow me if you can. | |
| We're down our tracer. | |
| Here they come! | |
| Ah, I don't got time! | |
| This Winston's on me already! | |
| Tracer! | |
| Dense Hey, my back Reaper Force them to... | |
| He's getting on point. | |
| Reaper dead! | |
| Winston! | |
| I got slapped! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Winston on the back over there! | |
| Winston weak! | |
| Winston weak! | |
| Winston dead, fucking faggot! | |
| Moira, Moira, Moira! | |
| Moira on point! | |
| Fucking bitch, man! | |
| They got a torch now. | |
| Tracer one Tracer one she recalled They're chasing me from high ground We don't have a healer. | |
| Come back. | |
| Top left, top left. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Rest, rest my room, rest my room. | |
| Shit, good. | |
| Alright, winnable, winnable. | |
| Thanks, Dark. | |
| Thank you for the res. | |
| I'm gonna take high ground. | |
| Last fight, last fight. | |
| Or are we just gonna hold him here? | |
| Fuck it, we'll just hold him here. | |
| Ana trying to come in. | |
| Tracer on point. | |
| She recalled. | |
| Tracer, Tracer, Tracer, got her. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| They're on me. | |
| Mouros, ult at me, man. | |
| And a nano boost. | |
| Mouros won. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Nanobooth administers... | |
| Good shit. | |
| We got that. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| Ah shit. | |
| Winston ulting. | |
| I'm on this Winston. | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out this Winston with y'all. | |
| Tracer gone. | |
| Winston, Winston one. | |
| Winston one. | |
| Winston one. | |
| Let's go, Tracer. | |
| Let's go, Tracer. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Let's go, Tracer. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Good pulse bomb. | |
| Let's go, Tracer! | |
| Fuck those faggots up! | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah, just go right to the next point. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so we don't fuck up like last time. | |
| We got too greedy. | |
| Shit, they're right here. | |
| Shit, they're spawning right here? | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm with your needles. | |
| I'm right behind your needles. | |
| Idiot! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Tracer, over here! | |
| Tracer, one! | |
| Just fuck it, fuck it, just get on point. | |
| Fuck it, get on point. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Kiriko on point. | |
| Kiriko on point with Torv. | |
| Kiriko on point with Torv. | |
| Torv, Torv. | |
| Kiriko on Torv. | |
| Kareko on tour! | |
| Kareko here! | |
| Kareko on the right! | |
| Kareko on the right! | |
| Where I'm at. | |
| Where'd this bitch go? | |
| We're both right here. | |
| Alright, she running. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'm with you, Niels. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Oh, this fucking gay-ass monkey. | |
| Break this shield and fuck him up. | |
| Winston on me. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| Kuriko, Kuriko. | |
| Being an Asian whore that she is. | |
| One shot, Kuriko on point. | |
| One shot, Kuriko on point. | |
| Come here, bitch. | |
| Whatever, she teleported. | |
| Whatever. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| Whoa, what the fuck? | |
| Where she at? | |
| I see her. | |
| I see her. | |
| One shot on her. | |
| One shot on her. | |
| Get fucked, bitch! | |
| Get fucked, you Japanese whore! | |
| Alright. | |
| I got Visor for last fight. | |
| We got this. | |
| Just don't die. | |
| Just don't die. | |
| Fight on point. | |
| Get on point. | |
| Torb's being a faggot. | |
| Oh, they got a roll on. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Okay. | |
| Tracer? | |
| Tracer on the right, Tracer on the right. | |
| Whoa, roll out! | |
| Get melted, faggot! | |
| Heels up point. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, what the fuck was that? | |
| Get fucked. | |
| Yelling at a bunch of Japanese for no reason. | |
| How many wins we got now? | |
| 30 and what? | |
| Rise, what are we right now? | |
| 30 and what? | |
| 36 and 36. | |
| How many losses do we have? | |
| Four? | |
| Yeah, seven. | |
| 36 and seven? | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Oh, that was Uppell Battle. | |
| We're supposed to lose that shit. | |
| You're calling it here? | |
| All right, Needles. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| See you guys. | |
| Did you rank up you sorry fuck? | |
| I don't know, bro. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Oh, you got it. | |
| You're gold now. | |
| You're gold one now. | |
| Still trashed, but you're gold one now. | |
| All right, bro. | |
| All right, later, faggot. | |
| Yennefer, you out? | |
| Yes, I'm out. | |
| No problem. | |
| Me and the China man will continue. | |
| China, are you playing or are you done? | |
| Let's play, man. | |
| The rape train never ends, my friend. | |
| Let's keep going. | |
| It's 2 p.m. | |
| afternoon, China. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Yo, did you hear that Don DeMarco chat? | |
| Give me ones if y'all heard that Don DeMarco. | |
| Give me ones if y'all heard that. | |
| Yo, did you hear the Don DeMarco China man? | |
| No. | |
| Yeah, they can hear it. | |
| Okay, the chat can hear it, so that's fine. | |
| Oh, hold on. | |
| If you want to hear it, I got you right now. | |
| It's okay, I'm watching the stream. | |
| I'm watching the stream. | |
| I'm not fucking leaving! | |
| I'm not fucking leaving! | |
| The show goes off! | |
| This is my home! | |
| They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. | |
| Sportage! | |
| Sportage! | |
| Prepare for glory! | |
| Spartans! | |
| Tonight we die in hell! | |
| Spartans! | |
| What is your profession? | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| We're destroying these faggots! | |
| The punishment will continue. | |
| Alright, let's join team chat. | |
| I want to play a game. | |
| Time to fuck these faggots up. | |
| I'm pissing. - All right, who's in the team chat? | |
| Ah, fuck. | |
| Somebody left the game. | |
| He knew we were gonna fuck him up. | |
| He quit. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| He knew he was about to get raped. | |
| That's why. | |
| It's okay. | |
| We'll play again. | |
| Let's go. | |
| It's a quick pass. | |
| It's a quick pass. | |
| Oh! | |
| Looks like we got some victims! | |
| Looks like we got some victims... | |
| that are ready to get fucked up what up my niggas What's up? | |
| We about to fuck these packets up. | |
| You ready? | |
| Oh, hey, I'm with you. | |
| Every soldier needs a call. | |
| Come on in, baby. | |
| Oh, Mega, your mic is low. | |
| I can't hear you. | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| Hey, this needs to have gone up for everyone. | |
| Good choice. | |
| I think you got a shit mic, man. | |
| Who, me? | |
| No, I don't got a shit mic. | |
| My mic is good. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Alright, well, we're gonna fuck these faggots up regardless. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| They're fucking trash. | |
| Let's go. | |
| They got a pharaoh. | |
| They got a drunker queen. | |
| No knife on this bitch. | |
| Junker Queen on point. | |
| Weak. | |
| She's half. | |
| Get this fucking dumbass Junker Queen, man. | |
| She's weak. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Two dead on her team. | |
| Three dead on her team. | |
| Pharah? | |
| She's dead too. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| go these faggots are trash. | |
| Yo. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| Fight for a point. | |
| Don't get picked off. | |
| Fight for point. | |
| They got a Winston. | |
| When that monkey drops down, it's time to clown. | |
| Pharoah top left. | |
| Pharoah top left. | |
| One shot on her. | |
| She got that Mercy pocket. | |
| She's still gonna die. | |
| Mercy pocket. | |
| She's weak. | |
| Pharoah one shot on the right. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Mercy. | |
| Winston on me. | |
| Winston on me. | |
| Winston on point. | |
| Get this stupid ass monkey. | |
| He's weak. | |
| Tracer weak too! | |
| Cause she sucks! | |
| Monkey! | |
| Kill the- Break the bubble! | |
| Kill the monkey! | |
| Melted! | |
| Moira! | |
| Shit! | |
| Where's the Pharaoh? | |
| Where's the Pharaoh? | |
| Someone on the left! | |
| Moira on the left, guys! | |
| She's weak! | |
| Moira on the left! | |
| Moira on the left! | |
| Kill this bitch! | |
| Okay, I guess not. | |
| She ran. | |
| Farrah got fucked! | |
| You suck! | |
| Mercy on the right! | |
| Mercy on the right! | |
| Oh shit, we rights going crazy over there! | |
| Oh damn, nigga, you got killed by the nigger! | |
| Alright, back up! | |
| Tracer on the left! | |
| Tracer on the left! | |
| I'm shooting a monkey! | |
| He went left! | |
| Monkey on the left! | |
| Monkey on me on the left! | |
| Oh my god, you're insane! | |
| Tracer trying to flank on the... | |
| Tracer are fucked! | |
| Feral chef! | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Monkey chasing me, monkey chasing me! | |
| This monkey trash... | |
| He's too busy chasing me! | |
| More a week, more a week! | |
| More a week, week on point, guys! | |
| More a week on point! | |
| Fuck this shag-out visor! | |
| You motherfuckers are down today! | |
| Come here, faggot! | |
| Come here! | |
| You dead! | |
| You dead! | |
| Fucking cream pie. | |
| These kids suck. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| They couldn't even get 1%. | |
| Look, I know that you guys are probably, you know, what? | |
| It's early in the month, right? | |
| You probably got your Section 8 rent just now and you're smoking your weed. | |
| But look, I'm trying to win. | |
| I'm trying to win, all right? | |
| I know you guys are probably enjoying your watermelon right now and your grape drink and everything else like that, but let's get this W. What was that? | |
| I live in a trailer park. | |
| I live in a trailer park. | |
| Oh, if you only knew my friend. | |
| If you only knew my friend. | |
| Go top left. | |
| Alright, Jamal is Shaquisha. | |
| Be quiet. | |
| We got a game to win. | |
| Ramat on the left. | |
| Ramat on the left. | |
| He's weak. | |
| He's weak. | |
| This nigger can die. | |
| He's trapped We go over there Oh Ramatra, that he sucks. | |
| Watch out for the Pharaoh. | |
| We got points? | |
| I got points. | |
| We got a Black Mercy? | |
| That's hilarious. | |
| Who said I would play? | |
| She went from Mercy to Marquana. | |
| Soldier hit with the helix. | |
| He sucks. | |
| He ran. | |
| Scrub. | |
| How did you come to the assumption I was black? | |
| You sound like you got those big DSL loops, which means you're probably black. | |
| Winston on me. | |
| Winston on me. | |
| I need help. | |
| Oh, Lord. | |
| Don't let me die to this monkey. | |
| Winston on point. | |
| Winston on point More one She sucks. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Taking high ground. | |
| Back up a bit, guys. | |
| Barra dead. | |
| You suck. | |
| Stupid fuck. | |
| Mercy running because she sucks. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Monkey, monkey, monkey's on middle, monkey's on middle with Soldier. | |
| Soldier one shot on the side. | |
| Oh, he's diving on me. | |
| Wasting his jump like idiot. | |
| I'm on monkey, I'm on monkey, he's weak, he's weak and he don't gotta jump, he sucks. | |
| God damn it. | |
| Oh shit monkey on me again. | |
| Yo, they fucking... | |
| four of them chase after me, bro. | |
| Oh! | |
| Winston and, uh, Dude, they're all in our spawn right now. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Moira got no fade. | |
| You fucked up, bitch. | |
| You're dead. | |
| Stupid. | |
| Keep me alive. | |
| We'll just listen. | |
| Get this. | |
| Go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Get this fucking dumbass monkey. | |
| Winston, one shot on point. | |
| Oh shit, soldier here. | |
| He sucks, though. | |
| He sucks, though. | |
| Come here, faggot. | |
| You better run, faggot. | |
| Get fucked. | |
| I got this shit, man. | |
| Niggas is terrible. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| Fire her behind. | |
| Where is she? | |
| I don't see her. | |
| Oh shit, I see her. | |
| She's one HP! Get fucked, whore! | |
| Got killed with a nigga with a bow and arrow! | |
| Soldier, one shot over there! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Winston's mad as hell! | |
| You got who in your sights, faggot? | |
| Oh shit, he got power- Oh, get fucked! | |
| You're so bad! | |
| I got you, I got you! | |
| I got you, Mario! | |
| Get this fucking nigger monkey! | |
| Kill him! | |
| Kill Jamal! | |
| Kill Jamal! | |
| Get Jamal! | |
| He's on the point going crazy! | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Get Jamal! | |
| He might he ain't get his food stamps! | |
| Kill him! | |
| Farrah dead! | |
| She sucks! | |
| Oh, God! | |
| This whistle's on me again! | |
| You wanna fight Jamal? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Oh, damn. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| That wasn't good. | |
| Goddamn, bro! | |
| One more fire, one more fire. | |
| One more fire, we got this shit. | |
| We lost our... | |
| Um... | |
| Ah, huh? | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, re-burn here, re-burn here. | |
| You might not want to go in there. | |
| there represent here shit bunch of them in there We gotta go from the other side. | |
| I'm gonna go around the other way. | |
| Mercy one! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| shit listed on me. | |
| Dude, I was running around like god fucking damn, bro. | |
| Round two. | |
| I need to get my stamps, bro. | |
| I'll probably be playing right. | |
| Probably. | |
| I don't know what you were doing, shooting some fucking bow and arrows, man. | |
| I don't know if you got your check on the first of the month, but you need to upgrade that shit to a gun. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| All right, we got this one. | |
| You're right. | |
| You're right, bud. | |
| You're right, bud. | |
| No, I was joking. | |
| It's time to step it up, bro. | |
| I'm not trying to lose. | |
| These niggas are trash on the other team. | |
| Team real talk this good in the new way. | |
| I did Look at me. | |
| Look at me. | |
| I got more damage than you. | |
| I'm healing too! | |
| Hey bro, Ling Ling is a lot better than you, bro. | |
| Just fucking listen to what you gotta say, nigga. | |
| Alright, Jamal, you don't know better. | |
| Yo, mercy on the right. | |
| right mercy on the right yo sabros Sombra on her mercy! | |
| I'm on the Sombra! | |
| I'm on the Sombra! | |
| Take the point! | |
| Take the point. | |
| Pharaoh, one shot! | |
| Pharaoh, one shot over there! | |
| Lucio! | |
| Lucio! | |
| Don't get buffed up! | |
| Ah, fuck! | |
| Alright, we got the point! | |
| We got the point! | |
| Just get on point! | |
| Heal the D.Va! | |
| Yeah, back up, back up, back up. | |
| We got a soldier and a McCree. | |
| We just shoot these faggots from afar. | |
| Lucio one? | |
| I almost hit the ground. | |
| Sombra one. | |
| Sombra one on point. | |
| Sombra one on point. | |
| Sombra one on point in the corner. | |
| Lucio went on point. | |
| Get fucking rocked, faggot. | |
| Symmetra, Symmetra, Symmetra. | |
| Oh my god, Jerker Green chasing me. | |
| Jerker Green chasing me, she's trash. | |
| Jerker Green's still chasing me. | |
| This bitch is still chasing me. | |
| Stupid Australian whore. | |
| Yeah, how do you think you'd die, dummy? | |
| Bitches chasing me! | |
| I'm putting pressure on them on the point, guys. | |
| They're all looking at me right now. | |
| Whoa, Symmetra right here. | |
| She got melted. | |
| Big pick. | |
| Big pick. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Big pick. | |
| Oh, Ana got me from across the map. | |
| Ana across the map, guys. | |
| She's sitting in the corner. | |
| Ana sitting across the map. | |
| Whoa, Sondra got her. | |
| She trashed. | |
| Guys, Ana just shooting out from across the map. | |
| Take the point. | |
| Take the point. | |
| I'm jumping off point right now. | |
| She does nano somebody. | |
| I don't know who. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Junker Queen! | |
| Junker Queen, guys. | |
| She's nano too. | |
| Take the point The drunk queen trust Take the point, guys. | |
| There we go. | |
| Take that point. | |
| Alright, just the Junker Queen. | |
| I'm 80 to visor. | |
| Oh, Sombra behind me. | |
| Where's this bitch? | |
| Where'd she go? | |
| Tracer ran? | |
| Don't die, guys. | |
| Don't die. | |
| Just back up. | |
| We got some ultimates, I think. | |
| Let them get on point. | |
| Let them get on point. | |
| We got the advantage. | |
| We got the long distance characters. | |
| Lucio dead? | |
| Jugger Queen? | |
| Trash? | |
| Bitches talking in Spanish for no reason because they're gonna lose the point anyway. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Back up! | |
| Tracer! | |
| Guys, they're in that point over there. | |
| Weakest fuck! | |
| Tracer in there, guys. | |
| Ana? | |
| Ana one shot? | |
| Ana one shot in there? | |
| Dead? | |
| Lucio? | |
| Dead? | |
| Suck? | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Rain it down to these faggots like I'm Steven Paddock in the high ground man, these dudes are trash! | |
| Get in the fucking backpack! | |
| My nickname is JamSport, you're welcome! | |
| Call of Duty Juice Gamer I've ever played with. | |
| Hey man, be fucking happy that I carried your sorry ass nigga. | |
| Boy, you were carried every... | |
| I'm not gonna lie, really, you got putt. | |
| Yeah, I got carried. | |
| Between the two of us, 73 elands. | |
| What the fuck you talking about? | |
| Dude, you're showing bow and arrows. | |
| It's trash. | |
| Let's fucking go I'm fucking curious Sorry ass. | |
| Yeah, that kid sucked. | |
| That's what happens when you get black people on fucking food stamps. | |
| They can't even play video games properly. | |
| They don't contribute to game. | |
| They don't contribute to fucking nothing. | |
| Should've never gave you niggas money. | |
| *sad music* We rest now. | |
| We out here, baby. | |
| Ah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Troubled, prepare to attack. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| We will continue destroying these scrubs. | |
| We will continue destroying these scrubs. We will continue destroying these scrubs. We will continue destroying these scrubs. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Your worth is a hypothesis. | |
| Prove it. | |
| Hello. | |
| Your hair looks brittle, Jack. | |
| Are you taking your vitamins? | |
| Once a day, just after my steak dinner. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Five, four, three, two, one, attack commencing. | |
| Escort the payload. | |
| I have taken the payload. | |
| NG weak on the left. | |
| Yo, he's weak as shit. | |
| Yo, bro, he's weak as shit. | |
| Genji 1, Genji 1, good finish. | |
| Mercy 1! | |
| Holy shit. | |
| McCree dead? | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Sigma-1, Sigma-1, got him. | |
| Tell Doomfist I'm coming for him. | |
| Genji good? | |
| I'm behind you! | |
| Mocking the enemy! | |
| Fuck. | |
| Payload secured. | |
| Move out! | |
| We're on the number of station. | |
| Wow! | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| I'll join the team channel. | |
| I'll join the team channel. | |
| Oh, they don't have anybody in there? | |
| Okay Get you on the right Ladies and gentlemen I thought you were a good stuff I've got you in my sights | |
| Surrender to my will Mercy one shot up there Setting up | |
| beds Much better Okay ask Genji Oh shit Thanks This Genji's a faggot man Oh shit | |
| Uh-uh-uh Knock me down and I'll keep getting back up We're pretty weak, McCree McCree one shot! | |
| Good shit. | |
| Execute them all. | |
| Peak performance! | |
| Oh! | |
| Take payload, guys. | |
| Take follow. | |
| I'm gonna set up for the next fight when they come out Where's payload? | |
| The payload's moving. | |
| What a thing. | |
| Fields are mine. | |
| That's true. | |
| Put to these airs in the sink so mine! | |
| Nothing less. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| A thing. | |
| This Genshi is on my ass, bro. | |
| He's a fucking faggot, man. | |
| All he does has been chasing me the whole game, bro. | |
| Fucking faggot, man. | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go River is here Reaper is hiding here. | |
| No one can hide on my side. | |
| See you, see you, see. | |
| Bionic is ready for this. | |
| Mom is here. | |
| Lucky you. | |
| Hehehe. | |
| Reaper backed up. | |
| Ha ha! | |
| Three, two, three. | |
| I'm gonna have to fail this. | |
| Break one shot. | |
| Break one shot back there. | |
| Reaper on the right. | |
| Rip on the right. | |
| Winston Week! | |
| Where's the week? | |
| I got you in my soul. | |
| I got you in my soul. | |
| Reaper. | |
| Why did you stand- Reaper? | |
| and Zarya weak. | |
| Man I'm getting down so low bro. | |
| Reaper 1 HP. Dead? | |
| All right, easy clap. | |
| Those kids suck! | |
| Here, let's join the team chat. | |
| Score. | |
| Zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Did you just drop your cock on the table with that dud? | |
| Shit. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| Why are you so loud? | |
| Shit, lower down your game. | |
| Bro, what the fuck are you talking about? | |
| You're moist, you're gross. | |
| Shit, you're moist. | |
| You're a fucking faggot, bro. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| Why are you so damn loud? | |
| Nobody's loud, you fucking homosexual. | |
| You're the fucking loud one, you fucking faggot. | |
| It's true. | |
| We just carried your sorry ass last round. | |
| You might as well show some respect, motherfucker. | |
| You're peaking. | |
| You're cutting out. | |
| Look at the state of the world. | |
| Try a $4,000 mic, fucking dickhead. | |
| Because your fucking audio system probably sucks, that's why. | |
| Faggot. | |
| Yeah, whatever the fuck you're using in a listenership probably fucking sucks. | |
| Faggot. | |
| Start listening on your fucking Walmart fucking Section 8. | |
| AirPods, whatever the fuck that you got. | |
| Your Obama ones. | |
| Actuating the barrier. | |
| Help me. | |
| A taste of poison. | |
| Where's the top level? | |
| The fight is imminent. | |
| That we should stay here. | |
| I'm getting here. | |
| I'm getting here. | |
| Tracer on the left. | |
| Baptista, above you guys. | |
| One shot. | |
| Baptista, one shot. | |
| My bad. | |
| Tracer behind us. | |
| Behind you. | |
| The barrier is weakened. | |
| Awesome. | |
| Redeploying. | |
| Sniper. | |
| Must be cautious. | |
| Winston reporting. | |
| Must come to an end. | |
| I am the junk of quaint. | |
| The pain that has reached me. | |
| The chicken. | |
| My parents get it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| into the iris | |
| this dorm is not gonna work bro I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go Go D.Va! | |
| Go D.Va! | |
| Please! | |
| Forst! | |
| Forst! | |
| go diva alright this is where we hold them guys Listen on me, listen on me here. | |
| I'll try to repay the favor. | |
| Gonna take Hagron again. | |
| He's gonna just keep trying to guide me. | |
| Disworry, hold him. | |
| Winston one shot. | |
| Winston weak as fuck. | |
| This ends now. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Get out of here. | |
| He's one shot. | |
| Can we get them? | |
| Grab them. | |
| He's one shot. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| The Sojourn1! | |
| Soldier in one! Soldier in one! Soldier in one! | |
| Damn it! | |
| Fucking shit, man. | |
| Tracer, Tracer! | |
| Tracer 1! | |
| We got it! | |
| We got it! | |
| Tracer! | |
| Ah, she ran back! | |
| She ran back. | |
| Wow, what a D.Va. | |
| Fucking Matrix. | |
| Ah, it's a high ground. | |
| I'm going, I'm going. | |
| The Tracer's weak. | |
| She ran away. | |
| D.Va coming after me though. | |
| Who's she, D.Va here? | |
| D.Va. | |
| D.Va. | |
| I've got meds. | |
| Please, this is not... | |
| Deva on me. | |
| Zen, Zen, one in the back. | |
| Deva on me, Deva on me. | |
| Zen, Zen weak, Zen weak. | |
| Zen dead, Zen dead. | |
| Tracer? | |
| Fucking faggots. | |
| Baby Deva, baby Deva over there weak. | |
| We rise. | |
| Oh, he got healed. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Baby D.Va weak again? | |
| Oh, she got her suit back. | |
| She got her suit back. | |
| Oh, they're all looking at me over here. | |
| They're gonna- they're gonna die me. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Can't wait. | |
| Yep, here's the D.Va. | |
| I've expected. | |
| Yeah, bitch, fuck you. | |
| Shit, I got visor. | |
| I got visor, guys. | |
| I got visor. | |
| Throw me a heal. | |
| Good shit. | |
| If we get him out of mech, I got Poe. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Do yes, do yes. | |
| Nice kill on the Baptiste. | |
| Ana one, Ana one! | |
| Ana one! | |
| Sojourn one? | |
| Fuckin' bitch. | |
| Ana one in the back too. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Good finish. | |
| It's okay, it's okay. | |
| I killed you. | |
| Yup. | |
| We got it. | |
| I got Visor still. | |
| Wait until they actually commit to a fight. | |
| Baptiste week? | |
| You live around so it's one week Get this the right back I got visor Fuck I Fucking window, man. | |
| Lucky-ass window, man. | |
| Nice bump. | |
| We can hold these faggots. | |
| But it's fine, we got your question. | |
| I know, I know, one shot on the left. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| Leave over here. | |
| Bastard trying to come, Bastard trying to come. | |
| Bastard weak. | |
| They got a soldier now, I think. | |
| Alright, I'm taking high ground. | |
| Taking high ground again. | |
| It's gonna rain down on these baggots. | |
| Soldier weak over there. | |
| Soldier looking at me. | |
| Missed his helix and he sucks. | |
| Put a lot of pressure on him, guys. | |
| Shots are coming with, soldier! | |
| Soldier week Sorry, I won. | |
| Sorry, I won on point. | |
| Sorry, I won on point, guys. | |
| We're healing her, but she's me. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Fuck. | |
| Damn. | |
| Panku Mercy. | |
| Score. | |
| Please. | |
| Three to three. | |
| I can't get away with this The commercial will be I Yeah, Mercy will help. | |
| This is a close game. | |
| We can hold this though. | |
| These kids fucking suck. | |
| We got 8,000 watching on X right now. | |
| We got 4,000 on Rumble. | |
| We got 12,000 watching right now. | |
| Nice. | |
| Fucking lit. | |
| Not losing these fucking faggots. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's get this W, faggots. | |
| These dudes are trash. | |
| If you guys keep me alive and I sit on the high ground, I will literally destroy them. | |
| That's why they couldn't get that last one, dude. | |
| They were all looking at me and I was shooting at them. | |
| I think they got Widow? | |
| Okay, no Widow. | |
| Good. | |
| Hit a bunch of them with Helix. | |
| Watch out Basher, be careful. | |
| Oh! | |
| Weaver dead like we were dead Get you want Zarya a weak over there, and Kuriko. | |
| Zarya a weak. | |
| Soldier! | |
| Oh, get ya! | |
| Oh, don't shoot him, don't shoot him! | |
| He has no reflick now. | |
| Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. | |
| What's this area guys? | |
| She's weak! | |
| Sorry weak. | |
| Get you on the right. | |
| Come on. | |
| Moira on the right! | |
| Moira 1! | |
| Moira 1 over there! | |
| Fucking shit, man. | |
| Fuck! - Oh my God! | |
| Let the kids do it! | |
| I just only fell off. | |
| Alright. | |
| Go Winston, go D.Va. | |
| Marin, don't go, don't go, don't go. | |
| Yeah, I'm waiting I'm waiting I'm waiting Shit Gengi, wake up there, Gengi, wake up there. | |
| I'm with you in your eyes. | |
| I'm 89 advisor. | |
| 89 advisor. | |
| Yanji on the right. | |
| 94 advisor. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Pop advisor. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Zarya 1. | |
| Zarya 1. | |
| We're dead. | |
| I mean... | |
| Oh! | |
| There's Genji coming in! | |
| Alright. | |
| We can do better. | |
| We can do that. | |
| We can beat that. | |
| Score. | |
| Three to four. | |
| I already killed 45. | |
| Man. | |
| We gotta go big on this one, Ryze. | |
| We gotta go big. | |
| Yeah we do. | |
| I'm gonna kill fucking 50. | |
| Or 60. | |
| Man. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's fucking wreck these scrubs. | |
| Destroy these scrubs man. | |
| We got this shit. | |
| Follow my lead. | |
| I've been through more of these than I can count. | |
| Your mercy is fine. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| All right, let's go. | |
| Escort the payload. | |
| Ah! | |
| Bastion? | |
| Bastian already weak. | |
| That's better. | |
| Good choice. | |
| Shuna bastion. | |
| Bastion all right. | |
| Weak. | |
| Soldier could die. | |
| Soldier could die on top. | |
| Hitman Bastard Weak! | |
| Hitman Bastard Weak! | |
| Soldier! | |
| Soldier can die on top! | |
| Soldier can die! | |
| And Bastard! | |
| And Bastard! | |
| Fucking idiots! | |
| Bastard Weak! | |
| Bastard can die! | |
| I'm on this Ramatro! | |
| He's won! | |
| He can die! | |
| Komatsu could die! | |
| I got heals on point. | |
| Heals on point for you guys. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Damn! | |
| What was our passion doing, bro? | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| He died first. | |
| 20,000 damage, 22,000 damage. | |
| This dude played fucking Bastion. | |
| He went 15,000. | |
| You suck, faggot. | |
| God fucking damn, man. | |
| Why does our team always suck, dick? | |
| Fuck! | |
| Shut the fuck up, Ross. | |
| You suck. | |
| You should be ashamed of yourself. | |
| I just started playing this shit literally a month ago and just learned keyboard and mouse not better than you. | |
| You suck, nigga. | |
| You've been for nine seasons. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| Yeah, that would have been my Silver 3 game too, bro. | |
| Alright, fuck it, man. | |
| I think that's it for me because I can tell my, um... | |
| I could have played better. | |
| And I didn't fucking perform like I need to. | |
| If we're gonna play duo-Q, we need to carry these faggots and I can't do it right now. | |
| It's okay, man. | |
| Someone said it's because your attitude is trash. | |
| Shut the fuck up, Zipping Terry, you fucking faggot. | |
| Fuck you, man. | |
| It's because your attitude is trash. | |
| No, my attitude isn't trash. | |
| My fucking back hurts from carrying these sorry-ass motherfuckers. | |
| Have you not been watching us fucking play? | |
| Every kid that we get on our team, we have to carry to win, you fucking faggot. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| We're not, what, 36 and 5? | |
| 37 and 8. | |
| 37 and 8. | |
| So fuck you. | |
| You fucking queer, zipping terror. | |
| You're in here talking shit to me. | |
| Who the fuck are you? | |
| I'd love for you to show your Instagram so I can make fun of your dumbass, but you won't because you're a fucking coward. | |
| Hiding behind your keyboard because you're a fucking homosexual, cocksucking, queer fuck that more than likely likes to kiss dudes on Saturdays and you go ahead and say shalom on Mondays. | |
| Fuck you, faggot. | |
| Fucking queer. | |
| Anyway. | |
| Hey, man. | |
| I was watching the whole time. | |
| Yeah, what's up? | |
| Can I play with you next time? | |
| I'm a pretty good Orisa. | |
| I mean, I don't play comp often, but I'll prove I'm good. | |
| You know, I'll play a couple games. | |
| Nigga, you haven't played since season, like, current competitive season. | |
| What? | |
| You only played this current competitive season. | |
| I haven't replayed much. | |
| I've only replayed like 10 games. | |
| Bro, so you're going to be trash. | |
| I don't want to be an asshole, but you're going to be trash. | |
| Nigga, you're going to be trash. | |
| I promise you're going to be trash. | |
| You got 19 hours of competitive, 595 hours of arcade, you're trash. | |
| Sorry, bro. | |
| And do you play console? | |
| I've been playing since Overwatch 1. | |
| Yeah, but are you playing on console right now? | |
| No, I'm playing on PC. So I played console for like a long time. | |
| So I'm kind of like you, you know, I played console for forever. | |
| And then I started, you know, playing PC and I kind of got good at it now. | |
| So I want to, you know, play with y'all. | |
| And I swore to God I won't be trash. | |
| Like if I'm trash, you can roast me, call me fucking whatever. | |
| Nigga, I know you're going to be trash because you literally have 19 hours of competitive and you only played this season. | |
| You haven't played. | |
| I know you're going to be trash. | |
| Like what the fuck? | |
| You're going to be trash. | |
| You're a gold five, and that's your best thing. | |
| We know we're in platinum right now, right? | |
| Yeah, yeah, I know. | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| I don't want to be an asshole, but nigga, you're going to be trash. | |
| I'm just saying give me one game. | |
| Not now, but next time. | |
| Just give me one game. | |
| I'll prove myself. | |
| That's all I want. | |
| Here, I'm about to show you how trash you are right now. | |
| Look at this. | |
| We're going to go right into open queue. | |
| Quick play. | |
| I'm about to show you how trash you are, nigga. | |
| Alright, here, alright. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| We'll play a fucking quick play. | |
| I'm going to play McCree. | |
| Matter of fact, you know what? | |
| Hold on. | |
| Even better. | |
| You know what we'll do? | |
| We'll go into competitive. | |
| Oh, we can't play open queue because you're so fucking low. | |
| God damn it. | |
| Alright. | |
| We'll play open quick play for you. | |
| Alright, alright, bet. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| See that? | |
| Good going. | |
| Hold him up and get him out. | |
| I'm too strong. | |
| You make the roll. | |
| Where there's smoke, there's fire. | |
| Any more knockouts? | |
| With the throne in town? | |
| We all had it to. | |
| We charge and on fire! | |
| Alright, here's your tryout, bro. | |
| Alright, I'm ready. | |
| I'm ready. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Can I play DPS? Yeah, go ahead, bro. | |
| Play DPS. It's open. | |
| Yeah, but... | |
| I'm on 200 ping. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Let's see what happens. | |
| Alright, I'm telling you. | |
| I'm not gonna be trash. | |
| Watch. | |
| Be a couple of days to fill this saddle Whatever awaits us I am prepared Bro you about to be sorry than a fucking black dude walking in on a cake cake a meeting this is good I already know. | |
| I'm not trying to be a faggot, but I just look at the numbers. | |
| You got no combat all the time. | |
| Just think of me more of the smurf, alright? | |
| Alright, let's see. | |
| Initiating combat. | |
| I will keep you safe. | |
| *laughs* | |
| *laughs* Lucky shot. | |
| *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* | |
| *laughs* Wait for him. *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* No time to waste. | |
| Batman. | |
| Batman. | |
| Yeah, I'll turn it up. | |
| Everyone rest him in the room. | |
| I'm really feeling the heat. | |
| I'm on the floor! | |
| More behind me. | |
| Oh, oh. | |
| The man here? | |
| It's his last day. | |
| There goes the drop! | |
| *Gunshot* | |
| I don't know. | |
| Experience this dude. | |
| Kamehameha down! | |
| It's hell! | |
| I love it! | |
| Kamehameha! | |
| Run! | |
| I'm just like you down! | |
| You're crushing me! | |
| I'm just like you down! | |
| I'm just a crushing machine! | |
| Yo, come back! | |
| Meet your fate! | |
| The fuck was that all, nigga? | |
| Hang on, fire! | |
| Fire! | |
| Enemy here! | |
| Round number. | |
| Stay sharp. | |
| The best round lost. | |
| Man, man. | |
| The heater and the heater just always lie. | |
| Score. | |
| Two to one. | |
| I'm always killing. | |
| Yeah, I'm fucking... | |
| I've been up for almost 24 hours now, actually. | |
| Yeah, I've been up for over 24 hours. | |
| Yeah, you're in it. | |
| The machine, bro. | |
| Yeah, I've been up for about 20, 25 hours right now. | |
| 26. | |
| I woke up at like 1 a.m. | |
| That's fucking wild, dude. | |
| But yeah, I want to keep playing, but I already know that I'm not going to play well, so I'm like, fuck that. | |
| I don't want to... | |
| Me and WeRise, we've been on a fucking win streak, and the beatings need to continue. | |
| So, the beatings got to continue when I'm ready to beat these niggas up. | |
| I like your dedication, man. | |
| I like your dedication, man. | |
| You still trust me, man. | |
| I see you. | |
| Dude, am I even doing that bad? | |
| I lost it Oh, damn Snake Hello! | |
| Fuck, I killed you, I killed you, can't go in That was a close one I thought I had to kill you Whoa! | |
| Alright, there we go. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| They still haven't seen my ace. | |
| Come on, come over here, you little shooting bitches. | |
| Come on, come over here. come over here. | |
| That is me. | |
| What are you I Death ain't on my doorstep yet. | |
| I'll just take you a bit, Tim. | |
| How you were? | |
| I'm really feeling the heat. | |
| I found you. | |
| I found you. | |
| Incoming. | |
| We go. | |
| Objects are catching me. | |
| There's a bit of fun. | |
| Expand. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| I am dead No time to waste oh shit I am dead | |
| I love you. | |
| Fucking god! | |
| Bro, you ass, man. | |
| Not exactly what I expected. | |
| I got more kills to you. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Thank God I'm half asleep right now I'm going for get told the steam It's a... thing! | |
| Yeah, I carried it! | |
| Good shit, Ryze. | |
| I'm half asleep, man. | |
| Alright, we'll play tomorrow. | |
| Ryze, what time do you want to play? | |
| Anytime man I'm out with Alright let's jump on I think I'm ready It's Morbidai Let's Let's do I'm trying to think here. | |
| Yeah, let's just play My Time. | |
| Let's play 5pm tomorrow. | |
| He's from Standard Time. | |
| Can you do that? | |
| I can. | |
| Alright, let's do it. | |
| I'll hit you up on Telegram or some shit. | |
| I got Twitter. | |
| Oh, Twitter? | |
| Yeah, I got Twitter. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Text me a message on Twitter right now. | |
| Okay, okay, okay. | |
| What are you going to say? | |
| Liquifa? | |
| It's a weird name, by the way. | |
| You too bad, man. | |
| It could have been a lot worse, and I didn't do that bad, right? | |
| I mean, bro, I ain't gonna lie, you trash. | |
| But I'll give you a shot to play. | |
| But you are trash. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright, man. | |
| I'll send you a DM. You sent me one just now? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What's your name on there? | |
| Oh, I got you. | |
| I got you. | |
| I found you. | |
| Yeah, I am. | |
| Got you. | |
| I just responded. | |
| Alright, guys, we'll be playing tomorrow. | |
| Let's shoot for 5 p.m. | |
| Eastern Standard Time. | |
| Because I am 27 hours up right now. | |
| Because I woke up at around 1. | |
| And it's what time is it? | |
| I need to get you out of 60 FPS. You're literally handicapped yourself. | |
| 60 FPS? I don't even know. | |
| How do I fix that? | |
| Full screen. | |
| You need to go full screen first. | |
| Alright, I'll do that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Full screen and there's... | |
| Look at how fucking these kids up and I'm handicapping myself. | |
| Look at that. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah, you're literally handicapping yourself. | |
| So we went 37 and 5? | |
| Is it the final? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright, let's fuck it up. | |
| 37 and 8. | |
| 37 and 8? | |
| Alright, cool. | |
| Then we're going to play tomorrow and we're going to get the diamond, baby. | |
| Climb the diamond. | |
| I'll be you, man. | |
| Alright, Lequif, I'll give you a chance tomorrow. | |
| If you fuck up, nigga, you're done. | |
| I'll give you a shot, though. | |
| Alright, I got you. | |
| Alright, Batman. | |
| But you are ass, though. | |
| If I were you, I'd play in practice. | |
| You are a fucking ass. | |
| Okay, alright. | |
| I'll practice up. | |
| I'll practice up, man. | |
| Alright, bro. | |
| Later, guys. | |
| Yeah, later, man. | |
| Bye, man. | |
| Alright, peace, faggots. | |
| Alright, gentlemen. | |
| I think that is the end there. | |
| I am dead, guys. | |
| I woke up around 1 o'clock. | |
| It's about to be 3 right now. | |
| So... | |
| 25 hours, 26 hours, some shit like that. | |
| So I'm fucking dead. | |
| I can see my aim is coming off, so I'm like, nah, man. | |
| I'm not trying to play if I'm not... | |
| I can't fuck people up. | |
| Might add me Crab, Apple. | |
| I play hella good support. | |
| I can't talk because I'm sound still. | |
| Nigga, you're probably trash. | |
| All you guys that say you're good every time I play with y'all niggas, you guys be trash, bro. | |
| I ain't gonna lie. | |
| Yannick's be trash. | |
| Alright, I think I read all the chats. | |
| I love you, ninjas. | |
| We'll be back on tomorrow. | |
| The fucking... | |
| The beatings will never stop. | |
| We're going to destroy these scrubs. | |
| Road to champion, baby. | |
| Peace. | |
| Love you guys. | |
| We'll be back. | |
| I'll probably stream... | |
| Fuck it, I'll stream tomorrow for y'all. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| We're streaming tomorrow. | |
| Later, guys. |
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