Ah, so it's a bunch of, like a city which is one of the people with blue hair?
No, no, no.
It wasn't liberal, but...
How do I say this?
Like American, like Chinese New York.
But it's way bigger than New York.
Shanghai.
Shanghai is like 10 times bigger than New York.
Visit, I should visit one day in China.
Yeah.
The mainstream media didn't like China.
They picture us like some kind of villain.
We're live on Twitter now.
We should be going live on Rumble here in a second.
And then once we do, I'll make the introductions, have you guys introduce yourself.
This is actually kind of like the beginning of a joke.
It's like an Arab, a Russian, and a Chinese guy sign on to Overwatch.
What happens next?
Holy!
Let's fucking go!
The toxicity is about to really begin.
I'm really about to play Overwatch with a Russian and a Chinese guy.
guy.
Let's fucking go.
All right.
I think we're live on Rumble.
Okay, so what's up stream?
I'm here right now with Awkward.
Rank one fucking...
You were rank one support, right?
For a while?
Yeah, yeah.
Been ranked on support many, many times.
One of the best Zenyattas in the fucking world.
And if you guys watch him on YouTube, your YouTube channel is awkward, right?
If I'm not mistaken?
Yeah, just awkward.
Just awkward.
Some of the best breakdowns in educational stuff on Overwatch.
He's the guy that's always, damage, damage, damage.
So, yeah, let's fucking go.
Appreciate you being here.
Hold on, let me fix this.
Yeah, I remember you talk a lot about off-angle, off-angle, off-angle on Soldier 17.
I remember that a lot.
Off-angle, don't stop shooting off the angle.
Yeah, no, that's true.
We're on FedReacts.
Oh, shit, my bad.
Wrong.
Let me turn this off on FedReacts.
We're live on YouTube for a second, my bad.
All right.
Here, let me...
Okay.
Alright, we're gonna start streaming here in a second. we're gonna start streaming here in a second.
WeRise, you want to introduce yourself to the people?
I'm a good man.
I'm nobody.
The Chinaman!
Yeah, I'm Chinaman.
Give me a pretty good introduction, you know, rank one world.
What else can I ask for, right?
I mean, tell the people a little bit about your Overwatch history real fast before we get going.
Used to be a pro player a long time ago, dominating rank.
Now I teach people how to play the game better in a very simple fashion.
Gotcha, gotcha.
And you got some really good breakdowns on there.
You know, you go through a lot of the misconceptions that people have as far as like, oh, I should be doing damage as a support and everything else like that.
And you hit some controversy in the Overwatch world with that.
Yeah, absolutely.
Because people don't understand how to play the game fundamentally.
And I just break it down to very simple pieces.
Very simple fundamental pieces, you know.
In boxing, you have jab, you have cross, hook.
But the Overwatch people don't teach it that way.
Yeah, they go on the more conservative side about not doing damage and just sit in the back line and heal your teammates and not contribute to the actual teamfight from a damage perspective.
Yeah, even on tank, on DPS, they tell you to play passive, sit at the back.
Essentially, what you find yourself in is you have very low deaths.
You never die, but you never kill anyone.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Very true.
Alright, so guys, we're going to go ahead and start queuing up here.
I think I've been playing with Ryze.
Ryze, what are we?
We just played a game with Awkwards and melted them.
What are we?
We're 38 and what?
Or 37 and 8?
Between us?
Yeah.
Let me check.
I'm keeping tracking.
We're on 41 and 10.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
41 and 10 right now.
Let's fucking go.
Pick your roll, brother, and let's do this shit.
Rice is a humble dude.
I looked at his profile.
He looks like a very, very good player.
So of course you're winning.
So why do they call you the Andrew Tate of the Overwatch community, bro?
Why do they call you that?
Because sometimes people cry on Twitter and I just tell them why they cry.
Usually because they're out of shape.
When I say the word out of shape, people just freak out.
Let's fucking go!
I love it!
Tell him to hit the gym, you're on Andrew Tate.
Yep.
It's like, God forbid you tell anyone to self-improve, right?
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty much it.
I think that the Overwatch community is allergic to self-improve.
I agree with you, there are a bunch of fucking faggots.
Oh, Maren, can I tell you something?
Yeah, what's up?
I watch you, I watch you fishing with my sister, right?
My sister is very funny.
She said, if you're every one day gonna play with Fresh, please tell him.
I said, your hero is looking very delicious.
Your hero is looking very...
Wait, what?
Very delicious.
Wait, your sister said that about Fresh?
She's delicious?
The hell?
Yeah, no.
She said, please tell him.
I said, your hero is looking very delicious.
He stopped.
I'm confused, Rice.
Maybe there was a language barrier in China, man.
Alright.
No, no, no, no.
Because we eat dog.
Oh, oh, oh, because you guys eat dogs.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I see.
Okay, okay.
His pet is delicious.
Got you, got you, got you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, I'll tell you this, bro.
You guys can have Hero, man.
Go eat it, man.
Fuck Hero.
He's gay.
No, no, no.
Just a joke.
There's a ball on the left-hand side being annoying Well as half Ball is almost dead.
Dead.
Scrub.
Reaper.
Reaper one.
Melted.
Okay.
Oh, we need to go into team chat, by the way, too.
I mean, not that it really matters, but this team sucks on other teams.
Lifeweaver weak in the back.
That fucking training character.
Oh, shit.
Trying to break lineshield.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
Oh shit, McCree!
Goddamn, yo, he was getting pocketed by Mercy.
He to 10 man They can't get away with this Reaper drop down I Reap on the left.
Take cover.
Ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got you.
I'm trying to break shield.
I'm trying to break shield.
Oh, what the fuck?
Wow.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I got that.
Wow.
Right, right, right.
Where is one?
We got it.
We got it, we got it.
Trying to kill Magri?
Redeploying.
I claim this objective.
That would be something.
Nanobeast that would be...
Why nano me?
What?
And all of us?
Mercy on the right.
We...
I got you, I got you.
Torbis one, Torbis one over there.
Finish him up.
I got three, I got three, I got three.
Nice, good shit, good shit man, good shit.
I got visor for next fight.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
Uh, do we got nano?
Oh no no no, he used it already, my bad.
No, no, he used it, he used it.
If you want a Vipu, I can bubble you.
Okay.
Um, they're coming in from the left-hand side.
They got against you now too.
McCree wanted back over there.
Wow.
I've seen tougher spots.
Surrender to my will.
Yeah, I use it, I use it.
Brian shows about a break.
Oh pop advisor fucking Three one what the fuck man?
Man, this dude is not missing.
Reinhardt is weak.
Reinhardt is weak on point.
Reinhardt is weak on point.
He's pinning in.
He got saved by this fucking life bagger.
Ryan is weak.
Ryan on the left weak.
He took you off.
Lifeweaver on point.
Tree about to be gone.
Lifeweaver has no help now.
Lifeweaver on the right.
Weak, weak, weak, finish him off.
Oh, weaver, I see your light.
Get you one, get you one.
Fuck Yeah, can we touch her?
Touch for a second.
Ah, shit.
Touch it, touch it, touch it.
Touch it, right?
McCree, one!
Damn it.
Score.
Zero to one.
Alright.
We got this round.
Oh, let's go into team chat by the way.
Want a team You guys there?
Anyone in team in here?
Oh no, it's only us three.
Oh, Ana's in here.
Sweet.
Yo, Ana, can you play Mercy by chance?
Thank you, man.
Appreciate that greatly.
It's because Air McCree is getting a Mercy Pocket the whole time so it's hard to compete with that.
We've got a problem with them in.
Okay, they got a Genji.
Genji, Roadhog?
I'm melting this Roadhog already.
He's alright.
He has no hook.
Roadhog is almost dead.
Roadhog is left.
One shot on the left.
One shot on the left, Bryce.
I don't have enough damage, but I killed Genji though.
He's dead.
Okay.
Good shit.
Good shit.
Good shit on that.
Good finish.
Good finish.
Good finish on her.
Alright.
Genji weak?
Genji weak?
He has no Reef like that for this?
Get fucked, idiot.
Get fucked, idiot.
Let's see what happens now, faggots.
Arisa weak as fuck.
Godog's on the right.
Yeah, he's very low.
Get fucked, idiot.
Fucking scrub.
Genji weak.
Genji weak, no replay.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Moira weak.
Nice, man.
They got Arisa now?
They got Arisa?
Arisa's half?
Arisa's half?
She just used fortify?
She's weak though, she's weak!
Oh shit!
Stop shooting again!
Goddammit, I'm dead.
Someone's shooting again, Jay.
Fucking reflected everything into me.
I'm at Kree.
Yeah.
Alright.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I'll come back with a visor.
I'll come back with a visor.
Arisa Week!
Arisa Week on the raid!
You're gonna die with the tree!
Okay, bitch.
You gotta die.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Let's go, faggots.
Fuckin scrubs I'm back and I'm back and I'm back and I'm back and I'm back and I'm back They're all pushing.
All pushing.
Back up.
Oh, fuck.
That's not good.
My bad.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
Oh, shit.
I'm running.
I ran.
What the fuck?
I guess Arisa's a faggot, man.
Oh, shit.
Nice rest.
But, shit.
I got rest right into another...
Oh, shit.
I'm running.
I'm running.
I don't know.
I'm still alive.
Whoa, shit!
Gives me one shot.
Gives me one shot in the back.
Good finish.
Good finish.
Good finish on the game.
Nice, nice, nice.
I'm coming back.
0-1, 0-1, 0-1, 0-1.
Oh shit, nice.
Okay, we got the high noon.
Nice.
I don't even think they can touch.
Oh, game's on point.
Surrender to my will.
Round two.
One.
Nice.
The beatings will continue!
Score.
One to one.
Can I kill 32?
Myron fucked him this round.
Yeah, that last one.
Dude, their McCree had that fucking Mercy pocket, man.
I couldn't really do too much, man.
He was two-tapping me the whole time.
I ain't gonna lie, though.
Their McCree's better than our McCree, bro.
Wow.
That sounds amazing.
Probably.
Go to Mercy again, man.
Alright.
Let's fuck these faggots up.
I'm gonna just sit on the high ground and be a homosexual and just shoot them.
The whole time.
I'm gonna just sit on top here and just shoot these faggots.
Like I'm Steven Paddock.
Okay, they got Reinhardt, Reaper, Kariko.
They're bottom metal right now.
They got a McCree bottom.
McCree's on the right over there Reinhardt trying to go on point Reinhardt trying to come on point, fuck, Carrico on point with Reinhardt Kariko 1?
Ryan is weak.
Ryan is half.
Ryan could die.
Ryan could die.
Gotta break his shield.
Gotta break his shield.
Reaper's running behind our Mercy over there.
Reaper 1, Reaper 1.
Got him, idiot.
Stupid fuck.
Rhino's on point, weakest fuck.
Shields about a break.
This Reinhardt is weakest fuck.
Here, fuck, idiot.
All right.
Junkrat being annoying.
Shoot me from across the map.
He's trying to come down the long hallway.
Junkrat's in there.
Be careful.
Junkrat's sitting in that room.
Reaper 2.
Reaper 2.
Reaper week.
No, no.
Come back.
Junkrat.
Junkrat next to me.
Junkrat.
Get you in my sights.
Advisory, advisory, advisory.
They're looking at me.
Ana in the corner.
Ana in the corner weak.
Ana right next to you both.
She's weak.
Good finish.
Reinhardt is weak.
Dumbass.
One shot on Reaper.
One shot on Reaper.
One shot on Reaper on point.
One shot on Reaper on point.
Good finish.
There we fucking go.
Good shit.
Nah, you good, man.
You good.
Don't worry about it.
I'm just sitting up top weakening them.
Reaper trying to come down.
Moira too?
She just used Fade.
Moira just used Fade.
She don't got it no more.
Get fucked, Moira.
Reinhardt coming in.
Ana coming in with Reinhardt.
All of them trying to come in from the side.
I'm on the side.
The enemy advances are a portal.
Surrender to Gail the Mahal.
Why are we trying to come to a replay?
Are you rising?
Get out!
Reef on the corner.
Go!
That tire is coming from me probably.
Go!
Go! Go!
Oh.
Junkrat by the middle.
Junkrat by the middle.
One shot.
Joker going in that room Good shit Once of them on point Hit him with a helix.
Reaper?
Reaper?
Come on, fuck it, I'm bias.
Mario Weak, Mario Weak over there, Mario Weak over there!
Got her!
Let's go!
Reinhardt, dead!
Reaper?
Come here, faggot!
Get melted!
Alright, good shit.
I'm taking high ground again.
I'm gonna reset for high ground.
We got this shit.
You don't have mercy?
You don't have mercy, Mario.
Oh, be careful.
It's fine, it's fine.
I was able to live without her.
These kids suck.
That's Zen's free kill.
Yeah, free kill.
Play back a bit, Tracer.
Don't die.
So I can have the sight lines.
Jokra trying to come down the middle.
Oh, Reinhardt coming in.
Reinhardt coming in.
Reinhardt coming in.
Reinhardt on point.
Good kill on Zen.
Jokra and Ana trying to come in.
Weak on point.
Weak on point.
Two of them.
Ana dead?
Reaper gone?
Just run, just run, just run, just run.
I'm on this point, I'm on point.
Get fucked, idiot.
Lucio coming in.
Good finish, good finish.
I'm gonna take high ground again.
They're coming.
Junker is coming from the high ground.
Fuck it.
I don't have time.
Fuck it.
Reaper trying to come in.
Reaper coming in.
Reaper coming in.
One shot on him.
Good shit!
Let's fuckin' go!
Let's fuckin' go!
The beaters will continue on these fuckin' homosexuals!
This fucker kept solo shattering.
Yeah, look- look at me and both.
Juju.
Play the almost hundred.
I had to let them know that they got shit on.
Your end is within my reach.
I will go over there!
The beatings will continue.
Let's fucking go.
We gotta...
We got 2,000 y'all watching live right now between YouTube and Twitter.
Shout out to you guys.
This is kind of an impromptu stream that we're going last second.
So, appreciate you guys joining us.
You can be anywhere else in the world, but you're here with us right now.
We got the most toxic Overwatch player in the house.
Awkward.
Sorry, Awkward.
And we got China Man We Rise.
I'm playing with a Russian and a Chinese guy.
This is hilarious.
And an Arab.
The three most restrictive cultures to women.
Fantastic.
Yo, Ryze, I'm trying to find a game that you just had, that you just put on.
How do I find it?
I click recent and it doesn't show up.
You want me?
Can you give me the captain?
Yeah, but I tried to find it because it won't let me find it.
Maybe I wasn't able to save it.
You just open a game.
Just open a game.
Open a game?
Just custom game.
Just open a custom game?
Alright.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This one?
Can you see the team one and right click me?
Oh, you want party leader?
No party leader.
Just this custom game leader.
Oh, how do I give you a custom game leader party?
Just right click my name.
Not the top right, in the center.
Okay, and then what does it say?
Make owner?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me that.
Okay, go ahead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now you're still the captain, but I'm the owner of this game, you know?
Ah, okay, so you can edit it to...
Okay, yeah, can you fix it?
Because this one has a bunch of weird-ass characters on it.
I'm not sure.
*Bad music* Yeah, my friend.
You fixed it?
Listen to me.
Click L. L. Click L on your keyboard.
Okay.
Click L. Alright.
Now what?
Press what?
Hold on one sec.
Hold on bro.
I can barely hear you.
Hold on.
Let me fix this sound.
Okay, click what you said?
Okay, I click L. Yep, now it brings me to the menu.
No, it just shows invite for me.
You gotta give me back the leader, probably.
That's why.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, it doesn't show that for me because I'm not part...
Oh wait, what the fuck?
Okay, maybe I gotta make myself the...
Nah, it won't let me do it, bro.
All I see is invite on my screen.
Oh, damn it, never mind.
Did we just get a game?
Alright, fuck it.
Alright, we got some victims.
Oh, they're about to get fucked up!
Bro, I'm on DPS. Yeah, you're on DPS. They're about to get fucked up.
The man of damage himself.
Damage, bro.
Damage.
Damage?
You're gonna get...
They're about to get fucked.
They don't even know.
Alright, let's see here.
Who do you want to play, Awkward?
Play Tracer, probably.
Tracer?
Alright.
Goddamn.
You're gonna get banned on this cunt, man.
Alright, let's switch the team.
Must all find a cause we're fighting for.
Anybody in here?
Anybody in chat?
I know it's us three.
I'm here to spot you, but you have to put in the water.
I think the little fixes in your game, I think that you're easily diamond, can hit masters.
Yeah, I'm trying to give him a list on Kovac.
I see the flaws in the museum.
Yeah, I just need to play a bit more.
Oh look, Crystam already left the chat because he's a fucking faggot.
He probably got scared that we're about to melt these scrubs.
Alright, let's see here.
Alright, I'm gonna shoot them from the side.
Soldier soldier bionic healing ready for you Drunker Queen Drunker Queen less than half She's won.
Junker Queen is weak as fuck.
Good finish on that whore.
Oh, they're getting melted.
Moira, Moira's the last one.
Moira's the last one.
Come here, bitch!
Okay, let's go.
Let's get that point.
Goddamn, bro.
I didn't get none of those.
We're going Mercy.
We see Mercy, we're going Mercy.
Alright, fair enough.
I'll shoot that whore every time I see her.
On three, right, okay?
One, two...
Oh, shit!
Soldier, soldier, soldier, soldier!
Where's he at?
I'm with you guys.
Reaper?
Come here, boy!
Come here, boy!
Reaper, shit.
Sorry Or These kids are getting fucking cream pie you ready very very Where?
Where?
Where are you guys hiding?
Oh shit, okay.
You guys hiding?
You guys being dickkits?
Okay.
Torb is just looking at me.
He doesn't know that you guys are there though.
Oh shit, they're all looking at me.
Here we go.
Oh shit!
Mercy dead.
Soldier one, soldier one.
You're a fucking idiot.
Sorry about a dive.
She's getting a left.
Come here whore.
Let's fucking go.
There he is.
Go next one.
Yeah, I'm going.
I'm going.
I got a visor by the way too.
I'm gonna take high ground and shoot down on these faggots.
Careful, get that there.
Oh shit, they are there.
Right, tell me where you're going.
Come here, come here.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm trash.
I'm trash.
Let's go.
I'm the first guy.
I'm trash.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Yeah, I got you.
No, she got old.
I guess they weren't finished.
Mercy, mercy!
Yeah, boy!
You guys fucked him up and I wasn't even there!
Bro, you got a bullet between your eyes in two seconds, what happened?
I don't know, man!
I fucking, I don't know!
Yeah, it's a damn shame I died.
It's fucking embarrassing.
Yeah, let's do a gantry, sir.
It's okay, I'm about to get my revenge on these faggots next fight.
Let's go, let's go.
Oh shit, they got Bastion, they got Bastion.
He about to die though.
Moira, we...
I don't know what you're doing that for.
Goddamn, you guys killed him too goddamn fast, man!
Can't even use my visor!
What the fuck, man?
Oh, you hiding?
Yeah.
You guys are literally camping their spawns.
Soldiers already won fire at its will What the fuck Hi I'm backing up.
bitch i'm gonna even beat them in a second alright somebody behind me oh wow they're all coming from this side oh shit back up back up i got this stuff boy I'm on high ground right now.
Okay, I'm backing up then.
I don't know, I'm still alive but I am.
Good pick.
Arisa one.
She's at two.
Bitch. Soldier. Soldier one.
I got heals on point if y'all need it.
Heals on point.
Alright, we got one more team fight maybe.
Maybe not.
I don't think so.
They might come around.
Sombra on point.
Sombra on point.
I heard him.
I don't know where the hell she is.
Look at me Got you guys Oh shit!
Orisa won, Orisa won.
Got her.
Dead.
Mercy in the back.
Mercy.
Mercy top middle.
One shot.
Good finish.
Yeah, there you go.
Fucking faggot.
Let's go.
The beanies will continue!
Even with this fucking Kariko going three and four on our team.
Holy shit!
I only heard one Kasuni rush, bro.
Get in the backpack, faggot.
Holy shit, is this fucking charity?
We carrying scrubs tonight or what?
Goddamn.
*sad music* Oh shit, we got water in the house.
You boys got some space for me, or?
Nah.
Awkward, you want to play DPS, right?
Because Water's a DPS player.
I can play tank, support, whatever.
I'll play whatever.
Okay, if you want to play DPS, that's fine with me.
I'm cool with just watching.
No, I'm good, I'm good.
Okay, okay, let's go.
Alright.
I guess we minimized our chances of getting...
Now we only got to deal with one retard versus two.
I will turn.
You call me a retard, bro?
That's racist.
Well, I meant one that isn't on our team.
Alright, so how do I do this shit again?
Okay, so go into custom games and then go into create, right?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Never mind.
We got victims already.
That's so fast.
Victims, that...
That's why I was calling him, bro.
We got victims.
We got Hey You.
Alright, so go on to team chat.
Let's see if HeyU is in here.
Yo HeyU, you there?
You there?
Yo Hey You.
You there?
Of course not.
He's only in chat.
He just put a question mark in chat.
He doesn't have a mic.
He's just not talking.
Wait, what's your rank?
What are you playing?
Right now, I'm gold.
No, I think I'm...
ProRaven already knows.
Look, he said we lose GG. He already knows he's about to get raped.
See?
They already know.
Is it because he looks delicious?
O2. He says, yes.
I thought I gave you up from gold, man.
Damn right, I do.
What's that, Timmy?
Is it gonna get you all of the gold?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you know, I've already been in play at this season.
I mean, or was it last season?
The reason why I couldn't play with Myron when he first started.
Alright, let's melt these faggots.
Alright, let's see.
Lucio!
Lucio already half.
They got a Doom nigger.
He's one shot.
Lucio weak on the right.
I'm shooting Doomfist.
Doomfist, I'm trying to freeze Doomfist.
He's weak as hell.
Lucio weak on the right.
Doomfist on the left.
Oh my god, that was close.
Alright, that was good.
Alright, they won the first scene point.
That's fine.
We got the next one.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
Duke is here.
Weak, weak, weak.
Tracer weak.
Tracer one.
Goddamn.
He's on me.
He's on me.
There's one!
There we go, good job.
Let's focus front.
Face to the Lucio.
I'll try to keep him busy if you can.
We must stop the enemy from advancing.
Yeah, they're running out.
Oh, smart.
I'm behind someone on board.
Bonnie's healing.
Faces on him.
Careful, goddammit.
Let's go.
Where's Tracer?
No reason.
They can't win the fight.
Who needs healing?
Tracer dead.
Oh, they playing one.
I got hacked.
She can't run.
God damn.
At the goal fence, ult on point.
Loom me.
Oh, she's one.
Oh my god.
I wish y'all could have saw what I just said Oh my god He's on the left, he's on the right now Watch out.
He has a group.
Watch out.
He's gonna try to get back to the team.
I'm on him.
I'm on him.
Trying to get Moira and Lucio.
Got him.
Goddammit.
Moira and Lucio to the left.
Sombra weak.
Moira one.
Moira one.
Fuck you.
Lucio over here.
You guys got a bot?
Anybody need help?
I killed you.
Well done.
Doofus.
Yes Face is here some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Oh my gosh.
She literally won a fucking job.
All right.
Let's go.
Oh Push this fucking bullshitting ass.
Push started!
Let's go!
This man taking my Moira, man.
Look, this is one shot already.
He's one.
He's two healers on our ball.
Lucio's one?
Good fucking job, guys.
And I'm fine.
Sombra's with you guys.
Be careful I'm a free top metal Noob is mine Dufus is behind us Dufus is on me, I need help Kill him Lyron, kill him.
Okay They got me me to your Hey, you just try to stay on the point as long as possible.
Lucio's coming for you.
It's two healers in our tank.
If we group up, we can probably take this.
Okay.
Let's just regroup, regroup.
Enemy has the robot.
Initiate search and rescue.
Yeah, we did good.
Go back, go back.
Go back, go back.
You better run into the team.
Two more damage.
I'm going.
Killfish is on robot.
Yeah, bitch.
Yeah, bitch.
They're not healing this kid.
Drop the beat, drop the beat.
McCree weak, McCree weak in the back.
One shot on him.
At the Sombra.
Goddamn, Lucio got me.
Let's get the fucking shit.
Try to move up and fight.
Doomfist is on you guys.
Doomfist is on you.
Nobody's on bot.
I'm on bot right now.
Do we get Doomfist if possible?
There's only three of you guys up there.
I'm on this Doomfist.
Yeah, kill him.
Let's be careful.
Jumping right on me.
Oh my god.
You can't hear him.
Meteor strike.
Hey, no, I'm not the one motherfucker.
Hey.
The fucking dead bitch.
I got you married, don't run, don't run.
I turned around and I died.
I had to run.
I should have kept running.
I can't heal you.
I'm gonna get careful.
No, I'm gonna turn back around and I died.
Break, break, break, break, break.
I'm sure he's going.
*Breathes* *Breathes* I'm shooting his doom, he's weak *Breathes* Oh my god he got a fucking way *Breathes* I'm breaking his mind so far on one point *Breathes* *Breathes* Nice, let's squish the bottom, squish bottom all together Loof is behind us Kill this fucking dude I'm gonna squish him I hate this nigga bro Fucking faggot man *Breathes*
him Back Brick on bridge.
Brick on bridge.
Alright.
They're pushing from behind.
Don't fist behind me.
Oh she's alting?
Reaper on robot.
Reaper on robot.
I got you bro.
Reaper on robot.
Can I put down the wall?
We'll see a one.
Reaper has no raid?
He's on it?
I'm on it.
We have Luciano and Dufiss.
We have to do Fizz, but Brig on point.
Brig is weak on point.
We got him.
We got him.
We're trying to get to the...
What if you came by a different round?
What's up?
Be careful, we're very spread out throughout the map.
Uh, someone on bridge.
I don't know who.
Genji on bridge, Genji on bridge.
No, Lucio!
Lucio on bridge, one shot!
Lucia what Can't get away with this nice walking Kiriko fucking love you let's fucking go Nice I got you man Look y'all not the one back your ass up buddy Kiriko on these hills Yeah
I shot him I head shot him twice you killed him Careful I'm moving robot man I'm gonna be on the bridge here in a second.
Alright, here we go.
Ana!
Ana, Ana!
Oh, you won't be!
Freeze!
I don't know!
It's okay, we got him.
Two double.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice, nice, nice.
Kill Doom, kill Doom.
Goddamn, I hate this nigga, bro.
He's just focusing me so hard.
Fuck you, faggot.
Fuck you.
Goddamn.
Careful, boys.
There's no one pushing the car.
I'm getting...
Okay.
We got it.
Fuck those guys.
That was a frustrating game, man.
Yo, Myra, I understand that was frustrating, but you actually did a good job at distracting the Doomfist.
He need to be playing with his team, but he was too busy chasing you.
Dude, you're chasing me the whole game, man!
Faggot, man!
Yeah, it's old.
It's old.
I'm very good.
Fuckin' scrub.
Literally the whole time, just chasing me like a fuckin' faggot, man.
Alright, uh...
Wait, Myra, you used to be a fed, Myra?
Yeah!
Yeah, I was- I was- Back in the day.
Damn, bro.
So wait, you used to be a fed, and then an Overwatch player, and then now a podcaster.
Yeah, I actually played the most Overwatch when I was working for the feds.
That's when I hit my highest ranks.
Damn.
I actually coach a lot of people in the military.
Yeah.
Yeah, you get some downtime when you're not working.
Damn, you lead a very interesting life.
Yeah.
Then I was a D1 rower before that.
Very strange.
From FED to Overwatch to D1 rowing to bodybuilding to all that shit.
So, a lot of different interests.
Try it, man.
The Overwatch community don't like me too much, though, because they're so fucking soft, faggots.
They sound toxic.
All right.
Yo, something crazy happened that last game.
Like, I was shooting a Sombra, right?
Hitting up with the icicles.
She fucking threw a TP over my head.
I just 180'd and she landed right in front of me as I shot my icicles.
I blind flicked her ass on a 180 and she landed right in front of me and caught it.
And just like Hanzo said, your head are gonna find my arrow.
What do you usually play?
What's your main?
Oh, we need to switch the team chat too.
Yeah, I would probably...
Oh man, on PC, it's probably me, honestly.
Sombra, Sombra, Sombra!
Alright, I'm switching the team real quick.
Switching to get meat.
There's one, there's one, there's one.
It's like my dead.
Alright, good shit.
He didn't want to throw something more.
The fuck?
The hell?
Sorry, I was making sounds before everyone was in chat.
What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
You gay or something, dude?
Who are you trying to fuck, bro?
Good sleep.
Um...
Yeah, top middle, top middle.
I'm gonna have a week in those knees.
We're pretty weak.
Oh, they're all watching me.
They're all watching me.
And the Mora.
Tree dead.
And...
And Erisa is coming to a point to kill us.
And she's dead.
Oh, Sombra's somewhere.
Back up top.
I'm gonna take high ground up top here.
How did they put this house here?
Last patch, I believe.
Yeah, I don't know why.
What the fuck?
This is not my first match back.
Pirate the fuck?
They recognize you, man.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, Reaper top middle.
Yeah, I'm shooting Erysta, bro.
I'm shooting Erysta.
Sombra weak.
Nice, halt.
Reaper on payload.
Reaper on payload, one shot.
He used Wraith.
No, he ran, he ran.
He's weak.
Surrender to my will.
Holy shit, I know the bad move.
Get fucked.
One shot on the Orisa.
Good finish.
Let's fucking go.
Man, sometimes I think I'll be making bad plays, but they end up just, you know, sometimes you gotta die.
Alright.
Soldier over here.
Fuck it.
Fuck.
Behind you, Mara.
Be careful.
Yeah, she ulted on me.
What the?
Oh, Ryza!
It's okay.
I am not going to die in here.
I'm on 200, but I can't say when they shoot.
Watch out, all this armor is on you.
Oh my God.
Get around outside of us, bro.
Myra!
That little shield is just teabagging you.
I think he know you.
I don't know who he is.
He's a fucking loser.
They're going to lose anyway.
They want to be faggots?
They're going to lose.
Let's try to get some heals on our ball.
Oh, Sombra burn.
Lucio, yo, yo, yo, what's that on Marissa?
Oh, man.
Oh, fuck.
Man, I think this.
Minefield deployed.
Lucio running.
And I'm trying to group up with the team so you don't get caught by the...
Arisa one!
Moira one, Moira one!
Good finish.
I'm with you.
I'm gonna take high ground here.
Man, I'm with you.
I'm gonna take high ground here.
And this is one but it'll be for you just in case.
He's probably gonna TP over to us and EMP. Come on, step aside for a second so I can get out of the EMP. On up there!
On up there!
Hit!
He's jumping on me, monkey, jumping on me!
He popped out!
Punch them weak!
On a weak over there!
Monkey, jumping on me!
Get the monkey, bro.
Bro, just got the part.
Man.
You have to lose your weapon.
I'm about to die.
He's won!
Oh my god, he's won.
Got him.
Pull him back.
Oh, nobody's here.
You guys got him.
I'm here, I'm here.
You ain't hit me.
So DPS So the thing is like with him he jumps faster than I can TP.
Oh Let me see Watch out boy Oh, you're flying!
Fly pig.
She solo EMPBs?
Oh I am you?
Soldier one!
We're outnumbered!
monkey week I'm running I'm running man I'm sure this lucky All right, they gotta push that car Smoky, Moky!
Monkey weak, monkey weak, monkey one shot!
Oh shit, I'm dropping all two.
I'm shooting him.
Heal our tank.
Somebody heal our tank.
God, listen, bro.
Riot's just trying to get the...
I got Blossom.
Got many killed.
Nice.
Monkey left.
Money.
Only monkey.
Only monkey.
He jumped out.
Let's fucking go.
Oh my god.
Jumped off the point like a retard.
Play of the game.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we don't take a person nurse.
Fuck these kids.
kids we keep destroying them man we got three thousand watching on Twitter And 1500 watching on Rumble.
Even though we're going at fucking 6 in the morning.
It's crazy.
You got fans from all around the world, man.
You're killing it, man.
Part of the resistance, man. - It's okay.
The toxic resistance.
He was going to team chat for our last teammate.
hopefully is not a fact like that other kid every look at the state of the world something has to change oh shit they got your support Awkward?
Goddamn!
They fucked up!
If you want to end this game fast, I can just go Zen.
Yeah, go Zen.
Let's melt them.
I want to see that Zen.
Let's go.
Fuck it.
You don't got to worry about healing at all now.
Just throw the orb on me and work.
Let's go.
Yep, let's fuck these kids up.
Time to melt these kids now.
They're about to deal with the number one Zen.
Alright, D.Va top middle.
Lucio's already weak bottom middle.
D.Va trying to rush us.
D.Va out of mech.
D.Va out of mech.
Bastion one shot.
Oh shit.
Tracer got me.
Tracer got me.
Fuck.
Uh, that's my back?
I had no idea.
Still in the back, right?
I can't help you, J. I can't help you, J. I've seen tougher spots.
Okay.
I can go for him.
I can go for her.
I think we should try to bait, uh, the Tracer with, uh...
Bastion top.
They got a vent.
Tracer on me, man.
Tracer on me.
Bro.
This Tracer is fucking annoying, bro.
She killed me twice, man.
I will vent you, Myron.
Alright, you got her?
Thank you.
Good.
The tank somehow killed himself.
Good Leave on me Facing me still Wow I can't get away with that I got a tank I
I can see a left if you need some assistance.
Uh, you don't- you only have one hero?
Even we brought a middle.
Do you have about a middle weak?
Do you have about a middle weak still?
I don't know what the fuck he's doing, just standing still there.
Yeah, he's still standing still.
Got him.
Watch out, y'all.
Watch out for the heart.
Moira weak over there in the corner.
Tracer dropping down on you.
Tracer dropping down.
She had recalled.
You recalled top middle.
Moira on you guys.
Now she ran.
Tracer's looking for a bomb.
I can tell by her movements.
be careful.
Tracer on the...
yep.
She ran away, Ryze.
Hold on.
I'm with you, Ryze.
I got Tracer.
I got Tracer.
You can't walk that guy.
The team is going to ditch.
She ran away.
The team is going to be big now.
Oh, wow.
Nice!
Whoa, D-von, man.
I'm setting up bats.
Bastion of top, we got it.
Bastion of top, we got it.
I'm trying to run.
D-von point.
D-von top, middle.
D-von top, middle.
Oh, my bad.
D.Va's about to be D.Va's make-less.
Oh, that's my bad.
Face on point.
No bashing up.
Watch out.
Good fucking job, guys.
Trish are on top and jet.
Oh, but this is everyone.
You love me.
Trish are on top and jet.
Oh my gosh, she's fucking one.
He's ain't got an orb on her.
Okay, we got this.
I was discord, that's why he died.
Me and me, baby.
That's right.
They got me.
Tracer, one shot.
Good kill.
Focus point, Bizaria.
They're hiding, watch out bashing top!
This is so, you two heal them and him.
I'm shooting the D.Va with you, Zen. Where are you dead? Bump!
Oh my god! They got me!
You got this, you got this, you got this.
That warms the bones.
Oh fuck, we won that?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought it was just me and Maren up there.
Nah, uh, fucking, I don't know how Awkward stayed alive, but he stayed alive.
I was shooting a D.Va in the back, uh, with you when you were fucking her up.
But, um...
I, I, I, I'm healing him.
Score.
Oh, you were healing?
Okay, good, good, good.
I was wondering how he stayed alive.
Yeah.
I, I, I, I... Dude got 5000 damage bro.
What the fuck man?
Xen does a lot of damage man.
Especially now?
Yeah, it's incredible.
You don't have to heal anybody.
You don't have to depend on anyone.
Well you just set the orb.
You just throw the orb and then just fuck them up.
Yeah, we got the most kills.
Goddamn, man.
Alright, I gotta redeem myself here.
Oh shit, wow.
Three of them on the left.
Yo, our tank sucks, bro.
This trap paddy dude is fucking terrible, bro.
FYI. Tracer.
Wow.
Holy fuck.
You're Olo.
You're Olo.
What the fuck?
I gotta see this.
I've got this.
Orisa is weak as fuck.
Orisa is weak as fuck.
We can push.
Good finish on Orisa.
Thank you.
Zen in the back.
Weak as well?
Where I ran?
Xen running like the little bitch he is?
Xen what?
Xen dead.
At the moron face is somewhere still Let's go Let's go On the left side Here is an enemy Over there I'm trying to protect Gezi's armor from the spawn Time you fuck Oh, oh, fuck Oh my god
Oh my god, that traces one.
They're trying to push me.
They're trying to push me.
That's how I was in.
Aw shit.
FUUCK!
My healing got a little delayed.
I don't know if I was a little bit of a deal.
Yo, this on our team fucking sucks, bro.
Holy shit, man.
Yo, kid, if you're in chat, you fucking suck, dude.
Holy fuck, you suck.
I'm already healing you for half a second.
Bro, you're just getting carried right now, bro.
Just thank God that we're carrying your sorry ass.
Seriously.
Tracer on the right.
Tracer on the right.
Bottom right.
Me too.
Tracer on point weak Good pick This is gonna go for you.
Oh, what the?
How the fu-?
I deserve to die though.
Alright, we got this shit.
We got this shit.
We got this shit.
A soldier behind you?
Bro, they use that shit.
Cool ball All right, so uh Okay, Travi, Patty, you're gonna have to play better, bro.
I don't want to be an asshole or whatever, but you gotta play better.
Okay, I asked you to tell me how.
Brother, what?
I asked you to tell me how to play better.
So their tank is outplaying you big time.
She's creating way more space, she's pushing into you, and you fucking lose every one-on-one.
I've been watching.
Yeah, it is pretty awesome.
So, I don't know what to tell you, but you just need to fucking, like, stop losing the one-on-ones to the other tank.
She's outplaying you in every fucking corner.
You know how to play Ryan?
You know how to play Ryan?
Nah, it's fine.
Adiba's probably better.
I'm really not trying to fucking lose to these kids.
They fucking suck, bro.
I'll play better.
A taste of poison.
Soldier on the right.
He's one shot!
Okay, nice.
Back up, Travy Patty.
You're weak right now.
Tracer on me.
Tracer, she's out of blinks.
Good kill.
Thank you.
Alright, there we go.
I'm gonna spawn camp there's in.
Oh shit.
I got a heal pad right here.
Yo!
Back up.
Yeah, back up.
There's a tracer in there.
I hit it with a helix.
Back up, bit.
Moira?
Moira weak in there?
Yo, though, this is already weak as fuck!
The soldier told you to Back out All right I got Rudy.
I want to spawn camp.
Alright.
Not dead yet.
This is group up, guys.
Are there three people watching me?
Then on the right, then on the right Moira too?
Ice!
Larissa blocked off on my healers.
She's weak, she's weak.
Moira 1, man, Moira 1 and Zen weak too.
Zen dead, Zen dead.
What the fuck was that bomb?
Orisa 1, Orisa 1 over here, Orisa.
Point, point, point, cap, cap, point, cap, point.
Y'all got the Orisa?
Arisa, one shot again.
Be careful up there, boys.
Soldier up there.
I got a visor.
Just back up.
Melted.
Good weakening.
To the left, guys.
To the left.
Soldier behind you.
Shit, they're chasing me.
She's gonna ult, she's gonna ult.
Melted.
Alright, I got Visor.
Just fight point, just fight point, just fight point.
Fuck it.
Force him to come to us.
We got two ults.
He's going to use transcendence on your Visor.
Oh yeah, he has a transcendence.
You're right.
Good call.
Good call.
He's on second base.
Your Tracer has not used bomb.
They gotta get in here at some point.
Soldier's coming left.
He's getting Visor.
Soldier's gonna ult probably from the left.
There we go.
Orisa leak!
Orisa leak!
I'm gonna Visor after this.
Visoring right now, Orisa in my face.
Tracer bomb me.
Get the Orisa one shot on that bitch!
Good stuff.
Yo, their Orisa was their best character, bro.
Fucking...
And...
holy shit, man.
Play of the game.
Damn!
What did I even do?
I didn't do anything interesting.
Experience Tranquility.
What's the...
The record?
Yeah, what's the record right now?
I think we're 5-0.
No, we lost one.
49-11.
49-11?
Alright.
We just lose one.
Only one.
Damn, 49-11 is crazy.
We got our Mercy main that wants to play.
Here, let me get her in.
Is Yennefer?
Yeah.
Yennefer is good.
Let me get her in right now.
Oh yeah, that's alright.
Yeah.
Some mercy from last time.
Most women suck at video games, but she's not bad.
Yeah, I was watching her.
She's pretty good.
Alright.
Time to destroy.
Hey, what the hell?
Let me see here.
What's the...
So I gotta go create, you said?
And sitting.
Top right.
And there's...
Ah, fuck.
What do I do?
Okay.
Go ahead.
What's the code again?
NVN5 or some shit?
Okay, so do I hit that in there and then hit create?
Yeah.
Ah, there we go.
you go, is this it? - No. - What the fuck?
Maybe settings?
Oh, okay.
Import code.
Okay, that's what it was.
N5VVA. Okay.
What the fuck?
It says import code or...
No, not share code.
Save preset.
Yeah.
No, save it.
Import.
Yeah, when I put import code, N5VVA, and then I hit OK, and then it brings me to settings.
Yeah, come back.
Come back to the main point.
And then you start the game, I believe, after that.
Bro, it's not working.
What the fuck?
Alright, let me hit exit.
Okay.
So I go create.
And then I go settings.
And it says import code.
And I go, okay, NV55A. Okay.
Then it just brings me to fucking modes, lobby, workshop, heroes, maps.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
So Ryze, I think the best thing for you to do is for Myron to give you the leadership role and then for you to get us into the game and then you to coach him to go into the settings.
Save it.
So therefore, when he's leader, you can just go into Myron King, just go into settings, open the preset and then start it.
I tried that.
When I hit recent games, his game doesn't show up.
Oh, that's weird.
Yeah.
Oh, you have to save it as a preset, as a way you can save it as a preset.
Oh, I know!
This code is Asian server.
Ah, okay.
I understand now.
It's Asian server code.
Alright, because in my head I was like, what the fuck?
This is Asian server code.
I gotta find an American one for you.
It's okay, though.
See?
My bad, my bad.
Alright.
I'm about to fuck these faggots up now.
I was going to say go into team chat, but there's no point where Everybody's here.
Can you guys hear me clearly, or do I sound far away?
Because I'm moving my mic a little bit further away from my mouth.
Good, good, good.
I hope so, man.
This mic was expensive.
It's a fucking Newman.
Damn, you got a Neumann for gaming?
Yeah.
It's U87 too.
Damn.
It's the one that I used to have for the show.
The one I used to use.
It's 4,000 US. I don't know how much yen that is.
Damn.
It's probably like a couple billion yen.
Alright, let's fuck these guys.
Oh, what the fuck?
They got a Reaper?
Reaper Moira?
Yep.
Where is he at?
Oh, I'm shooting a Reaper right now.
Reaper dead, Reaper dead, Reaper dead.
Genji weak too.
Did you want?
Oh my god, let me help.
Oh, you tried to get me.
Not today, buddy.
I'm not the one.
Ball over here.
Fuck him, I'm ignoring him.
I'm on point.
I'm on this game sheet right now G1 Moira on point Moira dead I'm being a pussy I'm shooting ball, ball speed Nice ball No problem man Creepers under there be careful He's one.
Fucking fag.
Alright.
Good res, good res.
There we go.
I hit him with a helix.
He got healed though.
Ball coming in now.
I got visor.
Ball coming for you, ball.
I'm with you, Moira.
I'm with you on the sketch.
Got him.
Good fucking job guys.
Bravo?
Okay.
Ball's weak.
Ball's weak.
Good finish.
This boy is so lost.
Need help with Mara here.
Fuck your dog this boy is bitch.
Excuse my language, ma'am.
Nah, nah, you can swear.
Yanafer don't care, bro.
Yeah, I don't care.
Her and her man watch the show.
They know what time it is.
Alright.
Yeah, we got this shit.
We got it.
She makes sandwiches for a guy in between games.
She's not like these stupid-ass other weirdos that play this shit.
Ball and... Ball and uh... rebirth Uh... go to the next point Oh, okay Fuck him up!
Fuck him up!
Genshin, weep?
Yeah, guilders be on it, man.
Make sure they...
That's the ball.
Yeah, fuck idiot!
He's locked!
He's so hating me!
Goddamn!
Oh, yeah!
I got you, Claire.
Oh, no!
That's my bad.
Oh, oh shit.
Oh!
God damn!
Alright, hold on.
Yeah, don't even- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mori's here too.
Fuck off my point.
You got too greedy for killing him there.
I'm on fire!
Got one.
I took one with me.
Gracie, if you honestly can, that would be- No, I can't.
I'm being chased by Reaper.
Reaper one shot on point.
He has Wraith.
He has Wraith.
Chase him down.
He's one.
Kemp, you dead?
Ball on point weak.
I hear a reaper.
Oh, he teleported.
He's one shot over there.
He's one shot over there.
He running like the little bitch that he is.
Yeah, I'm running.
I'm running.
What the fuck?
Oh, I'm sorry I walked you off.
It's fine.
Just keep contesting it.
Let it get to 99 or some shit.
Try to annoy them until 99 if you can.
Good shit.
We're coming back on point right now.
We're coming back right now.
They're chasing our ball.
Oh, we're back in it.
We're back in it.
We're back in it.
Group up if you can.
We're spread then.
The ball's too busy chasing me because he sucks.
Only one healer with you guys.
We're behind.
Shit.
Oh, she's blocked.
No, it's the mercy off.
Yeah, he's on me now.
Alright, alright, just group up, just group up.
Group up, group up.
Actually, mate, come back because you're by yourself.
Oh, two dead, two dead, two dead, two dead, two dead.
Ball's on the point, half.
We're on point, we're on point.
Oh my god.
That was confirmed.
Reaper on the left.
Reaper on the left, please.
Wraith, you dying today, faggot.
Oh shit.
All on point.
Each one, each one.
What?
Oh, you didn't need to do that.
Oh, this again?
Never mind.
Walter, are you celebrating?
I got Visor for the next fight.
That's a celebrating one.
Oh shit, they're here, they're on.
Oh shit, they're all here, they're all here.
You're going the wrong way.
They're chasing me.
I love the NFL following you, though.
They're chasing me still, bro!
These dudes are faggots!
They're just chasing me, bro.
- Bro, these dudes are trash.
- They got me.
- Bro, they chased me from the other side.
Holy shit, Timmy.
Coming back now, Tim.
If you can try to stall...
I can't get away.
Oh, Marcy probably can make it to you.
They got destroyed.
He got three.
He got three.
Only two.
Yeah, we got numbers.
We got numbers coming up.
I'm coming in with a visor.
Victor no rate More one more one more one Walking down the offense rally to me Good block ball.
Pass.
He's locked.
He's low.
I can't save you every time.
Back at the graveyard.
Let's kill the Reaper.
Fuck this kid.
Where is he?
Oh, I'm coming to you.
Careful, I'm going to go away.
Nice wall, nice wall.
Okay, I'm here, they're all here.
They're all here.
96% allowed.
I don't know if anyone's there to capitalize, bro.
Oh my...
I was so close.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
All right.
I'm empowering you.
That's more percentage of what I should have said.
That's fine.
We got one more team fight and we got this shit.
Alright, I'm gonna go left.
Okay.
Alright, I'm here.
I'm shooting the Bastion on their team.
Bastion already weak on their team.
I can touch them back.
The ball solo ulted me, man.
Can we not touch it?
Touch him, touch.
I'm gonna try to get in there if I can.
Okay, next point.
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm backing up.
Creeper chasing me.
They come down hunting us.
Woah!
They're still chasing us.
Let's just get next point.
Let's just get next point.
They're still chasing me.
These kids are fucking faggots bro Still got some fight in me One down on their team.
Go next point, Woltar.
Go next point.
Yeah, let's get this next point.
He's one he's one he's one on this fucking bag Boys went on lock As we bumping try to get to the point Rest me Oh They're all in your girl.
They're like all in here My Bastion 1!
Got him.
Paul, being annoying as fuck.
He's getting healed.
They don't have DPS. They don't have DPS. Reaper, Reaper.
What the f-?
I'm shooting the bombs with him I'm shooting the ball.
I'm shooting the ball.
God damn it, he got me.
I'm shooting his Reaper.
Oh yeah, so he's raised.
Fast in one shot, man.
Oh.
Bastion weak still.
I re-burned the left.
He's weak?
Yeah.
Balls one, balls one, balls one!
Reaper's alive here.
Goddammit!
He's weak, man.
Yeah, there is.
Reaper weak as hell on point.
Oh my fucking god.
Okay.
This ball, man.
All right, we just gotta win for the last shit.
I'm running.
I'm running.
Fucking annoying bro.
Let's get last point guys.
Let's just get last point.
Come on, man.
I'm really not trying to lose these fucking kids.
They suck, dude.
I'm playing a good distraction game on us.
We just gotta group up and focus.
Shit!
They're bashing on me.
Alright.
I'm about to have a point right now.
I'm on it.
I'm on point.
I don't know where they're at though.
Alright.
Hopefully I'll get on the last one here.
Me, Water, and Mercy are here.
They got bashing in front.
Bashing in front.
I'm leaking them already.
I got a visor?
Zeeper trying to come left?
Zeeper teleporting?
She's chasing me, she's chasing me.
Fuck, man!
Got one of the healers.
What?
I got a visor, man.
I'm...
I'm in trouble.
I got separated.
Oh my fucking god!
We got the ball, but we gotta...
Oh, Murray, get back to point!
Oh, Ryze, he needed you.
I killed two, though.
I'm coming back with the visor.
He just jumped on me, man.
Die!
Wow!
Oh, I'm not trying to lose this.
Uh, dude, try and stay with my room.
Okay, I'm not trying to lose this.
One shot off.
Ripple one, Ripple!
He's the one, he's the one.
Rip up, let's rip up, let's rip up.
Let's steal some blood.
Thanks.
Wall is one.
Wall is one behind you, Reaper.
Water behind you!
Behind you, Walter!
Yo, Reaper got me.
Reaper got me.
Mercy, get out of there.
Reaper, Reaper, Reaper, Reaper!
Good res.
Reaper on point, one shot.
Reaper on point, one shot.
He's running away.
Chase him down, man.
Don't let him die.
Ball.
Ball on point.
Oh, I'm playing.
Kill the fucking ball.
Oh, I'm playing.
Kill the fucking ball.
Goddamn.
Out of the fucking job.
Right now we gotta really group up and lockhand.
They're going to try to push hard with an AW. I got to fill them with the hat spots.
This way!
Oh my fucking god.
Good fucking job, guys.
We pulled that shit back.
That was way too fucking close, man.
Play of the game.
I think, yeah, we're playing other five stacks at higher ranks.
So that's why.
All right, let me, all right.
So I'm going to give you party leader here.
Yeah, just give me, just give me.
I just opened.
Oh, we got a chat here from Chris Rumble.
Myron is up late.
Hey, shout out to you, Chris.
Chris, you know I'm grinding.
the CEO from Rumble.
He said Myron is up late.
You know it, bro.
We're going hard to paint.
We got 2,300 of y'all watching over on Rumble.
We got another 3.7K watching on YouTube.
Or sorry, on X. We would never have this shit on YouTube.
I'll bet.
It's been like five years.
I've been doing this for years.
Who the hell are you?
Oh, is that awkward?
Yeah, it's Rumble Rant.
Ryan, is this the one that Maren needs to save?
Yeah, this is the one I need to save, yeah.
He can't save.
This is Asian.
Oh yeah, Asian.
Remember?
Asian.
Oh, okay.
I will find an American one.
If he copies the settings, would it still be Asian?
This one is the code.
This one is the code.
Yeah, yeah.
He gave it to you.
Wait, can you guys talk real quick?
Okay, I got y'all.
Oh, all right.
Yeah, the American code is Vaxxed.
It's Vaxxed?
Yeah, V-A-X-T-A.
Okay.
Bye.
Thank you.
You know what?
I'm gonna make this speed hard.
So the movement pattern is...
All the robots are all pro player.
Yeah, with the names, right?
Look at them.
Yeah, the name is our old pro player.
How do you do it where you can reload?
Oh, I got you.
I got you.
Oh, never mind.
I think we got a game.
Shout out to Chris from Rumble, man.
Yo, Chris, I saw him play Final Fantasy in here.
And then we got Jay says, Yo, Myron, here's a question.
How does Chris make it home when he's drunk?
Does he walk it by himself?
Uber or does someone take him?
W Hennessy, Chris.
He walks home, bro.
He's right around the block from me.
He literally is right around the corner.
And then Colin Bissette, Yo, Myron, what's your sleep schedule like, bro?
Just wondering.
Have a great stream, brother.
Glad you're on Rumble.
Shout out to you, Cold Biscuits.
I got to do a podcast actually at 3 p.m.
tomorrow, so I'll probably sleep within the next two hours.
But we got awkward in the chat, so I was like, fuck it, man.
We got to go hard to paint.
100% dude.
So I was like...
I wasn't even gonna fucking stream today, but since I was like, yo, we got...
you in this chat?
I was like, fuck, we gotta, we gotta fucking make it happen.
You having a guest over for the podcast or...?
Uh, yes.
Yes, we got actually...
We got two guests tomorrow.
One at five and then one at seven.
But I'm gonna do a pod for them at three.
For their channel.
Hey, man.
Yeah, these girls are interesting.
You know how these whores are.
Oh, we're 50 and 11 right now.
Okay, nice.
Alright, I'm sitting up top right.
They got Hanzo.
Yep, Hanzo Roadhog Zen.
Hanzo Roadhog Zen.
And a light weaver Shit Hanzo's.
I'll blow.
Yep.
Hanzo weak on cart.
Uh, Hog is low in that room.
Yup, Hanzo weak on cart.
Oh, they got a Mei too.
Hanzo Roadhog is gonna try to flank Hanzo right next to the cart I got the Hog.
But that looks...
Hog is weak.
Mei, weak over there.
Oh, Roadhog chasing me.
Thank you, Mercy.
I'm on this Hog.
Oh, he ran away.
He ran away.
No, no, no!
He's back!
I'm on Hog.
He dropped down.
He dropped down.
He missed his hook because he sucks.
He missed his hook.
He's one shot.
Goddamn.
Okay.
I'm running.
I'm running because I don't know where the team's at.
Dragon.
Oh!
Oh no!
Fuck.
Okay.
That's a fucking embarrassment.
Hi today, buddy.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Be careful.
I got Visor.
I'm gonna take high ground on the...
Roadhog can die.
Damn it!
I'm gonna Visor from the top.
Agents, hot dogs, players!
Lanzo, one shot.
Oh my god, he was his...
Dennis, one shot in there, ball.
He's one shot in that room.
Only hands on.
Kill hands on.
Kill hands on, boy.
Just him.
Just him.
Don't let him kill the person.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Dude.
Oh my god, man.
He was so weak, bro.
Nice.
Goddamn!
How the fuck did she know it was coming right there?
Hey, people coming from the lift.
Yeah, we got Hanzo to the over here.
Uh, Mei on point.
Just him.
Just her.
Hanzo's weak over there.
Oh, they got Hog up here.
Mei on point.
Zen-1, Zen-1.
Got him.
Mei-1, Mei-1, Mei-1.
Oh, she killed Blizzard.
She died.
Idiot.
Roadhog here, Roadhog here.
Wow, Ice Reaver.
No, he's still dying.
Fuck you.
Do a fucking job, guys.
Life lead over there weak.
Finish him off.
Kill that fucking tranny faggot.
Alright, let's back up.
Let's back up.
There you go.
Hanzo sitting in that room.
Trying to get back.
Yeah, I'm running.
I'm running right now.
I'm running right now around the back.
I hear hogs beat.
Yep, yep, yep.
He's, um...
He's below.
He's so bad!
Hanzo one!
Hanzo one over there!
Fire those all right.
Shit!
Fuck!
Two of them over there weak!
Two of them weak over there.
What the hell is this fucking tank doing?
Get them off me!
He's just fucking around, man.
Panzo weak below.
Everyone heal up.
I got tired, by the way.
They're careful, Maren.
They know you're a hero.
Throw the tire on them, bro.
They're all bunched up like a bunch of idiots.
What the fuck?
Such bullshit.
Pull back.
I got tired.
They're tired.
Tired now.
Tired now.
Fuck.
- Fuck, they got me.
- Oh my God.
- Yeah, that was nuts.
I heard about one though. - Who needs healing?
Sigma's shooting me.
We're doing good on numbers.
I'm backing up.
Somebody's trapped.
Good job guys.
Sigma on payload.
One shot.
Sigma on payload.
Finish him up.
Dead.
Good shit.
60 seconds remaining.
They haven't used Dragon.
They used Trans.
I think the Reaper is new.
They're swapping Zen for something else.
They still have Zen, but they've got a Brick.
Reaper is trying to flank it by going underneath.
I can say it don't.
100 spamming arrows.
They got a Brick now?
Zen dead?
Somebody's trapped on payload.
Oh shit, Reaper and Sigmon on payload.
Yeah guys, they moved up on us.
Fuck!
He's so fucking annoying, this prick is!
Fuck him!
Fuck him!
I'm gonna fuck him!
Sigmon payload, Sigmon payload guys.
It's Sigmon payload right now.
Nice, but now we got him.
He can't, he can't do shit when...
Dude, solo ulting.
You're a fucked idiot.
Reaper?
Reaper one?
Good.
Good job, guys.
Good shit.
Let's fucking go.
Belly did shit this fucking match, man.
Ah, damn, their Birkish is so fucking annoying.
She only went 2 and 4, bro.
Bro, she sucks.
He gave his all of the heal from Zen.
Fuck.
Huh.
Good idea.
Time to fuck these kids up.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Do not start the mission yet.
The mammal has something in his teeth.
Okay, go ahead.
What tank do you mainly play, uh, Awkward?
Like, is your main, like...
I think Zarya.
Zarya, I don't play a lot of tanks.
I generally don't play a whole lot.
Oh, you don't play a lot of tanks?
Zero casualties.
No?
Why don't you jump in the lead, bro?
Fair enough.
I go to the right.
Soldier one shot.
So fuck it's OG-LO.
I'll chuck the echo behind you, ball.
Bunch of them weak up there Somebody's weak over there Yeah, it's a soldier.
Oh, whoa, the tank is low too.
Soldier, one.
Parisa's coming on point.
Echo?
Echo one.
Got her.
Wow.
That bitch is trash.
She ran across the map to chase me.
Now they're gonna die.
Now she's gonna die for that shit.
You wanna be funny?
Fuck you!
Now you're dead.
Four.
Reaper one.
Reaper one.
Thank you.
The finish is good.
finish his rise. - King of beauty. - Watch out for Hanzo, top left. - top left. - Yeah, I'm back to Hanzo.
Orisa jumping down.
Oh, they got me, they fucking jump.
Of course, this is gonna solo.
Fucking word.
This Arissa has a hard on for me man.
Can you two back up Mercy and uh, we're good.
That's better.
Okay, I'm backing up.
I got a visor.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna plank them with the visor from around.
I'm gonna visor them from up top.
Fucking faggots.
Watch out, somebody's up there, I think.
White faggot, dead.
Fuck you!
I'm on this Arisa with you, dead.
I'm on a Reaper.
He's weak, he's weak.
He has to use wraith mode So I'm gonna do I Nice.
Nice.
I got you, man.
Man, you guys are having all the fun killing these faggots.
I'm here.
Oh. - Time for Dragon.
Dragon on payload.
All right, we good, we good.
You guys know Pokemon class, no payload.
Still above my Rando.
And we got it.
Hanzo weak over there.
Good call, good call.
We got it.
Bro, those kids got destroyed.
They were just trying to avoid not getting killed by Ball and fucking Moira.
What the fuck man?
Yeah.
They were staring at back line up.
This is for...
Did you hit champion yet?
Awkward or no?
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh my god, I always do that.
My bad guys I fucking accidentally left the party My bad I I always do that shit.
Sorry.
I'm over here by myself in the thing like, Ayo Awkward, did you make champion yet?
I actually...
I'm very close to champion.
If I would've played more, I would've been champion, yeah.
Alright, what's the code you gave me, by the way, Awkward, for the custom game?
V-A-X-T-A. V-A-X-T-A-A? V-A-X-T-A. It's 1A. Okay, 1A. Is this it?
No, because when I put that in, it says Antarctic Peninsula?
No, no.
V-A-X-T-A, right?
Yeah, yeah.
That one.
Import code.
V-A-X-T-A. Okay.
There you go.
Yes!
Where do I click to get in here then?
Click escape one time, you'll get back to the lobby and then start game.
Okay, I hit escape but nothing happened.
Oh, okay.
Here we go.
Why does it have you in the queue?
Why does it not have you in here?
You can swap me.
You can only play four people.
Four people.
Oh.
What the fuck?
Bad mode, yeah.
That's gay.
You can swap me out too.
Yeah, Yen is only gonna be healing and shit, so.
Mostly.
Yeah, you don't want to see my DPS. You definitely don't want to see my tank.
Ah, damn!
You, you are on five priest level?
Wait, what?
Uh, level five priest level.
Yeah.
Endorsement level.
Sorry, sorry.
What's an endorsement level shit, by the way?
What the hell does that mean?
This is all new shit that I've never heard of.
What does that mean?
When you play well or you're a nice guy, people can commend you for it.
And then your endorsement level goes up.
Oh, my endorsement level's probably trash.
I'm surprised you're not banned yet, I'm gonna be honest, Maren.
I got banned in the first...
It's pretty much a clout level.
I got banned the first week on voice chat.
Because I started like...
Because I would say like, oh yeah, let's go destroy these fags.
And the kids in the game would be like, bro, you can't say that.
That's problematic.
And I'd be like, shut up, faggot.
Fucking losers, man.
My endorsement level's high because I'm better seen, not heard, so nobody knows I can be toxic.
Alright, time to melt these faggots.
This is my Symmetra map, so, you know, try to do it that way, as you will.
TPS from spawn In OTP water all the way to the high ground Oh shit
Five, four, three, one Water, TPS here man, on top.
Round 1, capture.
Sorry, yeah, that's what I usually do.
I don't have a DP, he's bound.
Oh wait, did I put it in the wrong spot?
Oh, you're good, you're good.
I don't have a key.
Oh, Moga middle, Moga middle.
He's already had it.
McCree, we- They got a Bastion too, be careful.
I got a hill right here for you, Zarya.
I got the hosel back left, we'll be careful of that.
Maga weak on the right.
McCree one, McCree one, McCree one!
Maga chasing Arzaria, Maga chasing Arzaria.
Be careful, guys.
Alright, good fucking job.
Oh!
No, man!
We got one down, and our mercy is...
I'm backing up, I'm backing up fucking shit.
Are we backing up or are you guys gonna keep fucking him up over here?
We're backing up?
I'm backing up a bit, I'm backing up a bit.
I don't have a juice, I don't have a juice.
They got a Joker Queen now?
I got here here you guys I got heels right here on the left Fuck already got her How's I running?
Come here, bitch.
I'm running.
He's one shot.
No, he's one.
He's one shot, but...
Oh, oh.
I really don't.
Fuck it.
Let's go.
Punish them.
Let's go.
Oh shit!
I'm so down.
I'm so fucking down.
I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
Oh man, they're so 1hp.
Oh my god, I wish I would.
May one shot me one shot.
Oh They got me Shooker Queen chasing me like a bitch Jennifer, you are fucking mad.
Let's go.
Moira, one.
Moira, one.
Whoa, bitch.
One shot on Moira.
Chooker, queen, one.
Chooker, queen, dead.
More dead.
And mail point.
Good fucking job, guys.
This is not shit.
Oh.
Fucking job.
Holy shit.
They got fucked up.
They can't do shit against the actual Overwatch squad.
Like, we got the most diverse fucking group of people here.
Alright, I like this map.
All I'm gonna do is just sit in the corner and shoot them like a fag.
Like, that's all I'm gonna do.
Literally all I do is soldier on this one.
I just sit in the corner where the help pack is and I just shoot them.
Why you guys fought on point?
Can't even take it anyway No one take it Alright, I'm gonna sit right here on the left hand side and just fuck them up.
Soldier Roadhog.
Roadhog's already on point feeding because he sucks.
He's in a health pack room Roadhog on point, Roadhog on point And May?
May one shot on point Roadhog is weak on point, fuck him up water Good finish, easy clap I'm gonna cap point Good cap Alright, I'm gonna sit back a bit, I'm gonna sit back a bit Are we gonna stay here?
Hold them here?
All right, fuck it.
They're trash, right?
Yeah.
It's OK.
Roadhog no hook.
They're going to-- Maze is going to try to wallace off.
Good finish.
Soldier weak officer.
Oh, I should have a little bit of a weapon.
I got B1.
I got it, he will!
94 to all.
May 1.
Look at that!
They're just sitting in there!
Let's see if they get the balls to come out there and spawn, fucking pussies.
Bashin on the left More one Bitch ran.
Oh Nice shit I know they're mad.
Oh, I got one.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm trash.
Oh, shit!
I got rest!
But if you're a pistol, I'm just gonna miss you.
Yeah, I'm gonna miss you.
You're a competent point!
Fuck it, I'm with you, Zarya!
I'm putting a hill pad down.
Oh, I'm dead.
He sucks.
They're trying to get on point.
This bitch is through a glycerin.
Get fucked, whore!
He's still dead.
Thanks.
Easy clap.
Ooh, that hook.
Right at me.
Yeah.
Good job, guys.
Wow.
Kid said report him?
Report who?
Oh, they're mad because their tank sucks.
They're saying report their tank.
Bro, they ain't gonna do nothing.
They were gonna lose anyway.
Yeah, that thing was trying his best.
He's just trash.
Yeah, he really is just trash.
Look at him.
V-Rise don't even respect him.
He said, fuck it.
I'm turning my back on you because you suck.
The beatings will continue.
Oh, I almost diamond in my room.
Nice.
Good, good, good.
On your smurf.
Yeah, I can get another count.
No, that's fine.
I'd rather play better kids anyway.
I'd rather lose a game with good kids than fucking...
No, because if I got diamond, I can play with you guys because water is...
Over?
I'm about to be plat.
I'm gonna game it with plat.
Oh that's okay.
That's okay.
Now we can play.
We can play.
Heroes never die.
It's go time.
It's go time.
Heroes never die.
It's go time.
We all hear the one.
It's go time.
That's so short.
It's go time.
Oh, got some new victims.
It's 6:00 AM.
on your time, right, Mary?
No, it's 7.30 my time.
Goddamn!
Every soldier?
Okay.
Hey, Ryze, what's the record?
52 and 11.
52.
52.
Yeah, that's crazy.
You gotta win 50 plus games to hit diamond.
That's fucking gay.
Fucking plat too, man.
Alright, I'm gonna sit back here.
Yo, uh...
Yo, um...
Awkward, you wanna run DPS next round and we can have someone else do tank?
Cause I know you probably hate playing tank.
No, I'm good, I'm good.
I enjoy playing everything.
You sure?
Because Tank is kind of gay in this game.
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
I think 6 vs.
6 was a lot better.
Yeah, but these players are so shit, I'm just destroying them.
This is true.
They are shit.
Oh, they got an echo.
Monkey on me already.
Kill him!
Kill him!
He's one!
He's one!
Monkey me!
Oh my god.
He's so fucking low.
He's one, he's one!
He faces the left here, though.
Echo, weak, running away.
Oh, we're right, let's go.
Let's be careful up there.
I'm good, I'm good.
Where is this guy going?
He's trying to pit me.
Oof!
Nice go!
I won't just save your life Who's your behind here?
I got the shield, he's dead Ah damn Holy I shoot on these kids Any day of the week I'm gonna run hard, charge out of that so we can get you
GOTCHA BITCH! Yeah, I can.
Oh, I got it!
It's okay, I got the wall for you.
I'm with you You definitely got hammer down he's preparing for it Oh
Oh, it doesn't affect them from inside of us.
They got me.
Oh, shit.
I should have just ran the whole way.
Go, Yennefer.
Got this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Follow me, follow me, Yennefer.
No no no no no no we never left it!
*laughs* *laughs* *laughs* I want to do the photo thing!
We can't we can't.
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm gonna touch and you're gonna follow me.
Oh, I was ready.
I was like, okay.
Let's go.
I'm gonna love me I'm gonna go ahead Yeah, got her I can fish I can fish Be careful What?
I just see him Is that a resume?
I'll be right there I got her Watch out, Brian, coming in I got the net still Pass it one shot down there They're finished We got two to the right, Myron Myron, we got two to the right I'm looking, I'm looking They're looking at me They're all looking at me.
Person coming to me?
Alright, I'm on bridge.
I'm gonna just shoot them in the back.
They're looking at me?
I'm pulling their attention in the opposite direction.
Nice.
Ryan is weak.
He's weak, Ryan is weak over there.
Ryan, I lose your luck.
Succio, Succio, I won't be loyal, Myra.
Succio, I won't be loyal.
I got him.
Alright, good job.
Good job, guys.
- Nice, good job.
- Come on. - Come on. - Why did you eat me like a-- - Ana below?
They got a Genji now.
He's on the left.
This your hand.
Why are you sorry?
Genji on me?
Genji watch that.
What?
Watch her!
What?
That'll block you off?
I'm so sorry.
I got a...
What?
I got the rest.
Soldier ran away, one shot over there, re-rise, kill him.
He dropped beat to fucking save him and his Reinmark.
Rein is weak, Rein is Rein is weak, Rein is one, Rein is one.
Ryan is weak!
Ryan is weak!
*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* Soldier went over there, soldier went over there, Rice Good finish, good finish, man Good shit *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* I got a visor, by the way.
I'm just...
...waiting for them to actually push.
Walker, I'm gonna...
Walker, you're gonna lock my...
Welcome to Ryan.
They got a break, too.
Yeah, fuck, idiot.
You good?
Reinhardt's in castle.
Reinhardt's in castle.
Yo, point, point, point!
Ryan is one!
Lucio won!
Let's go!
Reaper on point!
He chased me!
Tracer!
Tracer on point now!
Should we call?
What the fuck?
Holy shit, she just killed us out.
Oh shit!
Ryan are on point.
So Lucian?
Ryan is weak, Ryan is weak.
You guys got this.
Nice.
You're gonna look at my POV. You will directly kill me.
It's so funny.
I'm sorry, man.
I tried to put up the best walls to help you guys.
Don't worry though, but it's so funny.
You gotta look.
You gotta run the road.
Yeah, that Winston was fucking them up, bro.
They didn't know what to do.
Yeah.
Yeah, Winston is the kind of character.
If you're shit, you're shit.
If you're good, you're incredibly good.
Yeah.
I thought we were going to run straight through them, but they actually made it fun at the end right there.
So is Doomfist.
Dude, I was just sitting on top of the castle the whole time just shooting down on them, bro.
Like...
Yeah, they had too many things to focus on.
I'm like, you know, off-angle shooting them with icicles, winstons, and more up there, so you at the top.
Hey, that's my character.
That's my favorite character.
Doomfist, how can you live with yourself?
So many people have died because of you.
Oh, no, Doomfist.
Doomfist.
Oh, Doomfist?
Niggerfist?
That's what I call him.
Just just just him I got heal right here for you guys Bang Sojourn has a charge of real gun right now.
Sojourn 1, Sojourn 1, though.
Lifelieve are weak on point.
Sigma on point two?
I got you.
Sigma trying to chase our mercy?
Yeah.
Oh, boy, you punched the fuck out of him, bro.
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, he was about to throw a rock at me and fucking awkward punched him in the back.
That was hilarious.
You know how it is bro.
*laughs* Punch the fuck out of that boy.
He got both there just you and I'll offer it.
Soldier one shot!
Soldier one shot!
Oh shit!
I got her.
Oh no!
I got her, but...
I punched a soldier in.
Yep.
Oh fuck!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I did.
He was right here.
Oh fuck, my mouse back!
Ahh... Mercy!
Mercy, watch that top castle.
Soldier's behind us.
I'm going top castle.
I'm going top castle.
I think there's a soldier up there.
Yep.
I got him.
Soldier one.
Where is he?
I don't see him.
Oh.
I'm going for this soldier.
I'm going for him.
Let's go.
Let's go.
He's one.
Okay, good.
Sure.
I got Visor.
I'm sitting on top.
Wait until they come out and try to contest.
You guys tell me if they're going out of left or right and I'll wall it off.
Mercy coming out of middle.
Mercy's truck's left.
Keep going.
Y'all coming out of left.
Y'all coming out of left.
I got no distracting.
Punch one of these motherfuckers off the bridge for me, please Their soldier meek on payload I mean oh
Good point almost Sigma, Sigma, we can't.
We got this I'm shooting them in the back First you can take my point Mercree dead.
Let's fucking go.
Come on guys.
We got this shit boys.
Soldier weak.
This is the last one.
Dead.
Mercy.
Dead.
Life faggot dead.
Those kids suck.
Those kids were getting fucking rocked.
I bet you have so much fun.
Dude, I'm just sitting on the top shooting down on these faggots like a Las Vegas 2017, man.
I'm Steven Paddock in this bitch.
I'm just shooting down on these scrubs.
I bet you got so much fun.
Like that separation Timmy?
Yeah, that was clean.
Your holes are very good man Yo rise you swap them batteries out quick as hell man I How do you get your mouse alive so quick?
Oh, no.
I just put the charger back in on my mouse.
Okay.
Bro, he's Chinese.
He got batteries all over the place.
He makes them.
Exactly.
Yeah, I got a factory next to my house.
Man, get a sweatshop next door.
But that's true, though.
I got a cookie factory next to my house.
- That's good. - Where are we from, brother? brother?
You cut off, what'd you say?
I'm from Chicago.
You can't tell from his voice that he's a nigger?
Exactly.
I can't tell, I can't tell.
Man, when I was in front of this, I was such a huge attack.
The feet there were so bad.
How was it on the other side?
Yo, question, bro.
Is there a way that you can buy golden guns now or you can't buy golden guns anymore this season?
What was that?
How do you buy them?
Because I got my legacy points and I got my red points.
How do you do it?
I can't see right now because we're in this game.
I'm not sure.
I only brought one golden gun, and that was like in season one of Overwatch, but I'll check in it.
Oh, golden gun?
Yeah, because...
I saw you meet in real life.
Oh, no, no, no.
I meant in the game.
Yeah, I know Murakar has a gun.
Let's see here.
Oh, shit.
In my Chinese account, I got everybody on gold.
I thought you would have it red or some shit since you guys love that color so much.
Or jade.
Now it's jade.
I don't like jade.
An Asian that doesn't like jade?
What the fuck?
Yeah, I don't like it.
Gotta get deported.
Blazer is okay, man.
We used to have a Chinese server, but it deleted the server.
So my count, my old count, just gone.
Completely gone.
What did we use?
What happened?
The contractor stopped working in this blizzard.
The blizzard is a fuck Chinese player.
So old blizzard con in China gone, disappeared.
Do you know?
Mass Effect and I was working for the CCP.
It's because blizzard are a bunch of fags.
It's because you guys don't believe in 97 genders over there.
That's true!
Oh, they got Ash.
They got Ash Sigma being annoying I'm shooting Ash!
Ash one!
Oh my gosh, she got pulled by the Lightweaver.
Ashes won again.
Sigma weak, Sigma weak, Sigma weak!
Mercy one!
Mercy dead.
Good finish.
Lightweaver saving these faggots, man.
Good shit, guys.
Good shit.
I killed them all!
No!
You're about to die!
I'm not gonna die!
All right, fuck it.
I'm moving payload.
I'm gonna agree.
Somebody says, you're throwing, Ryze.
They think you're throwing.
What?
I'm throwing them all.
Exactly.
Sigma, turn around, guys.
Sigma, turn around.
He's coming to payload.
I have to move the payload.
Alright, we got it.
We got it.
I got him.
Mercy one.
Yeah, they're all weak over there.
You guys are fucking them up, man.
I'm moving this payload.
Fuck it.
Why does it seem I'm two?
I got five kills already What the hell?
Dude!
Sigma Toph I'll let you get your turn.
We got Trace on point.
Sigma weak.
Lifeweaver pulled him for no reason.
I don't know why, because he's gonna die anyway.
Let's spawn kept these kids.
Let's go.
Oh god.
Alright, go ahead.
Here, I'm going to go help them.
Yeah, I'll stay right here.
What the fuck am I doing?
Oh, I got stuck in a corner.
I'm trash.
I'm trash.
I got stuck in the fucking corner.
Keep pushing.
Keep pushing.
Still got some water.
He's just pulling the gun.
he got no fear soldier weak up there soldier weak up there again nailed i got a visor I'm going to visor them here.
I'm visoring them.
Fuck it.
Give me a life.
Give me a life while I do this shit.
I'm on you.
Mercy dead.
Life mover?
Thank you very much.
Somebody get this game, motherfucker.
Holy shit!
Take more one, take more one, take more one!
Tracer.
Oh!
We're bashing now.
We gotta bashing.
Watch out for bashing.
Bastion and Tracer got me.
You guys got it.
Goddamn.
Nice bro.
Damn, payload don't move.
I'll block them.
I blocked them up, blocked them to the door.
It's like my top metal.
I'm shooting the Bastion, I'm shooting the Bastion, I'm shooting the Bastion.
He's one shot, got him.
Chris.
God bless him.
Oh!
He slipped him.
What a sleep Good shit fuck Casualties.
Dash in one.
Smelted.
Ash.
Just ash.
She run it because she sucks.
She's not room weak, Bryce.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, you guys are good.
I tried my best.
It's fine.
I'll try my best.
I'll try my best.
Get.
Never stop hitting you.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
I have some weeks.
Oh, I'm in trouble.
Oh, I need an ult.
Sigma chased me down.
Oh, Sigma points.
Holy shit.
Where I'm looking, I don't see him.
Oh, he's nano'd.
I was going for the two healers right there.
Dude, he threw three rockets at me, bro.
He wanted me dead I'm on payload
Girl, looking at me!
Motherfucker!
Bastion one!
Bastion one on the left!
Oh shit, Rob!
Oh fuck!
Oh my god, he's so low!
Can't do this.
What the fuck?
Wow.
Not that.
Can't do this.
group up.
Alright, we got this one.
We got this.
Force like moderate Fast and one faster one faster one faster one.
Oh my god I'm taking high ground shoot them
Fashion week on Ana weak!
Ana dead!
She res the honor.
Sigma weeks ago.
Sigma week I'm touching now I'm touching it!
big plays We got this shit We got this shit!
- What's up? - Flying in.
- Lucio one, Lucio one. - Somebody heal my arms a bit. - Bastard one shot left, one shot left, Bastard.
Lucio on point, Lucio on point. - Lucio dead.
- I froze the left side, I froze the left side.
Walls off right.
- Left, right, right.
- Let's fucking go! - Oh, okay.
- Wow.
- Oh, that's bad.
Bro, that was clutch.
I got that visor.
What the fuck?
My man's trying to provoke you real quick.
I know you stay alive.
I know you stay alive.
Dude, I was dancing around that payload.
I was one HP, man.
What the fuck?
Oh my gosh, yeah that's truly clutch *Slow and the
other* You guys wanna spawn camp them?
Oh my god.
Fuck it, let's do it.
They suck.
They suck, fuck it.
We're holding them at the spawn door.
Listen, they walk outside, you just walled in water.
We would fuck them.
Yep.
Fuck.
Alright, let's do it.
Miren, Miren.
Yeah.
Miren, come here, come here.
Where?
I told you.
Follow me, follow me.
Where?
You hide here, hide here.
You hide here.
High ground?
Yeah, you hide there.
Hide there.
You can take cover any time.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Alright, I'll be a fag.
Stay here!
Stay here!
Fire!
I'm already shooting the Sigma.
Behind you is a Kree.
Kill my Kree!
Kill my Kree!
Nice kill!
Oh my god!
My pee!
My pee!
Just keep falling.
Keep fucking them at the door.
He's already blocking.
Fuck you, dragon.
I am low.
I'm down.
No!
Oh shit.
We might have to back up.
We lost Ryze.
We lost Ryze.
Alright, time to beat them five on four.
Let's go.
Alright.
I can't get away with this.
TCP caught up.
Caught up.
Yeah.
G-Pink turned his internet off.
Alright.
He played forward in four hours in a row.
Yeah, he said...
No, no!
No more play with the Americans!
Ouch.
I'm with you, Mercy.
Keep running.
Keep running.
I'm trying to, but I can't fly again.
Fuck.
He's weak.
He's weak, man.
He's getting healed, though.
Yeah.
That's right, coming to me, bitch. - Thank you.
Alright, I'm coming back.
He's coming through.
Here he is, here he is.
He missed his punch.
McCree, we...
Oh, hell the fuck.
McCree one shot.
He's one shot.
I get the missy.
Fuck!
Just McCree left.
Just McCree left.
Y'all can get him.
I'm pulling him back.
It's McCree and Ashe and Almora.
Shit, alright.
No, aim it for me and I'm in the tank, bro.
He's not taking a lick of damage.
Alright, I'm on the high ground.
Behind you?
Oh shit, I was dumb.
I'm dumb.
I'm dead.
Yeah, he did something.
I can't.
McCree dead?
Watch out, guys.
Oh shit.
Ah, Doomfagot on me!
McCree got me.
God damn it, bro.
Plan with Blizzard if you can sustain.
We got Ryze back.
Now they're about to feel it.
Now they're gonna feel it.
No fucking way!
Right as I got them too I'm running I'm running I'm running We have to go Just doing faggot chase me all around the map Fucking faggot man.
Oh shit.
I fucked up.
Yeah.
Soldier week over there.
Doofus is going right for me in the back.
I can't see him.
He ran, he ran, he ran.
I can't see shit either.
Doofus weak!
Doofus weak!
Yeah, stupid fuck.
She resed him, she resed him.
I can't res.
Mercy pocketing him.
I'm running though.
Thank you for the bubble.
Dufus is below us in that room.
I'm shooting Doofus in the back.
Watch out!
Yeah, she does.
Shooting Doomnigger!
Get out, get out, get out!
Ashes won!
Ashes won!
Good finish on Ashes!
Soldier running because he sucks, faggot.
Alright, he ran away, he ran away, it's fine.
Oh!
Doomnigger!
Doomnigger, shooting him!
He ran away.
If he comes back in here, he's an idiot.
Oh.
What?
Oh, there.
I'm missing you guys.
I'm weak.
I'm about to die.
I'm about to die.
Oh, I can't get out.
Just run!
Just run!
Just run, Moira!
Just run!
God mercy!
That Moira, dude!
She's gonna die.
Moira, I've got a thing for you.
She does.
I have a thing for you too I can touch, don't panic I got a visor.
I got a visor.
Oh my god, they're always...
Where is that?
What the fuck?
What the...
Bro!
This dude's a faggot, man.
That's right, come and get me.
They can't get away with this.
Come back with visor and Mercy.
Yeah, blow the niggas up, bro!
You hear me, though?
Doomfist got me.
Behind you, Mercy.
Behind you, Doomfist.
Soldier dead?
Mercy dead?
Fuck you faggot!
Let's fucking go!
Hell this shit!
That's why I'm always gonna be that Doomfist's target if I'm around him.
Locking the door.
Soldier weak.
Mercy here is stuck in the door.
They're stuck in the door.
Ash on point.
Ash on point!
Somebody run back!
She's about to cap it!
She's about to cap it!
Oh my god, so close!
Got her!
Here they come!
Come on, Doofus!
Come and get me, bitch!
Doofus on payload!
Oh, shit!
I got one!
No, he's low!
Doofus dead!
Mora coming to point wild!
On point Mora.
Mercy and Mora.
Got her.
Come on Dufus come and get me.
That's right.
Come and get me.
That's right.
Dumbass.
Bob.
Bob him.
Ass dead.
Bob.
Just Bob.
Dead.
Let's fucking go.
That's how you fucking do it.
Good stuff guys.
I'm back.
Fucking scrubs.
The beatings will continue.
Alright, just made it back to plat.
My bad, 54 and 11.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Bye.
Nobody.
I'll be right back.
I'm here though.
Fire's rank is plat.
flat 2 I think he's about to be diamond already yeah Yeah.
All right, water bro, you get to choose what I play.
Alright, time to fuck these faggots up, let's go.
Uh, awkward, what do you say?
You choose what I play.
Reinhardt.
Okay.
Fuck these faggots up, man.
If I know awkward, then he's gonna be very aggressive for me, so we just gotta S-A-C-A-R-O-N.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was gonna say- Yeah, we go in, I go in, you go in.
I fucked you guys.
Finish the game in four minutes.
Plus, Ryze is always with you too, so.
Do you know what feminists call in China?
Uh, what?
What's that?
We call them female boxers.
Female what?
Boxers.
Female boxers?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought you were going to call them trash or something like that.
Female boxers.
Feminism sounds very much like a boxer in China.
Every time they want to say something, oh, she's got a fuck.
- Who for so long?
Don't piss on the right.
- Who for so long?
- Oh man. - I got a handle for it. - I got a handle for it. - He's out, he's out.
- Okay, maybe Rhymei wasn't the best.
- Oh, shit.
- Fuck. - Okay.
Our backline was exposed.
So, alright.
That was bad.
That was bad too.
Switching more.
They can't get away with this.
What the hell is Riot still alive?
Alright, back up guys.
Don't you get picked.
Oh, a free over here.
I'll see if he chases like an idiot.
Doofus is weak already.
Dufus is weak on the right.
Dufus is weak.
Dead.
Idiot.
I'm shooting him.
I'm shooting him.
He's one shot up there.
Kariko helping him?
Soldier's still up there?
I can't see you, Myron.
I can get him.
Oh, shit.
I'm a Korean dog.
He's banning the hammer.
Henry suck Watch out watch out on the job Oh!
Yeah, he was waiting for a minute.
Fuck, bro.
I'm gonna buy something on top.
Fuck these bandits.
Soldier week over here, guys.
Look at the three!
He's won!
Oh my god.
Yeah, pocketed the shit out of him.
Sorry, I got bad internet.
Where's this dude faggot?
Shoot him, dude idiot.
Dude idiot weak.
He's on the floor.
He's on the floor.
He's on the floor again.
He's on the floor He's behind, I believe.
Yeah, he's above.
Goddamn it, he got me.
Just move, robot.
Fuck it.
I'm going with you, I'm going with you, man.
Careful, guys.
Let's go.
Let's get him.
Fucking drag it.
Where have you left?
He's weak.
We knocked him off the high ground.
He sucks on there, too.
The spin Mrs. Punch for the sucks Turn his punch out right next to you.
Far!
Come on, Mac.
Geo's coming up.
Coming back.
We got more persons at the end.
Yeah, fuck.
I tried my best, man.
I'm just creating space, guys.
Don't you guys?
You can't lose the lead.
We have to meet their position.
We gotta go.
Careful, careful, careful.
Careful.
Careful.
Yeah, I'm backing up.
Alright, we gotta go.
Oh, Doofus on me.
Oh no!
Doofus behind you guys.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Why don't you guys rub me for a second.
Need help?
I'm shooting Doomfist.
Doomfist.
I'm shooting right behind you guys.
I hit him with his right.
He's one.
Hold on.
One second.
One second.
I gotta focus him for a second.
We're on the left.
We're on the left.
I killed you already.
Oh!
Soldier up top.
I'm on him.
I'm on him.
Where is he?
Where the fuck did he go?
I got a Fizer?
Doop this, doop this, doop this!
*Mario's gunshots* I'm shooting the Doofus!
I'm shooting the fuck out of him!
Get him!
Kill him!
There we go.
Good shit.
Where's the robot?
What the fuck?
Man, assaults dropped up here.
Keep moving, Robot.
I'm on high ground over here.
Back up, guys, so I can help you.
So I can see him Damn only got one out of that from a turn out.
This works from our Ramacho, Ramacho coming out already.
McCree, behind you guys.
McCree's gonna...
and Soldier.
Soldier weak, Soldier weak.
Running back towards you, Rez.
Finish him off.
Good finish, good finishes, good finishes.
We're moving payload.
They're on the right.
We're all grouped up over there.
We're all grouped.
We have people up here.
I'm sure Mr. Matro.
I'm sure no Matro.
Help Orion.
Help Orion.
No one die.
I'm sure the fuck out this for my turn the back man.
What a pin!
I'm with you!
Watch out!
I don't have to choose!
I don't have to choose!
Nice hammer!
The Ramacho is dead!
Soldier's back up!
Soldier's back up to your left!
Oh!
What the?
He ulted.
I'm in trouble.
He ulted.
She res the soldier and the Ramacho ulted.
I can't get away with this.
I'll wait for you guys.
I'm gonna try to take this higher ground here.
Let's see here.
This group up on point.
The enemy is pushing their barricades.
Recon robot.
We're shooting him from all angles.
I'm shooting with Ramachra.
Makree gone?
Yeah, I got him.
Nice playing water though.
Ramachra weak, Ramachra weak, Ramachra weak.
Finish him up.
Bag it.
Alright, let's go.
I got Visor.
I'm gonna take high ground.
I'll keep pushing payload.
99 of Visor.
Got it.
They got close, maybe they go higher.
I can hear their footsteps.
I can hear them.
Yep, soldier over here.
Just him, just him!
He ran away, he ran away.
Fucking scrub, he ran away.
Hold the height, don't hit Let's go big plane They're coming for me Damn it, they were all on payloads, dude.
Ah, fuck.
Nooo.
Soldier's shooting you in the back.
You guys got this?
You guys got this?
That's a tank.
You're walking payloads?
You're walking payloads?
Still got some fight in me.
Mercy.
Mercy one.
Got her.
No, you're coming in.
Be careful.
I see him.
I see him.
He's up there.
Fuck!
He's weak.
We got him.
We got him.
He almost still died while having high ground.
Help me!
Guys, be careful.
I think you should back up.
Follow me.
No, you're never.
I know, I know.
I'm so worried.
I'm gonna drop.
It just photored me by the end.
Come on, I dropped.
Remot you're coming.
Ramach are coming.
He probably has his ult.
Gotta have his ult.
He's weak.
Don't have to kill Mercy.
Oh He pulled me to the ground Someone else is gonna do it for us I'll try it Ramatrim is Nemesis mode?
He's chasing our Moiro.
Mercy's trying to chase our Moiro.
What the fuck?
I gotta reload!
God damn it!
Fuck!
Come on guys, we gotta stop them right here.
Ramacha weak!
Ramacha weak!
Oh my God.
He's up.
He's my fault.
Bye, bud.
It's over time.
We gotta stop him.
We gotta stop him.
Can we touch it?
I'm running.
Ramacha got me from behind, bro.
Fucking chase me, man.
Ugh, I'm down.
Killed him!
God damn it!
64% Okay, my bed, my bed.
Oof.
Damn, bro.
How did we lose that?
Alright, it was my bad.
Damn.
Those kids are fucking terrible, man.
Yeah.
My first game come back, I got 400 ping.
My bad.
Feel better.
I could have had some better alts, too.
It's gonna be better.
I always die.
I don't know how I die every time.
I got 400p.
Melorado, what are you talking about?
I was doing good at first, now I'm losing.
Are you fucking retarded?
We only lost like one or two games on stream, bro.
We've won like 10.
Yeah, today we only lost two.
We went like...
To be fair, I fucked up.
To be fair, I fucked up.
I think my room was playing well.
I fucked up.
How'd you fuck up?
I saw you having fun on Ryan.
The thing is, you know, when I play against Metal Ranks, I tend to do stupid shit.
Because I think I can get away with it.
Yeah, they make you stupid.
I can't I can't get away with it, but I don't think Play too much Low rank I guess One by one All good, man.
All good.
I'm gonna hit Diamond.
I'm close.
Uh...
Plat 2, I think?
Are you close to your calibration?
Yeah, I mean, every game that we won, I'm gaining more than I lose.
I gained 27, I lost to like 25 on that last one.
I'm gonna go high ground on the left.
Let's see here.
Reinhardt, right?
There's a soldier on the high ground.
Oh, nice ice ball.
Reinhardt, I'm shooting him in the back.
I'm shooting soldier.
I'm still so good.
Okay, he ran away.
I'm dead.
You're going home in a spot.
Hey, soldier left.
Right, I mean, right, right.
Oh, shit.
Let me get on point.
I'm getting on point.
Boys, be careful up there.
Are you holding up spawn?
Fuck it.
All right, we're holding spawn.
If they're going to go...
No, the game's gonna get her a little bit.
I know.
He's like, "Blocked." Ryan has walls off?
No, no.
Ryan is weak.
He's gonna call him.
Ryan is weak.
Shields about to break, shields about to break.
Shield broken.
He can die.
I mean, it's awkward saying no more games.
Yeah.
Fuck that, fuck that.
Just engage on somebody clean up.
My shield is about to go down already.
Nice position in my air.
Yeah, I'm running, I'm running.
Ooh, I tried to get that son of a bitch.
Here they come, boys.
Ryan is weak.
Ryan is weak.
You can die.
Ryan is one.
Ryan is one.
I'm shooting the fuck out of him.
Got him.
Got him.
I jump a soldier I got lizard making group all up and I'll get him I grab the tree, number one
Soldier on the way ulting I wish I could get up there He's weak, he's weak, he's weak Where's he is?
Holy shit.
Good job, guys.
Awkward is mad now.
Yeah, look, I'm gonna be honest.
I look at your chat and they're like, I'm surprised the game is close with Awkward and the team.
I gotta have to step up, right?
*laughs* You're so stupid.
If you want, if you want, we can do this in.
Enjoy.
Uh, as Myron would tell you, just don't read the chat.
Just don't read the chat.
Who cares about the chat?
What time is it right now?
It's 8.30?
Yeah, they're gonna start rolling in here soon.
Yeah...
They don't understand.
If a pro player doesn't want to lose, we can't lose.
And then we got 5,000, so yeah, we already got about to be 8,000 watching right now.
No deaths on our side, by the way.
Good.
Let's keep it that way.
I hear a refill?
Is there a refill on there, too?
We got three people to our right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, three three on the right by yourself My god, that's twice I'm sorry.
I almost killed one.
Junker Queen on point.
Junker Queen on point.
No, no, don't direct him.
Just run.
Just run.
Run by yourself.
They chased me.
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
I want to get hurt.
That was my fault.
Wall the fuck out again.
Ooh, you are...
Take him a lot.
- Hey, come back.
I'm killing you, come back. - Oh, watch, they get the, they get confidence now.
They think they're going to do the same thing to us.
He's gonna set him up.
Over here.
She walled up.
She can die.
She can die.
Hey, Betty.
Hey.
Uh...
Uh, no one in that blizzard, man.
Yeah, about.
I'm not a pop pop.
McCree, one.
McCree, one running.
Trigger Queen, weak.
Make sure he only got me.
Oh, they're on the right.
Nice bubble, nice bubble.
He has a nursing pocket.
He's getting pocketed.
What the fuck is he, though?
I got visor I got visor To our right someone Oh, shit.
Myron, jump between right side.
Be careful.
Myron, right, Myron.
Yeah, yeah, I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
I got a visor, though.
I'm just waiting for it, but...
Wait for them to, like, commit.
Joker Queen's gonna ult here soon, get ready.
Nice wall up.
I'm visoring back, let's go.
They're running, they're running.
Joker Queen weak as fuck on the left.
Joker Queen weak on the left.
Joker Queen weak.
I hit her with a helix too.
Woah!
What the fuck this bitch!
Behind us.
Behind us.
Damn.
Damn.
That's how she ended up doing.
Just stop.
Just stop.
Falling on point with the...
Aw, fuck!
Get it!
We're going to hit them!
We're going to hit them!
*Gunshot* God damn it!
They had to have a gun!
Go back, Myron!
We have too much damage!
They only have hymen.
Yeah Right
I'm on the Strucker Queen.
I'm on that Strucker Queen right next to you.
She's weak.
She's weak.
I'm on the Strucker Queen.
She's weak.
Got her.
Can you res me?
No, I can't.
She's arrested.
Yeah, I resed her.
Reyes, be careful.
You're out there by yourself.
No, I know, I know.
I know, I know, I trust.
We don't have chance.
Are you careful?
I'm shooting with McCree.
I'm backing up now.
They're gonna start pushing you guys hard right now.
I'm backing up.
I'm 92 to Visor.
Watch your right.
I see them.
Mercy trying to come in on the right.
She's weak.
Pop in Visor.
The next on the left Wait, but we're gone.
That's why you're right.
What's right?
What's right?
I'm the back with Blizzard Okay, please don't repeat our point.
Oh, please.
Oh boy.
It's already tough Trying we got it Good fucking job.
That soldier on there, they're fucking Echo on their team chasing me around the map.
Trash.
John Paul?
Just threw.
Faggot.
He's four and eight, he's faggot.
Fucking trash.
*laughs* He exploded!
Oh, that was an uphill battle win.
Yeah, uphill battle, yeah.
Because they were probably ranked a lot higher than us, right?
Yeah.
So we were destined to win that one.
To lose that one.
We're flat two.
They're diamond two.
Those kids were diamond?
Yeah, diamond two there.
Those kids were trash.
What the fuck?
That's diamond?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, we're overall.
Overall, we're diamond two.
But they're diamond two.
Overall.
Oh, that's because we're five stacking, that's why.
When you five stack, they automatically put you with a lot better players.
Every soldier needs a call higher ranks at least
Yeah, I put the strafing on as hard as possible That's why it's hard to hit them.
Yeah, I'm trying to get them as Hanzo, which is almost impossible.
That's good training, though.
Yeah, but this flip-back would like to make it as difficult as possible.
Yeah, Myricks doesn't understand every character.
And they're walking through.
Yeah, they're AD stripping hard right now.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
That warms the bones.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
You're wrong.
Yeah.
That warms the bones.
Check out their air.
There you go.
Oh.
Oh.
I was doing pretty good at that right there.
Oh, we got the John Paul guys back on the tank.
Oh yeah, John Paul sucks.
Yeah, he went tank this time?
Yeah, because he's fucking trashed that faggot.
They got a flag.
Yeah, they got a flag, Russian flag, transgender flag, they got everything.
Oh, that's transgender?
Time to destroy these faggots for being gay.
Let's go.
No tolerance over here.
Ah, damn.
Ah, damn.
Yo, uh...
Awkward, you talk a lot about zig-zagging.
Is this zigzagging right here?
Check me out, look at me.
This is it?
Yeah, but look, go more straight.
Like move more left and right.
You kind of walk in the same line.
Do more like over the zigzag.
With a sprint.
Just hold a sprint and just wood your mouse.
You don't need to touch your key button.
Just touch W. Yeah, yeah, that's great.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
Okay.
Myron doesn't know how to turn when people shoot at him from the side and the back.
Well, now I know.
I'm gonna zigzag him.
I've seen Awkward do it all the time.
They be missing their shots when he does that shit.
It's funny.
What do they got?
Okay, I see you guys.
No!
Fuck, man.
Alright, I'm coming back.
Oh, shit.
Nice rest.
Oh, shit.
Reaper up top.
Holy shit.
I got heal pad right here for you guys.
Reaper, Reaper, Reaper weak.
Zarya dead?
Oh, he's weak as hell, man.
I hit him with a helix.
I thought he said he was one.
Oh, good finish, good finish.
There is one after I hit him with a helix, you fag.
Alright, back up.
I got...
I got a gun last time. - The hell was that bitch, John?
He just did a man.
What the fuck was she doing?
Yeah, they gotta fire.
You can rest, maybe?
Uh, maybe?
Can you pull me?
Oh fuck, I'm slipped, I can't throw you.
I got it.
Okay.
Good job.
No fear!
Nice bubble.
Oh shit, rebirth!
I hit him with the helix.
Oh, good finish!
I literally spun around and shot a helix at him.
Hahaha.
Uh...
Not today, bitch!
Hahaha!
Oh!
Oh!
I see that!
Rein has one!
Rein has one!
He could die!
Ah, fuck.
That was a bait.
They got me, though.
Reaper?
Guys, be careful.
Reaper to the left, man.
Shit.
Yep, Reaper behind you.
Oh!
I ran.
He got a health pack.
He got a health pack.
He's behind us on the other side.
Keep, guys, there's a Reaper.
Pharah one, Pharah one.
On point, on point, Reaper on point.
Reinhardt is, uh...
I'm shooting him, I'm shooting him.
He's one HP. Reaper on point.
I'm down.
Reaper dead.
Okay, watch front, watch front.
You have one healer.
Pharah backed off, Pharah backed off.
I don't have juice.
I don't have juice.
Oh shit, okay.
Okay.
Careful, careful.
Yeah, he's a strong whore.
Dude, I'm just about to smack down to the phone while playing.
Oh!
Oh!
Fair up!
Nice walk.
Help our Zarya!
Help our Zarya!
Don't let go Zarya!
Kill the Reaper's the last one!
Uh, Ana's in that stair on the left right.
Ana on the stair on the right.
She ran away.
Uh, she slept to you.
Okay, let's pull back, let's pull back.
Okay, she was everything, it was fine.
Yeah, they got a Winston out.
Aw, fuck.
I'm gonna try to hurry up and go back and switch.
We got turrets set up, so...
Wow, he ultered me.
faggot man He literally teleported That's all he did.
I can touch.
You can touch?
Okay.
I got a sled.
Alright, touch.
Riot, touch.
Riot, touch.
Riot's been here.
Let's help.
Let's help.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, never mind.
Back up.
I got this back up.
We have water.
Reaper dropping.
Yep.
Yeah, water, don't look.
Come on, see on me.
I'm about to die.
Thank you for the second bubble.
Thank you.
What an idiot, bro.
He was chasing me hard.
River, river, river, die.
River can die.
Where's he at?
On top.
On top.
There's a Moira with him.
There's a Moira with him, too.
He's going back for heals Alright, I'm trying to help you Sigma now.
Wow, they really ended up back popping ults to help you save each other.
Did it work?
Oh my god.
What the hell?
Yeah, Reaper up top.
Reaper up top.
Reaper up top.
He's 1 HP. Reaper in front.
Reaper in front next to you, Zarya.
We got two people on payload.
Three for here?
Ramacho, Ramacho.
Slip.
And I pulled them back.
I pulled them back.
We can kill them.
We can kill them.
Ramacho one.
Good finish.
Somebody just went past us.
Pull back.
Where's this Reaper?
He's in that spawn.
But more is.
I'll rise.
You should have pulled back, man.
I'm on payload.
I'm watching.
Punch that on Sojourn.
She ran away.
I hear Reaper.
Bro, he's chasing me.
He's chasing me.
Bro.
He flew up to you.
Keep on point.
On point.
I need out.
Sojourn.
Sojourn.
Fire at will.
Ah shit.
Oh, he is doing it.
One dead.
Repro one?
Repro one!
I pulled him back!
I pulled him back!
Oh shit!
Robots are chasing me!
Only two!
Okay.
I'm shooting this Ramatra.
I'm shooting Ramatra.
Whoa!
They got a tracer now!
What the fuck?
Tracer behind, tracer behind, man.
On the floor.
He's ulting.
I'm deaf.
Oh my god, I'm finna switch to Fara on him.
They don't have anything for that.
They got it.
I think they got it.
They got it.
Reaper on the left.
Reaper on the left dead.
I hit them with a helix.
Ramatra and Moiru.
Ramatra 1 HP. Finish them off, Bryce.
I will kill them all.
I will kill them all.
Fucking tracer.
I slapped them.
Reaper trying to teleport.
I don't know where but he's gonna try to teleport somewhere.
Just go hide on him.
It's okay.
Oh shit, for my trust.
He's here, he's not a trust.
I'm showing the fuck out that Ramatra now.
He's weak, he's weak, he's weak.
Tracer on the right.
Mr.
Bonk, she sucks.
Ramat, show one, Ramat, show one.
Reaper up hot dog, boy.
I'm looking for the Reaper.
He's one!
Got him!
30 seconds, boys!
Kariq on top!
Kariq on top!
Is she teleported?
I got Karantol!
I got Karantol!
Romacho 1 HP running away, pro bitch.
Oh shit!
What's them weak in there?
I should advise it from falling away.
Yeah, I wanted to jump in.
Percy, on me!
You got this?
You got this?
Ripper's gonna ulti.
Ripper's gonna ulti.
I need an enemy over here!
I got him.
That was a shit ulti.
Yeah, I didn't know you were gonna grab, bro.
If I knew you were going to grab I would have backed up They had one second to touch it, like you know if I grab they can't dub you But they did somehow I'm gonna grab you the first one you can grab you the first one you can grab you the first one
I'm going to grab you the first one five people five hundred people five hundred people A.A.M.
who?
Enhancing your strength!
Look at the state of the world.
something has to change stay close I can't heal you if you stray alright let's do this Let's fuck these scrubs up.
We got Moira, Bastion, McCrea on the high ground.
He's already won.
McCree's already won.
He dropped down to point.
Damn behind!
Woo?
Woo behind?
We got him, we got him.
Okay.
Reaper already won.
He running.
McCree on point.
McCree, one shot on point.
He ran to the right.
He's to the right.
I'm on this Ramatra.
That idiot.
Reaper behind me.
Moira is still here somewhere.
I think she's up there.
Here she comes.
Oh, she left.
Behind you there's Moira Good job guys I got a hill pad for you Watch out Holy shit!
McCree got me.
Oh, he's on the high ground.
McCree got me from the high ground.
Fuck.
Reaper.
I'm backing up.
Oh, I'm in trouble.
Reaper running, Reaper running.
Reaper has no race.
Reaper has no race on the left side, he's weak.
We're just shooting up top, top, uh, up top.
Makri up top weak.
I think he just rolled off.
He's on the right over here weak.
Oh, shit, Reaper over here with him.
I got healed for you.
Oh, Makri is one.
You got him?
No, he's still alive.
I'm trying to get back to payload.
He's dead now, he's dead now.
Rise to chase him down.
Okay.
Oh, Reaper on payload, Reaper on payload, behind.
Heroes never died.
Alright, I'm gonna take Hacker on that.
I'm gonna take Hacker on while you guys push.
He's just TPed somewhere.
I think he's over there.
Yeah, he's right here.
He's one.
Drop it down.
Drop it.
He's below me.
He's going below me right now.
I got Visor.
We got guys out here on my ping bomb.
Hold him off.
I'm gonna hold him off.
You have a good fucking job.
We only got one of them, but that's more than enough.
I was trying to shoot at the grab, that's why I wasn't...
I think they're right to the left over here.
Kariko's on bridge, Kariko's on bridge.
Soldiers up there too Shulker please And Reaper Reaper has no raid Nice wall, nice wall, nice wall.
That's so good wall.
Reaper to the left, I believe.
Yep.
Yep.
Okay, they used to do the 3x.
Stupid ass.
I think they have it though.
Drugs are Queen V and Grieg.
Drugs are Queen V and Grieg.
Joker Queen can die.
Be greedy.
Oh my god.
Soldier can die.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
I'm weak as shit.
Joker Queen being greedy again.
Oh!
Oh, okay.
I thought that was...
Made it to be a weirdo.
I'm gonna take high ground.
I'm gonna take high ground.
Take an elevator up top.
Soldier and Reaper looking at me?
Good shit, guys.
Good shit, good shit.
Got her.
Good shit.
I'm taking high ground over here, guys.
I got visor.
I got visor.
I'm right here.
I'm standing right here.
We're gonna hold here?
Alright.
No, no, no.
Just stay there.
I think the other high ground will be better.
Oh, I wasn't sure how aggressive you guys want to play.
She's one.
Oh, that's my bad.
Can you rest me?
Stop it.
Ripper's in you guys.
I'm going to ask what that Turk backs are starting to you.
They got me.
God damn it.
They coming.
They coming.
Myron needs healing.
Yeah, I'm about to die.
I'm about to just fuck.
Slow drop top.
Be careful.
Sergio is above you guys.
He's one.
I got you, Myron.
He's one.
That's what's the weakest.
I'm gonna run this.
Fuck this.
I'm not by the way.
Let's go.
Let's just fight the fuck out of here.
Fuck.
Turfus Queen's weak, man.
I died.
God dammit.
Bro.
The Moira got me, man.
Let me try to combo with you all.
I can't get away with this.
Yeah, water!
Don't like Fuck man Good shit good shit good shit good shit good shit.
Oh I'm taking high ground above.
I'll be right here on this side.
Go hold here.
Go with Mary.
I'm with you, Timmy.
I'm with you.
Oh, Reaper!
Reaper teleporting!
They gotta bash it.
They gotta bash it.
Yeah, they gotta bash it.
Junker Queen weak!
Junker Queen weak!
Oh my gosh!
Yeah, they got it.
They got it.
This bitch is so annoying!
God damn it, the Reaper is also lost with me!
Stay right there.
This Junker Queen is on me, man.
Bob, the Bob is doing a good job.
- Good job, you just gotta stay right there. - I'm running, I'm running.
- No, no, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, man.
You're good right here. - We for one, we for one on point. - I'ma try to go for the back of my hand. - I'm shooting the fuck out the Joker Queen.
Oh, good shit. - I'm pulling them back, I'm pulling them back.
You got a bash in the back, you're going out.
Fuck yeah, you got that more stay alive, it's just you. - Oh shit, I'm trying to stay alive, I'm trying to stay alive, I'm trying to stay alive, I'm trying to stay alive.
Fuck!
I got our visor too, man.
I got a fucking visor right now.
I got a visor man.
No fucking way, they TP'd me right there.
Oh my god.
They got off the point?
What retards?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they say nine.
Idiots.
Yeah, that was a big play.
Die.
Oh, my God.
Die.
Nice.
Amazing fucking job, guys.
We platinum won.
Oh wow, I gained a lot of SR on that one, I think.
I think we're expected to lose.
Those were all diamonds we played against just now, right?
Yeah.
We've been playing against diamonds for the past few games.
They're not that much better, man.
But I'll tell you this though, Diamond on PC is way different than Diamond on fucking console, bro.
Kids are a lot better on PC, man.
Hell yeah, man.
I promise you, Mario, if a PC controller can have MSIS, all the people gonna play controller.
The MSIS is a motherfucker.
Yeah.
Like, I used to play Apex Legends on Pro.
Now all the Apex Pro are on controller now.
Yeah.
Well, when I first started playing this game, I played on controller on PC, which is fucking nightmare because there's no aim assist.
So you double handicap yourself.
Yeah.
So I was like, man, I gotta get mouse and keyboard if I'm gonna be competitive at this shit at all.
That's when I played the first season and I was like fucking silver and shit like a scrub.
A controller's aim is crazy.
What's our ranking again?
What's our record right now?
Oh shit, we got victims.
Never mind Hey, Marry for battle select your hero Can I see that man?
Can I see what?
58 and 12.
Oh, 58 and 12?
Yeah, I see it.
Goddamn, bro, I feel like the Bulls in 1992 or some shit.
Goddamn, we fucking everybody up.
And then we got Awkward on our team and, like, we can't lose.
Uh, uh, they quit.
Because they knew they were about to get raped.
Faggots.
They knew we were about to get fucking rocked.
They said, fuck this shit.
The beatings will continue.
Bro, we were gaming all night, man.
Yeah, Myron, we start on 40 and...
on 10.
We're 40 and 10, now we're...
Goddamn, okay.
I'll tell you this, we're playing all night, man.
And I'll tell you this, the rape train continues.
Have you asked anybody from the Overwatch community to play, Myron?
Samito said he would play, but that's the only person I asked, bro.
Him and you.
I haven't really reached out to anybody else.
Yeah, you shouldn't.
I know Sam.
I've played with him.
They'll probably get mad.
They'll probably start crying.
They'll probably say, bro, you can't...
Because Samito started sweating when I was in his chat telling girls to make sandwiches.
I ain't gonna lie.
He was sweating, bro.
He was fucking very, very concerned.
Bitch started talking shit to me in his chat and I was like, bruh!
Fucking bitches, man.
Been going all night, destroying these scrubs.
Every soldier is carless.
Oh, got some victims. got some victims.
These faggots are about to get fucking touched.
Got the music going on.
Hey, bro, we on the night train.
There's been no breaks on this fucking night and rape train because these faggots are getting fucked.
With the 813, I feel like I'm the Bulls in the early 90s, man.
But yeah, the Overwatch community, bro, very, very fucking gay. - very fucking gay. - Hey.
Fucking really gay.
But you know what?
I'm here to take over, and we're bringing back Toxic Gaming.
We're bringing back trash talking.
We're bringing back calling people faggots.
We're bringing back telling people that they're fucking losers.
We're bringing it back.
Let's fucking go.
That's what we do.
Toxic Nigga Gaming.
We out here, baby.
We're gonna go make racist jokes.
If I fucking sound...
If you sound like a black, I'm gonna make fun of you, call you a nigger.
Let's go!
Let's fucking go, man!
W Racism!
If I hear those big-ass nostrils in my fucking microphone, I'm gonna say, you fucking nigger!
If I can hear them, she's breathing!
Alright, let's go.
Let's fuck these maggots up.
I'm taking an off angle real quick.
Alright, let's see here.
Oh my god.
It's hilarious.
Oh!
Oh, Drunker Queen already.
Oh, they're all here, they're all here.
Zen, Zen, Drunken Queen.
Yeah, all five of them are here, man.
Reaper, Reaper, Reaper, chase the monkey.
Running away, yeah, I'm running away right now.
That's the other way.
Reaper trying to chase you.
I'm shooting him.
Soldier trying to chase.
Soldier here.
Finish him off, Winston.
One, one.
Ah, Reaper behind me.
Fucking Junker Queen got me.
I was trying to help her on Winston, man.
Oh, that bitch is smart.
She's smart.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, re-bron me.
Right now turn around Scoop up, but she's dickheads back Reap run the right reaper on the right Reaper on the right here.
What's crazy is that I'm noticing that a lot of pressure sensing seems to work out for us more than it doesn't You guys 11 damage you again Yeah Five minutes.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Particle Canal Online!
Let's run them over.
Iron come.
I'm coming.
Real estate shit, man.
I know in China you guys can't have real estate, right?
Because it's communism?
We can't have.
We only can't have all 70 years.
I'm coming up right now.
Z-Ping owns everything.
Ramatra?
Benji?
Oh, Ramacho already won.
I hit him with a direct healing sequence.
You got me a fucking faggot, man.
Ramacho coming up to you, Ramacho.
Be careful.
Oh, no, he's not.
He's not.
You're good.
What the fuck did it?
Zen is weak on the bottom left.
Got him.
Zen is weak on the bottom left.
Zen is weak on the bottom left Uh, Genji got him.
Genji got him.
Fuck!
I can see their projectile.
My bad.
Ramacho weak, Genji.
Ramacho one, Ramacho one, good finish.
Fuck!
McCree got me on the right, man.
Yeah, McCree was bottom right.
Fucking faggot.
Thank you, Mercy.
Genji, Genji bottom.
Coming up, coming up.
Genji below.
Genji below.
McCree on the right.
McCree on the right.
He's half.
Good finish.
Baptiste over there.
Help Awkward.
Oh, fuck.
They gotta get Baptiste in the Zen.
I mean, as are you now Sorry one, sorry about I'm out for me and for Oh shit, who we almost hit me?
Why don't that okay?
We're wrong.
Myron wrong.
Myron wrong.
Hey, I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
I'm going to take high ground in the back.
I'm taking high ground in the back right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go high ground with Myron.
Go high ground with Myron.
McCree is on me.
McCree on the right, guys.
McCree on the right.
What?
Bro.
Kariko, wait.
Hey, Kariko teleported!
Oh shit, oh shit.
Daria, Daria.
Good fucking job guys.
Take Hydra on the boat again.
Good hold, guys.
Good hold.
They're coming right?
No, they're coming down the middle.
They're coming down the middle.
Sorry, sorry on the right.
Sorry, sorry in the middle.
Sorry in the middle.
We...
Baptiste, you're right, uh, awkward.
Baptiste, we...
Oh, jeez.
Bubbles are so good.
They're pulling back.
They're planning to use alls here.
That's why they're so fucking fucked up.
Wait, wait, wait!
Oh, shit.
Went right for me.
I'm running, I'm running, though.
I'm running.
They're pushing in, too.
Fuck you, Z. Sorry I charged up!
Sorry I charged up!
To the right we got Baptiste!
Baptiste's dead?
Who else is alive?
Who else is alive?
No one!
Tracer made a recall.
He switched from Genji to Tracer.
That Tracer is definitely gonna go for you, Myron.
Sorry I have.
Zarya Hav coming in down the middle.
Zarya Hav coming down the middle.
Wakreen, Wakreen!
Wakreen, watch out.
Coming down the middle?
Good shit.
No you don't, bitch.
You ain't getting my ball.
Good stuff, guys.
Good stuff.
Held him on first point, faggots.
We were expected to lose that, I think, too.
Okay.
Yeah, we're playing with kids a lot higher than us.
We got propyl here.
Makes us 59 and 13.
Yeah, that's right.
We're gonna get 60, Myron.
We are.
This is good, though, because we're playing with a lot better kids, so this is like forcing me to fucking step up my shit.
So this is good.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
How do we start this shit?
*sad* There we go.
*sad* *sad* Okay.
the so
so so so so so so
so so so so so so so now
arriving at Lijang tower so If we win this, it's gonna get hit 60.
Oh, what were they ranked?
Not sure.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Look at the state of the world.
winning this 100% I'm gonna go take high ground on the right hand side Don't be too reckless
Feeling spry Yep, they got Tracer.
Ana in the back, time healer.
I'm sure the tracer Points on lights in five seconds Yep.
They already got somebody on point.
They got Winston on point.
He's running.
He's on the right-hand side.
He already ran to the front.
He already ran to the front.
We can stag run.
I'm in the back.
One shot for Tracer, uh, my right.
Yeah, I see her.
MZ2, MZ2. Tracer sucks, what the fuck?
I'm shooting, I'm shooting, I'm dead.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Okay Timmy.
Feeling spry.
You're on Arisa now?
Oh, wow. wow.
You lost water?
Yup.
Oh, shit.
Fuck you!
Let's go!
Good shit, good shit.
I'm with you, I'm with you.
Got her.
I got visor.
Fuck that.
I got it, I got it.
Good shit.
Good shit.
We fucking held them four on five.
Let's fucking go.
Dudes are trash.
Score.
One to zero Particle cannon online!
Let's run them over!
Much lies in store.
Let us see to it.
We're winning so much that one by one it's going to kick me.
Jennifer, can you speed us on Lucien before picking Mercy?
So we can get better position?
Yeah, we can do that.
All good.
All right, let's go.
All right, we're here on first anyway.
Let's go.
Light speed up top.
I got heels here Genji on you guys Genji one, Genji one.
Good finish.
Is Aria weak?
Is Aria weak?
We're all weak, all weak, all weak.
Cap point?
Cap point, cap point, cap point.
I'll cap it, I'll cap it real quick.
Back on a bit guys so I can help y'all.
Damage?
Okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Okay.
Typeweaver up top, Tracer.
Zarya weak.
Zarya weak.
How far is Zarya?
Tracer weak.
- Can we get one shot? - Fire at will.
- You're all weak, man.
God damn it Oh shit Fuck.
Tell us Zarya.
Zarya one.
I'm going to forget tolfness I've seen tolf spots Got it down, come on Oh my god Nooo It's okay, go mercy They're so low I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead I tried to help the Zarya, that's why I was out there.
I'm gonna have a long time.
Let's go.
Redeploying.
Alright, I'm 89 advisor.
I'm not there!
I got a visor.
Tracer had to recall.
Oh my god.
I'm running back.
I'm running back.
Alright, we just gotta wipe them once.
I got visor nobody died Fucking tracer behind the man God fucking damn it, Phil.
And there's already like 100% charged.
Yeah, I'm still- Listen, I'm swapping two balls because I'm going to.
I'm still fighting.
I got you, Reiss.
Fuck Alright I Ugh!
- Yeah.
Fuck.
- Tracer, man. - You're still.
Oh, I had to cancel this. - You still got some sight of me.
Playing four and five.
Water's not going to come back.
Alright, we got next.
Wow, dude.
He got that Section 8 internet.
Score.
One to one.
Alright, try our best here.
It's okay Unifer, just only heal mine.
Still winnable.
Well nah, you gotta pocket the Zarya.
I'll try to stay on a high ground and heal myself.
I'm gonna go high ground on the right.
Kids are trash on the other team, bro.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Ground.
After this, we'll just queue up Wolf 4.
It's fine.
Awkward can now take DPS. Second DPS, so we're gonna really knock him.
Guys, find a point because I'm on high ground shooting them.
Oh, one of them left now.
What the fuck?
Quiet.
Nice.
Okay, now we got this.
Alright.
Oh my god, I'm sorry for that, guys.
You guys still held us together somehow.
Sorry, I won.
Sorry.
I mean, uh, I'll go one.
I'll go one.
I'll go one.
No!
Fuck!
Fuck outta here with that bullshit.
Nice to grab.
Tracer on right for me and stuck Got sight straight on you I'm going on how's the one?
I don't have juice!
I don't have juice!
Fuck, man!
There you go.
Where's the Hanzo?
Oh fuck!
You got him!
You got him!
Oh my god!
He's one!
Oh my god!
God damn!
Tracer!
Tracer!
Tracer reached out!
She ran!
I'm going to run.
She ran!
I'm going to run.
You want to fix it for the big one?
All right, back up, Bryce.
I'm going to go.
I'm looking for a trap.
She's one.
She's won!
I'm with you!
I'm with you!
I literally solo ulted her so she's gonna kill our Zarya.
Oh He's wanting money He's won!
He's won!
Got him!
Got him!
That's it boys!
Holy shit!
Good shit!
I know they're mad!
I came back and was 9 and 1.
That's what's up, man.
The beatings will continue.
What?
It says unable to play while a group member suspended unranked games?
Wait, let me find out I'm fucking suspended.
Is it you water?
Oh, it might be you water.
Yeah, I'm suspended for five minutes.
Alright, we'll run a game without you, bro.
Okay, that's no problem.
And then I'll get you back in.
All right, guys.
Get that down.
See you guys later.
All right, man.
Yeah, five minutes, so...
The rape train will continue.
Yeah, he doesn't come back in two minutes.
He's gonna get...
Ah, that's why?
Okay.
Yeah, she's gonna get back.
Prepare your defenses.
Select your hero.
Goddamn.
It's already 10pm.
Oh no.
Join team for the last kid.
Every soldier needs a cause.
I get to see awkward EPS action.
Zahra?
Let's run them over!
Zahra say, uh, the boss say he gonna troll.
I have heard of your experiments.
Maybe.
There is no honor in what you do.
Shimada, where do I know that name from?
We officially got, uh, 10,000 people watching this, guys, uh, between Rumble and Twitter.
Damn.
Nice.
Yeah, rumble 3000 and then Twitter got another 7.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, attackers incoming.
*fuck* I'm coming.
Moira dead.
Good shit.
Let's go.
These kids are getting fucked up.
Doom idiot.
Sitting at the fucking door.
I like the scrub that he is.
He's already half.
Kariko weak.
Kariko weak with soldier.
Doom idiot.
Ah, he's won, dude.
I have resin.
I'm resin.
That res is broken man.
They think they get a pick but they don't.
May week, may week.
Zoom chasing, he doesn't destruct.
Idiot.
We must strike them down.
I'll find them.
Did your mother not teach you?
Goddamn.
Soldier bottom right.
Soldier bottom right, Ryze.
I'm with you, Ryze.
I'm gonna get him from the other side.
I don't see him.
Oh, it's okay.
It's okay.
He's back.
He's back.
Yeah, he ran.
Do him, idiot.
Weak.
Bashing out.
Bashing out.
Bashing is weak over there.
One shot on him.
Got him.
Soldier and Lifeweaver on the left over there.
Lifeweaver on the left.
Do him on the right.
Do him on the right week.
I see that you fish.
I'm going high ground.
Yeah, I'm going.
I'm going.
Fuck!
Try to go higher ground.
See, I got punched off the map.
Thanks you Chinese bag.
Punch me off the map.
I can't get away with this.
I'm Shundufus.
I'm sure Doomfist.
He's weak.
Doomfist.
Literally.
Yeah, he got healed.
He got healed.
Yeah.
Doom is...meteor.
Soldier week down there.
He's an advisor.
Bastion is weak, guys.
Bastion is weak on payload.
Bastion is one shot on payload.
Got him.
Look this on you morrow Mommy - my god visor by the way, this Just in the back.
Watch out, they're...
Don't feel so I'm shooting the fuck out of him.
He's weak in that health pack room.
Got him.
Nice shit.
I'll push up, man.
You guys are fucking him up.
Have fun.
Take Higran up top hero with advisors.
He's not sure he can't save you faggot.
That's a quick one for water.
Yeah, this is a quick one for water.
Goddamn.
We're only four minutes in.
You mean he's still banned?
He's banned for five minutes.
Who's Mike?
Mike?
I would think Myron's.
Uh, what's wrong with my mic?
Alright, so let's fuck these kids up.
Your hair looks brittle, Jack.
Are you taking your vitamins?
Once a day, just after my steak dinner.
Change your skin, man.
Ah, yeah, I changed it, yeah.
Nine ups.
Four, three, two, one.
Attack commencing.
Escort the payload.
Moving the payload.
Those are top This one shot You gotta play it What's wrong?
Two people, two people on top If you force them down, Hanzo, oh shit There we go.
If they were smart they would jump down on me.
But just how can they do?
Doomfist and Hanzo.
I mean, sorry.
Sorry, don't pretend.
Ah, don't see up.
Yeah, fuck, bitch.
You can win this.
You can win this.
Lucio dead?
Doom nigger, Doom nigger and soldier?
Oh shit.
Fuck you.
Tracer?
Oh, she almost lost her.
Yeah, we fall down.
Five minutes and forty seconds.
Wow!
Alright, let's get water back in.
That was easy.
Oh shit, I'm literally like two games away from Diamond.
Let's fucking go.
You got Diamond?
No, I'm two games away.
Oh, water was...
How fast was that, bro?
Fucking easy peasy.
That was crazy.
Yeah, five minutes.
just on time I'll tell
you this These kids are getting touched.
They're fucking trash, bro.
Holy.
Myron, I sent you something on Twitter.
Look, I logged on my Twitter account.
On the For You page.
Look what I'm seeing.
Okay, let me look.
Hey, Overwatch, so was it.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah.
Nice.
I keep getting homophobes on my team.
Fantastic.
We're bringing back Toxic Gaming, baby.
Let's fucking go, man.
Toxic Gaming, baby.
Oh, Nambani.
This map is gay, but it's fine.
One attack me Every soldier needs a call to struggle How can you experiment on those cute little rabbits?
Easily.
Push your limits.
nothing breaks that I cannot mend you've been doing a lot around Gibraltar lately are you taking care I got the can back up you fucking crybabies Fucking fags, you want to see my face?
Here you go.
There's my face, you fucking weirdos.
Trying to give you guys a better game experience so you guys can see what the fuck is going on.
You faggots want to look at my face, you fucking queers.
Let's fucking go, though.
These dudes are trash on the other team.
Alright, let's see.
I'm looking top right.
Is there anybody up there?
Uh, Kariqo up there.
I got a Hazo.
He just air rolled it right there.
Oh, he's on point.
Hazo's already what?
Dead?
Oh, he's dead.
I'm fired.
One shot, Ashton.
They're just a tank here now!
What the fuck?
Where are you running to, soldier?
A TP to the point it was just a tank there.
Soldier on the right, soldier on the right!
*Sounds of attack* So was a week.
We're a week.
I'm shooting this.
Ah, shit, I'm running.
Fuck.
Alright.
I got two cocky.
I'll shoot him the fuck out of him.
I'm chasing you!
I think he has Symmetra now.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Holy shit!
They shot me from under to the goddamn field.
Where are we chasing you over there?
Soldier!
Soldier behind a car!
Soldier behind a car!
What is that week?
What is that?
Oh my god, lucky fucking faggot What's up?
Where are we?
Where are we?
Let's go!
Time to fight back on these faggots!
Let's go!
Yeah, let's go!
Let's go!
Two of these faggots, then!
We're on point!
What the fuck?
Guys?
Fucking scrub!
You got fucked!
Move this payload.
I'm going to take high ground, guys.
Keep pushing the payload.
I'm going to get ready for the next fight.
What the fuck?
Symmetra.
Got it.
Alright.
You push the payload.
I'm right here Man on a mission Symmetra.
She sucks.
Hit her with a direct helix.
Soldier on the high ground next to you, Divo.
Thanks Sigma look at me because he sucks Sigma went HP. Behind his little shield.
He thinks he's gonna live, but he's not.
Can I rest me?
Can I rest me?
I'm behind the car.
Get fucked, idiot.
Do you use the car?
We're running.
We're on point.
We're on point.
Oh, no.
What is she doing?
Get fucked.
These kids are terrible.
I'm the captain now.
All right, I'm on high ground above them, uh, behind them.
Let's see your place.
Where's Baptiste?
I can see him.
Man, you guys are fucking him up.
The evening is healing.
I'm coming.
I'm serious soldier, I'm serious soldier.
What?
Yeah, the Morrow is behind you.
Soldier dead!
Fuck!
I got it!
I got it!
These kids are getting fucked up!
Holy!
Watch your right side, guys.
I'm gonna come out of that side.
There are people coming from this side.
Boy, they're fading, right?
Oh, boy!
Oh, shit.
They're popping everything.
Oh, shit.
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
This bitch is chasing me.
What a scrub.
Good to chase me, man.
Me and Mercer are coming back right now, guys.
They popped a bunch of ice.
I almost got tired, too.
Did I use my...
I Got visor I When do you want me to visor?
Right now?
Oh man, they're behind you.
Sorry I'm chasing someone over there in the back.
They're chasing me.
Visor right now, let's go!
Melting.
Melting.
What the fuck?
I didn't...
Oh my god.
Fine.
To the left, to the left.
Baptiste, Baptiste, there.
What the fuck?
Where this idiot?
Where the fuck did he go?
What a fucking scrub, dude.
Probably went somber as well They're trash *throws up* 20% of that round I was just hanging in it back.
Yeah, this game used to have a medal for damage and kill.
I miss the cards.
I miss having those cards up there that you can vote on.
A little bit too.
Yeah, I miss the medal.
Old medal, damn medal, okay?
I'd rather wait a century for progress than cause the harm you have.
Aw, fuck.
That was good.
Aw, shit.
Willow report?
Lots of sun!
Take your time!
Uh, how do I- Bro, how do I open up my, um, my Overwatch again?
Because I think I might have just accidentally fucked it up.
Alt, tab, at the same time?
Yeah, try to alt, tab.
Aw, shit, bro.
I'm trying to do old hab.
Oh, okay.
I think I figured it out.
Goddamn, I'm trash.
You're gonna get kicked.
It's Myra's time now.
Alright, I'm back.
I'm back.
Goddamn, man.
I'm coming down middle way.
I got bashing in Symmetra.
Yeah, I'm coming down middle way.
I'm talking for the turrets.
I figured this shit out.
Not on stream.
They got a hard two.
Get out of there.
Oh, it's too much sent up a TP.
TP top left.
Yep.
It's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
They're all top left now.
Oh, boy.
Oh, no.
I was trying to heal you, but you went too far back.
I'm sure the Roadhog, Roadhog.
Oh, my God.
Damn it, they got me.
Two more points, but look, they're by themselves.
Oh!
Fuck!
Goddamn it.
Alright, we got it.
That's fine.
That's fine.
We'll hold them.
That was my bad so I didn't get in a fucking position in time.
I was shooting them from the street.
We got this.
We got this.
We'll be able to hold them on the corner Teleporter gone That's how they're able to get it That's not top off Half.
Bastion on top.
Bastion on payload weak.
Got him.
Baptiste.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
Oh my God.
He's on the corner?
He's on the corner?
Oh, I'll get that back line.
Oh, for a couple of times, he's trying to...
Bro.
Symmetra one shot.
Symmetra one shot.
Good finish.
Good finish.
Nice.
- Guys, we got four alts. - Team soldier coming back now.
Yep, I'll come back with a visor as well.
Oh shit.
They're pushing the payload!
Stop them!
Slash them dead.
Roadhog in the back.
Roadhog in the back.
That's a crazy ride.
Moira, just one shot.
Fuck.
God damn it.
Uh, uh, okay.
That's no fucking shit.
Bro, this semester's a fucking scrub, bro.
She keeps putting the teleporter hydrant chasing me, man.
Re-deploying.
Enemies on the payload.
Let's get them!
They don't have hitter.
They don't have hitter.
Me and Sol, you come back now, Sol.
Soldier is there now.
Roadhog, one shot!
Roadhog, one shot!
Finish him up, Ryze!
He's weak!
Yeah, I got it!
I got it!
Activating self-destruct sequence!
On the sail of us, we're all away.
Okay.
I'll try it.
I'll try it.
That team is so lucky, man.
Ugh, I can't res it.
It's fine.
Hanzo got a lucky RL. He wasn't even aiming at me, bro.
He just shot it randomly.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Gale, I'm a Hulk!
Ha ha ha!
My power emanates!
I'm funny fucking!
Hey, damn it!
The tomorrow's on point.
There's some point bounce over.
She's weak.
We're hugging me!
Symmetra chasing you guys.
Leak over there.
Finish her off.
Good finish.
Good finish.
Alright.
Are you guys holding there?
Spawn?
Or are you going to hold this corner?
Because I'm over here.
Back up.
Back up.
Rise.
Back up.
I'm gonna come to you.
I'm good.
It's okay.
Hog.
Hog.
No hook.
Hog no hook.
Hog no hook.
He's Are gonna like to Man right now May on the right!
May week!
May week!
She's in front!
I'm shooting the hogwood!
Literally one!
God damn it!
Not one anymore!
Hogs on payload, he's fucking on back line up!
May!
May!
Spam point guys.
Good bomb, holy shit.
Fuck.
Three of them got me though.
That's T-Spara and fucking me.
Someone's flanking on the right-hand side?
They can't get away with this Someone's blanking on the right hand side Oh no no I saw a bar of rockets What's wrong?
No, no, no.
It's, uh, Barrett rockets.
What's wrong?
There's a wall, there's a wall I'm shooting my fucking god I'm shooting hog, I'm shooting hog One more fight, one more fight F*ck, the mortality field save these f*cking guys F*cking scrubs man Yo, Mora one shot on the left bro I get that, I get that They got a window, they got a window, be careful They're gonna go straight for me May, one shot
There's a wall, there's a wall.
I got it.
He's in the icicle Mora one, Mora one We got fucked.
Yeah, water trying to go kill their tank.
We can go Reaper?
Yeah.
That's true I'ma try to help you guys take the back line as well because um There tanker leave that their back line and I'll try to end up try to fight him But he'd always at least have one healer with them, but But, you know, I know if I'm with you guys, then I'll be able to get back on more efficiently.
I'd rather wait a century for progress than cause the harm you have.
What a joy it must be to feel entitled to patience.
What did the five minute break got to you, man?
Yeah, it definitely did.
I'll see this matter resolved.
15 and 10.
-Fish.
-5, 4...
-Get a quick helix over here, and I'm gonna sit to the back corner. -1, attackers incoming.
They got a defense as well.
Oh, made one shot, man!
Oh, fuck, fuck.
Oh, man.
Tracer, tracer, tracer on a Reaper.
Help our D.Va.
Fly to me if you need to.
May one shot.
- I made one shot. - Don't move. - Something bad, see? - Tracer?
Tracer weak.
Tracer weak.
Got her.
Racer damage!
I need no ult, I need no ult in my buff.
Leave on me.
Leave in my face here.
She sucks though.
I'm running.
I'm running.
Now we can test this.
Dina's about to be mecked out.
She's mecked out.
What's the bomb?
What's the bomb?
Ooh, that was so close.
Almost dead.
May.
May.
May on the car.
May on the car.
One shot on her.
Deptese and Tracer weak.
Deptese one shot.
Tracer on the left.
No bomb.
She sucks.
I'm taking high ground and I got a visor in the back.
He was feeding.
He was feeding.
Keep up, keep up, keep up.
Get her out of the mech, guys.
Get her out of the mech.
Get her out of the mech.
There we go.
Stay in panic time.
What's up, Baggins?
Omega time.
Margie.
Let's go.
Where are we?
Me, me, me.
Right here.
She's one shot in the corner!
Watch that man in the corner!
She ice her son fucker, she sucks!
They're trying to kill me right now!
Good shit!
Let's go!
Let's fucking go!
You baggots!
Fucking job, guys.
Fucking scrubs!
Let's fucking go!
Dudes are fucking garbage!
That's all our D.Va.
Alright, now we just gotta get her on attack.
We got this shit.
That was a really good hold.
They're arguing.
I hear they argue in the fucking chat Every soldier needs a cause Well, you know I'm gonna egg it on.
No unnecessary risks Yeah, you just took two Yeah, you just put the water oil in the fire.
Yeah, of course, bro.
Attack your job I love it One Attack commencing.
Capture Objective A. Alright, let's see here.
I'm looking top right.
Anyone top right or just Roadhog?
We got Roadhog.
Okay, I'm going down middle then.
I'm going down middle.
You guys go top.
McCree!
McCree on point!
McCree, one strong on point, guys!
McCree, one strong on point!
Come on, man.
Fuck.
The hog hit us in that fucking room.
Yeah, I thought you guys were gonna get on there.
Oh, I can't get out.
Yeah, just regroup.
We have two minutes.
Alright, regroup.
Regroup, man.
Regroup.
It's fine.
McCree weak.
In front of the bus.
I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
Good kill.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
I'm shooting hog.
Soldier League.
Hog, weak.
Hog, weak.
Hog, one shot on the right.
Come here, fat boy.
Mora to the right.
Game over.
On point Mora.
On point Mora.
Let's game, boys.
Let's fucking go.
The kids are trash.
Fucking terrible.
Play of the game.
I think you go up this game, no?
Go up the rank.
I said, God sucks like a kid in a church.
Those kids got fucking shit on them.
One more game and I'll be diamond.
Let's get there.
Let's do it.
Let's go.
Damn, I haven't been a diamond in this game.
Well, I mean, I just started playing this game again.
Like I said, a month and a half, two months ago.
But I haven't been diamond since...
When's the last time I played this game?
2017?
2018?
Yeah, 2018.
Goddamn.
When I played Overwatch 1.
What broke your back?
I got a PC, and I started doing my fed reaction on it, and then I said, you know what, let me play a little bit of it.
Let me see what Overwatch is like, because I mean, obviously the first one, I loved it.
And then I started playing, and I was like, god damn!
And then I just started seeing how trash I was, and I got mad at myself.
I was like, what the fuck?
So I was like, I gotta get good again.
Yeah, bro, you go from playing at a GM Top 500 level, right, on console, and then you're playing on PC, and you're playing against fucking bronzes and silvers, and you're like, what the fuck?
This is goddamn embarrassing.
Yeah, that is true.
The pride.
The pride came in, yep.
I feel like fucking Vegeta.
Yeah, facts.
Three two one fight Who's he taught me to play call of duty bro?
Bro, I'm not a nigger.
I'm not playing Call of Duty, bro.
Only Blacks can't call me.
You're right about that.
Cause I'm actually better at Call of Duty than I am.
I did.
I've played Call of Duty in a while though.
Well done.
Now we get Black Ops.
Call the Black Ops.
He is more great than that.
Where they smoke today?
No way to bolt me down.
You mad guys.
Take 'em out.
And the thing that kills me is I played McCree on console when I made it to Master and Shit.
*Sounds of the game* *Sounds of the game* But McCree's good now.
McCree's good now.
He was trash for a very long time.
But season 9 he got better.
Soldier is a very good pick.
Yeah, he's just middle of the road good.
Yeah, he's very versatile.
Like, he has such a lame kit, but he's pretty good in all situations.
Who?
Soldier.
Oh, yeah.
Do you remember the double shield meta?
Oh, yeah, that was trash.
Hated every second.
Yeah.
Soldier can play.
Soldier doesn't exist in that matter.
What's the rank of the kids that we're playing right now?
Diamond as well?
Yeah, probably high Diamond.
Alright.
Let's get it.
Let's shoot on him.
Peluto.
Oh, Widow.
We got a Widow.
Widow, Reinhardt.
Trying not to get sniped right now.
I'm going left.
My bad.
They're playing as a group, they're playing as a whole group.
Yup.
Fuck, I'm isolated, I'mma die.
I'm backing up.
Okay.
I'm gonna go for it now.
Okay.
Wow, okay, Willmaker got me, what the fuck?
So they're playing as a group, so if we'd be aggressive, we'd be aggressive.
Oh, McCree on the left.
McCree on the left.
He's top middle now.
McCree top middle.
Widowmaker up top up there.
She's one HP. One HP Widowmaker.
One HP. Good finish.
Good finish.
Oh, no, no, no.
She's still alive.
What the fuck?
Now, one.
The Widow got me.
God damn it.
Good job.
Reinhardt facing you guys.
I'm on point.
I'm on point.
Reinhardt.
Reinhardt ball.
I'm going to take high ground again.
When they come back, they're definitely going to come back as a group.
It's either they're going to stay as a group and be defensive or Orion is going to charge in and the Widow is going to try to take advantage of that.
I'll push up a little bit to the top of the right.
I got her, I got her.
Oh shit!
Kuriko top middle.
Kuriko top middle.
Oh shit, Widow.
Widow's up top.
I'm shooting her.
She's 1 HP. She's 1 HP. Ball right next to you.
She can heal They got a road heart now?
I mean, they're not doing anything.
Yeah, they got a Roadhog.
I'm shooting the fuck out of him.
He's trying to come in pointy.
Myron, try the pilot advisor.
I don't have him.
I'm 96 advisor.
I'm 96.
I got it now.
The Widowmaker's gonna shoot me, though.
I'm not gonna advise you yet.
I'm gonna not- I'm not gonna- Oh, okay, now I can't advise you.
Oh, uh, Roadhog on me?
I'm on Roadhog, I'm on Roadhog, I'm on Roadhog.
I'm shooting this Roadhog.
I'm shooting the fuck out this rock.
I want him dead.
Come back now.
We're right.
We're taking all of the music.
We're going to right.
No hook!
Roadhog on the right, no hook!
Roadhog on the right, no hook!
I killed you!
Widow is top left.
Is he still alive?
Yeah, he's still alive.
I'm sure the Roadhog is weak as fuck still.
He's backing up.
Yeah, he's backing up.
Okay.
Good finish.
Good finish, bro.
That's a huge stagger.
Alright.
They still got Widow?
Yeah, they still did.
Uh, yeah.
Okay.
She rezzed the Roadhog.
Shit.
They got walls.
Roadhog is, uh...
Where the fuck is he?
He's up top.
He's up top.
Ah, I fucked up.
The tank is down.
Roadhog is here.
Watch the Widow.
She's shooting the arm from top left.
If you can lift.
Bro, I gotta left, bro, I gotta left.
Yeah, I-I've kicked you, I've kicked you.
Roadhog on the left.
Roadhog on the right.
Roadhog on the right McCree one!
McCree one!
McCree one on the right!
Ball needs help.
Good shit.
I'm good, I'm good.
Yeah, I puke you three times, Yennefer.
I was trying to, but at the same time, I have people whine.
I was like, okay, when is good, when is good, but then when you faded, I was like, oh, never mind.
I'm trying to peek here but...
The champ is behind me.
He does not do autographs.
This mission will go smoother if everyone knows.
The Arvedo is just like a meat waiting for the slot.
Alright, let's do it.
You got this.
Yeah, yeah, this is gonna be an easy cut.
These kids are trash.
I'm gonna go alone.
Okay, they got Roadhog!
They got Sombra?
They got Roadhog.
Okay, Roadhog is already trying to come right, top right, top right.
He's one, he's one!
Oh my god, he's so fucking low.
Roadhog is still weak.
We can take point.
McCree by himself on the left, he could die.
And Brigito?
I'm wrongly right here We're getting on the right for get on right God damn it, got Sombra on me right here.
I don't see her.
Roadhog on the right, Roadhog on the right, Roadhog on the right.
McCree, McCree, dead.
Roadhog has no hook.
Where's the Sombra?
Oh shit.
Her and Roadhog on the left.
McCree, McCree, dead.
Roadhog on the left.
Roadhog on the left, sweet.
Come over here with me, dead.
Nice.
The fucking shot, guys.
He's on point if you guys use it.
That Sombra sucks.
Fuck.
Yeah, she could've killed me like twice and she couldn't do it for some reason.
Like she was scared of me.
Arisa, they got Arisa now.
No javelin on her.
That's a fish.
Hey, they come, guys.
Big push.
Arisa's trying to come down the middle.
Arisa weak.
Arisa weak.
Oh, shit.
Spice, Arisa.
Create some space.
They're running.
They're hurt like a motherfucker over there.
Good finishes, Kalen.
Good job, guys.
Ryze, it's up to you, man.
You're the only one without now.
What?
They're the only one with the ult now, so it's the last 10%.
Fuck them up!
I'm gonna fuck them up!
Oh Game over.
Hell on my watch, bitch.
We got our boy some fucking diamond.
Let's fight.
Oh, shit, man.
I wish I could've done better.
I mean, I only died twice, but that was, man.
I got most damage.
Alright, I'll take that.
Damage, damage.
Yeah.
Back.
Can't go crazy for Mario, man.
We hit diamond, faggots.
Let's fucking go.
It only took, what, six years later.
Playing this game again.
We diamond gang now, faggots.
Oh shit, we fucking lit now, faggots!
*Dom de Monco* But guess what?
The beanies will continue!
There's no brakes on a rape train Yo um Awkward, if you want to play DPS, bro, I could go healer.
I'm good, man.
I'm having fun.
You sure?
Alright.
No, just play DPS, man.
Just play DPS. Alright.
Need to get to Masters, then GM. Oh, shit.
I'll say...
I could compete at a Diamond level.
I gotta get my aim better to be a Master again.
But I'll get there.
I got your aim, Mary.
I would say that your skill is at about 50-60% and your IQ is at about 80% right now.
Yeah, the game awareness is definitely...
I gotta get it back.
From the mechanical standpoint.
But, yo, playing on console, dude, with a fucking aim assist to switching to PC, it's a different world, man.
Shout out to all the Snowflake Overwatch players that don't like toxicity.
We thrive in toxicity over here.
They got diamonds now.
Well, the truth is now toxic, you know how it is?
Fucking gay, bro.
Fucking gay, bro.
Fucking gay, bro.
All right.
Match, rank, rank.
Let's fuck these faggots up.
We might still end up with plat because I'm plat 2.
Are you still plat?
Trash.
Fucking trash.
Plat fucking peasant.
Right?
Yeah.
I feel that.
It's alright, we'll just keep waiting and I'll get diamond real soon.
In Overwatch 1 I think I topped out at over 2600 and then I was it.
Wait, you never hit diamond on Overwatch 1?
What the fuck?
No.
That was back when it was SR. I remember that shit.
3000 was diamond, 3500 was master, 4000 was GM. What was your highest?
It's our uh the highest I ever hit I think was right around 4k Like I was GM for like a day and then I lost that shit Arisa already won I'm trying to rip her, melt it bitch.
I'm pretty weak.
Eh, never mind.
He's getting healed up.
They got a Winston.
Oh!
Yep, Reaper.
I hear him.
He's chasing me.
and they got a Winston now too.
Winston, one shot on the right.
The Ana got me.
Reaper's going up top.
Winston gone?
Reaper's coming right behind.
I'm looking.
I don't see him.
Where is he?
Oh, I see him.
He's ready.
McCree one shot!
McCree one shot Down there too Got her!
Zarya one!
I'm shooting through that bubble!
Fuck that bitch!
Yeah, fuck that bitch.
I'm getting my mech back.
I'm gonna set up a TP for you just in case Okri weak over there and the reapers The Reaper's flanking.
The Reaper's flanking.
I hear a split step.
Sanna, where are we at bro?
I think he's below me.
He's up top now.
Zyra is trolling.
Zyra is trolling.
A Reaper on me.
Every bone point Get a TP waiting for you on the outside, man I got a visor.
I'm coming with a visor right now.
Sorry Trace that Reaper down he's weak Good finish.
I ran, I ran.
It's all good.
It's all good.
We got him at the spawn pretty much.
That's already charged up though.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Got to a press of air.
Oh my god, she's so fucking low!
They're pushing the payload!
Stop that!
Reaper chasing you?
I hit him with a helix?
Oh.
Oh, okay.
They got it.
I tried to run away.
That sucks.
Yeah.
They might have that.
Oh, no.
We're gonna fight that?
Okay.
We're gonna fight it?
No, no, no, no.
Just go back.
Okay, I'm going back.
Alright, I'm just gonna take Hager.
I'm just gonna take Hager.
I'm gonna shoot them from the back.
I see him.
I see him.
Ah, shit.
He's still up here, Ball.
He's still up here.
I'm with you, Ball.
I'm with you.
He's low, he's low, he's low.
Ana hit him with it.
What the fuck?
Oh, Winston, Winston, man.
They got a Jamal.
He's chasing me.
Winston's behind me.
Winston's behind me.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
I switched to Reaper.
Let's switch to that fucking Winston literally just now.
Alright, I'm taking Hygron on the backside, man.
What the fuck is this?
What the?
What the?
Okay.
If I'm still staying, I'm still one more.
He switched to D- Oh my, bro.
I need help.
God damn it, man.
Hey, they trying to ward you off.
Just come with me.
Me, me, me.
They got it.
Playing with a wired mouse right now.
Sorry guys, this shit's a little bit.
Very good, very good.
McCree one, McCree one!
McCree one on the left!
D.Va coming?
Nope, got it all.
McCree dead?
Good finish?
That's a good-ass D.Va, man.
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you!
Chase his ass down, man!
Don't let the smag your lips!
Good shit!
And they got the diva that Ana make behind us.
Ana's last one in the back.
Got it.
Good shit.
Good shit.
Who's left?
McCree?
Good finish.
Steve over here.
Dima top left.
She's looking at me.
Yeah, bitch.
She has a pocket now.
What?
Mercy?
Get her out of mech.
Get out of me Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you F**king faggots.
Is Paul camping them?
If you want to.
F**k it.
Alright, let's go.
Let's go.
F**k them.
They're looking at me.
They're looking at me, guys.
McCree gone?
Where's the Reaper?
I'll see him.
There's somebody on payload.
Baby D.V. on payload.
Dead. Got her. Got her.
Fuck you, bitch.
No mech for you, whore.
I hear Reaper.
I know where he at, though.
I see him.
I see him.
Drop down Right behind you right What?
How?
I got around the corner!
Don't worry, I got one back for you.
Rebound point.
I need help back in the back line.
Whatever, you guys got it.
Adam.
No shit, guys.
No problem, man.
D-bop top.
Pushing by itself.
McCree below.
What the fuck is this guy doing?
They push me on below On the bottom Trying to get on point
Yo, uh, re-frog point where mercy one shot below mercy one shot below Good shit good shit good shit
I guess they thought they was gonna win through the fucking McCree or some shit because the mercy only saved up the McCree's ass And he had 12 hours in that machine in comparison to all it is Oh Oh they're arguing.
Always.
Yeah?
Every soldier needs a cause.
This mission would go to the world if everyone had wrecking balls.
More field research?
Grant What the fuck am I'm doing Let's see up top May up top?
I hit her with a helix.
She's weak.
I'm gonna put them down.
Three of them up top.
May up top, may up top, may up top.
She healed herself.
McCree up top with Mercy.
But shit Looking in my way again Oh, okay, oh I'm moving a lot of why you guys do that I'm moving payload.
I see her.
He was on payload for you guys if you need it.
They lost the player.
Oh, really?
The tilt is real, huh?
Motherfuckers and his feelings.
I got fucked!
They think this is like, I know where the wall is at.
Good finish.
I can't fuck that!
Oh my god.
I'm dead man.
I'm dead fucking shit man.
Nice.
I'm dead fucking shit man.
Yo, this McCray on our team, bro, he's literally been getting pocketed the whole time and he's still trash.
If I had a pocket like that, I'd be fucking demolishing kids.
He fucking sucks.
Oh, he put me over here.
I'm behind her.
Thanks.
Oh wow, they're going home in a box.
Mercy's dancing on the payload.
Yep.
Oh, big finish. big finish.
Heroes never die!
dudes are so pissed that they're losing I just saw the fucking bracket go in there and he was there Fuck that faggot, man.
No mercy.
He thought he was the shit, I guess.
Thanks so bad gonna get me get a pocket and win Yeah, I'm bro That's a nice shot.
Oh, that was an uphill battle.
Yeah, that was an uphill battle.
It was an easy game.
We're supposed to lose that.
And that's why you see...
That's a perfect example why you shouldn't be a pussy when you...
Man.
I got 60.
I got 60.
You got 60 SR from that?
Yeah.
Yeah, so long.
What the fuck?
That's crazy.
Yeah, I got 60.
Holy shit.
Yeah, they know that you're smurfing, bro.
That's a good sign that they know that you're smurfing.
That's literally the half of a bar.
Goddamn.
You're a diamond four right now.
Yep.
Bro, this dude's smurfing.
Oh, shit.
My bad.
Hit ready.
Goddamn.
I never see that.
That's crazy Speaking of 60 what's that record?
Thank you.
Let me see.
64 something, 64 12, 64 13.
Yeah, 64.
You're right.
64 13.
That's the record.
*Sounds of the game* Kings, prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Select your hero.
Select your hero.
Alright, you're highest in the studio.
What was that?
You're highest in the studio.
Oh, they got a maga?
They're throwing.
They wanna lose.
They wanna lose.
They got a maga.
Twerk on.
Twerk.
Twerk and, uh, Pog on the right.
Twerk on.
Ash up top.
Ash up top middle.
She just threw dynamite.
Kids are trash.
Ash is one of them.
She threw dynamite.
But this bitch want to be a terrorist so bad, bro You know what I'll make it be careful.
Oh, I got oh Oh, Lord!
Feels right here Is it out?
Ash, Ash, I need heals.
I'm gonna die.
I need heals.
Bro.
Fucking ass man up top man.
Oh fuck they got a widow on me.
I'm probably dead she got me dead.
Widow one, Widow one!
He's one up top.
Oh, she see you, right?
Got a good job.
I'm with you on this Ramacho.
Got him.
Good job, guys.
Let's keep going.
Let's keep rolling.
Oh, keep rolling?
All right.
Okay.
The punishments will continue.
Let's go.
Guys, go ahead.
I'll take care of payload.
Oh, shit.
Shit, I'm out there.
Nah, just you.
Aston.
Are you impressed with the number one?
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Yeah, they don't do that.
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.
You can't escape me.
Can I come back there?
Can we go weak?
He's going after me, guys.
I need help.
He's one.
Dead.
Dead.
Thank you.
93 divisor.
I don't need help.
I don't need help.
Soldier weak.
Soldier trying to run?
Damn bitch, you thought you were gonna get that shit?
Let's go, no mercy!
Ramacha?
He went...
He got big for no reason!
You fucking retard!
Get big for no reason, he just block it!
He just block it!
Oh, what a feel bear I'm not even shooting the hitler cuz I'm so confident you're gonna die bitch, right?
I'm not sure if you're here a week.
You died today, faggot!
Oh, whoa!
Whoa, he ulting me!
Yo, he's fucking ulting, man.
He was half.
Oh, Mercy died.
Oh, shit.
I was going to say, if you pull that res off, holy shit.
I got Visor, too.
They got Baptiste now?
Yeah, she's in the back.
She's in the back.
Dude's name is fleeting.
Trash.
Good shit.
Push up, push up, push up.
These kids suck, man.
Kariko one?
Kariko weak?
Fuck this shit, let's go!
Fuck you!
I'm on her.
She teleported away, bitch.
I see her.
She's up top.
She's up top.
Keep moving, pillow.
She can't do shit.
Trash.
Doom nigger!
Doom nigger on point!
He won.
Widow left.
I hit over here.
Here we go.
These kids are fucking trash.
Ah, she got off point.
Scrub.
kids are trash that's my back I don't know if they still have Sombra.
Oh yeah, they were gonna stay Sombra.
I saw I killed both their healers.
They don't have anyone.
You gotta fool them they're gonna pick a Reinhardt You want to make bets they stay widow every soldier Ooh, that is safe.
You're the one making abominations.
I got it.
I'll kill him though.
Oh Whether somber ran her a little I'm able to take care of them with all right Not sure eyes in store Yeah, so fucking retard sends me a DM bro.
Look this fucking channel so you should about you and they got 1000 views yeah Yo, guys, you guys that are watching me right now, do not fucking send me stupid ass DMs of shitty YouTubers with 1,000 views and say, bro, they're talking shit about you, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
I should watch Right some wrong point what she ran she ran get away Two of them in the storage Two of them in the store right there.
I'm with you.
Kariko, Kariko.
Got her.
Oh, Kariko, Kariko.
Oh, bitch ran, bitch ran.
Guys, be careful.
They're coming out of spawn right now.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
Goddammit.
Oh, Baptiste's coming in.
Here comes the push.
Here comes the push.
I got heals off-white.
Wow.
Symmetra used a teleporter too.
They got it?
Yeah, that's fine.
Vermont, turn to right.
He's ice off.
He's ice off.
You can die.
Ah Oh semester by this measure Symmetra behind us.
Symmetra behind us.
What the fuck?
She's one.
Oh, fuck.
We couldn't go.
She's one.
She's one.
Got her.
I avenged you, bro.
Got two.
I got Vicer.
I'm gonna take how I grow up.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, shit!
He's lucky I have to reload.
Yo, Zara, turn around, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
I was busy with this one.
Yeah, look at the guys.
Redeploying.
I mean...
I'm on fire.
I'm gonna take high ground behind us then.
back it up they're using everything I'm shooting it back pushing it back Good boy Hopefully we get some in there.
Just so much as soon as he's chasing me like a fucking...
Oh.
Fuck, man.
Nobody got in that blizzard, bro?
They were all...
I passed it.
I thought you would have had...
Yeah, man.
You ain't catch nobody in the blizzards, man.
Trash, nigga.
No, right?
Goddamn.
Aw, fuck.
Nobody's there.
Yeah, baby.
Pop that fucking out.
Oh, god damn it.
I'll try to save it though.
I'll try to save it.
Romacho one, Romacho one, man.
We gotta attack their backline, that's what it is.
That's okay, I gotta...
It's the fucking backline.
Switching.
Putting a hill down for you.
You two, you are, uh, smashing behind you, soldier.
The Baptiste was 1 HP, man.
The Ash is up top, man.
The Ash is up top on the left.
She's shooting at us from up there.
Ash is top left, guys.
We're pulling them back.
Yup.
That's what it is.
I got Ash right here.
I need meals.
Stop.
Oh, shit.
Don't push him.
Bro.
He popped through.
I got a visor too, man.
Nope.
That was my bad luck.
They made an immediate switch to Stormbro once you win.
Oh, ball dude.
Switching sides.
Yeah, he tried to win.
Try to get this even quicker.
I believe we can too because the only reason why they're so good on attack is because of the tank pushing in and the backline being there to support him.
But it's none of that shit when they're on defense.
They all have to stay in one spot.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Take care of each other out there.
Push your limits.
nothing breaks that I cannot mend listen don't work out I'll switch to Reaper and like, you know, try to fake him out by TPing into their back line and then, uh, fading out.
Yeah, just do treasure.
It's okay.
I'll do a ripper.
It's okay.
Alright.
These kids don't know the team are trash.
I'm not losing these packers.
Let's go.
All three gone.
The mods are already weak.
They're backing up.
They're backing up.
They have to use their fucking dumb ass.
Just be patient.
Oh shit.
Fine.
I got ready to go.
Good.
Ramat's in here.
Heel's over here.
Push that left side.
Push the left side more.
Push the left side.
That was perfect execution with the left and right play.
Pushing up.
Let's go, I'm with you.
with my trust it real point mercy up okay get out 40 seconds, boys.
I don't know.
Shit.
Don't grab yet.
I'm weak.
I'm weak.
No, don't grab yet, bro.
Don't grab yet.
I'm coming back.
I'm shooting this bomb.
Kill the bomb first.
Kill the bomb first.
Got him.
He's in.
He made space with that.
Oh Remotor week Watch the window Yeah, just wait for it, just wait for it.
No, no, no!
Don't peek, don't peek!
No!
Don't peek water, don't peek!
No!
I tried to buy some guys.
Fuck this shit, man.
How's that?
Yeah, don't peek, don't peek there, Walter.
Just stay on the wall.
Sorry, man.
That's all good.
In front of the window.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't pick.
Never pick that.
Yeah, I shouldn't have done that shit.
Fuck!
Yeah, me and Mercy is trying to heal you both.
All hard.
Alright.
Step it up this round.
We can hold them.
We can full hold them.
I think we can full hold them.
I think you have to take high ground here, man.
Yeah, I will.
I will on this one.
I was just worried about doing it because they had a Widow last time.
Okay, though.
If they have a Widow, you're still on the high ground, okay?
Never kill down.
You guys want me to take it from back over here?
On the hotel side?
Over here?
Or back?
Which one?
It depends on where they go.
You can start here, and then if they start walking to point, you can go over there.
Alright.
I just want you to snipe.
We got a widow, man.
They have somebody up there.
I saw somebody up there.
Maybe it's an Ashe.
This is what I do.
No, it is Widow!
It is Widow!
They got a Symmetra too!
It's Widow!
It's Widow!
I'm dropping down.
They also got a Symmetra.
Watch out the TP.
Stay far back corner just in case you try to pull it off.
We're chasing you.
We're chasing you.
TP's almost gone.
BB gone.
Fucking dammit.
Now I want to stay out of bed.
I got the sim but damn it man.
We all have to do is just kill and we hold them at the corner.
Don't just peek over the choke point.
Tracer's on the store on the right.
Tracer's on the right.
Ramatra and Kareko I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, Ramatra's trying to chase me Oh We need people on point!
We need people on point!
It's my fucking fault.
Oh, my God, bro.
They got lucky there.
Oh, my God. my God.
Call has been forwarded to an automatic voicemail.
Call has been forwarded to voicemail.
We'll mouth these scrubs on this round.
Alright, I'm back and I'm caffeinated. I'm back and I'm caffeinated.
Let's do it.
I'm destroying these scrubs.
Aw, damn.
You got a caffeine boost?
*music*
*music* Alright, let's fuck them up.
Were any of these kids in the last game?
Let me see.
Yes.
Yes, it's last game.
I think Hazus and that's the only one I see so far.
Yes.
I'll look hard.
Yeah, that one was like the...
The Ramatra was good.
He's still a faggot though.
On Twitter?
Oh shit.
They like the Overwatch streams, man.
Yeah, we got 8,000 watching on Twitter right now.
And then another 3k on Rumble.
Shout out to y'all ninjas, man.
We're still going hard in the paint.
There's no brakes on this train.
Uh, they got an Orisa top right.
I'm gonna go out the right hand side.
Oh shit, watch out for the Widow.
Trying to hit her with a Helix.
Where is she?
Top left.
Oh, she dropped down.
She dropped down.
She already leaked.
Oh, I see the Orisa.
Orisa can die.
Orisa can die.
Nice.
Lucio top left being an annoying fuck.
Nice.
Widow.
Widow.
She's looking at me.
Drop down on her guys.
Kill her.
Good shit.
Good shit.
Easy clap.
We're moving payload.
Good shit.
I'm gonna go hold up.
Oh!
Arisa up top.
Arisa up top right now.
I'm with you.
She's one HP. She's weak.
I'm shooting her.
I'm shooting her.
Dead, bitch.
Good shit, good shit.
I'm pushing up, I'm pushing up with you.
Ana, Ana, what?
Just finished.
This Ana is lost.
Zanna is lost.
For us a week.
Baptiste behind.
Oh shit.
Ash, I'm about to die.
Fuck.
Fucking burning.
Wow.
Oh wait, you're killing everyone.
Let's go.
I'm about to die.
I'm not, I'm not dying.
Oh, I'm dying Okay, it's over Arisa one, Arisa one Can you guys come back?
*Sigh* These kids are barely winning teamfights when it's fucking 4 on 5 Scrubs.
Ash on top.
I'm so tough What is that melody?
I'm so tough Fuck I did something How'd I have this?
Come on, I'm not Watch these dudes looking at me Oh my fucking god, man.
I got a visor, man.
Let's push.
Let's push.
These kids fucking suck on the other team, bro.
Clearing the area.
Come save that shit, motherfuckers.
Alright.
We gotta push up.
They got no Orisa.
Let's go.
Pushing up with a visor.
Hashed up top.
I'm gonna push in with the visor.
Lucio has a beat.
I know he has a beat.
Oh shit.
Arisa chasing me.
Oh shit.
I'm on the Arisa.
I'm shooting Arisa.
He's weak.
Oh my god.
Arisa weak, man.
Arisa Week!
Coming back now?
Symmetra!
Symmetra!
What the?
This bitch man Lucio!
Lucio one!
Fuck him!
Ash one!
Ash one!
Good job!
Goddammit!
Pushing up!
I have to flank that backline to get the...
Oh, she's had!
Arisa week, Arisa week.
One for the healer.
I'm taking him out.
At her.
The fucking job.
I'm with you, Paul.
I bet I bet I bet.
Ah, you did.
I did.
That was right.
I don't have an ability in charge.
Ash one, Ash one.
Oh, come on.
You don't have a killer, man.
You don't have killer, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Thank you.
You survived that somehow.
Push payload!
That load!
Let's play that moronic Arisa one, Arisa one,
Arisa one Yo Arisa one Yo Water Gotcha
I mean, that's asking about that one son about Oh my god Oh Fuck!
They're all one.
They're all weak.
I'm going to take an off angle and get around behind them and shoot from the high.
Ugh, the Sombra.
I'm shooting a risk ratio.
Get a reload, gather.
Get a reload!
Gotta get back, gotta get back.
We have no heals.
Come for ourselves, come for ourselves.
Heals coming in.
Yeah, Walter just killed a tent, okay?
No one jump.
Thanks.
Ash running.
Get him.
I'm going around the hydrant.
I'm gonna go all the way around behind them Arisa recently What is wrong?
Sandra I'm on fire Good shit Oh my god, you fucking sidekill You know, fuck Good shit Best person on a team is definitely That's Like those killer resles sometimes That res was insane Okay
So let's go.
So let's go.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Alright, let's rock these scrubs.
I'm a I got this corner over here.
Arisa?
Ar- Arisa already won!
Arisa already won!
Got her.
Oh, uh...
What the fuck did we throw in?
Lucio dead.
Faggot.
Stupid ass character.
Hanzo and Ash.
Shit, I'm weak.
Thank you Pushin back a bit Alright, we lost our tank.
Half-week, half-week, half-week.
Shit They're chasing me god damn it fuck I didn't realize you guys weren't there with me man god God damn it.
Fucking shit, man.
No!
No, because our tank died.
We're gonna push.
You need to fall back.
We have touch.
Maybe if we don't...
I got a hold?
Oh, fuck.
No.
I can take that.
I'm shooting the fuck out this original.
Orisa could die?
Erysica died.
Ash one shot in the back.
Ash, one shot in the back.
Y'all can kill her.
I got him.
Good shit.
Where's Hanzo?
Hanzo.
Take your left.
Got him.
Faggot.
180.
Shot that faggot.
Scrub.
Thanks.
Alright, we're taking middle.
Let's do it.
Good choice.
No javelin on Orisa?
Arisa pushing me.
Arisa pushing me.
Arisa on me.
Any help?
Any help?
I'm on her.
I'm sooner.
I'm sooner in the back.
Get the Lucio nice.
She's one HP man.
Bro, I was chewing that Arisa trying to help you man.
Where'd you go?
You don't have a healer.
You don't have a healer.
Get away with this Yes, Bob Fuckin a 60 seconds.
You don't have any healers.
Yeah, I almost got a That's one s1 s1 Is you and ball up there Think we should I'm not gonna die No, fuck Yeah, none of us will be banned but they'll put that team like that No, no, no, no They can't kill you I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
This Arisa's under, it seems annoying, man.
I'm shooting her, I'm shooting her, I'm shooting her, she could die!
Wozol, Wozol had to back up.
Where is she, where is she?
McCree weak, McCree weak!
I need to be dead, I need to be dead!
Now the rest of them can die, McCree over here!
You know you can do it I'm behind them up behind a tonic of these dragons Fuck you talking tea bag my wall for bitch get out of here Arrested by herself we get her we can get her we can get her she don't have a team Come here, bitch!
Carrico one It's just action action a free action three oh No, no, no, you're wrong, Iron.
You're wrong, you're wrong.
Jennifer, focus.
Focus.
Ana, shoot me in the back.
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Ashton McCree, Ashton McCree.
Heroes never die.
Arista chasing you?
Arista by itself, oh, she got, uh...
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
She- I'm showing the fuck out this person.
She could die.
She could die.
Oh my god.
I hate the fucking reload.
Oh my god, bro.
Ooh, shoot.
Watch out, Wolf.
I'm running right now.
Bitch is chasing me.
Yup, she's still chasing me.
Idiot, now she's out of position.
Now she got a position, stupid bitch.
Ah, shit.
We got plenty of time though.
Right here, to the left, to the left, to the left!
She's weak, she's weak.
Oh, Ash got me, man.
Orisa is weak.
Oh, man.
Damn it, it's Orisa.
Oh my god, I'm trying to fight her.
Oh, I got half.
Wow.
They didn't realize what we were doing.
They noticed that we were trying to single the tank out.
She EMP'd me, man.
I couldn't run.
They barely could get the second point, though.
They suck.
Arisa out of position.
She's right here.
She's just taking all the damage.
They got it.
Unless you can get out there and touch it.
Can you get out there?
Oh Yo, there are Rissa is fucking carrying them bro.
Yeah Yeah, I'm trying my best.
I'm literally fighting only her and it's not working.
We gotta get a face.
She's literally carrying them, bro.
I was about to kill the Bob and she came in and did that stupid ass spin wheel bullshit.
Drop me.
Get it, come on.
Jesus, Jesus.
Oh, come on.
Really?
Okay, I'm searching her match.
Yeah, definitely flip right back.
Alright, I'm gonna take high ground, because they're gonna come around that corner.
And I got a visor.
This is where we hold them, guys.
This is where we hold them.
One minute, 50 seconds.
I've got a microphone.
Ready?
Give me a lot!
Give me a lot!
I ball needs health.
I ball needs healing.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I killed their heater!
They don't have heal!
I killed their heater!
One last push, guys.
Here they come.
Alright, one last push.
I'm gonna go in the back.
I'm gonna go in the back and hold them from back here.
You guys just saw me climb from fucking platinum to...
sorry, silver to diamond.
What was that?
I was gonna ask, how long are you streaming for today?
I'm probably gonna go for maybe another hour, because I gotta do a podcast actually pretty soon.
Okay, that's perfect.
Yeah, I think I got...
It's actually got a...
Select your hero.
I'm actually going to do two podcasts.
I'm going to do one for our channel and then one for another channel.
And then we got Jake Shields later on tonight.
Yeah, if you do three more, you got five podcasts.
Yeah, man, because I did this stream.
I'm about to go stream again and do a pod and then, yeah.
Yeah, FedReact.
It's probably going to be two.
Yeah, I did FedReacts and I did this and then I got to do...
Remember what we're fighting for.
Actually, you know how many people we got watching right now?
We got 3200 on Rumble.
And we got...
8.4k on Twitter.
Alright, let's destroy these scrubs.
DPS water.
Outside here.
Where are we going?
We're gonna go left?
Okay.
They're already up there.
Doomfist is half.
Doomfist is one.
Doomfist is one.
Doomfist is dead.
Oh my god, you're gonna chase the soldier.
Reaper and soldier.
Reaper on point with soldier Is it okay that's that's that's on yep after soldier Melting he's the one that was helping out with the DPS.
That's why I Yeah, that thing has more damage than both of the DPS right now.
Soldier to your right.
right soldier to your right guys three four one shot over there rise to finish soldier soldier one shot no okay then then a group of us then this one sentence one I got heel pad over here
for you guys we need to back up this we really don't press on oh shit yeah I'm running right now
We got this, we got this, we got this Yeah, I'm backing up.
I'm 88 civilizer.
I don't know how I don't have it.
I fucking cut something.
What the?
Soldier over here.
Are we going to get out of here?
We can kill him!
We can kill his- he's- he's- he's- he- uhhhhh.
Can't catch up with you.
Soldier one shot!
And Ana!
Right now moving in.
Fuck I'm gonna buy so let's go.
We can send it all properly.
Yep.
Poor man.
Fuck!
Unloading screen.
Yeah, you should be able to get that, though.
Sense burned Transcendence.
And they burned fucking Soldier Hall, too.
Idiots.
Oh, thank you You saved my life.
Alright.
Alright, let's get to the next point.
Good job guys.
Alright, I think we're here first.
Where they at?
Reaper?
Reaper and Doomtieger Water, water, fire yourself I'm on the streamgate What the?
Dude, I got stuck in the corner there I'm going to go there.
I'm not sure if we got numbers, but...
Yeah!
We might.
We might now.
Thanks.
Lufus.
Good hook.
I'm shooting him.
You can't use this, bro.
You're a gay ass character.
Yeah, you're gonna hate to meet you.
Feeling spry.
Bionic healing, ready for use.
Soldiers in the back by the health pack.
Just coming to point.
I'm on the left Fuck I can't get away Alright, they got it.
They got that one.
*Gunshot* *Gunshot* Lost.
Go online!
Where's the next one?
Flashpoint.
Tempo.
Over here!
Alright, I'm here right now.
Heading stream connected.
There they are.
Is it Zen in the back?
Don't piss in the front.
They're flanking right.
They're flanking right, guys.
Zendead!
I really know.
I really know.
Reaper hero?
Reaper one?
He went right.
He's from three-hot!
Aw shit, need help with Doom.
He's chasing me.
Oh, bag it, bro.
I got a visor.
Oh shit, I got him?
Nice.
Okay, I got it for next fight.
Thanks, Doc.
Back up back up back up back up.
We've been all Yes Got him.
This is Zarya.
Good choice.
Zarya back in.
Zarya coming.
Zarya coming.
Oh shit, she's charged.
Get in the point.
Get in the point.
I'm coming to point right now.
I'm back on point They're chasing oh my god Reaper gone.
Oh shit.
On Pop Advisor.
Pop Advisor on the Zarya.
Zarya won.
Got you.
So fucking strong, man.
We got two.
It's fine.
Just die.
We got to the point.
That's all that matters.
Pushed off the point.
One more we got this shake up And that's my I hear Reaper, I know where you at though.
He's to the right.
All right.
Soldier 1!
They're all coming from here!
Zarya chasing you guys?
Zarya 1!
I'm running, I'm running.
They all popped off except for rebrief.
Yeah, except for rebrief.
Look for an outline and try to get back to it.
There's somebody.
Oh, it's rebrief.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna come in from an off angle.
You guys are going from outside.
I'm gonna come in from an off angle.
Oh, he's so fucking low.
He got me, it's cool.
He's low, he's low.
People are gone?
Shout, Zarya.
Oh, we were discombobulated.
They're all in the back.
They're all in the back.
Zarya on me.
Oh, I killed you.
Oh my god.
Oh my god shit how much is our other soldier Hill back help back over here I don't touch, I don't touch anything.
He's so fuckin' low, oh my god.
Oh, no!
Fuck, Zarya's won, man!
Fuckin' A, oh my god.
Do they gotta go first?
Oh my god, no way.
Redeploying.
Palace.
Lost.
Alright.
No, no, no.
Come back, come back.
Flashpoint.
Garden.
Alright, we go in this garden.
Yeah.
Alright, let's just get on it first.
Oh, no.
Soldiers are weak already.
On their team.
May we May we make that made that victory Soldier weak, soldier weak.
I'll probably buy the back Then one shot.
Then dead.
Oh my god!
I killed three of them.
You should have that.
Oh fuck!
Yeah.
We had the points.
Still got some fighting.
Water, water, water.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, try and stay back.
Don't die for it.
Okay.
Feeling strong over the My job That was their wall I Knock me down and I'll keep getting back up.
Alright, I'm coming back.
I got one, I got one, I got one.
That's a big pick.
Zarya, Zarya, Zarya.
Our Zarya needs help though.
I'm on her, I'm on her, I'm on her.
Awkward, I'm with you.
He up, he up, goddammit.
Zarya one shot on their team, Zarya one shot on their team, I'm going to- Zarya needs healing, Zarya needs healing.
They're all low.
They don't have healer, they don't have healer.
They don't have healer.
Mario, try to get it, boy.
I'm gonna get on it.
Push together, push together.
They don't have healer.
Fuck, man!
They're coming from all angles.
You guys got this?
You guys got this?
You guys got it?
Oh my god, man.
Closing to grab.
Closing to grab, but I need to.
I have someone Zarya there.
Two, two, two.
Just two.
I killed Emma.
Be careful, Ryze.
I'm coming down.
I'm coming back.
Careful, guys.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
I can push.
Can we push?
Yeah, push, push, push, push.
One shot.
Ana in the back over there.
So my I'm backing up you got it Yeah, yeah, we're hot This kids are fighting I thought We won, though.
I hate that map, bro.
I fuck it.
That's one of my worst maps, that shit.
I hate those control points shit.
I hate that map.
Yeah, Mario, focus more on your position.
Well, for game maps like that man, it's tough.
Yeah.
That's why it's gonna be better.
*sniff*
*sniff* *sniff* *sniff*
*sniff* *sniff* *sniff*
*sniff* *sniff*
*sniff* *sniff*
*sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff*
*sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Select your hero.
Alright.
This map's kinda gay too, but whatever.
If we play well, it's really short.
You can cap in four minutes.
Oh shit.
Alright, let's fucking kill them.
Let's do it What are you got a lock in brother?
Sir.
You've been sleeping.
Bro, what do you expect, man?
He's on Section 8 connection, man, out there in Chicago, man.
Internet turned off, bro.
It's the first of the month or something.
Bill came, dude.
Angel at your shoulder.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Objective unlocks in 30 seconds.
Wreck these scrubs.
We don't have Widow.
Okay.
I think we played these guys too.
We're Mr.
Sojourn.
We don't have Widow One for Should I try to Orisa weak on their team.
Orisa one out.
Oh!
Oh, watch out for Widow.
She's on the stairs.
She saw me for a split fucking second.
Oh, I'm in trouble.
I couldn't.
You were too far away.
That I was looking at you though
Fucking scared of me and my right, I'm like literally hiding behind cover Good finish.
Arisa, we're running to you guys, weak!
I distracted the shit out of that bitch No Orisa on the left.
Orisa can die!
Heroes never die.
Bruh.
There we are.
Got her.
This ends now.
They got a Pharah now.
Oh shit.
Oh, they went hard back.
Go turn it.
This ends now.
Confirmed.
That's a window.
I've seen tougher spots.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, they're my one who's in the bar cave.
Sojourn Mercy pocket.
Oh my.
Oh my.
That's Section 8, bro.
Yeah, it's a Section 8.
What the fuck?
I'll make up for it.
Oh my...
I'm so fucking pissed.
Baptiste all the way in the back.
Straight ahead So soon hit her with a direct rocket Oh
She was one.
Bro.
Okay.
We gotta step it up, man.
They're about to push this shit all the way on us.
Let's get the robot back!
Enemy on the move!
Stop them!
Stop that shit man.
Wow.
Fire top left Sojourn pocket man is crazy enemy Fire in the robot!
Immersion's one!
Got her!
Arisa weak!
Far to low!
Far to low!
I don't want Arisa!
I'm dead!
Arisa dead!
Back up to left Sapphire!
Good finish!
Sojourn ran away!
Sojourn ran away!
She's to your left!
Come on Bob with us.
Hit the soldier.
I'm going to go.
My wrist on the right.
Arisa coming towards me.
Window, back up.
Barrow, one shot.
Pushing, pushing.
Good shoot.
Mercy, mercy.
We're on.
We're on the right.
We're on the right.
initializing system.
Are you on the right?
You heal it?
Oh shit!
Orisa one!
Orisa one!
You got me!
A number's at home!
Careful!
Farrow!
Farrow what's up?
You got her, goddammit.
Orisa chasing.
I The robot is in our possession They're all low.
They're chasing somebody.
They're chasing somebody.
They're all low.
Oh my god, she's so low.
She's got mercy pocketed.
She's weak again.
Oh my god.
They're all over there.
I'll just push them back so we won't get the...
Soldier, punch them.
Find your wrist of cat Still got some fire *gunshot* Gotta have to earn this one.
All right, Pharoah.
Pharoah Baptiste.
Mercy one on the left My god, how she left there's I don't fucking know they They literally are- Justice!
Rains from above!
Oh my fucking god, bro.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
I can shoot I can I can't see her.
Mercy is going up there to her.
Holy shit.
He moving, guys.
Keep fucking moving.
Keep moving.
Mercy, one.
Mercy, one.
A bunch of them went over there.
Are there a one?
There are one!
That's why he's vulnerable.
Fuck these faggots man.
Did we kill Pharoah in that last fight?
Yeah.
Okay, we did, we did.
Hey, really trying to fucking kill me.
Farrow one, Farrow one, drop down.
Farrow one, got her.
Watch for the Mercy Reds.
Let's go!
Push in, push in, push in.
Now all the way back, they moved all the way back.
Mercy good.
Soldier and wait, last one.
Soldier and last one, she's weak.
Good finish.
Coming out now I'm moving robot moving robot I'll stick with you.
No, no, no.
They need to DPS, boy.
They need to DPS, boy.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Soldier on the bridge.
Soldier on the bridge.
Oh, yeah.
Bear up, bear up, bear up, bear up!
Good shit, good shit.
Kariko, Kariko, one!
Kariko, one!
Oh, no.
I got a wrist on me.
Yeah, she chased out of me too.
Coming back, coming back, coming back.
30 seconds remaining.
Oh, man.
Alright.
I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
Continue come back I just a week She's about half.
Kariko weak.
Arisa!
Wow!
Fuck!
They coordinate that shit, man.
Yeah, those kids.
They were good, not gonna lie.
They were faggots, but they were good.
The dirt that they were doing was crazy.
Yeah, definitely the sweat was real that game.
They were sweating.
Kids on another team are 100% sweating.
Need to go splash some fucking water in my face or some shit. *sniff*
T6 and 15 is still crazy though.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Y'all ready?
Let's rock these scrubs.
get it way better map Follow my lead.
Are we starting to play against Masters and shit like that?
I don't know.
I think I'm not bad.
Not bad.
High Diamond.
High Diamond, right?
Right?
Yeah.
That's fine.
I'll take it.
I'll take it, man.
You can't better play with these kids versus playing these fucking squares with the other lucky guys.
Yeah, if ever you find yourself going to get some goals again, you'll notice a big difference.
You'll be cleaning their ass up.
Oh, okay.
Wow, what the fuck?
Bro!
That fucking railgun, man!
I bet you hit me with the special beam cannon man.
I'm on a Sigma.
I'm on a Sigma.
Okay.
Okay.
Baptiste one.
Fire off, fire off.
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
Okay.
Sigma no lock.
Kenny's up left.
He has no reflex.
Fucking Sojourn is annoying as fuck.
Sigma?
Sojourn dead?
Genji on me?
Fucking faggot!
Good kill.
Good kill.
Baptiste?
One shot.
Dead?
I'm getting on the tank.
I'm jumping on the tank right now.
Sigma-1.
He's looking at me.
He's looking at me because he's soft.
With some mercy?
She's in the sky.
She's in the sky.
Soldier and Mercy up there.
Heels coming up.
Here they come, boys.
Here they come.
Whole team.
Soldier in time middle.
Soldier in time middle.
Head over the helix.
- Felix, she weak.
Hit the Genji with the Felix suit.
Soldier in up.
They're still half.
They're waiting for us.
Here they come.
Got to heal them.
I got Visor!
Poppin' it!
Get you going!
Get you going!
Let's go!
Big Blades!
Big Blades!
Fucking retards.
What is Overwatch 20 dashed in the air to fucking do his blade?
Retard?
God damn, Yennefer!
Did Yennefer just chase him down?
Yeah...
With a Glock!
Good!
I'm high ground over here.
Soldier into the corner over there?
Oh!
This bitch!
She got me with the real gun.
Good finish.
Good finish.
Baptiste up top.
Baptiste up top too.
And mercy Does your mercy can't rest me?
No, I'm pushing cars One single one single one moving back I'm moving back to him.
Signal weak, signal weak, signal weak.
He's about half.
Genji above you guys!
Genji on the bridge above you guys.
Sigma weak, sigma weak shot!
Good finish, just finish on- No, you can't do that.
Alright, I'm on high ground over here.
Stay on car, stay on car.
Alright, good.
I'm pushing up, I'm pushing up.
Oh, I'm backing up.
Sigma, Sigma 1, Sigma 1, Sigma 1, Sigma 1, you got Sigma 1, you got him.
Good shit.
Can't you up top?
Nice, nice, nice.
I got visor, by the way.
I'm gonna take high grounder to pop it on them.
I'm popping by- uh, maybe I don't need- you know, fucking!
Let's go let's go Oh shit I'm running This end is now Move, move, move!
but she's gonna agree with that yeah yeah the mercy pocket Blade's coming soon.
Oh my god, fell off the fucking top!
Yup, he went right for me, Blade.
Fuck it.
Just run, just run, just run.
No, no, no, just run!
I'm ready to go in.
Wow!
That soldier in pocket is crazy man.
Uh, I just pressed him.
Come back, Walter.
Come back, Walter.
I'm trying to get on the face.
You got your top middle?
Go high bro, I'm Aaron.
Yeah, I'm trying bro, but they're looking at me if I try to take it.
I'm going, I'm trying to help.
Just come, just come, just come.
Alright, I'm here.
I'm here.
All right, what's that on the sojourn?
What's that on the sojourn?
You dropped down that bitch and they got a Roadhog now.
Roadhog feeding?
Pulling them back, I'm distracted.
Genji dropped down.
Get you dropped down.
Get you dropped down behind y'all.
Yeah, yeah.
At the soldier He has a pocket I One down!
Whoa!
He's explaining me!
Fucking faggot, bro!
I'm up there too, huh?
I'm 93 advisor.
We can do something here.
Gengi, hello!
Oh my god Mercy I'm dead.
Gengi got me.
I went right for the mercy.
Come on, Gengi.
You got the Genji try to stay on pointies over time Careful with that if I'm I'm still really accurate.
I'm still fighting.
Careful.
There's more of them than us.
Oh, my fucking...
- Oh, he's got a baller.
- Gotta touch it.
- Yeah, I can't. - He hold on. - All right.
We just gotta hold him.
We can hold him.
We can hold him on defense.
We can hold him.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Feeling more powerful?
Powered up, safety's off.
They are.
They are big time.
Stay close.
kids are just fucking gay.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Alright, let's go.
They got a McCree, Roadhog.
The engines.
Gohag only time.
Gohag is weak.
I'm just gonna hold the Genji top right.
Roadhog gets one shot.
Roadhog gets one.
Genji top right.
Gendry top right What?!
They got Arisa now?
Genji?
Yup.
I got a heal over here.
Yeah, Arisa one!
Arisa one!
Oh, good job.
Use a fortify.
Arisa one!
He's here!
Oh Fuck it Poppin' all, poppin' all.
Great space for you guys.
Orisa one.
Mercy one on the right.
Genji on the right, weak.
Genji right...
Makri dead?
I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
Genji on payload.
Is this sported?
Okay, I'm back on Hydron.
And just looking at me on the right side, Arisa, no Javelin?
Tails right here.
Oh!
It's late!
He's...
Bro, that fucking trance was late, man!
Damn!
No, I'm just hopping right now!
Damn, bro.
Killed two of us already.
Damn.
I just, I just hived it right on that time.
That was a very strong hold.
Myron, you gotta fall back.
You're the only one up there.
I didn't even fall off.
Nelson keyboard fucking up.
Alright.
I'm still here.
That was a really good hold, guys.
Bionic healing ready for you.
Kenji behind you.
Kareko.
Oh, Kenji right here.
Reflecting.
Put them.
Kenji right here.
Genji on me!
Genji on me!
I don't want shot!
I don't watch on the back Still got some fight in me I Be uplifted!
Good choice!
I require resistance.
I'm waiting for you.
Come get me!
You'll not escape me.
85 for Visor.
85 for Visor.
I'm not.
Function, I'm looking at me.
On in the back, one shot.
Pop and Visor, let's go.
Orissa here This one Oh Oh He's gonna hold *Instrumental* *Instrumental* *Instrumental* *Instrumental* *Instrumental* *Instrumental* *Instrumental* *Instrumental* *Instrumental* I got the one that's on the ground!
Whoa!
Nano Genji! Nano Genji! Nano Genji!
Holy fuck!
Get outta there mercy! *Instrumental* On- Oni Genji! Oni Genji! Oni Genji! Oni Genji! *Instrumental* Here he is!
He's on there mercy!
*Instrumental* Okay I'm gonna find him.
I can't see his ass.
He ran away.
He ran away.
Fuckin' back.
He's running back.
*Instrumental* Careful, somebody get some heals on Myron.