Baby No Money quits music due to severe online bullying, jokingly pivoting to right-wing politics while discussing his history with gay audiences and consumerism. The hosts debate Australia's ban on social media for under-16s, fearing it creates ill-equipped adults or mimics China's social credit system, before analyzing Philip Rivers' controversial Indianapolis Colts signing at age 45. Ultimately, the episode highlights how digital toxicity and restrictive policies threaten youth development, contrasting these serious issues with absurd anecdotes about dog paw medicine, accidental Uber Eats deliveries, and the slang origin of "6'7." [Automatically generated summary]
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Why Being an Ally Feels Cynical00:11:38
Oh my god, what's dragon dead?
We have to go shut the fuck up.
Wait, who's ladies and gentlemen?
If you're wondering why everybody's laughing, that's because I just dropped the F-slur.
Welcome to another episode of the Fear and Podcast where we are about...
Oh, that's not going to open.
Where we are back with the crew.
Will Neff joins us.
Thank you, Will Neff.
Good to be here.
And we are joined by the one.
Sorry, I just didn't trust you.
Oh, no.
I had another boy try.
No, it's okay.
You needed a manle.
We are joined by the one and only.
Do I really sound like that?
Retired.
All the time.
We're joined by the one and only the artist formerly known as Baby No Money.
Baby No Money.
Guys, he goes by Alex now.
Oh, Alex.
Well, welcome aboard the show.
Baby Nuss.
Very good.
Very good.
Baby News.
If there's one thing you should know about us, we're completely ill-prepared for this interview.
Okay.
The three of us have no idea what's going on.
Will is going to lock in.
No, you have to Dr. Pepper.
Okay, maybe I'm the only one that has no fucking idea.
I participated in the like camera.
You're old as shit.
I reposted it.
You did?
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Wow.
Everybody has been ragging on me pretty hard online.
Wait, why?
So tell us about it.
I would not know what that's like.
Yeah.
Neither would I.
I was ragging on you too, QT.
I was on my altar.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, like the online bullying and shit, it's just like, it's just unhealthy to look at.
I mean, unfortunately, we're kind of products of the internet.
So you wake up, you look at an insanely negative remark.
People are calling me the Antichrist or like comparing me to Hitler.
So it's, yeah, it's a little out of pocket.
And I'm just like...
Yeah, I mean, I don't necessarily know why.
I think people just don't like my music, but like, I'm only here for positivity.
To be fair, the devil is always pictured as being a good musician, right?
Devil went down to Georgia, plays a fiddle.
Oh, you know what?
We never.
The best song and the weird best song in the world.
All right.
Yeah.
He loves singing.
Singing is dope.
He loves singing.
Put me on one of your albums.
I can't talk about it.
What do you want?
Oh, you're done.
I'm done.
He's done.
Wait, so what happened?
Explain to us the story from the start.
So I've just been seeing...
Okay, so you know the TikTok that you reposted and liked and shared across all your audience to bring me down?
That's credit.
I put it on my Instagram story as well.
Dude.
So basically, I did the exact same idea in March and I had like 20,000 people like it.
So I was like, oh, I guess people like me.
And then I was seeing a surplus of people hating me.
And I was like, you know what?
Let's just see if, you know, my music and my whole business is for the people just to make people happy.
I'm not here to really like try to.
You thought your music was spreading misery.
Well, that's what people think.
I don't think he thought that.
Oh, I didn't think that.
That's crazy.
I hope.
I'm glad you.
No, you know what?
Look, let me tell you something from my perspective.
I got, you know how I knew you made it?
Is when I was in a gay bar and they were playing your fucking music all over the gay bar.
In the gay bar, the home, when your music has reached the homosexuals.
That's true.
You have made it.
I have a very gay audience.
Yes, you do.
And I didn't realize that.
Many of them shooters.
This was two years.
This was two years ago.
So I imagine people are doing everything with it now.
Have you not been to a gay bar since?
Like, why are you...
No, no.
I've heard it many times at the gay bar.
You, Kim Petrus, Lady Gaga, the classics, Abracadabra.
Abracadabra, Abracadabra.
Una Daba Nima.
Sing a baby no money song.
That's me.
You somehow he became even more retired in that.
I want I'm happy to leave.
Hear me out.
The reason.
Excuse you.
Quit laughing.
He's my, he's my op.
He's my biggest op.
Cutie's my biggest ally.
He's my biggest op, Hassan.
Cutie's your biggest.
You're fucked.
Okay.
What do you mean?
No one can hurt him when you're not.
When I'm on this podcast.
Yeah.
That's right.
What do you mean on this podcast?
Are you saying?
No, I think.
No, no, my mother's my biggest ally off this podcast.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Dumb.
What?
I'm your bigger ally than your stupid ass mom.
No, no.
That's some ally.
Okay, so you think you're better than my mother?
Yeah.
Okay.
At most things.
Okay.
Well, maybe.
Let's do a mom off.
Why are you cooking you and you're agreeing with her?
Because she's my only ally.
That's my ally.
Yeah, we have to.
We have to disagree.
It's kind of like, you know, everybody has to fall in line with the United States, unfortunately.
You can say anything.
I'll agree with you.
Right?
Yeah.
Say something.
Say something provocative.
Gay people really got to stop pushing that agenda.
I'm just kidding.
I think so.
I think it could be contagious, and we haven't proven that it's not.
I agree.
I wake up every morning, and I didn't really realize.
You know, I was like, man, this gay agenda thing, what are they talking about?
And then I woke up next to Christian every day, and it's just like a barrage of doing a twirl and dropping into a split and singing show tunes.
Oh my God, I can't imagine if my future children were exposed to this agenda.
And I do.
My God, we'd only have people in theater, in the arts.
We'd have nobody.
We'd have no economy.
You're making a good point.
It undermines my entire worldview.
I agree with you.
Okay.
Anyway, my point is I'm bad with lyrics, but I remember beats.
That's a crazy way to arrive at that.
I remember beats, right?
So bump, bump, bean, dump, bump, ba-da-ba-da-ba-da.
This ship.
Wow.
You've got to stop.
Don't worry about it.
Hey, listen.
There was a while back when you and I had a conversation where people were coming after you, and it wasn't related to the music at all.
And it was mostly related to your political positions, which aren't even like political necessarily.
It's more just like be kind to people, which is somehow.
I just hate that right now.
Which is somehow become very out of fashion.
I mean, specifically on Twitter, it's like...
Yeah, I mean, the loud negatives are really loud on that app.
I don't know necessarily why.
I mean, I don't see it as much on my other social media platforms.
And then shit, almost a torrent of Nazi propaganda on it.
But if you recall, I don't know, like we briefly talked about this where I was like, listen, you can't take it to heart, but like, you know, good luck.
No matter what happens, if you are standing by marginalized people, if you're just like, hey, maybe we shouldn't like, I don't know, bully trans people or gay people or whatever, people will go, that's fucking bullshit.
Even somehow, sometimes I feel like even people who are pro-trans will do that just to be like, no, you're showing sincerity, which I assume is cynical.
And that's just the part of the meta on the internet for some weird reason.
Well, I think because so many people are profiting off of negativity that it's just like either you take either route.
But I mean, I've always just, I grew up on a very loving household and my parents were always like, yo, push the love agenda further.
Ew, yuck.
And I'm very, I'm very, you know, fortunate.
Yeah, don't say that around cutie.
She is very negative and also very hateful.
Yeah.
While drinking that Dr. Pepper.
No, she's not.
Yeah, I am.
Okay.
Yes, she is.
Yo, March, give me one of those.
How are you planning on spending your retirement now now that you're retired from music?
Wait, I'm confused.
What kick-started this?
Did I miss something?
I just, I've been just bullied online, and I just don't.
If I can't be, I'm obviously like a small little pillar online of positivity, but I feel like there's so many more of my fans that are, I get messages every day from my fans, like my diehards being like, I can't keep up with the negativity.
I'm trying.
Oh, yeah, and it's hard.
And it's like when your own fans get bullied, yeah.
And I'm just like, why not take a step away?
Like, it's fine.
I've done what I've needed to do in my life.
And maybe I'll come back.
Maybe I do.
I've got a album, though.
We just did that.
I mean, he could make some royalties.
I mean, yeah, sure.
Okay.
I mean, it was kind of like a random feeling where I was like, you know what?
I don't have like a normal life.
You have free will.
You can fuck it and watch it.
I can do whatever I want.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
The new Austin meta, when he's being selfish, he says he calls it, you have free will, just so you know.
So don't listen to him when he gives you that.
I've learned free will.
You can just walk away.
I could get up and like walk into a basis and steal a handbag and be like, I have free will.
You do have you have to, you have to measure it.
Like, for example, I have to go to the restroom right now.
I'm not going to get up and pee over everybody.
It'd be ridiculous.
I mean, you could.
It would be really dope.
It'd be crazy way to crazy way to end my career.
I don't think it ever.
I think it would start your career.
I think all of us would be like, what?
And that'd be it.
Do you think it's because people see that you're a grower, not a shower, and they would be unimpressed with your penis?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Is that why your career would end?
Damn it.
I'm already impressed by your penis.
Really?
Yeah.
Thank you.
6'7 with a curve to the left.
Thank you so much.
I mean, that meant a lot to me.
That is my penis.
I was before the meme.
Anyway.
So what about my penis that you?
No, Killy.
Yeah, the curved specifically.
I'm sorry.
I said that.
What do you think you're going to work on now?
Are you just going to take time off?
I don't really know yet.
I'm probably going to take like a majority of next year off and just think about my life.
I really want to buy a house, maybe like settle down.
You really cancel if you do that.
Yeah.
People hate it.
Oh, I've heard shit.
People fucking hate it, dude.
Yeah.
So interest rates are.
You live in Canada.
I live in Canada.
I forgot.
You tried to play me, didn't you?
I really did.
Well, it's hard being an American because it's hard to be like, oh, I think it's just, you didn't need to finish a sentence.
It is very difficult being an American.
So what's your perspective of America being all Canadian and that?
I mean, being all Canadian?
I mean, you're up there.
You're probably having a pretty good time.
Like, this is the modern church.
Because, hold on.
Because before, Canada was kind of like, you know, it's Canada.
Like Dudley Dew, right?
Yeah, it was like a, like a kind of like just like a Justin Bieber really did that for you guys.
He fixed it.
What?
I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say really fixed.
I mean, there's tons of the same racial oppression and like the same exact issues that America has.
I mean, being gay in Canada.
Why would he know that?
I mean, in Vancouver, Montreal, and Toronto, and some of the bigger cities, you're probably fine.
But if you go more inward and more into the generals amount of Canada that is the amount of Canada, you're going to run into people that are being incredibly bigoted.
Interesting.
What do you think about gay people?
I fucking love them.
That's great.
Great.
Okay.
I have a suggestion.
Have you thought about pivoting to being reactionary and right-wing?
So like when Austin asks you that question, what do you think about gay people?
Christmas Trees and Consumerism00:08:42
You go, I hate them.
Or you can do another, there's a centrist pivot too, where you go, you know, I don't mind them, but why can't they cut that shit out?
And then you say it in like a vague enough way where there's like plausible deniability.
You know what I mean?
Everyone understood what you meant about it, but like you kind of angled it in a way where it was like kind of up.
This poor fucker or what's the other side?
And we're giving him the worst advice.
No, I think that's what I'm because this is something I think about a lot too.
Where it's like, you know, what if I just go away for a little while and come back reformed?
God-fearing Christian man.
I mean, you're already there with a Christmas setup.
You're one step closer to Jesus.
Speaking of Christmas, I have a question to ask you.
As a Muslim man, is it your responsibility to get a shitty Christmas tree?
Because your Christmas tree is really ugly.
It's terrible.
Okay.
What?
It looks like a Christmas tree from Charlie Brown.
I'm talking about the Christmas tree that you see behind me on stream.
That one's actually very robust.
Yep.
He's actually talking about the family Christmas tree that we have.
It's coming up here.
And the reason he doesn't like his family.
It looks a little barren, I will admit.
And you will see in the photo.
Is because Murat every year goes and gets one of the 50 available permits to actually go in and pick a pine tree in the forest.
The most morator story of all time.
So he went with my niece.
He went with my niece, Joy.
He went with my niece, Joy.
Oh, no.
And unfortunately, the tree that they picked is this fucking thing.
Wow.
It is really bad.
It is really bad.
It's because why couldn't he just let it live?
It's beginning to look.
It looks like a Christmas tree.
It looks like what a Christmas tree looks like when you leave it outside for like three weeks after December 25th.
Yeah.
Wait, you guys throw your Christmas trees away on like the 26th?
No, I've got a sustainable Christmas tree.
I re just take it down and put it back up.
You have a fake Christmas tree.
No, it's a sustainable Christmas tree.
So it's fake.
It's a sustainable Christmas tree.
It's sustainable.
I use it.
I reuse it every year.
It's in a pot outside, and he just brings up asbestos.
Wait, so it's not a real tree.
No, I've got seven Christmas trees in my home, and none of them are real.
I'm sorry.
What?
Seven?
Did he misspeak?
Yeah.
You have seven full-size Christmas trees.
That's a lot of work for Santa.
Absolutely.
No, it's my aunt.
She comes and decorates my house every year.
Did he fucking stutter?
That's what that is.
Austin, that is where do you store seven Christmas trees in my garage?
Are they all sustainable?
My entire garage is Christmas decade.
Do you have a photo of these?
Are they like big, big?
Are they like actual?
They're all great.
It matches house.
Yeah, 10 10 seven feet for most of them and 10 feet for the biggest.
You have that six.
You have seven feet tall.
Six, seven.
Yeah.
Do I decorate?
He's retired.
He doesn't need this.
I don't need this anymore, guys.
My aunt and I have this really cute tradition where every year she comes and decorates.
And I want to.
She annihilated an entire family of trees.
No, they're sustainable.
She loves it.
She loves it.
She loves to decorate.
It's her thing.
And I said, Aunt, come over here and I will pay you.
I don't pay her.
Well, I. What is happening?
It's an awkward thing.
She didn't want to accept money.
I give her a blank check and she buys Christmas decoration.
Isn't that cute?
Come on.
That's so fun.
Thank you.
You said that with so much enthusiasm.
I would love to do free labor.
Can I be real?
One Christmas tree?
Normal.
Two Christmas trees?
Festive.
Three Christmas trees.
What's going on?
Four Christmas trees.
You have a problem.
Five Christmas trees.
You're a psychopath.
Six Christmas trees.
You're a hoarder.
Seven Christmas trees.
I think you're a serial.
Let me count.
Okay.
I've never encountered it.
Let me count because I may be overestimating.
One on the deck.
One inside next to the table, two twin Christmas trees next to the dinner.
That's one, two, three, four.
One up on the loft next to the bedroom.
On your bedroom, right?
One in my bedroom.
That's two, four, six.
And then one, seven.
And I'm missing one in the basement, eight.
There's a one grocery trees.
Happy holidays.
I love Christmas.
Thank you.
When you come into my home and where you turn, I don't want you ever to forget that it's Christmas.
But there are other Christmas decorations.
Wreaths.
We have those too.
Oh, my God.
How important was Christmas in your house?
Are you kidding me?
I fucking, I used to track Santa on NORAD.
I feel like it hurts the value of your main Christmas tree.
Do you put presents under Christmas?
No, everybody knows what the main Christmas tree is.
It stands tall and mighty with just a baby Jesus on top of it.
Really?
I have a nativity set too.
Yeah, I know.
You said that.
You have a nativity in your home.
How big's the nativity stuff?
It takes up an entire dresser.
Wow.
Okay, that's not huge.
It takes an up.
I mean, my cats have been killing most of it.
They keep knocking over the Palthazar had his head bitten off by beating it.
Yeah, exactly.
They keep knocking them over.
But look, nothing is better than Christmas.
Cutie agrees with me.
I know she does.
Do you like Christmas that much?
I really love Halloween, but yeah.
You love Christmas?
So you probably know the names of all three wise men, don't you?
The three wise men?
Yeah.
Frankincense, Golden Myrrh.
I actually like that.
I don't like Christmas at all.
Really?
Yeah, the only time, the only reason why it's good is just to bring the family together, but everything else is just like consumerism.
I love the consumerism.
Yeah, I like it too.
Yeah, I don't spend my money.
Look, I think if one accomplishment of capitalism, which I think there's very few, and in fact, I think it's a horrible thing.
For those of you watching, I don't know.
I don't know.
I think one accomplishment is Blackberry Dr. Pepper.
I will say that.
I will say that.
That wouldn't have happened in a communist country.
And they were just in a communist country.
I know, and they didn't have Black Cherry Dr. Bepper.
There was a shocking lack of diet beverages.
I will say that.
Maybe they have to do that.
No, no, no.
They have them.
They have some.
You just have to read the labels.
I will say that.
But they are, because they're communists, they are in a different language.
Maybe they did.
I couldn't read it.
You know what I mean?
It's crazy how many things you would not know about if you couldn't read the language.
Right.
That is a remarkable observation.
What you were saying about consumerism.
Consumerism.
I think they nailed it.
I really do.
Everywhere you go.
Happy holidays.
Christmas music playing in the pavilions.
You can have those things without a targeted focus on spending.
How else are people to be motivated if not for profit?
No, he's literally about this age.
How else would people hear Mariah Carey singing music unless they go to the mall?
You're that one who in Whoville who's like, they took the roast beast.
Yes.
They took the gifts.
I'm just saying, look, I love it.
I love going everywhere, you know, and everywhere.
It's like, deals, deals, deals, holiday deals.
There I am.
To be fair, I was just in New York and it is pretty magical there.
Everyone, there's like thousands and thousands of people downtown Manhattan experiencing Christmas.
Can you do the Mariah Carey whistle tone?
What is that?
No, he can't.
The highest.
He might.
He's a voice of Jesus.
Do you know Mariah Carrey?
No.
Oh, yeah, I know Mariah Carey.
Shut the fuck up.
Do you know Mariah Carey personally is the question he's asking?
Yeah, yeah.
Shut the fuck up.
You know Mariah Carey personally?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
What is she like?
I've never met anybody that knew Mariah Carey.
I'm sure you have.
No, I don't think I have.
I've never met Mariah Carey.
Fuck!
Are you serious?
Yeah, unfortunately.
The whole time.
I don't celebrate Christmas.
What?
Are you joking?
No, I do.
I do.
I do.
I just like don't my parents like we we kind of stopped doing gifts.
Yeah.
We just we just show up and I make Christmas dinner Christmas is way better when you have little kids in the like around when I found out that Santa was not real I was devastated.
Oh yeah, me too.
I remember I went down I was like I was not sleeping well because I was so excited that Santa was coming and I went downstairs and I saw my mom like putting gifts in my stocking and I was devastated.
Me too.
I cried the whole night.
Chengdu Meetup Vibes Explained00:09:38
Do you have other siblings?
At least I found out.
Yeah, that would have been a bad thing.
Your siblings ratted you out or ratted out.
Yeah, they just slowly, like, they would just say it.
I refuse to stop believing in Santa Claus.
So what did that represent itself as?
Well, first of all, my mom told me and I said, you're a fucking liar.
You lied to me.
You lied to me.
Who paid you to say this?
Well, I was like, mom, I told you.
I asked you many times if he was real and you told me.
I was like 13.
And you believed that Santa Claus was real until 13.
Yes, the magic never ended in my home.
So I tried to catch.
You dropped on your head as a baby.
That's crazy.
I was.
I'm crazy.
I'm the one in Santa's owner.
He wanted a little whimsy.
He also breastfed until he was 11.
Yes, it kind of makes sense.
Yes.
Wait, really?
No.
I mean, hey, man, free milk.
Why?
It's ridiculous.
The last time I believe it, because last time I sucked on a titty was like 94, I think, 95.
That's not true.
Wait, so you were.
Wait, how old do you suck on your titties?
Oh, I guess it, but I didn't suck on their titties.
Really?
Uh-uh.
What is going on?
Oh, I suck on men titties all the time.
I'm sorry.
I didn't realize that's what we're talking about.
Anyway, I would suck on my own titties if I could.
Let's talk about going to a foreign country because I do want to talk about China.
China.
And the reason why I want to talk about China is because initially, I've been trying to go for the longest time.
And I was going to go with our boy Alex here because he is popping in China.
It's true.
He was stopping in China.
Well, no, no, no.
They don't know yet.
They don't know that he stopped.
Oh, the retirement hasn't hit China.
No, no, no.
They know.
They know.
My WeChat has been blowing up.
Yeah.
No way.
Okay.
Well.
And I remember specifically when the purge of TikTok happened out here, everyone went to Redbook.
Yeah.
And everyone was texting me be like, why are you on RedNote?
And I'm like, dude, it's not RedNote.
It's Redbook.
Yeah.
And like, I've been on it for I love China.
Okay.
Yeah, I know.
I got a question.
We all went to China.
I've got a, I want to know, how do you get famous in China?
We're really trying to do it.
I want to tour in China.
I really do.
That's my goal.
So how I blew up there, it was actually just fluke.
I made this song and this group called the shit.
What's the TF Boys?
The TF Boys, they're like, I don't really know.
They're like the Kardashian family in China.
And the youngest dude, Jackson Yi or Li, I don't remember at this point, but he danced to it on his televised birthday out of two songs.
Yeah.
Oh, hell.
Yeah, Jackson Yi.
So Jackson Yi knows on his 16th birthday, danced to one of my songs and I just went overnight success fame.
Damn.
That's so crazy.
And I don't know the inception of like how people found my music out there, but I remember I was at university and I had a foreign exchange shooting.
He was from China.
And I showed him.
I was like, dude, do you have any idea what the fuck is going on here?
And he's like, wait, this is you?
And I was like, yeah.
He's like, oh, let me hook you up with everything.
I got a WeChat.
And then I started booking shows out there myself with this Canadian dude that's just like a promoter out there.
And I went out for the first time in 2017.
Where'd you go first?
My first show was Shanghai.
And then I did like Shanghai.
Dude, yeah, I've seen like.
Did you go to INS?
What was INS?
The seven story.
Oh, yeah, I've been there.
I've been there.
Yeah.
It's kind of, you got something for everyone out there.
Yeah, truly.
Yeah.
The couple of gay clubs.
Yeah.
But I've been to, I've been to like a bunch of the cities.
Like I've been super north and like Shengyang, which is like.
I've been to Chongqing.
Yeah.
Chongqing's cool.
Chengdu.
Yeah.
Chengdu's cool.
Yeah.
So, okay, so we can't make a song.
Maybe could we tour together?
Next time I do it, you want to come.
You keep forgetting when you go.
You can top of the show.
But maybe like in retirement, maybe Christmas album.
Yes.
I mean, yeah.
What if instead of being the artist, you're now the producer?
I've got a star for you.
I could produce for you.
Okay.
You think I could, you think I could.
Give him your Kwando Kwando.
Tell me when will you be mine?
Tell me, Kwando, Kwando, Kwandu.
We can share a love divine.
Why do you do content?
Why don't you make music?
Wow.
You really think I got it?
Oh, philosophical.
Yeah.
That was so nice of him.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to him.
So much.
Are you saying I'm not?
Usually he sings, and we're like, oh my God.
No, I think that's it.
I mean, I compliment your penis and your voice already.
No, he's in.
I'm in.
That's amazing.
Wow.
This guy's into you.
So you think, I think, you know what?
If you ever come back to music, you need to do a duo.
You need to do a collaboration with Ingelbert Humberdink.
No.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
I think you could make this could really save his career.
He's come to us in a time of time.
I'm telling you.
We've given him nothing to do.
I'm telling you.
And everybody in the audience in the comments section agrees that we, it's just Ingelbert Humberdink.
He's just like, he just, in a vacuum, everybody loved it on the trip in China.
And I feel like if you did a collab with, do you know who Ingelbert Humberdink is?
No one.
No idea.
You?
I do.
No, do are you?
Of course.
I know him.
I know him.
No, I'm not him.
I'm not him.
He's an artist.
Anyway, we'll move on.
I'm sorry.
Over 80 years.
He's 90.
Yeah, but Gaga did it with Tony Bennett.
That's right.
Yeah, what was your Spotify rapped age?
83.
I don't have a Spotify Premium account.
I don't listen to music on Spotify.
Okay.
Oh, damn, me either.
Yeah, my Spotify rapped age was 83 years old.
But my top artist was Gaga.
Oh.
Isn't that weird?
Mine was Noah Khan.
Really?
Noah Khan's good.
Yeah, I love Noah Kahn.
Will, what was your age?
I think it was 21.
That's fucking crazy.
What do you listen to?
18.
18?
Marsh, you were.
I listened to Baby No Money.
Yeah.
Here we are.
Wow.
That's incredible.
Everybody likes it.
I'm sending you something before you.
No, I just listen to a lot of new music.
I think it's because I listen to so much dance music that it aged me down.
Even though my top album of the year was a jazz album by Burt Lowe's that came out this year.
But it came out this year.
I mean, it's all the youthful people being like, we need better.
But it's so interesting because Will has such a depth of knowledge with music, but you selectively listen to only the new things.
No, I listen to everything.
Why?
We will never invite Hassan to our meetup in Chengdu tier and.
So this is, we found out.
Stop and pause it for a second.
Oh.
So we found out after we were in Chengdu that there was a Hasanabi community meetup that literally takes place in Chengdu where they get together and they like make food and they and they give out like food and stuff.
They literally get together.
It's on my Reddit somewhere.
I can't find the original post.
This must be a Kitty Cinderella meetup.
They get together and they all kiss on the mouth.
Okay, well, I was very frustrated about this.
I was like, I was in fucking Chengdu and you guys didn't even let me know that you were doing this stuff.
And they've been doing it apparently for quite a while.
So then they turned around and made this video on BDBD.
Let's take a look.
Oh.
Yeah, this is fire.
All right, Austin, it's your time.
Nan, Lemon Bro is being Lemo again.
Again?
What's he lemoning about this time?
Us.
He's mad.
We didn't invite him to our Hasanabi Heads meetup.
Of course we didn't invite him.
What's we talking about?
He said on stream he'll definitely come back to China and join us.
Hell no.
Why?
Hassan sincerely believes he can vibe out a beer, a panda.
No way.
We can vibe out.
Shit.
Say he came causing us unnecessary attention from local authority.
Real.
That we are mobilized by a foreign political influencer.
We can vibe it out.
We'll be fucked.
Good point.
You're right.
I think we should never invite Hassan to our Hassan Abby Has meetup.
It's bullshit.
I kind of agree with him.
I agree.
We'll keep going.
What is Lemon?
That's his nickname in China.
Stay Lemon, bro.
Because I'm sour because I was jealous.
Do you guys know what Hassan and Asmungo have in common?
Yeah.
They both claim to be gamers and they both suck at a game.
But you can't see.
What is this, Lamar?
They can't stop watching Hassan playing this botch.
I mean, I legit thought we also enjoyed it.
His whole little insectic vibe.
It's kind of adorable.
Ew, man.
Stop being parasocial, okay?
Dog Medicine and Magical Moments00:15:14
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What's Dragon Dad?
We have to go.
Shut the fuck up.
Wait, who's cute?
That is awesome.
What's up?
Who's White Dragon?
Will.
Self-sucking into that.
That's cool.
What the fuck?
How did that happen?
Wait, I have a nickname.
That was awesome.
Well, White Dragon is...
We're trying to workshop that one.
Huh?
What's yours?
Toilet God.
Speaking of which...
Changdu Toilet.
Speaking of which, excuse me.
Toilet God of War.
I need to use the toilet.
Okay.
Wow.
Yeah, that makes sense.
His fans are going to go crazy.
By the way, I love it.
I brought some topics.
Me too.
But did anyone bring any topics?
Thanks.
I needed that.
Marsh, I sent you some topics.
So the first of which is we've been following this situation here on the pod now for a long time.
Have you ever heard of Fist of Dog Medicine?
Oh, what happened?
No.
Fist of Dog Medicine is a man that has been going on a journey.
Nay, a legend.
True.
Where he's using paw medicine on his hands.
Dog paws.
Oh, I remember you told us about him.
Violent smashing devices.
Yeah.
He's been tracking the process.
Can we get one of the old?
This is real.
Oh, oh, can we get one of the old videos quickly before you post?
Oh, don't don't link that.
Don't look.
Don't make that go and look.
I'll find him on the open.
You can just go on YouTube.
So, anyway, Son, let me see your hands.
He kind of has dog fists as well.
Yeah, my hands is fucked up.
No, but look at this one.
I got those hands like you look like you've never worked a day in your life, pretty boy.
Me?
No, that ugly one right there.
Wait, mine?
Yeah.
You can say a lot about me, but you can't say I don't have works.
My hands are busted as fuck.
Marsh Austin kicked the fuck out of the camera.
You might not have any one.
Oh, okay.
No, it's that one.
Okay.
Oh, God.
But it's like he just rubs while March is pulling it.
He rubs this on his hands.
Yes.
And there's an ASMR component associated with it with it, which is a little gross.
Like, I'm going to give you a warning.
It's fucking insane.
And he also will do this thing where he tries to like light a match on his hands to show exactly how force it has become.
Here's an average day in the fist of dog medicine.
Yeah, and he's been doing this for how many years, uh, days.
Like, he's been doing this for, I think, over two years.
So, fist of dog medicine.
Yes.
He does a bunch of other stuff, too, but this is like his primary thing.
There you go.
So, how strong is my left hand?
That's it.
He's sanding wood with his hands.
Can I light a match off my knuckles?
Stick around and find out.
But be warned if you have sensory issues.
I advise you to skip right now.
What is he doing?
He's cleaning up the calluses.
No, he's cleaning up the wood that he just sanded down with his hands.
Oh, that's what his hands sound like.
Oh, there's only 180.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
And then he smashes things with his hands.
Good.
Okay, so pause.
This is where we left him.
Imagine jerking off with those hands.
Literally, you jerk your dick off.
858 was what it ended at.
So this is where we left him.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, there's been an update on the fist of dog medicine.
I just don't understand.
What's the point?
Well, I guess there's no point of doing anything.
What do you mean with this?
But we didn't know.
The point is greatness.
Pretty girls have hobbies to be a martial arts expert, but recently there's been a huge development.
Did he die?
No, the opposite.
Fist of dog medicine has developed superpowers.
Please pull up the clip.
What?
Fist of dog medicine has developed superpowers.
His hands now have a magnetic pull.
A 760.
What?
Dog medicine on my hands to make them tougher.
I could now levitate aluminum foil.
What the f?
How is that pop?
Wait.
He's been doing dog medicine for almost a year, Hassan.
No, two years.
Yes.
Whoa.
Now.
Wait, what the fuck?
How is that?
That's a look at this.
Oh, yeah.
Take a look at this.
Go ahead and play that.
I don't want to be a doubter here.
Well, it sounds like you do.
What do you have to say?
Wait, why is he emitting so much electricity?
Well, it's because his hands are so.
So, what does he do to his hands?
He sprays them with dog medicine.
No, he's.
Yo, what the fuck is dog medicine?
He fucking doesn't strengthen your dog's paws.
Like the pads of the paws.
Wait, does he look skinnier?
Look, I mean, how can you deny what you're seeing with your own?
Wait, does he?
Does he look skinnier?
What's happening?
All right.
I don't have training hard.
I don't have many opportunities to be intelligent.
But I'm going to offer what I think is happening here.
He can levitate further pebbles.
Yes.
He doesn't need a spoon anymore.
Sorry.
Austin has something really important to say.
Okay.
Static electricity.
Sure.
All this man has to do is walk on a fucking carpet.
Okay.
And then put his hands over.
I'll give you $100 right now if you can do that with some cereal.
There's no fucking carpet in this house.
There's carpet carpets.
You can find carpet.
I'll give you the rest of the podcast.
You can leave and go work on it.
No.
$600.
I have certain shoes.
$1,000.
What am I?
A cheap bitch?
No.
If you wear certain shoes in my street, if you wear certain shoes in my streaming room and take some of my retirement medicine because now I think you can't do it.
Well, maybe I can't.
Who gives a fuck?
I just say shade.
You backed away from that so hard, dude.
But okay, the serial one, I don't understand.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Oh!
Yeah, his hands are so bushed.
Is that an aura ring?
He's woke, too.
He's like giving a trigger warning.
Why?
Why?
To be the greatest.
For what?
Of what?
Austin, sometimes our calling is bigger than we are.
I guess so.
I like his glasses.
You guys should sponsor him.
Yeah.
Yes.
I would love to have Fist of Dog medicine.
Oh, my God.
Fist of dog medicine.
Can we reach out?
No, he's.
I have to let him.
I mean, look at this shirt.
To-do list, your mom, and it's crossed out.
Yeah.
Oh!
Okay, okay.
Maybe this is what I'm going to get into.
Honestly, pretty good pivot for you.
Yeah.
It would be pretty useful.
Yeah.
I have some other topics, unless anybody else has anything to do with it.
Wait, so does he not have it?
Like, I haven't seen him light it up.
He's going to be hard to follow this one up.
Well, he does.
He does.
Marsh said he's still working on it.
Well, I got something to talk about.
Okay, sure.
I was reading the news and something amazing happened.
Now, everybody knows that nothing is more magical than a woman giving birth on this planet.
And Disneyland's pretty.
A magical moment happened in a way.
Oh, hold on.
That's not the right article.
Oh, my God.
Wait, pull this screen up.
Post this screen up.
I don't know.
Marsh, do the pivot right now.
Okay, I don't know why this is.
This is not what I linked you.
He brought this to her on love.
I don't know why.
I don't know why that's a good idea.
There was a baby born at the protest.
We were there.
Okay.
That's where we were.
Marsh and I are in the background.
Did you guys birth the child?
Okay, so, you know, look, it was, whatever.
A woman.
No, it says the first line right there.
A pregnant woman gave birth to a self-drummy Waymo.
She calls a Waymo.
She's in labor and she has no way to get to the hospital.
So she calls a Waymo.
Wow.
Gets in the Waymo.
Evidently didn't even call 911.
The people at Waymo noticed a disturbance as, okay, a woman giving birth in the car, and they called 911, and evidently she gave birth in the Waymo.
Oh, my God.
Do you think it's free at that point?
No, so I don't know that.
But they did clarify that they did clean the Waymo afterwards.
Waymo commented and they said they cleaned it.
It is now sanitary.
Can you imagine if you got into a Waymo and there's just placenta?
Just like an umbilical cord, too, cut up.
What the hell?
But I just don't know.
Like, that just...
If Waymo was as advanced as they claim it is, they would have cut the umbilical cord automatically.
Do babies really come that quickly?
They can.
They can, yeah.
Really?
Your water breaks, you could bust.
Damn.
That's crazy.
Weird way to describe giving birth.
That's crazy because busting.
They take a long time.
Bust a baby.
I thought for sure that they took longer than that.
But anyway, we don't know how long it was before she got in there.
Maybe it was a long Waymo ride.
I don't know.
I mean, who knows?
Well, she's in San Francisco.
Imagine being locked in the Waymodel you're trying to get.
That kid's going to be so pretentious because he's going to be like the San Francisco, like, you know, Silicon Valley and he's going to be like, yeah, so I was born in an AI vehicle.
Do literally.
Do we know what she named?
We don't know yet.
X. Waymo.
Waymo's a good name.
Waymo is a good name.
Waymo is a cute.
I like it.
I mean, that kid has a future as a Waymo and ambassador.
Ambassador.
I mean, that kid's already got a check.
You know, I was born in a Waymo.
I know good.
Do you think they would have paid like damages?
I don't think she can really theoretically press charges, right?
I don't think so.
Yeah.
Why would she press charges?
I don't know.
Maybe they went over a bump and that's what made the baby so much.
I mean, maybe we should tell her to press charges.
Ejected the baby right now.
Yeah, Hassan, you should get her on stream and be like, hey, like, we're going to run you through court papers and bring down Waymo.
Waymo, baby.
That's more Austin's field.
Yeah.
I think if you were a different girl, you could be a lawyer.
I think I would.
I definitely.
I'd represent people that are.
Breakout and song.
Yeah.
He doesn't.
Yeah.
He doesn't.
Hassan doesn't care.
I'm always, I'm fighting corporations every day.
He doesn't care in his own way by being a nuisance.
Austin, don't let him hang in, bro.
He's already gone.
It's really sad.
Oh, my God.
He's going to make your retire again.
Alex, I'm so sorry.
I realized Austin was going to fucking stab you in the gut here over and over again.
I mean, immediately after I just love the voice and the dick, it's like, I know.
No, no.
I'm sorry.
I was so cool.
I couldn't.
Yeah, no, see, this is what it is.
You have to bully him.
If you don't, he just.
I'm cool.
He just thinks he's the shit.
No, everybody thinks it.
Everybody thinks it.
Flight attendant though.
He's pretty cool today.
Who's got, I have more topics.
He has to fly in everybody.
Marsh, pull up my second video, please.
It's his only job.
It's going to be hard to follow the first.
I'm going to be honest.
Well, this one's also pretty good.
Fist of Doc Medicine update is pretty solid.
Go to the one of the man walking around the world.
That's crazy.
Yeah, there's a guy who has been walking around the world and he's about to finish his journey.
He walked around the planet.
How did he get across the ocean?
Well, I mean, 27 years.
Oh, my God.
Holy typical British activity.
Typical British activity has to traverse the planet somehow.
Excuse me.
No, don't play it yet.
What are you...
This is remarkable.
30.
30 colonies lad.
He's going to check it all out.
Did he walk on water?
Just okay.
You're so awesome.
Yeah.
Chile.
Now nearing the finish line.
CBS News foreign correspondent, Raimi Innocent.
Raimi, good morning.
Chili?
Chile.
Michael, yeah.
Good morning.
And this guy, Carl Bushby, really is the alternate globetrotter, if you will, walking across continents, but walking also across time, sponsored by a lot of outdoor brands.
Pause it.
What have you been doing in like 10?
That is great.
I feel like he was taking his fucking time.
Money has been doing years.
Maybe one of the most impressive things I've ever heard of, and you're already undercutting him.
He has 27 years.
He was enjoying the walk.
Maybe that's that.
Dude, Hassan, that's the next IRL.
He was taking too leisurely up to the fucking payment.
What's his job?
How's he making money?
Yeah, how did he make money?
You don't really have to work.
Well, let's watch.
I think he raised funds since the year 1998, because that is when he started walking.
He had two rules.
He calls them simple.
He couldn't use any mechanical transport, and he would not go home until he got there on foot.
Wow.
Carl Bushby started walking non-stop across the planet in 1998.
Heck has gotten so much better.
It's changed.
But human kindness, he says, has not since his first few days on the road in Chile.
These indigenous folks just broke me in without stopping me.
Oh, he's still got some life left.
Well, I mean, he's done nothing but walking.
Walking is supposed to extend your life.
That's all he does is walk.
Does he ever run?
Bushby has walked about 30,000 miles.
I don't think he does other things.
I mean, man's good looking as shit.
No, look at that haircut.
Motherfucker definitely did not run.
Okay.
27 years, he was not running.
This story is wasted on you.
Can we zoom in on this hairstyle?
Like, yeah, dude.
This shit is banging.
Also, oh, damn, he's a fucking model.
He doesn't look like that anymore, you guys.
No, he doesn't.
Kind of looks like Will.
You know what's really crazy about this?
He became like, this is the British phenotype.
No matter what, even if you spend your entire life walking, you still look like a drunk pensioner by a certain age.
What did this man do to you?
What does this man do to your freaking other people?
He's been away and he still looks like that.
How is that possible?
He walks 17 years longer than Hassan would have.
Well, this, I was going to ask you guys, is there anything great that you would devote your lives to?
No.
Yes, live streaming every day on twitch.tv slash house on.
Is there anything great?
No, I got one fucking life.
And guess what?
Then I'm going to fucking die and everybody's going to fucking forget.
They're going to do it.
Oh, Austin.
Austin.
Or the technology is going to go out of style.
Austin devoted his life to the telegraph.
And then, you know what I mean?
The telegraph?
It's already.
This guy was walking.
It's like driving's invented.
Yeah.
He probably started walking.
You don't think something that symbolic is cool to be the only person to ever do it?
This is the peak.
Wait, he's the only person who's ever walked the entire planet?
Yes.
He didn't do the entire planet.
He didn't do Antarctica.
Can you look up like specific?
Circumnavigate it.
Walking the Globe Without Antarctica00:08:51
You don't have to do anything.
What about the ocean?
There was a video or a clip where he was like in some ice.
Yeah.
But also.
He snows other places besides Antarctica.
Now, here's the deal.
I'll just go fuck myself.
Jesus walked on water.
I was happy to have told you.
Jesus walked on water.
Yeah.
Actually, Jesus did it first.
Exactly.
He did it first.
He fucking walked on water.
Nobody's impressed that you walked on land.
Congrats your fucking lations.
You kept moving.
You know what I mean?
Keep it moving.
I think this is very impressive.
We probably all walk around the globe.
Look it up, Marsh.
I bet we all walk around the globe in our own ways.
You walk like 10 steps a day.
Did you watch like total steps?
Do you know two unnamed coffee shops?
Are you kidding me?
I would never go to Starbucks.
I probably walk more in a day than you do in a week.
Wow.
I would bet.
Let's look at ourselves.
I don't know if I want to play this story.
I promise you, I got the most yesterday.
I promise I've got no time.
Let's do it yesterday because today's been a busy day.
Mine is like three to five.
Okay, wow.
This is painful.
How many steps have you taken today?
11,000.
Okay.
No, you're rounding way up on that.
Let's go yesterday.
I did 19,000 yesterday.
Where the fuck were you walking the Great Wall of China?
What the fuck were you doing for 19?
I was walking 9,000 yesterday.
5,930.
13,000 the day before that.
Oh my God, you do walk a lot.
I walk my dog two miles every day.
I try and tell you guys.
9,934 steps on December 8th, 8,000.
Okay, but I'm on the Stair Master.
I'm not holding my phone on the Stair Master.
That's bullshit.
You don't have to hold your phone to get the steps.
They won't know.
No, as long as the, I think the phone moves.
No.
I leave my phone on the counter a lot because I was cooking all day today.
How many steps?
I only got 500.
Only 1,000.
6,700 steps.
This was a bad day for me.
That's barely enough.
How many steps?
You got 600 steps?
Cutie.
You're in a vegetative state.
I left.
Are you okay?
No.
I don't want your airplane.
I thought my shit was bad because I got only 5,701 steps today.
Today I only got 1,000.
Jesus Christ, kiddie.
If 600 steps is broken.
600.
Well, I was at, I was recording the podcast all day, I think.
Well, Monday, what was Monday?
I might have been in bed.
How many podcast episodes did you record that day?
Only ones Monday.
I leave my phone places, surely.
Yeah, you don't, you don't, you don't.
I have no memory of Monday.
Are you okay?
Do you have dementia?
No, I think I have like depressive amnesia.
But I don't know what I did.
I'm not sure Monday either.
These are the questions we should be really asking.
Okay.
600 steps.
Okay.
It takes 60 million steps to circumnavigate.
I leave my phone places.
There's no way that's right.
Austin, good luck.
60 million steps.
You know what?
Guess what?
I'm going to fly around the world.
What's 60 million divided by like 30,000?
You're moving the goalpost.
You know what?
Look, I'm proud of this British man for walking.
Congratulations.
You know what?
It's a great accomplishment.
So 20 years.
You know what?
It's a great accomplishment.
And you know what?
I'm proud of you, sir.
And you should be knighted by the king or whatever the fuck is over there.
Hey, we'll move on.
Everybody else got a topic?
No.
So he was only doing...
No, I'm liking your topic.
I like your topic.
He was only doing 7,000 steps on average a day for like less.
Like, dude, yeah, he's chilling.
He's just slamming.
What do you do when he's in the middle of like Nevada?
He's just posted up.
He's got to walk fast.
And then when he gets something where cool, he probably chills for a while.
To be fair, he was pushing this cart.
So he probably camps.
Yeah, he probably camps.
How do you make food?
Probably put food in the cart.
I mean, I don't know.
Look, I'm just saying, I'd rather settle down and have a family.
I got one more topic.
I'd rather do anything he should do.
I got one more topic.
I got one more topic.
Wait, no, no, no.
Before this one.
Oh, you want to get into that one?
Let's get into this one.
There's one that I want to talk about.
Let's get into this one because it's an all-play.
Ladies and gentlemen, Australia has just banned social media.
Oh, yeah.
Children under the age of 16.
Really?
I did not see this.
Wow, that's crazy.
It's coming to America, too.
Yo, you see the recent shit that immigrating into America, you need to, specifically for Canadians, you need to show them five years of your social media now.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
You're crazy.
Yeah.
If you got to show five years of your social media, I'm not fucking, I'm not doing that to go to Los Angeles.
Good luck seeing five years of my social media.
Nobody's going to come here.
I don't understand why you're upset.
I'm not upset.
Oh, kind of, you're coming off.
No, I understand why it's upsetting.
Like, I have friends that under this administration have not traveled here because they're a little worried about their social media presence and their previous travels to countries such as North Korea.
That's awesome.
Take streaming.
Twitch streaming.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's funny is they explained that platforms is WhatsApp, YouTube Kids, Google Classroom, Discord, Roblox, and fucking LinkedIn, by the way.
Damn.
Yeah, it's not showing up on that.
I don't really know how they're going to regulate this.
Because I mean, like, the amount of shit that's about me online, like, what are they going to do?
Like, I'm going to sit there for like seven days?
Or like, what is their, what is their scope?
What are they looking for?
They probably have AI search.
I mean, I don't know.
I think it's a bad idea.
I'll tell you why.
These kids are going to be ill-equipped to grow up as adults and terrorists.
Oh, we're talking about two separate things.
I think he's still talking about the five-year social media companies to get into the country.
Okay.
But this, an Australia social media ban, my opinion is I don't think this is good.
Wait, why?
Uh-oh.
I don't think it's good at all.
I mean, I know that social media is unhealthy.
It's unhealthy for adults.
It's unhealthy for children, especially.
Children are even more malleable, more vulnerable.
Right.
But I think that ultimately they should have, instead of an outright ban, there's two reasons why I think it's bad.
One, because an outright ban overall is really bad because kids have to communicate with one another.
And I think using social media applications is not necessarily a bad thing.
There's educational content on there and whatnot.
I think a walled garden approach would be probably a little bit better in terms of like YouTube, for example.
Like up until the age of 16, I think you can go to a different kind of YouTube, like not just YouTube kids, but a different kind of YouTube that's more educational in nature.
That could be good.
And two, the verification process here is not great.
And I do think that the real sinister purpose behind social media bands, such as this one, is going to be full-blown.
Everybody's registered with their fucking face and their identification to go on the internet.
Now, we did that in China when we were in China.
And controversial opinion, but I low-key trust the Chinese government with my information more than I do the American corporations that will be taking on this responsibility rather than even the American government.
And I don't really trust the American government either.
So I'm a little worried about it overall.
But those are my concerns in general.
I don't trust any.
I agree with the second part of your statement, but the first part of your statement, kids need to talk to each other.
No, they fucking don't.
Kids don't have anything interesting to say before 16.
They should be walled off from the internet completely.
Make them read a fucking book again.
Open this book.
That's what Albo literally said.
He came out and was like, read a book.
Read a fucking fucking book, kid.
I mean, I feel like if you take this away, they're just going to find a way to break it.
That's also true.
So then, and then they're going to be like incentivized to break it and be like more mischievous.
Well, then we'll develop entrepreneurs, right?
Yeah.
No, they'll find ways to get it.
My real concern is that they go to like shady black market initiatives or shady black market social media applications where like predators can with like less terms of service and predators on fucking Roblox.
No, no, I know, which is why it's also crazy that Roblox is not in the band.
Roblox was exempt, which is crazy because Roblox is like literally uses a point of radicalization.
Yeah.
And Discord.
Roblox is the new white van, bro.
Yeah.
Discord 2.
Discord 2?
You want a 6'7 toy?
Jump in.
Oh my gosh.
So it's interesting, but I do think it's coming.
It's coming to every Western country.
And I think this is how they get everybody on, everybody's identification on before they can use any social media platform.
And then who knows what will happen?
All the social credit memes about China, they're going to fucking unironically do that in America.
Even though they don't even fucking do it anymore.
Playoffs, Kids, and Gay Slurs00:08:00
Am I wrong to say a lot of the people that are misbehaving on social media, specifically X, are adults?
No, there's a lot of children.
No, there's a lot of children.
Oh, I feel like they're adults too.
No, no, no.
That's a normal phenomenon.
So when you get older, you think.
No, you think everyone.
You think everyone that's talking to you on the internet is your age?
Yes.
Yeah, that's not the case.
Everyone that's talking to you on the internet is never your age.
Really?
Usually, yes.
That's nicer than Hassan's tree.
Okay, dude.
It's definitely more proportionate.
Okay, guys.
My baby niece picked it.
Okay.
Well, she sucks.
I'm going to take it.
We can see the effect of social media on a child's brain then.
You know, something that's interesting is when I went out to the bottom of the street.
I'm just kidding.
By the way, Nice, if you're watching this, don't you shouldn't be watching this.
You're on the naughty list.
You do that.
But now she's on the naughty.
You don't suck.
You don't suck.
I just want to let you know.
Sometimes we say things on this podcast and we don't mean it.
Just like Uncle Holmes.
Austin has shit on every member of my family.
I have not.
Your dad and I exchanged a hello today.
No, he hates you.
He does not.
He said hello.
And I said hello.
No, he told me he doesn't fuck with you.
No, he did this.
No.
What is that?
Oh, he doesn't know Turkish gestures.
What does that mean?
That means get out of here, gay person.
He's the fuck out of my house.
Gay person specifically?
They made a gesture.
Did he twist?
Did he twist?
Yes, he did.
Violently twisted.
He said hello.
Oh, he did that.
Yes.
Oh, no.
No, no.
Get off my list.
Yeah, it's practically a nice list.
He started going like this.
It's the worst.
I don't know what's going on.
Austin.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, he didn't know my name.
He was just like, hey.
A lot of penises.
Yeah.
Holy smoke.
That's what that was.
March, what are we at?
I was coming on myself.
That's what I was doing.
I wish you said 67.
Well, we have one.
I have one.
Okay, real, real talk.
What the fuck is the fuck is that stupid mean?
What the fuck does it mean?
How the fuck did it start?
Like 9 plus 10, 2011.
Like that started from something.
What the fuck is 6'7?
All these fucking kids, my nephews, are like 8-7!
Look at me!
I'm doing 6'7.
What the fuck?
I mean, this is the literal.
You want the actual origin?
Yeah.
There's a young man on social media at a basketball game.
Yeah.
And inexplicably, he did the hand gesture when he said 6'7 and it caught internet fire.
There's no rationality.
There's also a song.
It's just you and you just enjoy it.
No, no, there's a song.
That's where.
6'7?
No, no.
No, that's a rap song.
I played up your prom.
Anyway, I got it.
I didn't go to the players, but that makes sense.
But then it didn't either.
It was caught on fire like basically a year ago, but only now is it reaching like Normi's sphere.
Which means it'll die.
Yeah, the youths have already.
I got one more thing.
But even then, it still hasn't been because it makes no sense, right?
And it pisses off humor.
So if you're in the out group, like Austin.
He doesn't actually want to know.
He just wants to complain.
I do.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a damn.
I just want to move on for this.
Last story.
And this is our America me up.
Ladies and gentlemen, Indianapolis Colts have been a team that have been bad for a while.
But this year, they went into the Isle of Lost toys and they took a quarterback named Daniel Jones out of a kind of obscurity free agency and they started to win.
And they've been playing really well.
And they're eight and six right now.
But unfortunately, Daniel Jones exploded his Achilles and we're past the trade deadline.
So there's no one to play quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts, but they have a shot at making the playoffs.
So they went and they hired a guy named Philip Rivers who has been retired since the year 2020, the COVID season.
Yep.
Yep.
Yes.
He's 45 years young.
Yep.
He's coming back.
Please pull up his press conference and just type in Philip Rivers, how much do you weigh?
Did they pull him off the street or was he on the press?
He has 10 kids.
He has a grandkid.
10 kids?
10 kids.
There you go.
And he came into his first press conference fat.
So go ahead and take a look.
Let's take a look at that one.
What do you weigh right now?
Right this second?
I'm not sure, Greg.
How about that?
That's an honest answer.
And I will answer your question a little better on the playing weight, Greg.
Not what it was when I walked off the field in Buffalo.
I can tell you that.
But then I'll follow that up with, I ain't never ran away from anybody anyway.
So what is your playing?
Pause.
I'm telling you right now, must watch football.
Oh, I know.
Philip Rivers, 45 years old, 40 pounds overweight.
What is he playing?
Playoff quarterback.
Or playoff implications.
A gunslinger, a trash talker off the couch.
I think that's his.
Grandkids will be watching.
And he's playing against one of the best defenses in the NFL.
So the likelihood, what he knows, is that he could probably be cut in half, destroyed, mangled, put in fucking a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
That's probably what's going to happen.
I ain't run from anybody anywhere.
And the other thing he said, and I want to get assured of it, was here I stand.
If that doesn't make you want to run through a brick wall, if you woke up this morning with back pain, neck pain, your ankle hurts, you're feeling a little too old.
Remember, Grandpa Phil is getting back on the field to take the Indianapolis gold to the playoff, maybe.
So the Seahawks better watch out.
I'm, I, I'm rooting for him.
Yes, everybody is.
I'm rooting for Philip Rivers.
Yes.
Okay, was he, was he in the practice squad?
Is he thrown?
No.
He was like off the couch.
Off the literally dusted nachos off his stomach.
Oh my God.
Like he's out of shape completely.
He's so out of shape.
Like completely.
And he's going to go play in the NFL.
That's right.
And he's probably going to start.
That's right.
I mean, at this point, you can't even get in shape.
You might as well take me.
Here I stand.
That's right.
Here I stand.
Wow.
I fucking love football.
Is that the football game you invited me to?
All I'm saying is we had a retirement here, full circle.
Watch this.
We had a retirement here.
Maybe one day when you have nachos on your chest and you have a grandkid, you'll get the call back up.
And I hope you answer that call.
Because Phillip Rivers gets me excited, but Baby No Money coming back to music would get me absolutely torn.
Freaking pumps.
Kondo, condo, condo.
On that note, ladies and gentlemen, there'll be another banger episode of the Fearan podcast.
Baby No Money, what do you want to promote?
He's retired.
He has an album.
I think I'm going to do a food drive with Michael Boblet in Vancouver.
That's so awesome.
I love it.
Why didn't we talk about that?
Well, I'm not really going to promote it because I'm not going to promote it, but he's going to be there.
The first moment I ever met him in my entire life, he walks out to me and he's like, can you see my balls through these pants?
And I'm like, wow, he knows ball.
Like, he really knows ball.
I was like, okay.
Boobla is a funny guy.
Yeah, funny guy.
He's a really nice person.
I like Michael.
He sent me a voice note being like, I am Batman.
I'm hanging out with my children in my massive mansion.
And I'm like, that's insane.
I love this guy.
Bubble's the coolest.
Boobla is the coolest.
Love Booblai.
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Hotel Stays and Batman Voice Notes00:01:16
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I found the house.
I went to the house.
I can see them.
I can see them feasting.
I've got seven house.
No way.
I can see them feasting.
They lock eyes with me.
They go, oh, shit.
I ring the doorbell.
The mother goes, I'll handle this.
Walks outside and says, hey, I say, hi.
I believe you might have gotten an Uber order accidentally.
She says, oh, my God, you're right.
I say, can I have it back?
She says, uh, I go, you ate it.
She says, yeah, we thought no one else would come to pick it up.
It's been five minutes.
Also, for the record, every time I've had someone else come to my house, I'm eating it when I take it.
I take it to the right house.
Someone leaves something at someone else's house.
You got fucking owned.
I love that.
They were slamming the Korean fried chicken in my presence in my proximity.